October 03, 2012

Post-Debate Cigarette Thread
— Ace

Ah.

That was tremendously enjoyable.

Chris Matthews melts the eff down.

Luntz's Dunces are on Fox, and for once, they've got some definite opinions.

Luntz: "I have not had a group that swung this much. This is overwhelming for Romney. This is a big deal."

Posted by: Ace at 07:06 PM | Comments (1162)
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1 Woot

Posted by: Methos at October 03, 2012 07:07 PM (6LvlL)

2 First?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 03, 2012 07:07 PM (GE1+K)

3 Huh? First?

Posted by: theOtherJay at October 03, 2012 07:07 PM (alecm)

4 Curb stomp.......

Posted by: Yes I Am at October 03, 2012 07:07 PM (oc9hK)

5 @iowahawkblog
Poor guy, couldn't get it up on his anniversary.

Posted by: Jose at October 03, 2012 07:07 PM (srIqv)

6 Grin

Posted by: Carson at October 03, 2012 07:07 PM (QgkyJ)

7 How much will they have to over sample dems now?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf at October 03, 2012 07:07 PM (WbZn7)

8 Whoops, just put this at the end of last thread:

I was really surprised by The Kraut's analysis. He did say Romney won, but then made a big fucking deal out of the polls, saying that Obama was acting like "someone who was leading" and acting like he really was +9 in the swing states. He doesn't really believe those shitty-ass polls, does he?

Posted by: Filly at October 03, 2012 07:08 PM (247Qj)

9 Dooh!

Posted by: theOtherJay at October 03, 2012 07:08 PM (alecm)

10 15th Yo. I'm da sweetmess.

Posted by: johnd01 at October 03, 2012 07:08 PM (js5jY)

11 Obama is walking bow-legged tonight and Reggie Love is 1000 miles away.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 07:08 PM (imtbm)

12 Plenty of room in this thread. 
As for the debate, I feel like I just left a Rocky movie.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 03, 2012 07:08 PM (GZitp)

13 President Prompter couldn't score even with extra minutes added to his clock.

Posted by: Joe mama at October 03, 2012 07:08 PM (rlba9)

14 Seriously. All my regrets kinda wafted away tonight. Bravo, Mitt.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 03, 2012 07:08 PM (kqGWM)

15 Frank Lutz focus group : 19 to 4 Romney won.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 03, 2012 07:08 PM (4cRnj)

16 But the question is:

Are you still master of your domain?

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 03, 2012 07:08 PM (mcWHD)

17 Hell fuckin'  yeah.  TFG couldn't get off the stage fast enough at the end.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2012 07:08 PM (lOmbq)

18 Lunzts'  dunces.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2012 07:08 PM (cTN1q)

19 First?
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no

Posted by: Methos at October 03, 2012 07:08 PM (6LvlL)

20 Oh well. *puff* There were a lot of I wish moments. But overall I think Romney excelled.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 03, 2012 07:08 PM (GE1+K)

21 Holy shit heard Al Gore make excuse for Obama because of altitude change from NV to Co hahahaha. Ya current is still on.

Posted by: Odel Roo at October 03, 2012 07:08 PM (MSW07)

22

Still stuck at work. Got to watch the live commenting.

I'll stay up late watching C-SPAN. Gotta sop at 7-11 for Vaseline and Kleenex.

Posted by: fluffy at October 03, 2012 07:08 PM (O6q63)

23 Next time we need to come right out and say we're live-flogging the debate. Might as well be honest.

Posted by: elizabethe mostly lurks at October 03, 2012 07:08 PM (q7Aum)

24 More choom, Barry. It's the only answer.

Posted by: JEM at October 03, 2012 07:09 PM (yzx+C)

25 just pathetic on obama's part.  Where's the lowering of your oceans now, libs

Posted by: joeindc44 finds obama's debate prep to be vile, particularly vile at October 03, 2012 07:09 PM (Z3ckx)

26 Romney's balls were so big tonight; they were smothering Obama. In the end, Obama choked on 'em.

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 03, 2012 07:09 PM (mcWHD)

27 What a difference an adult makes!

Posted by: Mery M. Ployer at October 03, 2012 07:09 PM (WcZyl)

28 if Obama had only said "WHERE'S YO DOLLAH?" he would've rallied the base and won

Posted by: JParker at October 03, 2012 07:09 PM (8HhF2)

29 Any word on Luntz' Dunces yet?

The CO undecideds results are next on the CNN.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 07:09 PM (imtbm)

30 "Later skaterz"?  Wow.  I've not read that since my Commodore BBS days.  Of course, back then, we'd say "L8r sk8rz" or something equally as stupid.  Ah, to be young and stupid.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at October 03, 2012 07:09 PM (9SwFX)

31 Obama was like the runaway looper, so many body parts handed to him that he just wanted it to end.

Posted by: joeindc44 finds obama's debate prep to be vile, particularly vile at October 03, 2012 07:09 PM (Z3ckx)

32 It was pretty much a draw.

Posted by: Liberal Idiot at October 03, 2012 07:09 PM (4ruKk)

33 No way in hell the douche bag in the glasses in the front row of the Luntz group isn't a Dem plant

Posted by: Doc at October 03, 2012 07:09 PM (3HsdR)

34 Pitch this to current tv. show debate as comments scroll. Since Al invented the internet it should be good to go. Kind of a popup video thing. Also, fuck Barky.

Posted by: nip at October 03, 2012 07:09 PM (11Tdq)

35 Romney, you did good.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 03, 2012 07:09 PM (6JMZR)

36 Barry:  Hoover  Dam.     Mitt:  Damn!!

Posted by: Harvard JD/MBA GPA: 3.97 at October 03, 2012 07:09 PM (wIgpo)

37 heard Al Gore make excuse for Obama because of altitude change from NV to Co

Just like every team that plays here...

.. and loses!

Posted by: Joe mama at October 03, 2012 07:10 PM (rlba9)

38 This almost makes the last 4 years worthwhile, except for the dead ambassador and great depression 2.0 and all that other fascist stuff

Posted by: joeindc44 finds obama's debate prep to be vile, particularly vile at October 03, 2012 07:10 PM (Z3ckx)

39 What surprised me was that the moderator wasn't throwing softballs at President Choom; he was actually fairly balanced.

He'll never work again!

Posted by: RoadRunner at October 03, 2012 07:10 PM (GEvYH)

40 Let the preference cascade begin!

*phhhhbbbt* Winston.

Posted by: RarestRX at October 03, 2012 07:10 PM (9ct4e)

41 The debate tonight was that scene in the Avengers where the Hulk smashes loki

Posted by: Marion "Cobra" Cobretti at October 03, 2012 07:10 PM (CKVqD)

42

Sigh - next debate I need to remember to wear some Depends for watching MSNBS post debate analysis.

 

hahahahahahahahaha

 

Posted by: Uncle Joe at October 03, 2012 07:10 PM (mg8ch)

43 Chris Matthews' meltdown was music to my ears.

Posted by: Alan at October 03, 2012 07:10 PM (hZ/PA)

44 Why did the chicken cross the road? So Ace could choke him. Boss gets the night off.

Posted by: Velociman at October 03, 2012 07:11 PM (yy9MQ)

45 Lutz has never seen a swing like this in his focus groups.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 03, 2012 07:11 PM (4cRnj)

46 So, has anybody on the MSM channels hung themselves on air yet?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2012 07:11 PM (lOmbq)

47 Luntz's Dunces swung more for Romney after this debate than any other focus group he's done. Shiiiiiitttttttttttttttttt.

Posted by: DOOM, Ed.D at October 03, 2012 07:11 PM (rqCsd)

48 He is a broken man... Poor Chris

Posted by: Odel Roo at October 03, 2012 07:11 PM (MSW07)

49 Wonder if Althouse thought the debate was racist?

Posted by: mare at October 03, 2012 07:11 PM (A98Xu)

50 Bravo to Mitt! He delivered what we had always wanted - someone to stand up to Barry and smack him like the little bitch he is. In my deepest dreams maybe, like an abscess, the cult of Obama will burst and disappear into a cloud of shame, and Barry will get the Mondale numbers he should have. Won't happen, but still, this should roil the election.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 03, 2012 07:11 PM (uhAkr)

51 Mmmm delicious Chris Matthews tears.

Posted by: Klingonizm at October 03, 2012 07:11 PM (+mo5S)

52 Don't worry Mr. President: It's only a flesh wound.

Posted by: The Black Knight at October 03, 2012 07:12 PM (imtbm)

53 Also remember: Obama got 4 more minutes of talk time and did less with more. Just like the government.

Posted by: DOOM, Ed.D at October 03, 2012 07:12 PM (rqCsd)

54 Holy crap. Luntz has never seen a focus group swing so strongly before tonight.

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at October 03, 2012 07:12 PM (Mwakv)

55 And I'm prepared to bet that Luntz's four delusionals are three blacks and a hippie burnout public-U adminiatrator.

Posted by: JEM at October 03, 2012 07:12 PM (yzx+C)

56 Any word on Luntz' Dunces yet?
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They pretty much told Krauthammer to blow off. 19-4 for Romney in a group that voted by a slim majority for Bammy

Posted by: Methos at October 03, 2012 07:12 PM (6LvlL)

57 If you've ever been unprepared for a big thing, a debate or trial, you recognize the look on obama's face and his attitude throughout the deabte

Posted by: joeindc44 finds obama's debate prep to be vile, particularly vile at October 03, 2012 07:12 PM (Z3ckx)

58 Also: what happened to Kratos?  Someone's sig suggested that his IP was banned.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at October 03, 2012 07:12 PM (9SwFX)

59 Unleash the Preference Cascade!

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 03, 2012 07:13 PM (rlba9)

60 At the next debate Mitt and SCOAMF come out, Mitt delivers his opening, SCOAMF does a quick shout out and gives up the podium to Bill Clinton

(it's happened before)

Posted by: fortune teller at October 03, 2012 07:13 PM (fz48n)

61 >>>He doesn't really believe those shitty-ass polls, does he? How long did Hitler think he was winning? How long did Al Davis think his team was a contender? Napoleon, did he ever doubt he was going to kick butt at Waterloo? Narcissists can't lose...in their own mind

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 03, 2012 07:13 PM (GE1+K)

62 I never thought I would live to see a Presidential candidate hate fuck the incumbent on live TV.  The only thing missing was Romney walking over to Lehrer and wiping his junk off on his jacket...

We may actually win this thing in a landslide...

Posted by: B at October 03, 2012 07:13 PM (9LrE7)

63

Romney hit a very strong message tonight, and I hope he realizes it.  One of the strongest facts that he was able to put out was that he was a Republican Governor of Massachusetts, and a lot of people saw that as proof that he could be bipartisan. 

 

I think the low information voter is looking for someone who can end quibbling in Washington, and they know that Obama hasn't done it.  This could be a huge momentum shift for Romney.

Posted by: boone at October 03, 2012 07:13 PM (tIyK2)

64 Christie looks pretty damn clairvoyant.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 03, 2012 07:13 PM (GZitp)

65 CNN trying to fact check the $716 billion and--surprise--call it false.

Yup. Right bitches.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 07:13 PM (imtbm)

66 If you've ever been unprepared for a big thing, a debate or trial, you recognize the look on obama's face and his attitude throughout the deabte

Or throughout his presidency.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 03, 2012 07:14 PM (6JMZR)

67 TFG never looked into the camera, he was looking for mini-me, his teleporter. Mitt looked right at me during his closing statement. Bravo.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 03, 2012 07:14 PM (IOuIz)

68 From now on, all polls will have a D+30 sample just to keep it close.

Posted by: RoadRunner at October 03, 2012 07:14 PM (GEvYH)

69 obama got a fact wedgie in front of 50 million people

Posted by: the dandy at October 03, 2012 07:14 PM (GB5Tc)

70 No one tell ace Rubio is on Fox, he won't be master of his domain.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 03, 2012 07:14 PM (4cRnj)

71 61 Jamarcus is a great playa! Get over it!

Posted by: Zombie Al Davis at October 03, 2012 07:14 PM (3HsdR)

72 Rubio liked it. Romney exposed the emperor with no clothes. Romney's line, "I have no idea what you are talking about," was the takeaway.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 03, 2012 07:15 PM (PH+2B)

73 Guys, Luntz's Dunces rate Romney as very strong; several have switched their votes.

Posted by: ace at October 03, 2012 07:15 PM (LCRYB)

74 Mitt = Panzer tanks

Obama = Poland

Posted by: dantesed at October 03, 2012 07:15 PM (tdUr/)

75 lolz, when unprepared you face the moderator

Posted by: joeindc44 finds obama's debate prep to be vile, particularly vile at October 03, 2012 07:15 PM (Z3ckx)

76 Goddamn... nearly got in a fight with hubby tonight before the debate.  He thought Romney would pull a McCain.  I said no effing way baby.  Romney is gonna bring it tonight.  So glad I was right and hubby is fine with that. lol

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 03, 2012 07:15 PM (UljOc)

77 Obama,
Less is more.

Sincerely,

Posted by: Mies van der Rohe at October 03, 2012 07:15 PM (9/bcB)

78 Ace, please post the Luntz' dunces when you get it. some of us don't gots the cable no more.

Posted by: taylork at October 03, 2012 07:15 PM (ppNDn)

79 Wow! I couldn't watch (again, can't. stand. him.) but my husband was ECSTATIC. Thought Mitt did really well, he really won him over! While the usual total mindless libs in my family are making the usual noises on FB, there were quite a few who I know voted Barry last time that were all "that is not the same man from 4 years ago, wtf?!?!" I take that as a good sign. An dlots of Ron Paul wishing from my we-hate-republicans fam and friends, which I think is good. Dream of Ron Paul and stay home, that will work fine for me.

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at October 03, 2012 07:15 PM (J6kXj)

80 74 Guys, Luntz's Dunces rate Romney as very strong; several have switched their votes. Posted by: ace

Really?

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 03, 2012 07:16 PM (4cRnj)

81 if you don't have this recorded, look for a clip later... I imagine most blogs will have it. But it's very good for Team Red. "I have not had a group that swung this much. This is overwhelming for Romney. This is a big deal."

Posted by: ace at October 03, 2012 07:16 PM (LCRYB)

82 Anybody think Mooch was having a good time walking up to Zero and the Romney family afterward?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 03, 2012 07:16 PM (PH+2B)

83 So, uh, Bo is thanking the dog gods that Obama is over 1000 miles away.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 07:16 PM (imtbm)

84 Can we haul out the office of the Presumptive President Elect seals now?  How about now?



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at October 03, 2012 07:16 PM (Gk3SS)

85 You know I watched Presdant Obama and Romney twonite on my Obama phone. Obama kicked Ryans ass big time. We needs to keep Obama in presadent you know. Go Oblama.......

Posted by: The Obama Cell Phone Babe at October 03, 2012 07:16 PM (lJ3rV)

86 why treacher is treacher, nice:

I'm just worried that 's failure in tonight's debate will overshadow all his other failures. Leave it alone, guys.

Posted by: joeindc44 finds obama's debate prep to be vile, particularly vile at October 03, 2012 07:17 PM (Z3ckx)

87 My gawd I got a headache just watching Matthews stroking out!

Posted by: tasker at October 03, 2012 07:17 PM (r2PLg)

88 WOW. Romney RAPED OBAMA. PREFERENCE CASCADE BEGINS TONIGHT. BYE BITCHES!!!!!

Posted by: NWConservative at October 03, 2012 07:17 PM (yGyDC)

89 If Bambi has an October Surprise lined up, I suggest he deploy it tomorrow.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 03, 2012 07:17 PM (6JMZR)

90

7How much will they have to over sample dems now?

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Will they even be able to find any after that?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 07:17 PM (kzejo)

91 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2012 07:17 PM (6o4Fb)

92 All my fb friends (with maybe three exceptions) are insisting that Romney lied, and HOW can you debate LIES, and besides, Obama was trying to CALMLY discuss stuff, but Romney kept returning to talking points, and besides all that, Romney was just a big old MEANIE-head to the President, God love him and protect him and so on and so on and so on.....

All except one libbie friend-- who started about 20 minutes into the debate cursing the two-party system and insisting that Green Party and Libertarian Party candidates should be included in the debate.

Ah, Politics!!  *huggles politics*

Posted by: Cynthia at October 03, 2012 07:17 PM (lhhNH)

93 So what kind of disease will the JEF come down withbefore subsequent debates? I don't think he's capable of doing better. Right now Ploof, Axelhole, and Jarrett are busily chattering away with the organizers and moderators of subsequent debates looking for a way to save the Prick-in-Chief from further alcohol enemas.

Posted by: JEM at October 03, 2012 07:17 PM (yzx+C)

94 Luntz's Dunces OVERWHELMINGLY Thought Romney won & most are now voting for him & say they won't change, 2 Pillowbiters still liked Obama Luntz said he has NEVER had a swing this big

Posted by: Evilpens at October 03, 2012 07:17 PM (ck76k)

95 What happened to Tingles?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2012 07:17 PM (lOmbq)

96 Its just a flesh wound!

Posted by: Chrissy the black knight Matthews with no arms or legs at October 03, 2012 07:18 PM (PHb2k)

97 October Surprise: Mitt has overdue library books. And they're FICTION!

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at October 03, 2012 07:18 PM (J6kXj)

98 rubio knows about liberal pathology

Posted by: joeindc44 finds obama's debate prep to be vile, particularly vile at October 03, 2012 07:18 PM (Z3ckx)

99 I can't wait for the foreign policy debate.

Those burning embassies of ours all over the world? Independence Day decorations?

Posted by: PJ at October 03, 2012 07:18 PM (DQHjw)

100 CNN: Not the first incumbent to have a bad first debate.

REally? Name one then.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 07:18 PM (imtbm)

101 What happened to Tingles?


Sounds like Reality decided to skullfuck him. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at October 03, 2012 07:18 PM (Gk3SS)

102 rubio: the president was exposed

Posted by: joeindc44 finds obama's debate prep to be vile, particularly vile at October 03, 2012 07:18 PM (Z3ckx)

103 Mitt : Chris Christie
Obama : Donuts

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 03, 2012 07:19 PM (4cRnj)

104 One of Luntz's dunces thought Lehrer should have pulled Romney off Zero, thought he was being too harsh, too powerful or something. Letting Mitt beat him up. Should have stepped in. Loser.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 03, 2012 07:19 PM (PH+2B)

105 Remember: 2/3rds of Americans thought Bambi was going to win the debate.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 03, 2012 07:19 PM (6JMZR)

106 We watched on Fox, did anyone else notice after it was over and the families all came on stage that Romney, himself, went over and scooped up his debate notes from the podium?

I pointed this out to hubby: look he's careful, he takes care of the important little things himself, like when you see the top chefs on "Iron Chef" doing things you'd think are beneath them, like chopping the parsley or something.  But the Chef knows those are the most important things.  Romney was not taking any chances any corrupt MSM types would get to his notes.

So I wondered about Obama's notes.  Sure enough we saw the flunky/campaign op/stage hand come out and get them after everyone was off the stage.

A very telling bit of business.

GOOD JOB MITT ROMNEY!!!

You looked super-prepared, Obama was indeed like the school boy who'd been forced against his will to "stay inside all day" and "do his homework" and who made goshdarn sure none of it sank in.

Thank the good Lord for this!

Posted by: jocon307 at October 03, 2012 07:19 PM (GLnQ1)

107 What the heel was that? Chris Matthews: There was no Bobby Kennedy in the Green Room with our MSNBC knives where we FIGHT FIGHT! HE should watch HARDBALL--we have our knives OUT! (and our dicks..)

Posted by: tasker at October 03, 2012 07:19 PM (r2PLg)

108

Sounds like Reality decided to skullfuck him.

 

He didn't  cry, did he? Please tell me he cried.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2012 07:20 PM (lOmbq)

109 BRING ON TEH FLAMING SKULLLLLLLLL!

Posted by: Crashpanic at October 03, 2012 07:20 PM (yMZl9)

110 "I have not had a group that swung this much. This is overwhelming for Romney. This is a big deal."

Posted by: ace at October 03, 2012 11:16 PM (LCRYB)



Preference Cascade. Can you feel it?

Posted by: mugiwara at October 03, 2012 07:20 PM (XT2y5)

111 Hannity/Palin are nailing it. "The more the plans fail, the more the planners plan." -Ronald Reagan

Posted by: Thorvald at October 03, 2012 07:20 PM (1V6Pv)

112 " I  have  no  idea  what  you  are  talking  about"  - Mitt.   Game  changer.  Game  over.  Over.

Posted by: Harvard JD/MBA GPA: 3.97 at October 03, 2012 07:20 PM (wIgpo)

113 I don't smoke cigs, so I'm going to have to spark a left-handed one IYKWISAITYD. That performance gave me a hard-on.

Posted by: Blacksheep at October 03, 2012 07:20 PM (nvV9F)

114 Two things:

1) You know who really needs a cigarette after that?  Barack Obama.

2) You know why barack obama looked so good in the debates last time?  John Stuttering Clusterfuck McLame.





Ace, i just want to know, are you still on your celibacy vow or did you orgasm hands free tonight?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 07:20 PM (ovpNn)

115 Gosh, why didn't interviews with Glamour magazine and DJ Pimp With the Limp prepare Obama for hard-hitting questions from Romney?

Posted by: DOOM, Ed.D at October 03, 2012 07:20 PM (rqCsd)

116 OMG.  Just took my first relaxed breath.  Feel like I can actually see daylight.  Thank you Mitt!!!!

Posted by: Katy Beth at October 03, 2012 07:20 PM (h0lvD)

117

And the thread winner is 60.

Posted by: boone at October 03, 2012 07:20 PM (tIyK2)

118 Tingles:He bit the apple--what!?

Posted by: tasker at October 03, 2012 07:21 PM (r2PLg)

119 now, the Ryan/Biden debate - that one I will watch with relish !!!! [clasps hands together]

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at October 03, 2012 07:21 PM (J6kXj)

120 Palin on Hannity is really good......

Posted by: Lee__ at October 03, 2012 07:21 PM (RCIAf)

121 At this hour Team Obama's Senior Advisor, David Ploufe, is resorted to bucking up Al Sharpton.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 03, 2012 07:21 PM (zrpqj)

122

CNN: Not the first incumbent to have a bad first debate.

REally? Name one then.

Jimmy Carter springs to mind.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 07:21 PM (UlCb1)

123 Romney won. I just wish he was more conservative. But maybe if he was more conservative, he might not be in a position to win. I guess I'll have to settle for getting that SCOaMF out of the White House. I can live with that.

Posted by: Evan3457 at October 03, 2012 07:21 PM (e8QWD)

124 oh sure, everyone's here. I'll snark here instead, bet those libs are sorry they mocked the Romney's playing Jenga before the debate now. I bet the Obama campaign will tweet a picture of him playing Risk or something before the next debate.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 03, 2012 07:21 PM (RZ8pf)

125 "Narcissists can't lose...in their own mind"

I meant Kraut, not Obama.  He honestly seemed to believe Mitt was far, far behind like the D+11 polls say.

Posted by: Filly at October 03, 2012 07:21 PM (247Qj)

126 So, in the hyper-concentrated news cycle, MSM will acknowledge Romney's gain tonight and talk up an Obama comeback by noon tomorrow.

Posted by: CJ at October 03, 2012 07:22 PM (9G+G5)

127 Althouse :
I'm just scanning the web (and listening to the TV commentators). Romney certainly seemed to be trying to win, and Obama was quite mellow. Obama dished out policy points and always sounded steady, if a bit tired at times, but I think he was relying on his famous likeability, occasionally flashing his famous smile (for little reason). Romney might have gotten too passionate, and he was bubbling with policy ideas, and the message was: Give me the job, let me work for you, I can help.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 03, 2012 07:22 PM (4cRnj)

128 " I have no idea what you are talking about" - Mitt"

I'd like to say that was the defining moment but Romney had him from the word go. It was the best line though.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 03, 2012 07:22 PM (GZitp)

129 We've all witnessed the puppy-eating Demi-god charade to Earth Wow .. just wow

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 03, 2012 07:22 PM (e8kgV)

130 I told my wife I was going to wreck her tonight like President Romney wrecked that Jug Eared Fuck...  She's totally down for it!

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 07:22 PM (AREf/)

131 BTW, obama? You don't have enough time to prepare for the next debate.

Posted by: joeindc44 finds obama's debate prep to be vile, particularly vile at October 03, 2012 07:22 PM (Z3ckx)

132 Chrissy looked like a guy who knew even his bullshit "facts" were going to get destroyed.

Posted by: taylork at October 03, 2012 07:22 PM (ppNDn)

133 The Hammer isn't getting out of The Bubble enough of late, methinks. I kind of feel sorry for him.

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at October 03, 2012 07:22 PM (J6kXj)

134 If Bambi has an October Surprise lined up, I suggest he deploy it tomorrow.
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Oh, fuck me.

Posted by: M Ahmadinejad at October 03, 2012 07:22 PM (6LvlL)

135 Dennis Miller line of the night: Obama better hope a Kicked Ass is covered under Obamacare. Bwahahaha!

Posted by: jakeman at October 03, 2012 07:22 PM (96M6e)

136 OK, now how do we put the Kracken back?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 07:23 PM (kzejo)

137 Rob Portman gets free beer for life

Posted by: Stark at October 03, 2012 07:23 PM (TIgH8)

138 I haven't felt this good about the Romney campaign since the Ryan speech at the convention.

Posted by: taylork at October 03, 2012 07:23 PM (ppNDn)

139 But why didn't Romney debate-stomp Obama last week?!?

Posted by: Reality Cherk at October 03, 2012 07:23 PM (XT2y5)

140 Posted by: The Obama Cell Phone Babe at October 03, 2012 11:16 PM (lJ3rV)

You keep using the word 'Babe'. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Can you believe "The Princess Bride" is 25 years old? Inconceivable!

Posted by: RoadRunner at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (GEvYH)

141 You People should have seen Mitt shred Newt in Florida--or remember iffn you did see The Shredding


other dudes on the dais, but Mitt zeroed in on He Who Was Allegedly Ahead

Posted by: Bat Red in Baton Rouge at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (Dll6b)

142 Man, and you thought I looked bad on MNF.

Posted by: Tony Romo at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (ZETiK)

143 FATALITY.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (x8wJs)

144 I am absolutely stunned at the utter devastation unleashed on SCOAMF tonight. 

Posted by: Tasmaniac at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (X2M6S)

145 AxelTURD said "It wasn't a Game Changer" UMMM Liberal Media & Luntz's Dunces seem to disagree

Posted by: Evilpens at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (ck76k)

146

Politico's live feed is mana, milk thick with anguish is being wrung from every pore. It's an oven bag and helium tank night in the reality based community. 

