January 07, 2012

Playoffs! *updated, Houston Kills the Bengals
— Dave in Texas

Cincinnati at Houston (4:30pm EST) and later Detroit at New Orleans (8:00pm EST), which would be a really dumb time for the Republican Presidential candidates to hold a debate in New Hampshire. Dumb dumb dumb.

We so dumb sometimes I can't stand us.

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Posted by: Dave in Texas at 11:45 AM | Comments (580)
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1 Cleavage!

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 11:47 AM (YdQQY)

2 Not pay-offs, play-withs

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 11:48 AM (YdQQY)

3 Barry Sanders Jr. just announced he'll play for Stanford.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 11:48 AM (P1nni)

4 Dave...I'm speechless.

Posted by: billygoat at January 07, 2012 11:49 AM (a6zWB)

5 Those are professional pom poms

Posted by: whatever at January 07, 2012 11:49 AM (O7ksG)

6 Black is an excellent color for covering pointy elbows.

Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2012 11:49 AM (Lpgtj)

7 Texans and Saints.  Thank goodness for football.

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 11:49 AM (5H6zj)

8 1 Cleavage!

Is essential for life! 

Why does the tune "When the Saints go marching in" come to mind?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 07, 2012 11:49 AM (UR5vq)

9 I'd baste her like a turkey.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 11:51 AM (uIz80)

10 The debate is dumb because we are at the burn-it-to-the-ground with gasoline stage. The democrat media are thrilled! Sound-bite time.

Posted by: whatever at January 07, 2012 11:51 AM (O7ksG)

11
Pom-poms are so uplifting.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 11:53 AM (TkGkA)

12 Damn you perverts, I made those to feed babies not for grown men to grovel over.

Posted by: God Here at January 07, 2012 11:53 AM (nSboi)

13 Re the debates.  I prefer those candidate forum.  They're more about making a positive case for each candidate than about generating negative soundbites that will come back to haunt our nominee in the general.

Having said that.  I hope Newt eviscerates Mitt. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 11:54 AM (5H6zj)

14 Dave...I'm speechless.

Posted by: billygoat at January 07, 2012 03:49 PM (a6zWB)

Breathless, even!

Posted by: ErikW at January 07, 2012 11:54 AM (DNto3)

15 I like Santerum in the debates. He is my most devout follower.

Posted by: God Here at January 07, 2012 11:55 AM (nSboi)

16 Make sure to stay hydrated, morons. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 11:55 AM (5H6zj)

17 <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dLd4zOxAguM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Posted by: Dan Collins at January 07, 2012 11:56 AM (qlzIv)

18 Deep Chested!  Me likey.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 11:56 AM (4q5tP)

19 I think Humminahummina University traditionally has some of the smartest looking cheer leaders.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 11:57 AM (HBqDo)

20 Bend over and bark like a dog for me.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at January 07, 2012 11:58 AM (4q5tP)

21

Re: the debates. The GOP doesn't usually organize these.  The host does.  I don't know about this case, but there it is.

Frankly, I only think junkies watch these by now.  Except for soundbytes, nobody knows what goes on.

And as for me, I hope Newt eviscerates Ron Paul.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 07, 2012 11:59 AM (73tyQ)

22 Green Bay's cheerleaders are a lot prettier than those hos.

Posted by: Dan Collins at January 07, 2012 12:00 PM (qlzIv)

23
I'm callin' it for Buddy Roemer tonight. He'll be present in spirit, but in person he's spoonin' with a couple of underage Cajun chicks in Crawdaddy Parish.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 12:00 PM (TkGkA)

24 I wish that girl on the left was in focus.

Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2012 12:00 PM (BbX1b)

25
I hope Newt eviscerates Mitt. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 03:54 PM (5H6zj)

No mercy, just results.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 12:01 PM (TkGkA)

26 Final Score :

Texans : 70
Bengals : -2

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 07, 2012 12:01 PM (Sh42X)

27 If you don't heed my warnings, I will burn the earth

Posted by: God Here at January 07, 2012 12:03 PM (nSboi)

28 On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

Posted by: You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth at January 07, 2012 12:03 PM (4q5tP)

29
predictions:

Bengals
Saints
Falcons
Broncos

Crazy, I know.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 12:03 PM (sqkOB)

30

Football like life is a game of inches. And right now I know where I'd like to put at least a few of my inches.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at January 07, 2012 12:03 PM (ZETiK)

31 Stafford will have to go deep. Newt will go deeper.

Posted by: David Rodaxel at January 07, 2012 12:03 PM (+ETde)

32 I can overlook a lot in a girl with a pretty face. But I definitely draw the line at knobby knees!

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 07, 2012 12:04 PM (j+Izh)

33 32 Pointy nose.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2012 12:05 PM (7W3wI)

34 Needs some adjustment on depth of field.

Posted by: Have Blue at January 07, 2012 12:05 PM (IKTC8)

35 Pffft, the two chicks in the background have horrible complexions, very blurry.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 07, 2012 12:05 PM (ceK0m)

36 Tebow has pissed me off immensely. The broncs will not win, they will be humiliated by at least 40 points. I will see to it.

Posted by: God Here at January 07, 2012 12:06 PM (nSboi)

37 All blonds too.That's just not right.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2012 12:06 PM (7W3wI)

38 If he had gotten a few steps to his right it would have been a three-fer.

Posted by: Have Blue at January 07, 2012 12:06 PM (IKTC8)

39

Dr. Spank,

"Final Score :

Texans : 70
Bengals : -2"

 Seriously? The Texans haven't blown out anyone since Matt Schaub went down and that isn't likely to change today. Also never underestimate Gary Kubiak's ability to poorly prepare a team.

Final Score :

Texans : 16
Bengals : 14
 

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at January 07, 2012 12:07 PM (ZETiK)

40 And why does that idiot Raykon show up at the begining of this thread?

Posted by: Have Blue at January 07, 2012 12:07 PM (IKTC8)

41 C'mon Texans!!  You can wipe out decades of football disappointment and humiliation with a playoff win.  Stuff and mount the Bengals.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 12:07 PM (4q5tP)

42

Cunning how they hide the razor sharp elbows and lure you closer with all that wonderous cleavage.

 

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2012 12:07 PM (sQF+X)

43 Sock off.
BC down by 17 with 4:30 to go. sigh.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 12:08 PM (Qjh0I)

44 Matt Stafford looks retarded.I condemn myself.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2012 12:09 PM (7W3wI)

45

>> Dave...I'm speechless.

 

Look, I'm not anti-tit.  I love tits.

 

Let the record show.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 07, 2012 12:09 PM (PjVdx)

46 Y-Not, you gone?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 07, 2012 12:09 PM (PddVe)

47
The chick in the middle is hiding M&M's between her hooters.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 12:09 PM (TkGkA)

48 Tomorrow I will show you Tebow is not running under divine power.

Posted by: God Here at January 07, 2012 12:10 PM (nSboi)

49 28 On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

I'll bet you say that to all the boys. 


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 07, 2012 12:10 PM (UR5vq)

50 Wow.  I am suddenly hating everyone and everything far less.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Meteor ftw! at January 07, 2012 12:11 PM (Gk3SS)

51 I get the feeling that at least one pair of those pom-poms have been enhanced.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 12:11 PM (d0Tfm)

52

It's decision time, Diane Sawyer and George Stephanopoulos or NFL football?

Watching Newt perform a penectomy on Willard will be the highlight.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 12:12 PM (TkGkA)

53 God gave them big titties because he didn't give them hands. 

Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2012 12:13 PM (X6akg)

54 46 Y-Not, you gone?

Briefly, but I'm back.

Did you say you live in the Sanibel area?

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 12:13 PM (5H6zj)

55 I for one, would like to welcome these ample overlords.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 07, 2012 12:13 PM (ceK0m)

56

The chick in the middle is hiding M&M's between her hooters.

Given enough time there, they will melt.

And I humbly offer to clean them up. The M&M's I mean.

With my tongue.

And I promise to do a very good job. Really I will.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 12:13 PM (d0Tfm)

57 Playoffs?? You're talking about playoffs?? I just hope we win another game.

Posted by: Ghost of John Brown at January 07, 2012 12:14 PM (VQWqZ)

58 I'm facinated by the muscularity of their long throats and prominent collarbones.  Features I've not found in in conjunction with naturally pneumatic honeys.  But, I'm not complaining one whit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 12:14 PM (4q5tP)

59
Nobody else noticed Molly Ringwald's huge ears?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 12:15 PM (sqkOB)

60  If he had gotten a few steps to his right it would have been a three-fer.

Posted by: Have Blue at January 07, 2012 04:06 PM (IKTC

That and depth-of-field is way overrated.

Posted by: ErikW at January 07, 2012 12:15 PM (DNto3)

61 I do--I wanted to stop you before you went to Cape Coral.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 07, 2012 12:15 PM (PddVe)

62 This photographer sucks. Why not focus on the one on the left?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 07, 2012 12:15 PM (c3ZiS)

63 So Penn State hired a coach, the offensive coordinator for the Patriots (but it looks like he has a fair amount of college experience).  I think it's good that they did not go with an alum.  'Hope they can turn things around. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 12:15 PM (5H6zj)

64 Good thing for Perry that no one will be watching these debates tonight.... Besides the lame stream media will post every brain fart that Perry has.... Perry knows NH does not matter and it really does not. If Perry does badly in South Carolina then I may be looking to relocate to Costa Rica until 2020....

Posted by: izoneguy at January 07, 2012 12:16 PM (i6Neb)

65 >>God gave them big titties because he didn't give them hands.

Thank you in advance for this evening's feature on Saturday Nightmare Theater!

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 12:18 PM (HBqDo)

66 61 I do--I wanted to stop you before you went to Cape Coral.

What do you recommend?

We'll only be there a couple of days (plus two days for his conference at some hotel there).  We tend to like B&Bs or small inns.  Not looking to splurge a lot on this trip.  I would tend to not go condo since it'll be a short trip (and I won't feel like cooking; if it were for 5-7 days, that'd be a different thing). 

We've been to Naples (also for a conference) and I was not super-impressed.  It was sort of soul-less. 

So the idea that Cape Coral might be a quaint town is appealing, but if you have a better recommendation, I'm all ear. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 12:18 PM (5H6zj)

Posted by: Dan Collins at January 07, 2012 12:19 PM (qlzIv)

68 So Penn State hired a coach, the offensive coordinator for the Patriots (but it looks like he has a fair amount of college experience). I think it's good that they did not go with an alum. 'Hope they can turn things around. Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 04:15 PM (5H6zj) Yes but I hope that also start putting humanity and common decency above college athletics first

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 07, 2012 12:19 PM (CSwaT)

69
The Bengals would have been a much better team if they had drafted  linebacker Venus Williams.  Great attitude and blocking skills, but a little slow for the NFL. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 12:19 PM (TkGkA)

70 64 Good thing for Perry that no one will be watching these debates tonight....

The last two debates (especially the last one) were the highest rated and he did well, but the opponents' supporters still drum on about the first three.  So it is what it is.  And, of course, the debate is broadcast so it's not about NH.

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 12:19 PM (5H6zj)

71 Heh, never realized Andy Dalton looked like howdy doody on steroids.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 07, 2012 12:20 PM (ceK0m)

72 The out of focus one on the left has asymmetrical collar bones. And no non-blondes?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 07, 2012 12:20 PM (3uBkM)

73 Andy Dalton looks like a grown up Bobby Hill.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 07, 2012 12:20 PM (3uBkM)

74

I do--I wanted to stop you before you went to Cape Coral.

Me and B'Gal didn't spend enough time there last year? If you're local (which would make me trust you), what did we miss that makes you not recommend it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 12:20 PM (d0Tfm)

75 Yes but I hope that also start putting humanity and common decency above college athletics first

Absolutely. 

I assume that's why they wanted to try to get Tony Dungy (who declined).  I think getting someone who is not emotionally invested in PSU is a good sign. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 12:21 PM (5H6zj)

76 BC loses by 23 to UNC. Coulda been worse.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 12:21 PM (Qjh0I)

77 You can skip the debate and vote for Mittens. You know you're going to anyway.

Posted by: Rhino at January 07, 2012 12:23 PM (ApIyR)

78
You think Carson Palmer feels stupid?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 12:23 PM (sqkOB)

79 I think getting someone who is not emotionally invested in PSU is a good sign. Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 04:21 PM (5H6zj) Yes I agree. Anyone with links to Paterno and the past would have never been able to get out from under

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 07, 2012 12:24 PM (CSwaT)

80 So the idea that Cape Coral might be a quaint town is appealing, but if you have a better recommendation, I'm all ear

Like Molly Ringwald?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 07, 2012 12:24 PM (c3ZiS)

81 Why are they asking that dumbass Barkley what he thinks of the game?

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 12:24 PM (P1nni)

82
Sorry, Dan, the Giants are not that good.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 12:25 PM (sqkOB)

83 Playoffs?!

Posted by: Jim Mora at January 07, 2012 12:25 PM (P1nni)

84 @80
lol!  Something is wrong with my "s" key.  grrrr

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 12:25 PM (5H6zj)

85 You think Carson Palmer feels stupid?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 04:23 PM (sqkOB)

That depends on whether or not the feeling supercedes the actual condition.

