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April 16, 2012

Romney to Obama: Start Packing
— Ace

In the first video clip, Diane Sawyer asks if people can possibly relate to someone who has a car elevator in his garage. She of the $10 million NYC pied-a-terre she bought from Robert Redford (steeply discounted from $15 million).

She uses the "such unimaginable wealth is all so incredible to me I have difficulty saying the words" voice.

So not the exact Soap Opera Acting I predicted, but I close substitute.

In the second clip, Romney goes on to tell Obama, on behalf of all of us, that We Need To Talk.

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Posted by: Ace at 02:08 PM | Comments (560)
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1 Unfortunately for some reason the comments for this page don't load up in IE's compatability mode, likely due to something in formatting to embed that video since the page stops right at it and you don't even get to see the "Posted by: Ace" bit

Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 02:11 PM (GULKT)

In the first video clip, Diane Sawyer asks if people can possibly relate to someone who has a car elevator in his garage.

I can relate to that better than I can a community organizer (whatever that is) whose best pal is a Communist terrorist.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 16, 2012 02:12 PM (cf5dC)

3 Dianne Sawyer is such a needy twit. Is that all there is to big NYC newsies?

Posted by: Sub Tard at April 16, 2012 02:13 PM (ursbV)

Well, when that crazy blog money starts rolling in, I plan on having not one, but two elevators for my car collection.

Suck it, Dianne *hic*.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 16, 2012 02:13 PM (d0Tfm)

Diane: I know you have difficulty getting mouth around those words, so let's start with something slightly easier to handle . . .

[un-ziiiiiiiiipppppp]

Posted by: Sharkman at April 16, 2012 02:13 PM (RtpCp)

6 pied-a-terre I was told there would be no French.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 02:14 PM (niZvt)

7 I'm feeling very well centered today.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 02:15 PM (niZvt)

8 Front and center

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 16, 2012 02:16 PM (qBEp1)

What was the last relatable president? In order to be president you either have to be a) Rich enough to run or b) politically connected enough to run (e.g. been in politics a while) or c) some combination of a) and b).

Heck I don't think I've related to a politician above state level since I was naive and 13 and thought they cared.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 16, 2012 02:16 PM (SYrwI)

10 And others in the thread below are saying its inaccessible in Firefox as well.

Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 02:16 PM (GULKT)

I was told there would be no French.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 06:14 PM (niZvt)

Not even the slogans of Revolutionary France, Liberte, Egalite, Nudite? (can't do the accents thing.)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 16, 2012 02:16 PM (cf5dC)

pied-a-terre

Mud pie?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 16, 2012 02:16 PM (d0Tfm)

13 This would be a good time for a Haiku contest like leaves from a tree

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 02:17 PM (niZvt)

14 Pied a potatoe? Is that some kind of sexual thing?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 16, 2012 02:17 PM (qBEp1)

15 @14: Cream of Potato Pie, phoenixgal!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 02:18 PM (niZvt)

16
Romney to Obama: It's not me, it's you.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 16, 2012 02:19 PM (3CtM6)

17 And it looks like its completely breaking the main page in Firefox too. Ace Fix the Post!

Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 02:19 PM (GULKT)

When I read that someone has a car elevator in his garage, I think, "I need to get me one of those."

Fucking liberals screech "Nobody should be ALLOWED to have one of those."

Fuck those people. If I want it, and I can afford it, it's none of your goddamn business what I have.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 16, 2012 02:19 PM (JDIKC)

19
Romney to Obama: Jump in your gooney goo goo mobile and get the fuck out.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 16, 2012 02:19 PM (3CtM6)

20 Drunk, stoopid and lazy is no way to go through life, scrunt.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 16, 2012 02:20 PM (mTvd+)

21 This blog is like a rainy day sans the whimsy.

Posted by: Henri at April 16, 2012 02:20 PM (KNvk+)

Romney is rich, yes

His cars enjoy the ride up

and down. Suck it, Di.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 16, 2012 02:21 PM (d0Tfm)

23 Hey looks like its fixed.

Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 02:22 PM (GULKT)

24 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 02:22 PM (7W3wI)

25 I cannot wait to have a FLOTUS with class and dignity in the WH.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 02:22 PM (UOM48)

26 I was told there would be no French. I was told there would be no Frenching.

Posted by: Mitt at April 16, 2012 02:22 PM (QF8uk)

When I read that someone has a car elevator in his garage, I think, "I need to get me one of those."

Screw that! I want an aircraft elevator on mine for the Harrier.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 16, 2012 02:23 PM (mTvd+)

28 unbroke! if only a similarly easy solution was available for the country

Posted by: wte9 at April 16, 2012 02:23 PM (OYaaT)

29 Calypso Louie,still nuts and on a speaking tour of colleges.What could go wrong? Â“Now if you want to lead black people, you canÂ’t love money more than you love your people,Â” he said. Â“You canÂ’t love the big house, the big car more than you love the advancement of your people, because the enemy prints money every day that has no value, so there is no real leadership if itÂ’s not rooted in moral character.Â” He continued, challenging the young people in the audience to truly consider whether they want to assume leadership positions. Â“You want to be leaders, right? You sure, you sure? You better check yourself,Â” he said. Â“Because leadership is nothing to play with, because people tomorrow Â— maybe in a few days Â— are going to kill their leaders who have been selling them out. ThatÂ‘s why weÂ’re in the shape weÂ’re in right now because we had corrupt people or people who started out good and got corrupted.Â”

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 02:23 PM (7W3wI)

30 Barry's gonna want an elevator in the White House for the Bekins truck in January.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 16, 2012 02:23 PM (cf5dC)

31 >>>Fuck those people. If I want it, and I can afford it, it's none of your goddamn business what I have Get in line cracka! It's the black man's turn now!!

Posted by: Malik Jamal LaQuan Tyrone Shabazz n' shit at April 16, 2012 02:23 PM (o3Jax)

32 Selling socialism sure seems to pay well.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 16, 2012 02:24 PM (NVu2l)

33 Diane kills me with that squinty-eyed thing she does.

It's her "concerned" face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 02:25 PM (UOM48)

34 Fuck Dianne Sawyer. I mean, not literally. Sheesh.....I mean that would be like.....shit, I don't even want to think about it.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 02:25 PM (RI6QE)

35 33 Remember that squinty Senator bint,Pat Schroeder?

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 02:26 PM (7W3wI)

36 34 Fuck Dianne Sawyer. I mean, not literally. Sheesh.....I mean that would be like.....shit, I don't even want to think about it.

Sorry.. NOT INTERESTED...

Posted by: Satan's Barbed WeeWee at April 16, 2012 02:26 PM (Jls4P)

37 #30

But none of the stuff in the WH belongs to him!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 16, 2012 02:26 PM (L7hol)

38 Like I said in the thread below, voting for Romney is like having bad sex with a guy. You fake the climax just to get it over with.

Posted by: mpfs at April 16, 2012 02:26 PM (iYbLN)

39 Diane kills me with that squinty-eyed thing she does.

It's her "concerned" face.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 06:25 PM

I really think it's gas.

Posted by: huerfano at April 16, 2012 02:26 PM (bAGA/)

40 It's her "concerned" face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 06:25 PM (UOM4

Which is similar to her 'I stopped at the ~~liquor store~~ "pharmacy" on the way to the debate' face.

Speakin' of faces....how's yours?

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2012 02:26 PM (X6akg)

41 Is Romney going to tax me for the elevator in his house? If the answer is NO, then I don't care if he has one or not.

Posted by: mama winger at April 16, 2012 02:26 PM (P6QsQ)

42 Louis Farrakhan is insane. I watched a clip of that over at Breitbart, and thought to myself, "Self, that guy is a certifiable nut case. Absolutely none of what he said makes any sense at all."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 16, 2012 02:26 PM (d0Tfm)

43 Obama is an expert at "packing".

Posted by: Kal Penn at April 16, 2012 02:27 PM (vjyZP)

A neighbor who is something of a legal scam artist bought the vacant lot next to his house and built a house-sized multicar garage in it, with special flooring so he could wash his cars there in the winter.

Didn't bother me a bit, since by chance he'd gonged on me before he moved there, but I'd successfully divined that he was a scam artist. I'd have been pissed if I'd been paying for it, though.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 16, 2012 02:27 PM (cf5dC)

45 33 Diane kills me with that squinty-eyed thing she does.

It's her "concerned" face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 06:25 PM (UOM4

I thought it would be her hungover hiding her bloodshot eyes face. I didn't watch but did she call him Rombley at all?

Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 02:27 PM (GULKT)

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 06:25 PM (RI6QE)

Remove the vodka-soaked tampon first. Or not.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 16, 2012 02:27 PM (mTvd+)

47 I'd hate to see what "lying cocksucker" looks like at ABC if Diane Sawyer is the face of "integrity."

Posted by: Fritz at April 16, 2012 02:28 PM (KWdVT)

48 38 How YOU doin?

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 02:28 PM (7W3wI)

49 Diane Sawyer isn't bad looking for a broad pushing 70.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 16, 2012 02:28 PM (AxHOT)

50 You fake climaxes with guys? Dude.

Posted by: NO_LIMIT_NINJA at April 16, 2012 02:28 PM (kbR8x)

51 I really think it's gas.

Posted by: huerfano at April 16, 2012 06:26 PM (bAGA/)

Constipation.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 16, 2012 02:28 PM (NVu2l)

52 37 #30

But none of the stuff in the WH belongs to him!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 16, 2012 06:26 PM (L7hol

He can take that African art with him when he goes back to Chicago/Hawaii/Kenya/Indonesia/wherever.

And if Barky had any class (lol) he'd have the scuff and heel marks removed from our Resolute desk.

I can only imagine the hot mess the living quarters are in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 02:28 PM (UOM48)

53 I was told there would be no French. Just biding our time...

Posted by: Die Deutsche at April 16, 2012 02:29 PM (FcR7P)

Um, there are lots of rich liberals who have lots of cars and lots of houses too. Statistically there are more rich liberals. Conservatives nowadays are the members of the beleagured middle class, not the Wall St. rich guys. The real money is on the left.

And Jay Leno has multiple garages all over the place full of his cars, he collects them like kids collect beer cans. Does that make Leno a bad guy in Diane Sawyer's eyes?

Posted by: Boots at April 16, 2012 02:29 PM (neKzn)

55 48 38 How YOU doin? Posted by: steevy

Down boy.

Posted by: mpfs at April 16, 2012 02:29 PM (iYbLN)

56 Funny thing,

75% of Obama voters have meet at least 3 no 5 of these qualifications:

never finished high school,
never had a job,
paid for food with cash they earned
paid for their house/apartment with money they earned
taken a breath through their nose
brushed their teeth
voted after they died
voted at least three times in the 2008 election
went one day without blaming their life on 'The Man'

Posted by: momma at April 16, 2012 02:30 PM (oKsWl)

57 It's her "concerned" face.
Posted by: Jane D'oh,

I really think it's gas.
Posted by: huerfano

It could just be the gin.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 16, 2012 02:30 PM (qfooS)

58 have meet = have met

OY!

Posted by: momma at April 16, 2012 02:30 PM (oKsWl)

59 When does the clip get to the part where she talks about Obama's house and Tony Rezko?

Posted by: mama winger at April 16, 2012 02:30 PM (P6QsQ)

60 Diane, come be the Queen of my doublewide. I need an earthy woman with the common touch who can relate to my trailer park neighbors.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2012 02:31 PM (4q5tP)

61 Ace, dude, the formatting is seriously screwed. Try moving the video below a fold, or something.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 16, 2012 02:31 PM (d0Tfm)

62 Speakin' of faces....how's yours?

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2012 06:26 PM (X6akg

Hurts like a sonofabitch. And that's with the pain meds I demanded. Says my eyes will be swelled shut by Wednesday. At least the cancer is gone. Three months of healing time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 02:31 PM (UOM48)

63 Dude. Just heard on the radio that someone is making bacon jerky!

That warms my cow-town, tomboy, country living heart.

Posted by: momma at April 16, 2012 02:31 PM (oKsWl)

64 Diane needs to cut the cheesy-assed facial expressions and the silent film style acting. She's one of those people I feel embarrassed for when I watch her. Like community theater, it's just fucking uncomfortable.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2012 02:31 PM (Ky1+e)

65 somebody tell me the last President that was dirt poor

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 02:31 PM (8sCoq)

66 33 Diane kills me with that squinty-eyed thing she does. It's her "concerned" face. Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 06:25 PM (UOM4 You don't think that's what her "O Face" looks like... Do you?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 02:31 PM (niZvt)

67 In the first video clip, Diane Sawyer asks if people can possibly relate to someone who has a car elevator in his garage.
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Does he have the doohickey that spins the car around to wash it?

Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2012 02:32 PM (6LvlL)

68 pied-a-terre

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 16, 2012 06:16 PM (d0Tfm)

I peed on my neighbor's terrier last weekend when I was blotto. Damned thing almost bit my joint.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 16, 2012 02:32 PM (AxHOT)

69 63 Aww Jane,I pray for your speedy recovery.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 02:32 PM (7W3wI)

70 In the first video clip, Diane Sawyer asks if people can possibly relate to someone who has a car elevator in his garage.

I think about this kind of shit a lot when I'm smashed. Which is usually.

Posted by: Diane Sawyer at April 16, 2012 02:32 PM (QKKT0)

71 Remember when success was a good thing?

Posted by: mama winger at April 16, 2012 02:32 PM (P6QsQ)

72 Sultan Knish has a brilliant piece on how George Zimmeran is the modern version of being thrown to the lions in the arena.

http://sultanknish.blogspot.com/

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 16, 2012 02:32 PM (RfvTE)

73
Hurts like a sonofabitch. And that's with the pain meds I demanded. Says my eyes will be swelled shut by Wednesday. At least the cancer is gone. Three months of healing time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 06:31 PM (UOM4

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Take it easy....stay ahead of the pain with the meds as best you can.

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2012 02:32 PM (X6akg)

74 A car elevator? Maybe limousine leftists in Manhattan like Diane Sawyer don't get the concept, but maybe those are LIFTS, you know, so a mechanic can work under the car?

I never found Diane Sawyer attractive. Too plastic looking

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2012 02:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

75 Sucker of Cock, literally.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2012 02:33 PM (GTbGH)

76 67 I really don't want to know.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 02:33 PM (7W3wI)

77 > Diane Sawyer asks if people can possibly relate to someone who has a car elevator in his garage.

Yes. Tony FUCKING Stark. People love him.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 02:33 PM (8sCoq)

78 Diane, let me tell you something. If I did not eschew the use of the tobacconist's wares, I would light my cigars with $100 bills.

Also, that presupposes I would not be averse to the destruction of government property. Which I am.

Posted by: skinbad at April 16, 2012 02:34 PM (ZmqHj)

38 voting for Romney is like having bad sex with a guy. You fake the climax just to get it over with.

stop talking with my wife damnit

Posted by: navycopjoe knows Teh SARAH!!!! can save us at April 16, 2012 02:34 PM (aeve0)

80 You'll be pleased to know that I am sacrificing a well-marbled New York strip to Odin in your honor tonight. You should feel the beneficial effects immediately.

Posted by: Cicero at April 16, 2012 02:34 PM (QKKT0)

81 I know Mitt can't do it but I wish someone would ask Dianne, and other wealthy liberals, why they are allowed to speak for struggling Americans but wealthy conservatives can't.

