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June 19, 2012

Priorities
— CAC

Possibly NSFW, a second confirmed case of Scottwalkeritis.

Posted by: CAC at 02:22 PM | Comments (313)
Post contains 10 words, total size 1 kb.

1 ?

Posted by: Ed Anger Issues at June 19, 2012 02:23 PM (7+pP9)

Did you hear that Pa. might be in play, CAC?

...where were you on that one?

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2012 02:24 PM (pHN/i)

3 THE BALLS!

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 19, 2012 02:26 PM (I/Xad)

4 Oh, thank God for the link expansion pop-up.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 19, 2012 02:26 PM (bxiXv)

5 That would take a really really big pudding cup.....

Posted by: wheatie at June 19, 2012 02:26 PM (M2JTb)

6 Over here! Baby!

Posted by: Sandra F. at June 19, 2012 02:27 PM (N2yhW)

7 Can he use it as a hippity hop to travel around?

Posted by: taylork at June 19, 2012 02:28 PM (ppNDn)

8 Where does he put his other testicle?

Posted by: Dick Fucking Cheney at June 19, 2012 02:28 PM (I/Xad)

9 Portable fire hydrant.

Posted by: dogfish at June 19, 2012 02:29 PM (N2yhW)

10 Who here, doesn't wear hoodies as pants, but not because of the size of their scrotum?

Posted by: Stateless_Infidel at June 19, 2012 02:29 PM (8UijS)

11 Oh Hell NO!

Posted by: The Chicken at June 19, 2012 02:30 PM (N2yhW)

12 uh... what the hell.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 19, 2012 02:31 PM (DGIjM)

13 Damn, that's gotta hurt.

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2012 02:31 PM (YdQQY)

14 I just wanna cut it off!!!

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at June 19, 2012 02:32 PM (wAQA5)

15 Should have warned us on that one...

Posted by: state of emergency at June 19, 2012 02:32 PM (HOOye)

16 wouldn't the big balls make his unit look really really tiny, like miniscule. And he probably can't have sex. Let Andrea Mitchell teabag that. oops. New tone. Finding my chill.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 02:32 PM (Dnbau)

17 You Win.

Posted by: Dolly Pardon at June 19, 2012 02:32 PM (N2yhW)

18 He said it was a self-inflicted elephantiasis.

Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2012 02:32 PM (jm/9g)

19 ED GIBBON "English giant(s) of the Enlightenment"

Posted by: I have the President's back at June 19, 2012 02:33 PM (4eNxd)

20 It's all me, baby.

Posted by: Hugh G. Balsach at June 19, 2012 02:34 PM (wAQA5)

21 Yeh, I didn't even finish reading what that link is, let alone click on it.

>>Is it just me, or do they have Uncle Joe locked up somewhere? He hasn't said anything totally effing retarded in days.

I posted what his son said recently. He's a chip off the ol' block, it seems.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 19, 2012 02:34 PM (SUKHu)

22 I see a newer, better Sigur Ros video in the future.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 19, 2012 02:34 PM (Qxdfp)

23 NSFE (Not Safe For Earth) is more like it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 19, 2012 02:35 PM (I/Xad)

24 wheres toby when you need him?

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 02:35 PM (Dnbau)

25 This is why I come to AoSHQ.......the breaking news and 100lb. scrotums.

Posted by: Soona at June 19, 2012 02:35 PM (58frh)

26 You Win.
Posted by: Dolly Pardon

Agree.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 19, 2012 02:36 PM (N2yhW)

27 Ugh... this is probably the last thread til the ONT...

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 19, 2012 02:37 PM (DGIjM)

28 You sure that isn't an Ewok in there?

Posted by: Inquiring Minds at June 19, 2012 02:37 PM (N2yhW)

29
CAC, there was a line ---- waaaaaaaaaaaaay back there ---- and you stepped over it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 19, 2012 02:37 PM (0AClR)

30 That's just wrong.

Not the guy; CAC for putting this up as a separate post.

Shame on you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 19, 2012 02:38 PM (CP+yl)

31 I bet that would puff up really, really nice.

Posted by: Inflated Scrotum Protest Guy at June 19, 2012 02:38 PM (Lg3Dl)

Posted by: Soona at June 19, 2012 06:35 PM (58frh)

***

Come for the plaid maps, stay for the scrotii.

Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2012 02:38 PM (jm/9g)

33 >>Who here, doesn't wear hoodies as pants, but not because of the size of their scrotum?

Last I checked, I was scrotum-free.

Reminds me of this episode of Futurama, though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cyber_House_Rules

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 19, 2012 02:38 PM (ZKzrr)

34 If Obama had balls, they wouldn't be that big.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2012 02:38 PM (wAQA5)

35 Should matchup with Boehners' mangina.

Posted by: Waiting for a sign of life at June 19, 2012 02:39 PM (Iz6HE)

36 More appropos of a thread further down:

I got whacked by HP yesterday. Anybody need an IT Asset Management specialist?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at June 19, 2012 02:39 PM (GRvW4)

37 Hopefully Issa and the pubs will borrow those.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 02:39 PM (Dnbau)

38
Courtesy of Weasel Zippers: JoeyChooChoo in full-fledged piehole-flapping mode!!

http://tinyurl.com/cocfl5l

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 19, 2012 02:41 PM (0AClR)

39 Sorry to hear about that eastvalley. That sucks.

Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2012 02:41 PM (O/fK8)

40 So CAC; THAT'S A LOT OF BALLS.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 19, 2012 02:42 PM (CP+yl)

41 100 pounds of water is about 16 gallons. Now imagine a two-ball scrotum, each testicle the size of 8-gallon jugs. Now try walking with this package between your legs.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at June 19, 2012 02:42 PM (PH+2B)

42 I never hear Cheney, the dark lord, complaining about it.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 02:43 PM (Dnbau)

43 100lbs. of dynamite, and only a three inch fuse.

Posted by: Soona at June 19, 2012 02:44 PM (58frh)

44 So sorry eastvalleyphx.

Posted by: Y-not at June 19, 2012 02:44 PM (5H6zj)

Now imagine a two-ball scrotum, each testicle the size of 8-gallon jugs.

**Sigh**

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at June 19, 2012 02:44 PM (pHN/i)

46 His merkin is gonna cost a fortune.

Posted by: Wigs R Us at June 19, 2012 02:45 PM (N2yhW)

47 5 That would take a really really big pudding cup..... Uh, you mean a pudding jacuzzi to dip those bad boys in.

Posted by: Midaz at June 19, 2012 02:46 PM (O/RV5)

48 Oh we're sure we could find the penis. MMMMmmMMMM! Two snaps up!

Posted by: Mens on balls at June 19, 2012 02:47 PM (O/RV5)

49

Yay CAC! A non-poll thread!!!

Well, kind of ...

Posted by: imp at June 19, 2012 02:48 PM (UaxA0)

50 Okay. I've been shocked and then laughed. I guess I'll go back to the doom thread.

Posted by: Soona at June 19, 2012 02:48 PM (58frh)

51 Sorry eastvalley. Chin up.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 19, 2012 02:48 PM (jucos)

52 Oh, my!

Posted by: George Take at June 19, 2012 02:49 PM (Lg3Dl)

53 Photo shopped balls!!?? It seems that the only thing this blog covers anymore is fake news. Journalism is dead.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at June 19, 2012 02:49 PM (jHSR+)

54 This seems familiar....

http://cart.mn/x7iQOf

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 19, 2012 02:50 PM (piMMO)

55 You're just jealous.

Posted by: Hugh G. Balsach at June 19, 2012 02:51 PM (wAQA5)

56 This is all fine and well, but what does this have to do with lesbian pron?

Posted by: The Horde at June 19, 2012 02:53 PM (N2yhW)

57 27 Ugh... this is probably the last thread til the ONT... Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 19, 2012 06:37 PM (DGIjM) there's always chat, shrimps!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 19, 2012 02:54 PM (niZvt)

58 56 This is all fine and well, but what does this have to do with lesbian pron? Just wait. You know it's coming the next time the boss has a really succesful hobo hunt/thai tranny meet up.

