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September 20, 2012

Romney to Obama: What About Your Gaaaffes?
— Ace

Good appearance -- a little bit of fire -- from Romney, questioning Obama's curious new excuse that he just can't change things "on the inside."

"Isn't that amazing?" Romney asks rhetorically. (Incidentally, Romney sounds good, at least to me, in using this sort of phrasing, which strikes me as old-fashioned, but appealingly so. It's deployed with sarcasm to give it that new-fangled feel.)

Meanwhile, Governor Rick Perry joins those with messages for Obama written on their hands.

If you check Drudge's headline--

FIRST SERIOUS INTERVIEW:
PRESSED ON FAILURES BY UNIVISION

you'll see it's calculated to embarrass the media. Will it? I have this weird hopeful streak that they cannot look themselves in the mirror being such godawful shills, and yet they're okay with it, aren't they?

We see what happens when Obama's asked some difficult questions: He screws up. The reason we don't see this often is not that he is a cognitive high evolutionary; it's because he's never asked difficult questions. Questions about wedge issues. With follow-ups. With contradictions.

When he is asked these -- which, fortunately for him, he never is -- he stumbles like, what was that phrase I heard one time?, a Stuttering Clusterf**k of a Miserable Failure.

The press is big on gaaaaffes when it comes to Romney. Hey, maybe ask the Bumbleflop Incompetent in the Oval Office a tough question from time to time and check out the pure failure that comes tumbling out of his mouth, huh?

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1 Anyone want to buy an Obama-flag?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2012 03:33 PM (vDl/w)

2 Obama left hand: Um, er
Obama right hand: Er, um

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2012 03:35 PM (vDl/w)

3 Univision is run by Miami Cuban-Americans ... apparently Barky was unaware of this.

Posted by: Kristophr at September 20, 2012 03:35 PM (wYVte)

4 When we hear Romney, we like him. More Romney. Also, do you notice Ryan is NEVER brought up by the media. Only Romney, never Ryan. Fear.

Posted by: fear of the ryan at September 20, 2012 03:36 PM (LpQbZ)

5 Univision interviewer:
Senor presidente, porque estas tal un herramienta gigante?

Obama: wut?

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2012 03:36 PM (6TB1Z)

6 Give me Sabado Gigante or give death.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 20, 2012 03:36 PM (rMXsO)

7 Remember when Letterman asked him what the debt currently was? That was one of the toughest questions Obama has heard this year.

Posted by: Bobby Shandy at September 20, 2012 03:37 PM (b1iOR)

8 FORE!

Posted by: vizzy at September 20, 2012 03:37 PM (c/tBt)

9 I think I may actually be in love with Governor Perry.

Posted by: Mandy P., long time lurker at September 20, 2012 03:37 PM (qFpRI)

10 How do you say SCOAMF en espanol?

Posted by: JWF at September 20, 2012 03:38 PM (1l37M)

11 That TFG photo in the sidebar is perfect. Somewhere, a disembodied voice is booming in an echo, saying: "...NO, TRELAYNE!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 03:38 PM (+tqYo)

12 Hooohaaah! That Rick Perry thing is teh hilarious awesome!

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 20, 2012 03:39 PM (lTVJy)

13 Tartamundez clusterfuck de un miserable fracaso!

Posted by: Adam at September 20, 2012 03:39 PM (/YJYi)

14 President Obama, do you have a statement for the Israelis?

Posted by: someone in Bizzaro world at September 20, 2012 03:40 PM (B/yDO)

15 10 How do you say SCOAMF en espanol? Posted by: JWF at September 20, 2012 07:38 PM (1l37M) CTdUFM - Clusterfuck Tardamudeo de Failure MiserablÃ©.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 03:40 PM (+tqYo)

16 Romney dyes face to appeal to Latino voters.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2012 03:40 PM (vDl/w)

17 772 Retweets...thats MACHISMO!!

Posted by: dananjcon at September 20, 2012 03:41 PM (rMXsO)

18 14 President Obama, do you have a statement for the Israelis? Posted by: someone in Bizzaro world at September 20, 2012 07:40 PM (B/yDO) "Wrong tribe, sucka."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 03:41 PM (+tqYo)

19 I have this weird hopeful streak that they cannot look themselves in the mirror being such godawful shills, and yet they're okay with it, aren't they? How do we sleep at night? On piles of money with many beautiful boys.

Posted by: MFM at September 20, 2012 03:41 PM (QupBk)

20 Oh man, fox just showed Nancy Pelosi trying to hammer a nail at some job site. She couldn't get the nail in.

Posted by: Adam at September 20, 2012 03:41 PM (/YJYi)

21 the Bumbleflop Incompetent

Ohhhh I like that.

Posted by: alexthechick - guess who's back, back again at September 20, 2012 03:42 PM (Gk3SS)

22 http://tinyurl.com/c7aaou8 The rest should just shut up, and show this to explain.

Posted by: Thorvald at September 20, 2012 03:42 PM (1V6Pv)

23 Except for his miserable pick for TX senator, and his drug-addled debate performance, I like the guy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 03:43 PM (+tqYo)

24 New Obama campaign slogan:
Osama is dead... and so is our ambassador.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2012 03:43 PM (vDl/w)

25 remember that "more" obama made his Obamacare poll #s sink? Well, "more" Romney (with an edge in his voice) will make Romney's #s go up!

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 03:43 PM (HNwOT)

26 Reposted because I laughed out loud 182 Rick Perry's answer to the ObamTARDS --- Now he thinks to write on his hands! A year ago might have helped. Posted by: WalrusRex at September 20, 2012 06:17 PM (XUKZU)

Posted by: toby928© at September 20, 2012 03:44 PM (QupBk)

27 Perry. Bitches.

Posted by: Honey Badger at September 20, 2012 03:44 PM (zgh7Z)

28 Bumbleflop?

Do you kiss your Mother with that mouth?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 20, 2012 03:45 PM (Qxdfp)

29 Governor Perry.... SWOON!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at September 20, 2012 03:45 PM (DGIjM)

30 More Carter/Obama confluence.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2012 03:45 PM (vDl/w)

As I have said before, the effort by the Republicans to create the idea that Obama is an outsider has never been more apparent.

Obama said that he couldn't get it done from the inside, and just like typical racists, the Romney campaign thows Obama outside, just like a dog that's been sick.

Posted by: Toure at September 20, 2012 03:46 PM (wUFaM)

32 Obama changed it from the Inside pretty much the same way a Xenomorph from the Alien movies does.... by killing the host with an explosive and dramatic bursting chest.

Posted by: The Peasants at September 20, 2012 03:46 PM (dzCcw)

33 Mitt just slammed TGF in the face with a set of brass knuckles. Ties Muslim Bro'hood to TGF. Gloves are off, yo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQkSFU75LC0&feature=player_embedded

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 03:46 PM (+tqYo)

34 I have a question. What does Evil Overlord mean by he can "change it from the outside"? Looking at Washington now, looking at how Congress has been neutered, looking at the state of the Pentagon, etc., it looks pretty changed does it not? Does that comment sound like he-POTUS, wants to be inside, back in office, or outside, out of office? Something does not compute here.

Posted by: freeus at September 20, 2012 03:47 PM (caDgg)

President I Caaaaaaan't

Posted by: Warden at September 20, 2012 03:47 PM (c1gk/)

36 24 New Obama campaign slogan: Osama is dead... and so is our ambassador. Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2012 07:43 PM (vDl/w) +100!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 03:47 PM (+tqYo)

37 Senor B.O., porque tu eres un cabeza mierda?

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2012 03:48 PM (wAQA5)

38 or outside, out of office? When an election gives you lemons, you make a lemon party.

Posted by: toby928© at September 20, 2012 03:48 PM (QupBk)

39 It's from a Coulter column this morning, J.J.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2012 03:48 PM (vDl/w)

40 Sorry I keep calling TFG the TGF. Dyslexic keypad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 03:48 PM (+tqYo)

41 I'll never vote for Romney. He's too rich.

Posted by: Guy with Kerry/Edwards '04 sticker on car at September 20, 2012 03:48 PM (0CiTm)

42 Obama 2008 : Yes We Can!

Obama 2012: No I Can't, but elect me anyway

Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2012 03:48 PM (P6QsQ)

43 Sure wish Univision and C-span were doing the prez debates.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 20, 2012 03:49 PM (f77uo)

44 When I wrote on my hands, everyone accused me of being a tard.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at September 20, 2012 03:49 PM (Zd/NW)

45 20 Oh man, fox just showed Nancy Pelosi trying to hammer a nail at some job site. She couldn't get the nail in.

That's because she's already hammered.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 20, 2012 03:49 PM (Qxdfp)

46 Remember when writing on one's hand meant you were an idiot? You know, Sarah Palin was suuuuuch a moron for writing on her hand. Yeah. I thought of all the crap we had to listen to over that when seeing Obamabots doing this. But Perry, that was sheer Texan. You just have to love men when they are so damn male. AWESOME!

Posted by: freeus at September 20, 2012 03:49 PM (caDgg)

47 TGF works, too, JJ. That Goofy F*ck.

Posted by: jakeman at September 20, 2012 03:49 PM (96M6e)

48 You might get someone on the MSM to coordinate tough questions with Obama, to help him put aside the all-too-correct impression he can't handle them and that he actively avoids scenarios that might present them. I could see a side by side with Brian Williams where it is a "I'll ask you this, and then you'll say this" kind of deal.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 20, 2012 03:49 PM (UvR6d)

49 Dang Romney sounded good! And was that off the cuff? Me gusta

Posted by: TD at September 20, 2012 03:49 PM (+uFux)

50 Mitt should run that ad non-fucking-stop in Miami-Dade and Broward.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 03:50 PM (+tqYo)

51 Thorvald, you missed Coolidge's secret speech:

http://tinyurl.com/cnt2qlk

Posted by: Kristophr at September 20, 2012 03:50 PM (wYVte)

52 I like how he puts his fists together like a badass. He understands it allows for a more coherent message, unlike mr. care obama yesterday.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 20, 2012 03:50 PM (NzBQO)

53 But for one of the majors to throw a blindside check into the boards, like Univision just did....no, that's not going to happen.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 20, 2012 03:50 PM (UvR6d)

54 The Univision interview was quite refreshing. And no, the MFM presstitutes will not be shamed. They now know that Obama is not that smart, is incredibly lazy (and always has been), schooled only in leftist memes and generalities. That is why his WH pressers are scripted with pre-ordained questions and questioners. The presstitutes "built that" and have to defend it. They do and they will.