Posted by: Colonel Pooteh at April 16, 2012 02:34 PM (YhZFe)

82 OT - per Lou Dobbs Twitter feed

Republicans block Buffet Rule in Senate

Posted by: mama winger at April 16, 2012 02:34 PM (P6QsQ)

83 Heh heh, FNC just showed a snippet of Romney sending the message to Obama: "Start Packing!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 02:34 PM (niZvt)

84 I SERIOUSLY do not like this "It's our time" theme.

Agree. Besides, how long will it be before the bitter enders start in again with "The establishment said he was next in line" nonsense. Avoid that phrase.

Posted by: pep at April 16, 2012 02:34 PM (6TB1Z)

85 >I peed on my neighbor's terrier last weekend when I was blotto. Damned thing almost bit my joint.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 16, 2012 06:32 PM (AxHOT)

before or after the peeing?

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 02:34 PM (8sCoq)

86 You don't think that's what her "O Face" looks like... Do you?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 06:31 PM (niZvt)

Get outta my head.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2012 02:34 PM (4q5tP)

87
Almost every Japanese has a car elevator!

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 16, 2012 02:34 PM (7+pP9)

88 Yes. Tony FUCKING Stark. People love him.
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If we can put Romney inside an Iron Man suit, we may just have something there...

Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2012 02:35 PM (6LvlL)

89 Start packing fudge.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 16, 2012 02:35 PM (2rJxN)

90 That was intended for you Jane. My editing is for shit today.

Posted by: Cicero at April 16, 2012 02:35 PM (QKKT0)

91 Romney to Obama: Start Packing We used to love 'packing'!

Posted by: Kal Penn at April 16, 2012 02:35 PM (FcR7P)

Presidential wealth: Was Nixon wealthy? Was Eisenhower wealthy?Was Harry Truman wealthy?

Needing wealth to run for office, or having godfathers like Rezko and Ayers and Soros, is a more modern requirement.

Posted by: Boots at April 16, 2012 02:35 PM (neKzn)

93 Hurts like a sonofabitch. And that's with the pain meds I demanded. Says my eyes will be swelled shut by Wednesday. At least the cancer is gone. Three months of healing time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 06:31 PM (UOM4

God bless, Jane. I've been there- got a 16" scar on my neck to prove it. It sucks. But you'll get through it. Just thank the Almighty they got it all

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 16, 2012 02:36 PM (AxHOT)

38 voting for Romney is like having bad sex with a guy. You fake the climax just to get it over with.

Girls have real orgasms? Who knew? Thought it was just a legend, a myth.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2012 02:36 PM (4q5tP)

95 You don't think that's what her "O Face" looks like... Do you?

Yeah, it is.

Posted by: Will Folkes at April 16, 2012 02:36 PM (6TB1Z)

96 Diane Sawyer asks if people can possibly relate to someone who has a car elevator in his garage. Probably more than a drunken liberal cunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 16, 2012 02:36 PM (Af3Wg)

97 66 somebody tell me the last President that was dirt poor

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 06:31 PM (8sCoq)

Grant comes to mind....

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 16, 2012 02:36 PM (mTvd+)

One of our friends installed a "lift" in his garage/outbuilding so that he could work on his cars without having to squeeze under them.

The guy's well-off - though you wouldn't know it to look at him. He doesn't spend too much money, he has saved all of his life, and he is a wise investor.

He's earned the RIGHT to do whatever he wants to with his money.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 16, 2012 02:36 PM (0xqzf)

99 Really?? I didn't even know his house had a car elevator and bet 99.5% of the rest of the US didn't either. Now why are you making it an issue, scrunt? Is Romney a real threat to your guy?

Posted by: dogfish at April 16, 2012 02:36 PM (N2yhW)

100 Libs don't seem to have a problem with Orca being filthy wealthy.

I don't either. I just hate her for convincing the mindless Obamabots that the community-organizing, friend of terrorists, mentored by Jeremiah Wright POS was "the one we have been waiting for."

Stupid scrunt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 02:37 PM (UOM48)

101

71In the first video clip, Diane Sawyer asks if people can possibly relate to someone who has a car elevator in his garage.

Maybe she's just scoping out future employment opportunities for Barry.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 16, 2012 02:37 PM (cf5dC)

102 Mitt Romney built this in a cave... with a box of scraps.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 16, 2012 02:37 PM (2rJxN)

103 Republicans block Buffet Rule in Senate

Posted by: mama wingerat April 16, 2012 06:34 PM (P6QsQ)

Well, I tried to balance the budget but the crazy wingnuts stood in my way. Now where are my clubs?

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 16, 2012 02:37 PM (QKKT0)

104 100 Just like Romney.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 02:37 PM (7W3wI)

105 96 38 voting for Romney is like having bad sex with a guy. You fake the climax just to get it over with. Girls have real orgasms? Who knew? Thought it was just a legend, a myth. Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2012 06:36 PM (4q5tP) Well, with YOUR sex partners... Yes, it is.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 02:37 PM (niZvt)

106 And raise yer hand if you're sick and tired of multimillionaire news anchors pointing the accusatory finger at people who have proven smart enough to become wealthy

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 02:37 PM (8sCoq)

107 How can people relate to Henry Waxman when he has two Bat Caves above his upper lip?

Posted by: Two-Face Sawyer at April 16, 2012 02:38 PM (KWdVT)

108 Missed the Sawyer smirk, but it can't be more snide than the MSN Mika smirk, can it? BTW, my friend had to get a lift to stack her sportscar because her municipality is a PIA about adding a third bay onto garage.

Posted by: Justamom at April 16, 2012 02:38 PM (Sptt8)

109 Whoa somebody is going down the ole memory hole!! http://tinyurl.com/7vrvllg

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at April 16, 2012 02:38 PM (bo11P)

110 Just did a quick search of car lifts.

"Starting at $1,695!"

Shit, Diane! You're really onto something here! Journalist gold, baby! Journalist gold!

What a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2012 02:38 PM (Ky1+e)

111 before or after the peeing?

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 06:34 PM (8sCoq)

Before. the little yapping bastard needed a bath the next day

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 16, 2012 02:39 PM (AxHOT)

112 Sawyer makes over $12 million/year. Her husband makes several million per movie. Her net worth is more than $50 million. Yeah, I'm sure she is really shocked at the thought of a fancy garage.

Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2012 02:39 PM (I1icO)

113 >Grant comes to mind....

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 16, 2012 06:36 PM (mTvd+)

so- 150 some-odd years ago, eh? QED I should think, old chap.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 02:39 PM (8sCoq)

114 going down the ole memory hole!!! http://tinyurl.com/7vrvllg

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at April 16, 2012 02:39 PM (bo11P)

115 Posted by: Two-Face Sawyer

You mean below his dick nose?

Posted by: dogfish at April 16, 2012 02:40 PM (N2yhW)

116 Diane Sawyer asks if people can possibly relate to someone who has a car elevator in his garage. Hell, no! I relate more to the cipher that nobody remembers from school, who has no records, who's never worked.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 02:40 PM (FcR7P)

117 6 pied-a-terre I was told there would be no French. Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 06:14 PM (niZvt) It was in the AOS brochure. I saw it too. No math or french skills required.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 02:40 PM (DGIjM)

118

I don't either. I just hate her for convincing the mindless Obamabots that the community-organizing, friend of terrorists, mentored by Jeremiah Wright POS was "the one we have been waiting for."

Stupid scrunt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 06:37 PM (UOM4

But remember she doesn't want to politicize her show. Look her ratings. Weeeeeeeeee! Its like riding the Millenium Force at Cedar Point.

Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 02:40 PM (GULKT)

119 God bless, Jane. I've been there- got a 16" scar on my neck to prove it. It sucks. But you'll get through it. Just thank the Almighty they got it all

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 16, 2012 06:36 PM (AxHOT

Oh believe me, I've been thanking the Almighty since they told me they'd gotten it all.

Still chaps me that you have to beg for meds to relieve pretty intense pain. I'm sick of hearing about people who abuse them. How the heck does the average person get their hands on pain meds on a regular basis?

I'm not even completely un-numb yet, and the pain pill is barely handling it. Ugh.

/pity party for one

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 02:40 PM (UOM48)

120

I'd still hit it.

Slackers.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2012 02:41 PM (GTbGH)

121 Im voting for Reed Richards. Fuck Obama.

Posted by: Text From Last Night at April 16, 2012 02:41 PM (lj8le)

122 BARACK OBAMA IS A RICH GUY, TOO. AND WILL BE RICHER WHEN HE LEAVES OFFICE.

I will put this in all caps each time I write it. Which will be frequently in the coming months.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 02:41 PM (7utQ2)

123 How can people relate to Henry Waxman when he has two Bat Caves above his upper lip?

Posted by: Two-Face Sawyer at April 16, 2012 06:38 PM (KWdVT)

Waxman is one weird lookin dude

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 16, 2012 02:41 PM (nTgAI)

124 Dang! http://tinyurl.com/7vrvllg

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at April 16, 2012 02:41 PM (bo11P)

125

compatibility issues

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at April 16, 2012 02:42 PM (bo11P)

126 109 How can people relate to Henry Waxman when he has two Bat Caves above his upper lip? Posted by: Two-Face Sawyer at April 16, 2012 06:38 PM (KWdVT) Oh. You mean Noseferatu.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 02:42 PM (niZvt)

127 Im voting for Reed Richards.

You owe me a keyboard. And too bad our Ben Grimm had a heart attack in February. Damn, we miss you, Andrew.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 02:42 PM (7utQ2)

128 Almost every Japanese has a car elevator!

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 16, 2012 06:34 PM (7+pP9)

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You didn't get that quite right. I think it's supposed to be; every Japanese has elevator shoes.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 02:42 PM (RI6QE)

129 And here's another thing- when I think about Romney's Millions, I think, 'that's a smart motherfucker. Might make a good President. Gotta be better than the lyin' ass red-diaper golfer-in-chief that we have now.'

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 02:43 PM (8sCoq)

130

Wait, Romney has a car elevator? Well, then i guess I'm down for 4 more years of Obama stealing my money and giving it to his cronies.

Posted by: Warden at April 16, 2012 02:43 PM (HzhBE)

131 Who cares if I can relate to an elevator in a garage, what i can relate to is a decent job brought about by sensible administrating, in other words quit smashing business opportunity . And quit taxing everything to do with life!

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 02:43 PM (TomZ9)

132 127 Dang! http://tinyurl.com/7vrvllg Posted by: sonnyspats1

That is good!

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2012 02:44 PM (Ky1+e)

133 An elevator in the garage. A few hundred bucks of angle steel, a couple steel I-Beams and a hydraulic pump and ram. Nothing says out of touch then that. Good fucking grief.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 16, 2012 02:44 PM (GZitp)

134 Romney is going to smash the suppurating asshole out of Obama in every debate they have. I really can't wait.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 16, 2012 02:44 PM (HethX)

135 >How the heck does the average person get their hands on pain meds on a regular basis?

it helps to have the personal phone number of a dentist that's cool with it

I'm just sayin'

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 02:45 PM (8sCoq)

136

Uh oh. ....Ann Romney said... "It's Mitt's time....It's our turn now"..?

I wish she wouldn't say things like that. That made me cringe. ....It's true...sort of. ...But that just sounds so arrogant, or something.

Posted by: wheatie at April 16, 2012 02:45 PM (+5U+B)

137 And Jay Leno has multiple garages all over the placefull of his cars, he collects them like kids collect beer cans. Does that make Leno a bad guy in Diane Sawyer's eyes? Posted by: Boots at April 16, 2012 06:29 PM

Then you have the biggest Hollywood hypocrite of them all, the one and only James Fuckin' Cameron;

The camera then cuts to aerial footage of the three adjacent homes that Cameron inhabits in the hills of Malibu. Although they each have heated swimming pools, and together boast more than 24,000 sq ft of living space, the properties have not a single energy-saving solar panel or windmill between them. "He also owns a 100-acre ranch in Santa Barbara, a JetRanger helicopter, three Harleys, a Corvette, a Ducati, a Ford GT, a collection of dirt bikes, a yacht, a Humvee fire truck, and a fleet of submarines," continues the narrator. "And yet he demands WE live with less? James Cameron: HYPOCRITE."

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2012 02:45 PM (Y+DPZ)

138 poor, poor us we all want elevators going here and there, and no one will buy one for us.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 02:45 PM (TomZ9)

139

if i wanted a guy i could relate to as president i'd run

Posted by: kj at April 16, 2012 02:45 PM (zdvxY)

140

"I'm not even completely un-numb yet, and the pain pill is barely handling it. Ugh."

Call your doc and tell him you hurt badly. He (or she, as the case may be) will usually up the dosage and maybe even call something else in.

You're the one in charge of your pain meds and how much you need. Docs generally don't want you in pain, it increases the recovery time dramatically.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 16, 2012 02:45 PM (d0Tfm)

141 What? Romney owns a schwang lift?

Posted by: Bob Dole at April 16, 2012 02:45 PM (niZvt)

142 Diane Sawyer asks if people can possibly relate to someone who has a car elevator in his garage It's called a jack, Diane. That's how we change our tires (the black, round thingies on the side).

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 02:45 PM (FcR7P)

143 How are you feeling Jane? Got the procedure all done and taken care of?

Posted by: NIPPP (aka jem) at April 16, 2012 02:46 PM (0oYHO)

144

Oh nevermind picked a fine time to read the first post

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at April 16, 2012 02:46 PM (bo11P)

145

Posted by: tsrblke at April 16, 2012 06:16 PM (SYrwI)

The "rich enough" is truer now than ever thanks to McCain-Feingold!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl, daughter of a stay-at-home mom at April 16, 2012 02:46 PM (KL49F)

146 Wait, Romney has a car elevator? Well, I guess I'm cool with Iran getting nukes while Obama stands there on the golf course with his thumb up his ass.

Posted by: Warden at April 16, 2012 02:46 PM (HzhBE)

147 But that just sounds so arrogant, or something.

More so than "I just stopped the oceans from rising"?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 02:47 PM (7utQ2)

148 you know what else i don't have 600 dollar earrings or 500 dollar tennies. i mean who can relate to that?

here's to ye ole clas warfare.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 02:47 PM (TomZ9)

149 Solyndra had singing robots.

Courtesy the fucking taxpayer.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 16, 2012 02:47 PM (N79DY)

150 I don't know if Americans can relate to someone like Diane Sawyer who has a house with a freight elevator to their her personal vodka cellar and equipped with Xanax vending machine.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 16, 2012 02:47 PM (SY2Kh)

151 Wait, Romney has a car elevator? Well, then I guess I'm cool with running a 1.5 trillion dollar deficit every year for the next 4 years.

Posted by: Warden at April 16, 2012 02:47 PM (HzhBE)

152

I want to see Mitt do a video as David Byrne "Once in a Lifetime".

Do the arm-choppy thing while saying ' vote for O and get the same as it ever was'

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 16, 2012 02:48 PM (mTvd+)

153 Since Diane Sawyer is SOOOO concerned about how the rich can sleep at night knowing they have so much and others have so little, why doesn't SHE dip into her piggy bank and help out some of those underprivileged folks?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2012 02:48 PM (Y+DPZ)

154 How are we supposed to relate to someone who has a mansion in Hyde Park? Talk about an elitist prick...

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 02:48 PM (8sCoq)

155 Diane Sawyer asks if people can possibly relate to someone who has a car elevator in his garage.[/i Maybe he keeps his old car lifted so it appears youthful.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 02:48 PM (FcR7P)

156 Still chaps me that you have to beg for meds to relieve pretty intense pain. I'm sick of hearing about people who abuse them. How the heck does the average person get their hands on pain meds on a regular basis?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 06:40 PM (UOM4

I had oxycontin post-surgery. Day 1: one every 6 hours was blissful. Day 5: one every 4 hours was blissful. Day 10: 2 every 6 hours was blissful. You get the idea. I was really pissed when that prescription ran out. I understand. If you need it you should get it, but you should need to insist.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 16, 2012 02:48 PM (AxHOT)

157 When does Dianne ask Michelle if it's hard for regular Americans to relate to 87 vacations a year?

Posted by: mama winger at April 16, 2012 02:48 PM (P6QsQ)

158 Wait, Romney has a car elevator? Well, I guess I'm cool with the Black Panthers not being prosecuted for putting bounties on people's heads after all. I thought I wasn't, but after I heard about the car elevator I changed my mind.

