March 12, 2014

Ready for Hillary!: In Plea Bargain, Democratic Fundraiser Says Hillary Advisor Raised Funds Illegally for Her 2008 "Shadow Campaign"
— Ace

The Washington Post has the full story.

Here's the flowchart, so you understand who is making this allegation:

Washington businessman Jeffrey E. Thompson, who pleaded guilty Monday to federal conspiracy charges in a case that has focused largely on D.C. Mayor Vincent C. GrayÂ’s (D) 2010 campaign...

It is Thompson making these allegations to federal prosecutors, in his plea bargain. He implicates a Hillary advisor, who is not named in the government documents, but whose identity is known.

Thompson...

... told federal prosecutors that Clinton aide Minyon Moore asked him to fund pro-Clinton efforts in four states and Puerto Rico costing $608,750 during the hard-fought 2008 Democratic presidential primary campaign, the documents show.

So Thompson makes these claims against Clinton aide Minyon Moore.

Moore denies this (through a spokeswoman), and says he didn't know what Thompson was up to. He's claiming that he asked Thompson to do legal things, not illegal ones.

But Thompson, in his discussions with authorities, depicted Moore as playing a far more intimate role in the off-the-books campaign than was previously indicated — securing the money and helping guide the strategy by feeding internal campaign documents and receiving messages about the media coverage.

...

MooreÂ’s alleged participation in the scheme could have violated federal campaign finance laws, which prohibit officers or agents of a campaign from soliciting or arranging for illegal contributions. Election lawyers said pursuing charges against Moore could be difficult, however, because the five-year statute of limitations has expired.

The scheme involved funding "street teams," I guess to get out the vote.

The new court filings, submitted as part of ThompsonÂ’s guilty plea, lay out internal e-mails and other details portraying Moore as a central player who asked Thompson to finance the operation and then provided him and White with internal campaign strategy.

...

The documents say that Moore, who was a senior adviser to the Clinton campaign responsible for minority outreach, asked Thompson to fund the operation. The effort aimed to drive up voter turnout for Clinton in a string of key primary states as she was battling Barack Obama for the Democratic nomination.

There is, it is said, no evidence that Hillary knew of these matters.

Hot Air highlights an important part of the story:

The effort included people from League of United Latin American Citizens (LULAC), even though the organization supposedly refrains from endorsements. It’s a 501(c)4, according to its website, although it takes a little digging to find the reference. That makes it the same as those conservative groups attacked by the IRS — a category which is designed for groups that are primarily oriented to “social welfare,” and which cannot endorse or work for candidates. The “street teams” provided by LULAC and funded through off-the-books cash distributed campaign materials for Hillary, the papers allege, among other activities.

The Free Beacon has more on LULAC, including their own statement:

The money was routed through Troy White, a marketing director who pleaded guilty to insurance violations last September, and through a group identified in the plea agreement as “Civic Organization A.”

The unnamed group is LULAC, the Washington Post reported on Tuesday.

A LULAC spokesperson would not immediately confirm whether it was “Civic Organization A” when contacted by the Washington Free Beacon. However, she said the group was cooperating with federal investigators on the case.

“We are cooperating with the investigation, but we can’t comment on any specific matters,” said LULAC spokesperson Paloma Zuleta.

She referred further questions to LULAC counsel Manuel Escobar who did not return a request for comment.

I just got an email from Lois Lerner, saying that she was "going to look into these serious allegations" and "finally bring the Tea Party to justice."

Um, that's a joke, in case anyone's not sure.

Posted by: Ace at 12:05 PM | Comments (389)
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1 Clinton aide Minyon Moore


Minyon or minion?


Posted by: EC at March 12, 2014 12:07 PM (GQ8sn)

2 Oh, and first bitches!

Posted by: EC at March 12, 2014 12:08 PM (GQ8sn)

3 PIAPS, it's all very simple. If somebody cheated, was murdered, or just plain stunk, stick in on her and hammer it home.

Posted by: tcn at March 12, 2014 12:08 PM (fwcEs)

4 "Minyon" Moore??

Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2014 12:08 PM (IW1TI)

5 What, at this point, does it matter?

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2014 12:08 PM (4+AaH)

6 Why not?  Her husband got away with it.

Posted by: HR Scrooge at March 12, 2014 12:09 PM (ZKzrr)

7 Evidence of knowledge would sure beat knowledge of evidence. Or something...

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 12, 2014 12:09 PM (zllbf)

8 Ahh ain't nowayz tahrrred 'cuz I come so far fum where I'se started fum.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at March 12, 2014 12:09 PM (8ZskC)

9 Oh, and if it looks like a pig in a pant suit, walks like a cankley pig in a pant suit, and smells like a pig in a pant suit, then it must be that biatch Hillary. P-U!

Posted by: tcn at March 12, 2014 12:09 PM (fwcEs)

10 Alternate post title: But Just Don't Call Her Bossy

Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2014 12:09 PM (IW1TI)

11 It's funny how the smartest woman on the planet never knows anything.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 12, 2014 12:10 PM (zllbf)

12 Free Beacon has been kicking ass lately. What is Free Beacon's business model? They are basically a charity. They are the right-wing Think Progress, right? They don't have to make money from ad clicks -- their money is from anonymous donors. Seems the future.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 12, 2014 12:10 PM (ZPrif)

13 I'd rather she was bossy than murdery, lying and cheating.

Posted by: tcn at March 12, 2014 12:10 PM (fwcEs)

14 "The scheme involved funding "street teams," I guess to get out the vote."
Hillary's streetwalkers?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 12, 2014 12:10 PM (ImNRL)

15 I much prefer the Despicable Me Minyons...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 12, 2014 12:10 PM (23VXG)

16 Your headline is wrong.  It should read
In Plea Bargain, Democratic Fundraiser Says Hillary Adviser Raised Funds In a Way That Would Have Been Illegally for Anyone Other Than Hillary or Some Other Big Shot Democrat for Her 2008 "Shadow Campaign"

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 12, 2014 12:10 PM (XUKZU)

17 Vince Foster meet Gun, Gun meet Vince Foster.......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2014 12:10 PM (HVff2)

18 BRB Gonna fly another million miles!!!!

Posted by: Hillary!!! at March 12, 2014 12:11 PM (zOTsN)

19 Hillary's streetwalkers?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 12, 2014 04:10 PM (ImNRL)


That image probably just killed 1,000 boners.

Posted by: tcn at March 12, 2014 12:11 PM (fwcEs)

20 Democrats are obviously exempt from any laws, so the word 'illegally' should probably be stricken.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 12, 2014 12:11 PM (eoeps)

21 alt post title: Yet Another Of obama's Life Stories

Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2014 12:11 PM (IW1TI)

22 If Hillary! wins I'll finally see my 1st pussy riot.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2014 12:11 PM (slXFW)

23 I much prefer the Despicable Me Minyons...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 12, 2014 04:10 PM (23VXG)



Me, too. I have one on my shirt.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 12, 2014 12:11 PM (yh0zB)

24 So K-Street is now Cankles Causeway?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 12, 2014 12:12 PM (23VXG)

25 Moore denies this (through a spokeswoman), and says he didn't know what Thompson was up to. But Thompson, in his discussions with authorities, depicted Moore as playing a far more intimate role in the off-the-books campaign than was previously indicated IOW, lying dems are lying. Water is wet and the sun will rise in the east.....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 12:12 PM (xorT2)

26 We'll get right on this.

Posted by: Eric Holder at March 12, 2014 12:12 PM (8ZskC)

27 Clinton aide Minyon Moore


Minyon or minion?

-
Or "Mignon"?

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 12, 2014 12:12 PM (XUKZU)

28 The scheme involved funding "street teams," I guess to get out the vote." Hillary's streetwalkers OFA, SEIU, ACORN the whole friggin alphabet!! you know it!!

Posted by: Hillary!!! at March 12, 2014 12:12 PM (zOTsN)

29 Any bets I get hammered way harder than these guys do?

Posted by: Dinesh D'Souza at March 12, 2014 12:13 PM (cLRhC)

30 I expect a Leftist campaign to try and unmask Free Beacon's donors. Free Beacon is run by Center for American Freedom -- that's where the anonymous donor bucks go. CAF specifically copied the Center for American Progress model. CAP runs ThinkProgress. The Left hates anonymous donors because, since they control the Media and Cultural High Ground, they know they can destroy the lives of right-wing donors much easier than we can smear left-wing donors. Look at what they are doing to the Kochs.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 12, 2014 12:13 PM (ZPrif)

31 Got a pig roasting in the crock pot, it's about time for him to come out and get shredded for delicious sammiches.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 12, 2014 12:13 PM (yh0zB)

32 I much prefer the Despicable Me Minyons... Winner!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 12:13 PM (xorT2)

33 Moore denies this (through a spokeswoman), and says he doesn't want to go to pound me in the ass prison.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 12, 2014 12:13 PM (XUKZU)

34 Clinton aides Flunkie Foster and Stooge Stanley could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2014 12:14 PM (8ZskC)

35 And...I have pie.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 12, 2014 12:14 PM (yh0zB)

36 31 Got a pig roasting in the crock pot, it's about time for him to come out and get shredded for delicious sammiches. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 12, 2014 04:13 PM (yh0zB) Yummy, put regular bbq sauce on mine, please skip the vinegar or mustard or whatever you NC Morons use.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2014 12:14 PM (HVff2)

37
"Thompson told federal prosecutors that Clinton aide Minyon Moore asked him to fund pro-Clinton efforts in four states and Puerto Rico"





"Thompson, who later that day had a tragic deer hunting accident while attempting to hang himself in his cell...."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 12, 2014 12:15 PM (kdS6q)

38 Hillary is another of the didn't know until I read it in the newspaper club.* *Democrat members only.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2014 12:15 PM (IXrOn)

39 "The effort included people from League of United Latin American Citizens (LULAC), even though the organization supposedly refrains from endorsements. ItÂ’s a 501(c)4"

It's ACORN all the way down.

Some serious thought has to go into the idea of getting rid of "nonprofits" entirely.

There's an interesting rhetorical lever here to use against liberals.

