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October 04, 2012

Post-Debate Pictures
— Ace

Romney:

Obama:

I know I already posted that second picture, but the contrast is so keen.

This is what the NYT calls a "draw."

Posted by: Ace at 04:06 AM | Comments (289)
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1 first

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 04, 2012 04:09 AM (NbcwN)

2 Mama ain't pleased

Posted by: El Lobo at October 04, 2012 04:10 AM (+I8Mq)

3 Love that last picture. Barry's thinking "someone's gonna get a whipping."

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2012 04:10 AM (YXmuI)

4 OK, so the answer to the question "Why hasn't Romney gone on the offensive?" is apparently "Because he wanted to save it for this."

Posted by: NR Pax at October 04, 2012 04:10 AM (6I+f5)

5 I hate to see a grown man and her husband cry. Not.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 04, 2012 04:10 AM (NbcwN)

6 The Tower of Glower was not happy.

Posted by: JWF at October 04, 2012 04:10 AM (1l37M)

7 "Because he wanted to save it for this."

Shock and awe, baby.

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2012 04:11 AM (YXmuI)

8 Caption "So mama told me to get me a switch as big as my finger...."

Posted by: El Lobo at October 04, 2012 04:11 AM (+I8Mq)

Who is responsible for refilling D'oh! Biden's Diazepam IV drip?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 04, 2012 04:12 AM (NbcwN)

10 Biden has to be ready to implode. It's like waiting to be next up for the firing squad.

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2012 04:14 AM (YXmuI)

11 The second picture: LOL, LOL, LOL.

Posted by: Cheetah at October 04, 2012 04:14 AM (zXhtZ)

12 I may actually have to watch the VP debate now.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 04, 2012 04:14 AM (6I+f5)

13 Love it Ace, your down right giddy

Posted by: spypeach at October 04, 2012 04:14 AM (pwTow)

14 You know when I knew 0bama lost the debate? Very first question -- two minute time limit. Topic 'JOBS'. He proceeds to give a shout-out to Michelle and otherwise waste his time in pleasantries while he attempts to formulate an answer to a question he's had four years and multiple trillions of dollars to answer.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 04, 2012 04:14 AM (feFL6)

15 Mee-shell looks like a sad panda. Probably because she's gonna loose the big house.

Posted by: GGE Is Looking For Brazilian Ginger Twins at October 04, 2012 04:14 AM (yh0zB)

16 Awwww, poor wookie. Wookie knows her free lunch lifestyle may not be for long term.

Posted by: Jim Scrummy at October 04, 2012 04:15 AM (y12hg)

17 OK, so the answer to the question "Why hasn't Romney gone on the offensive?" is apparently "Because he wanted to save it for this." "I don't fight in tournaments, because, when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do." - Ned Stark But don't make Ned's mistake, Mitt. Tell Barack that the kids are Jim Messina's before you tell Michelle. Before.

Posted by: VJay at October 04, 2012 04:16 AM (q5NFp)

That was nothing more than a high-tech lynching of a black man. It's racism, straight up.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 04, 2012 04:16 AM (JDIKC)

19 "Obama is playing a masterful game. He threw this one. Just wait to see what he has in store." BWAHAHAHAHAHA-liberal spin.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2012 04:16 AM (66Ung)

20 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at October 04, 2012 04:17 AM (nUH8H)

21 When I saw Romney's whole family there and just Michelle for Obama, it was such a contrast. We are beaten with how robotic Romney is by the press and how connected Obama is.This just showed how Romney;s approach to the whole night was on point. He seemed energetic and passionate.

Posted by: Crom at October 04, 2012 04:17 AM (1WKq7)

22 Boy does she look nasty in that pic. A killer, actually. Here is the LAT headline. Note how they interpret Mitt's location. "Mitt Romney makes smooth shift to center in debate with Obama" As if "no one on the right could possibly move anyone to vote for them"

Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 04, 2012 04:18 AM (PH+2B)

23 It almost makes me believe a Prez Romney would kill obamacare.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 04, 2012 04:18 AM (PHb2k)

24 I missed the last thread staying in Top HC. Should I go read it or just stick around here?

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 04, 2012 04:18 AM (K4AdI)

25 I understand now why Obama is so fond of his "teaching days." I'm sure no one questioned him. The mystery of the diminishing press conferences has been cleared up as well. Boy howdy, he sure is terrible without a script. Heck, he ain't that great with one.

Posted by: no good deed at October 04, 2012 04:18 AM (mjR67)

26 I thought it was interesting post-debate how the Obamas
sorta glued themselves to the happy Romney family on stage for longer than was necessary. I kept wondering when they'd separate off of the Romney victory party. Clearly, they wanted to bask in some of that glow.

Then Mitt(probably wondering why the Obamas
were acting as part of his family) separated himself by going over to his podium(in pic).

Good move. Even the Obamas got the drift and left the stage.

Posted by: Lizabth at October 04, 2012 04:18 AM (JZBti)

27 The correct term for the NYT is "Obama won a stratigic Pyric Victory."

Posted by: Picric at October 04, 2012 04:18 AM (fElAC)

28 You know, I had a time early in my career when I was told I did not know my stuff and my bosses had serious doubts about me. It hit home, I buckled down and I changed that perspective...through hard work.

The SCOAMF has never hit that "bump in the road" and it shows...he WILL NOT recover...too late at 50 to admit you are an ill prepared FAILURE!!!

Posted by: rukiddingme?!? at October 04, 2012 04:20 AM (MbeEN)

29 Love to stick around but I have to speak with my investment banker about going long in pudding futures. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE Is Looking For Brazilian Ginger Twins at October 04, 2012 04:20 AM (yh0zB)

30 Obama is playing a masterful game. He threw this one. Just wait to see what he has in store. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2012 08:16 AM (66Ung)

Go check @oliviafox on Twitter. She said exactly that. "Everything he does is well thought out."

Really? So he meant for Solyndra to go bankrupt? We wanted a credit downgrade? He meant for unemployment to be 8%+? He wanted Chris Stevens murdered in Libya?

Everything is well thought out???????

There are no words.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 04:20 AM (sbV1u)

31 MR: Virtually everything he just said about my tax plan is inaccurate. Cousin Vinny: Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Posted by: TheThinMa at October 04, 2012 04:20 AM (llWKT)

32 I'm loving reading the reactions today. I may have to see my doctor about this schadenboner.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at October 04, 2012 04:21 AM (nUH8H)

33 I'm just concerned that the second picture is an ugly reminder to the millions of Americans who lost their homes in the last recession.

Posted by: Concern Troll at October 04, 2012 04:21 AM (feFL6)

34 OK, so the answer to the question "Why hasn't Romney gone on the offensive?" is apparently "Because he wanted to save it for this." Arrogant lazy slackwits always delude themselves into thinking that they can just magically summon superhuman reserves at any moment, whenever they absolutely need to. It worked for Shaquille O'Neal. Until it didn't. And Barry is no Shaq. His jumpshot is a lot worse, for example.

Posted by: VJay at October 04, 2012 04:21 AM (q5NFp)

35 Fear not, NBC (at least) is still spinning madly for Choom Boy.

As usual, others in the house tuned in the Toady show, and there was Andrea Mitchell, dissing Rmoney: "He's gonna raise taxes trillions of dollars!!11!! He's gonna kill Big Bird!!11!!" OH, NOEZ!!eleventy!!

I didn't click on it, but the NY Slimes appears to have an editorial saying that debates are Bad.

So the butthurt is strong today. But remember this: Osama Obama can still pull this thing off with the help of his media buddies and the nation's vast quantities of idiots and slackers. This is not the time to go all Poppin' Fresh on the Traitor-in-Chief. Instead, it's time to bore in, punch harder, and make the worthless little fuckweasel wish he had never gone into politics..

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 04, 2012 04:22 AM (ZgX/g)

36 Oh my fucking God What the fuck just happened? Please God, please help me. ~ The mile-high reaction of Barry O

Posted by: Blacksheep at October 04, 2012 04:22 AM (nvV9F)

37 We need a flaming pudding cup post up.

Posted by: wahiggle at October 04, 2012 04:22 AM (QXiRr)

38 Flatman and the Incredible Bulk!

God, can that woman look any meaner and uglier? Than God there is no flotus debate.