Posted by: dorian taupe at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (IfM3l)

147
The JEF was Loki.

Mittens was the Hulk.

I was grinning from ear to ear.


Posted by: Brown Line at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (AGUDW)

148 Obama was the low-information debater.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (PH+2B)

149 And the beauty is: next up is Ryan v. Biden, followed by Romney v. Obama on foreign policy. Yeah ... the game is afoot motherfuckers .....

Posted by: Blacksheep at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (nvV9F)

150

I can't wait for the foreign policy debate.

Yup, Barky trying to push the "What terrorist attack" meme will be priceless.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (UlCb1)

151 Face it, Obama go tea-bagged on live TV.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (+vJSW)

152 That debate was so much fantasy that I thought when President Honey Boo-boo banged into the microphone Kate Upton was knocking at my door for a nightcap.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (M2x4y)

153 67 to 25 who won the debate from CNN.

Wow.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (imtbm)

154 so awesome!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (Ho2rs)

155 I wish I did have a cigarette to smoke.  Maybe I'll buy a pack for election night.  That would be nice.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (cTN1q)

156 129She really wants to swallow Baraka's load doesn't she ?Damn that bitch has got a bad case of jungle fever.

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2012 07:24 PM (6o4Fb)

157 Mitt: Lindsey Lohan Obama: Free Coke.

Posted by: tasker at October 03, 2012 07:25 PM (r2PLg)

158

I have not had a group that swung this much.

---

never been to San Franciso have you?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 07:25 PM (kzejo)

159 Obama got hist 3 AM phone call at 9 PM after being told weeks in advance he is going to get it, and still flubbed it entirely

Posted by: boone at October 03, 2012 07:25 PM (tIyK2)

160 I'm drained, yet relaxed.

Posted by: joncelli at October 03, 2012 07:25 PM (CWlPF)

161 Obama is a much better bowler than debater.

“President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people.”- Clint Eastwood

Posted by: Dobby at October 03, 2012 07:25 PM (62yHA)

162 wait..that sucked.

Posted by: tasker at October 03, 2012 07:25 PM (r2PLg)

163 On the bright side, Bambi, at least you still have your stellar foreign policy to fall back on...

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 03, 2012 07:25 PM (6JMZR)

164 Yeah that cig was enjoyable, no doubt.  Two more like this (if TFG shows up at all) and I'll be jerking off to pictures of Mitt like Jon does to Obama posters.

Posted by: Adam at October 03, 2012 07:25 PM (/YJYi)

165 Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2012 07:25 PM (lOmbq)

166

Maddow is beating down David Plouffe.

 

Says 46 % thought Romney won 22 Obama 32 tie in CBS poll 

Posted by: CJ at October 03, 2012 07:25 PM (9G+G5)

167 michelle and/ or reggie ain't getting anything tonight

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 03, 2012 07:25 PM (Ho2rs)

168 Barack knows what it means to be a black man in a debate pwned by rich, white people!

Posted by: Rev J. Wright at October 03, 2012 07:25 PM (RLTt1)

169 Looks like BO is going to have to wag teh dog before he eats it.

Posted by: Gary Rosen at October 03, 2012 07:26 PM (Kz60W)

170 I have to think Gary Johnson lost 50 percent of his base tonight....

Posted by: Lee__ at October 03, 2012 07:26 PM (RCIAf)

171 Althouse is a hippy twat lib douchebag ball of dung


Posted by: Bat Red in Baton Rouge at October 03, 2012 07:26 PM (Dll6b)

172 Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Romney!
 
TFG got called a liar more times tonight to his face than in total over the last 4 years.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2012 07:26 PM (ccXZP)

173 I didn't "watch" the debate, but they had it on at the gym while I was exercising, so I could see (but not hear) it. 

Romney I thought looked confidential and open, while Obama looked withdrawn, wary, and kind of sullen.  He seemed to look down a lot when he wasn't speaking.

So, visually, I was impressed with Romney, though to be fair I don't need the TV to tell me how I'm going to vote.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 03, 2012 07:26 PM (i0App)

174 Told ya. PS--the ads just started in Western PA. Told ya.

Posted by: Interested Party at October 03, 2012 07:26 PM (RE+1w)

175 I can't even tell you guys...I mean, Romney actually knew the fucking Qualified Mortgage rule. Jesus. That was impressive.

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 07:26 PM (qe2/V)

176 David Corn thought Obama lost, as did Matthews. I watched 80 mins of the 90mins, nd thought from the very beginning , Romney was winning. Also noticed how many times Obama had to touch/manhandle Romney. I remember when he did that with then-President Bush- it is VERY unbecoming. He however slapped/touched Romney numerous times during the opening handshake which signaled his inferiority complex, IMO.

Obama acted like he did in 2008- he looks ticked off most of the time the other guy is speaking. He looked like a LOSER, and he was one.

Posted by: Baldy at October 03, 2012 07:26 PM (opS9C)

177 cnn poll of RV's: 67-22, Romney

Posted by: ace at October 03, 2012 07:26 PM (LCRYB)

178 Holy Shit. Look at the Luntz dials.

Posted by: M Ahmadinejad at October 03, 2012 07:27 PM (6LvlL)

179 srsly tho - couldn't watch. Nice to hear Mitt did well, will hear/watch clips later

Posted by: uterus cannon at October 03, 2012 07:27 PM (RLTt1)

180 Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Romney! Yes, I must grudgingly admit - that is not a moon, it is indeed a space station.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 07:27 PM (UlCb1)

181 You know what these Kool Filter Kings cost in fucking New York state? I lit one up when Romney began his closing remarks.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 03, 2012 07:27 PM (PH+2B)

182 sorry 67-25.

Posted by: ace at October 03, 2012 07:27 PM (LCRYB)

183

The best part is Obama is going to overcompensate in the next debate and look even worse.

Posted by: boone at October 03, 2012 07:27 PM (tIyK2)

184
Why Americans are so dumb, part 8478987459781.

So this fact checker on CNN goes thru and shows why Ofeckless job numbers are a lie, getting that right, he then goes through where Romney got his numbers (those looking for jobs, or part time wanting jobs, etc) and says that is also false.  Thing is:  THOSE ARE THE CURRENT BLS CRITERIA! but he doesn't say that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2012 07:27 PM (PHb2k)

185 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Posted by: Chris Matthews at October 03, 2012 07:27 PM (8HhF2)

186 Wow, the Luntz meter just went OFF on Romney;s closing statement. People in the suburbs really love that bipartisan shit.

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 07:28 PM (qe2/V)

187 I'ma gonna say it again--'cause I have never, ever, ever seen such--67 to 25 on CNN thought Romney won.

I do not ever recall a post-debate poll where the REpublican won, let alone so lopsided.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 07:28 PM (imtbm)

188

bwahhahahahahahah.

Elmer Fudd meets Sherlock Holmes.

Posted by: harleycowboy at October 03, 2012 07:28 PM (wSTfB)

189 You know that guy in class, with a big exam coming up, who slacks off and says, "I'll be fine, piece of cake", crams half-ass the night before, then gets smoked like a bad cigar on poker night when the exam hits? Gentlemorons, I give you Barack Hussein Obama, truly a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at October 03, 2012 07:28 PM (x8wJs)

190 Salena Zito had a Focus group & they also went overwhelming for Romney

Posted by: Evilpens at October 03, 2012 07:28 PM (ck76k)

191 I thought Mitt was really good and surprisingly dogged on Obama and his record. Likewise, Obama had some poised moments, but spent much of his time searching and fumbling for some magic words.

Alas, he looked like he'd been hit a few times in the gut and instinctively seemed to have the body language of "I'm toast, I can't run on this record".

So, I mark it a win for Romney and call Obama "toast" on this particular night.

Posted by: GW McLintock at October 03, 2012 07:29 PM (RIm84)

192 162 I'm drained, yet relaxed. Posted by: joncelli at October 03, 2012 11:25 PM (CWlPF) ___________________ oh gawd you fapped to it.

Posted by: tasker at October 03, 2012 07:29 PM (r2PLg)

193 I didn't "watch" the debate, but they had it on at the gym while I was exercising, so I could see (but not hear) it I can sum it up for you. It was an ass kicking of epic proportions.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 07:29 PM (UlCb1)

194 Good lord, I think we should be warned when a link is going to take us to Mediaite.  Those commentors are insane.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 03, 2012 07:29 PM (i0App)

195 Romney deserves a money bomb.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 03, 2012 07:29 PM (4cRnj)

196

That Saturn-5-class blastoff roar you hear?

 

That would be the DOW, tomorrow.  A hoped-for Romney win has been baked-in for a while, but tonight just blew off the fucking over door!

Posted by: sherlock at October 03, 2012 07:29 PM (f29LO)

197 God I hope this dunce focus group is really representative.

Posted by: Adam at October 03, 2012 07:29 PM (/YJYi)

198 I think Tim is going to get lucky tonight with the girl next to him.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2012 07:29 PM (cTN1q)

199 Love how one of Luntz' Dunces accidentally(?) referred to moderator Leherer as the 'Narrator'.

Posted by: Reality Cherk at October 03, 2012 07:29 PM (XT2y5)

200 Romney was a living, breathing avatar of a sideways pineapple.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 03, 2012 07:30 PM (6JMZR)

201 I shall sleep well tonight. And oh, my job interview lasted two hours today, so I'm hoping tomorrow is even better.

Posted by: Ferb Fletcher at October 03, 2012 07:30 PM (hyP1j)

202 getting our clocks cleaned (severely and decisively) was our plan all along, fools

Posted by: obamacampaignspin at October 03, 2012 07:30 PM (WR5xI)

203 President Romney!!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at October 03, 2012 07:30 PM (DGIjM)

204 OVEN door!

Posted by: sherlock at October 03, 2012 07:30 PM (f29LO)

205 Blue shirt Luntz-dunce guy wants to date scarf girl to his left.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 03, 2012 07:30 PM (zrpqj)

206 We had a Republican candidate quote from the Declaration of Independence, bring up the 10th Amendment, and speak highly of Federalism.  For that, I'll sleep good tonight.

Posted by: B at October 03, 2012 07:30 PM (9LrE7)

207 Hey Frank, does this dial go to 11?

Posted by: Dunce at October 03, 2012 07:30 PM (kzejo)

208

It could have been worse for Obama...Mitt could have given him cancer.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 03, 2012 07:30 PM (4cRnj)

209 Down goes Obama. Down goes Obama. Down goes Obama. Money bomb time!

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 03, 2012 07:30 PM (4z+35)

210 The MFM will drown us in stories about how debates really don't matter anymore...in 3...2...1

Posted by: The Hammer at October 03, 2012 07:30 PM (wo1YR)

211 SalenaZito ‏@SalenaZitoTrib My personal 'focus group" of swing Dem voters from battleground states gave debate overwhelmingly to Romney a striking unanimous landslide

Posted by: Evilpens at October 03, 2012 07:31 PM (ck76k)

212

Whew. That was the best debate I can ever remember seeing. Mitt looked confident and  assured, and, dare I say it, presidential?

 

He also looked good up there with his family afterwards.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2012 07:31 PM (lOmbq)

213 Well- and I'm on cloud nine that Romney stomped him like he did- now the hard part comes. Ryan should eviscerate Biden next week, but Romney's got to bring it just as hard in the next two. AND I THINK HE FUCKING WILL.

Posted by: tmi3rd at October 03, 2012 07:31 PM (cxomr)

214 As I've been saying...this election will be determined by the debates...

...and also as I've been saying...I really don't think Obama wants a second term.

Posted by: Sgt. York at October 03, 2012 07:31 PM (gqhZd)

215 SCoaMf was last seen crying in a limo on the way out of Denver. He'll be needing some boxes if anyone has any.

Posted by: Up with people! A man. at October 03, 2012 07:31 PM (kzFo5)

216 President Choom is blaming Bush for his performance tonight.

Posted by: RoadRunner at October 03, 2012 07:31 PM (GEvYH)

217 takeaway from the Chrissie vid: Preview of how Pres. Mitt will be 'handled' by the fktard MSM

Posted by: uterus cannon at October 03, 2012 07:31 PM (RLTt1)

218 Obama on the stump tomorrow is gonna be an angry man. Its gonna show. Let's hope for a meltdown.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 03, 2012 07:31 PM (PH+2B)

219 I heard that budgets matter

Posted by: Cowboy Poet at October 03, 2012 07:31 PM (e8kgV)

220 secret service is removing his tie and shoelaces

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 03, 2012 07:31 PM (Ho2rs)

221 Everyone who thought Romney was screwing up by overpreparing for this debate can suck it. The man knows what he is doing. He looked like a Boss tonight.

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 07:32 PM (qe2/V)

222 The LAPD called the Romney campaign to say "dude, that was too brutal"

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 03, 2012 07:32 PM (9Taqp)

223 @207, see my comment at 200.  I agree.  I'm rooting for him.  Everyone should get lucky tonight.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2012 07:32 PM (cTN1q)

224 I love a troll-free thread.


Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 03, 2012 07:32 PM (M2x4y)

225 Hilarious tweet from @IreneFIrene

Obama didn't seem like he wanted to be there especially when he said "Can I finish my waffles?" - very unpresidential

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 07:32 PM (piMMO)

226 Where's JeffB?

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 03, 2012 07:32 PM (4cRnj)

227 I had my doubts about Romney, but he was clearly the alpha dog on that stage. Bammy was his bitch, and Lehrer was his bitch. I predict we start seeing D+15 polls (on a regular basis, not outliers) within 10 days as the media tries to keep their boyfriend in it.

Posted by: DanInMN at October 03, 2012 07:32 PM (dyI4e)

228 Chicken-choking good.

Posted by: USA at October 03, 2012 07:32 PM (RIg+t)

229

Did anyone catch Obama's closing "get their fair share... err, put in their fair share of work..." gaaaaafffffeeeee?

Posted by: dorian taupe at October 03, 2012 07:32 PM (IfM3l)

230 What's hilarious to me is that Obama,who clearly fucking hates any hard work,will be told he needs to work really hard for the upcoming debates.Shit,he may resign.

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2012 07:32 PM (6o4Fb)

231

i fugure Barry'll do 20% more prep work for the next debate than he did for this one.

& Mitt'll do 100% more prep work

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 07:33 PM (kzejo)

232 I shall sleep well tonight. And oh, my job interview lasted two hours today, so I'm hoping tomorrow is even better. We'll be pulling for you - good luck in the interview tomorrow. I rather enjoyed that part of the debate, the part where Romney let the moderator know the only job he in danger during a Romney presidency would be his cushy post at PBS.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 07:33 PM (UlCb1)

233 Iowahawk: Salon and MSNBC agreeing to marginalize Drudge is like Kaypro and Radio Shack agreeing to marginalize Apple.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at October 03, 2012 07:33 PM (eQnzo)

234 RT @salenazitotrib: Romney never performed better and Obama never performed worse, the end.

Posted by: Evilpens at October 03, 2012 07:33 PM (ck76k)

235 Can you guys even imagine what the foreign policy debate will be like??  OMG...

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 03, 2012 07:33 PM (UljOc)

236 >>Tingles:He bit the apple--what!?

You know, baby arm holding an apple... nevermind...

Posted by: uterus cannon at October 03, 2012 07:33 PM (RLTt1)

237 On the shallow side: The other thing, Romney looked physically GOOD. He always does, but he has a extra something going on today. I can't stand Obama, and don't think he is handsome, but his smile can be intoxicating, and the few times it let it loose, it was wonderful. Obama's smiles, though, could not make up for his peevishness. Obama = Nellie Oleson

Posted by: Baldy at October 03, 2012 07:33 PM (opS9C)

238 What's hilarious to me is that Obama,who clearly fucking hates any hard work,will be told he needs to work really hard for the upcoming debates.Shit,he may resign. So the right answers can't be found on the golf course? Damn, who knew? Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (UlCb1)

239 228 Where's JeffB? Posted by: Dr Spank at October 03, 2012 11:32 PM (4cRnj) ________________ Do you really want to see the question JeffB dropped in the cheap seats--aka the blogging thread?

Posted by: tasker at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (r2PLg)

240 Romney LIED! He said that he likes Big Bird but promised to kill him!

Ok, I got nothin'......

Posted by: Another Stupid Typical Fucking Moonbat at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (yJYwC)

241 Pudding?

Posted by: K2 at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (5iu8x)

242 after this, how is he going to explain his foreign policy?

Posted by: the dandy at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (GB5Tc)

243
Paraphrasing someone on PBS,

Romney was like an applicant having a good interview,  Mitt seemed excited about getting the job and eager to bring in new ideas. While Obama seemed weary about the job he had.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (kdS6q)

244 My wife feels so bad for Matthews. She thinks he's in tears.

Posted by: Mitt Romney Texting McCain at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (MrM2k)

245 First time I've skipped watching one of these, elated to read these comments. Guess I can keep drinking with a reason now.

Posted by: brak at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (nIoiW)

246 CNN: Economy 55-43, Romney 12 point advantage.
35-25 said now more likely to to Romney
58-37 romney better leader
46-45 romney more likable

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (imtbm)

247 I hear the secret service was debating if they were required to take Mitt down

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (kzejo)

248 125 Romney won. I just wish he was more conservative. But maybe if he was more conservative, he might not be in a position to win. I don't know, I have never heard a Republican drop a 10th Amendment reference in a debate against a Dem in my lifetime. That was huge, IMO.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (CrJzY)

249 I don't know, I think romney may have come off as too presidential.

Posted by: GREG! at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (4cRnj)

250 @msnbc - Steve Schmidt is such a tool

Posted by: Astyrix at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (BqKnJ)

251

"... and hear the wailing of their media whores."

Posted by: sherlock at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (f29LO)

252 570 REAL QUESTION WHICH I'D LIKE A REAL ANSWER TO: I'm not watching the debate nor will I tune in. Is anyone willing to set aside their anti-Obama bias and try to objectively assess how Mitt's doing against the SCOAMF? Posted by: Jeff B. at October 03, 2012 09:30 PM (/COnL) ________________ He went bold and all caps.

Posted by: tasker at October 03, 2012 07:35 PM (r2PLg)

253 This is when the media starts slanting the polls to where they should be. They now have an excuse to drop Obama since "he can't get the message out." Romney will look to have momentum and thus start up the preference cascade.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 03, 2012 07:35 PM (yGyDC)

254 Obama debated like his ladyparts depended on it.

Posted by: crosspatch at October 03, 2012 07:35 PM (ZbLJZ)

255 It seemed fairly close to me.

Posted by: McCain at October 03, 2012 07:35 PM (N2yhW)

256 an ASSKICKING of EPIC Proportions !! & no I'am an OLD FART who doesn't use "Epic" for everything

Posted by: Evilpens at October 03, 2012 07:35 PM (ck76k)

257 It feels damn good to be on the winning side! (And a special shout out to Newt, because I think he really helped Mitt become a much better debater.)

Posted by: Travis at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (9WkMB)

258 I've been commenting in the ONT without knowing of this thread.

Tonight, we have seen the Obamabots driven before us and heard the lamentations of the women.

Posted by: The Q at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (B/yDO)

259

"If you've ever been unprepared for a big thing, a debate or trial, you recognize the look on obama's face and his attitude throughout the deabte"

Yep.  I once "air-bowed" my violin through a complicated symphony piece. Worst night of my life, and I recognized the look. 


Posted by: Priscilla at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (EfFpx)

260
Obama: "Get in their face", "Bring a gun", "Hit them back twice as hard".

Romney: "Thanks for the advice."

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (6JMZR)

261 Obama even lost the coin toss.

Posted by: CheshireLion at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (A0qmg)

262 Even CNN's online polls are overwhelming for Romney. I think the MSM line now will be, how can he be so good and his campaign be so shitty? Too bad for them, people don't vote on campaign tactics. If they watched tonight, they're voting for the Alpha Dog.

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (qe2/V)

263 Daddy  came  home  mad  and  locked  himself  in  his   "private  space"  with  Uncle  Reggie.  The  last  thing  he  slurred  was  "Next  year  I'll  be  playing  golf  and  partying  no  matter  what  happens  in  November!".

Posted by: Malia in DC at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (wIgpo)

264 Romney acted so much like a world leader tonight, Obama will probably bow to him at the second debate.

Posted by: Evilpens at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (ck76k)

265 What's hilarious to me is that Obama,who clearly fucking hates any hard work,will be told he needs to work really hard for the upcoming debates.Shit,he may resign. For Barky it's not a matter of hard work. He could work on debating all day and night but he's just too fucking stupid to be a decent debater. Barky's a stone-cold idiot and there's no amount of work that's ever going to change that. Sadly, he won't resign anything. He was never in this game to win re-election. He's just here to do as much damage as he can. And he will end in a lunatic flurry, no matter what.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (X3lox)

266 I can't stand Obama, and don't think he is handsome, but his smile can be intoxicating, and the few times it let it loose, it was wonderful. I never could get past the jug-ears and the fact that pretty much everything out of his mouth is a lie. I could never notice how nice a sleazy used car salesmen's smile is, they are still just a sleazy used car salesman. Could just be me of course.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (UlCb1)

267 Greggieeeee, where are you? Time to suck it.

Posted by: uberjustice klovenhoofer at October 03, 2012 07:37 PM (UW6NX)

268 249

Quick typo in the CNN poll: it was 35-18 Romney, with 47% not likely to swing.

25% is generous for the freeloader

Posted by: The Q at October 03, 2012 07:37 PM (B/yDO)

269 President Barack Obama appointed Cheryl Saban, wife of the owner of Univision, as U.S. representative to the United Nations, according to reports from various news blogs. According to the Politico blog, Haim Saban, owner of the television network, backed Hillary Clinton in 2008, but during the summer donated $1 million to groups supporting the campaigns of Democrats. And according to another blog in Spanish of Yahoo, the appointment of Cheryl Saban to the diplomatic post was made last Wednesday, the day before Obama appeared at a forum at the University of Miami hosted by Univision. Haim Saban, a billionaire businessman, took control of Univision in 2006 topping a bid made by media conglomerate Televisa of Mexico.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 03, 2012 07:37 PM (e8kgV)

270 Romney:  I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... Guess what i'm out of.

Posted by: Astyrix at October 03, 2012 07:37 PM (BqKnJ)

271 Just popping in to say hi. Looking forward to read all of your comments tomorrow. So glad thst it seems to have gone well. Yay!

Posted by: Y-not racisty racist apparently at October 03, 2012 07:37 PM (VV7s1)

272 that was 35-18 more likely to vote for from CNN's debate watechers poll.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 07:37 PM (imtbm)

273 For the night of their twentieth wedding anniversary, Mooch got there first and locked him out. He went to his room and is playing X-Box.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 03, 2012 07:37 PM (PH+2B)

274 What?Doesn't Jeff realize it isn't just us Obama haters panning his performance.His biggest fans are lamenting his ineptitude.

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2012 07:37 PM (6o4Fb)

275 Let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet, gentlemen. We still have the VP debate to worry about. What's that? Joe Biden is VP??? OK. You go first, but no teeth.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at October 03, 2012 07:38 PM (9Taqp)

276 "Let's play Dog Show! I'll put a collar on you and make you my bitch!"

Posted by: Mitt Romney, CONTROL Agent at October 03, 2012 07:38 PM (4eDvT)

277 I would like to officially endorse Mitt Romney for President

Posted by: Average Joe at October 03, 2012 07:38 PM (kzejo)

278 Ya know, I feel so bad for TFG. In fact, I'll even help him pack. Hawaii is much nicer than DC in January anyway.

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 03, 2012 07:38 PM (4QAQg)

279 Romney was channeling his inner Netanyahu.

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at October 03, 2012 07:38 PM (Mwakv)

280 In 20 years they will call this debate the O-Day. That day the Romney won the first face to face and the cloud of darkness that is the slow path to communism is lifted for 60 years.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at October 03, 2012 07:38 PM (PNDql)

281 If Romney was a sneaky mofo, he'd cancel the remaining debates saying, "That's ok. I'm good."

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 03, 2012 07:38 PM (zrpqj)

282 Oh my God! They killed Eyeore!

Posted by: Tigger on crack at October 03, 2012 07:39 PM (yJYwC)

283 Didn't see any of it, I was napping.  I guess I'll have to nap during the next one in case there was some kind of weird quantum causality going on.

I just watched some of the hangdog/suicidal Matthews clip.  Hilarious.  He still doesn't get that minus TOTUS, this is the real Obama.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 07:39 PM (VMtg+)

284 Chris Matthews had a tinkle running down his leg tonight.

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at October 03, 2012 07:39 PM (YxaXw)

285 He and Reggie shouldn't have done that "tour de franzia" this afternoon

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at October 03, 2012 07:39 PM (zZJJp)

286

That clenched jaw  on TFG   is the biggest tell I've ever seen. I bet he'll be throwing things on the plane ride back to DC  like Hillary  when she found out about Monica on the news.

 

They'll have to sedate him  for  the safety of everyone aboard  AF1.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2012 07:39 PM (lOmbq)

287 I direct everyone to the comments section of hard-left Crooks & Liars, which is 35% "woe is me" and 65% "Romney is killing this guy, damn that Romney"

http://crooksandliars.com/bluegal-aka-fran/presidential-debate-open-thread?page=1

Posted by: The Q at October 03, 2012 07:39 PM (B/yDO)

288 Axledouche spin: Well, but, but, Romney has been practicing since June.

yeah, go with that--the reason we lost is the other guy worked harder.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 07:39 PM (imtbm)

289 Dead Solid Perfect.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at October 03, 2012 07:39 PM (ZETiK)

290 Barky's a stone-cold idiot and there's no amount of work that's ever going to change that. Barky unscripted is never a good thing, at least as far as his handlers are concerned. He has a tendency to slip up and show the world he is really a left wing loon and they really don't want that. But Barky's biggest problem isn't prep time - it's the script he has to read. He can't defend his record and the only arguments that even have a chance of resonating are all in the strawman category. Wish I had a nickle tonight for every time Romney pointed out that what the President was arguing against wasn't something Romney proposed or supported. So if Romney sticks to this style of debate no amount of prep time in the world will help Barky. He's got nothing to put in a script that he can back up. Must admit, very impressive performance tonight. Kudos to the Romney camp.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 07:40 PM (UlCb1)

291 anyone have a link to "official" debate response times for the night?  I want to have something loaded when my lib friends complain that Romney got more time to speak.