IOW, they are a bunch of dishonest/lying, elitist, self-important, anti-American suckers of TFG's cock.

Posted by: eureka! at September 20, 2012 03:51 PM (cTjRR)

55 I liked that "He went from 'Yes we can!' to 'No, I can't'"

Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at September 20, 2012 03:51 PM (GULKT)

56 45 20 Oh man, fox just showed Nancy Pelosi trying to hammer a nail at some job site. She couldn't get the nail in. That's because she's already hammered. Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 20, 2012 07:49 PM (Qxdfp) Some how, the word "nailed" coupled with Nancy Pelosi makes me gag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 03:51 PM (+tqYo)

57 If the MSM starts seeing internal polling that Obama is going to lose, do you think there will be a shift in the way they cover him? Will they try to restore some semblance of credibility or do you think they will just go down with the ship?

Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2012 03:51 PM (P6QsQ)

58 look, we can't let up from this uber forcefulness. we must go forward with this aggressive attitude.

in Va, Tim Kaine says he's open to taxing everyone. & while I sort of agree in theory--where is his base on this? huh? Mr Chmn of DNC? Mr Obama lapdog?

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 03:52 PM (HNwOT)

59 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2012 03:52 PM (6o4Fb)

60 The MFM is used to going down with the ship IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2012 03:52 PM (vDl/w)

61 the internals for Va show a very, very, very, very close race.

if anyone wants to come to VA to help here, contact the Republican parties in Northern Va or the Republican Party of VA.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 03:53 PM (HNwOT)

62 Finish him!

Posted by: Hidajunshin at September 20, 2012 03:53 PM (20NzC)

63 Romney: "Republicans and Democrats will come together --"

really?

Posted by: mallfly at September 20, 2012 03:53 PM (bJm7W)

64 TFG will leave the MSM twisting in the wind when he looses in Nov. He will do things that will even make them gag. Fuckers will be exposed.

Posted by: ET at September 20, 2012 03:54 PM (s72/N)

65 57 If the MSM starts seeing internal polling that Obama is going to lose, do you think there will be a shift in the way they cover him? Will they try to restore some semblance of credibility or do you think they will just go down with the ship? Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2012 07:51 PM (P6QsQ) They'll change the meme to coincide with his statement that Washington cannot be changed no matter who's in office. The policy and ideology are NEVER to blame; only the failings of the individual leaders or more likely the failings of an ungrateful populace will be blamed. But they have too much invested in TFG to reverse course without destroying whatever is left of their microscopic respectability.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 03:54 PM (+tqYo)

66 What does TGF stand for... help me here.

Posted by: Street Fred at September 20, 2012 03:54 PM (DGIjM)

67 That picture of Obama on Drudge sitting on the stool, kind of ghey.

Posted by: scofflawx at September 20, 2012 03:54 PM (N1Rjx)

68 For Votes, Ryan should strip off his shirt and write every important policy point all over is p90x body, the ladies would love it.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 20, 2012 03:54 PM (NzBQO)

@57

Well I am guessing they HAVE seen polling showing Obama is going to lose, hence the hysterical frothing of the past month or so....

Posted by: AussieMarcus at September 20, 2012 03:55 PM (EwxYH)

70 So let's see, Mittens has been getting hammered by the media for weeks, and every week he supposedly commits a fatal error, but he is still dead even with the JEF.

I'm thinking Mittens hits the offensive in the next 2 weeks big time.

Posted by: MrCaniac with More Lap Kittehs at September 20, 2012 03:55 PM (Zd/NW)

71 They're playing football at Panthers Stadium tonight.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at September 20, 2012 03:55 PM (5H6zj)

72 no, the MSM will blame anyone & anything other than the socialist Dems. somehow, bitter clingers will be to blame.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 03:55 PM (HNwOT)

73 63 Romney: "Republicans and Democrats will come together --" really? Posted by: mallfly at September 20, 2012 07:53 PM (bJm7W) He has to say that. He can't be all Rush-like and say what the real meaning of cooperation means in DC (to wit, Republicans surrendering to the Dems, and liking it). I'd be orgasmic if he did.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 03:55 PM (+tqYo)

74 If the MSM starts seeing internal polling that Obama is going to lose, do you think there will be a shift in the way they cover him? Will they try to restore some semblance of credibility or do you think they will just go down with the ship?

Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2012 07:51 PM (P6QsQ)

My take: If there is enough blood in the water it will trigeer a feeding frenzy. Will we reach that point. I don't know.

The need a narrative. if it's Barak in flames, they may go with it.

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 20, 2012 03:56 PM (nTgAI)

75 Exclusivo! Hola, uh, Senor Mitt Romneyo! Donde estas did you finito, uh beating your amiga?

Posted by: NBC at September 20, 2012 03:56 PM (P4yYV)

76 Love the Romney clip. Moar Romney!

Posted by: Cricket at September 20, 2012 03:56 PM (2ArJQ)

77 68 That picture of Obama on Drudge sitting on the stool, kind of ghey. Actually, looks like he's about to lose his Purity of EssenceÂ™, or trying to.

Posted by: jakeman at September 20, 2012 03:57 PM (96M6e)

78 69 Posted by: AussieMarcus at September 20, 2012 07:55 PM (EwxYH) I guaran-damn-tee you that the REAL internals at the White House are dreadful. Skeletor Carville does polling these days and occasionally he's on TV and lets the cat out of the bag that team SCOAMF is going down hard. Here's hoping.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 03:57 PM (+tqYo)

79 TGF should be TFG which is That Fucking Guy.

Posted by: alexthechick - guess who's back, back again at September 20, 2012 03:57 PM (Gk3SS)

80 @67

Yes, indeed...with sweat...and slightly tousled hair...and

Oh. Sorry, I should compose myself.

Posted by: Junshinette at September 20, 2012 03:57 PM (20NzC)

81 >>33 Mitt just slammed TGF in the face with a set of brass knuckles. Rick Perry did it bare-fisted.

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2012 03:57 PM (5H6zj)

82 For Votes, Ryan should strip off his shirt and write every important policy point all over is p90x body, the ladies would love it.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 20, 2012 07:54 PM (NzBQO)

-----------------

BEST IDEA EVER !!!!!

Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2012 03:57 PM (P6QsQ)

83 Seriously you think the MFMwould change it's tune? Why would they? When have they ever paid for their mistakes?

Posted by: Golan Globus at September 20, 2012 03:58 PM (/1U3u)

84 Mama - Probably go down. After all, who will ever call them on it? It's not like they have competition.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 03:58 PM (dX4hn)

85 There were two ways the media could have gone after whoring for Obama and getting him elected.They could have turned on him when the realized he was a fraud(I had some hope they might do so)Barring that,they have to go all in,they already burned any credibilty they had now they have nothing left to lose,they MUST get Obama re elected.

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2012 03:58 PM (6o4Fb)

86 TFG which is That Fucking Guy.

----------

Or as I like to refer to him, TFAC.

That F*ng Anti-Christ.

Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2012 03:59 PM (P6QsQ)

87 68 That picture of Obama on Drudge sitting on the stool, kind of ghey.

Kind of?

Can't he leave his junk alone while he's swishing his other hand around?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 20, 2012 03:59 PM (Qxdfp)

88 If the MSM starts seeing internal polling that Obama is going to lose, do you think there will be a shift in the way they cover him? Will they try to restore some semblance of credibility or do you think they will just go down with the ship?
Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2012 07:51 PM (P6QsQ)

I say no, if the past month has shown us anything they will stay with him till the end, they will keep showing really skewed polls to show the race as close. If they backed Kerry to the end they sure as hell will back Obama

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 20, 2012 03:59 PM (NzBQO)

89 83 Seriously you think the MFMwould change it's tune? Why would they? When have they ever paid for their mistakes? They're like stock brokerages. They make money whether the market goes up or down.

Posted by: jakeman at September 20, 2012 03:59 PM (96M6e)

90 For Votes, Ryan should strip off his shirt and write
every important policy point all over is p90x body, the ladies would
love it.

Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: alexthechick - guess who's back, back again at September 20, 2012 03:59 PM (Gk3SS)

91 TGF mean Thank God Friday!

Posted by: Tonto at September 20, 2012 03:59 PM (CPX+P)

92 56

Some how, the word "nailed" coupled with Nancy Pelosi makes me gag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 07:51 PM (+tqYo)

Gag? What about the bout of vomiting? Nailing Pelosi would be like having sex with one of those wax museum sculptures of Jessica Walter from "Arrested Development". Actually, Walter was also the psycho bitch in "Play Misty For Me" who tried to kill Clint Eastwood. Talk about irony, huh?

Posted by: Slappy at September 20, 2012 04:00 PM (LTbLf)

93 El Presidente Obama, Â¿quÃ© pasa con los palestinos?

Posted by: El MFM at September 20, 2012 04:00 PM (rLvxx)

94 I hope the perry theme gets picked up. The anti wimp ass Obama ...

Posted by: Honey Badger at September 20, 2012 04:00 PM (zgh7Z)

95 >>>I have this weird hopeful streak that they cannot look themselves in the mirror being such godawful shills

Give up. Addicts rationalize just one more hit. . . forever and ever, one hit at a time until their ruin. They are addicts, in every sense of the word, they will rationalize that one more hit isn't that bad, isn't going to be the one that ruins them, over and over, puff piece after hit piece, they won't kick the habit until they hit rock bottom.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 20, 2012 04:00 PM (0q2P7)

How dare they question the first Black Presidente this way. Your supposed to tell him how wonderful he and his family is. Bow down, kiss his feet then proceed to throw rainbow questions his way so be can ramble on about how the Republicans are blocking his wonderful reforms that no one want.

