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May 08, 2012

Romney Mocks "Julia" As Cartoon Character
— Ace

He can't even find a real person he's helped, Romney says.

Posted by: Ace at 02:35 PM | Comments (167)
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1 Ouch,

Posted by: kev at May 08, 2012 05:07 PM (5spDI)

2 Hah hah.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2012 05:08 PM (HethX)

3 Starting to like the cut of this man's jib ...

He's no John "Did I mention I'm a war veteran and Obama is a nice guy" McCain.

Posted by: IrishSamurai at May 08, 2012 05:08 PM (wggOP)

4 Romney may never be the candidate or President I think we deserve, but he is growing on me. McCain would never have bothered to try and respond to the Julia nanny government crapola.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 08, 2012 05:09 PM (i3+c5)

Hell, even Spongebob is voting for Romney.

Patrick, of course, is voting for Ron Paul.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 08, 2012 05:10 PM (J5tI6)

6 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2012 05:10 PM (7W3wI)

7 I'm starting to like him more and more, especially if he keeps this up.

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at May 08, 2012 05:10 PM (4P4ww)

8 Oh snap!

Posted by: Blaster at May 08, 2012 05:11 PM (HR5x9)

9 He makes Twitter snark sound classy.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 08, 2012 05:11 PM (J5tI6)

10 _____________________________________

Hot damn! The man is good!

- And he's just getting warmed up.

Posted by: _Dave_ at May 08, 2012 05:12 PM (2amQY)

11 Better follow this up with some commercials with real folks, Herr Mitterand!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 08, 2012 05:12 PM (ebPtk)

12 Is it to early to say that Romney is smoldering and is developing in to a full bore en fuego?

Posted by: YIKES! at May 08, 2012 05:13 PM (/AHI0)

13 If your looking for a trace of Juan McCain in Mitt Romney.............check the soles of his shoes. You might find it there. Mitt don't mind fighting dirty..............and Obama's people are scared shitless of that fact.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 08, 2012 05:14 PM (AzwZn)

14 He does do good snark,that smirk is a weapon.

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2012 05:15 PM (7W3wI)

15 SCOAMF! Ahhh-Ahhh!! Savior of the Julias!

/Queen

Posted by: The Peasants at May 08, 2012 05:15 PM (fRlaj)

16 He learned that line in prison...

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2012 05:15 PM (HethX)

17 WTF is with the clock around here? I lose time....I gain time.

Stop this....I'm old.

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2012 05:15 PM (X6akg)

18 I like the cut of that man's jib.

Posted by: Colonel Pooteh at May 08, 2012 05:16 PM (w+R9U)

19 Wow, you know those liberals hate to be the butt of a joke. Impressive didn't know he had it in him.

Posted by: lions at May 08, 2012 05:16 PM (p9T/m)

20 Romney does have some sharp elbows. It's his most redeeming quality as the soon-to-be Republican nominee. And Obama is a ripe target.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2012 05:16 PM (2cW3H)

What time zone are you in?

#AskAce

Posted by: fluffy at May 08, 2012 05:18 PM (3SvjA)

22 Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at May 08, 2012 05:18 PM (gIrkv)

23 The War on Womyn continues.

Bwahahahaha.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 08, 2012 05:18 PM (hO8IJ)

24 Did I just come out of some time warp?

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at May 08, 2012 05:18 PM (Qu5au)

25 Now we're getting somewhere.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at May 08, 2012 05:18 PM (ybkwK)

26 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rwPovyR9HY

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 05:18 PM (3yCFy)

27 Aaron BlakeÃ¾@FixAaron

Romney is winning more of the GOP vote in WV (70%) than Obama is winning of the Dem vote (63%).

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2012 05:19 PM (HethX)

28 But does it break through to the surface voters?

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at May 08, 2012 05:20 PM (jKunv)

29 And the assimilation is complete.

Posted by: soothie at May 08, 2012 05:20 PM (vzLhi)

30 Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 08, 2012 05:20 PM (AqvIk)

31 Barack Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Tyrant

Posted by: Toaster at May 08, 2012 05:21 PM (sJKFk)

32 Finally LinkedIn has an iPad app. And Sailor Jerry and Coke Zero. Not Linked in nor iPad.

Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2012 05:21 PM (HR5x9)

33 Patrick, of course, is voting for Ron Paul. Posted by: AmishDude

Patrick had a Tardisil shot that's all you need to know.

