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May 16, 2012

Piers Morgan Notches CNN's Lowest Primetime Demo Ratings in 15 Years
— Ace

39,000.

"Demo" means adults 25-54.

Maybe he should stick to Twitter.

Posted by: Ace at 02:47 PM | Comments (195)
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1 And yet still more than Keith Olbermann gets.

Posted by: Benson at May 16, 2012 02:49 PM (qzcNU)

2 "Demo" means demolition

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at May 16, 2012 02:49 PM (rvLeh)

3 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2012 02:49 PM (7W3wI)

4 That pic of him on Drudge.....his chin looks like an ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 02:50 PM (UOM48)

5 Impressive.

I wonder what the least number of viewers for a prime time show has been?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 16, 2012 02:50 PM (nEUpB)

6 CNN informed of hole, keeps digging.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 16, 2012 02:50 PM (0dJAY)

7 Still more than that goon Bashir, though, right?

Posted by: soothie at May 16, 2012 02:51 PM (j7IJ7)

8
Not to worry, the JEF's narrative adjusters will rewrite this low rating to a B+.

Posted by: sTevo at May 16, 2012 02:51 PM (VMcEw)

9 He's been fired by a show I've never watched: America's Got Talent.

The guy reeks of failure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 02:51 PM (UOM48)

10 OK morons, let's get more comments on this post then Morgan gets in viewers tonight.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 16, 2012 02:52 PM (0dJAY)

Maybe he should stick to Twitter

Moron horde, activate!

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2012 02:52 PM (O6q63)

12 Hey. Speaking of losers ....

Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) told supporters he will not seek a House seat in Washington state this year after losing a primary to a fellow Democrat earlier this year, Roll Call reports.

Said Kucinich: "After careful consideration and discussions with Elizabeth and my closest friends, I have decided that, at this time, I can best serve from outside the Congress."

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2012 02:53 PM (e8kgV)

13 That is going to sting. What was Spitzer's and Parker's numbers?

Posted by: Picric at May 16, 2012 02:53 PM (oZF9E)

14 Guys, you could invest in a video game company with the amount you're blowing on his salary.

Posted by: Curt Schilling at May 16, 2012 02:54 PM (FcR7P)

15

Well he's not very interesting.

But he has an English accent, so I guess all the elites were impressed.

Posted by: dan-O at May 16, 2012 02:54 PM (sWycd)

16 OT: Kucinich is out! Will not run again for congress.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2012 02:55 PM (noo6E)

17 Is it possible for CNN to go further Left than MSNBC ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2012 02:55 PM (e8kgV)

18 Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 16, 2012 06:52 PM (0dJAY)

That will undoubtedly break the blog.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 16, 2012 02:55 PM (nEUpB)

19 Who? On what channel? Well, like the old adage says, "lie down with SCOAMFs, wake up with ratings that rival a 4am showing of Dragnet" Or something like that.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 16, 2012 02:55 PM (WoLky)

20 At least he beats Soledad O'Prison. Pathetic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2012 02:55 PM (noo6E)

21 OK... I could get that many. Hell there has to be that many people leaving it on for their dogs to watch

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2012 02:56 PM (nTgAI)

22 I think there are more viewers of this blog in that demo.

Posted by: Truman North at May 16, 2012 02:56 PM (I2LwF)

23 The average Hitler video on Youtube gets more eyeballs than that.

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2012 02:56 PM (ykSKg)

24 Will the last person to leave please turn off the lights?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 16, 2012 02:56 PM (JKNDp)

25 39,000 is more than Obama's budget got, amiright?

Posted by: Piers Morgan at May 16, 2012 02:57 PM (FcR7P)

26 Maybe he could team up with Amanpour and Olbermann for a news show. They could pay homeless people to watch.

Posted by: Cicero at May 16, 2012 02:57 PM (QKKT0)

27 24 Will the last person to leave please turn off the lights? Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 16, 2012 06:56 PM (JKNDp) You're channeling the final scene/episode of Mary Tyler Moore show, aren't you?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2012 02:57 PM (noo6E)

28 JUGGERNAUT !

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 16, 2012 02:58 PM (ShuAW)

29 His parents named him after a thingy you tie your boat up to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 02:58 PM (UOM48)

30 slavers suck. spokesdouches for slavers suck even worse.

Posted by: jc at May 16, 2012 02:59 PM (ufJKx)

31 Maybe he should stick to Twitter.

****

Or maybe he should haul his ass back across the pond.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 16, 2012 02:59 PM (piMMO)

32 CNN is what a failed liberal network looks like when it pretends to be fair and balanced MSNBC is what a liberal network looks like when it doesn't even pretend

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 16, 2012 02:59 PM (eCnLg)

It is bad when you have to import you nitwits from England.

