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August 12, 2012

Romney & Ryan on 60 Minutes Tonight
— Ace

Soon, on the east coast. The PGA Championship is just wrapping up (Rory sunk a birdie on the 18th hole to win) and then 60 Minutes will be on.

Via @jammiewf, via michael_haz. "Math" joke possibly originated by @iowahawkblog, who has taken to exclaiming "BURN THE MATH WITCH!" to parodize liberals' paroxysms over Ryan.

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1 Puttin' on the Riiiiiiittttzzzz!

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 03:12 PM (u3Rkr)

2 live stream of Romney/Ryan rally in WI, rumor is the Hermanator will make an appearance

http://tinyurl.com/6yyamjk

Posted by: Jose at August 12, 2012 03:12 PM (srIqv)

3 Please, one of them say, "Bob, you ignorant slut."

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 03:12 PM (X6akg)

4 Scott Pelley to BO-"That's a nice suit your wearing, how nice is your cock?"

Scott Pelley to R and R-"Why do you want to fuck the middle class, kill our grandparents, and lynch all minorities?"

Sorry, I'll take the excerpts.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 12, 2012 03:13 PM (ZOf1l)

5 I detest 60 Minutes. Oh well, into the slime I go.

Posted by: Beto at August 12, 2012 03:13 PM (BAnPT)

6 Scheiffer: So, Congressman Ryan, when did you stop killing grandmothers just to watch them die?

Scheiffer: So, Governor Romney, dancing horses? Really? And when are you going to show us the last twenty years of your tax returns?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 03:13 PM (UOM48)

7 60 Minutes, eh? Well, I assume they're smart enough (coughpartyofstupidcough) to also bring in their own cameras so they have 100% of the footage available to them.

It'd be great if they demanded to approve the final edit/broadcast version.

Or, failing that, at least a few days preview...then they could buy all the commerical time on the show and do prebuttals to anticipated deceptive editing. That would be EPIC! LOL

Posted by: Tonic Dog at August 12, 2012 03:14 PM (X/+QT)

8 I haven't watched the crap fest that is this show in years. I guess I'll slog through with the rest of you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 03:14 PM (UOM48)

9 i don't watch 60 minutes....but i bet it helps their ratings......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at August 12, 2012 03:14 PM (Ho2rs)

10 60 Minutes questions: Why do you hate old people? Why do you think children should starve? Why do you want to throw my grandmother from a cliff? Have you come here to kill Sarah Connor? Here watch this video of Obama slandering you for 30 seconds....ok now you have 5 seconds to respond starting 3 seconds ago. Paul Ryan, how did you rip the still beating heart out of that Indian man but keep him alive until he was dumped in lava? Romney, why is your religion evil and racist?

Posted by: The MFM at August 12, 2012 03:15 PM (++kZl)

11 Get the Valu-Rite out and the Haz-Mat suits.

I think Gozer Ryan the Traveler is about to toss 60 minutes into the pits with the Slor.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 03:15 PM (Pyl/0)

12 Shut up, ya fuckin' whiners, it's gotta be better than the closing ceremonies!

Posted by: Peaches aka LLCoolPeaches at August 12, 2012 03:15 PM (kpCLl)

13 Good Lord, was that Morley Safer (?) that did the voice on that segment? Sounds like he's drunk and his dentures don't fit.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 03:16 PM (X6akg)

14 I haven't watched for years either. Have to wait another 45 mins. Maybe I'll just read the thread and save myself the disgust. Nice of you guys to take one for the team.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 03:16 PM (NmfLU)

15 Bad timing from the campaign: Ryan homecoming rally, 60 Minutes at the same time.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 03:16 PM (tlhtD)

16 Congressman Ryan, if I told you that I have footage of the Koch Brothers strangling a roomful of puppies, would you still take their evil filthy lucre?

Posted by: Bob Schieffer at August 12, 2012 03:16 PM (d/5qf)

17 These pretaped news magazine segments are dangerous. They can edit it however they want, and can provide their own narration.

The Romney campaign should insist that video transcripts of the entire interview be provided somewhere.

Posted by: Jose at August 12, 2012 03:17 PM (srIqv)

18 I think Gozer Ryan the Traveler is about to toss 60 minutes into the pits with the Slor.

Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2012 03:17 PM (xSegX)

19 don't spoil it for me, I have to wait till they show it here in the land of the tiny-brained

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:17 PM (kpCLl)

20 It better be the first segment or it's back to Pawn Stars for me.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 03:17 PM (X6akg)

21 So, are they going to ask him which newspapers he reads here, or wait until he gets home?

Posted by: Dan C. at August 12, 2012 03:17 PM (c32CV)

22 Liberals will see Harold and Floyd sitting there being questioned by Albert Einstein.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 03:17 PM (u3Rkr)

23 Congressman Ryan, I must compliment you on your nice hair. How many kittens did you have to kill in order to create the hair gel?

Posted by: Morley Safer at August 12, 2012 03:18 PM (d/5qf)

24 Posted by: Peaches aka LLCoolPeaches at August 12, 2012 07:15 PM (kpCLl)

I don't know, watching the rest of the world walk away from Londonistan might be a good thing.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 12, 2012 03:18 PM (ZOf1l)

25 I admire your standards, Tami!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:18 PM (kpCLl)

26 Bob Shieffer: Congressman Ryan, when did Dick Cheney turn you into his dark minion?

Posted by: The MFM at August 12, 2012 03:18 PM (++kZl)

27 Bad timing from the campaign: Ryan homecoming rally, 60 Minutes at the same time.

Who's going to watch the homecoming rally? Local story.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2012 03:18 PM (xSegX)

28 I can't watch it live - I swore I would never watch 60 minutes again since that Clinton interview. I'll catch the highlight reel later on the net.

Posted by: Not an Artist at August 12, 2012 03:18 PM (uRumV)

29 Anyone else notice that Scott Pelley has a misshapen skull?

Posted by: Beto at August 12, 2012 03:18 PM (BAnPT)

30 Moar Cake Girl

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 03:19 PM (8nxgz)

31 Paul Ryan . . . a female fapper's best friend EVER!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:19 PM (kpCLl)

32 That update is teh funneh. MATH

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 03:19 PM (NmfLU)

33 Congressman Ryan, when you voted against women 497 times in the House, did you have a particular woman in mind? And what did she do to piss you off so much?

Posted by: Morley Safer at August 12, 2012 03:19 PM (d/5qf)

Romney HAD to pick Ryan because they were going to use Ryan to attack ALL our ticketsÂ’ candidates.

Romney has two very nice powerful arrows in his quiver and even empowers himself to use Romneycare in a positive way if needed.

1) You stole 700 billion dollars of paid in by Medicare withholding funds.

2) Let Paul Ryan explain that Â“I am not the President and Mitt will have his own methods, but MY PLAN is not going to impact ANYONE over 54 years old and will phase out over a long time period the theft of your wages for a syatem that is not sustainable and allow your grandkids and kids the freedom to use the market and choice to bring costs down.Â”

3) if need be you have Â“wow gee Barack yes Romneycare is just like your plan except I couldnÂ’t hijack almost a trillion dollars from the money the American worker has paid in their entire working life to fund it.Â”

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 03:20 PM (LRFds)

35 The first step is into a large pile of stupid.
Opening your campaign in front of the Politburo...

Why? Why do we let the MSM moderate and/or continue their role as gatekeeper?

I hope they have their own cameras.

Posted by: Jim Bouton at August 12, 2012 03:20 PM (XvOXa)

36 Who's going to watch the homecoming rally? Local story.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2012 07:18 PM (xSegX)

I would watch that shit with one hand tied behind my back. No lie.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:20 PM (kpCLl)

37 Math is hard. That's why the girls like it.

Posted by: Cricket at August 12, 2012 03:20 PM (2ArJQ)

38 20 Yeah Tami the boss lady showed me the website that proves Pawn Stars is a ripoff, ruined the show for me. The whole thing is staged.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 03:20 PM (tlhtD)

39 I think the only question is: Will Bob Scheiffer vote for Barack Obama/Puppet Show or for Roosevelt/Truman?

Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2012 03:20 PM (xSegX)

40 Bob Obama Knob Gobbler Schieffer: So, Congressman Ryan. Any whores in your past? Exactly how did your father die? Did you kill him? Your kids are cute, but they look nothing like you. Would you like to share anything with us? Why do you despise old people? And gays? Ever eat at a Chick-fil-A?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 03:21 PM (UOM48)

41 34 Morely Safer,

So Congressman Ryan how precsiely would you calibrate the Hadrian Matter Collider, and Vice President Biden if you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?"

//Rather

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 03:21 PM (LRFds)

42 "Bob, I reject the premise of your question. Here's why..."

Posted by: Tonic Dog at August 12, 2012 03:21 PM (X/+QT)

43 Paul Ryan as Jack Nicholson: "You can't handle the math!"

Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2012 03:21 PM (xSegX)

44 I haven't watched 60 Minutes since Mike Wallace fell over dead with a cigarette in his hands.

Posted by: Cricket at August 12, 2012 03:21 PM (2ArJQ)

45 39 20 Yeah Tami the boss lady showed me the website that proves Pawn Stars is a ripoff, ruined the show for me. The whole thing is staged.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 07:20 PM (tlhtD)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(I kinda figured a lot of it was)

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 03:21 PM (X6akg)

46 41 Jane D'oh,

Mitt the underwear you want to talk about it?

//Bob S

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 03:22 PM (LRFds)

47 Who's going to watch the homecoming rally? Local story.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2012 07:18 PM (xSegX)
I would watch that shit with one hand tied behind my back. No lie.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 07:20 PM (kpCLl)

And the other hand?...be honest...

Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2012 03:22 PM (xSegX)

48 Congressman Ryan, you appear to be in great shape. So for how long have you been doping?

Posted by: Morley Safer at August 12, 2012 03:22 PM (d/5qf)

49 Ryan: Bob, you ridiculous old Dem whore. Shut up, that's why.

*me typing with one hand*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 03:22 PM (UOM48)

50 The whole thing is staged.

What part of California are you in?

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:22 PM (kpCLl)

51 Congressman Ryan, at this moment the FBI is digging up your backyard and finding hundreds of Unicorn skulls; any comment?

Posted by: Bob Scheiffer at August 12, 2012 03:23 PM (u3Rkr)

52 Good Lord, do these guys ever retire? Senators and 60 Minutes correspondents-you need a crowbar to pry them out of the seats.

Posted by: SamIam at August 12, 2012 03:23 PM (VDpzM)

53 Homecoming on FNC.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 03:23 PM (tlhtD)

54 I will still vote for Obama in 2012, but if Ryan continues to spout free market magic principles and rein Democrats in I might actually not think about Obama naked when I vote for him and get a hard on again in 2016.

Posted by: Bob Shieffer at August 12, 2012 03:23 PM (++kZl)

Paul would never go Newtie on Bob (Bobo) Schieffer. Maybe it would just be a clever eye roll like he did with Debbie the Schulzie.

Watching it now!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...free Miss Marple! at August 12, 2012 03:23 PM (sJTmU)

56 Ryan is killing it, looks good too, no homo

Posted by: Jose at August 12, 2012 03:23 PM (srIqv)

57 Poor ol' Obama. He had to find somebody dumber than him so he would look good and it would take a long while to find out how stupid he really is.

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 12, 2012 03:24 PM (wSTfB)

58 Congressman Ryan, when did you stop beating your wife?

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:24 PM (kpCLl)

59 So far Bob being very polite and asking the soft ball questions.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...free Miss Marple! at August 12, 2012 03:24 PM (sJTmU)

60 Obamabot Schieffer: So Congressman Ryan, let's see if your abs match up to the most glamorous president in our nation's history. Unless you're afraid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 03:24 PM (UOM48)

61 Congressman Ryan, when your children have nightmares, do you think it's because of your votes in favor of tax cuts for the rich?

Posted by: Morley Safer at August 12, 2012 03:25 PM (d/5qf)

62 Pretty much every reality show is staged.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 12, 2012 03:25 PM (ZOf1l)

63 Who is this hobo taking to Romney and Ryan?

Posted by: Beto at August 12, 2012 03:25 PM (BAnPT)

64 "Take me, sub-creature"

Posted by: Dana/Zuul at August 12, 2012 03:25 PM (KZi9D)

65 Ryan's a shifty little piece of Midwestern shit. Watch me cut this rube to pieces.

Posted by: Bob Sheiffer at August 12, 2012 03:25 PM (2ArJQ)

66 OT/ Anyone else fear and expect the dems to pull the Rand-card against Paul Ryan?

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 12, 2012 03:25 PM (zrpqj)

67 Congressman Ryan, tear off that shirt!!!!!

(okay, last beer, it looked lonely, I took pity on the poor dear)

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:25 PM (kpCLl)

68 58 HC,

I am thinking Bawney Fwank would have been better....

dumber than Plugz, just as articulate and will be there to comfort Bark when he loses his job and Michelle runs away with Jay Carney

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 03:25 PM (LRFds)

69 Damn, assumed room temperature too fast I guess.

Posted by: Mike wallace at August 12, 2012 03:26 PM (dAfqy)

70 F*ckin' Bob Schieffer: Congressman Ryan, when did your wife stop servicing the yard boy?

And while I'm at it, Gov. Romney, you and Ann....any sex? I mean MS and all.....?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 03:26 PM (UOM48)

71 Congressman Ryan, when you vote against President Obama's agenda, do you feel even a little bit guilty for your racism?

Posted by: Morley Safer at August 12, 2012 03:27 PM (d/5qf)

72 39 20 Yeah Tami the boss lady showed me the website that proves Pawn Stars is a ripoff, ruined the show for me. The whole thing is staged.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 07:20 PM (tlhtD)

Well duh. I saw an interview with Kevin Smith about his comic book shop series which is essentially Pawn Stars with geeky items. He talked about the casting call put out for the show, which is essentially going "Hey we're filming on these days, bring your cool shit." I imagine Pawn Stars is exactly the same way with all the employee "interactions" being staged. But I only really watch it for the cool historical stuff they get in on occasion anyways.

Now I've heard that those Storage Wars shows are really staged with the producers going into the storage units beforehand and sticking in a lot of the expensive "hidden gems"

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 03:27 PM (GULKT)

73 I hope they have their own cameras. Posted by: Jim Bouton at August 12, 2012 07:20 PM (XvOXa) Yes, but it is unwise to show fear and many an old fart watches this old fart show. Going on 60 Minutes gets our message right into millions of homes stuffed with folks who need to hear it.

Posted by: Bob Scheiffer at August 12, 2012 03:27 PM (u3Rkr)

74 I bet they'll be made fun of for dressing the same.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 12, 2012 03:27 PM (caAEA)

75 Congressman Ryan, since you stopped killing kittehs, how do you satisfy your satanic urges?

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:27 PM (kpCLl)

76 Are you a rabid attack dog, Congressman Ryan? Bob , that's a bit of a formula question.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...free Miss Marple! at August 12, 2012 03:27 PM (sJTmU)

77 67 SC,

what "what do you mean you can't expect maximum drive from shackled beasts Congressman?"

Yeah they'll pull it if they are dumb.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 03:27 PM (LRFds)

78 nyone else fear and expect the dems to pull the Rand-card against Paul Ryan? Posted by: Serious Cat at August 12, 2012 07:25 PM (zrpqj) No cat piss but I bet you fear sunlight, people, and the voices in your head.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 12, 2012 03:27 PM (++kZl)

79 I haven't watched 60 Minutes since Mike Wallace fell over dead with a cigarette in his hands.

Posted by: Cricket at August 12, 2012 07:21 PM (2ArJQ)

There was a wad of toilet paper in the other hand

Posted by: Beto at August 12, 2012 03:27 PM (BAnPT)

80 Mr Ryan, would your own grandmother vote for you if she knew you were going to cut off her social security and medicare?

Posted by: Bob Shieffer at August 12, 2012 03:27 PM (VDpzM)

81 On Fox News they are about to go to a live rally with Ryan and that other guy.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 12, 2012 03:28 PM (zrpqj)

82 Here it fucking comes: "I'm just going to put you on the spot. Do you think Romney's been too defensive on Bain Capital?"

Bob, you ignorant Obamabot tool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 03:28 PM (UOM48)

I'll wait for the very astute observations of those here and on Twitter. 60 Minutes is a show I will NEVER watch. Ever.

Please, one of them say, "Bob, you ignorant slut."

Posted by: Tami

Yes, please!

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 12, 2012 03:28 PM (oLgLE)

84 Please, save the commie hued colors for the Bosheviks.

Posted by: Drider at August 12, 2012 03:28 PM (PsHkt)

85 Talk about walking into the lion's den, I give 'em credit

Posted by: seamrog at August 12, 2012 03:28 PM (woLFx)

86 oh, beto . . .

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:28 PM (kpCLl)

87 wow Ryan is slicing and dicing Bob Schieffer

Posted by: Jose at August 12, 2012 03:28 PM (srIqv)

88 Ryan on fire...

Posted by: Spike at August 12, 2012 03:28 PM (I4NNt)

89 59 Congressman Ryan, when did you stop beating your wife?

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 07:24 PM (kpCLl)

When my hand was tired. Why do you ask?

Posted by: The correct answer at August 12, 2012 03:28 PM (X/+QT)

90 Congressman Ryan, when you get those campaign checks from the Koch Brothers, do you give them blowjobs simultaneously or consecutively?

Posted by: Morley Safer at August 12, 2012 03:29 PM (d/5qf)

91 Ron Johnson, Reince Priebus, Scott Walker all speaking at the rally in Waukesha ahead of Paul Ryan's introduction. This is what leadership looks like.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 03:29 PM (P6QsQ)

92 "Bob, you ignorant slut"

Posted by: P-Ry at August 12, 2012 03:29 PM (kpCLl)

93 What's happened to Capitol Hill? Do they all have syphylis?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...free Miss Marple! at August 12, 2012 03:29 PM (sJTmU)

94 Congressman Ryan, it's been said that you're too heterosexual to be vice-president. Would you care to comment on that?

Posted by: Bob Sheiffer at August 12, 2012 03:29 PM (2ArJQ)

95 83 Jane D,

You can't beat 'em if you don't meet 'em darlin'....

ask your son about what they train us to do in an ambush in the combat arms....

you'll understand.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 03:29 PM (LRFds)

96 Now would be a great time for Bob Schieffer to keel over with a major grabber. Ratings gold.

And then Ryan and Romney could save his worthless old life by giving him CPR.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 03:29 PM (UOM48)

97 "Paroxysms"!?!?!?!

BURN THE VOCABULARY WITCH!

Posted by: Sockpuppet Czar at August 12, 2012 03:30 PM (spFww)

98 "So Congressman Ryan have you killed people?"

"You know Bob, if that is true then why are you asking me a question that could annoy me?"

"Uh we will be right back after this station break." Red light goes off and Bob runs leaving a yellow stream behind him.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 03:30 PM (Pyl/0)

99 Why on green earth would any Republican agree to appear on 60 Minutes, or any other program whose reason for existence is to destroy and edit out of context anyone they disagree with?

Posted by: angler at August 12, 2012 03:30 PM (SwjAj)

100 mama winger, you got a link?

