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March 11, 2012

Rasmussen: Obama 42% Romney 48% Me: Meh
— CAC

Oh, and Santorum 45% Obama 44%. Romney has now lead Obama for 3 straight days, Santorum for 2. Still meh. Art thread later.

Posted by: CAC at 08:35 AM | Comments (260)
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1 National head-to-head polls are virtually worthless right now.

Once Republicans hold their convention Republican poll will get a huge bounce and Vomit will spiral into despair.

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2012 08:37 AM (YdQQY)

2 We need to drop the "meh" garbage and start getting positive about this election.

Posted by: Travis at March 11, 2012 08:37 AM (9WkMB)

3 I hear Mittens has a big stash.

Posted by: Peggy Joseph at March 11, 2012 08:37 AM (eYiNi)

4 From your fingertips to God's eye Vic.

Posted by: hobbes at March 11, 2012 08:38 AM (+CcmI)

5 Please to have some actual art and not some landscaping.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2012 08:39 AM (zzEU+)

6 We need to drop the "meh" garbage and start getting positive about this election. Posted by: Travis at March 11, 2012 12:37 PM
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I think CAC's "Meh" has more to do with Vic's observation.

Posted by: Smell of Desire or, something at March 11, 2012 08:39 AM (TrNbx)

I hear Mittens has a big stash.

He keeps it in his pants.

Posted by: CNN Anchor at March 11, 2012 08:40 AM (zzEU+)

8 Any polls taken before we have are nominee are pretty useless other than to demonstrate Obama's weakness. Once the base rallies around a nominee, it will only get worse for Obama.

I am sticking with my prediction that Romney will be the nominee, will pick a popular, telegenic conservative running mate (like Rubio), beat Obama badly and also take the Senate.

P.S., He won't pick Christie because he is from the NE. All you need to two NE'ers to REALLY turn off the south. Also, women don't like Christie's gruffness.

Romney/Rubio in a walk.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at March 11, 2012 08:40 AM (uVlA4)

9 I wish Mitt was more conservative but if it's between him and Santorum, I am going with Mitt. Rick is a terrible candidate.

Posted by: real joe at March 11, 2012 08:40 AM (w7Lv+)

10 Old and Busted: Alinsky radical socialism The New Hawtness: Kinder, gentler socialism

Posted by: Cicero at March 11, 2012 08:40 AM (eYiNi)

11 No, No, NO, CAC! Greggypoo tells us these matter, its over, that's it. Romney wins 46 states. Why oh why do you refuse to listen to the sage, the oracle, the all knowing poll man?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 11, 2012 08:42 AM (yqRWu)

12
Governor Romney is sympathetic to my muffin pill requirements, and will pass legislation mandating birth control pills, Ky-Jelly, Pink Pony Vibrator's, and for the lucky few, a sybian decorated with Swarovski Crystal.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 11, 2012 08:42 AM (TkGkA)

13 Greg, weeping in his parents basement. Family cat still missing

Posted by: dananjcon at March 11, 2012 08:42 AM (cv/XN)

14 Rick is better than Mitt any day of the week...one word: Romneycare I like my state and federal freedom (what little we still have)

Posted by: Pragmatic at March 11, 2012 08:42 AM (elHhH)

15 They obviously did not poll any wimmn.

Posted by: I am the walrus, goo goo ga joo at March 11, 2012 08:43 AM (PH+2B)

They obviously did not poll any wimmn.

I am down for some polling.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 11, 2012 08:44 AM (zzEU+)

Because we're hungering for a conservative, we tend to run all these jokers down and then feel dispair over our poor chances.

Obama's done. It's over. His only shot is to refuse to accept the election results and go full Muagbe on our asses.

Which I don't rule out completely.

But he can't get re-elected. As unelectable as anyone on our side is, he's even more unelectable.

Posted by: Truman North at March 11, 2012 08:46 AM (I2LwF)

18
Message to President Obama & Sandra Fluke: Stop trying to legislate my taco.

Posted by: S E Cupp, Brainy Chick with Big Hooter's at March 11, 2012 08:46 AM (TkGkA)

19 I have figured out a plan to get Obama out of office.

Democrats won't vote for a Republican.

Many Democrats don't like Obama.

So... when voting time comes... encourage them to JUST SAY NO. Tell them the strongest, most courageous form of protest is to NOT vote for any candidate and stay home.

Then, if Republicans come out and Democrats/ Independents stay home... O is hopefully history.

Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2012 08:47 AM (z63Tr)

20
...encourage them to JUST SAY NO.

Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2012 12:47 PM (z63Tr)

I'm down with that!

Posted by: Nancy Reagan at March 11, 2012 08:48 AM (TkGkA)

21 Obama = 99%

Racists = 1%

Obviously.

Posted by: nickless at March 11, 2012 08:49 AM (MMC8r)

22 SMOD, the dark horse candidate

Posted by: AE at March 11, 2012 08:49 AM (L5130)

23
Has Willard purchased a Volt to win the moonbat vote?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 11, 2012 08:49 AM (TkGkA)

24 Truman is right

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 11, 2012 08:51 AM (mFxQX)

25 America is now post- post-racial-president.

Posted by: nickless at March 11, 2012 08:51 AM (MMC8r)

26 If Santorum loses both southern states he should get out.

Posted by: cvb at March 11, 2012 08:52 AM (HRFxR)

27 22 SMOD, the dark horse candidate Posted by: AE at March 11, 2012 12:49 PM (L5130) Mr. Ed says that that is racialist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2012 08:52 AM (Af3Wg)

28 Chemjeff We lead in MT, ND, NE, WI, MO. That's 5. That's control of the US Senate, right there. NM, OH, VA, FL would be RINO insurance.

Posted by: CAC at March 11, 2012 08:53 AM (K6MM3)

29 But Mr. Ed could talk and not stutter

Posted by: AE at March 11, 2012 08:53 AM (L5130)

30 There is so much disinformation in the conservative side of the internet, propagated by the mentally unbalanced fringe, that some normal people begin to believe it because it is so frequently repeated.

The nuts may hate Romney with an irrational passion, but he is winning the voters. Which drives the nuts even battier.

It's fun to watch their tiny little brains explode - just remember your plastic sheeting, as if you were in the front row for a Gallagher show.

Posted by: Adjoran at March 11, 2012 08:54 AM (VfmLu)

31 10 Old and Busted: Alinsky radical socialism The New Hawtness: Kinder, gentler socialism Posted by: Cicero at March 11, 2012 12:40 PM (eYiNi) Sort of like Out - mass shootings In - gas chambers

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2012 08:54 AM (Af3Wg)

32
...we tend to run all these jokers down and then feel dispair over our poor chances.

Posted by: Truman North at March 11, 2012 12:46 PM (I2LwF)

I was in despair with both Bob Dole and John McCain, and the same creepy bad bear feeling is pulsing through my veins. Gotta shake it off and enter the voting booth with steely determination.

Oh yeah, put me in coach!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 11, 2012 08:55 AM (TkGkA)

33 How does a slut feel? Whore-a-ble.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Vajayjay at March 11, 2012 08:55 AM (VfmLu)

No fist bumping for Soledad Airhead O'Brien today.

F Bill twirp Maher, Soledad Airhead O'Brien, David Carrie Prejean is a dog Axelrod, Sandra slut Fluke, Derek still dead Bell and all of the other liberal newsmakers this week.

The sooner they are marginalized come November, the better.