Liberals: "But you have to allow nonprofit groups! Making them pay taxes will reduce their abilities to do, um, whatever the super important things they do are."

Conservatives: "You've been claiming for a century now that taxes are what you liberals call 'the price we pay for civilization'. Pay up, bitches. You've also been claiming that marginal tax rates have no effect on people's choices and activities. Time to put that to the test."

Posted by: torquewrench at March 12, 2014 12:15 PM (gqT4g)

40 There's that vast right-wing conspiracy again...

Posted by: Shrillery at March 12, 2014 12:15 PM (JQuNB)

41 lime book the Free Beacon staff on an all expenses beach vacation to Langkawi in Malaysia!! Got their boarding passes right here!

Posted by: Hillary!!! at March 12, 2014 12:15 PM (zOTsN)

42 And...I have pie.

What kind?

Pi Day is Friday, you know.

Posted by: HR Scrooge at March 12, 2014 12:15 PM (ZKzrr)

43 I've never regarded Hillary as a threat. There are so many scandals in her closet that she couldn't possibly survive the airing of them all. That is, unless the Republicans roll over and play dead, which is a distinct possibility.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 12, 2014 12:15 PM (bb5+k)

44 Yeah, buffers.  The Clinton organization had a lot of buffers.

Posted by: Buttonman Minyon Moore at March 12, 2014 12:16 PM (8ZskC)

45 Hillary also didnt know anything about her cattle trades, the whereabouts of Rosé billing records, Rosé billing records suddenly appearing , the fired travel department employees, Bill's affairs, healthcare meetings with lobbyists, Benghazi security or anything that could portray her in a negative light. If her signature is on it, it's because an auto pen did it.

Posted by: Rick Enrol at March 12, 2014 12:16 PM (ODr92)

46 As mentioned on the last dead thread, I spent years posting & linking on FR to Bill N' Hill's corruption. It didn't seem to matter to enough people. The end result?

Duh!1....

Posted by: backhoe at March 12, 2014 12:16 PM (ULH4o)

47 Ready for a perp walk, maybe.  Bill can do a perv walk next to her.

Posted by: flounder at March 12, 2014 12:16 PM (Kkt/i)

48 I saw this from a link from Mark LevinÂ’s show last night but I just started reading it now.

Posted by: Carol at March 12, 2014 12:16 PM (z4WKX)

49 To "Illegally fund" isn't a negative for a Democrat. It's a resume enhancer.

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2014 12:16 PM (VndSC)

50 I wonder what Chzechoslavakia and Yugoslavia think of hillary clinton right now..

Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2014 12:16 PM (IW1TI)

51 This is about my Yoga Pants...... Isn't it....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 12, 2014 12:16 PM (32Ze2)

52 I think it would be fun if Hillary! won. Think of the tabloid fodder. Will Bill move in? Will Huma? Who's sleeping where?

Posted by: Caliban at March 12, 2014 12:17 PM (DrC22)

53 51 Can't be when you can't get yoga pants over your calves, hag.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 12, 2014 12:18 PM (ojnk6)

54 OOWWWW I fell I fell again and bumped my head I am hurt dammit leave me alone what difference does it make!!

Posted by: Hillary!!! at March 12, 2014 12:18 PM (zOTsN)

55

Or "Mignon"?

 

Il est mignon, mon petit minion Minyon. 

Posted by: Hillarette en francais at March 12, 2014 12:18 PM (A0sHn)

56 That is, unless the Republicans roll over and play dead, which is a distinct possibility. Posted by: D-Lamp at March 12, 2014 04:15 PM (bb5+k) Or, if no one hears about them, except us.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2014 12:19 PM (IXrOn)

57 those Malaysian generals have almost as many campaign ribbons as the Norks



Posted by: ( I learned the truth from ) Lenny Bruce at March 12, 2014 12:19 PM (omBWL)

58 Maybe Hillary! can strike up a "friendship" with Angela Merkel!

Posted by: Caliban at March 12, 2014 12:19 PM (DrC22)

59

But the KOCH's!!!11

Posted by: Typical Lefty at March 12, 2014 12:19 PM (Q6pxP)

60 War on Womyn!!!!

Posted by: Hillary!!! at March 12, 2014 12:19 PM (zOTsN)

61 If this story gains any traction, we'll hear a lot about how the evil Koch brothers are evil and stuff.  And how this justifies all the scrutiny of the Tea Party.

Impact on Hillary and the Dems:  zero.

Posted by: Null at March 12, 2014 12:19 PM (P7hip)

62 I'll get you, my pretty, and your little country too!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 12, 2014 12:19 PM (tv7DV)

63 >> Here's the flowchart, so you understand who is making this allegation Explanatory Journalism(tm) FTW!

Posted by: Andy at March 12, 2014 12:19 PM (nuImW)

64 Ah visions of the good ole days of Clinton coffees, cattle futures and turning the Lincoln Bedroom into a Clinton fundraising hotel. Add Bill's whoremongering to the mix and you've got a recipe for endless entertainment as the republic slowly circles the drain.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 12, 2014 12:19 PM (dvRYt)

65 Vote for me - I don't like Koch!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 12, 2014 12:20 PM (tv7DV)

66 Mark Levin touched on this last night too. He said, that just like the Benghazi investigation, nobody even questioned Cankles.

Both groups just take her word that she has no knowledge of these things that may prove harmful to her political future, and with a wave of their hands, she is cleared.

Posted by: must be nice at March 12, 2014 12:20 PM (cLRhC)

67 You are discriminating against me because of my age!!!!! Ageist!!

Posted by: Hillary!!! at March 12, 2014 12:20 PM (zOTsN)

68
Minyon is a somebody in DC:

Minyon Moore was formerly CEO of the Democratic National Committee, and before that, assistant to the President of the United States, Director of the White House Office of Public Liaison, and Director of White House Political Affairs under President Bill Clinton.

And:

Moore is a member of the informal group the "Colored Girls" that Matt Bai described as " core group included several African-American women who had reached the highest echelons of Democratic politics.

Whoops! Race card played. Non-story.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 12, 2014 12:20 PM (kdS6q)

69 I'm pretty sure bringing attention to this is racist.

Posted by: jwest at March 12, 2014 12:20 PM (u2a4R)

70 Hillary knew nothing!Nothing!!

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2014 12:20 PM (zqvg6)

71 I don't believe it. Throughout their history, the Clintons have been known as nothing but honest, trustworthy folks.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 12, 2014 12:20 PM (GrtrJ)

72 Um, that's a joke, in case anyone's not sure. I hope nobody here really needed that clarification. We're not moron morons.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 12:20 PM (GXZgZ)

73 I aint noways tired

Posted by: Hillary!!! at March 12, 2014 12:21 PM (zOTsN)

74 I read that this was all targeted toward the early caucus primary thingies in PR, Texas and a few other places that Obama stole from her later in Nevada cinching the nomination. That shadow campaign was also racist.

Posted by: Daybrother watching it burn at March 12, 2014 12:21 PM (cn8Yi)

75 Man, I *really* wish this was funny. But it isn't, because it's the tip of the iceberg our ship is steaming for.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 12, 2014 12:21 PM (qyfb5)

76 Power Corrupts, and absolute power corrupts completely

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2014 12:21 PM (nzKvP)

77 those Malaysian generals have almost as many campaign ribbons as the Norks Attack on The Bathroom. Attack on The Copier. Attack on The Coffee Pot......

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 12:21 PM (xorT2)

78 Billy ooga urk ticky ticky!

Posted by: Hillary having a stroke at March 12, 2014 12:21 PM (oFCZn)

79 The mainstream media doesn't care. This is their god-queen to follow their god-king. Who by the way, has done such a swell job we, people should vote for one of his acolytes to finish the devastation.

This will be lost on the back page somewhere and steeped in a meme such as "this is all very complicated, icky law stuff, which we did not violate, those dirty "extreme", tea party kooks are just out to get us" by the press.

Posted by: Marcus T. at March 12, 2014 12:22 PM (GGCsk)

80 Power Corrupts, and absolute power corrupts completely Indubitably!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 12:22 PM (xorT2)

81 People like the Clintons have trampled over a lot of others to get where they are. If only they will come up from under their rocks.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2014 12:22 PM (IXrOn)

82

Moore is a member of the informal group the "Colored Girls"

 

Crap.  Thought it said "he" up there somewhere.  My French needs to be regendered.

Posted by: Hillarette en francais at March 12, 2014 12:22 PM (A0sHn)

83 You have nothing to fear from a Hillary Clinton presidency. ::shudder::

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 12:22 PM (GXZgZ)

84 what! what were they supposed to do!! stay home and bake cookies!!!

Posted by: Hillary!!! at March 12, 2014 12:23 PM (zOTsN)

85 uh, ah, you meant absolutely, ya

Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2014 12:23 PM (IW1TI)

86 Wow.... can you imagine President Hillary... with the Power Precedents Obama is setting??? /shudders...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 12, 2014 12:23 PM (84gbM)

87 "Thompson, who later that day had a tragic deer hunting accident while attempting to hang himself in his cell...." Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix Diet Pepsi all over the keyboard.

Posted by: Daybrother watching it burn at March 12, 2014 12:23 PM (J5nhQ)

88 As always, this is why the leftists in the IRS presumed that the Tea Party 501(c)(4)s are fake. Theirs are.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 12, 2014 12:23 PM (VtjlW)

89 Seems like a local story to me. Meh. The Media.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 12, 2014 12:23 PM (ojnk6)

90 You wingnuts can criticize me all you want, but until you've seen your best aide get his head blown off by a sniper while going back to get your reset button off the plane, you haven't walked a mile in my steel-reinforced orthotic pumps.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at March 12, 2014 12:23 PM (8ZskC)

91 Wait. So Hillary violated campaign finance laws and as a result four people died, when they were really killed my a video?

You guys are kooky.

Posted by: Average Democrat Voter at March 12, 2014 12:24 PM (GGCsk)

92 Me, too. I have one on my shirt.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 12, 2014 04:11 PM (yh0zB)


Thanks.  That clears it up.

Posted by: NSA at March 12, 2014 12:24 PM (Kkt/i)

93 Moore is a member of the informal group the "Colored Girls"



They gave themselves that name???

