December 17, 2012
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Posted by: elevenwing plover at December 17, 2012 11:02 AM (KXm42)
Why, if you even think about such things, you shouldn't even be talked to, because you're just crazy. Extremist gun nut teabagger warrer-on-woman...I don't know what else to call you, but I've been told you're my enemy, so you don't deserve rights.
Posted by: MadisonConservative at December 17, 2012 11:03 AM (Y/HG5)
Posted by: frozen beach at December 17, 2012 11:04 AM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: your betters in the Media at December 17, 2012 11:07 AM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 11:12 AM (53z96)
Posted by: your betters in the Media at December 17, 2012 03:07 PM (bAGA/)
They were clearly working under the direction of Sarah Palin and the Koch brothers.
Posted by: Other examples of your betters in the Media at December 17, 2012 11:12 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Patrick Moran at December 17, 2012 03:04 PM (O6q63)
How's your son and his GF, Patty? They still good kids? Are they over their embarrassment yet?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 17, 2012 11:13 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: maddogg at December 17, 2012 11:14 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg at December 17, 2012 11:16 AM (71LDo)
How's your son and his GF, Patty? They still good kids? Are they over their embarrassment yet?
Leave me alone!!1! I'm a good kid.
H8er
Posted by: Pat Moran, special snowflake at December 17, 2012 11:17 AM (O6q63)
The Dems may try to bring back the idea of a 'Federal Gun Registration'...like they did in 2009, just as Barky took office.
It was Bobby Rush from Chicago, who put forth that Bill.
It didn't get very far.
But that was then...and this is now.
A Federal Gun Registration, as it was proposed...would require every gun owner to apply for a 'Federal Permit' in order for them to legally still own the guns that they already have.
The application for that Federal Permit, required you to list all the firearms that you have in your possession.
Perfect, huh?
That way they can say "permit denied!" and then they would have a list of what firearms you have.
Posted by: wheatie at December 17, 2012 11:17 AM (K4wCe)
"The leftard worldview is amazing. They want to take my firearms away because a lunatic who should have been locked up wasn't"
And of course the reason why the lunatic wasn't locked up was because of leftards having destroyed the concept of involuntary institutionalization. Thanks to their idea that the insane have "civil rights".
Letting crazy people out of the asylums onto the public streets didn't make the crazies any less crazy. It just turned the public streets into an open air asylum.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 17, 2012 11:19 AM (ymG7s)
I started to click on the arrow and then I just thought ...meh.
Loud suit hippie/hipster guy schtick.
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2012 11:19 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at December 17, 2012 11:19 AM (ZWvOb)
Posted by: torquewrench at December 17, 2012 03:19 PM (ymG7s)
Exactly.
Posted by: maddogg at December 17, 2012 11:20 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2012 11:20 AM (KXm42)
Mine were all eaten by PVC pipe worms.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 17, 2012 11:21 AM (81UWZ)
Posted by: maddogg at December 17, 2012 11:22 AM (OlN4e)
Oh, the gun grabbers might get something meaningless like a return to 10 round magazines for semi-automatics, which will accomplish absolutely nothing since there are millions of 100% legal large-capacity magazines, but I don't see a real transformation of our 2nd Amendment rights from this tragedy.
I actually think gun control is one of the few issues americans are actually somewhat "wise". Anyone with a shred of intellectual honesty knows these shooting have everything to do with mental illness and absolutely nothing to do with our gun laws, and I think even the dumb shits in our country get that.
Posted by: McAdams at December 17, 2012 11:23 AM (h7ZMs)
Posted by: Walkers! at December 17, 2012 11:23 AM (jWwDJ)
PnT are usually pretty entertaining and their Bullshit series is top shelf. The recycling one cracked me up, with the guy who was good with 12 recycling bins.
Posted by: sTevo at December 17, 2012 11:24 AM (Q5+aX)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 17, 2012 11:24 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: washington nearsider at December 17, 2012 11:24 AM (fwARV)
>>It's too bad I lost all my firearms in a woodchipper accident.>>
>>Mine were all eaten by PVC pipe worms.
I knew I shouldn't have kept them on that sinking boat
Posted by: Ben at December 17, 2012 11:24 AM (C2Y4l)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at December 17, 2012 11:24 AM (FsUAO)
Then there was a guy on SMBlvd who ownedn a pawn shop who was also robbed and shot 6 would be robbers, also armed.