Posted by: Midaz at June 19, 2012 02:55 PM (O/RV5)

59 58 56 This is all fine and well, but what does this have to do with lesbian pron? Well, we've got ourselves a thread to much on...

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 19, 2012 02:56 PM (niZvt)

60 Is he riding a pony?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2012 02:57 PM (d0Tfm)

61 Did someone say thread munching? Threads as in carpet threads? I am SOOOO there.

Posted by: Rosie at June 19, 2012 02:58 PM (O/RV5)

62 I'll show you priorities!

http://is.gd/QnluGS

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 19, 2012 02:58 PM (nEUpB)

63 Story at Fox. Issa gives Holder until tomorrow morning to come up with docs or he holds the contempt vote.

But keep in mind this is only the committee vote. Not the House floor vote which can if they want send him to jail.

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2012 02:59 PM (YdQQY)

64 Human trash. And then the same page has posts about John Edwards, and one about a withered Olsen twin, who has a new boyfriend twice her age, and the guy has a daughter the same size as her. I need a shower.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2012 02:59 PM (2pG7H)

65 Thanks for the eye and brain bleach, CBD.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2012 03:00 PM (d0Tfm)

66 @62: it's wonder that pose didn't dislocate her ass, charlie.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 19, 2012 03:01 PM (niZvt)

67 62 - Oddly rounded shape to her rump. Photoshopped, no doubt.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2012 03:01 PM (2pG7H)

68 @67: don't you think "dislocate her ass" is SO much more robust a way of putting it than "oddly rounded shape to her rump?"

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 19, 2012 03:04 PM (niZvt)

69 "Claire -- you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty... "How do you think he rides a bike? "Claire...would you ever consider dating a guy like this? I mean if he had a great personality and was a good dancer and had a cool car... Although you'd probably have to ride in the back seat, 'cause his nuts would ride shotgun."

Posted by: Alex at June 19, 2012 03:04 PM (/yzYn)

70 @vic God I hope Issa has the balls that the guy posted about does. Holder needs to be under the jail. Oh and hey, did you know that evidently it's ok for a black guy to curse a white guy and call him the n word? I didn't either but apparently it's true because it happened to me today. Weird huh? Thanks Obama, you have really healed the racial divisions in our country, brought us all together.

Posted by: Midaz at June 19, 2012 03:04 PM (O/RV5)

71 We were due for a puff piece.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 19, 2012 03:05 PM (u/RtQ)

72 Holder should have done his short presser after the Issa meeting, in whiteface, to make his point. Like, would those guys be after me if I was white?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at June 19, 2012 03:05 PM (PH+2B)

73 68 - I have a policy regarding "robust" language on the internet. I'm not a prude, mind you, but I figure I get my quota of "colorful vocabulary" in RL, I don't want to be flagged for overuse, so I try to come up with creative ways to say the same thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2012 03:07 PM (2pG7H)

74 72 Holder should have done his short presser after the Issa meeting, in whiteface, to make his point. Like, would those guys be after me if I was white? Ok, that there is teh funny.

Posted by: Midaz at June 19, 2012 03:07 PM (O/RV5)

75 I guess John Edwards went after Rielle so he could be the pretty one.

Posted by: nickless at June 19, 2012 03:09 PM (MMC8r)

76 Apparently, he hasn't heard about the Atlanta Genital Institute.

Posted by: Johnny Dangerously at June 19, 2012 03:09 PM (FzhYM)

77 And besides, GQ suffers from the same problem as Playboy. For some reason they don't seem to appreciate real feminine beauty, so they fake it to the point where someone as lovely as the aforementioned Ms. Upton isn't good enough for them, as is.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2012 03:09 PM (2pG7H)

78 Thanks guys.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at June 19, 2012 03:10 PM (GRvW4)

79 62 I'll show you priorities!

http://is.gd/QnluGS In a god way...I promise.

I did, in fact, see God. Especially #6.

Posted by: pep at June 19, 2012 03:12 PM (6TB1Z)

80 What's with kids these days? When I was young, we were perfectly satisfied with a 30 lb scrotum and a nice pair of zubaz.

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at June 19, 2012 03:12 PM (gkSHY)

81 Well, at least this is not a dick post.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2012 03:15 PM (k7N5n)

Well, at least this is not a dick post.

It is a dick post. It's just lost under all that scrotage.

Posted by: fluffy at June 19, 2012 03:16 PM (O6q63)

83 I am Scrotus!

Posted by: Scrotus at June 19, 2012 03:18 PM (Lg3Dl)

84 I had a 210 lb. scrotum. Then I divorced her.

Posted by: The Fradgan at June 19, 2012 03:19 PM (ex+u8)

85 Per Fox news clip of Romney's statement: ABC news rumor that Rubio is not being vetted for VP is entirely false

Posted by: Stormy Weather at June 19, 2012 03:19 PM (Lo7Ka)

EVPhx, that's bad news. Take a bit of time off and relax.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, then mix that with some Jack Daniels.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2012 03:19 PM (d0Tfm)

87 ABC news rumor that Rubio is not being vetted for VP is entirely false

That's only what they want you to think about what they think about what you think.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2012 03:20 PM (GdPnp)

88 I saw this guy play against the Globetrotters. He played for the Washington Genitals, as I recall. And that was the era of short shorts. (shudder)

Posted by: The Fradgan at June 19, 2012 03:21 PM (ex+u8)

89 Priorities are right. You missed the Kate Upton photos on the same page, homo.

Posted by: Redd at June 19, 2012 03:24 PM (z+WnZ)

90 OOooooooo.....SCROTEZILLA!!!

Posted by: Badly Dubbed Japanese Extra at June 19, 2012 03:24 PM (MMC8r)

91 MIAMI BEACH, Fla. Â– On the heels of the discovery of a 1991 publicity brochure stating Barack Obama was born in Kenya comes the unearthing of a 1990 Vanity Fair article stating Obama grew up in Singapore, not in Indonesia.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 19, 2012 03:24 PM (wL0UD)

92 Just wait. You know it's coming the next time the boss has a really succesful hobo hunt/thai tranny meet up.

Posted by: Midaz at June 19, 2012 06:55 PM (O/RV5)

-------

I was going for that. Didn't work.

Posted by: David Carradine at June 19, 2012 03:25 PM (hq+17)

93 Hi folks! http://www.supersoulsound.com/giant/index.php?topic=55.0

Posted by: Buster Gonad at June 19, 2012 03:28 PM (QTHTd)

94 Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2012 07:07 PM (2pG7H)

In the 1:1,000,000,000 chance that Kate Upton propositions you, please politely decline and give her my number.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 19, 2012 03:29 PM (nEUpB)

95

Upton's nice, but Carisha still is far better , IMHO (GIS for her name--think talk Czech blonde--will be NSFW, but again, more than well worth it)

Posted by: imp at June 19, 2012 03:32 PM (UaxA0)

96 Is this where I post on how I used to like Lea and Perrins, until I saw how it was made on the How Its Made show?

Posted by: Up, Up With People at June 19, 2012 03:32 PM (iYvMQ)

97
Scottwalker[/]itis
itis = Inflammation

Scott Walker has been inflaming allot liberals lately.

Posted by: YIKES at June 19, 2012 03:32 PM (tXEHy)

98 It was a clip of Romney today, saying, "ABC new's rumor that Rubio is not being vetted is entirely false."

Posted by: Stormy Weather at June 19, 2012 03:33 PM (Lo7Ka)

99 Wonder what Trayvon's defenders think of "ballboy" disrespecting the hoodie?

Posted by: wierd flunky at June 19, 2012 03:33 PM (tlhtD)

100 Per Fox news clip of Romney's statement: ABC news rumor that Rubio is not being vetted for VP is entirely false Posted by: Stormy Weather at June 19, 2012 07:19 PM (Lo7Ka) Yes, I was wondering about that. Because if I'm on the Rubio or Romney team, the first thing I do is disclose everything to ABC.