Posted by: Pete_Bondurant at March 11, 2012 08:56 AM (rpo26)

35 That Missouri poll is from November.

Posted by: nickless at March 11, 2012 08:57 AM (MMC8r)

36 CAC, MO is going to be very very close. It is not a sure thing. There is the possibility of another Angle/O'Donnell disaster in the making. Posted by: chemjeff at March 11, 2012 12:55 PM (7FadD) Stu Rothenberg says her numbers are resembling Santorums in 2008, at least the ones he's started to see. I tend to agree with Stu since he is usually one of the more optimistic for Democrats. MT will be just as close margin wise, but is going R.

Posted by: CAC at March 11, 2012 08:57 AM (K6MM3)

37 What about FL SEN? Because Bill Nelson is a stuttering clusterf**k of a phony centrist DC elitist. Connie Mack (the most junior) is his opponent, and we need him, badly.

Posted by: Rocky at March 11, 2012 08:58 AM (l7aOc)

38 Posted by: Adjoran at March 11, 2012 12:54 PM (VfmLu) How can you call hating Romney "irrational passion?" The man gets a pass because he's putatively an "R" in a deep blue state. He instituted socialized medicine with Teddy Kennedy and always opts for the big government solution to any problem. Will I vote for him if he's the nominee? Of course. But let's not delude ourselves into thinking he's something he's not. He sucks on ice and we need someone who can at least articulate what conservatism is without having his tongue catch fire. I'll vote for him in the end if I have to. But until then... ROMNEY SUCKS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2012 08:59 AM (Af3Wg)

39 You Yanks "Across the Pond" have it good! At least your Conservative movement is alive and kicking there (as much as it pains us to hear you named it after the bloody Tea Party). You may be able to stave off the worst of it yet.

Posted by: Harry Dixon-Bowles at March 11, 2012 09:00 AM (I2LwF)

40 Actually, I just wanted an excuse to roll out my Harry Dixon-Bowles sock

Posted by: Truman North at March 11, 2012 09:00 AM (I2LwF)

41 24. Count Hawaii as a toss up for now too But rumor has it lingle is running ads that she'll cross the isle and work with obama....that'll kill the base out here

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 11, 2012 09:02 AM (aiMuM)

42 Posted by: Truman North at March 11, 2012 01:00 PM (I2LwF) I thought you meant Harry "Snapper" Organs of Q Division...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2012 09:02 AM (Af3Wg)

43 the most recent poll from Jan shows it a complete tie http://tinyurl.com/7nq3b48 Posted by: chemjeff at March 11, 2012 01:00 PM (7FadD) by the Democratic firm PPP. Don't freak about MA or NV. Polling has moved in Brown's favor heavily in the last few months. Less heavily so for the R in Nevada, but same deal. Also it would help if Republican polling firms actually bothered to do polling when Democratic firms are releasing 5-6 polls a week.

Posted by: CAC at March 11, 2012 09:03 AM (K6MM3)

44 Speaking of "meh" this Thursday is the 40th anniversary of "The Godfather."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2012 09:03 AM (Af3Wg)

45 Our dear leader god-king is rightfully dismissive of these pretenders

Posted by: Doom am I, full-ripe, dealing death to the worlds, engaged in devouring mankind. at March 11, 2012 09:03 AM (j2i5s)

46 But back to my original point- meh.

Posted by: CAC at March 11, 2012 09:03 AM (K6MM3)

47 On the Afghanistan news, don't run around saying "I support the troops but not the war" like some cowardly hippie fuck. My man is neck deep in that shit and I will be forced to hunt you down and make you drink your patchouli oil. I support the troops so much I'm not sure that's the correct spelling of patchouli. Fucking pussies. Don't disgrace the deployed.

Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 11, 2012 09:05 AM (sqVOl)

48 I have felt for the past year that The SCFOAMF is going to lose. I understand the Mitten Meh Factor, I was/am a Perry guy. But Obama, in my estimation, is an evil bastard. Romney is a squish but he ain't evil. And for me that's the choice. Of course I am filled with hate for SCFOAMF and watching him bounced will bring me a type of joy that I only knew that one time at band camp.

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at March 11, 2012 09:06 AM (QACbj)

49 That is all. Carry on.

Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 11, 2012 09:06 AM (sqVOl)

Fucking pussies.

Do tell

Posted by: Truman North at March 11, 2012 09:06 AM (I2LwF)

51 Racist we much!

Posted by: Barry's Drunk Dad at March 11, 2012 09:08 AM (DATOZ)

52 Im still hoping for a brokered convention which will give us palin / west But im voting in the democrat primary so i guess it doesn't matter

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 11, 2012 09:08 AM (aiMuM)

53 @49 ^This. From now until the election, Dims are going to be "poll fishing". Run 5 0r 6 polls. Pick the one that they can use to dispirit Reps or boost Dims then use it thru the MBM to kick us bloody for a news cycle or two. Meh indeed.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 11, 2012 09:08 AM (I49Jm)

54 Unfortunately if the poll were SCOAMF vs Bueller it would be 22% - 78%.

Again ABO

Posted by: ontherocks at March 11, 2012 09:08 AM (ZJCDy)

55 "I'll vote for him in the end if I have to."

You have to then because this is over. I can understand the media and blogs pretending it isn't over for the money, but why does everyone else?

Posted by: lowandslow at March 11, 2012 09:11 AM (GZitp)

56 Unfortunately if the poll were SCOAMF vs Bueller it would be 22% - 78%.

He's a righteous dude.

Posted by: nickless at March 11, 2012 09:11 AM (MMC8r)

57 58. True but Hawaii polls are as worthless as a married man's penis If case gets the nod he'll win but he's a true blue dog Hanabusa or whatever the hell her corrupt ass name is will go down hard

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 11, 2012 09:12 AM (aiMuM)

58 Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 11, 2012 01:05 PM (sqVOl)

I think you misunderstand.

The frustration that has been expressed around here about the Afghanistan conflict is directed at our feckless politicians who are incapable of winning a war.

I have yet to read a single criticism that was anything other than "If the pols won't let our troops do what they do best, then don't make them sitting ducks: pull them out."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 11, 2012 09:14 AM (nEUpB)

59 We are past the 50 point mark so:

http://tinyurl.com/7pv5wkq

Outer-wookie maintenance.

Posted by: sTevo at March 11, 2012 09:15 AM (ikBXS)

60 65 Oh, he's very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 09:16 AM (lpWVn)

61 Romneys opponents are just Hispanic hating racists.

Posted by: Avi at March 11, 2012 09:23 AM (J3gb4)

62 Not quite sure why head-to-head polls are any more worthless than any other polls at this point, at least if you're talking about somebody who isn't an unknown. Obama vs. McCain and Bush vs. Kerry were in the ballpark in November of what the polls showed at this point. They differed, but not by, say, 10 points. The one example everybody always brings up is Reagan. There was a Harris Poll showing him down 19 points at this point. There was also a Harris poll in May of that year that had him up 5 vs. Carter. Also, that was 32 years ago.

Posted by: AD at March 11, 2012 09:24 AM (CoTBI)

63 Out: 2008, 8% unemployment is horrific, and requires a change in party

In: 2012, 8% unemployment is awesome, let's throw a party

Posted by: cherry at March 11, 2012 09:26 AM (OhYCU)

64 dissapointed that AoS and other right-leaning sites pay zero attention to our primary candidates

How else do we get more Paul/Rubio/Lee/Johnson/Toomey/DeMint types?

Josh Mandel in Ohio should be a focus. Sherrod Brown just voted to kill the Keystone pipeline (as did Nelson of FL), he should be vulnerable.

And we need to promote primary challenges to Roger Wicker in MI and Lugar in IN

Posted by: Jose at March 11, 2012 09:27 AM (srIqv)

65 I think Obama's biggest liability this time around is the White Absolution Voter who thought he'd be absolved of racism and instead heard every failure of his Emptiness blamed on it. Barry ain't gettin' that group back, not a majority of them, anyway.

