May 30, 2012

Romney Gaining in Favorability Among Women; Obama's Favorability Slips
— Ace

Don't these women know there's a war on them?

A sharp advance among women has boosted Mitt Romney to his highest favorability rating of the presidential campaign – albeit still an unusually weak one – while Barack Obama’s personal popularity has slipped in the latest ABC News/Washington Post poll.

Obama still beats Romney in favorable ratings overall, by an 11-point margin, 52 vs. 41 percent. But thatÂ’s down from 21 points last month, giving Romney the better trajectory.

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All Romney’s gains have come among women – up by 13 percentage points in personal popularity from last month, while Obama’s lost 7 points among women. (Views among men have been more stable.) Obama’s rating among women, 51 percent favorable, still beats Romney’s 40 percent – but again that margin is far smaller than what it was six weeks ago.

By the way, Obama's lead in favorability seems to be partly due to the fact that while this poll asks registered voters about their actual vote preference, it asks all adults about favorability. Registered voters skews Democratic, and "all adults" skews even further Democratic.

Sorry I'm up so late. I've got insomnia again, dammit.

Posted by: Ace at 09:57 AM | Comments (163)
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1 ((ace))

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at May 30, 2012 09:58 AM (4/NTV)

2 the president is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable tyrant/failure

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at May 30, 2012 09:58 AM (4/NTV)

3 Sorry about the insomnia, Ace.  Given recent events, it's not hard to figure out the reason.

Anyway, brighten up: Romney looks stronger by the day, Obama's flailing, Barrett's failing.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 30, 2012 09:58 AM (KVOrU)

4 Phew....thought you had gone underground.

Posted by: Tami at May 30, 2012 09:59 AM (X6akg)

5 Up late cause of the Mass effect 3 new DLC ace?

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 30, 2012 09:59 AM (U7RAF)

6 Ace, don't eat foods with MSG.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 30, 2012 10:01 AM (mFxQX)

7 Still waiting/hoping for the preference cascade.

Not sure if Portman, if he is Mitten's Veep-pick, will start the tipping.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 30, 2012 10:01 AM (kqqGm)

8 shit, obama's at war with america, the catholic church, and pretty much everything in between, and many americans don't care because hey obama's awesome.

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at May 30, 2012 10:01 AM (QxSug)

9 or they're on the take

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at May 30, 2012 10:02 AM (QxSug)

10

If Obama's personal favorability slips then he's done for. That's the only reason he's still in the race.

 

 

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2012 10:02 AM (wuv1c)

11 Melatonin is your friend, ace. Try it.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 30, 2012 10:03 AM (pLTLS)

12 OT talked to friend who smarter than me financially last night regarding FB.  Thinks it will settle in at $12 eventually and should have IPO'd at $5.

But then again I'm a Moron.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 30, 2012 10:03 AM (kqqGm)

13 Obama by 3000%, wingnutz!

Posted by: Greg, Ministry of Truthiness at May 30, 2012 10:03 AM (MMC8r)

14 Relieved to see you're okay, Ace.  Thought you might have gone hobo hunting and had an "incident" with a face-eater.  {{shudder}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2012 10:03 AM (UOM48)

15 boy, are you rethuglicans going to be surprized when obama grants amnesty to all of mexico AND canada in November. I mean, aren't we just a nation of immigrants, therefore our culture is worthless and fungible with anyone the DNC can import to vote for them. suckers.

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at May 30, 2012 10:04 AM (QxSug)

16 Views among men have been more stable. The story of our lives. Heh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 30, 2012 10:05 AM (21lBC)

17 Insomnia?? Is that what kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Thomas at May 30, 2012 10:06 AM (muqvy)

18 Looks like they had a war on women and nobody came.

Sandra Fluke hardest hit.
Repeatedly.
In her box.
By men.
Bareback.

Posted by: jimmuy at May 30, 2012 10:06 AM (kSaUf)

19

I still support the repeal of the 19th amendment.

 

Sorry about the insomnia, ace, I do know how that goes.  Have you tried the whole take a bath (no bath salts!) or hot shower then cup of tea thing?