Posted by: burt at May 16, 2012 02:59 PM (OzqQM)

34 CNN is still in business? Who knew?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 16, 2012 03:00 PM (HnaFz)

35 CNN's Lowest Primetime Demo Ratings That means the ONLY people watching were people stuck in airports who couldn't find a seat out of earshot.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2012 03:00 PM (FcR7P)

36 His parents named him after a thingy you tie your boat up to.

Or Piers Gaveston, Second Earl of Cornhole?

Posted by: Cicero at May 16, 2012 03:01 PM (QKKT0)

37 It is bad when you have to import you nitwits from England. Posted by: burt at May 16, 2012 06:59 PM (OzqQM) They tried importing them from France but the SOBs didn't speak English

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 16, 2012 03:01 PM (eCnLg)

38 39,000?

I wonder if they're counting people stuck in airports.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 16, 2012 03:01 PM (ebPtk)

39
He's been fired by a show I've never watched: America's Got Talent.

The guy reeks of failure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 06:51 PM (UOM4

Is he dating Jamie Gorelick? THAT, I would believe.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2012 03:01 PM (xDqit)

40 Wow. Piers should celebrate by inviting all his viewers to a pool party at the local Hawthorne Inn. They could drop off all three kids at the McDonald's playground around the corner.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 16, 2012 03:01 PM (niZvt)

41
He should go full conservative and bail for Fox.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 16, 2012 03:01 PM (E3EVz)

42 The problem for CNN is that there aren't enough airports.

Posted by: Cicero at May 16, 2012 03:02 PM (QKKT0)

43 Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2012 07:00 PM (FcR7P)

<shakes fist at t-bird>

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 16, 2012 03:02 PM (ebPtk)

I predicted this long ago. Anybody need Garlique?

Posted by: Larry King at May 16, 2012 03:02 PM (c3mby)

45 We actually asked a bartender at the airport in Vegas to change the channel to Fox from CNN. He happily obliged.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 03:03 PM (UOM48)

46 Aren't they showing CNN at some gas pumps, though?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 16, 2012 03:03 PM (niZvt)

47 America produces some very fine quality domestic nitwits. Its an insult to CA, NY and D.C. if someone is importing them.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 16, 2012 03:03 PM (HnaFz)

48 39,000 viewers ages 25-54 at 9 PM?

That ain't making a livin' -- that's making a dyin'!

Posted by: CyrilYusupov at May 16, 2012 03:04 PM (9YDlI)

49 Thank God I'm soon no longer "Demo". Although, "Dead-o" is probably the next category.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 16, 2012 03:04 PM (ndlFj)

50 Aren't they showing CNN at some gas pumps, though?

They should try and capture the above-the-urinal market.

Posted by: Cicero at May 16, 2012 03:04 PM (QKKT0)

51 I wonder how that compares to the Lacrosse match on channel 302?

Posted by: rd at May 16, 2012 03:04 PM (9sUlj)

52 O/T Just went to the mailbox to get the mail, and in that brief trip my legs are literally covered in mosquito bites.

Bird flu, here I come. Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 03:05 PM (UOM48)

53 Piers Morgan, doing the jobs Americans won't stoop to do.

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2012 03:05 PM (Dnbau)

54 39,000?

Braggart!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at May 16, 2012 03:05 PM (I/Xad)

55 They should try and capture the above-the-urinal market. Or below. Be fun for target practice.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2012 03:05 PM (FcR7P)

56
Aren't they showing CNN at some gas pumps, though?

They should try and capture the above-the-urinal market.

Posted by: Cicero at May 16, 2012 07:04 PM (QKKT0)

Better yet, the bottom-of-the-urinal market. Just as soon as Sony perfects that waterproof LCD TV screen.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2012 03:05 PM (xDqit)

57 I would like a television in my urinal, so I can make a big poop on CNN.

Posted by: Truman North at May 16, 2012 03:05 PM (I2LwF)

58 They should try and capture the above-the-urinal market.Posted by: Cicero

What the hell did we ever do to you???

