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April 18, 2012

Previously Unknown Piece Of Obama Educational History Found
— LauraW

Funny how this information starts to snowball at odd times.

So much of Obama's personal history has been expunged, it's hard to know where to place this in the timeline.

Below the fold, for what it's worth, documentation showing precisely how a young Barack Obama failed out of a (hitherto publicly unknown) prospective career in medicine, along with supporting commentary from one of his former classmates. It's kind of a long .pdf and a little dry, so you might want to block out some time.

Yeahhhh, just kidding, punks.

This has been yet another brilliantly executed SluShop™ from Slublog Industries, Inc.

Posted by: LauraW at 03:55 PM | Comments (166)
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1 *shakes fist* darn you and your hump!

Posted by: the Butcher at April 18, 2012 04:13 PM (8g9qq)

2 Love you LauraW. Welcome back! O'Bammy failed at something? Goes against everything i know about him!

Posted by: Killjoy at April 18, 2012 04:14 PM (Vcu9j)

3 Let's speculate as to what's *really* being hidden in those missing school documents of Obama's. Sources of funding? Immigration status (possibly false to gain funding)? Terrible grades? Little real academic work?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 18, 2012 04:14 PM (bxiXv)

4 LOL...seriously funny.

Posted by: Bosk at April 18, 2012 04:15 PM (n2K+4)

Brisket

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2012 04:15 PM (cupv8)

6 LOL! Excellent!

Posted by: ErikW at April 18, 2012 04:15 PM (Vt9rL)

7 Fuckin' awesome.

I need a little pic of that to stick on my lib sister's bumper between her Obama/Biden sticker and Dog is my Co-pilot sticker.

Srsly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 04:16 PM (UOM48)

8 This just in: Hotair comments still suck.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at April 18, 2012 04:17 PM (dptRY)

9 LOL - Good one!

Posted by: mama winger at April 18, 2012 04:17 PM (P6QsQ)

10 Hey, we love LauraW *and* her hump. Though the hump gets grumpy sometimes, and needs to be put under a thick blanket or something.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 18, 2012 04:17 PM (bxiXv)

11 Dear God I wish there was a way the JEF could see that; he'd be on the pipe in no time.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2012 04:18 PM (4atNB)

12 God *koff* damn *kof* you Slu, I can't laugh while I'm getting over the flu

Very funny, dude :^)

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 18, 2012 04:18 PM (QTHTd)

13 WIN

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 04:18 PM (ykSKg)

14 Oh so F*king sold on that one. Sh*t I bit that one hook, line, sinker, and the first three rings on the pole.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 18, 2012 04:19 PM (0q2P7)

15 Cuts of mutt

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 04:19 PM (ykSKg)

16 God, I'd love to sneak over to my Humane Society and stick that picture on the front door.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 04:19 PM (UOM48)

17 Hahahaha!!!! Pwned.

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 04:19 PM (R15UB)

18 Poor doggie. At least the libs can't eat their soul, as well.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 04:20 PM (NVu2l)

19 There must be an administrative ban on mentioning this on FOX news. Gutfeld alluded to it once on The Five, wondering aloud how Bo was doing lately and if anyone had seen him. Everyone but Beckle cracked up laughing.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 18, 2012 04:20 PM (UpwlP)

20 From the comments on jakeman's Hitler video:

"Mutt and JEF"

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 04:20 PM (ykSKg)

21 Something tells me this dogeater shit is going to be sticking to Baraka's shoes for awhile.

Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2012 04:20 PM (HFycL)

22
I was just kilt by dog eating marauders, then I got disappeared.

Posted by: sTevo at April 18, 2012 04:20 PM (VMcEw)

23 Now I'm hungry.

Maybe it was the run, but not sure now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 18, 2012 04:20 PM (Why44)

24 Dog jokes are nice.

I'm pretty good, too.