The cops and so called "community activists" made their lives miserable. What did they expect them to do? Get shot and die?
Posted by: Walkers! at December 17, 2012 03:23 PM (jWwDJ)
Would you actually be surprised if the answer was yes?
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 11:24 AM (uFY4s)
>>It's too bad I lost all my firearms in a woodchipper accident.>>
>>Mine were all eaten by PVC pipe worms.
I knew I shouldn't have kept them on that sinking boat
Posted by: Ben at December 17, 2012 03:24 PM (C2Y4l)
Why, just why, did I leave them in the hotel room with the hooker
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 11:25 AM (uFY4s)
There is only one reason to disarm the citizens. And it ain't pretty.
Posted by: Derak at December 17, 2012 11:25 AM (lkjWK)
What did they expect them to do? Get shot and die?
Posted by: Walkers! at December 17, 2012 03:23 PM (jWwDJ)
No, they expected them to give everything to the robbers, not make waves, and go bankrupt. Getting shot and dying was just ONE option.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 17, 2012 11:26 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: washington nearsider at December 17, 2012 03:24 PM (fwARV)
One is about ideology the other is about the "VICTIM"
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 11:26 AM (uFY4s)
That's what a professional calls a "rhetorical question."
Posted by: your betters in the Media at December 17, 2012 11:26 AM (bAGA/)
No, they expected them to give everything to the robbers, not make waves, and go bankrupt. Getting shot and dying was just ONE option.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 17, 2012 03:26 PM (4df7R)
why not both
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 11:26 AM (uFY4s)
In a moment of clarity, I tossed all mine in the middle of Lake Michigan.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 17, 2012 11:26 AM (I7O5y)
Best part of this video above...starts at around 19:10 where they start exploding the myth of the 'Gun Free Zone'.
"All of these mass shootings have occurred at Gun Free Zones."
Posted by: wheatie at December 17, 2012 11:27 AM (K4wCe)
Posted by: frozen beach at December 17, 2012 11:27 AM (LpQbZ)
The Dems may try to bring back the idea of a 'Federal Gun Registration'...like they did in 2009, just as Barky took office.
It was Bobby Rush from Chicago, who put forth that Bill.
It didn't get very far.
But that was then...and this is now.
A Federal Gun Registration, as it was proposed...would require every gun owner to apply for a 'Federal Permit' in order for them to legally still own the guns that they already have.
The application for that Federal Permit, required you to list all the firearms that you have in your possession.
Perfect, huh?
That way they can say "permit denied!" and then they would have a list of what firearms you have.
Posted by: wheatie at December 17, 2012 03:17 PM (K4wCe)
Even with the DEMONRATS in power I don't see that happening
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 11:27 AM (uFY4s)
Mine were all eaten by PVC pipe worms.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 17, 2012 03:21 PM (81UWZ)
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Just a question. Could a metal detector locate guns buried in a pvc pipe? I'm thinking they could. And if they come after our weapons, they'll be coming with metal detectors.
Posted by: Soona at December 17, 2012 11:27 AM (I1x6h)
Figures. After Tim Scott Announcement – Cries of “Token Black” and “House Negro” Begin
gatewaypundit.com
Simultaneously slamming a female Governor's decision making.
Posted by: frozen beach at December 17, 2012 03:27 PM (LpQbZ)
whodathunkit
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 11:28 AM (uFY4s)
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2012 11:28 AM (KXm42)
12 Second guy is an idiot too.
Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:14 PM (53z96)
I sense a pattern.
And what the hell? Some cartoon's sex toy gets to guest blog but I'm not allowed to do a post on boobehs? For shame Ace.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 17, 2012 11:28 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at December 17, 2012 11:29 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Retired Geezer at December 17, 2012 11:29 AM (r8xWd)
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 11:29 AM (uFY4s)
Posted by: Walkers! at December 17, 2012 03:29 PM (jWwDJ)
I think i just earned my first deadly sin
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 11:30 AM (uFY4s)
Posted by: Soona at December 17, 2012 03:27 PM (I1x6h)
After you bury the pvc pipe, you scatter shot the entire area with buckshot. Too much metal. Drive 'em nuts looking for needles in the haystack.
