April 19, 2012
— Ace The deuce you say, Sir.
A new book by Robert Draper called “Do Not Ask What Good We Do: Inside the US House of Representatives" reveals Weiner's swollen, throbbing ego poking out of his underwear.
That doesn't make sense but anyway:
Weiner “would enter his office in the Rayburn Building screaming at the top of his lungs, ‘Why the f--k am I not on MSNBC?!’”...He finally got his wish, Draper wrote, when Weiner pushed to become the liberal spokesman for ObamaCare.
“He was now on MSNBC every week, sometimes every day — to the point where he was carrying his own makeup kit. (Or rather, his press guy was.)” Draper wrote.
In a way, it's understandable. This was not a guy who had ever commanded attention as a younger man. Now he's King Sh*t of F*** Mountain and he goes a little crazy. It's not like he's had the time to learn how handle prominence gracefully.
Or, he's just a total dick.
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I see what you did there.
Posted by: Cicero at April 19, 2012 10:25 AM (QKKT0)
Very good question, considering who *is* on MSNBC.
Note also the Obama story in which Weiner tried to advise Obama about Obamacare: "Hope you enjoyed your last ride on Air Force One."
Yep, bet the Big 0 said it jokingly, too, but meant every word of it.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at April 19, 2012 10:25 AM (XXy2R)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at April 19, 2012 10:26 AM (TRlpJ)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 19, 2012 10:27 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Penfold at April 19, 2012 10:27 AM (1PeEC)
Posted by: Jim Treacher at April 19, 2012 10:27 AM (X3KAb)
What's understandable is why he was chatting up every chick between 15-25. He needs attention, lots of it. That's his little personal hole that he can never fill. He didn't want them, he wanted them to want him.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 19, 2012 10:27 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 19, 2012 10:27 AM (8y9MW)
Sounds like the unsavory photo was inevitable, then.
Am I the only one reminded of Blast from the Past?
Eve: I'm sick of working for that dickhead.
Adam: What?
Eve: You know, a walking penis capable of intelligent speech. A dickhead!
Posted by: red sweater at April 19, 2012 10:27 AM (Xwgt3)
Ach, du Liebe! Ve totally forgot about ze mountain!
Posted by: town formerly called Fucking [/i] [/b] at April 19, 2012 10:29 AM (Ck8hC)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2012 10:29 AM (Sh42X)
Posted by: town formerly called Fucking
Now that's funny right there.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 19, 2012 10:31 AM (rND5e)
Good! ....I don't know who Robert Draper is, but I'm glad he's written a book about what an asshole Anthony Weiner is.
Because Weiner is still an asshole....and he will always be an asshole, no matter how much he tries to 'rehabilitate' his image.
Posted by: wheatie at April 19, 2012 10:32 AM (+5U+B)
Posted by: jakeman at April 19, 2012 10:32 AM (96M6e)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan ( not a Columbian hooker ) at April 19, 2012 10:34 AM (Dll6b)
Ha! Be careful where you let them "fall," though. Wouldn't want to get anyone pregnant.
Posted by: red sweater at April 19, 2012 10:34 AM (Xwgt3)
"He was now on MSNBC every week, sometimes every day — to the point where he was carrying his own makeup kit"
What is it with Democrat men? They are all a bunch of girlymen! I was reminded of this yesterday when I saw an article of John Edwards. Apparently, his fortunes have fallen so much, he has to get his hair cut at Supercuts and is paying $12.95 instead of $400.00. The article I read had that You-tube vid of him getting powdered and puffed before his debate with Dick Cheney (to the tune of "I Feel Pretty").
Posted by: runningrn at April 19, 2012 10:34 AM (vJ9tV)
I'm so proud. My Downfall video is getting ripped on Democratic Underground!
Woo hoo!
What better way to test if something is effective.
Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2012 10:35 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: Sub Tard at April 19, 2012 10:35 AM (ursbV)
I'm with Treacher, Wiener is more of a douche-bag than a dick.
I don't think that choice is binary.
Randomly, someone with actual skill at building things (ie not me) should make Romney 2012 dog carriers.