Posted by: not the mama at October 03, 2012 07:40 PM (kzCIn)

292 Speaking of Jug ears, Mitt should have said, "with those big fucking ears, why can't you hear what I am saying, stop making shit up that I didn't say!...Oh, an you LIE!" We could also discuss how fucking big you think the government should be, when everyone works for it and we are all eating snails off the street will that be big enough?

Posted by: Rob in Katy at October 03, 2012 07:41 PM (PiTBB)

293 That would be the DOW, tomorrow. A hoped-for Romney win has been baked-in for a while, but tonight just blew off the fucking over door!
---
Er, you do know the DOW is artificially high due to Bernanke's efforts to inflate stocks, right?

Posted by: Methos at October 03, 2012 07:41 PM (6LvlL)

294 Damn, missed he beginning of Rudy on Fox. Love, love his "zingers".

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 03, 2012 07:41 PM (zrpqj)

295 BTW, did Obama as a Senator vote for anything Bush supported, besides the FISA warantless wiretap act?

Someone upthread mentioned that Romney's experience in Mass. with an 85% Dem legislature is gonna make the American people see him as bipartisan and able to bring Washington together.

The only quibble I'd have is that Reid and Pelosi are fucking useless.

Posted by: The Q at October 03, 2012 07:41 PM (B/yDO)

296 Baracky is going down!  Bet Bo is packing his little doggie bag and looking for an open window.

Posted by: Katy Beth at October 03, 2012 07:41 PM (h0lvD)

297 after this, how is he going to explain his foreign policy?
Posted by: the dandy

Let's hope that the rumors are true, cause, he's gonna get that debate straight up the squeakhole. The Washington Post is picking up shit at the abandoned embassy, but the FBI STILL isn't there?

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 03, 2012 07:42 PM (UW6NX)

298 Sadly, he won't resign anything. ... And he will end in a lunatic flurry, no matter what.

Exactly.
The last Congress will be beyond insane.

Posted by: Al at October 03, 2012 07:42 PM (MzQOZ)

299 Anyone have a spare Romney/Ryan yard sign?

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Battleboro VT at October 03, 2012 07:42 PM (kzejo)

300 You all know this already, but let's repeat it for clarity... Everything about Obama has been a lie, a fiction, a fraud. From his promises to his past. Bullshit, from anus to pie hole.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 07:42 PM (AZGON)

301 Can I just go ahead and remind all that tonight prove just how awful McCain was?

Fuck, it almost makes me think that Romney could have beaten the JEF last time, given how bad he beat the JEF tonigh.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 07:42 PM (imtbm)

302 Tonight was simply competence vs. incompetence on the stage.

Let's see if America is still smart enough to discern the difference.

Posted by: sgr at October 03, 2012 07:42 PM (xa5GW)

303 Romney was channeling his inner Netanyahu. You know Bebe is kicking back, drinking a scotch and laughing his ass off right now.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (UlCb1)

304 Good golly. That was something.

Posted by: World Shaken, Not Stirred at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (+5R2D)

305 All hail Rob Portman!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (ZPrif)

306 Note to my White House staff. From here on out, inventory the silverware after Moochie is finished eating my food.

Posted by: Up with people! A man. at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (kzFo5)

307 This will be interesting. Obama has never, in his political career been in a declining position. I wonder how he will handle it.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (GE1+K)

308 Portman coming up on Fox/Hannity.

I hope he's carried aloft by litterbearers into camera range.

Posted by: Filly at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (247Qj)

309 I would have loved to hear Romney say, "Oh and by the way, YOU ATE A DOG!"

Posted by: Astyrix at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (BqKnJ)

310 anyone have a link to "official" debate response times for the night? I want to have something loaded when my lib friends complain that Romney got more time to speak.

Tell them to be thankful for small mercies.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (VMtg+)

311 What the hell just happened?!!111!  This erection just got real!  I think I could like this Mitt chap.

Posted by: Indian outlaw at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (09lnv)

312 That bullshit by Clinton that "nobody could have done better",well Romney seems like he could have done better.People see that.

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (6o4Fb)

313 Are there any Romney divorce records Obama can have illegally unsealed?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (ZPrif)

314 Oh to be a fly on the wall to hear the recriminations flying around camp Obama.

Posted by: Voluble at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (qYvEa)

315 Thank you,  St. Michael!

And thanks to all who prayed with me for victory in battle!

What a wonderful performance by Mitt.  Props to Rob Portman!

Posted by: Miss Marple at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (GoIUi)

316 OK, 'rons 'n 'ettes, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place,  'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (lOmbq)

317 Bill Clinton phones to say "No one other than Obama could have done a better job debating. Not even me."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (AZGON)

318 Bring me BO. I must wag him to distract the public from that failure.

Posted by: Barry at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (kzejo)

319 Hey Bammy :     " Better put some ice on that."

Posted by: Ol Bill Clinton at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (hqKI2)

320 This Just In:
Some white, homeless men are reporting being face tromped by an african-american couple who were in a limo being escorted by police

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (AREf/)

321 Fucking Racists. Fuck you. No, fuck you!

Posted by: Every Democrat at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (O3NJk)

322 Shoot- I missed Rudy.

Posted by: tasker at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (r2PLg)

323
Romney's best line: "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Obama's best line: "Happy anniversary, sweetie."

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 03, 2012 07:45 PM (6JMZR)

324 You'll know how well Romney is doing in the debates by the number of attacks on his religion in the media over the next few days.

Posted by: Doc at October 03, 2012 07:45 PM (3HsdR)

325 It was like the '85 Chicago Bears defense going against Ryan Leaf. Freaking glorious. I don't even have much to say, everyone persuadable I can see thought Romney killed.

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at October 03, 2012 07:45 PM (626t3)

326 I skipped watching the debate.  Burn out of all the other stuff plus fear I would break something.

Sounds like I missed an epic beatdown.  So what prompted Mitt to say 'I don't know what you are talking about." huh?

Wonder what the morning anchors will look like Thursday?  Will Chrissy Matthews need to be put on suicide watch?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 07:45 PM (UYZgt)

327 "Thank you, St. Michael!

And thanks to all who prayed with me for victory in battle!"

Oh I did a Divine Mercy Chaplet.  I will remember St. Michael next time so that he keeps it up

Beck said we should pray that the debate reveals to everyone who the candidates really are.  I think that's a good call.

Posted by: Filly at October 03, 2012 07:45 PM (247Qj)

328 Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 11:40 PM (UlCb1) But Barky's biggest problem isn't prep time - it's the script he has to read. He can't defend his record and the only arguments that even have a chance of resonating are all in the strawman category. This +1,000 (Hi Stuck! I haven't seen you in a while. Hope things are going well).

Posted by: elizabethe mostly lurks at October 03, 2012 07:46 PM (q7Aum)

329 Has Ann Althouse drank poison yet? Why not?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 07:46 PM (AZGON)

330 Let's see if America is still smart enough to discern the difference. I chose the CNN broadcast for two reasons, they had a dial at the bottom showing the reaction of Colorado Independents and their reactions and because I figured CNN would do it's best in the post debate wrap up to try and convince everyone Barky won. Not sure if the independent meter was on other broadcasts as well, but it was fascinating to watch. Colorado is not exactly a hotbed of conservatism, not by a long damn shot. Yet for the vast majority of Barky's performance the dials were more or less flatlined. He'd get a minor rise here or there when he'd try to tell some folksy story about how people were suffering, but other than that, the meter was pretty much DOA. Yet the longer Romney spoke on a topic, the higher the dials rose. Very telling indeed.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 07:46 PM (UlCb1)

331 anyone have a link to "official" debate response times for the night? I
want to have something loaded when my lib friends complain that Romney
got more time to speak.




MSNBC reported that Obama had five minutes for speaking time.  So suck it libs.

Posted by: Adam at October 03, 2012 07:46 PM (/YJYi)

332 i don't understand.
for months that man on the TV has been telling me that Romney is floundering and unprepared to be president. that he is a spoiled rich guy that never had to work for anything and that his campaign staff is in revolt since Mitt is such a dunce they all know they are going to lose.

for months i have felt so proud to have barry as president since he is so smart.

but now, i wonder if that man on the TV was lying to me?

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at October 03, 2012 07:46 PM (zZJJp)

333 55-43 Romney on the Economy
52-47 Health care
53-44 Taxes
57-41 Deficit
54-44 who agrees with your views on government

All registered voters; all for Romney; all watched the debate.

"few points more R than their typical poll"

Everything for Romney = preference cascade.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 07:46 PM (imtbm)

334 After the debate, Michelle Obama whispered in her husbands ear, "No Obamacare for you tonight."

Posted by: pointsnfigures at October 03, 2012 07:47 PM (EBPRt)

335 I really felt bad for him for the first time in my life.  He was over matched and under prepared.  He's probably a really nice guy.  But Romney just out-debated Jim Lehrer tonight.

Posted by: Truman North at October 03, 2012 07:47 PM (I2LwF)

336

So my 12-year old, who only saw some excerpts tonight, just asked me "Dad, does Obama really want to be President again?"

Damn.  If his body language was that horrible, this was an ass-whipping of truly historic proportions.  Go Mitt!

Posted by: Timbuck at October 03, 2012 07:47 PM (zB4TM)

337 Perhaps Obama needs to change his game to win the next debate. He could take tap-dancing lessons from Ben Vereen.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 07:47 PM (AZGON)

338

That was the most one-sided thing i've ever seen

Posted by: Mobius strip at October 03, 2012 07:47 PM (kzejo)

339 Hi Stuck! I haven't seen you in a while. Hope things are going well Rotfl.. funny you should mention it. I got a promotion at work. Another one that is. I'm now in charge of the Financial Services department. Isn't that a kick in the head.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 07:47 PM (UlCb1)

340 > I can't stand Obama, and don't think he is handsome, but his smile can be intoxicating, and the few times it let it loose, it was wonderful

Mitt didn't give him much to smile about. The only chances he got was when Lehrer was stopping Mitt from pummelling him more.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 03, 2012 07:48 PM (M2x4y)

341 Obama: Loki
Romney: Hulk

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 03, 2012 07:48 PM (mcWHD)

342 is there a clock on how much time each guy talked yet?

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 07:48 PM (AREf/)

343 267 - thread fucking winner

Posted by: The Q at October 03, 2012 07:48 PM (B/yDO)

344 Posted by: Truman North at October 03, 2012 11:47 PM (I2LwF)

LOL

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 03, 2012 07:48 PM (6JMZR)

345 Sounds like I missed an epic beatdown. So what prompted Mitt to say 'I don't know what you are talking about." huh?

Obama's -second- trip around claiming that there are substantial tax subsides for companies that send their factories offshore.

Posted by: Al at October 03, 2012 07:49 PM (MzQOZ)

346 Saturday Night Live has been cancelled for this week as the writers cannot think of anything worth making fun of.

Posted by: NBC at October 03, 2012 07:49 PM (kzejo)

347 Seriously, this is what happens with when you get an affirmative action president.  You can't go thru life being given everything and then turn around and try to produce something.  The concept of work and sacrifice just does not compute.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2012 07:49 PM (PHb2k)

348 Dirty air and water...Drink

Posted by: Methos at October 03, 2012 07:50 PM (6LvlL)

349 Yes, now let's see this FRIGGIN REPRESENTED IN THE POLLS!

This does give pollsters and media outlets an excuse to start using reasonable samples and show Romney actually ahead. They can spin it as "great president had a bad debate" without having to ever admit that Obama is a SCOAMF......

Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 03, 2012 07:50 PM (8Spmv)

350 If Luntz's average focus groups were puppies, we'd have to drown most of them.

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at October 03, 2012 07:50 PM (SdEIE)

351 Anna, Obama went on a few times about tax breaks for companies that move jobs to China. Romney answered by saying I've been in business for 25 years and I don't know what you're talking about.

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 07:50 PM (qe2/V)

352 He continued with something like "Sounds like something we could eliminate after I fire my incompetent accountants." (That isn't the line, but he hit both 'eliminate' and 'gosh, my accounted have no idea WTF either')

Posted by: Al at October 03, 2012 07:51 PM (MzQOZ)

353 Somewhere, as we speak, Bill Clinton is laughing his ass off.

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at October 03, 2012 07:51 PM (626t3)

354 That was the most one-sided thing i've ever seen Yup. Even the invasion of Grenada takes a back seat to that one. 4 aircraft carriers to knock over a fruit stand looked damn near like an even contest in comparison.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 07:51 PM (UlCb1)

355 Anyone have a spare Romney/Ryan yard sign?

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Battleboro VT at October 03, 2012 11:42 PM (kzejo)


OK, I LOL'ed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 03, 2012 07:51 PM (xKC/c)

356 ANdrew Milky Glutes Sullivan is having a meltdown over his boyfriends performance on his blog.

I bet he hits the back alley for some raw ass raping therapy later.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 07:51 PM (ovpNn)

357 See, i told you that was what is best in life.

Posted by: Conan at October 03, 2012 07:52 PM (kzejo)

358 I wanted to punch my tv when the president said my budget, the fucker hasn't passed a budget in 3 years, and his last two got 0 votes

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 03, 2012 07:52 PM (cj/2Z)

359 Ace needs to change his Twitter handle to 'Master Debater'.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2012 07:52 PM (ut3u1)

360 359 Yes.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 03, 2012 07:52 PM (a4CUi)

361 270 StuckOnStupid  - I didn't say I liked Obama, or his policies, just that he he has a nice smile. Sleazy people can look good too.

Posted by: Baldy at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (opS9C)

362 http://tinyurl.com/cktqynm

andrew pissing his pants and moaning like a little bitch...more so than usual.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (ovpNn)

363 President Honey Boo-boo is still favored at Intrade, but he dropped about 10 percent during the debate.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (M2x4y)

364 WARNING: No one, without exception, should stand within ten feet of Empire of Jeff's penis tonight. Not unless you are prepared to be vaporized.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (AZGON)

365 I hear Obama went back to smoking Kools after that beatdown.

Posted by: Roy at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (tiOTz)

366 Romney: "I won't come in your mouth" Obama: Your mouth I forget whose this is. Maybe EoJ or Warden. It's a classic.

Posted by: ace at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (LCRYB)

367 Gonna have to to roll it twice as big for the next one...

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (BVkEs)

368 I wonder if Lockheed Martin will still be planning on Obama making them whole next year for violating the WARN Act.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (nZvGM)

369 Wonder what the morning anchors will look like Thursday? Will Chrissy Matthews need to be put on suicide watch?

****

It was EPIC! Matthews was damned near in tears. No kidding.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (piMMO)

370 I haven't seen a beating that savage since Cheney-Edwards. Obama's closing statement was half thanking people, I think for fear of giving Romney more quarters to put in the sock he was beating Bammy with that whole time. Meanwhile Obama's team are rapidly rethinking their strategy of "Keep saying you just did what Romney did first and better."

Posted by: Harlequin at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (yIeoc)

371 Romney - 2000 Ravens defense

Obama - 2012 Jets offense

Posted by: The Q at October 03, 2012 07:54 PM (B/yDO)

372

Somebody get the handshake after the debate, I swear BO says to Mitt...You won.

Get it Ace!

Posted by: booter at October 03, 2012 07:54 PM (5KRL6)

373 DAMN! Looks like I'm going to have to pull a half a trillion dollars out of U.S. banks and create an election derailing crisis again.

Posted by: George Soros - First Lieutenant of Satan at October 03, 2012 07:54 PM (ZETiK)

374 heheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheehhehe


Hey.

Friend --

I hope I made you proud out there explaining the vision we share for this country.

Now we need to go win this election -- the most important thing that will happen tonight is what you do (or don't do) to help in the little time we have left:

Thanks,
Barack

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 07:54 PM (piMMO)

375 Mitt worked up a number six on him.

Posted by: Taggart at October 03, 2012 07:54 PM (ut3u1)

376 Dear President Obama,

   If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

Sincerely Harry S. Truman.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 07:54 PM (UYZgt)

377 Hopefully, they can reattach Obama's ears.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 07:55 PM (BVkEs)

378 how has no one put up the time each candidate talked yet?

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 07:55 PM (AREf/)

379 Posted by: Mallamutt

That's uncalled for hatefulness right there.

Posted by: dogfish at October 03, 2012 07:55 PM (N2yhW)

380 Romney just pwned this on so many levels. He was on offense the whole night. He got across that Obama is lying about him. He gave a shout out to conservatives by mentioning the 10th amendment and talking about competition and free enterprise and lower tax rates producing growth. But he really closed the deal with suburban and independent voters with that closing statement about being able to work together. He knows that of he wins independents and carries the suburbs, he will win, and possibly by a lot.

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 07:55 PM (qe2/V)

381 I may have to tune into Morning Joe for the first time in my life.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2012 07:55 PM (PHb2k)

382 I was at work but had this site open on my iPhone and listened online. I loved Mitt, he came off very strong without me seeing him. Poor Chris Matthews looks likes he is struggling not to cry! How much fun is this??

Posted by: CarolT at October 03, 2012 07:55 PM (z4WKX)

383
yeah chris it wasn't held in a gay bathouse so definitely not an msnbc debate

Posted by: kj at October 03, 2012 07:55 PM (qEts0)

384 Obama announced that due to    an  emergency  (fundraising) ,  he'll have to cancel the next two debates.

Posted by: Roy at October 03, 2012 07:56 PM (tiOTz)

385 CNN focus group of 39 undecideds.

Romney had more with 7, high points vs. 4 for JEF.
Lows, they hated Romney's discussion of Medicare.
16 to R, 5 to the JEF.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 07:56 PM (imtbm)

386 Breaking news.

Obama schedules golf fundraiser with Snoop Dog  on Oct. 16 and Oct 22.

Debates cancelled.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf at October 03, 2012 07:56 PM (WbZn7)

387 371 I hear Obama went back to smoking Kools after that beatdown.

Posted by: Roy at October 03, 2012 11:53 PM (tiOTz)


Pretty sure he chewed and swallowed the first three until he was able to stop his hands shaking to light the forth.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 07:56 PM (ovpNn)

388 This was great, and I've got to score a 4 by 8 Romney sign for the highway!

Posted by: name at October 03, 2012 07:56 PM (KqnY1)

389 After this one, the President is going to be leading from behind.

Posted by: MTF at October 03, 2012 07:56 PM (bDUMn)

390 Jesus....juan didn't hear what we all heard

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 03, 2012 07:57 PM (Ho2rs)

391 Juan still gurgling Obama's balls.

Posted by: Adam at October 03, 2012 07:57 PM (/YJYi)

392

Two questions:

Can you OD on popcorn?

Does pudding cause a skin rash?

Posted by: Roy at October 03, 2012 07:57 PM (tiOTz)

393 I was on a stuck commuter train. There was a shooting on the tracks, and no, I have no clue what that was about. When my train finally reached the area of the shooting, it looked like a number of law enforcement agencies were having a flashy-lighted confab, but I saw no handcuffed perpetrators. So, my only clue was reading the live comments.

I'm pleased that it looks like Romney won.

I want a clip of "I have no idea what you are talking about" tomorrow.

Posted by: Dianna at October 03, 2012 07:57 PM (mKMj1)

394 I predict we'll see a huge movement in the polls and the black vote will drop from 95% for Obama to only 94% for Obama. Huge I tell you.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2012 07:57 PM (ZPrif)

395 374 I wonder if Lockheed Martin will still be planning on Obama making them whole next year for violating the WARN Act. I think Lockheed Martin's lawyers are making... interesting phone calls to the DoJ and examining the SCOTUS docket.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 07:57 PM (AZGON)

396 What, is "stench" on the damn phone again? Tell him I'm busy playing Chutes and Ladders with my cat!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 03, 2012 07:57 PM (yJYwC)

397 Wherein Kirsten Powers makes Juan Williams look like the lying-ass liberal douche of a hack he is.

Whaddaya know. Kirsten Powers has legs.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 07:57 PM (piMMO)

398 Antoine Dodson said hide yo wife and kidz, because Mitt Romney just whipped out the dick of truth.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud at October 03, 2012 07:57 PM (QlInZ)

399

374I wonder if Lockheed Martin will still be planning on Obama making them whole next year for violating the WARN Act.

---

Me too. Mitt should put out a statement that Obama's promise expires in about 90 days. Ain't gonna be no waiver

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 07:57 PM (kzejo)

400 Romney - Godzilla Obama - Japan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6rDWqjnW7w

Posted by: Harlequin at October 03, 2012 07:58 PM (yIeoc)

401

how has no one put up the time each candidate talked yet?

--------

 

I don't know where he got it from, and it is a bad source, but Michael Moore said Obama actually got 4 more minutes.

Posted by: Rich at October 03, 2012 07:58 PM (pnHKr)

402 Kirsten Powers bringing the hawtness.

Posted by: Adam at October 03, 2012 07:58 PM (/YJYi)

403 I didn't say I liked Obama, or his policies, just that he he has a nice smile. Sleazy people can look good too. Lol - think you may have missed my point. For me if a person is sleazy that pretty much is all that registers. Everything else goes by the wayside. Like I said, might just be me, but a nice smile or attractive features simply fade into the background if they have no strength of character. Guess I'm weird that way. Only point I was trying to make, not trying to imply you were a Barky fan, etc. Sorry for the confusion.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 07:58 PM (UlCb1)

404 The blog's reaction to tonight, from a prominent North Carolina Republican:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xgc0u3b60I

Posted by: The Q at October 03, 2012 07:58 PM (B/yDO)

405 So, when is the Cooper/Williams marriage?

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 07:58 PM (BVkEs)

406 Posted by: Dianna at October 03, 2012 11:57 PM (mKMj1)

****

The entire debate will likely be reaired a couple of times tonight. DVR it if you can.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 07:58 PM (piMMO)

407 What, is "stench" on the damn phone again? Tell him I'm busy playing Chutes and Ladders with my cat!
Posted by: Joe Biden

Take the damn call. I'm tired of explaining the object of the game.

Posted by: Mr. Whiskers at October 03, 2012 07:59 PM (UW6NX)

408 Psssst....pull those damn commercials now. I don;t want to be associated with this loser anymore. I did my best.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 03, 2012 07:59 PM (yJYwC)

409 Actually, Dianna, its reairing on CNN in one minute

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 07:59 PM (piMMO)

410 God bless Mitt Romney!

Posted by: Observer at October 03, 2012 07:59 PM (/sohm)

411 Do I achieve release through schadenboner fapping?

Or dip my balls in pudding?

Or try to both simultaneously?

Posted by: Mister Christopher at October 03, 2012 07:59 PM (DQhAB)

412 Joe Biden didn't just crap in his trousers. He expelled his entire lower intestines.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 07:59 PM (AZGON)

413 Kirsten Powers bringing the hawtness. Only time I ever thought she was hot was when Megan Kelly was reaming her a new one for not knowing what the hell she was talking about. Now that was hot.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 08:00 PM (UlCb1)

414 powers looking hot in red,coincidence,i think not

Posted by: kj at October 03, 2012 08:00 PM (qEts0)

415 My opinion, FWIW: Mitt rocked it Gangnam Style tonight. One friend of mine thought Mitt had "crazy eyes and a creepy smile". I told her, "No, that's his 'Bless His Heart' look". She also noticed that Obama would hardly look Romney in the eye. That, she said, wasn't good.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread will be here all week, tip your waitress at October 03, 2012 08:00 PM (5J54Q)

416 I think it's pretty obvious that Obama won on style and substance tonight.

Posted by: George Snuffalupagus at October 03, 2012 08:00 PM (4z9HR)

417 Joe Biden didn't just crap in his trousers. He expelled his entire lower intestines. Should save Ryan just a little work when he disembowels him. Not that it will require any real effort on Ryan's part.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 08:00 PM (UlCb1)

418 I just like to think that Mitt went backstage and facefucked Michelle right in front of Barry to show him how to do that right too.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 08:01 PM (kzejo)

419 Romney buttf***ed Obama tonight, and not in a gay way, but... Like A Viking.

Posted by: ace at October 03, 2012 08:01 PM (LCRYB)

420 Romney: Abrams Tank

Obama: dead skunk in the middle of the road

Posted by: Flyovercountry at October 03, 2012 08:01 PM (F1qqu)

421 Chris Matthews is winding down the evening with a fistful of Ambien and an antifreeze enema.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 08:01 PM (AZGON)

422 TFG not looking President Romney in the eye, it's because slaves would be killed for looking The Master in the eye.

Clearly President Romney is RA-----CIST!

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 08:01 PM (AREf/)

423

And another thing: if this lasts longer than four hours I'm supposed to see a doctor, right?

Posted by: Timbuck at October 03, 2012 08:01 PM (zB4TM)

424 I think folllks with private jets can afford to pay more! That's going to make a bunch of jobs.

Posted by: name at October 03, 2012 08:01 PM (KqnY1)

425 It is very quiet in lib land tonight. Too bad my coworker has to meet his new boss tomorrow so he can't call in. I feel bad whiping my dogs nosemin their shit. Him, not so much.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2012 08:01 PM (t+Sdx)

426 I think it's pretty obvious that Obama won on style and substance tonight. Can't think of a better argument for why pot shouldn't be legal, can you? Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 08:01 PM (UlCb1)

427 When you're in a room with the President, and YOU'RE IN CHARGE, you've just put yourself in a hell of a great position in your campaign!!

Posted by: Optimizer at October 03, 2012 08:01 PM (As94z)

428 Althouse is genuinely undecided about who won the debate.

Posted by: not the mama at October 03, 2012 08:01 PM (kzCIn)

429 What about Megyn Kelly reaming Kirsten Powers? Could you repeat that? I must have missed that. What were they wearing? Just a second. I need to grab some lotion.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2012 08:02 PM (ZPrif)

430 In hindsight, listening to Lehrer's rules for debate is really fucking funny.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 08:02 PM (piMMO)

431 Only time I ever thought she was hot was when Megan Kelly was reaming her a new one for not knowing what the hell she was talking about.

Now that was hot.




You haven't been watching her reaming Obama over Libya the past few weeks then.  Similar to the Megan Kelly reaming.  She's said before the Libya fiasco that she was undecided who to vote for.  After Libya and this debate I'm thinking she may have made up her mind.

Posted by: Adam at October 03, 2012 08:02 PM (/YJYi)

432 That college bro who butt chugged a 30 pack would have been more coherent than Obama. And he had a lot of beer in his ass.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud at October 03, 2012 08:02 PM (QlInZ)

433

Sounds like tonight fucking ruled. I have it on DVR.

Who's enthused?