Posted by: Derak at December 17, 2012 11:30 AM (lkjWK)
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2012 03:28 PM (KXm42)
I wouldn't bet against that notion
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 11:30 AM (uFY4s)
They'll hopefully get bored digging up the farm yard that is littered with a centuries worth of metal bits before they get to the tubes.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 17, 2012 11:31 AM (81UWZ)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 17, 2012 03:24 PM (4df7R)
By our standards, anything north of The Bronx is considered Bumblefuck, Nowhere.
Posted by: The MFM at December 17, 2012 11:31 AM (W7ffl)
buried in a pvc pipe? I'm thinking they could. And if they come after
our weapons, they'll be coming with metal detectors.
Posted by: Soona at December 17, 2012 03:27 PM (I1x6h)
After you bury the pvc pipe, you scatter shot the entire area with buckshot. Too much metal. Drive 'em nuts looking for needles in the haystack.
Posted by: Derak at December 17, 2012 03:30 PM (lkjWK)
Why does it sound like you have done this before?
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 11:32 AM (uFY4s)
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 03:26 PM (uFY4s)
Also interesting that there were no calls for gun control when Hassan shot up Ft. Hood.
Posted by: washington nearsider at December 17, 2012 11:33 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: maddogg at December 17, 2012 03:14 PM (OlN4e)
It's more than that. It is my understanding that the perpetrator was being raised by a single mother. It is my belief that single women are not well suited to raise male children without the male children developing narcissistic or psychopathic tendencies. There is a certain benefit to having a male around to impart some self control to the little buggers by smacking the shit out of them when they start r mouthing off.
And thereby they learn how to behave in society.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at December 17, 2012 11:33 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Alexioi at December 17, 2012 11:33 AM (uFY4s)
Posted by: King George at December 17, 2012 11:33 AM (MyJgf)
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 03:32 PM (uFY4s)
Hah. Rushbabe posted a you tube video by Missouri Prepper last weekend that showed not only how to make such tubes, but how to camoflage it from metal detection. I thought it was pretty interesting.
Posted by: Derak at December 17, 2012 11:34 AM (lkjWK)
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 03:26 PM (uFY4s)
Also interesting that there were no calls for gun control when Hassan shot up Ft. Hood.
Posted by: washington nearsider at December 17, 2012 03:33 PM (fwARV)
It would not get any popular support at all since it was obviously a terrorist attack. Few people are so dumb as to not see a motive there.
Posted by: Alexioi at December 17, 2012 11:34 AM (uFY4s)
Posted by: Jordan at December 17, 2012 11:34 AM (Hz1zc)
owner to apply for a 'Federal Permit' in order for them to legally still
own the guns that they already have.
The application for that Federal Permit, required you to list all the firearms that you have in your possession."
I honestly hope Democrats try that shit. Maybe that will finally wake up the retard conservatives that stayed at home. I see a tsunami like 1994 if they pull a stunt like that.
Registration ALWAYS comes right before a Roundup.
I will say the NRA does a good job of drawing the line and not making compromises. Who cares if they aren't beloved by the beautiful people.
Posted by: McAdams at December 17, 2012 11:35 AM (h7ZMs)
Hell, as we see every midterm election, the majority of Americans think no one NEEDS to vote! We could save millions of tax dollars by skipping the whole vote fraud stage altogether.
Posted by: King George at December 17, 2012 03:33 PM (MyJgf)
We also don't need the third amendment anymore either. Bring the Hessians forth
Posted by: Alexioi at December 17, 2012 11:35 AM (uFY4s)
Clearly, we should ban schoolteachers in California.
Posted by: Jordan at December 17, 2012 03:34 PM (Hz1zc)
They are also the biggest donators to the democratic party so I am in favor of that motion
Posted by: Alexioi at December 17, 2012 11:36 AM (uFY4s)
Posted by: Jordan at December 17, 2012 03:34 PM (Hz1zc)
I think you added too many words. "schoolteachers in" just doesn't belong in that sentence.
Posted by: washington nearsider at December 17, 2012 11:36 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: maddogg at December 17, 2012 11:36 AM (OlN4e)
buried in a pvc pipe?
Yes. The only thing that prevents a metal detector from detecting a metal object is encasing it in a bigger metal object the metal detector would detect instead.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 17, 2012 11:36 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Soona at December 17, 2012 11:36 AM (I1x6h)
owner to apply for a 'Federal Permit' in order for them to legally still
own the guns that they already have.