Posted by: Warden at April 16, 2012 02:48 PM (HzhBE)

159 Of course Reed Richards has a freakin elevator in his garage bitch. His car can fly. Now get in the kitchen and make him a sammich.

Posted by: Text From Last Night at April 16, 2012 02:49 PM (lj8le)

160 What!? How come my email addy is showing up in my nic? Can some cob get rid of that please?

Ace? Any cob?

Posted by: NIPPP (aka jem) at April 16, 2012 02:49 PM (0oYHO)

161

I relate to Barack Obama because right after my pastor married me, he began screaming about dirty Jews and how we deserved what happened on 9-11.

Posted by: Warden at April 16, 2012 02:50 PM (HzhBE)

162 How many taxpayer dollars went towards Mitt's garage?

How many go toward's Moochelle's wardrobe that Diane and her pals get so breathless over?

Shut the fuck up, Diane

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2012 02:50 PM (Y+DPZ)

163 It's like when GHWBush was pres, all the libs had that 'Homelessness is unacceptable!' bumper sticker on their cars.... and I'd just want to ask them, "Any hobos bunking up at YOUR place tonight?"

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 02:50 PM (8sCoq)

164 The purpose of a car lift is to utilize the wasted cubic feet of space a garage has. Would they be happier if he built a garage twice as big? Doubt it.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 16, 2012 02:50 PM (GZitp)

165 Yes Dianne generally speaking that is how capitalism works. We like our employers/bosses to have more money than we do so they can afford to pay us. The richer the BETTER!!!!

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at April 16, 2012 02:50 PM (bo11P)

166 Diane, what, exactly, would you prefer I spend my money on and tell me why I should take into consideration the opinion you have regarding what I choose to purchase with the money I've earned? And would you like to call the company that I bought the car lift from and cancel the order? Cancel the job for the men who would install it? Tell the people who manufacture the car lift, right here in America, to take the day off without pay? Would that make you feel better?

-Shit That Mitt Should Say

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2012 02:51 PM (Ky1+e)

167 Call your doc and tell him you hurt badly. He (or she, as the case may be) will usually up the dosage and maybe even call something else in.

You're the one in charge of your pain meds and how much you need. Docs generally don't want you in pain, it increases the recovery time dramatically.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 16, 2012 06:45 PM (d0Tfm)

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Ask for the bit-ass container too. And 50 refills. By then you should be ready to buy a crack pipe.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 02:51 PM (RI6QE)

168 Wait, Romney has a car elevator? Well, shit. That's way worse than a board of unelected bureaucrats deciding whether or not you will receive end-of-life care.

Posted by: Warden at April 16, 2012 02:51 PM (HzhBE)

169 Unlike Mitt Romney, I too can relate to the millions of Americans who are out of work right now.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at April 16, 2012 02:52 PM (jbrlP)

170 Bit ass = big ass

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 02:52 PM (RI6QE)

171

Jane....I dunno which pain pills you have, but you can usually get away with taking another one, if the first one isn't enough to do the trick.

Doctors used to tell people this. But now I think they are too afraid of getting sued, or being accused of getting someone hooked on them.

You can call your doc....as someone upthread mentioned. But I doubt that taking another pill, just for the first few days, is going to hurt you. ....Also, you can look up your meds on those sites that give info on meds, and see under 'side effects' if there is going to be a risk in taking more than one.

Posted by: wheatie at April 16, 2012 02:52 PM (+5U+B)

172 I just heard that at car elevator is the same as a lift. But lifts are what the British call elevators. You wouldn't want me to come off as a phony who thinks they're better than you, would you?

Posted by: Diane Sawyer, hard hitting journalist at April 16, 2012 02:52 PM (Y+DPZ)

173

Care elevator? Big deal.

Zero has elevators going in both directions. Debt elevator going up, and economy elevator going down. I don't have my pockets picked for Romney's elevator.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 16, 2012 02:53 PM (NVu2l)

174 Jane D'oh, My dad had a badly botched back surgery, and so the doctor that f'd up keeps him in a lifetime supply of Vicoden. Doesnt really help. My advice? ER..nevermind, definitely not worth it. Stupid that they have to almost paralize you before theyll give you adequate pain meds.

Posted by: Lauren at April 16, 2012 02:53 PM (ScQIa)

175 Wait, Romney has a car elevator? Well, then I guess I'm cool with running a 1.5 trillion dollar deficit every year for the next4 years.

Posted by: Warden at April 16, 2012 06:47 PM (HzhBE)

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1.5? We're going to long for the days of 1.5, if the deficits of this year stay on pace.

Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2012 02:53 PM (6LvlL)

176 gah.........nevermind. I'm such a dumbass.

Posted by: NIPPP (aka jem) at April 16, 2012 02:53 PM (0oYHO)

177 I'll bet Diane Sawyer has a fucken diamond tiara stashed at her castle

fucken 1963's America's Junior Miss

HOW CAN I TAKE HER SERIOUSLY?

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 02:53 PM (8sCoq)

178 Oh, so Mitt has a Garage! Mister Fancy Schmancie with his French words!

Why can't he call it a Car Hole like normal guys do

Posted by: Moe the Bartender at April 16, 2012 02:54 PM (Y+DPZ)

179 Wait, Romney has a car elevator? Well, come to think of it, getting a federal agent murdered after illegally selling guns to Mexican drug lords and covering it up isn't so bad, really. Not compared to a car elevator.

Posted by: Warden at April 16, 2012 02:54 PM (HzhBE)

180 Dianne should look at it like i do, it is unlikely Mrs. Mitt will spend millions on Fabulous furniture upholstery material to wear , with tax dollars.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 02:54 PM (TomZ9)

181 Reed Richards is the most underrated superhero of all time. He is rich, a genius, develops freakin super flying cars and machines, is the leader of a superhero group, and can stretch his penis to insane lenghts and widths. If I had a choice to be any superhero....it would be Reed Richards.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 16, 2012 02:54 PM (lj8le)

182 Mitt Romney has a car elevator.

Mitt Romney is The Green Hornet.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 02:55 PM (7utQ2)

183 We have a body lift at the funeral home. Does that mean we are out of touch with the public??

Posted by: mpfs at April 16, 2012 02:55 PM (iYbLN)

184 "Uh oh. ....Ann Romney said... "It's Mitt's time....It's our turn now"..?

I wish she wouldn't say things like that. That made me cringe. ....It's true...sort of. ...But that just sounds so arrogant, or something."
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Yeah, I didn't like that, either. They really, really need to understand that the vast majority of their appeal for a lot of us amounts to the fact that he's not Barack Obama.

Posted by: Kensington at April 16, 2012 02:55 PM (MBmtt)

185 Romney DOES look like Reed Richards!

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 02:55 PM (7W3wI)

186 DONT LISTEN TO HER- SHE HAS MONEY

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 02:55 PM (8sCoq)

187 Ask for the bit-ass container too. And 50 refills. By then you should be ready to buy a crack pipe.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 06:51 PM (RI6QE

I think I may have enough (12) to get me through the first week or so. Maybe. I'm not a pill-head. Sheesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 02:55 PM (UOM48)

188 Mitt Romney has a car elevator? Well, I'm getting ready to introduce my Mitt Romney rule, which will tax Mitt Romney until he is unable to pay for a car elevator, because this is America, and this is about the wealthiest paying their fair share. Don't call it class warfare!

Posted by: Barack Odumbass at April 16, 2012 02:55 PM (jbrlP)

189

Americans can't relate to a guy with a car elevator, but they can definitely related to a guy who has Paul McCartney come to his house and play for him while he parties with all his rich friends.

Posted by: Warden at April 16, 2012 02:55 PM (HzhBE)

190 >Romney DOES look like Reed Richards!

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 06:55 PM (7W3wI)

I know, right? That makes Ann Romney Sue Storm

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 02:56 PM (8sCoq)

191 187 I can forgive that against Prezdent "We are the ones we've been waiting for."

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 02:56 PM (7W3wI)

192 He is rich, a genius, develops freakin super flying cars and machines, is the leader of a superhero group, and can stretch his penis to insane lenghts and widths.
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Not as good an idea as you'd imagine.

Posted by: The invisible girl, walking a little funny at April 16, 2012 02:56 PM (6LvlL)

193 Americans can't relate to a guy with a car elevator, but they can definitely related to a guy who has Paul McCartney come to his house and play for him while he parties with all his rich friends.

Posted by: Warden at April 16, 2012 06:55 PM (HzhBE)

And smugly smile when a foreigner insults his predecessor

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 16, 2012 02:57 PM (AxHOT)

194

She uses the "such unimaginable wealth is all so incredible to me I have difficulty saying the words" voice.

What kind of voice did she use when she was talking about John Kerry when he was running for President?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 16, 2012 02:57 PM (0xqzf)

195 Diane Sawyer asks if people can possibly relate to someone who has a car elevator in his garage. I'd like to thank the President for the $500 million under-the-table "loan" (wink, wink) that allowed me to build it.

Posted by: Mittens! at April 16, 2012 02:57 PM (FcR7P)

196 We have a body lift at the funeral home. Does that mean we are out of touch with the public??

Posted by: mpfs at April 16, 2012 06:55 PM (iYbLN)

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Well, perhaps the breathing public.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 02:58 PM (RI6QE)

197 Remember when Mooch commented that $600 wasn't enough to buy a decent pair of earrings?

Remember Barry talking about the price of arugula in the grocery stores?

I wonder if Teh Won is still "enchanted" about his WH gig. I know he's said he misses squeezing fruit on Saturday mornings. Hopefully, next January he'll be able to squeeze all the fruit he wants, and Mooch can spend every dime they have on ugly shoes, purses, boob belts and earrings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 02:58 PM (UOM48)

198 Stay tuned after ABC News for Entertainment Tonight! We'll visit Kim Kardashian's bedroom and wait till you see the 100,000 dollar bed she just bought!

Then we speak with the President and the First Lady in their 20,000 per night hotel room!

Posted by: ABC News at April 16, 2012 02:58 PM (Y+DPZ)

199 Still chaps me that you have to beg for meds to relieve pretty intense pain. I'm sick of hearing about people who abuse them. How the heck does the average person get their hands on pain meds on a regular basis?

Don't bother with these average people, sweetie. You can have some of mine. Don't worry, I get a bulk rate discount. Help yourself from the pallet in the garage.

Posted by: Diane Sawyer at April 16, 2012 02:58 PM (SY2Kh)

200 Mitt Romney might be able to buy bucketloads of arugula, but most middle class families don't even know what this shit is

Posted by: Barack Odumbass at April 16, 2012 02:58 PM (jbrlP)

201 Romney needs to call for a federal program to provide powered armor to all rednecks. It's a second ammendment thing.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 16, 2012 02:58 PM (NVu2l)

202 You know who's really in touch with the American people? The guy who responds to a guy complaining about high gas prices by telling him to buy a smaller car, that's who.

Posted by: Warden at April 16, 2012 02:59 PM (HzhBE)

203 Pfft, even I don't have a car elevator in the Baxter Building. I keep my extra cars in in the Negative Zone.

Posted by: Reed Richards, Mr. Fantastic at April 16, 2012 02:59 PM (KI/Ch)

204 Diane Sawyer asks if people can possibly relate to someone who has a car elevator in his garage. He's lifting the oceans with it!

Posted by: Barky O! at April 16, 2012 02:59 PM (FcR7P)

205 How can people relate to someone who knows what Wagyu beef is? Or eats lobster all the time? Or vacays all around the world all the time?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl, daughter of a stay-at-home mom at April 16, 2012 03:00 PM (KL49F)

206 I think I may have enough (12) to get me through the first week or so. Maybe. I'm not a pill-head. Sheesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 06:55 PM (UOM4

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Only twelve? Seriously, ask your doc for some more.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 03:00 PM (RI6QE)

207 Louis Farrakhan is insane. I watched a clip of that over at Breitbart, and thought to myself, "Self, that guy is a certifiable nut case. Absolutely none of what he said makes any sense at all."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 16, 2012 06:26 PM (d0Tfm)

Have you ever heard the story of creation a la the NOI? It makes Scientology appear well grounded. I think those bow ties are supposed to be propulsion devices to take them to the final insane asylum.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2012 03:00 PM (X4hNU)

208 Diane Sawyer asks if people can possibly relate to someone who has a car elevator in his garage.

Is that bad in America?

Posted by: Armen Karkanian, Glendale Auto Repair at April 16, 2012 03:00 PM (Y+DPZ)

209 Next Diane will tell us Romney has a polar bear rug in his den.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 03:00 PM (UOM48)

210

"I think I may have enough (12) to get me through the first week or so. Maybe. I'm not a pill-head. Sheesh."

Jane, did you say "pill" as in singular?

There's your problem. Unless they're the size of a football.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 16, 2012 03:00 PM (d0Tfm)

211 We have a body lift at the funeral home. Does that mean we are out of touch with the public??

Posted by: mpfs at April 16, 2012 06:55 PM (iYbLN)

Are you a funeral director?

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 16, 2012 03:02 PM (AxHOT)

212 212 Next Diane will tell us Romney has a polar bear rug in his den.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 07:00 PM

Pffft ... let me know when he has a live polar bear in his den

Posted by: Dick Cheney at April 16, 2012 03:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

213 Start Packin! bumper sticker heh

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at April 16, 2012 03:02 PM (bo11P)

214 Al Gore has a crane in his bathroom to lift him off the shiter.

Posted by: Pecos, at April 16, 2012 03:02 PM (2Gb0y)

215 Care elevators aren't all wine and roses, folks. Hell, I can barely reach the elevator buttons from the driver seat.

Posted by: Mittens at April 16, 2012 03:02 PM (QKKT0)

216 I like the really in touch with America guy who tells the guy with 7 kids that he needs a $60,000 hybrid van. He is IN TOUCH.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:03 PM (CMM9V)

217 Hope you feel better soon Jane. Prayers are always going up for you and yours.

Posted by: NIPPP (aka jem) at April 16, 2012 03:03 PM (0oYHO)

218 million dollar vacays paid for by taxpayers. no problem! take all your friends! woo ho partay time.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 03:03 PM (TomZ9)

219 I'm going to be flying around in Air Force One to cities across America to talk about the evils of car elevators.

Posted by: Barack Odumbass at April 16, 2012 03:03 PM (jbrlP)

220 After he wins I hope Romney upgrades it to,"Start packing,bitches."

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 03:04 PM (7W3wI)

221 Why do I doubt Peggy Joseph knows what "mortgage" means?

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:04 PM (CMM9V)

222 Half the time my car needs to go to the fifth floor but it can't because the fucking Mini Cooper has pushed all the buttons again.

Posted by: Mittens at April 16, 2012 03:04 PM (QKKT0)

223 really they just shouldn't play this game.
Mitt didn't spend tax payers funds. or someone elses money,

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 03:04 PM (TomZ9)

224 Vote for the guy who owns a car elevator?

Or the guy who can't get an umbrella through an open gate. With his wife "helping"?

Is this a trick question?

