January 08, 2012
— Ace Bumped for Tebow Time.
In case you think I'm biased by posting the Denver pic, I'll post the...
Okay I can't do it. I'm warning you, don't click on this picture of a Pittsburgh wannabe cheerleader. She's not svelte. Let's just say she's unscarred by the horror of anexoria and leave it at that.
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Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2012 12:30 PM (Gc/Qi)
Posted by: Norwegian Tranny at January 08, 2012 12:31 PM (sGykg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 12:31 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2012 12:31 PM (YnFL2)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 12:32 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2012 12:32 PM (hiMsy)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2012 12:32 PM (7utQ2)
Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter once said, 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.' Well Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I'm concerned.
—Gene Autry
I have never had much sympathy for the point of view, "it isn't whether you win or lose that counts, but how you play the game."
—Richard Nixon
Winning isn't the only thing; it's everything.
—Vince Lombardi
Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 08, 2012 12:33 PM (TkGkA)
I'm going to stare at the Denver cheerleader's ample bosom until I prove that wrong.
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 08, 2012 12:33 PM (2H8ky)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 12:34 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 12:35 PM (sGykg)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 08, 2012 12:35 PM (OyLm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 12:35 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2012 12:36 PM (Gc/Qi)
Posted by: nikkolai at January 08, 2012 12:36 PM (pSsN0)
from prior thread:
@282 : Just tell your friend you will be texting "Hist!" (Historic!) every time Tebow completes a pass. And tell him if Sexual Offender completes less than 3 passes to every one of Tebow's, your friend has to do 25 pushups in 35 seconds. And he has to produce video proof.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 08, 2012 04:29 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 08, 2012 12:36 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: nevergiveup at January 08, 2012 12:37 PM (eCnLg)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 08, 2012 12:37 PM (A0QZk)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 12:37 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: NK Chuckle at January 08, 2012 12:38 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2012 12:38 PM (OF1FH)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 12:38 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2012 12:38 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: Pull her tight at January 08, 2012 12:39 PM (A0QZk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 12:39 PM (d0Tfm)
Like the fuckin' bye-week dumbass I am, I clicked on it. Going to gouge my eyes out, you perv. brb.
Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2012 12:40 PM (OF1FH)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2012 12:40 PM (Gc/Qi)
Got it.
Adding drama, my team is the Patriots so whatever I say will potentially be available as the "crow" option on my menu next week. We play the winner.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2012 12:41 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 04:38 PM (nj1bB)
I don't know where you live but you need to check the BMV for vanity plate availability.
Posted by: ErikW at January 08, 2012 12:42 PM (PDUxq)
Posted by: nevergiveup at January 08, 2012 12:42 PM (eCnLg)
Posted by: Doesn't matter what the score is, Tebow ALWAYS wins! at January 08, 2012 12:42 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 12:42 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 12:44 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: United Nations War Crimes Commisssion, The Hague, The Netherlands at January 08, 2012 12:45 PM (X/jjl)
Posted by: Silicon Valley at January 08, 2012 12:45 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 08, 2012 12:46 PM (OyLm/)
Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2012 12:46 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 08, 2012 12:47 PM (sb3kT)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 12:48 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: nevergiveup at January 08, 2012 12:48 PM (eCnLg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 12:48 PM (d0Tfm)
Cuz if it is, it may be the first time me and Harry agree on anything.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 12:49 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2012 12:49 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Ben Dover at January 08, 2012 12:51 PM (cl+LG)
Posted by: nevergiveup at January 08, 2012 12:52 PM (eCnLg)
Posted by: American Idol 2 at January 08, 2012 12:52 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: nikkolai at January 08, 2012 12:53 PM (pSsN0)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 12:53 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2012 12:53 PM (Gc/Qi)
BTW, ain't no way I'm clicking on Ace's Ass pic.
No way, no how. Too many shock pics of Helen Thomas will do that.
Snakebit, I think they call it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 12:54 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Will McGuillicutty, attorney for Chubby Chasers, Inc at January 08, 2012 12:54 PM (uuOfy)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 08, 2012 12:54 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 12:54 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: nevergiveup at January 08, 2012 12:55 PM (eCnLg)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2012 12:56 PM (Gc/Qi)
How could forget Rainbow Man who attended many NFL events in the 70's and 80's and was frequently on television waving his arms and holding up signs?
Rollen Stewart is currently incarcerated in California for three consecutive life terms for kidnapping. He's one crazy sumbitch. He loves the NFL?
Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 08, 2012 12:58 PM (TkGkA)
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 08, 2012 12:58 PM (uuOfy)
Good call, Helen Thomas looks svelt and lovely by comparison.
Yuck. Sounds like DiT's bonus pic earlier. That was Chaz Bono, right?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 12:58 PM (d0Tfm)
Penne pasta with Italian sausage is on it's way, with a "5-cheese Pepperdige Farm garlic bread" accompanying.
Bud in a can beverage of choice.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2012 12:59 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know his nic at January 08, 2012 01:00 PM (Onw8c)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2012 01:00 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 08, 2012 01:01 PM (OyLm/)
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2012 01:03 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 01:03 PM (nj1bB)
How could forget Rainbow Man who attended many NFL events in the 70's and 80's and was frequently on television waving his arms and holding up signs?
Rollen Stewart is currently incarcerated in California for three consecutive life terms for kidnapping. He's one crazy sumbitch. He loves the NFL?
Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 08, 2012 04:58 PM (TkGkA)
Shit, he was at everything back then with the "John 3:16" sign.
You can't have a game in Denver without thinking about "Barrel Man".
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 08, 2012 01:03 PM (uuOfy)
Never give hope to a wounded Tebow...
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2012 01:04 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2012 01:04 PM (Gc/Qi)
Posted by: nikkolai at January 08, 2012 01:07 PM (pSsN0)
It's like they're showing their WHOLE game plan early! What will be left for the second half, just interceptions?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2012 05:04 PM (Gc/Qi)
Oh fuck you, maybe somebody getting paid $3 or $4 million a year could catch a pass once in awhile that wasn't handed to him with a handshake.
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 01:07 PM (MtwBb)
Leroy Hoard supposedly said it about himself. Bill Simmons has used it about half the running backs in the league since then I think.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2012 01:08 PM (Lpdzt)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer
That seems a bit harsh. How about just a weekend with the Steeler's cheerleader and then he'll kill himself?
Can both teams lose? Is there anyway they can get Bucky Elway down on the field and break his leg, then shoot him? He is a bit of a horsey boy.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 08, 2012 01:08 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 01:08 PM (nj1bB)
Poor woman. Dumb, dishonest, and looking like a dishrag is really now way to go though life.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 08, 2012 01:09 PM (0ixU6)
Posted by: nevergiveup at January 08, 2012 01:11 PM (eCnLg)
So you're saying there's still a chance?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2012 01:13 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 01:14 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know his nic at January 08, 2012 01:15 PM (Onw8c)
Poor woman. Dumb, dishonest, and looking like a dishrag is really now way to go though life.
I was commenting this morning while it was going on and it just totally blew me away that he actually succeeded in shutting hr down. It was as if he'd flat out had enough of her shit and wasn't going to sit still for it any longer.
I think even Priebus was taken aback.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 01:15 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 08, 2012 01:16 PM (2H8ky)
Posted by: nikkolai at January 08, 2012 01:16 PM (pSsN0)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 01:17 PM (PddVe)
Poor woman. Dumb, dishonest, and looking like a dishrag is really now way to go though life.
Logic. How does it fucking work?
And my respect for CW just went up .005%.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 01:17 PM (d0Tfm)
I liked his remark. He probably didn't even want Chris to cut to him because it got so painful to watch.
If she weren't such a vile sub-human piece of gutter trash I may feel a little sorry for her. She really has nothing going for her.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 08, 2012 01:18 PM (0ixU6)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 01:18 PM (nj1bB)
its altitude. no huddle, no huddle, no huddle, how hard can it be. If you don't have the plays, just go sandbox, who cares.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2012 01:18 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 01:18 PM (nj1bB)
Keep in mind that Romney is Fox's fair haired boy.
Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2012 01:19 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Not really... at January 08, 2012 01:19 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Dr. Evil at January 08, 2012 01:20 PM (2H8ky)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 01:21 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2012 05:19 PM (JYheX)
Double ouch, he caught it though. It's a shame Tebow hit the guy so hard it hurt him.
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 01:21 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: James Bond at January 08, 2012 01:22 PM (sGykg)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 01:23 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Barky McFucknut at January 08, 2012 01:23 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 01:24 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 08, 2012 01:24 PM (0ixU6)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 01:24 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: nikkolai at January 08, 2012 01:25 PM (pSsN0)
A little, but a helluva a lot more, ahem, solid, than Miss Witherspoon. I can't get past her bow legs.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 01:25 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 01:26 PM (MtwBb)
Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz has cooter hair on the top of her head. Her Gyno visits are confusing.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 08, 2012 01:26 PM (TkGkA)
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 08, 2012 01:26 PM (sb3kT)
Posted by: John Galt at January 08, 2012 01:27 PM (80GjT)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2012 01:27 PM (YnFL2)
You noticed legs??
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 08, 2012 01:28 PM (0ixU6)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2012 05:04 PM (Gc/Qi)
Don't you have a comment?
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 01:28 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at January 08, 2012 05:27 PM (qjUnn)
Me too.
Posted by: Gawd at January 08, 2012 01:28 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: Carl Spackler at January 08, 2012 01:29 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 08, 2012 01:29 PM (sb3kT)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2012 05:04 PM (Gc/Qi)
Don't you have a comment?
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 05:28 PM (MtwBb)
--Forget him; I just want to see what raykon has to say if Denver wins.
