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June 18, 2012

Overreacting to The V Word
— Dave in Texas

I'm not saying it, because I'll tell you right now those things give me the heebie jeebies, but the whole damned world is off it's nut right now because some Dem representativelady said it in the Michigan State Congress yesterday.

What the hell. What, the hell.

The Democratic state representative has defended her use of the anatomical term, saying her remarks were 'clearly appropriate' and did not justify her being banned by the Republican House leadership.

Maybe not the whole damned world. Perhaps that's a bit much. It might be something less than the whole damned world.

Despite my discomfort in general with this girl part thing (they are confusing like calculus except calculus has rules and shit) her specific statement, "'And finally, Mr. Speaker,Â’ she said. Â‘I'm flattered that you're all so interested in my vagina, but no means no.Â’" is just silly. A cutesy little shocka line. The controversial part of the bill that was passed was a halfway mark "no abortions after 20 weeks" thing.

It seems silly to me for Republicans to muzzle her in response to her use of the word "vagina" however cutesy stupid her motivation.

Oh shit. I said it.

Me, personally? I'd have put a bucket on my head and run around in circles until I hit a wall. I do not want to hear about vag. I'd rather play a round of golf than listen to lawmakers talk about vaginas, and you know how I feel about golf.

But I don't like shutting down speech. And seeing lawmakers get the vapors over a word.

I would have preferred "punani" but that's just a personal thing with me.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 05:26 PM | Comments (120)
Post contains 286 words, total size 2 kb.

1 The only response this needed was, "With all due respect, my dear, I have no interest in your vagina whatsoever."

Posted by: DanH at June 18, 2012 05:47 PM (8QQOZ)

2 COOTER!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2012 05:47 PM (piMMO)

3 Censure? I would have preferred that they beat her with a stick but maybe that's just me.

Posted by: toby928© at June 18, 2012 05:48 PM (QupBk)

4 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2012 05:48 PM (Xb3hu)

5 Remember when it was a HUGE deal when H. Bush said "read my lips"? It was a big deal because he reference his presidential anatomy. Remember?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2012 05:49 PM (piMMO)

6 Ttttttwenty weeks...

Posted by: Douglas Quaid at June 18, 2012 05:49 PM (PZkim)

7 That chick deserves a swift kick in the taco

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at June 18, 2012 05:50 PM (HpT9p)

8 V word, to Missouri Synod Lutherans that was code for Wodka.

Posted by: Clemenza at June 18, 2012 05:50 PM (qA9lG)

9 VAJAYJAY!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2012 05:51 PM (piMMO)

10 I think i just became a giant beta-male vagina after reading this post.

Posted by: NotCoach at June 18, 2012 05:51 PM (rsudF)

11 It was also the implied rape "no means no" thing that got her kicked out. As poorly as most of us think of politicians, there still is such a thing as decorum and these womyn violated that.

Posted by: Javelina Bomb at June 18, 2012 05:51 PM (kqGrp)

12 JAYJAY

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2012 05:51 PM (piMMO)

13 VJJ thread, cool.

Posted by: sTevo at June 18, 2012 05:52 PM (VMcEw)

14 KITTEH!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2012 05:52 PM (piMMO)

15 Well,the House has rules and they have the right to enforce them.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2012 05:53 PM (Xb3hu)

16 Whisker Biscuit !

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 18, 2012 05:53 PM (UXEgP)

17 No pics please, I'm eating.

Posted by: sTevo at June 18, 2012 05:53 PM (VMcEw)

18 I hope this thread doesn't go a thousand comments.

Posted by: jinx the cat at June 18, 2012 05:53 PM (S2L2F)

19 Why doesn't someone there cry out, "WHO CARES!!!"

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at June 18, 2012 05:53 PM (SmOV4)

20 @ $ I will relish the day when that fraise was "remember when.' RWOBWASCFOMF....

