January 20, 2012
— Ace Odd moment.
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Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 20, 2012 09:43 AM (Jdtsu)
Posted by: Julie at January 20, 2012 09:44 AM (O/fK8)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 20, 2012 09:45 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Mudflaps at January 20, 2012 09:45 AM (2SDCe)
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2012 09:46 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: ejo at January 20, 2012 09:47 AM (VZedU)
Posted by: Julie at January 20, 2012 09:48 AM (O/fK8)
Herman Cain sang Gospel (shudder) songs. You know, slave music.
Posted by: MSM at January 20, 2012 09:48 AM (lXi+d)
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at January 20, 2012 09:50 AM (jqHOY)
Posted by: Newt Gingrich : Man at January 20, 2012 09:51 AM (lVGED)
Posted by: Rev Al Green at January 20, 2012 09:51 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Slublog at January 20, 2012 09:51 AM (0nqdj)
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 20, 2012 09:52 AM (FzVXi)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 20, 2012 09:53 AM (h6mPj)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 20, 2012 09:53 AM (Jdtsu)
Do What?
You sang six words.
How brave!
You gotta give credit to Obama, though.
Because Obama is no different from other past presidents.
When Andrew Jackson tore through Florida, he said, "Heheh, yeah, you didn't think I'd do it, did you, Mr. Madison, heheh?"
Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2012 09:54 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: Ronster at January 20, 2012 09:54 AM (JGYCE)
Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2012 09:54 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2012 09:54 AM (1Jaio)
Anti-anxiety and anti-psychotic drugs are notoriously difficult to administer perfectly. I think his psychiatrists have been doing a pretty good job, all things considered.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 20, 2012 09:54 AM (nEUpB)
Posted by: Julie at January 20, 2012 09:54 AM (O/fK8)
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 20, 2012 09:55 AM (FzVXi)
Theodore Roosevelt & The Rough Riders:
"Heheheheh, yeah, you didn't think we'd do it, did you, heheheheh?"
Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2012 09:55 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 20, 2012 09:55 AM (E7yM+)
Posted by: jd at January 20, 2012 09:55 AM (y53d1)
What was most puke-worthy was the throngs of screamers in the audience. It was reminiscent of the Beatles screamers.
And lacey is right....there are plenty of stupid women who will think this is just awesome as they swooooooon.
Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at January 20, 2012 09:55 AM (F+Xfj)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Has Joined Team Meteor at January 20, 2012 09:56 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2012 09:57 AM (hiMsy)
Posted by: Anxious Adriane Awaiting Atmospheric Auto-da-fe' at January 20, 2012 09:57 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: Steven Tyler at January 20, 2012 09:57 AM (LnQhT)
give it up for the headline, man.
this magic doesn't just happen<<<
It was clever in a "hey" way, but definitely not your best work. B-
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 20, 2012 09:58 AM (j7/ZK)
Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2012 01:54 PM (I2LwF)
I resent your tone.
Posted by: The Chickenfucker at January 20, 2012 09:58 AM (/izg2)
No! I'm not giving up anything to ace, let alone "it."
Wait. You said "for"
Nevermind.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Has Joined Team Meteor at January 20, 2012 09:58 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Ronster at January 20, 2012 01:54 PM (JGYCE)
Can he get a "What! What!"
Maybe even raise the roof?
Posted by: ErikW at January 20, 2012 09:58 AM (mqV0Z)
Letters of inspiration are coming in from all over the place:
Matt in Peoria writes:
"I am gay. After hearing Obama sing six words like an angel, I now have the courage to tell my father. Thank you, Obama!"
Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2012 09:59 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 20, 2012 09:59 AM (E7yM+)
Posted by: The Q at January 20, 2012 10:00 AM (LnQhT)
Randy: Dawg, not sure you have what it is going to take to get the job done
J-Lo: I really like you and all but I am going to vote no
Steven Tyler: Where are the babes with the big tits?
Posted by: AndrewsDad at January 20, 2012 10:00 AM (C2//T)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 20, 2012 10:00 AM (j7/ZK)
Back in the USSR
We Are the Champion
(Have You Seen the Little) Piggies?
The Internationale
The East Is Red
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 20, 2012 10:00 AM (Hx5uv)
Judy M. from Boulder, CO writes:
"I was paralyzed from the neck up. But after I heard Obama sing six words, I am healed! Praise you, Obama!!!"
Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2012 10:00 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 20, 2012 10:00 AM (FzVXi)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2012 10:01 AM (tqwMN)
Posted by: dude[prepositional phrase] at January 20, 2012 10:02 AM (QshmV)
Maybe something like:
"IIII'mmmm... So In Love With Meeeee..."
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More like: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."
Posted by: Y-not at January 20, 2012 10:02 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Barry "Jolson" Obama at January 20, 2012 01:50 PM (UaxA0)
Heh.
Posted by: baldilocks at January 20, 2012 10:02 AM (T2/zQ)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 20, 2012 10:02 AM (E7yM+)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 20, 2012 10:02 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Has Joined Team Meteor at January 20, 2012 10:02 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: dude[prepositional phrase] at January 20, 2012 10:02 AM (QshmV)
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 20, 2012 10:03 AM (FzVXi)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 20, 2012 10:03 AM (LnQhT)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 20, 2012 10:03 AM (21lBC)
Posted by: baldilocks at January 20, 2012 10:04 AM (T2/zQ)
Posted by: huerfano at January 20, 2012 10:04 AM (lXi+d)
I'm still trying to figure out the joke...is it because even a post would beat him on American Idol??
/
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2012 10:04 AM (XdlcF)
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 20, 2012 10:04 AM (FzVXi)
I'd say farmer, rancher, dairy farmer, shepherd, goatherd etc. In the case "goatherd" it is also acceptable to use "Obama's Daddy."
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 20, 2012 10:05 AM (Hx5uv)
More like: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."
Posted by: Y-not at January 20, 2012 02:02 PM (5H6zj)
"I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAYYY!"
Posted by: ErikW at January 20, 2012 10:05 AM (mqV0Z)
OT: What is the profession of someone who performs animal husbandry called? Is he a husband? Or what?
Cuckold?
Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2012 10:06 AM (G/zuv)
Saw this on F&F this morning can't watch it again. Just came off the pump and I'll puke.
Posted by: Vic at January 20, 2012 10:06 AM (YdQQY)
It insists upon itself.
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 20, 2012 10:06 AM (Hx5uv)
Judy M. from Boulder, CO writes:
"I was paralyzed from the neck up. But after I heard Obama sing six words, I am healed! Praise you, Obama!!!"
Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2012 02:00 PM (G/zuv)
Stevie W. from Compton, CA writes:
"I was blind. But after I heard Obama sing six words, I went deaf. And, I started to bleed from my ass!!!"
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 20, 2012 10:07 AM (E7yM+)
"I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAYYY!"
Posted by: ErikW at January 20, 2012 02:05 PM (mqV0Z)
Well, hewo sailor.
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 20, 2012 10:07 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2012 10:08 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 20, 2012 10:08 AM (JgNE0)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2012 10:08 AM (hiMsy)
Posted by: blindside at January 20, 2012 10:09 AM (x7g7t)
Posted by: Julie at January 20, 2012 10:09 AM (O/fK8)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 20, 2012 10:09 AM (HHg6r)
"Let's stay together."
Attention black people: that was neither a request nor a suggestion.
As he systematically ruins every cultural icon by association.
Posted by: AMartel at January 20, 2012 10:10 AM (1Bqk7)
Posted by: blindside at January 20, 2012 10:10 AM (x7g7t)
He should have sang "I'm Sorry" but the dems and the press will eat this up while our candidates continue to trash each other over who is the most against abortion and who is the bigger populist.
No wonder Obama is singing.
Posted by: robtr at January 20, 2012 10:10 AM (MtwBb)
Newt has had three wives, I don't think "Dancing Queen" is quite the right song for him, but after listening to the video I'd say SCOAMF ought to use it for his encore.
Posted by: Retread at January 20, 2012 10:11 AM (joSBv)
This is how you know life isn't fair: we're forced to listen to the talentless SCOAMT serenading his idiot supporters by singing Al Greene on the same day that the great Etta James passes away.
I don't know if that's ironic or just very, very depressing.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 20, 2012 10:11 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2012 10:11 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 20, 2012 10:11 AM (j7/ZK)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at January 20, 2012 10:12 AM (ursbV)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 20, 2012 10:13 AM (21lBC)
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 20, 2012 10:13 AM (KSjsb)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Has Joined Team Meteor at January 20, 2012 10:13 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 20, 2012 02:03 PM (FzVXi)
Perhaps a clever mashup with "It's Raining Men"
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2012 10:14 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Lyle at January 20, 2012 10:14 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Marsellus Wallace at January 20, 2012 10:14 AM (HHg6r)
Newt has had three wives, I don't think "Dancing Queen" is quite the right song for him, but after listening to the video I'd say SCOAMF ought to use it for his encore.
