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October 11, 2012

Revealed: The Secret History of the Obama/Big Bird Relationship
— Ace

A guy named John E. did some photoshops over at Breitbart.

Many more over there. The relationship goes all the way back to Hawaii... yes, to that gang in Hawaii.

Also, this girl is voting for Romney.

Okay, here's some comment: She thinks Mitt Romney is hot.

She also thinks Mitt rhymes with tit and she has two of those, so that's serendipitous.

But back to the hot thing. It helps.

Hey, people are going to have all sorts of bad reasons to vote for a President.

Via @larryoconnor

Posted by: Ace at 09:17 AM | Comments (160)
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1 Mitt's got the chubby stripper demo locked down!

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 11, 2012 09:22 AM (+lsX1)

2 Wow Obama has lost the big tittied hooker vote. that's all the evidence Ace should need the preference cascade has started!

Posted by: bannor, voting Mittens and the Math Witch at October 11, 2012 09:26 AM (HEa5q)

3 I don't get the fascination with boobs.

Posted by: Jordan at October 11, 2012 09:26 AM (/YJYi)

4 You can still buy Romney for less that 40 on Intrade.
I sure wish that I had some money.

Posted by: Max Entropy at October 11, 2012 09:26 AM (he0hL)

Nerdy lab-coat guy: "And over here, Mr. President, is where we store the unobtainium."

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2012 09:27 AM (DrWcr)

6 Is Mitt a Fatty Fucker Chubby Chaser ?

Posted by: Evilpens at October 11, 2012 09:27 AM (ck76k)

7 That chick's video almost makes me want to vote for Obama. Unless I see her ta-tas. Then I'm undecided again.

Posted by: Althouse at October 11, 2012 09:27 AM (mcWHD)

8 Does it involve Reggie..

Posted by: J at October 11, 2012 09:27 AM (Cq/0w)

9 Would be nice to see her from the tits down and play it w/o sound.

Posted by: Vic at October 11, 2012 09:27 AM (YdQQY)

10 Am I the only one who imagines what Big Bird would taste like oven roasted?

Posted by: Redd at October 11, 2012 09:28 AM (guxHP)

11 So less than a month away from the election, the left's two biggest talking points are Big Bird and tampons?

Posted by: El Kabong at October 11, 2012 09:29 AM (b1eWL)

12 Well, at least one of the two of them understands what the tech guy is saying.

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2012 09:29 AM (YXmuI)

13 "And thanks to your generous gift of $500 million, everything you see here will be gone within a year..."

Posted by: The Solyndra Employee at October 11, 2012 09:30 AM (FcR7P)

14 Where did the tampon thing come from, anyway?

Posted by: Y-not at October 11, 2012 09:30 AM (5H6zj)

15 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 11, 2012 09:30 AM (8y9MW)

16 Bristol County Republicans endorse that girl's message. And her massage. Or at least we would endorse her massage if she gave us one. Which we would accept.

Posted by: Truman North at October 11, 2012 09:31 AM (I2LwF)

17 Hi Jordan! Is the Texas legislature still in session? She has compelling arguments. Two of them in fact.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra impact. at October 11, 2012 09:31 AM (VtjlW)

18 Big Bird built this country and Romney wants to go back to having women stuff rags in their underwear!!!

Posted by: Under 30 Hipster! at October 11, 2012 09:31 AM (/YJYi)

19 http://tinyurl.com/92za85y Tom Smith (R) for Senate in Pa. Internal Polling !

Posted by: Evilpens at October 11, 2012 09:32 AM (ck76k)

20 Big Bird or Big Tits. It's your choice, America.

Posted by: joncelli, ad man at October 11, 2012 09:32 AM (RD7QR)

This doesn't surprise me as Big Bird is my cousin.

He's very...theatrical.