Posted by: Clemenza at June 18, 2012 05:53 PM (qA9lG)

21 Monkey !

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 18, 2012 05:54 PM (UXEgP)

22 No one's interested in your ham wallet, you nasty libtard. Now get your filthy oyster ditch out of here before someone kicks you in the bitch wrinkle.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 18, 2012 05:54 PM (JDIKC)

23 I completely agree with her position that the snooch is an area of complete control by women and therefor no possible law should apply to the snooch. This is why I am introducing my new vaginal taser for women who wish to recreationally torture their unborn children...oops...FETUSES...and am in discussion with plastic surgeons to open a chain of In Utero Optional , Cosmetic Surgery clinics for parents who wish to perform procedures that would be illegal after birth but..Vagina! Let 'er rip. Want to implant horns on your little bastard? Split her tongue so she can look like a lizard - just like you do, albeit a pierced and tattooed lizard with giant holes in its ears. Put a tat of your favorite team right on her little ass. We don't care! Vagina!

Posted by: major major major major at June 18, 2012 05:55 PM (FJEJ9)

24 Well as long as that lawmaker is asking taxpayers to subsidize her vagina she shouldn't get upset about their interest in it.

Posted by: robtr at June 18, 2012 05:56 PM (MtwBb)

25 CLAP TRAP!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2012 05:56 PM (piMMO)

Snatch, Box & Pussy

Twat

Posted by: George Carlin words you can say and one you can't at June 18, 2012 05:56 PM (UXEgP)

27 SNIZZ!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2012 05:56 PM (piMMO)

28 Uh Oh I phrased that wrong My deepest appology from Scotchland

Posted by: Clemenza at June 18, 2012 05:56 PM (qA9lG)

29 Lol, EoJ. Dude.

Posted by: Elizabethe from elsewhere at June 18, 2012 05:57 PM (HJLWl)

30 Pooter.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2012 05:57 PM (Xb3hu)

31 Don't mind me, I'm just trying out this new sock.

Posted by: ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ at June 18, 2012 05:57 PM (js5jY)

32 Pudenda.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2012 05:57 PM (Xb3hu)

33 C U Next Tuesday!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2012 05:57 PM (MCDCp)

34 V word?

Volt? Void? Vulture? Valu-rite?

Posted by: dantesed at June 18, 2012 05:58 PM (T+QEm)

35 Don't mind me, I'm just trying out this new sock. This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: toby928© at June 18, 2012 05:58 PM (QupBk)

36 Ewww! Vaginas have cooties!

Posted by: Barack Obama's Secret Gay Boyfriend at June 18, 2012 05:58 PM (EmK13)

37 Gash.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2012 05:58 PM (Xb3hu)

38 A Scotsman I once knew had a rather cute way of describing a girl's pudenda: "She had piss flaps as big as Audie Murphy's saddlebags."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2012 05:59 PM (MCDCp)

39 Feeling better yet, Drew?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2012 05:59 PM (piMMO)

40 I have no problem with women's parts. I like them.... a lot

Posted by: Albie Damned at June 18, 2012 05:59 PM (Yhu4q)

41 BEAVER!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2012 05:59 PM (piMMO)

42 This was not about the V word (I've been following the story). A stupid woman legislator playing to the emotional and stupid stereotype got up and basically accused the men in the chamber of wanting to rape her (a moderately debatable interpretation) over supporting some regulations on abortion. She used the word vagina in the comment, which for her was all that was needed to prove that the reaction was due to the word. because that is the way that stupid emotional women act.

* for the record: not all women are stupid and emotional. Some are only one or the other and others are neither. I'm specifically talking about this woman,

Her actual words "I'm glad you're all interested in my vagina, but no means no.

The first part of the phrase, to me is accusing the men of some lurid and forceful interest in he lady-bits. The second half is pretty closely associated with the issue of rape. And that is how the GOP chair took it.

Posted by: f2000 at June 18, 2012 05:59 PM (FcMtg)

43 And it isn't really her vagina anyway. In most women, babies grow in the uterus. Perhaps the real problem is that this stupid bint doesn't understand where babies come from.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 18, 2012 06:00 PM (nEUpB)

44 Please do not disturb and confuse ace with all this talk of vaginas, of which he knows nothing except maybe rumors and obscure myths.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 18, 2012 06:00 PM (mm7B+)

45 In the words of Teddy Bass from "Sexy Beast" "Gentlemen, you're all cunts. Cheers!" Goodnight.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2012 06:00 PM (MCDCp)

When I worked as an inspector there was the sixty year old dozer operator on a job. One day when it started raining and they shut the job down I asked him what he was going to do the rest of the day. his responce:

I'm gonna go home and play with the box the kids came in...