Posted by: nickless at March 11, 2012 09:27 AM (MMC8r)

So this Kony 2012 fellow I keep hearing about.

Is he running as an R or what?

Posted by: ErikW at March 11, 2012 09:27 AM (m6net)

67 70. Unfortunately you just described 90% of the Hawaii population Uggh At least we have great weather

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 11, 2012 09:28 AM (aiMuM)

68 http://tinyurl.com/6pa27bl

Populace about to be En-flamed.

Posted by: sTevo at March 11, 2012 09:30 AM (ikBXS)

69 SMOD, the dark horse candidate

Posted by: AE at March 11, 2012 12:49 PM (L5130)

Cosmic Ray Burst could challenge

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2012 09:30 AM (8sCoq)

70 SMOD/Racist Rock 2012!

Posted by: Filly at March 11, 2012 09:31 AM (6HEvx)

71 Clearly President Obama and Defense Secretary Panetta are responsible for soldiers going "Rogue."

A rogue military has become the core of this administration's most recent iteration of foreign policy and national defense.

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2012 09:33 AM (FDEjy)

72 Please tell me some nice things I can say about Mitt to help him win in November. I can't stand the greasy fuckstain, but I will smile and say nice stuff about him once he becomes the nominee, and of course will vote for him. A top 5 or top 10 list would be most helpful.

Posted by: eman at March 11, 2012 09:33 AM (tPXW0)

73 @82 There's been way too many. You can't even go to the pro-Romney sites?

Posted by: Kaitian at March 11, 2012 09:36 AM (et2m1)

74 Please tell me some nice things I can say about Mitt to help him win in November.

5. He's not Obama
4. His wife drives American cars
3. He's not Obama
2. {working on this one}
1. He's not Obama

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 09:37 AM (BETpH)

75 @54 its a little known fact that patchouli oil can be used as a lubricant, especially when government subsidized...

Posted by: Sandra Fuck at March 11, 2012 09:37 AM (3hN1H)

76 >A top 5 or top 10 list would be most helpful.

Posted by: eman at March 11, 2012 01:33 PM (tPXW0)

I'll have a lash:

1 never rumored to be gay

2 never dined with a known domestic terrorist

3 loves America

4 has read and is familiar with the US Constitution

5 hell that's enough for me

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2012 09:37 AM (8sCoq)

77 Mitt's Hair 2012!

Posted by: Filly at March 11, 2012 09:38 AM (6HEvx)

78 If you're not on the Mittwagon, I can dig it

JUST VOTE AGAINST THE SCOAMF

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2012 09:40 AM (8sCoq)

79 Fine 1) Doesn't apologize for America 2) Pro-Capitalism / Anti-Marxism 3) Believes in American Exceptionalism 4) He's not Obama 5) Can actually mash together complete sentences without a teleprompter 6) Doesn't bow to any country

Posted by: Kaitian at March 11, 2012 09:40 AM (et2m1)

80 Willard's pop culture references are wholesome and dreamy.

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2012 09:40 AM (FDEjy)

81 84 Please tell me some nice things I can say about Mitt to help him win in November.

"If you don't like Obama, but don't like Mitt, just don't vote."

Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2012 09:41 AM (z63Tr)

82 Barry's goin down like a Chi-Town fancy lad.

Posted by: toby928© at March 11, 2012 09:41 AM (GTbGH)

83 "Democrats Just Don't Vote."

The new SMOD.

Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2012 09:42 AM (z63Tr)

84 >> SMOD/Racist Rock 2012!

http://i43.tinypic.com/33mpqo0.jpg

SMOD references need to be accompanied with the official icon.

Posted by: sTevo at March 11, 2012 09:43 AM (ikBXS)

85 I will say I'm pretty sure Mitt's smart/religiousfied enuf to not be caught in the Oval Office bathroom with the nearest available intern.

Posted by: Filly at March 11, 2012 09:43 AM (6HEvx)

86 Mitt knows how many states there are

Mitt knows Austrian is not a language

Mitt has never used the phrase 'wee-wee'd up'

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2012 09:45 AM (8sCoq)

87 Obama's odds of winning according to Intrade haven't really dropped with the Rasmussen surge--still above 61%--so the response there is pretty meh, too.

Posted by: JonathanEllis at March 11, 2012 09:46 AM (BdzEV)

88 Mitt will not prostrate himself before the king of saudi arabia

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2012 09:47 AM (8sCoq)

89 If Romney is the Nom, I am going to treat him like my little brother. As my old man used to tell us; "If one of you comes home with a black eye, everybody better have a black eye".

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at March 11, 2012 09:49 AM (QACbj)

90 Heh - Carbonite ad on the side bar...

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at March 11, 2012 09:49 AM (yrBfb)

91 1) Doesn't apologize for America
2) Pro-Capitalism / Anti-Marxism
3) Believes in American Exceptionalism
4) He's not Obama
5) Can actually mash together complete sentences without a teleprompter
6) Doesn't bow to any country

So, basically you've got one thing. Those are all just variations on saying "not Obama"

Posted by: Heorot at March 11, 2012 09:50 AM (m2aLJ)

92 Mitt never suggested we 'embrace' the author of the black version of the Turner Diaries.

Posted by: nickless at March 11, 2012 09:50 AM (MMC8r)

93
The Hill gets it wrong again.

http://tinyurl.com/84l9kd7

Carrying the JEF's water in Olympic sized pools.

Posted by: sTevo at March 11, 2012 09:53 AM (ikBXS)

94 Willard will never set his perfectly coiffed hair on fire to score cheap political points.

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2012 09:53 AM (FDEjy)

I would LOVE a MSM reporter to ask Romney "have you ever been in a REAL fight in your life? ie, not a Political 'fight'?"\ if so, what was it you found worth fighting for?"

Test of character...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 11, 2012 09:55 AM (lZBBB)

96 Who is this Art you keep referring to?

Posted by: What would Hitch do? at March 11, 2012 09:56 AM (zFMCq)

97 Have any of you seen my rubber mallet?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 11, 2012 09:57 AM (hO8IJ)

98 Presidential polls vs Obama will really not be meaningful until about one Month after the Republican convention. By then it all should be settled out.

Fully expect the polls dominated by the media to be all pro-Obama.

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2012 09:57 AM (YdQQY)

99 ""I think Obama's biggest liability this time around is the White Absolution Voter who thought he'd be absolved of racism and instead heard every failure of his Emptiness blamed on it. Barry ain't gettin' that group back, not a majority of them, anyway.""

Oh yeah, no doubt. I have seen some of it already.

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 09:57 AM (FMbng)

100 Thera no way Romney or Santorum or any of our candidates beats Obama. He's just that untouchable. Sincerely, Gerg

Posted by: nikkolai at March 11, 2012 09:58 AM (pSsN0)

101 Fully expect the polls dominated by the media to be all pro-Obama.

This.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 09:59 AM (SsG4J)

102 114 Please tell me some nice things I can say about Mitt to help him win in November. He didn't increase the deficit by 6 trillion dollars.

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 11, 2012 10:01 AM (vFl6D)

103 My state votes on Tuesday. The drinking begins now so that I'm sufficiently plastered to do what I gotta do.

Posted by: Filly at March 11, 2012 10:01 AM (6HEvx)

104 @   110

       Oooops.

       Here.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 11, 2012 10:01 AM (SAMxH)

105 @119 for Romney I assume?

Posted by: Kaitian at March 11, 2012 10:02 AM (et2m1)

106 @122 Would you prefer President Reincarnated Jesus, making sure you're not practicing sodomy in the bedroom, the nation's most devastating crisis facing us?