Posted by: the chicken at October 11, 2012 09:32 AM (mX8oo)

22 Where did the tampon thing come from, anyway? Posted by: Y-not at October 11, 2012 01:30 PM (5H6zj) Well according to the dems, this election is all about vaginas right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2012 09:32 AM (oSFWF)

23 >>>17 Where did the tampon thing come from, anyway? It was a conspiracy theory peddled by leftist twittidiots yesterday. Ace and Co. were having a bloody good time with it last night. That's where I picked it up.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 11, 2012 09:32 AM (b1eWL)

24 Bristol County Republicans endorse that girl's message. Know what limeys sometimes call breasts?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 11, 2012 09:32 AM (mukPq)

25 Max, I tried. Intrade requires US customers to wait days before their money hits the account. Even expedited, it takes a few days. At least that's the case for people w/o an existing account. Makes me think a lot of foreigners bet on it, might explain the still bargain price for Romney shares.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 11, 2012 09:33 AM (HethX)

Love that she's voting for Romney....but....sheesh!

Posted by: Soona at October 11, 2012 09:33 AM (fQ9ZK)

27 Tits-up and tits. THAT's how you win the posting wars, CAC!

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2012 09:33 AM (FcR7P)

28 I miss the squirrel.

Posted by: huerfano at October 11, 2012 09:33 AM (bAGA/)

"Hey, people are going to have all sorts of bad reasons to vote for a President."

Hey, I'm fine with that, so long as they're voting for the right guy.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at October 11, 2012 09:33 AM (+inic)

30 Where did the tampon thing come from, anyway? Some satire website put up an article saying that a few months ago I think. Somehow it started getting play on the Left and is now being cited as being in the Republican platform. People are total fucking idiots.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra impact. at October 11, 2012 09:33 AM (VtjlW)

31 I want to know why Obama spent so much time avoiding Bert and Ernie. I thought he was a fan of gay marriage.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 11, 2012 09:33 AM (mukPq)

>>Where did the tampon thing come from, anyway?

I don't know, but I hope Romney comes out to an L7 song at the next debate.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2012 09:33 AM (mX8oo)

33 Wrong Info About Libya 'Doesn't Mean It Was False'... Also, I must say, that I think the vast majority of wrong thinking people are right!

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Scheisse at October 11, 2012 09:33 AM (4eNxd)

34 People are total fucking idiots. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra impact. at October 11, 2012 01:33 PM (VtjlW) Yeah, well obama was elected

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2012 09:34 AM (oSFWF)

35 17 Where did the tampon thing come from, anyway? Posted by: Y-not at October 11, 2012 01:30 PM (5H6zj) It was a satire piece, claiming Issa wanted to get rid of them. Dumb fuck libs that can't be bothered to read tweeted it out claiming Romney wanted to take tampons away. It was pathetic either way.

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 11, 2012 09:34 AM (UZQM8)

36 In before Greg states that Biden will mop the floor with Ryan tonight thus allowing Obama to reclaim momentum.

Or did I miss that comment already?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 11, 2012 09:34 AM (pLTLS)

37 At least Big Bird looks like he understands what a crock of shit they're trying to sell.

Posted by: wth at October 11, 2012 09:35 AM (wAQA5)

38 In five days she got over a million views. I wonder why?

Posted by: Redd at October 11, 2012 09:35 AM (guxHP)

39 I think she was in the " Bride of Chucky "

Posted by: AmericanDawg at October 11, 2012 09:35 AM (COr7y)

40 Can you tell me how to get to Sensamilla Street?

Posted by: Barry Choombah at October 11, 2012 09:36 AM (e0xKF)

41 Or did I miss that comment already?

No, Gurgie has been very quiet since his talking points got all blowed up on one of the earlier threads this morning.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 11, 2012 09:36 AM (8y9MW)

Obama has big bird. We have Miss Piggy, the stripper. We win.

What is green and smell like pork?

Posted by: Invictus at October 11, 2012 09:36 AM (OQpzc)

43 28 Bristol County Republicans endorse that girl's message.

Know what limeys sometimes call breasts?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 11, 2012 01:32 PM (mukPq)

Go for it, George! Tell us! Tell us!

Posted by: Truman North at October 11, 2012 09:36 AM (I2LwF)

44 OT: What is this "Daily Beast" shit? A blog where you can't leave comments? A blog too chickenshit to declare an ideology? A blog where they just ramble about their connections and how smart they are without making any sort of point? And they get clicks?

Posted by: lesbian seagull at October 11, 2012 09:36 AM (xXhWA)

45 This girl...is doing Romney no favors. "The guy I'm voting for is not even Christian, he's like a Mormon." "I have twitter so I sort of watch the debates." And that's just the first 20% of the video. Sheesh.