Posted by: P-Ry at August 12, 2012 03:30 PM (kpCLl)

101 Ryan is awesome. They more you see him, the more he impresses you. Like cowbell, there no such thing as too much Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 12, 2012 03:30 PM (zrpqj)

102 Congressman Ryan, when did you stop beating your wife?

After she fell into a coma. Duh!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 12, 2012 03:31 PM (ZOf1l)

103 I didn't know 60 Minutes was still on. Still. I'm not watching. Can't. Don't have a tv anymore.

Posted by: Pecos at August 12, 2012 03:31 PM (2Gb0y)

104 A referendum on Barack Obama? Why would we want to do that?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...free Miss Marple! at August 12, 2012 03:31 PM (sJTmU)

105 Bob: "There's no question that your campaign is trying to make this a referendum on Barack Obama."

Not a fuckin' thing gets past you, Bob.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 03:31 PM (X6akg)

106 Congressman Ryan, when you shoot cancer rays at people, which type of cancer do you prefer?

Posted by: Morley Safer at August 12, 2012 03:31 PM (d/5qf)

107 Paul Ryan: Bob, are those autographed Obama kneepads you're wearing? They look cute on old guys like you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 03:31 PM (UOM48)

108 Okay, an epic sock fail. Go me.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 03:31 PM (u3Rkr)

109 Strategery!

Posted by: George Bush at August 12, 2012 03:32 PM (m0le6)

110 I'm getting eye cancer just watching this shit.

Liberalism is a mental illness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 03:32 PM (UOM48)

111 99 AP,

So Governor Romney why do you kill your workers?

Romney: Well Bob I hate the idea of having to pay benefits to people when they are too old to make care counterproductive in a cost-benefit analysis.....

you nervous yet, I also have to use my cancer eyes and time machine at least once a month or the spirit of Brigham Young takes me over and I have to marry 14 women at a time...."

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 03:32 PM (LRFds)

112 Uh oh. Bob is pumping the Democrat tax line. What a tool.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...free Miss Marple! at August 12, 2012 03:32 PM (sJTmU)

113 Oh, shit, you guys are bringin' the A-game tonight. My most fervent wish is that somewhere, somehow, Breitbart is still here in teh comments section. God, I miss him and wish he were here to be part of this. sniff

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:33 PM (kpCLl)

114 Fox News out of Milwaukee. Let me see if I can find a link.

oh oh oh here comes Paul!

Dang - he's clothed.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 03:33 PM (P6QsQ)

115 Bob Sceifer is an ignorant simpleton.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 12, 2012 03:33 PM (zrpqj)

116 By appearing on 60 Minues, Ryan proves he can go 20 minutes without murdering a confused old person. -iowahawk

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 12, 2012 03:33 PM (caAEA)

117 My feed led with a 60-second Obama ad with a lot of face time done by the JEF, looking very spiffy, handsome, clean, and articulate. Saying things like "invest."

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 12, 2012 03:33 PM (PH+2B)

118 Have you ever noticed that Barack Obama is articulate?

That Bill Maher has a reprehensible lust for trannies?

That AOSHQ prefers sexual intercourse with rubbish containers?

Posted by: Andy Marooney at August 12, 2012 03:33 PM (RuVpG)

119

The first step is into a large pile of stupid.
Opening your campaign in front of the Politburo...

Why? Why do we let the MSM moderate and/or continue their role as gatekeeper?

^^^^This.^^^^

Posted by: RushBabe at August 12, 2012 03:33 PM (tQHzJ)

120 Governor Romney, would you like to add something? No, the Congressman is doing just fine.

Posted by: 60 Minutes at August 12, 2012 03:34 PM (2ArJQ)

121 Congressman Ryan, how could you join the Romney ticket knowing that his weird Mormon cult wants to smite all the non-believers and offer them as sacrifices to the unholy Lord Zuul?

Posted by: Morley Safer at August 12, 2012 03:34 PM (d/5qf)

122

Goodness, now Paul has to turn in his tax returns. Next it will be his transcripts from college.

How about your high school year book, Paul?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...free Miss Marple! at August 12, 2012 03:34 PM (sJTmU)

123 Here's a link where you can watch streaming video of Paul Ryan at the Welcome Home rally right now live in Waukesha

http://fox6now.com/

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 03:34 PM (P6QsQ)

124 Ryan answered the tax question in one sentence better than Romney in two paragraphs.

Posted by: Spike at August 12, 2012 03:34 PM (I4NNt)

125 120 RB,

the oldsters still watch this shit....

You got to show they are not tards and you ain't a monster.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 03:34 PM (LRFds)

126 "So where did you see this Zuul fellow?"

"He was in my fridge."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 03:35 PM (Pyl/0)

127 It's sad we've reached the point where the truth is the most politically-disadvantageous position. The most truthful, yet poisoning bumpersticker is this: Romney-Ryan: This is Your Last Chance.

Posted by: angler at August 12, 2012 03:35 PM (SwjAj)

128 125 Spike,

Yup....

I wanted Condi then Ryan or Jindal....then Perry...

I knew Ryan is a buzzsaw and would bring out the worst in Bark

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 03:35 PM (LRFds)

129 Waukesha Fire Dept estimates 8-10 people at the rally. It was planned yesterday. They expected 5 thousand.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 03:35 PM (P6QsQ)

130 *me typing with one hand*

Ryan: Bob, when are you going to ask the president about his college transcripts? Under what passport did he travel to Pokeeston? Is Michelle his beard? Man Country....any thoughts?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 03:35 PM (UOM48)

131 Ron Johnson, Reince Priebus, Scott Walker all speaking at the rally in Waukesha ahead of Paul Ryan's introduction. This is what leadership looks like.
--
Who would've guessed this scene back in the OWS captital takeover days? Hope those Dem state critters who fled the state feel like fools now.

Posted by: Mayday at August 12, 2012 03:36 PM (F3s39)

132 If our team is afraid of 60 Minutes and the rest of the MFM, we need a new team.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 03:36 PM (u3Rkr)

133
Lib: Where is the tax returns
Answer: Where are the jobs

Posted by: TJexcite at August 12, 2012 03:36 PM (3qeX5)

134 bless you, mama winger . . . and thank you for giving us your native son! mmmmmm . . . sorry, cannot help myself

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:36 PM (kpCLl)

135 Still assholes. Why am I not shocked. Ryan ate their chilli.

I smell the fear.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 03:36 PM (3ZjAP)

136 Congressman Ryan, when you order a chicken sandwich from Chick Fil A, does it come with enough hate, or do you have to add some of your own?

Posted by: Morley Safer at August 12, 2012 03:36 PM (d/5qf)

137 Congressman Ryan I am not sure I believe you when you say you got your FireChit in the BoyScouts....

I'll have to ask you again in the future for proof.....

//BS

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 03:36 PM (LRFds)

138 Pretty much all softballs, this, so they can go all in when the JEF goes on the show for his blowjob.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 12, 2012 03:36 PM (PH+2B)

139 Ryan appears a little teary eyed!

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 03:36 PM (X6akg)

140 Touching at the rally all those grown men giving Ryan big hugs. They love him like brother, son.

Posted by: madamex at August 12, 2012 03:36 PM (e9LVX)

141 Harry Reid is a pederast.

Posted by: davidk at August 12, 2012 03:37 PM (Fedl7)

142 Romney/Ryan: The Mormon and the Red Hot Poker

Posted by: Cricket at August 12, 2012 03:37 PM (2ArJQ)

143 BTW, Bob, I posted my college transcripts and tax returns at barackobama.com.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at August 12, 2012 03:37 PM (u3Rkr)

144

I luv how Bobo segued into the whole "What about your tax returns, Congressman?"

I mean, I know that Mitt is a multi-millionaire, but Ryan is just a congressman..

What do they really hope to find? Deductions on donation of his used underwear?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...free Miss Marple! at August 12, 2012 03:37 PM (sJTmU)

145 Congressman Ryan, we have it on good authority that you earned a C in Penmanship in your third grade class. What makes you think you are at all qualified to be anywhere near the White House with that despicable record?

Posted by: Morley Safer at August 12, 2012 03:38 PM (d/5qf)

146 128 Angler,

if the electorate cannot figure that out themselves we are fucked anyway.....

no need to rub their noses in it.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 03:38 PM (LRFds)

147 Paul Ryan has tears, He's choked up. Hard to speak.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 03:38 PM (P6QsQ)

148 A sense of humor. they need to show that they don't take themselves as seriously as the arrogant, self-rightous messianic incumbent

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 12, 2012 03:38 PM (zXLtf)

149 Rory won the PGA Championship by 8 shots (most ever for the PGA Championship in stroke play. It used to be played in match play.). When he holed that putt on 18, it was just icing.

Posted by: golf geek at August 12, 2012 03:39 PM (efFGR)

150 His family must be so damn proud.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 12, 2012 03:39 PM (caAEA)

151 Ryan is an absolute God send in this race. The perfect check to any bullshit Dem talking point. I am beginning to think this may turn out to be a genius pick by Romney.

Posted by: Jaydee at August 12, 2012 03:39 PM (E5DLT)

152 Is Cake Girl going to be on?

Posted by: passably affable at August 12, 2012 03:39 PM (E6hi8)

153 Okay, it's totally not working for me (my own fault, undoubtedly). Plus i'ts putting my browser into slo-mo. sadface

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:39 PM (kpCLl)

154 120, Because until 'we' 'control' more than FN, we have to access swing/indeps/etc via the MFM.

Even with the defining-ads out there, 60 minutes was a good chance to hit seniors before the MFM/Dems define the R&R duo.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at August 12, 2012 03:39 PM (X/+QT)

155 This rally in WI, this is really nice to watch. A man who really loves his native land. Touching in this day and age.

Posted by: Lizabth at August 12, 2012 03:39 PM (JZBti)

156

Uh oh, now we find that un-employment is "stubborn". Well, who knew that this thing had a mind of its own?

Scott Pelley. Bringing the stupid.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...free Miss Marple! at August 12, 2012 03:40 PM (sJTmU)

157 Do you see why we love him?

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 03:40 PM (P6QsQ)

158 He still lives on the block he grew up on.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 03:40 PM (P6QsQ)

159 Do you see why we love him?

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 07:40 PM (P6QsQ)

If he took his shirt off, I could see it better.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 03:41 PM (X6akg)

160 BTW, Bob, I know your grandkids are about to begin collecting their SS retirement benefits and they can rest assured my plan will not affect them.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at August 12, 2012 03:41 PM (u3Rkr)

161 Watching 60 minutes made it move. By move, I mean a lot! RR really stuffed Ogabe and the Rats! Way to go guys!!

Posted by: Ammo Dump at August 12, 2012 03:41 PM (YYyqq)

162 Rory won the PGA Championship by 8 shots (most ever for the PGA Championshipin stroke play.

Stuart Scott later commits suicide. His suicide note only proclaiming..."Why Tiger, why?"

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 12, 2012 03:41 PM (ZOf1l)

163 Tami, settle down girl!

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 03:41 PM (3ZjAP)

164 Walker, Priebus and Ryan all on stage. Mitt's almost not necessary. But he can come along for the ride

Posted by: Lizabth at August 12, 2012 03:41 PM (JZBti)

165 You know who's a happy camper?

The guy who created P90X. His sales just exploded.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 12, 2012 03:41 PM (hlUJY)

166 watching this rally, Obama has no chance of winning Wisconsin

Posted by: Jose at August 12, 2012 03:42 PM (srIqv)

167 If he took his shirt off, I could see it better.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 07:41 PM (X6akg)

Tami for Press Secretary!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:42 PM (kpCLl)

168 "Courage was on the ballot and courage won on June 5th"

"On Novemeber 6th, we Wisconsinites will help save America."

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 03:42 PM (P6QsQ)

169 Chants of USA USA! Awesome.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 12, 2012 03:42 PM (caAEA)

170 Fuck 60 Minutes. My husband and I just switched to Fox to watch Ryan.

Dammit Mama Winger, I want shirtless Ryan pics from you. You promised.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 03:42 PM (UOM48)

171 Tami for Press Secretary!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 07:42 PM (kpCLl)

Yeah, I can think of something I'd like to press.....and I'm happy to be secretary of that.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 03:43 PM (X6akg)

172 Ryan is a serious dude, but the problem is the chicks (not counting any moronettes, of course). Is it going to be serious, or hawt? With the Big O, they went for hawt.

Posted by: Cricket at August 12, 2012 03:43 PM (2ArJQ)

173 "CNN - Atlanta, GA. The CBS news show 60 Minutes was put on hiatus Sunday evening during an interview with Mitt Romney and Rep. Paul Ryan. The interview had been pleasant and cordial until the last few minutes. That was when Rep. Ryan, after being asked about his tax returns, jumped up and yelled, "You can't handle my tax returns, they involve math!" The shock of that outburst caused both Safer and Scheiffer to have simultaneous heart attacks on set."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 03:43 PM (Pyl/0)

174 It's good to have someone at your back (side). It's gotta be a bit tiring to be on your campaign game for 2 straight years. Nice to have a guy you can hand stuff off to.

In fact, Obama should give more stuff to Biden! hahahaha!

Posted by: Tonic Dog at August 12, 2012 03:43 PM (X/+QT)

175 Mitt's almost not necessary. But he can come along for the ride

I think we need to be very fuckin' careful with that stuff. It's too reminiscent of '08 with whats-his-name and palin. It was not helpful then and I'm pretty sure it's not gonna be helpful this time. I really wish people would cut it out.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:43 PM (kpCLl)

176 Paul Ryan hollowed out my grandmother to use her as a canoe.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 03:43 PM (MMC8r)

177 This is getting better every hour. Why isn't Ryan on top of the ticket?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 03:43 PM (3ZjAP)

178 @158...I sure do. We're not far from Janesville, but on the dark side(IL). I love going north, passing the Welcome to WI sign. Life just seems brighter.

Posted by: Lizabth at August 12, 2012 03:43 PM (JZBti)

179 Harry Reid is well known to have a little penis

Posted by: fareed zachariah at August 12, 2012 03:44 PM (USiXi)

180 Congressman Ryan, when you pay allowances to your children, do you withhold Social Security taxes? If not, how can you justify your scandalous behavior? If so, how can you justify your hypocrisy?

Posted by: Morley Safer at August 12, 2012 03:44 PM (d/5qf)

181 Even with the defining-ads out there, 60 minutes was a good chance to hit seniors before the MFM/Dems define the RR duo.

This was all part of the plan, I'm convinced. Announcement Saturday -- NBC/MSNBC tied up in Olympic coverage. Most of the MSM and Obama response team on the second-string.

First major introduction on 60 minutes.

Set the meme for the week. Talk budget, debt and economy.

And when they do the Mediscare attack, hit them back with Obamacare's gutting of Medicare.

Well-executed all around.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2012 03:44 PM (xSegX)

182 This guy is so, so very impressive. It's hard to believe Mitt is the one who is on day 500 of the campaign while Ryan is on day 2.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 12, 2012 03:44 PM (zrpqj)

183 Start packing, Barry.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 03:45 PM (u3Rkr)

184 180 Harry Reid is well known to have a little penis

Posted by: fareed zachariah at August 12, 2012 07:44 PM (USiXi)

It looked mighty big in my little hand.

Posted by: Joey at August 12, 2012 03:45 PM (3ZjAP)

185 With the Big O, they went for hawt.

There is nothing . . . and I mean NOTHING hot about that little shitbird . . . of course, I speak as a heterosexual female, so what the fuck do I know?

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:45 PM (kpCLl)

186 Pure Cheesehead Awesomeness.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 03:45 PM (P6QsQ)

187 Scheiffer F*cked us! What's he trying to do, make these guys LIKEABLE !!!

Posted by: Axelturf at August 12, 2012 03:46 PM (AzwZn)

188 Who would've guessed this scene back in the OWS captital takeover days? Hope those Dem state critters who fled the state feel like fools now.

Posted by: Mayday at August 12, 2012 07:36 PM (F3s39)

Egad. I remember that livestream like it was yesterday. It was an ugly raw day, spitting rain and snow, and all the OWS and union goons were screaming so that Sarah and Andrew wouldn't be heard, and Andrew belted out, "Go to hell!"

Posted by: RushBabe at August 12, 2012 03:46 PM (tQHzJ)

189 @178 Well, at this particular rally it's Ryan's gig, really. As it should be. His homecoming.

Posted by: Lizabth at August 12, 2012 03:46 PM (JZBti)

190 Ryan might not have been the best political pick. I'm not smart enough to know. What I do know is that this ticket is the ONLY chance we have to avoid the fate of France, or Greece, or CALIFORNIA. I have been bullish on this country and its economy. If Obama-Biden get another 4, we're screwed.

Posted by: angler at August 12, 2012 03:46 PM (SwjAj)

191 184 If Barry and Michelle started packing right now. By the time the Romneys move in, even the copper plumbing will be ripped out.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 03:46 PM (Pyl/0)

192 YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 03:46 PM (P6QsQ)

193 Paul Ryan never lowered a sea level or caused the planet to heal.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 03:46 PM (MMC8r)

194 Mama good for you, I hope the press is kind to your town.

Posted by: madamex at August 12, 2012 03:47 PM (e9LVX)

195 Ryan 2020. And we'd have two young Eagle Scouts in the WH.

Damn, my husband just said, "This guy is Reaganesque."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 03:47 PM (UOM48)

196 186 Peaches,

sweetie you were not Barry's goddamned target audience....

think Elton john, Justin Bieber, and Bawney Fwank....

hell throw in Andrew Sullivan and D Frum as well.....

"chances are..."

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 03:47 PM (LRFds)

197 This is getting better every hour. Why isn't Ryan on top of the ticket? Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 07:43 PM (3ZjAP) Because he didn't earn it.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 03:47 PM (u3Rkr)

198 Oh, Jane, you need to give that man some lovin' right now!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:47 PM (kpCLl)

199 Why doesn't Harry call me any more. I swallowed.

Posted by: Joey at August 12, 2012 03:47 PM (3ZjAP)

200 The Math Witch: This decimal point don't float.

Posted by: The Duck at August 12, 2012 03:48 PM (PcoXF)

201 There is nothing . . . and I mean NOTHING hot about that little shitbird . . . of course, I speak as a heterosexual female, so what the fuck do I know?

I like to watch TV and his jug ears can pick up Dish TV. That's kinda hot.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 12, 2012 03:48 PM (ZOf1l)

202 Liberal parents in Scouting we know were not happy that Barry didn't bother to show up at the 100th Boy Scout Jubilee in 2010.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 03:48 PM (UOM48)

203 188 D Axelturf,

Oh look it is swarthy man with hitler moustache.....

You sure are smart trying to roll out mediscare now comrade....

//Harlekwin the Happy Slav Sub Tech

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 03:49 PM (LRFds)

204 199 Oh, Jane, you need to give that man some lovin' right now!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 07:47 PM (kpCLl

I'm busy boiling corn and steaming shrimp!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 03:49 PM (UOM48)

205 BBCA is showing Escape form New York.

Pass, not as exciting or nail-biting as Escape from Obama.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 03:49 PM (Pyl/0)

206 @198

LOL! He didn't built it, not earn it!

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 03:49 PM (3ZjAP)

207 You have to remind them of that in early November, Jane. We can't count on these libs to hold a coherent thought for more than about 20 minutes . . . and those are the all-stars among 'em.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:49 PM (kpCLl)

208 I'm busy boiling corn and steaming shrimp!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 07:49 PM (UOM4

Sounds like love to me, Jane!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:50 PM (kpCLl)

209 Paul Ryan hollowed out my grandmother to use her as a canoe.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 07:43 PM (MMC8r)

En fuego!

