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January 19, 2012

Reminder: Archer on at Ten on FX
— Ace

Danger Zone!

Posted by: Ace at 05:10 PM | Comments (48)
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1 huh?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 19, 2012 05:12 PM (QZNxQ)

2 Anyone home?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 19, 2012 05:12 PM (QZNxQ)

3 Nobody here but us Cheekens

Posted by: Cheekens at January 19, 2012 05:13 PM (QZNxQ)

4 So, Ace, how is life treating you? Having a good year so far?

Posted by: Cheekens at January 19, 2012 05:14 PM (QZNxQ)

5 I'm going to Asia in two weeks. I'll bring you some dried fish.

Posted by: Cheekens at January 19, 2012 05:15 PM (QZNxQ)

6 Totally out to lunch. Don't even get FX.

Posted by: fluffy at January 19, 2012 05:15 PM (Lpgtj)

7 If this is the rapture, is it too late for me to pray?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 19, 2012 05:15 PM (QZNxQ)

8 Longbow thread?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 19, 2012 05:16 PM (QQAJP)

9 Watched Stage Two: Terms of Enrampagement for about the tenth time. Still laughed for twenty minutes at "potato boat" and "cock-flavored spit."

Posted by: wte9 at January 19, 2012 05:16 PM (OYaaT)

10 So you were out to dinner tonight? That must be why my garbage is slightly tipsy.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at January 19, 2012 05:17 PM (9F2c1)

11 Pour me a drink, Woodhouse. And don't drool in it. Ugh.

Posted by: Sterling Archer at January 19, 2012 05:17 PM (XkAIO)

12 PHRASING!!

Posted by: Steve the Pirate's Wife at January 19, 2012 05:20 PM (B0893)

13 Danger Zone, huh? All I can think of is Top Gun. This about planes?

Posted by: dogfish at January 19, 2012 05:21 PM (N2yhW)

14 IMDB scores again!

Posted by: fluffy at January 19, 2012 05:22 PM (Lpgtj)

15 Lana. Lana. Lana! LLANNAAA!!!!

Posted by: Pam's Bookie at January 19, 2012 05:28 PM (v5XAG)

16 I vote Asian chick!

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 19, 2012 05:29 PM (QcFbt)

17 I briefly watched TV today. Something on the history channel about ancient aliens. I saw a commercial talking about this Archer thing. Some sort of spy cartoon.

Posted by: Deathknyte at January 19, 2012 05:29 PM (AlGq/)

18 Archers? Longbows or Crossbows?

Posted by: Robin Hoodlum at January 19, 2012 05:30 PM (/6j/A)

19 I'll be in the Led Zeppelin room.

Posted by: wooga at January 19, 2012 05:31 PM (vjyZP)

20 I seriously thought I was the only one who watched this show. I feel... validated

Posted by: killface at January 19, 2012 05:34 PM (BDd0G)

21 incidentally, if you remotely enjoy Archer, do yourself a big f'ing favor and go get seasons 1 and 2 of "Frisky Dingo" from Netflix (another Adam Reed project)

Posted by: killface at January 19, 2012 05:36 PM (BDd0G)

You're black...ish.

Well, what's the word for it, Lana? You freaked out when I said "Quadroon"

Posted by: Sterling Archer at January 19, 2012 05:40 PM (FsqHK)

23 The rift on anthropology in "Heart of Archness" was awesome.

My ex-dean (idiot who liked to micromanage the math department) was an anthropologist. Smarmy phony plastic prick who looked like a leprechaun.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 19, 2012 05:42 PM (73tyQ)

24 22 incidentally, if you remotely enjoy Archer, do yourself a big f'ing favor and go get seasons 1 and 2 of "Frisky Dingo" from Netflix (another Adam Reed project)

Archer is so much better. I think it's because he can't go too crazy with the characters and the structure actually makes his writing better.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 19, 2012 05:44 PM (73tyQ)

25 What the fuck, there were three new episodes in September?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2012 05:48 PM (LuvSJ)

26 Hey, Quadroons are the best of the mixed-race demon offspring. Octaroons are great, too -- but often they just become slightly unusual looking white people -- like Dean Cain, Keanu Reeves or Rick Perry. You don't want to drain all the juice from the berry.

Octaroons are good for creating attractive white people, I guess, but you lose out on that thrill of miscegenation.

