April 10, 2012
— Ace Video of the now-concluded press conference is here.
Bella is apparently okay.
...
Rumors on Twitter, but not confirmed, Ed says, by Fox and CBS.
A "senior adviser" confirms it.
epublican presidential candidate Rick Santorum will announce he will suspend his campaign on Tuesday at an event in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, a senior adviser to the campaign told CNN.
He's going to have a conference call with supporters telling them not to get "discouraged" and promising he'll stay "active."
But obviously once you take a big step like this, it's very difficult to un-take it.
The Big Feminism Post: I put it into draft. I like it, but it can't compete with a big breaking news thing. I'll put it back up later.
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Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 10:17 AM (okXo7)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 10, 2012 10:18 AM (VMcoS)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 10, 2012 10:18 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Roy at April 10, 2012 10:18 AM (VndSC)
I read the feminism post. It was, as they say, "sissy shit."
Posted by: a different postal worker on a route other than ace's at April 10, 2012 10:18 AM (+hPIb)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 10, 2012 10:19 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: no good deed at April 10, 2012 10:19 AM (mjR67)
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 10:19 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: taylork-T minus 14 days until quitting at April 10, 2012 10:19 AM (5wsU9)
Posted by: toby928© at April 10, 2012 10:19 AM (GTbGH)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2012 10:19 AM (XBdI0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2012 10:20 AM (i6RpT)
Shit! And I was just about to slather some additional "fuck you" sauce on Ashley and her whiny-ass bullshit, too...
Posted by: Balsamic Shotgun at April 10, 2012 10:20 AM (sTS/8)
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt Can't Let Go Of Old Memes at April 10, 2012 10:20 AM (VMcoS)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 10, 2012 10:20 AM (CTHok)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 10, 2012 10:20 AM (DGIjM)
I guess thats why I picture Ace as the www.izzard from Aqua Teen
http://images.wikia.com/athfwiki/images/d/d5/Theyzzerdd.jpg
Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 10, 2012 10:20 AM (RfvTE)
Posted by: nickless at April 10, 2012 10:20 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 10, 2012 10:20 AM (NH8EN)
I sincerely hope this has nothing to do with Bella's health.
Now we just have to hope Obama really does choose "That's not Fair" as his campaign slogan.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 10, 2012 10:20 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: soothsayer at April 10, 2012 10:20 AM (jUytm)
As for Santorum, he should just quit already . . . for the sake of the chicken. I mean, children. Nah, more for the chicken
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 10, 2012 10:21 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 10:21 AM (okXo7)
Yesterday we were subjected to a movie review; and today? A 10,000 word treatise on a B list actress and her self-image problems.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 10, 2012 10:21 AM (nEUpB)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 10, 2012 10:21 AM (f9c2L)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2012 10:21 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: JEA at April 10, 2012 10:21 AM (hxLER)
Posted by: DangerGirl at April 10, 2012 10:21 AM (EPDZ2)
Well this should make for a interesting discussion at my Wednesday committee meeting.
I'm guessing he saw his poll numbers tanking in PA. I think he still wants a political career and knows that losing in PA would probably end it permanently.
I'm glad he's out. I hope Newt conceded today too. Newt's already 4.5 million in debt.
Let's just lick our wounds, move forward and prepare for the epic battle that lay ahead.
Posted by: Ben at April 10, 2012 10:21 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 10, 2012 10:22 AM (SB0V2)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at April 10, 2012 10:22 AM (mjR67)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at April 10, 2012 10:22 AM (ursbV)
That's what I was thinking...that it is because of some news from his daughter's physicians.
I hope not.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 10, 2012 10:22 AM (nEUpB)
Posted by: soothsayer at April 10, 2012 10:22 AM (jUytm)
Naaaaahhhhhh. Pay up, suckas.
Posted by: Baracka Obama at April 10, 2012 10:22 AM (3e5sZ)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2012 10:23 AM (XBdI0)
Posted by: huerfano at April 10, 2012 10:23 AM (bAGA/)
Posted by: TheGarbone at April 10, 2012 10:23 AM (vtiE6)
Posted by: dagny at April 10, 2012 10:23 AM (CMM9V)
Posted by: Robert Stacy McCain at April 10, 2012 10:24 AM (VMcoS)
Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 10:24 AM (okXo7)
My mama said, to get things done
Vote for Mitt Romney you f^cking moron
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 10, 2012 10:24 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 10, 2012 10:24 AM (SB0V2)
This is probably the right move for him in any event.
Now let's train our guns hard to port, and let fly the volleys of freedom...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 10, 2012 10:24 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: soothsayer at April 10, 2012 10:24 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: Balsamic Shotgun at April 10, 2012 10:24 AM (sTS/8)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 10, 2012 10:25 AM (r4wIV)
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 10:25 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: nickless at April 10, 2012 10:25 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: ace at April 10, 2012 10:25 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Yeah, I said it. at April 10, 2012 10:25 AM (71LDo)
Posted by: typical perverted Moron at April 10, 2012 10:25 AM (nEUpB)
Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 10:25 AM (okXo7)
Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at April 10, 2012 10:25 AM (tfw18)
@Your Inner Voice
Kindly shut the fuck up or go die in a fire. You may hate this country enough to want to see it suffer another four years of this unmitigated disaster but I do not. In fact, I love this country and want to see it remain the greatest nation ever conceived And if it takes smacking you and your ilk upside the head with a 2 x 4 I will gladly do so.
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 10, 2012 10:25 AM (GthSf)
87th look at Herman Cain?
Really, really, really just kidding.
Mitt is not perfect, but you go to war with the candidate you have. We now have one.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2012 10:26 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 10, 2012 10:26 AM (UX4hg)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 10, 2012 10:26 AM (SB0V2)
Posted by: dagny at April 10, 2012 10:26 AM (CMM9V)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 10, 2012 10:26 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2012 10:26 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 10, 2012 10:26 AM (XABE6)
Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 02:24 PM (okXo7)
War hero?