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2012 03:04 PM (Ky1+e)

225 Romney to Obama: strap on your helmet, pull on your mom jeans, get onto your little-girl bike, and pedal your skanky, lopsided ass back to Chicago, or Hawai'i, or Indonesia, or Kenya, or wherever the hell you came from.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at April 16, 2012 03:05 PM (Jdtsu)

226 Cheney once beat a polar bear to death...with his penis. He has to rug to prove it.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 16, 2012 03:05 PM (NVu2l)

227 Marco Rubio live: https://www.facebook.com/FreedomWorks/app_196506863720166

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 16, 2012 03:05 PM (2v+KF)

228 Meanwhile, Drudge notes that Captain Teleprompter just called the Malvinas the Maldives, which is doubly wrong.

The people who live there call them The Falklands.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 03:06 PM (7utQ2)

229 After he wins I hope Romney upgrades it to,"Start packing,bitches."

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 07:04 PM (7W3wI)

And revives the "Office of Preznit Elect"

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2012 03:06 PM (X4hNU)

230

215 "We have a body lift..."

Pretty cool, huh?

Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein at April 16, 2012 03:06 PM (mTvd+)

231 Hey Sawyer, you bitch, let's see you drive a Lamborghini up four flights of stairs.

Posted by: Mittens at April 16, 2012 03:06 PM (QKKT0)

232 Romney has a car elevator? Huh. Guess I will have to vote for the guy who allowed 600 Mexicans to be killed on his watch.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 16, 2012 03:06 PM (Yaj4M)

233 I guess Diane find herself playing to the lowest common denominator, the ows crowd.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 03:06 PM (TomZ9)

234 A Real Guy relates to a guy with a car elevator in his house this way:

Damn, that dude's doing something RIGHT. I just hope he's got decent taste in cars.

Posted by: JEM at April 16, 2012 03:06 PM (o+SC1)

235 228 Vote for the guy who owns a car elevator?

Or the guy who can't get an umbrella through an open gate. With his wife "helping"?

Let's give Barry a break. Remember the look Mooch was giving him as he tried to work the umbrella through/over the gate? Like, "So help me, Barack. If I get wet I'm gonna whip your skinny ass."

Barry was just skeered.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, waiting for the pain meds to kick in.. at April 16, 2012 03:06 PM (UOM48)

236

Pain is Nature's way of telling you there's a hole in your nose. And your forehead.

Oxycontin is your way of telling Nature, "..."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 16, 2012 03:06 PM (JDIKC)

237 I wonder if Jay Leno will start joking about Romney's weralth.He of the huge motorcycle and car collection(bet he has a multi story garage with elevators too).

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 03:07 PM (7W3wI)

238 Back in Armenia, I work under cars by parking over shell hole left by Turks

Obama give me shell hole, I give up car elevator

Posted by: Armen Karkanian, Glendale Auto Repair at April 16, 2012 03:07 PM (Y+DPZ)

239 Romney has a car elevator? Huh. Guess I'll have to vote for the guy who likes to take us into extra-constitutional kinetic actions.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 16, 2012 03:07 PM (Yaj4M)

240 Romney has a car elevator? Huh. Better vote for the guy who stabbed the Czech Republic in the back because Putin winked at him.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 03:07 PM (8sCoq)

241 Romney has a car elevator? I guess I'll ignore the fact that Obama has such a poor understanding of the First Amendment that he recently got bitch-slapped 9-0 by the Supreme Court on the issue.

Posted by: Ronulan at April 16, 2012 03:07 PM (jbrlP)

242 That FDR fellow, he was mighty rich wasn't he? And who was serial philanderer who'd daddy was a bootlegger and around with Lucky Luciano and the Chicago Outfit? Wasn't he some rich Irish guy?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 03:08 PM (i6RpT)

243 Cheney once beat a polar bear to death...with his penis. He has to rug to prove it. Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front

That rug is a replica. There was nothing left but a blood stain on the snow.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2012 03:08 PM (Ky1+e)

244 We tried an escalator but the tires kept getting sucked in at the end.

Posted by: Mittens at April 16, 2012 03:08 PM (QKKT0)

245 232 Once again he slaps the limeys right across their green teeth.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 03:08 PM (7W3wI)

246 Pat Schroeder was a member of the House, never a Senator.

Sad to say she lives here in FL now, and a strong Grayson supporter.

Posted by: Mike in CFL at April 16, 2012 03:09 PM (motsG)

247 Romney has a car elevator? Huh. Better vote for the guy who is good friends with a known domestic terrorist

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 03:09 PM (8sCoq)

248 Drudge notes that Captain Teleprompter just called the Malvinas the Maldives, which is doubly wrong. I always have trouble with Austrian.

Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 16, 2012 03:09 PM (FcR7P)

249 Debt elevator, going up. Next stop, the stratosphere. Woo hoo!

Posted by: Hussein Obama at April 16, 2012 03:09 PM (NVu2l)

250 Cheney once beat a polar bear to death...with his penis. He has to rug to prove it.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 16, 2012 07:05 PM (NVu2l)

--------------------------------------------

A question. What happens to the old hearts from a transplant? Do they send it to the Purina factory?

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 03:09 PM (RI6QE)

251 Romney has a car elevator? Huh. Guess I'll have to stick with the guy who brought us 3.5 years of 8+ percent unemployment.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 16, 2012 03:10 PM (Yaj4M)

252

The Mittster makin wit the funny!

Posted by: Rob Schneiders SNL office guy charcter at April 16, 2012 03:10 PM (bo11P)

253 Slightly OT, but has anybody ever looked into how many copies of Obama's two (!!!) autobiographies were bulk sales?

One of the oldest tricks in the book to get around bribery laws in politics is to write (usually via ghostwriter) a book that special interest groups purchase by the hundreds under the guise of distributing them to employees or something.

The author makes a shitload of money, but it's difficult to prove they bought the books for anything but legitimate reasons.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 16, 2012 03:10 PM (SY2Kh)

254 Romney has a car elevator? Huh. Guess I'll have to vote for the "flexible" guy.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 16, 2012 03:11 PM (Yaj4M)

255 Soona: I have it on good authority that Darth Cheney's old heart still beats, and has strangled four Occupy protestors and a grizzly while onlookers cowered. True story.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at April 16, 2012 03:11 PM (Jdtsu)

256 232 Meanwhile, Drudge notes that Captain Teleprompter just called the Malvinas the Maldives, which is doubly wrong.

The people who live there call them The Falklands.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 07:06 PM

Argentina's economy is just about to default again, they're going through hyperinflation, and Christina Obama With Tits Kirchner is nationalizing oil companies because "they didn't invest enough in oil drilling"

Calling them the Maldives, or Malvinas, is just the SCOAMF's way of giving his girl Christina the green light to engage in a war to rally the people to her rather than march to the palace with torches and pitchforks

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2012 03:11 PM (Y+DPZ)

257 Really, who comes off like the stuff elitist in that interview?

Posted by: cvb at April 16, 2012 03:11 PM (HRFxR)

258 Romney has a car elevator? Huh. Guess I'll...oh, hell, this is too easy.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 16, 2012 03:11 PM (Yaj4M)

259 Corpseman! Bring me the profit-to-earnings numbers for all 57 states...

Posted by: Baraka Obama, just like you and me at April 16, 2012 03:11 PM (FcR7P)

260 Romney has a car elevator, huh? Guess I'll be voting for the guy that spent a shitload of my tax money to destroy perfectly good cars.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 16, 2012 03:12 PM (d0Tfm)

261 "Diane Sawyer asks if people can possibly relate to someone who has a car elevator in his garage."

Yes, I understand also that Bill Gates worries obsessively about the number of garages Carlos Slim has.

No one on the planet has more than, ultimately, just one person. Always. And life revolves around garage elevator parity.

Dianne, you ignorant and dishonest slut.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 16, 2012 03:12 PM (eHIJJ)

262 Don't hundreds, if not thousands, of small business parking concession guys own car "elevators", not to mention every mechanic who has graduated from the shade tree. Do you know what's out of touch, the guy in charge of Energy not having a car, or having a terrorist write your books.

Posted by: Jean at April 16, 2012 03:12 PM (qjHIb)

263 Romney has a car elevator? Huh. Sounds like a better investment than Solyndra.

Posted by: Ronulan at April 16, 2012 03:12 PM (jbrlP)

264

187.....
Yeah, I didn't like that, either. They really, really need to understand that the vast majority of their appeal for a lot of us amounts to the fact that he's not Barack Obama.

Yep. And they need to understand that saying things like "Start packing" and "It's Mitts turn now".....come across as flippant, and are a turn off to people on their own side, who are really trying to get behind them now.

There are so many other things that Mitt and Ann could have said here. ....Things like "I would like to tell the President to stop spending our children into slavery"....instead of "Start packing".

This is not a game....where elitists get to 'take turns' in the King's seat. This is life and death for us little people out here.

Posted by: wheatie at April 16, 2012 03:12 PM (+5U+B)

265 250 I think I repressed almost all memory of her,had trouble remembering the name even.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 03:13 PM (7W3wI)

266 Car elevator ... Jug-eared commie assh*le ... Car elevator ... Jug-eared commie assh*le ... Car elevator ... Jug-eared commie assh*le ...

hmmmmm....

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 16, 2012 03:13 PM (AlYnQ)

267 Ok, doing the math again. There were 910 people surveyed by CNN. 52% preferred Obama (convenient number). So 473.2 people out of 910. On the question of "Who agrees with you most on the issues?" Obama gets 49% or 445.9 people out of 910. Out of those 445.9 people, CNN says that 22% are conservative or 98 people.

So CNN found 98 people out of 910 who describe themselves as "conservative" but Obama agrees with them the most on their important issues???? That's 11% of the whole sample.

Makes no sense.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:13 PM (CMM9V)

268 Since those asshole rethuglican rejected my rule, I guess I'll be forced to keep all my money

Posted by: Warren Fuckit at April 16, 2012 03:14 PM (jbrlP)

269 I'm so sad, I realize there is no-one to vote for as every candidate has more stuff than I.
sobbing.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 03:14 PM (TomZ9)

270 229 Romney to Obama: strap on your helmet, pull on your mom jeans, get onto your little-girl bike, and pedal your skanky, lopsided ass back to Chicago, or Hawai'i, or Indonesia, or Kenya, or wherever the hell you came from.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at April 16, 2012 07:05 PM (Jdtsu)

really lol

Posted by: sonnyspats at April 16, 2012 03:14 PM (bo11P)

271 I don't remember Diane Sawyer eulogizing Ted Kennedy as a man who worked his way through law school by waiting tables and lived the simple life in a Boston row house

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2012 03:14 PM (Y+DPZ)

272 Romney-McDuck 2012

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 16, 2012 03:14 PM (qwK3S)

273 I have it on good authority that Darth Cheney's old heart still beats, and has strangled four Occupy protestors and a grizzly while onlookers cowered. True story.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at April 16, 2012 07:11 PM (Jdtsu)

-------------------------------------

Wow. That's really somethin' then.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 03:14 PM (RI6QE)

274 Building a house in La Jolla CA. That'll get the libtards panties in a bunch, who count on that state to carry SCoaMF.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 16, 2012 03:16 PM (UpwlP)

275 Romney-McDuck 2012

I was going to go Bruce Wayne so the we can get the Marvel and DC universes together on the ticket.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 03:16 PM (7utQ2)

276 On Sundays I like to take the Bentley out for a drive. If elected, I would hire Barack to walk alongside except that he doesn't know how to work the umbrella.

Posted by: Mittens at April 16, 2012 03:16 PM (QKKT0)

277 Diane Sawyer ever interview Jon Kerry. I mean he made his money the old fashion way, he married it

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 03:16 PM (i6RpT)

278 @275 You can't say Ted Kennedy never worked a day in his life...getting away with murder is hard!

Posted by: Ronulan at April 16, 2012 03:16 PM (jbrlP)

279 Sorry, I LOVE the "Start Packing". I want to see some bravery and some bravado. I HATED McCain's limp wristed campaign where we had to parse every word and be nice and fucking deadly serious all the time.Start packing is a nicer way of saying "I'm gonna cream you, you twisted little marxist" and I LIKE that.

Let's ROLL

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:16 PM (CMM9V)

280 Romney has a car elevator? Big deal, my redneck brother built one out of a pile of scrap metal with a blow torch, welder, pry bar, and a come-along. When he gets his hands on a pile of surplus building materials he'll build a second story inside his 5000 sq ft shop.

Posted by: Fritz at April 16, 2012 03:16 PM (KWdVT)

281 A question. What happens to the old hearts from a transplant? Do they send it to the Purina factory?

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 07:09 PM (RI6QE)

I heard Cheney's old heart was carried to Avalon.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 16, 2012 03:17 PM (NVu2l)

282 Dick Cheney never needed a car elevator

He ripped the hood off and took the engine out with his bare hands

Come to think of it, Cheney didn't need a torque wrench or air wrench either

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2012 03:17 PM (Y+DPZ)

283 Diane has a valid point. It's easy to feel a special kindred with Obama. You just want to have a beer with the guy! And then run out on the tab, of course!

Posted by: American Federation of Grifters at April 16, 2012 03:17 PM (UF4HH)

284 283 I agree.Nothing wrong with it and it get's the other side angry.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 03:17 PM (7W3wI)

285 I wish I could vote for someone more like me...running from paycheck to paycheck, divorced because of an indiscreet relationship, behind on my taxes because of a disastrous 18 months (see divorce and event leading up thereto), not a great money manager, best car that I own is a 2008 Suzuki Forenza, and generally dissatisfied with what I have done with my life. Yeah, I want THAT guy for president. Because what is important to me is that I can relate to him. Know what? I WANT to be more like Mitt Romney.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 16, 2012 03:17 PM (Yaj4M)

286 Meanwhile, Drudge notes that Captain Teleprompter just called the Malvinas the Maldives, which is doubly wrong.

The people who live there call them The Falklands.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 07:06 PM (7utQ2)

Are the Maldives the 57th state ?

Posted by: Baraka "Barry" Obummer at April 16, 2012 03:17 PM (nTgAI)

287 274 That's the ticket!

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:18 PM (CMM9V)

288 Two competing visions:
(a) JugEars on Romney: http://tinyurl.com/7mctj9o

(b) Obama's history: http://tinyurl.com/7pfeyvt

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 16, 2012 03:18 PM (Qxe/p)

289

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You must have heard it too then. At the end of the "start packing", I definitely heard him say "boy".

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 03:18 PM (RI6QE)

290 Sorry, I LOVE the "Start Packing". I want to see some bravery and some bravado. I HATED McCain's limp wristed campaign where we had to parse every word and be nice and fucking deadly serious all the time.Start packing is a nicer way of saying "I'm gonna cream you, you twisted little marxist" and I LIKE that.

Let's ROLL

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 07:16 PM (CMM9V)

Go RINOS

Posted by: Baraka at April 16, 2012 03:18 PM (nTgAI)

291 Woah woah woah. Mittens should hold back so he can lose with honor!

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at April 16, 2012 03:18 PM (dptRY)

292 AGGH ! Off sock

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 16, 2012 03:19 PM (nTgAI)

293 A question. What happens to the old hearts from a transplant? Do they send it to the Purina factory?

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 07:09 PM (RI6QE)

Don't know about the rest of them, but Cheneys old heart is scooching around at a good clip on it's tricked out walker with flames, and still kicking ass, giving the new one time to regenerate the ol' Warcock!