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2012 01:29 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 08, 2012 01:30 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 01:31 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2012 01:31 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: nikkolai at January 08, 2012 01:32 PM (pSsN0)
Every molecule in his head will explode at the speed of light.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2012 01:32 PM (YnFL2)
Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2012 01:33 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 08, 2012 01:34 PM (sb3kT)
Posted by: Gawd, in the playoff booth at January 08, 2012 01:34 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know his nic at January 08, 2012 01:35 PM (Onw8c)
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 01:35 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 08, 2012 01:36 PM (0ixU6)
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 01:36 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2012 01:36 PM (YnFL2)
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2012 01:38 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2012 01:39 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: Touchdown Jesus at January 08, 2012 01:40 PM (sb3kT)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 05:40 PM (PddVe)
He's my hero.
Posted by: Brendan Gibbons at January 08, 2012 01:41 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2012 01:43 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2012 01:43 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Ronster at January 08, 2012 01:43 PM (JGYCE)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2012 01:43 PM (Qjh0I)
Right? I wonder how he keeps the fleas out. We've been trying to figure that out.
Hey give me some money??
Posted by: OWS where the 's' stands for scabies at January 08, 2012 01:43 PM (0ixU6)
Posted by: John Galt at January 08, 2012 05:27 PM (80GjT)
Heh! Ace has a copy of it in braille too. Better cut off your hands now before it's too late.
And.......TEBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: PugBoo at January 08, 2012 01:44 PM (Q5fHc)
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know his nic at January 08, 2012 01:44 PM (Onw8c)
Might the Christians get to riot tonight?!
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2012 01:46 PM (GULKT)
Man that Keisel's beard is epic.
He looks like that prospector dude in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 01:47 PM (4q5tP)
Didn't she just pass between us and moon a few weeks back?
Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 01:47 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Zombie Howard Cosell at January 08, 2012 01:48 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 05:08 PM (nj1bB)
I find this post hilarious. 40 minutes makes a big difference doesn't it?
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2012 01:49 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: comatus at January 08, 2012 01:49 PM (ySTXt)
Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 05:47 PM (FMbng)
That's no moon. I've got a bad feeling about this.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 01:49 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 01:49 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Touchdown Jesus at January 08, 2012 01:50 PM (sb3kT)
Posted by: Touchdown Jesus at January 08, 2012 01:50 PM (sb3kT)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2012 01:52 PM (I49Jm)
Oh well, he gets the job done.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2012 01:52 PM (Qjh0I)
I'm not kneejerk to believe women that claim rape against high profile men/athletes. Doesn't always pass the sniff test.
Anyway, her husband said he was very aggressive with the ladies in college. Emphasis on 'very'. And really, why did he have to be? He's a QB and having little dumb chicks throw their panties at him. So those charges lodged against him never surprised me much.
I really, really, really hate that guy.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 08, 2012 01:53 PM (0ixU6)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 01:53 PM (piMMO)
Oh well, he gets the job done.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2012 05:52 PM (Qjh0I)
I taught him everything he knows about passing.
Posted by: Billy Kilmer at January 08, 2012 01:54 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 01:54 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Touchdown Jesus at January 08, 2012 01:56 PM (sb3kT)
Posted by: Touchdown Jesus at January 08, 2012 05:56 PM (sb3kT)
I would smite him but it's totally up to you.
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 01:57 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Gawd at January 08, 2012 01:57 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2012 01:58 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: comatus at January 08, 2012 01:58 PM (ySTXt)
Posted by: Touchdown Jesus at January 08, 2012 01:58 PM (sb3kT)
no QB.
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know his nic at January 08, 2012 05:57 PM (Onw8c)
As they were pointing out before the game Pittsburgh has been really shitty at scoring when they are on the road.
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2012 01:59 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 08, 2012 02:00 PM (nZWf5)
Posted by: nikkolai at January 08, 2012 02:00 PM (pSsN0)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 08, 2012 02:01 PM (nZWf5)
Posted by: Gonna be hard to watch the 4th at January 08, 2012 02:01 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 02:01 PM (MtwBb)
As they were pointing out before the game Pittsburgh has been really shitty at scoring when they are on the road.
That's what she said.
Posted by: Ben Rolfingburgers at January 08, 2012 02:01 PM (Usk3+)
untimely dick sucking will catch up with a fella...
oh, who am I kidding?
There's no bad time to suck a dick.
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 08, 2012 02:02 PM (sGykg)
Pitt cannot afford to give the ball back to Denver. They are too explosive offensively.
Like the ewok was earlier in the week.
Bazinga!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 02:02 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 02:06 PM (PddVe)
I gotta say despite my earlier trashing of the Off Cord, he has called the perfect plays when steelers are defending. They guard the run, its a pass and vica versa.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2012 02:07 PM (JYheX)
Milk the clock, donkeys.
I had to go back up to the top of the post twice before I could get past the first word in that sentence.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 02:07 PM (sGykg)
Posted by: Gonna be hard to watch the 4th at January 08, 2012 02:07 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2012 02:08 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 08, 2012 06:02 PM (sGykg)
Keep it in your knickers Don, McGahee is just a name not a lifestyle.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 02:08 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2012 02:09 PM (i330i)
Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2012 02:10 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Gonna be hard to watch the 4th at January 08, 2012 02:12 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: comatus at January 08, 2012 02:12 PM (ySTXt)
If this game continues like this Ace is gonna have to post Tebow girl every game, I call her Teboner.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2012 02:12 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 08, 2012 02:12 PM (gqsAC)
Oh well, he gets the job done.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2012 05:52 PM (Qjh0I)
I taught him everything he knows about passing.
Posted by: Billy Kilmer at January 08, 2012 05:54 PM (4q5tP)
I taught Big Ben everyting he knows about eating.
Posted by: Val Kilmer at January 08, 2012 02:13 PM (Q5fHc)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2012 02:13 PM (i330i)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 02:13 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2012 02:13 PM (Qjh0I)
My hair is waist length. I'll volunteer, provided he has nothing against Gingers,
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:15 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Big T Party at January 08, 2012 02:17 PM (hC5jI)
Posted by: Ghost #37, Mile Hi Denver at January 08, 2012 02:18 PM (Usk3+)
link
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 08, 2012 02:18 PM (0ixU6)
Posted by: comatus at January 08, 2012 02:18 PM (ySTXt)
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 08, 2012 02:19 PM (7+pP9)
The Lime Jello is in the chiller even now.
Posted by: toby928© at January 08, 2012 02:19 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: affenhauer at January 08, 2012 02:19 PM (f/Sj/)
324 - Yes. I've been on the phone with some Christians we are are at the ready.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 08, 2012 02:20 PM (O7ksG)
Posted by: Gonna be hard to watch the 4th at January 08, 2012 02:20 PM (/MuFf)
Im getting pretty excited about the prospect of a large Christian riot.
Me too! There'll be, um, burning, uh, something and turning over, ahh, something else, and lots of, you know, stuff. And stuff.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 02:21 PM (d0Tfm)
The Lime Jello is in the chiller even now.
Posted by: toby928© at January 08, 2012 06:19 PM (GTbGH)
Don't forget the carrot strips. I'm printing the lyrics to Onward Christian Soldiers.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 02:21 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: nikkolai at January 08, 2012 02:21 PM (pSsN0)
Posted by: raykon at January 08, 2012 02:22 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 08, 2012 02:23 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 08, 2012 02:23 PM (KHWIF)
Mary Magdalene, Ginger:
http://tinyurl.com/76bgh83
Now there by god is a cheerleader pic for yaz.
Posted by: comatus at January 08, 2012 02:23 PM (ySTXt)
comatus, there is a long literary history of casting redheads as whores and shrews. In all fairness, redheads throughout history have certainly made well-deserved names for themselves.
From a Biblical standpoint, I think David is also thought to have been redheaded.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:24 PM (SsG4J)
QB-Aaron Rodgers
RB-Arien Foster
WR-Megatron
DL-dude in Minnesota who does the rodeo gyrations after a sack
LB-Brian Cushing
CB-Revis Island
Worst owner ever-Jerry Jones
Posted by: nikkolai at January 08, 2012 06:21 PM (pSsN0)
--Seriously, you forgot Jared Allen's name?
And Carlos Rogers may have been the better CB this year.
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2012 02:24 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2012 02:26 PM (P1nni)
I think Matt's concussion should be healed by now.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 08, 2012 02:27 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:27 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: OT bye bye chelsea at January 08, 2012 02:27 PM (/MuFf)
National Guard being called out for security in case of a Denver victory. Shopowners boarding up in Denver now. It's a panic I tells ya!
Posted by: at January 08, 2012 02:27 PM (Usk3+)
If you're ever in the ice cream aisle and you see Greeters staring back at you, do not pass by it. Pick a flavor. Any flavor. It's heaven in your mouth.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 08, 2012 02:28 PM (0ixU6)
lmao!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 02:29 PM (piMMO)
Also Esau, possibly.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 08, 2012 02:30 PM (KHWIF)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 08, 2012 06:28 PM (0ixU6)
That's what she said.
Posted by: Michael Scott at January 08, 2012 02:30 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Greeter in the ice cream aisle at January 08, 2012 02:30 PM (GULKT)
But you may allow a small glimmer of joy.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 08, 2012 02:31 PM (SAMxH)
RB-Arien Foster
WR-Megatron
DL-dude in Minnesota who does the rodeo gyrations after a sack
LB-Brian Cushing
CB-Revis Island
Worst owner ever-Jerry Jones
Posted by: nikkolai at January 08, 2012 06:21 PM (pSsN0)
Uh, Jones-Drew?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 02:31 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 02:32 PM (PddVe)
Sososososososososo good.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 08, 2012 02:33 PM (0ixU6)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky hates Timmy's Girlfriend, ChristyBlinky at January 08, 2012 02:33 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: comatus at January 08, 2012 02:34 PM (ySTXt)
347 Re: Chelsea Clinton
There just aren't enough democrats, former democrat officials, children of democrats, democrat staffers, former democrat staffers, democrat elites, and democrat celebrities in media. Such a shame.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 08, 2012 02:34 PM (O7ksG)
Thor loves ice cream, so thank you, Lacey; I am bookmarking the site to see about having it shipped!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:35 PM (SsG4J)
I've got my playoff bets on Brees. I hope he delivers.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 02:36 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: nikkolai at January 08, 2012 02:36 PM (pSsN0)
Graeter's. That is some major yum. Their chocolate chip ice cream has chips the size of small islands.