Posted by: Mrs Compton at October 04, 2012 04:23 AM (dX4hn)

39 I have one simple thing to say about the debate:

FUCK YES!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 04, 2012 04:23 AM (da5Wo)

40 So he meant for Solyndra to go bankrupt? Perhaps the best zinger of the night (did I just type that?) "You don't just pick winners and losers, you just pick the losers."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at October 04, 2012 04:23 AM (nUH8H)

41 That picture is racist

Posted by: Dick "I'm A Dick" Durbin at October 04, 2012 04:23 AM (9ng2u)

Obama - Joe Theismann

Romney - Lawrence Taylor

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 04, 2012 04:24 AM (JxMoP)

Went to the store last night. The shelves had been cleared of pudding. Coincidence?

Posted by: Walsingham at October 04, 2012 04:24 AM (gFYz6)

44 Morning all. I feel better this AM than I have in a long time.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2012 04:24 AM (oSFWF)

45 The pure joy on display in the first photo nearly brings a tear to my eye.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2012 04:24 AM (piMMO)

46 In that picture Moochelle looks like she was just force-fed one of her own school lunches.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 04, 2012 04:25 AM (X3lox)

47 Let's not start smoking each other's polls just yet.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at October 04, 2012 04:25 AM (UZQM8)

48 Man, Moochelle is giving Kathy Griffin a run for the money as scariest shemale there.

Griffin's smile versus Moochelle's scowl: which would you hate to wake up leering over you worse?

No arugula for you tonight, Barry!

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 04, 2012 04:25 AM (M2x4y)

49 Obama - Joe Theismann Romney - Lawrence Taylor Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 04, 2012 08:24 AM (JxMoP)

Much better analogy, thank you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 04:25 AM (sbV1u)

I'm crying actual tears of laughter reading some of the lefties trying to convince each other that Romney actually lost because of the PBS/Big Bird thing.

Posted by: Davey Boy at October 04, 2012 04:26 AM (GpWMQ)

51 And here is Zero's hometown paper, the Chicago Tribune, going with this leading their editorial page. "Strong offense. Weak defense. The 2008 candidate of hope and change? He skipped this debate." He hopes he can change the trajectory he is on. The American people? Who cares about them. It is all about him and it has always been that way.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 04, 2012 04:26 AM (PH+2B)

52 The libs need to face it, prez downgrade just isn't that smart.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 04, 2012 04:26 AM (PHb2k)

53 48 Man, Moochelle is giving Kathy Griffin a run for the money as scariest shemale there. Moo does not like seeing her vay cay cay plans go up in smoke. Just imagine how flexible she will be the next four years.

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 04, 2012 04:26 AM (UZQM8)

54 Poor Bo. It look likes Michelle is going to spend some time...um...tenderizing him before the Preznit eats him.

Posted by: Walsingham at October 04, 2012 04:26 AM (gFYz6)

55 Great night for Mitt. One thing that annoyed the fuck out of me - and always does - is this idiotic straw man of "we can't afford a cut." WHO can't afford a tax cut? You think the American taxpayer can't afford to keep more of his own money than give it to the IRS??? Here's an idea, Mr. President. Why don't we raise the tax rate to 100% so everyone can prosper! I think that could've been a deadly trap to spring on TFG. The only people who debunk this line are Rush and Levin. And it is devastating.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2012 04:26 AM (+tqYo)

56 Actually, that's just my initial, exuberant reaction. About 10 minutes after the debate was over I got a message on facebook from a friend: "I can't wait to see what you have to say about the debate.) And here's exactly what I said, and I know you Morons will see the multiple levels: Res Ipsa Loquitur.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 04, 2012 04:27 AM (da5Wo)

57 I denounce us all for noticing the boy-king-god's pants fell off last night...

Posted by: backhoe at October 04, 2012 04:27 AM (ULH4o)

Wifey picked up on how much younger-looking Mitt is compared to TFG. I reminded her what years of tobacco and drug use will do to your body.....

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 04, 2012 04:27 AM (NbcwN)

Much better analogy, thank you.

The Superbowl analogy hit a little close to home?

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 04, 2012 04:27 AM (JxMoP)

60 I think that TFG's poor debate performance is being over-analyzed. All he knows is talking points and snippets from speeches. No one has ever challenged him on any of his continuous string of lies, certainly not the media. Once someone stands up like a man and calls him out with facts, he simply has no response other than uhhhs and umms and then goes back to the same talking points from his handlers. Not only did Romney expose him for what a clueless pillock he is, he exposed the MFM and their role in this. All in 90 minutes.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 04, 2012 04:28 AM (QB3JR)

61 WhoTF is Ann Barnhardt?

Someone linked in an earlier thread to some batshit crazy conspiracy theory trash over at her site.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2012 04:29 AM (piMMO)

62 Ace is still up! That picture is priceless! It truly encapsulates the night. Mitt is left looking confident, happy and presidential. Choom Boy and his First Scowler look beaten and just want the hell outta there. One can only imagine the seething anger and bitterness they both feel. Hoooo-boy, their vindictiveness will not allow them to let Mitt go "unpunished" for showing Princess for what he really is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 04, 2012 04:29 AM (lTVJy)

63 O, freunde, nicht diese tone.... Scahdenfreude, schadenfreude Ms. Michelle seems flat-footed... But, I mean, how do you stun a stunned ox?

Posted by: Thorvald at October 04, 2012 04:29 AM (1V6Pv)

64 they are going to come after him with the long knives now. Next format is a town hall. Expect the crowd to be rowdy, for the moderator to let them be rowdy and for nothing but plants in the audience. They were surprised last night. Won't be surprised again all that being said, I have the after glow after a night of welll.. nevermind

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 04, 2012 04:29 AM (Dnbau)

65 Actually, that's just my initial, exuberant reaction. About 10 minutes after the debate was over I got a message on facebook from a friend: "I can't wait to see what you have to say about the debate.) And here's exactly what I said, and I know you Morons will see the multiple levels: Res Ipsa Loquitur. Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 04, 2012 08:27 AM (da5Wo) Heh. I'm going with Q.E.D. myself.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 04, 2012 04:29 AM (X3lox)

66 Even the Huffington Post has a blaring headline: "Romney Wins the Night"

Posted by: Jay at October 04, 2012 04:30 AM (3LaGb)

67 For what it is worth. ALL and I mean ALL my Military Friends and ALL the people in my Unit that I have spoken with are furious that obama went after the Military last night and for no reason and lied his ass off to boot.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2012 04:30 AM (oSFWF)

68 Last night I was hoping that Romney would come across like Barney Greenwald and Obama would come across as P.F. Queeg.

Turns out that Romney came across as Ronald Reagan and Obama came across as Prof. Irwin Corey.

I'll take it!

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 04, 2012 04:30 AM (RSqz2)

69 49 Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 08:25 AM (sbV1u) Romney - Trash can lid Obama - Carlo Rizzi's head

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2012 04:30 AM (+tqYo)

70 Ace, I believe the word you are looking for is:

PWNED!

Posted by: EC at October 04, 2012 04:30 AM (GQ8sn)

BTW: Obama dropped 5% on Intrade yesterday.

Can't wait to see what happens today.

Posted by: Jay at October 04, 2012 04:30 AM (3LaGb)

72 Michelle looks exactly as she would look... like she was forced to confront the fact that Barry failed in front of the dirty Plebeians.

Posted by: Hundenpfeffer for the JEF'er at October 04, 2012 04:30 AM (38ReL)

73 Perhaps the best zinger of the night (did I just type that?) "You don't just pick winners and losers, you just pick the losers."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at October 04, 2012 08:23 AM (nUH8H)

That was a really good one amongst a night of really good ones. On PBS: "I actually even like you too Jim" was a monster F-YOU to the moderator. But my absolute fav was "Mr. President, your job entitles you to your own house and your own plane, but it does not entitle you to your own facts." Boom. Not only is he calling him a liar, but it's a subtle insult to Obama the person. "Your job entitles you..."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 04, 2012 04:31 AM (da5Wo)

74 All part of the plan. Romney is now tired from swinging all of those body blows. Easy pickings for me and my Teleprompter.

