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January 22, 2012

PeeGate? Now Occupiers Urinate on Cross At Brooklyn Church
— Ace

Earlier they'd stolen a holy vessel from a Manhattan church giving them shelter, now they're pissing on the cross.

In Brooklyn, at another church housing OWS protesters, an occupier urinated on a cross, according to Rabbi Chaim Gruber, who has angrily abandoned the OWS movement.
In a letter last week to OWS obtained by The Post, the rabbi fumed, Â“The Park Slope church housing occupiers was desecrated when an occupier peed inside the building and the pee came into contact with a cross.Â”

Wait, doesn't that "just create more terrorists?"

I can only hope so.

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You mean militant leftists have zero respect for those who would help them, especially if those who would help them are Christian. hmmm.

Posted by: whatever at January 22, 2012 02:23 PM (O7ksG)

2 The same people who were going crazy about our Marines peeing on a terrorist about to go just as crazy about this in 5....4.....3.....

Posted by: wiserbud at January 22, 2012 02:23 PM (gCa4h)

I'M OUTRAGED!!!! EXPECT ACTS OF KINDNESS AND THE BAKING OF MACARONI & CHEESE + BAKED BEANS!!!!!

Posted by: Christian Terrorist at January 22, 2012 02:23 PM (gVUg0)

4 Wait a sec, aren't Rabbis Jewish?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 22, 2012 02:24 PM (KI/Ch)

5 oops - and Jewish. duh.

Posted by: whatever at January 22, 2012 02:24 PM (O7ksG)

6 Thank God Republicans would never use the sort of language these scumbags spout. Oh, wait!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 02:24 PM (niZvt)

7 yep, just like tea partiers.

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2012 02:25 PM (h+qn8)

8 Extremely inappropriate but not even remotely shocking.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 22, 2012 02:25 PM (ZJCDy)

9 4 Wait a sec, aren't Rabbis Jewish? What's your point?

Posted by: Jesus the Jew at January 22, 2012 02:26 PM (niZvt)

10 I hope they get really spunky and go defecate on a mosque or something (not really) . But srsly why don't they?

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2012 02:26 PM (h+qn8)

11 yes rabbi's are jewish. pastors, i believe like the cross .

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2012 02:27 PM (h+qn8)

12 The Arabs used the Wailing Wall as a public urinal until the 6 Day War. Interesting coincidence.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 02:27 PM (niZvt)

13 all clergy look alike? i'm sure that's racist or sumthin.

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2012 02:28 PM (h+qn8)

14 Obama's people.

Posted by: burt at January 22, 2012 02:28 PM (OzqQM)

15 A young Christian man was detained on the scene today. Initial reports are he had a pot roast strapped to his waist and a tray of brownies hidden under his hat. Back to you, Shep.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 02:28 PM (3VSsp)

Like Pepper Brooks on The Ocho, I feel shocked!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 22, 2012 02:29 PM (8MCmv)

17 Â“The Park Slope church housing occupiers was desecrated when an occupier peed inside the building and the pee came into contact with a cross"

I'm pretty sure the place was desecrated the second they let this filthy, uncivilized, diseased jacobin rabble through the door. They piss and shit on everything. And they steal everything that isn't bolted down. And if it is bolted down, they vandalize it.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 22, 2012 02:30 PM (CAaOx)

18 I'm sure Nancy Pelosi, devout Catholic, will denounce this in the harshest terms.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 22, 2012 02:31 PM (MyByM)

Like Pepper Brooks on The Ocho, I feel shocked!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 22, 2012 06:29 PM (8MCmv)

Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 22, 2012 02:31 PM (GaIwz)

20 The OWSies couldn't find a squad car to pee/poop on?

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 22, 2012 02:31 PM (1el1/)

21 "That Christian man looks suspicious, i'm sure he is thinking about throwing the brownies at someone.
back to you", Mathews.

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2012 02:33 PM (h+qn8)

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 22, 2012 06:31 PM (GaIwz)

Whatever you say White.

Love the pic of you taking the bull by the horns though brah.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 22, 2012 02:33 PM (8MCmv)

23 I'm guessing Rev. Brashear has not learned that you "reap what you sow"

Posted by: kawfytawk at January 22, 2012 02:34 PM (VIm97)

24 You're gonna like the way you desecrate. I guarantee it.

Posted by: George Zimmer at January 22, 2012 02:35 PM (Y51S3)

25 They're from the Tee Tee party.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at January 22, 2012 02:35 PM (fYOZx)

26 OWS'r, "Well we got mad man, They ate all the potato salad", What do you expect!"

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2012 02:36 PM (h+qn8)

The OWSies couldn't find a squad car to pee/poop on?