Posted by: alexthechick at April 19, 2012 10:35 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, ancient mariner at April 19, 2012 10:35 AM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Sweet Hereafter at April 19, 2012 10:36 AM (c3mby)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 19, 2012 10:36 AM (i6RpT)
Grats! I watched it last night after someone (multiple people actually) linked it on Twitter. Nicely done.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2012 10:37 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 19, 2012 10:37 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: looking closely at April 19, 2012 10:38 AM (6Q9g2)
Posted by: Justamom at April 19, 2012 10:39 AM (Sptt8)
The whole world saw that he was a dick, on Twitter. At least for a short moment.
Posted by: Roy at April 19, 2012 10:39 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: jakeman at April 19, 2012 02:32 PM (96M6e)
Cool. Congrats. .....I'm not sure I've seen it yet....where can I go to see it?
Posted by: wheatie at April 19, 2012 10:40 AM (+5U+B)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2012 10:41 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Dr Spank
I expect that you'll be hearing from Maxine Waters about infringement.
Posted by: Roy at April 19, 2012 10:42 AM (VndSC)
Well, you know what they say.
Some people are born upright, while others have prominence thrust upon them.
Posted by: looking closely at April 19, 2012 10:42 AM (6Q9g2)
Wow, even McCain is getting in on the act.
I'm really shocked that essentially nobody on the Right has chastised us for this stuff. I was waiting for it.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 19, 2012 10:43 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Sandra Slut at April 19, 2012 10:44 AM (qFpRI)
The Korean Sous Chef, though? We make no promises.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 19, 2012 10:45 AM (8y9MW)
There is sh*t, and there is diarrhea --- there is bad, and there is Incredibly Incompetent, Lame and Totally Ineffective
Romney is not McCain----------rinse, repeat
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, ancient mariner at April 19, 2012 10:45 AM (Dll6b)
Posted by: jakeman at April 19, 2012 10:45 AM (96M6e)
There was no reason McCain couldn't have been more aggressive attacking Obama; it was just his nature not to.
I don't know how much of a difference it really would have made in the end, though, particularly given that when running for President, Obama far less of substance to attack, in terms of actual record (voting "present" will do that for you).
Romney has the added advantage of three full years of suckage from Obama to attack
Posted by: looking closely at April 19, 2012 10:46 AM (6Q9g2)
What for?
I suppose he used the makeup to take the shine off his dick before taking a picture.
Posted by: mpfs at April 19, 2012 10:46 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Barack Barack at April 19, 2012 10:46 AM (KHo8t)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 19, 2012 10:46 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 19, 2012 10:46 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: Mandy P., long-time lurker at April 19, 2012 10:46 AM (qFpRI)
'I posted a photo of my dick online, SCORE! Bring it on, Ladies!' That'll work.
Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2012 10:47 AM (KWdVT)
In case I'm not: go read my blog post today. Then share it with your friends.
Also:
Moron Meetup: TX/OK/LA
When: May 26
Where: DFW Metroplex- specific location TBD
How do I get info: Email me (dedicatedtenther[at]gmail[dot]com). Include where you're coming from, especially anyone in the Metroplex, so I can scout a suitable venue.
Why do you keep spamming us with this?: Because eventually Ace or the Cob-loggers will clue into it and put it up on the side bar. I hope.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 19, 2012 10:48 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Harry Balzac at April 19, 2012 10:48 AM (8ZEM6)
Just for the record, I've never crapped in Hitler's backyard.
Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2012 10:49 AM (z9HTb)
It was an honor just to be nominated. Matter of fact, that's all I wanted since I missed my turn in 2000.
Posted by: John McCain at April 19, 2012 10:49 AM (bAGA/)
And I appreciate the congrats, but it's truly the support from the Morons that made it go viral. So, thanks!
One of the cob-loggers needs to put that up on the sidebar at the very least.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2012 10:49 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: H.L. Mencken's Ghost at April 19, 2012 10:50 AM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Mandy P., long-time lurker at April 19, 2012 10:51 AM (qFpRI)
What for?
I suppose he used the makeup to take the shine off his dick before taking a picture.