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 03, 2012 08:03 PM (tsC/8)

434
The entire debate will likely be reaired a couple of times tonight. DVR it if you can.
Posted by:
Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Thanks, it was DVR'd - I just won't be able to watch it before tomorrow evening, and (with my sort of luck) maybe not even then. I'm hoping for clips of the highlights.

My job is eating my life, that's all.

Posted by: Dianna at October 03, 2012 08:03 PM (mKMj1)

435 Romney buttf***ed Obama tonight, and not in a gay way, but... Like A Viking. Wow..now that's a stunning visual.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 08:03 PM (UlCb1)

436 407 Romney - Godzilla Obama - Japan Bambi meets Godzilla http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCRfJf-ZCqA

Posted by: Grover's at October 03, 2012 08:03 PM (Kh0Kx)

437 Can someone tell Althouse to stop taking the "medicine." Good god this woman.

Posted by: Rich at October 03, 2012 08:03 PM (pnHKr)

438 You know who says they want their guy to be more aggressive?

People backing a pussy.
Posted by: runninrebel


Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: McCain '08 supporter at October 03, 2012 08:03 PM (N2yhW)

439 Rove is such a shit.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 03, 2012 08:03 PM (PH+2B)

440 Geez, even the Australian ABC (public broadcaster) and the Melbourne Age ("Guardian Down Under") are conceding Obama  lost.


Of course, they spin it as "both men landed punches and traded blows, with Mitt Romney possibly, maybe, kinda sorta finishing a little ahead on points"........but to even  do  that much is a HUGE concession for them.

Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 03, 2012 08:04 PM (8Spmv)

441 431 And another thing: if this lasts longer than four hours I'm supposed to see a doctor, right?

If an erection lasts more than four hours, call a friend and brag about it.

Posted by: Cialis spokesman at October 03, 2012 08:04 PM (4eDvT)

442

Rove just called it "an astonishingly good start" for Romney...

Posted by: Optimizer at October 03, 2012 08:04 PM (As94z)

443 Rich at October 04, 2012 12:03 AM (pnHKr)

I know, she's got her vagina all clenched up about a video; that people threatening to kill scott walker seem totally reasonable.

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 03, 2012 08:04 PM (mcWHD)

444 Tonight's Long Distance Dedication is for Chrissy Matthews: BB King - "The Thrill Is Gone" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fk2prKnYnI

Posted by: Captain Whitebread gets his Casey Kasem on at October 03, 2012 08:04 PM (5J54Q)

445 Like I said, get used to saying President Romney.

Better get me a bucket, I'm gonna throw up.


Posted by: Michael "Mr Creosote" Moore at October 03, 2012 08:04 PM (yJYwC)

446 Fuckin' Ponderous, man, fuckin' ponderous.

Posted by: Casey Kasem at October 03, 2012 08:05 PM (yJYwC)

447 I can't wait to catch the highlight videos. I'm not going to watch the full debate because fuck the SCOAMF. But I'd love to see the Romney zingers.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 03, 2012 08:05 PM (CA2NO)

448 Libs are like the girl telling the guy to be more aggressive. Obama is the beta male who wants the girl to always be on top cause he gets tired.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2012 08:05 PM (ZPrif)

449 You haven't been watching her reaming Obama over Libya the past few weeks then. Nope, I've been on news blackout for the last few weeks. Needed some time away to clear my head a bit, and HB more or less insisted. So we made a deal that I'd stay away from the news for a bit until the first debate tonight. She was right, that definitely brightened my mood considerably - lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 08:05 PM (UlCb1)

450 So we're about three hours into this erection. Another hour and I'd better get the hospital on the line.

Posted by: DOOM, Ed.D at October 03, 2012 08:05 PM (rqCsd)

451 I almost popped wood a few times during the debate.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud at October 03, 2012 08:06 PM (QlInZ)

452 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at October 04, 2012 12:05 AM (CA2NO) You'll be missing out on watching an epic beatdown. It was a bloodbath.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 03, 2012 08:06 PM (a4CUi)

453 After brushing his teeth tonight, Obama notices something in the bathroom mirror. No, that isn't oral cancer, is it? My God, it's blisters. Fucking Romney.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 08:06 PM (AZGON)

454

Mediate has some great clips of libs meltdowns.

BTW, is Leher a walking deadman?

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 03, 2012 08:06 PM (sY14L)

455 As an authority in these matters, i can say with great certitude, he sucked

Posted by: Rick Perry at October 03, 2012 08:06 PM (kzejo)

456 Obama:  OU
Romney: USC
Debates: 2005 Orange Bowl

Posted by: badanov at October 03, 2012 08:07 PM (Oi21l)

457 Nope, I've been on news blackout for the last few weeks. Needed some time away to clear my head a bit, and HB more or less insisted. So we made a deal that I'd stay away from the news for a bit until the first debate tonight. She was right, that definitely brightened my mood considerably - lol




Haha fair enough.  I'm just saying she's been taking it to the JEF over his failure in Libya.  And it was hot.

Posted by: Adam at October 03, 2012 08:07 PM (/YJYi)

458 Before that Texas Supreme Court case what Mitt Romney just did to Obama would have been illegal in multiple states.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 03, 2012 08:07 PM (9Taqp)

459 its replaying on cnn since I didn't see it live, but Rombot crushed it in the first question, IMHO and the little graph they have.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2012 08:07 PM (PHb2k)

460 Seriously, Althouse is slowly creeping towards becoming the next Sullivan.

Posted by: Rich at October 03, 2012 08:08 PM (pnHKr)

461 Dude, need a cougar for that thing? 

Posted by: Cheney To Mitt at October 03, 2012 08:08 PM (N2yhW)

462 I gots three words for ya's: Lame Duck Pardon!

Posted by: Mumia Abu-Jamal at October 03, 2012 08:08 PM (+vJSW)

463 Good night - it was epic to read your comments, since I missed the debate. Thank you, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Dianna at October 03, 2012 08:08 PM (mKMj1)

464 That wasn't the real Obama, it was actually Average Joe. Damn sockpuppets.

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at October 03, 2012 08:09 PM (626t3)

465 TFG might want to wear a condom over his head for the next debate, after tonight's epic skullfucking.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2012 08:09 PM (ccXZP)

466 469 Seriously, Althouse is slowly creeping towards becoming the next Sullivan. I think Meade knew she was homo already.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 08:09 PM (AZGON)

467 469 Seriously, Althouse is slowly creeping towards becoming the next Sullivan. Posted by: Rich at October 04, 2012 12:08 AM (pnHKr) I think she's the less-twitchy Sullivan now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2012 08:09 PM (bxiXv)

468 Romney: Logic Obama: Althouse

Posted by: tasker at October 03, 2012 08:09 PM (r2PLg)

469 I tried to quit y'all, I couldn't do it.  I am over the fuckin' moon. 

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 08:09 PM (kpCLl)

470 Is government smarter than the individual? Live free or die. Posted by: Sun Tzu vs alinsky at October 04, 2012 12:08 AM (D7lJF) Death is not the worst of evils.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 03, 2012 08:09 PM (CA2NO)

471 Paul Ryan will use mind control to force Joe Biden into a spontaneous fit of drooling and raw ejaculation.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud at October 03, 2012 08:09 PM (QlInZ)

472 D+20 polls here we come

Posted by: LorenU at October 03, 2012 08:09 PM (NqJX/)

473 Eastwood's Empty Chair would've done better than the actual Obama tonight

Posted by: The Q at October 03, 2012 08:10 PM (B/yDO)

474 I hate to quote Mike Tyson, but on the Obama Team's debate performance it is totally appropriate

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face"

-Mike Tyson

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 03, 2012 08:10 PM (SkyIE)

475 What the hell happened?

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at October 03, 2012 08:10 PM (ECYvo)

476 Well, barry just found his "daddy figure" tonite!

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 03, 2012 08:10 PM (sY14L)

477 I gots three words for ya's: Lame Duck Pardon!

Pardons Hell. He's going to push purely toxic treaty signings. And there are a couple departing R Senators that think some of them are just fine.

Posted by: Al at October 03, 2012 08:10 PM (MzQOZ)

478 This Obama guy is a real SCOAMF. I'm voting for Romney.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at October 03, 2012 08:10 PM (626t3)

479 Haha fair enough. I'm just saying she's been taking it to the JEF over his failure in Libya. And it was hot. I'll poke around the interwebs and see if I can find some vid of it. Lord knows after watching Megan Kelly rip her apart and the cat fight that ensued I though, well, glad I didn't buy Viagra stock because that stuff just became useless. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 08:11 PM (UlCb1)

480 Trickle down government . . . that's the ticket!!!

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 08:11 PM (kpCLl)

481 Paul Ryan will use mind control to force Joe Biden into a spontaneous fit of drooling and raw ejaculation.

That's Biden's stage act.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 03, 2012 08:11 PM (xKC/c)

482 It's Michelle's wedding anniversary and someone else just fucked her husband.

Posted by: kanyewest at October 03, 2012 08:11 PM (dEpqP)

483 Romney : Tyson Obama : Evander's ear

Posted by: tasker at October 03, 2012 08:11 PM (r2PLg)

484 When the UK Telegraph covers an event, they cover an event.

http://tinyurl.com/92retnt

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 08:11 PM (piMMO)

485 Thanks Be To God !!!!!! Awesome debate for Mitt Romney !!!!!!!!!! Yup Mitt is The Real Leader in this campaign !!!!! Now Everyone Get out There and Git 'Er Done and Elect Romney and Ryan on Nov,6 .....that is all

Posted by: grumpy momma bear at October 03, 2012 08:11 PM (bTQtI)

486 A little mood music. http://youtu.be/c8C7i9kdEf8

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 03, 2012 08:11 PM (GE1+K)

487 485 Well, barry just found his "daddy figure" tonite!

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 04, 2012 12:10 AM (sY14L)


Bless your heart, hutch! 

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 08:11 PM (kpCLl)

488 You'll be missing out on watching an epic beatdown. It was a bloodbath. Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 04, 2012 12:06 AM (a4CUi I can tell! but I can't listen to or look at the SCOAMF without suffering from bleeding ulcers and projectile vomiting, and I JUST shampooed the carpet.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 03, 2012 08:12 PM (CA2NO)

489 Mitt banged like Jim Kirk in an Orion slave girl refugee camp.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2012 08:12 PM (Wp4rQ)

490 I guess Barack's husband should reconsider planting spring vegetables in the White House garden.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 08:12 PM (AZGON)

491 Romney buttf***ed Obama tonight, and not in a gay way, but... Like A Viking.

Posted by: ace at October 04, 2012 12:01 AM (LCRYB)

Do they use the same rules muslims do?


Posted by: Methos at October 03, 2012 08:13 PM (6LvlL)

492 Paul Ryan will use mind control to force Joe Biden into a spontaneous fit of drooling and raw ejaculation. Actually that's probably Biden's best hope in the next debate - Lord knows he'd be better off going with that than the same idiotic talking points his boss just got crammed up his glory hole.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 08:13 PM (UlCb1)

493   The big question is this: is Obama cowed?  Or, more to the point, have his handlers concluded that he's not capable of doing better, and that remaining debates will just be more of the same mopping the floor?

Are we going to see Ploof, Axelrod, and Jarrett trying to rescript the next debates into set speeches? 

Is Obama going to magically end up in Benghazi personally directing the cleanup of the consulate on the date of the next debate?


Posted by: JEM at October 03, 2012 08:13 PM (o+SC1)

494 Obama: Atari Jaguar

Romney: A fucking PS3

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at October 03, 2012 08:13 PM (626t3)

495 No knockouts, just 15 rounds of nonstop pummeling. Axelrod should've thrown in the towel at some point...


Absolutely fucking beautiful.

Posted by: packsoldier at October 03, 2012 08:13 PM (oZuq6)

496 This is really Joe Klein on the Time mag blog Swampland:

"But I must admit, once again, to being mystified: Did the President send out his body double tonight? Because if that was the actual Barack Obama out there, IÂ’m not sure he can communicate well enough to be an effective President in a time of trouble, to say nothing of winning a second term."

Posted by: virginia lake at October 03, 2012 08:13 PM (DiW+f)

497 The presidents performance has just been declared a federal disaster area...

Posted by: MSNBC at October 03, 2012 08:13 PM (kzejo)

498 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HsNrzBelKo

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 08:13 PM (AREf/)

499 Romney - Competant Obama - SCOAMF without his prompter. And a geek reference. Romney - Shivans Obama - Stars

Posted by: Harlequin at October 03, 2012 08:13 PM (yIeoc)

500 Better turn off the computer so I can get some sleep. I hope to heaven that I'm going to be even more happy than I am now when I hit the hay the night of November 6.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 03, 2012 08:14 PM (fgC5S)

501 I don't know if there's even any point rolling out D+20 polls is there?

Everyone knows who won, everyone knows the impact it had.

If the media accepts the reality of a Romney presidency, they might play nice for the next month to suck up to him.

Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 03, 2012 08:14 PM (8Spmv)

502 It's Michelle's wedding anniversary and someone else just fucked her husband.

Posted by: kanyewest at October 04, 2012 12:11 AM (

 

WINNAH!

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 03, 2012 08:14 PM (sY14L)

503 MWR, the only thing that would have soiled your freshly shampooed carpets would have been tears of happiness.  Really, watch the next one (not that there will be one, I'm sure barry will decide he needs to spend more time with the family, lol)  Seriously, TFG has got to be shittin' bricks right about now.

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 08:14 PM (kpCLl)

504 Romney savaged Obama so bad, Chris Matthews has a tender asshole.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud at October 03, 2012 08:15 PM (QlInZ)

505 Obama: Andrew Sullivan
Romney: Dr. Krauthammer

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 08:15 PM (ECYvo)

506 It's Michelle's wedding anniversary and someone else just fucked her husband. Rotflmao.. ya, like this is the first time Michelle spent her wedding anniversary watching Barky getting nailed by another guy.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 08:15 PM (UlCb1)

507 Romney: 120mm Rheinmetal
Obama: T-54 tank

Posted by: badanov at October 03, 2012 08:15 PM (Oi21l)

508 Barry called it Obama-care? Soooo is it no longer racist to use that term?

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 03, 2012 08:15 PM (sY14L)

509 Barky has never had to apply himself to any job he's ever had.  I figured he would blow off the debate prep as well.

Looks like he did.  Asshole.  Now excuse me while I slake my thirst on some of those warm, salty Leftard tears.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 08:15 PM (pfqFp)

510 Obama - Virgin Muslim Jihadist seeking a little loosening up to be able to fit that hidden that explosive device before a visit to the local bagel shop.

Romney - King Kong's Penis

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:15 PM (ovpNn)

511 I wonder how Mooch is going to treat Barry tonight?

Posted by: Jimi at October 03, 2012 08:15 PM (FzBdo)

512 The left and the MSM (BIRM) keep saying Romney didn't explain how you can raise revenue while lowering taxes - because they are in complete, utter, *CLINICAL* denial over the entire history of economics.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2012 08:16 PM (bxiXv)

513

Obama 2008  - - Hope and Change

Obama 2012  - - Life's a bitch , and then you die.

*** also the Obamacare motto.

Posted by: builder at October 03, 2012 08:16 PM (hqKI2)

514 IÂ’m not sure he can communicate well enough to be an
effective President in a time of trouble, to say nothing of winning a
second term."

Joe, if that was your first clue, you should just kill yourself right now, ya fuckin' bint.

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 08:16 PM (kpCLl)

515 I believe Obama's re-election hopes deserve a proper muslim burial.

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at October 03, 2012 08:16 PM (626t3)

516 It's Michelle's wedding anniversary and someone else just fucked her husband>>>

How is that any different than any day reggie's in town.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 03, 2012 08:16 PM (yc1qZ)

517 Mitt rocked it Gangnam Style tonight. uptwinkles -- I'm obsessed with that video. Have you guys seen the "klingon style" parody?

Posted by: elizabethe mostly lurks at October 03, 2012 08:16 PM (q7Aum)

518 Obama: LSU
Romney: Alabama
Debate: 2012 NCAA Championship Game

Posted by: badanov at October 03, 2012 08:16 PM (Oi21l)

519 Mitt banged like Ron Jeremy in a Japanese High School.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2012 08:16 PM (Wp4rQ)

520 Some of those Mediaite comments are amusing. The leftards are out in force and spinning like mofos.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 03, 2012 08:16 PM (aHR5E)

521 Better turn off the computer so I can get some sleep. I hope to heaven that I'm going to be even more happy than I am now when I hit the hay the night of November 6 morning of November 7.

****

You are going to be cele-bating so hard you might see daylight.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 08:17 PM (piMMO)

522 Obama's smiles were like the smile of someone whose dick is caught in a mousetrap.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 08:17 PM (pfqFp)

523 Obama - Young goat

Romney - Obama's Dad

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:17 PM (ovpNn)

524 Obama:  Rachel Corrie
Romney:  IDF tank

Chrissy and Andi:  melted butter and syrup

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 08:17 PM (kpCLl)

525 Did Romney remember to leave a few bucks on the nightstand after?

Posted by: Harlequin at October 03, 2012 08:17 PM (yIeoc)

526 Luntz Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYAMSUxwVmg

Posted by: Jimbo at October 03, 2012 08:18 PM (aDDEI)

527 Romney just did in one night what it took me a five year mission to do, with warp drive and about 9000 Kevlar condoms. And he didn't even get the drip.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at October 03, 2012 08:18 PM (AZGON)

528 Greta has no concept of basic economics.

Posted by: Truman North at October 03, 2012 08:18 PM (I2LwF)

529 Well i get tonight off. Gonna go to bed early and see what tomorrow brings.

Posted by: The Chicken at October 03, 2012 08:18 PM (3jgI1)

530 Now I can relax and enjoy the Ryan/Biden debate.  It'll be like a 10th-dan karate master going up against a blind, retarded cripple.

Posted by: Nemo from Erewon at October 03, 2012 08:18 PM (oVXUb)

531

"Where did ya learn your trade, you  child,  you  idiot? Who ever  told  you   that  you  could  work  with  men?"

 

 

Posted by: Mitt Pacino to Barak "Glengarry Glen Ross" at October 03, 2012 08:18 PM (Q2wni)

532 President Romney: Harry Reid

TFG: a sedated boy

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 08:19 PM (AREf/)

533 PEACHES! I tried to quit the horde too, not really. Just not quick enough since I had to cajole the sports-centric husband to watch (thank God for pause button!). That was like watching the valedictorian taking on on the spec Ed student in declam. No offense to spec eds.

Posted by: Kalneva at October 03, 2012 08:19 PM (cQmXn)

534 Obama: Mario Williams Romney: Patriots offense

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 08:19 PM (qe2/V)

535 @530 Unless jury duty interferes! (Which it may.)

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 03, 2012 08:20 PM (fgC5S)

536 Lefties are blaming Lehrer for being toothless, easily pushed around, etc.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at October 03, 2012 08:20 PM (hCMIs)

537 "It's clear that the president got spanked tonight" -kos



Haw haw haw haw


http://tinyurl.com/9erd89l

Posted by: schizoid at October 03, 2012 08:20 PM (mnpQF)

538 I am so not even setting the alarm tonight.  Just gonna take a double-dose of fuckitall and play it as it lays.

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 08:20 PM (kpCLl)

539 Romney - Mike Tyson
Obama - Michael Spinks

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 03, 2012 08:20 PM (4eDvT)

540 Mitt banged like Robert Downey Junior at Comic Con.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2012 08:20 PM (Wp4rQ)

541 Obama = Vang

Romney = Bulmonk

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 03, 2012 08:20 PM (xKC/c)

542 he big question is this: is Obama cowed? Or, more to the point, have his handlers concluded that he's not capable of doing better, and that remaining debates will just be more of the same mopping the floor? Problem here is they have no "big guns" to roll out for the next debate, nor would it matter because they are out of ammo. Their arguments are all straw men, Obama can't defend his record - so all he has is the same tired old blame Bush and try to paint Romney as an extremist crap. If Romney just does what he did tonight, point out that Bammy is full of shit but not in a mean or overbearing way - well you can stick a fork in Barky, he'll be done. I'm sure Barky will most likely try taking the gloves off in the next one and try to get nasty and personal - he's really got nothing to lose. But if Mitt can keep cool and respond like he's addressing a bratty child, well then it will backfire and things will get even worse for Barky. So unless they can pull of a near total media blackout, well Barky didn't just shoot himself in the foot tonight, he blew his whole goddamn leg off.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 03, 2012 08:20 PM (UlCb1)

543 Austin FGoolsbey is explaining why obama sucked on greta.

Austin is kind of cute...Even if he is balding.

If i was a muslim jihadist and he was an up and coming terrorist in my division, i would definately help him loosen up for that explosive device.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:20 PM (ovpNn)

544

Mulligan?

Are we taking race into account when scoring this? a little affirmative action here...

I didn't build that

I'm still a better mock-debate-opponent than my mock-debate-opponent

Can i get me some magic underwear pronto?

 

Posted by: Barak at October 03, 2012 08:20 PM (kzejo)

545 Obama:  A Girl Scout

Romney:  A Navy SEAL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 08:20 PM (pfqFp)

546 Well I just saw a Lincoln trailer that actually looked good.  Surprising.

Posted by: Adam at October 03, 2012 08:21 PM (/YJYi)

547 "PUT. THE. GOLFCLUBS. DOWN. Golfclubs are for closers."

Posted by: Blake from downtown at October 03, 2012 08:21 PM (AZGON)

548 Twitchy.com is covering a handful of the Zingers Romney tossed out tonight. He had a lot. Smoothly done.

Posted by: bubblebath at October 03, 2012 08:21 PM (LpQbZ)

549 Mitt: The Death Star Obama: Alderaan

Posted by: theBman at October 03, 2012 08:21 PM (3VPCe)

550
Romney: Dirty Harry

Obama: An empty chair

Posted by: dogfish at October 03, 2012 08:21 PM (N2yhW)

551 Obama - Tommy Hearns Romney - "Marvelous" Marvin Hagler

Posted by: Jimi at October 03, 2012 08:21 PM (FzBdo)

552 Romney: Tubgirl
Obama: The tub

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 03, 2012 08:21 PM (mcWHD)

553 454 Romney wiped his dick off on the curtains Moochelle's forehead. Fixed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 03, 2012 08:21 PM (GEICT)

554 #TrickleDownGovernment

Posted by: bubblebath at October 03, 2012 08:21 PM (LpQbZ)

555 Romney: Al Pacino
Obama: Nicholas Cage

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 08:21 PM (ECYvo)

556 Obama - rape sperm

Romney - Todd Akin's mythical Magical Vagina super powers

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:22 PM (ovpNn)

557 Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 04, 2012 12:20 AM (ovpNn)

you fuckin' kill me . . .

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 08:22 PM (kpCLl)

558 545 Lefties are blaming Lehrer for being toothless, easily pushed around, etc. Posted by: tachyonshuggy at October 04, 2012 12:20 AM (hCMIs) Because he gave Obama more time and interrupted Romney more? Yeah, that's about what I expect from the left, bitching because the playing field isn't tilted *enough* in their direction.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2012 08:22 PM (bxiXv)

559 The thing about this is it shouldn't even be that surprising.

Romney's avoided doing a lot of campaign events and has been focusing on debating for weeks.

Obama has been doing little other than campaign events, rarely does press conferences, has rarely faced tough questions over the past four years, and probably has not had somebody seriously question his core beliefs in decades.

Can anybody name a debate where he really laid into a Republican?  His last two debates with McCain were roughly even and the only reason McCain didn't get more out of the first is that he wound up looking to mean to the people watching.

Posted by: AD at October 03, 2012 08:22 PM (dfVq9)

560 Anyone want to venture to Kos and bring back some gold?

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 08:22 PM (imtbm)

561 Greta and her guests like to assume that the viewers are stupid, when in reality...it's Greta and her guest....

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 08:22 PM (BVkEs)

562 Romney: Rosie O'Donnell Obama: A Girl Scout Cookie

Posted by: tasker at October 03, 2012 08:22 PM (r2PLg)

563 Matthews is such an asshole. Barky should watch MSNBC because the gang of knob-gobbling sycophants on that shit excuse for a 'network' would give Obama the talking points and correct phrasing he needs?

In the tank much, fuckhead?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 03, 2012 08:22 PM (QnKeu)

564 Pretty sure President Romney just told SCOMF "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 08:22 PM (AREf/)

565 517 Barry called it Obama-care? Soooo is it no longer racist to use that term?

****

No silly.  That is like rappers using the N word

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 03, 2012 08:22 PM (SkyIE)

566 ABC. ALWAYS be clusterf***ing. ALWAYYYYS be clusterf***ing.

Posted by: Mitt Romney Texting McCain at October 03, 2012 08:22 PM (MrM2k)

567 Obama - fat girl #2 in the well

Romney - The lotion in the basket

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:23 PM (ovpNn)

568 Romney: Jack Tatum.

That's enough.

Posted by: Chelsey at October 03, 2012 08:23 PM (EuW9O)

569 Did anyone else see Erin Burnett talk about the 39 alleged undecided voter focus group that CNN put together? She claimed 8 went to BO and 8 went to Romney and the rest were still undecided. Wolf then asked her to have a show of hands of who is leaning BO and who is leaning Romney. She actually told him she wouldn't do that as she had promised them that she would not have them on camera associating a vote with a face. Luntz does this all the time. Why wouldn't she? What was she afraid of?

Posted by: pray for peace at October 03, 2012 08:23 PM (oZfic)

570 Romney: Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Obama: The truth

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 03, 2012 08:23 PM (mcWHD)

571 Romney: Henry V

Obama: Edward II

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 08:23 PM (pfqFp)

572 Romney: Cheney's Massive Warcock
Obama: Andrew Sullivan's Syphilltic Schlong

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 08:23 PM (ECYvo)

573 Michelle is thinking tonight that perhaps she wasn't cut out for a lesbian relationship.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 08:23 PM (AZGON)

574 Mitt banged like a junk yard dog on a passed out hobo.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2012 08:23 PM (Wp4rQ)

575 It's been said before (this evening), but:

Obama:  teh bug
Romney:  teh windshield

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 08:23 PM (kpCLl)

576 Barry called it Obama-care? Soooo is it no longer racist to use that term? Obama said he'd come to like the term Obamacare.

