April 14, 2021

Quick Hits: Neil DeGrasse Tyson Gets Owned by SteakUmm Edition
— Ace


Kyle Shideler wrote on Twitter:

Ben Sasse: "Americans are blessed to have the IC it has." Republicans sucking up to IC bureaucrats is so infuriating.

The Democrats never do this. They are hard on the IC and demand things from them in an oversight capacity. Republicans too often just want to give them all a big patriotic hug.

The GOP Establishment is nothing but an institution-protection racket, and all guilds, as you know, are conspiracies against the laity (that is, those outside the guild).

It doesn't matter how corrupt these institutions have become. The party is bought and paid for, and is an old, dying dog that is incapable of learning new tricks.

From the serial vouchings of Andy McCarthy for any warm body in the DOJ to the continued slavish service to corrupt, anti-conservative corporations, the party is prisoner to failed and lethal ideas and cannot, and will not, be reformed.

The California Senate Elections Committee just voted to doxx anyone signing the recall petition against corrupt Imperial Governor Newsom:


A bill to expose the name and address of everyone who signs a Recall petition just passed the Senate Elections Committee. California's counter-Enlightenment marches on.





SteakUmm's corporate account dunks on... Neal DeGrasse Tyson for pushing a scientistic religion rather than science.


SteakUmm was already owning this guy's heart via arterial hardening and blockages, but now they're owning his not-terribly-impressive brain.




Posted by: Ace at 04:03 PM | Comments (304)
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1 st

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 14, 2021 04:03 PM (H5knJ)

2 Crap!  I read the content.

Posted by: 4 at April 14, 2021 04:04 PM (KnJdm)

3 I'd vote for the Wendy's and Steakum's twitter posters before anyone from the GOPe

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 14, 2021 04:05 PM (ifmtJ)

4 1984 is coming at us fast and hard.

Posted by: johnd01 ® at April 14, 2021 04:05 PM (ukNFU)

5 I read the content as well.  Rookie mistake.
Anyway - Ageist?  Trump is only four years younger than Biden.  What - the attacks on him weren't ageist?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 14, 2021 04:06 PM (mdjgu)

6 It just occurred to me that the riots started around this time last year too. It's almost like they're on a schedule.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 14, 2021 04:06 PM (8YFRI)

7 This is just cut and past BS.

Posted by: RedNeck at April 14, 2021 04:06 PM (ylZkt)

8 I think that all comes to valuing institutions for what they were and have been, and valuing institutions for what new things they can make others do. 

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2021 04:07 PM (JTfFs)

9 I just shit my pants in stereotype!

Posted by: joey biden at April 14, 2021 04:07 PM (UHVv4)

10 What is IC?

Posted by: Pooklord at April 14, 2021 04:07 PM (WYLQs)

11 From the AP:

"Federal prosecutors will not charge a police officer who shot and killed a woman as she climbed through the broken part of a door during the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6.

Authorities had considered for months whether criminal charges were appropriate for the Capitol Police officer who fatally shot Ashli Babbitt, a 35-year-old Air Force veteran from San Diego. The Justice Department’s decision, though expected, officially closes out the investigation."

So, is anyone surprised?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 14, 2021 04:07 PM (aXxgO)

12 Troll is now posting Truth-in-advertising. 

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2021 04:08 PM (JTfFs)

13
IC = intelligence community, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2021 04:08 PM (mht8P)

14 Fuck the GOP, they kiss bureaucratic ass, because they're on the same side. Barr and Wray illustrated that better than Rembrandt ever could. Masters of deceit.

Posted by: CN at April 14, 2021 04:08 PM (xXCF0)

15 SteakUmm eats NDGT's lunch.  lol

Posted by: 4 at April 14, 2021 04:08 PM (KnJdm)

16 Nice of the troll to post in red, easier to ignore it that way.
And it's 'paste' not 'past', dumbshit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 14, 2021 04:08 PM (ifmtJ)

17 Steakumms?  Fake frozen meat is not my thing. 

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 14, 2021 04:08 PM (JUOKG)

18 Although I don't live in a rural area (suburbs of small city) am conservative and have never watched NASCAR or Deadliest Catch.
I tend to watch science-fiction, crime dramas, and documentaries. Dems actually think rural white conservatives drive around in pickups with giant Confederate flags yelling 'Murica!
Oh come on. Not all of them do.

Posted by: Rick67 at April 14, 2021 04:08 PM (ZsOoK)

19 How timely - Had Steak-umm and provolone for lunch.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 14, 2021 04:09 PM (dfRN6)

20 Put yer shirt on, dumbass.

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2021 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

21 "What is IC? Posted by: Pooklord"
$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: f'd at April 14, 2021 04:09 PM (Tnijr)

22 Petition Integrity in Kalifornia, I'm sure.  That's a nice house and nice job you have there...it would be a shame if your signature on the recall petition caused you any trouble.  This is goverment getting into the Mob's racket.  Can I use RICO against the State?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 14, 2021 04:09 PM (ynpvh)

23 Neil Diamond > Neil DeAsshoe Tyson

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2021 04:09 PM (bkPNP)

24 Science does not discover truth.

It discovers facts.  Like Professor Jones said, philosophy is down the hall.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2021 04:10 PM (KZzsI)

25 Who owns Steakummmm? How long till they go woke?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2021 04:10 PM (63Dwl)

26

"Federal prosecutors will not charge a police officer who shot and killed a woman as she climbed through the broken part of a door during the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6.

Posted by:AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 14, 2021 04:07 PM (aXxgO)

That's pretty funny phrasing for a woman who objectively barely had much of an arm through the door as she was shot. 

Again, I have seen nothing on tape that doesn't suggest that she was pushed against the door by the young men crowding into her as the camera view is obscured. 

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2021 04:10 PM (JTfFs)

27 I love Bugs

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2021 04:10 PM (Cxk7w)

28 Forget NASCAR, now advertise in ID channel and you get something! That's if you can push off Joe Namath hawking Medicare plans.

Posted by: Only Context at April 14, 2021 04:11 PM (xEIoY)

29 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

30 Degrasse-Tyson has been kneeling to the non-science for a long time. Especially for a guy that gets paid by a museum gift shop.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2021 04:11 PM (gtatv)

31
What is IC?

Posted by: Pooklord at April 14, 2021 04:07 PM (WYLQs)



IC is asshoe.

Posted by: 4 at April 14, 2021 04:11 PM (KnJdm)

32 Ace: "From the serial vouchings of Andy McCarthy..."
Yeah, if McCarthy promotes something, you can be sure it's patina on a turd. I don't know how long ago, but I think we realized way back when he's either an idiot or a fool.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 14, 2021 04:11 PM (aXxgO)

33 CRT, facts need to be truthy these days. Immunology=sociology. 

Posted by: CN at April 14, 2021 04:11 PM (xXCF0)

34 Hank Azaria apologizes 'to every Indian person' for voicing Apu in the Simpsons

Every Indian person sez: Wut?

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2021 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at April 14, 2021 04:12 PM (5FCda)

36 It's almost like they're on a schedule.

Of course they are, they wait for a certain kind of weather then end when it gets bad again.  The snowflakes in antiFA won't go out in really bad weather.  Its icky and bad for their smartphones.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2021 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

37 "Dems actually think rural white conservatives drive around in pickups with giant Confederate flags yelling 'Murica!" *sideways sheepish grin* No, but we're willing to learn!

Posted by: Common Tater at April 14, 2021 04:12 PM (V9E0V)

38 Craven fake gets beat by shaven steak. 

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2021 04:12 PM (wUcFE)

39 Biden Admin Claimed It Inked Deal With Guatemala To Increase Border Security. Guatemala Says It Never Signed.

Posted by: Neo at April 14, 2021 04:13 PM (EWc48)

40 26 did the murderer belong to Pelosi or Pence?

Posted by: CN at April 14, 2021 04:13 PM (xXCF0)

41 IC = Institutional Cunts

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 14, 2021 04:13 PM (xPl2J)

42 When Azaria returns his Simpson's royalties, I'll be impressed. Until then, GFY Hank. 

Posted by: Only Context at April 14, 2021 04:14 PM (xEIoY)

43 Is that doxxing bill only for the Newsome recall or for all petitions?

Posted by: Zeera at April 14, 2021 04:14 PM (vci7r)

44 I still can't get over that will live in a country that permits doxing - and the request comes from the government itself.  They aren't even pretending to hide their violence. The see it as a valuable tool to ram through their agenda/politicians.

Posted by: Mike at April 14, 2021 04:14 PM (kxfaA)

45 I have never had a steakumm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 04:14 PM (lmikk)

46
Craven fake gets beat by shaven steak.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2021 04:12 PM (wUcFE)



Lips and assholes pummels dumb-assed brown-nose.

Posted by: 4 at April 14, 2021 04:14 PM (KnJdm)

47 Intelligence Community?

Posted by: Only Context at April 14, 2021 04:14 PM (xEIoY)

48 What's up, Duck?

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 14, 2021 04:15 PM (SmsR0)

49 So, is anyone surprised?

Not in the least.  And I guarantee you that you will never hear a word from Babbitt's family from this day forward.  They have either been bought off (ha! I keel myself) or not-so-subtly told that if they are seen as nuisances to the Deep State, they will be Epstein'd.

There's never a domestic terrorist ready with a suitcase nuke on his way to DC when you need one.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2021 04:15 PM (2JVJo)

50 When Azaria returns his Simpson's royalties, I'll be impressed. Until then, GFY Hank.  Posted by: Only Context at April 14, 2021 04:14 PM (xEIoY)


Whoa whoa he's not THAT sorry. 