Posted by: RushBabe at August 12, 2012 03:50 PM (tQHzJ)

210 203 Liberal parents in Scouting we know were not happy that Barry didn't bother to show up at the 100th Boy Scout ~~Jubilee~~ Jamboree in 2010.

FIFY

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 03:51 PM (3ZjAP)

211 Wow this guy is good! It really gives me hope. Earn your vote, novel idea.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 03:51 PM (NmfLU)

212 Paul Ryan is the one who hid your bifocals.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 03:51 PM (MMC8r)

213 Announcement Saturday -- NBC/MSNBC tied up in Olympic coverage. Most of the MSM and Obama response team on the second-string.
--

My thoughts too. At first I scratched my head about the Saturday announcement, then figured it was deliberate, to have the weekend to get some press on their terms before the regular enemedia starts in. Good idea, and shows the RR team plans to work around the MSM.

Posted by: Mayday at August 12, 2012 03:51 PM (F3s39)

214 Giant Crowd at Romney/Ryan event in WI

Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2012 03:51 PM (MtwBb)

215 Not watching because I don't need to in order to be informed to cast my vote. But happy about it nonetheless.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 12, 2012 03:51 PM (KL4Oe)

216 " I guess you think I made the right choice?" - Mitt

you betcha doncha know

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 03:52 PM (P6QsQ)

217 Oh God there's a troll in the audience.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 03:52 PM (GULKT)

218 I can't remember a politician speaking that long without a teleprompter. TOTUS is not gonna be happy.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 03:53 PM (tlhtD)

219 Four score and seven years ago//

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at August 12, 2012 03:53 PM (oiJah)

220 11. I'd so pay to see that.

Posted by: The Gatekeeper at August 12, 2012 03:53 PM (7JY6C)

221 you know, attractive-ness is a plus

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 12, 2012 03:53 PM (p3a8+)

222 That's Rebecca Kleefisch behind Mitt to your left.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 03:53 PM (P6QsQ)

223 You 'rons see Kleefisch? (sp?)

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 03:53 PM (NmfLU)

224 I rename the November Election to The Firing.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 03:53 PM (u3Rkr)

225 Sounds like the USA chant is to drown out the troll. Good work!

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 03:54 PM (3ZjAP)

226 you know, attractive-ness is a plus

and smart-as-a-whip is sexy . . . the 12-pack is just a bonus.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:54 PM (kpCLl)

227 Mitt just did a good smackdown.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 03:54 PM (NmfLU)

228 we gotta win this thing. GO R-R (RR--remember him? symbolism?)

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 12, 2012 03:54 PM (p3a8+)

229 Done. Out. Gone.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 03:55 PM (P6QsQ)

230 smite the troll!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 03:55 PM (kpCLl)

231 That troll has a long walk, through a lot of people to get the hell outta there.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 03:55 PM (X6akg)

232 Mitt off the story. GOOD SHIT.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 03:55 PM (3ZjAP)

233 Oh my, Mitt is fired up!

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 12, 2012 03:55 PM (zrpqj)

234 Barry's styrofoam columns are for sale on ebay. Bidding is up to $3.12.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 03:55 PM (u3Rkr)

235 yeah Peaches, I think this VP candidate is a keeper!

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 12, 2012 03:55 PM (p3a8+)

236

If Barry and Michelle started packing right now. By the time the Romneys move in, even the copper plumbing will be ripped out.

No sheet. We're taking the wiring too. C'mon, Mama, let's start in your room.

Posted by: Moochelle Obama at August 12, 2012 03:56 PM (tQHzJ)

237 Troll to seriously worry about his car. I hear nothing now. Mitt has this shit down. Trolls be gone!

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 03:56 PM (3ZjAP)

238 Jane D'Oh: do the Marine "uh-rah" for us!

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 12, 2012 03:56 PM (p3a8+)

239 233 That troll has a long walk, through a lot of people to get the hell outta there.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 07:55 PM (X6akg)

I bet NBC is searching for him to get him on TV later. Only to discover he is completely psychotic and irrational. Just like everyone else they hope to get on.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 03:57 PM (GULKT)

240 let's compare Ryan's six-pack abs with Biden's?

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 12, 2012 03:57 PM (p3a8+)

241 Math? What would that be good for?

Posted by: Muzzie Astronaut at August 12, 2012 03:57 PM (QK3qp)

242 Boy, I sure won't want to be a troll there. The fear of the kick back is going to stop the union thugs from showing up.

The curse of Roanoke!

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 03:58 PM (3ZjAP)

243 242 Let's not.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 03:58 PM (NmfLU)

244 Wow, the GOP ougt to clip 60 seconds from this riff by Mitt and turn it into a minute spot for TV.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 12, 2012 03:58 PM (zrpqj)

245 While drunk and naked, Paul Ryan crashed his Weinermobile into my son's schoolbus and killed 11 kids including a future Nobel Prize winner in Medicine and an astronaut.

Posted by: Life long Republican at August 12, 2012 03:59 PM (oiJah)

246 hmm. ObamaCare repeal wasn't on Mitt's 5-point list.

hmm.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 03:59 PM (d/5qf)

247 @247

WTF? I thought you were a "concerned conservative christian".

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 04:00 PM (3ZjAP)

248 Paul Ryan's favorite exercise is dangling senior citizens off bridges.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 04:00 PM (MMC8r)

249 Methinks Obama is going to look stupid going all Alinsky on Paul Ryan. It will probably be hard for them to attack him with any credibility

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 12, 2012 04:01 PM (DU15A)

250 How can these guys keep this up without teleprompters?

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at August 12, 2012 04:01 PM (EG6oe)

251 @248 -- And he started off his list of using America's resources with "solar and wind." Ugh.

Posted by: RushBabe at August 12, 2012 04:01 PM (tQHzJ)

252 35 -- No one "stole" $700 billion in Medicare funds. Cuts were made on the PROVIDER side - namely crony pork to insurers for Medicare Advantage (the old Medicare Part C). The government has no business doling out funds to insurers for admin costs.

Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at August 12, 2012 04:01 PM (2w4BM)

253 let's compare Ryan's six-pack abs with Biden's?

Biden's is a keg.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 04:01 PM (MMC8r)

254 250 Paul Ryan's favorite exercise is dangling senior citizens off bridges.

And taking away their condoms!

Posted by: Sandra Slut at August 12, 2012 04:02 PM (3ZjAP)

255 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 04:02 PM (6o4Fb)

256 249 @247

WTF? I thought you were a "concerned conservative christian".

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 08:00 PM (3ZjAP)

Yeah, that too. Whatever I have to do to get Axelrod to suck my cock and pay me 500 bucks.

Posted by: Life long Republican at August 12, 2012 04:02 PM (oiJah)

257 All this for a flag.

Posted by: Moochelle at August 12, 2012 04:03 PM (lzvtR)

258 ObamaCare repeal wasn't on Mitt's 5-point list.

I can't believe I'm defending Mitt but the Day One ad has been playing down here for months and one of the items in that is something about repealing ObamaCare.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 12, 2012 04:03 PM (Gk3SS)

259 Mitt is on fucking fire!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 12, 2012 04:03 PM (3ZjAP)

260 The government has no business ~~doling out funds to insurers for admin costs.~~ in healthcare.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 04:03 PM (MMC8r)

261 Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at August 12, 2012 08:01 PM (2w4BM)

Obama slashed Medicare.

Choke on it.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2012 04:03 PM (xSegX)

262 Paul Ryan doesn't help little old ladies across the street; he trips them and then takes their purses.

Posted by: RushBabe at August 12, 2012 04:03 PM (tQHzJ)

263 Breaking on Twitter: Sarah Palin will not speak in Tampa. 'This is a good year for other voices to speak.'

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 12, 2012 04:03 PM (caAEA)

264 254 MJR,

The Federal Govt has no business interfering with the price dynamic as much as they do AT ALL....

Barack stole 700 billion in medicare funds, we're gonna protect those 54 and over from further damage.

Denude that in a soundbite donks.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 04:04 PM (LRFds)

265 IT IS ON!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 12, 2012 04:04 PM (3ZjAP)

266 Apparently Mitt doesn't need a teleprompter. Pretty good speech on Fox.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at August 12, 2012 04:04 PM (VrVBw)

267 et's compare Ryan's six-pack abs with Biden's?

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 12, 2012 07:57 PM (p3a8+)

girl, that's a 12-pack . . . when he's biden's age, it'll be a 6-pack, plus his brain will still work! eleventy!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:04 PM (kpCLl)

268 I havrn't been this excited since I gave Sandra Fluke a roaring case of oral Chlamydia.

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at August 12, 2012 04:04 PM (oiJah)

269 Wait, I thought they didn't start kicking ass till after labor day.

Simply fucking wow. Barry pack your shit.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 12, 2012 04:05 PM (3ZjAP)

270 96.
Oh! I know that one. Run Toward the ambush.

Posted by: Pecos at August 12, 2012 04:05 PM (2Gb0y)

271 Dayum, Mitt brought the patriotism. He must've listened to Rush or Levin or whoever it was that was hammering away at him to do so.

Posted by: RushBabe at August 12, 2012 04:05 PM (tQHzJ)

272 hot damn! they are both hockey moms!

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 12, 2012 04:06 PM (p3a8+)

273 Piltdown warming: Pure science no matter how much fraud is discovered.

Math: A "soft" science that really can't be trusted.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 12, 2012 04:06 PM (04fgZ)

274 Biden's abs is comparable to one of those plastic wine bladders.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 12, 2012 04:06 PM (zrpqj)

275 272 Pecos,

Motion to Task Move to contact.....

Death by wire, armor afire.

11h10

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 04:06 PM (LRFds)

276 Pack your shit, Barry and Mooch. And your old MIL, too.

Try not to steal too much, although Mitt and Ann can well afford to replace. Unlike you two grifters.

See ya!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 04:06 PM (UOM48)

277 It's different than 2008. Both GOP candidates want to win.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 04:06 PM (u3Rkr)

278 Paul Ryan is going to deliver Wisconsin's electoral votes.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 04:06 PM (P6QsQ)

279 Paul Ryan intercepts letters from your grandchildren and tears them up, laughing.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 04:06 PM (MMC8r)

280 "Obama slashed Medicare.

Choke on it."

The other the riposte is that "Well, Ryan did too!"

Hey Madcow: Only the Democrats have -ever- voted to raid the Medicare piggy bank. Ryan didn't shove the money back -in-. But he's not the one that took it -out-. Moron.

Posted by: Al at August 12, 2012 04:06 PM (MzQOZ)

281 ""Barry's styrofoam columns are for sale on ebay.

Bidding is up to $3.12.""

.....and free shipping

Posted by: Berserker at August 12, 2012 04:06 PM (FMbng)

282 I bet the MFM is really pissed that Romney is using Kid Rock's music. They aren't going to get to put up any articles about how the musician demands that the campaign stops using their song with him.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 04:07 PM (GULKT)

283

Whoa Mitt at a barn burner in Wisconson homecoming for Ryan.

Reagan-Mr.Gorbachoev tear down this wall!

Romney-Mr.President get your campaign out of the gutter!!!111

Posted by: sonnyspats at August 12, 2012 04:07 PM (Qr9Rc)

284 I think we're down to "Smart {ampersand} Smarter v. Dumb {ampersand} Dumber" at this point. America? Don't fuck up (again) this time, okay?

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:07 PM (kpCLl)

285 Love that Ryan is a Scout dad.

MFM scrunt: "Congressman Ryan!!!! Why do you hate gay Scout Masters???"

Ryan should reply: "Sandusky" and walk away.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 04:08 PM (UOM48)

286

Let's compare Ryan's six-pack abs with Biden's?

So that means Ryan will bring the six-pack and Slow Joe will bring the pizza dough.

Posted by: RushBabe at August 12, 2012 04:08 PM (tQHzJ)

287

Wow, a gramma just landed on my roof. Dang that Ryan guy.

He scared my kitteh, the fiend.

BTW <iEscape from New Yorki> on BBC America/fap

Posted by: JimboHoffa at August 12, 2012 04:08 PM (dAfqy)

288 That looks like Greek to me.

Posted by: Al at August 12, 2012 04:08 PM (MzQOZ)

289 Reporters confirm - no teleprompters.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 04:09 PM (P6QsQ)

290 Ryan unleashed something in Romney.

Posted by: madamex at August 12, 2012 04:09 PM (e9LVX)

291 Reagan-Mr.Gorbachoev tear down this wall!
Romney-Mr.President get your campaign out of the gutter!!!111

Peaches-Mr. Ryan, tear off that shirt!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:09 PM (kpCLl)

292 Oooops

Posted by: JimboHoffa at August 12, 2012 04:09 PM (dAfqy)

293 Paul Ryan cancelled 'Matlock.'

MAAAAAATTTTTTLLOOOCCCKK!!!

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 04:09 PM (MMC8r)

294 The wookie's scheduled for Jay Leno this week. These whores never give up!

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 04:09 PM (tlhtD)

295 Well, the shrimp are steamed and cooling a bit, and the corn's done.

It's a beautiful evening in South Georgia.

Later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 04:09 PM (UOM48)

296 America, the last four years have really sucked. Time for some R & R.

Posted by: Roy at August 12, 2012 04:09 PM (tiOTz)

297 BTW, guess who is going to be at the Iowa State Fair tomorrow? Yup. Congressman Math.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2012 04:10 PM (xSegX)

298 Oh noes, Ryan EnFuego!

That will be Paul Ryan's new name.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 04:10 PM (Pyl/0)

299 'Night, Jane!! {{{{{}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:10 PM (kpCLl)

300 Time for a song!

http://tinyurl.com/2f8bqs

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 12, 2012 04:10 PM (3ZjAP)

301 I read on the internets that Ryan likes to flick the neck wattles on senior citizens and laugh at them.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 04:10 PM (6o4Fb)

302 AmishDude, that fair anywhere near you.....you going?

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 04:10 PM (X6akg)

303 Oh, and One More Thing. My husband golfs a million times better than the SCOAMF. He would have beat Barry's ass on the Ocean Course at Kiawah. Easily.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 04:11 PM (UOM48)

304 BTW, Ryan will be visiting Florida next week.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 12, 2012 04:11 PM (caAEA)

305 Paul Ryan tells your grandkids not to listen to your stories.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 04:12 PM (MMC8r)

306

"BURN THE MATH WITCH"

Ummm...

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 12, 2012 04:12 PM (bf+1U)

307 I bet Rubio will be a part of that Flahrida visit . . . he knows which side his bread is buttered on. You know he's part of the dealio.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:12 PM (kpCLl)

308 Breaking News : Ryan promised elementary school girlfriend he would marry her, and buy her gum.. He did not marry her, gum claim unproven. Can he be trusted?

Posted by: CNN at August 12, 2012 04:12 PM (4cRnj)

309 Plus, Jeb will go all out. I think we can take Florida.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:13 PM (kpCLl)

310 They just said on the Fox6 stream that Obama will be in Iowa tomorrow too.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 04:13 PM (X6akg)

311 Obama also going to Des Moines Iowa tomorrow. News reporters say that is not a coincidence. Ryan wants to go toe to toe with Barry.

It's on.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 04:13 PM (P6QsQ)

312 Tami you are too quick for me! LOL !

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 04:14 PM (P6QsQ)

313 Here's some fever talking: RR takes MA.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 04:14 PM (u3Rkr)

314 like donkey kong!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:14 PM (kpCLl)

315 Courtesy of my wife - Mitt's the shit!

Posted by: Tim Down South at August 12, 2012 04:14 PM (mcu+p)

316 285 I bet the MFM is really pissed that Romney is using Kid Rock's music. They aren't going to get to put up any articles about how the musician demands that the campaign stops using their song with him. What song?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 04:14 PM (GEICT)

317 @ZekeJMiller 4 mins
Ryan reveals heÂ’s going to Ohio to his old college campus

GOP on a college campus, this should be very interesting

Posted by: Jose at August 12, 2012 04:15 PM (srIqv)

318 It's too bad that Paul Ryan smears cooking oil on the bocce balls at the Villages. He's so mean like that.

Posted by: RushBabe at August 12, 2012 04:15 PM (tQHzJ)

319 163 The lead story in every sports cast on every station when there is a PGA event is "Tigers in the hunt".

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 04:15 PM (6o4Fb)

320 Paul Ryan pays people to get in line in front of you at the Post Office.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 04:15 PM (MMC8r)

321 315 Tami you are too quick for me! LOL !

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 08:14 PM (P6QsQ)

Yours was a bit more in depth than mine.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 04:15 PM (X6akg)

322 BREAKING NEWS: Paul Ryan once did not return a shopping cart to it's proper place at Krogers - MSNBC

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 12, 2012 04:16 PM (DU15A)

323

I just saw where Romney got $5 million since the announcement of Ryan as his VP. Wow! I think people are excited.

I know I am.

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 12, 2012 04:16 PM (oLgLE)

324

Agenda dismantled from the start

Rammed medicine man down your throat

Suprise your worst nightmare sniff sniff smell the fear

will you win the vote

depends

Posted by: guy what don't know haiku at August 12, 2012 04:16 PM (Qr9Rc)

325 Interesting, Paul Cameron explains the troll story and how Mitt shoved it up Barry's ass.

"Mr President it time to get you campaign out of the gutter."

Translation, EAT ME.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 04:16 PM (3ZjAP)

326 So. Did I tell ya's or did I tell ya's.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 04:16 PM (P6QsQ)

327 Already seeing lots of Romney stickers here in FL.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 12, 2012 04:16 PM (bf+1U)

328 Paul Ryan hides the balls with your numbers at bingo every week.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 04:17 PM (MMC8r)

329 BREAKING NEWS: Paul Ryan once put regular trash in a recycling container - MSNBC

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 12, 2012 04:17 PM (DU15A)

330 Barry told me to start working out because they are going to need me shirtless.

Posted by: Veep Joe Biden at August 12, 2012 04:17 PM (6o4Fb)

331 Breaking News : Ryan leaves toilet seat up---source. Why does Ryan hate women?

Posted by: CNN at August 12, 2012 04:18 PM (4cRnj)

332 People! We have a serious problem here.

All the kick-ass Republican statesmen are in WI. This cannot stand! The 1/50th of the USA cannot horde all the wealth!!!!

OCCUPY WI! Pay your fair share of good'unz!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 12, 2012 04:18 PM (Q/1Jp)

333 I just saw where Romney got$5 million since the announcement o

Awesome! It was $3.5 in the first 24 hours, that means another $1.5 mill today.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:18 PM (kpCLl)

334 Ya'll know that as bad as it's been so far, it is about to get really bad. These wild animals from Chicago are feeling backed into a corner and desperate, they're not gonna role over and die.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 04:18 PM (tlhtD)

335 choke on it, barry!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:18 PM (kpCLl)

336 O/T @rollcall Darrell Issa to Sue Eric Holder Monday via @j_strong http://t.co/NADmYoID

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at August 12, 2012 04:18 PM (YjDyJ)

337 Hey Girl!

Posted by: Veep Joe Biden at August 12, 2012 04:19 PM (6o4Fb)

338 BREAKING NEWS: Paul Ryan once did not return a shopping cart to it's proper place at Krogers - MSNBC

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 12, 2012 08:16 PM (DU15A)

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See how they lie? There isn't even a Kroger's store IN Janesville!!