Posted by: Flyers vs Penguins (Game 4) at April 18, 2012 04:20 PM (aVL9y)

Shih Tzu on the Shingle

Posted by: buzzion at April 18, 2012 04:21 PM (GULKT)

26 Not funny. I denounce all you speciesists. I say good day, sir! I say good day.

Posted by: Fido at April 18, 2012 04:21 PM (VxqUc)

27 This dog looks way to old, and so does the dog on the chart.

Posted by: Rod at April 18, 2012 04:21 PM (ORbz7)

28 Well played

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 18, 2012 04:21 PM (4eAmC)

29 Dr. VooDoo Little.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 18, 2012 04:21 PM (Vcu9j)

30 21 Something tells me this dogeater shit is going to be sticking to Baraka's shoes for awhile.

Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2012 08:20 PM (HFycL9)

I heard someone play Barky (heh) reading the audio version of that story on the radio today.

GOLDEN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 04:21 PM (UOM48)

31 That's fuckn funny!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at April 18, 2012 04:21 PM (GRvW4)

32 There must be an administrative ban on mentioning this on FOX news.

I'm sure that shitstain Ailes would worry about Shemp throwing a hissy fit and quitting, which would be the best thing to happen to that fucking clown car network.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2012 04:22 PM (4atNB)

33 "Dogs, sir? Oh, not just now. I do enjoy a good dog once in a while, sir. You can have yourself a three-course meal from one dog. Start with your canine crudites, go to your Fido flambe for main course and for dessert, a Pekingese parfait. And you can pick your teeth with a little paw."

Posted by: Name That Movie at April 18, 2012 04:22 PM (azHfB)

I. Cannot. Breathe. Now. I'm laughing, no sound comes out. Just tears.

hahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 18, 2012 04:22 PM (PjVdx)

35 This is the story that keeps on giving.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 04:23 PM (Gk3SS)

36 Can't wait for the Sarah McLaughlin ad for 0bama's doggeh.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 04:23 PM (ykSKg)

37 Soetoro is a stuttering, dog-eating clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Hayabusa at April 18, 2012 04:23 PM (B+qrE)

38
I think I now understand why they have the dog show on Thanksgiving.

Posted by: sTevo at April 18, 2012 04:23 PM (VMcEw)

39 is this like being rolled by fido?

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 04:23 PM (TomZ9)

40 So much awesomeness!!!

Posted by: no good deed at April 18, 2012 04:24 PM (mjR67)

41 I'm sure that shitstain Ailes would worry about Shemp throwing a hissy fit and quitting, which would be the best thing to happen to that fucking clown car network.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2012 08:22 PM (4atNB)

--hasn't Ailes been dead for years?

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 04:24 PM (ykSKg)

42 I don't think the dog jokes will ever get unfunny.

Posted by: KennyM at April 18, 2012 04:24 PM (veH1G)

43 12 Dear God I wish there was a way the JEF could see that; he'd be on the pipe in no time. Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2012 08:18 PM (4atNB) It's after 7:30, he's been on the pipe for hours.

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 18, 2012 04:24 PM (I/cLr)

44 I fucking hate O'Reilly. My God, who's side is he on with the military?

Signing off for now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 04:25 PM (UOM48)

45 This stupid site keeps getting betterer and betterer. Or more of it too. Excellent work

Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 18, 2012 04:25 PM (Vg4Vv)

46 I think it is National Moron Day at Ace's Headquarters.

Posted by: Lolo ate my poodle at April 18, 2012 04:25 PM (baL2B)

47 Bitch about the dog-eating all you want, but it's a nice respite for some of us.

Posted by: That Chicken at April 18, 2012 04:26 PM (ykSKg)

Brisket

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2012 08:15 PM (cupv

I see no tenderloin on the diagram. The elitest bastard is clearly keeping it for himself.

Posted by: ErikW at April 18, 2012 04:26 PM (Vt9rL)

49 Cut jepos some slack. What American didn't eat dog as a kid?

Posted by: real joe at April 18, 2012 04:26 PM (w7Lv+)

Totally OT, but I ordered a kindle Fire three days ago. I got it today, and it said, "Hello (my real name).

Amazon has its shit together.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 04:26 PM (NVu2l)

51 Rut-roh!

Posted by: Scooby Doo at April 18, 2012 04:27 PM (ykSKg)

52 Wasn't someone mentioning either a real or fantasy website called Cats for Obama. Hilarious. If it's not a real twitter site, it should be.

Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2012 04:27 PM (HFycL)

53 OT, but Yahoo!'s headlines tell us all that the GSA scandal is no biggie. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2012 04:28 PM (1jtwO)

54
New 2012 campaign poster.
http://tinyurl.com/d8krrl6

Posted by: YIKES! at April 18, 2012 04:28 PM (eXigD)

55 hasn't Ailes been dead for years?

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 08:24 PM (ykSKg)

Is that an inside joke I'm not privy to or am I supposed to say "Only from the neck up"? He is still among the living

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2012 04:28 PM (4atNB)

56 We laugh, but poor Bo is wondering what Obama did with his balls.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 18, 2012 04:28 PM (niZvt)

57 Ok, back to lurk mode/sleep mode. Had to take that on-the-down-low sock off before bed though. Don't wanna get a rash.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 18, 2012 04:29 PM (I/cLr)

58

You do realize that Obama & company are much more "international" and "cultured" versus we bitter religious clinging, gun slinging racists.

THIS is how he will divide us on the eat-saksang issue.

Posted by: [flyover state] vs Divider in Chief at April 18, 2012 04:29 PM (HOOye)

59 For the final Perfessor Obama asked the students to spatchcock their very own dog.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 18, 2012 04:30 PM (Ck8hC)

60 Eat Mor Chikn

Posted by: Bo at April 18, 2012 04:30 PM (Vcu9j)

61 Logprof I had that same thought!!!!! The sad dog got ate commercial would be funny

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 18, 2012 04:30 PM (4eAmC)

62
President Obama is accurately detailing the anatomical makeup of the dangerous Australian dingo to a class of ill informed and uneducated conservatives.

Posted by: Joe "Jerkwad" Biden at April 18, 2012 04:31 PM (TkGkA)

63 Philly/Penguins game is crazy.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 18, 2012 04:31 PM (oLjGb)

64 I'd roll over and play dead, but I fear that just might accelerate my demise..

Posted by: Bo at April 18, 2012 04:32 PM (Vcu9j)

65 The funniest thing about this is that believe it or not this might actually end up having an effect on the election. Ok, the politically active have already made up their minds one way or the other. The only variables here are turnout, and the mush headed wool brain "independents" who vote primarily on 30 second sound bites and bumper stickers. This might actually have an effect on them in a way that no logical, well reasoned argument could. Bizarre, but true.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 18, 2012 04:32 PM (R5yLq)

66 If we have Bo for dinner tonight, would that be considered "veal"?

Posted by: Barry, Son of Lolo at April 18, 2012 04:32 PM (veH1G)

67 Brilliant!!! Now get me a sammich.

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 04:32 PM (OhYCU)

68 I laughed out loud.

Posted by: toby928© aims to be Funktionshäftling at April 18, 2012 04:32 PM (NG097)

69 OMG I WHOOPPPED OUT LOUD! #darndarndarnyou

Posted by: nlynch at April 18, 2012 04:33 PM (NFChR)

70 Let me rub your hump, mistress.

Posted by: toby928© aims to be Funktionshäftling at April 18, 2012 04:33 PM (NG097)

71
I'm on guard after what happened to Socks and Buddy.

Posted by: Bo Obama, Faithful Companion to Baraka at April 18, 2012 04:33 PM (TkGkA)

72 I'm actually looking forward to the first "Obama ate a dog" campaign commercial.

Posted by: KennyM at April 18, 2012 04:33 PM (veH1G)

73 movie: Dead Poet's Society

Posted by: biblio at April 18, 2012 04:34 PM (NgJPj)

74 " Brilliant!!! Now get me a sammich." Of course milady. I'm assuming you want that on the french poodle bread made with collie flour?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 18, 2012 04:34 PM (R5yLq)

75 The funniest thing about this is that believe it or not this might actually end up having an effect on the election.

Of course it will. Obama is dead meat now (politically speaking).

Women voters are going to think he's creepy, and they will not want to go to work on Wednesday and say they voted for a dog-eater.

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 04:35 PM (OhYCU)

76
65 Philly/Penguins game is crazy.

-----------

A penguin bit Newt's finger at the St. Louis Zoo last Friday:

"While at the zoo on Friday - before his address to the National Rifle Association convention - the Republican candidate was nipped by a Magellanic penguin, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported yesterday."