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 10, 2012 10:26 AM (mFxQX)
86The current occupant of the White House would never have suspended his campaign for an ill, handicapped daughter. He honestly would have prevented her birth in the first place. The truth hurts...
Red pill? Blue pill? We have to do something to prevent Doctors from amputating perfectly good limbs.
Posted by: Sub-Tard at April 10, 2012 10:27 AM (ursbV)
Posted by: soothsayer at April 10, 2012 10:27 AM (jUytm)
It's so nice, just getting to sit back and let all the rest of you pick the nominees for me.
Posted by: TEXAS at April 10, 2012 10:27 AM (V40IZ)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2012 10:27 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's perky tits at April 10, 2012 10:27 AM (ccXZP)
Posted by: cherry at April 10, 2012 10:27 AM (OhYCU)
And the Newtster's campaign is about as big a joke right now as it gets.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 10, 2012 10:27 AM (j/nZn)
Your blog...your content.
But...I sort of like your stream of consciousness writing. It exposes your thought processes in a way that pithier, tighter prose might not. It's actually the best part of blogging.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 10, 2012 10:28 AM (nEUpB)
Posted by: Yeah, I said it. at April 10, 2012 02:25 PM (71LDo)
It's bloody true, and it's maddening.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 10, 2012 10:28 AM (shCoe)
(sobs and runs upstairs to her room and slams door)
Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 10, 2012 10:28 AM (VMcoS)
LMAO (if you did that purpose)
Hemerrohoid cream to cut down the puffiness... too soon?
My penis forced me to write that. I denounce myself as part of the patriarchy.
Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 10, 2012 10:28 AM (RfvTE)
Posted by: nickless at April 10, 2012 10:28 AM (MMC8r)
Jefferson only wrote long letters when he couldn't find any kids to diddle.
Posted by: Rev. Wright at April 10, 2012 10:28 AM (3e5sZ)
Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 10:28 AM (okXo7)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 10, 2012 10:28 AM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Bluto 4 Santorum at April 10, 2012 10:28 AM (mkcRx)
Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 10, 2012 10:29 AM (DrWcr)
Your Inner Voice must be screaming "you're a giant douchebag."
Its true, you are a giant douchebag. Go 'eff yourself.
Posted by: mpfs at April 10, 2012 10:29 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: dagny at April 10, 2012 10:29 AM (CMM9V)
Santorum out? Feel free to waste some of your seed, fellas. The coast is clear.
Posted by: Jaws at April 10, 2012 10:29 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: ace at April 10, 2012 02:25 PM (nj1bB)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 10:29 AM (RD7QR)
he didnt not even look sick or disease and all his
children are will be orphans accept for there mom
now all the kid will probally cry ever time if they see
a easter basket becuase of reminding about him
#JusticeForWaylon
Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at April 10, 2012 10:29 AM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 10:30 AM (okXo7)
Posted by: Japan at April 10, 2012 10:30 AM (MMC8r)
not editing is a part of writing quickly.
I know I write long. As Jefferson wrote, "I'm sorry to write you such a long letter; I didn't have time for a shorter one."
But I'll look for some nips and tucks.
Posted by: ace at April 10, 2012 02:25 PM (nj1bB)
Brevity is the soul of wit, but lengthy takedowns are infinitely more interesting. o.o
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 10, 2012 10:30 AM (shCoe)
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 10, 2012 02:25 PM (GthSf)
God I love our moronettes.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 10:30 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 10, 2012 10:30 AM (SB0V2)
Maybe if you had gotten off your fat ass, wiped off the barbecue sauce from your hands and did some work for your native son, you would be crowing about the Perry juggernaut.
Whining is not becoming.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 10, 2012 10:30 AM (nEUpB)
Posted by: Vic at April 10, 2012 10:31 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 10, 2012 10:31 AM (pYiys)
I wouldn't blame any parent-to-be for aborting trisomy 18 (or 23 = Down's). It's a struggle to raise a child you know you will outlive.
It's a difficult situation that the Santorums are in, and I wish them well.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 10, 2012 10:32 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 02:30 PM (okXo7)
Life and opportunity are passing you by, while you sit miserable at your PC, trying desperately to make others as miserable as yourself.
It won't work. 0.o Go outside, find some sun, make some new friends. Exercise. Buy a puppy. Enjoy life.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 10, 2012 10:32 AM (shCoe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2012 02:31 PM (UOM4
No kidding. I wish these guys would just drop out silently. It's nothing to be proud of.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 10, 2012 10:32 AM (X3lox)
Posted by: Your Friendly Unprejudiced BSM at April 10, 2012 10:32 AM (dMM1R)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2012 10:32 AM (lTcoT)
Posted by: Gil Westrum at April 10, 2012 10:32 AM (e8kgV)
If he uses this as the point when he begins his tack back towards 'the center' he might as well 'suspend' his campaign too.
Posted by: ThomasD at April 10, 2012 10:32 AM (9yHeH)
The fact that Santorum got this far...should serve as a reminder to the Mitt followers that there is a majority of conservative voters who did not want him.
So spare us the "Mitt is the best candidate" stuff. ....Gloating will not be helpful to uniting people behind Mitt.
Posted by: wheatie at April 10, 2012 10:32 AM (+5U+B)
Posted by: Sgt. Fury at April 10, 2012 10:32 AM (XY73C)
Ok, it's clear now. You're obviously some child, out for spring break, with nothing intelligent to contribute to -- well -- anything. I think SpongeBob is coming on, so you need to hurry along now before you miss the episode.
Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at April 10, 2012 10:32 AM (tfw18)
Posted by: Jimbo at April 10, 2012 10:33 AM (O3R/2)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 10, 2012 10:33 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 10, 2012 10:33 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 10:33 AM (okXo7)
Posted by: dagny at April 10, 2012 10:33 AM (CMM9V)
Posted by: Barack Obama, Just Sayin', Folks. at April 10, 2012 10:33 AM (VMcoS)
Posted by: Jimbo at April 10, 2012 10:33 AM (O3R/2)
Where is that youtube on the college campus where the guy pretending to be santorum was stripped and fake beaten and marked?
Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 10, 2012 10:34 AM (RfvTE)
Posted by: Sonny at April 10, 2012 10:34 AM (XBdI0)
Posted by: soothsayer at April 10, 2012 10:34 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2012 10:34 AM (UOM48)
Arkansas for President Barack Obama
Presumably he's cleared for this; there's no way Arkansas is in play this cycle. His Senate seat matters more.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 10, 2012 10:34 AM (QTHTd)
Seems like your initial premise is pretty-much fracked.
You started a wonderful diatribe about how she's beneath the notice of straight men who couldn't have any reason to pay attention to her because she's not in TV or movies lately:
"As a member of The Patriarchy in good standing, I did not know this. I did not know about her puffy face. Even if I had known about her puffy face, I would not have remarked on it, as Ashley Judd is not relevant enough for a guy to discuss.
She's not in movies or TV shows lately.
But she is relevant enough for the gossip blogs to discuss."
The thing is, the only reason she's being discussed is precisely BECAUSE she's on TV lately. The new series "Missing" started up March 15th with her in the starring role, where she plays a sort of Mom-version of Jason Bourne.
It's surprisingly good from my straight-male perspective. Some nice action sequences. The premiere picked up about 10 million viewers from what I found on the Intertubes. That's why "the Patriarchy" is talking about her, rather than just gay men and women.
Posted by: VekTor at April 10, 2012 10:35 AM (N7DZ0)
You are obviously joking, but do you realize how close to the truth you are?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 10, 2012 10:35 AM (nEUpB)
Posted by: wheatie at April 10, 2012 02:32 PM (+5U+B)
Definitely. It's not about the primaries now, it's about everybody coming together to unseat the SCOAMF.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 10:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 10, 2012 10:35 AM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Jefferson Cody at April 10, 2012 10:35 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2012 10:35 AM (r2PLg)
Mike Huckabee just called and said, "I sense a vacuum developing..."
Posted by: soothsayer at April 10, 2012 02:34 PM (jUytm)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2012 10:35 AM (UOM48)
Okay, now I am going to go all Mean Girl (she says as if she's ever been the better person): The Horde hears that Santorum is dropping out and the immediate reaction is to hope it's not because his child is sick and if she is, it's to wish the best for her and her family, even from those who are not huge Santorum fans. If the same news happened on the Left? Well. I think we all know what those responses would be.
Yeah. We Evil Heartless Rethuglicans are, in fact, far better people.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 10, 2012 10:36 AM (VtjlW)
This time next week I'm going to be puffy and bruised.
Had to make sure you weren't Sandra Fluke, with a handle.
Posted by: Roy at April 10, 2012 10:36 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 10:36 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: nickless at April 10, 2012 10:37 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: dagny at April 10, 2012 10:37 AM (CMM9V)
Posted by: Jefferson Cody at April 10, 2012 02:35 PM (e8kgV)
You guys are fast...
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 10:37 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 10, 2012 10:37 AM (d6QMz)
Anyone have the intestinal fortitude to check out what Chuckie and Kos are saying? 'Cause I don't.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 10, 2012 10:37 AM (8y9MW)
And yes I've been catty about women but it's the ones who get the horrible plastic surgery.
Posted by: mpfs at April 10, 2012 10:38 AM (iYbLN)
Is there any other kind? I've certainly never encountered one that could volley a cogent argument, show wit and hold their own in an argument of ideology. Unless you count calling the right a big bunch of ghey doodie head, racist, homophobe, women hater, rich people...and rednecks. Don't want to forget the rednecks.
Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at April 10, 2012 10:38 AM (tfw18)
1) polygamy - part of the huge problem between the US and Mormons. Gotten rid of for Utah. No longer practiced, really.
Barky - direct product of a polygamous family. First ever in the White House. By miles.
2) Mormon. They have a state of their own. Part of America (after they dropped polygamy).
Barky was raised muslim, so alien to America and Western culture as to be utterly jaw-dropping.
3) Mittens' dad wasn't a natural born citizen and tried running for the Presidency.
Barky is NOT a natural born citizen and is occupying the Precedency, currently.
I can't wait.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 10, 2012 10:38 AM (X3lox)
Posted by: soothsayer at April 10, 2012 10:38 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2012 10:38 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 10:38 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2012 10:39 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: dagny at April 10, 2012 02:37 PM (CMM9V)
Plastic surgeon is going to remove a piece of skin from my forehead to replace the skin cancer on the side of my nose. Said I'll be about three months healing. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2012 10:39 AM (UOM48)
Excuse me. OldER, is what I meant to say.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2012 10:39 AM (exvgC)
U.S. Sen. Mark Pryor, D-Ark., said he will not actively campaign in piss in the wind during the 2012 general election cycle.
Arkansas for President Barack Obama
FTFY
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2012 10:39 AM (B+qrE)
This.
It's not a question of "how much worse can it get?"
I think we all know the answer to that one. Four more years of SCOAMF would end up with the United States in such disarray, I'm not sure there would be any takers up to the task of fixing it.