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 04:19 PM (P6QsQ)

339 AmishDude, that fair anywhere near you.....you going?

Tami, I might. The Iowa State Fair is an hour away. (Have to allow time for parking, etc.) I have a ton of crap to do before the semester starts, but if my buddy wants to go, I'll go.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2012 04:19 PM (xSegX)

340

210 Paul Ryan hollowed out my grandmother to use her as a canoe.
Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 07:43 PM (MMC8r)

It's my understanding she deserved it. I could be mistaken though.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at August 12, 2012 04:19 PM (YYyqq)

341 I want to order at least a dozen of the MATH t-shirts.

Posted by: Fresh at August 12, 2012 04:20 PM (O7ksG)

342 337 WF,

Had McCain not folded, had we not endured 8 years of Bush rage, had Schumer not blown up the world we may have beaten him because of the barely concealed rage in the guy....

It slipped out but people wanted to believe....

now the guy has been in place for 4 years....we don't need to define him, he defined himself.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 04:20 PM (LRFds)

343 BREAKING NEWS: Paul Ryan once did not return a shopping cart to it's proper place at Krogers - MSNBC

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 12, 2012 08:16 PM (DU15A)

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See how they lie? There isn't even a Kroger's store IN Janesville!!

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 08:19 PM (P6QsQ)

Heh

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 12, 2012 04:20 PM (DU15A)

344 Sam Adams is a big dingle berry.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 12, 2012 04:20 PM (ZOf1l)

345 Paul Ryan breaks into homes just to steal kids piggybanks...and no, he doesn't do it to help balance the budget. He does it because he's mean...really, really mean.

Posted by: billygoat at August 12, 2012 04:20 PM (koMEC)

346 Love iowaHawk's comment: "Paul Ryan represents Obama's most horrifying nightmare: Math." So true...apparently liberals can't add and subtract. They only know how to multiply (the deficit) and divide (the electorate).

Posted by: CarolLK at August 12, 2012 04:21 PM (2mYTU)

347 Has anyone here watched/watching the 60 Minutes show? Someone fill us in.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2012 04:21 PM (Dx7Bq)

348 Keep praying for the protection of both of them. Seriously. That's how badly I think of team obama.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2012 04:21 PM (8gp1/)

349 Paul Ryan rides to work in a buggy pulled by a team of twenty grandmothers.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 04:21 PM (MMC8r)

350 My wife is enjoying her wine this evening.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 12, 2012 04:22 PM (ZOf1l)

351 Oh,and though Tiger finished 11the(!),he still is one of the 3 guys they mention.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 04:22 PM (6o4Fb)

352 320: Ryan's alma mater is Miami OH, a pretty conservative student body. Known to the locals as J.Crew U, where most of the students are from the Cincy suburbs and private high schools. There may be some hecklers, but bring it on.

Posted by: Brick Top at August 12, 2012 04:22 PM (I7k9v)

353

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 08:09 PM (kpCLl)

torso-shirt =6pak

Posted by: Mr. Ryan at August 12, 2012 04:22 PM (Qr9Rc)

354 Barry told me to start working out because they are going to need me shirtless. Posted by: Veep Joe Biden at August 12, 2012 08:17 PM (6o4Fb) -------------------------------------------------------- http://www.theonion.com/articles/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-white-house-dri,2718/ Lookin' good Choo Choo Joey!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 04:22 PM (jucos)

355

BREAKING NEWS: Paul Ryan let his kids drink soda at a BBQ in 2006.- MSNBC

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 12, 2012 04:22 PM (DU15A)

356 Breaking News : Paul Ryan seen in Colorado just months before Joker shooting. Coincidence?

Posted by: CNN at August 12, 2012 04:22 PM (4cRnj)

357 Obama also going to Des Moines Iowa tomorrow. News reporters say that is not a coincidence. Ryan wants to go toe to toe with Barry.

Yeah, but O won't do the fair. There won't be anything close to a direct confrontation, but I think I see the strategy, steal the local headlines from the paper and the local TV.

Force the MSM to give R^2 equal time.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2012 04:22 PM (xSegX)

358 All the kick-ass Republican statesmen are in WI. This cannot stand! The 1/50th of the USA cannot horde all the wealth!!!!

OCCUPY WI! Pay your fair share of good'unz!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2012 08:18 PM (Q/1Jp)

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The weird thing is that all these guys live within about 40 miles of each other. With the exception of Ron Johnson who's way far away in Oshkosh. Like another 35 miles out.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 04:23 PM (P6QsQ)

359

Newsflash:

Soptic tanks

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at August 12, 2012 04:23 PM (oiJah)

360 350 Not much to it Doc. Kind of like a local news interview program. The homecoming rally otoh was awseome.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 04:23 PM (tlhtD)

361 OT/ These Olympics ceremonies are reminding of a college art major's project in modern sculpture.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 12, 2012 04:23 PM (zrpqj)

362 Paul Ryan said Lawrence Welk 'sucks.'

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 04:23 PM (MMC8r)

363 These Olympics ceremonies are reminding of a college art major's project in modern sculpture.

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Ya, what kind of crap is that going on there? I can hardly stand to listen to it.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 04:25 PM (P6QsQ)

364 >>>Yeah, but O won't do the fair. Why does 0bama hate corn dogs? Oh yeah -- they're not real dogs.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2012 04:25 PM (Dx7Bq)

365 Paul Ryan once ate bag of Taco Bell burritos before going to a screening of Koyaanisqatsi only to let fly with 5 fuzzies in rapid succession.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 12, 2012 04:25 PM (Q/1Jp)

366 "but I think I see the strategy, steal the local headlines from the paper and the local TV."

And... if they decide "Ok, let's give JOE FREAKING BIDEN his 1/4 of the time..."

That's just win, win, win.

Posted by: Al at August 12, 2012 04:25 PM (MzQOZ)

367 5(FIVE!!) fundraisers for Barky today.Good thing everything in the country and the world is going smoothly eh? At one of his five Chicago fundraisers today, President Obama made his first remarks about his budgetary arch-nemesis, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.), entering the presidential race as Mitt RomneyÂ’s No. 2. One of the events Â— and the most expensive, at $40,000 a head Â— will be at ObamaÂ’s Hyde Park home, where heÂ’s staying for two nights. The Gen44 fundraising reception was billed as an event with 1,000 people at the Bridgeport Arts Center, but The New York TimesÂ’ Jodi Kantor tweeted: Â“At Obama fundraiser in Chicago. Admission only $51, but room is half full.Â” As soon as Obama mentioned that Ryan, Â“the ideological leader of the Republicans in Congress,Â” had gotten the nod from Romney, the audience began booing. Â“No, no, no, no. Look, I want to congratulate Congressman Ryan. I know him. I welcome him to the race,Â” the president said. Â“Congressman Ryan is a decent man. He is a family man. HeÂ’s an articulate spokesman for Governor RomneyÂ’s vision. But itÂ’s a vision that I fundamentally disagree with.Â” Obama and Ryan have long had public fundamental disagreements, most notably tangling at the 2010 heathcare summit. Obama did not mention Ryan further in his speech, nor did he mention Medicare.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 04:25 PM (6o4Fb)

368 Where the shitt is vic?

Posted by: just another dave at August 12, 2012 04:26 PM (BhXWJ)

369

These Olympics ceremonies are reminding of a college art major's project in modern sculpture.

Yeah it's like somebody handed over a blank check and said, "go to it".

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 04:26 PM (2d71t)

370 THIS JUST IN: Paul Ryan admits to using cheap shampoo on his hair.

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 12, 2012 04:26 PM (DU15A)

371 Ryan unleashed something in Romney. ------------------------------------------ Ryan's not afraid to call Obama a loser 30 different ways. Gives Mitt some steel in the spine.

Posted by: Nukie at August 12, 2012 04:27 PM (AzwZn)

372 Paul Ryan puts the skin on pudding.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 04:27 PM (MMC8r)

373 @351

True dat.

Also heard Paul Ryan drank a Coke in front of Mitt.

The smell of caffeine set him on fire. AKA speech tonight.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 04:27 PM (3ZjAP)

374 319 285 I bet the MFM is really pissed that Romney is using Kid Rock's music. They aren't going to get to put up any articles about how the musician demands that the campaign stops using their song with him.

What song?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 08:14 PM (GEICT)

Born Free. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu3rsha1ZtI

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 04:27 PM (GULKT)

375 Little Bobby Costas said the opening ceremonies were "much acclaimed", whatever the hell that means. The closing ceremonies suck just as bad.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 04:27 PM (tlhtD)

376 350 Has anyone here watched/watching the 60 Minutes show? Someone fill us in.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2012 08:21 PM (Dx7Bq)

Morley Safer (sic) did the interview. RR blasted every question out of the park. Really hit the JEF hard and did not let up! Very optimistic message.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at August 12, 2012 04:27 PM (YYyqq)

377 will be at ObamaÂ’s Hyde Park home, where heÂ’s staying for two nights.

I wonder how much that's gonna cost me . . .

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:27 PM (kpCLl)

378 Soon Adam Smith and Barack Obama can swap stories about getting fired in 2012.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 04:27 PM (u3Rkr)

379 thanks. ammo

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2012 04:28 PM (Dx7Bq)

380 Try not to steal too much, although Mitt and Ann can well afford to replace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 08:06 PM (UOM4

I'm wondering how many antique vases and other breakables (that belong to the nation, not the current residents) have hit the walls in the last couple of years. Both of them seem like the type to throw/break things when upset, which I'm guessing they have been a lot lately.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 04:28 PM (JB7VT)

381 Paul Ryan admits, he only bench presses 350 lbs, not 360 lbs.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 04:28 PM (3ZjAP)

382 378 Sometimes being consistent is NOT a good thing.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 04:28 PM (tlhtD)

383 Just flipping channels this morning and Geraldo had a geeky yearbook picture of Ryan up.HS I guess,though he looked even younger.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 04:29 PM (6o4Fb)

384 Ha Ha the Queen said, "I'm not wasting another night on that horseshit".

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 04:29 PM (2d71t)

385 HS I guess,though he looked even younger.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 08:29 PM (6o4Fb)

steevy, the further you get from HS, the younger it looks. don't ask me how i know.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:29 PM (kpCLl)

386 What election is she talking about?

In her speech today at an LA fundraiser at Gwen Stefani's home, Michelle Obama said that her husband needs everybody's help because "this election will be even closer than the last one."

What kind of information wall does she live behind?

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at August 12, 2012 04:30 PM (PH+2B)

387 Polliwogette, we can hope that Michelle takes her garden with her as she leaves the White House for the last time.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 04:31 PM (Pyl/0)

388 The weird thing is that all these guys live within about 40 miles of each other. With the exception of Ron Johnson who's way far away in Oshkosh. Like another 35 miles out. Posted by: mama winger

The Koch Bros. must have genetically engineered this outcome. The Boys from Rock County....

Pure evil.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 12, 2012 04:31 PM (Q/1Jp)

389 A carbomb with Batman and Robin. Priceless.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 04:31 PM (tlhtD)

390 Breaking News : Small, hairy creature wearing "Romney/Rubio 2012 t-shirt" seen rummaging through Paul Ryan's trash, looking for dirt.

Posted by: CNN at August 12, 2012 04:31 PM (4cRnj)

391 How long will this mania continue? THINK, People! Presidential candidate is a Mormon. Veep candidate is from Wisconsin.

Where they say "A Jell-O mold in every fridge", that's not a promise; it's compulsory!

Fight Big Gelatin!!!

Posted by: fluffy at August 12, 2012 04:31 PM (z9HTb)

392 Sources tell me Paul Ryans dog has been heard barking racist comments

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 12, 2012 04:31 PM (DU15A)

393 Madness sucked in the 80's, they are even worst now.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 04:31 PM (jucos)

394 Cool! Points for Madness.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 04:31 PM (2d71t)

395 It's funny, but 2 weeks ago the Obama campaign was catching heat for negative ads. Some of their poll numbers went down. I read that Obama was going to recalibrate and display his nicer, more hopeful side. He was going to pivot to a more positive message. it never happened. F*cker just can't do it. You cannot fake being an American.

Posted by: Nukie at August 12, 2012 04:32 PM (AzwZn)

396 389 Fuckin Gwen Stefani,no talent,flat chested bitch.Mooch should eat her.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 04:32 PM (6o4Fb)

397 https://www.facebook.com/EricLennert64/posts/123577367788392?notif_t=like

Posted by: Evilpens at August 12, 2012 04:32 PM (ck76k)

398 It just occurred to me: Ryan went to Miami U. in Ohio.

Ohio.

Mitt, you magnificent bastard, you covered all the bases, didn't you?

Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2012 04:33 PM (xSegX)

399 Paul Ryan is the reason they don't make music like that any more.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 04:33 PM (MMC8r)

400 Well the only Gwen CD I have is when No Doubt first broke through. Wonder if we can adapt 'I'm Just a Girl' for pics of Barry throwing and wearing his mom jeans?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 04:33 PM (Pyl/0)

401 I see the Brits are giving Beijing a run for the worst closing ceremonies ever.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 12, 2012 04:34 PM (KCvsd)

402 389 Fuckin Gwen Stefani,no talent,flat chested bitch.Mooch should eat her. Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 08:32 PM (6o4Fb) ---------------------------------------------------- She had some pretty good sized cans after dropping her crotch fruit.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 04:34 PM (jucos)

403 No wonder the British Empire collapsed.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 04:34 PM (tlhtD)

404 Olympic Closing Ceremonies. Looks like a talent show in a psych ward.

Posted by: Nukie at August 12, 2012 04:35 PM (AzwZn)

405 WTF. I used to like this song.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 04:35 PM (2d71t)

406 We need a closing ceremonies thread stat.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2012 04:35 PM (4cRnj)

407 Orange head Klan? WTF?

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 04:35 PM (tlhtD)

408 Harry Potter looks like shit and can't sing.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2012 04:36 PM (4cRnj)

409 Paul Ryan choreographed the Olympics.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 04:36 PM (MMC8r)

410 Closing ceremonies appear to have found some lost strange music video performances from the 1980s. Origami bicycles and the Wizard of Oz to a 1980s funk beat. WTF?!

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 12, 2012 04:36 PM (KCvsd)

411 I once lived this exact ceremony after some bad 'shrooms in college.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 04:36 PM (jucos)

412 If Paul Ryan had run the Olympics the ceremonies would have lasted exactly 30 minutes each. Time is money, do the math.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 04:37 PM (Pyl/0)

413 401 It just occurred to me: Ryan went to Miami U. in Ohio.

Ohio.

Mitt, you magnificent bastard, you covered all the bases, didn't you?

Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2012 08:33 PM (xSegX)

Watch the liberals try to attack him by Miami's mascot formerly being "The Redskins"

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 04:37 PM (GULKT)

414 Excerpt from Ed Driscoll at PJM. Yesterday at Commentary, John Podhoretz explored Â“Paul Ryan and Liberal Glee.Â” As Podhoretz wrote, Â“Doubtless, Ryan has provided some subject matter for Democratic attacks. But so, in different ways, would anyone else on Mitt RomneyÂ’s short list:Â” More important is the quality of the glee itself. ItÂ’s an ongoing liberal political-character flaw. So insulated a are many, if not most, American liberals that they simply presume that which they despise is inherently despicable, and that what they fear is inherently fearful. As they gather in their echo chamber, all they hear are voices resounding with the monstrousness of redesigning Medicare and the parlousness of cutting the federal budget. They genuinely do not know that budget cutting is popular, even if only in theory, and that tens of millions of voters do understand the notion that the government is living far beyond its means. From what we can gather, in fact, these are exactly the sorts of ideas that speak to independent voters and have since the days of Ross Perot. Ryan is a formidable presence in American politics. Generally speaking, formidable players do formidable things. The glee of the Left suggests its folk are so excited by what the Obama campaign can dish out that they are unprepared for what Ryan and Romney can dish out right back.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 04:37 PM (6o4Fb)

415 My husband and I just saw Romney and Ryan at Waukesha! They ROCKED IT!

Posted by: Cheribebe at August 12, 2012 04:38 PM (uEJ/a)

416 Surely the audience didn't pay for this.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 04:38 PM (tlhtD)

417

+I once lived this exact ceremony after some bad 'shrooms in college.+

nice one

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 04:38 PM (2d71t)

418 Boy bands + 1980's music = shit sandwich.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2012 04:38 PM (4cRnj)

419 Born Free. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu3rsha1ZtI Good stuff. Good, upbeat song for rallies. I think it would make a good theme..."As Americans we were given the priceless gift of being Born Free. Congressman Ryan and I will work tirelessly to preserve that freedom and return it to where it belongs. The American People."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 04:39 PM (GEICT)

420 Stomp. Worst bullshit thing I ever sat through, except for "Cats".

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 04:39 PM (2d71t)

421

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2012 08:21 PM (8gp1/)

For that matter, pray for O's protection as well. That's how badly *I* think of "progressives".

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 04:39 PM (JB7VT)

422 Paul Ryan discovered "One Direction".

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 12, 2012 04:39 PM (zrpqj)

423 My husband and I just saw Romney and Ryan at
Waukesha!
They ROCKED IT!

Posted by: Cheribebe at August 12, 2012 08:38 PM (uEJ/a)

You were there??? So jealous!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:39 PM (kpCLl)

424 Dr. Spank - http://youtu.be/YaryoE7NHTY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 04:40 PM (Pyl/0)

425 What's next Calypso Louis on the steel drum?

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 04:40 PM (tlhtD)

426 BLOODY AWFUL !

Posted by: Nukie at August 12, 2012 04:40 PM (AzwZn)

427 OOOOOOOOOOOOO this is so edgy.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 04:40 PM (jucos)

428 This is a tribute to London's street sweepers union? The fuck?

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 04:41 PM (X6akg)

429 Lets not go all the way.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2012 04:41 PM (4cRnj)

430 Stomp. Worst bullshit thing I ever sat through, except for "Cats".

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 08:39 PM (2d71t)

Why do you keep subjecting yourself to that kinda shit? Are you married? That is sad.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:41 PM (kpCLl)

431 It's like a bad car wreck, you can't look away.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 04:41 PM (tlhtD)

432 Paul Ryan and I trade recipes.

Posted by: hannibal lecter at August 12, 2012 04:42 PM (Kiuwl)

433 The closing ceremonies had kids singing "Imagine". "Closing ceremonyÂ’s utter disgrace" http://tinyurl.com/8nugmpd

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2012 04:43 PM (Dx7Bq)

434 I once sat through a Sandi Patty concert because I wanted to get into some girls pants. I WAS definately worse than this. They never lowered the house lights and I never got what I wanted.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 04:43 PM (jucos)

435

Paul Ryan graduated from Miami (Oxford, Ohio). P.J. O'Rourke graduated from Miami University (Oxford, Ohio).

Coincidence?

About 25 years apart, but there is a plan in there somewhere.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...free Miss Marple! at August 12, 2012 04:43 PM (sJTmU)

436 417 steevy,

they are NOT going to observe at all....

there are rules

Observe
Orient
Decide
Act

You need each phase but the bats will keep skipping Observe and as such the rest is moot...

we get inside their cycle enough their ads are in fact going to be OUR ads....

trust me, Romney is BEGGING for Mediscare

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 04:45 PM (LRFds)

437

Wait! this won't work!

I just heard Barack Obama say we have to cut the deficit, and tax cuts for millionaires by Romney and those wascally Wepublicans won't work!

Well, slam the door! The election is over.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...free Miss Marple! at August 12, 2012 04:45 PM (sJTmU)

438 437 Ahh,the shit we'll do for a chance at the nookie.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 04:45 PM (6o4Fb)

439

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 08:31 PM (Pyl/0)

I'd hope she'd eat the contents, but why make life easy for her so loving husband?