""A band-aid took care of the injury.""

heh

Posted by: [flyover state] vs Divider in Chief at April 18, 2012 04:35 PM (HOOye)

77 "Of course it will. Obama is dead meat now (politically speaking)." I truly hope your right. Just wish we had someone other than Captain Bland running - but I guess i'll take what I can get at this point.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 18, 2012 04:36 PM (R5yLq)

Dog Diagramming....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 18, 2012 04:37 PM (0xqzf)

79 I think the effect this has on the election is just pulling the rug out from under the "mean Romney" meme. Effectively, and permanently. Anyone who ever brings it up again gets "Anybody up for a hot dog?" as a response, and it's *over*. Also setting the tone, if Romney's team can keep it up, of rapid response to the constant barrage of press-Dem pathetic crap attacks. If they have a team that's quick-witted (or reads AoSHQ looking for our responses...

), they can defuse them all in short order. That, my friends, is a path to victory. Because it's not like the Dems can run on the economy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 18, 2012 04:37 PM (bxiXv)

80 I'm actually looking forward to the first "Obama ate a dog" campaign commercial.

Posted by: KennyM at April 18, 2012 08:33 PM (veH1G)

--------------------------------------------

The commercial opens with Baraka sitting, smacking his lips in front of a large platter full of assorted bones and a bloody dog collar..........

Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2012 04:37 PM (HFycL)

81 "Dog Diagramming...." Well, it is the only practical course at Harvard, so you got to give him props for that I guess. Plus, look ma, no teleprompter!

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 18, 2012 04:38 PM (R5yLq)

82 57 hasn't Ailes been dead for years?

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 08:24 PM (ykSKg)

Is that an inside joke I'm not privy to or am I supposed to say "Only from the neck up"? He is still among the living

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2012 08:28 PM (4atNB)

--You know what? It's Lee Atwater who passed away. That's who I was thinking of.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 04:38 PM (ykSKg)

83 Ace, you really need to set these things up so I can share them on Facebook easily. They are just too good not to share with my lefty friends.

Posted by: MrShad at April 18, 2012 04:39 PM (F0rvG)

84 Mitt's dog = Stuck on the roof of his car

SCOAMF's dog = Stuck on the roof of his mouth

Posted by: the choice is clear at April 18, 2012 04:39 PM (aVL9y)

85
These doggy jokes are disgusting and reprehensible behavior by conservatives who hate dogs, blonds, and big tits.

Posted by: Meggy McCain at April 18, 2012 04:41 PM (TkGkA)

86 @86, Tweet it!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 18, 2012 04:41 PM (SsG4J)

87 Here doggie, doggie, here doggie! Here Bo! Where did that dog go???

Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 18, 2012 04:41 PM (P9OJs)

88 You gonna eat that wiener dog?

Posted by: Lolo Soetero at April 18, 2012 04:42 PM (ykSKg)

89 You know what? It's Lee Atwater who passed away. That's who I was thinking of.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 08:38 PM (ykSKg)

Aaaaah, you won't catch me saying anything bad about him.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2012 04:42 PM (4atNB)

90 Look Folks, those other people don't even understand simple things like how to filet a dog, What do they know about anything of being poor.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 04:42 PM (TomZ9)

91 Isn't this yet another man bites dog story?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2012 04:43 PM (3Zo6I)

92 The moron horde - raw dog at a Motorhead concert
Barack Obama - raw dog at an Indonesian corner shop

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 18, 2012 04:44 PM (QTHTd)

93 The stupid "dog on the car roof" story was one of my many misgivings about a Romney candidacy. Let's face it, Americans love dogs and there are plenty of dog loving voters in the mushy middle for whom I'd figured this could be an effective meme.

I'd say that one's been effectively neutralized now.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 18, 2012 04:44 PM (KI/Ch)

94 Punk'd by LauraW!

Posted by: Mitt Better Pander a Little to the Base. at April 18, 2012 04:44 PM (CP+yl)

95 seamus, on the top of the car singing, c'mon and take a free ride, free ride...

fido, why are you carrying a fork ?

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 04:45 PM (TomZ9)

96 My dear morons,

I am bored with the "Obama ate (or continues to eat) dog" meme.