Evidently, Christians don't believe in having bathroom facilities inside their places of worship.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 22, 2012 02:36 PM (d0Tfm)

28 lie down with pigs, get up piss'd on

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2012 02:37 PM (h+qn8)

29 Obama's brown shirts shorts.

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at January 22, 2012 02:39 PM (M7M0m)

30 "mainly peaceful pissful occupiers"

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2012 02:39 PM (h+qn8)

31 28 I'm not sure about the whole Mayan calender thing, but for the first time in decades I didn't buy any cheap tinsel

It looks like the neutrinos coming from the sun have mutated into a new kind of nuclear particle. They're heating up the earth's core and suddenly act like microwaves.

Posted by: Dr. Satnam Tsurutani at January 22, 2012 02:41 PM (GaIwz)

32 I always thought the wrath of God was a terrible, swift sword. Apparently the Presbyterian pastor has given the hippies TWO WEEKS NOTICE to evacuate the church they have robbed and now vandalized.

Is there some verse I overlooked in the Gospel of Fred that commands Christians to be pussies?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 22, 2012 02:41 PM (xqhoO)

33 i read somewhere , turn the other cheek.

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2012 02:42 PM (h+qn8)

In Manhattan NY the Rev. Bob Brashear prepared for Sunday services at West Park Presbyterian Church when he noticed parts of the bronze baptismal font were gone. He then gave a stern sermon admonishing the thiefs (he did't call them that) telling them they had better return the vessel or else. Then he issued his next draconion step and told them they must vacate the church. In ah um two weeks.

Posted by: Buffalobob at January 22, 2012 02:42 PM (qiFDD)

35 34 I always thought the wrath of God was a terrible, swift sword. Apparently the Presbyterian pastor has given the hippies TWO WEEKS NOTICE to evacuate the church they have robbed and now vandalized.

Is there some verse I overlooked in the Gospel of Fred that commands Christians to be pussies?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 22, 2012 06:41 PM (xqhoO)

I've heard of turning the other cheek, but I thought it meant face...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 22, 2012 02:43 PM (GaIwz)

36 They were just trying to respectfully recreate that whole "water into wine" thing......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2012 02:43 PM (FIE/L)

37 I imagine the chruch tried to do what they thought was right, The occuoiers however don'y have any manners as we've seen for mths, certainly wouldn't know one is supposed to be grateful for a roof over their head.

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2012 02:44 PM (h+qn8)

38 ows'r. all we are saaayiiiing is give piss a chance.

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2012 02:45 PM (h+qn8)

39 It would be nice if they would just try to occupy a mosque to the rop up close!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2012 02:46 PM (i3+c5)

40 Doesn't this count as art in NYC?

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 22, 2012 02:52 PM (Y5I9o)

41 Is there some verse I overlooked in the Gospel of Fred that commands Christians to be pussies?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 22, 2012 06:41 PM (xqhoO)

I've heard of turning the other cheek, but I thought it meant face...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 22, 2012 06:43 PM (GaIwz)

Matthew 10:34, "I come not to bring peace to bring a sword."

Jesus got pissed on occasion.

Posted by: ErikW at January 22, 2012 02:54 PM (WVU2f)

42 And my typing skills suck, too.

Posted by: ErikW at January 22, 2012 02:55 PM (WVU2f)

43 35 i read somewhere , turn the other cheek. Posted by: willow at January 22, 2012 06:42 PM (h+qn My favorite passage!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at January 22, 2012 02:56 PM (niZvt)

44 @39: you're keying on an iPad, aren't ya, willow? I recognize the symptoms.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at January 22, 2012 02:58 PM (niZvt)

45 Posted by: SchrÃ¶dinger's cat at January 22, 2012 06:47 PM (phlKA) You have to leave your brain in the freezer to watch that flick. What they had happen would have liquified the entire crust.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 03:02 PM (3VSsp)

46 Bawney, I wish I had such an excuse.

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2012 03:06 PM (h+qn8)

47 I just don't get it. What is it about their own feces and urine that fascinates these OWS types so much? It's just gross.

Posted by: RickS at January 22, 2012 03:11 PM (MR3QJ)

48 A huge swath of parents to this very dysfunctional generation, which mainly comprises these vile scum, have truly failed in their duty to raise decent human beings. It's astonishing that we have a decent sized group of young people in this OWS crowd that finds this kind of behavior acceptable.

These kids' parents have totally failed in their responsibility to raise any facsimile of a normal human being.