Same reason I prefer pre-op trannies.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 19, 2012 05:48 PM (QcFbt)

27 26 What the fuck, there were three new episodes in September?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2012 09:48 PM (LuvSJ)

Waa waaaaaaa.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 19, 2012 05:49 PM (73tyQ)

28 Same reason I prefer pre-op trannies.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 19, 2012 09:48 PM (QcFbt)

TMI.

Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2012 05:50 PM (hQX3k)

29 You can buy the first 3 of season 3 through iTunes ($3 each, sorry)

Posted by: AmishDude at January 19, 2012 05:52 PM (73tyQ)

30 Archer is so much better. I think it's because he can't go too crazy with the characters and the structure actually makes his writing better.

We'll have to agree to disagree, i suppose. I love Archer, but I loved Frisky Dingo more. I only wish I had some mind bleach for the "Xtacles" spinoff debacle. (shudder).

Posted by: killface at January 19, 2012 05:53 PM (BDd0G)

31 Just trying to get in an Archer mood. If you can't make an octaroon or tranny joke, then Archer is not the right show.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 19, 2012 05:57 PM (QcFbt)

32 BALLS

Posted by: Mofo at January 19, 2012 05:58 PM (w2aGf)

33 Nudity?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 19, 2012 06:00 PM (73tyQ)

34 One of the best shows...evAH!! Followed by Venture Brothers...

Missed it tonight...DVR'd it though...was over screaming at people on HA....

Posted by: Portnoy at January 19, 2012 06:43 PM (1P9Wb)

35 "Reminder: Archer on at Ten on FX" Aren't you in your 40s?

Posted by: Boxy Brown at January 19, 2012 07:15 PM (vuUUs)

36 Uh, phrasing.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at January 19, 2012 07:41 PM (B0893)

37 There are like 7 things I watch, NCIS, Bones, Dexter, Fringe, Eureka, Stargate Universe, Firefly and THIS!!
I have been missing my usual plot of Archer!
I am still petitioning everyone I know to reinstate Firefly, I KNOW it will be reinstated, even if all the actors die, I KNOW!
If not, I will become unhinged, I might even write a letter of protest!
You just watch me! I may even broach the outside if it becomes necessary!

Posted by: David Kramer at January 19, 2012 08:03 PM (OkW7e)

38 I may even call someone!

Posted by: David Kramer at January 19, 2012 08:04 PM (OkW7e)

39 I will DO IT!

Posted by: David Kramer at January 19, 2012 08:05 PM (OkW7e)

40 >>>incidentally, if you remotely enjoy Archer, do yourself a big f'ing favor and go get seasons 1 and 2 of "Frisky Dingo" from Netflix (another Adam Reed project) That shit is SERIOUSLY insane!

Posted by: Max Power at January 19, 2012 08:39 PM (+wxCD)

41 It was a decent episode. Not great, but decent. It's tough to balance guest stars as themselves in it, though Reynolds was fine.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at January 20, 2012 05:28 AM (W54Uh)

42 They had a lot to do with Burt (so less with Cyril, Pam, Carol, and Roy), so it wasn't a normal episode. But 7 out of 10 for Archer is like 9 out of ten for any other comedy. And Burt was pretty good, too.

I guess Roy is going to be in the wheelchair permanently after "Heart of Archness"? Nice continuity, but that's a bit sad. No more black turtlenecks for him then.

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at January 20, 2012 05:57 AM (1H47k)

Oh, and by the way: last night sets up Woodhouse as a candidate for Archer's father.

Remember his reaction to Burt's claim that Mallory was a sexually attractive woman?

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at January 20, 2012 07:51 AM (W54Uh)

44 Agreed--a "7" Archer is light years better than most comedies.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at January 20, 2012 07:52 AM (W54Uh)

45 Bartleby, the Scrivener, anybody? Ok, it's a tough read, I admit...

Posted by: Xiaoding at January 20, 2012 08:59 AM (3R5Pr)

46 Seriously, that girl must have been, like, a prostitute, or something, before she worked here?

Posted by: Xiaoding at January 20, 2012 08:59 AM (3R5Pr)

47 **** *****!!!! You have an erection?!!

Posted by: Xiaoding at January 20, 2012 09:01 AM (3R5Pr)