Posted by: alexthechick at May 30, 2012 10:06 AM (VtjlW)

20 There is a war on women.  It is the same war that the Democrats are waging on every American.

Posted by: Mikey NTH needs to buy some Off before sitting outside in the evening at May 30, 2012 10:06 AM (hLRSq)

21 That's Ok, Ace.  Your Twitter feed is awesome.

Posted by: Anony at May 30, 2012 10:06 AM (qiXMt)

22 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 30, 2012 10:07 AM (8y9MW)

23
Obama is still popular with the sodomites, though.


Posted by: soothsayer at May 30, 2012 10:07 AM (G/zuv)

24 If  I'm  not  110%  behind  President  Obama  then  I'm  not  the  first  First- Nationer  to  take  the  bar  while  lactating!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 30, 2012 10:07 AM (c3mby)

25 Don't these women know there's a war on them?

Yes, yes they do.  Unfortunately for the Democrats, more of them seem to be figuring out who the actual perpetrators are.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 30, 2012 10:08 AM (8y9MW)

26 Robitussin, ace. It's all the rage now.

The women looked at the War on Wimmen meme and judged it bogus. Yay women.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 30, 2012 10:08 AM (RD7QR)

27 Julia hit hardest. Don't these people care about imaginary womyn?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 30, 2012 10:09 AM (1Jaio)

28 26
Obama is still popular with the sodomites, though.


Posted by: soothsayer at May 30, 2012 02:07 PM (G/zuv)


You bet!

Posted by: Gerg at May 30, 2012 10:09 AM (RD7QR)

29 If Obama's personal favorability slips then he's done for. That's the only reason he's still in the race.

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2012 02:02 PM (wuv1c)

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Agreed.

Posted by: mama winger at May 30, 2012 10:09 AM (P6QsQ)

30

A lot of women look at the two candidates to see which is more like their husband, or a man they would like to marry. There is Romney who works hard to privide for his family and then there is Obama who teaches people how to sponge off other people in the form of the government.

 

A hard choice, isn't it.

Posted by: Decaf at May 30, 2012 10:09 AM (131To)

31 Insomnia?  Drink more.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 30, 2012 10:09 AM (GRvW4)

32 I find spanking it to midget porn to be relaxing, Ace. Not like I have to tell you...

Posted by: nickless at May 30, 2012 10:10 AM (MMC8r)

33 I still support the repeal of the 19th amendment.

^^^

Holy eff. And here I thought I was the only one!!!!

(I actually don't because it's not possible but g'damn if it's not fun to envision).

The perfect America once again.


Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 30, 2012 10:10 AM (pLTLS)

34 Well, some of my best friends are Jewish women.

Posted by: Rabbi Obama at May 30, 2012 10:10 AM (BVkEs)

35 best way I've ever found to beat insomnia: Read the book of Leviticus (that would be the one in the Bible).  The book of Numbers is a close second.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 30, 2012 10:10 AM (8y9MW)

36

Sorry I'm up so late. I've got insomnia again, dammit<<<

 

Instead of gently annoying your penis for hours while surfing porn for the picture that's *just right*, set a fap limit of 15 minutes and stick to it.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2012 10:10 AM (CmheR)

37 It's fun to imagine the rubble that liberals will find themselves digging through come November. There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Imagine if Ronald Reagan, the most conservative President in modern history, was a huge, bumbling fuck-up and made the country worse. As conservatives, how would we deal with it? I imagine many of us would reconsider the viability of conservative ideals. I imagine that some of us, not a whole lot mind you, but some of us would take a cold, hard look at liberalism. That is what will happen to the liberals if Obama loses in November. Not only would we rid ourselves of a bloody tyrant, but we would also have a bunch of new converts.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 30, 2012 10:10 AM (nUY/O)

38 Romney also leads Obama among racists, 100% to 0%.

Posted by: Greg at May 30, 2012 10:11 AM (bN5ZU)

39 39 God damn it Jeff! Why are you so damn funny?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 30, 2012 10:11 AM (nUY/O)

40
OT talked to friend who smarter than me financially last night regarding FB. Thinks it will settle in at $12 eventually and should have IPO'd at $5.
----------------------

I was wondering where to set my imaginary "buy" order.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 30, 2012 10:11 AM (lXKFr)

41 Swatting coming up on FOX. I'll be out mowing so maybe someone here could check it out.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 30, 2012 10:12 AM (cWkOB)

42 >>>Romney Gaining in Favorability Among Women; Obama's Favorability Slips

Romney has been acting like a decent guy, happy warrior stuff, and Obama has been acting like an abusive boyfriend telling us we deserve what we get because we suck and couldn't get anything better. Right after he smacks us upside the head for looking at Romney he tells us how that Romney dude makin' the eyes with us sucks leaves his dirty socks lying around.