Posted by: Retread at January 20, 2012 02:11 PM (joSBv)
For Newt, 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover?
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 20, 2012 10:15 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 20, 2012 02:13 PM (21lBC)
Heh, it makes me laugh and sounds like nails on a chalkboard at the same time.
Posted by: ErikW at January 20, 2012 10:15 AM (mqV0Z)
Perhaps. I'd have to watch it first.
Almost every single black man I know thinks he's an R&B singer and will launch into one of those Urban Yodeling runs at the drop of a hat. Or you can keep the hat on, it won't stop them. I used to be the token white in a restaurant kitchen and to fuck with them I'd sing the same songs. In the same fashion. Oh, you should have heard the howls of laughter and/or outrage.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 20, 2012 02:11 PM (j7/ZK)
My poor brothas probably thought about going to court and getting a gag order on you. 
Posted by: baldilocks at January 20, 2012 10:16 AM (T2/zQ)
The headline is an A, maybe A-
"Post-american" is gold, but "self-pleased" might have been more . . . nuanced
9.0 for execution, plus a bit for the difficulty of pith.
Posted by: imp at January 20, 2012 10:16 AM (UaxA0)
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2012 10:17 AM (OlN4e)
Newt has had three wives, I don't think "Dancing Queen" is quite the right song for him, but after listening to the video I'd say SCOAMF ought to use it for his encore.
Posted by: Retread at January 20, 2012 02:11 PM (joSBv)
For Newt, 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover?
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 20, 2012 02:15 PM (Hx5uv)
For Marianne Gingrich, Meatloaf's I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2012 10:18 AM (4q5tP)
122 His version of "What What (In the Butt)" wasn't released due to copyright concerns.
Posted by: Hollowpoint
WINNER!!!!!!!
total win, right there.
Posted by: imp at January 20, 2012 10:18 AM (UaxA0)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2012 10:18 AM (jucos)
For Newt, 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover?
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 20, 2012 02:15 PM (Hx5uv)
For Marianne Gingrich, Meatloaf's I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2012 02:18 PM (4q5tP)
Newt: Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 20, 2012 10:19 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 20, 2012 10:19 AM (21lBC)
Unfortunately, not nearly as odd or cringe inducing as when Ashcroft sang "where eagles soar".
Posted by: phxjay at January 20, 2012 10:19 AM (c+W7U)
Now, keep in mind, this is a CNN debate and it is co-sponsored by the Hispanic Leadership Council, so I can't exactly go in the direction I would like and rip Holder a new one.
What do you think of this one: What actions would the candidates take to protect the nation from the costly consequences of illegal immigration while protecting the rights of those seeking to immigrate legally?
I just want to get into the damn debate.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2012 10:20 AM (piMMO)
Or when he covered up the breastesses.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2012 10:20 AM (piMMO)
Newt: Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places
No,
Now I Lay Me Down to Cheat.
Much more likely to have sung by Newt at some point in his life.
Posted by: imp at January 20, 2012 10:21 AM (UaxA0)
"I GOTTA BE ME! I GOTTA BE ME! DARING TO TRY! REELECTED OR DIE! I GOTTA BE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
(Big orchestral finish in descending chords, Andi Sullivan trampled underfoot in the crush throwing roses on the stage. Loud cheers and barking noises from the audience.)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 20, 2012 10:21 AM (2PTT7)
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 20, 2012 10:22 AM (WqiWe)
For Newt, 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover?
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 20, 2012 02:15 PM (Hx5uv)
For Marianne Gingrich, Meatloaf's I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2012 02:18 PM (4q5tP)
Newt: Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 20, 2012 02:19 PM (Hx5uv)
Marianne: Hank Williams' Your Cheatin' Heart
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2012 10:23 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 20, 2012 02:15 PM (Hx5uv)
Animal by W.A.S.P.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 20, 2012 10:23 AM (KSjsb)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2012 10:23 AM (jucos)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 20, 2012 10:24 AM (21lBC)
Posted by: anti-Romney at January 20, 2012 10:24 AM (FRnn5)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 20, 2012 10:24 AM (21lBC)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2012 10:24 AM (hiMsy)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2012 02:20 PM (piMMO)
Ask Mitt, after his passionate defence of Masscare, what can he do to assure us that he will indeed repeal Obamacare if elected? Will he write it in a contract in his own penis blood?