Posted by: elizabethe mostly lurks at October 03, 2012 08:23 PM (q7Aum)

577 Romney - USA Obama - USSR

Posted by: Jimi at October 03, 2012 08:23 PM (FzBdo)

578 Not only did Romney win huge, this was massive.

This will be good for Romney's fundraising, this is all kinds of huge.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at October 03, 2012 08:23 PM (Wa+Fw)

579 Obama - anal warts
Romney - Laser Removal Surgery


umm...ok maybe that was too far

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:24 PM (ovpNn)

580 What was she afraid of? Posted by: pray for peace at October 04, 2012 12:23 AM (oZfic) Being exposed as a bald-faced liar on live television.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 03, 2012 08:24 PM (a4CUi)

581 Mitt: Barack Obama

Barack Obama: An unsuspecting doggie

Posted by: fortune teller at October 03, 2012 08:24 PM (fz48n)

582 We had planned to show a replay of the debate, but somebody set the dvd on fire.

Posted by: MSNBC flunkie at October 03, 2012 08:24 PM (yJYwC)

583 Salon and MSNBC agreeing to marginalize Drudge is like Kaypro and Radio Shack agreeing to marginalize Apple. Kaypro. Wow. That's a name I haven't heard in...30 years.

Posted by: rfichoke at October 03, 2012 08:24 PM (SPxVS)

584 The Obama bumper sticker removal kit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=201pgTaEseQ

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 08:24 PM (VMtg+)

585 Mooch was hanging her huge head coming up on stage. Imma save thiis recording for shits and grins. No happy anniversary! Couldn't happen to a more deserving coupla moochers.

Posted by: Kalneva at October 03, 2012 08:24 PM (cQmXn)

586 You know who else is happy tonight?

Bill and Hillary Clinton!


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:24 PM (ovpNn)

587 Obama's debate performance was so bad the left is attack Jim Lehrer for essentially not carrying Obama like the rest of the media has the last 4 years.

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 03, 2012 08:25 PM (ZgvAc)

588 Some guy on PBS making excuses for Obama. He's rusty, hasn't had to argue with anyone. Also said Romney threw Obama off his game by bringing up stuff Obama didn't expect, like Dodd-Frank.

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 08:25 PM (qe2/V)

589 Romney: DOS
Obama: CP/M

...for the Kaypro dude.

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 08:25 PM (ECYvo)

590 Keep those sweet, sweet tears of hippie anguish coming.

Depeche Mode's "Just Can't Get Enough":

http://youtu.be/_6FBfAQ-NDE

Posted by: derit at October 03, 2012 08:25 PM (I88Jc)

591 Geez MSNBC ..they are blaming the moderation? Chrissy is very upset, wonder if he cries during breaks.

Posted by: pray for peace at October 03, 2012 08:25 PM (oZfic)

592 Obama = Type-M star

Romney = starhammer

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 03, 2012 08:25 PM (xKC/c)

593 I'm not proud of my country again.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at October 03, 2012 08:25 PM (pfqFp)

594
Romney: Afghani
Obama: Goat

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 03, 2012 08:25 PM (SkyIE)

595 Romney=1992 Dream Team

Obama=Angola


Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 03, 2012 08:25 PM (yJYwC)

596 Romney: Admiral Akbar
Obama: Traps

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 03, 2012 08:25 PM (mcWHD)

597 Romney - iceberg
Obama - RMS Titanic

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 08:26 PM (UYZgt)

598 One thing is certain. After tonight Obama won't need another colonoscopy for about thirty years.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 08:26 PM (AZGON)

599 Hahaha just got the following email from my friend Barry : I hope I made you proud out there explaining the vision we share for this country. Now we need to go win this election -- the most important thing that will happen tonight is what you do (or don't do) to help in the little time we have left: https://donate.barackobama.com/Tonight Thank you, Barack

Posted by: thirtyandseven at October 03, 2012 08:26 PM (LAAm2)

600 Conan. What is best in life? To crush your enemy, to see them dricen bwfore, and to hear the lamentation of their women, or Chris Mathews, same thing really.

Posted by: OCBill at October 03, 2012 08:26 PM (MiSre)

601 uptwinkles -- I'm obsessed with that video. Have you guys seen the "klingon style" parody?
---
No, but I'm watching "Gandalf" style at the moment

Posted by: Methos at October 03, 2012 08:26 PM (6LvlL)

602 Some guy on PBS making excuses for Obama. He's rusty, hasn't had to argue with anyone.

Yeah, whose fault is that?

Posted by: AD at October 03, 2012 08:26 PM (dfVq9)

603 I guess the next nationwide polls are going to have to have a +15 D as their sample.

Posted by: Dobby at October 03, 2012 08:26 PM (62yHA)

604 Tonight's performance  - was . . . . ummm . . .  ummm  BUSH'S FAULT !!

Posted by: Axelrod at October 03, 2012 08:26 PM (hqKI2)

605 Right now, Chris Matthews is probably butt-chugging vodka and antifreeze.

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 03, 2012 08:26 PM (SSe0z)

606 Romney: Blowtorch

Obama: ShamWow

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 08:26 PM (pfqFp)

607 Damn. Even the sf chron is admitting this could change things. Yes they say Romney was on the attack, but they realize mitt scored points.

Posted by: California red at October 03, 2012 08:26 PM (DXTKe)

608 597 Some guy on PBS making excuses for Obama. He's rusty, hasn't had to argue with anyone. Also said Romney threw Obama off his game by bringing up stuff Obama didn't expect, like Dodd-Frank.

Posted by: rockmom at October 04, 2012 12:25 AM (qe2/V)


Well when the mother fucking press doesn't hold your feet to the fire but instead carries your water for 5 years, you tend to believe your own hype and get soft and lazy.


Their own damn fault.


REAP WHAT YOU SEW OBAMACOCKSUCKING MEDIA

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:27 PM (ovpNn)

609 Who did Romney have as a debate trainer/mock opponent? From the results he apparently trained against Rep. Velociraptor (R- Jurrassic)

Posted by: Harlequin at October 03, 2012 08:27 PM (yIeoc)

610 Mitt's been snorting whiskey, and drinking cocaine....

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 08:27 PM (BVkEs)

611 Romney=Escape pod with no life signs containing the droids that bring down your Empire

Obama=Guy that order gunner to hold his fire.

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 03, 2012 08:28 PM (ZgvAc)

612 Harlequin at October 04, 2012 12:27 AM (yIeoc)

Portman, I believe.

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 03, 2012 08:28 PM (mcWHD)

613 618 Who did Romney have as a debate trainer/mock opponent? From the results he apparently trained against Rep. Velociraptor (R- Jurrassic) Posted by: Harlequin at October 04, 2012 12:27 AM (yIeoc) Rob Portman. He did his job.....well. heh

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 03, 2012 08:28 PM (a4CUi)

614 I want to see Charlie Cook eat a bag of dicks tomorrow. He wrote the most obnoxious column last week asking whether Romney was fast turning into Bob Dole and it was just a matter of time before his donors dry up and nobody wants to get near him.

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 08:28 PM (qe2/V)

615 Romney - Toilet Paper Obama - Sloppy Steamer

Posted by: Jimi at October 03, 2012 08:28 PM (FzBdo)

616 Fat Hitler should have thrown in the towel in the first half hour.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 08:28 PM (pfqFp)

617

The denial going on over at Kos is off the charts.

 

"It's just a flesh wound."

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2012 08:28 PM (BAS5M)

618 Kaypro. Wow. That's a name I haven't heard in...30 years. Posted by: rfichoke at October 04, 2012 12:24 AM (SPxVS) I have a Kaypro. But, yeah, it's a museum piece.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2012 08:28 PM (bxiXv)

619 Romney: Dark chocolate bacon sundae
Obama: Circus Peanut

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2012 08:28 PM (vY2x+)

620 Romney: The biggest mexican feast ever, with chimichangas, steak fajitas, triple refried beans and the best gaspacho and home made corn chips and spicy salsa.

Obama:  the last three sheets of toilet paper in the house at 3 am later that night.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:28 PM (ovpNn)

621 Romney: DOS Obama: CP/M Romney: holographic memory Obama: punch cards

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 08:29 PM (AZGON)

622 Heyyyy. That, hic, that, that Rombley guy is , hic, kiiinda cuuute. Buuuurp.

Posted by: Dianne Sawyer at October 03, 2012 08:29 PM (IOuIz)

623 No, but I'm watching "Gandalf" style at the moment Posted by: Methos at October 04, 2012 12:26 AM (6LvlL) ah yes, this is why I love the internets.

Posted by: elizabethe mostly lurks at October 03, 2012 08:29 PM (q7Aum)

624 618

Rob Portman was his debate sparring partner.

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 03, 2012 08:29 PM (ZgvAc)

625 I hope I made you proud out there explaining the vision we share for this country.

Now we need to go win this election -- the most important thing that will happen tonight is what you do (or don't do) to help in the little time we have left:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Tonight

Is that fuckin shitbird really out there trying to raise money on what he did tonight?  No lie?  Muthafucka, I need to go kick Willard a few more bucks.  brb

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 08:29 PM (kpCLl)

626 How the debate went with lefties in one picture;

http://tinyurl.com/8fc458h

Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2012 08:29 PM (wwsoB)

627 Obama: confused baby sea turtles Romney: bright lights

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 03, 2012 08:29 PM (GEICT)

628 Romney - the heat of Hell
Obama - a snowflake

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 08:29 PM (UYZgt)

629 (get it fucking straight)
President Romney: Lead Pipe

TFG: Opi's skull (SOA)

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 08:29 PM (AREf/)

630

57If you've ever been unprepared for a big thing, a debate or trial, you recognize the look on obama's face and his attitude throughout the deabte

That pretty well sums up DUUUUUH WON's whole life.

Posted by: harleycowboy at October 03, 2012 08:29 PM (DcTCq)

631 Romney: Lawrence Taylor Obama: Joe Theismann Also, best spin I've laughed at was that the JEF was subdued because he didn't want to come across as the angry black man, which is why the tapes were released this week, to cow him.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 08:29 PM (imtbm)

632

 

Romney:  Hulk

 

Obama:  Loki

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2012 08:30 PM (BAS5M)

633 Obama: Glass Joe

Romney: Little Mac

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at October 03, 2012 08:30 PM (626t3)

634 Obama: circulatory system
Romney: Ebola

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2012 08:30 PM (vY2x+)

635 Romney: Dark chocolate bacon sundae
Obama: Circus Peanut

Okay, weft, people always say this, but I literally spewed beer when I read that, ya magnificent bastid. 

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 08:30 PM (kpCLl)

636 I really interested in what Obama would do in his second term. He spent part o the debate saying that Romney's plans were too vague, but Obsma's seemed to be nonexistent. All we have is the same old plan to invest in teachers, police and firefighters, but except for the dues that would go into Democratic coffers this is more of the same from the "failed" "stimulus".

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 03, 2012 08:30 PM (e8kgV)

637 The PBS panel is actually pretty interesting even though most of them are libs. Guy from Bloomberg just slapped Obama for not mentioning the GM bailout. Mike Murphy said Romney's body language was so much better, looked peppy and excited about being there, Obama looked bored and diffident.

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 08:30 PM (qe2/V)

638 I want the video of Romney telling Lehererer it's ok to move on after demolishing BO.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 46% more DOOM! at October 03, 2012 08:31 PM (MrM2k)

639 I almost popped wood a few times during the debate.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud at October 04, 2012 12:06 AM (QlInZ)


I almost popped an aneurysm.  Several times.

Posted by: Jim Lehrer at October 03, 2012 08:31 PM (rmdRH)

640 Obama: Newer, leaner school lunch program Romney: BACON

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 03, 2012 08:31 PM (CA2NO)

641 So goddam frustrating to sit at home for the past four years and see no one give Obama a proper beat-down. So goddam sweet to see someone finally give him a beat-down.

Posted by: Texas Ranger at October 03, 2012 08:31 PM (IvvrO)

642 Romney - Tsunami Obama - Japan

Posted by: Jimi at October 03, 2012 08:31 PM (FzBdo)

643 Obama: The Dark Lord Sauron in his tower.

Romney: Frodo sans one finger.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:31 PM (ovpNn)

644 And think of the enthusiasm gap. Romney: Vital, virile. Obama: Dull, lifeless. I'm picturing a similar turnout Nov 6th.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 46% more DOOM! at October 03, 2012 08:31 PM (MrM2k)

645 Starring Barack Obama:  "Things To Do in Denver When Your Presidency's Dead"

Posted by: RamonAllones at October 03, 2012 08:32 PM (3lLli)

646 Obama: A Goomba

Romney: Super freaking Mario

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at October 03, 2012 08:32 PM (626t3)

647 Who did Romney have as a debate trainer/mock opponent? Pretty sure it was Portman.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 03, 2012 08:32 PM (CA2NO)

648 Like I said, "Dad's home."

The country will now be run by a real live adult. I don't give a rat's ass about what party he's from, but I care about the country.

BTW when did he say " I have no idea what you are talking about"? I know it was one of Barky's vague and ambiguous allegations but what exactly?

There is no truth to the rumor that Barky wants to play 9 holes against Mitt instead of having a foreign policy debate.

Posted by: PJ at October 03, 2012 08:32 PM (DQHjw)

649 I think the Luntz focus group showed something very important... there are a lot of voters out there who are very disappointed with Obama but were "unsure" of the new guy.  Tonight, that new guy showed them that he's more than ready for the job.  These undecided voters no longer feel "worried" about the new guy... and they see that the old guy is a worn-out has-been who never should have been elected in the first place!

Posted by: Restless at October 03, 2012 08:32 PM (AFOqp)

650 President Romney: 12 yr old

TFG: King Hippo

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 08:32 PM (AREf/)

651 Obama: Stuttering cluster of miserable failure

Romney: Teh FUCK

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:32 PM (ovpNn)

652
msnbc has caught its breath and is coming around to their storyline about what happenrd,leaher was incompetent and let  romney push him around while obama was acting very gentleman like

Posted by: kj at October 03, 2012 08:32 PM (qEts0)

653 Romney - The Roman Republic

Obama - Carthage after the Third Punic War

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 08:32 PM (UYZgt)

654 Tonight Valerie Jarrett is furiously rereading "Pygmalion," trying to find what she missed.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 08:32 PM (AZGON)

655 I would have to say I just watched the most one sided Presidential debate of my life time. Sadly I was really to young to remember any of Reagan's debates but I think this might have even surpassed that.

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 03, 2012 08:32 PM (ZgvAc)

656 Obama - The Beatles Romney - Yoko Ono

Posted by: Jimi at October 03, 2012 08:33 PM (FzBdo)

657 Obama:  exactly what we always knew he was

Romney:  dammit, I'm so glad I was wrong about this guy


Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 08:33 PM (kpCLl)

658

Romney didn't "win".  He simply told the truth in an assertive way that linked his plans, purposes and our future to the Constitution of the U.S.  That was a moving moment for me. 

 

Obama didn't lose.  He simply has four years of total failures and increasing debt behind him.  His only hope was to tout socialism and government support for "freedom" (from the boot of the wealthy), fairness, and the importance of equality and "caring" in his vaunted prose style.  His handlers must have decided that he could not manage the task without TOTUS.  In truth and reality, he was defenseless.  He is "good-for-nothing".

 

What Romney did is what any (smart) opponent of tryannical power, whether that be government or robber baron-corporate or crony corporate elites, "should" do --  expose its lies in a genial manner and put forward his own plans...for a free market.  I have not seen any presidential candidate in a debate handle the matters so well. 

 

While I was no Romney supporter in the primaries, once he won "fair and square" I was IN.  In all reasonable polls he has slowly been moving to the front.  This will be a wave election, a belief I held before this debate.  Americans are not stupid.  Now I am looking toward a tsunami.  I hope it buries Affirmative Action forevermore. 

 

 I believe that Romney might be exactly the right the man for the hour -- our perilous times.  We need a brilliant business man who is fundamentally a good person to get us out of this exceedingly complicated mess.  I don't think any lawyer or public servant could do the job.  And we need a patriotic American who is confident in the goodness of American power (not the neocon extension of it) and knows the necessity of a strong military.  Mitt Romney is that Man.  I hope all those who are classically liberal, conservative, or libertarian will hold his feet to the fire for a commitment to the Constitution, limited goverment, and support for free enterprise with freedom of opportunity for all.

Posted by: pyromancer76 at October 03, 2012 08:33 PM (i0aYq)

659 Oh man this douche from New York Magazine really spinning here. Romney has already lost Ohio, Romney didn't help himself with Latinos or women tonight.

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 08:33 PM (qe2/V)

660 Obama: 13 year old girl

Romney: Roman Polanski

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 03, 2012 08:33 PM (mcWHD)

661 Obama = swimmer

Romney = hungry great white shark

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 03, 2012 08:33 PM (xKC/c)

662 Obama - Snookie

Romney - Sophia Loren

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:33 PM (ovpNn)

663 657 BTW when did he say " I have no idea what you are talking about"? In response to BO blowing about corporate tax breaks resulting in shipping jobs overseas. It was pathetic and Romney made him pay.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 03, 2012 08:33 PM (a4CUi)

664 As chronicled above.. kos said Obama got spanked tonight.  The hand wringing over at Daily Kooks is MOST delicious!

Of course there are those over there saying: What? What? Obama did ok.. really!  Romney was.. uh uh uh a bully!

Hahahahhahahahahaha the libtard tears are sooooo sweet when they flow!

And for all you fuckwads who were not believers in the power-of-Mitt before tonight.. get on board, baby!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 03, 2012 08:34 PM (6viux)

665 Legal Insurrection tweeted that MSNBC's hosts looked like Red Sox fans when Buckner let it go between his legs

Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2012 08:34 PM (wwsoB)

666 Romney:  Penis

Obama:  Vajayjay's next door neighbor

Posted by: dogfish at October 03, 2012 08:34 PM (N2yhW)

667 I guess the next nationwide polls are going to have to have a +15 D as their sample. Posted by: Dobby at October 04, 2012 12:26 AM (62yHA) They've already been doing that. They'll have to go D+30.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 03, 2012 08:34 PM (CA2NO)

668 The whole dynamic between Romney and Obama and Lehrer were like Romney was the professor stepping into a debate rehearsal to coach everyone and show them how it was done and then send them off to study harder for the next rehearsal.

Posted by: elizabethe mostly lurks at October 03, 2012 08:34 PM (q7Aum)

669 Also, best spin I've laughed at was that the JEF was subdued because he didn't want to come across as the angry black man, which is why the tapes were released this week, to cow him.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 04, 2012 12:29 AM (imtbm)

 

 

 

Heh. I posted on the dead thread that Obama sounded just like when the Wayans Bros. do a "white guy"! Extra caucasian. Which is just as insulting as the pandering ghetto accent. GAH!

Posted by: kalneva ain't no-ways tahhhrdd! at October 03, 2012 08:34 PM (cQmXn)

670 You know why it Took President Romney longer to get out from behind the podium?
He had a raging hard on from the hatchet wound he just pounded on for 90 minutes

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 08:34 PM (AREf/)

671 Obama - that turd on the rug

Romney - Bo

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:35 PM (ovpNn)

672 Mitt = Tommy Conlon

Obama = Mad Dog Grimes

Posted by: Warrior reference at October 03, 2012 08:35 PM (+vJSW)

673 Obama: Black Snake

Romney: H-bomb

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 08:35 PM (piMMO)

674 CNN debate flash poll - Romney 67 Obama 25.  Heard 67 is the highest ever scored.

Posted by: tofer732 at October 03, 2012 08:35 PM (m5Iwq)

675
Romney: atomic bomb

Obama: a outline shadow on a wall

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 08:35 PM (VMtg+)

676 Where are the fucking eyeores that were ready to give up less than a week ago?

Posted by: Adam at October 03, 2012 08:35 PM (/YJYi)

677 Romney: Fat Man

Obama: An ice cream vendor right next to the big bridge.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 08:35 PM (pfqFp)

678 Romney - buzzing on hot honey lemonade.
Obama - stoner. stupid is as stupid does.

Posted by: nobama2012 at October 03, 2012 08:35 PM (tS9/r)

679 Obama: Downfall Hitler
Romney: Georgy Zhukov

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 08:36 PM (ECYvo)

680 Obama: Jesus

Romney: Barrabas

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 08:36 PM (BVkEs)

681 President Romney: Opra
TFG: Steadman, wearing a Gail mask

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 08:36 PM (AREf/)

682 So, Mitt, do you smoke after a debate? Mitt: I don't know. I never looked to see.

Posted by: Mae West at October 03, 2012 08:36 PM (xMlon)

683 Romney: the Humpbot Obama: any nearby metal object. In fact, we need the Humpbot attacking the flaming skull ready for November.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 08:36 PM (imtbm)

684 Obama: Gomer Pyle

Romney: 7.62mm Full.Metal.Jacket

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 03, 2012 08:36 PM (mcWHD)

685 MWR, pretty soon the D sampling with will D + Plaid.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 08:36 PM (UYZgt)

686 Thank you, St. Michael! And thanks to all who prayed with me for victory in battle! I've had this mental image for a while now...you know those art images of St. Michael defeating Lucifer? Yeah.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at October 03, 2012 08:36 PM (x8wJs)

687 In response to BO blowing about corporate tax breaks resulting in shipping jobs overseas. It was pathetic and Romney made him pay. Posted by: IdowhatIwant
.........
That was the sweetest moment of the night. Watch the lefty pundits scour IRS code just trying to come up with something for Obambi.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 03, 2012 08:36 PM (6viux)

688 Romney:  Bob Dylan

Obama: Milli Vanilli

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 08:36 PM (pfqFp)

689

Obama - Kids having sex at summer camp

Romney - Jason

Posted by: tofer732 at October 03, 2012 08:36 PM (m5Iwq)

690 Mitt banged like Jim Kirk in an Orion slave girl refugee camp. Posted by: eman at October 04, 2012 12:12 AM (Wp4rQ) Oh'-ree-ahn! Just like they say it on Star Wars.

Posted by: King Emperor Admiral Barky, Real Amerikan at October 03, 2012 08:36 PM (X3lox)

691
Romney - WC Fields
Obama - Letterman

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 08:36 PM (VMtg+)

692 Oh God, there's already a FiredBigBird account on Twitter.

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 08:37 PM (qe2/V)

693 Obama - first time offender's first night in general population

Romney - The CHAIN BANG GANG

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:37 PM (ovpNn)

694 by the way, where are all the trolls? maybe some one should call the police and have them checked on..

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 08:37 PM (AREf/)

695

 

Romney:  Peter North

 

Obama:  Pron Starlet hopeful of the day

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2012 08:37 PM (BAS5M)

696 At 510. . .can't. . . keep up. . . with the comments. . .

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 03, 2012 08:37 PM (tsC/8)

697 Tonight Valerie Jarrett is furiously rereading "Pygmalion," trying to find what she missed.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 04, 2012 12:32 AM (AZGON

 

HA! Good one!  Wonder what is going on in the "war room" right now!

Posted by: kalneva ain't no-ways tahhhrdd! at October 03, 2012 08:37 PM (cQmXn)

698 Obama: Sandra Fluke Romney: the entire male sex One has no use for the other.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 08:37 PM (AZGON)

699 Romney - Liam Neeson

Obama - the people who took his daughter

Posted by: The Q at October 03, 2012 08:37 PM (B/yDO)

700 Obama: Tina

Romney: Ike

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 08:37 PM (piMMO)

701 That's what he gets for not using a teleprompter.

Posted by: Christopher taylor at October 03, 2012 08:37 PM (r4wIV)

702 Obama: Veal calf Romney: Fat guy at a restaurant

Posted by: FPW at October 03, 2012 08:37 PM (BDNF5)

703 Romney: Karl Rove
Obama: Bob Shrum

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 08:37 PM (ECYvo)

704

Just watching the whole thing now.  Only got bits and pieces before.  Sorta buzzed.  RMoney kicked ass.  That phrase tfg uses "' really pisses me off.  Worrked for an attythat used that phrase in every letter and motion

 

the phrase? "as a consequence"

Posted by: Infidel at October 03, 2012 08:38 PM (CVAqO)

705
Romney - A bulldozer
Obama - Rachel Corrie

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 08:38 PM (VMtg+)

706 Obama: Pellet gun Romney: .458 Win Mag

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 03, 2012 08:38 PM (9Taqp)

707 Romney: Constitution Obama: HMS Guerriere

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 03, 2012 08:38 PM (GE1+K)

708 Hopefully, they can reattach Obama's ears.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 11:55 PM (BVkEs)

 

HA ! hilarious

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 03, 2012 08:38 PM (DU15A)

709 Where are the fucking eyeores that were ready to give up less than a week ago?Posted by: Adam

Now, now. We have to get them to vote on Nov. 6.

Nov. 7th?

An accounting will be had. Oh yes. An accounting will be had.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2012 08:38 PM (vY2x+)

710 Obama=Joe Pesci's character from Good Fellas

Romney=Shine Box

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 03, 2012 08:38 PM (ZgvAc)

711 Romney: DOS Obama: CP/M ...for the Kaypro dude. Thanks! Although I'd really say it was: Romney: BASH Obama: DOS

Posted by: rfichoke at October 03, 2012 08:38 PM (SPxVS)

712 My money says Mitt and Ann are enjoying the Soetoro's anniversary far, far more than the Soetoro's themselves.  Of course, Reggie Love is the wild card here.

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 08:38 PM (kpCLl)

713 I liked the part where Obama took credit for Solyndra.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2012 08:38 PM (bxiXv)

714 I just want to say that I love my husband. I love Mitt Romney. I love Morons and 'ette's for keeping me halfway sane.

The barometer (barrymeter?) to judge this is MSNBC. They were like a skit on SNL when I tuned in after the debate. Completely rabid that their king was dethroned.

The question is, how will Barry prepare to do better? Will the town hall debate throw some zingers at Mitt for his religion or the dog on the roof? Romneycare does not seem to be working that well.

I cannot wait until foreign policy comes up in the midst of Fast and Furious and Benghazigate.

He may be one and done, no matter what the stupid polls say.