Posted by: Kaitian at March 11, 2012 10:04 AM (et2m1)

107 O/T. Alan Grayson totals his Mercedes on way to a fund raiser. Seems he ran a red light. Story at Weasel Zip.

Posted by: Ronster at March 11, 2012 10:05 AM (T1nDt)

108 Rick Perry's still on the Alabama ballot, although I'm starting to like this "uncommitted" fellow.

Posted by: toby928© at March 11, 2012 10:06 AM (GTbGH)

109 Also, Romney wasn't complicit in the murder of a Border Patrol agent and hundreds of Mexican citizens. But he still can't beat Obama. Sincerely, Gerg

Posted by: nikkolai at March 11, 2012 10:06 AM (pSsN0)

110 @124 Public Transportation for thou, not for me!

Posted by: Kaitian at March 11, 2012 10:07 AM (et2m1)

111 Alan Grayson totals his Mercedes on way to a fund raiser.

Metaphor of his campaign?

Posted by: nickless at March 11, 2012 10:08 AM (MMC8r)

112 actually, I'd prefer President Agrees-With-Me-On-Everything

Good one, chemjeff!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 10:08 AM (SsG4J)

113 And we need to promote primary challenges to Roger Wicker in MI and Lugar in IN Posted by: Jose at March 11, 2012 01:27 PM (srIqv) We got a good guy running against Lugar in the primary. (Richard Murdock) Lugar is hurting for the first time in his career. Turns out.. he sold his house in Indiana when he was elected in like 1977. He lives in Virginia.. no home here and uses that address from 1977 to vote. He has only been back to Indiana a handful of times since elected. (taxpayers pay for him to stay in a swanky hotel) If he is ever going to be ousted its this year.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 10:09 AM (DGIjM)

114

Since this thread is over 100 and the only one that doesn't resemble a doornail:

Are there any Twitter types here? I've created my username and password and confirmed the account but can't get past the Twitter homepage where it keeps inviting me to sign in.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 11, 2012 10:10 AM (N5/RR)

115 SMOD has shown that it doesn't want the big prize this year, but I do and I'm stepping up my campaign

http://tinyurl.com/77mp6c3

Two More Solar Flares Erupt on Active Sun Saturday

"Two new solar flares erupted from the sun today (March 10), blasting streams of plasma and charged particles into space."

"The outbursts were both categorized as M-class solar flares, and exploded from the surface of the sun at 12:27 a.m. EST(0527 GMT) and 12:44 p.m. EST (1744 GMT), respectively, according to NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Md"

Posted by: Massive Solar Flare 2012 at March 11, 2012 10:11 AM (Y+DPZ)

116 I met an Orthodox Jewish gentleman this weekend who said the Orthodox population is good and pissed with SCOAMF.

Posted by: Filly at March 11, 2012 10:12 AM (6HEvx)

117 What exactly are you looking for?
If this is your passive-aggressive way of saying "Romney's not a true conservative" then save it - we know, he's not.

The positive case.
Ah "passive-aggressive" and "true conservative" in one sentence. Impressive.

Posted by: Heorot at March 11, 2012 10:13 AM (m2aLJ)

118 79 SMOD, the dark horse candidate

Posted by: AE at March 11, 2012 12:49 PM (L5130)

Cosmic Ray Burst could challenge
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2012 01:30 PM

Yeh, where are your guys? Just TALKING about running

I'm out there reaching out to the people RIGHT NOW !!

Posted by: Massive Solar Flare 2012 at March 11, 2012 10:14 AM (Y+DPZ)

119 @136. I bet JEF would rather the Pal. GAZA boys would cool it 'til after the election.

Posted by: Ronster at March 11, 2012 10:16 AM (T1nDt)

120 138 79 SMOD, the dark horse candidate Posted by: AE at March 11, 2012 12:49 PM (L5130) Cosmic Ray Burst could challenge Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2012 01:30 PM Yeh, where are your guys? Just TALKING about running I'm out there reaching out to the people RIGHT NOW !! Posted by: Massive Solar Flare 2012 at March 11, 2012 02:14 PM (Y+DPZ) I am getting ready to shake things up. You all wont be standing when I get through.

Posted by: Crust displacement at March 11, 2012 10:16 AM (DGIjM)

121 actually, I'd prefer President Agrees-With-Me-On-Everything
but since this person isn't running, I'll settle for Romney

Posted by: chemjeff at March 11, 2012 02:06 PM (7FadD)

Lol, me to, my svelte friend. Although I still have occasional twinges of "why couldn't it have been Perry?" I really loved that dude.

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 10:18 AM (BETpH)

122 I am getting ready to shake things up. You all wont be standing when I get through. Posted by: Crust displacement at March 11, 2012 02:16 PM

Talk is cheap, I'm DOING it NOW, with lots more to come. You may do it today, or 20 million years from now

Posted by: Massive Solar Flare 2012 at March 11, 2012 10:18 AM (Y+DPZ)

123 @121 'Fraid so. I agree with Santorum more, but 1) he scared me at the last debate. Dude just makes me a nervous wreck when he opens his mouth 2) Santorum is starting to get the Palis/Bush treatment from libs I know. They may not like Romney but Santorum will motivate the lib base in a way I don't think Romney will. They hate him, but they don't HHHAAAAATE him (at least not yet.) My main objective is to get SCOAMF gone, and I just think Romney is the best bet for that. Plus in the last debate he at least said he will repeal Obamacare and HHS. Oh sure, he's gonna screw me, but at least he's offering a reacharound.

Posted by: Filly at March 11, 2012 10:19 AM (6HEvx)

124 >Yeh, where are your guys? Just TALKING about running

I'm out there reaching out to the people RIGHT NOW !!

Posted by: Massive Solar Flare 2012 at March 11, 2012 02:14 PM (Y+DPZ)

you do NOT want to mess with me

Posted by: Cosmic Ray Burst at March 11, 2012 10:19 AM (8sCoq)

125 My time will come. I am truly inevitable.

Posted by: TCold Death of the Universe at March 11, 2012 10:19 AM (MMC8r)

126 The question is moot.

Posted by: mayan calendar at March 11, 2012 10:20 AM (GTbGH)

127 >Talk is cheap, I'm DOING it NOW, with lots more to come. You may do it today, or 20 million years from now

Posted by: Massive Solar Flare 2012 at March 11, 2012 02:18 PM (Y+DPZ)

oh no pretty light show in Alaska and I might drop a cell phone call

I'M SOOOOOOOO SCARED

Posted by: Cosmic Ray Burst at March 11, 2012 10:20 AM (8sCoq)

128 I believe people who say mittens are gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: cvb at March 11, 2012 10:20 AM (HRFxR)

129 CANDIDATE TO BE LOWERED BY ROPES FROM THE CEILING AT THE CONVENTION 2012!

Posted by: Filly at March 11, 2012 10:22 AM (6HEvx)

130 6. Knows what a budget is and will insist on one 7. Can take failing enterprises and turn them around 8. Great wife 9. Women like/trust him 10. Will treat our military with the respect they deserve

Posted by: small town girl at March 11, 2012 10:22 AM (CkEDN)

131

1) Not Obama
2) Not Obama
3) Not Obama
4) Has business experience

Posted by: toby928© at March 11, 2012 10:24 AM (GTbGH)

132 They may not like Romney but Santorum will motivate the lib base in a way I don't think Romney will

This.

They hate him, but they don't HHHAAAAATE him (at least not yet.)

Nominate him and we all need to duck and tuck, because they will vote against him like lemmings jumping off a cliff.

