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June 21, 2012

Part Of This Kind Of Jumps Out At Ya
— LauraW

13. Defendants owed Plaintiffs the highest duty of care to protect them against dangerous conditions of which Arby's knew or should have known.
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Such dangers at the subject property include, without limitation: (a) Plumbing and/or water heating systems that violate the applicable Building, Mechanical and Plumbing code, (b) Urinal that shoots jets of scalding steam, (c) Failure to properly repair a known dangerous urinal and/or plumbing issue.

It seems this fellow got a steamed winkie.
Very sad.
Just awful.
Ointments don't help with the nightmares.

Posted by: LauraW at 09:01 AM | Comments (178)
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1 Urinal? Steam? WTF?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 21, 2012 09:03 AM (ZKzrr)

2 I just crossed my legs...

Posted by: Auslander at June 21, 2012 09:04 AM (6ErGZ)

"a known dangerous urinal"

Is that like a "known dangerous criminal?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at June 21, 2012 09:04 AM (4df7R)

4 Mother effin' plumbing. How does it work?

Posted by: Arby's at June 21, 2012 09:04 AM (5Rurq)

5 ...and "Known Dangerous Urinal" would be a great name for a band.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 21, 2012 09:04 AM (ZKzrr)

6 Now that's a blowjob no one wants!

Posted by: lorien1973 at June 21, 2012 09:04 AM (0tkqC)

7 Is Twitter down for everyone else?

Posted by: Benson at June 21, 2012 09:04 AM (qzcNU)

8 Never mind.

Posted by: Benson at June 21, 2012 09:05 AM (qzcNU)

9
I could see that at a White Castle: it would be easy to cross the pipe that discharges the urinal with the pipe that steams the sliders. But at Arby's? WTF?

Posted by: Brown Line at June 21, 2012 09:05 AM (t0FeC)

10 Infamous HORROR urinal of steaming DOOM.

Posted by: Pyrocles at June 21, 2012 09:05 AM (cv5Iw)

How on earth does a urinal get hooked up to the plumbing system such that it is in a position to shoot "jets" of "scalding steam?" I would imagine that when installing plumbing fixtures of that sort, instruction #1 in the manual would be: "Do not attach toilets, urinals or bidets to hot water pipes, especially not ones that may result in jets of scalding steam."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at June 21, 2012 09:06 AM (4df7R)

12 We call that one "Old Faithful."

Posted by: Arby's Corporate Communications Dept. at June 21, 2012 09:06 AM (QKKT0)

13 And i though Arby's was famous for its roast beef...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 21, 2012 09:07 AM (SO2Q8)

14 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 21, 2012 09:07 AM (8y9MW)

15 Part of their case is that an employee said this had happened previously.

Obviously whether or not that's true is what this case hinges on.

But yeah, if your urinal is firing at penises, that's a good reason to cover it in a garbage bag and put it out of order.

But I wouldn't eat at Arby's anyway, given the company's behavior in the Stop Rush campaign.

Posted by: Dustin at June 21, 2012 09:07 AM (z36s0)

16
(b) Urinal that shoots jets of scalding steam

In Russia, steam shoot you.

Posted by: soothsayakov at June 21, 2012 09:07 AM (9Q7Nu)

17 Genitals? Never heard of 'em.

Posted by: Robert Gibbs at June 21, 2012 09:07 AM (wYKxr)

18 Does this mean that 'Steamed Winkie' might be on Arby's menu soon?

Posted by: jfalcon, the curmud..curmuge..the old guy in Vegas at June 21, 2012 09:07 AM (2EqTP)

19 In settlement we offer enough Horsey Sauce to coat the entire injured area.

Posted by: Arby's Corporate Communications Dept. at June 21, 2012 09:08 AM (QKKT0)

20
Urinal that shoots jets of scalding steam

Where I come from, this is called a jacuzzi.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 21, 2012 09:08 AM (9Q7Nu)

21 It's the Seventh Sign! Rapture is upon us!

And Lo, so shall the steam blow the wickedness of the winky away.