Posted by: ErikW at January 07, 2012 12:25 PM (DNto3)

86 Man i hate Nbc.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 07, 2012 12:26 PM (ceK0m)

87
I'm serious about Molly Ringwald's ears.

They are twice the size of a normal human's ears.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 12:26 PM (sqkOB)

88 Isn't Barkey going to be on SNL tonight? WTF? With Kelly Clarkson?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 07, 2012 12:26 PM (3uBkM)

89
There's no way I'm the first to mention her ears.
They look like Ferengi ears.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 12:27 PM (sqkOB)

90 That cheerleader is a 4/10. Her bottom lip looks saggish. Unfuckable

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 07, 2012 12:27 PM (FKQng)

91 You know, I like Kelly Clarkson, don't mind some flabby in the abbey, but I gots to say, she looks like she smells funny.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 07, 2012 12:27 PM (3uBkM)

92 Cheerleader looks like Andrea Mitchel. Not good.

Posted by: Ronster at January 07, 2012 12:28 PM (JGYCE)

93 I'm kind of just kidding you BB, except that there are better places around here than Crap Coral. YN says Naples is soulless, which it is, but I think CC is worse. If you were in southwest CC it's kind of nice, but I see the area all the time so I'm pretty jaded

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 07, 2012 12:28 PM (PddVe)

94
Her ears don't stick out.

They're just big. Really big.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 12:28 PM (sqkOB)

95

So the NBC Sports Network channel exists? Time to scroll through the channel guide to see if I have it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 12:29 PM (Qjh0I)

96 Thanks for the picture Dave. It reminded of one thing, that I LOVE titties. Also, go Texans.

Posted by: Countrysquire for Perry at January 07, 2012 12:29 PM (WUDvS)

97 This might be the loudest stadium ever.

Posted by: Countrysquire for Perry at January 07, 2012 12:30 PM (WUDvS)

98 Yup, it exists. Showing Snowboarding.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 12:30 PM (Qjh0I)

99 I'm serious about Molly Ringwald's ears.

They are twice the size of a normal human's ears.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 04:26 PM (sqkOB)



Yes, please keep talking about her ears.

Posted by: King Barry XV at January 07, 2012 12:30 PM (P1nni)

100

Yes I agree. Anyone with links to Paterno and the past would have never been able to get out from under

I feel like they told O'Brien..."look, these people are going to make your life hell, NCAA is going to doink you, and they'll run you out in 2-3 years. We'll pay you X. Can you take it?"

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 07, 2012 12:31 PM (PddVe)

101 82 Sorry, Dan, the Giants are not that good. Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 04 25 PM (sqkOB Yes they are and i fart inyour general direction.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 07, 2012 12:31 PM (ceK0m)

102

Yes I agree. Anyone with links to Paterno and the past would have never been able to get out from under

Even Nick Saban couldn't turn that program around. They will be shunned, as they should be, for a long time. No one with an iota of self-respect would want to be associated with them nor play for them.

Tragic, really, since it all could've been avoided had somebody whipped Sandusky's ass the very first time they caught him and then turned his bruised and bleeding ass in to the cops.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 12:32 PM (d0Tfm)

103 100 It's funny because it's true.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2012 12:32 PM (7W3wI)

104 You could drive a train through that tunnel and never see daylight again!

Posted by: tcn at January 07, 2012 12:32 PM (hQX3k)

105
heheh, I inadvertently caught another Dan in my net

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 12:32 PM (sqkOB)

106 I hope my favorite team, the Philadelphia Eagles win!!!

Posted by: Joe "Plugs" Biden at January 07, 2012 12:33 PM (GaIwz)

107 I'm serious about Molly Ringwald's ears.

They are twice the size of a normal human's ears.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 04:26 PM (sqkOB)

Watch her carefully for the presence of an inner eyelid.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 12:33 PM (4q5tP)

108
watch this...

Sorry, Bill, the Steelers are gonna lose tomorrow.


Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 12:33 PM (sqkOB)

109

/waiting for nibbles

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 12:34 PM (sqkOB)

110 So the NBC Sports Network channel exists? Time to scroll through the channel guide to see if I have it. Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 04:29 PM (Qjh0I) It's the sports network that will only show politically correct sports, I heat the opening credits will be showing the USSR Stealing the Olympic Gold in Basketball from us in 1972

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 07, 2012 12:34 PM (CSwaT)

111 It's the sports network that will only show politically correct sports, I heat the opening credits will be showing the USSR Stealing the Olympic Gold in Basketball from us in 1972

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 07, 2012 04:34 PM (CSwaT)

--The bigger steal was in '88.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 12:35 PM (P1nni)

112
what do you think the combined IQ is in that pic?

>190

or

<190?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 12:36 PM (sqkOB)

113 Follow Alex Flanagan on Twitter!
Definition of Absolutely Nothing To Do

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 12:36 PM (HBqDo)

114 Lavarr Ariington's hissy fit on sure didn't help O'Brien any. But it probably should in the long run. He can't disappoint people with such low expectations.

"I will put my Butkus (Award) in storage. I will put my Alamo Bowl MVP trophy in storage," Arrington said. "Jerseys, anything Penn State, in storage. Wherever Tom Bradley goes, that's the school I will start to put memorabilia up in my home. I'm done. I'm done with Penn State. If they're done with us, I'm done with them."

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 12:36 PM (Qjh0I)

115 105 heheh, I inadvertently caught another Dan in my net Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 04:32 PM (sqkOB Actually its Dana.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 07, 2012 12:36 PM (ceK0m)

116 110 I was just born that year and that still makes me angry when I see it mentioned.,Fucking commies.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2012 12:36 PM (7W3wI)

117 So any recommendations, Diversity? We don't mind driving a bit to get there. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 12:36 PM (5H6zj)

118 Dave, these cheerleaders are hot. You ok?

Posted by: Joejm65 at January 07, 2012 12:36 PM (JGnKE)

119

If you were in southwest CC it's kind of nice, but I see the area all the time so I'm pretty jaded.

Yeah, that's where we were. Didn't go too far around the area, kinda reminded me of Bradenton, where we lived for a couple of years. And we were with relatives all the time, so there's that.

We also spent a lot of time drinking, which might account for the lack of touristing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 12:37 PM (d0Tfm)

120 Closed roof?  WTF?  Highs today near 80 degrees.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 12:37 PM (4q5tP)

121
Actually its Dana.

Not today it isn't.

Posted by: soothsayer makes the rules at January 07, 2012 12:37 PM (sqkOB)

122 Ha Ha they had a Gingrich rally in Cape Coral today

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 07, 2012 12:37 PM (PddVe)

123 That cheerleader in the foreground got her PhD from Tulane in mathematics. Her chestal eigenvalue approaches infinity.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 07, 2012 12:38 PM (3uBkM)

124 Can't stand Lavar Arrington.  Overpaid asshole.

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 12:38 PM (5H6zj)

125 114 Wow,he loves that boy's butt burglar and his enablers THAT much?BTW Brady went to Michigan LeVar/Lavarr whatever.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2012 12:39 PM (7W3wI)

126
are the Texans already in the Red Zone??

Posted by: soothsayer makes the rules at January 07, 2012 12:39 PM (sqkOB)

127 What I love about the NFL playoffs - all the athletes of the world coming together to celebrate diversity, difference and change. My favorite sport is curling.

Posted by: Joe "Plugs" Biden at January 07, 2012 12:40 PM (GaIwz)

128 108 watch this... Sorry, Bill,the Steelersare gonnalosetomorrow. Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2012 04:33 PM (sqkOB) Someone is more bored than me, thank God its almost 5:00

Posted by: dananjcon at January 07, 2012 12:40 PM (ceK0m)

129 Closed roof?  WTF?  Highs today near 80 degrees.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 04:37 PM (4q5tP)

They just said it was to amplify the crowd noise.

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2012 12:41 PM (OF1FH)

130

We also spent a lot of time drinking, which might account for the lack of touristing.

Well shit no wonder! I used to work there, but when I go over now, that's the only reason-- a lot of our friends are there, one of whom has a boat.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 07, 2012 12:41 PM (PddVe)

131 Football/debate menu is identical to NYE menu. All apps. Shrimp cocktail, tortilla chips w/"queso', veggies w/that cucumber dip you put on gyros, with the addition of spicy chicken tacos. And beer. And Chex Mix without that foul soy sauce coating. And baklava for dessert. And beer. And that just about does it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 12:41 PM (Qjh0I)

132
both offenses look shitty

Posted by: soothsayer makes the rules at January 07, 2012 12:41 PM (sqkOB)

133 The roof is closed but that's a hell of a glare on the field.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 12:43 PM (P1nni)

134 112 Around 210 Cameraman is dumb. Girl on left is much more attractive.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 07, 2012 12:43 PM (hC5jI)

135
wow

nice catch, butterfingers

Posted by: soothsayer makes the rules at January 07, 2012 12:43 PM (sqkOB)

136 College football boosters, and former players like Arrington, are so fucking annoying.  They think the whole university exists to serve their team. 

And it is a myth that football programs bring money to universities.  There is no correlation between football programs successes and donations to the university. 

If I were the new PSU president, I would insist that any gifts to athletics had to be matched 1:1 with gifts to the academic part of campus.  They need to get some perspective and remember the purpose of the university. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 12:43 PM (5H6zj)

137
wow Papa John is like Dick Clark

He doesn't age.

Posted by: soothsayer makes the rules at January 07, 2012 12:44 PM (sqkOB)

138 121 Actually its Dana. Not today it isn't. Posted by: soothsayer makes the rules at January 07, 2012 04:37 PM Call me whatever you want, just don't call me late for happy hour.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 07, 2012 12:44 PM (ceK0m)

139 136 College football boosters, and former players like Arrington, are so fucking annoying.  They think the whole university exists to serve their team. 

And it is a myth that football programs bring money to universities.  There is no correlation between football programs successes and donations to the university. 

If I were the new PSU president, I would insist that any gifts to athletics had to be matched 1:1 with gifts to the academic part of campus.  They need to get some perspective and remember the purpose of the university. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 04:43 PM (5H6zj)


--To quote an ex-president of Cal from back in the day: "Sex for the students, parking for the faculty, football for the alumni."

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 12:45 PM (P1nni)

140

They just said it was to amplify the crowd noise.

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2012 04:41 PM (OF1FH)

Sure, that is does; but I thought inclement weather was the deciding factor on roof opened or closed.  Open roof  = better blimp overhead shots.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 12:45 PM (4q5tP)

141 6 Black is an excellent color for covering pointy elbows.
Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2012 03:49 PM

I don't have pointy elbows, wearing black must have fixed that

Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 07, 2012 12:45 PM (Y+DPZ)

142

They need to get some perspective and remember the purpose of the university. 

 

Sounds like an outbreak of common sense.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2012 12:45 PM (c7Ooh)

143

One of the things I like about College sports is that if a Coach fucks up or just plain sucks, he gets fired. Try that in the Micronesian Womyn's Studies Department.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 12:46 PM (Qjh0I)

144 I can't get over the fact that one of the announcers has a speech defect.  I mean, the guy needs new dentures or something.  And he's paid to speak.  Amazing.

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 12:47 PM (5H6zj)

145 Texans receivers need more stickum.  Slathered on to the elbows.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 12:47 PM (4q5tP)

146 both offenses look shitty

Posted by: soothsayer makes the rules at January 07, 2012 04:41 PM (sqkOB)


--True, both feature rookie QBs, but both defenses are also very good.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 12:47 PM (P1nni)

147
I like when they where velvet on the pointy elbows.  Doesn't crack the nose bone fully.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2012 12:48 PM (JYheX)

148 144 I can't get over the fact that one of the announcers has a speech defect.  I mean, the guy needs new dentures or something.  And he's paid to speak.  Amazing.

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 04:47 PM (5H6zj)


What can I thay?  It'sth a good life.

Posted by: Lou Holthz at January 07, 2012 12:49 PM (P1nni)

149 People with speach impediments are the next big thing in protected classes.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 07, 2012 12:49 PM (ceK0m)

150 118 Dave, these cheerleaders are hot. You ok? Posted by: Joejm65 at January 07, 2012 04:36 PM (JGnKE) How can you tell? Their elbows aren't showing.

Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at January 07, 2012 12:49 PM (YY2DK)

151 136 College football boosters, and former players like Arrington, are so fucking annoying.  They think the whole university exists to serve their team. >>>>>> That's what they've been taught. I wish Arrington showed 1/10th as much outrage over little kids getting raped by his defensive coach. None of these idiots are the slightest bit concerned about the kids. I say, let them rant and rave. Time to draw sides. With this issue, I want to know who stands where.

Posted by: Joejm65 at January 07, 2012 12:50 PM (JGnKE)

152 @148
Yeah, Lou really needs to retire.  Heeth's undibtellibigiblbil.  

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 12:50 PM (5H6zj)

153 148 I laughed.Going to Hell anyway.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2012 12:50 PM (7W3wI)

154 you know if you scroll down some you can cut cheerleaders faces off and just have a picture the good parts.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 07, 2012 12:50 PM (sb3kT)

155
Looks like a punt fest so far.  Should we do the Vegas bet?  Who will be the first non-kicker to score?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2012 12:51 PM (JYheX)

156 Guys, I never got the info for joining the moron playoff league so I went ahead and joined the NFL open league.

What am I missing? Is there not a game center to follow the points during the games?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2012 12:51 PM (piMMO)

157 Yeah,this broadcastet sucks the hairy root.He does the NFL network games as color commenter too.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2012 12:52 PM (7W3wI)

158 Playoffs? You want to talk about the playoffs? Playoffs?

Posted by: Jim Mora at January 07, 2012 12:52 PM (Y+DPZ)

159 OK really does the announcer have a lisp?

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 07, 2012 12:52 PM (sb3kT)

160 Ok did one of the Texans defenders just list his college as "Shaolin-Temple"? Awesome.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 07, 2012 12:53 PM (sb3kT)

161 Do all my comments begin with OK?

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 07, 2012 12:54 PM (sb3kT)

162 159 He sounds like he has a cock in his mouth.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2012 12:54 PM (7W3wI)

163

Ok did one of the Texans defenders just list his college as "Shaolin-Temple"?