I can support Romney. Don't have to do it especially cheerfully right now, but I can do it.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 10, 2012 10:39 AM (j/nZn)
Posted by: dogfish at April 10, 2012 10:40 AM (N2yhW)
Posted by: cherry at April 10, 2012 10:40 AM (OhYCU)
Drop #3 and you've got something. #3 is a loser for us- until and unless Sheriff Joe in AZ comes up with something solid. Even then, it will (not his fault, the fault of the media) be tarnished with his reputation.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 10, 2012 10:40 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2012 10:40 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2012 10:40 AM (i6RpT)
Anyone have the intestinal fortitude to check out what Chuckie and Kos are saying? 'Cause I don't.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 10, 2012 02:37 PM (8y9MW)
I can identify with that. The last time I went to Kos, I wanted to punch someone.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 10, 2012 10:40 AM (shCoe)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 10, 2012 10:41 AM (VMcoS)
Posted by: NBC at April 10, 2012 10:41 AM (Sh42X)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 10, 2012 10:41 AM (nEUpB)
Posted by: dally at April 10, 2012 10:41 AM (oZfic)
Posted by: soothsayer at April 10, 2012 10:41 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2012 10:41 AM (i6RpT)
"The new series "Missing" started up March 15th
with her in the starring role, where she plays a sort of Mom-version of
Jason Bourne."
*stares at her hands in disbelief after deftly whipping dinner together using only the leftovers in the fridge and some Minute Rice*
Posted by: Mom-version of Jason Bourne at April 10, 2012 10:42 AM (V40IZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2012 02:34 PM (UOM4
-----------------------------
Damn Jane, did I start a trend here at AOS. Is everyone getting cancer now? But good luck with everything. I will pray for you.
Posted by: Vic at April 10, 2012 10:42 AM (YdQQY)
It's. On.
Everyone who isn't with Romney needs to go view Andrew's CPAC speech. RIGHT NOW.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 10, 2012 10:42 AM (pVvkk)
As long as they don't make me replace my Banana Pudding with Jello-molds or other desert casserole, I think I'll survive.
But they can take my Banana Pudding from my cold, dead hands. Well, really my digestive tract- it would get messy picking it up with my hands, and I don't let it sit around that long anyway.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 10, 2012 10:42 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2012 10:42 AM (i6RpT)
He's persuasive like that.
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2012 02:40 PM (r2PLg)
No monarch ever went to war with all unspotted soldiers.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 10:42 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 10, 2012 02:37 PM (8y9MW)
Oh no no HELL no. Don't want to know that badly.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 10, 2012 10:42 AM (j/nZn)
Posted by: nickless at April 10, 2012 10:43 AM (MMC8r)
204 days until the election.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 10, 2012 10:43 AM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2012 10:43 AM (i6RpT)
Well, you'll be able to camouflage it with makeup after two. I bet with a flesh colored bandage it won't even be that noticeable. If you don't have bangs though it's probably time to get some. Mostly matters if you're ok.
Posted by: dagny at April 10, 2012 10:43 AM (CMM9V)
Posted by: nickless at April 10, 2012 10:43 AM (MMC8r)
He lacks political, cultural, etc.. experience with the rest of us. He is gonna raise taxes and fees (like he did in Mass) to try to reign in the out of control debt.
Which I would support if I thought in anyway they would be used to pay down debt and stabilize currency.. rather then just as more cheese for democrat voting traps and general growing room for government.
Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 10, 2012 10:43 AM (RfvTE)
That happened to a good friend of mine.
She's fine now.
She'll be 88, and grew up in New Mexico.
Posted by: jwb7605 at April 10, 2012 10:43 AM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 10, 2012 02:35 PM
------------------------
LOL, that's the way most jokes work.
Posted by: Vic at April 10, 2012 10:44 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: dogfish at April 10, 2012 02:40 PM (N2yhW)
We could do worse.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2012 02:40 PM (i6RpT)
I'm excited about the polygamy thing. Wait, what?
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 10:44 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2012 10:44 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 10, 2012 10:44 AM (r4wIV)
1. Open Primaries
2, Iowa and New Hampshire
3. Media
4. RNC
5. Voters who do not listen to Rush's advice and
6. RINOS!
7. Michele Bachmann's Star Fleet Admiral outfits.
8. ChristieRyanDaniels
9. 9-9-9
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2012 10:44 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at April 10, 2012 10:45 AM (e8kgV)
And yes I've been catty about women but it's the ones who get the horrible plastic surgery.
Posted by: mpfs at April 10, 2012 02:38 PM (iYbLN)
--Gregg Easterbrook in his TMQ column speculated on that phenomenon, guys like Seth Rogan and Kevin James landing hot babes on screen. His guess was that a lot of male Hollywood writers are themselves unattractive and were unpopular in high school and college and it's all wish-fulfillment.
Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 10, 2012 10:45 AM (CE2wR)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2012 10:45 AM (tqwMN)
Posted by: . at April 10, 2012 10:45 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: dally at April 10, 2012 02:41 PM (oZfic)
???
He has pretty much suspended his campaign also?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2012 02:42 PM (i6RpT)
No, no formal announcement. No suspension. And Newty won't succumb to the pressure from Karl and Ed.
Posted by: dally at April 10, 2012 10:45 AM (oZfic)
Then why would Ace write a big puff piece about her?
Posted by: jwb7605 at April 10, 2012 10:45 AM (Qxe/p)
*****
Be careful what you wish for. I foresee 1000+ comments and major in-fighting before it's over.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 10, 2012 10:45 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 10, 2012 10:45 AM (pYiys)
Posted by: Morals team at April 10, 2012 10:46 AM (OhYCU)
Posted by: SH at April 10, 2012 10:46 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 10, 2012 10:46 AM (QTHTd)
Meh.
Not many people around here took him seriously as a candidate, so there isn't much to say.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 10, 2012 10:46 AM (nEUpB)
What its no less constitutionally relevant and politically consequential then what MOST people vote on.
Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 10, 2012 10:46 AM (RfvTE)
****
Although he did just concede that Romney is the likely nominee.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 10, 2012 10:46 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Morals team at April 10, 2012 02:46 PM (OhYCU)
lol
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2012 10:47 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 10, 2012 10:47 AM (r4wIV)
Plastic surgeon is going to remove a piece of skin from my forehead to replace the skin cancer on the side of my nose. Said I'll be about three months healing. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2012 02:39 PM (UOM4
--Sorry to hear, Jane! I take it it beats the alternative?
Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 10, 2012 10:47 AM (CE2wR)
Posted by: ace at April 10, 2012 10:47 AM (nj1bB)
I hate break it to them, but from what I've seen they're still ugly and unpopular outside of Hollow-wood.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 10, 2012 10:47 AM (VMcoS)
Posted by: nickless at April 10, 2012 10:48 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: mpfs, Puffer Fish Stick at April 10, 2012 10:48 AM (iYbLN)
Yeah, that. Actually that whole thing.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 10, 2012 10:48 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2012 10:48 AM (i6RpT)
On the upside, all his predictions have been wrong so far ...
Posted by: jwb7605 at April 10, 2012 10:48 AM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: tsj017 at April 10, 2012 10:48 AM (coyry)
Drug smugglers are said to sometimes pack cocaine in coffee grounds in an attempt to hide the smell from dogs.
One year from now, smugglers will be packing coffee grounds in cocaine in an attempt to circumvent the new national coffee ban.
(Even dumb jokes are just jokes)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 10, 2012 10:48 AM (SY2Kh)
This is surprising?
The Morons might (but only might) be able to stay on topic about a new porn movie staring Mila Kunis and Christian Hendricks. Anything else? Not going to happen.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 10, 2012 10:48 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 10, 2012 10:48 AM (r4wIV)
Just get two+ women pregnant, don't get a job, have everyone live on welfare, stop by for late night bootie calls.
de-facto Polygamy is not only legalized by government its now subsidized by it.
Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 10, 2012 10:49 AM (RfvTE)
If you can find some squirrel porn, I'm sure we cure AIDS.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 10, 2012 10:49 AM (0tRzD)
*****
Are you trying to corral a herd of feral cats?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 10, 2012 10:49 AM (piMMO)
What's not to love about us incorrigible dickheads?
Look! Squirrel!!
Posted by: mpfs, Puffer Fish Stick at April 10, 2012 10:49 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: ace at April 10, 2012 02:47 PM (nj1bB)
Right. Then we start to forget what we're writing about and start nattering about boobs.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 10:49 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: nickless at April 10, 2012 02:43 PM (MMC8r)
--I'm disappointed that you didn't just go ahead and do it yourself.
(That's what she said.)
Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 10, 2012 10:49 AM (CE2wR)
I misread this as something about your foreskin and got terribly confused.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 10, 2012 10:49 AM (nEUpB)
283 so if I understand you incorrigible dickheads, in the Puffy Face post you write about Rick Santorum, and in the Rick Santorum post you write about Puffy Face?
Comic relief, Ace. ....Joking around is therapeutic.
Posted by: wheatie at April 10, 2012 10:49 AM (+5U+B)
Posted by: Reel fishin Christian at April 10, 2012 10:49 AM (n+SZF)
You do realize you're arguing with Curious, right?
I don't mind, but I wanted to make sure you were aware.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 10, 2012 10:50 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 10, 2012 10:50 AM (9t6jP)
I was going to schedule an anti-conservative LGF-style meltdown for the Puffy Face post. Summon the feathered velociraptors!
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 10, 2012 10:50 AM (QTHTd)
Rick Santorum is retiring because he's so upset about the Guillen 5-day suspension, according to the barber of my friend.
Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2012 10:50 AM (jm/9g)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2012 10:50 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: The Entertainer-in-Chief at April 10, 2012 10:51 AM (KWdVT)
Posted by: soothsayer at April 10, 2012 10:51 AM (jUytm)
Mr. Ace O' Spades, allow me to present.....your commenters. Commenters, allow me to introduce Mr. Ace O' Spades. I'm sure you'll find something you have in common to talk about!
Posted by: Emily Post at April 10, 2012 10:51 AM (VMcoS)
Posted by: Moron Nation at April 10, 2012 10:51 AM (OhYCU)
There are actually some wierd splinter groups the Mormon Church rejected and opposes in Utah that do that very thing. They have multiple wives, but call them "dependents" and write off all the kids and wives. Its a pretty good scam.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 10, 2012 10:51 AM (r4wIV)
It's the way we roll. By the way, is your face getting a little puffy?
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 10, 2012 10:51 AM (ccXZP)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2012 10:51 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: willow at April 10, 2012 10:51 AM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Puff Daddy at April 10, 2012 10:52 AM (JgPDK)
@ace - the grass is always greener in the other topic
Posted by: reason at April 10, 2012 10:52 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 10, 2012 10:52 AM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 10, 2012 10:53 AM (JgPDK)
Posted by: Randall Hoven at April 10, 2012 10:53 AM (0YUWE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2012 10:53 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: NBC at April 10, 2012 10:53 AM (Sh42X)
Posted by: nickless at April 10, 2012 10:53 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2012 02:51 PM (r2PLg)
Precisely...which is why I seem to spend more and more time reading the classics these days.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 10:54 AM (RD7QR)
Who's this "Ace" person?
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at April 10, 2012 10:54 AM (tqwMN)
While I respect Rick Santorum, and listened to his speech (which should be all about him in his last big spotlight) I do wish he had thrown his support behind Mitt Romney. He spoke of defeating Obama, so that may be what he meant.
I hope Romney is going to go full DefeatObama from this day forward. Instead of "Remember the Alamo" I advise you all to "Remember What Brietbart Said." Defeat Obama in November 2012.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky: ABO 2012 at April 10, 2012 10:54 AM (baL2B)
--she liked purple; I didn't. ----oh well
Posted by: Sandra at April 10, 2012 10:54 AM (Dll6b)
Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2012 10:54 AM (onSRg)
TRUE BUT FALSE!