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2021 04:15 PM (wUcFE)

51 Read some comment that some big investors are buying up a lot of single-family houses.

If you're thinking of selling maybe bump up the price?

https://voxday.blogspot.com/2021/04/mailvox-why-you-cant-buy-houses.html

I got there from reading a Takimag Sailer column on race activists going after your house's equity.

https://www.takimag.com/article/a-house-divided/

Posted by: Stonn at April 14, 2021 04:15 PM (kTmsO)

52 NASCAR and Deadliest Catch are broadcast on cable networks.  Lots of rural Americans DON'T HAVE CABLE, you fucking idiots.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

53 It would be a surprise to me if DOJ actually investigated the killing of Ashli Babbit.  From all appearances, they did not.  And I think they announced it today specifically because the former officer in Minneapolis was just arrested.  
Because they want us to know how things are.  

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2021 04:15 PM (ZfRYq)

54 A Cafe video Ace https://youtu.be/WWQ2Xl9Se74

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2021 04:15 PM (Cxk7w)

55
I think we realized way back when he's either an idiot or a fool.

Posted by:AnonyBotymousDrivel



Have you forgotten the word *and*?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2021 04:15 PM (gtatv)

56 NDT- Science isn't true, it's a method.  Material reality is true, and science is a way of addressing it to determine its true nature.  I really shouldn't have to tell you this.  Perhaps you should stick to the planetarium bookstore.

Posted by: pep at April 14, 2021 04:15 PM (v16oJ)

57 Homer says SteakUmm

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2021 04:16 PM (3H9h1)

58 I hope the democrats expand their vaccine outreach to bags of pork rinds and cases of Bud Light.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 14, 2021 04:16 PM (a4EWo)

59
38 Craven fake gets beat by shaven steak. 

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2021 04:12 PM (wUcFE)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 04:16 PM (lmikk)

60 But when are The Simpsons' creators going to apologize for the very hurtful stereotypes of clowning that they pushed?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 14, 2021 04:17 PM (H5knJ)

61
I have never had a steakumm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 04:14 PM (lmikk)



You can do better, but it'll make a turd.

Posted by: 4 at April 14, 2021 04:17 PM (KnJdm)

62 Considering that every single character on The Simpsons is a caricature of one kind or another, why is the show not shut down and the entire cast made to grovel in public?  It's ALL hateful!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 14, 2021 04:17 PM (dfRN6)

63 The white guy screaming about black lives really needs a baseball bat to the midsection swung by whomever is a big hitter in the MLB since I don't watch that shit no more.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

64 35Willowed:Horrifying video of LAPD forcibly injecting special needs people who were actively resisting the shot. They also inject a sleeping Alzheimer's patient.

( TheJokerMouce on Twitter: "So they're going after the mentally disabled/housebound ppl who CAN'T fight back/aren't allowed to say no? Gee, this reminds me of...🤔 The way Nazi's started with the mentally disabled. How long before we hear of these ppl dying? This is wrong on SO many levels! #BidensAmerica https://t.co/71bxP4wRWu" / Twitter
This disturbing footage is part of LA's "Operation Homebound."

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at April 14, 2021 04:12 PM (5FCda)

What I don't know is if these folks had guardians with medical POAs.  It that's the case, then yes, they can be forced to take vaccines, medications, and other treatments against their will, because it doesn't matter.  See the movie, "I Care A Lot"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 14, 2021 04:17 PM (ynpvh)

65 51 probably level them and put up blm apartments,  you know,  diversity.

Posted by: CN at April 14, 2021 04:17 PM (xXCF0)

66 The tapes show her being assisted through the window with head and one arm and shoulder passing.

It also shows the cop, with no warning, stepping forward and shooting her.
Those assisting her were dressed in anti-fa fashion.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2021 04:17 PM (xjlyj)

67   Just reading: Nancy Pelosi just made a cool million dollars off an insider trade deal. Her husband bought some call options for Microsoft stock before Microsoft was awarded a YUGE govt contract (reality headsets or some such shit). Stock went up 11% after the announcement.
   Mr. Pelosi cashed in big time. 
  Insider trading is legal for members or Congress. Had you or I done something like this, the SEC would've been on us like flies on shit and we would soon be in the federal pen. 
   Pelosi's trades were blatant insider trading. But Congress can do it. 

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 14, 2021 04:18 PM (Mzdiz)

68 IC = Incontinence Crotch. Jill says I've got that and she's a doctor. Like Dr Doolittle. woof! woof!

Posted by: joey biden at April 14, 2021 04:18 PM (UHVv4)

69
Biden Admin Claimed It Inked Deal With Guatemala To Increase Border Security. Guatemala Says It NeverSigned.

But we did sign it, so technically it is an inked deal.

Posted by: Hacky Psaki at April 14, 2021 04:18 PM (h5TKJ)

70
Science does not discover truth.

It discovers facts. Like Professor Jones said, philosophy is down the hall.

Posted by:Christopher R Taylorat April 14, 2021 04:10 PM (KZzsI)

People should read more Frege. 

However, central to what is our base of facts, the world is our basis of "truth". That is everything that can be accurately stated about the world around us is the truth. Thus, there is a way in which Science reveals "the truth". 

"True" and "false" mainly have to do with modeling, wording, and statements. Because what is "true" about the world, can only be made objective by putting it into terms/words, and creating statements/models. So there is a sense that judgments of "true" and "false" can only be said about statements and models ("trustworthy/strong" or "failed/fallen"). 

I'm not afraid to parallel Wittgenstein's primary statement of the Tractatus that "The World is everything which is the case." Thus the world, in some sense, is the basis for all true statements, and colloquially, "the truth". 

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2021 04:18 PM (JTfFs)

71 I've never even heard of Steak-umm until now.  On the flip side, Neil DeGrasse, I've always associated with a campus rapist pretending to be a professor.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 14, 2021 04:18 PM (03n3v)

72
I think we realized way back when he's either an idiot or a fool.

Posted by:AnonyBotymousDrivel


He's just another dem pet.  A lot of money in selling your sould and doing and saying things for the cause,

Posted by: 4 at April 14, 2021 04:18 PM (KnJdm)

73 Somewhere a museum is missing a tour guide.  

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2021 04:18 PM (pAjZN)

74 Um Neil, you can't be on the side that says science is true and also says mathematics is relative.  Dumbass 

Posted by: Only Context at April 14, 2021 04:18 PM (xEIoY)

75 10 What is IC?
Intelligence Community.   

Posted by: Hyper Inflation at April 14, 2021 04:18 PM (952RN)

76  NASCAR and Deadliest Catch are broadcast on cable networks.  Lots of rural Americans DON'T HAVE CABLE, you fucking idiots.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)


Sponge, they are also broadcast on satellite television and can be streamed through cellular services.  

Posted by: Jen the original at April 14, 2021 04:19 PM (oLbqO)

77 Red font troll is back!
Another troll did the same thing last year, change the font red to try to stand out. Must be the same one.
I wonder if all the trolls we see are actually the same person?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 14, 2021 04:19 PM (8YFRI)

78 They see it as a valuable tool to ram through their agenda/politicians. Posted by: Mike at April 14, 2021 04:14 PM (kxfaA) Almost like they see this as a feature (not a bug) in the New Imperium's arsenal of tools to dominate the unruly masses!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2021 04:19 PM (hOUT3)

79 Covid is the real Deadliest Catch. amirite ?!!???!

Posted by: shit bird at April 14, 2021 04:19 PM (2cfUo)

80 Gene Gagliardi Jr., the inventor of SteakUmm, is a genius in the world of butchery.  Obsessed with meat, and finding new ways to serve and market it.  He also invented popcorn chicken.
I remember listening to an NPR program (Planet Money, IIRC), about him.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 14, 2021 04:19 PM (mdjgu)

81 I have not watched the Simpsons in... 10-15 years?
I never thought Apu was a particularly hurtful portrayal. Hell, he is probably the most stable and successful dude in the damn show. Aside from the name and the accent- what the hell you got Hank?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 04:19 PM (lmikk)

82
What is IC?
Intelligence Community.
Posted by:Hyper Inflationat April 14, 2021 04:18 PM (952RN)
Not to be confused with "intelligence" or "community". 

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2021 04:20 PM (JTfFs)

83 petition the government, and the government will put your name on the street.
shoot a taxpayer in the neck and government will circle the wagons for you.

Posted by: x at April 14, 2021 04:20 PM (oA+QO)

84 I got doxxed  for signing a petition to define marriage as one man and one woman back in the 90s.  I was harassed but a pro gay marriage group.  At my home.  
I will never sign another petition for anything.  

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2021 04:20 PM (W2Pud)

85 Hank is apologizing like he was the manager of one of Apple's slave labor camps where they make iPhones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 04:20 PM (lmikk)

86
Ben Sasse: "Americans are blessed to have the IC it has."

Translation: I hope the FBI doesn't release their dossier of photos of me fucking underage twinks if I kiss their ass hard enough.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 14, 2021 04:20 PM (DXFDM)

87 Um Neil, you can't be on the side that says science is true and also says mathematics is relative. Dumbass
Racist.

Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson at April 14, 2021 04:20 PM (v16oJ)

88 IC is Intelligence Community. I don't know why when I post initially, my post disappears. 

Posted by: Puddleglum, future Tyrell Corp employee at April 14, 2021 04:20 PM (952RN)

89 This advertising on NASCAR and Deadliest Catch is actually good news. It means that all their plans for us are based on a fundamental misunderstanding of who we are.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2021 04:21 PM (kTF2Z)

90 Anybody still have the link to the post about Tyson recycling his own smug tweets every year?

Posted by: Fedup at April 14, 2021 04:21 PM (68ya+)

91 I was just informed by a fren working at the hospital hat indigent care patients go before those with insurance as a policy (he/she didn't tell me when this was put into place). They promise I'm first tomorrow morning though. At least they give me enough morphine to have me addicted by the time I'm released.... lol just fucking with you, I'm never getting out of here alive. I also missed the Nikki Haley having multiple quivering orgasms post below. Probably best tbh. I can taste my white privilege btw, and it tastes like death.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 14, 2021 04:21 PM (kBKcQ)

92 "Steak-umm", when the last word you remember to say is "steak". 