It was in Revelations.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at June 21, 2012 09:08 AM (UEEex)

22 Can I get a side of hot steamed weenie along with the curley fries?

Posted by: maddogg at June 21, 2012 09:08 AM (OlN4e)

23 ACKERMAN (D-NY): Your premise is that comity exists now. It may not be entirely accurate. It used to be you had real friends on the other side of the aisle. ItÂ’s not like that anymore. Society has changed. The public is to blame as well. I think the people have gotten dumber. I donÂ’t know that I wouldÂ’ve said that out loud pre-my announcement that I was going to be leaving. [Laughter] But I think thatÂ’s true. I mean everything has changed. The media has changed. We now give broadcast licenses to philosophies instead of people. People get confused and think there is no difference between news and entertainment. People who project themselves as journalists on television donÂ’t know the first thing about journalism. They are just there stirring up a hockey game.

Posted by: Baron Vladimir Harkonnen at June 21, 2012 09:09 AM (e8kgV)

24 I guess Hot Dogs are the new menu items. Or would it be Pigs in a Blanket?

Posted by: Jay in Ames at June 21, 2012 09:09 AM (UEEex)

15 -

Yeah, I knew there was some reason why Arbys was on the "no-go" list... not that I would anyway.

I hope this guy wins. Terrible what happend. Even if it didn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 21, 2012 09:09 AM (TOk1P)

26 I didn't know you could get roasted nuts at Arby's.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 21, 2012 09:09 AM (d0Tfm)

27 What concerns me is that they are crossing plumbing lines. Which, for the second time today, reminds me of this story.

http://bit.ly/KB9k7Q

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2012 09:09 AM (piMMO)

28 some people boil their franks

Posted by: Thunderb at June 21, 2012 09:09 AM (Dnbau)

29 The God of Irony fucked up.

Should have been a Wienerschnitzel.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 21, 2012 09:09 AM (famk3)

30 This is exactly why I zip up first and stand to the side whenever I flush a urinal. You never know when the urinal will emit a plume of hot steam.

Posted by: Mr. Cautious at June 21, 2012 09:09 AM (/Mla1)

31 We grill our wieners.

Posted by: Der Wienerschnitzel at June 21, 2012 09:09 AM (QKKT0)

32 You mean his beef was roasted at Arby's?

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 21, 2012 09:10 AM (Hx5uv)

33 See folks, there are advantages to the K9 lifestyle. Fire hydrants have never steamed a winkie, and by the way, I can crap in public in broad daylight and nobody calls the cops.

Posted by: maddogg at June 21, 2012 09:10 AM (OlN4e)

34 Dear Mr Franchise Holder:

We believe you may have misinterpreted line 8, section 7, page12 of our franchisee's operating manual, to wit: 'All meat on premises must be thoroughly cooked'........

Posted by: Arby at June 21, 2012 09:10 AM (VMcoS)

35 Wow, that's a real pisser.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 21, 2012 09:10 AM (9TTOe)

36 That's not Horsey Sauce.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 21, 2012 09:10 AM (v1ZA4)

a known dangerous urinal

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more of an aquaintence.

Posted by: Arby's at June 21, 2012 09:11 AM (SO2Q8)

38 Would have been funnier if it happened at a Nathan's Famous.

Posted by: yinzer at June 21, 2012 09:11 AM (/Mla1)

39 I tweeted my evidence to my attorney and all hell broke loose.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 21, 2012 09:11 AM (QKKT0)

40 This thread may be EPIC!

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2012 09:11 AM (X6akg)

41 Urinal's neighbor: "It was always so quiet and kept to itself. I can't believe it would let off steam like that."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2012 09:11 AM (UOM48)

42 What? No au jus?

Posted by: cajun carrot at June 21, 2012 09:11 AM (UZQM8)

43 Steamed weenies belong at James' Coney Island

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 21, 2012 09:11 AM (GfHSl)

44
"It used to be you had real friends on the other side of the aisle."

First of all, fuuuuuuuuuuck You, Ackerman.

"I think the people have gotten dumber."