Good night and thanks for the laughs post debate.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, unbanned, ready to get this done at October 03, 2012 08:38 PM (baL2B)

715 But the race is over! Yes, it might be.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 08:38 PM (AZGON)

716 Obama: a quiet farming village

Romney:  The Mongols

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 08:38 PM (pfqFp)

717 Some of Obama's voters now see. "I spent so much time, believing all the lies...now it makes me sad...for loving what was you"

Billy Idol's "Eyes without a Face":

http://youtu.be/BKmldYSDJaM

Posted by: derit at October 03, 2012 08:38 PM (I88Jc)

718 Romney: Space Battleship Yamato Obama: Gamilon

Posted by: theBman at October 03, 2012 08:38 PM (3VPCe)

719 Ace, your pinball tweet had me in tears from laughing so hard. 

Posted by: tdpwells at October 03, 2012 08:39 PM (7vA7k)

720 Obama - The Economy the last four years.

Romney - The Obama Policy

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:39 PM (ovpNn)

721 TOTUS was on strike demanding a higher profile

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 08:39 PM (VMtg+)

722 Obama - Monica Lewisky Romney - Slick Willy

Posted by: Jimi at October 03, 2012 08:39 PM (FzBdo)

723 Let  the  bitter  tears  of  the  Obama  zombies  overflow  the  Hoover  Dam!   LOL!   Romney  kicked  ass!!!

Posted by: Preferance Cascade at October 03, 2012 08:39 PM (wIgpo)

724 You do know you guys are going a little outside the lines with some of this stuff, right? 

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 08:39 PM (kpCLl)

725

Romney = Buster Douglas

 

Obama = Mike Tyson

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 03, 2012 08:39 PM (DU15A)

726 Obama: The Hindenburg

Romney: Static electricity

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 08:39 PM (pfqFp)

727 JEF didn't give a hoot in hell tonight and it didn't matter to him. He will always have his cult following and a friggin' mansion in HI. He won the lotto at least 4 years ago. Now he can smoke dope and hit the links without us talking about him.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 03, 2012 08:39 PM (IOuIz)

728

 

Obama:  Receiver going up for the ball across the middle

 

Romney:  Dick Butkus (in  his prime)

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2012 08:39 PM (BAS5M)

729 709 Obama: Tina Romney: Ike Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2012 12:37 AM (piMMO) winner

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 03, 2012 08:39 PM (GEICT)

730 1: Obama's handlers knew what they had and tried to lower expectations.
2: We have to prepare for the media counter attack.  They will not take this lying down.  They were forced to eat the shit sandwich tonight but they will have something up their sleeve soon.
3: Obama has  nothing to say when he can't lie.  The tape this week showed how he got a crowd all riled up over something he had voted FOR.  He stood  right in front of them and said the 10% requirement was not waived because of racism and he had voted to not waive the requirement... so I guess he should know.
4: Engineers like to number things.

Posted by: Voluble at October 03, 2012 08:40 PM (qYvEa)

731 This debate was certainly good news for Mr. Romney, but since WWII there have been lots of presidential candidates who lost debates and went on to win. Debates always create a bounce for the challenger, so if the challenger wins a debate by less than the historical amount it is a good sign he will lose. My model shows that after this debate Obama's chance of winning has grown from 120% to 219%.

Posted by: Nate Silver at October 03, 2012 08:40 PM (mnpQF)

732 Obama: Fun
Romney:  Peaches always finds something to be pissed about


Posted by: lorien1973 at October 03, 2012 08:40 PM (mcWHD)

733 Obama: Persian Muzzie - "Uhhhh ... errrr ... uhhhh ..." Romney: Genghis Khan - “I am the punishment of G-d ... If you had not committed great sins, G-d would not have sent a punishment like me upon you."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2012 08:40 PM (X3lox)

734 Smak down!

Posted by: Infidel at October 03, 2012 08:40 PM (CVAqO)

735 I can go to bed now, feeling freshly f***ed. In the good way. 'Cept I'm not gonna, cuz I'm too happy to be gloating 'til at least midnight PST.

Posted by: kalneva at October 03, 2012 08:40 PM (cQmXn)

736 There is a very real possibility that I will rub my dick completely off after watching this and then the VP debate

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 08:41 PM (AREf/)

737 Okay, the computer things are a little off here. Romney: IBM Sequoia. Obama: Mac IIcx.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2012 08:41 PM (bxiXv)

738 Cheney's Warcock looks at Mitt and nods with respect.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2012 08:41 PM (Wp4rQ)

739 Fat Hitler should have thrown in the towel in the first half hour.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 04, 2012 12:28 AM (pfqFp)

Important question: What's the ETA on the debate Downfall parody?

Also
Obama: Allahpundit's Chocolate Bunny
Romney: The Hair Dryer at the end


Posted by: Methos at October 03, 2012 08:41 PM (6LvlL)

740 Obama: Sarah Palin
Romney: Katie Couric

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 03, 2012 08:41 PM (mcWHD)

741 Obama: HAL's higher brain functions

Romney: Dave, royally ticked and with a screwdriver

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 08:41 PM (pfqFp)

742 I have clear title to Death Star:Alderaan, but my God was that an ass-whoopin'!.

Posted by: Andy at October 03, 2012 08:41 PM (OZPoa)

743 MWR, pretty soon the D sampling with will D + Plaid. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 04, 2012 12:36 AM (UYZgt) At ludicrous speed!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 03, 2012 08:41 PM (CA2NO)

744 Obama: Charlie Sheen
Romney: Winning!

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 08:41 PM (ECYvo)

745 Thank you, St. Michael!

And thanks to all who prayed with me for victory in battle!

What a wonderful performance by Mitt. Props to Rob Portman!

Posted by: Miss Marple at October 03, 2012 11:44 PM (GoIUi)


----------


Amen!  I've put the text of that prayer on my iPhone until I have it memorized, as I expect to be praying it a lot between now and the day the election results are ratified.

Not to be a paranoid nut or anything, but IMHO we should also pray for the safety of the Romney family and their campaign staff -- and step up praying for the U.S. armed forces, who are likely to be put in harm's way by whatever dog-wagging October Surprise Obagman, ValJar, and Sauros dream up between then and now.

Posted by: Mary in LA with a different hash at October 03, 2012 08:41 PM (NhijW)

746 TFG: Slimer

President Romney: Crossing the Streams

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 08:42 PM (AREf/)

747 Obama: Falon

Romney: Blake's football team...


Lets see if anyone remembers what this is

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:42 PM (ovpNn)

748 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 04, 2012 12:38 AM (pfqFp) Damn! You beat me to it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2012 08:42 PM (X3lox)

749
"Some people eat when they get depressed. I hope Michelle put Bo outside for the night. "

Bob Owens

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 03, 2012 08:42 PM (kdS6q)

750 Obama: an empty skull

Romney: the barbed cock of Satan

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 03, 2012 08:42 PM (SSe0z)

751 Somewhere in Hawaii a realtor is rubbing his hands bloody, contemplating a 35 million dollar sale on a very special residential property this fall.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 08:42 PM (AZGON)

752 Romney: Al Pacino

Obama: Rob Schneider

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 08:42 PM (piMMO)

753 Now he can smoke dope and hit the links without us talking about him. Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 04, 2012 12:39 AM (IOuIz) And it is my fondest desire that he do so for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2012 08:42 PM (bxiXv)

754 the Jef shoulda studied insted of going to hoovr dam!

Posted by: Infidel at October 03, 2012 08:42 PM (CVAqO)

755 The other big winner tonight is Chris Christie. He went on all the Sunday shows and said the narrative of this campaign would be turned upside down by Thursday and everyone in the MSM laughed at him.

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 08:43 PM (qe2/V)

756 Romney: Intel
Obama: Cyrix

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 08:43 PM (ECYvo)

757 Obama: 9 year old bride

Romney: Muhammad

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:43 PM (ovpNn)

758 584 ....peaches yes ma'am you got that right !!!!!!!

Posted by: grumpy momma bear at October 03, 2012 08:43 PM (bTQtI)

759 Romney: High-definition 3D Blu-Ray Obama: Betamax

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 03, 2012 08:43 PM (CA2NO)

760 Must admit....said the St Michael Prayer....and haven't been to church in years........time to reconsider.

Posted by: Spike at October 03, 2012 08:43 PM (UZDaa)

761 I must admit to feeling uneasy about one thing. I'd rather the MSM continue to suck the man's cock and pretend he actually did win. That way, Obama would be lulled into a sense of false security. Now, he's gonna throw out all the fucking class warfare stops he and his team can think of because no one thought he even came close to winning.

Posted by: Rich at October 03, 2012 08:43 PM (pnHKr)

762 Obama - Horny Teenager Romney - Cock Blocker

Posted by: Jimi at October 03, 2012 08:43 PM (FzBdo)

763 Gawd I love Ainsley Earhardt.  Talk about hawt.

Posted by: Adam at October 03, 2012 08:43 PM (/YJYi)

764 Romney: Godfather 2
Obama: Godfather 3

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 08:43 PM (ECYvo)

765 Obama: The assmebled forces of the muslim world
Romney: Israel on day three of the Six Day War

Posted by: Methos at October 03, 2012 08:43 PM (6LvlL)

766 Obama believed too much of his own press--that his big strength is people liking him. So he kept wanting to be likeable, even when Romney was laying waste to him. He seemed to think that Romney would be like McCain, and if he just played nice Romney would let him off the hook.

I don't expect Romney to do as well next time because he just doesn't know foreign policy like he does this. Obama is a doofus at that, too, but most Americans know less about it, so he can blow more smoke up their ass than he could about domestic affairs.

The other thing that strikes me is how hard conservatives are on Romney. Even after a KO like tonight I see some (not so much here but at other sites) carping about how he moderated tonight. I'm so conservative no one with my views will ever be elected. So I understand what Romney has to do to win. And how much *we* have to win this time.

There is a significant difference between having a wishy-washy but competent conservative in the Presidency with a conservative House (and maybe Senate) versus having an ultra liberal incompetent in the Presidency. And don't forget Supreme Court Justices don't live forever.

Romney is a decent man, and the *only* guy standing between us and four more years of President Honey Boo-boo. He gave TFG the worst debate beat-down I've ever seen  tonight.

As a paleo-conservative, I'm pretty happy with him.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 03, 2012 08:44 PM (M2x4y)

767 Im toast.  Night 'rons.

Posted by: Infidel at October 03, 2012 08:44 PM (CVAqO)

768

Obama: Darius

Romney: Alexander

Posted by: Zharkov at October 03, 2012 08:44 PM (P5i/s)

769 "Tis but a flesh wound..."

Posted by: Barack "The Black Knight" Obama at October 03, 2012 08:44 PM (sZTYJ)

770 752 MWR, pretty soon the D sampling with will D + Plaid. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 04, 2012 12:36 AM (UYZgt) At ludicrous speed! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at October 04, 2012 12:41 AM (CA2NO) When will then be now?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 03, 2012 08:44 PM (GEICT)

771

At the next debate DUUUUH WON will be on a talk show and have Bill Clinton as a standin talking about how great he is.

Posted by: harleycowboy at October 03, 2012 08:44 PM (DcTCq)

772 Romney: Godfather II

Obama: The Room

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 08:44 PM (piMMO)

773 watching cnn replay, Romney just smoked him again on the deficits.

Romney: Romney

Obama: SCOAMF

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2012 08:44 PM (PHb2k)

774 Obama: Iraqi Republican Guard Mitt: 3rd ID

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2012 08:44 PM (Wp4rQ)

775 OMG - the spinner from Barry's campaign on Greta right now is living in the alternate universe....

Posted by: George W Beagle at October 03, 2012 08:44 PM (sZRY5)

776 Ohhhh

Did anyone else just get a message that commenting was down?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 08:44 PM (piMMO)

777

Obama = lechon baboy

Romney = room full of Pinoys with bolos

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 03, 2012 08:44 PM (IOuIz)

778 Obama: the Separatist leadership

Romney: Darth Vader

Posted by: blue star at October 03, 2012 08:45 PM (rmdRH)

779 ah, shit, I gotta dump this last can of bad idea down the sink and take my skinny white ass to bed . . . rock on, good people of MoronNation, let's get 'er done, eh?

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 08:45 PM (kpCLl)

780 Obama mostly looked like he was having as much fun as he might have if Barney Frank was giving him a digital rectal exam.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 03, 2012 08:45 PM (oe1aw)

781 Now barry knows how a rented mule feels!

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 03, 2012 08:45 PM (sY14L)

782 Romney: Godfather 2
Obama: Godfather 3

Posted by: Comparisons at October 04, 2012 12:43 AM (ECYvo)




Just my opinion, but it was worse than that.

Posted by: Adam at October 03, 2012 08:45 PM (/YJYi)

783 Obama! Wake. The. Fuck. Up.

Posted by: Samueul L. Jackson watching debate at October 03, 2012 08:45 PM (zrpqj)

784 Romney: make -f POTUS /whitehouse Obama: rm -rf *

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 08:45 PM (AZGON)

785 Obama: Faruka Salk
Romney: Willard A. Wonk

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:45 PM (ovpNn)

786 My Mitt bench pressed 350, Yo'bama couldn't shoplift at thrifty.

Posted by: major major major major at October 03, 2012 08:45 PM (utCAk)

787 President Romney: Jerry Sandusky
TFG: Witness #2

(Bad taste, I know, but it's fitting)

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 08:46 PM (AREf/)

788 I rise in awe of the Mitt.

Posted by: Dick Cheney's Mighty Warcock at October 03, 2012 08:46 PM (u3N3z)

789 Yeah Chris Christie is the man. I love a confident man.

Posted by: TD at October 03, 2012 08:46 PM (+uFux)

790 295 anyone have a link to "official" debate response times for the night? I want to have something loaded when my lib friends complain that Romney got more time to speak.

Posted by: not the mama at October 03, 2012 11:40 PM (kzCIn)

347 is there a clock on how much time each guy talked yet?

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 11:48 PM (AREf/)

Can't find a link right now,  but MSNBC and others admitted Barry got 4 or 5 more minutes.  Of course, I imagine that was taken up by stuttering...

Posted by: George W Beagle at October 03, 2012 08:46 PM (sZRY5)

791 Romney - Godfather 2

Obama - Jaws 4

Posted by: The Q at October 03, 2012 08:47 PM (B/yDO)

792 So what'd I miss??  Just finished watching Prometheus and turned on MSPMS to find 'tingles'  Chrissie announcing a CNN poll saying Romney won the debate 67 to 25.  I know I had to be watching a special SNL show so I turned it off.  Haven't watched SNL since Miller was on it and don't intend to break my streak.
No way that poll is real....Chrissy wasn't even crying.  Is li'l Barry all butthurt now??  Geez, wonder what kind of mayhem that's gonna cause.  Somebody needs to commandeer that football for a day or two............

Posted by: JMKN1 at October 03, 2012 08:47 PM (JMKN1)

793 Obama: Virginia Rappe

Romney: Fatty Artbuckle

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 08:47 PM (pfqFp)

794 the Jef shoulda studied insted of going to hoovr dam! Posted by: Infidel
.......
Study what? His dismal record????

He's got nuthin.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 03, 2012 08:47 PM (6viux)

795 Romney's debate skills - cost a late night fee Obama's debate skills got the HIV Romney's debate plays on the double feature screen Obama's debate skills straight to DVD Romney's debate skills - bigger than a bridge Obama's debate skills look like a little kid's Romney's debate skills - large like the Chargers, the whole team Obama's shit look like he's fourteen Romney's debate skills - locked in a cage, right Obama's debate skills suffer from stage fright Romney's debate skills - so hot, it's stolen Obama's debate skills look like Gary Coleman Romney's debate skills - pink and big Obama's debate skills stinks like shit Romney's debate skills got a Caesar do, Obama's debate skills needs a tweezer, dude Romney's debate skills is like super size Obama's debate skills look like two fries Romney's debate skills - more mass than the Earth Obama's debate skills - half staff, it needs work Romney's debate skills - been there done that Obama's debate skills sits there with dunce cap Romney's debate skills - V.I.P. Obama's shit needs I.D. It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let leftism go Romney is the best in the business P.S. he's got skills like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let leftism go Romney is the best in the business P.S. Romney's got skills like Jesus Romney's debate skills need no introduction Obama's debate skills don't even function Romney's debate skills served a whole lunch -in Obama's debate skills - it look like a munchkin Romney's debate skills - size of a pumpkin Obama's debate skills look like Macaulay Culkin Romney's debate skills - good good lovin' Obama's debate skills - good for nothin' Romney's debate skills bench pressed 350 Obama's debate skills couldn't shoplift at Thrifty Romney's debate skills - pretty damn skippy Obama's debate skills - hungry as a hippie Romney's debate skills don't fit down the chimney Obama's debate skills is like a kid from the Philippines Romney's debate skills is like an M16 Obama's debate skills - broken vending machine Romney's debate skills parts the seas Obama's debate skills farts and queefs Romney's debate skills - rumble in the jungle Obama's debate skills got touched by his uncle Romney's debate skills goes to yoga Obama's debate skills - fruit roll -up Romney's debate skills - grade -A beef Obama's debate skills - Mayday geek Romney's debate skills - sick and dangerous Obama's debate skills - quick and painless Romney's debate skills - 'nuff said. Obama's debate skills loves Fred It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let leftism go Romney is the best in the business P.S. Romney's got skills like Jesus It's time that Romney's let the world know Dude, you gotta let leftism go Romney is the best in the business P.S. Romney's got skills like Jesus

Posted by: kanyewest at October 03, 2012 08:47 PM (dEpqP)

796 Obama; 12 Big Macs, 18 Large fries, and 16 Large Cokes

Romney: Michael Moore

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 03, 2012 08:47 PM (SSe0z)

797 Some soothing bedtime tunes for Obama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEoCM85Mz4s

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 08:47 PM (VMtg+)

798 Check it out... post-debate image of Obama. http://tinyurl.com/lbrru9

Posted by: Harlequin at October 03, 2012 08:47 PM (yIeoc)

799 this dumb lying scrunt Jen Psaki on greta is trying to spin it like her vagina lady farts depends on it

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:47 PM (ovpNn)

800 I tweeted after it happened that the Big Bird line would be the media's take away quote from the debate, and it's starting...

Posted by: Doc at October 03, 2012 08:47 PM (3HsdR)

801 SOooo, do you think barrys is gonna give his "1st place loser trophy" to Worf as an Anniversary gift?

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 03, 2012 08:48 PM (sY14L)

802 Uh, I don't want Romney to come on my show anymore.

Posted by: David Letterman at October 03, 2012 08:48 PM (yJYwC)

803 When will then be now? Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 04, 2012 12:44 AM (GEICT) We're at now now. Go back to then? We missed it. When? Just now.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 03, 2012 08:48 PM (CA2NO)

804 Romney: Olivier

Obama: This guy   http://bit.ly/Hu3Ap4

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 08:48 PM (piMMO)

805 Romney: Aliens
Obama: Saw 7

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 08:48 PM (ECYvo)

806 Scrunt Scoamf flack on Greta just said that the American people don't want an attacker in chief, they want a commander in chief. The desperation is pouring into my living room.

Posted by: Milesdei, displaying his deep knowledge of Espanish at October 03, 2012 08:48 PM (Iljdt)

807 But Obama was like deity floating above us all, the philosopher king we had all been waiting for. His own personal guard carried him on a golden throne laid upon their shoulders and sheltered him from the criticisms of the unworthy, how could this have happened? Sadly the beloved golden idol was just a fragile hollow shell. The tears of the faithful fill the streets.

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 03, 2012 08:48 PM (ZgvAc)

808 Breitbart would have enjoyed tonight. Sigh.

We are all Breitbart. Keep fighting.

Posted by: virginia lake at October 03, 2012 08:48 PM (DiW+f)

809 Obama: Andrew Sullivan
Romney: AIDS

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 08:49 PM (ECYvo)

810 Obama: Canus
Romney: Duncan Macleod

Posted by: Methos at October 03, 2012 08:49 PM (6LvlL)

811 792 Obama! Wake. The. Fuck. Up. Posted by: Samueul L. Jackson watching debate at October 04, 2012 12:45 AM (zrpqj) He's not taking it very well: Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson 1h What Really happened tonite?! NOBODY changed who they're voting for!! NOBODY!!! https://twitter.com/SamuelLJackson/status/253694342416461824

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at October 03, 2012 08:49 PM (ozFTd)

812 Obama: Saddam in a spider hole Romney: The U.S of fucking A.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 03, 2012 08:49 PM (CA2NO)

813 358 Obama -- Texas Rangers

Romney -- Oakland A's

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 03, 2012 11:51 PM (OWjjx)

Ouch.... speaking for us Rangers fans in TX









 

Posted by: George W Beagle at October 03, 2012 08:49 PM (sZRY5)

814 Mitt Romney = Manic depression

Barack Obama = Jesse Jackson Jr.




Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 03, 2012 08:49 PM (M2x4y)

815 >>>I don't expect Romney to do as well next time because he just doesn't know foreign policy like he does this. We've just had an over run consulate and a murdered ambassador. Did I forget F&F (haha yes I can use them&&) and the message to Vladamir.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 03, 2012 08:49 PM (GE1+K)

816 818 that's so wrong but i lol'd

Posted by: JParker at October 03, 2012 08:50 PM (8HhF2)

817 Obama - Some gay kid with Flock of Seagulls hair Romney - Romney

Posted by: t-bird at October 03, 2012 08:50 PM (FcR7P)

818 Obama - Jaws 4


****

Talk about jumping the shark.....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 08:50 PM (piMMO)

819 Romney: Aliens
Obama: Saw 7

Posted by: Comparisons at October 04, 2012 12:48 AM (ECYvo)




Game over man, game over!

Posted by: Pvt. Hudson at October 03, 2012 08:50 PM (/YJYi)

820

Obama: Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace

 

Obama's Fans at MSNBC:  Rick  McCallum watching the first preview

 

Romney:  Red Letter Media Guy

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2012 08:50 PM (BAS5M)

821 Obama:The Minbari, Shadows, and Vorlon in turn
Romney: John Sheridan

Posted by: Methos at October 03, 2012 08:50 PM (6LvlL)

822 Breitbart would have enjoyed tonight. Sigh. I have no doubt he DID enjoy it. He probably got Orville Redenbacher to pop some popcorn so he and Reagan would have something to snack on while they watched Romney beat the crap out of the commie.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 03, 2012 08:51 PM (CA2NO)

823 Oh no!!

Just on the FOx News channel a commercial for Chia Obama and Chia Romney...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 08:51 PM (UYZgt)

824 Barky: Victor Fuentes Romney: Creasy

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2012 08:51 PM (X3lox)

825 Anybody know where the debate can be downloaded?

Posted by: Andrew at October 03, 2012 08:51 PM (neFIy)

826 Uh, I don't want Romney to come on my show anymore.

Posted by: David Letterman at October 04, 2012 12:48 AM (yJYwC)


****


I swear it sounded as if Letterman referred to him as "Mitch"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 08:52 PM (piMMO)

827 The God that failed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6khld0NiME

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 08:52 PM (VMtg+)

828 753. Amen to praying ....I was praying too during the debate and will double my prayer intentions for Mitt and Paul and their families . Thank You Lord for this Awesome night and please Lord lead our nation to elect Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan to Presidency and Vice Presidency of the USA on Nov. 6 2012 !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: grumpy momma bear at October 03, 2012 08:52 PM (bTQtI)

829 Romney:Elías García Martínez

Obama: Cecilia Giménez

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 08:52 PM (pfqFp)

830 #820

Translation: "Don't none of you Obama-voting honkeys DARE change your vote now.  Or I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my Obama...."

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 03, 2012 08:52 PM (QxGmu)

831 >>>What Really happened tonite?! NOBODY changed who they're voting for!! NOBODY!!! Yep but a whole bunch of folks who hadn't committed yet just did.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 03, 2012 08:52 PM (GE1+K)

832 793 Romney: make -f POTUS /whitehouse Obama: rm -rf * Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 04, 2012 12:45 AM (AZGON) awesome geekery

Posted by: Unix Command Line at October 03, 2012 08:52 PM (jts1f)

833 2 more debates...don't get cocky.

Posted by: Sexypig at October 03, 2012 08:52 PM (SQdrr)

834 The pictures the Daily Mail put up to represent the debate? Hilarious.

Posted by: Lauren at October 03, 2012 08:53 PM (wsGWu)

835 Obama - Cigar Romney - Rush Limbaugh

Posted by: Jimi at October 03, 2012 08:53 PM (FzBdo)

836 Romney: River Tam Obama: Reavers

Posted by: theBman at October 03, 2012 08:53 PM (3VPCe)

837 I have no doubt he DID enjoy it. He probably got Orville Redenbacher to pop some popcorn so he and Reagan would have something to snack on while they watched Romney beat the crap out of the commie.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at October 04, 2012 12:51 AM (CA2NO)




Amen MWR, amen.

Posted by: Adam at October 03, 2012 08:53 PM (/YJYi)

838 Mitt Romney = Superman

Barack Obama = Wonder Woman's star-spangled underwear

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 03, 2012 08:53 PM (M2x4y)

839 I have been trying to bait my lib friends on FB. Silence.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2012 08:53 PM (t+Sdx)

840

Obama = Brothel full of Thai Hookers

Romney = Moron Horde

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 03, 2012 08:53 PM (IOuIz)

841 Obama: Fake god at the center of the galaxy
Romney: Spock, the klingons' new gunner

Posted by: Methos at October 03, 2012 08:53 PM (6LvlL)

842 Mr. President, how does it feel to have two of them, since Romney ripped you a new one?

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 08:53 PM (BVkEs)

843 Obama: Hugo Chavez's Hair

Romney: Cancer Treatment

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:53 PM (ovpNn)

844 >>Posted by: Unix Command Line

Don't make me fsck you.

Posted by: FDISK at October 03, 2012 08:53 PM (ECYvo)

845 830

A Babylon 5 reference!! One of the few conservative sci fi series and amazingly good for its time.

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 03, 2012 08:54 PM (ZgvAc)

846 Obama: Control Top Pantyhose

Romney: Michelle Obama's thighs and ass

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:54 PM (ovpNn)

847 >>>Anybody know where the debate can be downloaded The MSM is busy editing it down to commercials...excluding the ones for Romney

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 03, 2012 08:54 PM (GE1+K)

848 817 Breitbart would have enjoyed tonight. Sigh. Several times in the last few months I've wished Andrew were still around to see events unfold.

Posted by: rfichoke at October 03, 2012 08:54 PM (SPxVS)

849 MWR, bet Obama has strawberry jam on his waffles now

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 08:55 PM (UYZgt)

850 Obama: Mollycoddle

Romney: Earning the money that keeps your academic never-neverland theme-park possible, punkass.

Posted by: derit at October 03, 2012 08:55 PM (I88Jc)

851 Romney: make -f POTUS /whitehouse Obama: rm -rf * Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 04, 2012 12:45 AM (AZGON) LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2012 08:55 PM (X3lox)

852 Hmmm..

SNL might be worth a watch this weekend.

Hell. Jon Stewart might be worth a watch.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 08:55 PM (piMMO)

853 VP Debate Preview:

Paul Ryan: Paul Ryan

Joe Biden: Joe Biden

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 08:56 PM (pfqFp)

854

I only hope that those fat stupid cows that Luntz foists on us don't swing at all.