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2021 04:21 PM (JTfFs)

93 I said months ago that Newsome would never go, and no recall petition no matter how much over the quota or how legitimate would ever be permitted to succeed. This is a new era of power politics; the Left has the power and knows how to use it. We're still operating on quaint and dying (if not dead) premises of law and precedent. 

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 14, 2021 04:21 PM (H8QX8)

94 74 Um Neil, you can't be on the side that says science is true and also says mathematics is relative. Dumbass Posted by: Only Context at April 14, 2021 04:18 PM (xEIoY) To be fair, he could say (with a straight face) that both science and mathematics are racist!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2021 04:21 PM (hOUT3)

95 So how does this work - they guy got rich characterizing Apu. If he was really sorry, wouldn't he feel compelled to give all the money and fame back? Go live in a Pasadena?

Or is this pre-reformation Catholicism where he just has to pay some indulgence tax and not really be contrite. 

And to any Indians who feel offended - You know there is a place you can go where they do not make fun of the way Indians talk. No one dragged your ass here like they did with the blacks. Just because the blacks have that trump card, it doesn't mean anyone else does (well, OK, maybe feather indians.) Anyone not happy here can GTFO.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 14, 2021 04:21 PM (mlSi6)

96 "A 12-year-old Colorado boy who was hospitalized after his family said he tried a TikTok challenge that dared people to choke themselves until they lose consciousness has died."
After building up tolerance to Tide Pods and tablespoons of cinnamon, kids have to seek harder kicks elsewhere.

Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: OFWG at April 14, 2021 04:22 PM (qpX6U)

97

Sponge, they are also broadcast on satellite television and can be streamed through cellular services.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 14, 2021 04:19 PM (oLbqO)


But, you must have a cable or satellite package BEFORE you can stream it through cellular services.  There's a whole host of rural America that doesn't HAVE that.  They have OTA digital TV.


Average rural American isn't going to know how to get that shit for free.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

98 84I got doxxed for signing a petition to define marriage as one man and one woman back in the 90s. I was harassed but a pro gay marriage group. At my home.
I will never sign another petition for anything.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2021 04:20 PM (W2Pud)

You must've donated at least $100.  At least that USED to be the limit for disclosure in Kali.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 14, 2021 04:22 PM (ynpvh)

99 selling houses - my mother in Scottsdale was just telling me about some friends who were worried about selling their house, because it was nice and they were asking a lot.  (close to a million)  She assured them, don't worry in this market!    Results:  the house sold within 48 hours of listing, cash sale, for $40,000 MORE than the list price.  
any nice property in a good neighborhood outside of shithole cities - it's a bidding war.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 14, 2021 04:22 PM (trdmm)

100
I wonder if all the trolls we see are actually the same person?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 14, 2021 04:19 PM (8YFRI)

That would explain the lack of talent.  Anyway, trolls aren't people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2021 04:23 PM (xfb67)

101 I'm still here, unvaccinated, waiting for the line to go down so I can seriously consider the JnJ shot.  And no amount of advertising I don't see is going to move me.

Posted by: Ozborn at April 14, 2021 04:23 PM (4EtuC)

102 Great news, guys! We're offering 5% off Uranus puzzles this week!

Posted by: Neil DeGrassi Junior High Tyson at April 14, 2021 04:23 PM (h5TKJ)

103 Would you like a Squishee with your hot dog?

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2021 04:24 PM (v0R5T)

104 In all fairness - SteakEms are pretty good. Better than hot dogs.

Posted by: Like A Rock at April 14, 2021 04:24 PM (FO8S3)

105 And to any Indians who feel offended - You know there is a place you can go where they do not make fun of the way Indians talk.
Name a Simpsons character that doesn't talk in a funny way.  They don't exist.   IT'S A COMEDY SHOW, YOU PEAWITS.

Posted by: pep at April 14, 2021 04:24 PM (v16oJ)

106 Neil De Ass has proven over and over again that he is an intellectually weak man.  

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2021 04:24 PM (gmo/4)

107 *ponders story on kid strangling himself to death*
How? I mean, did he use a garrote of some type? I mean, if you just used your hands, who could do that?
Also, when something tells you to kill yourself, maybe tell it you first.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 04:24 PM (lmikk)

108 I understand that I am a bad person, but when a 12-year-old dies from choking himself in a TikTok challenge, I have to think it's for the best.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 14, 2021 04:25 PM (H5knJ)

109 I got doxxed for signing a petition to define marriage ******************* A few years ago I got doxxed for commenting on a private Facebook thread that climate change was leftist bullshit.
The lovely lefty cunt looked for my LinkedIn profile and then started posting to other companies not to hire me because their credibility would be damaged by hiring a climate denier.
She worked for a cigarette company, for fuck's sake. So i did the same thing, publicly posting everywhere for businesses to avoid hiring her because she supports giving people cancer. She shut up right fast after that.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 14, 2021 04:25 PM (8YFRI)

110 "I wonder if all the trolls we see are actually the same person?"
Haven't seen any all day.  Good job by the mods!

Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: OFWG at April 14, 2021 04:25 PM (qpX6U)

111 But what other purpose does doxing serve, if not as an incentive for violence or intimidation?  How does this advance the public good?

Posted by: Mike at April 14, 2021 04:25 PM (kxfaA)

112
any nice property in a good neighborhood outside of shithole cities - it's a bidding war.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 14, 2021 04:22 PM (trdmm)



I am getting cold calls on my cell phone inquiring about our property, and the house is not even finished yet.

Posted by: 4 at April 14, 2021 04:25 PM (KnJdm)

113 I'm just glad to see that somehow, Steakumms has survived into the 21st century. All Natural. 100% Beef. 100% Delicious. 16 seconds of terror.

Seems they're making a push to be a thing again. If they keep the based tweets, they might actually sell a few boxes of this stuff. Might.

Posted by: clutch cargo - may contain traces of at April 14, 2021 04:25 PM (4FeUN)

114 Thank you.  Come again. 

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2021 04:25 PM (gmo/4)

115 I am all in for the Widespread Pepe Tapes - a compendium of his thoughts during this medical crisis. I know you're hurting dude but you have me in stitches (no pun intended).Good luck tomorrow 

Posted by: Only Context at April 14, 2021 04:25 PM (xEIoY)

116 Who got their ageism into my stereotype?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Living on the prison planet at April 14, 2021 04:26 PM (vcOmj)

117
I wonder if all the trolls we see are actually the same person?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 14, 2021 04:19 PM


All trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 14, 2021 04:26 PM (m+jkK)

118
Psaki said today that the WH would try to convince rural white conservatives to get the vaccine by running PSAs on NASCAR and "the Deadliest Catch.” Beyond parody.
And pairs nicely with squirrel! 

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2021 04:26 PM (JTfFs)

119 "A 12-year-old Colorado boy who was hospitalized after his family said he tried a TikTok challenge that dared people to choke themselves until they lose consciousness has died."

Um, no.....You can attempt to choke yourself, but once you pass out or start to lose consciousness, you release your grip and start to breathe normally.  
Unless this fucking kid actually HUNG himself, the story is bullshit.  Or, he fell down a flight of stairs or off a cliff when he passed out......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

120 AZ deplorable moron: "Have you forgotten the word 'and'? "
Fair enough.
And this idiotfool was a Federal prosecutor. It gives me chills. Meanwhile, we have cities of them throughout the country ready to perform this high-quality due diligence to suck.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 14, 2021 04:26 PM (aXxgO)

121 Back in the 70's when my mom first saw Steak-Umm's she was thrilled to be able to server her white trash family pretend white trash food in the form of a white trash steak sandwich.
 
I have felt so privileged in my life.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2021 04:27 PM (3H9h1)

122

Average rural American isn't going to know how to get that shit for free.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)


Sponge, I'm an average rural American as are my neighbors and friends and yes, we are quite capable of managing a cellular/ satellite setup and paying for it.  For example, take a look at Verizon's cellular coverage map. The entire country is covered with 4G, cities have 5G. The mountain ranges, particularly in the western states are the exception. 

Posted by: Jen the original at April 14, 2021 04:27 PM (oLbqO)

123 Meat based snacks are pretty much always worth giving a try (except testicles and balut.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 04:27 PM (lmikk)

124

How To Consume Media in 2021, By gp

This algorithm provides for approximately one hour of edifying media consumption:

1 Glance at next clickbait headline.
2 Fuss and fume for three seconds.
3 Repeat steps 1 and 2, 1198 times.
4 End.

Remember: Glance and React, Glance and React, ...
The faster you do it, the sooner you'll be caught up.

Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: OFWG at April 14, 2021 04:27 PM (qpX6U)

125 Can't even go into a Dunkin' Donuts or 7-11 without hearing an Indian accent.
- Retarded bowl of oatmeal Joe

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2021 04:28 PM (gmo/4)

126 I've been out today. Did we cover Hunter Biden telling the Trump kids they need to get real jobs?

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 14, 2021 04:28 PM (AD3JT)

127 123Meat based snacks are pretty much always worth giving a try (except testicles and balut.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 04:27 PM (lmikk) 

 

Especially if the balut already has feathers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 14, 2021 04:28 PM (ynpvh)

128
I am getting cold calls on my cell phone inquiring about our property, and the house is not even finished yet.

Posted by:4at April 14, 2021 04:25 PM (KnJdm)


I'm getting those and I'm not even SELLING......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

129 Neil De Ass has proven over and over again that he is an intellectually weak man.  

Posted by: Archer

History shows again and again, how nature points out the folly of man!