Posted by: mpfs at May 08, 2012 05:21 PM (Fy6L7)

34 RACIST!

Posted by: mark x at May 08, 2012 05:21 PM (ExizH)

35 Yup, it's going top be a landslide for the DOMA-style Amendment in NC....................."With 35 percent of precincts reporting Tuesday, unofficial returns showed the amendment passing with about 58 percent of the vote to 42 percent against."""

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2012 05:22 PM (HethX)

36 Please erase me.

Posted by: Julia at May 08, 2012 05:22 PM (uXyf3)

37 Haha, Willard is definitely lobbing some good ones lately. Makes me feel a lot better about the fact that I will vote for him. And, can someone please tell McCain to shut his piehole and ride off into the sunset? He gets more irritating with every passing day . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 05:22 PM (lJ2es)

38 31 But does it break through to the surface voters?

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at May 08, 2012 09:20 PM (jKunv)

That's a good question, and I don't claim to know the answer. What this kind of stuff does do is (1) amuse and encourage Romney voters, and (2) piss off Obamabots. Both worthy objectives in my book.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at May 08, 2012 05:23 PM (gIrkv)

39 Gee, maybe Hugh Hewitt's man crush on Romney all these years has been justified. I felt the love right there!

Posted by: runningrn at May 08, 2012 05:23 PM (vJ9tV)

40 As I said last year, Romney is in it to win ig. If he didnt think he could beat, he wouldn't run...unlike some other people.

Posted by: soothie at May 08, 2012 05:24 PM (BUcLz)

41 But does it break through to the surface voters? ------------------------------------- Surface voters? What are they hanging their hats on? The death of bin Laden? The GM bailout?

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 08, 2012 05:24 PM (AzwZn)

42 He seems to be effortlessly bending Zero over the bench, so to speak.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 08, 2012 05:24 PM (UpwlP)

43 Ear Leader isn't going to like someone actually criticizing him.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2012 05:24 PM (HWVrj)

44 ZING!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 05:25 PM (DGIjM)

45 Julia: "Please erase me."

Getting the rats out now ...

Posted by: Kristopher at May 08, 2012 05:25 PM (Z3y1K)

46 Mitt isn't making the mistakes McCain campaign made. He is using social media and rapid response people.

I admit it, I am impressed. Maybe he learned something in the primaries.

Posted by: mpfs at May 08, 2012 05:25 PM (Fy6L7)

47 Romney is nothing but a filthy stinking rich, racist, women hating, stuffed shirt, cardboard character. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, unlike Julia...

Posted by: Marv Cloggenstein at May 08, 2012 05:25 PM (vJ9tV)

48 Ask us about Obama's community organizing!

Posted by: The Sims at May 08, 2012 05:25 PM (uXyf3)

49 I think I'd like to add that video link I posted at #29 to my handle. YouTube and tinyurl links aren't allowed in that space, though, right? Is there another option? I'd prefer not to have to sign up for anything, as I have too many internet log-ins to remember as it is.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 05:25 PM (3yCFy)

50 These Mittens are padded with lead ...

Posted by: Arbalest at May 08, 2012 05:25 PM (YoyeT)

51 Oh, hey, as long as we're on the wanton hilarity thing, did any of you guys click the drudge link to the story about the guy who got arrested with four young children strapped to the hood of his car? I almost couldn't answer the phone at work, I was laughing so hard. And, yes, he was coming home from a liquor store. Thought the tykes would enjoy it. ah, shit, it's cracking me up again just thinking about it.

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 05:26 PM (lJ2es)

52 Yes, watching the video, if the audience members they panned to were typical (VFW or American Legion, I think) they probably don't follow the social media campaigns, and Romney took a long time to explain it, I think, so they could get a real flavor for what it was all about. I don't think they got it. But the one liner they got, and laughed at. He should have kept it to that.

Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2012 05:26 PM (HR5x9)

53 it will be interesting to see how Obama reacts to stuff like this in debates

Posted by: Jose at May 08, 2012 05:26 PM (srIqv)

54 Mitt is actually taking it to Obama in a way I didn't think he would. And President Obama is doing what I considered nigh-impossible: he's making Romney look likeable.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 08, 2012 05:26 PM (r4wIV)

55 Gotta give him credit he has brass Mittens.

Posted by: mpfs at May 08, 2012 05:26 PM (Fy6L7)

56 Nice shot by the Mittster.

But...