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at October 03, 2012 08:56 PM (SdEIE)

855   355 If Luntz's average focus groups were puppies, we'd have to drown most of them.

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at October 03, 2012 11:50 PM

 

Can we do it in a large pot?

 

 

Posted by: back door barry soetoro at October 03, 2012 08:56 PM (yBF/9)

856 844 Obama - Cigar

Romney - Rush Limbaugh

Posted by: Jimi at October 04, 2012 12:53 AM (FzBdo)


Obama - Monica's Lewinski

Romney - Bill Clinton's Cigar

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:56 PM (ovpNn)

857 If Luntz's average focus groups were puppies, we'd have to drown most of them. Posted by: Mr Wonderful at October 03, 2012 11:50 PM (SdEIE) Ya, I could use some good soup right now...

Posted by: Barack Obama, canine connoisseur at October 03, 2012 08:57 PM (sZTYJ)

858 Obama: Chris Matthews' Liver
Romney: Cirrhosis

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 08:57 PM (ECYvo)

859 My strategy for the next debate: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD AND GM IS ALIIIIVE! YEEEEARGH!!! chainz bitches!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 03, 2012 08:57 PM (8HhF2)

860 CNN says Romney win in their poll is the biggest in the history of debates.

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 08:57 PM (qe2/V)

861

 

Obama:  Bad,  Bad Leroy  Brown

 

Romney:  Doris' jealous husband

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2012 08:57 PM (BAS5M)

862 Well, Obama's going to actually train for the next ones. Issue is, his "training" will likely be like everything else, an echo chamber. He doesn't believe he's made mistakes so he can't be prepared for being hit on them. What he'll do is try to repeat Osama Bin Laden, ending Iraq War, Ending Afghanistan War. Those are his only major "successes", and I use that term loosely, and only the OBL thing is more or less without a counter attack. Yeah, he was in charge when people killed OBL. But Iraq and Afghanistan can be held up as policy -failures-. And if Romney's smart, he can use it to highlight that Obama fucked up wars we could have won, and get Republican support, while highlighting that obama stayed IN the wars longer, alienating more liberal viewers. Obama's got no real defenses in foreign policy and all Romney has to do is prep well, and he'll pound Bammy like a tent-peg

Posted by: Harlequin at October 03, 2012 08:58 PM (yIeoc)

863 Obama=special Mormon underwear

Romney=taco night

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 03, 2012 08:58 PM (ZgvAc)

864 MWR, bet Obama has strawberry jam on his waffles now Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 04, 2012 12:55 AM (UYZgt) Strawberry, or... raspberry? OBAMA: Only one man would DARE give me the raspberry! ROMNEY: That one man

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 03, 2012 08:58 PM (CA2NO)

865

Romney: Veni, Vedi, Vici...

 

Obama:  Is that Austrian?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2012 08:58 PM (lZBBB)

866 "response to BO blowing about corporate tax breaks
resulting in shipping jobs overseas. It was pathetic and Romney made
him pay.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant"

Oh, that's right, loved that too.

Also loved the "if it's worthy borrowing from China" line. That puts it all in perspective for the folks. Politico of course hates it, through its tears.

Posted by: PJ at October 03, 2012 08:58 PM (DQHjw)

867

Yeah, me too for the beddie-by.  Love you long time, morons. Wish I could take the day off tomorrow to read all the comments thus far.

Posted by: kalneva at October 03, 2012 08:58 PM (cQmXn)

868 Obama: Planet of the Apes
Romney: Charlton Heston

Is that racist?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 08:58 PM (ovpNn)

869 Obama: That guy's wife that got hit by Romney's cancer beam and died

Romney: Romney

Posted by: mugiwara at October 03, 2012 08:58 PM (XT2y5)

870 Barky: Slug Romney: Human with a Salt Shaker

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2012 08:59 PM (X3lox)

871 848 I have been trying to bait my lib friends on FB.

Silence.
======

Oh yeah. They were all talking up how Obama was gonna spank that "idiot" Romney.

The ones who didn't get around to deleting those posts are gonna defriend me tomorrow. Too bad.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 03, 2012 08:59 PM (yJYwC)

872

 

 

Obama:  Mr. Creosote

 

Romney:  Waf-er thin mint

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2012 08:59 PM (BAS5M)

873 @ 878

i lol'd.

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 08:59 PM (ECYvo)

874

My explanation is that Axelrod has photos of Juan Williams having sex with a hobo in a dumpster 

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at October 03, 2012 08:59 PM (SdEIE)

875 Oh man, Rush will be... lively tomorrow.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 08:59 PM (AZGON)

876 Listen, people: You can't trust people with two first names.

Paul Ryan. Two first names.

Back in Scranton, my grandpa told me that people with two first names kept the rest of us fallen angels from working at the coal mines. Believe it, America.

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at October 03, 2012 08:59 PM (B/yDO)

877 Any of the Moron Horde know whether Romney team can cut ads featuring things Obama said this evening? I mean, using official debate footage? Because I'm sure Obama laid himself open to some devastating clips without even noticing... I missed the show (for a dress rehearsal), but by the reactions it must have been truly earth-shattering.

Posted by: Piercello at October 03, 2012 09:00 PM (E/6f0)

878 Don't make me fsck you. Posted by: FDISK at October 04, 2012 12:53 AM (ECYvo) You don't want to start this war. Romney: vim Obama: edlin

Posted by: rfichoke at October 03, 2012 09:00 PM (SPxVS)

879 And have I mentioned that Obama's wish of happy anniversary to Michelle was so stilted, artificial, and phony?  Well it is.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 09:00 PM (UYZgt)

880 Romney: Alex and his Droogs

Obama: A weepy young divochka in need of the old in-out-in-out.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 03, 2012 09:00 PM (QxGmu)

881 Sweetie.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 09:00 PM (BVkEs)

882 Obama - 57 Fender Strat Romney - Jimi Hendrix

Posted by: Jimi at October 03, 2012 09:00 PM (FzBdo)

883 Romney: Republican Party Obama: Lemon Party

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 09:00 PM (AZGON)

884 Obama: the poop chutes of 12 Mexican whores
Romney: Dick Cheney wearing a cougar as a condom

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 03, 2012 09:00 PM (SSe0z)

885 Obama: Facebook Stock IPO

Romney: Why the fuck is a webpage where you post a bunch of embarrassing pictures and link to a bunch of people getting uglier and fatter over time who you once knew worth 40 a share?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 09:01 PM (ovpNn)

886 If you missed the debate was channel surfing, it's repeating on fox.

Posted by: pray for peace at October 03, 2012 09:01 PM (oZfic)

887 FOXNEWS is rerunning the Debate right now

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 09:01 PM (ovpNn)

888

 

Obama:  Mr. Bill

 

Romney:  Sluggo

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2012 09:01 PM (BAS5M)

889 What, is "stench" on the damn phone again? Tell him I'm busy playing Chutes and Ladders with my cat! Posted by: Joe Biden at October 03, 2012 11:57 PM (yJYwC) Amazing, he keeps on loosing but is still entertained. Almost as much fun as when I use that laser pointer on him...

Posted by: Joe Biden's Cat at October 03, 2012 09:02 PM (sZTYJ)

890 Them ain't clouds, that Andrew Brietbart eating big fucking popcorn Kernels!

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 03, 2012 09:02 PM (sY14L)

891 Happy anniversary, you fugly lard butt

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at October 03, 2012 09:02 PM (SdEIE)

892 But Obama still had impeccable creases in his pants. And class like that can't be bought.

Posted by: David Brooks at October 03, 2012 09:02 PM (yJYwC)

893 So.... any reports on how many people DID watch this?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2012 09:02 PM (lZBBB)

894 Romney - Cheney
Obama - That Fucking Guy (that decided to go hunting with Dick)

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 09:02 PM (ovpNn)

895 Okay. I'm watching it again, until I pass out........

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 09:02 PM (BVkEs)

896 My friends are refusing to engage about the debate beyond calling Romney "Fuller of shit than normal". Except the one who is shouting that the real crime is they didnt discuss the REAL pressing issue. Women's reproductive rights.

Posted by: Harlequin at October 03, 2012 09:02 PM (yIeoc)

897 Anybody know where the debate can be downloaded? Posted by: Andrew at October 04, 2012 12:51 AM (neFIy) Don't know but Fox is re-airing it now, if you want to tape it or DVR it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2012 09:03 PM (X3lox)

898 Haaa!!

from @KurtSchlicter

There was no Burt Reynolds with a bow to rescue him tonight

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:03 PM (piMMO)

899 Didn't watch the debate because I've already made up my mind and the Yankees were on at the same time. Heard Mitt won. Had hoped he would and thought he had a chance. Because of what he did to Newt in the debates in FL. Romney out-spent Newt in FL, but the debate victories were his own. I'm hoping there is some internal polling, something to this master-plan of his. But I just read another story today that he's STILL being out-spent on TV by a lot. Well...if he's going on a blitz in Oct, doing it after a good debate performance at least gives it something to build on. But I wish he'd done more TV earlier. Still, even though I think Mitt is a very flawed candidate, he's grown on me as far as what I think he'd be as a President (the Ryan pick helped, because it makes me think he'll make good SCOTUS picks). I surely hope he's right about his strategy. And that he wins. For the first time since the polls after the D convention I at least think he has a chance.

Posted by: trickamsterdam at October 03, 2012 09:03 PM (uTBHY)

900 Lehers in for a ball cracking!

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 03, 2012 09:03 PM (sY14L)

901 Throughout the debate, I kept thinking about the Manny Pacquiao/Oscar De La Hoya fight; rather, the cable special that showed the two men in training the weeks before the fight. The focus would shift from one to the other: we'd see Pacquiao working out religiously, intensely, completely focused, working with Freddie Roach, hitting tires with sledge hammers, doing countless situps, then we'd see De La Hoya: going out to dinner with his movie star friends, hanging out with his posse, talking about his Daddy issues, playing house with his wife, then back to Pacquiao, hitting tires, jumping rope...and my son and I looked at each other without a word. We knew Pacquiao would win that fight. Same thing tonight. Obama wasn't ready and he knew he wasn't ready about two minutes in, when Romney started talking. Golden Boy got his ass kicked.

Posted by: troyriser at October 03, 2012 09:03 PM (ptcFO)

902 Romney - Hall

Obama - Oates

Posted by: The Q at October 03, 2012 09:03 PM (B/yDO)

903 Obama: GWBasic
Romney: QBasic

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 09:03 PM (ECYvo)

904 888 And have I mentioned that Obama's wish of happy anniversary to Michelle was so stilted, artificial, and phony? Well it is. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 04, 2012 01:00 AM (UYZgt) I noticed that. It sounded like a man who only calls his wife "sweetie" or "honey" in front of other people.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2012 09:04 PM (bxiXv)

905 Bahahahaha @jimgeraghty So we get to see those OBL kill photos tomorrow, right?

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 09:04 PM (qe2/V)

906 Obama:  Jimmy Smits chillaxin' on Alderaan.

Romney: Governor Tarkin

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 03, 2012 09:04 PM (QxGmu)

907 873 OBAMA: Only one man would DARE give me the raspberry! ROMNEY: That one man...[/i ROM..STAR!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 03, 2012 09:04 PM (GEICT)

908 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUSNmY5XPLI

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 09:05 PM (VMtg+)

909 A lot of Americans met their next President tonight for the first time and will wake up tomorrow feeling pretty good. Stay turgid, morons.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at October 03, 2012 09:05 PM (TsVfK)

910 Breaking: Obama Administration Declares  Debate in Denver an Act of Terror 

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2012 09:05 PM (TJMDo)

911 Someone was asking about debate times up thread. LAT reporting 43 min for O and 38.5 min for R.

Posted by: Y-not racisty racist apparently at October 03, 2012 09:05 PM (5H6zj)

912

Romney: fracking

Obama: Bakken

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at October 03, 2012 09:05 PM (SdEIE)

913 Romney: George Washington

Obama: Obama

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 09:05 PM (pfqFp)

914

888 ...Obama's wish of happy anniversary to Michelle was so stilted, artificial, and phony?

---

The sweatie part sounded so..... GAY!

Posted by: RioBravo at October 03, 2012 09:05 PM (WrTqI)

915 Obama: The Devil in Georgia Romney: Jonny and his fiddle

Posted by: theBman at October 03, 2012 09:06 PM (3VPCe)

916 I guess we are going to be up all night putting lipstick on this pig.

Posted by: The Palace Guard Press at October 03, 2012 09:06 PM (l3vZN)

917 Was he trying to connect Michelle with that OWN series Sweetie Pie?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 09:06 PM (UYZgt)

918 Oh man, Rush will be... lively tomorrow.


Yes, but the show will suck. He won't be able to stop laughing long enough to complete a sentence.

Posted by: fluffy at October 03, 2012 09:06 PM (z9HTb)

919 TFG: Obama

President Romney: Moochelle

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 03, 2012 09:06 PM (AREf/)

920 I think he was talking to Reggie Love.

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at October 03, 2012 09:06 PM (SdEIE)

921

 

Obama = Dan Akroyd

Romney = giant plastic Santa Claus in '1941'

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 03, 2012 09:06 PM (IOuIz)

922 Breaking : UN Condemns Mitt Romney for 'Disproportionate Response'  in Denver Debate

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2012 09:06 PM (TJMDo)

923 #923

I thought "sweetie" was a very nice thing to say (to me).

Posted by: Kal Penn at October 03, 2012 09:06 PM (QxGmu)

924 Shit, I keep thinking of things Romney didn't even use tonight. --No budget for 3 years --Washington DC now has highest median income in the country -- Unemployment up this year in 26 states

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 09:07 PM (qe2/V)

925 Romney: VY Canis Majoris Obama: Phobos

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at October 03, 2012 09:07 PM (jts1f)

926 Romney: Bobby Bouchet
Obama: the other team's quarterback

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 03, 2012 09:07 PM (SkyIE)

927

I guess there goes my reason for support Newt in the primary. Romney.

Romney

Romney!
ROMNEY!
LANDSLIDE!
LANDSLIDE!
LANDSLIDE!

I can't wait to hear those chants on elections night victory speach.

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 03, 2012 09:07 PM (tsC/8)

928 925 I guess we are going to be up all night putting lipstick on this pig.

Posted by: The Palace Guard Press at October 04, 2012 01:06 AM (l3vZN)

He's already wearing purple on his lips.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 09:07 PM (UYZgt)

929 Washington DC now has highest median income in the country

Hey, we vote Republican. Generally.

Posted by: Loudoun County, Virginia at October 03, 2012 09:08 PM (ECYvo)

930 So, I went back and checked on the FB: yes, the JEF purposely threw the debate tonight to defuse the tapes released this week that were leaked to try and make the JEF out as the angry black man. They also trie to insult Ryan by calling him Paul Bunyon. Um, I guess the retard doesn't know any american folklore at all? That's like, "oh yeah? You're such a bad fighter, you're like Mike Tyson in his twenties!"

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 09:08 PM (imtbm)

931

Looks like I picked the wrong night to quit taking amphetamines.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 03, 2012 09:08 PM (l3vZN)

932 Important question: What's the ETA on the debate Downfall parody?


It's not out now?

Posted by: fluffy at October 03, 2012 09:08 PM (z9HTb)

933 Oh, God.

The thing about social media is that there's a record of your life left behind.

Just received a tweet from @PatNechek

Yesterday he tweeted, excitedly, about his wife being in labor.

Just now he tweeted to request prayers as his newborn baby died 23 hours after birth with no known cause.

Just awful.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:08 PM (piMMO)

934 How can you not vote for Romney?

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 09:08 PM (BVkEs)

935 Okay I made it through about three minutes of Obama saying what he has said for the past three years.  And it was all lies again.  Then I changed channels to ID to watch a re-run of 'I Married a Mobster.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 09:09 PM (UYZgt)

936

Romney :   Caddyshack

Obama :     Caddyshack 2

** why would anyone ever want to hang around for 2 ?!?

Posted by: builder at October 03, 2012 09:09 PM (hqKI2)

937 #925 Well the pigs on PBS seemed pretty confident that this won't move the needle. Obama has run such a brilliant campaign, he gets 60% of Latinos in Florida so there is no way Romney wins there, still way ahead in Ohio, yadda yadda. Only Mike Murphy kept throwing turds in their punchbowls. He said if Obama does this again he is toast.

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 09:10 PM (qe2/V)

938 Oh Anna, you should stick it out. Romney absolutely ass rapes him on natl tv.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 03, 2012 09:10 PM (GEICT)

939 Romney: Dr. Manhattan

Obama:  Everything Else

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 03, 2012 09:10 PM (QxGmu)

940 919 Breaking: Obama Administration Declares Debate in Denver an Act of Terror Janet Napoletano declared it to be a man-caused disaster.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 09:11 PM (AZGON)

941 Romney thrashed Obama so hard that I thought I was playing GTA.

Posted by: Harlequin at October 03, 2012 09:11 PM (yIeoc)

942 Romney: Gandalf the White Obama: Mouth of Sauron

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at October 03, 2012 09:11 PM (jts1f)

943 typo... that's Neshek

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:11 PM (piMMO)

944 Okay because obama said so many uhs I'm a little less than100% because I had to drink to each one, but I will say FUCKIN  A to Romney!. That being said I will now crawl to by bed.. Pray I don't throw up... burp...

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 03, 2012 09:12 PM (9+ccr)

945 912 Obama: GWBasic Romney: QBasic Posted by: Comparisons at October 04, 2012 01:03 AM (ECYvo) Obama: LOGO Romney: Code::Blocks C++ Ryan: Concurrent Fortran 2008 Biden: Three ounces of Legos from random box sets in a plastic bag at a small-town thrift store.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2012 09:12 PM (bxiXv)

946 I eagerly await SNL's version of the debate in which Romney grabs a chair beats Barry about the head and shoulders.

Posted by: physics geek at October 03, 2012 09:12 PM (llWHs)

947 I met a traveler from an antique land Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; And on the pedestal these words appear: “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!” Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Posted by: Percy Bysshe Shelley at October 03, 2012 09:12 PM (qe2/V)

948 But Intrade has Obama up 20 %!!!!!!!

Uh..........

Posted by: In before the guy that's in before the troll at October 03, 2012 09:12 PM (yJYwC)

949 The one major takeaway. Obama's FOR a transcontinental rail system. So at least there's that.

Posted by: Harlequin at October 03, 2012 09:12 PM (yIeoc)

950 Barky: 1,000,000 Aztec Human Sacrificing Lunatics Romney: Cortez

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2012 09:13 PM (X3lox)

951

I didn't watch the debate.  Did  Romney  mention the   median    family  income has dropped by  $5000?  He should have. 

 

There were some important facts he skipped.  Hopefully, he'll mention them in the  next  debate.

 

 

Posted by: obie doobie at October 03, 2012 09:13 PM (Q2wni)

952 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith LOL!

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at October 03, 2012 09:13 PM (jts1f)

953 Romney: Bruce Lee
Obama: not Bruce Lee

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 03, 2012 09:14 PM (SkyIE)

954

Romney: Asami Yamazaki

Obama: Shigeharu Aoyama

Posted by: obscure at October 03, 2012 09:14 PM (kzejo)

955 Romney - Chevy Chase Obama - Aunt Bethany's dog

Posted by: Jimi at October 03, 2012 09:14 PM (FzBdo)

956 @957 I gave up trying to figure out intrade.  All I can assume is that there are a lot of dem gamblers on  that  site.

Posted by: obie doobie at October 03, 2012 09:14 PM (Q2wni)

957

 

Obama:  Edmund Fitzgerald

 

Romney:  Lake Gitchigoomie

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2012 09:14 PM (BAS5M)

958 I love the smell of clean coal in the morning...

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 09:14 PM (BVkEs)

959 Yes, but the show will suck. He won't be able to stop laughing long enough to complete a sentence.

++

Posted by: Al at October 03, 2012 09:15 PM (MzQOZ)

960 Obama: C++ Romney: Common Lisp

Posted by: rfichoke at October 03, 2012 09:15 PM (SPxVS)

961 @942 ...sorry to hear that...condolences, thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: CanaDave at October 03, 2012 09:15 PM (zPMoB)

962 Miller:  "Imagine having Joe Biden as a firewall."

Posted by: Filly at October 03, 2012 09:15 PM (247Qj)

963 "Dana Perino ‏@DanaPerino maybe debate commission should add that little league rule - when the other team is that far ahead, you just call it a day" fro twitter

Posted by: pray for peace at October 03, 2012 09:16 PM (oZfic)

964 Romney: Galeocerdo cuvier

Obama: Crew of the USS Indianapolis

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 03, 2012 09:16 PM (QxGmu)

965 DNC Talking Points: Obama lost the debate because of Lehrer! Lehrer didnÂ’t give Obama Sesame Street questions to answer.

Posted by: Kaitian at October 03, 2012 09:16 PM (fI6dx)

966 trying to kick mitt a couple of bucks.  go to the website, it shows up, then a blank screen takes over . . . googleads.g.doublecklick.net.  Just overwhelmed with love or is this some kind of hack attack?  it's pissing me off

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 09:16 PM (kpCLl)

967

Obama was buried!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 03, 2012 09:16 PM (Q2wni)

968 970 @942 ...sorry to hear that...condolences, thoughts and prayers.

 Oh dear.. So sorry .. my prayers to the family..

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 03, 2012 09:16 PM (9+ccr)

969 Romney: Cordelia Naismith Obama: Vidal Vordarian

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at October 03, 2012 09:16 PM (jts1f)

970 @974 What's the address that you went to?

Posted by: Kaitian at October 03, 2012 09:17 PM (fI6dx)

971

Haha! I caught up on comments. totally worth it.

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 03, 2012 09:17 PM (tsC/8)

972

Chuck Norris: Mitt Romney

Victim of roundhouse kick: Barack Obama

Posted by: walker at October 03, 2012 09:17 PM (kzejo)

973

Obama: LOLCode

Romney: C#

Posted by: CanaDave at October 03, 2012 09:17 PM (zPMoB)

974 I liked the land grant college line. Unless I'm mistaken, there is no more land to grant. 'Course, I also think there are only 50, not 57 states.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 03, 2012 09:17 PM (imtbm)

975 Obama: Bikini Atoll

Romney: Castle Bravo

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:17 PM (piMMO)

976 How's my ass taste?

Bitch.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at October 03, 2012 09:17 PM (d/67n)

977 Romney: Bram Stoker's Dracula Obama: Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter (PS this movie is why IMDB is useless - the positive ratings for a movie that makes Plan 9 From Outer Space look like Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2012 09:17 PM (bxiXv)

978 Obama: Small door frame Romney: That Japanese girl with big hooters

Posted by: rfichoke at October 03, 2012 09:17 PM (SPxVS)

979

Romney : Axe

Obama :  Bigbird.

Posted by: builder at October 03, 2012 09:17 PM (hqKI2)

980 @973 Honestly that's an unfair comparison to make. The disaster of the Indianapolis was because of the Navy's idiocy, not the captain's.

Posted by: Kaitian at October 03, 2012 09:18 PM (fI6dx)

981 Obama: Barney Frank's Asshole
Romney: The nearest banking executive

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 09:18 PM (ECYvo)

982 "GregGutfeld ‏@greggutfeld Next time the Dems should send the empty chair." from twitter

Posted by: pray for peace at October 03, 2012 09:18 PM (oZfic)

983

Rudy stomps that asshole chris hayes

http://tinyurl.com/c7znfz8

Via mediate. Lots of good shit there. After you're done here.

BTW, not only did I loss control of "my domain" I'm full on circle jerking. ALONE!

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 03, 2012 09:18 PM (sY14L)

984 Barky: Dresden ... the shitty part Romney: Incendiary Bombs

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2012 09:18 PM (X3lox)

985 Obama: Enewetak Romney: Ivy Mike

Posted by: Kaitian at October 03, 2012 09:19 PM (fI6dx)

986 I like to think that, millenia from now people will be using tonight as thier cultural touchpoint for some other epic beatdown

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 09:19 PM (kzejo)

987 Romney: Azathoth Obama: everything else

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 03, 2012 09:20 PM (GE1+K)

988 Obama: The Wehrmacht
Romney: The Russian Winter

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 09:20 PM (ECYvo)

989 #989

Er, that wasn't the captain's name.  Try google.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 03, 2012 09:20 PM (QxGmu)

990

Romney beat my bitch.  You can tell because my hair is rumpled and I'm having a meltdown like a wax candle being lit by a blowtorch.  

Posted by: Chris Matthews, tumbling off his barstool at October 03, 2012 09:20 PM (Q2wni)

991 Obama: Pictographs

Romney: Poetry, bitches.

Posted by: derit at October 03, 2012 09:20 PM (I88Jc)

992

Romney=Washington

Obama=Cornwallis

Place=Yorktown

Posted by: Living_Right_in_CA at October 03, 2012 09:20 PM (iHcXO)

993 Romney : '85 Bears Obama : My Little Pony

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 03, 2012 09:20 PM (fYoXo)

994 Romney: Han Solo Obama: Greedo

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at October 03, 2012 09:21 PM (jts1f)

995 @iowahawkblog Poor guy, couldn't get it up on his anniversary.

Posted by: rockmom at October 03, 2012 09:21 PM (qe2/V)

996 @974 What's the address that you went to?

Posted by: Kaitian at October 04, 2012 01:17 AM (fI6dx)


www dot mittromney dot com . . . first from the link in Paul (be still, my heart) Ryan's email and then just cold.  It's still happening.  Hopefully, they are just fuckin' swamped with people trying to throw money at them. 

And, niedermeyer, that is just absolutely heartbreaking what you posted about your twitter friend.  Prayers up for them, I cannot think of anything worse to happen to any family, makes me want to weep.

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 09:21 PM (kpCLl)

997
Romney - himself
Obama - himself

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 09:21 PM (VMtg+)

998 The one major takeaway. Obama's FOR a transcontinental rail system. The joke's on Obama, because the transcontinental railroad was the original "crony capitalism" project.

Posted by: rfichoke at October 03, 2012 09:21 PM (SPxVS)

999 Romney: USS Missouri Obama: SS Minnow

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 03, 2012 09:22 PM (fYoXo)

1000

 

Obama:  Podkamennaya Tunguska River basin,  7:14 am, June 30, 1908

 

Romney:  Meteoroid

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2012 09:22 PM (BAS5M)

1001 Gee, wonder if Trump might have anything to say about Obama's comment.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 09:22 PM (BVkEs)

1002 @998, I misread. Thought you typed Captain, not Crew.