I got my wife a Graeter's ice cream cake for her birthday and it might have saved our marriage. 
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 08, 2012 02:37 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: Just sayin' at January 08, 2012 02:38 PM (/MuFf)
If you're ever in the ice cream aisle and you see Greeters staring back at you... heaven in your mouth.
I don't know who that girl was...but God bless her.
Posted by: Greeter who wandered into the Ice Cream Aisle at WalMart at January 08, 2012 02:39 PM (sGykg)
Great! They do that.
You won't be disappointed!! Swearsies!
The blueberry pie is one of my fav's but that may only be seasonal. And if he's a chocolate/peanut butter guy, you cannot go wrong with the Buckeye Blitz.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 08, 2012 02:40 PM (0ixU6)
Posted by: nikkolai at January 08, 2012 02:41 PM (pSsN0)
Heh. I can totally see how that would be possible!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 08, 2012 02:41 PM (0ixU6)
Posted by: I like Tomlin... at January 08, 2012 02:44 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2012 02:45 PM (i330i)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 08, 2012 02:45 PM (MyByM)
I got my wife a Graeter's ice cream cake for her birthday and it might have saved our marriage.
Did you save a bit for some *ahem* extracurricular activities?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 02:46 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: I like Tomlin... at January 08, 2012 02:46 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: JESUS at January 08, 2012 02:47 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2012 02:47 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2012 02:50 PM (OF1FH)
Posted by: Feelin' sorry for the Steelers at January 08, 2012 02:53 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 02:53 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 02:54 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: PugBoo at January 08, 2012 02:54 PM (Q5fHc)
Posted by: Feelin' sorry for the Steelers at January 08, 2012 02:55 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 08, 2012 02:55 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 08, 2012 02:55 PM (MUEXW)
That was a fumble and there should have been no whistle on a fumbled lateral.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 02:56 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Feelin' sorry for the Steelers at January 08, 2012 02:57 PM (/MuFf)
pitt never should have had this drive after the bad call on the backward pass, I say devil refs.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2012 02:57 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2012 02:58 PM (i330i)
Posted by: Feelin' sorry for the Steelers at January 08, 2012 02:58 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 08, 2012 02:59 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: Ronster at January 08, 2012 02:59 PM (JGYCE)
Well, of course . . . And, truth be told, all they're fighting for today is the chance to have their asses handed to 'em by TFB and my boys in Foxboro next weekend.
Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2012 03:00 PM (OF1FH)
Let thy riots include casseroles, and topless women.
And meatloaf. Don't forget the meatloaf.
It's our trademark.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 03:00 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Suddenly NOT Feelin' sorry for the Steelers at January 08, 2012 03:00 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 08, 2012 03:00 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 03:02 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: rockhead at January 08, 2012 03:03 PM (ZMHGo)
Posted by: Suddenly NOT Feelin' sorry for the Steelers at January 08, 2012 03:03 PM (/MuFf)
Now bordering on a regularly scheduled joke/scandal.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 03:03 PM (HBqDo)
So is this really Kneeler Station vs Steeler Nation, or not?
Posted by: comatus at January 08, 2012 03:04 PM (ySTXt)
Refs you will not see me at the pancake social.
Posted by: Steelers at January 08, 2012 03:05 PM (PddVe)
The game is better if you just watch it on mute.
Posted by: Phil Simms at January 08, 2012 03:05 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 03:06 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Suddenly NOT Feelin' sorry for the Steelers at January 08, 2012 03:06 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2012 03:08 PM (i330i)
Ref penatly huddle.
"OK guys. We are being a little obvious. This one goes Denver's way but if they get in field goal range just start making shit up. Don't worry. that Tebow kid can't run."
Posted by: PugBoo at January 08, 2012 03:08 PM (Q5fHc)
Posted by: Suddenly NOT Feelin' sorry for the Steelers at January 08, 2012 03:08 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 03:08 PM (d0Tfm)
I've loved the Steelers since I was a kid but just can't root for them with hi t the helm.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 03:09 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 08, 2012 03:10 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: JESUS at January 08, 2012 03:11 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: nikkolai at January 08, 2012 03:11 PM (pSsN0)
Posted by: Suddenly NOT Feelin' sorry for the Steelers at January 08, 2012 03:11 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 03:12 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Suddenly NOT Feelin' sorry for the Steelers at January 08, 2012 03:13 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Deety at January 08, 2012 03:14 PM (RvDoQ)
And, mason jars filled with .. stuff
Stewed peaches.
Screws and nuts of various sizes that I will never use. And I have a Rocky Mountain Oyster casserole recipe that is always a hit at riots. It is the bomb.
Posted by: PugBoo at January 08, 2012 03:14 PM (Q5fHc)
Posted by: nikkolai at January 08, 2012 03:15 PM (pSsN0)
Posted by: Suddenly NOT Feelin' sorry for the Steelers at January 08, 2012 03:15 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 03:16 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: rightlysouthern at January 08, 2012 03:19 PM (EP6th)
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 03:19 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: PugBoo at January 08, 2012 03:19 PM (Q5fHc)
Posted by: Suddenly NOT Feelin' sorry for the Steelers at January 08, 2012 03:19 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: nikkolai at January 08, 2012 03:20 PM (pSsN0)
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 07:19 PM (HBqDo)
Can't I do both?
Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2012 03:21 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 08, 2012 03:21 PM (QQAJP)
Posted by: Suddenly NOT Feelin' sorry for the Steelers at January 08, 2012 03:22 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 03:23 PM (PddVe)
Denver's D had better tighten up PDQ.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 03:23 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Suddenly NOT Feelin' sorry for the Steelers at January 08, 2012 03:23 PM (/MuFf)
If Tebow is within 7 with 2 mins or less to go, all bets are off.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2012 03:24 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know his nic at January 08, 2012 03:24 PM (Onw8c)
>>Can't I do both?
Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2012 07:21 PM (X6akg)
That was you with both hands over your head?
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 03:24 PM (HBqDo)
With all the awards he won while at Florida it's surprising he had time to do anything except accept attend awards ceremonies.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 03:25 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Suddenly NOT Feelin' sorry for the Steelers at January 08, 2012 03:25 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2012 03:25 PM (i330i)
I'm rooting for Denver. The fact that they may beat BR just makes a win that much sweeter.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 03:26 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 03:26 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Suddenly NOT Feelin' sorry for the Steelers at January 08, 2012 03:27 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 03:29 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 08, 2012 03:29 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 03:29 PM (PddVe)
That was you with both hands over your head?
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 07:24 PM (HBqDo)
Yep.
Damnit....I just got that stupid Windows security virus. F*ck!
Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2012 03:29 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 03:30 PM (nj1bB)
Yep.
Damnit....I just got that stupid Windows security virus. F*ck!
Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2012 07:29 PM (X6akg)
Just restore and it goes away, you may have to type restore into the search
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 03:31 PM (MtwBb)
That commercial always makes me laugh
Me too, the look on his face at the end is priceless.
And dayum, Keisler looks like Grizzly Adams.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 03:31 PM (d0Tfm)
Wait, why am I complaining about those sweater puppies being bumped. Never mind.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 03:32 PM (Gk3SS)
Just restore and it goes away, you may have to type restore into the search
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 07:31 PM (MtwBb)
Right after I typed that, my Webroot Spysweeper got it.
Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2012 03:32 PM (X6akg)
508 I had that last week. Let me give you the link to the directions that work.
Here: http://www. bleepingcomputer.com/ virus-removal/remove-win-7-internet-security- 2011
Close the spaces in the link
Posted by: dagny at January 08, 2012 03:32 PM (TCgts)
Posted by: Just curious... at January 08, 2012 03:32 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know his nic at January 08, 2012 03:32 PM (Onw8c)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2012 03:33 PM (Gc/Qi)
Thanks, Pappa John's!
50% off reg menu prices for online orders the day after a Texans playoff win.
Nom nom nom
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 03:33 PM (4q5tP)
You need to restart in safe mode and scan from there. Then restore.
It is a nasty ass bastard of a bug.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 03:33 PM (piMMO)
Close the spaces in the link
Posted by: dagny at January 08, 2012 07:32 PM (TCgts)
Thanks dagny but my security software got it.
I've used bleepingcomputer many times. Good site.
Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2012 03:34 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 08, 2012 03:34 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 03:35 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Just curious... at January 08, 2012 07:32 PM (/MuFf)
I use the small ribbon to save on ink.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 03:35 PM (HBqDo)
I got that little fucker three times over the Holidays. It got past McAfee and Avast.
Shit. TO. No point challenging it. It came out when his knee was about three inches above the ground.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 03:35 PM (d0Tfm)
Thanks, Pappa John's!
50% off reg menu prices for online orders the day after a Texans playoff win.
If it came with a bottle of pepto and a double
roll of 2-Ply, I might consider it.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 03:35 PM (U583q)
Waste of a time out that they could use later.
Posted by: rockhead at January 08, 2012 03:36 PM (ZMHGo)
Posted by: JESUS at January 08, 2012 03:36 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know his nic at January 08, 2012 03:37 PM (Onw8c)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 07:35 PM (nj1bB)
I'd order a pizza, call them back and tell them to eat shit.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 03:37 PM (U583q)
Posted by: toby928© at January 08, 2012 03:37 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Ex-Boulderite at January 08, 2012 03:37 PM (/MuFf)
He looks like a Civil War general. (Excuse me, a "War of Northern Aggression" general.)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 08, 2012 03:37 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 08, 2012 03:38 PM (QQAJP)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 03:38 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2012 03:38 PM (Gc/Qi)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 08, 2012 03:39 PM (QQAJP)
With these refs you're bound to run out of challenges sooner or later.