Posted by: Obama at October 04, 2012 04:31 AM (fElAC)

75 Even the Huffington Post has a blaring headline: "Romney Wins the Night"

****

They did a pretty decent "Four key points" piece on the debate.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2012 04:31 AM (piMMO)

76 The libs on Romney tax ideas.

"He's going to raise taxes!!!!"
"His tax cutting policies will cost 5 trillion dollars!!!!!!"

Posted by: lowandslow at October 04, 2012 04:31 AM (GZitp)

77 The Superbowl analogy hit a little close to home?Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 04, 2012 08:27 AM (JxMoP)

Yeah. Very much.

That day I had just finished an 18-hour straight-through drive from Ft. Benning to Ft. Riley, KS at 6 am that morning. The sky was grey, the earth was brown, it was cold and overcast, and the entire 1st Infantry Division was in Germany for an exercise, so there was this eerie feeling of "nobody is home"

Then I woke up at 3 pm and I watched my Pats get the epic beat down of the century after scoring first.

The next day the Challenger blew up.

It was a very depressing week.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 04:31 AM (sbV1u)

78 Man, Michelle looks furious.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 04, 2012 04:31 AM (ytax8)

79 WhoTF is Ann Barnhardt?

----

All I know about her is that she's the one that did the Youtube about the koran where she uses bacon strips for bookmarks. Then she burns the pages as she cites the evilness that seeps from its evil content. Her October surprise "theory" is way out there. Although, I do admit pause to rigged election stunts.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 04, 2012 04:31 AM (lTVJy)

80 Obama - Joe Theismann Romney - Lawrence Taylor Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 04, 2012 08:24 AM (JxMoP)

Obama: Tina Turner

Romney: Ike

Posted by: EC at October 04, 2012 04:31 AM (GQ8sn)

81 Yeah the liberal spin is one of:

"Who cares that Romney won, it's not like it makes a difference anyway"

"Romney won by playing DIRTY - he's a lying liar!!!!"

"Obama's playing the long game."

Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2012 04:32 AM (d/5qf)

82 60 Posted by: Countrysquire at October 04, 2012 08:28 AM (QB3JR) Love the fact that you use the word "pillock" to describe TFG. First time I heard it was Ben Kingsley in "Sexy Beast" calling Ray Winstone a "...lanky hun of piss, fucking PILLOCK. Great 'onkin jam rag, fucking spunk bubble."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2012 04:33 AM (+tqYo)

83 For what it is worth. ALL and I mean ALL my Military Friends and ALL the people in my Unit that I have spoken with are furious that obama went after the Military last night and for no reason and lied his ass off to boot. Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2012 08:30 AM (oSFWF) I watched but I missed that, was it when they were discussing waste and where to make cuts?

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 04, 2012 04:33 AM (Dnbau)

84 Saw another post debate photo. Mitt celebrated his complete debate victory by fixing peanut butter and honey sandwiches in his hotel room with his granddaughter and son. Something nice about thinking a very decent person is going to be our next president... and this is from someone who despised Mitt in the primary.

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 04, 2012 04:33 AM (ZgvAc)

85 Res Ipswich Loquitur Now Mr Cochran, you know when you start speaking that Austrian stuff it goes right over my head.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 04, 2012 04:33 AM (/BwGa)

86 Obama: Tina Turner

Romney: Ike

***

Great minds think alike.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2012 04:33 AM (piMMO)

87 Romney - Trash can lid Obama - Carlo Rizzi's head Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2012 08:30 AM (+tqYo) And in the next debate: Romney: Clemenza's garrot obama: Carlo Rozzi's neck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2012 04:33 AM (oSFWF)

88 I don't understand why Jarrett didn't pull Obama early and put in Joe Biden for middle relief.

Posted by: Roy at October 04, 2012 04:34 AM (VndSC)

89 That second picture looks like Mitt is about to look up from his papers and say "You're still here? You may go now."

Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 04, 2012 04:34 AM (nZvGM)

Not only did Romney expose him for what a clueless pillock he is, he exposed the MFM and their role in this. All in 90 minutes.

One of his biggest problems is that he has been falsely proclamed to be a genius when in truth he's not a very deep thinker. He parrots lines that he was fed by Frank Marshall Davis, by his college professors, by his community organizing background. But in fairness to him, modern liberalism is intellectually defunct. Lots of ten dollar words wrapped around ten cent theories.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 04, 2012 04:34 AM (JxMoP)

91 76 The libs on Romney tax ideas. "He's going to raise taxes!!!!" "His tax cutting policies will cost 5 trillion dollars!!!!!!" Posted by: lowandslow at October 04, 2012 08:31 AM (GZitp) After TFG and Dirty Reid have blown 6 trillion in Real dollars... this strawman has been reduced to a heap of ash.

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 04, 2012 04:34 AM (UZQM8)

92 Uh uh uh Teachers!

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 04, 2012 04:34 AM (ytax8)

93 "Obama's playing the long game. Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2012 08:32 AM (d/5qf)

Why yes, yes I am. This is a par 5

Now watch this drive.

Posted by: King Barack I - Keeper of the Greens at October 04, 2012 04:35 AM (sbV1u)

94 "Obama's playing the long game."

*****

So, it's the Jets strategy, huh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2012 04:35 AM (piMMO)

95 R&R are in Virginia today. BHO is in Madison, WI. As that one guy keeps saying, "ride right through them, they're demoralized as hell" Paul Ryan said " we got this" a coupla months ago. I believe they do.

Posted by: TheThinMan at October 04, 2012 04:35 AM (1iGL5)

96 92 Uh uh uh Teachers! Posted by: Barack Obama at October 04, 2012 08:34 AM (ytax

Ya! Teachers! For the chil'ren!!!! http://tinyurl.com/9644dfz

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 04, 2012 04:35 AM (UZQM8)

97 I'm loving reading the reactions today. I may have to see my doctor about this schadenboner.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at October 04, 2012 08:21 AM (nUH8H)

I had to sleep on my back last night.

Posted by: Roy at October 04, 2012 04:35 AM (VndSC)

98 I watched but I missed that, was it when they were discussing waste and where to make cuts? Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 04, 2012 08:33 AM (Dnbau) He referred at least 3 times to Romney wanting to increase Military Spending by 2 Trillion Dollars. A) I never heard Romney say that B) After what obama has done to Military spending, not a bad idea C) obama is again using the Military for partisan political reasons

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2012 04:35 AM (oSFWF)

99 85 Res Ipswich Loquitur
Now Mr Cochran, you know when you start speaking that Austrian stuff it goes right over my head.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 04, 2012 08:33 AM (/BwGa)

Ahhhh. Allow me to translate.

Barack Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 04, 2012 04:36 AM (da5Wo)

100 Now Mr Cochran, you know when you start speaking that Austrian stuff it goes right over my head.

Here's my attempt at Austrian:

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!

Posted by: EC at October 04, 2012 04:36 AM (GQ8sn)

101 Someone in Libya is about to get the shit bombed out of themselves before the Sunday talk shows.

Posted by: jim at October 04, 2012 04:36 AM (KR/2V)

102 One thing that occurred to me about so many on the left saying that Romney hogged the clock when the fact is otherwise. To them, and probably many watching, the perception was just that and here's why. Romney's time was filled with substance. TFG? Not so much, just empty rhetoric.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 04, 2012 04:36 AM (QB3JR)

103 81 "Romney won by playing DIRTY - he's a lying liar!!!!" Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2012 08:32 AM (d/5qf) Double-negative, so he told the truth. Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2012 04:36 AM (+tqYo)

104 I am going to take my face and beat Romney's fist in.

Posted by: Obama at October 04, 2012 04:36 AM (fElAC)

105 The media want a helicopter moderator for Obama.

Posted by: Chelsey at October 04, 2012 04:36 AM (EuW9O)

106 God, from that picture ala Obama, they need to invoke the Denver leash law. Biting dogs and all. Scary. Truly.

Posted by: tubal at October 04, 2012 04:37 AM (BoE3Z)

107

95 R&R are in Virginia today.
BHO is in Madison, WI.

Obama is having coffee with Ann Althouse and Meade.