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 18, 2012 06:00 PM (UXEgP)

47 It is NOT a vagina.

It is a sweet, sweet honey pot.

Hell, mine is so amazing it deserves its own place in a museum.

True story (I swear): While my 'lady parts doc' was checking me out he said, 'You have a surprisingly sweet smell.'

Proudest moment of my honey pot's life (until it had my babies)

Posted by: momma at June 18, 2012 06:00 PM (sYijI)

48 ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ -- Will the smiley thing break the blog?

Posted by: johnd01 at June 18, 2012 06:00 PM (js5jY)

49 HAPPY VALLEY!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2012 06:01 PM (piMMO)

50 @ 40 Audie was no a calvary man, leave it to a scott to augment history..

Posted by: Clemenza at June 18, 2012 06:01 PM (qA9lG)

51 Oh, and a second Dem Rep was similarly gagged for a day. She said nothing, and especially didn't say vagina (though she may have been thinking it. I can't be sure).

Posted by: f2000 at June 18, 2012 06:02 PM (FcMtg)

52 My answer: We agree its yours, however we were negoiating a price ...

Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2012 06:02 PM (Mpktm)

'And finally, Mr. Speaker,Â’ she said. Â‘I'm flattered that you're all so interested in my vagina, but no means no.Â’"<<<<

If by interested, you mean "What the FUCK is that odour?" then yes, I am interested in killing it. Or you and your nasty squatch could just walk the fuck out of this chamber and run through a car wash.

Correction. Walk SLOWLY through a car wash.

Someone should be tossing lime on that thing while a hunchback rings a bell and yells, "BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!"

This House is in recess. It's fuckin' Miller Time.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Speaker of the House at June 18, 2012 06:02 PM (JDIKC)

54 Hearing about v's in relation to politicians really p's me the f' because eventually it comes around to thinking about how f'in digusting M.O.'s V probably is.

Posted by: Up, Up With People at June 18, 2012 06:03 PM (iYvMQ)

55
@49

An ampersand causes a warp core breech around here. I can't image what that thing will do.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 18, 2012 06:03 PM (kdS6q)

56 Hey Nanny Nanny...

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 18, 2012 06:03 PM (UXEgP)

57 There is a guy ranting about how Hitler was a paragon of Christianity over at the Greece thread right now... Ban-hammer anyone?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 18, 2012 06:04 PM (EmK13)

58 I was born with a penis and I'm pretty proud of the thing, but it's not like I go around talking about or showing it off in public. At least not in the statehouse - while engaged in legislative session. There are lines you just don't cross.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at June 18, 2012 06:04 PM (tpGic)

59 I would not have censured her. I would have left it in the records in giant 72pt bright red font and a note - 'this is not how you talk while in session.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 06:04 PM (hTvnI)

60 Someone should be tossing lime on that thing while a hunchback rings a bell and yells, "BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!"

****

EOJ strikes again!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2012 06:05 PM (piMMO)

61 I'm a Beaver born and a Beaver bred And when I die, I'll be a....

Posted by: Dead Beaver at June 18, 2012 06:05 PM (+XVQe)

62 I'd vote for calling it "Voyager". Or maybe simply "V-ger".

Posted by: Asher Abrams at June 18, 2012 06:05 PM (jq1kz)

63 51 He was in a lot of westerns though.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2012 06:06 PM (Xb3hu)

64 So, we have another addition to the growing Democrat Lexicon.

Putting limits on abortion = "Rape!"

Apparently all Democrats read 1984 and thought Newspeak was a really nifty idea. Plus: face rats!