What'll happen is the MBM will go ballistic, and then in response, some asswipe in the Romney campaign will then caution him about alienating "moderate" voters and he'll turn into McCain. Just wait and see.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 08, 2012 05:26 PM (xm1A1)

57 Hey, its runningrn. Schroeder starts playing and teej does his happy dance.

Posted by: teej at May 08, 2012 05:27 PM (auda5)

58 it will be interesting to see how Obama reacts to stuff like this in debates

Posted by: Jose
---------------

Any chance he'll refuse to debate? I think there's a huge one.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 05:28 PM (uXyf3)

59 Guess what else. Romney ingeniously started from the center-right, meaning he already has broad appeal without having to backpeddle away from the wingnuts.

Posted by: soothie at May 08, 2012 05:28 PM (KwX0v)

60 Jerry CrasnickÃ¾@jcrasnick

Josh Hamilton with the 14th four-homer game in MLB history. Wow. #rangers

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2012 05:28 PM (HethX)

61 it will be interesting to see how Obama reacts to stuff like this in debates

You don't think Lady Tees is going to debate with him, do you? My money says that fucker will go to any lengths to avoid it. Including issuing a presidential edict outlawing any such thing.

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 05:29 PM (lJ2es)

62 #AskAce
When's the new site going up?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 08, 2012 05:29 PM (ebPtk)

63 "Any chance he'll refuse to debate? I think there's a huge one."
If he does it will be some wierd format with Michael Moore as the moderator, holding a cutoff switch for Romney's mic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 08, 2012 05:30 PM (r4wIV)

64 Unlike you rich rethuglicans, the pain of our composite characters is real! People are suffering, and only government is the answer!

Posted by: Marv Cloggenstein at May 08, 2012 05:30 PM (vJ9tV)

65 He should just say that Julia never existed because her mother went to Planned Parenthood in the first trimester.

Posted by: KF at May 08, 2012 05:30 PM (cwJOJ)

66 68 #AskAce
When's the new site going up?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2012 09:29 PM (ebPtk)

Let' not get crazy...

#askace Can we at least have italics back?

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2012 05:31 PM (X6akg)

67 You know who this benefits?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at May 08, 2012 05:31 PM (GjDnP)

Hey, its runningrn. Schroeder starts playing and teej does his happy dance

Hey Teej! How are you? Hope all is well with you!

Posted by: runningrn at May 08, 2012 05:31 PM (vJ9tV)

69 Michael Moore as the moderator, holding a cutoff switch for Romney's mic.

Can he do that with his lips massaging Bammy's prehensile male member? His body type doesn't exactly lend itself to advanced yoga positions. . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 05:32 PM (lJ2es)

I have never questioned whether Mitt could campaign....

I have questioned how he will be as President... because the two things are completly different skill sets.... (as some are now figuring out with Obama).

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2012 05:32 PM (lZBBB)

71 Any chance he'll refuse to debate? I think there's a huge one. ---------------------------------- Obama can refuse to do press conferences, but he can't refuse to do debates. Not without causing himself significant damage with voters.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 08, 2012 05:32 PM (AzwZn)

72 #AskAce
Are you aware that the URL listed on your Twitter head, aceofspadeshq.com, leads nowhere?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 08, 2012 05:33 PM (ebPtk)

73 Lincoln, the split of the black vote on the gay thing will be very important.

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2012 05:33 PM (JjNG+)

74 Obama will have to debate Romney at some point.

I'm pretty sure all he'll do is blame everything on Bush.

Posted by: sandy burger at May 08, 2012 05:33 PM (HfydS)

75 Geebus.. my congresscritter race is going down to the wire. Looks like its going to be a lawyer. Not the person I voted for.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 05:33 PM (DGIjM)

76 I have questioned how he will be as President... because the two things are completly different skill sets.... (as some are now figuring out with Obama).Posted by: Romeo13

I'm willing to gamble on a 1st term Romney. I'm not willing to gamble on a 2nd term SCoaMF.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 08, 2012 05:34 PM (ebPtk)

77 What a shame. Julia was finally going to be proud of her country.

Posted by: The Bitterest Clinger at May 08, 2012 05:34 PM (lpWVn)

78 have never questioned whether Mitt could campaign.... I have questioned how he will be as President... because the two things are completly different skill sets.... (as some are now figuring out with Obama). ----------------------------------------- Well, you have nailed the question exactly. The answer is: Is a moderate Mitt Romney better for America than 4 more years of Barack Obama? That's a no-brainer.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 08, 2012 05:34 PM (AzwZn)

79 Doing okay kid. On vay-cay-cay this week. I hope you're well.

Posted by: teej at May 08, 2012 05:34 PM (auda5)

80 #82: And say that Romney is Bush all over again, only wealthier.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 05:35 PM (3yCFy)

81 Romney may not have been the best candidate for conservatism, but he's developed into a good candidate. Years of practice does that. And I applaud his campaign team now if it's indeed designing the message and delivery that Romney is making.