Indubitably. They elect shitheads like Ackerman.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 21, 2012 09:12 AM (9Q7Nu)

45 Plaintiffs reported the incident to an employee who responded that "we have that bathroom problem again," and "this happens when the sink in the kitchen is running." Mock all you want but I'd sue them too. Or at least kick their ass for steaming my junk when it could have been avoided.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 21, 2012 09:12 AM (8/DeP)

46 Didn't we block conservatives from Twitter to keep this out of the news?

Posted by: Arby's at June 21, 2012 09:12 AM (o44nj)

47 Remember the old lady who got scalded labia from the hot coffee at McDonald's in the '90s?

The screw has turned. . . .

Posted by: logprof at June 21, 2012 09:12 AM (ykSKg)

48 (b) Urinal that shoots jets of scalding steam,

That's a line from Princess Bride. Watch out for the UTSJOSS.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2012 09:12 AM (KXm42)

49 Don't put any salve on it til you see my doctor!!!!

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at June 21, 2012 09:12 AM (1grxW)

50 Lambanog.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 21, 2012 09:13 AM (famk3)

51 Thunderb and some theorizing on the last thread...

conspiracy time - remember when the federal government was looking at ways to suspend social media. just in case of emergency. or if their administration is going down in a ball of flames. he is so thin-skinned. twitter?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2012 09:13 AM (piMMO)

52 ...and "Known Dangerous Urinal" would be a great name for a band.

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ at June 21, 2012 01:04 PM (ZKzrr)

Or a movie on the Sy Fy channel.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 21, 2012 09:13 AM (Hx5uv)

53 I hear it's big in Japan.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2012 09:13 AM (KXm42)

54 if i only had a ~~nipple~~ nickle for every time i've seen that in Japanese pron

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 21, 2012 09:13 AM (SO2Q8)

55 Plaintiffs reported the incident to an employee who responded that "we have that bathroom problem again," and "this happens when the sink in the kitchen is running."

Wait....their urinals are connected to their kitchen sink!?

Note to self: Avoid Arby's.

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2012 09:13 AM (X6akg)

56 You know that money being spent in Africa to teach men how to wash their junk?

Steaming urinals. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2012 09:13 AM (UOM48)

57 That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

Posted by: Jackie Chiles, Esq. at June 21, 2012 09:13 AM (QKKT0)

58 I just crossed my legs...
No shit.
I won't be going to Arby's for a while.

Posted by: fluffonutta at June 21, 2012 09:14 AM (z9HTb)

59 Or a movie on the Sy Fy channel.

Two-Headed Shark vs. Steam Urinal

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 21, 2012 09:14 AM (8y9MW)

60 I'm peeing at home from now on ...

Posted by: BillyBob at June 21, 2012 09:14 AM (d3FpJ)

61 Definitely not a kosher dog.

Posted by: Hebrew National at June 21, 2012 09:14 AM (o44nj)

62 I see the market for testicular autoclaves going nowhere.

Posted by: Cicero at June 21, 2012 09:15 AM (QKKT0)

63 Remember the old lady who got scalded labia from the hot coffee at McDonald's in the '90s?

The screw has turned. . . .

****

It still pisses me off when folks use her case as an example of personal injury law run amok. There are plenty of examples out there, but that's not one of them.

I think her name was Thelma.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2012 09:15 AM (piMMO)

64 I'm lovin' it.

Posted by: Ronald McDonald at June 21, 2012 09:15 AM (v1ZA4)

Urinal that shoots jets of scalding steam

BUT FIRST YOU MUST BLOW ME!!!ELEVENTY!!

Posted by: Mel Gibson at June 21, 2012 09:15 AM (WGmy2)

Under what circumstances should a urinal EVER shoot steam?

OK, I'll give you Mayan Apocalypse, but that's not until December.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 21, 2012 09:15 AM (B+qrE)

67 al Obama 2012
Because the needs of one outweigh the needs of many.... or something.

Posted by: Smelly Hippie at June 21, 2012 09:15 AM (e8T35)

68 "Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener..."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 21, 2012 09:15 AM (8y9MW)

...and "Known Dangerous Urinal" would be a great name for a band.