The application for that Federal Permit, required you to list all the firearms that you have in your possession."
I honestly hope Democrats try that shit. Maybe that will finally wake up the retard conservatives that stayed at home. I see a tsunami like 1994 if they pull a stunt like that.
Registration ALWAYS comes right before a Roundup.
I will say the NRA does a good job of drawing the line and not making compromises. Who cares if they aren't beloved by the beautiful people.
Posted by: McAdams at December 17, 2012 03:35 PM (h7ZMs)
Oh your too kind
Posted by: Helen Thomas at December 17, 2012 11:37 AM (uFY4s)
Posted by: frozen beach at December 17, 2012 11:37 AM (LpQbZ)
"... you may trust Obama, but imagine Sarah Palin as President ..."
Posted by: Charlton Heston at December 17, 2012 11:37 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: maddogg at December 17, 2012 03:36 PM (OlN4e)
Not exactly. What if you did this to multiple fields, even ones with no guns in them
Posted by: Helen Thomas at December 17, 2012 11:38 AM (uFY4s)
buried in a pvc pipe?
Yes. The only thing that prevents a metal detector from detecting a metal object is encasing it in a bigger metal object the metal detector would detect instead.
Hmmm come to think of it. I guess you could use the anti-magnetic properties of supercooled superconductors to block a metal detectors magnetic field. I don't know there is a practical mechanism to make that work though.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 17, 2012 11:38 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Conservatives want our children murdered at December 17, 2012 11:38 AM (HL0e9)
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 17, 2012 11:39 AM (x6tId)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at December 17, 2012 03:38 PM (uFY4s)
That would be a truckload of buckshot.
Posted by: maddogg at December 17, 2012 11:39 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Charlton Heston at December 17, 2012 11:40 AM (e8kgV)
First, reconfigure the main deflector array to emit an inverse tachyon beam.
Posted by: Ensign Crusher, fresh from exercising patriarchy over Ensign Puffy at December 17, 2012 11:40 AM (JACEX)
Posted by: Gerg at December 17, 2012 11:40 AM (uFY4s)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2012 11:40 AM (z/wx3)
Posted by: EC at December 17, 2012 11:41 AM (GQ8sn)
First, reconfigure the main deflector array to emit an inverse tachyon beam.
Posted by: Ensign Crusher, fresh from exercising patriarchy over Ensign Puffy at December 17, 2012 03:40 PM (JACEX)
Making shit up; a true democrat platform
Posted by: Gerg at December 17, 2012 11:41 AM (uFY4s)
Soona,
That Bill that was put forth, to create a 'Federal Registry'...made it a crime to have any firearms in your possession that weren't covered by your 'Federal Permit'.
With a 10 year sentence, for any violations.
Posted by: wheatie at December 17, 2012 11:41 AM (K4wCe)
ayup. Nothing gets by those guv't geniuses.
Full employment plan. They'll have backhoes in every yard. Maybe they should make them dig with spoons. More employement!
Posted by: Derak at December 17, 2012 11:41 AM (lkjWK)
When does anyone need an assault weapon?
It helps mostly when the guys loading the boxcars taking you to the camps also have them.
Posted by: Roy at December 17, 2012 11:41 AM (tiOTz)
Posted by: Soona at December 17, 2012 11:42 AM (I1x6h)
Good point. If ID's not required to vote - because it's a Constitutional right, then ID's not required to buy a gun.
VICTORY!
Posted by: washington nearsider at December 17, 2012 11:43 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Soona at December 17, 2012 03:42 PM (I1x6h)
Your referring to his penis size yes
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 11:43 AM (uFY4s)
There is just one God. Freedom is what my God gave me. He expects me to take care of his gifts.
Posted by: huerfano at December 17, 2012 11:44 AM (bAGA/)
to vote, are the same ones trying to make it so we have to go through
the Spanish Inquisition getting a gun, if we're that lucky.
Good point. If ID's not required to vote - because it's a Constitutional right, then ID's not required to buy a gun.
VICTORY!
Posted by: washington nearsider at December 17, 2012 03:43 PM (fwARV)
I believe one should have ID for both
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 11:44 AM (uFY4s)
Get your shit now if you haven't already done so.