Posted by: EC at March 12, 2014 12:24 PM (GQ8sn)

94 Avenge me.

Posted by: Ron Brown at March 12, 2014 12:24 PM (JQuNB)

95

Not unexpected - these are politicains, and Democrats, after all.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 12, 2014 12:25 PM (hLRSq)

96 You people may or may not find this interesting. Apparently Hillary's douchebagginess goes all the way back to her Yale years. http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com/2014/03/gangster-government.html An excerpt. " When they got tired of torturing Rackley, Black Panther member, Warren Kimbro took Rackley outside and put a bullet in his head. Rackley's body was later found floating in a river about 25 miles north of New Haven, Connecticut ." " The other Panther defender was, like Lee, a radical law student at Yale University at the time. She is now known as The "smartest woman in the world." She is none other than the former Secretary of State and former Democratic senator from the State of New York ---- the former First Lady, the incredible Hillary Rodham Clinton ."

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 12, 2014 12:25 PM (bb5+k)

97 Pi Day is Friday, you know.

I get free pie that day at work, so I know that well.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2014 12:25 PM (B/VB5)

98 Upside?  Google image search for Ms. Moore has Julianne Moor falling out of her shirt about halfway down.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 12, 2014 12:25 PM (A0sHn)

99 I just googled Minyon Moore.


She looks like a Tyler Perry character, Madea.

Posted by: EC at March 12, 2014 12:25 PM (GQ8sn)

100 Oh shit.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at March 12, 2014 12:25 PM (Aif/5)

101 But, but... Dinesh D'Souza!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 12:25 PM (aDwsi)

102 Next, we'll find Thompson dead in Fort Marcy Park from a self inflicted gunshot wound.

Posted by: Marcu T. at March 12, 2014 12:25 PM (GGCsk)

103 I like pie smshshshshshhshhshh

Posted by: Hillary!!! at March 12, 2014 12:26 PM (zOTsN)

104 Lefties are on a mission to torpedo HRC.  Watch it happen...

Posted by: prescient11 at March 12, 2014 12:26 PM (tVTLU)

105 Hillary is arguably a worse fate for our nation than Obama, and needs to be treated accordingly.

Posted by: grognard at March 12, 2014 12:26 PM (/29Nl)

106 Moore is a member of the informal group the "Colored Girls" They gave themselves that name??? Bossy little bitches.....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 12:26 PM (xorT2)

107 I get free pie that day at work, so I know that well. You must work at a geek farm. Say hello to Sheldon and Leonard for me.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 12:27 PM (GXZgZ)

108 They gave themselves that name???

It's not racist if a Democrat did/said it.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 12, 2014 12:27 PM (P7Wsr)

109 Hillary is arguably a worse fate for our nation than Obama, and needs to be treated accordingly.


And I'm just the guy who can do it.

Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at March 12, 2014 12:27 PM (8ZskC)

110 She's going to be angry.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at March 12, 2014 12:27 PM (Aif/5)

111 Ready for a perp walk, maybe. Bill can do a perv walk next to her.

-
Sounds like a sitcom. The Perp and the Perv in the White House.  In tonight episode, Hillary is trying to hide a dead body in the White House basement when she finds Bill and Monica naked and covered in whipped cream.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 12, 2014 12:27 PM (XUKZU)

112 Why do I have this image of President Hillary with piles of money on the desk in the Oval Office when she gives a televised speech?

Posted by: dantesed at March 12, 2014 12:27 PM (88xKn)

113 It should be a rule that "flow-chart" and Hillary! should not be used in the same post. Or ever.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2014 12:28 PM (slXFW)

114 If this story gains any traction, we'll hear a lot about how the evil Koch brothers are evil and stuff. And how this justifies all the scrutiny of the Tea Party. Impact on Hillary and the Dems: zero. Posted by: Null I wish to God this were not true but it is. Fucking Billy and Gore got caught taking money directly from the goddamn Chinese military and nothing happened except he got elected a second time.

Posted by: Daybrother watching it burn at March 12, 2014 12:28 PM (UbZGO)

115 Government apparatchiks from a protected class discovering they can be openly corrupt because racism?

Never heard of such a thing.

Posted by: Detroit at March 12, 2014 12:28 PM (/29Nl)

116 Hillary is arguably a worse fate for our nation than Obama, and needs to be treated accordingly. Agree. She is truly a wicked soul.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 12:28 PM (GXZgZ)

117 People like the Clintons have trampled over a lot of others to get where they are. If only they will come up from under their rocks. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2014 04:22 PM (IXrOn) ------------------------- hahahahahahaha

Posted by: MFM at March 12, 2014 12:28 PM (32Ze2)

118 Clinton aide Minyon Moore? I'm calling shennanigans. No fucking way this dudes name is actually Minion.

Posted by: Deety at March 12, 2014 12:29 PM (D8ONs)

119 No fucking way this dudes name is actually Minion.


It's a girl.  A "colored girl".


Posted by: EC at March 12, 2014 12:29 PM (GQ8sn)

120 Clinton aide Minyon Moore


Minyon or minion?

I prefer More T-Bones.

Posted by: Paladin at March 12, 2014 12:29 PM (E1aoU)

121 Wow.... can you imagine President Hillary... with the Power Precedents Obama is setting??? /shudders... Posted by: Romeo13 at March 12, 2014 04:23 PM (84gbM) I know. I was reading this (below) over at cnsnews.com earlier, and thought, we have to stop this: Obama's budget calls for HHS to spend $15 billion over 10 years to fund an Obamacare provision called the Maternal, Infant, and Early Childhood Home Visiting Program. An HHS budget document says this program will send government-funded "nurses, social workers, and other professionals" into people's homes to "improve parenting skills." "I think that there still needs to be great understanding of what the president has put on the table is really a birth-to-five proposal, recognizing that you can't start at 4-year-olds," Sebelius said at the National Press Club. "We really need to start at birth," said Sebelius. "So, there will be an enhancement of home-visiting, which we know is an evidence-based strategy that helps people be good parents from the onset, helps the first and best teacher a child will ever have learn important skills. Will the infants require uniforms? People need to wake up out of their stupors. We are circling the drain.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2014 12:29 PM (IXrOn)

122 I get free pie that day at work

I was thinking of making cookies. I don't have time for pie for 40.

Posted by: HR Scrooge at March 12, 2014 12:30 PM (ZKzrr)

123 And I'm just the guy who can do it. pin a medal on her dessicated chest for "service" to the country.

Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at March 12, 2014 04:27 PM (8ZskC)





FIFY, assmunch

Posted by: grognard at March 12, 2014 12:30 PM (/29Nl)

124 112 Why do I have this image of President Hillary with piles of money on the desk in the Oval Office when she gives a televised speech? Posted by: dantesed at March 12, 2014 04:27 PM (88xKn) I'm rich, bitch!

Posted by: Hillary! at March 12, 2014 12:30 PM (jI1Av)

125 Just don't call these people bossy.

Posted by: Naes1984 at March 12, 2014 12:30 PM (LiHKo)

126 Fucking Jew bastards is all that stand in my way!!!

Posted by: Queen Hillary at March 12, 2014 12:30 PM (ODr92)

127 what the president has put on the table is really a birth-to-five proposal

For the ones who escape his free-abortions-for-all initiative.

Posted by: HR Scrooge at March 12, 2014 12:30 PM (ZKzrr)

128 I was told there would be no flow charts.




Wuss up ya'll!!


 

Posted by: dananjcon at March 12, 2014 12:31 PM (NpXoL)

129 Suck It Wingnuts!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 12, 2014 12:31 PM (32Ze2)

130 Via Twitter : CNN BREAKING: China Satellite Images may show missing plane

That's it, can't find shit at CNN.com.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2014 12:31 PM (slXFW)

131 94?
RB?
Yeah, I covered that, too. Again, nobody seemed to care. "altered flite maps," or some such thing....

Posted by: backhoe at March 12, 2014 12:32 PM (ULH4o)

132 "Fucking Billy and Gore got caught taking money directly from the goddamn Chinese military and nothing happened except he got elected a second time." Takes me back to the Thompson hearings where John Glenn, hero of my youth, spent his time covering up Clinton's crimes. Teaching me that democrats, regardless of who or what they used to be, have no honor.

Posted by: jwest at March 12, 2014 12:32 PM (u2a4R)

133 There is not even a smidgen of any wrongdoing.

Posted by: Resident Fern at March 12, 2014 12:32 PM (wAQA5)

134 I wonder what Chzechoslavakia and Yugoslavia think of hillary clinton right now..

Posted by: soothsayer

They're of two minds ... or seven minds now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 12, 2014 12:32 PM (PaW7t)

135 Minyon Moore looks like she's related to Travon's GF that took the stand at GZ's trial.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 12, 2014 12:32 PM (wrS2o)

136 Hillary! is at least as guilty as Chris Christie.

Posted by: Mallfly at March 12, 2014 12:32 PM (bJm7W)

137 I've carefully looked at the case law and come to the conclusion that Hillary! is a Democrat. So no big deal.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 12, 2014 12:33 PM (T0NGe)

138 I do not wear my Yoga Pants when I have the .... flow. IYKWIM. Anyone tell me what Moose Knuckle means?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 12, 2014 12:34 PM (32Ze2)

139 For the ones who escape his free-abortions-for-all initiative. Posted by: HR Scrooge at March 12, 2014 04:30 PM (ZKzrr) This is a nightmare. Really scary stuff.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2014 12:34 PM (IXrOn)

140 And what of Poland?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2014 12:34 PM (IW1TI)

141 this is sexist somehow

Posted by: brak at March 12, 2014 12:34 PM (NaTky)

142 Takes me back to the Thompson hearings where John Glenn, hero of my youth, spent his time covering up Clinton's crimes. Teaching me that democrats, regardless of who or what they used to be, have no honor. Posted by: jwest at March 12, 2014 04:32 PM (u2a4R Must have been young and naïve?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2014 12:34 PM (HVff2)

143 Sidebar:


"A Journalist’s Plea On 10th Anniversary Of ‘The Passion Of The Christ’: Hollywood, Take Mel Gibson Off Your Blacklist..."