Which is a tribute to who?

Posted by: steveegg at June 21, 2012 09:15 AM (o44nj)

70 Would a non circumcised penis been more procted?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 21, 2012 09:15 AM (9TTOe)

71 Today's English-style lunch special: Steamed Meat and 2 Veg.

Posted by: Arby's at June 21, 2012 09:16 AM (VMcoS)

72 Wait....their urinals are connected to their kitchen sink!?

Note to self: Avoid Arby's.

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2012 01:13 PM (X6akg)

If you think that is bad, don't go near a Chinese restaurant. Those cans in the back aren't the trash....

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 21, 2012 09:16 AM (GfHSl)

73 You put the balm on?? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on! Why'd you put the balm on?!

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at June 21, 2012 09:16 AM (NS2Mo)

Arby's: famous for it's red meat!

Posted by: runningrn at June 21, 2012 09:16 AM (WGmy2)

75 Dang, now the secret to our "Schwedy Balls" is out.

Posted by: Pete Schwedy at June 21, 2012 09:16 AM (1grxW)

76 It's good mood foooood!

Posted by: Arby's at June 21, 2012 09:16 AM (/Mla1)

77 I puts some cream on it...

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at June 21, 2012 09:16 AM (WGmy2)

78 Under what circumstances should a urinal EVER shoot steam?

When the person pee-ing is Bill Maher?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 21, 2012 09:16 AM (8y9MW)

79 Maybe that oven mitt will help.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 21, 2012 09:16 AM (v1ZA4)

Or a movie on the Sy Fy channel.

Two-Headed Shark vs. Steam Urinal

Steam Urinalaconda. In a piranha-infested river.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 21, 2012 09:17 AM (d0Tfm)

81 I had enough of people pissing on me...so, I decided to let off some steam and piss on THEM for once

Posted by: Urinal at June 21, 2012 09:17 AM (F6KtL)

82 This story was concockted to distract us from Fast and Furious... mark my words.

Posted by: Auslander at June 21, 2012 09:17 AM (6ErGZ)

83 >>I think her name was Thelma.

Stella. And she *is* the poster child for lawsuits run amok.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 21, 2012 09:18 AM (ZKzrr)

84 Hey, it could have been worse. We usually connect those to the deep fryer.

Posted by: Arby's Corporate Communications Dept. at June 21, 2012 09:18 AM (QKKT0)

Plaintiffs reported the incident to an employee who responded that
"we have that bathroom problem again," and "this happens when the sink
in the kitchen is running."

Wait....their urinals are connected to their kitchen sink!?

Well, it's better than the Fry-o-lator!

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at June 21, 2012 09:18 AM (WGmy2)

86 How I wish the urinals in the WH would go rogue and start steaming a few weenies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2012 09:18 AM (UOM48)

some like it hot?

i was actually trying to think of that sex aid warming lotion. but i was too afraid to look it up. you just never know where you'll end up!

Posted by: willow at June 21, 2012 09:18 AM (TomZ9)

88 Had he just turned around he could have had steamed buns to go with his steamed weenie.

Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at June 21, 2012 09:18 AM (bAGA/)

89 Somehow, I think this guy is full of shit. Hot water in the lines, perhaps, but steam? Since when do urinals aim water out toward the user? Perhaps if he'd kept his dangly bits out of the water...

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at June 21, 2012 09:18 AM (wYKxr)

90 This thread did remind me I have some left over grilled hot dogs in the fridge...so there's that.

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2012 09:18 AM (X6akg)

91 Drats! Beaten to the punchline! I'll need some reparations for that. It's not fair that other people have faster fingers...

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at June 21, 2012 09:18 AM (WGmy2)

92 And i though Arby's was famous for its roast beef...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 21, 2012 01:07 PM (SO2Q

Winna

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2012 09:18 AM (nTgAI)

93 Why don't any guys install urinals in their homes? I've always wondered that.

Posted by: Uncledave at June 21, 2012 09:18 AM (nJ32z)

94 Stella. And she *is* the poster child for lawsuits run amok.

****

It don't see it that way. She may be, but is wrongfully so.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2012 09:19 AM (piMMO)

95 obviously the plumber was a man hating feminist.