Awesome.

Does the name on his jersey say, "Grasshopper?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 12:54 PM (d0Tfm)

164 Bengals draw first blood

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 12:55 PM (Y+DPZ)

165
I say Benson is the first to score (time machine on)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2012 12:55 PM (JYheX)

166 Hate seeing big gains on penalties. Much rather see a team drive by good play calling and execution.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 07, 2012 12:56 PM (SAMxH)

167
damn time machine, that yard sale guy promised me it worked.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2012 12:56 PM (JYheX)

168 160 Ok did one of the Texans defenders just list his college as "Shaolin-Temple"?

Awesome.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 07, 2012 04:53 PM (sb3kT)

--I wonder if he went to Temple and embellished it.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 12:57 PM (P1nni)

169 92 Cheerleader looks like Andrea Mitchel. Not good.

And when is your cataract operation scheduled?

Posted by: Dick Bupkis at January 07, 2012 12:57 PM (ULADD)

170 162 159 He sounds like he has a cock in his mouth.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2012 04:54 PM (7W3wI)


No, that sounds different.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 07, 2012 12:58 PM (P1nni)

171 162 159 He sounds like he has a cock in his mouth

Or a lozenge.

Really, he sounds like an old physics professor my husband and I had whom we used to call the Scrubbing Bubble (from the bathroom cleaner ads).  He looked like a Scrubbing Bubble (bald with a brush mustache) and he slurped a bit when he talked because he used to suck on lozenges as a way to cope with having given up drinking and smoking. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 12:58 PM (5H6zj)

172 Really, he sounds like an old physics professor my husband and I had whom we used to call the Scrubbing Bubble (from the bathroom cleaner ads).  He looked like a Scrubbing Bubble (bald with a brush mustache) and he slurped a bit when he talked because he used to suck on lozenges as a way to cope with having given up drinking and smoking.

It could have been worse.  You could have had an elderly Physical Chemistry prof who had an affinity for ABBA music. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 07, 2012 01:00 PM (UR5vq)

173 Sharp Boobs!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 01:00 PM (niZvt)

174 "Grasshopper, when you can beat me on a post pattern, it will be time for you to leave."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 01:02 PM (d0Tfm)

175 The MBM and the networks has gone back into full Obama worship mode for 2012.

How long before this broadcast uses an occasion to bash a GOP candidate (Perry) and mention how awesome Obama is

The whole broadcasting profession has become useless

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 01:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

176
I wonder when they are going to allow them to play tackle football instead of flag football.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2012 01:03 PM (JYheX)

177

TD for Houston! All right, let's see the two rookies go at it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 01:03 PM (Qjh0I)

178 It could have been worse.  You could have had an elderly Physical Chemistry prof who had an affinity for ABBA music.

heh.  Our (well, just mine b/c the man was a physics major so he took thermo instead) P-chem professor looked like the Eagle from the Muppets show.  And he wore corrective shoes similar to Frankenstein's monster, because one leg was longer than the other.  He blew his own glassware, but that was about his only level of competency.  He used to test us on material he hadn't covered yet, which was less of a problem for a group of the chem majors who had broken into his office and stolen the exams, but was not so good for bio major me. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 01:04 PM (5H6zj)

179 the pointiness of the cheerleaders chin is only exceeded by the pointiness of her nose. Reminds me of the republican candidates...."Is this the best we can come up with?"

Posted by: conservative-guy at January 07, 2012 01:05 PM (cI94e)

180 I hate to say it but Dalton looks like McQueary.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2012 01:05 PM (7W3wI)

181

"Grasshopper, try to strip the football from my hands."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 01:06 PM (d0Tfm)

182 "Grasshopper,try to catch the snake in my pants."

Posted by: Sandusky at January 07, 2012 01:07 PM (7W3wI)

183 183 Y-not wow students broke in and stole his exams???
what ended up happening to the students?

Nothing. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 01:08 PM (5H6zj)

184 wait, were you in my class?

lol, unless you're really about 25 years older than you've stated, then you weren't the ABBA-loving p-chem prof who taught my class. 

He used to test us on material he hadn't covered yet, which was less of a problem for a group of the chem majors who had broken into his office and stolen the exams, but was not so good for bio major me. 

Maybe that's why the chemical engineers did so much better than the bio/bio-chem majors in my p-chem class? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 07, 2012 01:08 PM (UR5vq)

185 183 They passed the class.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2012 01:08 PM (7W3wI)

186 "...what ended up happening to the students?"

They went on to invent Fen-Fen...

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 01:08 PM (Qjh0I)

187 I freely confess I was shelled in P-chem.  My main problem was they let me take it without having taken enough diff eq. 

I liked organic a lot better.  I was very good at that, I think b/c I'm a visual learner.

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 01:10 PM (5H6zj)

188 It's not speech impediment anymore it's alternative pronouciashionne'
Enjoy it like I do with an mp3 and earbuds and video only.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 01:11 PM (HBqDo)

189 "Grasshopper, it is said a Shaolin priest can walk through a 4/3 defense with the safeties in zone coverage."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 01:11 PM (d0Tfm)

190 OT wasn't Charlie Chaplin a commie?

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2012 01:13 PM (7W3wI)

191 Speaking of broadcasters, has anyone else noticed that Mike Tirico (whom I basically like as an announcer) has kind of lost it this year?  Several games this year he's basically made no sense -- getting the teams' names wrong, players' names wrong (and not close either), and other bizarre things.  He sounds fine, but goes off on these nonsensical tangents that the other guys in the booth just kind of ignore. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 01:14 PM (5H6zj)

192 To which Grasshopper asks, "Master, how is this possible? Is it through the wise use of the hard count or is there another method of which you have not told me?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 01:16 PM (d0Tfm)

193 We in the nuke buisness had one def for entropy that the purists hated - a measure of randomness of the universe. hahahahaha

Hard to chalk that up into the B&W Steam Tables. (which you can download for your Kindle free BTW)

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 01:18 PM (YdQQY)

194 193 He better see a neurologist.Also have his arteries checked.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2012 01:18 PM (7W3wI)

195 @193
Yeah, I actually agree. 

His speech isn't slurred, though, but he really has been out of it a lot this season.  Of course, having to share the booth with those two morons (Gruden, Jaws) can't be helping much. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 01:19 PM (5H6zj)

196 Did some Viking appear from the 10th century to sack Dalton?

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 01:19 PM (P1nni)

197 Brutal. FG miss.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 01:20 PM (Qjh0I)

198
Phil Simms is the announcer I can't stand.  He just grates on me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2012 01:21 PM (JYheX)

199 I am filing a complaint.

Posted by: sTevo at January 07, 2012 01:21 PM (VMcEw)

200

Phil Simms is the announcer I can't stand.  He just grates on me.

I'll second that.

Posted by: Ronster at January 07, 2012 01:22 PM (JGYCE)

201 Not sure What Barkley just said, but the day that he has any significant info to pass along we're gonna be way past The Mayan Calender.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 01:22 PM (HBqDo)

202

Phil Simms is the announcer I can't stand. He just grates on me.

No one did teh suck in the booth like Joe Theisman. He could talk for five straight minutes and never even get close to making any sense.

Kinda like our politicians.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 01:24 PM (d0Tfm)

203 Joe Buck did not use to bother me, but this year he's clearly worsened.

I wish someone would replace one of the lamer announcers with Gus Johnson.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 01:27 PM (P1nni)

204 wow, Vic, they are online, very handy
I might use that in a lab exercise or something

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 05:22 PM (7FadD)

LOL, I didn't realize chemists used steam tables. I borrowed my younger brother's thermo book once to see the differences between what they did and what we did. (he has a PhD in Chem) Didn't see any steam table stuff.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 01:27 PM (YdQQY)

205 What channel is the debate on and what time?

Posted by: jewells45 at January 07, 2012 01:27 PM (Z71Vg)

206 The only problem with downloading steam tables is you don't get the big foldout Mollier Diagram.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 01:28 PM (YdQQY)

207 We had a psych prof with speech impediment--and he wore only 2 sweaters on alternating days. We used to laugh at him until I interviewed with him one day and found out he was a vet and worked his way through college in the steel mills of Pittsburgh.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 07, 2012 01:29 PM (PddVe)

208

Posted by: jewells45 at January 07, 2012 05:27 PM (Z71Vg)

ABC 9:00 PM

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 01:30 PM (HBqDo)

209 dumb question.  Steam tables like Chinese Buffet steam tables?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 01:31 PM (4q5tP)

210 209 What channel is the debate on and what time?
Here's the info you seek

GOP New Hampshire primary debate tonight on ABC at 9pm ET

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 07, 2012 01:32 PM (UR5vq)

211

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 05:30 PM (HBqDo)

Thanks!  I assume it's 8:00 here.  Going out to dinner to a place featured on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, then coming back to watch the debate.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 07, 2012 01:32 PM (Z71Vg)

212

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 05:31 PM (4q5tP)

Ha Ha I was going to say that.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 07, 2012 01:33 PM (PddVe)

213 That's it.

Mainly for looking at the steam cycle through all of its phases. In real world use, and not design, we mainly used them in calculating generated power vs indicated power to assure that instrumentation was accurate.

What was called a calorimetric.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 01:37 PM (YdQQY)

Posted by: sTevo at January 07, 2012 01:37 PM (VMcEw)

215

Mainly for looking at the steam cycle through all of its phases. In real world use, and not design, we mainly used them in calculating generated power vs indicated power to assure that instrumentation was accurate.

Easy for you to say.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 07, 2012 01:39 PM (Z71Vg)

216 Please calculate the force it takes to kick the ball into the end zone on a typical kickoff.  Thanks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2012 01:39 PM (JYheX)

217 >>GOP New Hampshire primary debate tonight on ABC at 9pm ET

Do we need to review the drinking rules. 9:00PM is late for me.

Posted by: sTevo at January 07, 2012 01:40 PM (VMcEw)

218 Looks like ol' GHWB is packing on some weight.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 07, 2012 01:40 PM (PddVe)

219 actually I see that as a good thing, means he's healthy

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 07, 2012 01:44 PM (PddVe)

220 Dare I ask how long this one is scheduled for? One hour would be plenty.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 01:44 PM (uIz80)

221 Billy Graham is due for a dirtnap. Then Carter. Then Bush.

Posted by: soothsayer as The Beaver at January 07, 2012 01:44 PM (vzLhi)

222 Yo! Willy Joe to join Yahoo panel for playoffs

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at January 07, 2012 01:45 PM (f1zAD)

223 Both debates are two hrs I think.

Posted by: soothsayer as The Beaver at January 07, 2012 01:45 PM (vanqS)

224 I'm guessing Steam Tables are sexier chick bait talk than Present Value / Future Value of an Annuity Tables.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 01:45 PM (4q5tP)

225 >>>224Looks like ol' GHWB is packing on some weight.

Prednisone?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 07, 2012 01:45 PM (73tyQ)

226 Was wondering how long it was going to be before they rolled Pukey Bush out on a coat rack or some such device.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 01:46 PM (HBqDo)

227 Was wondering how long it was going to be before they rolled Pukey Bush out on a coat rack or some such device.

Pardon?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2012 01:47 PM (piMMO)

228

He said "bad backside discipwine."

I've been accused of that too, tee hee.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at January 07, 2012 01:48 PM (P1nni)

229 179 It could have been worse. You could have had an elderly Physical Chemistry prof who had an affinity for ABBA music. heh. Our (well, just mine b/c the man was a physics major so he took thermo instead) P-chem professor looked like the Eagle from the Muppets show. And he wore corrective shoes similar to Frankenstein's monster, because one leg was longer than the other. He blew his own glassware, but that was about his only level of competency. He used to test us on material he hadn't covered yet, which was less of a problem for a group of the chem majors who had broken into his office and stolen the exams, but was not so good for bio major me. Mine had a really round face and a thick beard; made him look like what I always thought Big Foot should look like. Was a bit of a neat freak, especially in lab which did not bode well for us right out of organic. Learned a lot. Most found his lectures boring though I never did. He had a bad habit of making one problem on each exam worth 80% of the exam.

Posted by: USS Alabama at January 07, 2012 01:48 PM (RXQ2T)

230

So if I click on GoDaddy, I see Danica Patrick naked?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 07, 2012 01:48 PM (PddVe)

231 Suck it, Bengals!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 01:48 PM (4q5tP)

232 And an angel gets its wings.

Posted by: soothsayer as The Beaver at January 07, 2012 01:49 PM (Ba6aP)

233 'm guessing Steam Tables are sexier chick bait talk than Present Value / Future Value of an Annuity Tables.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 05:45 PM (4q5tP)

LOL, I bet you had a lot more chicks in those classes than we had.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 01:50 PM (YdQQY)

234

 I'm guessing Steam Tables are sexier chick bait talk than Present Value / Future Value of an Annuity Tables.

Or the expansion coeficient for non-ferrous metals?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 01:52 PM (d0Tfm)

235 Never used steam tables. Although I really do not see a need for them in in organic synthesis.

Posted by: USS Alabama at January 07, 2012 01:53 PM (RXQ2T)

236 Hey baby, want to come back to my place and amortize my annuities?

Hey baby come by my place and measure my inability to do work. (or the amount of rejected heat I do)

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 01:54 PM (YdQQY)

237 204

Phil Simms is the announcer I can't stand. He just grates on me.

I'll second that.