...but first you will blow me!


Posted by: EC at March 12, 2014 12:34 PM (GQ8sn)

144 You people may or may not find this interesting. Apparently Hillary's douchebagginess goes all the way back to her Yale years.

Apparently Hillary's involvement was to get the ACLU to monitor the trial for civil rights violations.  Was she a radical?  No doubt.  Still, her involvement here seems pretty minimal.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 12, 2014 12:34 PM (P7Wsr)

145 Anyone here want a sack of cash I raised?

Posted by: Buddhist Nun at March 12, 2014 12:35 PM (aDwsi)

146 75 Man, I *really* wish this was funny. But it isn't, because it's the tip of the iceberg our ship is steaming for. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 12, 2014 04:21 PM (qyfb5) In my opinion we have already hit the iceberg. Hillary is just a rebump.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 12, 2014 12:35 PM (bb5+k)

147 And what of Poland?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2014 04:34 PM (IW1TI)


Funny, but I asked Ribbentrop that very same question.

Posted by: Vyacheslav Molotov at March 12, 2014 12:35 PM (8ZskC)

148 "Minyon" Jay "Carney" Such apt irony. Sometimes I think God is laughing at us.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 12:35 PM (GXZgZ)

149 ...but first you will blow me! Posted by: EC at March 12, 2014 04:34 PM (GQ8sn Is that kosher?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2014 12:36 PM (HVff2)

150 "Must have been young and naïve? " Kennedy was president at the time.

Posted by: jwest at March 12, 2014 12:36 PM (u2a4R)

151 You people may or may not find this interesting. Apparently Hillary's douchebagginess heroism goes all the way back to her Yale years. ----------------------- FIFY

Posted by: Your Typical Lefty at March 12, 2014 12:36 PM (aDwsi)

152 Minyon? I canned that bitch a long time ago

Posted by: Dinty Moore at March 12, 2014 12:36 PM (KgN8K)

153 Is that kosher? Posted by: Misanthropic --------------- As long as not on Saturday.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 12:37 PM (aDwsi)

154 A corrupt Democrat? That's UNpossible!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 12, 2014 12:37 PM (0LHZx)

155 Daddy, did you plug that hole?  Really?

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 12, 2014 12:38 PM (wAQA5)

156 In my opinion we have already hit the iceberg. Hillary is just a rebump. Posted by: D-Lamp --------------------- Just the rent continuing down the hull of The Ship of State.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 12:39 PM (aDwsi)

157 Yeah, but Hillary's a Democrat so that's okay. Next up, are Republicans eating your children?!?!?!?!

Posted by: MSM at March 12, 2014 12:39 PM (gOoFi)

158 154 A corrupt POLITICIAN? That's UNpossible! Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 12, 2014 04:37 PM (0LHZx) Fify

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2014 12:39 PM (HVff2)

159 I am gobsmacked that the Clinton name would be anywhere near any sort of illegal activity.

Pure as the driven semen snow.

Posted by: Fritz at March 12, 2014 12:39 PM (PnMCP)

160 43 I've never regarded Hillary as a threat. There are so many scandals in her closet that she couldn't possibly survive the airing of them all. That is, unless the Republicans roll over and play dead, which is a distinct possibility. Posted by: D-Lamp at March 12, 2014 04:15 PM (bb5+k) You underestimate us.

Posted by: The MSM at March 12, 2014 12:40 PM (ijXVY)

161

Illegally fund a Clinton campaign?  Why . . . that  would be wrong!!!

 

 

[did the tape recorders get that?  good]

Posted by: Democratic Party Operative at March 12, 2014 12:40 PM (BAS5M)

162 Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 12, 2014 04:38 PM (wAQA5 So spawn of Satan, when are you running for office?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2014 12:41 PM (HVff2)

163 Next up, are Republicans eating your children?!?!?!?!


Nope. The starving ones have too many bones.

Posted by: A Typical Cold-Hearted GOP Bastard at March 12, 2014 12:41 PM (8ZskC)

164 Yet Dinesh D'Souza is the one facing serious jail time and fines for allegedly spending a fraction of this on a losing candidate.

Posted by: Iblis at March 12, 2014 12:41 PM (9221z)

165 Teaching me that democrats, regardless of who or what they used to be, have no honor. Posted by: jwest ------------------------- That was affirmed when the fix was put in by Daly et al for Kennedy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 12:41 PM (aDwsi)

166 Apparently Hillary's involvement was to get the ACLU to monitor the trial for civil rights violations. Was she a radical? No doubt. Still, her involvement here seems pretty minimal. Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2014 04:34 PM (P7Wsr) The article did not go into the details of her involvement, it left it up to the reader to assume the worst. The worst is easy to believe about Hillary, but if it is as you say, then that is pretty minimal. Still, I see no harm in denigrating the hildabeast.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 12, 2014 12:41 PM (bb5+k)

167   Daddy, did you plug that hole? Really?

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 12, 2014 04:38 PM (wAQA5)




No honey, not even Bill Clinton will go that low...

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at March 12, 2014 12:42 PM (Q6pxP)

168 Shadow campaign?

Posted by: Dogs Everywhere at March 12, 2014 12:42 PM (Kkt/i)

169 Why next you'll be telling me that Hillary!  did  not actually turn $1,000 into $100,000 plus trading cattle futures.  Shocking!!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2014 12:42 PM (BAS5M)

170 ot chuckle Laugh Or Cry: Shiela Jackson Lee Thinks AmericaÂ’s Constitution Is 400 Years Old This dummy has a political science degree from Yale btwÂ… weaselzippers

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2014 12:42 PM (IXrOn)

171 Never believe anything until it is publicly denied.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at March 12, 2014 12:42 PM (nj9sX)

172 Jeffrey E. Thompson? Never heard of the guy. I mean, what does it matter now?

Posted by: Hillary C. at March 12, 2014 12:43 PM (gOoFi)

173 So spawn of Satan, when are you running for office?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2014 04:41 PM (HVff2)

 

I don't have to. I'm gonna be ambassador to Hawaii.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 12, 2014 12:43 PM (wAQA5)

174 "Minyon"
Jay "Carney"

Such apt irony. Sometimes I think God is laughing at us.

Posted by: eleven

I think he assigned Charles Dickens to the Unfortunate Names desk years ago.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 12, 2014 12:43 PM (PaW7t)

175 Odds this will make MSDNC? Any takers?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 12, 2014 12:43 PM (0FSuD)

176 Very gusty winds in W. NC right now. Snow flurries expected tonight. Classic In-like-a-Lion March weather.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 12:44 PM (aDwsi)

177 Can odds ever be negative numbers?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 12, 2014 12:44 PM (gOoFi)

178 This is a nightmare. Really scary stuff. In the UK's sophisticated EU-like utopia the Government has the right to walk in anytime to check appliance energy consumption, fireplace, TV tax, a whole long list. You cannot say no. Those poor limey bastards; here only the SWAT teams can walk in anytime.

Posted by: Daybrother watching it burn at March 12, 2014 12:44 PM (jAuUa)

179 Such apt irony. Sometimes I think God is laughing at us. Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 04:35 PM (GXZgZ) /looks up... No... he's sad... Now I"m the one who is laughing....

Posted by: Satan at March 12, 2014 12:45 PM (84gbM)

180 Wow.  How did this article get published?


Did I miss the press release that said that the Barbed Koch of Satan Brothers purchased the Washington Post?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2014 12:45 PM (TM1p8)

181 173 giggles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2014 12:45 PM (HVff2)

182 In baseball, -120 is a common line.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 12, 2014 12:45 PM (ZshNr)

183 it's amazing how often this woman is duped. Bill, Bush, Bill, her trader, Bill, the FBI files guys, Bill, the travel office guys, Bill, her minions, & Bill.

Posted by: X at March 12, 2014 12:45 PM (KHo8t)

184 On a side note.... This shadow campaign that got Mayor Gray elected down in DC was brilliant. Dirty as hell but brilliant. Adrian Fenty was too good for DC.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2014 12:45 PM (32Ze2)

185 Never believe anything until it is publicly denied. Posted by: Zombie --------------------- I did NOT have sex with that girl woman!

Posted by: Bill at March 12, 2014 12:45 PM (aDwsi)

186 ot chuckle

Laugh Or Cry: Shiela Jackson Lee Thinks AmericaÂ’s Constitution Is 400 Years Old

This dummy has a political science degree from Yale btwÂ…

-
What's a few centuries between friends?

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 12, 2014 12:46 PM (XUKZU)

187 So, how many millions of foreign money did Obama bring in on fake Credit Cards and Cash cards with no verification numbers or addresses? First thing our DOJ does, go after the OFA fundraising fraud.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 12, 2014 12:46 PM (0FSuD)

188 Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 04:44 PM (aDwsi) In like a lion out like a lamb, vice versa. Whats the rule about the middle of the month?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2014 12:46 PM (HVff2)

189 Laugh Or Cry: Shiela Jackson Lee Thinks AmericaÂ’s Constitution Is 400 Years Old This dummy has a political science degree from Yale btwÂ… weaselzippers Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2014 04:42 PM (IXrOn ________________ AA. The soft bigotry of low expectations.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2014 12:47 PM (32Ze2)

190 it's amazing how often this woman is duped. Bill, Bush, Bill, her trader, Bill, the FBI files guys, Bill, the travel office guys, Bill, her minions, & Bill. Posted by: X ---------------- Craig Livingston, Bill, YouTube, Bill...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 12:47 PM (aDwsi)

191 "Craig Livingston, Bill, YouTube, Bill..." Barry....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 12, 2014 12:48 PM (gOoFi)

192 In like a lion out like a lamb, vice versa. Whats the rule about the middle of the month? Posted by: Misanthropic --------------- Sharpen mower blades.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 12:48 PM (aDwsi)

193 Does one of the lawyer horde want to explain any of this to me? Because it sounds like "politics as usual" Also it didn't' work.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 12, 2014 12:48 PM (HDwDg)

194 Laugh Or Cry: Shiela Jackson Lee Thinks AmericaÂ’s Constitution Is 400 Years Old

This dummy has a political science degree from Yale btwÂ…


It wasn't exactly the same degree that you or I would get from Yale.  We're just sayin'.