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 18, 2012 06:06 PM (9+6PX)

65 Momma says that girls got the devil's teeth down there, when I saw the gums, I'm not surprised...

Posted by: Waterboy at June 18, 2012 06:07 PM (UXEgP)

66 If I'm going to get banned for a word, my word is 'poontang'.

Posted by: Animal Mother at June 18, 2012 06:07 PM (8sCoq)

67 Just another one of their fake outrage hashtags. They just look for something else they hope will move the needles "this time". The desperation is lame.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 18, 2012 06:08 PM (oX9+Y)

68
BTW - Lisa Brown [D- Cooterville] is also claiming antisemitism as well as misogyny:

Â“I was either banned for being Jewish and rightfully pointing out that HB 5711 was forcing contradictory religious beliefs upon me and my religion. Or is it because I used the word Â‘vagina,Â’ which is an anatomically, medically correct term?Â”

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 18, 2012 06:08 PM (kdS6q)

69 f2000, yeah I get that. She set em up and they took the bait and it was stupid of them.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 18, 2012 06:09 PM (pUqSw)

70 Posted by: momma at June 18, 2012 10:00 PM (sYijI) I hate to break it to you but he was hitting on you. But by all means, cherish the memory if you so desire.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 18, 2012 06:09 PM (+XVQe)

71 I was either banned for being Jewish and rightfully pointing out that HB 5711 was forcing contradictory religious beliefs upon me and my religion. Aroo?

Posted by: toby928© at June 18, 2012 06:09 PM (QupBk)

72 @ 64 I channel Audie Murphy when I shoot my M-1.. I can do that because I live in California.

Posted by: Clemenza at June 18, 2012 06:10 PM (qA9lG)

73 The part about referring to her hoo-hah wasn't all that objectionable.

The bullshit about accusing her Republican "friends" of, essentially, being perverts wanting close personal access to her snatch? Now that pisses me the hell off. That's why she deserved to be muzzled.

Posted by: Lou at June 18, 2012 06:10 PM (xp1pq)

74 DICK MITTEN!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2012 06:10 PM (piMMO)

75 Man-cave !

Posted by: Every guy except maybe Batman at June 18, 2012 06:10 PM (UXEgP)

76 Not even yeast wants to get close to that thing.

Posted by: toby928© at June 18, 2012 06:10 PM (QupBk)

Â“As I said when you first wrote about our conversation, Obama and his crew donÂ’t have any obvious plans of going anywhere in 2013. They have no plans to accept any Supreme Court decision striking down Â‘Obama-Care,Â’ and intend to implement certain aspects by executive edict, regardless of the decision. I am obviously limited to the extent of my direct experiences and sources, but Obama is surrounded by a very loyal group of people in positions of extreme power. "

These Canada Free Press pieces get more menacing as time goes on. The above isn't hard to believe, though.

http://bit.ly/NJ67W3

Posted by: RushBabe at June 18, 2012 06:10 PM (tQHzJ)

78 Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 18, 2012 10:09 PM (+XVQe)

He actually asked me if I wanted to have his son show me around Ohio State since he was a senior and I was only a new Freshman.

Posted by: momma at June 18, 2012 06:11 PM (sYijI)

79 Holy smokes tuck that back in!!! Said Clemenza on a date once.. that was before Mrs Clemenza .. Night all..

Posted by: Clemenza at June 18, 2012 06:12 PM (qA9lG)

80 ATN!

Posted by: Anna Nicole Smith...Too Soon? not ATM was the joke at June 18, 2012 06:13 PM (UXEgP)

81 This bag thinks it's about vag? I think its about little human being on the other side of that once-fun slide.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at June 18, 2012 06:14 PM (kTTUz)

82 No. It's not about vag. It's about the squish mitten. Everyone knows this.

Posted by: is what JQ Public thinks... at June 18, 2012 06:15 PM (NBj0d)

83 Cunt Bearing Cock Holster.

Posted by: It Bleeds For Days Yet Does Not Die at June 18, 2012 06:18 PM (KVEb8)

84 @80 That settles it. Definitely a drive-by to gauge interest.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 18, 2012 06:19 PM (+XVQe)

85 But is it vajazzled?

I'd say "pics or it didn't happen", but my spider-sense tells me that since we're talking about a middle-aged liberal woman, I'm better off with the substitute pic of Kate Upton saying this that I've got in my head. When Kate says it, it's definitely a lot less harpy-ish.