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 04:45 PM (JB7VT)

440 422 Peaches,

men will do a lot for pu**y.....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 04:46 PM (LRFds)

441 no offense meant ma'am

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 04:46 PM (LRFds)

442 Peaches--you answered your first question with your second question.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 04:46 PM (2d71t)

443 Hey, just found out there is an AoSHQ face book page. I requested a membership, but my face book page is not my nick.

Let Bubba Smith in!

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 04:46 PM (3ZjAP)

444

Yes, the Romney-Ryan campaign is going to get inside of the Obama OODA loop.

And probably get into Joe Biden's Fruit Loops.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...free Miss Marple! at August 12, 2012 04:47 PM (sJTmU)

445 424 Polli,

I do, I also pray he lives long enough to see his every overstep undone.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 04:47 PM (LRFds)

446 No seriously... That looks like a real shirt. I go back to school next week. I can't say I'd wear the shirt but I could do some ninja posterage of ladies bathrooms if someone could get me a good picture of that. Please? (I do not know why this is where posters go, but it seems to be where they go.)

Posted by: Synova at August 12, 2012 04:47 PM (7/PU+)

447 Ugh, was watching the music video for Joy Ride by Roxette... until there was this scary looking teddy bear that was reading a book. I thought of Harry Reid...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 04:48 PM (Pyl/0)

448 When is Paul Ryan going to murder Bob Costas? Is Ryan slipping?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2012 04:48 PM (4cRnj)

449 men will do a lot for pu**y..... Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:46 PM (LRFds) ----------------------------------------------------- Yeah..... SANDI PATTY! I also went to see Dianna Ross and had decidedly different results.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 04:48 PM (jucos)

450 447 CJ,

I have this image of Biden with milk and cereal in his plugs now....

you just can't unsee some things

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 04:48 PM (LRFds)

451 Don't forget....the next city, Rio, does a bit at the end.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 04:48 PM (X6akg)

452 Lightbulbs on top of the derby hats. Yeah that makes sense.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 04:48 PM (tlhtD)

453 men will do a lot for pu**y.....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:46 PM (LRFds)

and, yet, so often, it is an exercise in futility (plus, how did you put me in that exchange??)

Plus, I think if R/R want a Kid Rock tune, it should be American Badass.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:48 PM (kpCLl)

454 Polliwogette, if she ate the garden.. well she would be pooping lead and mercury for a month afterwards.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 04:49 PM (Pyl/0)

455 MORE Ryan beefcake, please! (I know, I know, I shouldn't be greedy -- but the recent addition to the sidebar has only whetted my appetite!)

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at August 12, 2012 04:49 PM (F0o5k)

456 I've suggested this before and got shot down. While Mitt was governor of MA he refused a salary.

What if he, during his inaugural speech announced "I'm not going to accept a salary."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 04:49 PM (UOM48)

457 Jane D'oh or he accepts a $1 salary. And he promptly donates that $1 to a charity.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 04:50 PM (Pyl/0)

458 This is what we've come to?

Posted by: William Shakespeare at August 12, 2012 04:50 PM (ZOf1l)

459 What if he, during his inaugural speech announced "I'm not going to accept a salary."
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I like it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2012 04:50 PM (4cRnj)

460 I do love me some Ray Carles America the Beautiful.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 04:50 PM (tlhtD)

461 When is Paul Ryan going to murder Bob Costas? Is Ryan slipping?Posted by: Dr Spank

The slow blade penetrates the shield. For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 12, 2012 04:50 PM (Q/1Jp)

462 457 Peaches,

Sorry I have PTSD from two things....

1) a bi-polar mom who used to drag me off the top bunk by my hair at random intervals in the mid morning and go berzerk

2) CATS

I am more haunted by Cats and my Brit ex than my mom being a psycho....true story.

You have a good evening

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 04:50 PM (LRFds)

463 It's not like he needs that paltry $400 G's or whatever the fuck it is. Probably only complicate his tax situation, anyway.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:51 PM (kpCLl)

464 And what about Ryan Seacrest Mr Ryan, why is he still breathing?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2012 04:52 PM (4cRnj)

465 426 peaches, It was AMAZING!!! Easily 10k people ! We Were 5 feet away I have pictures! I cannot describe how great they were! Romney was Loose and animated! The crowd moved them Both to tears! Both of their wives were there, they were just perfect!

Posted by: Cheribebe at August 12, 2012 04:52 PM (uEJ/a)

466 @464 if they advertised like this (and built a car worth a shit) they might still be a non-fascist company!

Posted by: catman at August 12, 2012 04:53 PM (YKUmW)

467 Holding out for a hero - http://youtu.be/BVtaVrUAPK0

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 04:53 PM (Pyl/0)

468 video of the 9/11 flag being honored that Mitt referenced in his speeches today

http://youtu.be/CwJ1LvV47AQ

Posted by: Jose at August 12, 2012 04:53 PM (srIqv)

469 464 Ray Charles

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 04:53 PM (tlhtD)

470 We
Were 5 feet away I have pictures!

That is so cool, Cheribebe!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:54 PM (kpCLl)

471 Olympic Closing Ceremonies: Civilization Was Assaulted Tonight

Posted by: Nukie at August 12, 2012 04:54 PM (AzwZn)

472 cripes, sven, you are now on the peaches prayer list. {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:54 PM (kpCLl)

473 Plus, I think if R/R want a Kid Rock tune, it should be American Badass. No rogaine and the propane flows The chosen one I'm the living proof With the gift of gab From the city of truth

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 04:55 PM (GEICT)

474 Olympic Closing Ceremonies: War May Break Out In Europe Because Of This

Posted by: Nukie at August 12, 2012 04:55 PM (AzwZn)

475 Wow,the Olympics cost $14 billion that the limeys don't have.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 04:55 PM (6o4Fb)

476 t was AMAZING!!! Easily 10k people ! We
Were 5 feet away I have pictures!
I cannot describe how great they were! Romney was
Loose and animated! The crowd moved them
Both to tears!
Both of their wives were there, they were just perfect!

Posted by: Cheribebe at August 12, 2012 08:52 PM (uEJ/a)

__________

SO COOL!

How long did you have to wait to get in? Did you have to go way ahead of time?

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 04:55 PM (P6QsQ)

477 OK you morons I'm OUT! Even I have standards and now that no-one pre-registered the Democrat National Convention has been moved from the pool room in the back of the gay bar in Charlotte N.C. to the mens room in the back of the pool room in the back of the gay bar in Charlotte. No way am I heading after Barney heads from my knees on the floor full of gay piss.
Anyone know Paul Ryans number, I am sure he is still the stud he used to be when I had to supply him with condoms by the gross.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 12, 2012 04:55 PM (nonzP)

478 And he promptly donates that $1 to a charity.Posted by: Anna Puma

MSM Headline: "Pres. Skinflint donates $1 to charity."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 12, 2012 04:55 PM (Q/1Jp)

479 Damn. They'll never come to Savannah. Too many libs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 04:55 PM (UOM48)

480 How sweet, the athletes are entering the stadium with the people they've given VD.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2012 04:55 PM (4cRnj)

481 If Romney/Ryan win he election they will make a push to divert USOC funds towards competing in the Math Olympics.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 12, 2012 04:56 PM (zrpqj)

482 Cheribebe -

It looked like Paul was having a hard time keeping it together there at the beginning, eh?

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 04:56 PM (P6QsQ)

483 Good God, Pet Shop Boys?

Posted by: CDR M at August 12, 2012 04:56 PM (dKV5k)

484 Paul Ryan did NOT discover One Direction. I've known each of them for quite awhile, intimately. They first met in my hotel room.

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 12, 2012 04:57 PM (/YJYi)

485 MSM Headline: "Pres. Skinflint donates $1 to charity."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2012 08:55 PM (Q/1Jp)

Wouldn't that still be more than Barky and Sasquatch and Sloe Joe and the "doctor" combined?

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 04:57 PM (kpCLl)

486 I'm sorry to say I don't give a flying fuck about the closing of the Olympics. The fact that Barry is using our $$$$$ to fly his boy toy, Reggie Love there, pisses me the hell off.

Time to clean out the White House. Stanley Steamer? How about we just drape the whole thing in plastic and blast it for cooties.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 04:58 PM (UOM48)

487 476 Peaches,

really just for CATS which was inflicted on me by the ex...

I made my peace with mom, and a side effect of the coping with her is I read a LOT and was focused on being self-reliant as young as I could. The mentally ill do not choose to be that way, and even if I should have probably been with my dad instead it is long past and she has passed on. Best thing I ever did was make my peace with her and move on and enjoy what time we had left.

The therapy I went to after she died help me put her abuse in a perspective that none of my siblings have.

If I only ever impart one piece of advice to anyone it would be, "make you peace with your parents I have never seen anyone win an argument with a headstone.

Thanks for the kind thoughts,
sven

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 04:58 PM (LRFds)

488 Yes. We should fight. Not just put on a show. We owe it to the minutemen the doughboys the GI's etc. it's go time.

Posted by: Simpleton at August 12, 2012 04:59 PM (za3QZ)

489 I do, I also pray he lives long enough to see his every overstep undone.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:47 PM (LRFds)

Absolutely. Finding out just how hideous he'll look in an orange jumpsuit would be awesome as well.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 04:59 PM (JB7VT)

490 That's it. This Olympic thing is so bad I'm switching over to ESPN. It's the Mets and the Braves. I hate the Mets and the Braves. But I hate this One World LSD trip more.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 04:59 PM (P6QsQ)

491 Oooh! Some good news! Our son has "turned" a black, female Marine Obamabot! She's totally re-thought her vote.

*sniff* I love that kid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 05:00 PM (UOM48)

492 Who was she lookin' at? my god! she was smokin' She was certainly giving the cameraman a boner..

Posted by: catman at August 12, 2012 05:00 PM (NYdB8)

493 Mama winger, we were there at 3pm , the speakers started at 5:35 it was all done buy 7:10 We are now headed home! We were so close! It was just an outstanding experience!

Posted by: Cheribebe at August 12, 2012 05:00 PM (uEJ/a)

494 Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 08:55 PM (P6QsQ) Hey Mama! My lib mom-in-law is in Janesville; we go every Christmas (maybe I can sneak away next time for a mini-midwest + New Yorker moron meet up?). So stoked about Ryan!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2012 05:00 PM (vADKn)

495 Shark Week!!! Air Jaws Apocalypse?!??!? Fap fap fap fap

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 05:01 PM (GEICT)

496 We are now headed home!
We were so close! It was just an outstanding experience!

Posted by: Cheribebe at August 12, 2012 09:00 PM (uEJ/a)

Were you near the troll? If so, did you biff him?

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 05:01 PM (X6akg)

497 ""(Rory sunk a birdie on the 18th hole to win)"""

Or....sunk a birdie to win by a record margin, eclipsing Arnold Palmers record for the open. Something like an 8 stroke win vs a 5 or 6 stroke win. Can't remember the details after happy hour. But it wasn't a putt "to win".

just sayin... : )

Posted by: pet at August 12, 2012 05:02 PM (wo0PU)

498

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 08:49 PM (Pyl/0)

You say that likes it's a *bad* thing.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 05:02 PM (JB7VT)

499 This will be the first time in four years that I can be proud of America.

Posted by: sTevo at August 12, 2012 05:02 PM (VMcEw)

500 502 Pet,

but but Tiger....

//Stuart Scott Golf fan some times...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 05:02 PM (LRFds)

501 I remember in Elizabeth Moon's Paks world, the greatest thing the elves feared was suffering the attention of Gitres the Unmaker. An evil god who will even erase your name from existence.

Perhaps Obama should suffer that fate. To be undone and forgotten.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 05:03 PM (Pyl/0)

502 J.J. -

That would be awesome!

---------------

Cheribebe - I am so jealous.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 05:03 PM (P6QsQ)

503 That's it. This Olympic thing is so bad I'm switching over to ESPN.

The new eps for Shark Week just started and Galaxy Quest is just starting on one of the Cinemax channels.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 12, 2012 05:03 PM (Gk3SS)

504 !!!!!

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 12, 2012 05:04 PM (zrpqj)

505 Oooh! Some good news! Our son has "turned" a black, female Marine Obamabot! She's totally re-thought her vote.

Whatever! I hate politics. Just take off your shirt, Georgia Boy!

Posted by: black female Marine at August 12, 2012 05:04 PM (z9HTb)

506 Oooh! Some good news! Our son has "turned" a black, female Marine Obamabot! She's totally re-thought her vote.

The one you mentioned earlier, Jane? Wow, he's a chip off the old block, isn't he? (not callin' you old, my friend, just an expression)

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:04 PM (kpCLl)

507 #503, lol. But can you imagine Malia having to go in the bathroom after Mom is done while wearing a Haz-Mat suit?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 05:05 PM (Pyl/0)

508 Cheribebe - I can't believe how many people showed up. The word just went out yesterday afternoon!

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 05:05 PM (P6QsQ)

509 We are now peering into the open grave of an empire.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 05:06 PM (jucos)

510 The new eps for Shark Week just started and Galaxy Quest is just starting on one of the Cinemax channels. Air Jaws Apocalypse. Can you hold off Alextopia and SMOD for one more week?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 05:06 PM (GEICT)

511 sven, I tried to make that exact point to my sister many times in the past years, but she didn't get it.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:06 PM (kpCLl)

512 She had some pretty good sized cans after dropping her crotch fruit.

------

Pretty sure Stefani had a boob job.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2012 05:06 PM (lTVJy)

513 @ 504

I think you mean PROUDER, don't you?

Posted by: irongrampa at August 12, 2012 05:06 PM (SAMxH)

514 How's this for liberal spin (note the question mark as if to be all tricky)

At aol/huffpo:

>>> Romney's Pick has troubling record? <<<<

must have been that Twisted Sister album, I guess.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 12, 2012 05:07 PM (QK3qp)

515 This was the country that took the best that Germany good dish out? They have fallen...so sad..

Posted by: catman at August 12, 2012 05:07 PM (NYdB8)

516 Our kid is pretty savy politically. I have no idea why. Heh.

His roomie on Okinawa is a confirmed lib, so he's still got some work to do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 05:07 PM (UOM48)

517 Sweet hell! !! Were us guy morons this pathetic over Palin? Hmmmmmm Teh SARAH!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 12, 2012 05:08 PM (QULDk)

518 Can you hold off Alextopia and SMOD for one more week?

alextopia, yes. SMOD answers to no one.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 12, 2012 05:08 PM (Gk3SS)

519 SMOD only listens to Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 05:08 PM (Pyl/0)

520 514 TM,

I hope not....she could have been saved just by going conservative and saying "come on home Yankees" if they needed manpower who liked to work....

Tony Blair wanted people he could rent, and by God he got 'em.

516 Peaches,

Wisdom is often painfully won, I figured that little piece out on a long dark walk in a cold november rain.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 05:09 PM (LRFds)

521 I took a girl to Lillith Fair and, amazingly, didn't score either.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 05:09 PM (MMC8r)

522 Didn't they pick Michaels up for gay sex in a truck stop or some shit, and he gets a headline gig at the Olympics?

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 05:09 PM (2d71t)

523 RCP has the vid of the homecoming . . . linked at Drudge

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:09 PM (kpCLl)

524 Sven,

Thanks for the personal history. Hit's close to home. BTW, I totally get your Crazy Norse bits. Nice.

Posted by: pawn at August 12, 2012 05:09 PM (iMsF6)

525 Shark Week begins? Debbie Wassaman-Schultz.....is she a hammerhead or a great white?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 05:09 PM (UOM48)

526 SMOD only listens to Paul Ryan. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:08 PM (Pyl/0) ---------------------------------------------------- And Dick Cheney's Warcock

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 05:09 PM (jucos)

527 That fuckin' 50 year old "leather bear" is George Michael?

Where is Barney Frank when you need him?

Posted by: catman at August 12, 2012 05:09 PM (YKUmW)

528 >>> Romney's Pick has troubling record? <<<< must have been that Twisted Sister album, I guess. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 12, 2012 09:07 PM (QK3qp) I think it was Donny Osmond's Puppy Love. Hi rons, had a great day on the friends boat hanging at the Islands on the intercoastal. Remember, the only thing better than having a boat, is having a friend with a boat.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 05:09 PM (9TTOe)

529 #532, He got married.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 12, 2012 05:10 PM (KCvsd)

530

I think CBS edited out Romney's Medicare slam for the broadcast!

It's not in the video posted on CBS site, but it's part of their earlier teaser.

If I'm right, it's slimy of CBS to keep this from their broadcast viewers. Can anybody confirm?

Posted by: uncle jj at August 12, 2012 05:11 PM (hDiZ0)

531 >>having a friend with a boat.

That has to out rank having a friend with weed. Not... that I know what that is.

Posted by: sTevo at August 12, 2012 05:11 PM (VMcEw)

532 George Michael. So much talent yet he pissed it all away. Besides his many drugged and drunk driving arrests there was that unfortunate incident at the beach bathroom in CA.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 05:12 PM (jucos)

533 536 Pet Shop Boys.........George Micheals........... Oh Gawd, can I hax test pattern please? Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 12, 2012 09:11 PM (OWjjx) It's got an off switch. Or you could watch what Mrs. Sailor and I enjoy, DVR'd Chopped.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 05:12 PM (9TTOe)

534 Hi rons, had a great day on the friends boat hanging at the Islands on the intercoastal.

Remember, the only thing better than having a boat, is having a friend with a boat.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 09:09 PM (9TTOe

You should have been down here with Husband. He took one lone friend out to Wassau Island to beach for the day. I didn't go because I endured a violent thunderstorm yesterday in town and was convinced I would be doomed on the island today.

I'm an idiot. And yes, being a friend of a boat owner is cool. All our friends agree.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 05:13 PM (UOM48)

535 529 Pawn,

Glad you enjoyed it....I have been coming here off and on a long long time.

I broke out writing poorly on purpose to penetrate through the internal noise some of our weaker kneed friends at HotAir were packing.

I am serious people grim as I was 5 days ago I think we got this.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 05:13 PM (LRFds)

536 I have lots o' crabgrass! Does that count?

Posted by: DWS at August 12, 2012 05:14 PM (YKUmW)

537 My Dad: A boat is a big hole in the water that you throw money into.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 05:14 PM (jucos)

538

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 12, 2012 09:08 PM (QULDk)

Yes, yes you were. It's part of your charm.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 05:14 PM (JB7VT)

539 530 Shark Week begins? Debbie Wassaman-Schultz.....is she a hammerhead or a great white? Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 09:09 PM (UOM4

She looks more like a Coney Island whitefish, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2012 05:14 PM (vADKn)

540 537 >>having a friend with a boat. That has to out rank having a friend with weed. Not... that I know what that is. Posted by: sTevo at August 12, 2012 09:11 PM (VMcEw) Yeah, um, me neither.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 05:14 PM (9TTOe)

541

Well sorry to put water on the fire...but two steps forward and one back...SARAH will not speak at CONVENTION....I am very very unhappy! Yesterday I thought Mitt turned over a new leaf. I was wrong. Sorry I had given a good chunk of money...NO MORE coming Mitt. You have the best and most dynamic speaker and you told her DO IT OUR WAY...and of course Sarah told them to take a hike! I am furious. Okay Mitt back to not trusting you....I had over 40 assoiciates that wer planing on attending your tour through Florida. We are in that most important Central Florida corridor. That has been cancelled as of this evening. NO SARAH...no money and no volunteering and here in Florida IT IS GROUND ZERO!! The blogs are on fire right now slamming the RNC AND ROMNEY....WHAT A F'ING FOOL!! He takes momentum and stops it dead in its tracks....OH YAHOO...ROMNEY/RYAN!! NOT!! I see Ryan will be controlled by the Liberal Mass Team in IDIOTVILLE!! Sorry I will pass....I will vote for Mitt but nothing else. And Tea Party people are up in arms all over the internet over Sarah not speaking. That equals money and ground game....Mitt once again is back to before announcing Ryan!!