Posted by: janitors everywhere [/i] [/b] at May 16, 2012 03:06 PM (ebPtk)

59 Its pretty embarrasing when late night infomercials have more viewers than you do.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 16, 2012 03:06 PM (HnaFz)

60
Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2012 07:05 PM (FcR7P)

<shakes fist at t-bird>

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2012 03:06 PM (xDqit)

61 He should go all Oprah and just offer a car to anyone who watches. By June he will have given away 4 cars.

Posted by: Picric at May 16, 2012 03:07 PM (oZF9E)

62 But Morgan does really well with the "People Who Leave Their TV's On For Their Dogs When They Go Out To Dinner" demo! He's rocking' them.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 16, 2012 03:07 PM (ShuAW)

63 On the other hand, I sure could get behind Robyn Meade. Behind... Above... Beneath, too.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 16, 2012 03:07 PM (niZvt)

64 Miss me now?

Posted by: Near-Zombie Larry King at May 16, 2012 03:07 PM (UOM48)

65 CNN is in development with Vince the ShamWow guy. The plan is to have him punch a new hooker every week.

Posted by: Cicero at May 16, 2012 03:07 PM (QKKT0)

America's most unwatched news channel!

Posted by: rd at May 16, 2012 03:07 PM (9sUlj)

67 So more people PAY to see the Cubs than watch Piers for free.

Posted by: nickless at May 16, 2012 03:08 PM (MMC8r)

68 There are always several TVs tuned into Piers Morgan followed by Anderson Cooper at the gym in San Fran. Are you telling me we're the entire demographic?

Posted by: Frisco Gymrat at May 16, 2012 03:08 PM (9eDbm)

69 39k?
There's that many day workers in the home depot parking lot.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 16, 2012 03:08 PM (Qxdfp)

70 Sheesh, that's two. I guess I'm a uniter.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2012 03:08 PM (FcR7P)

71 More people would tune in to CNN if they'd just run vids of puppehs and kittehs playing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 03:09 PM (UOM48)

72 He needs a co-host quick! Is Kathleen Parker available?

Posted by: rd at May 16, 2012 03:09 PM (9sUlj)

73 Better yet, the bottom-of-the-urinal market. Just as soon as Sony perfects that waterproof LCD TV screen. You mean the Sony Pissman?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 16, 2012 03:09 PM (niZvt)

74 55 39,000? Braggart!

I mean, how many zeros is that? It's like, nineteen, isn't it?

Posted by: pep at May 16, 2012 03:09 PM (6TB1Z)

75 Argggh. pep = Chris Matthews

Posted by: pep at May 16, 2012 03:10 PM (6TB1Z)

76 The CNN Dream Team to replace Piers:

Hollowpoint
DrewM
Laceyunderalls
Jeff B.

Posted by: mrp at May 16, 2012 03:10 PM (HjPtV)

77
Maybe they should do a segment like that infamous clip of Rick Sanchez getting tasered.

Repeatedly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2012 03:10 PM (xDqit)

78 He needs a co-host. Is Dan rather available?

Posted by: rd at May 16, 2012 03:11 PM (9sUlj)

79 I'm thinking a bold stroke like changing the format to the Gay dwarf fetish/bondage News Network could double or tripple their viewership almost overnight.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 16, 2012 03:11 PM (HnaFz)

80 81 postings.

Just 38,920 to go and Ace'll out draw Morgan.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 16, 2012 03:12 PM (0dJAY)

81 I'm thinking a bold stroke like changing the format to the Gay dwarf fetish/bondage News Network could double or tripple their viewership almost overnight.Posted by: Purple Avenger

Three words: Professional. Saw. Musicians.

Posted by: janitors everywhere [/i] [/b] at May 16, 2012 03:12 PM (ebPtk)

America's Got Talent!

Piers Morgan not so much

Posted by: Primetime demoGRAPHIC at May 16, 2012 03:12 PM (Qr9Rc)

83 Guys, I have an idea... CNN - The Cherokee Nation Network

Posted by: Liz Warren at May 16, 2012 03:12 PM (FcR7P)

84 I love that Demo Moore chick. Nice jugs.

Posted by: joe 'super genius' biden at May 16, 2012 03:13 PM (FTuxU)

85 The problem is, CNN supplies many television and radio stations with news content and copy. In many cases, even more so than AP. That's why most local and network news stories on a particular subject. Our CNN stories come to us via satellite and through internet feeds, directly to the news "writers". Two sources, folks...AP and CNN.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 16, 2012 03:13 PM (MbeR6)

86 Apparently they kept his after birth and threw away the part with the brain

Posted by: clemenza at May 16, 2012 03:13 PM (Epz9+)

87 I would KILL for those ratings.

Posted by: Queef Olbermannnn at May 16, 2012 03:13 PM (MMC8r)

88 "CNN Naked News" on a pay channel might be their best bet.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 16, 2012 03:13 PM (niZvt)

89 Just wait until they get that blockbuster interview with Chad Throckmoton IV, one of the 99% and OWS leader.

Posted by: rd at May 16, 2012 03:13 PM (9sUlj)

90 More people throw $100+ at Jerry Jones for the pleasure of buying $8 Miller Lite and watch the Cowboys suck.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at May 16, 2012 03:13 PM (mxnUd)

91 If I were Piers, I would buy the Jumbotron at Dodger Stadium and double my viewership.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2012 03:14 PM (FcR7P)

OT Missed lurking today. Didn't realize I was addicted. Had jury duty, finally got dismissed at 4.