Carl Cosmos!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Living on the prison planet at April 14, 2021 04:28 PM (vcOmj)

130

Why are all these guys standing around to watch this girl do bike stunts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB3qTVg3hhs

Now here's a woman's sport I could watch.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2021 04:29 PM (xfb67)

131 "Unless this fucking kid actually HUNG himself, the story is bullshit. Or, he fell down a flight of stairs or off a cliff when he passed out......"
Coulda been COVID.

Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: OFWG at April 14, 2021 04:29 PM (qpX6U)

132 any nice property in a good neighborhood outside of shithole cities - it's a bidding war.
This is why we find ourselves in bit of a pickle.  Sure we can put ours on the market and get way over what it's worth but finding another home to move into is very tricky right now.  We want to move into something smaller, preferably a ranch (can't handle the stairs anymore).  They are out of sight.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 14, 2021 04:29 PM (nxdel)

133 Balut is the debil.

Posted by: Only Context at April 14, 2021 04:29 PM (xEIoY)

134 I have had my fair share of SteakUmm, in a pinch there good but if you can get shaved steak fresh it's the way to go.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2021 04:30 PM (Cxk7w)

135
After building up tolerance to Tide Pods and tablespoons of cinnamon, kids have to seek harder kicks elsewhere.

Posted by:gp's Lived Experience: OFWGat April 14, 2021 04:22 PM (qpX6U)

I can almost taste it. 

Posted by: Paul Revere at April 14, 2021 04:30 PM (JTfFs)

136 https://twitter.com/MythicalChef/status/1381825748269338625
"Everyone wants to talk about Steak-Umm beefing with Neil DeGrasse Tyson; no one wants to talk about how 90% of homemade cheesesteaks would be better if people used Steak-Umms instead of fresh steaks."

Posted by: Stonn at April 14, 2021 04:30 PM (kTmsO)

137 Steakumms look like they are keto friendly. They have angus, chicken and just 'beef'. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 04:30 PM (lmikk)

138 ...any nice property in a good neighborhood outside of shithole cities - it's a bidding war.

Posted by:Tom Servoat April 14, 2021 04:22 PM (trdmm)

Right now, as people flee CA the prices are skyrocketing. Scottsdale is a really nice part of AZ, so I have little doubt. I wish I could have made the jump a couple of years ago. The prices in AZ, TX, FL, ID are going up at an alarming rate. Parts of CA, not so much. Other parts of CA, a lot. 7% in 30 days makes a difference, and every home around me is well over 1M. I was hoping to get something for 3/4M, but that hope is drying up. Now that I can finally leave, I had better start doing my homework.

Not sure how sustainable the market is here. probably 3:5 homes I do here are people leaving the state. So, once the great shuffle is over with (people leaving Silicon Valley for more rural climes now they no longer have to commute), then what? Or, are the banks grabbing up more properties than they're letting on? I'm sort of leaning that way, since nobody seems to be coming to CA.

Posted by: clutch cargo - may contain traces of at April 14, 2021 04:30 PM (4FeUN)

139 Fed Beige Book out of Minneapolis reports lots of jobs but not lots of takers. Weird, huh? Also, the wages on average are 8% higher than the same period last year. Double-weird, there is a downturn in construction and real estate that is contra the larger general market.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2021 04:31 PM (VpIIl)

140 I got my notification from CVS that I need to be watchful for signs of the dreaded blot clots for 6 to 13 days after my J&J shot. I assume that the time frame will keep expanding. Thank God, Anthony Fauci's Moderna vaccine has no harmful effects whatsoever.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 14, 2021 04:31 PM (a4EWo)

141 I bought a few Hawaiian shirts and wear them, because they told my they had "prohibited" the white man from wearing them.  And I got a couple Confederate battle flags for the same reason ... never had one before. ...  Still wear the MAGA hats, that is still a valid message (they are not "Trump hats"). ...  But just believing in the intent of the WASPy founders of America -- is the biggest "insult" to these racist commies that hate our success and liberty.  It burns them like holy water on the possessed.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2021 04:31 PM (Cus5s)

142 LEAN FORWARD AND CHOKE YOURSELF!

GySgt Hartman

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2021 04:31 PM (gmo/4)

143
I'm getting those and I'm not even SELLING......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)


Neither are we.  I guess I would take a 2X assessed value offer and move off-grid in AK or something.  It's like a feeding frenzy.

Posted by: 4 at April 14, 2021 04:31 PM (KnJdm)

144 "any nice property in a good neighborhood outside of shithole cities - it's a bidding war."
I live in a shithole city, and there's a buying frenzy here too.  Can't explain it.

Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: OFWG at April 14, 2021 04:32 PM (qpX6U)

145 105:IT'S A COMEDY SHOW, YOU PEAWITS.
It was a comedy show. It hasn't been funny for a couple of decades now. Need to shoot that show out of its misery.

Posted by: Puddleglum, future Tyrell Corp employee at April 14, 2021 04:32 PM (952RN)

146 When trolls become self refernceng do they disappear poof from the universe in an oral ouroboros implosion?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2021 04:32 PM (l6b3d)

147 Steak-Um's are great. I have always been a sucker for the hoof meat.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2021 04:32 PM (VpIIl)

148 I looked it up. Kid who won the TikTok challenge used a shoelace. I'm glad our social media responsibly ensures that no one spreads harmful misinformation or ideas online.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 14, 2021 04:32 PM (H5knJ)

149 I am getting cold calls on my cell phone inquiring about our property, and the house is not even finished yet.

I've received two cold calls today on the house I sold last June.  We're in bubble territory.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 14, 2021 04:32 PM (SchxB)

150 What a terrible thing to say about the Planetarium Giftshop Manager.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 14, 2021 04:32 PM (yQpMk)

151 I have had my fair share of SteakUmm, in a pinch there good but if you can get shaved steak fresh it's the way to go. Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2021 04:30 PM (Cxk7w)

There is a pussy joke in there somewhere, yearning to get out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 14, 2021 04:32 PM (4I/2K)

152 89 This advertising on NASCAR and Deadliest Catch is actually good news. It means that all their plans for us are based on a fundamental misunderstanding of who we are.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2021 04:21 PM (kTF2Z)

This is a really good take away, IMHO

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at April 14, 2021 04:32 PM (vYZgs)

153
Lots of rural Americans DON'T HAVE CABLE

I don't even get home internet. Too far from the hub for a DSL connection. I suppose we could get satellite internet but what a joke. Tether the cell phone for a spotty connection is the best I can do at home.
I get 1 channel on the antenna. I watch it so little I couldn't even tell you what network it is.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at April 14, 2021 04:33 PM (Vu7A1)

154 148I looked it up. Kid who won the TikTok challenge used a shoelace. I'm glad our social media responsibly ensures that no one spreads harmful misinformation or ideas online.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 14, 2021 04:32 PM (H5knJ) 

 

At least they didn't say the thought the election might have been stolen; that's verbotten.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 14, 2021 04:33 PM (ynpvh)

155

Sponge, I'm an average rural American as are my neighbors and friends and yes, we are quite capable of managing a cellular/ satellite setup and paying for it. For example, take a look at Verizon's cellular coverage map. The entire country is covered with 4G, cities have 5G. The mountain ranges, particularly in the western states are the exception.

Posted by:Jen the originalat April 14, 2021 04:27 PM (oLbqO)


What I'm saying, is, while there ARE rural Americans that have satellite TV, not all do.  Also, you can have the greatest mobile phone coverage in the WORLD, but you're still not streaming all shows for FREE without some type of satellite or cable package you can log IN with to view it from your phone.


And most aren't going to spend the time researching to figure out how to do it for free.


I mean, I could be wrong, being as I only spend PART of my time in rural areas visiting family and don't live there, yet.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

156 I used to love Steakumms as a kid. My grandmother would make great sandwiches with them for us. That was the only place I remember having them. I sort of associated them with Depression-era food because of that. She lived through the Depression, my parents did not. Which is weak, NDT-level evidence, but I was a kid.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 14, 2021 04:33 PM (CX3cf)

157 What sort of loser chokes himself to death accidentally??

Posted by: zombie david carradine at April 14, 2021 04:34 PM (UHVv4)

158 Why are all these guys standing around to watch this girl do bike stunts?
It's a mystery.  I know I'm baffled.

Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson at April 14, 2021 04:34 PM (v16oJ)

159
151 I have had my fair share of SteakUmm, in a pinch there good but if you can get shaved steak fresh it's the way to go. Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2021 04:30 PM (Cxk7w)

There is a pussy joke in there somewhere, yearning to get out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 14, 2021 04:32 PM (4I/2K)

Yes. Having an actual attractive woman around is better than fucking a frozen meat snack. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 04:35 PM (lmikk)

160 "Or, are the banks grabbing up more properties than they're letting on? I'm sort of leaning that way, since nobody seems to be coming to CA."

is the CCP still moving in, or is that mostly Vancouver / Canada? ... 

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2021 04:35 PM (Cus5s)

161
Lots of rural Americans DON'T HAVE CABLE
No right is absolute. 

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 14, 2021 04:35 PM (JTfFs)

162 You ever notice when eating a philly cheesesteak, you chew and chew, and after a couple of minutes it's reduced to a wad of ... connective tissue, gristle; I don't know what.  Kinda gross if you don't swallow it before it gets to that point.

Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: OFWG at April 14, 2021 04:35 PM (qpX6U)

163
But what other purpose does doxing serve, if not as an incentive for violence or intimidation? How does this advance the public good?
Posted by: Mike


It doesn't and can't. It's passive aggressive fascism.
It underlines yet another way that the GOPe failed to halt the Left's campaign of destroying the Republic one person at a time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2021 04:35 PM (pAjZN)

164 CheeseSteaks are a serious food requirement Sauce and onions please 

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2021 04:35 PM (Cxk7w)

165 I'm just relieved it's not the guy in short shorts twerking for justice.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 14, 2021 04:35 PM (Dc2NZ)

166

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB3qTVg3hhs

Now here's a woman's sport I could watch.

Posted by:sniffybigtoeat April 14, 2021 04:29 PM (xfb67)


Not that I'm complaining, cuz she's hot, but, how come women can't figure out how to do most things without wearing the tightest clothes possible?  I mean, last time I watched the X-Games, the dudes weren't in speedos and under armor........


Then they piss about me staring at their bodies........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

167 162You ever notice when eating a philly cheesesteak, you chew and chew, and after a couple of minutes it's reduced to a wad of ... connective tissue, gristle; I don't know what. Kinda gross if you don't swallow it before it gets to that point.

Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: OFWG at April 14, 2021 04:35 PM (qpX6U) 

 

I don't know what kind of cheesesteaks you've been eating...or maybe I've been eating the wrong ones?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 14, 2021 04:36 PM (ynpvh)

168 Neil DeGrasse Tyson sucks, but he doesn't suck as much as Bill Nye yet, if only because Tyson hasn't graced us with his version of "Sex Junk". 
"Science is *true*" says idiots who haven't worked a day in a lab, trying to replicate published data.  Hell, try testing antibodies which were shown to "work" in a publication, only to not get the same result using the same cell line, dilution, whatnot.  

Posted by: Thrawn at April 14, 2021 04:37 PM (KKMoa)

169

I'm getting those and I'm not even SELLING......

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 14, 2021 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Proactive realtors get a lot of clients that way. Sometimes it's just timing. A typical one is a letter that says they've got a buyer who LOVES your home, would you consider selling it? That little cash right now can reel in a lot of sellers. In those types of markets, it's not really a lie.

Heck, I just got one from a realtor today to me and my ex (a realtor). A typical realtor does only a bit more research than a typical CNN journalist.

Posted by: clutch cargo - may contain traces of at April 14, 2021 04:37 PM (4FeUN)

170 "A 12-year-old Colorado boy who was hospitalized after his family said he tried a TikTok challenge that dared people to choke themselves until they lose consciousness has died."  After building up tolerance to Tide Pods and tablespoons of cinnamon, kids have to seek harder kicks elsewhere. Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: OFWG at April 14, 2021 04:22 PM (qpX6U)

Yes! (punches sky)

Posted by: zombie Charles Darwin at April 14, 2021 04:37 PM (mzC78)

171 166

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB3qTVg3hhs

Now here's a woman's sport I could watch.

Posted by:sniffybigtoeat April 14, 2021 04:29 PM (xfb67)


Not that I'm complaining, cuz she's hot, but, how come women can't figure out how to do most things without wearing the tightest clothes possible? I mean, last time I watched the X-Games, the dudes weren't in speedos and under armor........

Don't look, you're gay.  Do look, you're objectifying (and maybe the significant other does the choke challenge on you).

Then they piss about me staring at their bodies........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 14, 2021 04:37 PM (ynpvh)

172 Bulgogi sandwich: Nature's most perfect food.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 14, 2021 04:38 PM (sWM8x)

173

Then they piss about me staring at their bodies........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

There are guys that would watch them no matter what they wear.  Some would even watch them piss.  They wear the skimpy outfits because they know it f'ks with our brains.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2021 04:38 PM (xfb67)

174 gp's Lived Experience: OFWG: "You ever notice when eating a philly cheesesteak, you chew and chew, and after a couple of minutes it's reduced to a wad of ... connective tissue, gristle..."
Are you sure it's not sushi?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 14, 2021 04:38 PM (aXxgO)

175 Cheesesteaks are so fucking overrated. Buncha PA mongoloids. "Look ma, I put cooked meat and cheese on bread. No one's ever thought of dis b4."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 14, 2021 04:38 PM (H5knJ)

176 Wow, that came out messed up.  Copy and paste in the wrong place.
Here goes again: 

Don't look, you're gay. Do look, you're objectifying (and maybe the significant other does the choke challenge on you).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 14, 2021 04:39 PM (ynpvh)

177

Not that I'm complaining, cuz she's hot, but, how come women can't figure out how to do most things without wearing the tightest clothes possible? I mean, last time I watched the X-Games, the dudes weren't in speedos and under armor........



She doesn't want her to get her pant leg caught in the chain.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 14, 2021 04:39 PM (SchxB)

178 157What sort of loser chokes himself to death accidentally??

Posted by:zombie david carradineat April 14, 2021 04:34 PM (UHVv4)

---
A gentleman is one who never gives asphyxiation unintentionally!

Posted by: Oscar Wilde in the Streets at April 14, 2021 04:39 PM (Dc2NZ)

179 Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: OFWG at April 14, 2021 04:35 PM (qpX6U)

I don't know what you're eating, but that isn't a cheese steak.  A real cheese steak uses high quality ribeye steak. 

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2021 04:39 PM (gmo/4)

180

They wear the skimpy outfits because they know it f'ks with our brains.

Posted by:sniffybigtoeat April 14, 2021 04:38 PM (xfb67)


And scream sexism.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

181 If Hank Azaria is truly sorry about Apu, shouldn't he return or donate all of his ill-gotten gains over the last 30 years.  Don't carry the guilt Hank!

Posted by: WisRich at April 14, 2021 04:40 PM (G0vdT)

182
Now here's a woman's sport I could watch.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2021 04:29 PM (xfb67)


She's a pretty cute kid. I've seen it before and was really quite happy to just watch her go round-and-around in circles and then was like, "oh, and she does tricks too!" Can't figure out what country that is.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2021 04:40 PM (pnzcV)

183 It was a comedy show. It hasn't been funny for a couple of decades now. Need to shoot that show out of its misery.

I stopped watching when they had a Hallowe'en episode featuring Kang and Kodos going to DC to kill all the politicians and Bart said (in a line that was OBVIOUSLY post-production) "Don't forget Newt Gingrich!"

"The Simpsons" has been a shambling wreck for 20-plus years.  The only people who watch it are the ones who buy every Chicago album so they can have the complete set; they need to watch every episode.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2021 04:40 PM (2JVJo)

184 SteakUmm's corporate account dunks on... Neal DeGrasse Tyson

Yeah, but what would Spam say?

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2021 04:40 PM (v0R5T)

185 Ageism against Biden? No. It is more that he has been for decades a corrupt, lying, inept, highly compromised, and dull-witted individual who is wildly overpaid in comparison to his abilities, and has ensured that his family has been enriched on the backs of the American taxpayer for said decades. He is all of this plus has declining cognitive abilities that will only worsen.

Posted by: Cheri at April 14, 2021 04:40 PM (oiNtH)

186 "I don't know what kind of cheesesteaks you've been eating..."
Whatever I can find 800 miles west of Philadelphia.  Haven't had one in a long time, so maybe they've changed.

Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: OFWG at April 14, 2021 04:40 PM (qpX6U)

187 Hostis humani generis.

Posted by: Brother Tim at April 14, 2021 04:40 PM (OUMaO)

188 Didn't John Hancock sign the declaration with his large, can't miss signature, to defy the king and dare them to come after him. He already had a price on his head, but he wasn't afraid. Doxxing, the revolutionary way meant losing your business and your life. Everything comes back around.

Posted by: Megthered at April 14, 2021 04:40 PM (SM/op)

189 Ageism against Biden? No. It is more that he has been for decades a corrupt, lying, inept, highly compromised, and dull-witted individual who is wildly overpaid in comparison to his abilities, and has ensured that his family has been enriched on the backs of the American taxpayer for said decades. He is all of this plus has declining cognitive abilities that will only worsen.

Posted by: Cheri at April 14, 2021 04:41 PM (oiNtH)

190
She doesn't want her to get her pant leg caught in the chain.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 14, 2021 04:39 PM (SchxB)


Well....THAT explains it......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

191 I'm fine if all of you never have a Philly Cheesesteak, I'm thinking Sunday for one now for me.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2021 04:41 PM (Cxk7w)

192 184SteakUmm's corporate account dunks on... Neal DeGrasse Tyson

Yeah, but what would Spam say?

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2021 04:40 PM (v0R5T) 

 

You're car's warranty is expired...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 14, 2021 04:42 PM (ynpvh)

193 Hey everybody! Hey ace!
It's funny but I can't find quotes of the tweets from Tyson, Steak-Umm and Wendy's. Did Tyson try going after meat eaters this week and end up getting his porkhole stuffed? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2021 04:42 PM (L2ZTs)

194 Yes. Having an actual attractive woman around is better than fucking a frozen meat snack. 

That hurts.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2021 04:42 PM (2JVJo)

195
Yeah, but what would Spam say?

Posted by:  wth at April 14, 2021 04:40 PM (v0R5T)


Don't knock it, till you've fried it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

196
SteakUmm's corporate account dunks on... Neal DeGrasse Tyson

Yeah, but what would Spam say?

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2021 04:40 PM (v0R5T)



Can it, faker.

Posted by: 4 at April 14, 2021 04:43 PM (KnJdm)

197 SteakUmm is based? Huh. Guess I'll have to buy some. 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2021 04:43 PM (II3Gr)

198 I've seen it before and was really quite happy to just watch her go round-and-around in circles and then was like, "oh, and she does tricks too!"