Posted by: mpfs at April 19, 2012 02:46 PM (iYbLN) I suspect he used it to try and detract from his gargantuan, yawning nostrils. Man's got HUGE nostrils.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 19, 2012 10:52 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Mandy P., long-time lurker at April 19, 2012 10:53 AM (qFpRI)
Posted by: RUReadingthis at April 19, 2012 10:53 AM (V92KK)
Apparently Mitt Romney didn't recognize that some cookies he was given (and apparently didn't like very much) came from a well liked local bakery at some stop in PA. He remarked (obliquely) on their quality by saying, "You didn't make these, did you? They came from 7-11 or somewhere?"
This, apparently, means he's massively out-of-touch with normal voters and not fit to be president.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 19, 2012 10:53 AM (8y9MW)
I still do. Every single day. Sometimes it's on the internet... *sob*
Posted by: Anthony Weiner's wiener at April 19, 2012 10:54 AM (Ky1+e)
Don't forget:
"I'm not really talking about other chicks... How about with another guy?" Weiner asked Nobles.
"Hmmmm, haven't done it before," Nobles said.
"It can be hot," Weiner replies.
"Are you turned on by other guys?" Nobles asked.
"Well it depends on the guy, but generally yes," Weiner divulges.
"He's just very open sexually."
Posted by: King Fuck of Shit Mountain at April 19, 2012 10:54 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: thirtyandseven at April 19, 2012 10:54 AM (lgmfO)
81Too bad his parents didn't name him Richard
True story - I worked with a guy whose name was Richard Wrangler. He chose to be referred to as Dick. Man, try keeping a straight face and professional demeanor when someone introduces themselves as "Dick Wrangler". It wasn't easy but I pulled it off. A great moment for sub tard.
Posted by: Sub Tard at April 19, 2012 10:55 AM (ursbV)
I am embarrassed for them, because obviously they don't know enough to be embarrassed for themselves.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 19, 2012 10:55 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 19, 2012 10:56 AM (DrWcr)
I just went to a conference for work, "Toxic People: Living and Working with High Conflict People." It was really good. One of the things the speaker said was:
Certain professions attract people with anti-social personality disorders (ie. sociopaths). The following are the top 5 occupations that are occupied by people with anti-social personality disorders.
1. Career criminals; 4% of the population are sociopaths, and 80% of crimes are committed by them.
2. Police
3. Criminal lawyers
4. Politicians
5. Clergy
It is absolutely no surprise that Weiner is a politician and a sociopath/narcissist.
Posted by: runningrn at April 19, 2012 10:56 AM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: Nora at April 19, 2012 10:57 AM (VxqUc)
Would that include the ones at HotAir as well?
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 19, 2012 10:58 AM (Ck8hC)
"True story - I worked with a guy whose name was Richard Wrangler. He chose to be referred to as Dick. Man, try keeping a straight face and professional demeanor when someone introduces themselves as "Dick Wrangler". It wasn't easy but I pulled it off. A great moment for sub tard."
My husband worked at a large aerospace company here in Seattle with another engineer named Richard Head. His middle name was Les. No lie.
Posted by: runningrn at April 19, 2012 10:58 AM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: Harry at April 19, 2012 10:58 AM (pacJn)
"Cookiegate" is meh. Not much of a 'gate.
Wall Street Journal: http://tinyurl.com/7ymsgnp
I wholeheartedly support spamming the Twitter hash with dog food jokes.
"Whether your cookies are from Bethel Bakery or a 7/11 , you can guarantee they're 100% puppy free. Romney 2012"
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 19, 2012 10:59 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: thirtyandseven at April 19, 2012 11:00 AM (lgmfO)
Posted by: Justamom at April 19, 2012 11:00 AM (Sptt8)
Posted by: cherry at April 19, 2012 11:02 AM (OhYCU)
Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at April 19, 2012 11:02 AM (p7SSh)
If Obama Did it File number 1004147123:
Newsflash! Obama prefers wife's cookies to professionally made cookies. Despite possible political blow-back in a critical swing state, Obama bravely admitted he preferred his wife's cookies to those prepared at a popular PA Bakery. Michele glowing at the compliment said she would have understood if he had hedged and pretended to like the bakeries cookies more but was proud of him and more than a little complimented by his brave honesty.