Posted by: red sweater at October 11, 2012 09:36 AM (Xwgt3)

46 How disliked is Obama in Ohio?

So much so that eight times more than the suspected initial estimates showed up in Shelby County to cheer on Romney last night.

link -

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 11, 2012 09:37 AM (pLTLS)

47 It was a satire piece, claiming Issa wanted to get rid of them. Dumb fuck libs that can't be bothered to read tweeted it out claiming Romney wanted to take tampons away.

It was pathetic either way.

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 11, 2012 01:34 PM (UZQM

In fairness to the idiot libs, satire is supposed to be funny, so who could tell. Might have wanted to do a little checking, though, after the Roger Simon of Pollutico "stench" debacle of a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: huerfano at October 11, 2012 09:37 AM (bAGA/)

48 That young lady makes some good points. Two, to be exact.

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at October 11, 2012 09:37 AM (TQtmI)

49 http://tinyurl.com/9vhg5at have you hugged your local 401 lately?

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 11, 2012 09:37 AM (UZQM8)

50 Considering Obama is the incarnation of Chicken Boo, this is oddly appropriate.

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at October 11, 2012 09:37 AM (GBXon)

51 I like tits.

I follow tits on Twitter.

Posted by: Barky O'Bumble at October 11, 2012 09:37 AM (UK9cE)

52 I'd hit it.

Posted by: ErikW at October 11, 2012 09:37 AM (+0cNB)

53 In before Greg states that Biden will mop the floor with Ryan tonight thus allowing Obama to reclaim momentum.

Or did I miss that comment already?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 11, 2012 01:34 PM (pLTLS)

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Nope. You're good.

Posted by: Soona at October 11, 2012 09:37 AM (fQ9ZK)

54 The chubby stripper, not Big Bird.

Posted by: ErikW at October 11, 2012 09:37 AM (+0cNB)

55 What a pair of gazongas on Little Miss Pink. She certainly has my votes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2012 09:38 AM (lOmbq)

56 What is green and smell like pork?

Solyndra and Wind Farms?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 11, 2012 09:38 AM (8y9MW)

57 I'm disappointed I won't get to see the debate live. Gotta go to work.

Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at October 11, 2012 09:38 AM (GULKT)

58 OT Romney up 47-43 in Reuters/Ipsos national poll

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 11, 2012 09:38 AM (GvYeG)

59 It's nice to know if the Sesame Street consulate comes under terrorist attack they'll be safe.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 11, 2012 09:38 AM (b1eWL)

60 I could only take 30 seconds of that airhead

the fucked up thing about it is, in 10 years she'll be a Senator

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 11, 2012 09:39 AM (8sCoq)

61 Romney disappointed in not capturing Big Bird vote.

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 11, 2012 09:39 AM (GvYeG)

62 >>Ace and Co. were having a bloody good time with it last night. That's where I picked it up. Um, ewww.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2012 09:39 AM (TMB3S)

63 Big Bird chooms?!?

THAT would explain why no one ever saw the Suffelupogus....

Posted by: © Sponge at October 11, 2012 09:39 AM (UK9cE)

64 It's nice to know if the Sesame Street consulate comes under terrorist attack they'll be safe.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 11, 2012 01:38 PM (b1eWL)

Zero, zero security personnel, ah ha ha haaa...

Posted by: The Count at October 11, 2012 09:39 AM (v+QvA)

65 I....she said....her opin....ahhh fuck it. TITS!!! ( 0 Y 0 )

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 11, 2012 09:40 AM (da5Wo)

66 . "The guy I'm voting for is not even Christian, he's like a Mormon." "I have twitter so I sort of watch the debates." Wait. There's sound? Why?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra impact. at October 11, 2012 09:40 AM (VtjlW)

67 Romney up 47-43 in Reuters/Ipsos national poll

Internals?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 11, 2012 09:40 AM (8y9MW)

68 In five days she got over a million views. I wonder why?

Posted by: Redd at October 11, 2012 01:35 PM (guxHP)

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That's good. Romney wrapping up the big titty vote.