Denver can't cover but they make up for it by not tackling either.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 03:39 PM (PddVe)
It is a nasty ass bastard of a bug.
It renames itself, too.
MS has a downloadable virus scanner that got rid of it for me. Only good for ten days, they update it regularly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 03:40 PM (d0Tfm)
Those Chinese chickens are flown in in formation from Beijing.
And birds get a low priority while waiting for a runway at La Guardia.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 03:40 PM (HBqDo)
538 Don't order from WingZone. It is now two and a half hours since I ordered. First order, completely botched (someone who doesn't speak English took the order, of course).
Now, an hour and a half after that, they can't say when the replacement is coming.
---------
Jees doo-een de jabs youse gringos dunt doo.
Think of all the payroll cash the owner is saving...
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 03:40 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 08, 2012 03:42 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 03:42 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2012 03:43 PM (i330i)
Imma tell you, there WILL be a big Lutheran riot in Dtown if the refs win this game.
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know his nic at January 08, 2012 03:44 PM (Onw8c)
Posted by: Still too much time left at January 08, 2012 03:44 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Red Shirt at January 08, 2012 03:44 PM (FIDMq)
Swear to God, that drives me nuts. Wrapping up when you tackle is not exactly an obscure technique.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 03:44 PM (Gk3SS)
Come on Tebow, you should have had that pick.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 03:44 PM (PddVe)
Don't they teach tackling in the NFL anymore?
As much as the NBA teaches making free throws, passing, not travelling, ...
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 03:44 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Red Shirt at January 08, 2012 03:46 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 03:47 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: Barry O at January 08, 2012 07:45 PM (I2LwF)
We're with ya, brother.
Posted by: Ghosts of the Oilers Luv Ya Blue era at January 08, 2012 03:47 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2012 03:47 PM (Gc/Qi)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 07:44 PM (Gk3SS)
I think one of the new concessions in the CBA are less practice days in pads and it shows.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 03:47 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Derpman at January 08, 2012 07:45 PM (FRJUJ)
They are rushing 3 people against a gimp quarterback. It's like they don't want to win.
It's up to Tebow now.
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 03:47 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 07:44 PM (Gk3SS)
It's because wrapping up doesn't get you on SportsCenter - big hits do. ESPN is so responsible for the state of sports
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 08, 2012 03:48 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 08, 2012 03:48 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Still too much time left at January 08, 2012 03:48 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 03:48 PM (d0Tfm)
I never even thought of that. Between that and the ESPNification of sports, that does explain it.
It's not wrong of me to want BR's ankle to get Theismann'd right?
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 03:49 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 03:49 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2012 03:50 PM (jucos)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 07:49 PM (PddVe)
Not if they rush 3 and give the Rat enough time to make dinner reservations. I can't beleive this. Come on Denver this is the playoffs.
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 03:51 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Truman North at January 08, 2012 03:51 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2012 03:51 PM (Gc/Qi)
Say they kick a FG with 1:00 or so left. You trust this defense to hold Pitt?
After that last series and TD by Rapelisburger, I guess not.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 03:51 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 07:49 PM (Gk3SS)
The neck would prolly keep him out longer. But neither would hurt me here on the couch.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 03:51 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Still too much time left at January 08, 2012 03:52 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 03:52 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2012 03:52 PM (jucos)
That's at least two blatant ones that haven't been called.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 03:52 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Red Shirt at January 08, 2012 03:53 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know his nic at January 08, 2012 03:53 PM (Onw8c)
Posted by: toby928© at January 08, 2012 03:53 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Still too much time left at January 08, 2012 03:54 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 08, 2012 03:54 PM (QcFbt)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 07:49 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 07:51 PM (HBqDo)
You know, people vilify Vick for what he did, and rightly so. But this fucking guy raped a woman and gave her a couple mil to drop the charges. crickets....
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 08, 2012 03:54 PM (AxHOT)
toby's right, you have to go for an Oscar to get it.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 03:54 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Deety at January 08, 2012 03:55 PM (RvDoQ)
Posted by: Red Shirt at January 08, 2012 03:55 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Still too much time left at January 08, 2012 03:55 PM (/MuFf)
Pittsburgh is going to win. Field goal with no time on the clock. Maybe Suisam will find his inner Redskin and CHOKE
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2012 03:56 PM (jucos)
Did you call Dominos to complain or just sit at home and bitch about it?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 03:56 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Still too much time left at January 08, 2012 03:57 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 08, 2012 03:57 PM (QQAJP)
Posted by: toby928© at January 08, 2012 03:58 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Deety at January 08, 2012 07:55 PM (RvDoQ)
Easy solution- kill him first
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 08, 2012 03:58 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 08, 2012 03:59 PM (QcFbt)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 03:59 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 03:59 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2012 04:00 PM (jucos)
Posted by: alexthedude at January 08, 2012 04:00 PM (0+B+X)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 07:59 PM (Gk3SS)
Cant win by field goal, other team gets a chance, but if either team scores a touchdown, game over
Posted by: Red Shirt at January 08, 2012 04:00 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 04:00 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 08, 2012 04:00 PM (QQAJP)
Lighten up Francis. I was teasing you.
I had a shitty experience with them recently.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:00 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: comatus at January 08, 2012 04:00 PM (ySTXt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 04:01 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2012 04:01 PM (Gc/Qi)
No, I think it's that if the team that wins the coin toss hits a FG, the other side gets a chance to get a TD to win. If the first team gets a TD, then that team wins.
I think.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 04:01 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2012 04:02 PM (i330i)
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 04:02 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: JESUS at January 08, 2012 04:03 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: Still too much time left at January 08, 2012 04:03 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 04:03 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2012 04:04 PM (i330i)
Posted by: Truman North at January 08, 2012 04:04 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2012 04:04 PM (uIz80)
Well, at least now it isn't a fight to gain only half the field and a quickie cop-out..
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:04 PM (piMMO)
I would have only asked for one dollar back but I live way the eff out where there is no delivery unless we meet them half way. Tonight I put 4 cornish hens into the christmas turkey fryer. O.M.F.G. Orgasmic delicious bird, and nobody to tip.
Posted by: Bob Undead Saget at January 08, 2012 04:05 PM (dBvlk)
The new rules are an improvement, but I prefer the college rules as well.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:05 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 04:05 PM (Gk3SS)
the kick would have to be so low, it's almost like a line drive so there's a big opportunity for a pick 6
Posted by: chemjeff-Go Steelers at January 08, 2012 08:02 PM (7FadD)
That and it is Shaun Suisham.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2012 04:05 PM (jucos)
Yeah, we could beat both of these teams. At once, on the same field. Suckahs.
Posted by: Tom Fuckin' Brady at January 08, 2012 04:05 PM (OF1FH)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2012 04:06 PM (Gc/Qi)
Posted by: S Daniel at January 08, 2012 04:06 PM (fM4AU)
Actually, the college system, but start farther out. Maybe take turns from the 40.
But in the regular season, ties are fine.
Posted by: Truman North at January 08, 2012 04:06 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 08:05 PM (PddVe)
Sans cups. see who really has the balls
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 08, 2012 04:06 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: Ron Paul! at January 08, 2012 04:06 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:06 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Deety at January 08, 2012 04:07 PM (RvDoQ)
Posted by: Truman North at January 08, 2012 08:04 PM (I2LwF)
Nah, they ought to do like they do in baseball. Play until someone wins at the end of a quarter, no special rules.
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 04:07 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 04:07 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 04:07 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 08, 2012 04:07 PM (QQAJP)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2012 04:08 PM (Gc/Qi)
Posted by: How Ill? Jong-Il! at January 08, 2012 04:08 PM (azwm2)
Posted by: Spurwing comatus at January 08, 2012 04:08 PM (ySTXt)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at January 08, 2012 08:07 PM (qjUnn)
The owner's team that never touched the ball in OT last playoffs got it started I think
Posted by: Red Shirt at January 08, 2012 04:08 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Jesus at January 08, 2012 04:08 PM (QQAJP)
Posted by: Truman North at January 08, 2012 04:08 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Jesus at January 08, 2012 04:08 PM (jucos)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 04:09 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Still too much time left at January 08, 2012 04:09 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:09 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 08, 2012 04:09 PM (y+LPw)
Posted by: Truman North at January 08, 2012 04:10 PM (I2LwF)
Remember Tim Tebow is a crappy quarterback and could never be in the NFL. Its not like he could ever pull off an 80 yard touchdown pass.
Let's Riot!!
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2012 04:10 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: JESUS at January 08, 2012 04:10 PM (Sh42X)
Wow do we get burn down Bill Mahr's house down when we riot?
Posted by: Spad13 at January 08, 2012 04:10 PM (ctvKN)
Posted by: Truman North at January 08, 2012 08:10 PM (I2LwF)
Yup. Me, too. Bring it on.
Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2012 04:10 PM (OF1FH)
Posted by: leftydouchenozzle in Denver at January 08, 2012 04:11 PM (U583q)
Posted by: MostlyRight at January 08, 2012 04:11 PM (ZG8Ti)
Posted by: The mall cop movie dude at January 08, 2012 04:11 PM (bcmD0)
Posted by: Awful McNasty's boxers at January 08, 2012 04:12 PM (SiOVz)
Posted by: How Ill? Jong-Il! at January 08, 2012 04:12 PM (azwm2)
Posted by: huerfano at January 08, 2012 04:12 PM (lXi+d)
I wouldn't go that far. That is still one of my all-time favorite football memories.