Posted by: Ronster at January 07, 2012 05:22 PM (JGYCE

Hey Phil Sims was the youngest QB ever to play the game. In his rooky year the only stat the Giants excelled in was sacks against. Sims got his ass handed to him week after week. He did go to the Super Bowl! So here's to scraping some fingernails across a blackboard for you!!

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at January 07, 2012 01:54 PM (f1zAD)

238 Posted by: USS Alabama at January 07, 2012 05:53 PM (RXQ2T)

The worst part was the damned melting point test, which was how they calculated our score on the synthesis.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 07, 2012 01:54 PM (nEUpB)

239 BTW Sims son played a series of downs with a rupured spleen last year for Tampa. Sims = TMF

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at January 07, 2012 01:56 PM (f1zAD)

240 >>Pardon?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2012 05:47 PM (piMMO)

He and the son, (who might be nice neighbors btw) and their compassionate conservatism pretty much wasted any gains from the Reagan administration and are a big part of the reason we find ourselves with this marxist fraud in the WH.
Both were criminally negligent with their handling of the MFM and as a result we have been gifted with Clinton and Obamsky. 

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 01:56 PM (HBqDo)

241 Hey baby, want to come back to my place and see my crystalline grain structure after tempering at 400° F for an hour per inch of thickness?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 01:57 PM (d0Tfm)

242

So if I click on GoDaddy, I see Danica Patrick naked?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 07, 2012 05:48 PM (PddVe)

I bet she wears fuck me boots and a leather bullwhip.

Posted by: ErikW at January 07, 2012 01:58 PM (DNto3)

243 Hey baby come by my place and watch me pull my rods and go super-critical.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 01:58 PM (YdQQY)

244 USS Alabama - Did you serve on the boat of the same name? My little brother was once the SWOF. (If I have the acronym right.)

Posted by: Have Blue at January 07, 2012 01:58 PM (IKTC8)

245 In college, I drove the girlys wild using the Double Declining Balance move, while others used ordinary Straight Line.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 02:00 PM (4q5tP)

246 Heh, J.J. Watt played against Dalton in a bowl last year.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 02:01 PM (P1nni)

247 Well, that one was fast.

Did someone slip Mark Sanchez in as the Bengals QB?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 02:01 PM (Y+DPZ)

248 In college, I drove the girlys wild using the Double Declining Balance move, while others used ordinary Straight Line.

Oh yeah, we used to do the integrating of equations that measure the angle of the dangle producing the heat of the meat.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 02:02 PM (YdQQY)

249 Pick 6!  Texans D just woke up.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 02:02 PM (4q5tP)

250 Me thinks we are getting into ONT range here. Soon we will be in the Coolcheck mode.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 02:03 PM (YdQQY)

251 Woooooot Houston!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2012 02:04 PM (zxnp+)

252 Several depth of field issues with that shot. Cries out for one of those entire light-field cameras.

Posted by: Jean at January 07, 2012 02:05 PM (Pvjul)

253 >What channel is the debate on and what time?


During the 2nd quarter of the Lions-Saints game. You can just mail in your mancard.

Posted by: Jones at January 07, 2012 02:05 PM (8sCoq)

254 They will have to shovel snow at Mile High overnight

Posted by: Jones at January 07, 2012 02:06 PM (8sCoq)

255 >>Soon we will be in the Coolcheck mode.
Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 06:03 PM (YdQQY)

Vic, if you get in that mode, I'd call that an earth shattering advance for chemo. 

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 02:06 PM (HBqDo)

256 J.J. Watt wants revenge for losing that bowl game.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 02:08 PM (P1nni)

257 The Rookie Bowl.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 02:08 PM (Qjh0I)

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 02:08 PM (Y+DPZ)

259 LOL, anyway time to russle up some grub.

bbl Morons

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 02:08 PM (YdQQY)

260

USS Alabama - Did you serve on the boat of the same name? My little brother was once the SWOF. (If I have the acronym right.)

The WWII ship is moored in Mobile Bay and has been since I was a wee lad. There isn't a square inch of that ship that I haven't explored (that the public could get to, that is).

Good times. And a wonderful piece of history she is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 02:10 PM (d0Tfm)

261

 fuck me boots

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 06:01 PM (7FadD)

Yowza! That's your write-in candidate, right there!

 

be back in a mo'

Posted by: ErikW at January 07, 2012 02:11 PM (DNto3)

262 Really, I like tits.  Y'all knew that, right?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 07, 2012 02:15 PM (PjVdx)

263 Meet the Press tomorrow?

Pass.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 02:19 PM (P1nni)

264

Wow, everybody went to eat supper at the same time, apparently.

Actually, that's not a bad idea...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 02:21 PM (d0Tfm)

265 I didn't realize the Been Gals QB was a ginger. Makes an "I don't care" game a must win for Houston. The Lard may not necessarily be in Tebow's corner, but He sure ain't going to be pulling for a team led by a soulless ginger.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2012 02:22 PM (Gc/Qi)

266

 Really, I like tits.  Y'all knew that, right?

: Dave in Texas at January 07, 2012 06:15 PM (PjVdx)

Looks like over compensation for something.

Posted by: Ronster at January 07, 2012 02:22 PM (JGYCE)

267 276 oh, today I got some disturbing news in the mail.
My mailman is not very good.  I am always getting mail that isn't addressed to me.
So in today's mail, I got a letter addressed to my neighbor.
And it was a pledge card return form for... the DNC.
So, should I politely give it to them, or should I throw it away?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 06:20 PM (7FadD)

You should fill it out for 100,000 dollars and drop it in the return mail.

Posted by: Have Blue at January 07, 2012 02:22 PM (IKTC8)

268

So, should I politely give it to them, or should I throw it away?

Well, it is junk mail, technically.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 02:23 PM (d0Tfm)

269 Watch the debate! Newt's gonna go all Ndamukong Suh on Romney's azz. Watch the game! Suh's gonna go all Newt Gingrich on Brees' azz. That's why God gave us DVR.

Posted by: notropis at January 07, 2012 02:23 PM (cjcCc)

270

You should fill it out for 100,000 dollars and drop it in the return mail.

Posted by: Have Blue at January 07, 2012 06:22 PM (IKTC

LOL!

Posted by: ErikW at January 07, 2012 02:24 PM (DNto3)

271 >>So, should I politely give it to them, or should I throw it away?

Democrat unionized mail-being fails in job delivering Democrat pledge card to Democrat neighbor. 

I think you know what to do. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 02:24 PM (5H6zj)

272 276 - If you really wanted to be ambitious, you could fill it out with a name like Elmer Fudd or Heywood Jablomy, then see if you can vote with it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2012 02:24 PM (Gc/Qi)

273 Exactly - what's dumb is not using your DVR.

Posted by: Adjoran at January 07, 2012 02:25 PM (VfmLu)

274 278 I didn't realize the Been Gals QB was a ginger. Makes an "I don't care" game a must win for Houston. The Lard may not necessarily be in Tebow's corner, but He sure ain't going to be pulling for a team led by a soulless ginger.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2012 06:22 PM (Gc/Qi)


--You just found this out?  Why did you think he's called the Red Rifle?

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 02:27 PM (P1nni)

275 Bengals get the second half off to a screetching halt.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 02:29 PM (d0Tfm)

276 It's a Federal Offense to fuck around with the mail Constitution.
What the hell, go for it.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 02:29 PM (HBqDo)

277 287 - Just some teams I virtually never see until playoff time. If it were up to me, I'd call him Red Rocket instead.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2012 02:30 PM (Gc/Qi)

278 >>for a while I thought you were giving me the silent treatment

Nope.  Sorry to give that impression.

Actually, I've had two dreams in the past three nights where I was in a chemistry lab.  You weren't there, though.

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 02:30 PM (5H6zj)

279
We had a bio prof who was one of the world's foremost authorities on snails.

His office was full of small aquariums full of snails. Most of them were cracked -- he'd repair them with some sealant and glass patch on their inside. And there were always snail escapees -- when you walked into his office the odds were 50/50 you would hear a crunch.

He wore old fashioned high top sneakers laced only at the top, because he claimed the optimum place to incubate snail eggs was between his toes.

He wore a filthy white lab coat to class and would erase the blackboard by grabbing the end of his sleeve and using his forearm as the eraser. He also wore busted up black plastic rimmed glasses repaired with various colored pieces of electrical tape. A piece of electric wire was taped to the arms so he could hang them around his neck.

A friend of mine was desperate to talk to him and couldn't make his office hours, so the prof invited him to come over to his house. When he got there there was a stripped down V-8 engine on bedsheets in the middle of his living room floor. He had a pointer and was lecturing his kids on the workings of an internal combustion engine.

Yeah -- he was kind of eccentric.

I could even tell you more strange stories about him.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 07, 2012 02:33 PM (7+pP9)

280 292 287 -

Just some teams I virtually never see until playoff time. If it were up to me, I'd call him Red Rocket instead.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2012 06:30 PM (Gc/Qi)

--I guess you're not much of a college football follower either.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 02:34 PM (P1nni)

281 Damn, the Ricochet podcast was pretty late this week.  I'll listen to it after the game.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 02:35 PM (P1nni)

282 I got a neighbour with an Obama sticker on their SUV. The Gadsden Flag would look good draped over it

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2012 02:35 PM (zxnp+)

283

 okay gotta buy some beer in anticipation of the upcoming debate

Don't forget the heroin. It helps to be comfortably numb for the idiot questions...

"If you were a tree, would you still be a knuckle-dragging, Bible-clinging, gun-toting inbred who's married to his sister and actually thinks the Constitution is relevant two hundred years after the rich, white, slave-owning dead men wrote it?"

"And why?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 02:36 PM (d0Tfm)

284 Everyone, please thank Dave for those cheerleader pictures. I have tried to do those when I fill in. Finding "tasteful" stuff is hard. I've tried. Plus a lot of cheerleaders are kind of not all that cute when you see a close up. It's hard to find some that are cute, and showing boob or butt, but not in too obvious way. I asked Dave to do pictures which were 1 wholesome and 2 but still showed tits and ass and he said "I understand." And boy does he.

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2012 02:36 PM (nj1bB)

285
Some of the Google cheerleader images are somewhat...risque?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 02:38 PM (TkGkA)

286 "still showed tits and ass" I'm not seeing the ass. I can always find a reason to complain.

Posted by: notropis at January 07, 2012 02:38 PM (cjcCc)

287 Clearly you left absolutely no guidance on elbows.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 02:39 PM (HBqDo)

288 ace;

We love the cheerleader pics as much as we love to bust balls. You should hear the bitching if there is NO cheerleader pic

Thank you Dave, now please tear up that Kathy Griffin pic

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 02:39 PM (Y+DPZ)

289 Throw me that ball, Andy.

I like to get high IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Jerome Simpson at January 07, 2012 02:40 PM (P1nni)

290

Everyone, please thank Dave for those cheerleader pictures.

It's a repeat. 

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2012 02:41 PM (sQF+X)

291
When are you morons gonna feature my image?

Posted by: Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz at January 07, 2012 02:41 PM (TkGkA)

292 Thanks to the Dave IN tx from a Dave FROM it, for the great pics of the boulder valley

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2012 02:41 PM (zxnp+)

293 Just saw a commercial explaining the Jets meltdown;

Pepsi Syndrome

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 02:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

294

Some of the Google cheerleader images are somewhat...risque?

No shit. Especially the one in the white thong around the third or fourth row down. Yowsa! Thank you, Gillette Corporation.

And Ace, it's a delicate balance, we understand. Thanks, DiT.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 02:42 PM (d0Tfm)

295
I'm ready for my centerfold guys, and the picture of me in my high school cheerleader outfit would be great. My thighs were svelte and sweaty. 

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Moonbattery at January 07, 2012 02:43 PM (TkGkA)

296 As long as it's not Kathy Griffin, Helen Thomas, or Michelle Obama in a cheerleader outfit, I'm good with it

Thanks Dave

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 02:44 PM (Y+DPZ)

297 As long as it's not Kathy Griffin, Helen Thomas, or Michelle Obama in a cheerleader outfit, I'm good with it

Thanks Dave

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 06:44 PM (Y+DPZ)

I'm available on a moments notice.

Posted by: Senator Barbara Mikulski, D-Idiot at January 07, 2012 02:46 PM (TkGkA)

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 02:47 PM (Y+DPZ)

299 If we win, can we force Cincinnati to take ownership of Sheila Jackson Lee? That would make this game mean something

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2012 02:47 PM (zxnp+)

300 Everyone, please thank Dave for those cheerleader pictures.

I have tried to do those when I fill in. Finding "tasteful" stuff is hard. I've tried. Plus a lot of cheerleaders are kind of not all that cute when you see a close up.

It's hard to find some that are cute, and showing boob or butt, but not in too obvious way.

I asked Dave to do pictures which were 1 wholesome and 2 but still showed tits and ass and he said "I understand." And boy does he.

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2012 06:36 PM (nj1bB)

Who cares that we bitch about a chick's looks? It's what guys do. Chicks are worse!

DiT lines up some hotties. Some people bitch. Who fucking cares? Don't take it personal. It's all in good humor or so I thought.

Posted by: ErikW at January 07, 2012 02:48 PM (DNto3)

301 @314
I'm pretty sure the LAT would say that that's a racist reference to slavery or sumthin'.

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 02:48 PM (5H6zj)

302
The famous cheerleader list failed to mention the goober Miss Trent Lott.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 02:49 PM (TkGkA)

303 313 Famous People Who Were Once Cheerleaders

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 06:47 PM (Y+DPZ)

--Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a cheerleader?

What era was that?