Posted by: Washington Post at April 10, 2012 10:54 AM (Qxe/p)
Morons. They are going to vote for Romney. I said they same stupid shit in 2008, until I saw what the Dems had nominated. These idiots know full well what 4 more years of Obama will be like, and they think they won't walk on glass to get rid of him?
Unfortunately, the whining includes some generally intelligent tweeters.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 10, 2012 10:54 AM (9t6jP)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 10, 2012 10:55 AM (r4wIV)
replace the skin cancer on the side of my nose. Said I'll be about three
months healing. Ugh.
Had it done last year. Left a dent on my forehead, but I'm a guy so I tell people I got hit with a bottle in a biker bar. Man Card stuff.
Posted by: minuteman (formerly trainer) until Juggy is gone at April 10, 2012 10:55 AM (Rojyk)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 10, 2012 10:55 AM (9U1OG)
Posted by: soothsayer at April 10, 2012 10:56 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: willow at April 10, 2012 10:56 AM (TomZ9)
If we are left with Mitt, then I am going all in for Mitt. Not my first pick but I will work my ass of for him. The idea of another 4 years.....frack!
Posted by: UofC Conservative at April 10, 2012 10:57 AM (dSMQm)
Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2012 02:54 PM (onSRg)
Surrender Dorothy!
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 10:58 AM (RD7QR)
Isn't that the Lane Bryant slogan??
I don't know who this Lane Bryant fellow is, but he sounds really fabulous.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 10, 2012 10:58 AM (dMM1R)
During the Michigan GOP primary, Santorum actively collaborated with the likes of UAW President Bob King, an avowed socialist, to encourage Democratic voters to vote against Romney. Santorum went so far as to make a robocall recording targeting those Democratic voters. So yeah, working with socialist weasels to undermine a fellow Republican in a Republican primary is just about as low as you can go, in my view.
Screw Rick Santorum.
Posted by: troyriser at April 10, 2012 10:58 AM (vtiE6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 10, 2012 02:41 PM (nEUpB)
**
She makes my monkey puffy.
Posted by: dananjcon edited due to time restraints at April 10, 2012 11:00 AM (8ieXv)
Posted by: logprof at April 10, 2012 11:00 AM (CE2wR)
>>>so if I understand you incorrigible dickheads, in the Puffy Face post you write about Rick Santorum, and in the Rick Santorum post you write about Puffy Face?"
True but false!
Posted by: WaPo at April 10, 2012 11:00 AM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: S Daniel at April 10, 2012 11:01 AM (BVkEs)
If your dog wouldnÂ’t pay to ride on the roof of the family station wagon, you donÂ’t have much of a dog.
Posted by: jwest at April 10, 2012 11:01 AM (ZDsRL)
It's a difficult situation that the Santorums are in, and I wish them well.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 10, 2012 02:32 PM (QTHTd)
Down syndrome is Trisomy 21, you nitwit (just ask my youngest daughter).
The 23rd Chromosome is the one that determines what sex a person is.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 10, 2012 11:01 AM (0xqzf)
Posted by: Reel fishin Christian at April 10, 2012 11:02 AM (n+SZF)
Posted by: reason at April 10, 2012 11:03 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 11:03 AM (okXo7)
Posted by: Reel fishin Christian at April 10, 2012 11:04 AM (n+SZF)
Posted by: lincolntf at April 10, 2012 11:04 AM (hiMsy)
I want a 'Hell Yeah' candidate.
"Will you take all reasonable and necessary steps to allow North America to be self-sufficient in energy production and refining, including onshore and offshore gas and oil resources in the US?"
Hell Yeah!
"Will you shut down six, seven, eight cabinet-level agencies to prove to the American people that its government is making a sincere effort to live within its means?"
Hell Yeah!
"Will your administration vacate the EPA's fraudulent CO2 endangerment finding, clean out the activists and restore honesty and scientific method to atmospheric and climate research?"
Hell Yeah!
"Will you work to ensure that this country does not fund its enemies abroad, starting with an immediate 50% cut in US funding of the United Nations and a reevaluation of our relationship with that institution?"
Hell Yeah!
"Is Afghanistan, to paraphrase Bismarck, worth the bones of a single Illinois Marine?"
Hell...uh...No!
But we are told by our betters that we need a candidate who will play nice with the middle, that we need to convince a quarter of those uncommitted formerly-Obama-voters that it's Not Their Fault(tm) that we've got a SCOAMF in the Oval Office now, that No One Could Have Known(tm) just how bad the Teleprompter-in-Chief would be.
Hmmm...
Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2012 11:08 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 11:08 AM (okXo7)
True but false!
Posted by: WaPo at April 10, 2012 03:00 PM (NF2Bf)
**
Yes, its how we edit for time and efficiancy of data flow.
Posted by: dananjcon edited due to time restraints at April 10, 2012 11:09 AM (8ieXv)
Morons. They are going to vote for Romney. I said they same stupid shit in 2008, until I saw what the Dems had nominated. These idiots know full well what 4 more years of Obama will be like, and they think they won't walk on glass to get rid of him?
Unfortunately, the whining includes some generally intelligent tweeters.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 10, 2012 02:54 PM (9t6jP)
Yeah. If the Perfect Candidate doesn't get nominated, don't vote at all.
That'll teach 'em.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 10, 2012 11:11 AM (j/nZn)
Posted by: Mandy P. voted and is All Dead Inside now at April 10, 2012 11:11 AM (qFpRI)
Posted by: logprof at April 10, 2012 03:00 PM (CE2wR)
A normal post?
That IS bizarre!