Second will Sarah Palin sue for the Administration for rippin off the trend she created. This whole writing on your hand biz has a lot of comedic potential, good for Rick Pery.

Posted by: Africanus at September 20, 2012 04:01 PM (3N7gi)

97 And Romney should just use a pic of the US flag and say we ask you to support this. Shove this crap right back down their throat.

Posted by: Honey Badger at September 20, 2012 04:01 PM (zgh7Z)

98 Saw Gasparino on Fox this afternoon. He was saying that the big guns on Wall Street are supportive of and supporting Mitt, but they are adamant that Mitt's gloves need to come off NOW. Says calls have been made and their concerns have been relayed. Maybe we're starting to see the fruition of that now. I don't think it's in Mitt's nature to get down and nasty, but I think he knows that's what he must do to TFG.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 20, 2012 04:02 PM (lTVJy)

99 I see NFLN is staying with the Ramones ripoff. To whom do I send a strongly worded letter?

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 20, 2012 04:02 PM (0CiTm)

100 92 Posted by: Slappy at September 20, 2012 08:00 PM (LTbLf) Wow! Like so many positive waves!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:02 PM (+tqYo)

101 I still feel badly that things didn't go better for my preferred candidate, Rick Perry. Lousy campaigner but an effective, successful, solidly conservative Governor.

Posted by: Slappy at September 20, 2012 04:02 PM (LTbLf)

102 Boom! Nut shot!

Posted by: Bosk at September 20, 2012 04:02 PM (n2K+4)

103 Ryan Shirtless! N O W!!

Posted by: Jmel at September 20, 2012 04:03 PM (c+D8V)

104 " If the MSM starts seeing internal polling that Obama is going to lose..."
Posted by: mama winger

They're already seeing that, but they're doubling down on the ass-covering. There's no hope for them.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 04:03 PM (d6TfZ)

105 TGF works too That Gigantic Failure

Posted by: soothsayer states the obvious at September 20, 2012 04:03 PM (cQuy/)

106 98 I don't think it's in Mitt's nature to get down and nasty, but I think he knows that's what he must do to TFG. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 20, 2012 08:02 PM (lTVJy) He wasn't exactly Gentleman Jim during the primaries with Newt, Rick and Bachmann. That ad I linked earlier where he ties TFG to the Muzzy Bro'hood is a very good start.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:04 PM (+tqYo)

107 you'll see it's calculated to embarrass the media. Will it? I have this weird hopeful streak that they cannot look themselves in the mirror being such godawful shills, and yet they're okay with it, aren't they? Yes, ace. They are OK with it.

Posted by: Max Power at September 20, 2012 04:04 PM (q177U)

108 Â¿SabÃa usted escoge Joe Biden a la vicepresidencia por lo que tiene algo de quÃ© reÃrse.

Posted by: EL UNI VISION at September 20, 2012 04:05 PM (qUlBE)

109 As you can see from this video of Romeny, he has all of the bits and peaces of a devastating attack but can't quit put them together into a coherent whole.

Such a shame.

Posted by: General Woundwort at September 20, 2012 04:05 PM (2Aq0y)

110 Perry. And BOOM goes the dynamite.

Posted by: Honey Badger at September 20, 2012 04:05 PM (zgh7Z)

111 My grandson plays with his pants like Obama is doing in that picture, but he's one year old so we make allowances.

Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2012 04:06 PM (P6QsQ)

112 For Votes, Ryan should strip off his shirt and write every important policy point all over is p90x body, the ladies would love it. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 20, 2012 07:54 PM (NzBQO) ----------------- BEST IDEA EVER !!!!! Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2012 07:57 PM (P6QsQ) That's a pretty excellent idea, actually. It would compare and contrast the candyasses on the left to the men on the right. Hell, put them both up shirtless against Captain Moobtits and Drunk Uncle Joe. It's win.

Posted by: NBC at September 20, 2012 04:06 PM (P4yYV)

113 omg, best idea ever: at the VP debate, Paul Ryan could challenge Smart Joe Biden to take off his shirt.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 04:06 PM (HNwOT)

114 108 how do you get that nifty upside question mark?

Posted by: dananjcon at September 20, 2012 04:06 PM (rMXsO)

115 Nice touch doing it with the fists rathe than the queer looking limp wrists too. Rick Perry is the governor of the State of Ultimate Dude

Posted by: Uncle Milty at September 20, 2012 04:07 PM (AxE3L)

116 Romney must mock teh one. Make young voters see Obumbles as a dork,

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 20, 2012 04:07 PM (nTgAI)

117 Off suckass network!

Posted by: ErikW at September 20, 2012 04:07 PM (P4yYV)

118 Look, the MFM will throw SCOAMF overboard and then when Mitt wins they will be on him with such ferocity and relentlessness that their treatment of Bush will be tame by comparison. Bet your balls to a barn dance on that one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:07 PM (+tqYo)

119 Peggy Sue se preguntaba cuÃ¡ndo se le va a pagar sus cuentas?

Posted by: EL UNI VISION at September 20, 2012 04:07 PM (qUlBE)

120 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 08:04 PM (+tqYo)

True enough. But he's been too cordial with the MFM and should really come out swinging on lots of bullshit memes, like the War of Women, and criminal tax evader, etc. He just needs to turn in his wet noodle for some brass knuckles now. I'd love to see him go Newt on the media.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 20, 2012 04:07 PM (lTVJy)

121 we could pick our President/VP like women of olden times (cave women) picked their mates: strong

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 04:07 PM (HNwOT)

122 Look right into the camera and say... Hey Gurl... then take off the shirt to reveal every policy stance. WIN !!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at September 20, 2012 04:07 PM (DGIjM)

123 I got yet another polling call. Clearly a leftist outfit. They asked about Obama and the economy and the only choices available were: 1). The economy is not getting better; 2). The economy is getting better and it is showing; 3). The economy is getting better but not fast enough. Notice they wouldn't allow me to say that I thought that the economy was getting worse?

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2012 04:08 PM (sZTYJ)

124 OT - sorry

Is there a football game on TV tonight? I thought there was but can't find it.

Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2012 04:08 PM (P6QsQ)

125 88 - if Romney wins, the hair tearing and nashing of teeth from the Left will be worse than it was under President Bush. Which reminds me, what kind of pudding tower will Ace be hosting on election night?

Posted by: the Butcher at September 20, 2012 04:08 PM (8g9qq)

126 mama winger: you & I are creating a theme here with the shirtless idea

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 04:08 PM (HNwOT)

127 Thomas Sowell on FBN with Cavuto. Can we clone him? Sowell....not Cavuto.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 04:08 PM (X6akg)

128 "Lousy campaigner but an effective, successful, solidly conservative Governor.
Posted by: Slappy"

So glad he's my governor. Makes me feel safer, for some reason.

And the next time one of my relatives complains about me not respecting the office of the President, I'm going to show them the picture of Odopey grabbing his peen.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 04:08 PM (d6TfZ)

129 124 OT - sorry Is there a football game on TV tonight? I thought there was but can't find it. Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2012 08:08 PM (P6QsQ) GIANTS baby!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:09 PM (+tqYo)

130 I think the media knows that they're pathetic shills. The thing is they believe that a Republican - any Republican - is worse. That the GOP is innately evil and full of hate, bigotry, and cruelty. Any price is worth paying to stop that, they figure.
Plus: Obama is their creature. They can't turn their backs on him now or be honest or they'd have to admit how horribly wrong they got it in 2008. Maybe if they hadn't been so unbelievably sycophantic, so worshipful, so abjectly zealous and in love with the guy they maybe could step away but they painted themselves into a corner.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 20, 2012 04:09 PM (r4wIV)

131 108 how do you get that nifty upside question mark?

Posted by: dananjcon at September 20, 2012 08:06 PM (rMXsO)

Go to Google translate and bang out a question from English to Spanish.

Posted by: EL UNI VISION at September 20, 2012 04:09 PM (qUlBE)

132 124 NFL Network.

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2012 04:09 PM (6o4Fb)

133 124 OT - sorry

Is there a football game on TV tonight? I thought there was but can't find it.

Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2012 08:08 PM (P6QsQ)

NFLN.....Giants vs Panthers

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 04:09 PM (X6akg)

134 i got the 3d robo polling call today. out of utter desperation, i punch the #s that indicated that I am 18-29 yr old black female, a Dem voter who will vote straight R ticket. Their computers are still smoldering. haha

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 04:10 PM (HNwOT)

135 Look right into the camera and say... Hey Gurl... then take off the shirt to reveal every policy stance.

WIN !!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at September 20, 2012 08:07 PM (DGIjM)

---------

Let me think about that. Thinking, thinking, thinking, thinking, thinking ,,,,,,

Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2012 04:10 PM (P6QsQ)

136 127 Sowell should have been the first black President.

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2012 04:10 PM (6o4Fb)

137 It's no secret why SCoaMF has few press conferences, minimizes the number of questions, pads answers to eat up the clock while baffling you with BS, and forbids follow-ups. His grasp of topics other than himself and sports brackets is both puddle deep and wide.

He is what we thought he was. The brains in the outfit are TOTUS such that there are any. Oh, and the Palace Guard that firewalls anything of substance.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 20, 2012 04:10 PM (eHIJJ)

138 Thanks guys. I'll see if I get that channel.

Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2012 04:11 PM (P6QsQ)

139 Football on NFL network tonight, if you have direct tv you're in!

Posted by: dananjcon at September 20, 2012 04:11 PM (rMXsO)

140 That picture of Obama on Drudge sitting on the stool, kind of ghey. Posted by: scofflawx at September 20, 2012 07:54 PM (N1Rjx) Feels like there is a "dunce" cap missing...