"I'm so bored, I could die", as I fall out of a high rise window.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 18, 2012 04:45 PM (O3R/2)

97 How much is that doggie in the window (arf, arf) The one with the waggley lean meat How much is that doggie in the window (arf, arf) I do hope that doggie's safe to eat!

Posted by: Obama at April 18, 2012 04:45 PM (h/3sQ)

98 I beg snacks so mommy and daddy don't see my ribs. No sense giving them any ideas. Also, Chris Rock raped me in the Lincoln bedroom.

Posted by: Bo at April 18, 2012 04:46 PM (Vcu9j)

Hey Barry

If i order the German Shepards Pie and can't finish it, can i take home the leftovers in a doggie bag?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2012 04:46 PM (3Zo6I)

100 95 The stupid "dog on the car roof" story was one of my many misgivings about a Romney candidacy. Let's face it, Americans love dogs and there are plenty of dog loving voters in the mushy middle for whom I'd figured this could be an effective meme.

I'd say that one's been effectively neutralized now.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 18, 2012 08:44 PM (KI/Ch)

--The lame apologies for Baraka on Youtube ("Waaaa! He was a kid!" or "Lots of other countries do it!") are fun to read. It's just too bad the birthers ruin the fun with their stupidity instead of running with the dogeater jokes.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 04:47 PM (ykSKg)

101 btw, in the history of "Sex and the City", that scene was the funniest.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 18, 2012 04:47 PM (O3R/2)

102
Before I go to bed, the fact that the conservatives have splattered the Dems - and switched the narrative to Obama (with humor, no less), resulted in a resurrection of the attacks on Breitbart.

Even though he as passed away. (rest his soul)

They've got nothin'. They are scared. The sleeping giant has finally woken up. Keep pressing.

Now, go here http://tinyurl.com/qhpzyl and laugh.
(Top 100 funniest one-liners on the internetz... but, imho, wz has the top 100 every day, 7-days a week - so this is just filler)

Sweet dreams.

Posted by: Doc Martin on Netflix is my Sleeping Pill at April 18, 2012 04:47 PM (HOOye)

103 It's just too bad the birthers ruin the fun with their stupidity instead of running with the dogeater jokes.

Why do you hate Kenyans?

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 04:48 PM (OhYCU)

104 Yeah, he's an All American Precedent, can't even reach the plate in his mom jeans, but he'd put a salted dog on one.

Posted by: ontherocks at April 18, 2012 04:49 PM (aZ6ew)

105 The apologists for Barky the kid eating a dog have never tried to get a kid to eat veggies they don't like. Which reminds me, didn't he tell us to eat our peas? Or was that FLOTUS?

Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 04:50 PM (joSBv)

106 Whoa-oh here he comes,
Watch out Bo,
He'll chew you up.
Whoa-oh here he comes,
He's a dog eater.

Posted by: SCOAMF theme song at April 18, 2012 04:52 PM (aVL9y)

107

This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
I'm curious for you, caught my attention.

[Chorus:]
I ate a dog and I liked it,
the taste of her canine drumstick.
I ate a dog just to try it,
I hope my voters don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I ate a dog and I liked it (I liked it).

No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter.
You're my experimental game, just human nature.
It's not what good girls do, not how they should behave.
My head gets so confused, hard to obey.

[Chorus]

Us dogs we are so magical,
Soft fur, long tails, so scratchable.
Hard to resist, so touchable.
Too good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent.

[Chorus]

Posted by: Katy Obama at April 18, 2012 04:54 PM (3Zo6I)

108 how a young Barack Obama failed out of a (hitherto publicly unknown) prospective career in medicine

The cooking lecture contributed, but what really got Barky was the whole heart "beats AND minutes rates". Barky just always came up with really "different" numbers than everyone else ... "unprecedented sorts of heart rates," one could say ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2012 04:54 PM (X3lox)

109 "They talk about me like I'm a dog".-- B.O. Interesting.....in retrospect.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 18, 2012 04:54 PM (MJxdg)

110 Well, if the Romney campaign is listening, here's a freebie. First debate with Barky, wait till the press asks some off the wall BS question that is completely slanted. You won't have to wait long. Then look at the moderator and tell him how ridiculous his question is on it's face. "You might as well ask me if I've ever eaten a dog. " The turn to Obama and say, "Oh and by the way Mr. President, that is not what we mean here in America when we say puppy chow"

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 18, 2012 04:56 PM (R5yLq)

111 WE are NOT amused....

Posted by: PETA at April 18, 2012 04:56 PM (lZBBB)

112 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2012 04:56 PM (7W3wI)

113

Which reminds me, didn't he tell us to eat our peas?