Posted by: BS Inc. at June 18, 2012 06:19 PM (P2Ufm)

86 Hands off my bearded clam. But pay me for my Nuvia ring.

Posted by: State Congresswoman Libtard D-MI at June 18, 2012 06:20 PM (Bikpc)

87 That settles it. Democrat women are completely batshit.

Posted by: The Average Straight Male Voter at June 18, 2012 06:22 PM (+XVQe)

88 That is an airport dress , you can see the cockpit..

Posted by: Clemenza at June 18, 2012 06:24 PM (qA9lG)

89 The next time you find the displeasure of arguing abortion with someone on the left ask if they feel, and that's all the do, if the murderer of a pregnant woman should be charged with two homicides. And if you encounter a pregnant progressive, ask how far along her little lump of cells is and check the reaction.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 18, 2012 06:24 PM (7DSqc)

90 58 There is a guy ranting about how Hitler was a paragon of Christianity over at the Greece thread right now...

Ban-hammer anyone?

***

It is a well documented fact that although he was raised a Christian, Hitler was a hardcore atheist. Lenin, Mao and Stalin were atheists too.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2012 06:24 PM (61yvg)

91 Posted by: RushBabe at June 18, 2012 10:10 PM (tQHzJ)

It isn't illegal or a violation of the Oath to the Constitution if no one does anything about it!

Perhaps we ought to remind Boner and Bitch of this fact?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2012 06:24 PM (i3+c5)

92 I think if I have to subsidize teh cha cha, I should get to time share the cha cha. That's fair. Where's the sign up sheet for Ms. Uptons moose knuckle? Anyone know?

Posted by: is what JQ Public thinks... at June 18, 2012 06:32 PM (NBj0d)

93 Hatchet Wound...

Posted by: Lizie Borden's Mom at June 18, 2012 06:33 PM (UXEgP)

94 The Reason I Even Talk To You...

Posted by: EveryGuy at June 18, 2012 06:37 PM (UXEgP)

95 *tee-hee-hee!* We broke decorum!

Posted by: liberals at June 18, 2012 06:39 PM (FcR7P)

96 94 Posted by: RushBabe at June 18, 2012 10:10 PM (tQHzJ) It isn't illegal or a violation of the Oath to the Constitution if no one does anything about it! Perhaps we ought to remind Boner and Bitch of this fact? Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2012 10:24 PM (i3+c5) ------ They already checked out during the undeclared Libya war. They never fail to stick a finger in the wind when deciding what their Constitutional responsibilities are.

Posted by: The Average Straight Male Voter at June 18, 2012 06:39 PM (+XVQe)

97 Dang, off blasted sock!

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 18, 2012 06:40 PM (+XVQe)

98 Good God, you guys are frickin' killing me here. Who is it that pays for new keyboards again?? I need one.....

Posted by: myYbj at June 18, 2012 06:49 PM (myYbj)

99 I do not want to hear about vag. I'd rather play a round of golf...
Right on, brotha'!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at June 18, 2012 06:51 PM (nrW1y)

100 Hey lady, wipe up your snail trails on your way out, your meat curtains are dragging

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 18, 2012 06:54 PM (DU15A)

101 What shocks me is not the word vagina but that you think that Michigan has a "Congress."

Posted by: Glaucon at June 18, 2012 06:58 PM (mP9Rx)

102 She essentially got suspended for violating decorum, by comparing the legislation to rape, but is now trying to make herself a martyr since "men can't handle the word vagina" or some such crap. The other legislator offered an amendment to put restrictions on vasectomies (as if the two procedures are remotely similar), and started shouting "vasectomy!" after her amendment was quickly voted down. The interesting thing is these two women are trying to show this as "muzzling women's speech" when at least two other female dem reps spoke against the bill in a slightly more professional manner and weren't suspended and one female GOP rep spoke in favor of it. And of course, all GOP women in the chamber (who number about ten) along with one female dem rep, voted in favor of the bill. Lisa Brown, who is making the most noise about this, is running against an incumbent Republican for Oakland County clerk and is pretty much just trying to get some political attention.

Posted by: HenryMalredo at June 18, 2012 07:04 PM (8G8Bk)

103 ~caveat~ I have only read the first three comments.

Has anyone euphemized with "the lady garden"?

Jebus. Really?

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at June 18, 2012 07:08 PM (otfJ1)

104 My contribution, such as it is, comes from a foul-mouthed (aren't they all?) Brit: Frontbottoms.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at June 18, 2012 07:12 PM (i5HQq)

105

The reason she was censored was she used the word vagina instead of the normal Michigan term for the female sexual organ which is officially referred to as "COOTCHIE" also they did not like the "no means no" quip, interpreted as an affront implying a rape was in process as a results of the legislation.