Posted by: bannor, voting Sweet Meteor of Death 2012 at June 21, 2012 09:19 AM (HEa5q)

96 And i though Arby's was famous for its roast beef...

It is, IYNWIMAITYD....

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 21, 2012 09:19 AM (PMGbu)

97 Dune dude- thanks for the link. Later Ackermann sounds like a...hockey player. ACKERMAN: Washington has the ability to attract some of the brightest, hardest-working people in the country. That works. The problem is when you have some of the brightest, most hardworking people in the country who become aÂ–holes. [Laughter] Ghee--where's the "comity"?

Posted by: tasker at June 21, 2012 09:19 AM (r2PLg)

98 just mistaken for weinersnitzel

Posted by: willow at June 21, 2012 09:19 AM (TomZ9)

99 second look @ adult diapers?

Posted by: Bob Dole at June 21, 2012 09:19 AM (SO2Q8)

100 Jeebus... that urinal sounds like a medieval torture device.

Posted by: Crazy Bald Guy at June 21, 2012 09:19 AM (Dw7rf)

101 Or a movie on the Sy Fy channel.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 21, 2012 01:13 PM (Hx5uv)

This Saturday at 9PM, don't miss the SyFy premiere of "Jersey Shore Urinal" starring Joey Fatone and Battlestar Galactica's Nikki Cline!!

Posted by: SyFy Channel President at June 21, 2012 09:19 AM (1grxW)

102 Contributory Negligence ---> Plaintiff ate at Arby's.

Damages ---> None.

Posted by: laceyunderalls has twitter dependency issues apparently at June 21, 2012 09:19 AM (pLTLS)

103

The Supreme Court ruled on Healthcare reform, details never.

Our leading story however, is about a man who is currently suing Arby's...

Posted by: MFM at June 21, 2012 09:20 AM (WGmy2)

104 Contributory Negligence ---> Plaintiff ate at Arby's.

Damages ---> None.

****

Heh.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2012 09:20 AM (piMMO)

105 No biggie, they had a problem with employees not washing their hands, so they thought they'd sterilize the source of the problem.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at June 21, 2012 09:20 AM (UEEex)

106 June 20 2012

Bobbit Plumbing Supplies
1265 Syossett Parkway
Trenton, New Jersey 20122

Dear Ms. Bobbitt:

We regret to inform you that circumstances require us to cancel our remaining fixture orders and remove your firm from our favored suppliers list due to ongoing problems with the Model 666-T, 'Lorena's Revenge Self-Sanitizing Urinal..........

Posted by: Arby's at June 21, 2012 09:20 AM (VMcoS)

107 I knew I should have asked more questions when some of the toasters wanted to apply to fast food joints...

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at June 21, 2012 09:20 AM (GBXon)

108
Why don't any guys install urinals in their homes?

Why waste the money on a urinal when there's already a sink to use?

Posted by: soothsayer at June 21, 2012 09:21 AM (9Q7Nu)

109 Indubitably. They elect shitheads like Ackerman. Posted by: soothsayer at June 21, 2012 01:12 PM (9Q7Nu) ************ The circle is complete.

Posted by: tasker at June 21, 2012 09:21 AM (r2PLg)

110

I would have thought the melted urinal cake would have been warning enough...

Posted by: runningrn at June 21, 2012 09:21 AM (WGmy2)

111 Bastard was trying to "Teabag" me.

Posted by: Steamed Urinal at June 21, 2012 09:21 AM (1grxW)

112

Why don't any guys install urinals in their homes?

Planting some well placed rose bushes in the backyard is a much cheaper option.

Posted by: runningrn at June 21, 2012 09:22 AM (WGmy2)

113 Someone fire up Ace's favorite band- Bon Jovi maybe that'll levitate him.

Posted by: tasker at June 21, 2012 09:22 AM (r2PLg)

114 Colorado Steamer ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2012 09:22 AM (nTgAI)

115

UR doin' it wrong, Arby's. Lum's steams their weiners in beer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 21, 2012 09:22 AM (BAS5M)

116 Coming up next on Syfy, a Syfy original film starring Ice Cube as Maurice Jenkins, a fast food fry cook who's forced to take on an army of sentient urinals bent on revenge. Urine for the ride of your life!