Is the price at the demonstration same as in town?

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2021 04:43 PM (gmo/4)

199 Don't know how I managed to post twice.  Ugh.

Posted by: Cheri at April 14, 2021 04:43 PM (oiNtH)

200 She doesn't want her to get her pant leg caught in the chain.

Posted by:Blanco Basuraat April 14, 2021 04:39 PM (SchxB)

No chance of that.  How does she get in and out of those things without heavy machinery?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 14, 2021 04:43 PM (dfRN6)

201 "Neil DeGrasse Tyson sucks,"
The only reason anybody ever heard of him is that as a kid he made friends with Carl Sagan.  That's about it.
I saw Carl Sagan trying to start his balky car once.  True story.

Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: OFWG at April 14, 2021 04:43 PM (qpX6U)

202 200She doesn't want her to get her pant leg caught in the chain.

Posted by:Blanco Basuraat April 14, 2021 04:39 PM (SchxB)

No chance of that. How does she get in and out of those things without heavy machinery?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 14, 2021 04:43 PM (dfRN6) 

 

Proper lubrication?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 14, 2021 04:44 PM (ynpvh)

203

Did some internet research.  Her name is Viola Brand.  I think she's German.  Not sure though, my research was mostly focused on images and not reading stuff.

She seems quite proud of her butt.  And I don't blame her.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2021 04:44 PM (xfb67)

204
Yes. Having an actual attractive woman around is better than fucking a frozen meat snack. 

That hurts. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Thaw it first next time.

Posted by: Brother Tim at April 14, 2021 04:44 PM (OUMaO)

205 Daffy Duck being pro riot .
Would have been racist.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2021 04:44 PM (rn+eG)

206 I’m buying a shit load of SteakUmms. Philly Cheesesteaks FTW!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 14, 2021 04:44 PM (jvt6t)

207
I'm fine if all of you never have a Philly Cheesesteak, I'm thinking Sunday for one now for me.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2021 04:41 PM (Cxk7w)



Just made some last week.  Sacrilege, I know, but I use Pepper Jack.

Posted by: 4 at April 14, 2021 04:44 PM (KnJdm)

208 Now I want Penn Station. Dammit, and they do not deliver. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 04:44 PM (lmikk)

209 After building up tolerance to Tide Pods and tablespoons of cinnamon, kids have to seek harder kicks elsewhere.

Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: OFWG at April 14, 2021 04:22 PM (qpX6U)

This is proof that social media makes people dumber as they look for their "fame".  How many of you would have eaten a Tide Pod when you were a kid, no matter who told you how delicious it was? 

Posted by: DJ at April 14, 2021 04:44 PM (O3/K+)

210 You're car's warranty is expired... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 14, 2021 04:42 PM (ynpvh)
----------- I was a couple of post past this when it hit me. Golf clap.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2021 04:45 PM (kTF2Z)

211 If I couldn't get fresh shaved Rib Eye, SteakUmms would work

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2021 04:45 PM (Cxk7w)

212 is the CCP still moving in, or is that mostly Vancouver / Canada? ...

Posted by:illiniwekat April 14, 2021 04:35 PM (Cus5s)


They're definitely buying up commercial properties. About 6-7 years ago they bought Quail Lodge in Carmel Valley, a golf course/resort. Real shame, I think there was definitely some under the table shit going on there. My mother would have been heartbroken to see what they did to the course, removing the greenbelts and installing desert scape. Suddenly the view of grass going on forever turned into gravel and cactus. While Monterey Co. is draconian as far as water (you can't even install another sink in your home), this had nothing to do with county water, since they're all on their own well systems. Just Chinese bean counters and a Chinese country club thanks to your neighbors.


As far as residential, it's hard to find the info other than a house-by-house search. I'm sure a free press could get this info - but why would they do that? Nobody is going to lose control of that bubble until they're good and ready.

Posted by: clutch cargo - may contain traces of at April 14, 2021 04:45 PM (4FeUN)

213 Does anybody else never see comments on YouTube anymore? 

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2021 04:45 PM (JTfFs)

214 "A bill to expose the name and address of everyone who signs a Recall petition"
You mean like what the Feds require you to give the FEC when you donate to a candidate?

Posted by: SDN at April 14, 2021 04:45 PM (K9d/B)

215 No chance of that. How does she get in and out of those things without heavy machinery?

She's German.  I'll be the pants are made in France.  She just marches in to them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 14, 2021 04:45 PM (SchxB)

216 Yes. Having an actual attractive woman around is better than fucking a frozen meat snack. Posted by:Aetius451ADat April 14, 2021 04:35 PM (lmikk)

Since this is a SCIENCE(!) thread, somebody should volunteer themselves to test this hypothesis,

Too bad "Maddox" also has shown himself to be a leftist simp/cuckhold, because his post about people not f*cking loving science was great. 

Posted by: Thrawn at April 14, 2021 04:46 PM (KKMoa)

217 She doesn't want her to get her pant leg caught in the chain.

AOSHQ solved that problem ages ago.  We don't wear pants!  She shouldn't either.

Posted by: pep at April 14, 2021 04:46 PM (v16oJ)

218 You're car's warranty is expired... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 14, 2021 04:42 PM (ynpvh)

These calls crack me up.  I haven't had a car with a warranty on it in over 15 years.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

219
Now I want Penn Station. Dammit, and they do not deliver.

Posted by:Aetius451ADat April 14, 2021 04:44 PM (lmikk)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2021 04:46 PM (JTfFs)

220 As to the Schitt Rumney/Bill Kristol Barry Odildo jiiz-slurper cabal: "dump it". . . . . Gordon Gekko

Posted by: H8 Rino Rat Bastards at April 14, 2021 04:46 PM (5DfsO)

221 "Anyway - Ageist? Trump is only four years younger than Biden. What - the attacks on him weren't ageist?"
Yeah, and all the harpedarpy leftoid trash sure had fun time happy times mocking Ronald Reagan back in the day. 
Neatly excised from history of course, along with the fact that preznit root veggable slithered/stumbled into the white house an older man than Reagan was when he left. 

Posted by: boxx culvert, waitin' for the clampdown at April 14, 2021 04:47 PM (csBaO)

222 As has been said, since 2007....

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2021 04:47 PM (KFII5)

223 I was a couple of post past this when it hit me. Golf clap. Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2021 04:45 PM (kTF2Z) Thanks Duke, I went back and looked and I missed it too!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2021 04:47 PM (hOUT3)

224 California's counter-Enlightenment marches on.

"Counter-enlightenment" is an excellent term for it. Free thinking is being abolished. Scientific principles are being abandoned. Adherence to religious dogma must be professed in the public square under the threat of livelihoods (and eventually lives) being taken.

Posted by: pookysgirl, with apple pie A LA MODE at April 14, 2021 04:48 PM (XKZwp)

225 218You're car's warranty is expired... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 14, 2021 04:42 PM (ynpvh)

These calls crack me up. I haven't had a car with a warranty on it in over 15 years.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

I got a call the other day that was definitely a scam.  I asked how the weather was in Karachi, he replied, I'm in Dehli...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 14, 2021 04:49 PM (ynpvh)

226 216 Yes. Having an actual attractive woman around is better than fucking a frozen meat snack. Posted by:Aetius451ADat April 14, 2021 04:35 PM (lmikk)
Per Cardi B a pot full of noodles might be a reasonable substitute. 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2021 04:49 PM (II3Gr)

227 Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 04:46 PM (Zz0t1) My "antique" SiL is still getting calls offering to pay off her student loan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2021 04:49 PM (hOUT3)

228 California's counter-Enlightenment marches on.

I believe we used to call that the Dark Ages.

Posted by: pep at April 14, 2021 04:49 PM (v16oJ)

229 "How many of you would have eaten a Tide Pod when you were a kid, no matter who told you how delicious it was?"
Only if Timmy brought his dad's 8mm movie camera and filmed it.  Then we could show it in assembly hall.  1960's crowdsourced media.

Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: OFWG at April 14, 2021 04:50 PM (qpX6U)

230 Re: Fake Azaria.
Fuck that guy. In all stereotypical voices.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 14, 2021 04:50 PM (jvt6t)

231 Oh, is it that time of the week again?
@Breaking911 1m
DEVELOPING: Shooter from "higher elevation" opens fire on police officers in Gaithersburg, Maryland, authorities say. The gunman is NOT in custody.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2021 04:50 PM (pAjZN)

232 TBH, I have no idea what a steak-um is.
Some kind of processed meat? What a name though, it ranks right up there with SPAM and pink-slime.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 14, 2021 04:50 PM (mlSi6)

233 Heh I had a cheese steak sandwich from Domino's yesterday.  It was filling. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 04:50 PM (2DOZq)

234 Heh I had a cheese steak sandwich from Domino's yesterday. It was filling.

So is concrete.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 14, 2021 04:51 PM (SchxB)

235
@dcexaminer 

@CocaCola is now striking a conciliatory tone after coming under pressure from conservatives. "We believe the best way to make progress now is for everyone to come together to listen, respectfully share concerns and collaborate on a path forward."


Yeah, respect this...*makes hand gesture*

Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2021 04:51 PM (cF8AT)

236 The gunman is NOT in custody. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2021 04:50 PM (pAjZN) Gotta keep fannin' those flames bro', it is all for the best

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2021 04:51 PM (hOUT3)

237
Did some internet research. Her name is Viola Brand. I think she's German. Not sure though, my research was mostly focused on images and not reading stuff.
She seems quite proud of her butt. And I don't blame her.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2021 04:44 PM (xfb67)


from wiki:
Viola Brandand her motto, inscribed on the toothed belt, is "Du musst den Kampf mehr lieben als den Sieg" ("You have to love the fight more than the victory")


And this is the origin story of Bicycle Girl who joins the AOSHQ Justice League along with Cake Girl and Wii Fit Girl.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2021 04:51 PM (pnzcV)

238 "A bill to expose the name and address of everyone who signs a Recall petition"
You mean like what the Feds require you to give the FEC when you donate to a candidate?