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 10:24 AM (BETpH)

133 142 I am getting ready to shake things up. You all wont be standing when I get through. Posted by: Crust displacement at March 11, 2012 02:16 PM Talk is cheap, I'm DOING it NOW, with lots more to come. You may do it today, or 20 million years from now Posted by: Massive Solar Flare 2012 at March 11, 2012 02:18 PM (Y+DPZ) You're a RINO. No core beliefs.. just bursting in with a bunch of scatter brain ideas... you may look hot but .. you will burn out. Vote for me and I can promise America ends up on the equator with balmy weather.

Posted by: Crust displacement at March 11, 2012 10:24 AM (DGIjM)

134 Mitt may have strapped the dogcage on top of the station wagon to go on the family vacation...Nancy Pelosi would have chartered an Air Force jet for the same purpose...

Posted by: Don't hate the player at March 11, 2012 10:25 AM (NOnHM)

135 CANDIDATE TO BE LOWERED BY ROPES FROM THE CEILING AT THE CONVENTION 2012!

OMG, can't stop laughing. I immediately envisioned this happening at the Dem convention. ROFLMAO.

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 10:25 AM (BETpH)

136 146 The question is moot.
Posted by: mayan calendar at March 11, 2012 02:20 PM

We consulted the experts on Nostradamus' Quatrains, and called bullshit on you

Posted by: NASA Mythbusters Dept at March 11, 2012 10:25 AM (Y+DPZ)

137 Move over SMOD, I think I am gonna be a contender

Posted by: Solar Flair at March 11, 2012 10:26 AM (i3+c5)

138 oh no pretty light show in Alaska and I might drop a cell phone callI'M SOOOOOOOO SCARED
Posted by: Cosmic Ray Burst at March 11, 2012 02:20 PM

Oh yeh? Laugh when I fry the power grids and you can't get any internet porn

Posted by: Massive Solar Flare at March 11, 2012 10:27 AM (Y+DPZ)

139 I think Obama's biggest liability this time around is the White Absolution Voter who thought he'd be absolved of racism and instead heard every failure of his Emptiness blamed on it. Barry ain't gettin' that group back, not a majority of them, anyway.
Posted by: nickless @74

Dead. Nuts. Perfect.

Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2012 10:28 AM (gre5a)

140 >>1) Not Obama
2) Not Obama
3) Not Obama
4) Has business experience

IMHO, you maybe are being too subtle. I would add:

5) Not SCOAMF
6) Not SCOAMF
7) Not SCOAMF

Posted by: Retread at March 11, 2012 10:29 AM (joSBv)

141 CANDIDATE TO BE LOWERED BY ROPES FROM THE CEILING AT THE CONVENTION 2012!

OMG, can't stop laughing. I immediately envisioned this happening at the Dem convention. ROFLMAO. Posted by: Peaches

Raaaccissst!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 11, 2012 10:30 AM (TB4sJ)

142 Oh yeh? Laugh when I fry the power grids and you can't get any internet porn Posted by: Massive Solar Flare at March 11, 2012 02:27 PM (Y+DPZ) I see you are pandering to the extreme right.

Posted by: Crust displacement at March 11, 2012 10:31 AM (DGIjM)

143 I still have occasional twinges of "why couldn't it have been Perry?" I really loved that dude.

Peaches, I'm writing him in if I'm still in California in June.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 10:31 AM (SsG4J)

144
One good thing about DST:

In 30 minutes I can have a shot and a beer.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 11, 2012 10:31 AM (7+pP9)

145 Posted by: Poor waitress at TGIF at March 11, 2012 02:28 PM (7FadD)

Pro Tip: Wear sunglasses when I am at your table!

Posted by: Solar Flair at March 11, 2012 10:32 AM (i3+c5)

146 You say:
CANDIDATE TO BE LOWERED BY ROPES FROM THE CEILING AT THE CONVENTION 2012!

I hear: lynching

RAAAACIST

(yes) this is sarcasm.

Posted by: someone at March 11, 2012 10:32 AM (bqjJT)

147 I say this as a former Perryman.
1. Mitt is competent. He went into an incredibly challenging field, and was wildly successful in starting and re-purposing companies, i.e. making them work. And he made lots of money for his investors. THAT is tough.
2. Mitt is competent. He turned around a corrupt clusterf*ck Olympics.
3. Mitt is competent. While elected Governor of BlueMass, he was able to limit their wildest excesses and made the best of the corruptocrats he had to deal with (MassLeg). I don't like RomneyCare, but I am convinced that had he not been there, it would have been much, much worse.
4. Mitt is competent. He is able to formulate complex answers on the fly.
5. His opponent is the incompetent stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.
6. Is there anything else to add?

Posted by: Ducatisti, crashed riding 120mph for Perry at March 11, 2012 10:33 AM (mr/dg)

148 of course, absent from the list is the long checklist of conservative litmus tests like "solid on abortion", "solid on taxes", "solid on gun control", because he's not these things. If that is what you are looking for, then there really isn't a positive case to be made, other than Mittens has come around eventually (sometimes begrudgingly) to adopt most of the conservative litmus tests.

Now that's a good list. Stop trying to jam me into a convenient pigeonhole. The negative case is a losers argument, go around presenting that exclusively and you make Romney sound like a loser and we will lose in the general.

Posted by: Heorot at March 11, 2012 10:35 AM (m2aLJ)

149 Polliwog - were you able to get into Twitter yet?

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 10:35 AM (P6QsQ)

150 SMOD is always going to be our savior but finds some reason not to run

SMOD = Teh Fred!

Posted by: Massive Solar Flare at March 11, 2012 10:36 AM (Y+DPZ)

151 Connie Mack ( the fourth, or fifth ) is going to crush Bill Tard Nelson in FLA

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, with algae between his knees at March 11, 2012 10:37 AM (UqKQV)

152 166 Oh yeh? Laugh when I fry the power grids and you can't get any internet porn
Posted by: Massive Solar Flare at March 11, 2012 02:27 PM

I can still go to California to get it !!!!

Posted by: Randy Marsh at March 11, 2012 10:37 AM (Y+DPZ)

153 I say this as a former Perryman.

Don't pay the Perryman
Don't even fix a price
Don't pay the Perryman
'Till he gets you to the other side

Posted by: Bad lounge singer guy at March 11, 2012 10:37 AM (xKC/c)

154 I'm feeling a tad gassy. It's time to open the window and cut one.

Posted by: Yellowstone Supervolcano at March 11, 2012 10:37 AM (33+cK)

155

I watched that HBO movie about McCain/Palin last night. .....It was horrid. Even more horrible than I thought it would be. ....When they made it last year, they must have figured that Palin would be running this year.

Posted by: wheatie at March 11, 2012 10:38 AM (dauG/)

156 there won't be any election--ANY elections, ever again

Posted by: the coming polar shift at March 11, 2012 10:38 AM (UqKQV)

157 Peaches, I'm writing him in if I'm still in California in June.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:31 PM (SsG4J)

Tammy, you may wish to re-think that strategery. The Ronulans are making a very strong push to take over what jokingly passes for the California GOP and for that very reason, as much as it makes my skin crawl, I will go Romney in the primary.

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 10:38 AM (BETpH)

158 I'm not counting the KBH senate seat as a hold for the red team yet. Texas might nominate that far left RINO Dewhurst and the Democrat may campaign to his right as Texas Democrats occasionally do.

Posted by: Bob Undead Saget at March 11, 2012 10:39 AM (dBvlk)

159 I'll sneak in at 3:30AM
wakey wakey

Posted by: Non-Smoking Meteor of Death at March 11, 2012 10:39 AM (lpWVn)

160 I watched that HBO movie about McCain/Palin last night. .....It was horrid. Even more horrible than I thought it would be. ....When they made it last year, they must have figured that Palin would be running this year. Posted by: wheatie at March 11, 2012 02:38 PM

We don't care if you hated it. You watched it so we still make money on it!