---

After cleaning up the tape, it sounds like "to eat our pekinese "

Posted by: Audia expert at April 18, 2012 04:56 PM (3Zo6I)

114 The usual, Mr. President?

One Salty Dog, coming up!

Posted by: Bartender at April 18, 2012 04:57 PM (ykSKg)

115

Hey mash up the Obama "they talk about me like I'm a dog" video with some lovely dog videos and recipes - yum!!

Posted by: Boots at April 18, 2012 04:57 PM (neKzn)

116 108 Whoa-oh here he comes,
Watch out Bo,
He'll chew you up.
Whoa-oh here he comes,
He's a dog eater.

Posted by: SCOAMF theme song at April 18, 2012 08:52 PM (aVL9y)

Posted by: Bartender at April 18, 2012 04:58 PM (ykSKg)

117 "You ate Lassie. You bastard!"

Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2012 04:58 PM (o+SC1)

118 Barky drooled through the entirety of Red Dawn.

"mmmm ... wolverine ... I can't conentrate ... gnum gnum gnum ...."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2012 04:59 PM (X3lox)

119 Obama "they talk about me like I'm a dog"
What was amazing about this is how He came out of the gate swinging at middle america ,conservatives etc, but expected to be treated with love after that?

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 05:00 PM (TomZ9)

120 Reading the ABC story linked on the front page of drudge about the SS agents, they try and assert that what they did was not illegal "per se" so I decided to google it, and it seems that it is covered under Extraterritorial Application of

American Criminal Law

Posted by: Jimmah at April 18, 2012 05:00 PM (UpwlP)

121 What i learned is that it doesn't go down well and you feel a bit sick the next day, nothing works better than a bit o the hair of the dog.

Posted by: Bary at April 18, 2012 05:01 PM (3Zo6I)

122 bo, talking to the neighbor dog," i dunno, the house and yard are really cool, the kids are cute, but Obama , well He looks at me funny, kinda scares me"

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 05:02 PM (TomZ9)

123 Everybody get your neck to crack around
All you crazy doggehz come on jump around
I wanna see you all on your haunches
You either wanna be in me or be me
Come on now

Dogeater, make you bark hard, make you bite hard
Make you want to dig a hole
He's a dogeater, make you run far, make you chew cards
Make you fall real hard in trash

He's a dogeater, make you bark hard, make you bite hard
Make you want to dig a hole
He's a dogeater, make you run far, make you chew cards
Make you fall real hard in trash
Wish you never ever met him at all

Posted by: Nelly Furtado at April 18, 2012 05:03 PM (ykSKg)

124 @108

Hall & Oates and Dog-eating. FTW.

I'm still laughing.

And the OP was brilliant, btw.

Posted by: grognard at April 18, 2012 05:03 PM (J9SW6)

125 Every taxpayer-funded flight I take may be my last. I can't live like this. If daddy even hints going to Haiti I'm out of here!

Posted by: Bo at April 18, 2012 05:06 PM (Vcu9j)

126 Fuck me! Obama shows up at another COMMUNITY COLLEGE in Ohio?! Talk to ADULTS you asshole!!!!

Posted by: Killjoy at April 18, 2012 05:07 PM (Vcu9j)

127 One of the funniest fucking threads Evah on AOS!

Posted by: Learflyer at April 18, 2012 05:08 PM (h6sNb)

128 Hey, Bush did it first, so it's OK

Posted by: GregInSeattle at April 18, 2012 05:08 PM (B5cM9)

129

128 Every taxpayer-funded flight I take may be my last.

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WORD

Posted by: Leon Panetta at April 18, 2012 05:08 PM (3Zo6I)

130 19 Poor doggie. At least the libs can't eat their soul, as well. Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 08:20 PM (NVu2l) Are you kidding - that is what the end result of liberalism/progressivism/marxism is. (e.g. Detroit, Compton, New Orleans, etc., etc., etc.)