Posted by: Soona at October 11, 2012 09:40 AM (fQ9ZK)

69 I heard Kermit is voting Green Party.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 11, 2012 09:40 AM (mukPq)

70 Solyndra and Wind Farms?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 11, 2012 01:38 PM (8y9MW)

Heh. Good thinking. I'm gonna steal that.

Posted by: Invictus at October 11, 2012 09:41 AM (OQpzc)

71 71 It's nice to know if the Sesame Street consulate comes under terrorist attack they'll be safe.
Posted by: El Kabong at October 11, 2012 01:38 PM (b1eWL)

Zero, zero security personnel, ah ha ha haaa...

Posted by: The Count at October 11, 2012 01:39 PM (v+QvA)

And we have a thread winner!

Posted by: joncelli, ad man at October 11, 2012 09:41 AM (RD7QR)

72 I am so renting a Big Bird suit for the Inauguration

Posted by: Jean at October 11, 2012 09:41 AM (5HAgy)

73 alrighty then.

Posted by: willow at October 11, 2012 09:42 AM (hX8cq)

74 Wait. There's sound? Why?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra impact. at October 11, 2012 01:40 PM (VtjlW)

Serious question: Ball gag, O-ring or duct tape?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 11, 2012 09:42 AM (da5Wo)

JohnE....Great work on the Big Bird photoshop pics!

I lol'd.

Posted by: wheatie at October 11, 2012 09:42 AM (l5RhJ)

76 I heard Kermit is voting Green Party. It's not easy...

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at October 11, 2012 09:42 AM (GBXon)

77 Internals? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yes, walk in and have a look around.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 11, 2012 09:42 AM (1hLHC)

78 I'd hit it, just so y'all know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2012 09:42 AM (lOmbq)

79 eight times more than the suspected initial estimates That's a great story. He wants to repeal the estate tax, too? That would be awesome for small family farms, which we'll otherwise have to sell to developers.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2012 09:42 AM (FcR7P)

80
I think that bird hangs out at Harry Reid's place for some short eye hunting parties.

Posted by: Beto at October 11, 2012 09:43 AM (BAnPT)

81 That chick is fat.

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 11, 2012 09:43 AM (fX+YS)

82 Sorry thats 47-44 in Reuters ...

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 11, 2012 09:43 AM (GvYeG)

83 Today, we are all Big Birds.

Posted by: John McCain at October 11, 2012 09:44 AM (BAnPT)

84 sounds dippy but to be fair Mormonism is pretty much a heretical form of Christianity. doesn't the end of Revelations say "don't add stuff to this book maan?" rough paraphrase.

Posted by: JParker at October 11, 2012 01:40 PM (60GaT)

That's a terrible argument, considering that the BOOK of Revelations stood on its own at the time it was written (there was no collective Bible at the time), nor was it even the last portion of the Bible to be written.

Posted by: red sweater at October 11, 2012 09:44 AM (Xwgt3)

85 That's good. Romney wrapping up the big titty vote. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ He's got it wrapped up at my house.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 11, 2012 09:44 AM (1hLHC)

86 Serious question: Ball gag, O-ring or duct tape?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 11, 2012 01:42 PM (da5Wo)

Ball gag, and hanging in a Taiwan Basket.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 11, 2012 09:44 AM (UK9cE)

87 Breaking: MSNBC reporting Vice President Biden has just arrived in Nantucket for tonight's debate.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 11, 2012 09:44 AM (+lsX1)

88 And the United States now has official diplomatic relations with the Muslim Brotherhood. Thanks, Obama! Via Times of Israel: EgyptÂ’s foremost Muslim Brotherhood official called on the Arab world Thursday to replace negotiations with Israel with Â“holy Jihad,Â” claiming that if Jews are allowed to pray on the Temple Mount they will destroy the Al-Aqsa Mosque and supplant it with the third temple. Mohammed Badie, Supreme Guide of the Muslim Brotherhood, declared in a public message published by Egyptian daily Al-Ahram that Â“the Zionists only understand force,Â” and that Arabs cannot hope to achieve justice from the Jews Â“through the corridors of the United Nations or through negotiations.Â” Egyptian President Mohammed Morsi was the Muslim BrotherhoodÂ’s presidential candidate, but he resigned all official positions in the movement upon taking office. He has said that his government would uphold the Camp David peace accords with Israel, and recently named a new ambassador to Israel. Â“The time has come for the Islamic nation to unite around one man for the sake of Jerusalem and Palestine,Â” Badie said. Â“The Jews have dominated the land, spread corruption on earth, spilled the blood of believers and in their actions profaned holy places, including their own.Â” Â“Zionists only understand the language of force and will not relent without duress,Â” Badie continued. Â“This will only happen through holy Jihad, high sacrifices and all forms of resistance. The day they realize we will march this path and raise the banner of Jihad for the sake of God, is the day they will relent and stop their tyranny.Â”