Posted by: SyFy (formerly the less edgy SciFi) at June 21, 2012 09:22 AM (/Mla1)

117 Dante's Lava Urinal

When it burns as you pee, it REALLY burns as you pee.

Posted by: grognard, team dagny at June 21, 2012 09:22 AM (NS2Mo)

118

Posted by: Mr at June 21, 2012 09:22 AM (1grxW)

119 sooth, that was just soo wrong.

Posted by: willow at June 21, 2012 09:22 AM (TomZ9)

120 We're living in "interesting" times. Steaming attack urinals and yet another naked cannibal attack:

http://tinyurl.com/7wkc9ex

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2012 09:22 AM (UOM48)

121 Excuse me, which way is the cock steamer?

Posted by: Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog at June 21, 2012 09:23 AM (iYvMQ)

122 103 The Supreme Court ruled on Healthcare reform, details never. ************** The 28th-it looks like.

Posted by: tasker at June 21, 2012 09:23 AM (r2PLg)

123 nood Ace post

Posted by: soothsayer at June 21, 2012 09:23 AM (9Q7Nu)

124 Goddammit, that's why we put ice in the urinals, goddammit!

Posted by: Greek restaurants everywhere at June 21, 2012 09:23 AM (VMcoS)

125 Twitter back up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2012 09:23 AM (piMMO)

126 Why don't any guys install urinals in their homes?

Because we can't leave the seats up on them.

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 21, 2012 09:23 AM (1grxW)

127 One man's roasted beef is another man's steamed weiner. It's just semantics.

Posted by: runningrn at June 21, 2012 09:23 AM (WGmy2)

128 He's up with a poll.

Posted by: tasker at June 21, 2012 09:23 AM (r2PLg)

129
Planting some well placed rose bushes in the backyard is a much cheaper option.

Posted by: runningrn at June 21, 2012 01:22 PM (WGmy2)

Need a winter option though.

Posted by: Uncledave at June 21, 2012 09:23 AM (nJ32z)

130 OTOH, you should have seen how sharp the crease of his trousers looked afterwards. no extra charge.

Posted by: Arby's at June 21, 2012 09:23 AM (SO2Q8)

131 Who told you to put the balm on it?

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at June 21, 2012 09:24 AM (mHC3R)

132 *squirt*

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at June 21, 2012 09:24 AM (NS2Mo)

133 Come to Arby's and experience the new Colorado Steamer. It's warm beef without a bun. We guarantee you've never had anything like it !

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2012 09:24 AM (nTgAI)

134 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2012 01:22 PM (UOM4

I note that there were no nake4d cannibal attacks during the Bush administration.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 21, 2012 09:25 AM (Hx5uv)

135 Under what circumstances should a urinal EVER shoot steam?>>

I would guess that the steam entered the sewer drain system pressurizing it and the steam was vented through the urinal drain.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 21, 2012 09:25 AM (tf9Ne)

136 Same thing happens when i piss on the rocks in the sauna. no biggie

Posted by: worlds brightest norweigen at June 21, 2012 09:25 AM (SO2Q8)

137 Hey now, I invited that urinal give me some credit! Only people who have raised young boys will get the joke.

Posted by: Proffessor Pippy Peepee Poopypants at June 21, 2012 09:25 AM (O/RV5)

138

Gives the age old question "why does it burn when I pee ?" a whole new meaning now doesn't it ?

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at June 21, 2012 09:26 AM (oW269)

139 The use of urinals is a relic of heteronormative patriarchy. Restroom fixtures should be gender neutral to accommodate the transgendered and the questioning.

Posted by: NOW-GLAAD, well, as glad as we'll ever get at June 21, 2012 09:26 AM (C8mVl)

140 "Steam out the urinal, that's nothing! Every time we flush the toilets, the Coke machine squirts soda!"