Enthusiasm just dropped like an elevator in less than 24 hours. The GOP CONVENTION IS A YAWNER!! oh yeah watch Jeb Bush, Haley, Kasich or Pawlenty...can you say BORING!!!

Sorry ratings will stink...who wants to watch a bunch of RINOS!! Sorry our group will not help with convention and no more money. Let the RINOS SAVE YOU MITT!!

NO SARAH and you lose!! The ratings when she spoke would have been through the roof and the attention unequaled...You have her speak and then introduce Ryan and that would have been FABULOUS and the whole country would meet Ryan....now what BOREDOMVILLE and then to RYAN.....what jerks!

Great job Mitt...once a libeal always a liberal!! Your staff in Mass will guarantee a loss....you just deflated millions of Tea Party people the very people that you need to win....what a bad move!

Sarah decided I guarantee you because she would not be controlled like McLame's people did!! Mitt the Moron!

Posted by: bluerose75 at August 12, 2012 05:14 PM (HDcKc)

542 535 Uncle JJ,

If Romney has the clip he can use it....a few 60minutes watchers will see the edit's deception.

We MUST NOT ever think for a second we will get ANY "fairness" from THOSE people.....we either take it or we make it.

Word of mouth is our fiery sword, be funny be serious be POLITE but get it out and don't be ANGRY

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 05:15 PM (LRFds)

543 ""having a friend with a boat.

That has to out rank having a friend with weed. ""

No..no it don't. lol

Posted by: Berserker at August 12, 2012 05:15 PM (FMbng)

544 For Sven. Mike and the Mechanics, The Living Years.

http://youtu.be/uGDA0Hecw1k

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 05:15 PM (Pyl/0)

545 Pet Shop Boys.........George Micheals...........

Oh Gawd, can I hax test pattern please?

Closing act is Spice Girls.

I'm not kidding.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 12, 2012 05:15 PM (Gk3SS)

546 I think you're confused. Debbie Wasserman Schultz took a hammer to the head, when she was younger.

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 12, 2012 05:15 PM (/YJYi)

547 Posted by: bluerose75 at August 12, 2012 09:14 PM (HDcKc) I think Ted Cruz, Scott Walker and Marco Rubio will more than offset Palin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2012 05:15 PM (vADKn)

548

"...Hadrian Matter Collider..."

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 07:21 PM (LRFds)

Speakin' o math, them fokken Romans ken it pretty well. All in all, it was just another brick in the wall, wot?

Posted by: Zombie Celt at August 12, 2012 05:16 PM (QjSgY)

549 Who the hell is that guy? It's not Daltrey.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 05:16 PM (2d71t)

550 Well these guys are OK Daltrey would not mind him...

Posted by: DWS at August 12, 2012 05:16 PM (NYdB8)

551 #546, ever consider that Palin is going to go on the offensive at a reasonable distance from the GOP for plausible deniability ? Gives all the pluses of Palin on the campaign trail without the baggage to allow her to be an independent attack dog.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 12, 2012 05:16 PM (KCvsd)

552 My Dad: A boat is a big hole in the water that you throw money into.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 09:14 PM

My father said the boat we had gave him the 2 greatest days of his life. The day he bought it, and the day he sold it.

Posted by: Berserker at August 12, 2012 05:17 PM (FMbng)

553 546 BlueRose,

Nope I am an Ex Palinista and one day soon again I may well be, but Ryan already is close to overshadowing Mitt, and we cannot let SARAH! be the focus.....

I am pretty sure given her post on the pick she is "ok"....hold your fire and at a minimum all I ask id give it time for the dust to settle to see if there is any enmity there.

I don't see any.

Regards,
sven

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 05:17 PM (LRFds)

554 521Our kid is pretty savy politically. I have no idea why. Heh.

His roomie on Okinawa is a confirmed lib, so he's still got some work to do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 09:07 PM (UOM4

So your son is now out of Afghanistan? My brother is either there or on his way there now - haven't heard from him in the last week or so.

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 12, 2012 05:17 PM (hywEi)

555 Posted by: bluerose75 at August 12, 2012 09:14 PM (HDcKc)

go fuck yaself

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:17 PM (kpCLl)

556 Chopped is one strange cooking show. Contestants, your basket consist on foie gras, lemon juice, a tin can and oak bark..............you have 20 minutes! Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 12, 2012 09:15 PM (OWjjx) I walked Mrs. Sailor to the computer to read that one. We both LOAO.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 05:17 PM (9TTOe)

557 off sock!

Posted by: catman at August 12, 2012 05:17 PM (YKUmW)

558 I really do think Romney will win.Than some hard work needs to be done,he may only last one term if he uses the harsh medicine necessary.IF Obama wins,we may need to look at drastic measures to get rid of him or nullify him.No,I'm not a crazy revolutionary,I mean within the law,within politics.We can't survive 4 more years of Obama .

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 05:17 PM (6o4Fb)

559 Spice Girls.... Please tell me you're joking.

Posted by: Adam at August 12, 2012 05:18 PM (/YJYi)

560 No they will not I disagree....they are all fabulous but they will not bring a national audience...I am sorry..Rubio, Cruz and Walker do not equal Sarah Palin. Do not believe check the blogs and the condemnation of RNC AND ROMNEY it is flying and very negative and you think that Rubio, Cruz and Walker will calm them.....you are dreaming buddy!

Posted by: bluerose75 at August 12, 2012 05:18 PM (HDcKc)

561 Up on Drudge - USA shamefully took more than their fair share of gold medals.

Posted by: Hal Burton at August 12, 2012 05:18 PM (vj51i)

562 558 BF,

exactly....

Sarah is making the smart play and Mitt is smart not to push too hard to get her there for fake support or "overhyped"....

Sarah will try to take the party right and I think it is pretty well understood if we lose with moderation in any dose like this slate there will be a serious serious fight in the GOP.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 05:18 PM (LRFds)

563 David fucking Bowie's worst album for the Olympics? Was anyone thinking at all when they planned this?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 12, 2012 05:19 PM (KCvsd)

564 Closing act is Spice Girls. I'm not kidding. Are they going to be naked? Cause otherwise, what's the point?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 05:19 PM (GEICT)

565 I heard the Spice Girls were going to show up. Don't those idiots know spices have a shelf life of barely a year....

And we are talking Spice Tarts here.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 05:19 PM (Pyl/0)

566 "Posted by: bluerose75 at August 12, 2012 09:14 PM (HDcKc)"

Must be time for the Palin cultists to spam the internet. Who the fuck cares about one fifteen minute speech, grow the fuck up.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 12, 2012 05:19 PM (GZitp)

567 I will peaches...just for you!!..that was brilliant comment....will not change anything....how much money have you given??? I bet next to none....

Posted by: bluerose75 at August 12, 2012 05:20 PM (HDcKc)

568 I swear to God, if I never ever hear the name Palin again, I will be so fuckin' happy.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:20 PM (kpCLl)

569 Didn't they pick Michaels up for gay sex in a truck stop or some shit, and he gets a headline gig at the Olympics?

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 09:09 PM (2d71t)

google "toilet queen of boreham wood"....or just read the words "toilet queen of boreham wood"

and sock off/

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 12, 2012 05:20 PM (QjSgY)

570 Or time for the anti-Palin concern trolls to try and clog the Internet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 05:21 PM (Pyl/0)

571 So your son is now out of Afghanistan? My brother is either there or on his way there now - haven't heard from him in the last week or so.

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 12, 2012 09:17 PM (hywEi

Not yet....any day now. He's packing. And in more ways than one. Is demanding that his dad and I hit the local range with him when he's home on leave and wants me to get a concealed carry. If I'm going to trust anyone on a weapon, it's going to be our kid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 05:21 PM (UOM48)

572 WTF? I think Costas has run screaming from the booth. Seacrest is going to blabber until the bitter end.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 05:21 PM (jucos)

573 When is Paul Ryan going to murder Bob Costas? Is Ryan slipping? ----------------------------------- As soon as Costas jumps into a car with Justin Bieber and Octomom. Murder is serious business. You have to make it count when you go down that road.

Posted by: Paul Ryan-Smiley Face Killer at August 12, 2012 05:21 PM (AzwZn)

574 573 "Posted by: bluerose75 at August 12, 2012 09:14 PM (HDcKc)" Must be time for the Palin cultists to spam the internet. Who the fuck cares about one fifteen minute speech, grow the fuck up. Posted by: lowandslow at August 12, 2012 09:19 PM (GZitp) Agreed, I love my Sarah, but she aint runnin and she's smart enough to follow the company line. I hope after they win, she'll be part of the vocal right wing that holds their feet to the fire.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 05:22 PM (9TTOe)

575

Lol...love the cursing....but again curse all you want.....you may live in your bubble but it is all over the internet and you are in the minority......but keep burying your head in the sand! Who will draw an audience for the GOP?? name one? Repubs will watch...but you want to give people a reason...hence why the Dems have Clinton coming....people here can believe what they want....you want the biggest audience to entice people to liste....who will do that for the GOP....Jeb Bush?

Posted by: bluerose75 at August 12, 2012 05:23 PM (HDcKc)

576 Only saving grace of the closing ceremonies as far as I can tell is that One Direction performed within the first fifteen minutes so my sixth grader can go to bed happy. It's a school night.

Posted by: Ruby at August 12, 2012 05:23 PM (vt4Ip)

577 So Seacrest's vapid blatherings finally drove Costas around the bend? Someone will need to check the Mountains of Madness for Costas.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 05:23 PM (Pyl/0)

578 From twitter: Joseph Lawler ‏@josephlawler If I'd had any doubts about the wisdom of the American Revolution, this closing ceremony erased them. heh.

Posted by: USA at August 12, 2012 05:23 PM (6Cjut)

579 Somebody is having a paradoxical reaction to their meds.

Posted by: fluffy at August 12, 2012 05:23 PM (z9HTb)

580 BlueRose seems awfully Concerned...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 05:23 PM (GEICT)

581 Only saving grace of the closing ceremonies as far as I can tell is that One Direction performed within the first fifteen minutes so my sixth grader can go to bed happy. It's a school night. Posted by: Ruby at August 12, 2012 09:23 PM (vt4Ip) ----------------------------------------------------- School? It's the middle of August!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 05:24 PM (jucos)

582 bluerose75, thank you for your concern.

Posted by: palinista at August 12, 2012 05:24 PM (Kiuwl)

583 you may live in your bubble but it is all over the internet and you are in the minority......

============

Have any links?

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 05:24 PM (X6akg)

584 Romney's Pick has troubling record?

Well, I heard he once shot a deer and couldn't find it. Troubling!

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 05:24 PM (3ZjAP)

585 It is funny you are cultist because you point out a very bad move...it is not a cult but a very large and very important group....but you believe as you may!

Posted by: bluerose75 at August 12, 2012 05:24 PM (HDcKc)

586 What are the chances Mick Jagger shows up at the closing ceremonies?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 12, 2012 05:24 PM (NR7pR)

587 And not because of Palin, she's fine. It's the freaks who continue to pine for a yesterday-that-wasn't and are throwing up roadblocks and bullshit and impeding some forward progress here. Sarah Palin gets that, she really does, she's a smart cookie. The fuckin' imbeciles who got wood that has now lasted for more than four years probably need to reevaluate.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:24 PM (kpCLl)

588 587 BlueRose seems awfully Concerned... Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 09:23 PM (GEICT) The Concernediest.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 05:24 PM (9TTOe)

589 I swear to God, if I never ever hear the name Palin again, I will be so fuckin' happy.

*sniff*

Posted by: Michael Palin at August 12, 2012 05:25 PM (MMC8r)

590 I told you Little Allah boy would be back// Concern Troll!!

Posted by: catman at August 12, 2012 05:25 PM (NYdB8)

591 Is it any wonder that the Queen found something better to do? This is horrible.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 05:25 PM (jucos)

592 Who will draw an audience for the GOP?? name one? Repubs will watch...but you want to give people a reason...hence why the Dems have Clinton coming... -------------------------------------- No. The Dem's have Clinton coming because Obama is so f*cking sorry he needs to run on Slick Willie's record.

Posted by: Nukie at August 12, 2012 05:25 PM (AzwZn)

593 Lol...keep cursing Peaches it fits your name!

Posted by: bluerose75 at August 12, 2012 05:25 PM (HDcKc)

594

Posted by: bluerose75 at August 12, 2012 09:23 PM (HDcKc

Don't go away angry. Just go the fuck away you whiny little pissant.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 05:25 PM (GULKT)

595 Here. Something more happy making. Paul Ryan's near career as a professional skier. http://lat.ms/N4EWkd

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 12, 2012 05:25 PM (Gk3SS)

596 592 It is funny you are cultist because you point out a very bad move...it is not a cult but a very large and very important group....but you believe as you may! Is that English?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 05:25 PM (GEICT)

597 Sweet Tap Dancing Jeebus, did someone leave the door open at Hot Air?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 05:26 PM (9TTOe)

598

Very very impressive interview by Ryan. I am completely sold on the ticket. The Obot-media can throw the sink and the kitchen and the house, this man is very articulate, and convincingly! And best of all, he calls out Barry, he goes for the jugular, and all with no personal hostility.

Go RR! I voted for another RR in 80's, will proud to campaign, vote for and donate to another RR this year!

Posted by: johnc_ex-democrat at August 12, 2012 05:26 PM (ACkhT)

599 560. This I am the palinista supremo and its the right call by her But bet your hairy fat ass she'll be doing rallys to help win the senate back Not sven's ass The trolls

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 12, 2012 05:26 PM (3gUvw)

600 Bluerose, are you concerned? If not, please stop shouting, some of us (ie, me) might be a wee bit hungover and the ALL CAPS thing is annoying.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 12, 2012 05:26 PM (N/WI2)

601 "Who will draw an audience for the GOP?? name one?"

I guess I can go ahead and book that room in Tampa that week for a little vacation then. The stores, coffee shops and restaurants will be wide open.
Draw a fuck'n audience?

Posted by: lowandslow at August 12, 2012 05:27 PM (GZitp)

602 ....people here can believe what they want....you want the biggest audience to entice people to liste....who will do that for the GOP....Jeb Bush? Posted by: bluerose75

I'll take 'Word Salad,' for $100, Alex.

Your meds, where are they?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 12, 2012 05:27 PM (Q/1Jp)

603 I think a lot of people will tune in to see Ryan, for what it's worth. I really like Sarah. I got to see her speak at the state capitol the day before the election in 2008, and yes, she can fire up a crowd. But the Republican party has a lot of talent this year, and if she wants to step back for now, that's fine with me.

Posted by: Ruby at August 12, 2012 05:27 PM (vt4Ip)

604 @546

We are going forward not backwards. If SP showed up topless she could speak and no one would have to listen to her whinny voice or her stupid, they would be looking at her tits.

Would be a great rating booster!

I am in for that.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 05:27 PM (3ZjAP)

605 Who will draw an audience for the GOP?? name one?

Paul Ryan.

Now fetch me a sammich before you crawl back under the stairs you pathetic twat.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 12, 2012 05:27 PM (Gk3SS)

606 OT
Watching a recording of a concert given and May'n and Megumi singing 'What About My Star.' I thought the horrible concert costumes had been expunged but I was wrong.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 05:27 PM (Pyl/0)

607 The October Surprise(?): A flurry of ads making more Americans aware of the facts of Fast and Furious. Thanks to the MSM for trying to cover it up. Preesh.

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 12, 2012 05:27 PM (BVkEs)

608 Sweet Tap Dancing Jeebus, did someone leave the door open at Hot Air?

lol, oldsailor!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:28 PM (kpCLl)

609 Let me guess. Reggie Love (who is literally at the closing ceremony on our dime) jumps up on stage, unzips trou, and George Michael drops to his knees and blows him.

To show our dominance over England. And the bust of Churchill.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 05:28 PM (UOM48)

610 many websites have pretty long excerpts of the interview.

Posted by: johnc_ex-democrat at August 12, 2012 05:28 PM (ACkhT)

611 I haven't seen one actual "Palinbot" cpmplaining about Ryan here,this one is a troll.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 05:28 PM (6o4Fb)

612 Did oZfic get a new hash?

Posted by: Michael Palin at August 12, 2012 05:28 PM (MMC8r)

613 dang, i got a little choked up watching Ryan's homecoming speech. have y'all seen it? he rocks!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:28 PM (kpCLl)

614 My God this closing ceremony is so bad I want to punch a Canadian for staying in the Empire.

Posted by: catman at August 12, 2012 05:28 PM (NYdB8)

615 Draw a fuck'n audience? ----------------------------- Yeah lowandslow...........you got to have celebrities show up and shit. It's all about the optics.

Posted by: BluRose75 at August 12, 2012 05:29 PM (AzwZn)

616 594. ***sniff***

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 12, 2012 05:29 PM (3gUvw)

617 Truck Money, Queen Elizabeth II has the guy who thought up these Olympic ceremonies up in the Tower of London. He will soon have a very short haircut.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 05:29 PM (Pyl/0)

618 Annie Lennox looks good as a rotting Zombie! Really!

Posted by: catman at August 12, 2012 05:29 PM (YKUmW)

619 Here's a little something to get us in the mood for November . . .

. . . and to remind the Brits what they used to be.

ZULU: http://tinyurl.com/8jq2jeh

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 12, 2012 05:29 PM (Rc0hz)

620 Bill Whittle has fun with the JEF:

http://is.gd/QW3jUA

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 12, 2012 05:29 PM (2b4yb)

621 I agree Obama needs Clinton...you are 100 percent right....but check the ratings when Clinton speaks....I hope he overshadows Obama because Obama is such a horrible President. But he brings a captive audience....you know we all get excited when we see crowds turning out to see Romney/Ryan becuase is shows excitement and enthusiasm. Those people like Ryan because he is a Conservative and Tea Party favorite....we come out in droves when excited but when you take the best Tea Party spokesperson and she is not around....you take alot of air out.....go over and check other blogs.....people agree with what I am saying....this should not have been a problem to have her speak!

Posted by: bluerose75 at August 12, 2012 05:29 PM (HDcKc)

622 USA had a bit of trouble with Spain but what bothers me is the Argies blew the silver to the scumbag Russians.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 05:30 PM (6o4Fb)

623 620 dang, i got a little choked up watching Ryan's homecoming speech. have y'all seen it? he rocks! Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 09:28 PM (kpCLl) Watched it all, he's as real as they come. Looks like he stuck a sparkler up Romneys ass too. He seemed especially impressive.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 05:30 PM (9TTOe)

624 Wait. So was she asked, and she declined or was she not asked?

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 12, 2012 05:30 PM (P6QsQ)

625 588- We got out on May 14, so yeah, school starts for us this week. Our district has a lot of farm kids. Not as many as we used to, but tradition is hard to change.