Posted by: elizabethe at June 19, 2012 03:36 PM (8xth+)

101

Romney: 3.97 Harvard MBA/Law Degree GPA. Soetoro: Harvard GPA unknown. Romney: Gave inheritance to BYU. Soetoro: Kept $300k inheritance from 'typical white woman' grandmother. Suck it, Barry. Suck it like it's Reggie's Love.

Posted by: Anna Wintour ( 1917 - present) at June 19, 2012 03:37 PM (c3mby)

102 Cheesy Preezy up at any moment for a presser. Or rather, a prepared statement with no questions to be taken. Let's see whether it comes across as brazenly political. NYT and MSNBC awaiting breathlessly.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at June 19, 2012 03:42 PM (PH+2B)

103 If you like your huge balls...

Posted by: dananjcon at June 19, 2012 03:43 PM (GjhG5)

104 >>Or rather, a prepared statement with no questions to be taken.

Priorities. Thunder-Heat pregame starts in 45.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 19, 2012 03:44 PM (ZKzrr)

105 Hate to see his man-scaping bill.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 19, 2012 03:47 PM (GjhG5)

106 Well time to call it a day.

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2012 03:48 PM (YdQQY)

107 Somebody get that man a floor jack.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 19, 2012 03:49 PM (GjhG5)

108 I would like a new thread. On news. Thank you.

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 19, 2012 03:50 PM (GoIUi)

109 I guess John Edwards went after Rielle so he could be the pretty one.

****

WTH walks up to a candidate for the U.S. Presidency, a married man nonetheless, and exclaims "You're hot!"?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 19, 2012 03:51 PM (piMMO)

110 Inflated Scrotum Guy wept.

Posted by: that guy that doesn't read all the comments at June 19, 2012 03:53 PM (QupBk)

111 Dear God. It's the FARK squirrel, taken human form.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at June 19, 2012 03:56 PM (Fs7RJ)

112 Damn...whats his secret??

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at June 19, 2012 03:58 PM (GjhG5)

113

But can this guy use it like a Hoppity Hop? http://tinyurl.com/77prcua

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2012 03:58 PM (GULKT)

114 >>WTH walks up to a candidate for the U.S. Presidency, a married man nonetheless, and exclaims "You're hot!"?

Several thousand O-bots.

I could understand this if the candidate was hot, but those two...

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 19, 2012 03:58 PM (ZKzrr)

115

In other news, Holder met with Issa on the Gunwalker scandal, imortant things were discussed such as how the weather was, and Holder did a little riff on his guitar whilst his aid aptly manned the tamborine, and ended the meeting with a press conference announcing that the ball was in Issa's court.

Issas court is supposed to deliberate tomorrow.

Posted by: Up, Up With People at June 19, 2012 03:59 PM (iYvMQ)

116 What have we come to? Posts about balls.

Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 03:59 PM (mHC3R)

117 JEF actually taking questions, first from AP's guy. Does not answer the q, which asked if it would cost him the election if Euro probs soften our job growth. Zero's long winded non answer will not be quoted tomorrow.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at June 19, 2012 03:59 PM (PH+2B)

118 In my day we tied our scrotums to our belts, which was the style at the time.

Posted by: toby928© at June 19, 2012 03:59 PM (QupBk)

119 I'd say someone should bump the doom-y thread, but a certain troll who shall not be named is down there.

Posted by: elizabethe at June 19, 2012 03:59 PM (8xth+)

120 Yep! It's the campaign stumper, live from Los Cabos!

Posted by: The littl shyning man at June 19, 2012 04:00 PM (PH+2B)

121 What have we come to? Posts about balls. Posted by: Ronster

To be fair, I have seen a fart-themed post yet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 19, 2012 04:00 PM (famk3)

122 He's using the "folks" word!

Posted by: The littl shyning man at June 19, 2012 04:01 PM (PH+2B)

123 I feel so inadequate. http://goo.gl/r05x

Posted by: Naked Testicle Spiderman at June 19, 2012 04:01 PM (IoNBC)

124 What have we come to? Posts about balls.

Comin' up next on The Violence Channel...

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 19, 2012 04:02 PM (ZKzrr)

125 Oh where do I start? The AC/DC Big balls song? I didn't see that in any of the prior post. How about one Cumshot putting out the fires in Colorado?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 04:03 PM (9TTOe)

126 He appears to be a low intelligent Obama voter.

Gosh, I am shocked to discover this

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at June 19, 2012 04:08 PM (hXJOG)

127 119 In my day we tied our scrotums to our belts, which was the style at the time.

Posted by: toby928Â© at June 19, 2012 07:59 PM (QupBk)

As you get older you'd be wise to remember that advice. Don't ask me how I know...

And get the fuck off my lawn, dagnabit!

Posted by: myYbj at June 19, 2012 04:08 PM (myYbj)

128 JEF smirking as he disses Romney in answer to staged q served up nicely by Bloomberg's Julianna Goldman.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at June 19, 2012 04:09 PM (PH+2B)

129 You would need at least a case of townhouse crackers to handle the fromunda cheese.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 04:09 PM (9TTOe)

130 Gotta give Barky credit, he can run a continuous line of um and ah bullshit and say absolutely nothing for a loooooooooooong time.

Posted by: wierd flunky at June 19, 2012 04:09 PM (tlhtD)

131 Skrotlus Elephantiasis is caused by parasites in Asia and Africa. Unfortunately they cause them here to too. I think the scientific name for the parasite here is Corrupta Unio

Posted by: Riding Through! Pardon Me! at June 19, 2012 04:10 PM (MG6Y6)

132 speaking of balls, the blaze has this: http://tinyurl.com/7u4pp7c

Posted by: the morning coffee crew at June 19, 2012 04:10 PM (oZfic)

133 He reminds me of the Governor in the Best Little Whoehouse in Texas.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 04:10 PM (9TTOe)

134 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2012 04:10 PM (Xb3hu)

135 Obama is gay. I know. Truly a homosexual. So he'll win in November since I know many gays.

Posted by: Anna Wintour ( 1917 - present) at June 19, 2012 04:10 PM (c3mby)

136 Just think how big my shit would be if I hadn't gotten circumcised.

Another 20 Lbs?

Posted by: Wesley at June 19, 2012 04:12 PM (hXJOG)

137 On a completely unrelated topic, I'm about to start using some foreign organic oil from India as a pesticide in my garden. A gallon of the subcontinental Neem ooze came in the mail today.

Posted by: toby928© at June 19, 2012 04:14 PM (QupBk)

138 Just one of those testicles could feed a small African village.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 04:15 PM (9TTOe)

139 I caught the end of the most eloquent man ever talking about Europe.

And....so....uummmm....Europe.....is you see....ummmm....that is to say....what they've done is.....ummmm....become stronger because..........uummm.......

Genius, pure fraking genius

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2012 04:16 PM (cbC52)

140 Does Team Obama do staged questions from "reporters" at pressers, such as we just witnessed? Julianna Goldman of Bloomberg is married to David Schuster.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at June 19, 2012 04:16 PM (PH+2B)

141 Bill o FKN Really is having a meltdown because he has finally figured out Prez Huggy Bear is FKING up the country.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 04:17 PM (9TTOe)

142

Just one of those testicles could feed a small African village.

Are there a lot of testicle eating villages in Africa?

Posted by: fluffy at June 19, 2012 04:19 PM (3SvjA)

143 Oops. Goldman and Schuster are separated.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at June 19, 2012 04:20 PM (PH+2B)

144 Why, havn't you heard of Kilimanjaro Mountain Oysters?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 04:21 PM (9TTOe)

145 138 On a completely unrelated topic, I'm about to start using some foreign organic oil from India as a pesticide in my garden. A gallon of the subcontinental Neem ooze came in the mail today. Posted by: toby928Â© at June 19, 2012 08:14 PM (QupBk) Oh, nice, them diaper heads selling old contaminated Bhopal dirt by the spoonful? Cut yer losses, douse that crud with gasoline and burn it like a pile of zombies. Never trust a punjabi, smelly bastards make new yorkers look like californians, bay area Calis at that.