Posted by: RomneyBot since 2007 at April 18, 2012 05:09 PM (BB0/w)

131 Every taxpayer-funded flight I take may be my last.

Double Werd.

Posted by: Ron Brown at April 18, 2012 05:10 PM (NG097)

132 Triple Word!

Posted by: Paul Wellstone at April 18, 2012 05:13 PM (Vcu9j)

133 I am happy to announce here the official leftist definition of this issue: It's a God-eat-dog world. HAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 18, 2012 05:15 PM (Dd+yB)

134 TOP TEN OBAMA POLICY PROPOSALS AND/OR DINNER ENTREE'S

10. the Heathcare Reform Act
9. Schnauzer with andouille sausage and rice
8. Wall St. securities and finance regulation
7. Scooby Snacks (not the dog treat, bite-sized pieces of Scooby, fried, then lightly glazed.)
6. (tie) Gun control regulation / Beagle in a Bordelaise reduction
5. develop infrastructure that's sustainable
4. develop a dog that tastes like Kobe beef
3. Great Dane, cornbread dressing and apple pie! (Thanksgiving only)
2. Taxing and Spending
1. Defanging and deglazing

Posted by: LexisTexas at April 18, 2012 05:16 PM (Cn396)

135 My favorite album ... I'd have to say it's the classic,

InADoggehGotEatYa

Posted by: King Barry at April 18, 2012 05:19 PM (X3lox)

136 Hannity's talking about dogs, and the people who eat them.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 18, 2012 05:21 PM (MJxdg)

137 Baracka quiero Taco Pero.

Posted by: nikkolai at April 18, 2012 05:26 PM (pmDdf)

138 Let me be the one to blow the bunker. No, really.

Posted by: Blondi at April 18, 2012 05:27 PM (KWdVT)

139 Muttun, Honey

Posted by: Say What? at April 18, 2012 05:28 PM (b7L99)

140 I'll have the bitch and chips. To go.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 18, 2012 05:29 PM (YrBvI)

141 Laura, you are a baracktease.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 18, 2012 05:31 PM (6ZvY0)

142 "They talk about me like I'm a dog".-- B.O.

Interesting.....in retrospect.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 18, 2012 08:54 PM (MJxdg)

You are what you eat!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 05:33 PM (i3+c5)

143 Heh, the Ricochet podcast this week is called "Dog Eat Dog" --should be a good one.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 05:35 PM (ykSKg)

144 After cleaning up the tape, it sounds like "to eat our pekinese "

My sides hurt

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 05:36 PM (OhYCU)

145 "R" we done?

This stupidity has dried up.

"Rots of Ruck" - Astro

Posted by: Jimbo at April 18, 2012 05:38 PM (O3R/2)

146 hee hee heehee
Miss you guys too.
Funny thread!

Posted by: lauraw at April 18, 2012 05:39 PM (DbybK)

147

Can't wait for Jay Leno to tee off on this and mainstream it. His comedy writers can take the week off, and just refer Leno to AoS and Twitter.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 05:43 PM (QA6Vm)

148 Holding up one finger for you !! Guess which One !!!

Posted by: DW Pepper at April 18, 2012 05:44 PM (bRUjH)

149

I heard Obama's favorite movie growing up was 101 Dalmations.

Posted by: Sean P at April 18, 2012 05:44 PM (M3QBc)

150 Bye, bye, OBummer, thanks to Charlie Pride:

Well, I came on with more lies last night
Maybe it was this mornin'
I had my alibi down pat
I was gonna be charmin'
But the truth was all true, I was caught blindside
With a lie that no longer fit
There was a note on the door that said
'Adios, sayonara, goodbye, this is it'.

I don't think they're in love anymore
They're hangin' up their telephones and lockin' their doors
I don't think they want to hear any more of my lyin'
I don't think they're in love anymore
They're not buyin' my lies like before
The only thing they want out of me now is goodbye.