Posted by: NIPPP (aka jem) at April 16, 2012 03:19 PM (0oYHO)

294 281 Diane Sawyer ever interview Jon Kerry. I mean he made his money the old fashion way, he married it Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 07:16 PM

Lurch still brings a bag to lunch

Then he orders drinks for her

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2012 03:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

295 President Obama erred during a speech at the Summit of the Americas in Cartagena, Colombia, when attempting to call the disputed archipelago by its Spanish name. Instead of saying Malvinas, however, Mr Obama referred to the islands as the Maldives, a group of 26 atolls off that lie off the South coast of India. It takes someone with a very limited understanding of geography to confuse the Maldives, a sovereign country near India, with the Malvinas, a political name attached to islands that are actually called the Falklands. For starters, the two island chains are in different oceans, more than 8,000 miles apart. The Falklands are in the south Atlantic; Maldives are in the Indian Ocean. Of more importance, though, is ObamaÂ’s decision to wade into a sensitive issue between two of our allies in this way. The Falklands war was 30 years ago this month. The Argentine government has been ratcheting up anti-British rhetoric, demanding that the UK hand Â“Las MalvinasÂ” over, and threatening to invade again. In his summit speech Obama claimed that the US is neutral, which was our official stance during the 1982 war and is now, but attempting to use the name Â“Malvinas,Â” and then bungling that, can be taken to suggest that he isnÂ’t so neutral and would side with Argentina against the British.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 03:20 PM (7W3wI)

296 You must have heard it too then. At the end of the "start packing", I definitely heard him say "boy". Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 07:18 PM (RI6QE) We thought he said coon?

Posted by: NBC at April 16, 2012 03:21 PM (i6RpT)

297 129 You mean Noseferatu. -------- I would just like to point out that Noseferatu would make a fine name for a WoW character. Preferably a Tauren, one of them cow-lookin' ones.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 16, 2012 03:21 PM (xGZ+b)

298 Poverty is noble. Success is ignoble. The stuff of a successful country?

Stop buying into it.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:21 PM (CMM9V)

299 >I heard Cheney's old heart was carried to Avalon.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 16, 2012 07:17 PM (NVu2l)

I heard it was sent to the National Zoo to be used as a scratching post by African lions

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 03:21 PM (8sCoq)

300 Start packing is a nicer way of saying "I'm gonna cream you, you twisted little marxist" and I LIKE that.Let's ROLL Posted by: dagny

He's becoming more conservative not less after the primaries.

"Â“IÂ’m going to take a lot of departments in Washington, and agencies, and combine them,Â” Romney said, according to NBC News. Â“Some eliminate, but IÂ’m probably not going to lay out just exactly which ones are going to go.Â”'

He loves us, he really loves us!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 16, 2012 03:22 PM (qfooS)

301 Not possible to imagine McCain giving such aggressive and tone-perfect responses.

Posted by: Tonawanda at April 16, 2012 03:22 PM (iuHbc)

302 In his summit speech Obama claimed that the US is neutral, which was our official stance during the 1982 war and is now, but attempting to use the name Â“Malvinas,Â” and then bungling that, can be taken to suggest that he isnÂ’t so neutral and would side with Argentina against the British.

Obama is such a feckless idiot he can't even deliver an insult properly.

Posted by: Cicero at April 16, 2012 03:22 PM (QKKT0)

303 Cheney's old heart powers the hydraulics for Romney's car elevator.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 03:22 PM (FcR7P)

304 "Louis Farrakhan is insane."
At least he didn't mention The Mother Ship in this speech...

Posted by: The Reptilians at April 16, 2012 03:23 PM (enRdF)

305 Go RINOS

is better than "Bend over Purists"

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:23 PM (CMM9V)

306 iI heard Cheney's old heart was carried to Avalon.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 16, 2012 07:17 PM (NVu2l)

I heard it was sent to the National Zoo to be used as a scratching post by African lions

Piffle. It is currently powering the Enterprise in the Persian Gulf.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 03:23 PM (7utQ2)

307 269 Steevy -

Count your lucky stars, I have to see her on TV once in a while in Grayson adds.

Shudder.

Posted by: Mike in CFL at April 16, 2012 03:23 PM (motsG)

308 Cheney's old heart is powering an oil drilling rig.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 03:23 PM (7W3wI)

309 Steevy--very interesting and makes perfect sense. He really hates the British, doesn't he?

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:24 PM (CMM9V)

310 312 The Caveman and the Squinter.Brutal.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 03:24 PM (7W3wI)

311 Isnt Maldives a salad?

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 03:25 PM (DGIjM)

312 I heard it was sent to the National Zoo to be used as a scratching post by African lions

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:21 PM (8sCoq) \

Burrrrp!

Posted by: Cheney's old heart at April 16, 2012 03:25 PM (NVu2l)

313 I have a tissue sample of Cheney's old heart in my lab- we're trying to discover the source of its power

Posted by: Reed Richards at April 16, 2012 03:25 PM (8sCoq)

314 The Maldives are a lot closer to Indonesia.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 03:25 PM (FcR7P)

315 314 Colonialism.Kenya was their colony.Yep.He hates all white people though,I think.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 03:25 PM (7W3wI)

316

We need to turn this around on the Dems: Mitt is successful --the very definition of the "American Dream"-- and since we ALLwant to be successful we should elect the guy who is so successful he even has an elevator in his garage! It's a good thing. Didn't Mitt once use a line like "I'm successful and I want to make every American successful", or something like that? If not, he should.

Also, I'm sure the elevator is mostly for Ann due to her MS.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl, daughter of a stay-at-home mom at April 16, 2012 03:25 PM (KL49F)

317 Cheney's heart will be cloned to generate a new population of T. Rexes. They will then be trained to pull Cheney's chariot.

Posted by: Cicero at April 16, 2012 03:25 PM (QKKT0)

318 Just throwing this out there: The Brits probably have at least two fast attack submarines lurking down south. The Argentine Navy would hit the bottom in about one day. And then the Tomahawks would land on the Argentine airfields. And then we'd be on the clock for another 30 years.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 03:26 PM (7utQ2)

319 Silly lions.

Posted by: Cheney's old heart at April 16, 2012 03:26 PM (NVu2l)

320 I've heard Cheney's heart is carried in an ornate box with handles on each side, and if you drop it to the ground, it means instant death. They made an Indiana Jones movie about it.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 16, 2012 03:26 PM (Yaj4M)

321 Ya know some people claim that President Bush's lukewarm approach to Saddam and Iraq's complaints over Kuwait and his Ambassador's claim that it was an "inter-arab" feud and America was neutral mistakenly gave Saddam the notion that the USA was OK if he invaded Kuwait. Does this bozo obama have any idea how important every word the US President says is? That's rhetorical of course.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 03:26 PM (i6RpT)

322 Romney's "start packing" line just put another $5 million in Obama's war chest via bitter, angry, resentful African-Americans. No matter! I like a confident Mitt Romney. Sure beats those timid Republican shit weasels in Congress.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 16, 2012 03:26 PM (UF4HH)

323 I will thank the media, the administration and all the fellow travelers everyday for firming up my desire to vote for not only the Not Obama but Mitt Romney.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 03:26 PM (TomZ9)

324 321 Grandpa muslim Obammy was imprisoned by the british during a rebellion. Bammy, who didn't even know him, is still getting even.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:27 PM (CMM9V)

325 238 A Real Guy relates to a guy with a car elevator in his house this way:
Damn, that dude's doing something RIGHT. I just hope he's got decent taste in cars. -------- I wonder how he'd do in the reasonably priced car...

Posted by: Anachronda at April 16, 2012 03:27 PM (IrbU4)

326 Oh Jeter leads off with dinger. That's 3 this year already. Hitting about 380 now. I guess the old man found the fountain of youth

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 03:28 PM (i6RpT)

327 328Oh please, like they could get any angrier or more bitter. They've topped out. The next stage is violence.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:28 PM (CMM9V)

328 If I am elected, I promise to make Michelle Obama ashamed of her country again.

Posted by: Mittens at April 16, 2012 03:28 PM (QKKT0)

329 Cheney's heart is beating in the floor joists of the Oval Office scaring the shit out of the one who wears mommy jeans.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 16, 2012 03:28 PM (Yaj4M)

330 brb, taking Marine One to Joint Base Andrews for a pitch and putt.

Posted by: Captain Wormburner at April 16, 2012 03:29 PM (7UUD/)

331 Just throwing this out there: The Brits probably have at least two fast attack submarines lurking down south. The Argentine Navy would hit the bottom in about one day. And then the Tomahawks would land on the Argentine airfields. And then we'd be on the clock for another 30 years. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 07:26 PM (7utQ2) Well I certainly hope so.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 03:29 PM (i6RpT)

332 330 Yep.He hates all "imperialist" powers,including the USA.He's chopping us down to size.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 03:29 PM (7W3wI)

333 338 I really think that was his goal.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:30 PM (CMM9V)

334 I want a President who has a car elevator and every time he knocks up the wife, a masculine child is born

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 03:30 PM (8sCoq)

335 And the Grandy man followed Jeter with another shot to right to tie the game 2-2.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 03:30 PM (i6RpT)

336 I would still be alive today if I had a car elevator.

Posted by: Trayvon at April 16, 2012 03:31 PM (WUWb9)

337 The 1st heart is still in me, I just wanted another for shits and giggles.

Posted by: Dick "2 Hearts" Cheney at April 16, 2012 03:32 PM (KNvk+)

338 339 I think it will come out some day,when people feell more confident in looking into his motives.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 03:32 PM (7W3wI)

339 I want a President who has a car elevator and every time he knocks up the wife, a masculine child is born Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:30 PM (8sCoq) You related to Luca Brasi?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 03:32 PM (i6RpT)

340 338 330 Yep.He hates all "imperialist" powers,including the USA.He's chopping us down to size. Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 07:29 PM (7W3wI) Yeah. Well, come November Romney will chomp a big old piece right out of his Liberalese ass.

Posted by: Bob Dole at April 16, 2012 03:32 PM (niZvt)

341 >Romney's "start packing" line just put another $5 million in Obama's war chest

you've seen how the guy wastes money, right? He'll blow 5 mil on green fees

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 03:32 PM (8sCoq)

342 Off, lmp sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 03:32 PM (niZvt)

343 Go RINOS

is better than "Bend over Purists"

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 07:23 PM (CMM9V)

Yep... I mean it... Go RINOS

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 16, 2012 03:33 PM (nTgAI)

344 Reed Richards is going to stretch his body to cover the White House, suck out all the air, bounce into outer space, and then release Obama into the stratosphere. Then when he returns he will stretch his penis from the Nile to a poor village dying because of a droute in Zimbabwe, thus saving thousands of lives. He is fantastic.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 16, 2012 03:33 PM (lj8le)

345 >You related to Luca Brasi?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 07:32 PM (i6RpT)

we have a similar build...

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 03:33 PM (8sCoq)

346 348 And if it got Obama $5 million it will get Romney $20 million.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 03:34 PM (7W3wI)

347 Yep.He hates all "imperialist" powers,including the USA.He's chopping us down to size.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 07:29 PM (7W3wI)

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I'm sure the SCOAMT understands that the US has never been imperialist. Nah, probably not.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 03:34 PM (RI6QE)

348 334 If I am elected, I promise to make Michelle Obama ashamed of her country again. Posted by: Mittens at April 16, 2012 07:28 PM (QKKT0) Oh, the sour look on the Mooch's face at the Romney inauguration will be priceless!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 03:35 PM (niZvt)

349 we have a similar build...

In that case, I would go with "geology".

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 03:35 PM (7utQ2)

350 Have you ever driven a Cadillac with a North Star engine? It's the best american car you can buy (I bet he's sensitive to that as well). They aren't "cool" any more but I think they have a far superior ride and acceleration to mercedes or lexus or definitely bmw. They just aren't as "hip". Of course we know who decides what's hip.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:35 PM (CMM9V)

351 "Diane Sawyer married film director Mike Nichols in 1988. In 1995 the couple purchased a home in the town of Tisbury, Massachusetts on Martha's Vineyard for $5.3 million. The home was built in 1950 and is set on 17.5 acres." http://tinyurl.com/crdp3qg

Posted by: BuddyPC at April 16, 2012 03:35 PM (JjjnQ)

352 ALL my houses have car elevators and heli-ports.

Posted by: Matt Houston at April 16, 2012 03:36 PM (d3TO3)

353 The U.S. is engaged in both, as the recent naval communication (excerpted below) and figures about naval shipbuilding noted immediately beneath demonstrate. The scenario that follows offers one possible consequence of the United StatesÂ’ prolonged naval disarmament. There are many others. All lead to the same place: a self-inflicted loss of AmericaÂ’s great power status as a direct consequence of its navyÂ’s inability to shape events, to project power, and to defend American and allied interests at a distance from our borders. Advertisement 1. Unclassified Mar. 12, 2012 From: Chief of Naval Operations To: All Hands Subj: Projected Ship Inactivation Schedule Fiscal Year 2013 The Projected FY13 Ship Inactivation Schedule Â… is promulgated as follows: USS Crommelin (frigate, or FFG) USS Underwood FFG USS Curts FFG USS Carr FFG USS Enterprise (aircraft carrier) USS Klakring FFG USS Reuben James FFG USS Cowpens (cruiser, or CG) USS Anzio CG USS Vicksburg CG USS Port Royal CG

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 03:36 PM (7W3wI)

354 "Diane Sawyer married film director Mike Nichols in 1988. In 1995 the couple purchased a home in the town of Tisbury, Massachusetts on Martha's Vineyard for $5.3 million. The home was built in 1950 and is set on 17.5 acres." http://tinyurl.com/crdp3qg Posted by: BuddyPC at April 16, 2012 07:35 PM (JjjnQ) But I am sure Diane mows the lawn right?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 03:36 PM (i6RpT)

355 Oh, the sour look on the Mooch's face at the Romney inauguration will be priceless!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 07:35 PM (niZvt)

I've got 5$ says she tries to bite him.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 16, 2012 03:36 PM (NVu2l)

356 Unimaginable wealth Diane? Like the person that just bought an apartment in your building for $32 Million? There are apartments on the avenue were she resides that has a value that exceeds the net worth of MR. I bet she has been in some of them too. -

Posted by: Uppereastsideinformer at April 16, 2012 03:37 PM (lRMR1)

357 I love the way Cheney's daughters hover over him. It's really endearing. Wish I had my dad to hover over.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:37 PM (CMM9V)

358 Mitt Romney has a car elevator? Huh. I could have used one of those in a critical situation.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Lonely, Crispy Soul at April 16, 2012 03:38 PM (Yaj4M)

359 >Oh, the sour look on the Mooch's face at the Romney inauguration will be priceless!
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 07:35 PM (niZvt)

I've got 5$ says she tries to bite him.

She'll beat his ass on the car ride to the airport

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 03:38 PM (8sCoq)

360 Jane...hope you are better soon. Can you use ice? As that helps a lot with future swelling. Glad you got some pain meds.