He just added a new one.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:12 PM (piMMO)
The Broncos may not go any further, but, hey, what a year it has been.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Tebow at January 08, 2012 04:13 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Rick in MB at January 08, 2012 04:13 PM (2ocJB)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:13 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 04:13 PM (Gk3SS)
Elijah, Moses, JC, Tebow. May the force be with you.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 04:14 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 08, 2012 04:14 PM (KHWIF)
Posted by: Ted K. at January 08, 2012 04:14 PM (s2gMT)
Just keep bowing you head in the toilet temple.You'll be alright, and get all the crap you need.
Posted by: S Daniel at January 08, 2012 04:14 PM (fM4AU)
You know the morons are going to demand proof, don't you?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:14 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Allah at January 08, 2012 04:14 PM (QQAJP)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 08, 2012 04:14 PM (nZWf5)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 08, 2012 04:15 PM (KHWIF)
Posted by: delirious Presbyterian at January 08, 2012 04:15 PM (TSJ+h)
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2012 04:15 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Mindy at January 08, 2012 04:15 PM (5zqVC)
Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 08, 2012 04:16 PM (y+LPw)
This means that Perry's gonna come back, too!!!!111!!!!!eleventy!!1!
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 04:16 PM (smvTK)
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know his nic at January 08, 2012 04:16 PM (Onw8c)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 08, 2012 04:16 PM (4Hdfr)
Posted by: Willis McGahee at January 08, 2012 04:16 PM (n4nIL)
Tebow? yay nice job. 60 minutes is next. bye
disappointed much?
Posted by: The mall cop movie dude at January 08, 2012 04:16 PM (bcmD0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 04:16 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: JESUS at January 08, 2012 08:10 PM (Sh42X)
Yes. You will indeed get that original autograph from Ted Kennedy. And Joe Francis too.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:17 PM (piMMO)
The Broncos may not go any further, but, hey, what a year it has been.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Tebow at January 08, 2012 08:13 PM (baL2B)
--You cheered for the 'Noles? When? I knew a couple when I was there.
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2012 04:17 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 04:17 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: The Ghosts of Mile High Stadium at January 08, 2012 04:17 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: Ronster at January 08, 2012 04:17 PM (JGYCE)
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 04:17 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Evangelical Charicature at January 08, 2012 04:17 PM (PaKGX)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 08, 2012 04:18 PM (kvDix)
Posted by: Palerider at January 08, 2012 04:18 PM (vL0Nv)
Posted by: mpfs at January 08, 2012 04:18 PM (ncJKv)
Posted by: Lt. Col. raykon, reporting for duty at January 08, 2012 04:18 PM (P1nni)
I gotta tell ya Timmy, after Pitt tied it up, I lost a little faith there. But hey, you learned how to throw.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2012 04:19 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 04:19 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:19 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2012 08:18 PM (Ybl9g)
--Ditto.
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2012 04:20 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: John Elway at January 08, 2012 04:20 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: GGE, Steelers Fan at January 08, 2012 04:20 PM (jcBae)
Posted by: TendStl at January 08, 2012 04:20 PM (n4nIL)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 04:20 PM (PddVe)
HAAA!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:20 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Touchdown Jesus at January 08, 2012 04:20 PM (sb3kT)
I hope she's in a bar somewhere yelling her lungs out.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:21 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 08, 2012 04:21 PM (oxgwp)
Posted by: mpfs at January 08, 2012 04:21 PM (ncJKv)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 08:20 PM (PddVe)
Oh, Jeez......
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 04:21 PM (smvTK)
brb, going to Kroger's to get one bananna, 20 grapes, and 3 boxes each of orange and lime jello. Should serve 60 people for rioting!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 04:22 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Steelers Fan at January 08, 2012 04:22 PM (mNuaH)
Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at January 08, 2012 04:23 PM (Fjl75)
Posted by: Rick Perry at January 08, 2012 04:23 PM (KI/Ch)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:23 PM (piMMO)
Here. I'll watch the brisket. No, no thanks needed caring giver and all that.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 04:23 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2012 04:24 PM (jucos)
I think there is a mosque somewhere about 15 hour drive away, almost too far to drive, but by gum we Christians have to go crazy and start the riots!
Posted by: David Kramer at January 08, 2012 04:24 PM (OkW7e)
brb, going to Kroger's to get one bananna, 20 grapes, and 3 boxes each of orange and lime jello. Should serve 60 people for rioting!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 08:22 PM (4q5tP)
One jug of wine and one loaf of bread is traditional for such occasions, isn't it? I mean occasions like this, anyway . . . (And actually, I'm both a Broncos and a Tebow fan, and it took me about two minutes to stop laughing semi-hysterically after THE PLAY.)
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 04:24 PM (smvTK)
This is the first time I've found myself opposed to my own children like this. They've swallowed ESPNs shit.
I'm VINDICATED!
Mama WINS!
Posted by: dagny at January 08, 2012 04:25 PM (TCgts)
Really?!
Sweeeet!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:25 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: David Kramer at January 08, 2012 04:25 PM (OkW7e)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 08, 2012 04:26 PM (SAMxH)
That's FIVE loaves, TWO fishes. You're thinking Omar Khayyam.
Posted by: comatus at January 08, 2012 04:27 PM (ySTXt)
Does it seem that, in some small way, they've turned a corner?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:27 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 04:28 PM (smvTK)
Posted by: mpfs at January 08, 2012 04:28 PM (ncJKv)
1) Get drafted in the first round: check.
2) Start: check.
3) Throw winning pass in playoff game: check.
4) Cure herpetic lesion on lip: pending.
Posted by: Tim Tebow's prayer list at January 08, 2012 04:28 PM (WE2w3)
brb, going to Kroger's to get one bananna, 20 grapes, and 3 boxes each of orange and lime jello. Should serve 60 people for rioting!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 08:22 PM (4q5tP)
Ah, yes, right. Got caught up in the moment, just there.
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 04:29 PM (smvTK)
Posted by: Adrian at January 08, 2012 04:29 PM (PY4xx)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Tebow at January 08, 2012 04:29 PM (baL2B)
Goodnight folks.
Posted by: David Kramer at January 08, 2012 04:29 PM (OkW7e)
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2012 04:29 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2012 04:29 PM (hiMsy)
Does it seem that, in some small way, they've turned a corner?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 08:27 PM (piMMO)
No, it means you forgot to change the channel . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 04:29 PM (smvTK)
brb, going to Kroger's to get one bananna, 20 grapes, and 3 boxes each of orange and lime jello. Should serve 60 people for rioting!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 08:22 PM (4q5tP)
One jug of wine and one loaf of bread is traditional for such occasions, isn't it? I mean occasions like this, anyway . . . (And actually, I'm both a Broncos and a Tebow fan, and it took me about two minutes to stop laughing semi-hysterically after THE PLAY.)
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 08:24 PM (smvTK)
This is the tradational Lutheran Basement Women's celebratory jubilee dessert. Handed down from my beloved Grandmother.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 04:30 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Still too much time left at January 08, 2012 04:30 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Adrian at January 08, 2012 04:30 PM (PY4xx)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2012 04:31 PM (i330i)
Posted by: Still too much time left at January 08, 2012 08:09 PM (/MuFf)
GTFO, I already did that!
Posted by: Obarky our saviour in chief at January 08, 2012 04:31 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: AE at January 08, 2012 04:31 PM (uPnRS)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 08, 2012 04:31 PM (1zwZo)
That would be awesome.
Posted by: mama winger at January 08, 2012 04:31 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Bill Maher at January 08, 2012 04:31 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: Adrian at January 08, 2012 08:29 PM (PY4xx)
But Yahoo's front page has "Tim Tebow works Magic in Overtime Win"
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2012 04:32 PM (GULKT)
Count,
Get mini marshmallows for the jello or I'll kick your ass!
Posted by: mpfs at January 08, 2012 08:28 PM (ncJKv)
Check. Knew I was forgetting something.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 04:32 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: soothie at January 08, 2012 04:32 PM (GcwH1)
This is my first Christian riot.. so I am not sure what to do.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at January 08, 2012 08:28 PM (qjUnn)
I think we burn the fags and kick down the mosques, break for casserole church coffee and jello, and then just generally riot after break.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2012 04:32 PM (jucos)
Okay, now I have a reason to riot. I have Time Warner and thus no NFL network.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 04:32 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at January 08, 2012 04:33 PM (vQfJ3)
Posted by: Greg at January 08, 2012 04:33 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 08:30 PM (nj1bB)
That's because he's not breathing. Bwahahahah!
Posted by: God at January 08, 2012 04:33 PM (X6akg)
This is the tradational Lutheran Basement Women's celebratory jubilee dessert. Handed down from my beloved Grandmother.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 08:30 PM (4q5tP)
Ah yes, after the hot dishes and coffee . . . and white cake with white frosting, naturally . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 04:33 PM (smvTK)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2012 04:33 PM (i330i)
Posted by: Forgot to breath at January 08, 2012 04:33 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Ted K. at January 08, 2012 04:34 PM (s2gMT)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at January 08, 2012 04:34 PM (vQfJ3)
Posted by: Forgot to breath at January 08, 2012 04:35 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: Greg at January 08, 2012 04:35 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 04:35 PM (Gk3SS)
"Because of Tim Tebow's recent struggles, should the Broncos consider playing backup QB Brady Quinn against the Steelers?"
By all means, step out to LoDo and ask some of the revelers that question right now.
Posted by: never so pleased to be a Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 08, 2012 04:35 PM (QQAJP)
Ah yes, after the hot dishes and coffee . . . and white cake with white frosting, naturally . . .
And diluted Hi-C red punch for the young 'uns.
Posted by: mama winger at January 08, 2012 04:35 PM (P6QsQ)
It's not worship, you prick, and if you can't tell the difference you're a soulless idiot.