Posted by: Roy at October 04, 2012 04:37 AM (VndSC)

108 Someone in Libya is about to get the shit bombed out of themselves before the Sunday talk shows. Posted by: jim at October 04, 2012 08:36 AM (KR/2V) Nothing left to bomb in Libya but sand, goats, and missing WW2 Aircraft

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2012 04:37 AM (oSFWF)

109

He referred at least 3 times to Romney wanting to increase Military Spending by 2 Trillion Dollars.

===============

What is even funnier is that Obama believes that this would be somehow unpopular.

Posted by: Jay at October 04, 2012 04:37 AM (3LaGb)

110 The littl shyning man - Missed seeing you up north at the cabin. I told myself that if Oboma looses the election, the next day I was buying 1 2003 S55 AMG. I'm searching the internet today for the best deal.

Posted by: Sophistahick at October 04, 2012 04:37 AM (UhXzR)

111 Ya! Teachers! For the chil'ren!!!! Posted by: cajun carrot at October 04, 2012 08:35 AM (UZQM8

No one has actually ever explained to me how lining the pockets of teachers who are already producing marginal results actually helps children.

But, then again, I'm a Moron. Maybe someone could put me some knowledge.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 04:37 AM (sbV1u)

112 Second picture. Romney thought bubble, "What a maroon!"

Posted by: dogfish at October 04, 2012 04:37 AM (N2yhW)

113 Obama - Rachel Corrie Romney - Caterpillar, Inc.

Posted by: VJay at October 04, 2012 04:37 AM (q5NFp)

114 Obama: Rob Pilatus
Romney: Skipping record

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, stuck on the analogy at October 04, 2012 04:37 AM (hO8IJ)

115 The Moochelle scowl. yikes.

Posted by: Fresh at October 04, 2012 04:38 AM (O7ksG)

116 87 Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2012 08:33 AM (oSFWF) Obama - Phone booth Romney - Deniro in "Goodfellas"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2012 04:38 AM (+tqYo)

117 What is even funnier is that Obamabelieves that this would be somehow unpopular. Posted by: Jay at October 04, 2012 08:37 AM (3LaGb) Exactly. So much for obama and the dems loving the Military. Bullshit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2012 04:38 AM (oSFWF)

118 Obama - Rachel Corrie
Romney - Caterpillar, Inc.

Ouch!

Nice!

Posted by: EC at October 04, 2012 04:38 AM (GQ8sn)

119 Obama - Sandra Fluke's pudenda Mitt - Fleet Week

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2012 04:38 AM (+tqYo)

120

The good news for Obama will probably be the Jobs report coming out tomorrow.

Sucks to be him.

Posted by: Roy at October 04, 2012 04:39 AM (VndSC)

121

O: Studyin' fer debates is haaaaaard!

R: Maybe you shouldn't have waited until Monday to start.

O: But I heard you started Monday too.

R: Yeah, in 1980.

Posted by: sherlock at October 04, 2012 04:39 AM (f29LO)

122 No one has actually ever explained to me how lining the pockets of teachers who are already producing marginal results actually helps children.

It pays for the union teachers' children's private school tuition.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, stuck on the analogy at October 04, 2012 04:39 AM (hO8IJ)

123 I stole pillock from James May. What I wouldn't give to have the command of the English language that some of the Brits do.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 04, 2012 04:39 AM (QB3JR)

124 Obama: Sen. Rubio's trash pile

Romney: ace

Posted by: EC at October 04, 2012 04:39 AM (GQ8sn)

125 Romney: Ronald Reagan

Obama: Quaddafi's house

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 04, 2012 04:39 AM (da5Wo)

126 Anybody see Hannity interview Rob Portman in Denver last night, in the debate auditorium after the event? Portman is such a class act. Hard to believe he played Zero in Mitt Romney's debate practice sessions. He is way too much of a gentleman. I did not see anyone interviewing John F'k'n Kerry. Did Andrea Mitchell do one with him?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 04, 2012 04:39 AM (PH+2B)

127 anyone see Erin Burnett doing the CNN undecided voter panel? She's hot. I did not know that.

Posted by: ace at October 04, 2012 04:40 AM (LCRYB)

128 What is even funnier is that Obamabelieves that this would be somehow unpopular. Posted by: Jay at October 04, 2012 08:37 AM (3LaGb)

I would have loved it if Romney would have said, "I never said that, but then again after the month we've had in Libya, that's probably a good idea."

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 04:40 AM (sbV1u)

129 Morning Morons. For the first time in a long time I slept through the night not worrying about the election.

After I went to bed, passed out. I never woke up one time.

Thanks Willard. I feel...............http://tinyurl.com/2f8bqs

Oh an fuck you Althouse.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 04, 2012 04:41 AM (wR+pz)

130 The littl shyning man - see @ 110

Posted by: Sophistahick at October 04, 2012 04:41 AM (UhXzR)

131 That was a rape-rape. Ugly racist , rape-rape.

Posted by: Whoopi at October 04, 2012 04:41 AM (AWmfW)

132 Romney: Georgia Tech TFG: Cumberland

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 04, 2012 04:41 AM (QB3JR)

133

And you guys wondered why we were treating Romney like he was the President these past weeks.

Sheesh....like duh...hello?

Posted by: MSM Fangirlz at October 04, 2012 04:41 AM (BrQrN)

134

Romney: Ace

Obama: Ace's domain on day 32

Posted by: Roy at October 04, 2012 04:42 AM (VndSC)

135 It pays for the union teachers' children's private school tuition.
Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™, stuck on the analogy at October 04, 2012 08:39 AM (hO8IJ

Thank you. I am now better informed.

And Randi Weingarten can suck my dick.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 04:42 AM (sbV1u)

136 Kerry's in deep shit. He's a vacuous idiot, but even he had to see how shitty Barry was. He kept his mouth shut because he wants to be Secretary of State.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 04, 2012 04:42 AM (ytax8)

137 Obama: 13 year old girl

Romney: Roman Polanski

Posted by: EC at October 04, 2012 04:42 AM (GQ8sn)

138

romney brought a knife

obama brought wile e coyote

Posted by: sean oconner at October 04, 2012 04:42 AM (lB/5N)

139

Obama - French knights at Agincourt

Romney - English archers at Agincourt

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 04, 2012 04:43 AM (JxMoP)

140 Posted by: ace at October 04, 2012 08:40 AM (LCRYB)

I would say cute rather than hot. But she is nice to look at.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2012 04:43 AM (2b4yb)

141 Does anyone know where I can get a link to the whole debate?

Posted by: spypeach at October 04, 2012 04:43 AM (pwTow)

142

>> Very first question -- two minute time limit. Topic 'JOBS'. He proceeds to give a shout-out to Michelle and otherwise waste his time in pleasantries

That was the biggest deal to me.

Romney looked like he was bursting with good ideas he couldn't wait to share!!

Obama looked like he was trying to fill his two minutes with fluff and double spacing.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 04, 2012 04:43 AM (SUKHu)

143

Speaking of "draw"...

"Hold on a sec, Michelle...I'd better go get my doodles of Willard off the lectern."

Posted by: 66chevelle at October 04, 2012 04:43 AM (QjSgY)

144 138
romney brought a knife
obama brought wile e coyote

In a blue dress.

Posted by: tubal at October 04, 2012 04:43 AM (BoE3Z)

145 Romney - English archers at Agincourt

Awwww shit...longbows has been mentioned!

Posted by: EC at October 04, 2012 04:43 AM (GQ8sn)

146 What is that sound? I think I hear horns........http://tinyurl.com/8hzfvvd

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 04, 2012 04:44 AM (wR+pz)

147 I DVR'd it because I was sleeping, but didn't O concede at the beginning? When he told Michelle she wouldn't have to celebrate their next anniversary with 40 million people???

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at October 04, 2012 04:44 AM (uMfFZ)

148 Wow, just heard on the radio that Romney's eyes were red because he hadn't had much sleep in the last two nights. Apparently, the hotel they were staying at is right next to train tracks and it would require too big an effort to move the whole operation. So, quite possibly, we haven't seen Romney's A game yet.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 04, 2012 04:44 AM (QB3JR)

149 Obama: TheyÂ’re not Â“Death Panels,Â” theyÂ’re just panels made up of expert doctors whoÂ’ll decide if your treatment should be paid for.