Posted by: Ruby at August 12, 2012 05:30 PM (vt4Ip)

626 Are they gonna play any Yes?

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 12, 2012 05:30 PM (zrpqj)

627 BOSTON Â— More than 30 federal officers in an airport program intended to spot telltale mannerisms of potential terrorists say the operation has become a magnet for racial profiling, targeting not only Middle Easterners but also blacks, Hispanics and other minorities. Only under a Black President will this be tolerated because he feels his own pain

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 12, 2012 05:31 PM (e8kgV)

628 go over and check other blogs.....people agree with what I am saying....this should not have been a problem to have her speak!

Posted by: bluerose75 at August 12, 2012 09:29 PM (HDcKc)

One.....just one fucking link!!

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 05:31 PM (X6akg)

629 Yeah lowandslow...........you got to have celebrities show up and shit. It's all about the optics.Posted by: BluRose75

What's the matter, NUKIE? The passive-aggressive shit just to boring?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 12, 2012 05:31 PM (Q/1Jp)

630 bluerose, you might make more sense if you take the cock outta your mouth . . . just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:31 PM (kpCLl)

631 575 Peaches,

I keep things in perspective....she got a raw deal had they hit Bambi like that at all he would not have been the candidate no candidate with so little exposure to the rage machine major leagues at DC can weather it that easy.

Barack is their boytoy so he got a pass I made my preace with it.

BF I have sent 1200 bucks to SarahPac and 2000 to Mitt....I can say what I damn well please as can you....

it is time to beat the Marxist

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 05:31 PM (LRFds)

632 Where is Barney Frank when you need him? Posted by: catman at August 12, 2012 09:09 PM (YKUmW) gaaaaarrrrrggghhhmmmmmmpph...I huissy.....rrrggghhhhhhppphhhh..............

Posted by: Bill H at August 12, 2012 05:31 PM (3sZO1)

633 There are few things more persuasive than the ellipsis.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 12, 2012 05:31 PM (Gk3SS)

634 Palin ruined Life of Brian.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 05:32 PM (2d71t)

635 Blue Rose rather sorry

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 05:32 PM (LRFds)

636 people agree with what I am saying....this should not have been a problem to have her speak!

Posted by: bluerose75 at August 12, 2012 09:29 PM (HDcKc

This person has "people" who agree with what it's saying. Sounds like our own little Gotham Princess, with a different hash.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 05:32 PM (UOM48)

637

Apparently, Lyle Lovett is one hell of a tightrope walker.

I did not know that.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 05:33 PM (8nxgz)

638 628. Ignore this poster SHE'S INSANE!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 12, 2012 05:33 PM (3gUvw)

639 581 OSP,

Yup....if we have to blow it up and start over she will definitely be at that table.....

good enough for me.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 05:33 PM (LRFds)

640 Bluerose, have you ever posted anything that made a fucking bit of sense?

Posted by: Adam at August 12, 2012 05:33 PM (/YJYi)

641 Who are these guys! I can't tell who the old dudes are, but Floyd sounded good!

Posted by: catman at August 12, 2012 05:33 PM (YKUmW)

642 It will just be to Conservatives for Palin, so why bother

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 12, 2012 09:32 PM (OWjjx)

So I can then point and laugh at her/him/it.

Hey, did you see my message on the other thread? I got 2 spam DM's on twitter from 'you'.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 05:33 PM (X6akg)

643 What!? Palin not going to speak at the GOP convention? F*uck! Hey Pluffer, cancel those ads about Palin murdering eskimos! Jesus, why can't these people roll over and play dead like McCain!

Posted by: Axelturf at August 12, 2012 05:33 PM (AzwZn)

644 568 Up on Drudge - USAshamefully took more than their fair share of gold medals. At some point, haven't you earned enough gold medals? Isn't it better when we spread the wealth around?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 12, 2012 05:34 PM (NR7pR)

645 Pink Floyd without Roger Waters and David Gilmour. Sucked. Now Russell Brand singing? WTF?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 05:34 PM (jucos)

646 oh, yeah, it's that fuckin' lunatic bint curious!! no wonder she's got a mouthful of peen . . . gal's gotta make a living, can't fault her for that

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:34 PM (kpCLl)

647 Hmm...peaches and AtC in sass off against trolly mctrollerson. My bunk seems to be calling, back in 2-7 minutes

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 12, 2012 05:34 PM (N/WI2)

648 "629 The fact that Sarah Palin is not going to speak at the GOP Convention just allows her more time for her next reality television show.

I know you're joking but, doesn't she work for FOX News? Wouldn't she and them be better served by having her covering the convention? Besides she will get ten times the face time doing that then one speech.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 12, 2012 05:34 PM (GZitp)

649 BlueRose seems awfully Concerned...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 09:23 PM (GEICT)

Yes, she does. But it is a problem if Palin, (like W Bush) isn't going to speak at the convention. We continue to allow the Left to demonize our political leaders.

So the last GOP President and VP candidate are too radioactive to speak at the convention? So if Romney loses, Ryan will be shunned in 2016? Yeah, its a problem.

Posted by: Moochelle at August 12, 2012 05:34 PM (lzvtR)

650 Is this a Ritalin commercial or the Closing Ceremonies?

Posted by: Nukie at August 12, 2012 05:35 PM (AzwZn)

651 No, curious was around today on the Wasserman thread with the same old hash.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 05:35 PM (X6akg)

652 Wth Garrett's here and no AHOY!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 12, 2012 05:35 PM (3gUvw)

653 Russel Brand...proof positive that it's who you blow.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 05:35 PM (2d71t)

654 582 BlueRse,

yeah I did not see anemic crowds and I am pretty sure Sarah does not want you bugchasing for her.

You want to undermine RR and help Ogabe you go on ahead and keep spreading your message everywhere you can....

what this country needs is a divided GOP enabling team DNC to run left.....

did I miss her speech when we had the Caucus going on?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 05:35 PM (LRFds)

655 go over and check other blogs.....people agree with what I am saying....this should not have been a problem to have her speak!

Posted by: bluerose75 at August 12, 2012 09:29 PM (HDcKc)

Well why don't you go stay at those other blogs and leave us alone.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 05:35 PM (GULKT)

656 Man, you don't need a friend with weed...the closing ceremonies are enough by themselves!?

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 05:36 PM (8nxgz)

657 "...I love my Sarah, but she aint runnin and she's smart enough to follow the company line. I hope after they win, she'll be part of the vocal right wing that holds their feet to the fire."

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 09:22 PM (9TTOe)

What's wrong with you old man?

No frothing at the mouth, baying at the moon insanity about the Goddess Palin?

You are hereby expelled from the Palin or Die club.

P.S. I like her too, and agree with what you said 100%

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 12, 2012 05:36 PM (2b4yb)

658 641 There are few things more persuasive than the ellipsis. ............ ............................... ..................................... ..................... I win the interwebz!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 05:36 PM (GEICT)

659 Sarah is smart enough to know what's going on even if her followers are trying to get their panties straightened out.

Posted by: pawn at August 12, 2012 05:36 PM (iMsF6)

660 Russell Brand is a no talent ass clown. Seriously.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 05:36 PM (jucos)

661 Nukie, any sign of a zombie St. Vitus dance routine?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 05:36 PM (Pyl/0)

662 Please let Russel Brand get hit by that bus Please please?

Posted by: catman at August 12, 2012 05:36 PM (NYdB8)

663 Is Lord Sebastian Coe responsible for this mess, too? I would have thought some one might have told him in the last two weeks that the history of Britain goes back a little bit farther than 1960. Can he be demoted below a commoner?

Posted by: Retread at August 12, 2012 05:37 PM (zxitI)

664 YeaÂ…Â…about 20 people let me know. I got up this morning and found out. I think I fixed the problem. Sorry for the inconveince.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 12, 2012 09:36 PM (OWjjx)

It was no problem....just didn't know if you knew or not.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 05:37 PM (X6akg)

665 not sure what the "concerned troll" is spouting on about Bill Clinton, Billy Bubba is not voting for Barry 100%, he'll "help" for a potential 2016 Hillary term, and that's it. I voted for the man 2 times, dem people who are in the more moderate/conservative wing of the undemocratic party have already left the party, you seriously think we're going care what Clinton says, considering Barry Sotero's undoing most of what Clinton/Newt did. The only people left in the undemocratic party are the radical far lefties, commies, socialists, marxists, many of them openly proudly admit it. And who's coming on before Clinton? Lizzy Warren, oh yes the very same who's saying, you didn't build your business, says the woman who lives in the ivory academic towed.

Posted by: johnc_ex-democrat at August 12, 2012 05:37 PM (ACkhT)

666 Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 09:35 PM (X6akg)

It's unfair that we assume that anyone with a new nic and who babbles incredibly incoherent bullshit is curious with a reset router.

Well, on second thought.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 12, 2012 05:38 PM (2b4yb)

667 663 Russel Brand...proof positive that it's who you blow. Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 09:35 PM (2d71t) Isn't he just the stupidest prick on two legs? He makes Bill engval look like Ron White.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 05:38 PM (9TTOe)

668 Those evil, greedy gold medal winning bastards - and bitches - didn't build that platform.

Posted by: Obama the 13th at August 12, 2012 05:38 PM (BVkEs)

669

Russell Brand is a no talent ass clown. Seriously.

seconded

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 05:38 PM (2d71t)

670 Yep, an anti-Palin concern troll with a very limited script of rote answers.

"Everywhere" huh? Well this is not everywhere, this is somewhere.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 05:38 PM (Pyl/0)

671 Clinton? Bill Clinton? THE BIll Clinton? The Impeached Rapist.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 12, 2012 05:39 PM (Iji74)

672 My bunk seems to be calling, back in 2-7 minutes

Ohhhh look who's being all braggy mcbragerson.

I am going to go out on a limb and suggest that the good thing the sharks found to eat at Seal Island is seal.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 12, 2012 05:39 PM (Gk3SS)

673 It has gotten even worse than the George Michael segment. This is EXACTLY like a train wreck in progress. I cannot avert my glaze.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 05:39 PM (jucos)

674 Anna, how you feeling?

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 05:39 PM (X6akg)

675 It's unfair that we assume that anyone with a new nic and who babbles incredibly incoherent bullshit is curious with a reset router.

or a laptop or a smartphone or a neighbor who she gnawed the face off . . . could be lots of things.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:39 PM (kpCLl)

676

LSD made more sense than this.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 05:40 PM (tlhtD)

677 A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you." So I didn't.

Posted by: What is the sound of one hand fapping? at August 12, 2012 05:40 PM (QupBk)

678 It's unfair that we assume that anyone with a new nic and who babbles incredibly incoherent bullshit is curious with a reset router.

Well, on second thought.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 12, 2012 09:38 PM (2b4yb)

Well they do all sound alike but if 'curious' could have figured out how to reset her router, she'd have done it a long time ago.

Those MIT friends must have ditched her.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 05:40 PM (X6akg)

679 Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 09:38 PM (2d71t)

He got to bang Katy Perry.

Do you really want to talk shit about him?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 12, 2012 05:40 PM (2b4yb)

680

Who is Jessie J? Can I see more of her?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 12, 2012 05:40 PM (NR7pR)

681 I wonder what the closing ceremonies looked like in Jim Thorpe's day.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 05:40 PM (2d71t)

682 It's like I ate a fistful of mescaline. What the hell is going on over there?

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 05:41 PM (8nxgz)

683 I cannot avert my glaze.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 09:39 PM (jucos)

Someone (perhaps you, I don't fuckin remember) said earlier that it was like a talent show in a psych ward . . .

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:41 PM (kpCLl)

684 He got to bang Katy Perry. Do you really want to talk shit about him? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 12, 2012 09:40 PM (2b4yb) ---------------------------------------------------- I would like to punch that fucker in the junk.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 05:41 PM (jucos)

685 These 2 poor ice road truckers are lost in a white out....they can't find the road.

What do those people make?!

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 05:42 PM (X6akg)

686

He got to bang Katy Perry.

Do you really want to talk shit about him?

Yes! That makes it worse!

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 05:42 PM (2d71t)

687 Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.

Posted by: What is the sound of one hand fapping? at August 12, 2012 05:42 PM (QupBk)

688

Tiny Tempeh?

Is he like a radical vegan rapper?

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 05:42 PM (8nxgz)

689 Besides, unless you're actually attending the convention it's highly overrated. We live in the internet age, I don't have to watch any speech live, I can see the video of them anytime I want.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 12, 2012 05:42 PM (GZitp)

690 694 Peaches,

Just wait 'til the Anglo "Youth Demographic" in Anglia is 75

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 05:42 PM (LRFds)

691 Tami, much much better. Thank you.

I think it was just lack of sleep or something catching up to me. Had stayed up late and the writing muse kicked in. When I tried to go to sleep after that, the muse said 'write more!' So churned out in 40 minutes 731 more words, then the muse was satisfied for the moment. And then I started to feel ill. But once I slept a good solid five hours, all was right. And wrote another 1200 words.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 05:42 PM (Pyl/0)

692 696 These 2 poor ice road truckers are lost in a white out....they can't find the road. What do those people make?! Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 09:42 PM (X6akg) Snow Cones?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 05:42 PM (9TTOe)

693

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 12, 2012 09:15 PM (Gk3SS)

According to a tweet from Hannan, the (Irish?) member of parliment, the Spice Girls told the EU that the concept wouldn't work back when it started. I guess European unity is one of those concepts so stupid that *only* the smart can believe it.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 05:42 PM (JB7VT)

694 Choreographers should be kept 4,000 miles from the Olympics.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 05:42 PM (MMC8r)

695 He got to bang Katy Perry.

Do you really want to talk shit about him?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 12, 2012 09:40 PM (2b4yb)

Good point. Katy Perry is a well known paragon of chastity, unlikley to give it away to fellow celebrities... /sarc.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 12, 2012 05:43 PM (jfeoD)

696 696 Tami,

about 145-215 grand depending.....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 05:43 PM (LRFds)

697

Somebody else sings The Who, The Beatles, one member of Pink Floyd, a recording of David Bowie but a real life rapper, perfect.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 05:43 PM (tlhtD)

698 AtC replied to me! Yay! I have a nice warm fuzzie with booze, like wearing a snuggie. Blueberry mojitos are to blame for my lack wit commentary.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 12, 2012 05:43 PM (N/WI2)

699 If the Democrats aren't embarrassed by Carter and Kerry, we shouldn't be running away from GWB and Palin. Funny how this only seems to go one way.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 12, 2012 05:44 PM (lzvtR)

700 Moar Jessie J - http://youtu.be/pOf3kYtwASo NSFW

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 12, 2012 05:44 PM (Gk3SS)

701 Russell Brand is a no talent ass clown. Seriously. And yet, he was bangin this: http://tinyurl.com/8bssv7o

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 05:44 PM (GEICT)

702 661 No, curious was around today on the Wasserman thread with the same old hash.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 09:35 PM (X6akg)

Lying through the cock in its mouth as usual. Today it wanted to claim that people called it a troll because of trying to expose all the hidden things in Obamacare.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 05:44 PM (GULKT)

703 Anna Puma, what are you writing?

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:44 PM (kpCLl)

704 So if you have your event early in the Olympics, are you required to stay for the closing?

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 05:44 PM (2d71t)

705

>>Snow Cones?

Watchout where the huskies go and don't you eat that yello-snow!

Posted by: Zombie Zappa at August 12, 2012 05:44 PM (8nxgz)

706 Nukie, any sign of a zombie St. Vitus dance routine? ---------------------------------- Hi Anna. :-) It's St. Vitus or someone released some nerve agent in that stadium..

Posted by: Nukie at August 12, 2012 05:44 PM (AzwZn)

707 The cars driving the performers around have steering wheel on the left side! Odd.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 12, 2012 05:45 PM (zrpqj)

708 715 No you leave when you want to.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 05:45 PM (tlhtD)

709 Snow Cones?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 09:42 PM (9TTOe)

Haha....

Thanks sven.....doesn't seem like enough does it?

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 05:45 PM (X6akg)

710 Choreographers should be kept 4,000 miles from the Olympics.

Well, that wouldn't bode well for the synchronized ball handling routines, now would it, mr. smartpants . . . they were quite astonishing, for any number of reasons.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:45 PM (kpCLl)

711

Blueberry mojitos are to blame for my lack wit commentary.

Mojito? That's a mancard violation right there.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 05:45 PM (8nxgz)

712 708 Somebody else sings The Who, The Beatles, one member of Pink Floyd, a recording of David Bowie but a real life rapper, perfect. Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 09:43 PM (tlhtD) So what I can take from this comment is that every worth a shit musician to come out of Merry old England is either really old or really dead.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 05:46 PM (9TTOe)

713 And yet, he was bangin this:

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 09:44 PM (GEICT)

--------------

The link between hot chicks and douche bags is a strange one, but well known and extensively documented.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 12, 2012 05:46 PM (jfeoD)

714
Lying through the cock in its mouth as usual. Today it wanted to claim that people called it a troll because of trying to expose all the hidden things in Obamacare.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 09:44 PM (GULKT)

I saw that! What the hell was she babbling about? She said something about fooling people into thinking she's conservative. WTF?

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 05:47 PM (X6akg)

715 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

Posted by: What is the sound of one hand fapping? at August 12, 2012 05:47 PM (QupBk)

716 Peaches, participating in the Camp NaNoWriMo thing. Try to write 50,000 words in 31 days. So writing something set in the 1930s in New York City a mystery adventure. And its like I am writing reverse science-fiction because things like a rotary phone is totally foreign to modern readers so have to explain how things work. Though I might skip some of the film-noir or 30/40s lexicon to stay understandable. It maybe square, but thems the breaks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 05:47 PM (Pyl/0)

717 724 Yeah that pretty much covers it.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 05:47 PM (tlhtD)

718 It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

Posted by: What is the sound of one hand fapping? at August 12, 2012 05:47 PM (QupBk)

719 So what I can take from this comment is that every worth a shit musician to come out of Merry old England is either really old or really dead.

Hey! Some of us just chose to have previous engagements (wink)

Posted by: The Glimmer Twins at August 12, 2012 05:47 PM (kpCLl)

720 Well they do all sound alike but if 'curious' could have figured out how to reset her router, she'd have done it a long time ago.
Those MIT friends must have ditched her.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 09:40 PM (X6akg)

Her lasagna tastes like ass and smells like cat urine. And she keeps using her teeth.

Posted by: MIT "friends" at August 12, 2012 05:48 PM (GULKT)

721 Way OT, but we're 700 comments in... I was at the pool today drinking gravediggers (guiness and resurrection mixed 50/50) and threw the empties in the trash. Then some class A douchbag went into the trash can, pulled my empties out and put the in the recycling bin. While giving me the hairy eyeball. Jokes on him though. One of my empties was placed in a used spitter.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 12, 2012 05:48 PM (N/WI2)

722 Did they run out of British music? Cause this is American disco...

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 12, 2012 05:48 PM (d6TfZ)

723 Well, that wouldn't bode well for the synchronized ball handling routines, now would it, mr. smartpants

It's not as interesting as it sounds.

Posted by: George Takei at August 12, 2012 05:48 PM (MMC8r)

724 Heavy sighs escape from me anytime I see -- or even think about -- Paul Ryan. Thank you my fellow moronettes for letting me know I'm not the only one!

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at August 12, 2012 05:49 PM (F0o5k)

725 HAHAHAHAHA! The Spice Girls! This is delightfully awful.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 05:49 PM (jucos)

726 Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.