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2012 09:44 AM (oSFWF)

58In before Greg states that Biden will mop the floor with Ryan tonight thus allowing Obama to reclaim momentum. Or did I miss that comment already?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 11, 2012 01:34 PM (pLTLS)

I'm right here.

I got the champaign on ice for the incoming Obama victory.

Posted by: Greg at October 11, 2012 09:45 AM (i3OIF)

90 I don't even know what a Taiwan Basket is and I agree with you

Posted by: Truman North at October 11, 2012 09:45 AM (I2LwF)

91 95 Breaking: MSNBC reporting Vice President Biden has just arrived in Nantucket for tonight's debate.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 11, 2012 01:44 PM (+lsX1)

Well, there's an UCK in it, so that's pretty good for him.

Posted by: Truman North at October 11, 2012 09:45 AM (I2LwF)

48 Obama has big bird. We have Miss Piggy, the stripper. We win.

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger?

Posted by: wheatie at October 11, 2012 09:46 AM (l5RhJ)

93 Ms. Titts is so open minded, her brain fell out.

Still, we'll take her vote. Better to have low standards than NO standards.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2012 09:46 AM (ccXZP)

94 That girl wants to put ya'll back in CHHHAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!

Posted by: Joe B. at October 11, 2012 09:46 AM (UZQM8)

95 Today, we are all Big Birds.

Posted by: John McCain at October 11, 2012 01:44 PM (BAnPT)

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Laugh, wingnuts. But if I had a son, he'd look like Big Bird.

Posted by: Baraka the Hussein at October 11, 2012 09:46 AM (fQ9ZK)

96 Champaign? What a fucking pillock.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 11, 2012 09:46 AM (1hLHC)

"That chick is fat."

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Perhaps. But, her elbows are not pointy.

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at October 11, 2012 09:47 AM (TQtmI)

98 I don't even know what a Taiwan Basket is and I agree with you
Posted by: Truman North at October 11, 2012 01:45 PM (I2LwF)

It's one of those things that hangs from the ceiling and.....well.....it's a basket....without a bottom.....

Posted by: © Sponge at October 11, 2012 09:47 AM (UK9cE)

Â“Zionists only understand the language of force and will not relent without duress,Â” Badie continued. Â“This will only happen through holy Jihad, high sacrifices and all forms of resistance. The day they realize we will march this path and raise the banner of Jihad for the sake of God, is the day they will relent and stop their tyranny.Â”

Them's fightin' words.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2012 09:47 AM (mX8oo)

100 Serious question: Ball gag, O-ring or duct tape? Oh sweetie. That's not an or. Though there's a definite break out the asanawa vibe going on.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra impact. at October 11, 2012 09:47 AM (VtjlW)

101 104 I LOL'd

Posted by: Beto at October 11, 2012 09:47 AM (BAnPT)

102 How come there is no pic of Paul Ryan's workout posted -- for the ladies?

Posted by: Redd at October 11, 2012 09:47 AM (guxHP)

103 Whats this Solyndra company ???

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 11, 2012 09:47 AM (GvYeG)

104 Breaking: Oscar the Grouch demands to know why President hob-knobbing with 1%er Bird, not addressing the shaggy muppet community and aluminum can subsidies.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 11, 2012 09:48 AM (b1eWL)

105 Peel that green skin off and Kermit is redder than Chairman Mao...

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 11, 2012 09:48 AM (aisRU)

106 So ripping through the new NBC/ Marist poll for Ohio that has Obama up +6% Look at this -- LIKELY VOTERS Oct. 11th Democrat 40% Republican 29% Independent 29% Now they changed their OWN methodology from - Oct. 3rd--which was-- Democrats- 36% Republicans-- 31% Independents -32% Do you see that manipulation? They decided to up their own sampling of Democrats from the last time they conducted their own poll by-- 4%! while decreasing their Republican and Independent respondents by- 2%, and 3% respectively.

Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2012 09:48 AM (r2PLg)

107 She didn't watch the debates but has Twitter so it's like watching them. I can't argue with that.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2012 09:49 AM (1Jaio)

108 111 Whats this Solyndra company ??? Posted by: Honey Badger at October 11, 2012 01:47 PM (GvYeG) Asks about 90% of the US population.

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 11, 2012 09:49 AM (UZQM8)

109 Save Big Bird ...Until Thanksgiving.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2012 09:49 AM (FcR7P)

110 Dems +11 ... sure makes perfect sense. To keep your boy in ther race.

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 11, 2012 09:49 AM (GvYeG)

111 Barky and Slow Joe are examples of "the soft bigotry of low expectations."

Nobody is expecting Joe Biden to do anything except show up. Watch it. After he fails miserably, the MSM will be saying nothing about what an idiot he is.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 11, 2012 09:50 AM (he2LC)

112 It's one of those things that hangs from the ceiling and.....well.....it's a basket....without a bottom.....
Posted by: Â© Sponge at October 11, 2012 01:47 PM

Being an engineer and industrious I constructed a motorized one.
In a spasm of delight on the ladies part I nearly got my Johnson ripped off.

Posted by: Beto at October 11, 2012 09:50 AM (BAnPT)

113 Ok, who watched the fat girl video with the sound on? Come on, raise your hands you fuckers!

Posted by: EC at October 11, 2012 09:50 AM (GQ8sn)

114 And that, ladies and germs, is why universal suffrage is to democracy as fapping is to sex.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at October 11, 2012 09:51 AM (ZMzpb)

115 Under President Jean, the US Embassy would be on Temple Mount after a Red Horse unit scraped off that offensive Muslim building.

Posted by: Jean at October 11, 2012 09:51 AM (5HAgy)

116

those elbows are ANYTHING BUT sharp

Posted by: tod von oben at October 11, 2012 09:52 AM (UaxA0)

117 101 Ms. Titts is so open minded, her brain fell out. Still, we'll take her vote. Better to have low standards than NO standards. Posted by: GnuBreed at October 1 even someone as dumb as her can see what a failure Obama is. so that makes her smarter than althouse.

Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2012 09:52 AM (BSBT0)

118 Ok, who watched the fat girl video with the sound on? Come on, raise your hands you fuckers!

Posted by: EC at October 11, 2012 01:50 PM (GQ8sn)

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Thirty seconds was about all the sound I could take. It was like having my brains slowly sucked out through my ears.

Posted by: Baraka the Hussein at October 11, 2012 09:53 AM (fQ9ZK)

119 You know, hindsight and all that, but kinda thinking I should have been on Team Mitt in 2008. And shouldn't have made so much fun of Hugh Hewitt.

Posted by: Golan Globus at October 11, 2012 09:53 AM (7vSU0)

120 Solyndra scientist: "Mr. President, here's the room of people who are drunk and don't care...."

Posted by: EC at October 11, 2012 09:53 AM (GQ8sn)

121 118 Dems +11 ... sure makes perfect sense. To keep your boy in ther race. Posted by: Honey Badger at October 11, 2012 01:49 PM (GvYeG) ____________ Ya then there is that--which I missed because I was so shocked by the maneuvers they went through from their last flipping poll.

Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2012 09:53 AM (r2PLg)

122 One! One huge breasticle, ah ha ha haaa.... Two! Two huge breasticles, ah ha ha haaaaa!!!

Posted by: The Count at October 11, 2012 09:54 AM (DrWcr)

123 The media is sure running with the "Biden doesn't have a chance" meme. I'm sure this is to declare him the winner when he actually makes on stage and doesn't soil his pants...

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 11, 2012 09:54 AM (9+ccr)

124 Being an engineer and industrious I constructed a motorized one.
In a spasm of delight on the ladies part I nearly got my Johnson ripped off.