Posted by: Jay at October 04, 2012 04:44 AM (3LaGb)

150 Obama: France
Romney: France's Neighbors

Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2012 04:44 AM (d/5qf)

151 I'll tell you why Obama lost the debate and whose fault it is: The press. Everything -- and I mean EVERYTHING has a price. Obama paid the price for a press coddling him for 4 years. Never asking a tough question. Never knocking him down so he can learn to get back up. If the press wants him to win, they have done him a great disservice over the last 4 years and Romney showed the emperor without any clothes last night. You're mad now there, Tingles? Hey you're like a parent who never lets their kid get hurt, never lets the kid go outside, protects and coddles... until the kid gets out into the real world and the real world clocked him last night. President Obama is a typical spoiled occupy Wall Street-er. Press, you are to blame for this performance because you never expected your guy to perform better, try harder. You instead protected him like a doting mother from all the mean republican bullies all his term. Price has finally been paid.

Posted by: Solo4357 at October 04, 2012 04:44 AM (NBOA5)

152 I would say cute rather than hot. But she is nice to look at.Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2012 08:43 AM (2b4yb)

Bannion Rule #5: Always go for "cute". "Gorgeous" falls apart at age 42, "cute" lasts forever.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 04:44 AM (sbV1u)

153 Obama was impaled like a herd of goats after Friday prayers.

Posted by: Achmed bin Al Fazul at October 04, 2012 04:45 AM (38ReL)

154 And Randi Weingarten can suck my dick.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 08:42 AM (sbV1u)

Do you really want these choppers anywhere near your dick?

http://is.gd/GIphpg

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2012 04:45 AM (2b4yb)

155 Usually Newser has stuff all about Romney "gaffes", etc at the top of their headliners. Today Romney is stuffed way at the bottom of their page.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 04, 2012 04:45 AM (DoZD+)

156

I guess the next nationwide polls are going to have to have a +15 D as their sample.

Posted by: Dobby at October 04, 2012 04:45 AM (62yHA)

157 Obama = Poland

Romney = Panzer tanks

Posted by: dantesed at October 04, 2012 04:45 AM (ovR1w)

158 The Pat Dollard twice an hour Twitter reporting that Obama is gay, and Rev. Wright's TUCC 'Down Low Club' which hooked up gay congregants with women no heterosexual man would ever marry, it seemed so farfetched at first, but every time I see a picture of Michelle Obama, I do think, no man would want to put a rather sensitive part of his anatomy anywhere near her lady parts.

Posted by: Ed Mahmoud at October 04, 2012 04:46 AM (RFQlS)

159 They're going to start hammering Mitt on this "details" shit, actually it started last weekend, Mitt needs to stick to the answer he gave last night. Details don't mean anything, every piece of legislation and policy initiative gets sliced and diced by the time they're through and most people understand that.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 04, 2012 04:46 AM (GZitp)

160 Posted by: Solo4357 at October 04, 2012 08:44 AM (NBOA5)

Are you new around here? Because it's considered bad form to make an interesting and well written point this early in the morning.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2012 04:46 AM (2b4yb)

161 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2012 08:45 AM (2b4yb)

I'd have to knock the teeth out first.

Think of is as "urban renewal"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 04:46 AM (sbV1u)

162 Four more weeks! Four more weeks!

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 04, 2012 04:47 AM (JxMoP)

163 Michelle looks nice for once. Very Nancy Reaganisque.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 04, 2012 04:47 AM (DoZD+)

164 Obama's performance is what affirmative action yields, but he can't file a wrongful dismissal suit when he gets fired.

Posted by: Chelsey at October 04, 2012 04:47 AM (EuW9O)

165 Romney: Randy Johnson
Obama: pigeon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxEUW3pQX6A

Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2012 04:48 AM (d/5qf)

166 I'd have to knock the teeth out first. Think of is as "urban renewal" Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 08:46 AM (sbV1u) Thanks, I could certainly use the business

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2012 04:48 AM (oSFWF)

167

Cuffy on Twitter with a depressing thought:

>>Something that woke me up last night: Obama looked so weak, an emboldened global adversary may strike. It was that bad.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 04, 2012 04:48 AM (SUKHu)

168 Oh, and Happy Anniversary, JEF and the Klingon Gower Champion!

Posted by: guywhomythicallybangsMeganFox at October 04, 2012 04:48 AM (uEm7J)

169 Last night we saw what a bully looks like without his thugs around him.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 04, 2012 04:48 AM (xVSu4)

170 I think the Empty Suit's problems go way beyond not being a deep thinker, etc. Seriously, the man is brain damaged. Maybe congenital, maybe a result of the surgery he's so obviously had on his cranium...in either case, not helped by the dope and the personality disorder.

Posted by: Dulce at October 04, 2012 04:48 AM (Okd5n)

171 Michelle looks nice for once. Very Nancy Reaganisque.Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 04, 2012 08:47 AM (DoZD+)

They airbrushed out the bat'leth - that's why.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 04:48 AM (sbV1u)

172 156 The one and only comparison is:

Obama = Robin Ventura

Romney = Nolan Ryan

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 04, 2012 08:45 AM (OWjjx)

http://tinyurl.com/d8528p8

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 04, 2012 04:49 AM (da5Wo)

173 By the way, Chris Christie's prediction that Romney would win and win big in the debate proved correct. Don't bet against the Fat Man

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2012 04:49 AM (oSFWF)

174 Kerry's in deep shit. He's a vacuous idiot, but even he had to see how shitty Barry was.

He kept his mouth shut because he wants to be Secretary of State.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 04, 2012 08:42 AM (ytax

That "prep work" must have been the biggest fucking joke. When I saw a picture of the JEF carrying pizza boxes I figured that dunce was doing everything he could to avoid even the minimum of work of understanding basic concepts so he didn't come off like a fucking retard. It was Mission Highly Improbable for Reporting for Doody so fuck him for getting the high colonic that pompous asshole has always deserved.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at October 04, 2012 04:49 AM (Mtc5W)

175 Roy That post at 134 is just wrong. Funny but I am getting bad immages from that.

Posted by: Picric at October 04, 2012 04:50 AM (fElAC)

176 Thanks, I could certainly use the business Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2012 08:48 AM (oSFWF)

If I brought you a couple bottles of Pappy Van Winkle's 23-year Reserve, you could make them all nice slooooow root canals?

No anesthesia, of course.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 04:50 AM (sbV1u)

177 To quote from the great Edward G. Robinson: "Where's your messiah now, see? Where's your messiah now?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 04, 2012 04:50 AM (kbOju)

178 CNN went through the new BAD job numbers SO FAST this morning my head is spinning. they couldn't WAIT to move on to something more newsworthy....like that portly anchorwoman chewing out her critic on the air.

Posted by: guywhomythicallybangsMeganFox at October 04, 2012 04:51 AM (uEm7J)

179 next oct 3, we will celebrate the obama's anniversary, the anniversary of when they lost the race.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 04, 2012 04:51 AM (Ho2rs)

180 If I brought you a couple bottles of Pappy Van Winkle's 23-year Reserve, you could make them all nice slooooow root canals? No anesthesia, of course. Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 08:50 AM (sbV1u) Shit I'd do that for free

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2012 04:51 AM (oSFWF)

181 To me the best Romeny quote was when he said; "Mr. President, I've been in business for 25 years and I don't know what you're talking about". The wife and I laughed our asses of at that.

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at October 04, 2012 04:51 AM (vIwqz)

182 Obama: Maginot Line Romeny: Panzer Army

Posted by: Love Reggie at October 04, 2012 04:52 AM (JMt7S)

183 Barky: Jericho Romney: Joshua

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 04, 2012 04:52 AM (X3lox)

184

When I saw a picture of the JEF carrying pizza boxes I figured that dunce was doing everything he could to avoid even the minimum of work of understanding basic concepts so he didn't come off like a fucking retard.

He does everything better than everyone else, even pizza delivery.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 04, 2012 04:52 AM (JxMoP)

185 Damn! Mooch is ugly. Even worse when da Zero takes a drubbing like last night. I can hardly wait to see that face on election night.