Posted by:SDNat April 14, 2021 04:45 PM (K9d/B)


Funny, I can't see any parallels between giving money to a candidate (of which there are a lot of rules - even involving the IRS) and signing a petition. Petitions can be for anything from park funding to blocking a walmart from being built to getting rid of a shitty communist dictator. I see more parallels to just casting a vote. 


I'm sure at some point they'll want to be doxxing anybody that voted in the wrong governor, or at least tried. Can't have these people roaming the streets with drug dealers or child molesters. 

Posted by: clutch cargo - may contain traces of at April 14, 2021 04:52 PM (4FeUN)

239
"Anyway - Ageist? Trump is only four years younger than Biden. What - the attacks on him weren't ageist?"
Posted by:boxx culvert, waitin' for the clampdown at April 14, 2021 04:47 PM (csBaO)
You might be thinking that inconsistency is a hurdle to libs. 
Yes, they demanded that Trump take a test to prove his competency and he wasn't already senile 4 years younger than Biden. 
But consistency has no hold on the propagandists. 

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2021 04:52 PM (JTfFs)

240 Tide Pods, no. We were so poor we couldn't afford toothpaste so our Mom would sprinkle soap powder on our corn flakes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2021 04:52 PM (kTF2Z)

241 Didn't John Hancock sign the declaration with his large, can't miss signature, to defy the king and dare them to come after him. He already had a price on his head, but he wasn't afraid. Doxxing, the revolutionary way meant losing your business and your life. Everything comes back around.

"Gentlemen, you'll forgive me if I don't join in the merriment. . .but if we're arrested just now, MY name is STILL THE ONLY ONE ON THE DAMNED THING!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2021 04:52 PM (2JVJo)

242 Breaking 911
Never have a Barett around when you need one

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2021 04:52 PM (Cxk7w)

243 DEVELOPING: Shooter from "higher elevation" opens fire on police officers in Gaithersburg, Maryland, authorities say. The gunman is NOT in custody. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2021 04:50 PM (pAjZN)

How can this be? I was told Maryland has strict gun controls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2021 04:52 PM (mzC78)

244 Had a gen-u-ine cheesesteak sammich at Reading Market last time I was in Philly.  Sitting with a gaggle of vegan colleagues just made it that much more delicious. 

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 14, 2021 04:52 PM (dfRN6)

245 I got a call the other day that was definitely a scam. I asked how the weather was in Karachi, he replied, I'm in Dehli...

Posted by:jim (in Kalifornia)at April 14, 2021 04:49 PM (ynpvh)


@Ruth_A_Buzzi 

Congratulations NASA on launching the first interplanetary helicopter on Mars! By the way, someone in India wants you to know it's not too late to do something about that vehicle's extended warranty...

Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2021 04:53 PM (cF8AT)

246 183
"The Simpsons" has been a shambling wreck for 20-plus years. The only people who watch it are the ones who buy every Chicago album so they can have the complete set; they need to watch every episode.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Anachronda read all the Dune sequels, even the ones written by the son at April 14, 2021 04:53 PM (sGtp+)

247
233 Heh I had a cheese steak sandwich from Domino's yesterday.  It was filling. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 04:50 PM (2DOZq)

Used to like the Domino's sandwiches. The last time I got one though, they burned the ever loving shit out of my Buffalo Chicken. Bread, toppings, all of it. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 04:53 PM (lmikk)

248 @CocaColais now striking a conciliatory tone after coming under pressure from conservatives. "We believe the best way to make progress now is for everyone to come together to listen, respectfully share concerns and collaborate on a path forward."

Yeah, respect this...*makes hand gesture*
I'm willing to forgive the "be less white" stuff, provided of course they make a good faith gesture demonstrating their sincerity.  Let's talk reparations, Coke.

Posted by: pep at April 14, 2021 04:53 PM (v16oJ)

249 She doesn't want her to get her pant leg caught in the chain.

I am pretty sure I could bounce a quarter off that ass.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 14, 2021 04:53 PM (yQpMk)

250 2 conspiracy theories on the run on properties.  Please adjust your tinfoil hats before reading.

1 -  Chinese affiliated companies are buying up huge tracts of land.  Sometimes entire subdivisions.  Perhaps settlements are in our future?
2 - If enough land can be bought and the homes not resold, or anything built on the property the cost of housing is going to skyrocket.  It will become impossible for anyone but the uber rich to afford a new house.  Then, the government can step in and mandate what can be built on all those tracts of land.  Government housing.  For the rest of us.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2021 04:54 PM (3H9h1)

251 4FeUN?
Slowly turning back into the old site. Or not.

Posted by: clutch cargo - may contain traces of at April 14, 2021 04:54 PM (4FeUN)

252 Somebody please get me a cheese steak with swiss cheese, and don't film me while I'm daintily nibbling at it, then go get me a hunting license!!

Posted by: John Francois Kerry at April 14, 2021 04:54 PM (a4EWo)

253 243DEVELOPING: Shooter from "higher elevation" opens fire on police officers in Gaithersburg, Maryland, authorities say. The gunman is NOT in custody. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2021 04:50 PM (pAjZN)

How can this be? I was told Maryland has strict gun controls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2021 04:52 PM (mzC7

Those damn scary black guns from Indiana are at it again!

Posted by: Thrawn at April 14, 2021 04:54 PM (KKMoa)

254 Step right up, gentlemen! Don't miss your chance to commit treason!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 04:54 PM (lmikk)

255 138- Not sure how sustainable the market is here. probably 3:5 homes I do here are people leaving the state. So, once the great shuffle is over with (people leaving Silicon Valley for more rural climes now they no longer have to commute), then what? Or, are the banks grabbing up more properties than they're letting on? I'm sort of leaning that way, since nobody seems to be coming to CA.

Posted by: clutch cargo - may contain traces of at April 14, 2021 04:30 PM 


clutch, I believe that's what happening. During the real estate boom created by the dot com bubble in San Francisco, banks were accepting unvested stock options as collateral for million dollar homes. When the dot bubble burst, the effect on commercial properties was obvious. Downtown SF was a ghost town.  But you never heard anything about personal real estate collapsing, even though the paper collateral was worthless.

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 14, 2021 04:54 PM (qe5CM)

256 I'm really tiring of twitter. Don't even want to hear that word spoken.

Posted by: torabora at April 14, 2021 04:54 PM (ezWCY)

257 e: Fake Azaria.
Fuck that guy. In all stereotypical voices.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 14, 2021 04:50 PM (jvt6t)

Fuck you very much. Come again.

Posted by: Apu at April 14, 2021 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

258 "How many of you would have eaten a Tide Pod when you were a kid, no matter who told you how delicious it was?"
Now that I think about it, if I had a Tide Pod when I was a kid, I'd take it to show and tell.  Behold The Detergent Of The Future! I would shout.
Only then would I eat it.

Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: OFWG at April 14, 2021 04:55 PM (qpX6U)

259
No chance of that. How does she get in and out of those things without heavy machinery?

Posted by:Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcherat April 14, 2021 04:43 PM (dfRN6)

They weaved Spandex into "skinny jeans" these days. 

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2021 04:55 PM (JTfFs)

260 since nobody seems to be coming to CA.

What are we, chopped liver? 

Posted by: China at April 14, 2021 04:55 PM (OaZjo)

261 From the Morning Report, here are the enemies of freedom and proponents of fascism:

https://www.civicalliance.com/votingaccess/

The usual suspects.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2021 04:56 PM (ufFY8)

262

Da fuq?!
@Breaking911 

NYP: Biden called George W. Bush to discuss pulling troops out of Afghanistan

Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2021 04:56 PM (cF8AT)

263 @CocaColais now striking a conciliatory tone after coming under pressure from conservatives. "We believe the best way to make progress now is for everyone to come together to listen, respectfully share concerns and collaborate on a path forward."

This statement is worthy of a Jersey crotch grab.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 14, 2021 04:56 PM (yQpMk)

264 Politicians no longer need the goodwill of Americans because they no longer need our votes.  They get votes without us.
Corporations no longer need the goodwill of Americans because they no longer need our money.  They get our money from the politicians who confiscate it from us.

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2021 04:56 PM (ofYez)

265 "We believe the best way to make progress now is for everyone to come together to listen, respectfully share concerns and collaborate on a path forward."


In other words, "Do as we say."

Posted by: davidt at April 14, 2021 04:57 PM (EdQIG)

266
4FeUN? Slowly turning back into the old site. Or not. Posted by: clutch cargo - may contain traces of at April 14, 2021 04:54 PM (4FeUN)


Fun but with four times as much irony.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2021 04:57 PM (pnzcV)

267 Brockmire was somewhat funny then he decided to go Anti Christian. Don't think we will see an apology. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 04:57 PM (2DOZq)

268 Coca Cola: By come together and listen to each other we mean shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2021 04:57 PM (kTF2Z)

269 SteakUmm tastes like formaldehyde treated shoe leather to me.  A steer may have walked by the processing plant but that's as close and any beef ever got to this product.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2021 04:57 PM (fsD0E)

270 The usual suspects. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2021 04:56 PM (ufFY Follow the money and the graft!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2021 04:57 PM (hOUT3)

271 I just realized I do not have 1776 on dvd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 04:57 PM (lmikk)

272 Viola Brandand her motto, inscribed on the toothed belt, is "Du musst den Kampf mehr lieben als den Sieg" ("You have to love the fight more than the victory")

Her butt was fighting to get out of those pants and I love that.