His campaign is not beta but it's not offensively (as in crude) alpha, either. That bodes well. It's a good political balance. I hope he'll use it for good and not evil after he crushes Obama's styrofoam columns and TOTUS.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 08, 2012 05:35 PM (eHIJJ)

82 Cool facts about Julia's family lore? Her great great grandmother was a prostitute.

Posted by: soothie at May 08, 2012 05:35 PM (BUcLz)

83 Front page of DailyKos: The bigots win: North Carolina passes Amendment One. I think they're upset.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 05:35 PM (+ZI77)

84 "I'm not suggesting that President Obama has eaten a human penis...." Seriously, this line is awesome. There must be many ways to work this into conversation.

Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2012 05:35 PM (HR5x9)

85 Give em' heck Mitt. "Heck" is about the best we can expect.

Posted by: Sean at May 08, 2012 05:35 PM (DEBLj)

86 Julia is compost. It didn't take long either.

Posted by: CMU VET at May 08, 2012 05:35 PM (cB+1J)

87 Hey, Shrimp! One of the lawyers I work for is running against Feinstein. Says he's going to "cut the deficit by a trillion dollars and abolish 5 gubmint departments" in his first year. There are, apparently, people who don't question the fuckin' lunacy of his statements. Mostly Ronulans . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 05:35 PM (lJ2es)

88 It's like this guy has read Alinsky's rules and turned them around on the left.

ABOUT DAMN TIME!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 08, 2012 05:35 PM (KCvsd)

89 #AskAce

When's the 2008 Ace-o-palooza going to be held?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 08, 2012 05:36 PM (ebPtk)

90 Mostly Ronulans . . . Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 09:35 PM (lJ2es) Lawyers. .. ugh. Its between her and a guy who doesnt even live in this state. ugh.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 05:37 PM (DGIjM)

91 Her great great grandmother was a prostitute.

Posted by: soothie at May 08, 2012 09:35 PM (BUcLz)

So, last one in her family to actually EARN a living?

I denounce myself . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 05:38 PM (lJ2es)

92 Did Ace ever post an Avengers review?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2012 05:38 PM (ngSA8)

93 90 I should comment ,"You mad bro?".

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2012 05:38 PM (7W3wI)

94 Obama can refuse to do press conferences, but he can't refuse to do debates.

Not without causing himself significant damage with voters.
Posted by: Sam I Am
---------------------

I think he'll be damaged either way. I predict one debate, then the rest canceled.

Obama to adoring crowd: "Ya'll may know something Romney doesn't: I have a job! (crowd chuckles) And it's a tough one! Now I can't be runnin' around the country at his beck and call, answering questions that I've been answering for the last four years. (low cheers) If he wants to know about my positions on any of the issues, all he has to do is imagine a prosperous, forward-moving America where everyone no matter who their parents are or what their race or religion is has a chance to succeed!" (wild cheers)

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 05:38 PM (uXyf3)

95 I wanted to share a quote, "Arguing with liberals is like playing chess with a pigeon; no matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock out the pieces, crap on the board, and strut around like it is victorous." Anonymous

Posted by: Lampshade at May 08, 2012 05:38 PM (lkdo/)

96 Cool facts about Julia's family lore?

Her great great grandmother was a prostitute.

Her great great great great grandmother was the dog in the Nancy comic strips.

Posted by: The Bitterest Clinger at May 08, 2012 05:39 PM (lpWVn)

97 @102: I did once and was accused of being racist.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 05:39 PM (+ZI77)

98 Here's a fun article, and a helpful one (at least for me)...

http://www.cracked.com /blog/5-tips-pairing-cheap-beers-with-personal-failures/

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 05:39 PM (3yCFy)

99 Is it safe to say that Obama thinks he's going to be our president for 63 years to see Julia through?

Posted by: Say What? at May 08, 2012 05:40 PM (b7L99)

100 What kills me is that compared to Kerry or even Bush I think,Romney isn't that wealthy.Somehow he's Jimmy Buffet or Bill Gates to the MFM.He earned his money too.