Posted by: maddogg at October 04, 2012 04:53 AM (OlN4e)

186

I'm just scanning the web (and listening to the TV commentators). Romney certainly seemed to be trying to win, and Obama was quite mellow. Obama dished out policy points and always sounded steady, if a bit tired at times, but I think he was relying on his famous likeability, occasionally flashing his famous smile (for little reason). Romney might have gotten too passionate, but he was bubbling with policy ideas, and the message was: Give me the job, let me work for you, I can help<<<<<<<

That's Ann Althouse's fat, Libtard scrunt ass after the debate. The bitch has gone full CJ. If you're still interacting with her, you're a fool.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 04, 2012 04:53 AM (9HI5c)

187 And then there's Maud.

Posted by: Up with people! A man. at October 04, 2012 04:54 AM (kzFo5)

188 I just picture Valerie Jarrett yelling at everyone on Obama's staff with her veins sticking out in her neck.. Good times...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 04, 2012 04:54 AM (136wp)

189 Who posted the super sad picture of Obama on the live feed last night? Is there a link to it somewhere?

Posted by: RWC at October 04, 2012 04:54 AM (fWAjv)

190

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 04, 2012 08:53 AM (9HI5c)

Yep.

Posted by: maddogg at October 04, 2012 04:55 AM (OlN4e)

191

The democrats are furious at Jim Lehrer for not covering for their king, and bailing him out at every opportunity. I, for one, think Lehrer did a surprisingly good job of staying out of the way and letting the candidates spar with each other. Debates are about the candidates debating their competing ideas, not about how the media can spin it or throw 'gotchas' at the men. Any journalist criticizing Lehrer is doing it because he went back to the old style of debate, ala Lincoln-Douglas or Reagan-Carter, where the candidates themselves are required to pick apart each others' arguments.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 04, 2012 04:55 AM (Pixxe)

192 Obama - Phone booth

Romney - Deniro in "Goodfellas"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2012 08:38 AM (+tqYo)

I was thinking more like:

Romney: Jimmy Conway/Tommy DeVito

Obama: Billy Batts (minus the shinebox comment)

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at October 04, 2012 04:55 AM (BrQrN)

193 Well, Romney wasn't my guy, but it's nice to see he wants the job. I wonder what it's going to be like, voting for someone for reasons other than "I'm not that other guy" after so long...

Posted by: GGE Is Looking For Brazilian Ginger Twins at October 04, 2012 04:55 AM (yh0zB)

194

"Mellow and steady".

Yeh, good look with that.

Too passionate. Oh the horror.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 04, 2012 04:55 AM (SUKHu)

195 To me the best Romeny quote was when he said; "Mr. President, I've been in business for 25 years and I don't know what you're talking about". The wife and I laughed our asses of at that. Posted by: Sgt. Fury at October 04, 2012 08:51 AM (vIwqz) Yes, I don't think they are playing that up enough,. Romney called him on a lie and they should pound him over that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2012 04:55 AM (oSFWF)

196 Romney is a bully for picking on our special needs president.

Posted by: California red at October 04, 2012 04:56 AM (DXTKe)

197 ...wouldn't give to have the command of the English language... Around here, for me, it's not just command of the English language, it's everything. Not kissing up, just stating facts.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 04, 2012 04:56 AM (6Zy+s)

198 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 04, 2012 08:55 AM (Pixxe) Agreed, but Lehrer is probably getting an epic ass reaming this morning from his boss.

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 04, 2012 04:57 AM (UZQM8)

199 Anyone been over to Kos to see how the kool aid drinkers are taking this?

Up the Ass?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 04, 2012 04:57 AM (wR+pz)

200 > cute rather than hot.

Enough time in the meat freezer and Ace will start thinking a threesome of him, Moochelle, and Kathy Griffin is hot.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 04, 2012 04:57 AM (M2x4y)

201 Ole Maude looks like she's got a displaced hip in that shot.

Posted by: Up with people! A man. at October 04, 2012 04:57 AM (kzFo5)

202 That "prep work" must have been the biggest fucking joke. When I saw a picture of the JEF carrying pizza boxes I figured that dunce was doing everything he could to avoid even the minimum of work of understanding basic concepts so he didn't come off like a fucking retard.

Something else the JEF has failed at.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 04, 2012 04:58 AM (da5Wo)

203 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 04, 2012 08:53 AM (9HI5c)

Does she give good head? I hope so, for her sake, because her political analysis is embarrassingly bad.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2012 04:58 AM (2b4yb)

204 141 Does anyone know where I can get a link to the whole debate? Posted by: spypeach Go over to hillbuzz.org- they supposedly have a full transcript.

Posted by: backhoe at October 04, 2012 04:58 AM (ULH4o)

205 Nood Ace thread. Try to keep up.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 04, 2012 04:58 AM (QB3JR)

206 this is what the NYT calls a draw. see my blog for another view

Posted by: Edward Cropper at October 04, 2012 04:58 AM (Lt3vg)

207 Now if we could just get Romney to call TFG a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure on live TV...

Posted by: GGE Is Looking For Brazilian Ginger Twins at October 04, 2012 04:59 AM (yh0zB)

208 Anyone been over to Kos to see how the kool aid drinkers are taking this?

Yes, they are going full retard on the point that Romney threw the election by offering to cut Big Bird.

Yes, seriously, that's their point.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 04:59 AM (sbV1u)

209 Looks like Moochelles coochie will be on lock down for a loooooonnnnggg time.

Posted by: Bruce at October 04, 2012 04:59 AM (JI+T4)

210

Cuffy again:

>>local news station pundit (ie PoliSci prof at local JuCo) attributed Obama debate loss to his being distracted over Turkey-Syria. Yep.

Like he even knows there's a problem there...

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 04, 2012 04:59 AM (SUKHu)

211

thanks backhoe

Posted by: spypeach at October 04, 2012 05:00 AM (pwTow)

212 15 Mee-shell looks like a sad panda. Probably because she's gonna loose the big house.
Mooch is about to get a $35mil mansion on a beach on Oahu. I'm sure she has told choom-boy that if he does anything to mess it up, like wining a second term, that she'll drop a dime on the Down Low Club.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2012 05:00 AM (zji3t)

213 Posted by: Solo4357 at October 04, 2012 08:44 AM

S.P.O.T. O.N.

That is an absolutely tremendous point and I'm enlightened much more this morning by this. And, if it's OK w/ you, I'm stealing this by copying and pasting everywhere.

Thanks!

Posted by: g.w. mclintock at October 04, 2012 05:00 AM (qwUGR)

214 Looks like Moochelles coochie will be on lock down for a loooooonnnnggg time.Posted by: Bruce at October 04, 2012 08:59 AM (JI+T4)

Last night was their anniversary - 20 years.

It's already been on lockdown.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 05:02 AM (sbV1u)

215 Yes, they are going full retard on the point that Romney threw the election by offering to cut Big Bird.

It's too bad the young'uns aren't allowed to vote. The 2-8 yr old demographic would be energized to turn out and vote against the mean guy who wants BB dead.

Posted by: g.w. mclintock at October 04, 2012 05:02 AM (qwUGR)

216 Obama: "Quick anniversary dinner and them I'm layin' some presidential PIPE." Michelle:

Posted by: Haley's Buttery Biscuit at October 04, 2012 05:02 AM (jUa8x)

217 What's Cuffys twitter?

Posted by: Jean at October 04, 2012 05:02 AM (RURIy)

218 You betcha, spypeach...

Posted by: backhoe at October 04, 2012 05:03 AM (ULH4o)

219 Michelle looks like she is going to kick his ass.

Posted by: Marie at October 04, 2012 05:03 AM (P9OJs)

220 .
Obama -Slurpee
Mitt -Tow Truck

CBSnews radio spinning the "was it enough to win" horseflop.

Posted by: 13times at October 04, 2012 05:03 AM (h6XiD)

221

@CuffyMeh

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 04, 2012 05:04 AM (SUKHu)

222 I just picture Valerie Jarrett yelling at everyone on Obama's staff with her veins sticking out in her neck..

Good times...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 04, 2012 08:54 AM (136wp)

That limp-wristed fuckhead Plouffe seems like somebody they'd want to take the fall for the JEF being such a dunce last night. Pictures of him and Sandusky walking into an orphanage will probably start surfacing.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at October 04, 2012 05:04 AM (Mtc5W)

223 Obama -Travon Martin
Mitt -George Zimmerman

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 04, 2012 05:05 AM (sbV1u)

224

Romney - Crazy old white guy on the bus

Obama - "Call the ambulamps!"