278 days, 16 hours until January 20, 2013 and Barry skips up the stair on Marine One for the last time (and I pop the cork and guzzle champagne from bottle).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky ABO 2012 at April 16, 2012 03:38 PM (baL2B)

361 362 or throws ......I can't say it.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:38 PM (CMM9V)

362 Oh, the sour look on the Mooch's face at the Romney inauguration will be priceless!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 07:35 PM (niZvt)

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I'll bet ten bucks she doesn't even show up.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 03:39 PM (RI6QE)

363 Christina Hendrick's cups overfloweth with an unimaginable wealth of quivering gelatinous mammalia. So there's always that...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 03:40 PM (niZvt)

364 If it looks like Romney is definately going to win I'm buying a bottle of champagne and an expensive cigar for election night.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 03:40 PM (7W3wI)

365 Gingrich was just bitten by a penguin at the St Louis Zoo. I think it's time to get out.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:41 PM (CMM9V)

366 Imagine the shit the Obama's will steal on the way out of the White House.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 03:41 PM (DGIjM)

367 The only regret I'm gonna have about Romney Kicking obama's ass out of the WH is that then we are gonna have to commie shit head ex Presidents- Carter and obama. Yeah yeah I know Clinton, but shit being married to hillary can't be easy, so I give him a pass

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 03:42 PM (i6RpT)

368 She'll beat his ass on the car ride to the airport

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:38 PM (8sCoq)

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I wish that congress would allow only enough money to get them back to Chicago with a one-way ticket on Southwest Airlines.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 03:42 PM (RI6QE)

369 371 If it looks like Romney is definately going to win I'm buying a bottle of champagne and an expensive cigar for election night. Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 07:40 PM (7W3wI) I'll send Sandra Flukes a celebratory bouquet of Party Condoms!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 03:43 PM (niZvt)

370

Look, I'm not saying President Obama wasn't born in the United States. Those questions have been answered.

I'm just saying let's hurry up and let him throw that Coke bottle off the edge of the world so he can go back to where he came from.

WHEREVER THAT IS.

Posted by: EoJ's Audition Tape for Romney's Communication Director at April 16, 2012 03:44 PM (JDIKC)

371

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 07:20 PM (7W3wI)

Thanks for that. Heh. While O's trying to stick it to the Brits, he sticks his foot in his mouth! Karma is a b!tch.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl, daughter of a stay-at-home mom at April 16, 2012 03:44 PM (KL49F)

372 Imagine the shit the Obama's will steal on the way out of the White House.

RACIST!!!11!!!

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 16, 2012 03:44 PM (SY2Kh)

373 373 Imagine the shit the Obama's will steal on the way out of the White House. Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 07:41 PM (DGIjM) Someone's ass will look even bigger than usual...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 03:44 PM (niZvt)

374 I'm voting for the guy whose church says "God Damn America!". Pass the wagyu beef, won't you?

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 03:45 PM (FcR7P)

375 I've said it before and I'll say it again.The Obamas can steal everything they can carry as long as they GTFO.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 03:46 PM (7W3wI)

376 The Obamas can steal everything they can carry as long as they GTFO. Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 07:46 PM (7W3wI) Amen

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 03:47 PM (i6RpT)

377 Of course we know who decides what's hip.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 07:35 PM (CMM9V)

Homosexuals on television.

Posted by: Truman North at April 16, 2012 03:47 PM (I2LwF)

378

I'll bet ten bucks she doesn't even show up.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 07:39 PM (RI6QE)

Fuck no she won't show up.

She'll still be in Paris or wherever running up the taxpayer tab on ugly ass clothing and mawing on the most expensive culinary delights she can find.

She will not go gentle into that good night.

Posted by: ErikW at April 16, 2012 03:47 PM (7UUD/)

379 After the Obama's pack up, the Whitehouse will look like one of those abandoned blown out sub-prime houses that sat empty for 3 years harboring only rats and crack dealers.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 16, 2012 03:47 PM (UqwYX)

380 Women and minorities don't stand on their own feet now? Whoa, you're a racist and a misogynist. The children don't have parents?

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:47 PM (CMM9V)

381 steevy, has anyone seen a good reason for the CGs on that list? Having them stacked like that at the end of the schedule screams political pawn to me.

Posted by: Jean at April 16, 2012 03:48 PM (duqON)

382 I'm sure the SCOAMT understands that the US has never been imperialist. Nah, probably not.

Never, riiight.

Posted by: the Philippines at April 16, 2012 03:49 PM (QTHTd)

383 If Obama does lose in 2012, I hope GWB shows up in the first row for his concession speech.

All I want him to do is stand up, point at Obama, loudly say "Ha-Ha", then leave.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 16, 2012 03:49 PM (SY2Kh)

384 386 Of course we know who decides what's hip.
Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 07:35 PM (CMM9V)

Homosexuals on television.

Posted by: Truman North at April 16, 2012 07:47 PM (I2LwF)

Exactly. That's why cadillacs are NOT hip and skinny jeans are.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:49 PM (CMM9V)

385 Pfft. My backyard airstrip trumps that car lift.

Posted by: Vincent Vega at April 16, 2012 03:49 PM (HOOye)

386 Michelle, at Romney's inauguration. Do you think she'll wear widow's weeds?

Posted by: mama winger at April 16, 2012 03:50 PM (P6QsQ)

387 What's the over/under on a midnight Mumia pardon?

Posted by: navybrat at April 16, 2012 03:50 PM (enRdF)

388

Posted by: EoJ's Audition Tape for Romney's Communication Director at April 16, 2012 03:50 PM (JDIKC)

389 Cartoon in the Indianapolis star...The Buffet rule... http://tinyurl.com/7txuy8f

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 03:50 PM (DGIjM)

390 Remember how wasted Teresa Heinz Kerry was when he conceded? That was funny. *burb*

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 03:50 PM (CMM9V)

391 390 I don't think there is a good reason.One of them,I believe was never right after grounding damage but the rest should have years left yet.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 03:50 PM (7W3wI)

392 What's the over/under on a midnight Mumia pardon?

Posted by: navybrat at April 16, 2012 07:50 PM (enRdF)

How much can Mumia contribute to the library fund?

Posted by: Hussein Obama at April 16, 2012 03:51 PM (NVu2l)

393 My backyard airstrip trumps that car lift.

Please do NOT make reference to a landing strip and the Obamas ever again, thanks. The mental image that brings to bear... ((*shudder*))

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 16, 2012 03:52 PM (SY2Kh)

394 What's the over/under on a midnight Mumia pardon?

Zero. Mumia's is a state conviction.

Posted by: Cicero at April 16, 2012 03:52 PM (QKKT0)

395 Romney to Obama: Start Packing

Stop packing! Stop! Stop!!

Posted by: the chicken to Obama at April 16, 2012 03:53 PM (udEUT)

396 Diane Sawyer asks if people can possibly relate to someone who has a car elevator in his garage. Diane, I know what a car elevator is. Could you please explain to me what a "body man" is?

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 03:54 PM (FcR7P)

397 What difference is a state conviction?
Preznints can't pardon them?
Billy Jeff pardoned a boatload of Arkansans, IIRC.

Posted by: navybrat at April 16, 2012 03:54 PM (enRdF)

398 Sometimes the weight of the Obamamonster is so heavy on my head, even the thought of it being lifted feels strange and daring. Like when you first crack open the window in the spring and the air hits your face. You didn't realize how stifled and suffocated you were, until you sniffed the hint of fresh air.

Posted by: mama winger at April 16, 2012 03:54 PM (P6QsQ)

399 Imagine what the WH will look like when they all have to move out in 2012. Administration transition from Clinton to Bush resulted in stolen property and damage, etc. Imagine what these Chicago thugs will do?

Posted by: not just looters; thug, bully looters at April 16, 2012 03:54 PM (HOOye)

400 Presidents can only pardon federal convictions.

Posted by: Cicero at April 16, 2012 03:54 PM (QKKT0)

401 Of course, if you read Hot Air, Obama's gonna win in a walk

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 03:56 PM (8sCoq)

402 Imagine what these Chicago thugs will do?

Posted by: not just looters; thug, bully looters at April 16, 2012 07:54 PM (HOOye)

They are maxing our credit, so the next mob move would be to burn it down for the insurance money.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 16, 2012 03:57 PM (NVu2l)

403 The Democrat-controlled Senate just defeated the Buffet Rule. Reid attached an amendment for soft ice cream along with the crab rangoon and won ton soup after the moo shoo chicken with fried rice, but Hatch said if he couldn't have more General Tso's Chicken with his spring rolls, he'd just have to vote no.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 03:57 PM (niZvt)

404 Obama is a miserable clusterfuck of a miserable failure of a piece of miserable shit of a scumbag of two turds of a miserable failure. Fuck, did that come out wrong.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 16, 2012 03:58 PM (IhUxK)

405 Of course, if you read Hot Air, Obama's gonna win in a walk Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:56 PM (8sCoq) Of course if you read Hot Air, the candidate was going to be Palin, Bachmann, Perry, Cain, Gingrich, or Santorum, but never Romney. Also he freaks out over every fucking D+ poll. This election cycle will be AT BEST D+4 because voter enthusiasm favors the R's more this time around. This isn't like 2008 where Dems enjoyed a D+7 advantage.

Posted by: CAC at April 16, 2012 03:58 PM (CyHXz)

406 "The Democrat-controlled Senate just defeated the Buffet Rule." Now, maybe, finally, Bernie "Colonel" Sanders can go off somewhere and kill himself.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 16, 2012 03:59 PM (IhUxK)

407 Diane, I know what a car elevator is. Could you please explain to me what a "body man" is?

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 07:54 PM (FcR7P) <<<

Oh, SNAP!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 16, 2012 04:00 PM (JDIKC)

408 Imagine what these Chicago thugs will do? Allow an "OWH" infestation for three months while they jet around on Air Force One?

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 04:00 PM (FcR7P)

409 "This election cycle will be AT BEST D+4." I bet that it will be R+2 or R+3. Indys are going for Romney, and married women have broken for him. Listen to him in that ABC interview - he sounds more confident than I have ever heard him.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 16, 2012 04:00 PM (IhUxK)

410 Mitt RoMoney can't really relate to the middle or lower class because he's been fucking wealthy his entire life. He should stop trying to portray himself as someone who understands. The Obamas on the other hand never came from such a priviledged background and CAN relate. THAT is the difference. Just a little inconvenient truth for you, cons.

Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 04:00 PM (Lz+QC)

411 Zero. Mumia's is a state conviction.

Posted by: Cicero at April 16, 2012 07:52 PM (QKKT0)

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The president can pardon anyone he damn well chooses to pardon.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 04:02 PM (RI6QE)

412 Here come da trolls,here come da trolls!

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 04:02 PM (7W3wI)

413 "Imagine what these Chicago thugs will do?" Forget that. Imagine what The Marxist Cancer will do while Romney gets ready to take over. That creep will sell off the WH china, sell pardons, shit and swag from Air Force One, etc. The man will go down swinging, to take whatever he can by stripping the place bare.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 16, 2012 04:02 PM (IhUxK)

414 FYI - The US administration of the Philippines was viewed by locals as a godsend compared to the Spanish, and they got their independence when they wanted it.

Hardly the way imperialistic entities behave.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 16, 2012 04:02 PM (UqwYX)

415 >Now, maybe, finally, Bernie "Colonel" Sanders can go off somewhere and kill himself.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 16, 2012 07:59 PM (IhUxK)

How is Bernie Sanders even allowed in Congress? The guy's an avowed socialist, right? Yet at some point he had to take an oath of office and swear to uphold the Constitution, a document which contains the guarantee of 'a republican form of government'

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 04:03 PM (8sCoq)

416 "The Obamas on the other hand never came from such a priviledged background and CAN relate." Is that why First Lady The Moocher jets around the world spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on designer crap? Because she "can relate"?

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 16, 2012 04:03 PM (IhUxK)

417 If Barack loses Michelle will assault him with her Bat'Leth!

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 04:03 PM (7W3wI)

418 From "Start Packing" we can move on to "Somebody count the silver"

Posted by: Jean at April 16, 2012 04:04 PM (duqON)

419 Mittens starting to get it. Delivery still weak.

Posted by: LibertyAtStake at April 16, 2012 04:04 PM (l7gWx)

420 Mitt RoMoney can't really relate to the middle or lower class because he's been fucking wealthy his entire life. He should stop trying to portray himself as someone who understands.

The Obamas on the other hand never came from such a priviledged background and CAN relate. THAT is the difference.

Just a little inconvenient truth for you, cons.

Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 08:00 PM (Lz+QC)

Punches at the invisible figure before him

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 16, 2012 04:04 PM (nTgAI)

421 Just a little inconvenient truth for you, cons.

Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 08:00 PM (Lz+QC)

It is a matter of degree. I relate to him more than a commie dbag who hates me.

I will enjoy your tears.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 16, 2012 04:04 PM (NVu2l)

422 "How is Bernie Sanders even allowed in Congress? The guy's an avowed socialist, right? Yet at some point he had to take an oath of office and swear to uphold the Constitution, a document which contains the guarantee of 'a republican form of government'" Ask the Doofi from Vermont. Their state bird is the cringing chicken. Their state motto is "Holy Shit, Do We Hate America!" BTW, Sanders is a Jew from the Bronx, as are my parents. And don't that make me proud that I share that little piece of trivia with that Socialist asshole.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 16, 2012 04:05 PM (IhUxK)

423 The Obamas on the other hand never came from such a priviledged background and CAN relate. Foodstamps are God's way of telling us that Obama loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 04:05 PM (FcR7P)

424 Just a little inconvenient truth for you, cons. Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 08:00 PM (Lz+QC) Who gives a shit? Seriously... who gives a shit? Obama sucks. If thats your best argument.. dude, you are seriously fucked in November.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 04:06 PM (DGIjM)

425 Mitt RoMoney

We know you don't have the brains to come up with something like that all by yourself. Must've been in today's desperation e-mail from Obama HQ for trolls to post on websites.

Posted by: Theresa at April 16, 2012 04:07 PM (Cf5RM)

426 FYI - The US administration of the Philippines was viewed by locals as a godsend compared to the Spanish, and they got their independence when they wanted it.

Hardly the way imperialistic entities behave.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 16, 2012 08:02 PM (UqwYX)

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The Philipine land that we used for bases was leased. We paid them to be there. When our last lease was up, they asked us to leave, and we did. Peacefully.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 04:07 PM (RI6QE)

427 Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 08:00 PM (Lz+QC

brb
Checking out Colombia for mooche's next vacation.

Posted by: SCOAMF at April 16, 2012 04:07 PM (eXigD)

428 >Just a little inconvenient truth for you, cons.

Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 08:00 PM (Lz+QC)

Fuck off. We applaud success. You resent it because you are too stupid to compete.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 04:07 PM (8sCoq)

429 You have just some guy in the neighborhood who's a terrorist? Obama can relate to you.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 04:09 PM (FcR7P)

430 "Romney to Obama, start packing". Well on the upside I'm sure he's got a whole ton of extra towels from all the swanky hotels he stayed at while on vacation on the tax payers dime. Oh, and Mr. "President", I wouldn't advise taking the ones your Secret Service detail brought back with them from Columbia.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 04:09 PM (R5yLq)

431 433 Yeah,they may be rethinking that now.A US Navy presence would be comforting for them now.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 04:09 PM (7W3wI)

432 i dunno, i still can't relate to a lifestyle that had me live in other countries as a muslim. that chose to vacation in Pakistan instead of newport beach .a mother that sent me to gramma to be be put into private schools. a man that chose criminals as his mentors.
nope still can't relate.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 04:09 PM (TomZ9)

433 Short of my marriage and giving birth twice, January 20, 2013 could be in the top five of my favorite days alive if the thugs go back to Chicago... I would say where they were whelped, but that only applies to our dear FLOTUS, flatus, whatever.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky ABO 2012 at April 16, 2012 04:10 PM (baL2B)

434 Aw, let's not pick on the troll Stanley J. He's just a stupefied Obama moron. He cannot help himself. A lifetime in Loserville has made him want to have a fellow Loser running this country into the ground.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 16, 2012 04:10 PM (IhUxK)

435 402 My backyard airstrip trumps that car lift. Please do NOT make reference to a landing strip and the Obamas ever again, thanks. The mental image that brings to bear... ((*shudder*)) Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 16, 2012 07:52 PM (SY2Kh) ------------- Tsk. Not only does my Boeing trump Mitten's lift, but I'm really packing. Yeah, I'm really packing. http://tinyurl.com/cn3dt73 Man up!