Suck it Piers. We get that many at the chili/beer contest in our berg.

Posted by: Made in America at May 16, 2012 03:14 PM (YiODH)

93 "CNN Naked News" on a pay channel might be their best bet.

They'd fuck that up too and get newsreaders that looked like Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 16, 2012 03:15 PM (HnaFz)

94 More people throw $100+ at Jerry Jones for the pleasure of buying $8 Miller Lite and watch the Cowboys suck.

Yeah, but the team on the other side of the line is better than the liberal sycophants he has on.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 16, 2012 03:15 PM (0dJAY)

95 I have a cat named Cactus Pete that has several interesting habits. Piers could interview Cactus and provide some modicum of value to his viewers.

Posted by: Brotherhood of Snake Oil Salesmen at May 16, 2012 03:16 PM (lpWVn)

96 47 That sad thing is that CNN still has the best resources around the world, it's just that their producers and talent are dogshit, and their management seems to be a bunch of Cronies.

Posted by: runninrebel at May 16, 2012 07:03 PM (N/1Dm)

Tyrants, dictators and authoritarians are very happy to provide you with access when you promise to lick their balls.

Posted by: buzzion at May 16, 2012 03:16 PM (GULKT)

97 O/T

"Â“In the coming weeks the Committee intends to show what the White House agreed to do as part of its deal with the pharmaceutical industry and how the full details of this agreement were kept from both the public and the House of Representatives,Â” the committeeÂ’s Republican members wrote in a memo today."

Not that it's a surprise, but ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 16, 2012 03:16 PM (ebPtk)

98 Just wait until they get that blockbuster interview with Muhammed Abdullah Al-Yemeni, author of "Sharia, the Faith of True Feminists.

Posted by: rd at May 16, 2012 03:17 PM (9sUlj)

99
That means the ONLY people watching were people stuck in airports who couldn't find a seat out of earshot.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2012 07:00 PM (FcR7P)

---------------------------------------------

Strange you should mention this. This last weekend as I as waiting for a flight in the C-terminal at DFW, I noticed that none of the tv's were on. So I guess CNN is even losing out on even some of the airport crowd.

Posted by: Soona at May 16, 2012 03:17 PM (EAXwO)

100

Argggh. pep = Chris Matthews

No shit? No wonder you can't sock-puppet correctly.

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2012 03:17 PM (O6q63)

101 First rule of lurkerhood: never talk about lurking.

Posted by: soothie at May 16, 2012 03:18 PM (Ba6aP)

102 @74 More people would tune in to CNN if they'd just run vids of puppehs and kittehs playing.

And to the tune of Yakety Sax.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2012 03:19 PM (9eDbm)

103 He's like the British Margaret Cho. or is that raciss?

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at May 16, 2012 03:19 PM (QxSug)

104 OK. I'm voting for #64.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at May 16, 2012 03:19 PM (mxnUd)

105 The next opening line he needs to work on is "Welcome can I take your order?"

Posted by: Picric at May 16, 2012 03:19 PM (oZF9E)

106 It won't be too long until the viewership runs into negative numbers. There will be more people looking at the camera on his set than the total viewers at home looking at theirs.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 16, 2012 03:20 PM (eHIJJ)

107 Piers Morgan Thread Notches AOS' Lowest Primetime Comments in 15 Years That's gotta hurt.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2012 03:20 PM (FcR7P)

108 It's hard to believe that smarmy condescension isn't more popular.

Posted by: Hepcat at May 16, 2012 03:20 PM (K3L8C)

109 Racism! Oh wait...Morgan is white, never mind.

Posted by: Red Mosquito at May 16, 2012 03:20 PM (jo0fs)

110 CNN's Ratings
#LowerUnderObama

Posted by: Brendan at May 16, 2012 03:21 PM (2jQGY)

111 Just wait until they get that blockbuster interview with Bob "kneecaps" Pellozoni of SEIU Local #9868 on how laying off 25% of the teachers was necessary to maintain their rights to retire at 55 with full pensions.