Posted by: Undercover rogue Arby's employee "Deep Beef" at June 21, 2012 09:26 AM (VMcoS)

141 WARNING: Do not pour hot coffee on sensitive cooter area.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2012 09:26 AM (KXm42)

142 Why waste the money on a urinal when there's already a sink to use?

I just drilled a hole in my wall and ran a PVC pipe at an angle towards the ground outside.

Posted by: Alex at June 21, 2012 09:27 AM (VwdxG)

143 I would guess that the steam entered the sewer drain system pressurizing it and the steam was vented through the urinal drain.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 21, 2012 01:25 PM (tf9Ne)

So it wasn't just steam, it was piss-steam.

Awesome.

(and yes, I know that the steam is just water vapor at that point)

Posted by: grognard, team dagny at June 21, 2012 09:27 AM (NS2Mo)

144 It puts the lotion on it's wiener

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2012 09:27 AM (nTgAI)

145 Under what circumstances should a urinal EVER shoot steam?>>

Ancient Chinese secret!

Posted by: Chinese Laundry/Restaurant at June 21, 2012 09:27 AM (1grxW)

146 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You steamed my wiener. Prepare to die.

Posted by: One Scary Customer at June 21, 2012 09:29 AM (RzLbD)

147 Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets shoot jets of steam at my penis.

Posted by: worlds brightest norweigen at June 21, 2012 09:29 AM (SO2Q8)

148 Under what circumstances should a urinal EVER shoot steam?

When someone really needs to steam open their scrot-pores? Just spitballin'.

Posted by: grognard, team dagny at June 21, 2012 09:29 AM (NS2Mo)

149 WARNING: Do not pour hot coffee on sensitive cooter area.

The problem was that the coffee in question was almost boiling (200 F), which is much hotter than coffee made by normal processes. McDonald's had records of other customers who had suffered burns to their mouths and faces, so they knew that there was an issue.

BTW, the woman was found partially liable because she placed the cup between her legs.

Posted by: Alex at June 21, 2012 09:30 AM (VwdxG)

150 Sounds like Inigo is pissed.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2012 09:30 AM (KXm42)

151 "In other news Peter Funt, who continued the hilarious TV show Candid Camera from his father Allen, was found beaten into unconsciousness in the toilet stall of a Colorado Arby's restaurant. Police have no motive for the savage beating, other than the very recent firing of his technical effects supervisor Eddie 'Mr. Trick Urinal' Dvorak, who's current whereabouts are unknown."

Posted by: WKOC, El Paso's Source For News at June 21, 2012 09:31 AM (VMcoS)

152 Alex, I'm joking through my wincing. I never knew the coffee got her right where it counts.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2012 09:34 AM (KXm42)

153 Arby's is changing their name to WHA WHAS !

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2012 09:38 AM (nTgAI)

154 OK, the experiment didn't go well. I still think "Cock-uccino" has possibilities.

Posted by: Barney Frank at June 21, 2012 09:38 AM (RzLbD)

155 "a known dangerous urinal"

Is that like a "known dangerous criminal?"
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Colorado State Police today released a photo of the known dangerous urinal currently thought to be engaged in a tri-state crime spree. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2012 09:38 AM (exvgC)

156 REVERSE CARNIVAL HORROR GAME!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 21, 2012 09:39 AM (BrQrN)

157 I shoot jets of scalding steam INTO urinals.

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at June 21, 2012 09:41 AM (OCOg/)

158 "The problem was that the coffee in question was almost boiling (200 F), which is much hotter than coffee made by normal processes."

A typical Mr Coffee produces coffee at 192 degrees.

It's perfectly normal and I think far better. I love McDonalds's coffee. Yeah, it's dangerous and yeah McDonalds was aware that it's dangerous. It is outrageous that the suit was even allowed to proceed to court when "the issue" is that coffee is really hot sometimes. They should be allowed to sell you a cup of straight up boiling water. So long as that's what you ordered, there's no problem.