Posted by: The Yale Department of Diversity and Rainbows and Shit at March 12, 2014 12:49 PM (8ZskC)

195 Interesting that China releases these satellite images. Good PR for them. China comes in with the magic high tech solution that normally the world expects from America.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 12, 2014 12:49 PM (ZPrif)

196 flashback

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yr7odFUARg


Posted by: flounder at March 12, 2014 12:49 PM (Kkt/i)

197 Have you seen the pics? Are they out there?

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 12, 2014 12:49 PM (ZshNr)

198 OT A friend of mine just got a request for an interview by National Journal. What kind of organization is this? Right friendly or typical leftie ? Worth a conversation or run like their hair is on fire.

Posted by: sourdough at March 12, 2014 12:49 PM (oQSOA)

199 Sharpen mower blades. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 04:48 PM (aDwsi) up this way, I throw in another gallon of gas into the snow blower.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2014 12:50 PM (HVff2)

200 Those poor limey bastards; here only the SWAT teams can walk in anytime And actually have a chance of receiving return fire.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 12:50 PM (gG7oe)

201 Laugh Or Cry: Shiela Jackson Lee Thinks AmericaÂ’s Constitution Is 400 Years Old

It's like more than a hundred so who cares?

Posted by: Ezra Klein at March 12, 2014 12:50 PM (ZKzrr)

202 Interesting that China releases these satellite images. Good PR for them. China comes in with the magic high tech solution that normally the world expects from America. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 12, 2014 04:49 PM (ZPrif) Pics of what?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2014 12:50 PM (nzKvP)

203 Just heard a big boom of thunder in the Piedmont, 69 degrees and breezy, patchy clouds.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 12, 2014 12:50 PM (ZshNr)

204 "China comes in with the magic high tech solution that normally the world expects from America." Not anymore, Baby, and certainly not by the time I'm done with the place.

Posted by: Barak Obama at March 12, 2014 12:50 PM (gOoFi)

205 Did anyone see video of Egyptian woman calling SCOAMF a donkey? It is at WZ.

Posted by: Carol at March 12, 2014 12:51 PM (z4WKX)

206 Laugh Or Cry: Shiela Jackson Lee Thinks AmericaÂ’s Constitution Is 400 Years Old the sad part: her "constituents" think she is the pick of the litter

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2014 12:51 PM (nzKvP)

207 Yup Spring doesn't mean Spring when you live in upstate NY.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 12:51 PM (VhqUZ)

208 n like a lion out like a lamb, vice versa. Whats the rule about the middle of the month? Posted by: Misanthropic --------------- Sharpen mower blades. Posted by: Mike Hammer No kidding. I have to mow this weekend.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 12:52 PM (gG7oe)

209 Awesome story about a bitey burglar and her ride on the lightning.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lxlrtrv

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 12, 2014 12:52 PM (P7Wsr)

210 Interesting that China releases these satellite images.
Good PR for them.
China comes in with the magic high tech solution that normally the world expects from America.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 12, 2014 04:49 PM (ZPrif)

----------------------------

Pics of what?


Taiwanese beaches.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2014 12:52 PM (8ZskC)

211 "Here's a flow chart...." That's where I stopped reading.

Posted by: LIV at March 12, 2014 12:52 PM (z+Xap)

212 @198  NJ purports to be non-partisan.  Owned by same company that runs The Atlantic, if that tells you anything.

Posted by: flounder at March 12, 2014 12:52 PM (Kkt/i)

213 The MSM of course will cover for Hillary but she won't have the edge Obama has had. Black counts for far more than Woman. And, let's face it, she has zero personal charm and no minor children. She's old and lacks glamour, style, flair.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2014 12:52 PM (dfYL9)

214 31 Got a pig roasting in the crock pot, it's about time for him to come out and get shredded for delicious sammiches. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 12, 2014 04:13 PM (yh0zB) GGE, you like hot BBQ sauce? Try this. It's cheap too, made by some Black guys down East. http://tinyurl.com/28qrocp

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 12, 2014 12:52 PM (0FSuD)

215 May is Spring for about three days then you wake up on June 1st and it's 90 degrees.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 12:53 PM (VhqUZ)

216 "No kidding. I have to mow this weekend. " Not quite time for me but I do need to spray for weeds this weekend.

Posted by: Barak Obama at March 12, 2014 12:53 PM (gOoFi)

217 "China comes in with the magic high tech solution that normally the world expects from America." Yep. On our way down, if you weren't sure.

Posted by: Dinty Moore at March 12, 2014 12:53 PM (KgN8K)

218 Interesting that China releases these satellite images. Good PR for them. China comes in with the magic high tech solution that normally the world expects from America. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 12, 2014 04:49 PM (ZPrif) Pics of what? Posted by: Nevergiveup Tentacle pr0n.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 12:53 PM (gG7oe)

219 And, let's face it, she has zero personal charm and no minor children. She's old and lacks glamour, style, flair. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2014 04:52 PM (dfYL9) Yup, fat, ugly and old only goes so far

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2014 12:53 PM (nzKvP)

220 Business Insider ‏@businessinsider REPORT: China Has Satellite Images Of What May Be The Missing Plane http://read.bi/1nkSfCU

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 12, 2014 12:53 PM (ZPrif)

221 189 Oh please, like we really had any expectations for her other than to say we allowed X many blacks on campus.

Posted by: Yale admissions board at March 12, 2014 12:53 PM (xWgW3)

222 the sad part: her "constituents" think she is the pick of the litter Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2014 04:51 PM (nzKvP dog whistle? bitch? oh my

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2014 12:54 PM (HVff2)

223 up Spring doesn't mean Spring when you live in upstate NY. === It'll get here

Posted by: Dinty Moore at March 12, 2014 12:54 PM (KgN8K)

224 I'm ready for Hilary!1! If she can't get the free shit pipeline unclogged and flowing again, nobody can!!11!

Posted by: Low Information Voter at March 12, 2014 12:55 PM (Dwehj)

225 203 Tree blowing over winds here in CLT.

Posted by: NCKate at March 12, 2014 12:55 PM (y7PFk)

226 Business Insider is less reliable than Zerohedge.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2014 12:55 PM (IW1TI)

227 ....sauce made by some guys down East. ------------------------------ AKA, vinegar, or, semen of the Devil.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 12:56 PM (aDwsi)

228 Of course I'm on my tablet, so I can get to the article with the three pictures but the images don't load. I'll check on the pc in a bit.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 12, 2014 12:56 PM (ZshNr)

229 I just watched it on fucking CNN

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 12, 2014 12:56 PM (ZPrif)

230 And, let's face it, she has zero personal charm and no minor children. She's old and lacks glamour, style, flair. ===== Almost be a good Disney villain but not photogenic

Posted by: Dinty Moore at March 12, 2014 12:56 PM (KgN8K)

231 The images are just specks in the water. Not a discernible outline or shape.

Posted by: Barak Obama at March 12, 2014 12:56 PM (gOoFi)

232 Yup, fat, ugly and old only goes so far With all the charm of a Kimodo dragon. The palace guard media have some serious turd polishing to do.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 12:56 PM (GXZgZ)

233 Clinton looks ill. Not sure if she, or her doorstep Bill, will be around in 2 years.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 12, 2014 12:56 PM (+06jR)

234 *Bones rattling*

Posted by: Hillary's Closet at March 12, 2014 12:56 PM (UB6eP)

235 /off beef stew sock

Posted by: Bigby's Burned Fingers at March 12, 2014 12:57 PM (KgN8K)

236 Sorry -- forgive my redundant redundancy.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 12:57 PM (GXZgZ)

237
"Minyon"

Jay "Carney"


Such apt irony. Sometimes I think God is laughing at us.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 04:35 PM (GXZgZ)









Man Plans. God Laughs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2014 12:57 PM (TIIx5)

238 Oh please, like we really had any expectations for her other than to say we allowed X many blacks on campus. Posted by: Yale admissions board Department of Diversity ----- FIFY

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 12:58 PM (aDwsi)

239 I don't think you can ever be ready for Hillary. Just try to avoid her lumbering form.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2014 12:58 PM (oFCZn)

240 221 Oh please, like we really had any expectations for her other than to say we allowed X many blacks on campus. Posted by: Yale admissions board at March 12, 2014 04:53 PM (xWgW3) ------------------- We, on the other hand, had every reason to admit her, trusting that Yale could not possibly graduate an idiot. Okay, the LSAT scores were frightening, but hey, everyone can have a bad day, right? Besides, she's a Yale graduate!!! No AA for us, no sirree!

Posted by: UVA Law School at March 12, 2014 12:58 PM (dfYL9)

241 Hillary will have to be more giving than Rahm or Cuomo...  She isn't nearly as nice.

Posted by: UAW and SEIU at March 12, 2014 12:58 PM (Q6pxP)

242 CNN is obviously faking these pictures.

Posted by: Alex Jonez Bitch at March 12, 2014 12:58 PM (Aif/5)

243 233 Clinton looks ill. Not sure if she, or her doorstep Bill, will be around in 2 years.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 12, 2014 04:56 PM (+06jR)



Soon.