Posted by: Kaitian at October 03, 2012 09:22 PM (fI6dx)

1003 Barky: Skateboarding punk on the street Romney: Deer that hates skateboarders http://tinyurl.com/c85uue2

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2012 09:22 PM (X3lox)

1004

I don't know what all you racists are crowing about, Mitt Romney didn't hug his garbage man, gave a lady cancer, wants to enslave all black people and women.  He and his Mormonite deathsquads will kill all the old people with tainted cat food from China while forcing poor autistic kids to become homeless rooting through highschool dumpsters for food. 

 

...I am auditioning to become an MSNBC contributor, let me know if I left anything out!!!

Posted by: Africanus at October 03, 2012 09:23 PM (hpTUZ)

1005 But, but obama will do better next time because the deck was stacked..so say his followers...

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 03, 2012 09:23 PM (9+ccr)

1006

Obama: Bride of the Monster

 

Romney:  The MST3K crew

Posted by: bitch-slappin' the urkel at October 03, 2012 09:23 PM (Q2wni)

1007 Romney: James Tiberius Kirk Obama: Red Shirt with No Name

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at October 03, 2012 09:23 PM (jts1f)

1008

Obama: Yukatan

Romney: Chixculub

...probably didn't spell that right

Posted by: CanaDave at October 03, 2012 09:23 PM (zPMoB)

1009 Romney: Chesty Puller Obama: Gomer Pyle

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 03, 2012 09:24 PM (fYoXo)

1010 Romney:  Spock
Obama:  everybody else

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 09:24 PM (kpCLl)

1011 @1005 Looking at the source code for their site, they are using Google Analystic and Doubleclick. I believe Doubleclick is used for analyzing site traffic so their servers are probably indeed overwhelmed and their php code is likely having issues parsing properly.

Posted by: Kaitian at October 03, 2012 09:24 PM (fI6dx)

1012

Romney: Longbow

Obama: Crossbow

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 09:24 PM (kzejo)

1013 Obama: Cthulhu

Romney: Eric Cartman

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 03, 2012 09:24 PM (QxGmu)

1014 >>>Romney: Meteoroid Ugh! 1 in space: asteroid 2 in atmosphere: meteor 3 in ground after impact: meteorite

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 03, 2012 09:24 PM (GE1+K)

1015 Romney: Fist

Obama: Pussy

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 09:25 PM (BVkEs)

1016 Obama: The Wehrmacht
Romney: Stalingrad

Posted by: YIKES! at October 03, 2012 09:25 PM (6v/Tu)

1017 Romney - Kim Richards circa 1982

Obama - Ace's resolve not to masturbate

Posted by: The Q at October 03, 2012 09:25 PM (B/yDO)

1018 Romney:  going nitey-nite with Ann

Obama:

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 09:26 PM (kpCLl)

1019 1021 Romney: Longbow Obama: Crossbow Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 04, 2012 01:24 AM (kzejo) Uh, oh! Here we go!

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at October 03, 2012 09:26 PM (jts1f)

1020

Obama: Syphilis

Romney: Penicillin G

Posted by: CanaDave at October 03, 2012 09:26 PM (zPMoB)

1021 1 in space: asteroid 2 in atmosphere: meteor 3 in ground after impact: meteorite Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 04, 2012 01:24 AM (GE1+K) I thought in space it was called a meteoroid? It's always been my understanding that an asteroid is different from a meteoroid.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 03, 2012 09:26 PM (CA2NO)

1022 Romney: Longbow Obama: Crossbow Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 04, 2012 01:24 AM (kzejo) Romney: Dakota Longbow ( http://www.snipercentral.com/longbow.htm ) Obama: $10 fiberglass crossbow from flea market

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2012 09:26 PM (bxiXv)

1023

 Lex Luthers   aide..Otis 

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 03, 2012 09:27 PM (9+ccr)

1024
Romney - Supervolcano
Obama - Zit

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 09:27 PM (VMtg+)

1025 Obama: 70's bush.

Romney: Crabs

(yeah, I'm running out of ideas)

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 03, 2012 09:27 PM (QxGmu)

1026 Obama: Herpes
Romney: Acyclovir

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 09:27 PM (ECYvo)

1027 Romney: Batman Obama: Robin

Posted by: Kaitian at October 03, 2012 09:28 PM (fI6dx)

1028

Obama: Potato gun

Romney: Howitzer

Posted by: CanaDave at October 03, 2012 09:28 PM (zPMoB)

1029 "Romney: Fist
Obama: Pussy"

Nothing will sate that beast!

Posted by: derit at October 03, 2012 09:28 PM (I88Jc)

1030 998 #989 Er, that wasn't the captain's name. Try google. Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 04, 2012 01:20 AM (QxGmu) Captains' name was McVay.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 03, 2012 09:28 PM (fYoXo)

1031 Obama:  Caravan camper
Romney:  Cast of Top Gear

Posted by: Filly at October 03, 2012 09:28 PM (247Qj)

1032 Obama: Ace's Boner
Romney: Rachel Maddow Striptease

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 09:28 PM (ECYvo)

1033 The insults  from  the movie Glengarry Glen Ross keep popping into my head, where Baldwin and Pacino blast the ineptitude of the  salesmen  and office manager  in  certain  scenes.   I may have to youtube tonight.   Romney  did that though with more finesse and less profanity.

Posted by: bitch-slappin' the urkel at October 03, 2012 09:29 PM (Q2wni)

1034 I just ripped and pasted from Wikipedia.  They  described the object as either a  meteoroid or a comet  fragment that airbursted between 5K and 10K above the Earth's surface.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2012 09:29 PM (BAS5M)

1035 Obama: Cthulhu

Romney: Eric Cartman

*****

Romney: Eric Cartman

Obama: Scott Tenorman

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:29 PM (piMMO)

1036 Romney: Daryl Dixon Obama: Not

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 03, 2012 09:29 PM (CA2NO)

1037 How pathetic is our southern Clownifornia local TV news tonight? When they decide to ask how the public debates went, they ask only a specific group: UCLA graduate students. Guess how that went. Even then, it didn't make Obastard look good.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 09:29 PM (AZGON)

1038
Romney - rock
Obama - scissors


Romney - paper
Obama - rock


Romney - scissors
Obama - paper

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 09:30 PM (VMtg+)

1039 Night ,all I'm pretty jazzed about the whole evening... I'm  also pretty bombed because I vowed to drink every-time obama said uh,or um... See you tomorrow with an ice pack on...

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 03, 2012 09:30 PM (9+ccr)

1040

Obama: diaper

Romney: Baby that ate Exlax like a candy bar

Posted by: Living_Right_in_CA at October 03, 2012 09:30 PM (iHcXO)

1041 >>>I thought in space it was called a meteoroid? It's always been my understanding that an asteroid is different from a meteoroid. Ok I take it back. It looks like valid nomenclature.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 03, 2012 09:30 PM (GE1+K)

1042 someone always pushes it too far, eh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:30 PM (piMMO)

1043 Romney:  Texas chili
Obama:  the resulting flatulence

Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 03, 2012 09:30 PM (kpCLl)

1044 #1039

Yes, thanks, but we got it sorted out, now.

;-)

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 03, 2012 09:30 PM (QxGmu)

1045 Romney - rock
Obama - scissors


Romney - paper
Obama - rock


Romney - scissors
Obama - paper

****

LOL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:31 PM (piMMO)

1046 Romney: Alcohol

Obama: My liver (fuck you, punkass!)

Posted by: derit at October 03, 2012 09:31 PM (I88Jc)

1047 Obama: diaper
Romney: Baby that ate Exlax like a candy bar


****

Oh, geez.

Don't remind me.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:31 PM (piMMO)

1048 Romney - Duke Nuke'm
Obama - used bubblegum

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 09:32 PM (UYZgt)

1049

 

Obama:  Timothy Treadwell

 

Romney:  Hungry Grizzly

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2012 09:32 PM (BAS5M)

1050

Mitt: Simo Häyhä

Obama: Red Army

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 09:32 PM (kzejo)

1051

Obama: Ed Wood

 

Romney:    Martin  Scorcese

Posted by: bitch-slappin' the urkel at October 03, 2012 09:32 PM (Q2wni)

1052 LOL Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2012 01:31 AM (piMMO) I second that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2012 09:32 PM (X3lox)

1053

Obama: Indigestion

Romney: Pepto Bismol

Posted by: CanaDave at October 03, 2012 09:32 PM (zPMoB)

1054 #1050

Unlike "Chinaman".

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at October 03, 2012 09:32 PM (QxGmu)

1055

Romney: Mike Tyson

Obama: Floyd Paterson

Posted by: harleycowboy at October 03, 2012 09:33 PM (DcTCq)

1056 No no no

If Romney is Texas weapons grade chili, then Obama is the screaming sphincter that results.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 09:33 PM (UYZgt)

1057 Line of the night: "You've been president for four years" - Romney

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 09:33 PM (BVkEs)

1058 Obama: Erectile dysfunction
Romney: Viagra

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 09:33 PM (ECYvo)

1059 1060
Obama: Ed Wood

Romney: Martin Scorcese


 OH, that's a tough one.. I like  Ed   Wood.. Planet nine from outer space is a classic...

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 03, 2012 09:34 PM (9+ccr)

1060

Romney - Romney
Obama - Biden

Posted by: YIKES! at October 03, 2012 09:34 PM (6v/Tu)

1061

Obama: Curly's eyes

Romney: Moe's fingers

Posted by: Living_Right_in_CA at October 03, 2012 09:34 PM (iHcXO)

1062 Obama: the resulting flatulence Posted by: Peaches always finds something to be pissed about at October 04, 2012 01:30 AM (kpCLl) Yeah, but we knew that already......

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 03, 2012 09:34 PM (fYoXo)

1063

Obama: Chris Matthews' IQ

 

Romney:   The  average and above   average  IQ  (Combined)

 

 

Posted by: bitch-slappin' the urkel at October 03, 2012 09:35 PM (Q2wni)

1064 Obama - Dodo bird
Romney - starving sailor

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 09:35 PM (UYZgt)

1065 Romney: Tom Servo and Crow Obama: TV's Frank

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 03, 2012 09:35 PM (AZGON)

1066 "Pat Neshek of the Athletics loses son 23 hours after birth" http://tinyurl.com/96xm9ym

Posted by: pray for peace at October 03, 2012 09:35 PM (oZfic)

1067 Romney: Mt. Etna

Obama: Pompeii

Posted by: PJ at October 03, 2012 09:35 PM (DQHjw)

1068 Watching the replay, again, and I would almost be tempted to believe that Obama completely threw this one away if it weren't for his involuntary reactions to Romney: nodding his head, tightening his lips, saying things like "right" when Romney slams him for being in office for four years and doing nothing.

In the replay, Obama sounds better than he did live, but not enough to close the gap. Romney still owned him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:35 PM (piMMO)

1069

Mitt: M1A1 Abrams

Barry: Chevy Volt

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 09:35 PM (kzejo)

1070 So, from what everyone is saying Obama played a hiker in the Alaskan back country to Mitts Grizzly bear.

Posted by: Deathknyte at October 03, 2012 09:36 PM (Xzr4R)

1071 "Pat Neshek of the Athletics loses son 23 hours after birth"


****

Commented about his tweet a few minutes ago.

Just awful.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:36 PM (piMMO)

1072

 

Obama:  Any of the prosecution's witnesses at trial

 

Romney:  Vincent Laguardia Gambini, Esq.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2012 09:36 PM (BAS5M)

1073 I was just reading AP's analysis of the debate, and I can tell you this -- they were watching a different debate.
 

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2012 09:36 PM (ccXZP)

1074 Obama - Trebant
Romney - Opel Kadet

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 09:36 PM (UYZgt)

1075

Planet nine from outer space is a classic...

----

Plan  9 was almost as good

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 09:37 PM (kzejo)

1076

Mitt: Christmas

Barry: Kwanzaa

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 09:37 PM (kzejo)

1077 @1068  I agree.  Obama is a campy laughfest who takes itself seriously and is really, really trying and delusional  a  la Ed Wood.

Posted by: bitch-slappin' the urkel at October 03, 2012 09:37 PM (Q2wni)

1078 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2012 01:36 AM (piMMO) oh yeah it really is awful and they have no idea what happened, according to everything I've read

Posted by: pray for peace at October 03, 2012 09:38 PM (oZfic)

1079

Romney: Bear Grylls

Obama: Insect

Posted by: Living_Right_in_CA at October 03, 2012 09:38 PM (iHcXO)

1080 #1079

I believe that was the gist of  #1058

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at October 03, 2012 09:38 PM (QxGmu)

1081 Romney absolutely schooled Obama.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 09:38 PM (BVkEs)

1082
Romney- Apple stock
Obama - GM stock

Posted by: YIKES! at October 03, 2012 09:38 PM (6v/Tu)

1083 Romney: Exxon Mobil Obama: Solyndra

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at October 03, 2012 09:38 PM (jts1f)

1084 #1084

Pwned

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at October 03, 2012 09:39 PM (QxGmu)

1085

Mitt: OJ

Barry: Nicole Brown

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 09:39 PM (kzejo)

1086 Barky: Hussein cowering in a spiderhole Romney: Colonel James B. Hickey

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2012 09:39 PM (X3lox)

1087

Obama: soap scum

Romney: Tilex

Posted by: CanaDave at October 03, 2012 09:39 PM (zPMoB)

1088

 

A Kos commentator:

 

Next week, I don't expect Vice President Biden to be passive or unafraid to call out Ryan and Romney, and he in fact may be the truth squad for the president.  I certainly hope that is so.

 

Yeah, go with that.  [smirk]

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2012 09:39 PM (BAS5M)

1089 Obama: Any of the prosecution's witnesses at trial

Romney: Vincent Laguardia Gambini, Esq.


****

It's way to easy to forget just how fricking funny that movie was and then, you watch it again, and just ROFL again.

The cross-examinations were awesome! Especially when Miss Mona Lisa Viti was on the stand.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:40 PM (piMMO)

1090 1083 Obama - Trebant Romney - Opel Kadet Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 04, 2012 01:36 AM (UYZgt) Replace the latter with a Holden HSV Coupe for me (Australian GTO V .

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2012 09:40 PM (bxiXv)

1091 Speaking of Bear Grylles, I need someone to make one of those meme pics of him with the following caption: "Obama lost the debate. Time to drink my own piss."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 03, 2012 09:40 PM (CA2NO)

1092 Obama: Amy Winehouse Romney: Crack

Posted by: rfichoke at October 03, 2012 09:41 PM (SPxVS)

1093 1082 I was just reading AP's analysis of the debate, and I can tell you this -- they were watching a different debate. Posted by: GnuBreed at October 04, 2012 01:36 AM (ccXZP) They've been watching an entire different fictional world running in their heads for their entire adult lives.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2012 09:41 PM (bxiXv)

1094 Or this nifty vehicle Moervign?

http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=1320671

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 09:41 PM (UYZgt)

1095
Obama - Vampire
Romney - Sunlight

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 09:41 PM (VMtg+)

1096

Mitt: Bacon

Barry: arugula

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 09:41 PM (kzejo)

1097 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse ... I agree, My Cousin Vinny was one of the great comedies that never got the respect it deserved.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at October 03, 2012 09:42 PM (jts1f)

1098 oh yeah it really is awful and they have no idea what happened, according to everything I've read


****

Going back and reading the tweet before that just kills. The excitement over his wife being in labor in one tweet, and the announcement that his baby has died, of unknown causes, in the next.

Almost too much to comprehend.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:42 PM (piMMO)

1099

Romney: solid presence

 

Obama:  empty suit on empty chair

Posted by: bitch-slappin' the urkel at October 03, 2012 09:42 PM (Q2wni)

1100 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse ... I agree, My Cousin Vinny was one of the great comedies that never got the respect it deserved.


***

I still remember Marisa Tomei winning the Oscar and folks automatically discounting the prestige because it was a comedic role.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:43 PM (piMMO)

1101

Mitt: Ace of Spades HQ

Barry: Daily Kos

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 09:43 PM (kzejo)

1102 1106
Niedermeyer's Dead Horse ... I agree, My Cousin Vinny was one of the great comedies that never got the respect it deserved.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at October 04, 2012 01:42 AM (jts1f)


Didn't that movie receive an Academy Award?

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 09:43 PM (BVkEs)

1103 Obama better hope a Kicked Ass is covered under Obamacare. ~Dennis Mille

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at October 03, 2012 09:44 PM (jts1f)

1104

Obama: baked on grime

Romney: Easy Off

Posted by: CanaDave at October 03, 2012 09:44 PM (zPMoB)

1105

Mitt: Atlas Shrugged

Barry: Communist Manifesto

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 09:44 PM (kzejo)

1106

Mitt: The United States of America

Barry: Kenya

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 09:45 PM (kzejo)

1107 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2012 01:42 AM (piMMO) Ugh really OMG that is just terrible this poor family what a horrible loss

Posted by: pray for peace at October 03, 2012 09:45 PM (oZfic)

1108 Didn't that movie receive an Academy Award?


***

Marisa Tomei won for Best Actress

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:45 PM (piMMO)

1109 Obama: Morse Code

Romney: SETI hasn't caught up to me yet.

Posted by: derit at October 03, 2012 09:45 PM (I88Jc)

1110 1103 Or this nifty vehicle Moervign? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 04, 2012 01:41 AM (UYZgt) You have magically found the exact opposite of any car I'd want. I prefer: http://youtu.be/JGRXIDf9yTg 2:08. I love the music.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2012 09:45 PM (bxiXv)

1111
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.

Somewhere in America, a nation is missing a president.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 09:46 PM (VMtg+)

1112 Romney: Gone With the Wind

Obama: Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 09:47 PM (BVkEs)

1113

Obama: smoke signals

Romney: fiber optics

Posted by: CanaDave at October 03, 2012 09:47 PM (zPMoB)

1114 Didn't that movie receive an Academy Award? Posted by: Craig Poe at October 04, 2012 01:43 AM (BVkEs) Marisa Tomei for Best Supporting Actress However, when people make lists that include Caddyshack, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, etc, it rarely gets mentioned as top tier. And now, back to the gloating!

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at October 03, 2012 09:48 PM (jts1f)

1115
Obama - sucking chest wound
Romney - surgeon

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 09:48 PM (VMtg+)

1116 The GT3?  Yeah pretty nice. 

But that uber weird VW dos Brasil bus is perfect for putting TFG under the bus. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2012 09:49 PM (UYZgt)

1117 I have to relate this short anecdote from my dad. He was in New Orleans Tuesday to meet his brother, and he saw two young black adults standing on a street corner holding a sign that read --
 
No More Obama
 
I asked if he got a picture, but alas he didn't. I guess the >50% unemployment rate for young blacks is not going over very well.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2012 09:50 PM (ccXZP)

1118

Obama: toothache

Romney: filling

Posted by: CanaDave at October 03, 2012 09:50 PM (zPMoB)

1119
Obama - the clap
Romney - penicillin

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 09:50 PM (VMtg+)

1120

Mitt: Seal Team Six

Barry: i don't think i meed to spell it out

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 09:50 PM (kzejo)

1121 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse ... I agree, My Cousin Vinny was one of the great comedies that never got the respect it deserved.

****

I just dropped in at Wiki and, get this...

At least one legal textbook uses the film as an "extremely helpful introduction to the art of presenting expert witnesses at trial". Criminal defenders, professors, and other lawyers use the film to demonstrate voir dire and cross-examination.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:51 PM (piMMO)

1122 Future Obama: Malia is saddled with the burden of a child.

Future Romney: Our future has a chance to learn and grow.

Posted by: derit at October 03, 2012 09:51 PM (I88Jc)

1123 Romney: Sniper Chris Kyle Obama: Mr. Magoo Romney: Chris Kyle Obama: Jesse Ventura

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at October 03, 2012 09:51 PM (jts1f)

1124 Obama: Pee Wee's Big Adventure


*****

DUDE!  I LOVE Pee Wee's Big Adventure!

I even saw it in the theatre.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:52 PM (piMMO)

1125 Dang, this Romney guy is good.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 09:52 PM (BVkEs)

1126

Obama: corp. with weak fundamentals, vulnerable to takeover

 

Romney: Romney

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at October 03, 2012 09:53 PM (1ciQo)

1127
Romney - Metallica
Obama - Justin Bieber

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 09:53 PM (VMtg+)

1128

 

Obama:  Mongo

 

Romney:  Sheriff Bart with a telegram for Mongo

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2012 09:53 PM (BAS5M)

1129 DUDE! I LOVE Pee Wee's Big Adventure! Yeah, if you're going for that comparison, make it Ishtar or a Pauly Shore movie or something.

Posted by: rfichoke at October 03, 2012 09:53 PM (SPxVS)

1130
Obama: The other guy.

Romney: Vlad the Impaler.

Posted by: davidt at October 03, 2012 09:54 PM (jrKGM)

1131 Dennis Miller was great on Twitter:

"Imagine having Joe Biden as a firewall"

"Does Obamacare cover butt-kickings?"


Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 03, 2012 09:54 PM (yJYwC)

1132
Romney - STEM
Obama - sociology

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 09:55 PM (VMtg+)

1133

Mitt: Walter White

Barry: Gus Fring

 

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 09:55 PM (kzejo)

1134 Romney: Originals
Obama: Prequels

Posted by: Hidajunshinette at October 03, 2012 09:55 PM (20NzC)

1135 "Obama - sociology"

Pfft. You humor him far too much, sir.

Posted by: derit at October 03, 2012 09:56 PM (I88Jc)

1136 1125 The GT3? Yeah pretty nice. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 04, 2012 01:49 AM (UYZgt) Umm, no. The Ferrari 360CS. Yeah, they're about the same on the track, but that's like saying a can of boiled potatoes and a bacon cheeseburger have the same number of calories. I mean, I'd go with the GT3, but I'd be thinking of the Ferrari.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2012 09:56 PM (bxiXv)

1137
Romney - Dexter
Obama - Dexter's brother

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 09:56 PM (VMtg+)

1138

Mitt: My masterbation fantasies

Barack: My seual realities

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 03, 2012 09:56 PM (kzejo)

1139 heh.

Gary Johnson tweets:

There is one candidate for President who has NEVER advocated government-run healthcare #GaryJohnsonforPresident

Too bad Romney can't debate him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:57 PM (piMMO)

1140

Romney/Ryan: Batman and Robin

Obama/Biden: Wonder Twins

Posted by: Living_Right_in_CA at October 03, 2012 09:57 PM (iHcXO)

1141 Romney: Christianity

Obama: Scientology

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 03, 2012 09:58 PM (BVkEs)

1142 #1109

Same thing happened to Kevin Kline after A Fish Called Wanda.  I even heard a few Hollywood "types" claim it wasn't a "real" Oscar role.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 03, 2012 09:58 PM (QxGmu)

1143
Same thing happened to Kevin Kline after A Fish Called Wanda. I even heard a few Hollywood "types" claim it wasn't a "real" Oscar role.


****

Right.... because if the actor doesn't twist up his face in agony or shed a few tears, it isn't really "acting".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 09:59 PM (piMMO)

1144
Romney - hot sex with a pornstar
Obama - the used condom

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 09:59 PM (VMtg+)

1145
Romney: Gallagher.

Obama: Watermelon.

Posted by: davidt at October 03, 2012 10:00 PM (jrKGM)

1146
Romney - Romney
Obama - Jimmy Hoffa

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 10:01 PM (VMtg+)

1147 Dayumn, that debate was racist.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at October 03, 2012 10:02 PM (1ciQo)

1148 Romney: Gallagher.

Obama: Watermelon.


****

good one!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 10:02 PM (piMMO)

1149

Obama:  Wiley Coyote, Super Genius

 

Romney:  Road Runner / Bugs Bunny

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2012 10:02 PM (BAS5M)

1150 Dude.

Posted by: derit at October 03, 2012 10:02 PM (I88Jc)

1151 Obama: Sperm
Romney: Condom

Posted by: Comparisons at October 03, 2012 10:03 PM (ECYvo)

1152 So when does Obama go on the endangered species list?

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 03, 2012 10:03 PM (VMtg+)

1153 "new" hour old debate thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2012 10:03 PM (piMMO)

1154 #1158

More like:

Obama: Wile E. Coyote
Romney: The ground.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 03, 2012 10:04 PM (QxGmu)

1155 1163 AWESOME !!!!! Too too funny Sound effects .....SPLAT !!!!!!!

Posted by: grumpy momma bear at October 03, 2012 10:09 PM (bTQtI)

1156 test [e]test[/e]

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at October 03, 2012 10:13 PM (eQnzo)

1157 949 919 Breaking: Obama Administration Declares Debate in Denver an Act of Terror Janet Napoletano declared it to be a man-caused disaster. Posted by: George Orwell what knows that poor people don't know how to show up for work at October 04, 2012 01:11 AM (AZGON) *************** In that case, we know for sure Barky didn't win

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at October 03, 2012 10:14 PM (eQnzo)

1158 1083 Obama - Trabant Romney - Opel Kadett Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 04, 2012 01:36 AM (UYZgt) I think rather than the Kadett, sweet lady, a better choice will be a Mercedes W124 E-Klasse. Solidly reliable, plenty conservative enough, well made, and a presence you don't get with a smokey, underpowered, plastic, Commie-era Trabbie.

Posted by: Bill H at October 03, 2012 10:19 PM (3sZO1)

1159 Romney: SMOD
Barry: Earth


Someone was asking about debate times up thread. LAT reporting 43 min for O and 38.5 min for R.

CNN's official counter was:
Obama: 42:50
Romney: 38:32
That makes O+4:18

That also make Lehrer, for all his lack of ability in being useful as moderator, more fair than past debates, and shows that it's better if you just let them go at each other, instead of the whole thing being chopped up and steered around like a drunk clown car driver by some MSM moderator.

Posted by: MontyWa at October 03, 2012 10:37 PM (onTvA)

1160 Obama looked like a one-legged dwarf in an ass-kickin' contest.

So, the battle is well and truly joined. Paul Ryan, go mop the floor with Plagiarizin' Joe Biden!

Posted by: beverly at October 04, 2012 12:11 AM (YyO7Z)

1161 Your (Ace) live blog was awesome. I could drink and laugh without listening to Shroom. This is a must for every debate. Thanks!

Posted by: Barry S at October 04, 2012 04:03 AM (9lEto)

1162 the live comments were awesome!

Posted by: gigg423 at October 04, 2012 05:06 AM (41VCE)

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