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2012 05:41 PM (7W3wI)

101 Romney teed this up nicely, but Ace's headline/paraphrase really twists the knife in good. More ewok and pudding monitoring at RomneyHQ please!

Posted by: Annoyer of Liberal Acquaintances at May 08, 2012 05:42 PM (nTjSs)

102 103 Are you fuggin kidding me! Too real ((((shudders)))))

Posted by: The Bitterest Clinger at May 08, 2012 05:42 PM (lpWVn)

103 Julia's great great great uncle was the first stick-figure drawn near apublic urinal.

Posted by: soothie at May 08, 2012 05:42 PM (Y4TdB)

104 Sorry folks, was away for a few moments. Stuck just got home

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 08, 2012 05:43 PM (R5yLq)

105 Wow, runningrn and Peaches, together at last. Hope y'all are doing well.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Killer of Threads at May 08, 2012 05:43 PM (d0Tfm)

106 Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 09:38 PM (uXyf3) ----------------------------------- LOL! You have Obama down cold!

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 08, 2012 05:43 PM (AzwZn)

107 109 Kerry married his money.

Posted by: The Bitterest Clinger at May 08, 2012 05:43 PM (lpWVn)

108 Of course Julia is a cartoon. We rethuglicans have killed all the ladies with our war on wimminses.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 08, 2012 05:44 PM (kMRmg)

109 BackwardsBoy!!! Long time, no see (I've been somewhat scarce myself the last few days). And Genetic Tunder, too! It's like old home week here at the HQ.

Free the ampersand!!!

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 05:45 PM (lJ2es)

110 118 Exactly.His bitch wife earned it on her back from a Republican hubby.

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2012 05:45 PM (7W3wI)

111 I think this is a good night for our side, ladies and gents.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 05:45 PM (+ZI77)

112

So, O', dont go running around the counrty answering questions.

Julia made this great product call "Go to meetings. com"

Posted by: Say What? at May 08, 2012 05:45 PM (b7L99)

113 Hey Backwards Boy! How are you doing? (Waves!)

Posted by: runningrn at May 08, 2012 05:46 PM (vJ9tV)

114 122 Is this a great country or what. The wealthiest woman earned it with her snatch.

Posted by: The Bitterest Clinger at May 08, 2012 05:46 PM (lpWVn)

115 Hey, Peaches! I finally fixed my computer!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 05:46 PM (3yCFy)

116 Obama will win any debae that doesn't take place--Enemedia

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 08, 2012 09:46 PM (cjTjM)

Well, if the bastid won't show up and debate, I say we create a cartoon version and carry on as if he were there.

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 05:46 PM (lJ2es)

117 #124 They could always send his teleprompter while he plays another round of golf.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 08, 2012 05:47 PM (R5yLq)

118 Fuck, I did NOT do that on purpose. Pixy, you got some 'splainin' to do . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 05:47 PM (lJ2es)

119

Exactly.His bitch wife earned it on her back from a Republican hubby.

You have to love how Theresa kept the Heinz in her name, and talked about her first husband at the Democratic Convention. I found humor in that!

Posted by: runningrn at May 08, 2012 05:47 PM (vJ9tV)

120 LOL! You have Obama down cold! Posted by: Sam I Am at May 08, 2012 09:43 PM (AzwZn) Seriously Arhooley, that was perfect. I'm pretty sure I've heard Obama say all of those things at one time or another.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 08, 2012 05:48 PM (lLvOZ)

121 And he's oh so good and he's oh so fine and he's oh so perfect in his haircut and his mind. Northeast liberal Wall Street hustler. I am really really disapointed that I'm going to have to vote for this suit.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Lord Collingwood (Mentioned in Dispatches) at May 08, 2012 05:48 PM (Uh+y6)

122 Peaches, it's the hamsters. Pixy's been MIA for months.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Killer of Threads at May 08, 2012 05:49 PM (d0Tfm)

123 I have questioned how he will be as President... because the two things are completly different skill sets.... (as some are now figuring out with Obama).