That's how Obama makes me feel. I could see him shedding some support with that approach.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 30, 2012 10:12 AM (0q2P7)

43 If Obama's personal favorability slips then he's done for. That's the only reason he's still in the race.

That could happen if he starts getting testy at events leading up to Nov.  But then someone other than Breitbart and FoxNews has to broadcast it.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 30, 2012 10:12 AM (kqqGm)

44 Dammit to hell, EoJ.  Would you mind fetching me another iced tea and cleaning up this monitor?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2012 10:13 AM (UOM48)

45 The American-Arab Anti- Discrimination Committee (ADC) petitioned Commerce earlier this year to ask that Arab Americans be made eligible for the Minority Business Development Agency (MBDA), which helps minority entrepreneurs gain access to capital, contracts and trade opportunities.

The ADC petition cited “discrimination and prejudice in American society[,] resulting in conditions under which Arab-American individuals have been unable to compete in a business world.” The group claimed discrimination against Arab Americans increased after the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

Posted by: Usama bin Laden at May 30, 2012 10:13 AM (e8kgV)

46 I've never heard of what EOJ is talking about.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at May 30, 2012 10:14 AM (bN5ZU)

47 Jane! How are ya? When did you start coming back?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 30, 2012 10:15 AM (nUY/O)

48 Read "The City of God" by Augustine, particularly the parts involving Roman histozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Jimbo at May 30, 2012 10:15 AM (O3R/2)

49 AIEEE!  My slip is showing!

*pass the dutchie on the left hand side*

Posted by: Barry's Favorability Rating at May 30, 2012 10:15 AM (H84UO)

50 Speaking of idiot women --

tiny.cc/umv4ew

Calling this one only an idiot is being extremely generous.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 30, 2012 10:15 AM (pLTLS)

51 Romney also leads Obama among racists, 100% to 0%.Posted by: Greg at May 30, 2012 02:11 PM (bN5ZU)

Whassamatta Greg?  MU poll got you down?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 10:15 AM (sbV1u)

52 Funny how the real Greggy never shows up in these threads

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 30, 2012 10:15 AM (1Jaio)

53 -i]Imagine if Ronald Reagan, the most conservative President in modern history, was a huge, bumbling fuck-up and made the country worse. As conservatives, how would we deal with it? I imagine many of us would reconsider the viability of conservative ideals. I imagine that some of us, not a whole lot mind you, but some of us would take a cold, hard look at liberalism.

Not likely for the core-liberals.  Their conclusion is that it was the wrong gang that was running the operation, not the idea.  They figure that the next gang will do better.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 30, 2012 10:16 AM (kqqGm)

54 "Unless the US Administration stops flirting with Muslim Brotherhood, Jordan will be turned into a radical Islamic republic and a source of further instability in the Middle East."


http://tinyurl.com/6q9s3we


I've got some ugly wymenz.

Posted by: I, Barack, Punisher-in-Chief at May 30, 2012 10:16 AM (vhwRj)

55 Instead of gently annoying your penis for hours while surfing porn for the picture that's *just right*, set a fap limit of 15 minutes and stick to it.Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2012 02:10 PM (CmheR)


I dunno man, that bon mot was delivered like it was from the voice of experience.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 10:17 AM (sbV1u)

56 "Romney also leads Obama among racists, 100% to 0%."
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Obama would never have gotten elected in the first place without the support of racists.

Posted by: Kensington at May 30, 2012 10:17 AM (H84UO)

57 Bill Hemmer was just on with Megyn having met with the Romney's in their home.  He seemed genuinely impressed with how warm, down to earth and "normal" they are.

The anti-Obamas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2012 10:17 AM (UOM48)

58 As God is my witness, they're not going to lick me.  I'll live through this and when it's all over I'll never be hungry again.  oh! fiddle-dee-dee!  wrong war reference!

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at May 30, 2012 10:17 AM (8g9qq)

59 We loves you Prez Bama...We loves you Preezy of the United Steezy and you can financially screw us and we will love it as good little mindless libs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien Fan Club at May 30, 2012 10:18 AM (48wze)

60 >>But then someone other than Breitbart and FoxNews has to broadcast it.

Good luck.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 30, 2012 10:18 AM (/kI1Q)

61 Where's my Obama money anyway?  I'll settle for a bag of Skittles and a black velvet painting of a Unicorn at this point.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 30, 2012 10:18 AM (71LDo)

62 Did I miss Gerg today??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 30, 2012 10:18 AM (pLTLS)

63
It's fun to imagine the rubble that liberals will find themselves digging through come November.
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November prognostications are incredibly dangerous, but FUN. Imagine:

"I now know that America is hopelessly racist."
"Obama was too good for us."
"Obama didn't fail us -- we failed him."
"I'm moving to Canada."
"I weep for my country."
"We had all better learn Mandarin."
"I was just diagnosed with diabetes. I fear I will die in the next four years."
"He is eligible for re-election!"