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 04, 2012 05:05 AM (JxMoP)

225 Yay! The abused puppy is going to be in VA today. Seriously, how can you even look at him today and not think "dude, you really are a fuck up." If I was him I would have cancelled any events today, well, for any reason.

Posted by: RWC at October 04, 2012 05:05 AM (fWAjv)

226 What actually threw off TFG's game: worry that he was going to be expected to "perform" for his anniversary. From the look on Michelle's face, he managed to dodge that one, anyway.

Posted by: Mung the Merciless at October 04, 2012 05:06 AM (IZvZC)

227 So, "buying" (with help from his dear friends) 35 million, Jan 2013 occupancy ready mansion in Hawaii now makes a lot of sense, doesn't it ?

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2012 05:07 AM (WR5xI)

228

Obama = Dog

Mitt = Obama

hehehe

Posted by: spypeach at October 04, 2012 05:07 AM (pwTow)

229 Da Zero became Clint Eastwood's empty chair last night.

Posted by: maddogg at October 04, 2012 05:07 AM (OlN4e)

230 Obama: Seamus

Romney: Romney

Posted by: EC at October 04, 2012 05:08 AM (GQ8sn)

231 This new world where Ace posts content before the crack of noon frightens me.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 04, 2012 05:08 AM (POGCP)

232 Obama: Bikini Atoll

Romney: Castle Bravo

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2012 05:08 AM (piMMO)

233

I noticed that the post debate concensus from the dems is that Biden is now viewed as the smart one.

Posted by: HtP at October 04, 2012 05:12 AM (jx2j9)

234 This is what the NYT calls a "draw."

OMG

Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at October 04, 2012 05:13 AM (e8kgV)

235 Are you sure that 2nd photo is not photoshopped? I might be wrong but I thought that O went over and shoook R's hand at the end and then went to see his wife as R was walking across the stage to see his. I might be wrong. Could the 2nd picture be right before the beginning of the debate?

Posted by: jb at October 04, 2012 05:13 AM (iSnaV)

236 Moochelle just learned she isn't gonna get public housing any more.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at October 04, 2012 05:15 AM (6yiTA)

237

My wife and I were pretty hammered by 9:30 even though we didn't start til about 8:30. You know, early celebration, nothing to do with being nervous about the debate. By the end I was doing TD signals and making "boom" sounds.

Every once in a while, at a critical time, Obama being pampered by the Palace Guard media comes back to bite him. Like last night. Romney seemed to know far more and to know Obama's talking points as well as he did. Romney did something Republicans need to do far more often:

ATTACK THE TALKING POINTS

It doesn't matter if the facts are on your side if the Democrat drops some talking point like "he wants to destroy the middle class" "the policies which got us into this mess" or "he wants to give trillions to the wealthy" and you just talk about the facts and figures of your tax plan, you lose.

Romney, on the other hand, clearly won last night's debate on the talking points and on the facts.

Posted by: Beagle at October 04, 2012 05:16 AM (sOtz/)

238 Luckily for Obama, his next chance to recapture momentum is the Biden v. Ryan debate. Failing that, there is a chance to espouse on his foreign policy successes. Don't worry, I sense the Come Back Kid narrative getting started.

Posted by: Matt S. at October 04, 2012 05:16 AM (moRRg)

239

Obama = Hiroshima

Romney = Enola Gay

Posted by: Jay at October 04, 2012 05:16 AM (3LaGb)

240 I've seen stories that the Obama-s have hired an advisory to help them with their post-Presidential transition. That photo shows that it just occurred to them that it is just a few months off.

Posted by: Magic Johnson at October 04, 2012 05:17 AM (e8kgV)

241 No anniversary nookie from the wookie for Barry...lmfao

Posted by: Heh at October 04, 2012 05:17 AM (bKX6s)

242

Round one in tonight's main event, two gargantuan giants in the sport. Obingo in his corner preparing to rain his carefully crafted clue blows down upon his opponents head. Mitt in his corner double checking his math...

And there's the bell, and OH!! Mitt goes in and cuts him off, mid lie!

Ladies and gentlemen the Bronx is burning. I think he hurt Obingo. I think he's hurt... Mitt's trainer right next to me is saying it, you may hear him--

DOWN GOES Obingo! DOWN GOES Obingo! DOWN GOES Obingo!

The heavyweight champion is taking the mandatory eight count, and Mitt is as poised as can be in a neutral corner!

Posted by: Up with people! A man. at October 04, 2012 05:17 AM (kzFo5)

243 Obama kept thinking ... be the ball
Romney kept thinking ... be the bat

Posted by: Roger Maris at October 04, 2012 05:18 AM (e8kgV)

244 Luckily for Obama, his next chance to recapture momentum is the Biden v. Ryan debate.

If obama (no capitalization) thinks he can rely on Joe Biden to recapture some form of momentum, he's a bigger fucking retard than we all thought. Ryan will use Biden like a handful of toilet paper after a buffet dinner at a Mexican restaurant.

Posted by: EC at October 04, 2012 05:19 AM (GQ8sn)

245 Was it just me or did all that talk about his PLANS make Obama sound like just another candidate instead of an incumbent? Tweeted this: "One guy at the debate talked about what he would do, could do to cut the deficit and create jobs IF he were president. & So did Mitt Romney." https://twitter.com/jpayne1138/status/253845936575496192 Please borrow this argument and spread it around in every possible way.

Posted by: House of Payne at October 04, 2012 05:19 AM (X6kbQ)

246 Although it is true that Governor Romney won this first debate, it is also true that I secured a strong second-place finish. Some will argue that only those who win should receive recognition and be declared winners. This is a fundamental difference between the two paths each of us would take because I have a profound belief that our country is big enough to ensure all candidates receive an equal outcome, regardless of effort and ability.

Look at everything Governor Romney has. Look at Ann versus Michelle. Is it right and just that this handsome multimillionaire with the beautiful blonde take the presidency from a big-eared African-American / Hawaiian / Indonesian kid with a funny name? He doesn't need one more trophy for his trophy case. He can buy his own yacht and doesn't need one subsidized by taxpayers.

I still believe in an America that will honor the less intelligent, less industrious among us who realize there are a lot of smart people out there. There are a lot of hard-working folks out there. Let them do their thing...and let me have four more years to redistribute it so everyone gets a fair share.

Posted by: President Honey Boo-boo at October 04, 2012 05:19 AM (M2x4y)

247 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2012 09:08 AM (piMMO)

If you use the word "bikini", you have to post a picture. I'm pretty sure that's a rule around here.

Mornin neighbor! If you heard any loud noises to your north, that was the wife and I high fiving and laughing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 04, 2012 05:20 AM (da5Wo)

248 I can't believe he actually brought up Corporate Jets and Oil Profits AGAIN. I mean, I CAN believe it. But still. Every point JEF tried to land, Romney essentially said, "Here are three reasons you are wrong and here are the examples from your Administration of said stupidity."

Posted by: ktgreat at October 04, 2012 05:22 AM (yhM4N)

249

Luckily for Obama, his next chance to recapture momentum is the Biden v. Ryan debate. Failing that, there is a chance to espouse on his foreign policy successes. Don't worry, I sense the Come Back Kid narrative getting started.

That's for certain. I also expect at least one of the polling outfits to push a new poll today or tomorrow that shows Obama with a lead in order to push the claim that the debate was a draw and that he is still the frontrunner.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 04, 2012 05:22 AM (JxMoP)

250 Newser sucks. Whiney and prissy.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 04, 2012 05:26 AM (DoZD+)

251 Obama: Luca Brasi's hand Romney: Virgil Sollozzo's knife

Posted by: Stu Gotz at October 04, 2012 05:27 AM (y9fNc)

252 I recommend Obama score some Ritalin

Posted by: Huggy Bear at October 04, 2012 05:29 AM (e8kgV)

253

Romney: Crossbow

Obama: Long bow

LOL

Posted by: uterus cannon at October 04, 2012 05:29 AM (3ZtZW)

254

In that second picture, don't just look at their faces, look at their feet. Brocko and even stand flat footed and Treebeard is bowlegged because she can't place her feet properly.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 04, 2012 05:30 AM (eoedh)

255 Obama = Chris Matthews' wee-wee

Romney = Chris Matthews' fist

Posted by: Fritz at October 04, 2012 05:32 AM (/ZZCn)

256 One thing I haven't seen anyone mention yet is the applause ban. Whoever negotiated that did Romney a tremendous favor because Obama needs it much more than Mitt.