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2012 09:32 PM (lZBBB)

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A legitimate concern that I share, also. However, the Republicans are likely to gain control of the Senate and keep the House of Representatives, and Romney as President is unlikely to go against a Republican-dominated legislature. Futhermore, we already know how President Obama governs.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 05:49 PM (M0NzJ)

124 #AskAce
Would it kill you to work with an editor once a week?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 08, 2012 05:49 PM (ebPtk)

125 129 .....I say we create a cartoon version and carry on as if he were there.

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 09:46 PM (lJ2es)

No wonder Breitbart like the comment here so much. Really great stuff.
arhooley can write Obama's lines.

Posted by: The Bitterest Clinger at May 08, 2012 05:50 PM (lpWVn)

126 I've been following the #askmichelle on twitter. Here are a couple of the more recent ones: When You guys lose in November will you blame Bush? After 4 years of taxpayer-funded vacations and lavish parties, does America still seem so downright meanspirited? Who is your favorite Marxist? Besides your husband, of course.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 08, 2012 05:51 PM (R5yLq)

127

Glad to see you slowed down enough to come back to the Horde's cave.

BTW, if ya'll haven't been to see all the Moronic goodness over at #AskMichelle on Twitter, it's been great.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Killer of Threads at May 08, 2012 05:51 PM (d0Tfm)

128 #136: It'll also help if we can continue this trend of replacing superannuated Republican legislators with younger, less cynically ennui-ridden conservatives.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 05:52 PM (3yCFy)

129 Well, if the bastid won't show up and debate, I say we create a cartoon version and carry on as if he were there.

We could use Julia. She's his creation, after all. And if those rumors are true he's the first woman presdent.

Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 05:54 PM (joSBv)

130 Oh, @140 was for runningrn. As you can see, I'm still distracted easily by shiney objects.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Killer of Threads at May 08, 2012 05:55 PM (d0Tfm)

131 Holy crap, that's good!

I doubted my early assessment that Mitt would devastate Obama in debates.. I should never have doubted.. He's gonna kill that bastard in debates!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 08, 2012 05:56 PM (UTq/I)

132 You bullies, stop it with your patriarchical emperialism against my "partner" Julia.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 08, 2012 05:57 PM (O3R/2)

133

Glad to see you slowed down enough to come back to the Horde's cave.

Thank you! So nice to be back here and there!

Posted by: runningrn at May 08, 2012 05:57 PM (vJ9tV)

134

We could use a composite of all his best lines.

Some say....My Predecessor...the worst economy since the Great Depression...I killed Bin Laden...GM is still alive...Me....My team...I...Mine...Don't get between Michelle and the taco bar...greedy feet stealing doctors...at some point, I think you've made enough money...we can't go around driving our SUV's and having our thermostats at 70 degrees, that's not ok with the rest of the world...

Posted by: runningrn at May 08, 2012 06:00 PM (vJ9tV)

135 The Chicken: It's OK Julia, you'll get used to it.
Julia: I think my pixilation is bleeding!!!

Posted by: The Bitterest Clinger at May 08, 2012 06:00 PM (lpWVn)

136 #136: It'll also help if we can continue this trend of replacing superannuated Republican legislators with younger, less cynically ennui-ridden conservatives.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 09:52 PM (3yCFy)

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Well, there's one more notch on the pistol grip of the Tea Party types: Senator Lugar (R)elic gets to enjoy funemployment in January 2013. He got the boot in the Indiana primary.

You know that the Republican dinosaurs have got to be terrified now. This does not bode well for Hatch in Utah.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 06:01 PM (M0NzJ)

137 Added my contribution to #askmichelle. You should too...

Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 06:02 PM (QGwv0)

138 Well.. female lawyer won my congresscritter race.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 06:03 PM (DGIjM)

139 The heck with Hatch, he's been awful since day one. I'm damn tired of these guys who have been in office since Disco was big.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 08, 2012 06:03 PM (r4wIV)

140 Yay, Mourdock! (insert A-Team reference here)

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 06:04 PM (3yCFy)

141 You know that the Republican dinosaurs have got to be terrified now. This does not bode well for Hatch in Utah.Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

I hope all of the GOP pols just heard their guts turning over.