Posted by: antisocialist at April 10, 2012 11:13 AM (j/nZn)
I'm still unconvinced that's actually true, are you sure that's what happened or did the Democrats do it and convince a press guy to say it was Romney? I wouldn't put it past them.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 10, 2012 11:15 AM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Reel fishin Christian at April 10, 2012 11:15 AM (n+SZF)
Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 11:17 AM (okXo7)
Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 11:18 AM (okXo7)
Mitt Romney @MittRomney
Senator Santorum is an able and worthy competitor, and I congratulate him on the campaign he ran.
BRB. Bzy losing to Obama. LOL!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 10, 2012 11:19 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Vic at April 10, 2012 11:20 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Sockwave's Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 11:20 AM (kaOJx)
Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 11:21 AM (okXo7)
Santorum's campaign placed robocalls urging Dems to vote for him, specifically noting that it was an open primary and that they could still vote for Obama in the general after voting for Rick in the primary.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 10, 2012 11:21 AM (SY2Kh)
Ron Paul Campaign Statement on Rick Santorum Withdrawal
“Congratulations to Senator Santorum on running such a spirited campaign. Dr. Paul is now the last – and real – conservative alternative to Mitt Romney. We plan to continue running hard, secure delegates, and press the fight for limited, constitutional government in Tampa.”
"Then -- on to reconquer the Martian Gold Mines!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 10, 2012 11:23 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: lincolntf at April 10, 2012 11:25 AM (hiMsy)
Posted by: Sockwave's Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 11:25 AM (kaOJx)
Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2012 11:25 AM (WkuV6)
Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 11:26 AM (okXo7)
Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 11:28 AM (okXo7)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 10, 2012 11:29 AM (gPDxp)
Posted by: Sockwave's Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 11:29 AM (kaOJx)
I think then that you are in for a big surprise.
Posted by: dally at April 10, 2012 11:30 AM (oZfic)
Posted by: Reel fishin Christian at April 10, 2012 11:32 AM (n+SZF)
Posted by: lincolntf at April 10, 2012 03:25 PM (hiMsy)
I'm searching for this kind of post during the mccain debacle. I bought it then, not buying it now. It's very easy to vote every spot on the ticket but the presidency and I fully intend to do that. Won't vote for mittens. I'm not alone, you'll see.
Posted by: dally at April 10, 2012 11:32 AM (oZfic)
Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 10, 2012 03:28 PM (okXo7)
So how do you like your commies, real or soft? And is 'real' a euphemism here?
Posted by: troyriser at April 10, 2012 11:34 AM (vtiE6)
Yes, I know that's the story, but is it true?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 10, 2012 11:36 AM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Reel fishin Christian at April 10, 2012 11:36 AM (n+SZF)
Posted by: dally at April 10, 2012 03:32 PM (oZfic)
Shut up you braindead retarded skank. Get back out to your street corner before your pimp slaps you around again.
Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2012 11:40 AM (GULKT)
Posted by: Reel fishin Christian at April 10, 2012 11:41 AM (n+SZF)
Posted by: Your Inner Retard at April 10, 2012 11:41 AM (9tLNI)
Yes, I know that's the story, but is it true?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 10, 2012 03:36 PM (r4wIV)
Yes, it's true, but for some reason I can't post URL links on here. Enter "Santorum defends robocalls in Michigan" & "usa today" into any search engine.
So why didn't you look it up yourself?
Posted by: troyriser at April 10, 2012 11:41 AM (vtiE6)
Posted by: NOT THE TROLL at April 10, 2012 11:43 AM (n+SZF)
Posted by: lincolntf at April 10, 2012 11:46 AM (hiMsy)
Posted by: Reel fishin Christian at April 10, 2012 11:46 AM (n+SZF)
Posted by: Reel fishin Christian at April 10, 2012 11:51 AM (n+SZF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 10, 2012 11:53 AM (Iaxlk)
And, looking ahead now, how about a tin-foil-covered skull that goes out?
Real Journalists have books of that stuff, all ready to go.
And, they write their obituaries in advance, too. They're that professional.
Posted by: comatus at April 10, 2012 11:56 AM (ZOlM3)
Posted by: NOT THE TROLL at April 10, 2012 11:57 AM (n+SZF)
Wait, he's not conservative? At all? He's basically Obama Lite?
Guess what? He will still be painted as an ultra-conservative by the MBM. He will lose. Why vote for Obama Lite when you can get The Real Thing™?
Posted by: cranky-d at April 10, 2012 12:04 PM (4HDqe)
Posted by: NOT THE TROLL at April 10, 2012 12:05 PM (n+SZF)
Mitt Romney is now for all practical intents and purposes: the Republican Nominee for President of the United States.
It is now ridiculously obvious that all remaining Romney-haters are effectively engaged in the campaign against Mitt Romney becoming President. (They can no longer cover themselves with the thin veil that they really just want to see someone else win the nomination. – That’s over.)
That essentially puts them in league with the Obama campaign.
And that's all we really need to know about them.
Posted by: _Dave_ at April 10, 2012 12:06 PM (2amQY)
It is ironic that they hurl the utterly irrational and lame insult that Romney supporters are trolls.
We are? Really? Trolls pretend to be something other than they are.
But consider that they are the ones who are verbally tearing down a man of significant accomplishment who has openly embraced the Paul Ryan Budget and who is solely challenging Obama for the Presidency. Attacking Romney makes them the trolls. – And from here on out, they should always be dismissed as such. Call them by their category: Obama Trolls.
And even more specifically: Romney Bashing Obama Trolls. (Or: RBOTs)
Posted by: _Dave_ at April 10, 2012 12:07 PM (2amQY)
When there was a chance that an alternative candidate could win the Republican nomination, we could give the Romney-bashers the benefit of the doubt.
But now those who continue to bash Romney have no excuse left. They are Obama Trolls bashing Romney - plain and simple.
Posted by: _Dave_ at April 10, 2012 12:09 PM (2amQY)
Posted by: NOT THE TROLL at April 10, 2012 12:09 PM (n+SZF)
Sure, they will claim that they hate Obama also. But thatÂ’s just the thin disguise they hide behind to give themselves the credibility to bash Romney. And now itÂ’s obvious.