If we'd had a partisan audience booing Romney at points and giving Obama the adulation he thrives on, that's the one thing that might have saved the evening from the Democrats.

Is the next debate same format? The last is town-hall style, right?

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 04, 2012 05:33 AM (M2x4y)

257 "from the Democrats" = "for the Democrats"

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 04, 2012 05:34 AM (M2x4y)

258

246 Luckily for Obama, his next chance to recapture momentum is the Biden v. Ryan debate.

If that's what Choom-Boy is counting on to regain momentum,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Marybeth at October 04, 2012 05:36 AM (fkaOH)

259 i figure Moo-chelle is bowlegged from carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders because you ungrateful racists won't get with the program.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 04, 2012 05:36 AM (8MasJ)

260 Obama did have a gaffe last night. If you watch the last 3 minutes of the debate and specifically the end of his closing remarks you'll hear the dog whistle, "And everybody's getting a fair share..." The look in his eyes when he realized his error was clear he knew right away that it was a slip up. I might not have caught it if his non-verbals hadn't exploded in that second.

Posted by: forthemwhatcare at October 04, 2012 05:37 AM (lpShw)

261 I usually cut away from commercials from the ASPCA because I can't take the images of abuse. But I did watch the whole debate, even though it felt the same.

Posted by: RWC at October 04, 2012 05:37 AM (fWAjv)

262 Bambi looks lost. Even his feet don't know which direction to go. Mooch looks like she wants to throttle Romney. Romney's chuckling to himself. This was the best debate I've ever seen. Romney was awesome. Clear. Specific. Composed. Strong.

Posted by: free at October 04, 2012 05:40 AM (Z5kvH)

263 Romans, when a leader celebrated a triumph, would always have someone just behind the person being celebrated, whispering: "Remember, you are mortal." I'm thinking folks need to be reacquainted with the concept.

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at October 04, 2012 05:41 AM (GBXon)

264 ...mostly because Obama could really, really have used the reminder before now. (Somehow, I think Mitt already has people doing it. It's called 'fellow Republicans'...and it's doing him a bigger favor than most folks think...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at October 04, 2012 05:42 AM (GBXon)

265 If Moochele's face was green she'd look like the Grinch who stole Christmas. Spitting image.

Posted by: Speller at October 04, 2012 05:43 AM (J74Py)

266

"Green energy subsidy 50 x greater than oil, and I'd scrap deduction when rates come down"

That was a thing. A debate can make one guy look like the truth-teller and all around reasonable man. When Romney capped it with "you've only picked losers" and named all the failed solar companies you could sort of hear Obama hitting the canvas.

Posted by: Beagle at October 04, 2012 05:43 AM (sOtz/)

267 Anyone been over to Kos to see how the kool aid drinkers are taking this?

Up the Ass?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 04, 2012 08:57 AM (wR+pz)

No surprise they've been butt-chugging the Obama kool-aid.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2012 05:44 AM (v+QvA)

268

@265

"One thing I haven't seen anyone mention yet is the applause ban. Whoever negotiated that did Romney a tremendous favor because Obama needs it much more than Mitt."

That was one striking thing last night, it was a real debate. Not trading stump speeches to get applause. Kudos to the crowd for allowing a real debate to happen. I told my wife last night that I didn't recall any crowd being that quiet.

Yay peaceful mature thoughtful democracy!

Posted by: Beagle at October 04, 2012 05:47 AM (sOtz/)

269 That Romney guy, he punches about his weight....

Posted by: Choomer in Chief at October 04, 2012 05:48 AM (Jls4P)

270 She reminds me of Aunt Esther. Waiting for Romney to say "Why can't I call you deer? You look like Bambi's father!" Followed by her yelling to BO "You big dummy!" Finally Obama looking up and faking a heartache says "This is the big one Ted Kennedy, I'm coming up to join ya!"

Posted by: blindgoose at October 04, 2012 05:49 AM (a6qEC)

271 DOWN GOES CHOOMER.... DOWN GOES CHOOMER.... DOWN GOES CHOOMER!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Howard Cosell at October 04, 2012 05:49 AM (Jls4P)

272 To be fair, at least Mooch was wearing an appropriate dress.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 04, 2012 05:50 AM (vDl/w)

273 ...or "outfit" I should say.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 04, 2012 05:51 AM (vDl/w)

274 Obama: Tina Turner
Romney: Ike

Obama - 1940 French Army
Romney - 1940 Germany Army

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at October 04, 2012 05:58 AM (Jls4P)

275

Re: #251 "Obama kept thinking ... be the ball
Romney kept thinking ... be the bat"

Add to that Romney being the BALLS!

Posted by: jb at October 04, 2012 05:58 AM (iSnaV)

276

Obama: Bambi

Romney: Godzilla

Posted by: Honda at October 04, 2012 06:02 AM (+lPVc)

277

Ec at 137 wins. And is disgusting.

137Obama: 13 year old girl
Romney: Roman Polanski
Posted by: EC at October 04, 2012 08:42 AM (GQ8sn)

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at October 04, 2012 06:12 AM (MNWe/)

278 273 Yea because if there's one thing True Conservatives and other concerned types haven't told Romney and his supporters enough over the last few years its that they are nothing but weak RINOs. Fuck that. Going to enjoy the hell out this.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2012 06:16 AM (eDr4W)

279 Moo-chelle is standing bowlegged in that picture because she wore her strap-on to the debate, probably should have left it on Air Force one.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 04, 2012 06:16 AM (6BgmB)

280 October 3rd. Obama: Ralph Branca. Romney: Bobby Thomson.

Posted by: BuddyPC at October 04, 2012 06:30 AM (JjjnQ)

281

If Moochele's face was green she'd look like the Grinch who stole Christmas. Spitting image.

Speller, you are right! I am so stealing that

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at October 04, 2012 06:49 AM (R8hU8)

282

" They're going to start hammering Mitt on this "details..."

Details, as in part of a plan? A plan, like say, oh, a federal budget? A federal budget, something we haven't seen in four years?

"specifically the end of his closing remarks you'll hear the dog whistle, "And everybody's getting a fair share..."
The look in his eyes when he realized his error was clear he knew right away that it was a slip up."

Exactly right, saw and heard that too. Can't be giving the marxist game away until after the elections...tsk, tsk, jeffy.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at October 04, 2012 06:55 AM (18VcZ)

283 Mama looks grim.

Posted by: Marie at October 04, 2012 07:01 AM (P9OJs)

284 If a picture is worth a thousand words, that one is a worth a million. Wow.

Posted by: virginia lake at October 04, 2012 07:36 AM (DiW+f)

285 @97: Just sleep on your side and use it as a kickstand.

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at October 04, 2012 08:48 AM (izA2D)

286 The photo of Mooch and Barry:

"Borrowed....Spent...and...Wasted"
Paul Ryan at RNC (and I immediately thought of Barry when he said these words).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, unbanned, ready to get this done at October 04, 2012 11:12 AM (baL2B)

287 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2012 12:33 PM (6o4Fb)

288 "I know I already posted that second picture, but the contrast is so keen."

He probably slept on the couch last night.

After giving that more thought, in his case that probably wouldn't qualify as punishment...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 04, 2012 12:43 PM (vd7A8)

289

Notice the LOOK that moochchelli gives Mit. If looks could kill, Mit would be DEAD NOW.

KILL the White Boy, KILL the White Boy, Kill the White Boy, Kill him NOW. This is the bubble above moochchelli head.

Just like in the cartoon of Bugs and Elmer.

Posted by: Heltau at October 04, 2012 05:08 PM (Tp2Qu)

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