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2012 04:12 PM (sZTYJ)

141 Playing on the I-Pod: "Cherchez La Femme" Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band (featuring August "Kid Creole" Darnell) !976... good times...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:12 PM (+tqYo)

142 So glad he's my governor. Makes me feel safer, for some reason.

-----

A man's man. A rare breed these days. I love Perry's FB page. His banner picture is pure patriotism.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 20, 2012 04:12 PM (lTVJy)

143 139 Football on NFL network tonight, if you have direct tv you're in!

Posted by: dananjcon at September 20, 2012 08:11 PM (rMXsO)

I'm in Connecticut and have Cablevision...they added it this season. Channel 150.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 04:12 PM (X6akg)

144 138 Thanks guys. I'll see if I get that channel. Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2012 08:11 PM (P6QsQ) Would think that ESPN would be carrying it, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:12 PM (+tqYo)

145 pep: Univision interviewer - Senor presidente, porque estas tal un herramienta gigante?

Obama: wut?

Yeah, well, if Univision had spoken to him in Austrian, he'd have hit that one out of the park.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 20, 2012 04:13 PM (eHIJJ)

146 He is what we thought he was. The brains in the outfit are TOTUS such that there are any. Oh, and the Palace Guard that firewalls anything of substance.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 20, 2012 08:10 PM (eHIJJ)

And this is why it feels like the US is being run by a comittee of insane lefturds. Because it is. Obie's clown car load of staff are the ones deciding everything.

Posted by: Reactionary at September 20, 2012 04:13 PM (jfeoD)

147 a cognitive high evolutionary bwaAAAHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA...... *deep breath* *cough* *cough* bwaAAAHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA......

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at September 20, 2012 04:13 PM (TZzPM)

148 On a Mac, the upside-down question mark is 'option-?', the other option for damn near any weird symbol is to figure out the real name of that symbol via Bing and go to Wikipedia, where they'll spell out the Unicode/HTML code for that symbol. Which will be something like an ampersand, three-or-four digits, and a semi-colon. You can insert plenty of rude symbols in sane places with those.

Unless Pixy is having a bad week

&U+263A; Maybe

Posted by: Al at September 20, 2012 04:13 PM (aOAEM)

149 you'll see it's calculated to embarrass the media. Will it? I have this weird hopeful streak that they cannot look themselves in the mirror being such godawful shills, and yet they're okay with it, aren't they?

I keep wondering when those whores will cross a line one day that makes them feel repulsed by their own shamelessness. Hasn't happened yet though, and new lines get crossed every week.

I'll just go back to wishing for a prompt, painful bankruptcy for all of them.

Posted by: Cicero at September 20, 2012 04:14 PM (QKKT0)

150 Plus: Obama is their creature. They can't turn their backs on him now or be honest or they'd have to admit how horribly wrong they got it in 2008.

-----

Even Dr. Frankenstein knew when to kill off his disaster of a creation.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 20, 2012 04:14 PM (lTVJy)

151 NFLN or channel 9 locally.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 20, 2012 04:14 PM (rMXsO)

152 113 " at the VP debate, Paul Ryan could challenge Smart Joe Biden to take off his shirt."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

You know he'll accept that challenge!

Posted by: the American people at September 20, 2012 04:14 PM (B/yDO)

153 Hey, how is Brown doing versus the broad of ill-education?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:14 PM (+tqYo)

154 113 omg, best idea ever: at the VP debate, Paul Ryan could challenge Smart Joe Biden to take off his shirt.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 08:06 PM (HNwOT)

Listen, I know many of you conservative women want to see Paul Ryan with his shirt off, but forcing EVERYONE to see a bare-chested Biden is really unfair to everyone. Can you imagine all the white chest hair on Biden? It will look like the decorative artificial snow people use for their miniature Christmas villages.

Posted by: Slappy at September 20, 2012 04:15 PM (LTbLf)

155 [U+263A] Test 42.

Posted by: Al at September 20, 2012 04:15 PM (aOAEM)

156 Yeah, well, if Univision had spoken to him in Austrian, he'd have hit that one out of the park.

funny

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 04:16 PM (HNwOT)

157 >>>how do you get that nifty upside question mark?

hold down your alt key, type 168 on your KEYPAD, release alt.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 20, 2012 04:16 PM (0q2P7)

158 137 It's no secret why SCoaMF has few press conferences, minimizes the number of questions, pads answers to eat up the clock while baffling you with BS, and forbids follow-ups. His grasp of topics other than himself and sports brackets is both puddle deep and wide. He is what we thought he was. The brains in the outfit are TOTUS such that there are any. Oh, and the Palace Guard that firewalls anything of substance. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 20, 2012 08:10 PM (eHIJJ) ----- Yep. He's demonstrated he is wholly incapable of dealing with it when the tough questions come, so he won't be getting them. He might get something in a 1 on 1 setting with a friendly, but they will probably feed the questions early, and/or edit what needs to be cut out.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 20, 2012 04:16 PM (UvR6d)

159 Sowell must have mentioned Ronald Reagan 10 times in that interview. The last question,

Cavuto: Is Romney Reagan?

Sowell: No. We might not see another Reagan or the next Reagan might not be around for another 50 or so years.

Cavuto: Is Obama Jimmy Carter?

Sowell: Obama is worse than Carter.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 04:16 PM (X6akg)

160 148 thats too much work. I'll just watch you do it.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 20, 2012 04:17 PM (rMXsO)

161 Gov Perry is a rock star. Jealous of all morons who get him as their Gov.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at September 20, 2012 04:17 PM (DGIjM)

162 BREAKING!!

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Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 04:17 PM (ovpNn)

163 67 For Votes, Ryan should strip off his shirt and write every important policy point all over is p90x body, the ladies would love it. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 20, 2012 07:54 PM (NzBQO) The ladies would love it. The lib women, well, they aren't ladies.

Posted by: fear of the ryan at September 20, 2012 04:17 PM (LpQbZ)

164 Sowell should have been the first black President. Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2012 08:10 PM (6o4Fb) Romney should at least appoint him as an advisor.

Posted by: ErikW at September 20, 2012 04:17 PM (P4yYV)

165 119 Look, the MFM will throw SCOAMF overboard and then when Mitt wins they will be on him with such ferocity and relentlessness that their treatment of Bush will be tame by comparison. Yep.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at September 20, 2012 04:17 PM (TZzPM)

166 U+263A; Maybe Posted by: Al at September 20, 2012 08:13 PM (aOAEM) 191 ¿

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2012 04:18 PM (X3lox)

167 Over at the Mass debate thread, Ace is reporting that Brown kicked tin-eared Lizzie in the cunt. Yay!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:18 PM (+tqYo)

168 159 Sowell must have mentioned Ronald Reagan 10 times in that interview. The last question,

Cavuto: Is Romney Reagan?

Sowell: No. We might not see another Reagan or the next Reagan might not be around for another 50 or so years.

Cavuto: Is Obama Jimmy Carter?

Sowell: Obama is worse than Carter.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 08:16 PM (X6akg)

I am going to say it now. I didnt care for this Romeny fellow much at first, but I will be damned if I wasnt wrong. He just may be able to the next Mini-Reagan.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 04:19 PM (ovpNn)

169 R&R money bomb... wait for it wait for it...

Posted by: ET at September 20, 2012 04:19 PM (s72/N)

170 67 For Votes, Ryan should strip off his shirt and write every important policy point all over is p90x body, the ladies would love it. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 20, 2012 07:54 PM (NzBQO) Sounds more like a Scott Brown kinda thing. Perhaps a shirt-off with Fauxcohantis. jk, jk

Posted by: fear of the ryan at September 20, 2012 04:19 PM (LpQbZ)

171 >>Lizzie in the cunt.

That's Cunt of Color.

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at September 20, 2012 04:19 PM (ECYvo)

172 164 Sowell should have been the first black President.

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2012 08:10 PM (6o4Fb)

Romney should at least appoint him as an advisor.

Posted by: ErikW at September 20, 2012 08:17 PM (P4yYV)

Sowell has said many times he would never work in government....unfortunately.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 04:20 PM (X6akg)

173 The Mormons have a long history of racism, and are now turning that vile hatred against our beloved President. Everyone I know supports President Obama completely. His wisdom is what America needs at this time. Mr. Romney is unfairly attacking our President.

And everyone knows that Cubans hate black people. Those Miami Cubans were just being racist against President Obama.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at September 20, 2012 04:20 PM (UWbv/)

174 162 Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 08:17 PM (ovpNn) Wow. Killer line: "The world needs American strength; NOT apologies" Boom!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:20 PM (+tqYo)

175 the hell with the ground game! women can line up for 5K races to chase Paul Ryan! now that's a ground game

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 04:20 PM (HNwOT)

176 I was ABR in the primaries but I'm on board with ABO now.

Posted by: Truman North at September 20, 2012 04:20 PM (I2LwF)

177 mama winger: "Will they try to restore some semblance of credibility or do you think they will just go down with the ship?"

Down with ship. They are coordinating with the WH. They are actually the campaign arm of the DNC (and Obama most dedicatedly). There is no turning back. They have no credibility to save. They know the growing public despises them so they have to fight to the last man to keep the masses controlled.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 20, 2012 04:20 PM (eHIJJ)

178 The way Lizzie Warren got beaten up, that might've been Andrew Jackson at the other poidum

Posted by: The Q at September 20, 2012 04:21 PM (B/yDO)

179 I have a feeling Ryan's buns are better than his chest. I would like to test this theory.

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2012 04:21 PM (5H6zj)

180 glad to have you aboard Truman North.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 04:22 PM (HNwOT)

181 I am going to say it now. I didnt care for this Romeny fellow much at first, but I will be damned if I wasnt wrong. He just may be able to the next Mini-Reagan.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 08:19 PM (ovpNn)

So long as he doesn't make the "live boy or dead girl" mistake, and that's iffy at this point (not iffy in the sense that it could happen, rather iffy in the sense that it would convince me to stay home), I will crawl through broken glass to vote for Romney / Ryan on 11/6/12.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 04:22 PM (lJJMb)

182 173 Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at September 20, 2012 08:20 PM (UWbv/) Go submit yourself to the will of Landru... No, not Mary Landrieux. Landru!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:22 PM (+tqYo)

183 Yesterday I am driving around my 110% conservative town... where I never see an Obama-anything. I come up on a subaru with an Obama sticker.. I had to get a look at the freak who is obviously lost and in the wrong town... **shudder** the "lady" was every stereotype you can imagine.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at September 20, 2012 04:22 PM (DGIjM)

184 The ladies would love it.

The lib women, well, they aren't ladies.