I could go on and on, but it's too dangerous.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 30, 2012 10:18 AM (lXKFr)

64 Apropos of nothing, I am being force into the AT&T U-Verse world in order to retain my current, and 25 year old phone number. Along with the phone I'm getting the 24mbs internet so my hash will certainly change. Should I use this opportunity to "Average Joe" for a few weeks?

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at May 30, 2012 10:18 AM (NG097)

65 I'm hoping this means that women are saying they don't like being patted on the head and condesceningly told  to depend on sugar daddy for stuff, that they are nothing without a govt for free stuff  that they value themselves and aknowledge their hard work and  independnece  came from their own Hard work! Their value from their OWN effort has brought power in their lives.

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2012 10:18 AM (TomZ9)

66 Did I miss Gerg today??

He dropped a load in one of the morning threads.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 30, 2012 10:20 AM (8y9MW)

67 Damn html trolls.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 30, 2012 10:20 AM (kqqGm)

68

Imagine if Ronald Reagan, the most conservative President in modern
history, was a huge, bumbling fuck-up and made the country worse. As
conservatives, how would we deal with it? I imagine many of us would
reconsider the viability of conservative ideals. I imagine that some of
us, not a whole lot mind you, but some of us would take a cold, hard
look at liberalism.

.

Liberals don't question their theories, period.  They will question the candidate, and scapegoat him instead, which will be delicious for us, but their theories are sacrosanct.  The whole reason   in their minds   that communism has never worked is not because it is a fatally flawed theory, but the right people haven't been in charge.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 30, 2012 10:20 AM (75f1S)

69 >>"I'm moving to Canada."

This one is always a lie.

I offered to help some people pack in 2004, and they're still fucking here.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 30, 2012 10:20 AM (/kI1Q)

70 Not likely for the core-liberals. Their conclusion is that it was the wrong gang that was running the operation, not the idea. They figure that the next gang will do better. --- Well, no of course not. I'm talking about the ones who voted for Obama, Kerry and Gore but can still be persuaded. I guarantee our numbers will swell after an Obama loss.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 30, 2012 10:20 AM (nUY/O)

71 I don't care.  Obama is awsome.

Posted by: Starry-eyed Obama worshipper at May 30, 2012 10:20 AM (nLUTY)

72 I offered to help some people pack in 2004

^^^

You're so helpful. I just told them to STFU and leave already.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 30, 2012 10:21 AM (pLTLS)

73 Smokin' weed
Smokin' whiz
Doing coke
Drinking beers
Drinking beers beers beers
Rolling phatties
Smoking blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
I smoke the blunts!
Rollin' blunts and smokin'

Posted by: Choomin' Barry at May 30, 2012 10:21 AM (H84UO)

74 oh dear God:  http://tinyurl.com/6mnsn4c

Posted by: minnie at May 30, 2012 10:21 AM (oZfic)

75 sleep? what's that?

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2012 10:21 AM (TomZ9)

76
Not likely for the core-liberals. Their conclusion is that it was the wrong gang that was running the operation, not the idea. They figure that the next gang will do better.

Posted by: John P. Squibob
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We just need to get the right people in there.

Posted by: leftist record, skipping since October 1917 at May 30, 2012 10:21 AM (lXKFr)

77 Someone go get Cousin Pookie... I needz his help!!!

Posted by: Barry O da Media Ho at May 30, 2012 10:22 AM (Jls4P)

78 Insomnia?  Read either of Bill Ayres books, Audacity of Hope or Dreams of My Father, or any of Moochillini's gardening tomes.  It won't help you sleep, but, it will give the will to fight on in the good fight to oust this regime.

Warm milk helps.  Additionally, make sure the room is completely dark, including the lights of the clock radio, I cover mine with a washcloth.  Humans were meant to sleep in total darkness and wake up when light hit the eyelids, which are very thin.  If you can't get the room dark enough, invest in a sleep mask.  I also run a fan on low for white noise and to circulate the air.