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 02:50 PM (P1nni)

304 Hard to believe that was Andre Johnson's first ever playoff TD.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 02:51 PM (P1nni)

305 Cincinnatti, we've got a problem...

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 02:51 PM (Qjh0I)

306
Remember the Alamo!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 02:51 PM (TkGkA)

307 ¡TOUCH DOWN!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2012 02:51 PM (zxnp+)

308

What era was that?

Hint: they only played during the daytime, because electricity had yet to be invented.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 02:52 PM (d0Tfm)

309

--Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a cheerleader?

What era was that?

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 06:50 PM (P1nni)

Leather helmets and raccoon coats.  23 skidoo!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 02:52 PM (4q5tP)

310

So hey - If ObamaCare is so amazing, why all the waivers? Oh yeah - the rest of us get to pay for it, while the unions get a free pass.

This is why Colorado said NO thanks to tax hikes for "education".  [the measure went down with over 65% voting against it]  We know damn well the taxes do not end up helping the kids in the classroom. The taxes go straight to Teachers Unions, Bloated Union Pensions, Union Bosses and ultimately the DEMOCRAT PARTY.

In fact that is what modern tax hikes are: Money stolen from the tax payer and diverted into democrat coffers, democrat crony coffers, and are ultimately money wasted.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 02:54 PM (O7ksG)

311

--Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a cheerleader?

What era was that?

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 06:50 PM

I don't believe football had a dead ball era

My guess is that she was a cheerleader when George Blanda was the high school freshman squad QB


Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 02:54 PM (Y+DPZ)

312
We cheered for Princeton, and only Princeton.

Posted by: Randolph & Mortimer Duke at January 07, 2012 02:54 PM (TkGkA)

313 Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a cheerleader like Mao and Joe Stalin.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 02:55 PM (HBqDo)

314
I cheered for the weed man.

Posted by: Bill Ray Valentine at January 07, 2012 02:56 PM (TkGkA)

315 Thank you, Dave, for all the swell cheerleader pics, we are forever in your debt.  When the games are less than compelling, those pics really help keep the threads going.

 I'm not just saying that because Ace made me do it, either.  I swear.

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2012 02:56 PM (OF1FH)

316 I thought were were expressing our deep gratitude to DaveinTexas for the cheerleader pics with all our pointy elbow / knobby knee / backfat comments.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 02:57 PM (4q5tP)

317

2 hours until Newt "Fisher Cat" Gingrich takes on all 5 comers in a steel cage match designed by the dweeb who brought us Facebutt.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 02:57 PM (Qjh0I)

318

Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a cheerleader like for Mao and Joe Stalin.

fixed.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 02:57 PM (O7ksG)

319 >>--Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a cheerleader?What era was that?
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 06:50 PM (P1nni)

The Depression, which is why it lasted for quite some time.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 02:57 PM (HBqDo)

320 Teri Hatcher was once a cheerleader for the SF 49ers

Alicia Silverstone in a cheerleader outfit? Bunk time

Fess up, how many morons went through that slide show to see if Christina Hendricks was once a cheerleader

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 02:58 PM (Y+DPZ)

321 Hell of a leap by weed guy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 02:58 PM (Qjh0I)

322
I'm stuck at home tonight with you know who.  Anyone have any ideas?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner, Ex-Critter at January 07, 2012 02:58 PM (TkGkA)

323
I think ace missed his own blog meme of nitpicking hawt cheerleaders.

course we just do it to make the moronettes feel better.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2012 02:58 PM (JYheX)

324 335

Ruth Bader Ginsburg was is a cheerleader like for Mao and Joe Stalin.

fixed.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 06:57 PM (O7ksG)


--Now it's fixed.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 02:59 PM (P1nni)

325 295 - Heh, no. For some reason I really don't like the college game at all. Some of the guys who hit the draft though, I at least have heard of them. This guy doesn't register at all. I knew the Gals were running a rookie QB out there this year, but that's about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2012 02:59 PM (Gc/Qi)

326 Cameron Diaz was a cheerleader too. You KNOW that she had the pointy elbows

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 03:00 PM (Y+DPZ)

327 I thought were were expressing our deep gratitude to DaveinTexas for the cheerleader pics with all our pointy elbow / knobby knee / backfat comments.

Dave knows what works and what doesn't when it comes to teh morons.  I liked that skinny one from last week.  Not everybody has to be zaftig, I don't give a shit how popular that is nowadays. 

OMG, did I just use the word "nowadays?"  Where the hell is my walker? 

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2012 03:00 PM (OF1FH)

328 >>>I think ace missed his own blog meme of nitpicking hawt cheerleaders. i like today's pick, despite her GLARING PHYSICAL IMPERFECTIONS. I mean, I'd do her -- like as a goof. Just so I could laugh about it with my friends later.

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2012 03:00 PM (nj1bB)

329 Ha! I read a letter Henry VIII wrote to Ann Boleyn about wanting to kiss her "dukkys".

Posted by: mike at January 07, 2012 03:00 PM (IU2Za)

330 I'm back Morons, and yes thank you DiT for the CLEAVAGE.

And in the meantime watched Faux News while eating. The "big story" this morning and still going on now is whining about that poor little scrunt who was "accidentally" deported and has been now joyously returned to her family.

1. She ran away from her home (and seeing her ugly mother I can see why)
2. She got caught shoplifting.
3. She gave a phony "Hispanic" name to the police. Turns out it was someone already on the deport list.
4. She was deported and never told police or ice real name.

She was not deported accidentally. She was deported because she was stupid. She thought she was in CA instead of TX and all that Street" learning about "free get out of jail for illegals" is for CA, not TX.

Now odds are her mother will sue the feds who will roll over and create another "pigford" boondoggle.

And we will pay for it.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 03:00 PM (YdQQY)

331 Are we gonna lovebug the debate?

Posted by: soothsayer as The Beaver at January 07, 2012 03:01 PM (8dspl)

332 I haven't seen a sack like this since the Vikings visited Lindisfarne

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2012 03:01 PM (zxnp+)

333 Heh, no. For some reason I really don't like the college game at all. Some of the guys who hit the draft though, I at least have heard of them. This guy doesn't register at all. I knew the Gals were running a rookie QB out there this year, but that's about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2012 06:59 PM (Gc/Qi)

--Dalton was a 4-year starter for TCU.  He won over 40 games, probably in the Top 5 all-time with wins somewhere behind Kellen Moore and Colt McCoy.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 03:01 PM (P1nni)

334 How 'bout a thread?

Posted by: Max Power at January 07, 2012 03:04 PM (q177U)

335 Vic, that is hilarious!  Out here in idiotland, we are always joking that if we get sick or stopped for speeding, etc., just lay on an accent, claim illegal alien status and a phony name and get everything free!  I still think it would work in CA, although I haven't tried it yet.  Your post gives me food for thought.

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2012 03:04 PM (OF1FH)

336 I mean, I'd do her -- like as a goof. Just so I could laugh about it with my friends later.
Posted by: ace at January 07, 2012 07:00 PM


Bullshit. You'd max your card buying her dinner and you'd actually listen her read the poetry she wrote just to see her in her panties

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 03:05 PM (Y+DPZ)

337 Nice interception/punt

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 03:05 PM (P1nni)

338 I asked Dave to do pictures which were 1 wholesome and 2 but still showed tits and ass and he said "I understand."

Sleazy ... and demure ...

Posted by: Quaid at January 07, 2012 03:06 PM (A2NOM)

339 nfl playoffs.  riveting.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2012 03:06 PM (sQF+X)

340 I still think it would work in CA, although I haven't tried it yet.

Will work in blue States. Don't try it in SC either.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 03:06 PM (YdQQY)

341 which would be a really dumb time for the Republican Presidential candidates to hold a debate in New Hampshire What's really dumb is having Houston play Cincinnati during the playoffs.

Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2012 03:07 PM (FcR7P)

342 Yeah, the Bengals suck on ice tonight. I feel sorry for the Ohio rons tonight. Who's the Bengals' coach?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2012 03:07 PM (zxnp+)

343

335 - Heh.

I like the is (as in: she still cheers for history's murderous losers, alone at night in her grubby bathrobe)

and the was (as in: back in the day Ruth was an that odd spunky boney cheerleader who appeared as if she wandered out of Auschwitz. Just Stalin's type.)

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 03:07 PM (O7ksG)

344 I see we gave upon Chemistry, Thermo, metallurgy, and high finance while I was at supper.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 03:08 PM (YdQQY)

345 I was a cheerleader for Team ObamaCare!

Posted by: Elena Kagan at January 07, 2012 03:09 PM (sQF+X)

346 356 - Ace is only kidding, obviously. I didn't see him say anything about marriage. How in the world could you believe he would have sex with someone he isn't married to?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2012 03:09 PM (Gc/Qi)

347

I'll quote farmer Arthur H. Hoggett in regards to DiT's cheerleader selection choices:

"That'll do, DiT.  That'll do."

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 03:10 PM (4q5tP)

348

I see we gave upon Chemistry, Thermo, metallurgy, and high finance while I was at supper.

Yup. It all eventually returns to boobehs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 03:10 PM (d0Tfm)

349

and the was (as in: back in the day Ruth was an that odd spunky boney cheerleader who appeared as if she wandered out of Auschwitz. Just Stalin's type.)

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 07:07 PM (O7ksG)

Damn Lemon, you got to give her a break. After all, she's been dead for the last 10 years and they just keep propping her carcass up there on the bench.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 03:11 PM (YdQQY)

350
Don't any of you men spend time with your wives, or are they so sick of you at this stage that NFL games and AoS posting allows them to rack out early to avoid the Big Banana.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 03:11 PM (TkGkA)

351

In addition to being their ace pitcher in fast and slow pitch softball as well as their starting goalie in wimmens lacrosse. 

Also, in the interest of complete disclosure, I was disqualified from the 68 Olympics while representing East Germany in wimmens Luge.

Posted by: Elena Kagan at January 07, 2012 03:13 PM (sQF+X)

352

Yup. It all eventually returns to boobehs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 07:10 PM (d0Tfm)

But Maxwell's Demon will open those lace-up tops and let them out!  Thus decreasing the entropy in the top and increasing everywhere else.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 03:14 PM (YdQQY)

353 For the first time in my adult life I'm eating and flying for free.

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Senior Thesis at January 07, 2012 03:14 PM (jiwQf)

354 Whose brilliant idea was it to have Alec Baldwin host the NFL Honors show?  What...Michael Moore wasn't available?

Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2012 03:15 PM (X6akg)

355 Thanks Vic, I copied down items 1-3 in case it becomes necessary to enhance my retirement strategy with deportation in, say about 12 months or so.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 03:15 PM (HBqDo)

356 371
Don't any of you men spend time with your wives,

Some of us are the wives!  ;-)

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 03:15 PM (5H6zj)

357

Don't any of you men spend time with your wives, or are they so sick of you at this stage that NFL games and AoS posting allows them to rack out early to avoid the Big Banana.

As incredulous as it sounds, B'Gal is sitting right next to me, helping me watch the Bengals/Tejans game.

Much as she did last night while our Magic got their ass handed to them by the Chicago Bulls.

She's merely biding her time until NASCAR season begins...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 03:15 PM (d0Tfm)

358 Don't any of you men spend time with your wives, or are they so sick of you at this stage that NFL games and AoS posting allows them to rack out early to avoid the Big Banana.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 07:11 PM (TkGkA)

What's this "wife" of which you speak? 

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 03:16 PM (4q5tP)

359

Vic 370

Oh right. You know, we must keep it that to ourselves. We want zombie Ruth in there. Otherwise Obama gets to pick a new younger Ruth. 

Weekend and Ruth's. She's got the game on, and her fridge is stocked. Lets go!

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 03:17 PM (O7ksG)

360 My wife is busy making sammiches right now. And fetching beer.

Posted by: Ronster at January 07, 2012 03:17 PM (JGYCE)

361 Much as she did last night while our Magic got their ass handed to them by the Chicago Bulls.

LOL, mine is sitting here next to me now. Note that I always show here the kitteh pics, not the cheerleader pics.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 03:18 PM (YdQQY)

362 Don't any of you men spend time with your wives,

Some of us are the wives!  ;-)

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 07:15 PM (5H6zj)

Don't any of you women spend time with your husbands, or are they kvetching about Romney while you watch the NFL?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 03:18 PM (TkGkA)

363
I see we gave upon Chemistry, Thermo, metallurgy, and high finance while I was at supper.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 07:08 PM (YdQQY)

Yeah -- I was hoping Y-not would tell me if she resembled the bio prof I described in post 294.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 07, 2012 03:19 PM (7+pP9)

364 The Curse of Bo Jackson lives on.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 03:19 PM (P1nni)

365 Otherwise Obama gets to pick a new younger Ruth.

Yeah, that would be bad. So far I have avoided nausea from chemo, don't know if I could avoid it with a "younger Ruth".

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 03:19 PM (YdQQY)

366

Don't any of you women spend time with your husbands, or are they kvetching about Romney while you watch the NFL?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 07:18 PM (TkGkA)

Hubby is on a plane....have to pick him up at 11pm at Laguardia.  I hate driving to Laguardia.

Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2012 03:19 PM (X6akg)

367 Don't any of you men spend time with your wives, or are they so sick of you at this stage that NFL games and AoS posting allows them to rack out early to avoid the Big Banana.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 07:11 PM (TkGkA)

--The debate tonight would be an even bigger anti-aphrodisiac than football.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 03:20 PM (P1nni)

368
Turn out the lights, the party's over.

-Don Meredith

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 03:20 PM (TkGkA)

369 Don't any of you women spend time with your husbands, or are they kvetching about Romney while you watch the NFL?
----
He's here with a full tummy. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 03:20 PM (5H6zj)

370 Cincy gave up. Hate to see that in a playoff game.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2012 03:21 PM (Gc/Qi)

371 Woohoo!

Posted by: Miss80s at January 07, 2012 03:21 PM (d6QMz)

372 I hate driving to Laguardia.

I would hate driving anywhere in NYC.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 03:21 PM (YdQQY)

373 Gotta say, the Texans came through. Rookies all over the field and they're going to the next round. As for Cincy, they've been snakebit since Boomer, I don't know what will help them.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 03:22 PM (Qjh0I)

374

 Cincy gave up. Hate to see that in a playoff game.

Two bad interceptions will do that to a rookie QB.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 03:23 PM (d0Tfm)

375 394 Gotta say, the Texans came through. Rookies all over the field and they're going to the next round. As for Cincy, they've been snakebit since Boomer, I don't know what will help them.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 07, 2012 07:22 PM (Qjh0I)

--Does Bo Jackson have a son?  They should draft him.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 03:23 PM (P1nni)

376
What's right isn't always popular. What's popular isn't always right.
-Howard Cosell

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 03:23 PM (TkGkA)

377 Yeah -- I was hoping Y-not would tell me if she resembled the bio prof I described in post 294.

Nah!  The only thing that rang true were the escaping snails.  For me (as an undergrad) it was newts.  Yes, newts.  Slippery little suckers.  I hypophysectomized 110 of them for senior project.  That involves sedating them (in a bath of some sort of sedative) and then removing their pituitaries (accessed via the roof of their mouths).  Then I chopped off their legs. 

If god is a newt, I'm screwed. 

I moved to molecules after that.  Much simpler. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 03:24 PM (5H6zj)

378 I wonder if even I could get laid tonight by going to a sports bar and joining in the after-game celebrations?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 03:24 PM (4q5tP)

379

I hate driving to Laguardia.

They say nobody has beaten the Van Wyck Expressway...

Posted by: Elaine Benes at January 07, 2012 03:24 PM (sQF+X)

380 Yeah, Bengals did seem to give up.  'Glad the Texans won.

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 03:25 PM (5H6zj)

381 395 - I don't blame the QB, they let Foster waltz into the endzone on that last touchdown.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2012 03:25 PM (Gc/Qi)

382 For me (as an undergrad) it was newts.

Did they call you names and want to debate?

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 03:25 PM (YdQQY)

383

They say nobody has beaten the Van Wyck Expressway...

Posted by: Elaine Benes at January 07, 2012 07:24 PM (sQF+X)

LOL! 

No Van Wyck for me tonight.

Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2012 03:25 PM (X6akg)

384 And we will pay for it.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 07:00 PM (YdQQY)

Don't we always?

Also I found it interesting that no one seems to be pointing out that she apparently lied to both the policia and a federal official (ICE), exactly the kind of crap that would land a person of non-color in the slammer for a loong time.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 07, 2012 03:25 PM (i3+c5)

385

No Van Wyck for me tonight.

 

Rockaway Blvd.?

Posted by: Elaine Benes at January 07, 2012 03:26 PM (sQF+X)

386 I'd love the Bengals to draft another solid receiver like Michael Floyd next draft.  It would boost Dalton's keeper value for me. . . .

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 03:26 PM (P1nni)

387 As Y-not pointed out, some of us are the wives!

Thor is across the room from me, watching the game on the big TV. I showed him the cheerleader picture, and benefited mightily from his deep appreciation of her pointy elbows.

A true win-win!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 03:26 PM (SsG4J)

388 Yeah, lying to police is a felony (I think, may depend on what the original crime was).

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 03:27 PM (YdQQY)

389 yeah, they don't scream as much

I had a collaborator from England who was about my age.  He was in an actin lab (actin cannot be cloned; it won't fold properly) and hated going to the abattoire/slaughterhouse.  So when he struck off on his own he became an expert at cloning/expressing proteins just so he didn't have to kill anything. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 03:28 PM (5H6zj)

390 I know a shortcut

Posted by: Kosmo Kramer at January 07, 2012 03:28 PM (JGYCE)

391 Mitt Gets Word That Perry Didn't Drop Out http://tinyurl.com/7ypyrsv Heh. All hail Mitt!

Posted by: Heh at January 07, 2012 03:28 PM (/MuFf)

392 Hey logprof, I hope you know I was just kidding about the ginger QB, Dalton. He looks alright. Apparently not his best game today, but he could/should have a fine future.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2012 03:29 PM (Gc/Qi)

393

Two questions:

1- How does Marv Lewis still have a job? 0-3 in the playoffs in nine years.

2- Where is the debate being aired?

 

Posted by: Pete_Bondurant at January 07, 2012 03:29 PM (Q4jrq)

394 Weird view out the window right now.  The sun is setting, but we have clear skies under sooooper dark, low clouds, so we're getting a sunset near the horizon under this blanket of grey. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 03:30 PM (5H6zj)

395 can't wait to see Haywire, Gina Carano can actually fight and she seems like a great girl

Posted by: Jose at January 07, 2012 03:30 PM (srIqv)

396

Rockaway Blvd.?

Posted by: Elaine Benes at January 07, 2012 07:26 PM (sQF+X)

No!  There's always a five car pile up there.

Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2012 03:30 PM (X6akg)

397 OK, time to make some soup. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 03:31 PM (5H6zj)

398

I don't blame the QB, they let Foster waltz into the endzone on that last touchdown.

That was a nice stiffarm on that run. I cut Dalton some slack, seeing as how it's his first playoff game and all.

Just making the playoffs is a great thing for a rookie QB. He should be happy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 03:31 PM (d0Tfm)

399 Don't any of you men spend time with your wives, or are they so sick of you at this stage that NFL games and AoS posting allows them to rack out early to avoid the Big Banana.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 07:11 PM

One of use morons here on a Saturday night has a wife?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 03:32 PM (Y+DPZ)

400 414 Hey logprof, I hope you know I was just kidding about the ginger QB, Dalton. He looks alright. Apparently not his best game today, but he could/should have a fine future.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2012 07:29 PM (Gc/Qi)

--No worries; I'm a little wary of gingers myself.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 03:32 PM (P1nni)

401
OK, time to make some soup. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 07:31 PM (5H6zj)

Great, the herds up for French Onion!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 03:33 PM (TkGkA)

402 I don't blame the QB, they let Foster waltz into the endzone on that last touchdown.

NBC let us know he's the third undrafted player to rush for over 100 yards in the playoffs

HISTORIC !!!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 03:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

403

Posted by: Vic - Yeah, that would be bad. So far I have avoided nausea from chemo, don't know if I could avoid it with a "younger Ruth".

Chemo? I hope you are ok.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 03:35 PM (O7ksG)

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2012 03:35 PM (OF1FH)

405
One of use morons here on a Saturday night has a wife?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 07:32 PM (Y+DPZ) 

Only Dum Dum admits to marriage, but that's with his sister.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 03:35 PM (TkGkA)

406

I don't blame the QB, they let Foster waltz into the endzone on that last touchdown.

That was a nice stiffarm on that run. I cut Dalton some slack, seeing as how it's his first playoff game and all.

Just making the playoffs is a great thing for a rookie QB. He should be happy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 07:31 PM (d0Tfm)

--Well, considering the Bengals' seasons and playoffs ever since Bo Jackson got injured, and the Texans' entire history, had been abject futility to this point, this would have been feel-good catharsis whichever team won.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 03:36 PM (P1nni)

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 03:36 PM (Y+DPZ)

408 Dalton seems cocky since that completion earlier into double coverage. He's gone to the well too many times. The Tejans have his number now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 03:36 PM (d0Tfm)

409

I'm not just saying that because Ace made me do it, either. I swear.

 

You booger.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 07, 2012 03:37 PM (PjVdx)

410

Anyone have a 'pinion bout the Tebow Roethelesberger matchup? Wonder if God will tune in?

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 03:37 PM (O7ksG)

411 I hate the Bengals.

I went to a dive just over the tracks in the wrong side of town to get loaded. Unable to do so, I threw my last dollar -- and I was flat broke -- into the jukebox.

Just as my first song started playing, the Bengals game came on and the barmaid turned off the jukebox. She turned up the TV started on and on about how gorgeous Boomer's ass was.

Sometimes it's the little things you never get over.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 07, 2012 03:37 PM (7+pP9)

412 Chemo? I hope you are ok.

Doing ok for now. Recovering from colon cancer. Thanks

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 03:38 PM (YdQQY)

413 431 This could get INTERESTING;

Corey Feldman Intends to Identifiy Two Hollywood Pervs Who Abused Him

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 07:36 PM (Y+DPZ)


--I hope he does.  Another prominent person who came out publicly against his molesters (one was a former coach, I think) was Theo Fleury, former NHLer, and he helped a lot to get the discussion rolling and help others.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 03:40 PM (P1nni)

414 Houston goes to Baltimore next week no matter who wins tomorrow between Pittsburgh and Denver

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 03:40 PM (Y+DPZ)

415 This is what I love about the NFL. Two teams I didn't pay any attention to all year, didn't really care who won, and it was a great game to watch.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2012 03:40 PM (Gc/Qi)

416

Anyone have a 'pinion bout the Tebow Roethelesberger matchup? Wonder if God will tune in?

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 07:37 PM (O7ksG)

--I know raykon will.  I hate the Broncos but a consolation of them winning would be raykon self-banning here.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 03:41 PM (P1nni)

417 431 This could get INTERESTING;

Corey Feldman Intends to Identifiy Two Hollywood Pervs Who Abused Him

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 07:36 PM

It wasn't rape-rape!

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at January 07, 2012 03:41 PM (Y+DPZ)

418

Recovering is a good word. I'm glad to hear you are recovering, Vic. That's great.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 03:41 PM (O7ksG)

419 Aw, fuck. The Texans have a better playoff percentage than the Packers. Screw that.

Posted by: Dan Collins at January 07, 2012 03:42 PM (qlzIv)

420 Alex Flanagan's ebows are kind of pointy.

Posted by: frankly at January 07, 2012 03:43 PM (QBFH3)

421

Kubiak's Texans are mooving on. Good for him. I like Kubiak.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 03:44 PM (O7ksG)

422

Anyone have a 'pinion bout the Tebow Roethelesberger matchup? Wonder if God will tune in?

I'm pullin' for the Tebe. Somebody upthread said they're plowing snow off the field tonight. Rush mentioned on Friday that this could be an upset, so he might be pulling for him too.

And I'm pretty sure The Big Guy has that new app on his iPad so he can watch. Not that He'd need it...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 03:44 PM (d0Tfm)

423

And I love, LOVE the comments about pointy elbows and back fat and shit.

 

You all are some funny mofakus.  Serial.  I never ever take it the wrong way.  No worries at all, happy to make it fun.

 

...

 

assholes.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 07, 2012 03:44 PM (PjVdx)

424

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 07:41 PM (P1nni)

Let go of the hate. It's not healthy.

Posted by: Ronster at January 07, 2012 03:45 PM (JGYCE)

425

--I know raykon will.  I hate the Broncos but a consolation of them winning would be raykon self-banning here.

Posted by: logprof

I'm not sure what a raykon is. You hate the Donkeys! lol. I'm in CO, I have no choice but to love.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 03:45 PM (O7ksG)

426

assholes.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 07, 2012 07:44 PM (PjVdx)

 

Get some new material!

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2012 03:45 PM (sQF+X)

427 You bastards. Last night on Twitter, Slublog did an epic thread on his experiences with bullying in Hawaii. You want to make me have to post it? I'm drunk, assholes.

Posted by: Dan Collins at January 07, 2012 03:46 PM (qlzIv)

428 434 - If the Lard really cared about this stuff Teeeebow and the Broncs would win by 95 today, and Ben would get the Theismann/LT treatment. Of course, if the Lard was going to intervene, wouldn't Santorum be at like 95% in the polls while Mitt gets the Theismann/LT treatment???

Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2012 03:46 PM (Gc/Qi)

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 03:46 PM (Y+DPZ)

430

Houston goes to Baltimore next week no matter who wins tomorrow between Pittsburgh and Denver

And a hearty FU to K.S. "Bud" Adams.

 

Man, that's been waiting a while to come out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 03:46 PM (4q5tP)

431 OK, time to make some soup. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 07:31 PM (5H6zj)

 

Ha!

Posted by: George Carlin at January 07, 2012 03:47 PM (sQF+X)

432

wait...I'm a zombie, now...

 

Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at January 07, 2012 03:47 PM (sQF+X)

433 You booger.


Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2012 03:47 PM (OF1FH)

434 Lemon; raykon is a liberal troll who shows up from time to time.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 03:48 PM (YdQQY)

435

I'm not sure what a raykon is. You hate the Donkeys! lol. I'm in CO, I have no choice but to love.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 07:45 PM (O7ksG)

--raykon is the troll who at various times has claimed to be a USAF officer in the Arctic, posted random song lyrics, and most recently has revealed deep-seated God issues.


Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 07:41 PM (P1nni)

Let go of the hate. It's not healthy.

Posted by: Ronster at January 07, 2012 07:45 PM (JGYCE)


--I'm a Chiefs fan.  No lettin' go.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 03:48 PM (P1nni)

436 Kathy Griffin HS Cheerleader pic

The Louisville Slugger Ugly Stick was used

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 03:49 PM (Y+DPZ)

437 Doing ok for now. Recovering from colon cancer. Thanks

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 07:38 PM (YdQQY)

Excellent! A close friend of mine has been weening off of chemo and her hair is starting to come back.