Posted by: rd at May 16, 2012 03:22 PM (9sUlj)

112 I just love the picture of BHO as a shine boy to Palin..

Posted by: clemenza at May 16, 2012 03:22 PM (Epz9+)

113 114 Racism! Oh wait...Morgan is white, never mind. Posted by: Red Mosquito at May 16, 2012 07:20 PM (jo0fs) Fuck you! I'm 1/32nd albino!

Posted by: Piers Morgan at May 16, 2012 03:22 PM (niZvt)

114 Obviously, only 39,000 people in American can appreciate Morgan's intellect and charm.

Posted by: Hepcat at May 16, 2012 03:22 PM (K3L8C)

115 Just wait until they get that blockbuster interview with Bob "kneecaps" Pellozoni of SEIU Local #9868 on how laying off 25% of the teachers was necessary to maintain their rights to retire at 55 with full pensions.

Posted by: rd at May 16, 2012 07:22 PM (9sUlj)

----------------------------------------------

Or the ghey activist that's claiming gay marriages will increase the US population.

Posted by: Soona at May 16, 2012 03:24 PM (EAXwO)

116 I wonder how many of that 39K are counted from the number of plasma tv's in airports that are forced to alwasy be on cnn

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at May 16, 2012 03:24 PM (QxSug)

117 You realize he could attract 10X - 20X that number on one night with an interview of Sarah Palin?

Posted by: rd at May 16, 2012 03:25 PM (9sUlj)

118 That's the difference between us and the phucksticks. We'll actually tune in occasionally to witness for ourselves the phuckeduppedness of these dickholes. There are 39K assholes who let Piers put dookie in their brains, and think themselves smart and informed.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at May 16, 2012 03:26 PM (mxnUd)

119

I bet "Kim Komando" has a larger and more loyal audience than Piers Moregab.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 16, 2012 03:27 PM (HethX)

120 OT: Just noticed that the Drudge picture has Obama getting a hoagie (no, literally!) from a guy in a Boca jersey. Figures, he's probably 1/32nd 'Malvinan' as well.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2012 03:27 PM (FcR7P)

121 OT- Did anyone else just see Chris Wallace just massacre everyone on Jeopardy? He is the anti-Matthews.

Posted by: Big T Party at May 16, 2012 03:28 PM (EhUTA)

122 The CNN Dream Team to replace Piers:

I'm pretty sure I could break 39k viewers by telling guests that they're delusional idiots every night. Which, unsurprisingly, I'd be quite comfortable with.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 16, 2012 03:28 PM (SY2Kh)

123 Replace Piers with Tom Odell from the Knife Show.

Posted by: rd at May 16, 2012 03:28 PM (9sUlj)

124 @122: Well, per my web search there are 15,000 airports in the USA. Figure three TV monitors per airport...

Posted by: Piers Morgan at May 16, 2012 03:29 PM (niZvt)

125 Tip for CNN:

Joe Biden + live camera + no script = ratings bonanza

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 16, 2012 03:29 PM (eHIJJ)

126

I bet "Kim Komando" has a larger andmore loyal audiencethan Piers Moregab.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 16, 2012 07:27 PM (HethX)

That and she's pretty hot in a redneck way.

Posted by: ErikW at May 16, 2012 03:29 PM (E5vGM)

127 Off, unwatched sock!

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 16, 2012 03:30 PM (niZvt)

128 Soledad O'Brien as a dominatrix in leather assless chaps whipping and torturing guilt-ridden white people. There's a fuckin' CNN show I'd watch.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 16, 2012 03:30 PM (AzwZn)

129 Tip for CNN:

Joe Biden + live camera + no script = ratings bonanza

But think of all the money they'd have to spend on microphones after Slow Joe drooled on them.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 16, 2012 03:31 PM (SY2Kh)

130 106 yes sir.

Posted by: Made in America at May 16, 2012 03:31 PM (YiODH)

131 If I ran the daily sidebar dump of youtube videos over CNN at 9pm, I'd quintuple his ratings. The production costs? A mere $125 million guaranteed loan should do it.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2012 03:32 PM (FcR7P)

132 Oh boy. Sheppy Smith is so proud of Joey Biden going crazy in his stupid speech today.

Sheppy and Carl Cameron. Get a room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 03:32 PM (UOM48)

133 Airports!! And First!

Posted by: piers one at May 16, 2012 03:32 PM (XdlcF)

134 Zombie Billy Mays has more viewers. If you own stock in CNN... SUCKER!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2012 03:33 PM (noo6E)

135 His parents named him after Piers Plowman ---- that's heavy, man

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 16, 2012 03:33 PM (Dll6b)

136 Check out his pic on Drudge. That's his "concerned" face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 03:34 PM (UOM48)

137 Shit, I've played gigs with more people in the audience than that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 16, 2012 03:34 PM (d0Tfm)

138 There's a fuckin' CNN show I'd watch.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 16, 2012 07:30 PM (AzwZn)

You read her personality perfectly!