Posted by: Vincent Vega at April 16, 2012 04:11 PM (HOOye)

436 Stuck at a $300,000/yr attendance-optional job? Michelle Obama can relate to you.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 04:11 PM (FcR7P)

437 >Aw, let's not pick on the troll Stanley J.

you're right. He's got nothing.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 04:12 PM (8sCoq)

438 417 Mitt RoMoney can't really relate to the middle or lower class because he's been fucking wealthy his entire life. He should stop trying to portray himself as someone who understands. The Obamas on the other hand never came from such a priviledged background and CAN relate. THAT is the difference. Just a little inconvenient truth for you, cons. Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 08:00 PM (Lz+QC) A radical community organizer that attended a racist black nationalist church for 20 years in between lecture gigs at an elite university can relate to typical working class white suburbanites... How?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 04:12 PM (niZvt)

439 Hardly the way imperialistic entities behave.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 16, 2012 08:02 PM (UqwYX)

Lefties think us having the world's reserve currency is enough to be evil imperialists. They don't care about reality, they just envy and hate us. That is the truth libs can't admit.

Empires also tend to keep the lands they conqer and demand tribute. If we are imperialist, we really suck at it.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 16, 2012 04:13 PM (NVu2l)

440 StanleyJ is living off the government dole and it isn't nearly enough.

Posted by: Cicero at April 16, 2012 04:13 PM (QKKT0)

441 "The Obamas on the other hand never came from such a priviledged background and CAN relate. THAT is the difference. Just a little inconvenient truth for you, cons." Rotflmao - Oh ya, you got one who attended Harvard and the other who attended Princeton. They are so "in touch" with the middle class. You wouldn't know the truth if it came up and bit you on your sorry ass you dumbshit troll. Do some fucking research, will you? Before you embarrass yourself even further. Assuming that's even possible.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 04:13 PM (R5yLq)

442 Fuck off. We applaud success. You resent it because you are too stupid to compete.

^^^^^
THIS.

Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at April 16, 2012 04:13 PM (tfw18)

443 Is that the best YOU'VE got? Lobster tails? Vacations? Guess what? The presidency comes with a few perks they are allowed to take advantage of once in a while. Extravagance comes with the position and in many cases is necessary. Remind me how many times bush visited his ranch again?...

Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 04:14 PM (Lz+QC)

444
StanleyJ,

Thanks for sticking up for me.
btw do you the price of arugula?
Gotta pick some up. Having some Wagyu burgers tonight.

Posted by: SCOAMF at April 16, 2012 04:14 PM (eXigD)

445 Special-- Sgt. York and "Pragmatic" are having a "not voting for Romney" confab together at the end of the last post.

Posted by: tasker at April 16, 2012 04:14 PM (r2PLg)

446

The Obamas on the other hand never came from such a priviledged background and CAN relate. THAT is the difference.

Just a little inconvenient truth for you, cons.<<<

I've got sour news for you, Stanley. Stanley Ann Dunham, Obama's whore mother, was the daughter of a bank vice-president. His mother had the leisure to pursue a Ph.D in anthropology so she could travel the Third World, sampling multiple varieties of foreign cock.

Your boy Barry got to go to a private prep school, a private college and Harvard University. Yes, he's so earthy and REAL, jerkoff.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 16, 2012 04:14 PM (JDIKC)

447 Just a little inconvenient truth for you, cons.
Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 08:00 PM (Lz+QC)
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An inconvenient truth for your Prog ass. If Barky gets re-elected, this country is FUCKED. That means you too douchebag.

Do you know who Neville Chanberlain was, he pandered to Hitler just like your Chicago Jesus jackass president is. If Israel and or the US get nuked THANK EMPEROR BARACKA I.

He racked up more debt in 3 years than Bush did in 8. While Bush wasn't perfect Obama is a DISASTER.

WHO IS GOING TO PAY THE DEBT GENIUS??

He's driving the country off a cliff, just like a good little progressive stooge.

EAT A BAG OF DICKS FOOL

Posted by: Elint Engr at April 16, 2012 04:14 PM (sJKFk)

448 Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 08:00 PM (Lz+QC)

Look everyone it's StanleyJ, or should I say:

Del
Leigh T
daniel b

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 16, 2012 04:14 PM (qfooS)

449 "Stuck at a $300,000/yr attendance-optional job? Michelle Obama can relate to you." Well if I ever get to be her supervisor you can bet your ass attendance will not be optional. Rotfl

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 04:15 PM (R5yLq)

450 I don't spend a $1.40 for every dollar I make, I want a President and government that can relate to that.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 16, 2012 04:15 PM (GZitp)

451 If you say you aren't going to vote for Romney you should be locked on a thread with Greg or some other liberal troll... It would be a "lack o'logic cage match".

Posted by: tasker at April 16, 2012 04:16 PM (r2PLg)

452 >Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 08:14 PM (Lz+QC)

OMG dude, you're embarrassing yourself. This is Ace of Fucking Spades, and if you wanna troll here, you gotta do better than that. Weak shit, pal.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 04:16 PM (8sCoq)

453 415 Imagine what these Chicago thugs will do? Allow an "OWH" infestation for three months while they jet around on Air Force One? --------------- Oh my, you were reading my mind. I envisioned them "marking" their spots.

Posted by: not just looters; thug, bully looters at April 16, 2012 04:17 PM (HOOye)

454 Diane Sawyer has a net worth of around 50 million dollars. She makes 12 million a year from ABC and has a car service to keep her insulated from the riff-raff. She does no actual reporting but only repeats the democratic talking points outlined to her producer during the weekly media coordinating conference call with the WH communications and political advisors. But Mittens is out of touch because he is a rich businessman.

Posted by: Daybrother SMOD/Perry 2012 at April 16, 2012 04:17 PM (WCuHB)

455 I wonder when Stanley J will begin to admonish those on the left with immense wealth. I have yet to hear one peep from any progressive idiot for Buffett, Soros, Winfrey, Kerry, any Kennedy, Gore, Pelosi, and any number of celebutards to start relating to the middle class and spread their wealth.

Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at April 16, 2012 04:17 PM (tfw18)

456
Guess what? The presidency comes with a few perks they are allowed to take advantage of once in a while. Extravagance comes with the position and in many cases is necessary. Remind me how many times bush visited his ranch again?...

Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 08:14 PM (Lz+QC)

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Geez. Your too stupid to be living. Go die somewhere.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 04:17 PM (RI6QE)

457 Remind me how many times bush visited his ranch again?... Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 08:14 PM (Lz+QC) Many of those visits were working trips with his advisors and foreign leaders and his ranch is the cheapest place for the President Bush to go. 20 of his trips there probably don't add up to one of obama's trips to hawaii or for sure his wife'e to Spain. So get off that bullshit and go get your shine box

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 04:17 PM (i6RpT)

458 HIS RANCH.HIS RANCH!!.Asshole.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 04:17 PM (7W3wI)

459

Why don't more Republican politicians make the argument that after the Bush tax cuts the share of total federal liability for the top 1% rose by almost 16% - from 24.3% in 1999 to 28.1% in 2007.

It seems like that would be a pretty good talking point to combat the dems soak the rich rhetoric.

Posted by: Colonel Pooteh at April 16, 2012 04:18 PM (YhZFe)

460 Bush visited his ranch because it was better than jetting around living large in frot of a country going through war with people dieing.
Obama and crew however lives it up as if there is nothing to stop him. he has a tin ear and a lack of compassion, OH YAY you will say he has compassion he does not, not on HIS OWN dime, sure taking others dimes to throw into the street is easy.a crisis where millions have lost jobs and homes. live,it.up, keep on keeping on.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 04:18 PM (TomZ9)

461 Here's a topic of conversation: If Obama loses in November, where will he and his douchebag wife travel to during the last three months of his maladministration? A. Colombia...to see the hookers. B. Russia, to console Vlad the Imperial. C. Egypt/Iran/Syria, to thank his myriad of radical Islamic supporters with a "good bye" tour.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 16, 2012 04:18 PM (IhUxK)

462 dying*

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 04:18 PM (TomZ9)

463

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 04:19 PM (8sCoq)

464 411 Obama is a miserable clusterfuck of a miserable failure of a piece of miserable shit of a scumbag of two turds of a miserable failure.

Fuck, did that come out wrong.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 16, 2012 07:58 PM (IhUxK)

Not really. You might have just come a bit closer though by adding "a metric ton" in there somewhere.

Posted by: NIPPP (aka jem) at April 16, 2012 04:19 PM (0oYHO)

465
I read these trolls and have to think that if stupid really WAS painful, they'd be in intensive care.

Boggle your mind, it will.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 16, 2012 04:19 PM (SAMxH)

466 I've had about a damn 'uff of Diane Sawyer.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2012 04:19 PM (piMMO)

467 Here's a topic of conversation: If Obama loses in November, where will he and his douchebag wife travel to during the last three months of his maladministration? A. Colombia...to see the hookers. B. Russia, to console Vlad the Imperial. C. Egypt/Iran/Syria, to thank his myriad of radical Islamic supporters with a "good bye" tour. Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 16, 2012 08:18 PM (IhUxK) Dollars to donuts there is one place he will not be going to live--Chicago!

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 04:20 PM (i6RpT)

468 You know, MFM, you might want to dig on the left side some if you want the economy out of the ditch.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 04:20 PM (FcR7P)

469 You're

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 04:20 PM (RI6QE)

470
A. Colombia...to see the hookers.

B. Russia, to console Vlad the Imperial.

C. Egypt/Iran/Syria, to thank his myriad of radical Islamic supporters with a "good bye" tour.

****

All the above?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2012 04:20 PM (piMMO)

471 "I wonder when Stanley J will begin to admonish those on the left with immense wealth." Of course, to cretins like Stan the Flam, FDR and JFK weren't "wealthy" - they were "extremely well off but needing additional resources." And John Fuckedup Kerry? He wasn't rich - he just had a lot of zeroes in his bank account.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 16, 2012 04:21 PM (IhUxK)

472 "Remind me how many times bush visited his ranch again?... " Remind me how long Bush has been out of office again? Then do a little math. You know, like how much it cost the taxpayers for Bush to fly home and stay there, vrs how much the Obama's spend going on lavish vacations every 5 goddamn minutes. Lavish vacations that I pay for with my tax money, and all the while I get to listen to this prick tell me I'm not paying enough in taxes. Maybe of O'Bumbles would keep that ugly ass wookie at home once in a while he wouldn't need to raise my taxes. Wow.. is this seriously all you have? It's just sad.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 04:21 PM (R5yLq)

473 king put.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 04:21 PM (TomZ9)

474 End 1st WSH 1 BOS 0

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 04:21 PM (8sCoq)

475
Presidential pardon powers as enumerated in Article 2, Section 2 of the U.S. Constitution:

The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to Grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.
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It does not specify federal crimes.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 16, 2012 04:22 PM (7+pP9)

476 "All the above?" You may be right - after all, he'll have three months (November, December, January), and he won't need TOO much time to strip the White House walls of paintings and valuables.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 16, 2012 04:22 PM (IhUxK)

477 Ay Yi Yi---Anyone see the pic of Swillary on Lucianne, making America proud.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2012 04:22 PM (vpe0k)

478 If Obama loses in November, where will he and his douchebag wife travel to during the last three months of his maladministration? Well, it won't be together, that's for sure.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 04:22 PM (FcR7P)

479 Mitt RoMoney can't really relate to the middle or lower class because he's been fucking wealthy his entire life. He should stop trying to portray himself as someone who understands. The Obamas on the other hand never came from such a priviledged background and CAN relate. THAT is the difference. Just a little inconvenient truth for you, cons.
Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 08:00 PM

Says the troll from the side that worships the Kennedy family as much as Obama

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2012 04:22 PM (Y+DPZ)

480 Let's also stop to think about expenses and security for the ranch vs security to take Lady O to a Broadway show. No contest.

Posted by: Lauren at April 16, 2012 04:23 PM (ScQIa)

481 Notice the trolls argument.. nothing positive about what Obama has done..... nothing about the stellar job on the economy... THEY HAVE NOTHING TO RUN ON. Zilch.. zero.. nada.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 04:23 PM (DGIjM)

482 It does not specify federal crimes. Sure looks like it does.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 04:23 PM (FcR7P)

483 Dude.

What the hell is this from Drudge?

http://bit.ly/HMQh9e

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2012 04:24 PM (piMMO)

484

If Obama loses in November, where will he and his douchebag wife travel to during the last three months of his maladministration?

A. Colombia...to see the hookers.

B. Russia, to console Vlad the Imperial.

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B) is kind of scary. He could be extremely flexible in the two months after his defeat.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 04:24 PM (RI6QE)

485 Remind me how many times bush visited his ranch again?...
Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 08:14 PM (Lz+QC)

If the Obama's went back to their HOME in Chicago all the time, no one would give a rat's ass.

It's the constant vacations that annoy people, little Stanley, especially to those expensive foreign locales. I don't recall any child of a president of either party being sent to Mexico with 12 friends on her Spring break.

Unprecedented. And typical of this profligate administration.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 04:24 PM (SsG4J)

486 A question. What happens to the old hearts from a transplant? Do they send it to the Purina factory? Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2012 07:09 PM (RI6QE) Crab bait? http://tinyurl.com/7f83qt2

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 16, 2012 04:25 PM (j+Izh)

487 > Pardons for Offenses against the United States,

sounds like a federal rap to me

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 04:25 PM (8sCoq)

488 The Bush family didn't even attend their own daughters' graduations because they didn't want to cause a spectacle. Compare and contrast with the Look At Me Obamas.

Posted by: Lauren at April 16, 2012 04:25 PM (ScQIa)

489 My cousin has a car lift in his garage, and he's a welder.

Welders make good money, but not millionaire money.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at April 16, 2012 04:25 PM (celt+)

490 "Notice the trolls argument.. nothing positive about what Obama has done..... nothing about the stellar job on the economy... THEY HAVE NOTHING TO RUN ON. Zilch.. zero.. nada." Lol.. you got that right. It's all about how Obama makes him feel, nothing about what the empty suit has actually done. About all he's accomplished is to run up the debt to the point where my grandkids grandkids will still be paying for his crap. And somehow that is supposedly helping those of us in the middle class? Sheesh.. Oh, and Howdy JJS. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 04:26 PM (R5yLq)

491 The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to Grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment. Wht about the power to require a Lewinsky? Where is that enumerated?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 04:26 PM (niZvt)

492 Oh, and Howdy JJS. Lol Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 08:26 PM (R5yLq) Hey SOS!!!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 04:27 PM (DGIjM)

493 new thread up

Posted by: guy who says new thread up at April 16, 2012 04:28 PM (8sCoq)

494 499 My cousin has a car lift in his garage, and he's a welder. Welders make good money, but not millionaire money. Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at April 16, 2012 08:25 PM (celt+) I have a smartphone dashboard mount in my car. Is Diane Sawyer down with that?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 04:28 PM (niZvt)

495 It is a matter of degree. I relate to him more than a commie dbag who hates me.

i dunno, i still can't relate to a lifestyle that had me live in other countries as a muslim. that chose to vacation in Pakistan instead of newport beach .a mother that sent me to gramma to be be put into private schools. a man that chose criminals as his mentors.
nope still can't relate.