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at May 30, 2012 10:22 AM (kXoT0)

79 oh dear God: http://tinyurl.com/6mnsn4c Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: MFM at May 30, 2012 10:22 AM (NG097)

80 What is that smell?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 30, 2012 10:23 AM (75f1S)

81 I like Leviticus.  I have to agree about Numbers though. 

Posted by: mama winger at May 30, 2012 10:23 AM (P6QsQ)

82 66 That last one scares the shit outta me. But hey, it's fun to imagine what were all fighting for, right? We all imagine what we'd do with a cool million when we play the lottery, even the eventual winner.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 30, 2012 10:23 AM (nUY/O)

83 Obama is the guy you date; Romney is the guy you marry.

Posted by: PJ at May 30, 2012 10:23 AM (DQHjw)

84 I posted this earlier, but it's too good not to repeat.  Barky claims he "knows more about Judaism than any other president" and "all my friends in Chicago were Jews."  From Drudge:

http://tinyurl.com/7wztpof


So he is not only teh wimmins best bet, but also teh Joooos.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2012 10:24 AM (UOM48)

85 Don't click on #78

Posted by: mama winger at May 30, 2012 10:24 AM (P6QsQ)

86 "Julia" knows she will get eyes, and a brain, if she votes for me.

Posted by: The Mittser at May 30, 2012 10:24 AM (DQHjw)

87 Obama is the guy you date I can't see it.

Posted by: toby928© at May 30, 2012 10:24 AM (NG097)

88 I get insomnia when I drink too much.  Fall asleep fine.  Wake up at 3am hot and unable to fall asleep again.

I get insomnia when I stay sober. 

I get insomnia when I drink moderately.

Ugh.  Getting old sucks.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 30, 2012 10:24 AM (O3R/2)

89 (Dan Rather - HDNet) This reporter has been told that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez  has metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma, an aggressive cancer that has "entered the end stage".  The information and the quote come from a highly respected source close to Chavez and who is in a position to know his medical condition and history. This source says the prognosis is dire and that Chavez  is now not expected to live "more than a couple of months at most."  Chavez is running for re-elec tion in Venezuela but several sources--including the one who revealed  the exact kind of cancer-- have told me that they believe it is doubtful the dictator will live to see the results.



Poor Barry, looks like he'll be losing a comrade. What Hugo needs is Obamacare to give him the red or blue pills.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 30, 2012 10:24 AM (1Jaio)

90 Someone change the litter box.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 30, 2012 10:24 AM (nUY/O)

91 mama what is it ?

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2012 10:24 AM (TomZ9)

92 Eww, I just noticed the hash. I'm ... contaminated.

Posted by: toby928© at May 30, 2012 10:25 AM (NG097)

93 87 Obama is the guy you date you get your dope from; Romney is the guy you marry.

FIFY!

Posted by: Satan's Barbed Schnitzengruber at May 30, 2012 10:25 AM (Jls4P)

94 @89: It's a link to the Daily Caller.  No pr0n, and do watch the video.  But be prepared to facepalm many times.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 30, 2012 10:25 AM (tqwMN)

95 mama what is it ?

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Since it's an uncited link posted by curious, without any explanation other than Oh God, I'm assuming it's ghey pr0n again.  But I'm not going to click it to find out.

Posted by: mama winger at May 30, 2012 10:26 AM (P6QsQ)

96 Chavez Dying. Danny Glover and Sean Penn hardest hit.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at May 30, 2012 10:26 AM (niW49)

97 Posted by: Choomin' Barry at May 30, 2012 02:21 PM (H84UO)

Heh, it's President Jay.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 30, 2012 10:26 AM (Go/E/)

98 89 Don't click on #78

Posted by: mama winger at May 30, 2012 02:24 PM (P6QsQ)

really?  Why not?  Here's the title of the video, idiot:  "Attendees of Eric Holder even think Operation Fast and Furious is a movie:  http://tinyurl.com/6mnsn4c

Posted by: minnie at May 30, 2012 10:26 AM (oZfic)

99 This reporter has been told that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma, an aggressive cancer that has "entered the end stage". I hope it's really painful.

Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at May 30, 2012 10:26 AM (NG097)

100 alright.

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2012 10:27 AM (TomZ9)

101 89 Don't click on #78

Posted by: mama winger at May 30, 2012 02:24 PM (P6QsQ)




No kidding.  I've been searching for a mouse trap all morning.  I'm surprised its cats haven't eaten it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2012 10:27 AM (UOM48)

102 A 25 year old phone number is old enough to throw out of the house.

Get what you want and send e-mail and post cards to let your loved ones know.

btw, it's a great opportunity to lose some relatives you don't really like.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 30, 2012 10:27 AM (O3R/2)

103
"I'm moving to Canada."

This one is always a lie.