I don't pretend to know what it's like but God Bless ya, Vic. I've lost family and I don't wish to go through that again. Stay alive, will ya?

Posted by: ErikW at January 07, 2012 03:49 PM (DNto3)

438 454 Alicia Silverstone in her cheerleader days

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 07:46 PM (Y+DPZ)


--So she was into Teh S&M. . . .

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 03:49 PM (P1nni)

439

assholes.

That right there is Moron Love if I ever saw it. We love you too, Dit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 03:50 PM (d0Tfm)

440

#278 Chemjeff:  "And it was a pledge card return form for... the DNC.
So, should I politely give it to them, or should I throw it away?"

I sympathize, but it's Official Mail and it's a Federal offense to  interfer with the US Mail.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 07, 2012 03:50 PM (VzVoB)

441 457 - I don't understand your question.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2012 03:51 PM (Gc/Qi)

442 Whoa, check out the outfits on the Saints' cheerleaders!  They must think they're in Vegas . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2012 03:51 PM (OF1FH)

443 Go DETROIT! 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 07, 2012 03:52 PM (jucos)

444

--raykon is the troll who at various times has claimed to be a USAF officer in the Arctic, posted random song lyrics, and most recently has revealed deep-seated God issues.

oh.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 03:53 PM (O7ksG)

445 Texans Super Bowl Bound?

I say HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: S Daniel at January 07, 2012 03:53 PM (fM4AU)

446
This could get INTERESTING;

Corey Feldman Intends to Identifiy Two Hollywood Pervs Who Abused Him

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 07:36 PM (Y+DPZ)

I'm glad the Board of Trustees threw everybody at Penn State out on their asses. Especially the president of PSU. Totally ignored by the MFM, his coverup internal "investigation" of Michael Mann was one of the reasons for his dismissal.

Unfortunately, a group of alumni has formed to go after the Board of Trustees. It's gonna get ugly.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 07, 2012 03:53 PM (7+pP9)

447

Go DETROIT! 

 

The Leafs are handing it to the RedWings, right now.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2012 03:53 PM (sQF+X)

448 Stay alive, will ya?

LOL, I'll try.

Posted by: Vic-remembering the Bee Gees disco ball days at January 07, 2012 03:54 PM (YdQQY)

449 Fergie cheerleader pic

Going by this pic, I think she may have also been the backup quarterback too

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 03:54 PM (Y+DPZ)

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 03:55 PM (YdQQY)

451 476

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 07:55 PM (YdQQY)


--Whatever

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 03:55 PM (P1nni)

452 Marvin Lewis: " Please don't fire me" - Paraphrasing

Posted by: S Daniel at January 07, 2012 03:55 PM (fM4AU)

453 453 ha.  off to google Theismann/LT treatment.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 03:55 PM (O7ksG)

454 Getting rid of sock

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 03:56 PM (YdQQY)

455 That's brutal.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 03:56 PM (O7ksG)

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 03:56 PM (Y+DPZ)

457

>>assholes.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 07, 2012 07:44 PM (PjVdx)

Now that's more like it.

That first part was giving me an itchy hives kinda thing.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 03:57 PM (HBqDo)

458

>> off to google Theismann/LT treatment.

Oh dear God, sit down when you see that.

 

Ugh..  I watched it when it happened.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 07, 2012 03:57 PM (PjVdx)

459 482 Kirsten Dunst cheerleader pic complete with sharp elbows


Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 07:56 PM (Y+DPZ)

--She on the list surprised me; since she started her acting career so young (wasn't she 13 in Interview With a Vampire?) I did not think she had time to be a cheerleader.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 03:58 PM (P1nni)

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 03:59 PM (Y+DPZ)

461 Warning don't look at this pic

Famous journalist when she was a cheerleader


Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 03:59 PM (YdQQY)

462 >>Kirsten Dunst cheerleader pic complete with sharp elbows

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 07:56 PM (Y+DPZ)

Does that logo on her top indicate that she's in reality a ginger?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 03:59 PM (HBqDo)

463 Former cheerleader on TV now

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 04:01 PM (P1nni)

464

Sup degenerates...

So, my cable is out, just wondering if any of you know where I can catch the debate online?

And yeah, it's the new alpha male cool kid thing to be home on a Saturday night watching Rick Santorum strut his stuff...

Better get on board Moe Rons.

But seriously, any online outlets?  I'm still looking...

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 07, 2012 04:02 PM (dV45O)

465 Bambi Woods was a cheerleader.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 04:02 PM (4q5tP)

466 490

Sup degenerates...

So, my cable is out, just wondering if any of you know where I can catch the debate online?

And yeah, it's the new alpha male cool kid thing to be home on a Saturday night watching Rick Santorum strut his stuff...

Better get on board Moe Rons.

But seriously, any online outlets?  I'm still looking...

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 07, 2012 08:02 PM (dV45O)

--Live stream the game instead.  Haven't you seen enough debates?

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 04:03 PM (P1nni)

467 You doing ok Vic?  My uncle had colon cancer, he was in his late 60's at the time.  It wasn't what got him though, you hang in there and get well.

Posted by: jaimo at January 07, 2012 04:04 PM (srg6T)

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 04:05 PM (YdQQY)

469 Bambi Woods was a cheerleader.

LOL, most of the Morons here are too young to remember her.

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 04:05 PM (YdQQY)

470 When do the Cowboys play?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 07, 2012 04:06 PM (Sh42X)

471 Posted by: jaimo at January 07, 2012 08:04 PM (srg6T)

Yeah, doing fine, thanks

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 04:06 PM (YdQQY)

472

Its only on network ABC do you have a regular tv with an antenna?

 

Posted by: jaimo at January 07, 2012 04:07 PM (srg6T)

473 Logprof, that is a picture of Kirsten Dunst from "Bring it On."

Posted by: no good deed at January 07, 2012 04:07 PM (mjR67)

474

What's Taffoyiah doing on the field?

She doesn't know anything about bootball.

Posted by: Ronster at January 07, 2012 04:08 PM (JGYCE)

475 Well folks, been on here on and off since 5 am. Time to pack it in for the night. Be good. bbt

Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2012 04:09 PM (YdQQY)

476

So I had shoulder surgery Friday, the nerve block wore off this morning, holy shit it hurts.  Even the perkies aren't taking care of the pain.  Then I have to do the other one in a couple of months. 

Hopefully the debates will be good and it will take my mind off the pain.  I just can't get comfortable no matter where I sit or lay down. 

Posted by: jaimo at January 07, 2012 04:09 PM (srg6T)

477

You the man Vic.  Thanks.  I'll drink an extra bourbon shot, just for you.

As for you logprof....well, you are right, but........the debates are taking on more meaning at this point.  Whatever that is worth with the mundane bag of retreads we are forced to pick from.

Anyway, I'm more concerned with tomorrow's late game if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 07, 2012 04:09 PM (dV45O)

478

Bambi Woods was a cheerleader.

LOL, most of the Morons here are too young to remember her.

She can be our secret then.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 04:10 PM (4q5tP)

479
Do welfare payments cover the cost of Lions tickets in Detroit?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 04:10 PM (TkGkA)

480

She doesn't know anything about bootball.

That hasn't stopped anyone else, like Keefums or Charles Barkley, has it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 04:11 PM (d0Tfm)

481
Government Motors is discussing purchasing the Lions, and will rename the team the Detroit Volts.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 04:11 PM (TkGkA)

482 Do welfare payments cover the cost of Lions tickets in Detroit?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 08:10 PM (TkGkA)

and the first 5,000 people who show up get a free gubment cheese block.

Posted by: jaimo at January 07, 2012 04:12 PM (srg6T)

483 Do welfare payments cover the cost of Lions tickets in Detroit?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 08:10 PM (TkGkA)

WIC cards.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 07, 2012 04:12 PM (jucos)

484
Go Lions.  Just because people love an upset, like Rocky in that second fight, like the Bad News Bears, like Perry in that debate.....wait, he didn't come back...

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2012 04:13 PM (JYheX)

485 In the early going, it looks like the Lions are hungry.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 04:13 PM (4q5tP)

486

 like Perry in that debate.....wait, he didn't come back...

Oops.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 07, 2012 04:13 PM (8MCmv)

487 499 Logprof, that is a picture of Kirsten Dunst from "Bring it On."

Posted by: no good deed at January 07, 2012 08:07 PM (mjR67)

--Yes, but she was also in the link above about famous former cheerleaders.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 04:14 PM (P1nni)

488 479 - Oh I wish you hadn't done that. Sorry I brought it up.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2012 04:15 PM (Gc/Qi)

489 Very little defense in this game so far.  I don't know why the Saints are such heavy favorites.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 07, 2012 04:15 PM (jucos)

490 Does that logo on her top indicate that she's in reality a ginger?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 07:59 PM (HBqDo)

Kirsten Dunst has the classic Scandinavian look what with the blonde heritage and attitude!

Shmokin'!

Posted by: ErikW at January 07, 2012 04:15 PM (DNto3)

491 When does the game start?

Posted by: The Saint's Defense at January 07, 2012 04:16 PM (Sh42X)

492 Go Lions.

Posted by: mama winger at January 07, 2012 04:16 PM (P6QsQ)

493

jaimo, the debates may only intensify the pain, given the format and the stoopid questions with no time to fully explore an answer.

I heartily recommend alcohol in large quantities. Had a bout of shoulder impingement last year, hurt like hell and perkies helped a lot. I can only imagine what surgery feels like. There are an awful lot of nerves in that area.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 04:16 PM (d0Tfm)

494 Isn't Dunst in her uniform from Bring It On?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2012 04:17 PM (piMMO)

495 Snooki aired it out as a HS cheerleader.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 04:17 PM (4q5tP)

496 @516
I was referencing the acronym for a unit of measure on the uniform logo
IYNWIM

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 04:18 PM (HBqDo)

497 Southwest Airlines commercial says "Bags Fly Free"

Step up to the mike with your jokes and sockpuppets

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 04:19 PM (Y+DPZ)

498 Delta, abcnews dot go dot com has a "watch live" right up top.  I didn't test it out, though.

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2012 04:19 PM (OF1FH)

499

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2012 08:17 PM (piMMO)

I think you're on to something. See 513

Posted by: Ronster at January 07, 2012 04:19 PM (JGYCE)

500 >>523 Southwest Airlines commercial says "Bags Fly Free"


Whoop! Whoop!

Posted by: Helen Thomas at January 07, 2012 04:20 PM (Sh42X)

501 523
Fine, but can I play Words With Friends too?

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at January 07, 2012 04:20 PM (Qjh0I)

502

Southwest Airlines commercial says "Bags Fly Free"

"Thanks, but she can pay for her own ticket."

Posted by: Groucho Marx at January 07, 2012 04:20 PM (d0Tfm)

503 >>Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2012 08:17 PM (piMMO)

That's affirmative

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 04:21 PM (HBqDo)

504
Has anyone seen the Jenna Jameson cheerleader picture?  Or will I just keep quite about snorting a line of coke off her ass after removing her little satin panties?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 04:21 PM (TkGkA)

505 jaimo: If the pain is so bad you can't sleep or get comfortable, call your doctor.

Posted by: mike at January 07, 2012 04:22 PM (IU2Za)

506 Fumble recovered by the Lions

Keep sharp objects away from tmi3rd and WBTUS

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 04:25 PM (Y+DPZ)

507

Has anyone seen the Jenna Jameson cheerleader picture? Or will I just keep quite about snorting a line of coke off her ass after removing her little satin panties?

Now, that's one newsletter I really want to subscribe to.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 04:25 PM (d0Tfm)

508

Thanks peaches.  I'm hoping it works come debate time.

I'm really trying to make Saturday night, whiskey, prostitutes, and Jon Huntsman, something of a tradition here in the Smelt household.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 07, 2012 04:26 PM (8MCmv)

509 Amy Poehler as a standout cheerleader.  [shivers]

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 04:27 PM (4q5tP)

510 Chris Collinsworth soils whatever he comments on

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 04:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

511 I am sure Mike, that there's not much they can do, I am just not waiting 4 hours to take my next pain pill, hopefuly tonight it will be better, I dozed a little today listening to Glenn Beck, but I hate not being able to do too much with my left arm.  I am typing though so when I go to work Monday I can do something and I get to see my doctor on Monday anyway to take the bandages off, have a look see and put something smaller on.  It will be nice to wash my hair and take a shower.

Posted by: jaimo at January 07, 2012 04:27 PM (srg6T)

512
So I had shoulder surgery Friday, the nerve block wore off this morning, holy shit it hurts.  Even the perkies aren't taking care of the pain.  Then I have to do the other one in a couple of months. 
---------
Find a pain management specialist. A months worth of Oxycodone after each surgery sounds in order.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 07, 2012 04:27 PM (7+pP9)

513
Let's be fair, someone please post the Chelsea Clinton cheerleader picture.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 04:28 PM (TkGkA)

514
Factoid:  Failure to take adequate pain management medicine prolongs the healing process.  Or so says my physician. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 04:29 PM (TkGkA)

515 I came home with 40 Oxycodones and I'm eating them like chicklets.

Posted by: jaimo at January 07, 2012 04:30 PM (srg6T)

516 Find a pain management specialist. A months worth of Oxycodone after each surgery sounds in order.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 07, 2012 08:27 PM (7+pP9)

Careful.

Posted by: ErikW at January 07, 2012 04:30 PM (DNto3)

517 536 Amy Poehler as a standout cheerleader.  [shivers]

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 08:27 PM (4q5tP)

--Linky no worky

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 04:31 PM (P1nni)

518 >>Let's be fair, someone please post the Chelsea Clinton cheerleader picture.