Posted by: Satan at March 12, 2014 12:58 PM (Kkt/i)

244 I just provided the BI link for courtesy. If you read the link you'd see they just reported what CNN showed. BI probably doesn't regularly make up lies about what Jake Tapper says, and shows, live on CNN.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 12, 2014 12:58 PM (ZPrif)

245 So the Chicoms have satellite images and we have a gutted out Military?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2014 12:59 PM (nzKvP)

246 Who said anyone was lying?

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 12, 2014 01:00 PM (ZshNr)

247 I just like to use every opportunity I get to trash Business Insider.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2014 01:00 PM (IW1TI)

248 I'd bet money we have an image of the plane where ever it is, but finding it in all the data NSA collects? Good luck. NSA satellites record fucking everything. Problem? We can't let on we have it cause you know secret shit and all. You would think they would give the Navy a wink or two. If the NSA doesn't have something, I am going with UFOs

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 12, 2014 01:00 PM (0FSuD)

249 Oh, I see, never mind.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 12, 2014 01:00 PM (ZshNr)

250 Netanyahu warns there’s about to be “lots of noise in Gaza” if the rocket attacks don’t stop… Islamic Jihad has fired 50 rockets at Southern Israel today with two landing in residential areas. Netanyahu is now warning Hamas that he’s about to hammer Gaza if the rockets don’t stop. And his commanders are right behind him: Surprised he hasn't already. therightscoop

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2014 01:01 PM (IXrOn)

251 So the Chicoms have satellite images and we have a gutted out Military? Posted by: Nevergiveup ------------------------- Heh. Heard a recruiting ad for women the other day,"It's demanding. We have to meet the same standards that men do." Yeah..., one pull-up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 01:01 PM (aDwsi)

252 Hell, I'd vote for Pennywise the Clown if I thought it meant some extra free shit.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at March 12, 2014 01:01 PM (Dwehj)

253 Total monsoon! Pouring, very high winds, out of nowhere.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 12, 2014 01:01 PM (ZshNr)

254 I guess our satellites are to busy taking pictures of Jewish Carpenters on the West Bank and Tea Party members in the USA?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2014 01:02 PM (nzKvP)

255 We, on the other hand, had every reason to admit her, trusting that Yale could not possibly graduate an idiot. Ah, the humanities. Graduating imbeciles and trust fund droolers since...forever.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 12, 2014 01:02 PM (T0NGe)

256 We all float loans down here.

Posted by: Pennywise the Dancing Gubment at March 12, 2014 01:02 PM (vgIRn)

257 AKA, vinegar, or, semen of the Devil. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 04:56 PM (aDwsi) Yeah, it's vinegar with about a pound of black pepper and cayenne in each bottle. Does vinegar go bad? I just smelled my bottle and it is a little funky.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 12, 2014 01:02 PM (0FSuD)

258 @243 Satan "Soon." I have no idea what kind of deal Jimmy Carter made with you, but when does that contract lapse?

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 12, 2014 01:03 PM (+06jR)

259 So would you guys rather have cookies shaped like Pi, or cookies made with pie filling?

Posted by: HR needs a beer at March 12, 2014 01:03 PM (ZKzrr)

260 I'd be more excited about this being a black eye for Hillary!, but I lived through the Clinton/Gore era, when Chinese monks and all sorts of foreigners gave the Clintons and Gore money and nothing ever came of it.

Posted by: MacGruber at March 12, 2014 01:03 PM (S+el1)

261 254 I guess our satellites are to busy taking pictures of Jewish Carpenters on the West Bank and Tea Party members in the USA? Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2014 05:02 PM (nzKvP Damn The Secret Is Out

Posted by: The NSA at March 12, 2014 01:04 PM (HVff2)

262 I had a jar of mustard go bad, which I didn't think could happen.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 01:04 PM (GXZgZ)

263 Laugh Or Cry: Shiela Jackson Lee Thinks AmericaÂ’s Constitution Is 400 Years Old

This dummy has a political science degree from Yale btwÂ…

She's the one who asked about the flag NASA planted on ... Mars.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 12, 2014 01:04 PM (P7Wsr)

264 Heather, yes.

Posted by: NCKate at March 12, 2014 01:04 PM (y7PFk)

265 Ah, the humanities. Graduating imbeciles and trust fund droolers since...forever. Ah, Amish Dude lambasting an entire group of people since....forever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2014 01:04 PM (XyM/Y)

266

So would you guys rather have cookies shaped like Pi, or cookies made with pie filling?

 

I am in a ghastly mood.  I'm going to have cookies shaped like a bottle of bourbon.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 12, 2014 01:05 PM (A0sHn)

267 Honey is the only food that never can go bad. Oh, and SPAM.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2014 01:05 PM (32Ze2)

268 The credibility in question here is China's. China is providing the world with satellite images. This is big for China. Also reveals some of their satellite capabilities.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 12, 2014 01:05 PM (ZPrif)

269 HR - You *are* kidding? I'm all in for the pie filling..., the other thing would be irrational.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 01:05 PM (aDwsi)

270 I am in a ghastly mood. I'm going to have cookies shaped like a bottle of bourbon.

That's kind of my plan for tonight, but tomorrow I want to make cookies.

Posted by: HR needs a beer at March 12, 2014 01:06 PM (ZKzrr)

271 Blueberry pie for me, please

Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at March 12, 2014 01:06 PM (HVff2)

272 No wonder Dems do so much campaign finance shenanigans. Five year statute of limitations! They know how slow the system grinds and will be scott free, even if they are caught red-handed! We do need campaign finance reform. Death penalties and no statute of limitations.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at March 12, 2014 01:06 PM (9Bdcz)

273 Also reveals some of their satellite capabilities. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 12, 2014 05:05 PM (ZPrif) Unless they are idiots, which I don't think they are, whatever images they release or have been released have been degraded to hide their exact capabilities

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2014 01:07 PM (nzKvP)

274 Clinton looks ill. Not sure if she, or her doorstep Bill, will be around in 2 years. Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 12, 2014 04:56 PM (+06jR) Soon. Posted by: Satan You'll go to hell for teasing. Wait.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 01:07 PM (Nl8oX)

275 OT: Here is the Chinese satellite photo of the maybe crash site.  Hell, I don't know. It could be bigfoot for all I know.

http://tinyurl.com/kva9t9g

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 12, 2014 01:08 PM (XUKZU)

276 OT sign of the end of times Keith Richards is writing a childrens book

Posted by: Hillary!!! at March 12, 2014 01:08 PM (zOTsN)

277 Thanks flounder

Posted by: sourdough at March 12, 2014 01:08 PM (oQSOA)

278 My friendsh, we have nothing to fear from a Hillary Clinton presidency....

Posted by: JuanMcCain at March 12, 2014 01:08 PM (0KVus)

279 There is, it is said, no evidence that Hillary knew of these matters. And there's Billary's out for 2016, at least in this matter...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 12, 2014 01:08 PM (vd7A8)

280 Yes... Hillary and Flow should never be mentioned in the same sentence...... Ever.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2014 01:08 PM (32Ze2)

281 Ah, Amish Dude lambasting an entire group of people since....forever.

I hate Marxists!

Wait, I just lambasted a whole group of people.

/just teasing ya

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 12, 2014 01:08 PM (P7Wsr)

282 Dana Loesch was saying some paper (Examiner or Free Bacon) is reporting that the 'bossy' campaign is the work of Hillary supporter exec at Facebook.

Posted by: --- at March 12, 2014 01:08 PM (MMC8r)

283 Honey is the only food that never can go bad. Oh, and SPAM. And Twinkies. No one knows the shelf life of twinkies. Because they always outlast the shelf...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 01:09 PM (Nl8oX)

284 267 Honey is the only food that never can go bad. Oh, and SPAM. I knew about honey. Vinegar institute says vinegar has an indefinite shelf life. So I guess maybe the other shit in the sauce has gone funky?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 12, 2014 01:09 PM (0FSuD)

285 @251 Mike Hammer "Heard a recruiting ad for women the other day,"It's demanding. We have to meet the same standards that men do." That was never the case. The standards will drop and we'll have a military worse than the 70's.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 12, 2014 01:10 PM (+06jR)

286 Rangel: 'Our community's 9/11'... Get the fuck out of here. It was a gas explosion.

Posted by: The Yellow Pug at March 12, 2014 01:10 PM (r7mtu)

287 274. It's all timing. If Bill, God forbid, goes after the primary season, but before the general election, it's Katie bar the door....

Posted by: JuanMcCain at March 12, 2014 01:10 PM (0KVus)

288 She's the one who asked about the flag NASA planted on ... Mars.

-
Everybody knows it's the Congressional Black Caucus that been to Mars and back, not NASA.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 12, 2014 01:10 PM (XUKZU)

289 20 famous people with UG degrees in the humanities: http://tinyurl.com/asa3uuk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2014 01:10 PM (XyM/Y)

290 Vinegar institute says vinegar has an indefinite shelf life. ----------------- See! I told you. That stuff is unnatural.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 01:11 PM (aDwsi)

291 Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 05:07 PM (Nl8oX)

If Bill dies, Hillary will win.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2014 01:11 PM (QFxY5)

292 vinegar institute

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 01:11 PM (GXZgZ)

293 Honey is the only food that never can go bad.

That didn't sound right, so I looked it up.  What do you know?  If the moisture content is low, processed honey pretty much does last forever.  Sure it gets crystallized, but if you heat it up it goes back to liquid.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 12, 2014 01:11 PM (P7Wsr)

294 Vinegar gets this thick mucus like stuff on the bottom its called "Mother", not kidding what the heck is that about?

Posted by: Hillary!!! at March 12, 2014 01:11 PM (zOTsN)

295 > Everybody knows it's the Congressional Black Caucus that been to Mars and back, not NASA.

I've seen all those clowns heads in here at least once.

Posted by: The Area of SCOTUS Colon That Calls Itself Mars at March 12, 2014 01:12 PM (ZWvOb)

296 On the other hand, if Bill is out of the picture, she has even less juice and therefore less a chance of winning. He's been her meal ticket from the get-go...

Posted by: JoeyBagels at March 12, 2014 01:12 PM (0KVus)

297 275 OT: Here is the Chinese satellite photo of the maybe crash site. Hell, I don't know. It could be bigfoot for all I know.

http://tinyurl.com/kva9t9g

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 12, 2014 05:08 PM (XUKZU)


Impressive! They found 10 white pixels surrounded by a sea of grey and black pixels. 


I wouldn't lend too much credit to the notion of China's superiority.  The items are supposed to be about 80 feet across.  It's not as if they are picking out naked women sunning themselves on rooftops here.