Posted by: EC at December 17, 2012 11:44 AM (GQ8sn)
With a 10 year sentence, for any violations.
Posted by: wheatie at December 17, 2012 03:41 PM (K4wCe)
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I don't think prisons would be big enough to hold all of the people who'd refuse to abide by this law. I think this is where they'd finally build the "camps".
Posted by: Soona at December 17, 2012 11:45 AM (I1x6h)
I used to laugh at the obligatory picture they would take after a bust showing all the guns on the bed. There would usualy be less than 5 and it would be an ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!!. They apparently hang around with the same people I do cause that's just a start.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 17, 2012 11:45 AM (81UWZ)
Why we should politicize the Newtown school shooting, starting right now by Jeff Greenfield
There's no more news. Just propaganda
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2012 11:45 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 03:44 PM (uFY4s)
So do I. I'm just applying liberal logic consistently.
Posted by: washington nearsider at December 17, 2012 11:46 AM (fwARV)
Why we should politicize the Newtown school shooting, starting right now by Jeff Greenfield
Most Back Ban on High-Capacity Clips
Madison never meant Second Amendment to allow guns of Sandy Hook shooting by Aaron Burger of the "Christian" Science Monitor
There's no more news. Just propaganda
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2012 03:45 PM (1Jaio)
Yahoo Used to have news? whodathunkit
Posted by: whodathunkit at December 17, 2012 11:46 AM (uFY4s)
Posted by: EC at December 17, 2012 03:44 PM (GQ8sn)
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Already did. Way ahead of ya'.
Posted by: Soona at December 17, 2012 11:46 AM (I1x6h)
Posted by: maddogg at December 17, 2012 11:46 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 03:44 PM (uFY4s)
So do I. I'm just applying liberal logic consistently.
Posted by: washington nearsider at December 17, 2012 03:46 PM (fwARV)
Making shit up; maxim number 1 for democrats
Inconsistency; Maxi number 2
Posted by: whodathunkit at December 17, 2012 11:46 AM (uFY4s)
Posted by: Conservatives want our children murdered at December 17, 2012 03:38 PM (HL0e9)
How many babies were killed today at abortion clinics?
Posted by: wheatie at December 17, 2012 11:46 AM (K4wCe)
Posted by: whodathunkit at December 17, 2012 11:47 AM (uFY4s)
Arguing that “all of us are residents” of the Connecticut town where 20 first-graders were massacred, Mayor Rahm Emanuel called Monday for a “vote of conscience” on an assault weapons ban in Congress and in the Illinois General Assembly.
At a Navy Pier graduation ceremony for 41 police recruits and 40 new sergeants, Emanuel said his efforts to put more police officers on the street, lengthen the school day and bolster after school programs will fall short unless Congress re-enacts the assault weapons ban that expired in 2004.
Cause that's gonna make Chicago much safer than the war zone it is now. I'm surprised that Tiny Dancer had time for the graduation ceremony what with the vending machine snacks running out of control
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2012 11:48 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: whodathunkit at December 17, 2012 11:48 AM (uFY4s)
Good point. If ID's not required to vote - because it's a Constitutional right, then ID's not required to buy a gun.
VICTORY!
Posted by: washington nearsider
Why, look over there. A living document!
Let's see if we can find its penumbra....
Posted by: The Guys in DC Passing an "Assault Weapons" Ban
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 17, 2012 11:48 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 11:48 AM (53z96)
Connecticut town where 20 first-graders were massacred, Mayor Rahm
Emanuel called Monday for a “vote of conscience” on an assault weapons
ban in Congress and in the Illinois General Assembly.
At a Navy Pier graduation ceremony for 41 police
recruits and 40 new sergeants, Emanuel said his efforts to put more
police officers on the street, lengthen the school day and bolster after
school programs will fall short unless Congress re-enacts the assault
weapons ban that expired in 2004.
Cause that's gonna make Chicago much safer than the war zone it is now. I'm surprised that Tiny Dancer had time for the graduation ceremony what with the vending machine snacks running out of control
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2012 03:48 PM (1Jaio)
Aren't most gang murders done with Glocks?
Posted by: whodathunkit at December 17, 2012 11:49 AM (uFY4s)
"This awful massacre has changed where we go from here. Our conversation should move beyond dialogue" says Sen. Joe Manchin (Democrat). But but but but he swore up and down he's a Democrat but he's pro gun. Right? Right?