How you use that product is your business. If you pour it into your eyeballs, that's your business. If you poke your eyes with a plastic fork, that's your business. If you leap over the order counter and stick your face into the french fry oil, that's not McDonald's fault even though they are aware of the 'oil is dangerous' issue.

Posted by: Dustin at June 21, 2012 09:42 AM (z36s0)

159 Isn't Arby's one of those companies that rushed out (heh) to proclaim they would never on the Rush Limbaugh show? Yeah, no more horsey sauce for me.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at June 21, 2012 09:43 AM (1hM1d)

160 Arby's Burnt Weenie Sandwich. Yeah, I was ahead of my time.

Posted by: Zombie Frank Zappa at June 21, 2012 09:45 AM (54vf8)

161 Sounds like lawsuit trolling to me. Very difficult to imagine any actual injury occurred as any normal male would just step back before any real burns were inflicted.

Posted by: TooCon at June 21, 2012 09:46 AM (YcTIW)

162 Did WienerschnitzleÂ® file the lawsuit? I think they have a patent on steamed wieners.

Posted by: Dang at June 21, 2012 09:46 AM (Ky1+e)

163 So basically we've been selling hobo meat on styrofoam buns with weirdly-colored chemical concoctions we call 'sauce' for almost 50 years, and it's the steam-firing urinal that was the last straw?? What a world.........

Posted by: Arby's, Current Food Mood: Good at June 21, 2012 09:47 AM (VMcoS)

164 "Ointments don't help with the nightmares."

Which you have given to all male morons, now. Thanks, Laura - I will be fearful of urinals for weeks now!

Posted by: BetaPhi at June 21, 2012 09:48 AM (JCI6D)

165 126 Why don't any guys install urinals in their homes? Speak for yourself. Easier, cleaner.

Posted by: TooCon at June 21, 2012 09:48 AM (YcTIW)

166 i can't stand arby's but i can think of a few people i'd like to send there to experience the urinal of steam......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at June 21, 2012 09:49 AM (Ho2rs)

167 ...What a world.........
Posted by: Arby's, Current Food Mood: Good at June 21, 2012 01:47 PM

I'm melting..., melting.

Posted by: The Wicked Dick of the West at June 21, 2012 09:51 AM (RzLbD)

168 All they have to do is, put up a sign that says Free Facials.

Posted by: franksalterego at June 21, 2012 09:54 AM (9XykO)

169 Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me we had that problem with the urinals again?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at June 21, 2012 10:08 AM (zF6Iw)

170 Yes, there is actually a serious point here. I read (probably in the L.A Slimes) about a union lobbyist. One is his great victories was in requiring that waterless urinals in new buildings have plumbing installed for the non-existent water.

Posted by: Gerry at June 21, 2012 10:10 AM (FVbPD)

171 If the plaintif read these comments would he feel better or worse?

Posted by: cheetah at June 21, 2012 10:18 AM (zXhtZ)

172 Looks like I'll be making an Arby's run...

Posted by: Gay Cannibal at June 21, 2012 10:26 AM (XvHmy)

173 Winkie Are You Ok
So, Winkie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Winkie
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
a steamed urinal

Posted by: Phil Smith at June 21, 2012 10:29 AM (gMPJM)

174 Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Meg McCain at June 21, 2012 10:45 AM (esol0)

175 Just think- if this was a moronette, we could all have steamed clams!

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at June 21, 2012 11:11 AM (izA2D)

176 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2012 11:56 AM (Xb3hu)

177 The next syfy movie: Hell's Urinal

In a fast-food restaurant in a small town, there is a portal to The Devil, himself.

Little do the male patron's of this Arby expect...Hell's Urinal!!!!!

----> Cut to image of unsuspecting dude whipping out his winkie at the urinal
----->We see geysers of boiling water jet up at the dude as evil devil laughter is heard over the sound of screaming.

Next on Syfy: Hell's Urinal Too: now with piranhas!

Posted by: Feynmangroupie at June 21, 2012 12:14 PM (oI744)

178 "Mmmmm, look at those steaming weenies!" Bill Murray in "Meatballs"

Posted by: Snake Plissken at June 22, 2012 02:01 AM (4SDHr)

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