Posted by: fear of the ryan at September 20, 2012 08:17 PM (LpQbZ)

The lib women would scoff at it publicly, privately their thinking about Ryan while in bed with their vibrators.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 20, 2012 04:23 PM (NzBQO)

185 that Ms Warren is almost as yukky as Nancy Pelosi. Therefore, I can't even go over to the debate thread.

please send updates over to this thread

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 04:23 PM (HNwOT)

186 I'm a Sowell man.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:23 PM (+tqYo)

187 If you need a little feel-good (of the legal variety), check out this site: http://unskewedpolls.com/ The site takes COOKED polls and then applies the actual demographics and recalculates the data taking cooked polls to clean polls. TODAY Mitt Romney is leading Barack Obama by 7.8% in the RealClear Uncooked Polls average. Don't let the liberal/progressive ideologes discourage you or demoralize you............. Super Wolf Pac Press and then "applies" the correct demographics and recalculates the data taking Cooked Polls to Clean Polls. TODAY Mitt Romney is leading Barack Obama by 7.8% in the RealClear Uncooked Polls average. Here you go..........and don't let the liberal/progressive ideologes discourage you or demoralize you.............

Posted by: Icedog at September 20, 2012 04:24 PM (9ScGj)

188 <sniff...ugh> Which one of you shat your pants?

Nevermind...Hi, Mary.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 04:24 PM (lJJMb)

189 NETAN-YAAAAAHOOOOOOOO! APPEARS IN PRO ROMNEY SUPERPAC AD WITH 400K FLORIDA BUY D E V E S T A T I N G ! http://tinyurl.com/932d7ob Aloha Asshola! Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 08:17 PM (ovpNn) This is awesome. Remember that clip with Gregory, where he almost loses his cool completely when Netanyahu doesn't give him an answer on his support for Romney, and his intention of destroying Obama's chances? I do. Ahahaha!

Posted by: fear of the ryan at September 20, 2012 04:24 PM (LpQbZ)

190 I'd watch the Univision show but I don't speak Esperanto.

Posted by: Joey Biden at September 20, 2012 04:24 PM (YQHqe)

191 44 When I wrote on my hands, everyone accused me of being a tard. Posted by: Sarah Palin at September 20, 2012 07:49 PM (Zd/NW) The absolute first thing that popped in my head when I saw this shit. Fuckin' assholes....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at September 20, 2012 04:24 PM (TZzPM)

192 185 Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 08:23 PM (HNwOT) Please see my mini report at #167

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:24 PM (+tqYo)

193 Sorry for the double post in there....friggin IPad.

Posted by: Icedog at September 20, 2012 04:25 PM (9ScGj)

194 SFW pointy elbows: http://tinyurl.com/8jdbtwl

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2012 04:26 PM (5H6zj)

195 Sowell has said many times he would never work in government....unfortunately. Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 08:20 PM (X6akg) The smart guys never do.

Posted by: ErikW at September 20, 2012 04:26 PM (P4yYV)

196 please. please not that word Instead say Scott Brown kicked Elizabeth Warren in her mocassin.

Posted by: soothsayer states the obvious at September 20, 2012 04:26 PM (vuIm8)

197 187 Posted by: Icedog at September 20, 2012 08:24 PM (9ScGj) So what's with this Unskewed Polls website? How do they do it? I mean R +11 in one of them? Sheesh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:27 PM (+tqYo)

198 JJSefton: well, if that is all worthy of report, then you done good

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 04:28 PM (HNwOT)

199 196 Instead say Scott Brown kicked Elizabeth Warren in her mocassin. Posted by: soothsayer states the obvious at September 20, 2012 08:26 PM (vuIm

Papoose-eeeee!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:28 PM (+tqYo)

200 Sheesh, just took a look at Cap'n Bullshit's pic on Drudge. He looks like he's gotta go pee.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 20, 2012 04:28 PM (lTVJy)

201 Can I watch Univision while wearing my bifocals?

Posted by: Joey Biden at September 20, 2012 04:28 PM (YQHqe)

202 TODAY Mitt Romney is leading Barack Obama by 7.8% in the RealClear Uncooked Polls average. Here you go..........and don't let the liberal/progressive ideologes discourage you or demoralize you.............

Posted by: Icedog at September 20, 2012 08:24 PM (9ScGj)

Icedog, I'd love to believe it, but they need to publish their methodology first. There's no explanation for why their polls are "unskewed" on the front page, and you'd think that would be the most important piece of information they'd put out if they wanted to be taken seriously.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 04:28 PM (lJJMb)

203 [iYesterday I am driving around my 110% conservative town... where I never see an Obama-anything. I come up on a subaru with an Obama sticker.. I had to get a look at the freak who is obviously lost and in the wrong town... **shudder** the "lady" was every stereotype you can imagine.[/i] Drove over 150 miles today from blue northeast PA through NJ and back. The 2 zero stickers were both on prius and yes, stereotypical. Is that standard on those cars ? Anyway, no zero yard signs, 2 bumper stickers. PA is 100% in play.

Posted by: cu'chulainn at September 20, 2012 04:29 PM (S2usR)

204 198 JJSefton: well, if that is all worthy of report, then you done good Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 08:28 PM (HNwOT) Apologies for the foul language. I'm from Brooklyn and the last 4 years have brought out the worst of my "yute."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:29 PM (+tqYo)

205

TODAY Mitt Romney is leading Barack Obama by 7.8% in the RealClear Uncooked Polls average. Here you go..........and don't let the liberal/progressive ideologes discourage you or demoralize you.............

How did they do in 2008?

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 20, 2012 04:29 PM (0CiTm)

206 If there's no Faith Hill, it's not primetime football

Posted by: The Q at September 20, 2012 04:29 PM (B/yDO)

207 154 " ... Can you imagine all the white chest hair on Biden? It will look like ~~the decorative artificial snow people use for their miniature Christmas villages~~ ... massive chest dandruff ..... no.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 20, 2012 04:29 PM (uFcKL)

208 And everyone knows that Cubans hate black people. Those Miami Cubans were just being racist against President Obama. Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at September 20, 2012 08:20 PM (UWbv/) Didn't you mean: And everyone knows that Cubans hate {enter democrat grouping here} people who are destroying their country. Those Miami Cubans were just being racist against President Obama's policies and his bourgeois ways.

Posted by: fear of the ryan at September 20, 2012 04:30 PM (LpQbZ)

209 Netanyahu kicking some ass. Think Obama blowing him off pissed him off? Bahahahahaha .

Posted by: Honey Badger at September 20, 2012 04:30 PM (rY8rX)

210 207 Posted by: Arbalest at September 20, 2012 08:29 PM (uFcKL) Fatty deposits, scar tissue, flab, goiters, acne scars and an illegible tattoo that looks like a birthmark on Gypsy Rose Lee.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:31 PM (+tqYo)

211 Unfortunately, we may not find out if the press can be critical of Obama until after the election.

Posted by: CBS at September 20, 2012 04:31 PM (q7ots)

212 206 If there's no Faith Hill, it's not primetime football

Posted by: The Q at September 20, 2012 08:29 PM (B/yDO)

It's primetime, there's football, and Faith Hill is terrible, if nice to look at. I disagree with your assertion.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 04:31 PM (lJJMb)

213 Is it too much to hope that Piss Matthews will pull an on air R. Budd Dwyer if Barry loses?

Posted by: Larry Fascist at September 20, 2012 04:32 PM (BuSM8)

214
"Isn't that amazing?" Romney asks rhetorically. (Incidentally, Romney sounds good, at least to me, in using this sort of phrasing, which strikes me as old-fashioned, but appealingly so."

--------------------------

"Well, there you go again."

It really is 1979.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at September 20, 2012 04:32 PM (celt+)

215 211 Unfortunately, we may not find out if the press can be critical of Obama until after the election. Posted by: CBS at September 20, 2012 08:31 PM (q7ots) Press? More like Pull.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:32 PM (+tqYo)

216 Will that Perry pic be the final straw in ace's 30-day fap-free odyssey?

Posted by: You know... at September 20, 2012 04:32 PM (X/+QT)

217 C'mon Eli!

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2012 04:33 PM (5H6zj)

218 haha: someone posted on HA that voting for Barky the 2d time would be like putting the Titantic in reverse so you could hit the iceberg again. for good measure, no doubt!

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 04:33 PM (HNwOT)

219 127 Thomas Sowell on FBN with Cavuto. Can we clone him? Sowell....not Cavuto. Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 08:08 PM (X6akg) I wish...

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at September 20, 2012 04:33 PM (TZzPM)

220 what's the other word for teepee?

Posted by: soothsayer states the obvious at September 20, 2012 04:33 PM (hNqVf)

221 211 Unfortunately, we may not find out if the press can be critical of Obama until after the election.

Posted by: CBS at September 20, 2012 08:31 PM (q7ots)

At which point his campaign and poor messaging will be blamed, as is the standard leftist response to an electoral loss, since the message itself must always be protected.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 04:33 PM (lJJMb)

222 Ok. I'm always posting hot women, I'll through one out for the Ettes. http://tinyurl.com/8mpedor

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 20, 2012 04:33 PM (GEICT)

223 "TODAY Mitt Romney is leading Barack Obama by 7.8% in the RealClear Uncooked Polls average. Here you go..........and don't let the liberal/progressive ideologes discourage you or demoralize you............."