Mistress Soledad : "I SAID ON YOUR KNEES, SLAVE!" *whipcrack*

Posted by: ErikW at May 16, 2012 03:36 PM (E5vGM)

139 SPROING!

"In a nod to the independent voters who pushed the Sunshine State into the Democratic column in 2008, Romney noted that both parties were responsible for pushing the debt to the "incomprehensible" levels Â– which were represented on a giant prop debt clock behind him."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 16, 2012 03:36 PM (ebPtk)

140 Here's a tip for CNN: Dig up Peter Arnett, give him a luxury box seat at the next Obama stadium speech, and he can breathlessly tell us by flashlight how The One is bombing.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 16, 2012 03:37 PM (AzwZn)

141 It would have been 39,150 if so many people hadn't gone to Obama's campaign kickoff...

Posted by: Piersol "Piers" Morgan at May 16, 2012 03:37 PM (FcR7P)

142 I put Piers on and mute the volume while I am getting my shit pushed in. Reggie likes it that way.

Posted by: Baracka Obama at May 16, 2012 03:37 PM (RA8+Z)

143 Anyone else notice that even with the $2B hit, JPM is still expected to net $5B this year? But, oooooooo- we need more Wall Street reform.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at May 16, 2012 03:38 PM (mxnUd)

144 In other news Mitt Romney did an interview with Ed Morrisey on Hot Air today.

Posted by: William Randolph Hearst at May 16, 2012 03:39 PM (Qr9Rc)

145 Piers "The Morgue" Morgan

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 16, 2012 03:39 PM (AWmfW)

146 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 16, 2012 07:34 PM (d0Tfm)

Don't quit your day job.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 16, 2012 03:40 PM (nEUpB)

147 Top Gear has over 300 million viewers worldwide

Once again, Piers is beaten by Jeremy Clarkson

http://tinyurl.com/72hnbn3

On the final Concorde flight, Clarkson threw a glass of water over Morgan during an argument. In March 2004 at the British Press Awards, he swore at Morgan and punched him before being restrained by security; Morgan says it has left him with a scar above his left eyebrow.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2012 03:40 PM (Y+DPZ)

148 but he's huge in Germany! Oh, wait. That's "The 'Hoff"

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2012 03:40 PM (FcR7P)

149

Not a big fan of pompous British blowhards....

....who are fucking stupid.

I don't get the smarmy texts or the jokes and the laughs anymore, and I never get that jubilant glow about the future of America with Obama as president that they all had for a while.

They were so satisfied, so happy, so justified.

I'll bet they don't know anyone who voted for Reagan, either.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC at May 16, 2012 03:41 PM (TcgIo)

150

Can't read the screen, does that say ...

"Piers Morgan Snatches CNN's Lowliest Prostitute, Demands Ransom of 15 Yaks"?

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 16, 2012 03:41 PM (HethX)

151 Just 39,000? I hate to brag, but..........

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 16, 2012 03:41 PM (EAXwO)

152 At what point did the CNN execs decide that what viewers really yearned for were a few more condescending liberals to host news programs?

It would be like Iowa trying to boost it's tourism industry by planting more corn fields.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 16, 2012 03:42 PM (SY2Kh)

153 Tonight Piers Morgan will be replaced by a butter statue of Piers Morgan.

Posted by: MJ at May 16, 2012 03:43 PM (/x4oj)

154

Hey, Ace.

I realize that this would probably eat into your hobo-hunting time, but howzabout a dedicated sidebar widget to alert Morons to trending Twitter hashtags to invade, preferably ones started by the idjits on teh SCOAMF's reelection team?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 16, 2012 03:43 PM (d0Tfm)

155

If we don't talk about lurking how will ever know who is lurking. If we can't talk about lurking that only leaves stalking. I guess I could use a change of pace though.

Anyone need an official stalker?

Posted by: GMB at May 16, 2012 03:44 PM (kPe9l)

156 You know who I asolutely adore that Martin Bashir . He is so full of patriotic vigor and positive comments.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 16, 2012 03:44 PM (Qr9Rc)

157 Coincidentally, I have CNN on right now. They were talking about Greece and had some really weird Brit who was yelling about how this would travel across the Atlantic and we weren't safe, and you couldn't save Greece by taxing the rich. So he disappeared and the anchor gal said we should all buy Greek olive oil to help out or book a stay at Santorini, whicih is right now at 50% off.