They are Obama Trolls pretending to support weaker GOP nominees. - Just so they could get their jollies by ripping on the likely Republican Nominee who would eventually be challenging their precious, messianic Obama.
Their continuing attacks on Romney reveal their true agenda.
Yet they are stupidly shredding their own obvious disguises – exposing themselves for the nasty Obama Trolls they clearly are.
Posted by: _Dave_ at April 10, 2012 12:10 PM (2amQY)
Not funny!!!!!!! You aren't a true REPUBLICAN!!!!!!
Posted by: Reel fishin Christian at April 10, 2012 03:04 PM (n+SZF)
As a true concerned Christian conservative (I even voted for Reagan in 84), I can tell you that this site is NOT a conservative site. They are always talking about fapping, praising Dennis Hopper, and laying with women who are not their wives. Now they are making jokes about abortion, I am the ONLY pure conservative here.
Posted by: MrPaulRevere at April 10, 2012 12:11 PM (1grxW)
Wait, he's not conservative? At all? He's basically Obama Lite?
Guess what? He will still be painted as an ultra-conservative by the MBM. He will lose. Why vote for Obama Lite when you can get The Real Thingtrade;?
Posted by: cranky-d at April 10, 2012 04:04 PM (4HDqe)
Romney was (and is) at least as conservative as his two sane primary opponents, Gingrich and Santorum. Gingrich ran to the left of Romney on immigration and initially denounced Ryan's first entitlement reform plan while Romney embraced it. Santorum's voting record shows him to be a moderate and somewhat Big Government Republican, although his strong socially conservative views tend to obscure that fact. Point is, neither Gingrich nor Santorum are conservatives by the usual measure, yet the Not Romney, supposedly conservative crowd embraced them as their own because they were, well, not Romney.
Hypocrites.
Posted by: troyriser at April 10, 2012 12:12 PM (vtiE6)
Posted by: NOT THE TROLL at April 10, 2012 12:13 PM (n+SZF)
Mega-Ditto Pings to Troyriser regarding comment #461.
Your analysis is on the money, brother.
Posted by: _Dave_ at April 10, 2012 12:15 PM (2amQY)
Go, Mitt, Go!
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 10, 2012 12:15 PM (IlZPo)
Posted by: NOT THE TROLL at April 10, 2012 12:17 PM (n+SZF)
It's hilarious that the ironic Romney-bashers actually think they are fooling people into believing that they are GOP conservatives rather than the incognito liberals pulling for Obama that they actually are.
I don't think they realize how obviously transparent and foolish they are.
Posted by: _Dave_ at April 10, 2012 12:19 PM (2amQY)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 10, 2012 04:14 PM (OWjjx)
Sigh, as a concerned Conservative Christian, this makes me sad.
Posted by: MrPaulRevere at April 10, 2012 12:19 PM (1grxW)
Posted by: NOT THE TROLL at April 10, 2012 12:20 PM (n+SZF)
Yep, Otis Crib, youÂ’re just another Romney Bashing Obama Troll. But in your spare time you double as an Ass Clown.
How does that pay, by the way? – You ought to let your buddy Barrack know because he’ll be looking for a new job in less than a year’s time. I bet he’d be almost as good an Ass Clown as you are.
Posted by: _Dave_ at April 10, 2012 12:26 PM (2amQY)
Mittens wasn't my first choice. Off the top of my head, I can name ten politicians who I think would be a better president than he will. But as Mark Steyn says, the future belongs to the ones who show up: most of my ten politicians gave the race a pass, or ran shitty campaigns. Mittens did the work and raised the money, and he won it fair and square - or as fair and square as politics ever is.
Mittens is not the best man for the job, by a long shot. But he's infinitely better than the incumbent. At this point, that's all that matters.
Posted by: Brown Line at April 10, 2012 12:39 PM (juPvY)
Posted by: cheetah at April 10, 2012 12:53 PM (zXhtZ)
Posted by: VekTor at April 10, 2012 12:54 PM (N7DZ0)
Posted by: mama winger at April 10, 2012 01:20 PM (P6QsQ)
Newt's face is truly puffy. I expect a half-eaten eclair to pop out of it at any second.
The thought of him mounting anything smaller than a Beluga whale is really disconcerting.
Posted by: TexasJew at April 10, 2012 02:13 PM (Bughn)
Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2012 03:22 PM (7W3wI)
The thought of him mounting anything smaller than a Beluga whale is really disconcerting.
Posted by: TexasJew at April 10, 2012 06:13 PM (Bughn)
Somewhere in the past year I unfortunately saw a photo of Newt sunbathing. The image is still etched into my retinas. Beached whale did describe it. However! I do like the cut of his jib when he is messing with debate moderators. Otherwise, he is just hanging out to have a place in Tampa.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky: ABO 2012 at April 10, 2012 04:13 PM (baL2B)
But sounds like you guys are really desperate. To have you candidate appear to most everyone but republicans and conservatives to be buying the republican nomination in plain sight....well almost, anything can happen at the convention. And remember, you all say newt is out of it but that's not what newt is saying at all. And if you look at the V photo, he's got a powerhouse behind him....so if I were mittens I might not be breathing a sigh of relief until I was the nominee at the convention. Anything can happen.....
I'm not a conservative, I registered republican to vote against mittens. But then I'll register back to vote as an independent again. The dems/libs scare me more than the republicans/conservatives. But you guys make my friends laugh with the things you say. But my friends are thinking there are more pro obama types masquerading as conservatives on this site than anywhere else. You are proving a fertile ground for my poli sci doctoral candidate friend.
Posted by: dally at April 10, 2012 08:48 PM (oZfic)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 10, 2012 09:25 PM (r4wIV)
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