So I went down to CNN
Almost down to cryin'
All ready to spill the truth
I see they saw thru all of my lyin'
Well, I was all ready to beg and plead
And to turn over a brand new lie
But the second they heard it was me on the line
I heard click, they hung up on me.

I don't think they're in love anymore
They're hangin' up their telephones and lockin' their doors
I don't think they want to hear any more of my lyin'
I don't think they're in love anymore
They're not buyin' my lies like before
The only thing they want out of me now is goodbye.

I don't think they're in love anymore
They're hangin' up their telephones and lockin' their doors
I don't think they want to hear any more of my, oh yeah, yeah
I don't think they're in love anymore
They're not buyin' my lies like before
The only thing they want out of me now is goodbye...

Posted by: JustMe at April 18, 2012 05:45 PM (Rs9j+)

151 How did anyone miss the dog eating in 2008? I am surprised Hillary didn't bring this out.This little tidbit should have made Carville drool.

Posted by: long island at April 18, 2012 05:51 PM (kzp9t)

152 Now you know why I avoid the White House. Even if MO puts peanut butter in her scamper, old Toby knows what will happen if he puts his old snoot there, that's right, Toby takes the turkey's place at thanksgiving.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at April 18, 2012 05:54 PM (1grxW)

153 Didn't Lolo say that by eating the dog that Barky would get the dogs powers?

If so, that must be where he got the love of putting his nose in men's crotches.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 18, 2012 05:56 PM (1grxW)

154 Toby, Obama wants to put the peanut butter on you.

Posted by: buzzion at April 18, 2012 06:14 PM (GULKT)

155 President Obama went into a Chinese Restaurant and asked, do you serve Mutts?" The confused owner replied, "we serve anybody." Obama left hungry and sad.

Posted by: bskb at April 18, 2012 06:31 PM (HEatA)

156 I've eaten whale. I'll give the President a pass if they'll lay the f@#$ off Seamus.

Posted by: mcg at April 18, 2012 06:46 PM (YCfVb)

157 Much like Weiner inviting us to view his Weinergate, Obama offered this up on a silver platter. With barbeque sauce.

Posted by: elliot m at April 18, 2012 06:52 PM (zPich)

158 Ha! Made me look! (and laugh--thank you)

Posted by: barbarausa at April 18, 2012 07:43 PM (t0Sb9)

159 Dogone??!!

Posted by: infidelicious at April 18, 2012 07:57 PM (VmEIG)

160

Romney's dog lived to be 15. Not bad for a large dog.

Obama's not so much.

Posted by: N0b0z0 at April 18, 2012 08:31 PM (rsOPT)

161 >>>I heard someone play Barky (heh) reading the audio version of that story on the radio today. GOLDEN. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 08:21 PM (UOM4

So, someone was able to 'retrieve' it? I know. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Bill H at April 18, 2012 08:40 PM (3sZO1)

162 >>>Isn't this yet another man bites dog story? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2012 08:43 PM (3Zo6I) mmmmmmm.... I think it's a little more like a little of the hair of the dog he bit.

Posted by: Bill H at April 18, 2012 08:45 PM (3sZO1)

163 How much is that doggie in the window? The one with the waggeley tail? No, really, how much? I'm having a barbecue tonight.

Posted by: Bill H at April 18, 2012 08:51 PM (3sZO1)

164 While it's juvenile, I'd like to hear Romney say:

"This election isn't about which candidate ate dog, it's about jobs"

It's a handy, all purpose verbal shiv.

"This election isn't about Mormonism or about whether or not Obama's pastor said "God damn America", It's about jobs."
"It's not about whether Obama associated with terrorists, it's about jobs."
"The issue of the President releasing his college transcript is irrelevant; this election is about jobs"

The nice thing about it is that Obama can't use this tactic without drawing attention to the bad job numbers. He actually wants the election to be about _anything but_ jobs.

Posted by: ZBBM at April 18, 2012 10:13 PM (5skY4)

165 Can't I just eat my Woof-fle?

Posted by: Baraka at April 18, 2012 10:53 PM (VmEIG)

166 A question I will submit for the upcoming presidential debates...

Dear President Obama:

Did eating Lassie make you gassy?

Posted by: Buttclapper at April 19, 2012 08:49 AM (Q63S1)

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