Heh. And I guarantee you it isn't limited to Americans.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:35 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Adrian at January 08, 2012 08:29 PM (PY4xx)
But Yahoo's front page has "Tim Tebow works Magic in Overtime Win"
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2012 08:32 PM (GULKT)
You're right; sorry!
Posted by: Adrian at January 08, 2012 04:36 PM (PY4xx)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2012 04:36 PM (i330i)
No, it's called appreciated a testimonial. Sorta of how you queers clap and say, "You go girl!" to trannies when they stay off the crack.
Posted by: dagny at January 08, 2012 04:36 PM (TCgts)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 08, 2012 04:36 PM (nZWf5)
Posted by: Brady Quinn at January 08, 2012 04:36 PM (PddVe)
Post - game crew on (some alphabet) channel I was watching was actually pretty funny: moderator rhetorically asked the question "Can Tebow do it again next week?", and in response the whole panel did the Te-bow a la Rodin's "The Thinker".
Hey, it's okay to mention dead French sculptors here in a football context, right?
Posted by: sherlock at January 08, 2012 04:37 PM (8ra42)
Completely off topic: Is our Allen G. the writer of the new Dedicated Tenther blog that Ben linked to last week?
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 08, 2012 04:37 PM (1zwZo)
As long as you know it's racist.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 04:37 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: CAC at January 08, 2012 04:37 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: Greg at January 08, 2012 04:37 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2012 04:38 PM (i330i)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 08:35 PM (Gk3SS)
Yum, yum, yummy
Posted by: dagny at January 08, 2012 04:38 PM (TCgts)
No one has mentioned Graham crackers; do they not do those any more?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 04:38 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Reed at January 08, 2012 04:38 PM (poJom)
Tim Tebow has turned 5 loaves of bread into 500 loaves of crow and he will be serving all week.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 08, 2012 04:38 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: Greg at January 08, 2012 04:38 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 04:39 PM (smvTK)
Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease (repeat)
Posted by: rabidfox at January 08, 2012 04:39 PM (MaTp6)
Okay, now I'm out. Have fun, Morons and Moronettes!
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at January 08, 2012 04:39 PM (vQfJ3)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2012 04:39 PM (i330i)
, is you can party hard in LoDo to celebrate and still be in bed by 11 and up for work tomorrow. With hellish good beer on tap.Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 04:39 PM (PddVe)
I'm sure you mean that sincerely Greg, The good news is , you yourself can assist the Tebow Foundation in building their children's hospital in the Phillipines, or contribute to their all-ready established Children's orphanage, Since you are concerned. For the children.
I can provide you the link for contributions if you desire. Let me know.
Posted by: mama winger at January 08, 2012 04:40 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2012 04:41 PM (i330i)
Oh my! You're retort is sooo much better than mine
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:41 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 04:41 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2012 04:41 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: mama winger at January 08, 2012 08:40 PM (P6QsQ)
Oh snap!
Posted by: God at January 08, 2012 04:41 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Greg at January 08, 2012 08:35 PM (2Y56z)
http://tinyurl.com/d766ojl
STFU and donate, twit. 93 cents per dollar go to the goals.
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 08, 2012 04:41 PM (Qxe/p)
raises hand from behind the coffee pot.
Posted by: mama winger at January 08, 2012 04:41 PM (P6QsQ)
Yup.
And once again Tebow is being gracious and charming and completely adorable.
Now if only he would realize that attempting to emulate Hugh Jackman's facial hair in Wolverine is not an optimal life choice.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 04:41 PM (Gk3SS)
Best part of Mountain Time
60 Minutes doesn't air 'til 7 so we get the local lockerroom coverage.
Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 08, 2012 04:41 PM (oxgwp)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 08, 2012 04:41 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: mpfs at January 08, 2012 04:42 PM (ncJKv)
Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2012 04:42 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 04:42 PM (loM0R)
I am skiing in CO in two weeks (if there is snow) and am going to be on constant Tebow alert in the Denver airport and elsewhere. If I see him, girls, I will let you know.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Tebow at January 08, 2012 04:42 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 04:43 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 08:39 PM (smvTK)
Our name is Legion, for we are many. Or something. Have a Vanilla Wafer?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 04:43 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 08, 2012 04:43 PM (O7ksG)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2012 08:40 PM (JYheX)
Their owner is, obammy made him ambassader to Ireland. I'd say Fuck the Irish but I really don't mean that, well maybe alittle. Sorry Grandma.
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 04:43 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 04:43 PM (Gk3SS)
Why? They could start a football league.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2012 04:44 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 04:44 PM (loM0R)
Puhleeze!
He'll make gazillions on the lecture circuit!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:44 PM (piMMO)
raises hand from behind the coffee pot.
Native born Assembly of God here, but we share the common bond of Funeral Potatoes with our Lutheran Brothers and Sisters.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 04:44 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: mama winger at January 08, 2012 04:44 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 04:44 PM (niZvt)
Aren't you glad it was neither either or, in your case?
Posted by: S Daniel at January 08, 2012 04:45 PM (fM4AU)
Posted by: dagny at January 08, 2012 04:45 PM (TCgts)
Posted by: mama winger at January 08, 2012 04:45 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2012 08:29 PM (hiMsy) "
I want Denver to win the Super Bowl if they make it, why just because it might make the libs piss their pants, cry and bitch. Honestly who cares if he bows on the sidelines, players have been giving short prayers on the field forever, so what!
Posted by: Africanus at January 08, 2012 04:45 PM (hO2Up)
I just got my first riot victim, I gave that lib a muffin, but it had no blueberries, man is he gonna be bummed.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2012 04:46 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 04:46 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: mpfs at January 08, 2012 04:46 PM (ncJKv)
Posted by: Palerider at January 08, 2012 04:46 PM (vL0Nv)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Tebow at January 08, 2012 08:42 PM (baL2B)
My sister owns a phamacy int Telluride, they have more snow than anyone right now. If you go there tell here hi. I
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 04:46 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Forgot to breath at January 08, 2012 04:46 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 04:47 PM (Gk3SS)
(If you have to ask--or Google/Wiki--you're not One of Us)
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 04:47 PM (smvTK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 04:47 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 08, 2012 04:47 PM (4Hdfr)
Thanks Alex, good to see a commenter getting his blog on, well-written stuff.
I love to see a troll hating on someone who is successful--just because he dares to live a life that is different from the troll's. Nevermind that, as was pointed out, Tebow does more for charity than 99% of the population at large, and probably more than 99% of rich people as well.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 08, 2012 04:48 PM (1zwZo)
Good thing.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 08:46 PM (piMMO)
Annnnnnd I'm back to a 3.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 04:48 PM (Gk3SS)
Everyone was in a meh state of mind at best. The US felt like it was on the decline, we had an asshole president who kept telling us what losers we were, the economy was in the tank, and the press actually invented a misery index.
Then the US Hockey Team started to win. And win. And that game against the Soviets had everyone glued to the tube. And when they won, with the shouts of "USA! USA!" it suddenly seemed that we were back, and that the Carter Years were nothing but a bad dream. And that is when I think voters started to look at Reagan and decided "Enough of this crap. Let's have a president who likes the country!"
And that is what happened.
So Tebow, in his faith and humility, reminds us that people CAN overcome bad things, with a bit of faith and character. And people will remember this and think, "We do not need any more of this Obama crap."
Hope Denver makes it to the Super Bowl. We need him here to counteract Madonna and Alec Baldwin.
Posted by: Miss Marple at January 08, 2012 04:48 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2012 04:48 PM (i330i)
Posted by: mpfs at January 08, 2012 04:48 PM (ncJKv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 04:49 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 04:49 PM (niZvt)
---------------------
And if you would smoke my pole your mother could catch her breath.
Now go be boring somewhere else.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 08, 2012 04:49 PM (WE2w3)
Posted by: mpfs at January 08, 2012 04:49 PM (ncJKv)
Posted by: breathless imaginary riot coverage at January 08, 2012 04:50 PM (TSJ+h)
Posted by: mpfs at January 08, 2012 08:48 PM (ncJKv)
Yeah, I caught that too. "Lotta players hurt on the Steelers team."
Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2012 04:50 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Gabriel Syme at January 08, 2012 04:50 PM (PaKGX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 04:50 PM (loM0R)
No kidding . . .
This is getting wierd.
Well, weirder.
I like it.
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 04:51 PM (smvTK)
The after game interview of TT on 212 shows just what a selfish dirtbag he is.
These Christianists are all like that. Or, so I am told.
/sarc/
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know his nic at January 08, 2012 04:51 PM (Onw8c)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 08:48 PM (Gk3SS)
You know these morons have no idea what you're talking about, right?
Posted by: dagny at January 08, 2012 04:51 PM (TCgts)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 08:47 PM (loM0R)
With butter and plenty of sugar?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2012 04:51 PM (jucos)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 04:51 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: mpfs at January 08, 2012 04:51 PM (ncJKv)
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 08:39 PM (smvTK)
Extremist Lutherans?
What do extremist Lutherans do... write threatening notes to Letters from Lake Woebegone?
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 08:44 PM (niZvt)
We do not speak of that place, nor its creator. Ever.
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 04:51 PM (smvTK)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 04:52 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 04:52 PM (loM0R)
Fixed!
Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at January 08, 2012 04:52 PM (HtUdo)
You know these morons have no idea what you're talking about, right?
Posted by: dagny at January 08, 2012 08:51 PM (TCgts)
I like to be mysterious like that.
I cannot get over BR's hat. Seriously.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 04:52 PM (Gk3SS)
And win. And that game against the Soviets had everyone glued to the tube. And when they won, with the shouts of "USA! USA!" it suddenly seemed that we were back, and that the Carter Years were nothing but a bad dream
I was at a Kinks concert that night. Ray Davies stopped the show and announced the win. Place went wild.