Posted by: HBO at March 11, 2012 10:40 AM (Y+DPZ)

161 Peaches, thanks for the head's up. I had no idea.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 10:40 AM (SsG4J)

162

@175.....We still have Bacon Induced Coma. ....And there is still hope for the big Polar Shift.

Posted by: wheatie at March 11, 2012 10:41 AM (dauG/)

163 October surprise my ass.

Posted by: Mayan Calendar at March 11, 2012 10:42 AM (lpWVn)

164 O/T List of conservative companies to buy from http://tinyurl.com/79rtrmp Can't vouch for their accuracy, dunno their method of determining 'conservative'. But it's a start.

Posted by: crisis du jour at March 11, 2012 10:43 AM (lV8rV)

165 Oh yeh? Laugh when I fry the power grids and you can't get any internet porn

Posted by: Massive Solar Flare at March 11, 2012 02:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

dude I will fry the ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM in a single brilliant apocalyptic pulse of energy

Posted by: Cosmic Ray Burst at March 11, 2012 10:43 AM (8sCoq)

166 We need to really start concentrating some of our efforts on Senate and House of Representative seats. Either way, that's where the battle to draw the line will be.

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 10:43 AM (P6QsQ)

167

Posted by: Mitt is the Shit! at March 11, 2012 10:44 AM (VyPkJ)

168 all right friends, I'm outta here- motorcycle ridin' weather has returned to Denver

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2012 10:44 AM (8sCoq)

169 23
Has Willard purchased a Volt to win the moonbat vote?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 11, 2012 12:49 PM (TkGkA)

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2012 10:44 AM (GjDnP)

170

Oops, premature post. Meant to do the following:

23
Has Willard purchased a Volt to win the moonbat vote?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 11, 2012 12:49 PM (TkGkA)

Or by purchasing one he could make Volt ownership toxic to leftards. Could be entertaining.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2012 10:45 AM (GjDnP)

171 Whatever happened to our Summoner of Meteors?

Posted by: torabora at March 11, 2012 10:45 AM (VyPkJ)

172 170 CANDIDATE TO BE LOWERED BY ROPES FROM THE CEILING AT THE CONVENTION 2012!

----------

Deus ex machina 2012?

Posted by: @Anachronda at March 11, 2012 10:45 AM (6fER6)

173 crisis du jour, excellent, thank you so much for posting that. I was looking for some such thing last night and had no success. Bookmarked it and will share it frequently with the morons.

Plus, so exciting to find Coors on there. Why, I think I will support them right this minute!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 10:46 AM (BETpH)

174

dude I will fry the ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM in a single brilliant apocalyptic pulse of energy

Posted by: Cosmic Ray Burst at March 11, 2012 02:43 PM (8sCoq)

Dude, I'll fry everything within a 50,000 light year radius.

Who's laughing now, bitches?

Posted by: Soft Gamma Repeater at March 11, 2012 10:47 AM (m6net)

175

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 02:35 PM (P6QsQ)

Not yet. I checked and the count exists. It just refuses to let me do anything with it.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 11, 2012 10:47 AM (N5/RR)

176 Pretty inspiring read over at Wiki regarding Mitt's old man...The guy took the fight to the big three with the Rambler no less and made AMC the seventh largest carmaker in the world. He testified before Congress on the twin evils of organized labor and big Corporations. Again, he was competing in Detroit against the three biggest car-makers in the world...Mitt's got American business in his blood. Hussein, on the other hand, has counter-cultural garbage in his blood and his head. You just know he has Mao's little red book on his bookshelf...Mitt and Hussein are polar opposites.

Posted by: Don't hate the player at March 11, 2012 10:47 AM (NOnHM)

177 >>We don't care if you hated it. You watched it so we still make money on it!

Posted by: HBO at March 11, 2012 02:40 PM (Y+DPZ)

Go take a look at Insty's page. Enough people are canceling HBO that the call centers already know the answer when they ask why.

Posted by: Retread at March 11, 2012 10:48 AM (joSBv)

178

Whatever happened to our Summoner of Meteors?

Posted by: torabora at March 11, 2012 02:45 PM (VyPkJ)

He's in semi-retirement when it comes to commenting, I think.

We should summon the Summoner.

Posted by: ErikW at March 11, 2012 10:48 AM (m6net)

179

"Has Willard purchased a Volt to win the moonbat vote?"

No-one's purchasing the volt, especially lib-tards...They only drive foreign cars...

Posted by: Don't hate the player at March 11, 2012 10:49 AM (NOnHM)

180
Is this the mental masturbation thrad?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 11, 2012 10:52 AM (T5LdI)

181 sorry Heorot, I am just tired of the incessant Romney-bashers who just spend all of their time running down Romney, day after day, and so I have become a little bit jaded to queries in the form of asking people to defend Romney

No problem. I'm conservative but that doesn't mean I'm irrational. I don't really have any absolute litmus tests, none that would apply to a candidate that made it as far as the GOP nomination anyway.

Posted by: Heorot at March 11, 2012 10:54 AM (m2aLJ)

182 It's Selection Sunday!!!!!

That is all. Continue on....

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 11, 2012 10:55 AM (HTZKb)

183

204.....Enough people are canceling HBO that the call centers already know the answer when they ask why.

Cool. .....I would love to cancel HBO, but it's in a 'bundle' on my cable package. To cull out HBO, it would cost $16 a month more to still get the other movie channels in that bundle. ....I hate my cable company almost as much as I hate HBO, the fluckers.

I still may do it anyway.

Posted by: wheatie at March 11, 2012 10:56 AM (dauG/)

184 Kony 2012 and 37 million hits in about two days? WTF is Odingas cousin in the WH planning?

Posted by: Jimmah at March 11, 2012 10:57 AM (sv7B2)

185 We should be wary of falling into the media driven fallacy that independent events must be strung together into a tidy narrative that supports an overarching worldview. Attributing Romney's success to the Establishment's machinations to nominate an easily defeated RINO lines up pretty well with what alot of conservatives feel is the ongoing tale of history, but just isn't so. Romney could have broken out of the narrative if he weren't as tonedeaf as Santorum or Rush, but we should be thankful he didn't.

Posted by: tad blatherton at March 11, 2012 10:58 AM (HueOF)

186 207
Is this the mental masturbation thrad?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 11, 2012 02:52 PM (T5LdI)

That's two threads down. This is the obsessive masturbation thread.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2012 10:59 AM (xKC/c)

187 When I wake up again, you're all history.

Posted by: The Indra at March 11, 2012 10:59 AM (lpWVn)

188

Is this the mental masturbation thrad?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 11, 2012 02:52 PM (T5LdI)

Yeah, we went ahead skipped the movie quote part of it.

Posted by: ErikW at March 11, 2012 11:00 AM (m6net)

189 That's two threads down. This is the obsessive masturbation thread.

Our Lodge is "The Sons Of Onan"

Posted by: Fappers Anonymous at March 11, 2012 11:01 AM (lpWVn)

190 I'd cancel HBO in a heartbeat if we had it, and I'd cite Game Change as the reason. Bothers me far worse than Maher ever did, for some reason.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:01 AM (SsG4J)

191 216 That's two threads down. This is the obsessive masturbation thread.

Our Lodge is "The Sons Of Onan"

Posted by: Fappers Anonymous at March 11, 2012 03:01 PM (lpWVn)

I'd like to talk more about this, but my hands are full at the moment.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2012 11:03 AM (xKC/c)

192 Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2012 02:59 PM (xKC/c)

I think your nic is my new favorte, LOL!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:03 AM (SsG4J)

193 172 Posted by: Ducatisti, crashed riding 120mph for Perry at March 11, 2012 02:33 PM (mr/dg)

You may be a former Perry man, but I have an odd feeling your ears perked up every time Cain said "9-9-9".