Posted by: Lady in Black, voted already.....and hated it at January 22, 2012 03:19 PM (F+Xfj)

49 I just don't get it. What is it about their own feces and urine that fascinates these OWS types so much? It's just gross. I'm thinking that if you searched their computers, you'd find a shitload of German pron......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2012 03:19 PM (FIE/L)

50 Always considered turning the other cheek was an invitation to get your head handed to you.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 22, 2012 03:24 PM (SAMxH)

51 evening all, I understand wanting to show Christian love to non Christians, in the hope of winning them to Christ, but there comes a point when they don't want it, and effectively, and in this case, literally piss on you. Jesus mentioned shaking dust from the feet of the towns that rejected his disciples, and I think that it definitely warranted here. And if the shoes are still on the occupe-ers feet when the shaking takes place, well, shoot. That's too bad.

Posted by: moki at January 22, 2012 03:31 PM (dZmFh)

52 You know what? Fuck the 99%. There's a reason why they don't like their lives. They want to speak for me, then cozy up to anarchists and socialists and piss on crosses? Then Fuck 'em. I will joyfully vote for anybody who'll make those sick worthless little fucks even angrier and unhappier.

Posted by: cackfinger at January 22, 2012 03:35 PM (a9mQu)

53 Expert Opinon: Yes, like Samurais and Deep Sea Divers, Rabbis are mostly Jewish.

Posted by: cackfinger at January 22, 2012 03:40 PM (a9mQu)

54 off. bawney sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 03:46 PM (niZvt)

55 Cool

They sound very grateful for the help they received.

Whats that? They pissed on a cross?

TAKE THEM ALL IN THE BACK AND SHOOT THEM ALL.

I'm so fucking sick of hearing about these damn 'occupiers'!! Has the world lost its mind? Who are these people? Why on earth are we putting up with this shit?

We are in deep trouble as a culture. Liberals have made just about everyone a pussy. They must be proud. When it hits the fan, do the limp wristed libs think we're going to feed them? Maybe. To my pets

Posted by: Total Asshole at January 22, 2012 03:53 PM (bcmD0)

56 Jesus mentioned shaking dust from the feet of the towns that rejected his disciples, and I think that it definitely warranted here. And if the shoes are still on the occupe-ers feet when the shaking takes place, well, shoot. That's too bad.

Posted by: moki at January 22, 2012 07:31 PM (dZmFh)

Jesus also had no problem kicking ass when the situation called for it.

John 2:15, when he got fed up with merchants selling sacrificial animals in the temple to please his Father.

Posted by: ErikW at January 22, 2012 03:54 PM (WVU2f)

57 Wait a sec, aren't Rabbis Jewish?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 22, 2012 06:24 PM (KI/Ch)

Not Reform Rabbis.

Posted by: really ... at January 22, 2012 03:55 PM (X3lox)

Wait, doesn't that "just create more terrorists?"

I can only hope so.

Best Ace line in a long, LONG time.

Posted by: Kevin Duran at January 22, 2012 04:05 PM (mAm+G)

59 They are being anarchists ....

Someone should let them know this isn't 1930's Spain, and that the Church is not helping to oppress peasants a lot these days.

Posted by: Kristopher at January 22, 2012 04:09 PM (Z3y1K)

60 One man's desecration is ummm...another man's "art", right? I'm sure the piss streams were carefully directed to impart the most artistic rendering possible and took into account subtle shadows and ambient light, and reveal much deeper meaning to discerning art critics than unwashed casual observers are capable of understanding. Undoubtedly, the artists care fully chose their food in the hours before to get just the right shades of piss to effect their message.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 22, 2012 04:09 PM (3gX2w)

61 OWSERS ARE FILTHY SCUM

Posted by: KR1 at January 22, 2012 04:11 PM (oEfom)

62 OTOH, maybe it was just a bunch of incoherent stoned drunks pissing on a cross.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 22, 2012 04:11 PM (3gX2w)

It's sad that so many churches have bought into the socialist outlook.

The socialist have no regard for any religion and will destroy them when given the chance, like now.

Posted by: seamrog at January 22, 2012 04:15 PM (8Vu+z)

64 I believe that when it comes to OWS, and the far left in general, one should remember the story of the Scorpion and the Frog. It's simply their nature.

Posted by: Aesop at January 22, 2012 04:21 PM (fqxUL)

65 OWS is just an extended urban version of Woodstock, minus the music.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 22, 2012 04:24 PM (3gX2w)

66 Police estimate that as many as no people were killed and injured in the resulting Christian riots that have yet to occur over the desecration. In the meantime police presence is being beefed up at nearby mosques in preparation for an eventual backlash that is bound to happen one of these days.