I am mad at Fox for telling me that their outlier poll is because people are feeling better about the economy. I figure Murdoch is under pressure and is ordering people to pump up Obama to save him from jail or something. I don't like being told stupid things, so went to CNN.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 16, 2012 03:44 PM (GoIUi)

158 there's a biker chick in Frog Hollow ( real place, just north of the St Augustine Airport ) who can 'handle' more than 39,000 people, IYKWIM

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 16, 2012 03:44 PM (Dll6b)

159 157 Can't read the screen, does that say ... "Piers MorganSnatchesCNN'sLowliestProstitute, Demands Ransom of 15 Yaks"? Posted by: Lincolntf at May 16, 2012 07:41 PM (HethX) No, no! "Piers buys Lowliest CNN Prositute's Snatch for 15 Yaks."

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 16, 2012 03:44 PM (niZvt)

160

"That pic of him on Drudge.....his chin looks like an ass."

I was thinking that his ass had a chin...same difference I would guess.

Posted by: HarryS at May 16, 2012 03:45 PM (d+eeq)

161 Posted by: 98ZJUSMC at May 16, 2012 07:41 PM (TcgIo)

I mostly get, "I don't want to talk about politics."

Interesting that their tunes have changed.

But I talk about it anyway, because I enjoy rubbing their golden child's monumental screw-ups in their once smug faces.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 16, 2012 03:46 PM (nEUpB)

162 #116 Yeah, we could call it ATTACK WATCH !!!

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at May 16, 2012 03:47 PM (mxnUd)

163 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 16, 2012 07:43 PM (d0Tfm)

If I knew how to read twitter feeds I would say that's a great idea.

Seriously, e-mail it to ace

aceofsdeshq at g mail dot com

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 16, 2012 03:48 PM (nEUpB)

164 143 Check out his pic on Drudge. That's his "concerned" face. -------- Nope... thats his "the balls bounce right... HERE" face....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2012 03:48 PM (ffV1/)

165 Uh. Dats 161

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at May 16, 2012 03:48 PM (mxnUd)

166

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 16, 2012 07:43 PM (d0Tfm)

I think it'd be sweet if a Moron came up with an Ace 'o Spades app that makes it easy to read and comment on while at work.

I swear I'm gonna drop the next mofo who takes more that 10 practice swings off the tee.

Posted by: ErikW at May 16, 2012 03:49 PM (E5vGM)

167 160
Tonight Piers Morgan will be replaced by a butter statue of Piers Morgan.

Posted by: MJ at May 16, 2012 07:43 PM (/x4oj

And no one noticed

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 16, 2012 03:49 PM (Qr9Rc)

168 the address is ace of spades hq at g mail dot com

I hate this blog.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 16, 2012 03:49 PM (nEUpB)

169

Have you Twittererers seen Twitchy?

http://www.twitchy.com

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2012 03:51 PM (O6q63)

170

I think it'd be sweet if a Moron came up with an Ace 'o Spades app that makes it easy to read and comment on while at work.

--------------------------------------------

Good idea. Ace will get Pixie working on it right away. It'll be up in no time.

Posted by: Soona at May 16, 2012 03:52 PM (EAXwO)

171 The Geico lizard need a voice over when he has a hangover So there always that.

Posted by: Piers Morgan's booking agent at May 16, 2012 03:52 PM (Qr9Rc)

172 You know I hate this fucken administration. Just saw on fox a scale computer model ( I think) of OSB's place. I just want to see his dead body. Can't they keep any secrets. Come on Nov. and Jan.

Posted by: Made in America at May 16, 2012 03:53 PM (YiODH)

173 Ack. OBL.

Posted by: Made in America at May 16, 2012 03:54 PM (YiODH)

174

But what do progressives see? They don't. They imagine it into non-existence.

Posted by: runninrebel at May 16, 2012 07:50 PM (N/1Dm)

And the money from wealthy libtard benefactors just keeps flowing into the failed gutter of progressivism.

In a way that's good, it's failing, but it's also brainwashing talented kids down the shitter which is what really pisses me off.

Posted by: ErikW at May 16, 2012 03:54 PM (E5vGM)

175 Ahh, now it makes sense.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 16, 2012 03:55 PM (HethX)

176 Red Eye has 8x the numbers at 3AM.

Posted by: The Q at May 16, 2012 03:55 PM (LnQhT)

177 I think it'd be sweet if a Moron came up with an Ace 'o Spades app that makes it easy to read and comment on while at work. -------------------- I actually know someone who could do that.