Was that at Claymation High?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 04:31 PM (HBqDo)

519

Hopefully I'll be ready to bowl in the fall.  I sure missed not bowling this year, especially since it was my best year ever, pain and all, managed to eek out a 187 average, it would have been in the 190's but I had to take some weeks off because of the pain and had a few bad weeks in there too.

On the bright side, I'm not shoveling snow this winter.

Posted by: jaimo at January 07, 2012 04:32 PM (srg6T)

520

Let's be fair, someone please post the Chelsea Clinton cheerleader picture.

Do we have to? I used up all my eye bleach already, and I damn sure ain't pouring any Valu-Rite in my eyes.

The bottle is still stuck to the coffee table after a bit dripped down the side last night.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 04:33 PM (d0Tfm)

521 Was Chelsea even a cheerleader?  Do they have them at swanky rich girl schools?

Posted by: jaimo at January 07, 2012 04:33 PM (srg6T)

522 Jaime, try taking four ibuprofen with the Percocet. It potentates the effects of the prescription meds. This worked for me when I had rotator cuff surgery. If you can get ahead of the pain, it becomes easier to manage. Good luck!

Posted by: Museisluse at January 07, 2012 04:34 PM (0+X+R)

523
Most colleges have an udder test, and its possible Chelsea flunked this standard.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 04:35 PM (TkGkA)

524
I came home with 40 Oxycodones and I'm eating them like chicklets.

Posted by: jaimo at January 07, 2012 08:30 PM (srg6T)

My sister was/is in horrible pain after three botched spinal surgeries.

They put her on the Fentanyl patch as well as Oxycodones. You might have to talk your doctors into that.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 07, 2012 04:37 PM (7+pP9)

525 Has anyone from Tennesee tried Popcorn Suttons white whiskey?

Posted by: Ronster at January 07, 2012 04:38 PM (JGYCE)

526

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2012 08:17 PM (piMMO)

I think you're on to something. See 513


Heh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2012 04:38 PM (piMMO)

527

--Linky no worky

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 08:31 PM (P1nni)

Just tried it and it worked.  Link is to preview tinyurl site.  Gotta click again on "Proceed to this site"

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 04:38 PM (4q5tP)

528

Just tried it and it worked.  Link is to preview tinyurl site.  Gotta click again on "Proceed to this site"

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2012 08:38 PM (4q5tP)


--Ah, the '80s . . .

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 04:40 PM (P1nni)

529

I came home with 40 Oxycodones and I'm eating them like chicklets.

Your doctor will understand. Take them with food, like the label says. And drink lots of water. As long as you start taking less of them in a couple of days, you won't get "in trouble." Your doctor will not want you to be in too much pain, although some is to be expected.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 04:41 PM (d0Tfm)

530 jaimo, you poor baby . . .  I hope the doc is able to provide you some relief very soon. 

A friend of mine had shoulder surgery in August and didn't sleep worth shit for 3 months.  The good news is that now she feels much better, is sleeping, and the surgery was very successful.

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2012 04:46 PM (OF1FH)

531 >>Great, the herds up for French Onion!

Homemade cream of asparagus.  And it was goood.  Real good. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 04:49 PM (5H6zj)

532 Jaimo, anti-inflammatories like motri/ibuprofen are as important as the pain killers and need to be taken on the same cycle.
Reducing the inflammation will help keep pain at bay and aid in recovery.
Trust me on this, I've had a lot of experience with injuries and surgery.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 04:55 PM (HBqDo)

533 Unfortunately, a group of alumni has formed to go after the Board of Trustees. It's gonna get ugly.

Alumni have very little pull in those things.  Nor should they, especially at a state school. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 04:56 PM (5H6zj)

534 wow, nice pass.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2012 04:57 PM (JYheX)

535  Will someone please explain to me the concept of "tender" beef jerky?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2012 04:57 PM (piMMO)

536 >>Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2012 08:57 PM (piMMO)

Live blog of GOP debate up

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 04:59 PM (HBqDo)

537 Will someone please explain to me the concept of "tender" beef jerky?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2012 08:57 PM (piMMO)

That would be a New York strip steak left on the counter for a week to dry out. I think.

Posted by: Ronster at January 07, 2012 05:01 PM (JGYCE)

538 "I am sure Mike, that there's not much they can do,..." Well, you're wrong. You're not the first guy with excessive post op pain they've dealt with. It may also be a sign that something is wrong and they need to see you.

Posted by: mike at January 07, 2012 05:03 PM (IU2Za)

539 Ya know, they oughta put a warning when they flash Madonna "the crypt keeper" on a commercial for the super bowl, yuck.

Posted by: lous a girl at January 07, 2012 05:04 PM (R21xD)

540 Has there ever been a good Super Bowl half time act? 

Madonna.  Ugh. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 05:05 PM (5H6zj)

541 I think Kid Rock did it one year. Hes fun to watch.

Posted by: lous a girl at January 07, 2012 05:06 PM (R21xD)

542

Okay now I know the nfl doesn't want me to watch the halftime show.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 07, 2012 05:06 PM (tKFT6)

543 OK, that would be ok, lous.


C'mon, Saints, get it together. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 05:07 PM (5H6zj)

544 The little fucker has been two timing us: @McCainBlogette Meghan McCain @allahpundit Thank you darling. 46 minutes ago via web

Posted by: mike at January 07, 2012 05:08 PM (IU2Za)

545 566 Has there ever been a good Super Bowl half time act? 

Madonna.  Ugh. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 09:05 PM (5H6zj)

--I liked Tom Petty, and I thought Prince the year before was pretty good as well.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 05:09 PM (P1nni)

546 Thanks for all the advice guys, I will get on the anti-inflammatories as well as the oxycodone.

Posted by: jaimo at January 07, 2012 05:10 PM (srg6T)

547 I think the Denver-Atlanta Super Bowl had Big Bad Voodoo Daddy as part of an ensemble (BBVD being the only one I remember).

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 05:11 PM (P1nni)

548 569 OK, that would be ok, lous.


C'mon, Saints, get it together. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 09:07 PM (5H6zj)

was it you that made the stuffed peppers the other day and threw them away, I know it was a moronette.

Posted by: lous a girl at January 07, 2012 05:11 PM (R21xD)

549 572 Thanks for all the advice guys, I will get on the anti-inflammatories as well as the oxycodone.

Posted by: jaimo at January 07, 2012 09:10 PM (srg6T)

Vicadin, baby.

Posted by: Gregory House, M.D. at January 07, 2012 05:11 PM (P1nni)

550 Live blog of GOP debate up

Thanks!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2012 05:17 PM (piMMO)

551
Unfortunately, a group of alumni has formed to go after the Board of Trustees. It's gonna get ugly.

Alumni have very little pull in those things.  Nor should they, especially at a state school. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 08:56 PM (5H6zj)

Penn State is a not a state school, although it does receive state funding. It's a weird setup.

And the Penn State alumni include some very rich, powerful and influential people. I don't think they'll be able to unseat any trustees, but they do have the power to make this media disaster much worse than it already is. It'll be interesting (and probably painful) to watch.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 07, 2012 05:18 PM (7+pP9)

552 This game should be tighter than the first one, although those fumbles are shocking.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 05:19 PM (P1nni)

553 245 Posted by: USS Alabama at January 07, 2012 05:53 PM (RXQ2T) you are a synthetic chemist? What are you making? Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 05:54 PM (7FadD) Large aromatic systems with donor and accepting groups in conjugation.

Posted by: USS Alabama at January 07, 2012 05:21 PM (RXQ2T)

554 247 Posted by: USS Alabama at January 07, 2012 05:53 PM (RXQ2T) The worst part was the damned melting point test, which was how they calculated our score on the synthesis. Yeah, we had those Fischer-Jones apparatuses that you put your stuff between two wafer-thin round pieces of glass. With my fat fingers it took me forever to get two apart.

Posted by: USS Alabama at January 07, 2012 05:27 PM (RXQ2T)

555 578 This game should be tighter than the first one, although those fumbles are shocking.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 09:19 PM (P1nni)

We took The Saints, they just need to win. Go Saints

However I will say, that Lions quarterback looks really good.

Posted by: lous a girl at January 07, 2012 05:28 PM (R21xD)

556 255 USS Alabama - Did you serve on the boat of the same name? My little brother was once the SWOF. (If I have the acronym right.) No but I did go on the battleship for an afternoon at Battleship Park in Mobile AL. Not to mention the diesel submarine next to it.

Posted by: USS Alabama at January 07, 2012 05:29 PM (RXQ2T)

557 Penn State is a not a state school, although it does receive state funding. It's a weird setup.

I know they claim that in order to avoid releasing certain info, but it is a Land Grant school under the Morrill Act and the governor sits ex officio on the BoT which also includes several other government officials. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 05:30 PM (5H6zj)

558 Great avoiding of the sack by Brees

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 05:32 PM (P1nni)

559 Jets playing the Sabres much better than their last two games.

Win this one, Jets!

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 05:33 PM (P1nni)

560 @577
Alumni are like faculty -- mostly good at obstructing what the institution tries to do and doing damage.

PSU does have some BoT members who are elected by alumni, so I suppose they could go after them, but in my experience alumni who are donors act like donors, not like alumni.  (In other words: not like spoiled brats.)  So it will be interesting to see how the alumni BoT members behave. 

The alumni that drive me nuts are the ones that have this sense of entitlement that by virtue of having attended the university 10, 20, or 30 years ago they somehow own it.  They shoot their mouths off, damaging the university and forgetting that the folks they are really hurting are the current students. 

There's some conservative blog, can't remember which one but I think there are a lot of lawyers at it, that has been waging this battle against Dartmouth for several years.  All they're accomplishing is hurting the school they claim to love.  It's really profoundly stupid. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 05:36 PM (5H6zj)

561 Jets win!!!

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 05:38 PM (P1nni)

562 I think that was a bad call.  That receiver had the catch and was down by contact.  Oh well.

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 05:40 PM (5H6zj)

563 That would have hit Georgie in his nuts if he had any.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 05:40 PM (HBqDo)

564 OOPS! wrong game

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 05:41 PM (HBqDo)

565 Someone please dispose of Bob Costas and his bad rug.

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 05:43 PM (5H6zj)

566
There's some conservative blog, can't remember which one but I think there are a lot of lawyers at it, that has been waging this battle against Dartmouth for several years.  All they're accomplishing is hurting the school they claim to love.  It's really profoundly stupid. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 09:36 PM (5H6zj)

Powerline has been following that one closely for years.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 07, 2012 05:45 PM (7+pP9)

567

--I liked Tom Petty, and I thought Prince the year before was pretty good as well.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 09:09 PM

I loved U2's XXXVI act back in 2002, the 9-11 tribute with "Where the Streets Have No Name"

Still my favorite

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 05:45 PM (Y+DPZ)

568 588 I think that was a bad call.  That receiver had the catch and was down by contact.  Oh well.

Posted by: Y-not at January 07, 2012 09:40 PM (5H6zj)


Don't remind me.

Posted by: Calvin Johnson at January 07, 2012 05:46 PM (P1nni)

569 272 USS Alabama - Did you serve on the boat of the same name? My little brother was once the SWOF. (If I have the acronym right.) The WWII ship is moored in Mobile Bay and has been since I was a wee lad. There isn't a square inch of that ship that I haven't explored (that the public could get to, that is). Good times. And a wonderful piece of history she is. Spent some time in Mobile and Spanish Fort on the east side of the bay. Used to drive to Biloxi and hang out at the casinos Saturday nights/Sunday mornings playing blackjack, 3-card and 4-card poker. Place in Mobile called Banana Docks that had the best bread pudding on the planet!

Posted by: USS Alabama at January 07, 2012 05:50 PM (RXQ2T)

570 Bombs away!

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 05:50 PM (P1nni)

571 Yay Saints!!

Posted by: lous a girl at January 07, 2012 05:50 PM (R21xD)

572 Posted by: USS Alabama at January 07, 2012 09:50 PM (RXQ2T)

--I still have yet to visit Nauticus, the museum in Norfolk where the Wisconsin is now kept.  It looks cool when driving by it though, looming ovr Town Point Park downtown.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 05:52 PM (P1nni)

573 Seriously? there have been so many pro-Saints spots & non-holding calls by the refs. I could give a rat's about the NFC but this is a JOKE.

Posted by: wankette at January 07, 2012 06:08 PM (CrYip)

574 599 Seriously? there have been so many pro-Saints spots & non-holding calls by the refs. I could give a rat's about the NFC but this is a JOKE.

Posted by: wankette at January 07, 2012 10:08 PM (CrYip)

WORD...Must have the Dream Matchup you know...Brees vs Rogers. Refs suck ass

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 07, 2012 06:11 PM (FIDMq)

575 Did anyone else notice that when they show the two announcers with the "Wildcat Saturday" logo in the background, the announcers block the logo so that all you see is TURD, in big letters?

Posted by: rtw at January 07, 2012 06:37 PM (s6tTC)

576 WTF did someone bring up bullshit calls?

Posted by: Oakland Raiders #1 in penalties ever at January 07, 2012 06:59 PM (R21xD)

577 Nice picture --giving us views of "funbags" instead of scumbags like SCOAMF or Moochelle.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 07, 2012 09:22 PM (3ESDJ)

578 I am definitely bookmarking this page and sharing it with my friends.

Posted by: Agent 6 Mobi at January 08, 2012 07:04 PM (uc0Qp)

Posted by: kadin at January 09, 2012 08:46 PM (QKpSY)

580 v

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