And the same big FUCK YOU goes to gun owning Democrat voters in Montana, N. Dakota, Indiana and Missouri too.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 17, 2012 11:49 AM (HDgX3)
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Just a question. Could a metal detector locate guns
buried in a pvc pipe? I'm thinking they could. And if they come after
our weapons, they'll be coming with metal detectors.
Posted by: Soona at December 17, 2012 03:27 PM (I1x6h)
After
you bury the pvc pipe, you scatter shot the entire area with buckshot.
Too much metal. Drive 'em nuts looking for needles in the haystack.
Posted by: Derak at December 17, 2012 03:30 PM (lkjWK)
Why does it sound like you have done this before?
Posted by: Alex at December 17, 2012 03:32 PM (uFY4s)
Nah. Dig down about 3 ft in a flower bed next to your fence. Then dig about 3 feet sideways UNDER THE FENCE so that the PVC container actually sits under your hoplophobe libtard neighbor's backyard.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2012 11:49 AM (TIIx5)
I need a christmas kitty
Posted by: whodathunkit at December 17, 2012 11:50 AM (uFY4s)
Posted by: MSM at December 17, 2012 11:50 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: whodathunkit at December 17, 2012 03:47 PM (uFY4s)
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Maxim 4: For all future laws -- refer to maxim 3.
Maxim 5: Executing laws -- refer to maxim 3.
Maxim 6: Punishing lawbreakers -- refer to maxim 3.
Posted by: Soona at December 17, 2012 11:52 AM (I1x6h)
Aren't most gang murders done with Glocks?
Posted by: whodathunkit
“a Glock pistol qualifies as an assault weapon.”
Ed Schultz MSNBC
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 17, 2012 11:53 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 11:53 AM (53z96)
I don't believe I'll hide a single weapon I own. The Constitution affirms my right to keep and bear, so that will do just fine.
I will NOT allow any entity to seize those tools.
In any case, should things deteriorate to that extent, lawful government will long have ceased to exist.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 17, 2012 11:53 AM (SAMxH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 11:54 AM (XkWWK)
AIDS killed more Americans last year than guns. So, will we be outlawing dicks? Gay dicks?
(channeling my inner Louis CK)
Posted by: JDW at December 17, 2012 11:54 AM (g2rsW)
Posted by: frozen beach at December 17, 2012 11:54 AM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 17, 2012 11:56 AM (iO3BG)
Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 17, 2012 11:57 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Tick tock tick tock. at December 17, 2012 11:57 AM (VtjlW)
... and that is why Bloomberg is unqualified to be President
Posted by: Charlton Heston at December 17, 2012 11:57 AM (e8kgV)
That's about as practical as a flap holster in a quick-draw contest.
Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at December 17, 2012 11:58 AM (Qxe/p)
Everything that they say and do is for the opposite purpose. Progressives are regressives in disguise.
So when they say that they want to protect citizens by taking away their guns they really want to protect themselves and their centrally planned totalitarian oligarchy.
The best insight in that piece was that Columbine was a "gun free zone".
Posted by: ontherocks at December 17, 2012 11:58 AM (aZ6ew)
In any case, should things deteriorate to that extent, lawful government will long have ceased to exist.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 17, 2012 03:53 PM (SAMxH)
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And this is where I'll make my stand. If they come for what's mine Consitutionally, then I'll be making the news too.
It really is time to start saying "fuck you" to DC.
Posted by: Soona at December 17, 2012 12:00 PM (I1x6h)
Go ahead and ban 30-round clips. Highest capacity clip I ever saw was just eight rounds anyway.
Now, high-capacity magazines - leave them alone.
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at December 17, 2012 12:00 PM (w41GQ)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 17, 2012 03:54 PM (/kI1Q)
Already on it.
Posted by: the Department of Health and Human Services at December 17, 2012 12:00 PM (rmdRH)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 17, 2012 12:00 PM (iO3BG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 12:00 PM (79ueO)
Posted by: RWC at December 17, 2012 12:04 PM (fWAjv)
I thought guns automagically killed people...did someone just accidentally admit that guns have no agency of their own?
Huh.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 17, 2012 12:04 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Lt. Resentment at December 17, 2012 12:04 PM (/Bbvl)
We should ban longevity.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 17, 2012 03:54 PM (/kI1Q)
I'm pretty sure it is in Obamacare.
Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2012 12:04 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: frozen beach
Now may or may not be the best of times to fight back with personal tragedies but it's exactly what is needed to hold off the fascists.
The Left lives to exploit tragedy, to cover themselves in pathos, and declare "Something must be done!" We'd do well to bring our own emo-ganda to the battle and shove it down their throats.
You there in favor of banning guns, tell this women she can't defend herself against her insane ex. Tell this vet that his service to his country now includes dying on a street corner for pocket change. Tell this immigrant store owner that his livelihood is less important than a thug's.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 17, 2012 12:04 PM (AsRy8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 04:00 PM (79ueO)
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Unfortunately, it's a direct reflection on 51% of this society.
Posted by: Soona at December 17, 2012 12:04 PM (I1x6h)
Posted by: Charlton Heston at December 17, 2012 03:57 PM (e8kgV)
He isn't qualified to be dog catcher but then look at the idiot in office now
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2012 12:05 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: EC at December 17, 2012 12:06 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Lt. Resentment at December 17, 2012 12:06 PM (/Bbvl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 12:06 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 12:07 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at December 17, 2012 12:07 PM (FsUAO)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 17, 2012 12:07 PM (GFM2b)
That thought stuns me.
It's kind of like finding another planet or death star.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 17, 2012 12:09 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 17, 2012 12:09 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Lt. Resentment at December 17, 2012 12:11 PM (/Bbvl)
Posted by: RWC at December 17, 2012 12:11 PM (fWAjv)
A box of 12-gauge shotgun shells.
Clearly, I'm attending the right church.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 17, 2012 12:15 PM (n4EDK)
Posted by: gulfkraken at December 17, 2012 12:15 PM (WBfjO)
Now, high-capacity magazines - leave them alone.
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at December 17, 2012 04:00 PM (w41GQ)
30 round clips actually DO exist......for the WW2-era Japanese Type 92 machine guns, the preferred weapon of urban gangs in the US.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2012 12:17 PM (TIIx5)
What about Fast and Furious? That program deliberately put guns into the hands of criminals, allowed 2 federal agents to be killed by them, and no one still has all the answers yet. Any stupid libtard screaming for govt to control the guns completely forgets that the same govt did this.
Posted by: EC at December 17, 2012 12:18 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2012 12:21 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: CJ at December 17, 2012 12:22 PM (9KqcB)
That doesn't sound too inclusive and diversity conscious.
Posted by: Jared Loughner at December 17, 2012 12:27 PM (e8kgV)
Politicians understand the psychology behind loss: they play on anger, and most of all, BARGAINING. We all want to BARGAIN... to make sure the loss we have seen others experience won't happen to us. Most importantly, we want a deal that COSTS US NOTHING... Others should be forced to sacrifice so we'll feel better about ourselves. When the people expected to sacrifice present debate, THEY MUST BE VILIFIED... That way we get to lash out at someone to show ourselves we aren't the powerless creatures we fear we are.
Unfortunately, THERE ARE NO BARGAINS THAT GUARANTEE PEACEFUL EXISTENCE OR FREEDOM FROM RANDOM ACTS OF INSANITY. To want to protect our children is noble... to refuse to accept reality is DANGEROUS. This is the deodand fallacy: "This is the accursed item! It contains the seed and soul of evil itself! If we burn it, we will cleanse our society!!!" Pure show business.THIS IS WHY THEY ALWAYS DEMAND IMMEDIATE ACTION: if you are given time to think, you'll reach "acceptance'... and after that you'll begin to apply LOGIC to the problem. They don't want that. They can't prevail if that happens.
Posted by: sixgunsam at December 17, 2012 12:28 PM (0r7Rv)
Posted by: Cindy Munford at December 17, 2012 12:46 PM (6MiMG)
And now? We all talk about Gun Control, instead of Fast and Furious, or Benghazi, or Hillarys convenient concussion, or the Fiscal Cliff.... or the HUGE amount of Regulations in the works...
I'm not a Christian but with the Super Storm that helped Obama get elected... and now this??? I'm begining to think Barry HAD to have sold his soul to Satan...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2012 12:53 PM (lZBBB)
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Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 17, 2012 04:40 PM (e8kgV)
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Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 17, 2012 11:01 AM (GFM2b)