Posted by: flounder at March 12, 2014 01:12 PM (Kkt/i)

298 She's got a snuke in the sniz.

Posted by: toby928© embraces tribalism at March 12, 2014 01:12 PM (QupBk)

299 Blueberry pie for me, please Hair pie, please.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 01:12 PM (xktAA)

300 If Bill dies, Hillary will win. Don't give her any ideas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2014 01:12 PM (XyM/Y)

301 I really wonder how competent black people feel about what AA has done to their communities. I think they will always wonder if they have achieved what they achieved because of merit. Shiela Jackson Lee alone would be enough to make them question all of their beliefs. It is horrible what has been done to this community.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2014 01:12 PM (32Ze2)

302 Man, that was a sock fail.  POTUS.  Damn you autocorrect.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at March 12, 2014 01:13 PM (ZWvOb)

303 If Bill dies, Hillary will win. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2014 05:11 PM (QFxY5) Maybe she will kill Bill for the win.

Posted by: Titanium at March 12, 2014 01:13 PM (j/0FK)

304 I haff an issue with my minions going rogue, too.

Posted by: Gru at March 12, 2014 01:13 PM (vH4YP)

305 Vinegar gets this thick mucus like stuff on the bottom its called "Mother", not kidding what the heck is that about? Posted by: Hillary!!! ----------------- We don't talk about that.

Posted by: The Vinegar Institute at March 12, 2014 01:13 PM (aDwsi)

306 291. It's all timing.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at March 12, 2014 01:13 PM (0KVus)

307 @274 rickb223 "You'll go to hell for teasing. Wait." I've been to Detroit. Stay on I94 / I75 until your through.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 12, 2014 01:14 PM (+06jR)

308 Isn't AtC all into anything with eight legs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_yYC5r8xMI&feature=player_embedded

Posted by: Paladin at March 12, 2014 01:14 PM (WujO7)

309 Vinegar gets this thick mucus like stuff on the bottom its called "Mother", -------------------- Yeah...., same stuff in The Barrel.

Posted by: The Vinegar Institute at March 12, 2014 01:14 PM (aDwsi)

310 Oh, FFS.

K-Rod gets treatment after stepping on cactus


http://is.gd/HTq0el

Posted by: HR needs a beer at March 12, 2014 01:14 PM (ZKzrr)

311 Vinegar gets this thick mucus like stuff on the bottom its called "Mother", not kidding what the heck is that about? It's like Chirenkov Radiation. Nobody knows what it is.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 01:15 PM (GXZgZ)

312 Went direct to the CNN site, watched the video. Pretty solid. The British guy thinks he's an announcer at a Monster Truck rally, though.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 12, 2014 01:15 PM (ZshNr)

313 Honey is the only food that never can go bad. That didn't sound right, so I looked it up. What do you know? If the moisture content is low, processed honey pretty much does last forever. Sure it gets crystallized, but if you heat it up it goes back to liquid. Posted by: bonhomme Tis' true. Edible boney has been found in the pyramids.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 01:15 PM (a8l2K)

314 Ban Bossy article: http://tinyurl.com/krqzobu 'Ban Bossy' campaign started by Hillary Clinton donor -- ahead of 2016 run BY: Ashe Schow March

Posted by: --- at March 12, 2014 01:15 PM (MMC8r)

315 Edible boney has been found in the pyramids. --------- The ONT could do a lot with that statement.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 01:15 PM (aDwsi)

316 @294 Yeah Vinegar institute says just shake the stuff up. I think it's left over small solids from whatever the vinegar was made with. Hammer, you better not go down to Mt Olive with that attitude, those pickle boys will hurt you.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 12, 2014 01:16 PM (0FSuD)

317 Kid's black friend who got into West Point because he is black has gained about fifty pounds since his LOA. Waiting to see if he gets an appointment now that he's obese.

Posted by: NCKate at March 12, 2014 01:16 PM (y7PFk)

318 Tis' true. Edible boney has been found in the pyramids F'n cellphone keyboard. *honey.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 01:16 PM (DJOno)

319 OT: Here is the Chinese satellite photo of the maybe crash site. Hell, I don't know. It could be bigfoot for all I know.

They should be able to get good info about the size of the splash using pretty basic math.   If they're able to get someone to the site, they should be able to detect the black box signal pretty quickly if it's the crash site.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 12, 2014 01:16 PM (P7Wsr)

320 289 20 famous people with UG degrees in the humanities:

http://tinyurl.com/asa3uuk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2014 05:10 PM (XyM/Y)


That's funny.  It's a Business Insider piece (cue soothsayer), and it lists 30.  There are some real stinkers in there, too.

Posted by: flounder at March 12, 2014 01:17 PM (Kkt/i)

321 Honey stays edible because of the enzymes the bees produce when turning the raw materials into honey.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2014 01:17 PM (32Ze2)

322 Mother of vinegar[1] - also called Mycoderma aceti (a New Latin expression, from the Greek ìὑêçò (fungus) plus äἐñìá (skin), and the Latin aceti (of the acid)[2] - is a substance composed of a form of cellulose and acetic acid bacteria that develops on fermenting alcoholic liquids, which turns alcohol into acetic acid with the help of oxygen from the air. It is added to wine, cider, or other alcoholic liquids to produce vinegar. Mother of vinegar can also form in store-bought vinegar if there is some non-fermented sugar and/or alcohol contained in the vinegar. This is more common in unpasteurized vinegar. While not appetizing in appearance, mother of vinegar is completely harmless and the surrounding vinegar does not have to be discarded because of it. It can be filtered out using a coffee filter, used to start a bottle of vinegar, or simply left in and ignored. blechhh

Posted by: Hillary!!! at March 12, 2014 01:17 PM (zOTsN)

323 If people think that electing Hillary! will be like having Bill's third term (i.e. he'll be at the WH advising her), then what good would it be if he expires?  It would be like the old joke about  The Grateful Dead concert after the grass runs out... Bill is gone? Who's that old hag?

Posted by: JoeyBagels at March 12, 2014 01:17 PM (0KVus)

324 >>Tis' true. Edible boney has been found in the pyramids.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 05:15 PM (a8l2K)<<



Yeah, I ordered 2,000 year old honey at Grandy's and they brought out Nancy Pelosi. 


Ba-dum-zsiii

Posted by: Sphynx at March 12, 2014 01:17 PM (OZmbA)

325 Posted by: Nip Sip at March 12, 2014 05:16 PM (0FSuD)

Probably the last of the bacteria that ate the alcohol that produced the vinegar.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2014 01:18 PM (QFxY5)

326 a slimy membrane composed of yeast and bacterial cells that develops on the surface of alcoholic liquids undergoing acetous fermentation and is added to wine or cider to produce vinegar —called also mother I think this is sexist

Posted by: Hillary!!! at March 12, 2014 01:18 PM (zOTsN)

327
There is, it is saidGet This, no evidence that Hillary knew of these matters.

FIFY

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2014 01:19 PM (gorVZ)

328 I just LOOOVE edible boney.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at March 12, 2014 01:19 PM (OZmbA)

329 You know who Shelia Lee misses? Cynthia McKinney, the only dumber Black woman to ever serve in congress.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 12, 2014 01:19 PM (0FSuD)

330 My son has a black friend who is sorting through the colleges pursuing him right now. He knows that he is getting courted hard because he is a black kid. He, to me, seems sad about it. No excitement. Smart kid too. Real smart.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2014 01:19 PM (32Ze2)

331 I saw Edible Boney open for Gang of Four at CBGBs in '84.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 01:20 PM (GXZgZ)

332 I think that Obama hasn't forgotten the attacks from Clinton's camp in the primary (including Berg the Birther) and is as spiteful as her.  This, like all of them, is a discretionary prosecution and would not proceed if The Foist Ghey Preezy said "don't".  It is proceeding because it will exact revenge on Shrillery and hurt some very close to her.  He would dump a bucket of Benghazi on her too but for he also covered with shit in that one, getting high and being banged by his boyfriend Reggie  while the ambassador and others were being raped/killed by the Koranimals.
Bloodsport.

Posted by: eureka! at March 12, 2014 01:20 PM (uUV6t)

333 Cooking oil can go rancid but it will not hurt you if you use it. They have found annoiting oil from centuries ago that is still good.

Posted by: Queen Hillary at March 12, 2014 01:20 PM (ODr92)

334 Edible boney has been found in the pyramids.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 05:15 PM (a8l2K)


It can also be found in my pants.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 12, 2014 01:20 PM (Kkt/i)

335 Ready for Vinegar!1!

Posted by: Low Information Voter at March 12, 2014 01:20 PM (Dwehj)

336 No doubt there are stinkers in every field but to suggest that all humanities majors are either stupid or corrupt is just wrong. I bet there are any number of people here who majored in the humanities who are doing fine and are quite worthwhile people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2014 01:20 PM (XyM/Y)

337 I keep an office flow chart.

Posted by: Dwight Shrute at March 12, 2014 01:21 PM (BAS5M)

338 Sorry, I was off shredding my pig.



What kind?

Pi Day is Friday, you know.

Posted by: HR Scrooge at March 12, 2014 04:15 PM (ZKzrr)




Apple cream pie.



http://tinyurl.com/jwygkbp



I'll bet it will be gone by Friday.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 12, 2014 01:21 PM (yh0zB)

339 Hey. Don't worry about it.


We're on this.



Let's CRUSH the TEA PARTY!!!!!

Posted by: The GOP at March 12, 2014 01:21 PM (ZW1Ga)

340 Wait. This doesn't mean Honey Bo Bo will last forever does it? Shoot me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 12, 2014 01:22 PM (0FSuD)

341 edible boney

Newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 12, 2014 01:22 PM (Dwehj)

342 You know who Shelia Lee misses?

Cynthia McKinney, the only dumber Black woman to ever serve in congress.

-
Oh I think Maxine Waters is still in the running.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 12, 2014 01:22 PM (XUKZU)

343 Sorry, I was off shredding my pig. >>>>>>>>>> THAT'S what you kids are calling it nowadays....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2014 01:22 PM (32Ze2)

344 Someone needs a cankle bracelet And yeah (@314) this "Ban Bossy" sh*t reminds me of Occupy in relation to Obama's 2012 bid.