These are all such excellent points!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 04:28 PM (SsG4J)

496 THEY HAVE NOTHING TO RUN ON. Zilch.. zero.. nada.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 08:23 PM (DGIjM)

same ole same ole, they run on class warfare, race warfare , and abortion. they are disgusting.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 04:28 PM (TomZ9)

497 Wht about the power to require a Lewinsky? Where is that enumerated? Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 08:26 PM (niZvt) JFK usually numerated that one in the old WH Pool, but Clinton liked the Oval Office better

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 04:30 PM (i6RpT)

498 488 If Obama loses in November, where will he and his douchebag wife travel to during the last three months of his maladministration? Well, it won't be together, that's for sure. Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 08:22 PM (FcR7P) ------------------ No doubt. That story about Moochelle having an affair with her driver? body guard? disappeared mighty quick, eh? Who would want to touch a parasitic ridden marxist with NPD. And, a loser, at that.

Posted by: Michelle needs someone else to mooch off of... at April 16, 2012 04:30 PM (HOOye)

499 OT who's the guy in the sidebar with donkey teeth?

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 04:31 PM (7W3wI)

500 Lick, the used to say he was RP fan, rips off the mask for Obama.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 04:31 PM (TomZ9)

501 "B) is kind of scary. He could be extremely flexible in the two months after his defeat." Who knows what he will do? The media will be spending all of their time consoling themselves over the loss of this "political giant" (actually a mental midget) and asking why the American people are "so stupid" as to get rid of this man after just one term, or excoriating us for being racists for getting rid of the "first African American President." The media won't be looking at what he will be doing - giving favors to his cronies, issuing pardons for payment to murderers and drug dealers (some of whom he probably knows all too well), or selling off the White House china, one plate and spoon at a time. A cornered rat is always dangerous. A man leaving a job forever, who has nothing to lose and unlimited power to do it, will do just about anything. And he will.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 16, 2012 04:32 PM (IhUxK)

502 i wish we had a nice new thread.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 04:32 PM (TomZ9)

503 Poor Stanley J. I don't relate to a coke-snorter. No, no I do not. Obama = takes Romney = gives It is pretty much that simple. Stanley is a taker. "Where's my Obamamoney!?"

Posted by: nope at April 16, 2012 04:35 PM (HOOye)

504 by Whom Lick? the govt? or what to eat by Obama?
or if i can salt or sugar anything?
or if i'm allowed to keep medical information between myself and a DOC and no other?

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 04:35 PM (TomZ9)

505 how about that idea of carbon credits? can i have a lightbulb that i want?

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 04:37 PM (TomZ9)

506 nevermind, going to look at the flowers starting to bloom. they are gorgeous!

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2012 04:38 PM (TomZ9)

507 "Hey SOS!!!" Lol.. Hummingbird got pretty excited about making the top ten commenters list. It was cute as hell. How's life treating you Shrimp?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 04:38 PM (R5yLq)

508
>It does not specify federal crimes.

Sure looks like it does.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 08:23 PM (FcR7P)

The term Offenses against the United States leaves a lot of wiggle room.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 16, 2012 04:40 PM (7+pP9)

509 @520: "Willow, why do you vote for people that do not believe in equal pay for equal work?" You mean the Obama White House?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks at April 16, 2012 04:41 PM (niZvt)

510 "Posted by: Lick at April 16, 2012 08:39 PM (LkOvb)" Lick, how about you actually argue something other than a straw man for a change? Rotfl.. ok, seriously, why do I bother. Not like you've ever had a single intelligent or even semi coherent thought run through your tiny troll brain. I'm sorry, I'll stop trying to confuse you with facts and you can go back to spouting nonsense again. Sometimes I just get this wild hair and think to myself, hey, maybe this guy can actually handle a real, adult conversation. Then I remember it's you, laugh and move on. So, laughing and moving on.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 04:41 PM (R5yLq)

511 Oh and Lick... My anus.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks at April 16, 2012 04:41 PM (niZvt)

512 Off sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 04:42 PM (niZvt)

513 524 Oh and Lick... My anus.
Posted by: Christina Hendricks at April 16, 2012 08:41 PM (niZvt)

Well since you asked so nicely.

Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 04:46 PM (GULKT)

514 I believe that the pardon power of the President of the United States is absolute. The power of a Governor is also absolute, as far as state crimes only. Look what just happened in Mississippi as Haley Barbour was leaving office. Romney should not go anywhere near Barbour - he is persona non grata right now.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 16, 2012 04:47 PM (IhUxK)

515 Why would any women vote for someone that believes equal pay for equal work should not be protected by law?

Posted by: Lick at April 16, 2012 08:46 PM (LkOvb)

Read the bill, raykon. It's about lawsuits.

Don't you have some weaponry to talk about or some lyrics to post??? You come across as so dumb when you don't get your facts straight on political issues.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 04:51 PM (SsG4J)

516 Oh and Lick... My anus.
Posted by: Christina Hendricks

Sweetheart, if that's really you, I'll be right over and bring my own bib.

Posted by: sifty at April 16, 2012 04:52 PM (uGQ4X)

517 "Why would any women vote for someone that believes equal pay for equal work should not be protected by law?" I think the real question here is why would any woman date a guy who lives in his mom's basement and has nothing better to do all night than to troll a blog? Oh.. that's right, she wouldn't. Ok. Well that explains a lot. Seriously, Lick.. 3 things. 1. Shower 2. Get a Job 3. Find a Girl It's all out of love man. And the shower thing? Not optional. Also if you want a good woman you might want to dump the beta male persona. Actually women that you don't have to inflate - well, they kind of like men. Ok, done all I can do for you buddy. Rest is up to you. Good luck - oh, and if by some miracle you can get a woman to give you the time of day.. umm.. well, replace the spiderman sheets with something .. anything really.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 04:53 PM (R5yLq)

518 Oh, now you've done it, Miss Tammys on troll patrol. Do not anger Miss Tammy. You wouldn't like her when she's angry. Oh, and DIAF.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 16, 2012 04:54 PM (I/cLr)

519 The Obamas on the other hand never came from such a priviledged background and CAN relate. THAT is the difference.

Just a little inconvenient truth for you, cons.

Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 08:00 PM (Lz+QC)--------------------------------

He was very privilideged. You cannot disregard Ms. Stanley's parents in his upbringing. Doting grandparentsmake a tremendous impact.

Posted by: MagicalMaggieT at April 16, 2012 04:54 PM (rZZA3)

520 My pickup truck has no mini-guns.

Mitt Romney is our candidate.

In life you have to deal with things and make the best chicken salad you can.

Anything beats the SCOAMF.

Posted by: sifty at April 16, 2012 04:55 PM (uGQ4X)

521 "You wouldn't like her when she's angry. " Well I probably would but I'm funny that way. Lol.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 04:55 PM (R5yLq)

522 Yeah, SoS, but you rarely go out of your way to insult the ettes. Quite the opposite, from what I've heard.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 16, 2012 04:57 PM (I/cLr)

523 Oh whoops, I misspelled "never" as "rarely" in my last. Sorry.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 16, 2012 04:58 PM (I/cLr)

524 DC!!!! How do? How's Cougar?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 04:58 PM (SsG4J)

525 "Yeah, SoS, but you rarely go out of your way to insult the ettes. Quite the opposite, from what I've heard." Insult a woman? Ya. Like I really want my grandfather springing out of his grave, kicking my ass up one side and down the other, then dragging me back to the cemetery and letting the real pain begin as Grandma is awakened from her eternal slumber to really dole out some pain. Thanks, pass.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 05:00 PM (R5yLq)

526 We're well, Tammy! She's on the couch with me, but I'm heading for bed about now. My regards to the night shift. I've been catching up on the comments in the mornings.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 16, 2012 05:04 PM (I/cLr)

527 Ladies the rights God does not think you are equal.

Posted by: Lick at April 16, 2012 09:03 PM (LkOvb)

Dear troll for whom I used to stick up....where on Earth do you get this stuff???

There are no doubt a few extreme religious nuts on the right who believe this, just like there are extreme nuts on the left who believe America is evil.

But most people on the right do not believe it, so you just look stupid harping on it.

Stick with your guns and music.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:06 PM (SsG4J)

528

Posted by: StanleyJ at April 16, 2012 08:00 PM (Lz+QC)

The "ObamaS"??? Uh, Barry was mucho priveleged. Wealthy white grandparents (typical white grandma was bank VP), a step-dad who was an oil exec, Barry went to private schools in Indonesia and had a nanny (tranvestite). When he gotback to HI, he went to the VERY BEST private school there and then onto elite and ivy league schools. Michelle might know something about "schtruggling", but AA cameto herrescue. But Barry doesn't know a thing about being poor.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl, daughter of a stay-at-home mom at April 16, 2012 05:07 PM (KL49F)

529 Okay, sleep good, DC. I'll tell Graveyard you said hello!

Be nice to Cougar there, all snuggled up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:07 PM (SsG4J)

530 Tammy, that shitheaded troll gets his biblical information from shitty Keanu Reeves movies.

Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 05:09 PM (GULKT)

531 Dang at April 16, 2012 06:51 PM (Ky1+e) The comments on this thread are classic. If they were put in book form, I would buy it.

Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2012 05:10 PM (I1icO)

532 Tammy, that shitheaded troll gets his biblical information from shitty Keanu Reeves movies.

Well, he could be getting it straight from the Bible for all I know, buzz, but he doesn't seem to realize that no one here believes that women don't deserve equal pay.

Of course, he's drunk all the time, so his reasoning is shaky, but you'd think he'd get a clue at SOME point.

I just hate that he comes across looking so ignorant. I feel like there is surely a brain there somewhere, and I hate to see it wasted.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:13 PM (SsG4J)

533 Palin, Bachmann, Beckerhead, Sanitorium, etc, etc.

Are anti-abortion. Yes. So am I. But none of them ever did anything to change the law regarding it.

I don't believe in abortion OR the death penalty, but if I were the Governor of a state where it was legal, I wouldn't try and change the law.

A person's personal beliefs are not what they should be judged by. Judge them by their record.

Now, none of them has ever said a word about pay, so I am not sure what you're rambling about there.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:16 PM (SsG4J)

534 Ladies, should I start quoting the bible?

Raykon, listen to me... what I am trying to tell you is that the vast majority of people on the right do not vote based on every word in the Bible.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:22 PM (SsG4J)

535 Lord, at least quote the New Testament, child.

Christians believe the New Testament takes precedent over the Old. We follow Jesus's words, not the old Jewish law, which is what Leviticus is.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:24 PM (SsG4J)

536 I think the secret to the right is just keep repeating shit, no matter how untrue, and it becomes reality.

Posted by: Lick at April 16, 2012 09:26 PM (LkOvb)

But that's what you're doing, silly! Repeating stuff that few people here believe. Try quoting the Constitution. Sober. Have a real conversation.

Actually, you're sounding a little more sober now. Good for you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:31 PM (SsG4J)

537 "It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid."

LOL, that may be true! Hopefully NOT for Obama Care!

Let's talk about music instead.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:34 PM (SsG4J)

538 I think you are arguing with a bot.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 16, 2012 05:36 PM (NVu2l)

539 Nah, he's not a bot, he's a stoner. I have an unaccountable soft spot for him, and he seemed somewhat lucid there for a minute.

Figured I could keep him busy here and off other threads, if nothing else. I reckon he'll make me look like an idiot for trying to get along with him again any minute now, he always does.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:38 PM (SsG4J)

540 Hmmm......don't know Country Strong, as I have told yo a million times.....let's go Queen or U2.

Or Zep?

Which is your favorite?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:39 PM (SsG4J)

541 Put Bo on top of the Family Truckster on your way out! Bye bye Soetoro...or whatever your name is!

Posted by: Romney's Kids at April 16, 2012 05:41 PM (c3mby)

542 You're wasting time Tammy. Being polite to him does not help. He's not worth wasting your energy. Its little more than worthless scum.

Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 05:41 PM (GULKT)

543 Sometimes he's nice, buzz. I don't think he's scum. Annoying, yes!

And he acts scummy most of the time, I admit.

But I still feel like somewhere in there is a cool guy.

Now and then, I just gotta try and bring that side out of him.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:45 PM (SsG4J)

544 raykon,that's Merle Haggard! Did they redo it for that movie?

That is a beautiful song.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:46 PM (SsG4J)

545 I need to go look it up. Is it just called Country Strong?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:46 PM (SsG4J)

546 Is that the Paltrow character or another actress? I'll let YOU be the judge of those other parts!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:50 PM (SsG4J)

547 Oh, yes, she's very pretty. Very feminine looking.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:51 PM (SsG4J)

548 The movie soundtrack is 100 times better than the fake country singers.

I could probably be talked in to buying the soundtrack, especially if it has Silver Wings on it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:54 PM (SsG4J)

549 I did, she is very pretty.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:54 PM (SsG4J)

550 How's your pup? Don't you have a hairless?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:55 PM (SsG4J)

551 Wht about the power to require a Lewinsky? Where is that enumerated? Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 08:26 PM (niZvt) It's in the Preamble. See the phrase " a more perfect Union".

Posted by: eman at April 16, 2012 06:01 PM (YrBvI)

552

I can understand why Diane Sawyer would have trouble relating to a fellow who had a car elevator in his garage.

One thing for danged sure, the mental elevator doesn't even get to the mezzanine in Diane's mind.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 16, 2012 06:28 PM (6USwK)

553 Hard to believe that at one time Diane Sawyer was thought to be a conservative --or at least right-leaning-- because she was employed by Richard Nixon through the 70s in various capacities.

Posted by: boycat at April 16, 2012 06:34 PM (uchMt)

554 Note to Romney: Spray for Roaches.

Posted by: Washington's Just Sayin' at April 16, 2012 06:55 PM (VMcEw)

555 I think the response to someone building a car elevator for their garage is to say "cool, I wish I had one"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 16, 2012 08:07 PM (r4wIV)

556 I'd love to see Obama try to pardon Mumia. The PA State Police, let alone the Philly PD, would be using Mumia's dreadlocked head for target practice on his way out the door.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 16, 2012 10:09 PM (fiXQh)

557

DonÂ’t settle for NOTHING (Zero or Zero) (i.e., Romney or Obama). America needs a real leader with real accomplishments as a conservative. Please dump Mittens in Tampa and then draft Perry/West. Real leadership and real defense of what makes America great (and no heartlessness). Tort reform, low taxes, jobs, and real growth for the economy and military experience . . . Perry/West are the MEN America needs now! NO MORE WIMPS IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

Perry/West 2012

Posted by: Pragmatic at April 17, 2012 02:44 AM (elHhH)

558 Car elevators are the new luxury yachts.

I can't imagine watching Diane Sawyer for longer than about 10 seconds. I can barely make it through the ploddingly patronizing tone of the promos she does on GMA: "And tonight we'll take you inside the new craze that's sweeping the world of pet grooming, and how it could mean dozens of new jobs for America! Also, the Octomom is speaking out on high school bullying! She sets the record straight in this moving interview. You don't want to miss this!"

Posted by: GalosGann at April 17, 2012 02:58 AM (T3KlW)

559 Romney telling Obama to start packing is the smartest thing he's said during the entire campaign.

Posted by: Fed Up Voter and Taxpayer at April 17, 2012 08:32 AM (WvS06)

560 Maybe in 2008 Barky's snake power were ascendant, and they have declined since then. My speculation is that on one of his trips overseas, Barky got a hold of some" Not-Quite-Right" dog meat, and a "Rabid Dog" power over took him.

I really don't know if this could be true. I wasnÂ’t raised to believe that if you eat the meat of various animals you gain the powers and attributes of those animals so my understanding of this phenomenon is limited. But it would explain the decline of Barky's magnetism over the last few years.

Posted by: test at April 19, 2012 11:55 AM (aQ3++)

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