The DIF poll average is a little less optimistic. It is even today. But I don't try to estimate enthusiasm.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 04:34 PM (dX4hn)

224 From an al-Reuters article about the Danish cartoonist: "The Danish cartoonist who outraged Muslims with a drawing of the Prophet Mohammad seven years ago has said the West cannot let itself be muzzled by fear of offending Islamic sensibilities." MUZZLED. Now that word has real connotations!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:34 PM (+tqYo)

225 time for some football.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 20, 2012 04:34 PM (HNwOT)

226 Wow. Really? *throw

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 20, 2012 04:34 PM (GEICT)

227 Football! Eli is my QB.

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2012 04:35 PM (5H6zj)

228 MUZZLED. Now that word has real connotations!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 08:34 PM (+tqYo)

I denounce myself for quoting your joke...I chuckled.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 04:35 PM (lJJMb)

229 Time Warner Cable is in a dispute with NFLN so no football game for me. So I thought I could watch the Cubs but they aren't on either. So my last desperate attempt was the Brewers game but it's over. And there's no way in heck I'm watching the White Sox.

Think I'll go eat worms.

Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2012 04:36 PM (P6QsQ)

230 Netanyahu kicking some ass. Think Obama blowing him off pissed him off? Bahahahahaha . Posted by: Honey Badger at September 20, 2012 08:30 PM (rY8rX) Good. Fuck Obama.

Posted by: ErikW at September 20, 2012 04:37 PM (P4yYV)

231 woohoo NY

Posted by: fear of the ryan at September 20, 2012 04:37 PM (LpQbZ)

232 TD!

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2012 04:37 PM (5H6zj)

233 where's the football thread for thurs night

Posted by: fear of the ryan at September 20, 2012 04:38 PM (LpQbZ)

234 228 I denounce myself for quoting your joke...I chuckled. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 08:35 PM (lJJMb) Dude. That was not a joke. Nervous laughter, peut-etre? I think it's a new verb. Muzzled: to wind up like the Libyan Ambassador, Daniel Pearl, a young girl's genitals, an occupant of a pizza parlor or skyscraper.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:38 PM (+tqYo)

235 The Muslim Brotherhood video is good, too. And, going to run in swing states. oh man this is getting hot

Posted by: fear of the ryan at September 20, 2012 04:39 PM (LpQbZ)

236 164 Sowell should have been the first black President. Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2012 08:10 PM (6o4Fb)

Obama is not the first. He is half white. Indeed, his bloodlines show he is 50% white, 8% black (slave traders, not slaves) and 42% Arab. Look up the importance of the letters in his middle name, Hussein (i.e., the "H", "s" and ending in "n"). Don't pin TFG on real blacks.

That is all.

Posted by: Morgan Freeman or some other embarassed AA actor at September 20, 2012 04:39 PM (cTjRR)

237 Can we lay off the "cunt" language, folks?

It just sound misogynistic.

I don't know about the rest of you, but when I look at Elizabeth Warren I'm sure not thinking cunt.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 20, 2012 04:39 PM (M2x4y)

238 @233 I think we're thread-jacking this one.

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2012 04:40 PM (5H6zj)

239 OT: Anybody tweet? I'm trying to get some traction for The Morlock Party
site: tinyurl.com/8awhqlj
twitter: tinyurl.com/c448b6o

Remember Atlas may shrug. Meanwhile, Morlocks will dine.

Posted by: jwpaine at September 20, 2012 04:40 PM (FUozQ)

240 227 Football! Eli is my QB. Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2012 08:35 PM (5H6zj) Y-Not Tiddle?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:40 PM (+tqYo)

241 kelley in virginia-Titanic joke.

Teh funneh. Chuckled out loud. Tnx.

Posted by: eureka! at September 20, 2012 04:41 PM (cTjRR)

242 "Those Miami Cubans were just being racist against President Obama's policies and his bourgeois ways.
Posted by: fear of the ryan"

When Desi Arnaz was making "I Love Lucy", the writers wanted to do a show where Ricky Ricardo cheats on his taxes. Desi said "absolutely not", that he would never cheat his country or his government. They canned the idea.

As a Cuban who escaped Castro, he loved this country with all his heart. I suspect most Cubans today aren't much different.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 04:42 PM (d6TfZ)

243 I think it's a new verb. Muzzled: to wind up like the Libyan Ambassador, Daniel Pearl, a young girl's genitals, an occupant of a pizza parlor or skyscraper.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 08:38 PM (+tqYo)

I thought you were going for a play on words, and missed the whole "this is how these barbarians are" thing. I was thinking along "silenced". I like yours better, e.g. the kosher shop in France got muzzled last night, and was burnt to the ground.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 04:43 PM (lJJMb)

244

The media won't look at this and say "hey maybe I could give a tough interview too", they'll look on in horror at how their chosen one can't handle it and will double down on the softiest, cushy comfy softballs.

You watch.

The next media interview will be along the lines of...."I think we can all agree that you are great. I guess what are viewers really want to know is, WHY are you so great? And, just so you know I'm not being easy on you.....I want some real specifics with your answer."

Posted by: biff at September 20, 2012 04:44 PM (9qOrR)

245 I don't know about the rest of you, but when I look at Elizabeth Warren I'm sure not thinking cunt. Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 20, 2012 08:39 PM (M2x4y) I'm a guy and I guess the "c" word is kind of nuclear although I don't know why but I'll respect that it is offensive to the ladies. WTF?

Posted by: ErikW at September 20, 2012 04:45 PM (P4yYV)

246 My power is out for the third time in a week. I blame Obama. Hell if he can blame Boooooosh for the past 3.5 years, I figure turnaround is fair play.

Posted by: DangerGirl at September 20, 2012 04:45 PM (vzfrq)

247 Anyone else on the Romney election day volunteer conference call?

Posted by: Paula at September 20, 2012 04:45 PM (hQLFs)

248 Finally.

Not enough is made of this area of SCOAMF's distinctive talents, stuttering clusterfucking when asked about his miserable failures.

In short, he's really an inarticulate, uninformed chump.

Posted by: ontherocks at September 20, 2012 04:45 PM (aZ6ew)

249 Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 08:43 PM (lJJMb) When I saw the words "Muslim" and "muzzled" in the same paragraph it jumped out and smacked me in the head.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:46 PM (+tqYo)

250 Posted by: jwpaine at September 20, 2012 08:40 PM (FUozQ)

This would be a good time to post your twitter handle, as opposed to a link. Morons could pull out their smartphones, which aren't thoroughly F'd by formatting issues, and look you up without dealing with the hassles of our heartless Pixy.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 04:47 PM (lJJMb)

251 By the way, TFG got raked over the coals on Univision for Fast and Furious. They interviewer actually said "don't you think Eric Holder should be fired?" Wow. Cojones. No, really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 04:47 PM (+tqYo)

252

Giant defense is playing like a bunch of cu--I mean, pus---I mean bitchez.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 20, 2012 04:48 PM (0CiTm)

253 NBC/Wall St Journal/Marist poll of Wisconsin... Obama 50 Romney 45 Baldwin 48 Thompson 46

Posted by: Romneylosesbig at September 20, 2012 04:48 PM (aemFw)

254 246 My power is out for the third time in a week. I blame Obama. Hell if he can blame Boooooosh for the past 3.5 years, I figure turnaround is fair play. Posted by: DangerGirl at September 20, 2012 08:45 PM (vzfrq) Well, Kevin Bacon supports Obama. Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

Posted by: fear of the ryan at September 20, 2012 04:48 PM (LpQbZ)

255 Did someone say bacon?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 20, 2012 04:49 PM (GEICT)

256

I could never figure out why Obmama went on his rear kissing tour right away after the election nor his actions with those that hate us since. Then I went and saw 2016 and it all made sense. I used to think. Well Obama is just an idiot whoÂ’s over his head. But I do think he loves America. Now I think Obama is just an idiot whoÂ’s over his head who really never did love America. I have never thought that about ANY U.S. President. This guy has got to go.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2012 04:49 PM (tmbXy)

257 A new bumper sticker -- Obama's logo - "No, I can't"

What a stupid fuck he is.. one of his themes was "We are going to change the way Washington does business". And then like the stupid fuck that he is, he gets flustered by someone actually asking him a tough question and bleats out "You can't change Washington from the inside". Jeeebus on a cracker, the man is stupid. Romney is gonna wipe up the floor with this SCOAMF.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 20, 2012 04:50 PM (UTq/I)

258 I still don't understand what partisan splits, breakdown, and methodology means. Please don't be too mean to me.

Posted by: ToldYaISuckBigOnez at September 20, 2012 04:50 PM (/YJYi)

259 220
what's the other word for teepee?

Posted by: soothsayer states the obvious

Frank Luntz says it's wigwam.

I say it's buttwipe.

Posted by: Toilet humorist at September 20, 2012 04:50 PM (4vR2P)

260 236 164
Sowell should have been the first black President.
Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2012 08:10 PM (6o4Fb)

Hell you say, at this point, Buckwheat from the little rascals could have been the first black president juggling the office while filming the little rascals show and stil done a better job than this jug eared fuck.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 04:51 PM (ovpNn)

261 Oh and the fact that I'm currently hopped up on alcohol and antidepressants because my right arm is 25% as useful as it used to be? Yeah, I'm not blaming the 18 year old doofus who ran my car over with his SUV for that tonight. Blaming that one on Obama too... Because I'm a bitter fucking bitch who feels hatred in her heart for a President for the first time in 38 years. Fuck you Obama. Fuck you and anyone who votes for you. And fuck your entire administration and the cocksucking MFM who propagate your feckless lies.