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 11, 2012 11:03 AM (Qxdfp)

194 >>I'd cancel HBO in a heartbeat if we had it, and I'd cite Game Change as the reason. Bothers me far worse than Maher ever did, for some reason.

Ha! So would I except I'm too cheap to have it in the first place. So take that, HBO! *shakes tiny e-fist*

From the Insty post lots of people who are dumping it cite 'political content' as the reason, a nice blanket statement that covers the idiot Maher and Game Change.

Posted by: Retread at March 11, 2012 11:07 AM (joSBv)

195 Not yet. I checked and the count exists. It just refuses to let me do anything with it. Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 11, 2012 02:47 PM

Can you type into the search bar? If so, try typing in "mama winger" and see if it will take you to my page.

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 11:07 AM (P6QsQ)

196 I adhere to the "Buckley Principle", vote for the most conservative candidate capable of winning the General Election. Please, no more Christine O'Donnells or Sharon Angles.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 11, 2012 11:08 AM (O3R/2)

197 NTY Headline: SMOD Destroys World: Women and Minorities hardest hit.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 11, 2012 11:09 AM (O3R/2)

198

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:03 PM (SsG4J)

Ms Al'Thor I blame you for the fact that I'm growling at my kids right now. I created a Twitter account but can't get to it and I'm about to throw my computer out the window.

Do I need to download something or something? I can find your tweets and stuff but everytime I try to sign in it runs me through the sign-in screen a couple of times and then invites me to prove that I'm human.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 11, 2012 11:09 AM (N5/RR)

199 There's a couple other sites that are still in the Santorum camp such as Riehl World View, HotAir (Alot of them are social conservatives), etc. These shitheads absolutely refuse to vote for Romney because abortion! Although Romney has a history of opposing abortion in Massachusetts but they're trying to base their stances off shit Romney said against Kennedy when he was running for the seat in what? 1994?

Posted by: Kaitian at March 11, 2012 11:10 AM (et2m1)

200 That list has to be wrong. It lists Kohl's as 100% of donations going to conservatives. Kohls is Senator Herb Kohl's company. The Democratic soon-to-be-retired Senator from Wisconsin.

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 11:11 AM (P6QsQ)

201 I created a Twitter account but can't get to it and I'm about to throw my computer out the window.

I hear ya....I could not find yankeefifth last night. I had to get him from Zakn Followers list. I think the Twitterz is glitchified at times.

What's your nickname?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:12 AM (SsG4J)

202 Do I need to download something or something? I

No - you shouldn't have to download anything. Hmmmm

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 11:12 AM (P6QsQ)

203 what criteria should go into a list like this?
Posted by: chemjeff at March 11, 2012 03:08 PM

If they've been targeted by Union Goons in Wisconsin. For instance, I'd add Kwik-Trip gas stations to that list. Also, is Johnsonville Brats on there? Harley Davidson is conservative too I think,

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 11:14 AM (P6QsQ)

204

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 03:07 PM (P6QsQ)

It takes me to your page I just can't do anything after that. If I try to "follow" you it says I need to sign in and, after a couple times of that, it casts doubt on my status as a human being .

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 11, 2012 11:14 AM (N5/RR)

205 Polli, did you try clearing out your cache and starting fresh?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:14 AM (SsG4J)

206 Geico's on that list but I think Warren Buffet owns Geico, doesn't he?

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 11:15 AM (P6QsQ)

207
I was for abortion before I was against it!

Posted by: Mitt Kerry Romney at March 11, 2012 11:15 AM (7+pP9)

208

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:12 PM (SsG4J)

It's @Polliwogette.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 11, 2012 11:16 AM (N5/RR)

209 it casts doubt on my status as a human being. Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 11, 2012 03:14 PM

Twitter has uncovered your secret past life as a polliwog, evidently.

Try clearing your cache, or re-starting your browser.

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 11:16 AM (P6QsQ)

210 @235: I was supposedly for abortion before I started VETOING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.

Posted by: Kaitian at March 11, 2012 11:16 AM (et2m1)

211

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:14 PM (SsG4J)

Uhm, no? How do I clear the cache again? It's been a bit.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 11, 2012 11:16 AM (N5/RR)

212 It's @Polliwogette. Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 11, 2012 03:16 PM

I'm going to see if I can go in and fetch you.

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 11:17 AM (P6QsQ)

213 There's a couple other sites that are still in the Santorum camp such as Riehl World View, HotAir (Alot of them are social conservatives), etc. These shitheads absolutely refuse to vote for Romney because abortion!

Why do you care? Santorum's not going to get the nomination and calling people shitheads isn't going to get anybody to vote for Romney.

Posted by: Heorot at March 11, 2012 11:17 AM (m2aLJ)

214 @241: Because they've lost their marbles and I stopped reading them for that reason?

Posted by: Kaitian at March 11, 2012 11:18 AM (et2m1)

215 Nope. No polliwogette.

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 11:18 AM (P6QsQ)

216 Polliwog

Here is a link for general twitter sign in trouble shooting. Don't know if the fixes listed will help but near the end is a link to twitter support.

http://www.thewindowsclub.com/twitter-sign-in-log-in-help

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 11, 2012 11:19 AM (tf9Ne)

217 Uhm, no? How do I clear the cache again? It's been a bit.

Do you use Internet Explorer? If so, up in the upper right corner of your screen, there should be something that says Tools. It's adrop down thing. Go to Internet Options, and then Delete

Also, you need to get CrapCleaner!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:20 AM (SsG4J)

218

Posted by: Kaitian at March 11, 2012 03:18 PM (et2m1)

Romney is perfect

Posted by: The Echo Chamber at March 11, 2012 11:20 AM (M8yfa)

219 It's possible you're not all the way signed up yet, but I looked and looked for yankee last night, and never could find him, so I am not sure that's it, either.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:21 AM (SsG4J)

220 Shitheads Who Won't Vote for Romney In the Primaries! UNITE!!

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 11:21 AM (P6QsQ)

221

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 03:18 PM (P6QsQ)

Hmm. When I did the twitter dot com/Polliwogette it took me to that page with my name. It didn't recognize it as my page but it did show the page as existing.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 11, 2012 11:21 AM (N5/RR)

222 Because it beats cleaning my house, I was able (without a twitter account) to find mamawinger. They don't seem to have heard of polliwogette . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 11:22 AM (BETpH)

223

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 11, 2012 03:19 PM (tf9Ne)

Thanks Buzzsaw. I'll look into it.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 11, 2012 11:22 AM (N5/RR)

224 Shitheads Who Won't Vote for Romney In the Primaries! UNITE!!

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 03:21 PM (P6QsQ)

can I be Pidge?

Posted by: The Dude at March 11, 2012 11:24 AM (M8yfa)

225 Do you use Internet Explorer? If so, up in the upper right corner of your screen, there should be something that says Tools. It's adrop down thing. Go to Internet Options, and then Delete

If you're on Firefox, go to the top and click on Tools. Then click on Clear Recent History. Then click Clear Now.

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 11:24 AM (P6QsQ)

226 I found her. Search N Marker, maybe?

Polli, go to that page again and see if you can Follow me back.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:24 AM (SsG4J)

227 chemjeff --

Which candidate in the MO Senate race is the potential Angle/O'Donnell? Are you referring to Sarah Steelman?

Posted by: Jeff B. supports SMOD/Coldcuts '12 at March 11, 2012 11:25 AM (hIWe1)

228
Why do you care? Santorum's not going to get the nomination and calling people shitheads isn't going to get anybody to vote for Romney.