Posted by: What is the sound of one hand fapping? at August 12, 2012 05:49 PM (QupBk)

727 728 Peaches, participating in the Camp NaNoWriMo thing. Try to write 50,000 words in 31 days. So writing something set in the 1930s in New York City a mystery adventure. And its like I am writing reverse science-fiction because things like a rotary phone is totally foreign to modern readers so have to explain how things work. Though I might skip some of the film-noir or 30/40s lexicon to stay understandable. It maybe square, but thems the breaks. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:47 PM (Pyl/0) Good God woman. How come I feel like giving you my novel to read is like asking Tesla to put batteries in my radio.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 05:50 PM (9TTOe)

728

The link between hot chicks and douche bags is a strange one, but well known and extensively documented.

What's most annoying is that it isn't envy. Chicks dig douchetastic assholes.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 05:50 PM (8nxgz)

729 I thought the Spice Girls all hated each other.The blond one is still cute.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 05:50 PM (2d71t)

730 Garrett, you want my man card? Molon labe.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 12, 2012 05:50 PM (N/WI2)

731 *shoots YouTube* Nicki Minaj should never ever show up as a recommended video after watching something like Forbidden Elixir from Macross Frontier.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 05:50 PM (Pyl/0)

732 Oh, that sounds really cool, Anna. Although, as someone who remembers the rotary phone, apparently i am not in your "modern reader"category . . . hmmmmm

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:51 PM (kpCLl)

733 Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 12, 2012 09:45 PM (OWjjx)

I'm not sure what it says about me that my link contains more profanity and girls making out. I'm going with that I'm *awesome*.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 12, 2012 05:51 PM (Gk3SS)

734 And yet, he was bangin this

That is the product of a crew of fifty, from makeup to hair to lighting to photography culminating with photoshop.

Posted by: George Takei at August 12, 2012 05:51 PM (MMC8r)

735 You have got to be shitting me.
The Brits are actually proud of this dreck?

Explains a boatload.

Spice Girls?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: ontherocks at August 12, 2012 05:51 PM (aZ6ew)

736 Are the Stones in rehab or something? The Spice Girls?

Posted by: Nukie at August 12, 2012 05:51 PM (AzwZn)

737 It looks like the colored Spice Girl ate one of the other ones. Weren't there 6 to start?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 05:52 PM (jucos)

738 unfortunate sock off

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 05:52 PM (MMC8r)

739

710 If the Democrats aren't embarrassed by Carter and Kerry, we shouldn't be running away from GWB and Palin. Funny how this only seems to go one way

I still like GWB; he wasn't perfect but he was in the right place at the right time after 9-11. But the Democrats have been running against him since 2000, even when he isn't on the ballot; a convention speech lets them run against him again.

Palin? Meh.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 12, 2012 05:53 PM (NR7pR)

740 Stones don't do rehab, my child. For a while, Keith got frequent blood changes, but it worked okay. Rehab is for pussies.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:53 PM (kpCLl)

741 I saw that! What the hell was she babbling about? She said something about fooling people into thinking she's conservative. WTF?

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 09:47 PM (X6akg)

No she keeps on claiming that anyone attacking her is actually not a conservative, and actually a liberal. Its a really stupid argument to make when one has nothing else worthwhile to say.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 05:53 PM (GULKT)

742 750 It looks like the colored Spice Girl ate one of the other ones. Weren't there 6 to start? Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 09:52 PM (jucos) LMFAO, you people are in rare form this evening.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 05:53 PM (9TTOe)

743

Chicks dig douchetastic assholes.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 09:50 PM (8nxgz)

I assume they are attracted to the sheer (misplaced) confidence that douchebags project. Also, a douchebag is emboldened to approach women well beyond his natural pool for selection, and sometimes that's going to work.

Nevertheless, it's hateful to see that happen. It allows them to continue to exist in the gene pool and reproduce their douchbaggery.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 12, 2012 05:53 PM (jfeoD)

744 727 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. "Daddy, are we there yet?" "Daddy, are we there yet?" .........

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 12, 2012 05:54 PM (NR7pR)

745 No she keeps on claiming that anyone attacking her is actually not a conservative, and actually a liberal. Its a really stupid argument to make when one has nothing else worthwhile to say.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 09:53 PM (GULKT)

Oh....she's batshit crazy.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 05:54 PM (X6akg)

746 I'm not sure what it says about me that my link contains more profanity and girls making out. I'm going with that I'm *awesome*. It won't let me open the clip.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 05:54 PM (GEICT)

747 That ain't Oasis! DOUCHEBAGS!

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 05:55 PM (tlhtD)

748 True story. The Spice Girl segment was cut short because the Colored one started to collapse the cab roof that she was standing on.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 05:55 PM (jucos)

749 756

And a lot of very pretty girls have low self-esteem. A douchebag is built to exploit that.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 05:55 PM (MMC8r)

750 This guy sounds like his panty bunch is slowly working its way up his rectum.

Posted by: ontherocks at August 12, 2012 05:55 PM (aZ6ew)

751 761 True story. The Spice Girl segment was cut short because the Colored one started to collapse the cab roof that she was standing on. Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 09:55 PM (jucos) STOP.CAN'T. BREATH....

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 05:55 PM (9TTOe)

752 Oooh, almost time for the Bob Schieffer smackdown here in the time zone of the tiny-brained.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:56 PM (kpCLl)

753 Olympic Closing Ceremonies: 2nd Look At The French?

Posted by: Nukie at August 12, 2012 05:56 PM (AzwZn)

754

I hope they are showing this on every channel at Guantanimo.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 05:56 PM (8nxgz)

755 Told you about the Spice Girls

It won't let me open the clip.

Try this.

http://youtu.be/pOf3kYtwASo

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 12, 2012 05:56 PM (Gk3SS)

756 Posh Spice is now made from fine Corinthian leather.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 05:56 PM (MMC8r)

757

And a lot of very pretty girls have low self-esteem. A douchebag is built to exploit that.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 09:55 PM (MMC8r)

Good point. But it's a very strange phenomenon. Why would a pretty girl have low self esteem? After all, the world is basically designed to make their lives better than everyone else's. Weird.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 12, 2012 05:57 PM (jfeoD)

758 Nope. Damn iPad.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 05:57 PM (GEICT)

759 Oldsailor's Poet, Don't Panic!!

Though I should relate one story from the writing group I am part of. Had this guy one time ask our opinion on his story. This guy had written this science fiction space opera. But he had like 6 pages of prologue to it. So I related what I had heard from the likes of Bill Fawcett and Lee Martindale, new authors should never ever ever have prologues. We honestly tried to help him, we were hearing a few good notes in his Rube Goldberg symphony. We kept stressing he should use those parts and rebuild his story. That it would be good. He never participated in our writers group ever again and he found a vanity publisher to publish his work.

I promise I wont go beserk with the red ink nor will I try what happened to another in our group. She was hiring a proofreader for $30/hour and this proofreader basically started to rewrite the whole story leaving no survivors. You will not suffer this from me.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 05:58 PM (Pyl/0)

760 769 Posh Spice is now made from fine Corinthian leather. Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 09:56 PM (MMC8r) Oh My Goodness, I love this place.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 05:58 PM (9TTOe)

761

Thank god, a commercial. The spell is lifted...I can turn the station.

Capitalism and the free market have saved us, again.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 05:58 PM (8nxgz)

762 Maybe they can arrange to have that British kid Jimmy from HR Puff-N-Stuff come out and sing some tunes. I remember that he could really carry a tune in the 70's.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 05:58 PM (jucos)

763 "I hope they are showing this on every channel at Guantanimo.
Posted by: garrett"

Pissing myself laughing!!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 12, 2012 05:58 PM (d6TfZ)

764

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 09:32 PM (UOM4

I'm voting it's a troll since it has the standard troll lack of a grip on reality. Five million dollars in two days hardly sounds like a refutation of Romney's choice.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 05:59 PM (JB7VT)

765 Why would a pretty girl have low self esteem?

It may be that the low self-esteem makes them work harder at their looks.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 05:59 PM (MMC8r)

766 "This is quite the concert" followed buy a commercial asserting that "Chevy runs deep".

Yeah, these are the people we want running our one world.

Posted by: ontherocks at August 12, 2012 06:00 PM (aZ6ew)

767 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:58 PM (Pyl/0) Thank you,. Did you expell today what made you feel bad yesterday?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 12, 2012 06:00 PM (9TTOe)

768

http://tinyurl.com/brnhgoj Video of Romney's speech today.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 06:00 PM (GULKT)

769 Oh THIS is the comedy segment.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 06:00 PM (2d71t)

770 Oh, a cannon. Are they going to shoot the producer?

Posted by: Retread at August 12, 2012 06:00 PM (zxitI)

771 Do the Olympic athetes get to bring weed or hip flasks with them to endure this dreck?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 12, 2012 06:01 PM (NR7pR)

772

It may be that the low self-esteem makes them work harder at their looks.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 09:59 PM (MMC8r)

Maybe... But I think when it comes to looks, DNA and environment do 90+% of the actual work.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 12, 2012 06:01 PM (jfeoD)

773 This your brain on drugs England.

Posted by: ontherocks at August 12, 2012 06:01 PM (aZ6ew)

774 The Spice Girl segment was cut short because the Colored one started to collapse the cab roof that she was standing on. -------------------------------------- Also, Dude, the "colored one" is not the preferred nomenclature. African-English, please.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at August 12, 2012 06:02 PM (AzwZn)

775 Idle, what are you doing?

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 06:02 PM (2d71t)

776 Did Eric Idle break his hip coming out of that cannon? Mercy, please!

Posted by: Retread at August 12, 2012 06:02 PM (zxitI)

777 784 Do the Olympic athetes get to bring weed or hip flasks with them to endure this dreck? Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 12, 2012 10:01 PM (NR7pR) Bubble, Bubble, Bubble, Cough Cough, weeze. What?

Posted by: Michael Phelps. at August 12, 2012 06:02 PM (9TTOe)

778 Eric Idle looks like the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz. This is sad

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 06:03 PM (jucos)

779 Nope. Damn iPad.

See, see how you can't have nice things in the iVerse?

I cannot believe you people aren't watching Shark Week. I remain convinced that God decided to teach the Great Whites how to leap like dolphins just to fuck with the Discovery Channel.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 12, 2012 06:03 PM (Gk3SS)

780 Jimmy from HR Puff-N-Stuff come out and sing some tunes.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 09:58 PM
-------------------------------
Jimmy! Don't do it!

Posted by: Magic Flute at August 12, 2012 06:03 PM (ay6+/)

781 Yep, right as rain. Just needed a good long sleep it seems.

So far churned out 3,499 words on story today. Finally getting into fun stuff. Getting story kick started was a trudge because I am dealing with classic damsel in distress and a bit of a world wise dame finding the damsel on her doorstep passed out. So first few pages are way awkward as they grapple with meeting each other and getting the plot going.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 06:03 PM (Pyl/0)

782

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life. LOLOLOL

Posted by: Ammo Dump at August 12, 2012 06:03 PM (YYyqq)

783 Having just watched the cultural portion of the closing ceremonies I would offer one piece of advice to you denizens of the British isles: FLY! YOU FOOLS!

Posted by: Gandalf the Grey at August 12, 2012 06:04 PM (za3QZ)

784 Morris men, skating nuns, voluptous angels and Eric Idle. I'm on acid, right?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 12, 2012 06:04 PM (NR7pR)

785 I cannot believe you people aren't watching Shark Week. I remain convinced that God decided to teach the Great Whites how to leap like dolphins just to fuck with the Discovery Channel. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 12, 2012 10:03 PM (Gk3SS) I have no problem with that, but if he gives them legs, we are fucked.

Posted by: Michael Phelps. at August 12, 2012 06:05 PM (9TTOe)

786 "You did sign up to be for live organ donation Mr Idle?"

"Uh yes?"

"Well we need your liver. Won't hurt a bit."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 06:05 PM (Pyl/0)

787 Morris men, skating nuns, voluptous angels and Eric Idle. I'm on acid, right?

Didn't know flashbacks could be so bad, did you?

Posted by: Retread at August 12, 2012 06:05 PM (zxitI)

788 He needs John Cleese and Sarah Palin with him.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2012 06:05 PM (2d71t)

789 I cannot believe you people aren't watching Shark Week. I remain convinced that God decided to teach the Great Whites how to leap like dolphins just to fuck with the Discovery Channel. I'm watching!! With a huge....*cough*....ummm, a huge amount of enthusiasm. Yeah.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 12, 2012 06:06 PM (GEICT)

790 The UK is obviously an Orwellian Nightmare come to life.

Really, Really Scary.

Where are these idjits looking for their bright side?

Posted by: ontherocks at August 12, 2012 06:06 PM (aZ6ew)

791 Sharktopus don't need legs, he has tentacles with razor claws.

The only person Sharktopus won't attack is Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 06:07 PM (Pyl/0)

792

I cannot believe you people aren't watching Shark Week.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 12, 2012 10:03 PM (Gk3SS)

Been consuming several hours of shark programming today. The insanity of some of my fellow humans is astonishing. Like the show earlier where a bunch of morons decided to go in the water with no protection and intentionally provoke sharks to attack. I got the impression they generally sent the chicks in first. Had the chicks been ugly I guess I could have understood, but they were nice looking blondes. What a potential waste!!

Posted by: Reactionary at August 12, 2012 06:07 PM (jfeoD)

793 They just ruined Life of Brian

Posted by: Trump at August 12, 2012 06:07 PM (F8Lnm)

794

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 09:42 PM (X6akg)

My understanding is that they make pretty good money, have to to make the risk worthwhile. The jobs on those shows are why men and women's pay will never be truly equal. There's just never *going* to be that many women willing or able to do those jobs.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 06:08 PM (JB7VT)

795 Hey it's fun heavy-breathing with Tami, Peaches, Jane D'oh and the rest -- but in all seriousness, part of the reason we love Ryan is that he's one of those people who's beautiful inside AND out. The outer beauty emerges naturally from that awesome mind and heart. God bless Mr. Adorable!

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at August 12, 2012 06:08 PM (F0o5k)

796 Not watching the Closing Ceremonies. If I wanted to witness dementia, I would go to an Altimeters ward. Or I would go to You Tube and pull up a Joe Biden speech.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 12, 2012 06:09 PM (lzvtR)

797 The only person Sharktopus won't attack is Paul Ryan. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 10:07 PM (Pyl/0) Paul Ryans children play with their pet sharktopus.

Posted by: Michael Phelps. at August 12, 2012 06:09 PM (9TTOe)

798 Fortunately the Olympics only come around every 4 years, and probably another 50 before they go back to Britain.

Posted by: wierd flunky at August 12, 2012 06:09 PM (tlhtD)

799 Freddy Mercury? Yes!! Go Brits Go!!

Posted by: Ammo Dump at August 12, 2012 06:12 PM (YYyqq)

800 Neu Thread on the Heckler up

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 06:12 PM (Pyl/0)

801 Queen...what a waste of a great guitarist.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 06:12 PM (8nxgz)

802 Jeez, if it wasn't for that ugly red piece of shit guitar Brian May has played since the fucking great flood I would have never known it was him.

Posted by: Berserker at August 12, 2012 06:13 PM (FMbng)

803 Why does thus sound so similar to 2112?

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 12, 2012 06:13 PM (zrpqj)

804 My 12 year old daughter is telling me how bad this show sucks. HAHAHAHA

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 06:15 PM (jucos)

805 The broad is smoking but she can't sing. Who the hell is she again?

Posted by: Trump at August 12, 2012 06:15 PM (F8Lnm)

806

I have a creepy fear that we are going to get some Genesis before this is all over.

...and no Def Leppard.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 06:16 PM (8nxgz)

807 They should bring in Ozzy.

Posted by: Berserker at August 12, 2012 06:17 PM (FMbng)

808 What fucking dreck. Please God take me now!

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at August 12, 2012 06:19 PM (ZETiK)

809 They should bring in Ozzy. Posted by: Berserker at August 12, 2012 10:17 PM (FMbng) ---------------------------------------------------- Might as well bring in Harriet too because this is just awful. The shitty commercials are a welcome respite.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 06:19 PM (jucos)

810 Ozzy is a doddering old fool though

Posted by: Trump at August 12, 2012 06:19 PM (F8Lnm)

811 50 years until the Olympics go to Britain?

I think you mean Albionistan

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 06:19 PM (LRFds)

812

>>They should bring in Ozzy.

"When we want him to come

we tell him Tonni says he's sorry.

and we say that Geezer won't be around

but he's smart and he sees right all through me..."

'He's Ozzy' - The Supersuckers

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 06:20 PM (8nxgz)

813 812 AD,

they resurrected Freddie Mercury?

Awesome, see I miss when gays were gays and not expecting you to bake them a cake for it.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 06:21 PM (LRFds)

814 Is that a Greece Bleg?

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 06:21 PM (8nxgz)

815 Cheer the bankrupt nation, everyone.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 12, 2012 06:21 PM (zrpqj)

816 Paul Ryan's attendance of Miami of OH, as well as Ben Roethlisberger's, means that Paul Ryan is clearly and utterly associated with rape

Posted by: MFM at August 12, 2012 06:27 PM (B/yDO)

817 The only good thing to come out of England (and still represent England) since 1970 is Iron Maiden.

Fuck these ceremonies

Posted by: The Q at August 12, 2012 06:35 PM (B/yDO)

818 They even make brazil looks uncool

Posted by: Trump at August 12, 2012 06:35 PM (F8Lnm)

819 It really is the perfect counter-balance to "Hope". One is all about unicorns and fairy dust. The other is just irrefutable reality. This is the choice this election will be about.

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 06:47 PM (7fcDt)

820 I wonder why Sarah Palin isn't speaking at the GOP convention?
I know they've got wheelchairs in Tampa but are there any cliffs?

Posted by: Pakimon at August 12, 2012 07:05 PM (XIqzx)

821 Clinton's big convention speech is going up against the regular season NFL opener. His audience will consist of the bussed-in drones at the stadium and a few Code Pink type women who will be furiously masturbating. Take a chill pill.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at August 12, 2012 07:37 PM (yJYwC)

822 178 This is getting better every hour. Why isn't Ryan on top of the ticket?

Ya tad late on commenting on this but I just could not resist. Romney is on the top of the ticket because after a tough campaign with 20+ debates, attacks from both the right and the left (sometimes the same attack - thank you Newt and Perry for going OWS), and having to deal with right wing pundits who in '08 called him the conservative alternative and in '11 flip-flopped to call him a RINO - I think he EARNED it.

Don't get me wrong - love Ryan and think Mitt made a good choice, but I think Mitt deserves a break from the ABMs (anybody but Mitt not anti-ballistic missles). We need to focus on defeating Obama, not looking for someone to take Romney's place because he was not your pick in the primaries!

Posted by: Evan Maughan at August 12, 2012 07:47 PM (Jxyli)

823 Obama sounds smaller.......less sure of himself since Ryan got picked.

Posted by: Nukie at August 12, 2012 07:53 PM (AzwZn)

824 My Libtardia University poll shows that the Ryan pick will flip Texas, Oklahoma, Wyoming and Alabama to Obama. People just can't trust these two capitalist pigs to mot slaughter the elderly.
The split was a reasonable +67 D.

Posted by: Gerg Dragonballs at August 12, 2012 08:03 PM (yJYwC)

825 Rory sunk a birdie on the 18th hole to win.

He won by a record eight strokes. The 18th hole had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 12, 2012 10:35 PM (dM1NM)

826 I have no idea what it means but the first comment on this thread made me laugh. And LAST!!!

Posted by: Devil Worm at August 13, 2012 02:49 AM (MG6Y6)

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