Posted by: don't blame me, zombie huggie bear, los angeles radio host extrordinare at June 19, 2012 04:23 PM (ilnQ1)

146 143- "Are there a lot of testicle eating villages in Africa?" No, but the Congolese spiders eat the testicles. Which is why you have to glue their little teeths together. This is why you have the old African saying, "It takes a village to glue a spider."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 19, 2012 04:25 PM (C8mVl)

147 O/T, but this pissed me off, and you people are my therapists (I know... God help us).

I applied for a Concealed Carry Permit here in PA a couple weeks ago. I walked into our township police office to request an application. They gave it to me, but were abrupt and gave me the hairy eyeball. I went to pick up the results of my FBI background check, and the desk sergeant threw it at me. Literally.

Boys, I love and respect police officers, but....that permit is my right. I don't care if you like it or not. How many convicted felons have a CCP? Answer? None. Only law-abiding citizens do

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 04:25 PM (AxHOT)

148 146 138 On a completely unrelated topic, I'm about to start using some foreign organic oil from India as a pesticide in my garden. A gallon of the subcontinental Neem ooze came in the mail today. Posted by: toby928Â© at June 19, 2012 08:14 PM (QupBk) Oh, nice, them diaper heads selling old contaminated Bhopal dirt by the spoonful? Cut yer losses, douse that crud with gasoline and burn it like a pile of zombies. Never trust a punjabi, smelly bastards make new yorkers look like californians, bay area Calis at that. Posted by: don't blame me, zombie huggie bear, los angeles radio host extrordinare at June 19, 2012 08:23 PM (ilnQ1) Preach it Huggy. Sounds like the beginning of every Sci Fi flesh eating virus movie I have ever seen.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 04:25 PM (9TTOe)

149 "Palate Cleanser: Kate Upton Holding Her Naked Boobs Not that anyone would want to see that" Of course no one wants to see that. She's a wonderful gal and shouldn't have to do all that heavy lifting by herself. Have you no decency, sir???

Posted by: Redd at June 19, 2012 04:26 PM (z+WnZ)

150 Hello there, sir!

Posted by: Gallagher, master of mallets at June 19, 2012 04:27 PM (Y6J63)

151 The World Laughed at our President Today. I am so ashamed.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 04:27 PM (9TTOe)

152

Obama rocks! Alan Colmes said so.

Posted by: wierd flunky at June 19, 2012 04:29 PM (tlhtD)

153 Hey, lets have a Chicago dead pool.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 04:31 PM (9TTOe)

154

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 08:25 PM (AxHOT)

Fuck them. They are there to do your bidding.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2012 04:32 PM (pHN/i)

155 I'm famous for my massive, grotesque deformity and I aim to make a buck off it!

Posted by: Did Carnivals Go Out Of Business? at June 19, 2012 04:32 PM (AzwZn)

156 "I feel so violated."

Posted by: Obama On Open Mic After Meeting With Putin at June 19, 2012 04:33 PM (AzwZn)

157 Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 08:25 PM (AxHOT) I live in NC, it's not like that here. I was walking down the street with my AR-15 to kill a rabid Possum by the playground. The Deputy stopped and thanked me for taking care of it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 04:34 PM (9TTOe)

158 He's giving a press conference? On TV? About what?

I guess I could turn it on myself instead of asking you guys, but there's a Cubs/ White Sox game on. As the name of the thread says, - Priorities.

Posted by: mama winger at June 19, 2012 04:36 PM (P6QsQ)

159 Headline at Drudge: kabir wa-saghir al-Shayatayn teamed up to target the Islamic Republic with a computer virus.

This is Frank Herbert's "war of assassins".

Posted by: Buster Gonad at June 19, 2012 04:37 PM (QTHTd)

160 /sock

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 19, 2012 04:37 PM (QTHTd)

161 148- You have a good reason to be angry. You also have a good reason to smile, to thank heaven you are an American and still have the right to bear arms. And congratulations! My daughter just got her CCP a few weeks ago and we had a nice celebration. It's like a little 4th of July!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 19, 2012 04:37 PM (C8mVl)

162 CAC you are bad too the bone. Scottwalkeritis i have pick my self off the floor . You sir are a god!!!

Posted by: reno at June 19, 2012 04:37 PM (oZbVT)

163 I live in NC, it's not like that here. I was walking down the street with my AR-15 to kill a rabid Possum by the playground. The Deputy stopped and thanked me for taking care of it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 08:34 PM (9TTOe)

And your crime rate vs. Philadelphia would be?

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 04:38 PM (AxHOT)

164 And congratulations! My daughter just got her CCP a few weeks ago and we had a nice celebration. It's like a little 4th of July! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 19, 2012 08:37 PM (C8mVl) HOOORAAAAYY!!! She is a great American. Much love and respect to her.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 04:39 PM (9TTOe)

165 Imagine you were a fly on the wall in both rooms. The one-on-one meets between Issa and Holder, and Obama and Putin. Now compare and contrast.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at June 19, 2012 04:40 PM (PH+2B)

166 I believe Romney will be elected but I am filled with gloom. We have lost so much credibility in the world, the economy is falling off a cliff, and our President insists on behaving like the dictator of a third rate banana republic with no regard for the law or the will of the people. I don't believe anyone is this incompetent. He is doing all this on purpose. Perhaps to please the long dead daddy who rejected him and his mother. It will take us years to recover from it.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 04:40 PM (Dnbau)

167 153 Obama rocks! Alan Colmes said so. Posted by: wierd flunky at June 19, 2012 08:29 PM (tlhtD) All he does anymore is smirk like a monkey when he comes on TV these days. Same goes for all the Socialist talking heads these days. I can't wait for November to bitch slap the smirks right off their simian faces.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 19, 2012 04:40 PM (niZvt)

168 I didn't think opossums could get rabid. They're marsupials. VERY different from us placentals.

[googles] That was one unlucky opussum: http://www.opossumsocietyus.org /frequently_asked_questions.htm#Do%20opossums%20carry%20rabies?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 19, 2012 04:40 PM (QTHTd)

169 And congratulations! My daughter just got her CCP a few weeks ago and we had a nice celebration. It's like a little 4th of July!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 19, 2012 08:37 PM (C8mVl)

HOOORAAAAYY!!! She is a great American. Much love and respect to her.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 08:39 PM (9TTOe)

Ditto. I'm trying to get my daughter interested.

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 04:42 PM (AxHOT)

170 I don't believe anyone is this incompetent. He is doing all this on purpose.

--------

I've been saying this to anyone who will listen since February of 2009.

Posted by: mama winger at June 19, 2012 04:42 PM (P6QsQ)

171 And your crime rate vs. Philadelphia would be? Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 08:38 PM (AxHOT) Six months ago someone went through our cars and stole some electronics but that's cause we don't lock our cars. Dude, move. I had bullets whiz by me once in inner city Milwaukee. I know it's not Philly but some parts you could hardly tell the difference. At some point you get a couple acres, a four wheeler or two, a double wide and you just sat fuck it and enjoy your life. You fuck with somebody by me and we will kill you. Everyone understands that. The city folks depends on cops, laws and bullshit. Fuck them. Come on down. Good folks are always welcome.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 04:45 PM (9TTOe)

172 Ditto. I'm trying to get my daughter interested.

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 08:42 PM (AxHOT)

Although if you don't have a qualified mentor, PLEASE take the NRA-certified Basic Pistol and Concealed Carry courses. No one should operate a firearm otherwise.

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 04:46 PM (AxHOT)

173

I don't believe anyone is this incompetent. He is doing all this on purpose.

He basically said as much when he was running for president. He said something to the effect that America should not be a super power. JEF is making damn sure it won't be when he leaves.

Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 04:46 PM (mHC3R)

174 Imagine you were a fly on the wall in both rooms. The one-on-one meets between Issa and Holder, and Obama and Putin.

Now compare and contrast.

In one room you hear "Squeal like a pig", in Russian.

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at June 19, 2012 04:47 PM (HtUdo)

175 WTF??!!! LMAO so instead of getting surgery this genius opts out to strut around wearing a hoodie on his nasty nut sack. Hmm I wouldn't want to see this for real it would geek me out for sure.

Posted by: guy what gives his outside perspective whether asked for or not at June 19, 2012 04:48 PM (Qr9Rc)

176 169 I didn't think opossums could get rabid. They're marsupials. VERY different from us placentals. To be honest, I don't know if he was Rabid or just sick. But when the Milf in the Tahoe stops in front of the house and asks for you help.......

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 04:49 PM (9TTOe)

177 @176: maybe he's a pimp, and he keeps his ho in there?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 19, 2012 04:50 PM (niZvt)

178 In one room you hear "Squeal like a pig", in Russian. Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at June 19, 2012 08:47 PM (HtUdo) -------------------------------------------------------- визжите как свинья

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 19, 2012 04:50 PM (jucos)

179 Six months ago someone went through our cars and stole some electronics but that's cause we don't lock our cars. Dude, move. I had bullets whiz by me once in inner city Milwaukee. I know it's not Philly but some parts you could hardly tell the difference. At some point you get a couple acres, a four wheeler or two, a double wide and you just sat fuck it and enjoy your life. You fuck with somebody by me and we will kill you. Everyone understands that. The city folks depends on cops, laws and bullshit. Fuck them. Come on down. Good folks are always welcome.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 08:45 PM (9TTOe)

I love NC. Are you by the coast or closer to Winston-Salem?

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 04:52 PM (AxHOT)

180 I'm about to start using some foreign organic oil from India as a pesticide in my garden.

Here in America we dispose of toxic waste by dumping it in swamps, the Jersey meadows, building foundations, rivers and such, poisoning our environment. In India and China, they just sell theirs to Americans.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 19, 2012 04:52 PM (oHdHd)

181 I had a young badger on my deck the other day. Didn't know they liked human companionship. I shooed it away.

Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 04:53 PM (mHC3R)

182 I love NC. Are you by the coast or closer to Winston-Salem? Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 08:52 PM (AxHOT) Hampstead, north of Wilmington.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 04:53 PM (9TTOe)

183 A huge turtle wandered up out of the lake onto my porch a few days ago. Turtles are pretty cool.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 19, 2012 04:54 PM (oHdHd)

184 182 I had a young badger on my deck the other day. Didn't know they liked human companionship. I shooed it away. Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 08:53 PM (mHC3R) Oh Yeah, they really like it when you scratch their bellies. Tell me how that goes.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 04:55 PM (9TTOe)

185 Hampstead, north of Wilmington.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 08:53 PM (9TTOe)

I love Wilmington. Heck, I love the whole state.

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 04:56 PM (AxHOT)

186 It seems with Mammalia you get a choice between rabies or leprosy. High body temperatures get you rabies; low temperatures get you leprosy. (Never go near an armadillo on your property.)

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 19, 2012 04:56 PM (QTHTd)

187 There is an AC/DC theme in here somewhere.

Posted by: sTevo at June 19, 2012 04:56 PM (VMcEw)

188 Ronster don't got no badgers... he don't need no stinkin' badgers

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 19, 2012 04:57 PM (QTHTd)

189 Armadillos are the official road kill animal of central/north Florida.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 19, 2012 04:58 PM (oHdHd)

190 Oh Yeah, they really like it when you scratch their bellies. Tell me how that goes.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 08:55 PM (9TTOe)

C'mon, I didn't just fall off the turnip trunk. I've seen a few in my life on the prairie. I give them plenty of room.

Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 04:58 PM (mHC3R)

191 187 It seems with Mammalia you get a choice between rabies or leprosy. High body temperatures get you rabies; low temperatures get you leprosy. (Never go near an armadillo on your property.)

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 19, 2012 08:56 PM (QTHTd)

The 'dillos have made it all the way to middle TN now. At the pace the state wildlife agency moves, we should be able to kill them 3 years after they eliminate a couple useful species of birds.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 19, 2012 04:59 PM (agXfn)

192 173- "PLEASE take the NRA-certified Basic Pistol and Concealed Carry courses." Yes! Although my husband has done target shooting and had a CCP for ages, he had my daughter take the NRA courses. It just works better that way, I think. Plus, although practicing is a nice activity for her to do with her dad, taking the course from a pro makes it more her own, adult thing. Thanks to you and OSPoet for your regards to her!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 19, 2012 05:00 PM (C8mVl)

193 C'mon, I didn't just fall off the turnip trunk. I've seen a few in my life on the prairie. I give them plenty of room. Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 08:58 PM (mHC3R) :-)

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 05:00 PM (9TTOe)

194 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 08:53 PM (9TTOe)

I love Wilmington. Heck, I love the whole state.

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 08:56 PM (AxHOT)

Although movement South is going to accelerate as retirees decide they don't want to bear the burden of public sector union pensions and other idiotic Blue State largesse.

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 05:00 PM (AxHOT)

195 I am ashamed to admit I read the entire story.

Interesting thing? The guy chose being famous over having a sex life.

Gee.

I always thought that fame was fleeting, but love (and therefore occasional sex) is something that could last... longer than fleeting.

Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2012 05:00 PM (z63Tr)

196 So, what's the topic? Rabies? Yeah, I think Pelosi and Leahy have it.

Posted by: Y-not at June 19, 2012 05:01 PM (5H6zj)

197 Also, I am now blind from the photos.

Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2012 05:01 PM (z63Tr)

198 The roads of North Carolina are paved with opossum. I have one that occasionally pokes around the yard. I feel bad for the dude, I know his eventual fate and I think he does too.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 19, 2012 05:01 PM (HethX)

199 Fortunately, Pelosi is immune to leprosy.

There's nothing non-plastic in that body to fall off.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 19, 2012 05:04 PM (QTHTd)

200 Although movement South is going to accelerate as retirees decide they don't want to bear the burden of public sector union pensions and other idiotic Blue State largesse. Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 09:00 PM (AxHOT) There is a small problem. Folks that move here to escape the blue state opression, don't leave their politics when they go. Yes, you have to haul your own garbage to the fucking dump. That's why your property taxes are $1200 a year.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 05:04 PM (9TTOe)

201 Is it just me, or do they have Uncle Joe locked up somewhere? He hasn't said anything totally effing retarded in days.

I posted what his son said recently. He's a chip off the ol' block, it seems.

Posted by: Mama AJ

Didn't slow Joe just recently blather on about Chinese cities being superior to American cities. I'm too lazy to look it up but I'm sure I read about that. If he blindfolded an American and put them in a Chinese city - what would they think is the best? American? Wrong! Chinese. God this guy is certifiable. And WTF was his point?

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2012 05:05 PM (0s4YQ)

202 197 So, what's the topic? Rabies? Yeah, I think Pelosi and Leahy have it.

Posted by: Y-not at June 19, 2012 09:01 PM (5H6zj)

Leprosy was also mentioned, but since it usually doesn't cause the frontal lobe to fall out one's ears, I can't make any pithy comments about proglodytes having leprosy.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 19, 2012 05:05 PM (agXfn)

203 The roads of North Carolina are paved with opossum. I have one that occasionally pokes around the yard. I feel bad for the dude,I know his eventual fate and I think he does too.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 19, 2012 09:01 PM (HethX)

I'll be down, but I just can't root for the Panthers

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 05:05 PM (AxHOT)

204 202 I think he just gave an all caps speech today.All shouted.

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2012 05:07 PM (Xb3hu)

205 So this guy is taking some quick money versus being healthy? OK. We know that this will not end well. Bad economy - gigantic balls = Payday!