Posted by: DanG at January 22, 2012 04:24 PM (/5Qnt)

67 Remember, Obama and the dems own OWS.

Posted by: Cast Iron at January 22, 2012 04:25 PM (EL+OC)

68 how does one ululate?

Carefully, so as not to alarm the goat.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 22, 2012 04:25 PM (3gX2w)

69 72 how does one ululate?

Carefully, so as not to alarm the goat.

This seems like some sort of past/ future Monty Python sketch.

Posted by: shibumi at January 22, 2012 04:35 PM (z63Tr)

70 Oh, sure, you make can make fun with the brownies and mac & cheese, but have you TRIED that lime jello?!

It's lethal, I tells ya.

Posted by: BrendaK at January 22, 2012 04:36 PM (t3c3U)

71 I have a a hard time feeling much outrage. Churches decide to back "activists" for no particular "religious" reason and then get pissed on by those activist? Maybe they shouldn't be supporting cretins.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 22, 2012 05:09 PM (tB2tX)

72 I have a a hard time feeling much outrage. Churches decide to back "activists" for no particular "religious" reason and then get pissed on by those activist?

Maybe they shouldn't be supporting cretins.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 22, 2012 09:09 PM (tB2tX)

Churches have been way too political for a long time.

Fuck them. Jesus sends a simple and beautiful message.

Churches fucking suck.

Posted by: ErikW at January 22, 2012 05:21 PM (WVU2f)

73 Jesus said we'd always have the poor around. A little known saying of his was that we'd also always have the really stupid dumbfucks around.

Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2012 05:31 PM (tiOTz)

74 75 I have a a hard time feeling much outrage. Churches decide to back "activists" for no particular "religious" reason and then get pissed on by those activist?

And synagogues. If the rabbi "abandoned" OWS, then he had supported OWS before that. But I'm glad that he found a line he couldn't allow to be crossed.

Let's turn to the pastor. I assume that the pastor had seen this coming, since it's his church and he's supposed to notice these things. As to why the rabbi saw and/or commented first - well, I think that's just pathetic, that a church has to rely on a rabbi and a leftist rabbi at that to protect it.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 22, 2012 05:46 PM (QQAJP)

75 74 Oh, sure, you make can make fun with the brownies and mac & cheese, but have you TRIED that lime jello?!

It's lethal, I tells ya.

One word. Lutefisk.

Posted by: DavidJ at January 22, 2012 05:48 PM (I75AE)

76
Jesus died for their sins too. The problem is that they are too stupid to know or care and this could cause eternal problems for them.

Posted by: sTevo at January 22, 2012 05:49 PM (VMcEw)

77 Oh, and I found a business to boycott: The Book Cellar at downtown Louisville. They got one of those occupy-Boulder posters with a smug-looking college girl holding up a sign, "Another World Is Possible".

Back in my world, I don't buy my books at The Book Cellar anymore. Cheers!

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 22, 2012 05:50 PM (QQAJP)

78 Sounds like grist for a new "Boondock Saints" movie to me. I'd pay to see it.

Posted by: JR at January 22, 2012 06:08 PM (+9wxY)

79 We should make Christianity the official state religion.

Posted by: Waldo at January 22, 2012 06:10 PM (LWvrK)

80 I can't believe Sarah Palin still calls herself a Christian when she refuses to apologize for this incident.

Posted by: Mr. Gabbie Giffords at January 22, 2012 06:13 PM (2jQGY)

81 The drunken bastard. Any and all stimulants should be outlawed to prevent this from happening again.

Posted by: Waldo at January 22, 2012 06:14 PM (LWvrK)

82 They learned from the upper echelon: "Attacking religion"

Posted by: ambrosia at January 22, 2012 08:23 PM (oZfic)

83 I had a Facebook lefty/OWS supporter tell me that I was a hypocrite to complain about the hippies taking dumps and pissing in public "while the oil companies are killing you with mercury in the water, fracking, and climate change".

She actually posted this to me. I used to keep her around for easy argument victories, and used her to point out the idiocy of the left in general, but that one was too much even for me.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 23, 2012 12:33 AM (dIHHd)

"I can't believe Sarah Palin still calls herself a Christian when she refuses to apologize for this incident."

Um, Sarah Palin stubbornly refuses to take responsibility for any of the reprehensible actions that she has caused over the past several years.

Posted by: RM at January 23, 2012 04:37 AM (TRsME)

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