Posted by: DangerGirl at September 20, 2012 04:52 PM (RM1gx)

262 This would be a good time to post your twitter handle, as opposed to a link. Morons could pull out their smartphones, which aren't thoroughly F'd by formatting issues, and look you up without dealing with the hassles of our heartless Pixy.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 08:47 PM (lJJMb)

D'oh! Good idea. My twitter handle is @PirateBallerina

Posted by: jwpaine at September 20, 2012 04:52 PM (FUozQ)

263 I'm sure this announcer is a nice guy and all, but how can someone with a clear speech impediment be a professional football announcer?

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2012 04:53 PM (5H6zj)

264 213 Is it too much to hope that Piss Matthews will pull an on air R. Budd Dwyer if Barry loses?

Posted by: Larry Fascist at September 20, 2012 08:32 PM (BuSM

Chris couldn't figure out which end to stick in his mouth unless it was shaped like Obama's dick.

Posted by: Toilet humorist at September 20, 2012 04:53 PM (4vR2P)

265 The guy who provided me the "uncooked" website provided this example (not sure of the accuracy of the data): Lets take a look at VIRGINIA. According to Demograhic data supplied HERE for each state, Virginia is made up of: Republicans 39% Democrats 36% Independent/Other 25% There is a poll out today by Quinnipiac/New York Times/CBS News, That has Obama leading Romney in that state by 4 points (50-46). Upon closer examination of that poll, we find that this sample was made up of: Independent 36% Democrat 35% Republican 24%

Posted by: Icedog at September 20, 2012 04:53 PM (9ScGj)

266 253 NBC/Wall St Journal/Marist poll of Wisconsin... Obama 50 Romney 45 Baldwin 48 Thompson 46 +8 D SORRY GREGGUMS that only happens in your wet Dreams With MOOOOOOOOOCHELLE

Posted by: Evilpens at September 20, 2012 04:54 PM (ck76k)

267 Never thought I'd hear Thin Lizzy tune on a credit card ad.

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2012 04:55 PM (5H6zj)

268 DG is fired up. Sorry to hear about the arm. What happened?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 20, 2012 04:55 PM (GEICT)

269 D'oh! Good idea. My twitter handle is @PirateBallerina

Posted by: jwpaine at September 20, 2012 08:52 PM (FUozQ)

And followed.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 04:56 PM (lJJMb)

270 Uh oh. James Murdoch eyes expanded US role http://tinyurl.com/9nozt5p Am I the only one who is thinking "James Taggart"?

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2012 04:56 PM (sdi6R)

271 253 NBC/Wall St Journal/Marist poll of Wisconsin... Obama 50 Romney 45 Baldwin 48 Thompson 46 Posted by: Romneylosesbig at September 20, 2012 08:48 PM (aemFw) _____________________ You do get that Obama won Wisconsin last time-- 56% to 43% so by- 13% 5% is pretty close to the MOE which most likely is 3% It's Obama who is in trouble if he can't hold Wisconsin--which the Democrats have not lost since 1984.

Posted by: tasker at September 20, 2012 04:56 PM (r2PLg)

272 Oh look the troll...

From his poll meant to dispirit us this evening:

Country on right track: 39%
Country on wrong track: 54%

Yeah, that kind of result is getting Baldwin and Obama elected.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 04:56 PM (dX4hn)

273 My twitter handle is @Hobbitopoly

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 04:56 PM (d6TfZ)

274 Still sucking cocks by choice. Hi dee hi dee hi dee ho.

Posted by: Average Jon at September 20, 2012 04:57 PM (aHR5E)

275 wigwam! thankyou Scott Brown just kicked Elizabeth Warren in the wigwam.

Posted by: soothsayer states the obvious at September 20, 2012 04:57 PM (1WM2H)

276 It is beyond useless to point out the ridiculous breakdown of some of these polls. He doesn't get it....he'll never get it. He's tarded.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 04:57 PM (X6akg)

277 Good appearance -- a little bit of fire -- from Romney, questioning Obama's curious new excuse that he just can't change things "on the inside." "Isn't that amazing?" Romney asks rhetorically. (Incidentally, Romney sounds good, at least to me, in using this sort of phrasing, which strikes me as old-fashioned, but appealingly so. It's deployed with sarcasm to give it that new-fangled feel.) As I said on an earlier thread: This afternoon ABC News radio proclaimed Romney's response to Obama's statement was a meaningless attack over a topic the public didn't care about. Without directly saying it, they heavily implied it was a desperate attempt by a discombobulated Romney campaign grasping at straws. The MFM is drinking Barak's jism by the gallon. It' far past time to pay them no mind. People are gonna vote their wallets, which are currently empty. This election is the final battle by the MFM to prove they can move public opinion like chess pieces. They're putting it all on the line. When their effort fails the wailing and gnashing of teeth will be a thing to behold and rejoice in.

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 20, 2012 04:57 PM (tOkJB)

278 @brentcochran1

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 20, 2012 04:57 PM (GEICT)

279 Speaking of D'oh... has Jane been around lately? I haven't seen her here in awhile.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at September 20, 2012 04:57 PM (UljOc)

280 I found this over at Drudge: Brown opens a "Narrow" 7 POINT lead over Warren. The pole had a 5.5% margin of error. What did they do interview 20 people? http://tinyurl.com/9bvk7cb

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 20, 2012 04:58 PM (JKNDp)

281 Anyone following the Chase Community Giving on Facebook? They awarded their largest chunk of change to the Egyptian Cancer Network $250000. Its getting ugly in comments crazy cat ladies v jihadies.

Posted by: long island at September 20, 2012 04:58 PM (kzp9t)

282 @Hobbitopoly - Followed Mine is @moxiemom

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2012 04:58 PM (5H6zj)

283 Dave in Fla It's also a +8 D poll

Posted by: Evilpens at September 20, 2012 04:58 PM (ck76k)

284 My twitter: @ThePoliticalHat

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at September 20, 2012 04:59 PM (sZTYJ)

285 I 8+D'd ur mom last nite. Not what She said

Posted by: Evilpens at September 20, 2012 04:59 PM (ck76k)

286 what's the other word for teepee? Posted by: soothsayer states the obvious at September 20, 2012 08:33 PM (hNqVf) Shit tickets

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at September 20, 2012 04:59 PM (a4CUi)

287 @moxiemom, @brentcochran1, @PirateBallerina, all followed, thanks!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 05:00 PM (d6TfZ)

288 The pole had a 5.5% margin of error _________ Ha!

Posted by: tasker at September 20, 2012 05:00 PM (r2PLg)

289 Which tabletop game system did you use that required d8? /nerd

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2012 05:00 PM (sZTYJ)

290 Posted by: Icedog at September 20, 2012 08:53 PM (9ScGj)

The more I dig into the polls on UnSkewed, the more I understand what they're doing, and have more belief in the numbers - I'll admit it's still hard to believe they're as high as they are, but I *want* to. Their results are entirely dependent on Rasmussen's turnout model, so the major weakness is putting all their eggs in that one basket and assuming the Ras model is correct They need to make that info available on the front page - it would be fun to see them get some traction.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 05:00 PM (lJJMb)

291 Does anybody here know if ObamaCare is going to cover treatment for removing one's cranium from their own rectum? My head's been lodged firmly in my ass for some time now and it's extremely uncomfortable but I've been putting off treatment until the government will pay for it.

Posted by: Romneylosesbig at September 20, 2012 05:00 PM (LTbLf)

292 "Am I the only one who is thinking 'James Taggart'?"

Wendy Deng...Dagny?!

Posted by: derit at September 20, 2012 05:01 PM (ruiF1)

293 "has Jane been around lately? I haven't seen her here in awhile.
Posted by: jewells45"

I'm guessing enjoying quality visiting time with D'oh boy.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 05:01 PM (d6TfZ)

294 Does anybody here know if ObamaCare is going to cover treatment for removing one's cranium from their own rectum? My head's been lodged firmly in my ass for some time now and it's extremely uncomfortable but I've been putting off treatment until the government will pay for it. Posted by: Romneylosesbig at September 20, 2012 09:00 PM (LTbLf) It would be nice to have an app or whatnot that allowed you to set your predicted D/R/I and see how the polls respond. Would be fun to play around with...

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2012 05:02 PM (sZTYJ)

295 @ThePoliticalHat - Followed, thanks!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 05:02 PM (d6TfZ)

296 The part of one of the Obama tapes that stands out with such irony is when he says: "we can sit around the table and find common ground." Obama has NEVER EVEN ATTEMPTED to find a common ground. It's his way or no way. He even lies to himself. How prophetic.

Posted by: fear of the ryan at September 20, 2012 05:02 PM (LpQbZ)

297 Unfortunately I think Obama is going to win Colorado. He has been here a lot. I'm not from here originally, but Coloradans seems to be overruled by the massive infiltration from the coasts, and from Mexico. I go to Boulder often, It would blow your mind to converse with them about politics.

Posted by: Jimi at September 20, 2012 05:03 PM (XP7BR)

298 @ThePoliticalHat - Followed, thanks! Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 09:02 PM (d6TfZ) Ditto

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2012 05:03 PM (sZTYJ)

299 @Evilpens if people want to follow me Am a BIG Steelers & Penguins Fan & am BRUTALLY HONEST

Posted by: Evilpens at September 20, 2012 05:03 PM (ck76k)

300 "It's Obama who is in trouble if he can't hold Wisconsin--which the Democrats have not lost since 1984." IMO, Bush definitely won WI in 2000, but it was taken away due to voter fraud. And there was a good chance Bush won in 04, also, but voter fraud struck again. A Republican has to be far ahead to overcome the organized fraud in WI.

Posted by: Romneylosesbig at September 20, 2012 05:04 PM (Lf/c1)

301 I'm easy - @StPatrick_TN, just like on here. I don't say much, but when I do, it's not memorable or important. My twitter feed at this point is pretty much morons with a few others mixed in.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 05:04 PM (lJJMb)

302 Yeah, I saw it was D+8, but they use that weird Ind/Dem Ind Ind/Rep concept in the partisan breakdown. It is a Marist thing and I don't like it. It's hard to figure what is a proper D/R/I split.