Posted by: Heorot at March 11, 2012 03:17 PM (m2aLJ)

My minions are caterwauling crybabies. And I like them that way.

Posted by: Mitt Kerry Romney at March 11, 2012 11:25 AM (7+pP9)

229

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 03:22 PM (BETpH)

Which is weird because I'm looking at my page on twitter (or at least it's on another tab). I can't do anything with it but it's there.

So, how do I empty the cache again?

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 11, 2012 11:26 AM (N5/RR)

230 new thread up

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 11:26 AM (lpWVn)

231 Clear cache:

Do you use Internet Explorer? If so, up in the upper right corner of
your screen, there should be something that says Tools. It's adrop down
thing. Go to Internet Options, and then Delete

If you're on Firefox, go to the top and click on Tools. Then click on Clear Recent History. Then click Clear Now.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:27 AM (SsG4J)

232 Polli, if nothing else, just change your password.

This old broad forgets one of hers at least 10 times a month.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:28 AM (SsG4J)

233 Or maybe you're inputting N Marker when they want Polliwogette, or vice versa?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:29 AM (SsG4J)

234 242 @241: Because they've lost their marbles and I stopped reading them for that reason?

So you're relying on some secondhand information to know their positions. I don't know where they stand, I very rarely read either one. The better argument would be that they're damaging our chances in the general to no benefit, the same way that reflexively jumping to insults does.

Posted by: Heorot at March 11, 2012 11:30 AM (m2aLJ)

235 Tammy are you 'AosHQ 'ette' on Twitter?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 11, 2012 11:31 AM (HTZKb)

236 Yes, Lacey, and despite my avatar, I am not cesspoolish! I don't think I have even cussed!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:34 AM (SsG4J)

237

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:24 PM (SsG4J)

Okay, emptied the cache. Tried to "follow" you but all that happens is it goes back to your page without showing me as following. I tried to sign in with my name and that gave an "incorrect username or password" sort of message. I've tried with the e-mail too. It doesn't say it's wrong it just doesn't do anything.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 11, 2012 11:35 AM (N5/RR)

238 151 "If that is what you are looking for, then there really isn't a positive case to be made, other than Mittens has come around eventually (sometimes begrudgingly) to adopt most of the conservative litmus tests."

One thing I keep thinking of is that the only thing Romney wants more than 1 term as President is 2 terms. On that basis, he will do what he needs to to win that 2nd term and if the base really has the numbers it claims to have, they ought to be able to force his hand on specific policy decisions.

The larger part of my social circle is urban pseudo-intellectual SWPL types, e.g. people who currently work at Bain Capital. They're not stupid and they understand narrow things like how to turn an individual company around, they just don't understand human nature, history and politics. They were already saying they'd vote for Romney over Obama in late 2009. It's not a huge demographic, but the number of people who need to be swung over to the GOP to take the Presidency isn't huge, either.

Posted by: BS Inc. at March 11, 2012 11:35 AM (kItmr)

239 "This old broad..."

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:28 PM (SsG4J)

Really? I pictured you as a smokin' hot 28-year old with long legs, a sultry smile, tight sweater and...

Oh, wrong thread.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 11, 2012 11:36 AM (nEUpB)

240 The pic is cute! I was wondering how exactly that was -- had a hunched. I hunched right apparently!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 11, 2012 11:36 AM (HTZKb)

241 Okay, Polli, I'd just shut it down for a bit, I think.

Maybe I can get Zakn's attention for some help.....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:37 AM (SsG4J)

242

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:37 PM (SsG4J)

Well, thanks for trying anyway. It'd help a lot if I actually had some sort of clue what I was doing with computers in general.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 11, 2012 11:40 AM (N5/RR)

243 I've tried with the e-mail too. It doesn't say it's wrong it just doesn't do anything.Posted by olliwog, Hobbit Teahada

Are you use IE or Firefox or ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 11, 2012 11:40 AM (NCyJy)

244 Lacey, not sure if you hunching me from that avatar is good or bad, but thank you!

Mr Dildo, thank you as well, but I be 48!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:41 AM (SsG4J)

245 Polliwog - Try opening a new account and see if you have any luck. Just change your name up a bit. You might have to use another email account too. I have 2 accounts, one for business and one for politics and fun stuff, and I had to use 2 different emails.

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 11:41 AM (P6QsQ)

246 Polli, do you have any kind of ad blocking protection like Ghostery or anything?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:41 AM (SsG4J)

247 Tried it on firefox and it works. If it weren't for the fact that computers bring me all you people I'd really hate them.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 11, 2012 11:46 AM (N5/RR)

248 Can a Rick supporter PLEASE explain to me how in the world he became the "conservative" in this race despite his incredibly liberal voting record?

Right now I will declare that I will vote for Rick Santorum in my state's primary if anyone can point out to me 3 examples of major Executive Experience on his part?

I could list about 20 by Mitt.

Answer me this. Is Rick Santorum any more qualified from an experience standpoint than Barack Obama was 3 years ago? At all?

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:46 AM (uVlA4)

249 Thanks everybody. Sorry for being such a needy nuisance (feel free to reassure me that I'm not

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 11, 2012 11:47 AM (N5/RR)

250 If it weren't for the fact that computers bring me all you people I'd really hate them.

Don't forget all the lovely shopping, girl!

And HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:47 AM (SsG4J)

251 Thanks everybody. Sorry for being such a needy nuisance (feel free to reassure me that I'm not ).

Polliwog, we love you . . . glad you finally prevailed on this one.

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 11:48 AM (BETpH)

252 I've been an Executive Recruiter for 30 years.

Mitt Romney would be a serious contender to become CEO of any Fortune 500 Company in America right now. Rick Santorum wouldn't even make it past the first cut.

Case closed.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:49 AM (uVlA4)

253 Peaches you are neither needy NOR a nuisance.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:50 AM (SsG4J)

254
Answer me this. Is Rick Santorum any more qualified from an experience standpoint than Barack Obama was 3 years ago? At all?

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at March 11, 2012 03:46 PM (uVlA4)

And worse yet, unlike me -- he never supported abortion.

Posted by: Mitt Kerry Romney at March 11, 2012 11:51 AM (7+pP9)

255 Meh? Why? What has the Democrat line been all during these primaries/debates? That the Republicans are 'damaging' themselves and 'embarrassing' themselves and getting weaker against Obama. I never bought that crap for a minute. Rasmussen polls REGISTERED VOTERS and LIKELY VOTERS. All the other polls you look out by ABC News, Wash. Post., etc. etc. are usually polling ALL ADULTS and weighting the samples to heavily favor Dems. to keep Obama treading water with a lead. 3 months of Republicans kicking each other in the balls and Romney has a lead greater than the margin of error. Wait until the convention is over and the Republicans unite behind one candidate. That's when Obama's desperate position is really going to be apparent.

Posted by: manofaiki at March 11, 2012 12:21 PM (iGKkt)

256

Posted by: Don't hate the player at March 11, 2012 02:47 PM (NOnHM)

B+rry was raised by white banksters. just sayin'

Posted by: torabora at March 11, 2012 12:41 PM (VyPkJ)

257 BUT HE'S RIIIIIIIICH!!!!

Posted by: 99'er at March 11, 2012 12:54 PM (VyPkJ)

258 Even though you bitter cling-ons don't deserve me, I think I may just do you a favor and cancel the election. As a consolation prize, I will bail out the music industry by using your money to buy every one of you a big 10' record of a band that plays the blues on which to suck.

Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDesk at March 11, 2012 01:38 PM (+nCNS)

259 #287 Yes, he's rich, and he wants to help you get rich, too!

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 11, 2012 01:53 PM (GoIUi)

260 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2012 05:10 PM (7W3wI)

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