I offered to help some people pack in 2004, and they're still fucking here.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™
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Hahaha! What, did it turn out Canada wasn't an open-borders haven chock-full of openings for high-paying jobs with massive benefits available to all comers? WHAT, no welfare for people who stroll across the border and hold out their begging bowls?! Oh noes, the U.S. isn't the most racist and stingy nation on earth?!

Posted by: leftist record, skipping since October 1917 at May 30, 2012 10:27 AM (lXKFr)

104 Click my ghey pr0n links now! Now, you selfish bitches!

Posted by: maxxie at May 30, 2012 10:27 AM (ggRof)

105 really? Why not?
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See my #100, mini-fan

Posted by: mama winger at May 30, 2012 10:27 AM (P6QsQ)

106
Off, #108 nonsense sock.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 30, 2012 10:27 AM (lXKFr)

107 There's something wrong with this beer.  It spontaneously evaporates.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 30, 2012 10:28 AM (O3R/2)

108

Should I use this opportunity to "Average Joe" for a few weeks?

 

The balls, toby, the balls.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 30, 2012 10:28 AM (VtjlW)

109 112: We must be drinking the same brand.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 30, 2012 10:29 AM (nUY/O)

110 110 really? Why not?
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See my #100, mini-fan

Posted by: mama winger at May 30, 2012 02:27 PM (P6QsQ)

do you not realize how you are perceived by the readers? 

Posted by: minnie at May 30, 2012 10:29 AM (oZfic)

111 The women supported President Obama until it was revealed that he is gay. No more fainting.

Posted by: Cricket at May 30, 2012 10:30 AM (DrC22)

112 My irony meter just exploded

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 30, 2012 10:30 AM (75f1S)

113 do you not realize how you are perceived by the readers?

Irony Alert DEFCON 1.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 30, 2012 10:30 AM (Go/E/)

114 do you not realize how you are perceived by the readers? Irony, like silvery, only rust colored.

Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at May 30, 2012 10:30 AM (NG097)

115 My irony meter just exploded

yours, too, huh?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 30, 2012 10:30 AM (8y9MW)

116 Jinx on all of you!

Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at May 30, 2012 10:30 AM (NG097)

117 This is shocking! But, he's faced declining popularity with certain groups within the electorate before "Obama ... stressed he probably knows about Judaism more than any other president, because he read about it," Haaretz reports. " & later... "all his friends in Chicago were Jewish" So...he'll just do something along these lines, by inserting "Women" in the place of Judaism or Jewish. Voila! problem solved

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at May 30, 2012 10:31 AM (4eNxd)

118 If more liberal leftists would leave the country, .....


All the "stimulus" money would've been better spent on one-way tickets to (the commie-sh!thole-of-choice) for every single one of those idiots.

Posted by: Generic at May 30, 2012 10:31 AM (szPD/)

119 117 My irony meter just exploded

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 30, 2012 02:30 PM (75f1S




Mine, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2012 10:31 AM (UOM48)

120 Since 2009, when people started noticing that the "stimulus" was only going to Baraka's union goons, is the time that I knew the SCOAMT was going down in 2012.  Oh....that and Ocare.

Posted by: Starry-eyed Obama worshipper at May 30, 2012 10:32 AM (nLUTY)

121 So many Cokes owed ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 30, 2012 10:32 AM (Go/E/)

122 Obama is the guy you date mooch chooms off of and stiff on the blowjobs; Romney is the guy you marry after you get clean.

FIFY

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 30, 2012 10:32 AM (kqqGm)

123 THE SUN can today reveal what it is like living in the world’s most secretive country — North Korea.

We asked one guide about America and without hesitation he clenched his fists and began shouting “down with USA”. In the music room, he was bursting with pride when he produced a Beatles album on CD and proceeded to blast out Yellow Submarine.

All three of the guides knew The Beatles and liked the music. Amazingly though, none had heard of John Lennon, Ringo Starr, Paul McCartney or George Harrison.

The only other western star they had heard of was Michael Jackson — but were shocked to discover that he was dead.

Posted by: Hans Blix at May 30, 2012 10:33 AM (e8kgV)

124

I am beloved by all readers, for my posts are nothing but fiction. And by all readers, I mean my 917 cats.

Now click my virus-ridden ghey pr0n links!