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2012 05:07 PM (0s4YQ)

206 The whole Chinese infrastructure is superior thing is the latest talking point. Next big plan by the JEF to stimulate the economy? Spending more money on shovel-ready infrastructure projects! Sounds familiar? Well, they just didn't spend enough money last time, just ask Krugman (once he comes out from under his bridge)..

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 05:08 PM (Dnbau)

207 There is a small problem. Folks that move here to escape the blue state opression, don't leave their politics when they go. Yes, you have to haul your own garbage to the fucking dump. That's why your property taxes are $1200 a year.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 09:04 PM (9TTOe

AMEN. I love people who say "this place is fucked up. let's move", and move somewhere and continue to vote for the same policies that fucked up their previous state

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 05:09 PM (AxHOT)

208 Sorry, 'rons/nettes; leprosy was on my mind tonight because I just tried again, and failed, to read Stephen Donaldson's third series.

I've had it with his emo protagonists and his turgid prose and his overuse of "clench", "vehemence", "flinch" and the general feeling that the man can't take a crap but once a week and using a spoon.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 19, 2012 05:09 PM (QTHTd)

209

I'll be down, but I just can't root for the Panthers

Not even for their cheerleaders?

Posted by: fluffy at June 19, 2012 05:10 PM (3SvjA)

210 207 The whole Chinese infrastructure is superior thing is the latest talking point. Next big plan by the JEF to stimulate the economy? Spending more money on shovel-ready infrastructure projects! Sounds familiar? Well, they just didn't spend enough money last time, just ask Krugman (once he comes out from under his bridge).. Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 09:08 PM (Dnbau) About every thirty years it seems we get a Libtard that shows us why it is stupid to be a libtard. It's just his turn.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 05:10 PM (9TTOe)

211 What we need here in the good old USA is a 3 forks dam project. That will provide jobs and hydro electicity.

Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 05:10 PM (mHC3R)

212 Why do red states get bluer but blue states don't get redder? No. Forget that question. Not in the mood for gloomandoom.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 19, 2012 05:11 PM (C8mVl)

213 Interesting thing? The guy chose being famous over having a sex life.

Gee.

I always thought that fame was fleeting, but love (and therefore occasional sex) is something that could last... longer than fleeting.

Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2012 09:00 PM (z63Tr)

What a perfect little example of the difference between conservative and (presumably, since we don't explcitly know this dolt's politics) liberal thinking. A conservative is thinking of years down the road, while the presumed-to-be lib and confirmed idiot only wants the bright and shiny 15 minutes of fame. It's the ant and the grasshopper in real life.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 19, 2012 05:11 PM (agXfn)

214 Democrat states do go more Republican, but liberal states never grow more libertarian.

So yeah, DOOOOM

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 19, 2012 05:13 PM (QTHTd)

215

Why do red states get bluer but blue states don't get redder?

I'll take this one.

Posted by: Scott Walker at June 19, 2012 05:13 PM (3SvjA)

216 Ronster, or we could do what China *also* does, and build coal plants and nuclear plants as fast as we can

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 19, 2012 05:14 PM (QTHTd)

217 Not even for their cheerleaders?

Posted by: fluffy at June 19, 2012 09:10 PM (3SvjA)

True. Having spent lots of time south of Mason-Dixon, I love the Southern ladies.

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 05:14 PM (AxHOT)

218 216 The whole Chinese infrastructure is superior thing is the latest talking point. They kind of gloss over the fact that great infrastructure amounts to a hill of beans for you if you happen to disappear into the night, never to be seen again. Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 19, 2012 09:13 PM (vbh31) And everytime there is an earthquake the concrete turns to dust and everybody dies.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 05:14 PM (9TTOe)

219 216 Well,your organs will than help some poor unfortunate party elite.

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2012 05:15 PM (Xb3hu)

220 212 What we need here in the good old USA is a 3 forks dam project. That will provide jobs and hydro electicity.

Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 09:10 PM (mHC3R)

I sincerly to advise you to be party member of much good standing and on many of the committees when the dam build if you like the home where you are stay at. If no of party, cave can make for good new home with work when old house is flood.

Posted by: Some Chinaman at June 19, 2012 05:15 PM (agXfn)

221 218 BTH. I like that idea too. Maybe even keep some of the coal plants we already have.

Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 05:15 PM (mHC3R)

222

True. Having spent lots of time south of Mason-Dixon, I love the Southern ladies.

The Pantherettes, or whatever they are called, are no ladies. A couple of them got busted for lewd and lascivious for making out in a bathroom a while back.

Posted by: fluffy at June 19, 2012 05:17 PM (3SvjA)

223 3SvjA, okay, good point.

I wonder what Walker will do next. His 2013 legislature is supposed to be stronger for the GOP, yes? What do (honey) badger-state morons think should be next on his list? Besides driving down to Milwaukee and ritually teabagging Tom Barrett in front of the mayor's office, I mean

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 19, 2012 05:18 PM (QTHTd)

224 Scott Walker! I feel a tingle!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 19, 2012 05:18 PM (C8mVl)

225 Mr. Chinaman, I live so far away from water, I have nothing to worry about. Thanks for your concern.

Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 05:18 PM (mHC3R)

226 The Pantherettes, or whatever they are called, are no ladies. A couple of them got busted for lewd and lascivious for making out in a bathroom a while back.

Posted by: fluffy at June 19, 2012 09:17 PM (3SvjA)

Fluff, meant that as a generalization. I just love Southern women.

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 05:19 PM (AxHOT)

227 You know what would create jobs? Drilling in the Gulf and Anwar. Fracking. Building pipeline and new refineries. Building new coal facilities and nuclear plants. I could get behind those projects. I understand the Chinese do those things too. Like drilling for oil in the Gulf. Those kind of building projects would create a huge number of jobs.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 05:24 PM (Dnbau)

228

Fluff, meant that as a generalization.

You killed this thread; you clean it.

Posted by: fluffy at June 19, 2012 05:25 PM (3SvjA)

229

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 19, 2012 09:09 PM (QTHTd)

Lol, my m-i-l will never forgive him. She sprung for the hardback version of the last book in that series...and hated it. I could only get through the second book myself, although the first was decent.

Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 19, 2012 05:26 PM (CQ1cz)

230 Fluff, meant that as a generalization.

You killed this thread; you clean it.

Posted by: fluffy at June 19, 2012 09:25 PM (3SvjA)

Me no get reference

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 19, 2012 05:26 PM (AxHOT)

231 229 Yes,and if the "stimulus" money was spent doing those things it would not have been worthless.

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2012 05:26 PM (Xb3hu)

232 This must be extra-dead...I sock as "some Chinaman" and nobody comes back with "dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature", nor even "the Chinaman is not the fucking issue here, Dude!" Sad day in moron history.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 19, 2012 05:27 PM (agXfn)

233 Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 09:24 PM (Dnbau) Preach my pro energy brother, preach. Manufacturing was based on cheap labor. Now it is cheap energy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 05:27 PM (9TTOe)

234 Doesn't the iPhone have an app for that?

Posted by: eman at June 19, 2012 05:27 PM (ejmiE)

235 234 I addressed you as Mr. Chinaman, isn't that enough respect?

Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 05:30 PM (mHC3R)

236

and nobody comes back with "dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature"

That's cuz we're racists. Duh.

Posted by: ErikW at June 19, 2012 05:31 PM (mEBIT)

237 He probably doesn't want the surgery in the UK because that would mean the end of receiving government benefits for 'disability'. Or at least that's my guess based on the recent history of the UK and not wanting to click on the link.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at June 19, 2012 05:31 PM (KCvsd)

238 Ok folks, I missed it. I've seen another moron with Dagny in their nic. Now I see team Dagny tacked on. Is Dags okay?