Since I think he is about as sincere as Satan about it.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2012 10:25 AM (OlN4e)
Baldilocks,
I don't see nothin' wrong... With a little bump n' gri - ee - yi - ee - yiiinnnd.
Apparently they did, to hear their feedback. 
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 20, 2012 10:27 AM (j7/ZK)
My long-time favorite song is Sara Smile.
Just now I clicked over to listen to some Al Green and suddenly it hit me. Tell me where else you've heard the first 18 seconds of this song.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2012 10:30 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 20, 2012 10:30 AM (j7/ZK)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2012 02:24 PM (hiMsy)
Sergeant Pepper!
Now somebody pass me a J
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 20, 2012 10:34 AM (/izg2)
>>>Wake me when he belts out the refrain from Marshall Tucker's Heard It In A Love Song.
Be fair. There's maybe 6 men in the world who can project that song.
Posted by: spongeworthy at January 20, 2012 10:35 AM (puy4B)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2012 10:38 AM (i0App)
One of my humanities professors described America not so much as a melting pot, but as more of a tapestry. What are your views on the assimilation of immigrants into the American culture?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2012 10:39 AM (piMMO)
Never fails to make me smile.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2012 10:40 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: cackfinger at January 20, 2012 10:43 AM (a9mQu)
Note the 'high' key he sings in?
Very MANYLY their Mr. Precedent...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2012 02:39 PM (lZBBB)
He's no Barry White.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2012 10:44 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2012 10:46 AM (3raPN)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2012 02:39 PM (piMMO)
Not bad. You might include "specific plans" in the question.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2012 10:48 AM (OlN4e)
Thanks!
They have more than 3k requests for seats and only 700 spaces available. I doubt I'll get to ask a question, but I do want to get into the auditorium.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2012 10:55 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2012 10:59 AM (7W3wI)
And still the ratings will continue to crater. Because of the racism!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 20, 2012 11:00 AM (2PTT7)
Posted by: the Butcher at January 20, 2012 11:01 AM (8g9qq)
Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2012 01:54 PM (I2LwF)
Currently it's President of the US, or SCOAMF for short.....
Posted by: Crowsting,who knows that Obama=SCOAMF at January 20, 2012 11:21 AM (61BD9)
Posted by: Helpful Pundit at January 20, 2012 11:53 AM (jiwQf)
Perhaps he should have been singing -
I heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer will you be mine
I heard it through the grapevine
And I'm just about to lose my mind
Posted by: rockmom at January 20, 2012 11:55 AM (qE3AR)
And yes...it's time for another bongo bongo poetry slammm dedicated to the half-Irish, but 100% drunk, Ace O' Spades. I hate you guys, but I love your comments.
I call this "Halliburton." I hope you like.
Halliburton. [bongo slap slap]
My dear trusted friend [ bongo roll]
Evil blackwater cocaine cowboy [ double bongo roll]
Graded poorly, your DUI wife. [bongo slap]
Killer killer. [bongo slap slap]
Weapon O' Mass Destruction [bongo roll]
We worship you. [bongo slap]
Our blackwater hearts grow fatter [double bongo roll]
On the blood of innocent tyrants [double bongo roll]
Make peace with ourselves [bongo slap]
Gaia we are not fit your your dirt. [triple bongo roll fade out]
Be sure to tip me on your way out and buy my latest documentary "Jesusland Sucks You Fucking Hick Losers". This talent need pork rinds to function.
Posted by: Beatnik Fatass Michael S'Moore at January 20, 2012 12:20 PM (qxcKC)
Posted by: boned to the bone at January 20, 2012 12:31 PM (BHM5V)
If you think Obama walks on water this is yet another rapturous moment we'll be telling our grandkids about 50 years from now. "I was on the bridge with Dr. King" will soon be trumped by "I was at the Apollo when Barack sang."
If you dont like Obama this is creepy weird in a very big way and shows a glimpse of his character & attitude that's quite unhealthy.
Posted by: Mike D. at January 20, 2012 01:56 PM (p8QOg)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 20, 2012 09:13 PM (3ESDJ)
Posted by: Anson Mitchell at January 21, 2012 02:11 PM (3dOug)
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Posted by: baldilocks at January 20, 2012 09:43 AM (T2/zQ)