Posted by: Beto at October 11, 2012 01:50 PM (BAnPT)

Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 11, 2012 09:54 AM (UK9cE)

125 Solyndra scientist: "And over here Mr. President, is the room of people who are drunk but DO care...."

Posted by: EC at October 11, 2012 09:54 AM (GQ8sn)

126 The video of the girl voting for mitt?

Just another reason to repeal the 19th amendment.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 11, 2012 09:54 AM (wR+pz)

127 even someone as dumb as her can see what a failure Obama is. so that makes her smarter than althouse.

Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2012 01:52 PM (BSBT0)

Buuurrrrrrnnnn.

Posted by: red sweater at October 11, 2012 09:55 AM (Xwgt3)

128

universal suffrage is to democracy as fapping is to sex.

Wow. that is not just quotable, it's a real slogan. Man, I want that as a bumper sticker

I give you kudos larger that Porketta's mammaries, there, pal

Posted by: tod von oben at October 11, 2012 09:55 AM (UaxA0)

129 even someone as dumb as her can see what a failure Obama is. so that makes her smarter than althouse.

Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2012 01:52 PM (BSBT0)

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It makes her smarter than Biden. WHOA! What am I saying?

Posted by: Soona at October 11, 2012 09:55 AM (fQ9ZK)

130 "So ripping through the new NBC/ Marist poll for Ohio that has Obama up +6%"

Reweighted that polls is:

2010 - R+4
2008 - O+3
2004 - R+8
2012 Registration - R+3

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 11, 2012 09:55 AM (wg4gm)

131 She's Catholic? Somewhere a nun is crying.

Posted by: long island at October 11, 2012 09:56 AM (kzp9t)

132 Romney set the trap and Obama walked right into it. Well played Romney, you magnificent bastard.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 11, 2012 09:56 AM (BVkEs)

133

arab spring

cnn may 20 2011.

The message's capacity to deflate global jihadist movements was in evidence two weeks ago when news of Osama bin Laden's death was met with a collective shrug. Why? Because in Egypt and Tunisia, citizens are currently focused on building, shaping, planning and other actions associated with fulfilling their dreams.

By taking to the streets, they shattered the myths and fear-mongering that their former leaders used to subjugate them and that jihadists used to promote violence. If Egyptians and Tunisians can be masters of their own destiny, why attack the United States? The entire jihadist rationale unravels.

And yet, if these populist transitions do not succeed, it might appear to some Egyptians and Tunisians that greater forces were conspiring against them. The defeat of the Arab Spring would be used to validate jihadist claims. By providing additional financial assistance to these countries, the U.S. not only would be promoting democracy, it also would be combating terrorism.

uh huh sure.

Posted by: willow at October 11, 2012 09:56 AM (hX8cq)

134 So on Oct 3rd NBC thought the Dem turn out would be- 36% But in a week they think Dem enthusiasm jumped by 4% Because..Big Bird!

Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2012 09:57 AM (r2PLg)

135 A bunch of church groups wrote congress denouncing Israel. It's the usual suspects but with the Maryknolls: http://goo.gl/e7JjM Fucking commie nuns!

Posted by: Redd at October 11, 2012 09:57 AM (guxHP)

136

it's workng out so well.

Posted by: willow at October 11, 2012 09:58 AM (hX8cq)

137

Just for Greg - Gravis poll Ohio - Romney +1

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 11, 2012 09:58 AM (GvYeG)

138 http://tinyurl.com/9mcswgu 1 for the Ladies Paul Ryan pumping Iron

Posted by: Evilpens at October 11, 2012 09:59 AM (ck76k)

139 78 Solyndra and Wind Farms? Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 11, 2012 01:38 PM (8y9MW) Heh. Good thinking. I'm gonna steal that. Club. Joined. He he.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2012 09:59 AM (GFM2b)

140 138 "So ripping through the new NBC/ Marist poll for Ohio that has Obama up +6%" Reweighted that polls is: 2010 - R+4 2008 - O+3 2004 - R+8 2012 Registration - R+3 Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 11, 2012 01:55 PM (wg4gm) __________________________ Dave in Fla Thanks--it's really unbelievable.

Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2012 09:59 AM (r2PLg)

141

That girl wants to put ya'll back in CHHHAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!

Only if you ask her to before the session starts.

Posted by: Alex at October 11, 2012 10:00 AM (3x3F6)

142 Horse unit scraped off that offensive Muslim building.

Posted by: Jean at October 11, 2012 01:51 PM (5HAgy)

I'd enlist such a worthy cause.