Posted by: MJ at May 16, 2012 03:56 PM (/x4oj)

178

Red Eye has 8x the numbers at 3AM.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Made in America at May 16, 2012 03:57 PM (YiODH)

179 I actually know someone who could do that.

Posted by: MJ at May 16, 2012 07:56 PM (/x4oj)

I'd pay a fin for that. Throw a few back to Ace.

Posted by: ErikW at May 16, 2012 03:59 PM (E5vGM)

180 Doesn't NATO start this weekend?

Posted by: Made in America at May 16, 2012 04:00 PM (YiODH)

181 O/T Stop sucking each others' dicks gentlemen.

Foxnews has a new poll with Obama ahead.

http://tinyurl.com/73wy47x

Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 04:00 PM (O3R/2)

182 #189 Yeah, that is why I was watching CNN. Shep told me the switch was because people feel better about the economy.

I don't like being treated like I am stupid, so I switched to CNN.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 16, 2012 04:05 PM (GoIUi)

183 yay, new Coulter column out. I hope Romney reads that stuff, for all the support she gave him.

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at May 16, 2012 04:05 PM (QxSug)

184

Seriously, e-mail it to ace

CBD, done.

If I wasn't somehow mysteriously banned by Twitter, I'd do it myself over at my place.

Free BackwardsBoy!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 16, 2012 04:06 PM (d0Tfm)

185 He could ride for my brand.

Posted by: sheriff Joe Biden at May 16, 2012 04:20 PM (UrboG)

186 O/T Stop sucking each others' dicks gentlemen. Foxnews has a new poll with Obama ahead. ------------------------------------------ O'Really must want another Obama interview. It completes him in some odd, perverted way.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 16, 2012 04:25 PM (AzwZn)

187 @ 192 Is your Twitter handle @backwardsboy? We can try a hashtag. It worked for Chris Loesch.

Posted by: Retread at May 16, 2012 04:25 PM (joSBv)

188 "Foxnews has a new poll with Obama ahead."

There are a few people I've noticed online that love to dissect polls and numbers, CAC being one of them. There are also people like me that just get sick of them, I might pay attention to them towards the end of a campaign just to see how the wind is blowing, but that's it. Then there's a the rest of the conservative blogoshpere that invest way to much into them. Not because they care about the direction of the country but because politics and government isn't any differant to them then a football game. It's about their candidate of choice or Republicans in general "winning". There's a certain unseriousness about that we should be turning away from, instead it will intensify over the next six months. Most of this is promoted by people like Allahpundit, someone that morphed into caring more about getting a rise out of people then political punditry.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 16, 2012 04:26 PM (GZitp)

189 It's hard to believe that MSNBC and CNN are for-profit enterprises. They write-off 2/3 of the viewing public before the first newsreader opens his/her yap.

Just one hour with a right-of-center host and/or permanent panel would make more money than the rest of the night combined.

Posted by: mrp at May 16, 2012 04:37 PM (HjPtV)

190 Just one hour with a right-of-center host and/or permanent panel would make more money than the rest of the night combined.

Posted by: mrp at May 16, 2012 08:37 PM (HjPtV)

We gave you Kathleen Parker and you never watched!

Posted by: CNN at May 16, 2012 04:42 PM (GULKT)

191 "We gave you Kathleen Parker and you never watched!"

I was home all

Oh, I don't have cable or satellite.

Posted by: mrp at May 16, 2012 04:46 PM (HjPtV)

192 present

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 16, 2012 05:10 PM (xm1A1)

193 Piers who?

Posted by: Darth Rove at May 16, 2012 05:22 PM (ED8o6)

194 Piers Morgan--in Comanche that means "Dildo Whose Ratings Suck".

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 16, 2012 05:26 PM (6USwK)

195 1.said these before and ill say it again, Conservative media needs to start splitting up into alternate flavors. Lefties got PBS-NPR_MSNBC-CNN-NBC etc.. all different yet information and conclusions are identical. Each personality type can find a venue that fits them closely.

Not only that need to take one cable/network programming and turn it center-right. Entertainment programming is an even bigger force. "Last man Standing" is doing great, nad a great example of what is out there to be harnessed. It doesn't have to be hardcore conservative, simply center right the costco-sams club, middle class type values.

Posted by: Shiggz Rocketsurgeon at May 16, 2012 05:31 PM (RfvTE)

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