Because Romney Did It:
Newsflash! Romney cannot palate common bakery cookies. Prefers those made by his non-working stay at home wife. Some speculate that the lack of real truffle in the cookies is what failed to appeal to Romney's refined and apparently expensive taste buds. Apparently insensitive to the negative impacts to this small Pennsylvania business, Romney publicly lambasted the bakery's product. Coworkers at the bakery claim the baker responsible for the cookies went home crying after hearing the news.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 19, 2012 11:03 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Oschisms at April 19, 2012 11:03 AM (3YIAy)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 19, 2012 11:04 AM (P7hip)
Posted by: Justamom at April 19, 2012 11:04 AM (Sptt8)
"He's just very open sexually."
Posted by: King Fuck of Shit Mountain
Just because I find some cock to be "hot" doesn't mean I'm gay. It's not like I find "all" cock to be hot. And even the hot cocks are, well... it's not like I'm craving it all the time. Ya know? So in a nutshell, not gay. Mmm, nuts. Now those things are always hot.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 19, 2012 11:04 AM (Ky1+e)
Jakeman,
I saw the Downfall video. I laughed so hard I cried. I damned near peed my pants laughing. That was hilarious.
It is on Hot Air too.
Thank you!
Posted by: rd at April 19, 2012 11:05 AM (9sUlj)
Posted by: nickless at April 19, 2012 11:05 AM (MMC8r)
The feminazis were successful in turning a vast amount of boys into metrosexuals.
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 19, 2012 11:06 AM (ZtwUX)
Posted by: Justamom at April 19, 2012 11:06 AM (Sptt8)
Posted by: cherry at April 19, 2012 11:06 AM (OhYCU)
Posted by: DOCTOR Amy Bishop at April 19, 2012 11:07 AM (7SDtn)
Posted by: Fortunata at April 19, 2012 11:08 AM (90H1N)
When team Barky starts going after Romney about his first name being 'Willard'.....and you know they will.....does that mean that it will finally be okay to go after all of Barry's various names?
I mean.....personally, I still have a big problem with such a foreign-sounding string of names being attached to the title of POTUS. .....Especially the name 'Hussein'.
Posted by: wheatie at April 19, 2012 11:08 AM (+5U+B)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 19, 2012 02:53 PM (8y9MW)
AllenG, I'd follow you on Twitter if I knew what name to look for.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at April 19, 2012 11:09 AM (X8/ER)
Posted by: Allota Fagina at April 19, 2012 11:09 AM (0TdUk)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 19, 2012 11:10 AM (eavT+)
Posted by: jakeman at April 19, 2012 11:10 AM (96M6e)
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 19, 2012 11:12 AM (Aaxiu)
Posted by: Affenhauer at April 19, 2012 11:15 AM (7QZ6R)
Not my mom. The cheapest-ass margarine she could find.
And that was before she joined the Weight Watchers cult; now she just eats whatever chemicals diet "food" manufacturers use to replace fat, sugar, taste.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 19, 2012 11:16 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: ziptie at April 19, 2012 11:18 AM (JOgKo)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2012 11:26 AM (iAUf+)
Posted by: Hedgehog at April 19, 2012 11:27 AM (3jGS1)
Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 19, 2012 11:35 AM (NS2Mo)
Posted by: Jean at April 19, 2012 11:39 AM (WkuV6)
Posted by: Jean at April 19, 2012 03:39 PM (WkuV6) .........True. Just think what a major league a-hole you need to be to stand out in a room full of them.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 19, 2012 01:30 PM (Hp7QV)
Yeah. I'm going with that. Sometimes you just can't hide dickitude. And he couldn't.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 19, 2012 01:39 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2012 02:15 PM (7W3wI)
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Posted by: CMU VET at April 19, 2012 05:10 PM (LvNsd)
Now has the wiener of our discontent
Made flaccid yon congressman from New York,
And all the briefs that bulg'd in tweets of yore
In deep denial laid to shameful rest.
Posted by: disa at April 19, 2012 08:44 PM (m1D4k)
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