If they're not scared of us, we're going it wrong.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 08, 2012 06:05 PM (ebPtk)

142 Murdocks speech tonight was good.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 06:05 PM (DGIjM)

143 Yay, Mourdock! (insert A-Team reference here)Posted by: Genetic Tunder

< bad guys' can flying off pre-built ramp, turning in mid-air >

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 08, 2012 06:06 PM (ebPtk)

144 The heck with Hatch, he's been awful since day one. I'm damn tired of these guys who have been in office since Disco was big.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 08, 2012 10:03 PM (r4wIV)

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I wouldn't go that far in my criticism of Hatch. I don't think he has a totally evil heart, but he does like him somes big government and reaching across the aisle -- I'm sure he regards the Democrats as misguided colleagues and not the demonic, marxist rat bastards that pose an existential threat to liberty Â™ that they really are

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 06:08 PM (M0NzJ)

145 Yeah. I'm not a huge Romney fan, but that's a home run.

Posted by: Jeopardy Jackson at May 08, 2012 06:10 PM (2gSQm)

146 Grasshopper: Master, what is the sweetest plum?
Master Chu: The Senate seat of Lindsey Graham for the Tea Party

Posted by: The Bitterest Clinger at May 08, 2012 06:11 PM (lpWVn)

147 Soon-to-be-Senator Mourdock, what is good in life?

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 06:13 PM (3yCFy)

148 162 To crush the RINOs. To see them driven from office and to hear Lindsey Graham lamenting like a woman

Posted by: The Bitterest Clinger at May 08, 2012 06:17 PM (lpWVn)

149 Cuthbert? Dont be quoting Ray Davies @mitt

Posted by: TTM at May 08, 2012 06:24 PM (/2ODN)

150 To crush the RINOs. To see them driven from office and to hear Lindsey Graham lamenting like a woman Two more years, but it will be worth it. I cannot wait to cast a vote against that POS.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 08, 2012 06:25 PM (E1JyF)

151 #163: Nice! I was hoping for something that good when I served up that straight line. Once again, the Morons deliver!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 06:25 PM (3yCFy)

152 I like Hatch. I don't think he's even close to being a RINO and has never been close. He did great things sheparding Roberts and Alito and a bunch of lower court judges through the Judiciary committee. He has been a good soldier on our side. And. If I lived in Utah I would vote AGAINST him. These guys, like Hatch and Lugar, think we need a reason to thank them for their service and dismiss them. We don't. They serve at our pleasure. And in both cases, it's simply time they get a gold watch and move on.

Posted by: chris not rock at May 08, 2012 06:25 PM (YLqOu)

153 And I would have gotten away with it...........if it weren't for those meddling Tea Partiers!!!!!

Posted by: Karl Rove at May 08, 2012 06:25 PM (AzwZn)

154 Romney needs to make his own "Julia". It would only be one frame with a picture of a fetus and the caption would read-"Under President Obama Julia is aborted". End of story.

Posted by: joanie at May 08, 2012 06:27 PM (SaAjb)

155 PUNCH DOWN!

Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2012 06:27 PM (6Eh/9)

156 Is there any Julia porn?

Posted by: Rick Santorum at May 08, 2012 06:31 PM (6Eh/9)

157 #171: Rule 34, man.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 06:37 PM (3yCFy)

158

Aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

Obama, you are a miserable leader and you will go down in history as one. All you know how to do is LIE and TAKE VACATIONS. If the American people vote you in again, I will truly know that over half this country is brain-dead.

Posted by: KR1 at May 08, 2012 06:40 PM (oEfom)

159 In Second Life I'm a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure with nothing in common with 98% of Americans, raised to be a Marxist, and am an incompetent minor politician who got by on AA all my life but I can fly.

Posted by: second life president obama at May 08, 2012 07:01 PM (nU/dt)

160 It thrills me to no end to see Lugar lose -- but someone put me some knowledge: is there any reason people couldn't vote in House/Senate term limits on a state by state basis? It would sure as shit cut down on douchebags like Biden, Lugar, etc. camping out in Congress for 30-40 years...

Posted by: Miller at May 08, 2012 07:25 PM (hXmiR)

161

Niiiiiiiice.

War to the knife, and the knife to the hilt.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at May 08, 2012 10:36 PM (1ciQo)

162 Julia will vanish down the memory hole and be scrubbed from Obama's web site by Monday.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 08, 2012 10:56 PM (aqmGI)

163 The real scandal here is that Obama declared himself dictator for life

Posted by: oic at May 09, 2012 02:08 AM (YuKgT)

164 Mitt needs to keep it up. Mock the hell out of Barry. Make him a total laughing stock by the election.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2012 04:38 AM (1Jaio)

165 Test

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