Posted by: maxxie at May 30, 2012 10:33 AM (ggRof)

125 Oh, delight. More "LOOK AT MEEEEEE!" Out.

Posted by: nickless at May 30, 2012 10:33 AM (MMC8r)

126 Why didn't you come to me like an effin man and tell me there was a new post?

Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at May 30, 2012 10:35 AM (NG097)

127 I imagine that your average North Korean would fall to the ground weeping were they to see pictures of an average American grocery store.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 30, 2012 10:35 AM (75f1S)

128

ozfic in fairness, you did unwittingly (or not) bring a bad link  once  in the room (porn) ,so people do need to take more care with linking and making mistakes by hitting one they have no information on what site it comes from.

 

 

as far as mama winger, she gets along with most, and rarely calls anyone an idiot,

 

 

 or dumb blonde, or menopausal . or old hag, etc..

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2012 10:35 AM (TomZ9)

129

Hans, you're breaking my barrs here...

Posted by: Zombie Kim Jong Il at May 30, 2012 10:36 AM (NF2Bf)

130 cough, sometimes it's just hard!

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2012 10:36 AM (TomZ9)

131 Goddamn, I go away for a while and miss all this hilarity

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 30, 2012 10:36 AM (7Ph7Z)

132 >>>>Romney also leads Obama among racists, 100% to 0%.

That's sooooo racist Greg. But it shouldn't surprise me that a liberal democrat was a racist bigot. It completely pretends that not one person voted for Obama because of his race.

Why don't you go take your bigotry over to stormfront where it belongs.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 30, 2012 10:37 AM (0q2P7)

133 Damn left-over-from-yesterday socks. 

Posted by: Soona at May 30, 2012 10:37 AM (nLUTY)

134

really hope we win the presidency. perhaps i will not have to pay attention to what the govt is up to for a bit. 

it's exhausting and depressing keeping up.

 

 

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2012 10:38 AM (TomZ9)

135 How can Romney lead Obama among racists when 96% of black voters are going to vote for Obama?

Posted by: Jimbo at May 30, 2012 10:40 AM (O3R/2)

136 If Obama wins re-election, maybe I will quit drinking and although it's been decades, go back to choom.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 30, 2012 10:41 AM (O3R/2)

137 http://tinyurl.com/6q9s3we

heh -- Little Bobby Kerrey decides that it might be a good idea to buy a house in Nebraska.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 30, 2012 10:41 AM (vhwRj)

138 really hope we win the presidency. perhaps i will not have to pay attention to what the govt is up to for a bit.
it's exhausting and depressing keeping up.

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2012 02:38 PM (TomZ9)



This can't be stated too many times.  Every day is occupied with trying to figure out how the feds are trying to fuck regular citizens over.  I want that to be a vague memory.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 30, 2012 10:41 AM (7Ph7Z)

139  really hope we win the presidency. perhaps i will not have to pay attention to what the govt is up to for a bit.
it's exhausting and depressing keeping up.

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2012 02:38 PM (TomZ9)

 

--------------------------------------------

 

Sorry to break this to you, willow.  But we'll still have Boehner and McConnell.  I don't trust them any more than  I trust the SCOAMT.

Posted by: Soona at May 30, 2012 10:42 AM (nLUTY)

140 Mike, your white privilege guilt is showing.

Posted by: Greg at May 30, 2012 10:43 AM (bN5ZU)

141 There is true guilt and there is false guilt.  I am not buying any of the false guilt that Obama and Company are selling.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 30, 2012 10:46 AM (O3R/2)

142 Sorry to break this to you, willow. But we'll still have Boehner and McConnell. I don't trust them any more than I trust the SCOAMT.

Posted by: Soona at May 30, 2012 02:42 PM (nLUTY)

 

this is true, we need to work on every facet until we have leaders in that will be fiscally sound .

 

for the children!! and that's the truth, that we hand them a better future then what we are now facing.

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2012 10:50 AM (TomZ9)

143 >>>Mike, your white privilege guilt is showing.

Projection. Not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 30, 2012 10:50 AM (0q2P7)

144

 Greg at May 30, 2012 02:43 PM (bN5ZU)

 

Average Joe.

Posted by: Decaf at May 30, 2012 10:52 AM (131To)

145

Captain Hate, it's a part of politics i had hoped to not have experienced. also the attitude that those that don't ADORE a President is raist.

 

love your president or else!

 

sorry leftys i've never LOVED a President and i won't start now. how about just a president that doesn't try to fk over his constituents , and not financially destroy the country.

 

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2012 10:53 AM (TomZ9)

146 A convicted felon now on trial for allegedly heading a large cocaine trafficking ring once worked with Rev. Al Sharpton to develop a TV show in which the civil rights activist would have starred as “Judge Sharpton,” according to testimony yesterday in Brooklyn federal court.