Posted by: Invictus at October 11, 2012 10:00 AM (OQpzc)

143 You're looking for the anathema verse from Paul to the Galatians, not John of Revelations

Posted by: Jean at October 11, 2012 10:00 AM (5HAgy)

144

---universal suffrage is to democracy as fapping is to sex.

Wow. that is not just quotable, it's a real slogan. Man, I want that as a bumper sticker

I give you kudos larger that Porketta's mammaries, there, pal
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Ah, thanks.

Just remember to remind all the idiots you know to vote on Nov. 7.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at October 11, 2012 10:00 AM (ZMzpb)

145 Posted by: willow at October 11, 2012 01:56 PM (hX8cq) Liberals: "I think it, therefore it must be so."

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 11, 2012 10:01 AM (UZQM8)

146 if I had a son, he'd look like Big Bird

Yellow and always flapping his beak?

Posted by: pep at October 11, 2012 10:01 AM (YXmuI)

147 By providing additional financial assistance to these countries, the U.S. not only would be promoting democracy, it also would be combating terrorism.

uh huh sure. Posted by: willow

If only it could be arranged for these dangerous naifs take the inevitable results of such stupidity personally instead of the rests of us, it would be instructive.

But no. Their idiocy will get others killed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 11, 2012 10:01 AM (bCaR9)

148

The ladies should have a Paul Ryan pumping iron post. Especially after that fat hooker stripper video.

Posted by: IC at October 11, 2012 10:01 AM (a0IVu)

149 I'm sorry but that chick is considered hot? She looks like trailer trash to me.

Posted by: Sassy at October 11, 2012 10:02 AM (3HMHV)

150

cajun and weft.

even the wording is silly dumb shit wordiing.

planning and other actions associated with fulfilling their dreams.

(for g-ds sake)

fail.

and of course THIS ( if they become more extreme they have a set new excuse)

might appear to some Egyptians and Tunisians that greater forces were conspiring against them.

Posted by: willow at October 11, 2012 10:06 AM (hX8cq)

151 I'm sorry but that chick is considered hot? She looks like trailer trash to me. We can't all afford a big house with an elevator for our cars. Those boobs would look good in my trailer.

Posted by: Golan Globus at October 11, 2012 10:07 AM (7vSU0)

152 Hey the chubby stripper reminded of me of someone .... Where has Billy Jeff been? He has he campaigned or attended any fundraisers for TFG? I haven't his name mentioned anywhere.

Posted by: long island at October 11, 2012 10:17 AM (kzp9t)

153 Where did the tampon thing come from? 1) Wawa didn't work 2) neither did the joke about windows in airplanes Other people have explained where it came from but the more important question is why anyone would believe it... The tampon thing does't have to be true - the object, in what appears to be a close election, is to get a number of low information voters to believe it is. You do this by throwing lots of fecal matter at the wall and hope something sticks. So this is just more of the same wacky Dems throwing more fecal matter at the wall hoping something will stick.

Posted by: ADK46er at October 11, 2012 10:32 AM (QqcVa)

154 Speaking of giant boobs, when I watched the YouTube vid of the bosomy lady who supports Romney, it was preceded by an ad . . . for Obama! They have *blanketed* the internet ads, Facebook, iTunes apps, all the non-traditional formats. Someone in the Romney campaign needs to concentrate on making sure they're doing ad buys in those formats too.

Posted by: Bud Norton at October 11, 2012 10:37 AM (6cOMd)

155 Happy she's a romney vote, but god damn that was hard to listen to.

Posted by: km at October 11, 2012 11:25 AM (iFQkz)

156 Behold, the woman Ace was referring to in last evenings post about the woman he wants to drill, but who seems confused about feminism....

Posted by: simpleton at October 11, 2012 11:39 AM (za3QZ)

157 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2012 12:08 PM (6o4Fb)

158 She's better with the audio off.

Posted by: Chipperoo at October 11, 2012 12:33 PM (6c62F)

159 New slogan: "Mitt's the Tits"

Paulie Boy will break it out tonite.

Posted by: Chipperoo at October 11, 2012 12:33 PM (6c62F)

160 The Choom Gang can see Big Bird from their van.

Roof hits, dude.