Posted by: teej at June 19, 2012 05:31 PM (AiZkN)

239 Cheap energy we could export. Cheap energy that could free us from those freaks in the middle east. Cheap energy that lets us compete. Romney better open the spigots.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 05:32 PM (Dnbau)

240 237 234 I addressed you as Mr. Chinaman, isn't that enough respect? Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 09:30 PM (mHC3R) Didn't the dirty Cowboys in the Kung Fu TV show always address David Carradine as "Chinaman". Clearly a negative connotation.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 05:32 PM (9TTOe)

241 240 She took a self imposed vacation after ace scrubbed a post of hers(actually a Tweet from someone else she posted).

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2012 05:34 PM (Xb3hu)

242 Is Dags okay? Posted by: teej at June 19, 2012 09:31 PM (AiZkN) She's good. Got her feelins hurt in a small bruhaha. She'll be back.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 05:35 PM (9TTOe)

243 Clearly a negative connotation.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 09:32 PM (9TTOe)

Definitely not when Mr. preceeds Chinaman.

Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 05:36 PM (mHC3R)

244 Show of hands...anybodyhere seen "The Big Lebowski"? That's where the whole chinaman thing comes from. I figured that to be a moron favorite.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 19, 2012 05:37 PM (agXfn)

245 245 Clearly a negative connotation. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 09:32 PM (9TTOe) Definitely not when Mr. preceeds Chinaman. Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 09:36 PM (mHC3R) I respectfully disagree Sir. If I call a Black Man Mr Ni#%&r, Would that be respectful?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 05:37 PM (9TTOe)

246 I addressed you as Mr. Chinaman, isn't that enough respect?
Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 09:30 PM (mHC3R)

Didn't the dirty Cowboys in the Kung Fu TV show always address David Carradine as "Chinaman". Clearly a negative connotation.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 09:32 PM (9TTOe)

Oh, shut up. All you yellow people suck. I want broccoli with bean sprouts and extra starch on my shirts. Although I do welcome any subservient women who wish to service me.

Posted by: Mr. America at June 19, 2012 05:38 PM (AxHOT)

247

"Here in America we dispose of toxic waste by dumping it in swamps, the Jersey meadows, building foundations, rivers and such,..."

Are you using "toxic waste" here as a euphemism for dead hobos?

Posted by: gebrauchshund at June 19, 2012 05:38 PM (iYwUw)

248 I see. Well, since I've never even seen that kid (hey you out there, get off my lawn) come close to the line, let alone cross it...

Posted by: teej has your back Dags at June 19, 2012 05:39 PM (xhupI)

249 I respectfully disagree Sir. If I call a Black Man Mr Ni#%&r, Would that be respectful?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 09:37 PM (9TTOe)

You are taking this where I will not go. If I was being disrespectful in my humor, I will now apologize to all those that were offended and to those that weren't offended. Just to be sure.

Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 05:42 PM (mHC3R)

250

"The Pantherettes, or whatever they are called, are
no ladies. A couple of them got busted for lewd and lascivious for
making out in a bathroom a while back."

I believe you have an excessively restictive definition of "ladies".

Posted by: gebrauchshund at June 19, 2012 05:42 PM (iYwUw)

251

Show of hands...anybodyhere seen "The Big Lebowski"? That's where the whole chinaman thing comes from.

*cocks head like confused German Shepherd*

Rr-rrr?

Can't place that.

Posted by: fluffy at June 19, 2012 05:43 PM (3SvjA)

252 Someone...Hurt...Dagnys' feelings? Where's he at? I'll murdicate him. I'll take him with one hand tied behind my back (two if it's you Alextc). I'll take him standing on one leg. Where's he at? Where's he at?

Posted by: teej has your back Dags at June 19, 2012 05:45 PM (fdnD9)

253

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 09:24 PM (Dnbau)

And the combined side effects of the energy related jobs and the promise of sustained low cost energy would light up the economy like a 4th of July fireworks display.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 19, 2012 05:45 PM (i3+c5)

254 You are taking this where I will not go. If I was being disrespectful in my humor, I will now apologize to all those that were offended and to those that weren't offended. Just to be sure. Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2012 09:42 PM (mHC3R) You are correct. I was trying to win an arguement. Shame on me.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 05:49 PM (9TTOe)

255 @255 - you folks are talking like you expect a bunch of commie academics to understand 6th grade economics.

Posted by: teej has your back Dags at June 19, 2012 05:49 PM (fdnD9)

256 254 Someone...Hurt...Dagnys' feelings? Where's he at? I'll murdicate him. I'll take him with one hand tied behind my back (two if it's you Alextc). I'll take him standing on one leg. Where's he at? Where's he at? Posted by: teej has your back Dags at June 19, 2012 09:45 PM (fdnD9) It was Ace.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 05:50 PM (9TTOe)

257 Nope, not gonna fit.

Posted by: mom jeans at June 19, 2012 05:50 PM (D7lJF)

258 Good Night Great Citizens.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 05:51 PM (9TTOe)

259

Posted by: fluffy at June 19, 2012 09:43 PM (3SvjA)

It's a must-see...Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, John Turturro and many more in a seriously funny semi-heist flick by the Coen brothers (e.g. the guys who did the remake of "True Grit", made "Fargo", "Raising Arizona", etc.). It's one of the most quotable movies of all time.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 19, 2012 05:52 PM (agXfn)

260 Hey, lets have a Chicago dead pool.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 19, 2012 08:31 PM (9TTOe)

How about an over/under on shot and killed on the weekends

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2012 05:52 PM (cbC52)

261 "It was ace". Have a nice night folks.

Posted by: teej has your back Dags at June 19, 2012 05:52 PM (fdnD9)

262 I know the JEF doesn't understand it. Here's hoping Romney does.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 05:53 PM (Dnbau)

263 257- I have given up on the commie academics understanding anything. I was dreaming of what a post-Obama US might look like!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 19, 2012 05:55 PM (i3+c5)

264 How about an over/under on shot and killed on the weekends

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2012 09:52 PM (cbC52)

While it's been in the upper 90s the past couple days, the weekend should be back down in the mid to low 80s, which should reduce some of the murdalating youth activity. The initial lines are set at 32 shootings and 7 fatalities from 2000 local on Friday until 1200 local on Sunday. Place your bets!

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 19, 2012 05:57 PM (agXfn)

265

It's a must-see.

Seen it at least half a dozen times. We own the Solid Gold Collector's edition, or something. I just can't remember a line about a Chinaman.

First guess: Big Lebowski

Second guess: The Stranger

Third Guess: Walter Szobchak.

Posted by: fluffy at June 19, 2012 05:57 PM (3SvjA)

266

If you can wade through the 4,293 f-bombs written into the script.

Do you have to cuss so much?

Posted by: The Stranger at June 19, 2012 05:58 PM (3SvjA)

267 Isn't it time for a stupid comment from "The People of Brattleboro, VT"? Have not seen anything in awhile. Hopefully the town went bankrupt and folded.....

Posted by: Damon at June 19, 2012 05:59 PM (YVbwx)

268 If you can wade through the 4,293 f-bombs written into the script. I know I'm a minority, but I thought the movie was absolutely awful.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 19, 2012 09:55 PM (vbh31)

Somehow I think the virgin ears of the morons will be able to handle it. Congratulations on your minority status, however. What kind of oppressed brown persons comprise your 1/32?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 19, 2012 06:00 PM (agXfn)

269 First guess: Big Lebowski

Second guess: The Stranger

Third Guess: Walter Szobchak.
Posted by: fluffy at June 19, 2012 09:57 PM (3SvjA)

The Dude calls the guy "the Chinaman." Walter has the rant about how that's not the preferred nomenclature. He peed on the rug.

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2012 06:00 PM (GULKT)

270 Scrotey mcBoogerballs was not available for comment.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at June 19, 2012 06:00 PM (I2LwF)

271

The Dude calls the guy "the Chinaman." Walter has the rant about how that's not the preferred nomenclature. He peed on the rug.

Thanks for refreshing my memory. Obviously, I am not a golfer.