Big Ben--those hats will never be back in style. At least not with somebody your age.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 08, 2012 04:53 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 04:54 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Ben's Hat on TV now at January 08, 2012 04:54 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 08, 2012 04:54 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: Potato Bandit at January 08, 2012 04:55 PM (H15Ok)
Posted by: mpfs
Excuses for the Steelers? They played bad defense at times, and especially on the last play of the game when their weak safety cheated and ran up to the line to support an expected run. There was no one back in his lane and Tebow hit his wideout in stride.
What a bunch of crybabies. Say what you will about Tebow, he played a pretty good game, made some big pass plays, etc. If the Steelers were so superior they should have beaten the Broncos easily.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 08, 2012 04:56 PM (sJTmU)
With butter and plenty of sugar?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2012 08:51 PM (jucos)
Bingo!! The best way to eat lefsa although butter with a sugar/cinammon mix is pretty darn tasty.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 08, 2012 04:56 PM (WUWb9)
Posted by: Yack at January 08, 2012 04:56 PM (GIPAI)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2012 04:57 PM (hiMsy)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 08, 2012 08:54 PM (1zwZo)
That is why you are not at the heart of the Lutheran Pastorate Conspiracy (it really can't be a Caliphate, can it?)
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 04:57 PM (smvTK)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 08, 2012 04:57 PM (nZWf5)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 08, 2012 04:57 PM (Sh42X)
I watched that USA/Russia hockey game on a 2" screen on the Czech border while in the Amy, outside in 10 degree weather at 2AM in the snow.
And the broadcast was in German.
Didn't matter one little bit.
You might be onto something there Miss M.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 04:58 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 04:58 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Yack at January 08, 2012 04:59 PM (GIPAI)
Posted by: mpfs at January 08, 2012 04:59 PM (ncJKv)
Posted by: soothie at January 08, 2012 05:00 PM (8dspl)
Good thing.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 08:46 PM (piMMO)
Annnnnnd I'm back to a 3.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 08:48 PM (Gk3SS)
Wouldn't you want to be more of a 2 and a half? So you'd be inbetween them? 
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2012 05:00 PM (GULKT)
The game was tape delayed, but the announcers had a huge crowd behind them chanting "U. S. A! U. S. A!" They let on that something had happened.
The goalie, Jim Craig, blocked an incredible number of shots on goal in the last few minutes to save the win. Like an impenetrable force field in a hailstorm. Unbelievable.
That game just guaranteed the USA a medal. They had to beat an even more formidable Finland team to win the gold. Which they did.
Posted by: Looking Glass at January 08, 2012 05:00 PM (H7CX+)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2012 05:00 PM (jucos)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 05:00 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Forgot to breath at January 08, 2012 05:00 PM (/MuFf)
The electrical grid where Ace lives has been knocked out by a massive bombardment of Christmas tea.
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 08, 2012 05:00 PM (TSJ+h)
Posted by: mare at January 08, 2012 05:01 PM (A98Xu)
Hey that picture on Drudge... the Left (hand) Rules!!
Steelers prolly never figured out how that ball was just appearing from out of a different dimension like that.
ps. I am ambidextrous, but learned long ago to carefully specify that it doesn't mean I hit from either side of the plate.
Posted by: sherlock at January 08, 2012 05:01 PM (8ra42)
Hmmm. I shall have to ponder that. At length.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 05:01 PM (Gk3SS)
I'm a Tebow agnostic. People who love him love him way too much, and the haters hate him way too much, because both of them have silly non-football agendas.
That said, all the right people will be going insane, so I'm happy.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 08, 2012 05:01 PM (WE2w3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 05:01 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: new york times headline at January 08, 2012 05:02 PM (sHY5w)
Scorpio.
How was breakfast at the Harbor House?
Awesome!! It's a huga breakfast; I am still full. And you obviously don't miss much yourself!!!
Are you going to be on the overnight?
Naturellement!
By the way, the sweet roll was not being offered to you but you are welcome to one.
I don't recall asking for one, but thank you; I am actually holding out for hotdish.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 05:02 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: mama winger at January 08, 2012 05:03 PM (P6QsQ)
I will bet everyone who watched that hockey game remembered where they were when we won.
I am telling you, Tebow could actually make a difference in the electorate.
Don't you guys feel better seeing a good guy win? Don't you feel empowered knowing that Bill Maher will be dumbfounded and angry? Don't you feel that sometimes God really DOES look out for his people?
I just think this win (and subsequent ones) might matter in the larger scheme.
Posted by: Miss Marple at January 08, 2012 05:03 PM (GoIUi)
OH THE HUMANITY!!!
Posted by: S Daniel at January 08, 2012 05:03 PM (fM4AU)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 08, 2012 05:03 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 08, 2012 05:04 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: marybel at January 08, 2012 05:04 PM (TDe/C)
Squidbillies did one.
The original gator haters.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 05:04 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 08, 2012 05:04 PM (QQAJP)
Seriously, knowing that this will make Maher stomp his wee little feetsies makes it way better.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 05:04 PM (Gk3SS)
I just got my first riot victim, I gave that lib a muffin, but it had no blueberries, man is he gonna be bummed.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2012 08:46 PM (JYheX)
Just got mine too.
Lib asked me the time. I said it was 3:16.
Posted by: PugBoo at January 08, 2012 05:04 PM (Q5fHc)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 05:05 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: soothie at January 08, 2012 05:05 PM (LPRBM)
Posted by: Forgot to breath at January 08, 2012 05:05 PM (/MuFf)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 08, 2012 05:05 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 05:06 PM (loM0R)
They went at it in turns, at length, didn't even hint that they were talking about anyone's announcers, much less their fellow analysts, but the message was obviously received.
Chris Berman is a sports fan, first, foremost and maybe only. Tom Jackson is a stand up guy. Thank god for both of them.
Posted by: Looking Glass at January 08, 2012 05:06 PM (H7CX+)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 08, 2012 09:03 PM (Sh42X)
And by "shot" of course you mean "brought over a hot dish, probably with green beans and those weird french-fried onions on top."
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 05:06 PM (smvTK)
Oh, I grew up crazy enough Lutheran that my childhood pastor is on the bishop's council for CORD. And now, to bed.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 08, 2012 05:06 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: Merril Hoge at January 08, 2012 05:07 PM (Sh42X)
oh yeah, forgot to mention the pastor is a she, would have been relevant to that point...
thanks for the well wishes Boulder
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 08, 2012 05:08 PM (1zwZo)
I am telling you, Tebow could actually make a difference in the electorate.
From your keyboard to The Big Guy's bluetooth headset...
And please let it be Perry.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 05:08 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Potato Bandit at January 08, 2012 05:08 PM (H15Ok)
Posted by: Yack at January 08, 2012 05:08 PM (GIPAI)
Posted by: stillers at January 08, 2012 05:09 PM (JF+hQ)
You know these morons have no idea what you're talking about, right?
Posted by: dagny at January 08, 2012 08:51 PM (TCgts)
I like to be mysterious like that.
I cannot get over BR's hat. Seriously.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 08:52 PM (Gk3SS)
Thanks to Google, we do now.
And don't fret, atc, no matter where you are on the scale, you're pure awesome to us morons.
Posted by: Josef K. at January 08, 2012 05:09 PM (7+pP9)
Tom fuckin Waits would not put on that hat. And Sinatra will kick his ass. In Hell.
Posted by: comatus at January 08, 2012 05:09 PM (ySTXt)
Good God, I think Tebow's hands are bigger than my head.
It's getting really hard to concentrate............How, uh, big would you say they are.....?
Posted by: dagny at January 08, 2012 05:09 PM (TCgts)
Posted by: Yack at January 08, 2012 09:05 PM (GIPAI)
So, you believe the Bronco's are Gods team? Splain yourself, Loser Lucy....
Posted by: S Daniel at January 08, 2012 05:09 PM (fM4AU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 05:10 PM (loM0R)
Conservatives Admit Tebow Part Of The 1%
Posted by: new york times headline at January 08, 2012 05:10 PM (sHY5w)
I don't normally go from one ESPN to another to see how those poor talking jocks are taking the end of a game, but this was worthwhile. On BOTH channels, there was obvious shock that the Broncos won and Tebow, who should not be playing in the NFL, did so well. I mean, SHOCK to the point of mute yammer-mouths.
I love this and hope they go all the way to the Super Bowl vs Giants (I love Mannings as well, this is in my DNA from sitting at my Daddy's knee, so I would not really care who won).
Tebow is the real deal, as far as being a good guy; and good guys need to win sometimes against all odds (see: ABO vs Obama 2012 or David vs Goliath).
Miss Marple, yep, the USA winning vs Russia in the 1980 hockey game was quite possibly the most exciting tv sports show, ever. Doubt that can be repeated in my lifetime, but Timmy might do it. I had lost my voice watching that Olympic game,as well as most of my mind. It was great. Tonight, hearing the crowd yell for Thomas, then the increased roar after he scored was very cool, as was his slapping off the Steeler defensive guys like a mosquito. The stupido announcers said Thomas was from "Central Florida." I looked him up and he is a Georgia boy from Georgia Tech.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Tebow at January 08, 2012 05:10 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: robtr at January 08, 2012 09:09 PM (MtwBb)
That's not Tebow. That's a tsunami. RUN!!!!
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 05:10 PM (smvTK)
They also pointed out that the Denver guy who drafted both Tim Tebow and Demaryius Thomas is now with the Patriots. His first game with them will be next week when they play Denver, with Tebow and Thomas.
Whoever said earlier that the Denver-Pittsburgh game is the best one we'll see in the playoffs is echoing something I said to my brother before the OverTime even started.
Posted by: Looking Glass at January 08, 2012 05:10 PM (H7CX+)
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 05:12 PM (smvTK)
Cheese, parsley and paprika, please. With some Hi-C punch out of the lovely punchbowl!