Posted by: NYC Parent at March 12, 2014 01:23 PM (HEo6y)

345 Impressive! They found 10 white pixels surrounded by a sea of grey and black pixels.


Could they be Leonardo DiCaprio or that Kate Winslet chick?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2014 01:23 PM (8ZskC)

346 You know who Shelia Lee misses? Cynthia McKinney, the only dumber Black woman to ever serve in congress. - Oh I think Maxine Waters is still in the running. Posted by: WalrusRex at March 12, 2014 05:22 PM (XUKZU) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I now present you..... Me!

Posted by: The Honorable Hank Johnson at March 12, 2014 01:23 PM (32Ze2)

347 The Clintons have three hobbies. Corruption, bombing Europe, and Sodomy. And Hillary is all out scissoring partners.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:23 PM (9JPz+)

348 I got in trouble when I asked Paula Jones to shred my pig.

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at March 12, 2014 01:23 PM (OZmbA)

349 Charlie Rangel is really an old douche. It was a tragic gas explosion, and  was probably  preventable. He has to play the racial angle, the besieged minority "community" angle. What an asshole. And. It's. All. About. Money.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at March 12, 2014 01:24 PM (0KVus)

350 I shredded my pig and all I got was edible boney

Posted by: Sphynx at March 12, 2014 01:24 PM (OZmbA)

351 My daughter seems to be in favor of this bossy campaign. On a related note, my daughter has often been referred to as bossy.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2014 01:24 PM (oMKp3)

352 President Michelle would and will make a much better President than President Hillary.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:24 PM (9JPz+)

353 @336 agreed.

Posted by: flounder at March 12, 2014 01:25 PM (Kkt/i)

354 Oh I think Maxine Waters is still in the running. Posted by: WalrusRex at March 12, 2014 05:22 PM (XUKZU) Hmm, damn good point. The three of them on Jeopardy would be amusing. I'll take brain dead for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 12, 2014 01:25 PM (0FSuD)

355 There is a burger joint in GA I think that deep fries their burgers and have used the same grease for decades.

Posted by: Queen Hillary at March 12, 2014 01:25 PM (ODr92)

356 Unless the "FDR is a Homo" Amendment is repealed and Obama gets a third and fourth term himself.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:26 PM (9JPz+)

357 He knows that he is getting courted hard because he is a black kid. He, to me, seems sad about it. No excitement. Smart kid too. Real smart.


Yep.  The ones that made it in on the "white people" standard will go through their careers having to disprove the reflexive assumption that they only got in because the bar was lowered for them.  Honestly, I don't know who the affirmative action clowns think they're helping.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2014 01:26 PM (8ZskC)

358 I now present you..... Me! Posted by: The Honorable Hank Johnson at March 12, 2014 05:23 PM (32Ze2) I said wommens, you not be one. Black men congressman are a different group.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 12, 2014 01:26 PM (0FSuD)

359 There is a burger joint in GA I think that deep fries their burgers and have used the same grease for decades. gak

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 01:26 PM (GXZgZ)

360 I mean we could kill off all the "useless" UG humanities majors like Mao killed off the intellectuals in China but perhaps we should wait until a conservative takes power. :^( :^( Yes, that was sarcasm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2014 01:26 PM (XyM/Y)

361 its all about race and Rangel has the wrong hue. His district is primarily Hispanic now and he almost lost his last primary to a Hispanic challenger. Same guy is going after him in the upcoming election. Rangel will lose. Live by the identity politics, die by the identity politics. He needs to bring some bacon home to the hood fast

Posted by: thunderb at March 12, 2014 01:26 PM (zOTsN)

362 Honestly, I don't know who the affirmative action clowns think they're helping.

Themselves. 

Posted by: HR needs a beer at March 12, 2014 01:27 PM (ZKzrr)

363 Mynion has been misnamed, with that level of involvement it should be Henchperson.

Posted by: Decaf at March 12, 2014 01:27 PM (Bwva0)

364

@342 You know who Shelia Lee misses?



Cynthia McKinney, the only dumber Black woman to ever serve in congress.

-
Oh I think Maxine Waters is still in the running.

-----------------

 

Outta curiosity, if Mia Love gets elected next time around, will she be the first intelligent black woman to serve in Congress?

 

Posted by: junior at March 12, 2014 01:27 PM (UWFpX)

365 Maxine Waters quotes.

“We do not have a crisis at Freddie Mac, and particularly Fannie Mae, under the outstanding leadership of Frank Raines.”

(About the Rodney King riots where a guy got his head smashed in by a cinder block for being white) “If you call it a riot, it sounds like it was just a bunch of crazy people who went out and did bad things for no reason.   I maintain it was somewhat understandable, if not acceptable.   So I call it a rebellion.”

(on W) “The President is a liar.   Dick Cheney, the chief architect of the Big Lie, is not only a liar, he is a thief.”

“Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal would be about socializing … uh, umm. … Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies.”

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 12, 2014 01:27 PM (XUKZU)

366 If Bill dies, Hillary will win. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2014 05:11 PM (QFxY5) And that is not an unreasonable prediction. It certainly worked for Johnson.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 12, 2014 01:27 PM (bb5+k)

367 W-i-n-d-y.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2014 01:27 PM (dfYL9)

368 When Putin reintegrates the Crimea into Russia, Obama should meet with him at Yalta just like the Greatest Nonsodomite Nonblack White President did.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:27 PM (9JPz+)

369 I went to a state university in the early 70's. A lot of people in those days thought of themselves as radicals. Virtually everyone thought of himself as "liberal." Of all the people I met there, I only knew just one committed, card carrying Marxist.

He was a mathematics major.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 12, 2014 01:27 PM (xq1UY)

370 Sorry, I was off shredding my pig. >>>>>>>>>> THAT'S what you kids are calling it nowadays I've heard of "loping the mule", but never shredding the pig.....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2014 01:28 PM (OTmml)

371 I shredded my pig and all I got was edible boney

Posted by: Sphynx at March 12, 2014 05:24 PM (OZmbA)




You're supposed to take the bone OUT before you shred the pig.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 12, 2014 01:29 PM (yh0zB)

372 I said wommens, you not be one.

Patty Murray is a strong contender for "dumbest in Congress". 

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 12, 2014 01:29 PM (P7Wsr)

373 criminal justice studies with double minor in sociology and philosophy. I am a total bullshitter

Posted by: thunderb at March 12, 2014 01:30 PM (zOTsN)

374 Nood.

Bonhomme, are you in PNW?

Posted by: flounder at March 12, 2014 01:30 PM (Kkt/i)

375 Shredding the Pig. Shampooing the Buffalo Spanking the Monkey Beating the Moose

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2014 01:30 PM (32Ze2)

376 Granted, FDR didn't meet with the President of Russia. He met with the leader of the Global Communist Conspiracy and offered him all of Eastern Europe and a third of Germany because An Eye for An Eye. So Obama will never be able to outdo FDR in that regard. Even if he personally fellates Putin. Which he probably will.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:31 PM (9JPz+)

377 361--- Rangel will lose. Live by the identity politics, die by the identity politics. Posted by: thunderb at March 12, 2014 05:26 PM (zOTsN) ------------------- I feel a tingle up my leg!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2014 01:31 PM (dfYL9)

378 W-i-n-d-y.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2014 05:27 PM (dfYL9)




It certainly is, they're predicting gusts up to 35mph ahead of this cold front. Shame, yesterday was a perfect day, right around 80 and sunny...perfect for convertible riding...so that's what I did, all day, and it was just as awesome as it sounds.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 12, 2014 01:31 PM (yh0zB)

379 I only knew just one committed, card carrying Marxist.

I'm very happy with my time at BYU.  I had to put up with none of that crap.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 12, 2014 01:32 PM (P7Wsr)

380 Bonhomme, are you in PNW?

Yep.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 12, 2014 01:32 PM (P7Wsr)

381 Two words you don't want to see together: "Hillary" and "flowchart".

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 12, 2014 01:33 PM (hn5v5)

382 You're not thinking of voting for Mia Love, are you?!!! She majored in GASP!.....fine arts. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2014 01:34 PM (XyM/Y)

383 The Soviets then proceeded to ethnically cleanse 15 million Germans from Eastern Europe and their third of Germany, raping a lot of "Fascist" women and girls in the process. Hopefully Putin won't do that to the poor, innocent Ukrainian nationalists. But if he does, he'll still be the second greatest Russian leader. Because Stalin.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:35 PM (9JPz+)

384 And Obama will still be a better President than Hillary.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:36 PM (9JPz+)

385 Shirley Chisolm was pretty bright. Wrong politics, but she was no dummy. But that's how far back you have to go...

Posted by: JoeyBagels at March 12, 2014 01:37 PM (0KVus)

386

@382 You're not thinking of voting for Mia Love, are you?!!!
She majored in GASP!.....fine arts. ;^)

----------------

 

Can't.  I live in The People's Republic of California.

 

 

And I was an English major, so I don't have much room to complain about the more traditional Humanities majors.

 

^^;;

 

Posted by: junior at March 12, 2014 01:38 PM (UWFpX)

387 What, 2008.

Billary asked someone to do something illegal in 2008?

Geez. Is that all?

That is so "What difference does it make?" PERIOD

Posted by: Tortuga at March 12, 2014 01:44 PM (FmyWU)

388 @357 Cicero "Honestly, I don't know who the affirmative action clowns think they're helping." Thought that was obvious. Themselves. They get to play Jesus to societies lepers-- real or imagined and ask in (false) self-rightousness. Helping others was never the goal despite what they say.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 12, 2014 01:47 PM (+06jR)

389 These nonpartisan voter registration groups do that all the time.... They go door to door with scripts that are designed to help them judge the people whose doors they are knocking on. Encouraged to engage with people who respond favorably to the prompts, encouraged to hastily move on if they person they are talking to is "negative" or if you "feel at all uncomfortable". It's a very shrewd kind of selective "nonpartisan" behavior.... But it gets results. Passing on an opportunity to register someone who makes you feel uncomfortable is no different from the sorts of things they accuse Republicans of doing with their games. Of course, it is all, at the end of the day, wrong. But it is irritating to hear Democrats cry foul. Same thing as when they moan about churches being tax exempt for engaging in partisan behavior.... Meanwhile, all kinds of "progressive" priests of godless causes do the same thing.

Posted by: bleck at March 12, 2014 03:37 PM (b6Qog)

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