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2021 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

273 Call this the Age of Counter Enlightenment.  A majority are brain dead/clueless.  

Posted by: Ziba at April 14, 2021 04:58 PM (S1hrL)

274
"We believe the best way to make progress now is for everyone to come together to listen, respectfully share concerns and collaborate on a path forward."

lol get fucked

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 14, 2021 04:58 PM (DTX3h)

275   I was just reading -- the housing and house construction market it going crazy. Basically demand bidding up prices against flat-footed supply. 
  Have you seen lumber prices lately? JHC. OSB board has nearly tripled in price. 
  The lockdowns caused a spike in demand and the suppliers weren't ready for it. 
   Add in the free money the feds are printing and throwing around and you've got the conditions for Milton Friedman's dictum of too much money chasing too few goods. 

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 14, 2021 04:58 PM (Mzdiz)

276 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2021 04:58 PM (DMUuz)

277
This statement is worthy of a Jersey crotch grab.

Posted by:G'rump928(c)at April 14, 2021 04:56 PM (yQpMk)

I gotcha progress right heyeh! 

Posted by: Vinny Barbarino at April 14, 2021 04:58 PM (JTfFs)

278 Watch Simpsons religiously for a long time until the Leftism preaching was too much to take, dropped it like a hot rock. 

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2021 04:58 PM (Cxk7w)

279 We believe the best way to make progress now is for everyone to come together to listen, respectfully share concerns and collaborate on a path forward.

I thought the rule was that collaborators get shot?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 14, 2021 04:58 PM (SchxB)

280

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB3qTVg3hhs

Now here's a woman's sport I could watch.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2021 04:29 PM (xfb67)

Thanks for making me that more sexually frustrated. I could literally look at a woman now and get her pregnant.Btw here is 5 minutes of Italian Women pole vaulting. Don't ever say I don't contribute to the cause.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AD7VnzN6fEA

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 14, 2021 04:59 PM (kBKcQ)

281 NYP: Biden called George W. Bush to discuss pulling troops out of Afghanistan Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2021 04:56 PM (cF8AT) Working across the aisle... to equally distribute the graft!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2021 04:59 PM (hOUT3)

282 I am pretty sure I could bounce a quarter off that ass.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 14, 2021 04:53 PM (yQpMk)


Bike riding ist goot fir toning die assen, Ja?

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2021 05:00 PM (gmo/4)

283 "SteakUmm tastes like formaldehyde treated shoe leather to me."
Have you tried it with Tide Pod Sauce?

Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: OFWG at April 14, 2021 05:00 PM (qpX6U)

284 Watch Simpsons religiously for a long time until the Leftism preaching was too much to take, dropped it like a hot rock. 

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2021 04:58 PM (Cxk7

They did have some awesome quotes. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 05:00 PM (2DOZq)

285 DEVELOPING: Shooter from "higher elevation" opens fire on police officers in Gaithersburg, Maryland, authorities say. The gunman is NOT in custody.
Gaithersburg? That's hardly 'hood'. Generic 'burbs'. Of course I haven't been up there in years so maybe it's devolved. 

Posted by: Puddleglum, future Tyrell Corp employee at April 14, 2021 05:00 PM (952RN)

286 nood cuomo book

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 14, 2021 05:00 PM (sGtp+)

287
SteakUmm tastes like formaldehyde treated shoe leather to me. A steer may have walked by the processing plant but that's as close and any beef ever got to this product. Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2021 04:57 PM (fsD0E)


People outside of the lower midwest don't know what beef is supposed to taste like. There I said it!

Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2021 05:01 PM (pnzcV)

288 Coca-Cola: too bad for you I just started dieting, so it'll be quite some time before I buy any of your products on a regular basis. Plus I'll probably want to return to RC Cola anyway.

And The Simpsons is obviously made today by people who are so wealthy, they have no relationship whatsoever with the real world. One of my most popular answers at Quora (sorry MisHum and everybody) is a brutal take-down about how its producers and personnel really don't GAF about its quality anymore, it's just a huge super-woke cash cow to them now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2021 05:01 PM (L2ZTs)

289 Does Coca Cola want us to sing "Come Together" (McCartney) in perfect harmony with the rest of the world? 


Posted by: Ziba at April 14, 2021 05:01 PM (S1hrL)

290 OK, now she's just screwing with us.

https://tinyurl.com/hwkrkbfc

Posted by: pep at April 14, 2021 05:02 PM (v16oJ)

291 280
Thanks for making me that more sexually frustrated. I could literally look at a woman now and get her pregnant.Btw here is 5 minutes of Italian Women pole vaulting. Don't ever say I don't contribute to the cause.

sigh. by the time i get home from work i will have forgotten in which thread this stuff was.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 14, 2021 05:02 PM (sGtp+)

292 "The Simpsons" has been a shambling wreck for 20-plus years. The only people who watch it are the ones who buy every Chicago album so they can have the complete set; they need to watch every episode.
I haven't watched the Simpsons at all this century. In fact, I can pretty much pinpoint bailing around 1997. I might have caught a few after that, but not much. Maybe I'm hypersensitive, but I was detecting wokeness creeping in back then. Something was just leaving a bad taste in my mouth - that and South Park made the show seem irrelevant. Of course, as people got dumbed down the woke factor had to keep getting dialed up to the point it was not even slightly subtle. Die Simpsons, die. 

I'd be super-fine if footage of Groening at Epstein's island was leaked. I think him spending the rest of his life wearing a mop for a wig and no front teeth would be great.

Posted by: clutch cargo - may contain traces of at April 14, 2021 05:02 PM (4FeUN)

293 248 @CocaColais now striking a conciliatory tone after coming under pressure from conservatives. "We believe the best way to make progress now is for everyone to come together to listen, respectfully share concerns and collaborate on a path forward."
Yeah, respect this...*makes hand gesture* 
I'm willing to forgive the "be less white" stuff, provided of course they make a good faith gesture demonstrating their sincerity.  Let's talk reparations, Coke.

Posted by: pep at April 14, 2021 04:53 PM (v16oJ)

You gotta love this "The best way forward after we totally behaved like hateful racist dickweeds is for you to listen to our hateful racist dickweed inanities and recognize the validity of our dickweediness and start behaving the way we demand you horrible white fucks behave."

Fuck you.  A full apology and repudiation of your stupid hateful racist rhetoric and firing of the people involved in your racist clusterfuck is the only way forward dickholes.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 14, 2021 05:03 PM (EERbD)

294  I just realized I do not have 1776 on dvd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 04:57 PM (lmikk)



Get the director's cut version with "Cool Considerate Men"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2021 05:05 PM (2JVJo)

295 Affordable housing is what scares me. There are a few big pieces of land in town that have been empty a long time. One right behind me that I would really, really hate to see filled to the gills with pregnant illegal aliens and dindu nuffins leaving the city.

Posted by: dartist at April 14, 2021 05:05 PM (+ya+t)

296 Btw here is 5 minutes of Italian Women pole vaulting. Don't ever say I don't contribute to the cause.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AD7VnzN6fEA

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 14, 2021 04:59 PM (kBKcQ)


BTW, you can thank us for the pretty blonde Italian pole vaulting women!

- Germanic tribes that sacked Rome.

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2021 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

297 Barack Obama Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ta-Nehisi Coates
All in their positions solely because of the color of their skin.

Posted by: Retard Strength at April 14, 2021 05:21 PM (uS2EJ)

298 The Republican party should replace marijuana on DEA's schedule 1.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 14, 2021 05:22 PM (KAi1n)

299 I just won a loaf of Safeway French bread!

Posted by: SFGoth at April 14, 2021 05:25 PM (KAi1n)

300 And a 16.9 oz bottle of water!  Lunch!

Posted by: SFGoth at April 14, 2021 05:27 PM (KAi1n)

301 I love Steakems or however it's spelled.  Didn't much care for them as a kid... neither did the ole man.  As I learned to like hard liquor, I also learned to like those thin slices of mystery meat on a toasted roll.

Posted by: DocCreep at April 14, 2021 05:47 PM (1pf4e)

302 Trump isn't much younger than Porridgehead.

But it was ok to attack him for his age constantly, and not Biden?

Since the media isn't politically biased, I can only assume that's because Trump was so vital for his age, so we all know it's in good fun, but when you attack a decrepit old mushbrain like Biden it's ageist and mean.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2021 05:47 PM (Uh2oA)

303 I see on Coke's Twitter page that they are very responsive to calls to 1-800-GET-COKE.  Just sayin'. 

Posted by: Vivi at April 14, 2021 06:39 PM (USW1s)

304 67   Just reading: Nancy Pelosi just made a cool million dollars off an insider trade deal. Her husband bought some call options for Microsoft stock before Microsoft was awarded a YUGE govt contract (reality headsets or some such shit). Stock went up 11% after the announcement.    Mr. Pelosi cashed in big time.    Insider trading is legal for members or Congress. Had you or I done something like this, the SEC would've been on us like flies on shit and we would soon be in the federal pen.     Pelosi's trades were blatant insider trading. But Congress can do it.  Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 14, 2021 04:18 PM (Mzdiz)
It's worse than insider trading. If I hear from a friend who works at a company that there's an as-yet-unannounced big deal going down and I should invest in that company's stock, that's insider trading. And it's a crime. But... neither of us has actually has the power to force that deal to happen the way Congress can. Congressmen can straight-up choose winners and losers in an industry, and then bet on the winners. This should be illegal, but of course it isn't.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Ecclesiastes 7:16 at April 14, 2021 07:26 PM (H3MF8)

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