My inlaws, though Catholic, are all from North Dakota and Minnesota.
The watchers themselves watching is surely another sign of the end of times.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 05:12 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: mama winger at January 08, 2012 05:12 PM (P6QsQ)
*blushes* awww thanks
FRS needs to put this back into heavy rotation.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 05:12 PM (Gk3SS)
Seriously. 3:16 is one of the most quoted bible verses.
316 is Tebows yards today.
Posted by: PugBoo at January 08, 2012 09:10 PM (Q5fHc)
Them damn Mayans know too much. Off 'em.
Posted by: S Daniel at January 08, 2012 05:12 PM (fM4AU)
This many:
In 2010, a new rule for the next NCAA football season, dubbed "The Tebow Rule" by media because it would have affected him, banned messages on eye paint. During his college football career, Tebow frequently wore references to biblical verses on his eye black. In the 2009 BCS Championship Game, he wore John 3:16 on his eye black and the verse became the highest-ranked Google search term over the next 24 hours, generating over 90 million searches. Additionally, later, when Tebow switched to another verse, there were 3.43 million searches of "Tim Tebow" and "Proverbs 3:5-6" together. Tebow stated of the searches "It just goes to show you the influence and the platform that you have as a student-athlete and as a quarterback at Florida".
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 05:12 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 05:13 PM (loM0R)
If He does I'm thinking about wearing a disguise for the next time, cuz if He spots me all bets are off.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2012 05:13 PM (HBqDo)
gonna riot through the neighborhood, driving 4 mph over my customary 5mph under the speed limit. YeeeeHaaaaawwww!!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 05:13 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: toby928© at January 08, 2012 05:14 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2012 05:15 PM (smvTK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 05:16 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: toby928© at January 08, 2012 05:16 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 05:17 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2012 05:19 PM (+Ko/z)
Posted by: mama winger at January 08, 2012 05:19 PM (P6QsQ)
I posted my favorite Tebow pic up-thread, but this is in the running as well.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 05:19 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 05:19 PM (loM0R)
No, it's a large community of Catholic French Canadiens. I believe the entire populations shares a grand total of three surnames. And they talk about hillbillies inbreeding.....when I did Thor's genealogy, it didn't take long, let me tell ya.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 05:20 PM (SsG4J)
I should have gone to the Go-Daddy Bowl. The weather is perfect tonight.
There's still the Senior Bowl. When is that, BTW?
I still have the mimeographed sheet of Steve Sloan's autograph from when they practiced at what was then UMS, where I went to elementary school.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 05:20 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Potato Bandit at January 08, 2012 05:20 PM (H15Ok)
I rioted by making spaghetti with ground Italian sausage and damn its good. Take that heathens!! I wonder what that silly rabbi that wrote the article about the rioting Christians if Tebow wins thinks? His next article should be a joy to behold.
I'm not nearly as bummed about the Steelers losing. I didn't expect them to go very far anyway.
Posted by: stillers at January 08, 2012 05:21 PM (JF+hQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 05:21 PM (loM0R)
They polka right in the basement, too, all while drinking and smoking. Thus my husband was conceived.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 05:21 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: zombie yogi berra at January 08, 2012 05:22 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 05:23 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2012 05:23 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Yack at January 08, 2012 05:24 PM (GIPAI)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 09:21 PM (SsG4J)
Don't even get me started on the dancing.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2012 05:24 PM (+Ko/z)
Fetal wastage. Who says that to a pregnant woman?
That if I carried to term, the baby would probably be brain damaged and have a terrible heart defect. I said no.
Staff Sergeant Fetal Wastage is on his third tour of duty right now, after graduating with honors.
Posted by: mama winger at January 08, 2012 05:24 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Forgot to breath at January 08, 2012 05:25 PM (/MuFf)
No, actually, being both Southern and redheaded, I am regarded as suspect, though still treated with utmost politeness. It was suggested I go help prepare for the riots, where it was implied I might put my volatile Southern emotions to good use.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 05:25 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: marybel at January 08, 2012 05:26 PM (TDe/C)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2012 09:19 PM (+Ko/z)
Fine, you heretic. We'll just have our own riot. Don't worry, though, you're still invited to St. Jude's Bazaar come August. Potato Pancakes. Halushki, Pierogi, Funnel Cakes, Kielbasa, Spaghetti and Chicken dinners, Clams and keg after keg of beer. Oh, and bingo for the seniors and a dunking tank for the kids - and the clergy.
And no one will make you smoke or drink. Eating, however, is a must.
Posted by: Josef K. at January 08, 2012 05:26 PM (7+pP9)
Staff Sergeant Fetal Wastage is on his third tour of duty right now, after graduating with honors.
My God.
God Bless.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 05:28 PM (piMMO)
I don't trust the catholics and do not think they should be invited to the riots. They smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol. They gamble and swear RIGHT IN THE CHURCH BASEMENT! I've seen it with my own eyes.
I'll bet you $20 you couldn't pick me out in a fucking contest.
Posted by: dagny at January 08, 2012 05:29 PM (TCgts)
Alexthechick, I think that hot tub cold tub sequence, where that man is rubbing Tebow's effing arms caused me to spontaneously..... break my marital vows.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 05:29 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 05:30 PM (loM0R)
I believe that really is what started all the Tebow-hate. When he and his mom made that pro-life commercial, and made public their very similar story.
Posted by: mama winger at January 08, 2012 05:31 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 05:31 PM (loM0R)
Unfolding sheets and towels? Mixing the laundry colors?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 05:31 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2012 05:32 PM (Lpdzt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 05:32 PM (piMMO)
He does tend to cause lust in the heart.
ONT up.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 08, 2012 05:32 PM (Gk3SS)
And no one will make you smoke or drink. Eating, however, is a must.
Posted by: Josef K. at January 08, 2012 09:26 PM (7+pP9)
True story. I was invited to a church event with my catholic friend when I was about 10. I had my eyes opened that night. I was shocked. Methodists just aren't used to such things. Church basement bingo. Priests were running around drinking beer and the swearing was epic. Cigarette smoke was thick as most everyone over the age of 13 was smoking. Like I said.... I was in shock. I went home and told my mother immediately after leaving. I think she burned my clothes as they were unsalvagable with "bar" smells.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2012 05:32 PM (+Ko/z)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 05:33 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 09:31 PM (piMMO)
I think they go door to door soliciting donations for Tebow's charities. If people refuse, they get their cars washed. That'll teach them!
Posted by: Josef K. at January 08, 2012 05:33 PM (7+pP9)
I'll bet you $20 you couldn't pick me out in a fucking contest.
Posted by: dagny at January 08, 2012 09:29 PM (TCgts)
Are there actually contests like that?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2012 05:34 PM (+Ko/z)
Good grief, a large crowd just passed by waving palm fronds and singing Nearer My God To Thee.
I'm calling 911...
Posted by: Meremortal at January 08, 2012 05:34 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 05:35 PM (loM0R)
Give my regards to Mrs Yankee! See ya in the ONT.....
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 05:36 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: marybel at January 08, 2012 05:36 PM (TDe/C)
Posted by: Jose at January 08, 2012 05:36 PM (srIqv)
I believe that really is what started all the Tebow-hate. When he and his mom made that pro-life commercial, and made public their very similar story.
IIRC, it was there already, just due to the fact that he and his whole family are unabashed Christians. That did rachet up teh h8, tho'.
There's a young lady at the heart clinic that I go to whose family is friends with the Tebow family. She says they're the real deal and the nicest people you'd ever want to meet.
She's honest and I trust her, so that's all I need to hear. Been pulling for him ever since.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 05:36 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 05:40 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2012 05:41 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 05:47 PM (j+Izh)
Gotta go now. See you on the ONT. Thanks for all the fish.
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know his nic at January 08, 2012 05:47 PM (Onw8c)
He loves his dad and offers familial support, He knows we're in no real danger of his actually being POTUS.
I know there's a great deal of love for Marco Rubio, and he's my senator, so I adore him too. BUT, how is it that there was nothing posted here about Rand single-handedly knocking down an attempt by Rubio to create unanimous consent around a vote to support Georgia's NATO membership?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2012 05:47 PM (piMMO)
Are fucking contests still judged on the 10 point must system?
Posted by: toby928© at January 08, 2012 05:50 PM (GTbGH)
Oh yeah I forgot Christians are supposed to riot, I have this image of them walking fast while handing out cupcakes with little candied amens in the chocolate frosting. God help us all if the Broncos win the Superbowl, they're a wild crazy bunch!
Posted by: Africanus at January 08, 2012 05:53 PM (hO2Up)
I hope I could be distinguished in a fucking contest.
Posted by: marybel at January 08, 2012 05:53 PM (TDe/C)
Posted by: Barry S at January 08, 2012 06:12 PM (hHFjS)
John 3:16 on his eye black and the verse became the highest-ranked Google search term over the next 24 hours, generating over 90 million searches
Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Tebow at January 08, 2012 06:33 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Agent 6 ePub at January 08, 2012 06:52 PM (uc0Qp)
Posted by: Case at January 08, 2012 09:19 PM (FD6YW)
Evidence, here's Bart Starr of the Green Bay Packers and colleagues taking a knee on the field, and not in the modern sense:
http://tinyurl.com/6meo2fh
Posted by: Beverly at January 09, 2012 02:51 AM (UM/mM)
Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood RN (Mentioned in Dispatches) at January 09, 2012 04:30 AM (kkQ6Q)
Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at January 09, 2012 04:34 AM (Og1Kk)
I just regained consciousness. My two oldest sons and I woke my youngest two with the screaming and jumping around. It was worth it. I'm not confident about beating the Pats in Foxboro, but with this team, there's always a chance.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Broncos Fan at January 09, 2012 09:12 AM (gA69l)
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