Posted by: fluffy at June 19, 2012 06:02 PM (3SvjA)

272

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 19, 2012 09:55 PM (vbh31)

Glad to know I am not alone. I could not get into this flick!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 19, 2012 06:02 PM (i3+c5)

273 Peeing on the rug will not stand. It pulled the room together.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 06:02 PM (Dnbau)

274 277 Peeing on the rug will not stand. It pulled the room together.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 10:02 PM (Dnbau)

It tied the room together.

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2012 06:03 PM (GULKT)

275 Don't you think Walter was a stolen valor kind of guy?

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 06:04 PM (Dnbau)

276

Peeing on the rug will not stand. It pulled the room together.

Did I micturate on your rug, Mr Lebowski?

Posted by: The Big Lebowski at June 19, 2012 06:05 PM (3SvjA)

277 Atheist blogger Leah LibrescoÂ shocked the secular community this week when she announced on her Patheos blog that she has converted to Christianity. Her article, entitled, Â“This is my last post for the Patheos Atheist Portal,Â” explained her conversion to Catholicism, which has sent shock-waves through the atheist blogosphere. In her post, Libresco details her personal struggles with understanding the root of moral law. Obviously, non-believers donÂ’t see morality as coming from a central source. Instead, they see humanity as living on its own, disconnected from any fertile source of knowledge and goodness. For Libresco, this ideal has come full-circle, as she inevitably arrived at an understanding that aligns with a Christ-centered world-view.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 19, 2012 06:07 PM (sgNEe)

278 The speaker should resign if he blocks Issa.

Posted by: akak at June 19, 2012 06:08 PM (Hsjd3)

279 274 I think it's funny as hell when you say you don't like a movie or a song, and someone seems to take it personally. Heh.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 19, 2012 10:02 PM (vbh31)

Apparently my clunky attempt at a reference to the level of late-night profanity around here, or the equally clunky Fauxcahontas reference means I care whether you liked a movie or not? Not the case, I assure you.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 19, 2012 06:09 PM (agXfn)

280 Wow, Scott Brown rejects debate after Kennedy said she wouldn't remain neutral. Good for him. I saw this over at the Weekly Standard.

Posted by: he was not kidding at June 19, 2012 06:09 PM (HOOye)

281 Guys, chill. The dude abides.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 06:10 PM (Dnbau)

282 I've got big balls! You've got big balls!...

Posted by: AC/DC at June 19, 2012 06:10 PM (J/RU+)

283 Who here, doesn't wear hoodies as pants, but not because of the size of their scrotum? Posted by: Stateless_Infidel at June 19, 2012 06:29 PM (8UijS) You know something, this gives us an idea for a song.

Posted by: The boys in AC/DC at June 19, 2012 06:11 PM (3sZO1)

284 When you don't listen to me about Pennsylvania for 13 straight months then go "hmm maybe" when some bespectacled egghead lefty starts sounding the alarm in the MSM on the Keystone state... you get a thread about gigantic balls. Start denying the Michigan trends, I dare you. Three words: Helen Thomas nudes.

Posted by: CAC at June 19, 2012 06:11 PM (mXI0k)

285 A wheelbarrow would help out tremendously.

Posted by: The guy with big balls at June 19, 2012 06:11 PM (J/RU+)

286 most of the way down this page is a visual graphic showing job losses in the US as lights.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161488/Secret-corpse-flights-pizza- boy-delivery-routes-daily-commute-Stunning-aerial-images-reveal- seen-America.html?ICO=most_read_module

You can see california and ohio clearly.

Posted by: Deathknyte at June 19, 2012 06:12 PM (RHa+E)

287 Goshdarnit dagnabbit! Missed itbythismuch!

Posted by: Bill H at June 19, 2012 06:12 PM (3sZO1)

288 CAC do you have photos of Helen Thomas t-bagging the gentleman in the photo? I believe I suggested that earlier. And I listened to you about PA.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 06:13 PM (Dnbau)

289 whoops. I will blame pixie for not allowing web addresses to be printed for that.

Posted by: Deathknyte at June 19, 2012 06:13 PM (RHa+E)

290 Treyvon wore a hoodie, and look where it got him.

Posted by: Oh,...Wait..... at June 19, 2012 06:13 PM (J/RU+)

291 Oh fuck me running. (and not with THAT!!!). That was just gross. And oh.. the balls on that guy!! Sorry.. had to.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 19, 2012 06:14 PM (UljOc)

292

Start denying the Michigan trends, I dare you.
Three words: Helen Thomas nudes.

Pfft! Once you recover from hysterical blindness the first time, the second time is easy.

Posted by: fluffy at June 19, 2012 06:14 PM (3SvjA)

293 geez what the heck was that?! Who broke the blog?

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 06:14 PM (Dnbau)

294 Three words: Helen Thomas nudes. Posted by: CAC at June 19, 2012 10:11 PM (mXI0k) Damn, dude. I did not deserve that.

Posted by: Big Balls Dude at June 19, 2012 06:15 PM (3sZO1)

295 Three words: Helen Thomas nudes.

Posted by: CAC at June 19, 2012 10:11 PM (mXI0k)

Please , anything but that

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at June 19, 2012 06:16 PM (mFxQX)

296 Start denying the Michigan trends, I dare you.
Three words: Helen Thomas nudes.

Posted by: CAC at June 19, 2012 10:11 PM (mXI0k)

What - did you get tired of slapping paint on the young perky ones, or are you in some melancholy masochistic artist's fugue?

/deliberate

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 19, 2012 06:18 PM (agXfn)

297 I'm hearing that Hillary and I might change jobs. She'll be the Vice President and I'll be the Secretary of Comedy.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Clown (Retired) at June 19, 2012 06:18 PM (IoNBC)

298 Hey,JEF is going to answer questioins soon.Yayyy.

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2012 06:18 PM (Xb3hu)

299 Michigantrend deniers are anti-science and are just like Holocaust deniers and the Taliban and literally want to murder people!!!111!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 19, 2012 06:18 PM (C8mVl)

300 A thread just like me.

Posted by: Hosni Mubarak at June 19, 2012 06:19 PM (7+pP9)

301 Andrea Mitchell is a piece of shit, nothing more or less! Ignore her from now on.

Posted by: Killerdog at June 19, 2012 06:19 PM (CZrbJ)

302 Ignore her from now on. Heh. Men have tried to ignore me, but they always get tripped up by the pussy.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at June 19, 2012 06:22 PM (IoNBC)

303 307- Yo, baby.

Posted by: Francisco Franco at June 19, 2012 06:23 PM (C8mVl)

304 Whose?

Posted by: Thunderb at June 19, 2012 06:23 PM (Dnbau)

305 Calling Dr. McCoy!

Posted by: eman at June 19, 2012 06:24 PM (ejmiE)

306 Worst.ONT.evah.

Posted by: weft comic guy [/i] [/b] at June 19, 2012 06:24 PM (famk3)

307 I always try to keep it positive. It could be worse for Mubarak - at least since dogs are unclean to his people he won't be made into dog food like Nicolae "Puppy Ceau" Ceauscescu.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 19, 2012 06:27 PM (agXfn)

308 Can somebody give me directions to the ONT?

Posted by: Ed Anger Issues at June 19, 2012 06:27 PM (7+pP9)

309

Can somebody give me directions to the ONT?

Posted by: Ed Anger Issues at June 19, 2012 10:27 PM (7+pP9)

Sure. Second testes to the right, sraight on 'til morning.

Posted by: ErikW at June 19, 2012 06:30 PM (mEBIT)

310 Having a painfully overactive growth where a useful appendage once was -- one that is a public embarrassment and causes you to urinate on yourself -- isn't that sorta like having Joe Biden as your running mate?

Posted by: red speck at June 19, 2012 07:48 PM (9Xu0X)

311 first

Posted by: hillary pants'. at June 19, 2012 09:11 PM (D7lJF)

312

Can adele sing Alison Moyet?

Posted by: I would like to know at June 19, 2012 09:24 PM (D7lJF)

313 Rights to his story? I think it was already summed up in an AC/DC song.

Posted by: d_fitz at June 20, 2012 06:25 AM (AnTLs)

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