Details about the proposed daytime program featuring Sharpton in a Judge Judy-type role emerged at the trial of James Rosemond, the hip-hop manager who is facing life in prison for his alleged role in a cross-county narcotics ring that generated tens of millions of dollars through the sale of thousands of kilos of cocaine.

Posted by: Judge Judy at May 30, 2012 10:54 AM (e8kgV)

147 Projection. Not just a river in Egypt.Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 30, 2012 02:50 PM (0q2P7)

You ever notice how he never really has an argument?  On the odd chance that he does come across with a valid factoid, he can't stay on message. 

It's like going to the National Zoo to watch monkeys fling their shit at the crowd.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 10:57 AM (sbV1u)

148

"Obama ... stressed he probably knows about Judaism more than any other president, because he read about it," Haaretz reports. "

& later...

"all his friends in Chicago were Jewish"

 

Was her name Julia?

Posted by: Mikey NTH is wasting too much time here, but Lord I do like it at May 30, 2012 11:01 AM (hLRSq)

149 "It's like going to the National Zoo to watch monkeys fling their shit at the crowd." Sean -- I know you think the monkeys are named "Barack" and "Michelle." Just man up and say it. No more dog whistles. (Unless it's the wind whistling over the terrified body of Willard's dog Seamus tied to the top of a car).

Posted by: Greg at May 30, 2012 11:02 AM (bN5ZU)

150 Ace, you're probably sick of all the suggestions for insomnia, but here is something that really works.  It's a drug called Trazodone.  Helps you sleep and also helps with anxiety, which I think is one of your issues that is causing the insomnia. 

Posted by: rockmom at May 30, 2012 11:03 AM (NYnoe)

151

#148

 

He projects more than Bell & Howell

Posted by: Mikey NTH is wasting too much time here, but Lord I do like it at May 30, 2012 11:04 AM (hLRSq)

152 "all his friends in Chicago were Jewish"


Ayers is Jewish?  I thought it was just his whore wife.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 30, 2012 11:04 AM (7Ph7Z)

153 Where did my ampersand go?  Here's another - &.

Posted by: Mikey NTH is wasting too much time here, but Lord I do like it at May 30, 2012 11:05 AM (hLRSq)

154

Yes we have no ampersands, we have no ampersands today...

Posted by: Mikey NTH is wasting too much time here, but Lord I do like it at May 30, 2012 11:05 AM (hLRSq)

155 Sean -- I know you think the monkeys are named "Barack" and "Michelle." Just man up and say it. No more dog whistles. (Unless it's the wind whistling over the terrified body of Willard's dog Seamus tied to the top of a car).Posted by: Greg at May 30, 2012 03:02 PM (bN5ZU)

You have a reading comprehension problem.  But nice try at a diversion.

Instead, you should stop the projection and just admit that the reason you talk about race all the time is that you hate black people.  I'm sure someone you know can give you a lift to your next Stormfront meeting.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 11:07 AM (sbV1u)

156 #154 odd; your 'whistle' remark made be think of young Barry Soetero, as he popped that bite of Fido into his mouth

Posted by: the Butcher at May 30, 2012 11:09 AM (8g9qq)

157 Damned wimmens gonna get the guv'ments Pimp hand if they don't get back into line

Posted by: Barry "Mac Daddy" Obama at May 30, 2012 11:11 AM (a9dim)

158 >>>> #100, mini-fan Posted by: mama winger at May 30, 2012 02:27 PM (P6QsQ) do you not realize how you are perceived by the readers? Posted by: minnie at May 30, 2012 02:29 PM (oZfic) about ten thousand times mote favorable than you you gay porn linking trig truther loving lying skank

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2012 11:16 AM (B+hIZ)

159 Sorry abt your insomnia. Give yourself a schedule esp re the internet. Put away the computer and read a relaxing book. Or sex (with a real person) and a hot shower works!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone wrapped in tinfoil at May 30, 2012 11:30 AM (fbrwf)

160 His new motto for women: "If you can make it past being aborted, we're with you for life."

Posted by: PJ at May 30, 2012 12:55 PM (DQHjw)

161 " >>>>Romney also leads Obama among racists, 100% to 0%." A math problem...if 95% of blacks approve of the job that the president is doing (and will thus vote for him) does that mean that blacks are incapable of racism (save the self-hating 5%)?

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at May 30, 2012 02:03 PM (4eNxd)

162 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2012 03:21 PM (7W3wI)

163 benadryl, baby

Posted by: james at May 31, 2012 05:08 AM (0Ery/)

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