Or maybe she was just trying for a bit of publicity, an elected Dem in West Bloomfield is about as common as a swimming pool in the desert.

Posted by: Mister Money at June 18, 2012 07:28 PM (wN82N)

106 Posted by: The Average Straight Male Voter at June 18, 2012 10:39 PM (+XVQe)

I left the sarc tag off because of the obviousness, but to me they both checked out a looong time back. Right now, Boner, Bitch, and Cantor aren't even really going through the motions. Allen West is the only one up there I trust, and our very own vaunted establishment quislings are doing their very best to sabotage him.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2012 07:29 PM (i3+c5)

107 Technically, the bill is targeted at the uterus, not the vagina, so she should be shut up for irrelivent arguments and a weak understanding of anatomy.

Posted by: Steve at June 18, 2012 07:55 PM (WFgQR)

108 Yeah well dignity and honor are lost concepts today. If you suggest something is inappropriate, disrespectful or out of place, you're suddenly some nazi hate-filled scumbag who should shut up and die.
Enjoy the foul, no boundaries world you're creating. When you finally figure out those old concepts made sense and were useful, it will be too late.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 18, 2012 08:15 PM (r4wIV)

109

Maybe they muzzled her because she's an idiot and they are tired of her shit.

Do we have to swallow the liberal activist spin on everything?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2012 09:26 PM (TJHom)

110 VaGI-Nah!

There! I said it! I'm so...Free! It is so...Empowering!

I'm.....trying seriously to give a shit.........It isn't happening....dang....

Posted by: HiHo at June 18, 2012 09:54 PM (dN6wh)

111 So this sorry-excuse-for-a-legislator airs out her lady parts on the floor and then coyly accuses her colleagues of pre-emptive rape?

Classy broad.

Posted by: Fritz at June 19, 2012 02:48 AM (ZN5qR)

112 ... or shall I say preemptively accuses her colleagues of rape?

*yawn*

Posted by: Fritz at June 19, 2012 02:51 AM (ZN5qR)

113 I live in Lansing, where I go to school. They read the Vagina Monologues on the steps to the state house this morning. Or that's what I was told, anyway. I was too busy with my JOB AND SCHOOL to go protest in the middle of a Monday. I walked to my car in the parking deck a block from the state house at about 8pm and it was packed with obvious protesting women trying to leave. I made it to the stairs before the wicked impulse got the better of me. I yelled, at the top of my voice, "VOTE ROMNEY!" Then I ran. I'm a big guy, but these women scare me.

Posted by: Crabtree at June 19, 2012 05:25 AM (76Zdg)

114

Yeah, it wasn't cause she said vagina, it was cause she was calling everyone rapists.

And all the rapists in the room were deeply offended at having their standards impugned.

Posted by: Entropy at June 19, 2012 05:38 AM (TULs6)

115

Seriously, those rapists wouldn't rape her with a lesbian's plastic dick.

They only get off on doing it to taxpayers.

Posted by: Entropy at June 19, 2012 05:46 AM (TULs6)

116 I prefer "twat", but only because it's so close to "twit".

Posted by: Hangtown Bob at June 19, 2012 06:01 AM (OmMWD)

117

#116

Cooley Law School?

I live in Lansing also, and I was too busy with work to attend this daring shocking of the bourgoise. I wonder if that thunderstorm got any of them? That was a real good gully-washer we had, and far more interesting to see and hear.

Outraged feminists are so boring.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - the storms have passed, the sun shines at June 19, 2012 08:41 AM (hLRSq)

118 Vajayjay. Why are Dem Reps always talking about their vajajay's on TV?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at June 19, 2012 08:59 AM (1hM1d)

119 Hair pie!

Posted by: cmbtengr71 at June 19, 2012 12:39 PM (hSP4s)

120 A buddy I used to work with came into the shop one day and suddenly blurted out; "Hey. Just what are you guys so torqued up about vaginas for anyway? I mean. If you were walking down the street and bumped into one the size of a person you would probably run away in terror. Wouldn't you?" After we all stopped laughing our asses off we beat the crap out of him for being such a twat.

Posted by: TrueNorthist at June 19, 2012 02:32 PM (3Aixx)

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