Plus it IS Wisconsin, D+8 might be realistic, I don't know the registration split there.

But -16% on the right/wrong track? That is brutal and fatal.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 05:04 PM (dX4hn)

303 Following all of you now. Mine is @Tamiisright

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 05:04 PM (X6akg)

304 299 "It's Obama who is in trouble if he can't hold Wisconsin--which the Democrats have not lost since 1984." IMO, Bush definitely won WI in 2000, but it was taken away due to voter fraud. And there was a good chance Bush won in 04, also, but voter fraud struck again. A Republican has to be far ahead to overcome the organized fraud in WI. Posted by: Romneylosesbig at September 20, 2012 09:03 PM (ci6Sb) ___________________ Wait..your handle--did you forget your sock!?

Posted by: tasker at September 20, 2012 05:05 PM (r2PLg)

305 Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 09:00 PM (lJJMb) Thanks for doing the homework I was too lazy to do!

Posted by: Icedog at September 20, 2012 05:05 PM (9ScGj)

306 Sununu on Hannity now. He's going Honeybager.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 20, 2012 05:06 PM (iS7G9)

307 301 @Evilpens if people want to follow me

Am a BIG Steelers & Penguins Fan & am BRUTALLY HONEST

Posted by: Evilpens at September 20, 2012 09:03 PM (ck76k)

Oh, you're Mr. Fancypants.....my request to follow you is 'pendiing'. Hmpf!

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 05:06 PM (X6akg)

308 Obama is going to lose CO.

Posted by: Honey Badger at September 20, 2012 05:06 PM (4z+35)

309 Jimi.. that may be true on the eastern part of the state but the other side of the Rockies seems to me (from what I saw) to be more conservative. We shall see.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at September 20, 2012 05:07 PM (UljOc)

310

Poll troll:

Do you think we'll change our election day plans because we fear our guy won't win?

Hey if you want to make a difference tell us why we should vote for Obama. Maybe you'll change some minds. Try it.

Posted by: little billy badass at September 20, 2012 05:07 PM (xXhWA)

311 DONE Tami

Posted by: Evilpens at September 20, 2012 05:07 PM (ck76k)

312

I go to Boulder often, It would blow your mind to converse with them about politics.

-----------

You may be right about the state, but Boulder is a sphincter in a class by itself.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 20, 2012 05:08 PM (0CiTm)

313 "badger", sorry.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 20, 2012 05:08 PM (iS7G9)

314 "Yeah, I saw it was D+8, but they use that weird Ind/Dem Ind Ind/Rep concept in the partisan breakdown. It is a Marist thing and I don't like it. It's hard to figure what is a proper D/R/I split. Plus it IS Wisconsin, D+8 might be realistic, I don't know the registration split there." It was Dem +1 in 2010. In 2008 the party ID split was D +6 (39-33-29)

Posted by: Romneylosesbig at September 20, 2012 05:09 PM (bcUqB)

315 Jimi - Romney is leading in CO right now. Rasmussen has Romney ahead, Marist just did a poll with Obama up 2 in a D+6 poll. CO isn't D+6.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 05:09 PM (dX4hn)

316 As of 2010, Gallup polling found that 31% of Americans identified as Democrats (tying a 22-year low), 29% as Republicans, and 38% as independents.[3] By 2011 Gallup found that Americans identifying as independents had risen to 40 percent. Gallup's historical data show that the proportion of independents in 2011 was the largest in 60 years. This increase came at the expense of Republican identification, which dropped to 27%, while Democratic identification held steady from 2011. Nevertheless, more American independents leaned to the Republican Party when compared to the Democratic Party. Combining leaners with each party's core identifiers, for 2011 the parties ended up tied at 45 percent.[4] In 2011 Gallup found seventeen states safely Republican or leaning Republican, up from 10 in 2010 and 5 in 2008. A total of 19 states (including the District of Columbia) were safe or leaning Democratic, down from 23 in 2010 and 36 in 2008. Gallup observed that the "greatest movement away from the Democratic Party came between 2009 and 2010, when the number of states with a Democratic advantage fell from 34 to 23". In 15 states no party had a clear political advantage for 2011. Gallup concluded that "President Obama faces a much less favorable environment as he seeks a second term in office than he did when he was elected president."[5]

Posted by: Evilpens at September 20, 2012 05:09 PM (ck76k)

317 So, Eeyorelosesbig . . .

What's your motive? What are you hoping to achieve by repeating slanted poll results from the Obama campaign blog?

Seriously. If you're really a concerned Republican, what will you achieve by depressing your fellow R voters? It's almost as if you are playing for the other team.

So, what's your story? Are you a damned idiot who can't understand what he's doing? Or are you a damned liar?

Posted by: Trimegistus at September 20, 2012 05:09 PM (UlOyJ)

318 Thanks for doing the homework I was too lazy to do!

Posted by: Icedog at September 20, 2012 09:05 PM (9ScGj)

No, thank you for bringing attention to the site. I still have concerns with their using only a single voter turnout model, but as the HEwokIC says, we're ahead of the curve around here. If the Rasmussen turnout numbers end up accurately predicting the vote, then UnSkewed is ahead of the polling curve.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 05:09 PM (lJJMb)

319 @quarreyman

Posted by: The Q at September 20, 2012 05:09 PM (B/yDO)

320 Would be fun to play around with...

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2012 09:02 PM (sZTYJ)

Speaking of things "fun to play around with," I have this gerbil and paper towel tube that just DRIVE ME CRAZY! I don't believe in God but I do call out his name every single time that gerbil gets up a head of steam. Of course, as I said earlier, my head's already in there so there's not a lot of room but the more the merrier, I say.

Posted by: Romneylosesbig at September 20, 2012 05:09 PM (LTbLf)

321 Heh, Obama is -11 in right/wrong track in the CO poll, better than in WI but still terrible.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 05:10 PM (dX4hn)

322 315 I liked it as a lib-nightmare fusion of honey badger/Tea Partier.

Posted by: derit at September 20, 2012 05:11 PM (ruiF1)

323 "@Evilpens if people want to follow me
Am a BIG Steelers & Penguins Fan & am BRUTALLY HONEST"

Ha! You don't scare me! Followed!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 05:11 PM (d6TfZ)

324 Interesting...you little pikers!

Posted by: tasker at September 20, 2012 05:11 PM (r2PLg)

325 Football time. Catch y'all on the ONT if I can stay awake.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 20, 2012 05:12 PM (lJJMb)

326 I'm easy - @StPatrick_TN

Followed, thanks!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 05:12 PM (d6TfZ)

327 Can you say "preferrence cascade"? Bring it baby...

Posted by: AnabolicState at September 20, 2012 05:12 PM (nGsOy)

328 Thnx for the follows, guys. I was following most of you already, but got to add some more Good Guys to my list!

Probably a good idea to post our twitter handles every now and then.

Posted by: jwpaine at September 20, 2012 05:13 PM (FUozQ)

329 [\i]268 DG is fired up. Sorry to hear about the arm. What happened? Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 20, 2012 08:55 PM (GEICT) A young man ran through a light and t-boned me 4 yrs ago. Busted my right(dominant) arm up pretty bad. Lucky for him he walked away uninjured and was able to continue his life normally. The bitterness only comes out when I'm mad...and slightly tipsy...and angry at the mofos in office. Which happens to all be right now. Not to mention power has been out now for 3 hours and I'm growing tired of it considering it's the third time inthe past week and a half. And I haaaaate typing on this iPhone but I'mmso bored.

Posted by: DangerGirl at September 20, 2012 05:13 PM (AiZkN)

330 "Mine is @Tamiisright
Posted by: Tami"

Followed! For some odd reason, I thought I was already following you, but I guess not.

I don't say a lot on Twitter, 'cause I'm not really that pithy or amusing, but I do enjoy reading it.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 05:14 PM (d6TfZ)

331 The beatdown is on.

This is awesome to watch

Posted by: The Q at September 20, 2012 05:15 PM (B/yDO)

332 tell us why we should vote for Obama.

Generating a rapid collapse seems to be the only pragmatic reason I can think of. There are some decent arguments for a hard/fast collapse and getting on to whatever comes next after the USA's demise as fast as possible.

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 20, 2012 05:16 PM (0dqmE)

333 This is awesome to watch Posted by: The Q at September 20, 2012 09:15 PM (B/yDO) Yes. Yes it is.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at September 20, 2012 05:16 PM (a4CUi)

334 What did Sarah Palin do to herself? She looks terrible with that haircolor.

Posted by: Marybeth at September 20, 2012 05:17 PM (fkaOH)

335 "Anyone following the Chase Community Giving on Facebook? They awarded their largest chunk of change to the Egyptian Cancer Network $250000." This story makes my head hurt. Just the three words "Egyptian Cancer Network" generate a million possible comments.

Posted by: Icedog at September 20, 2012 05:17 PM (9ScGj)

336 Since we are sharing Twitter handles, mine is @daveinfla surprising, eh?

And for Tami, I'm not locked

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 05:17 PM (dX4hn)

337 The people in Colorado are stuck in a tight spot, because Anytime you hear criticism about Obama its immediately followed by a senseless dig at Romney/Ryan. Basically the way I read it, is people here have been trained to attack the Republican regardless, and because it is so difficult to be public about being conservative.....many will not vote, many will be propagandized in Obamas favor, and many will not let people know who aren't informed simply because they don't want to deal with it. All which makes it that much harder of a struggle

Posted by: Jimi at September 20, 2012 05:17 PM (XP7BR)

338 "What did Sarah Palin do to herself? She looks terrible with that haircolor. Posted by: Marybeth"

I know, right? And that lipstick ain't makin' it, either. Ew.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 05:18 PM (d6TfZ)

339 because Dave in Fla hasn't tweeted yet

Posted by: Evilpens at September 20, 2012 05:18 PM (ck76k)

340 I don't say a lot on Twitter, 'cause I'm not really that pithy or amusing, but I do enjoy reading it.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 09:14 PM (d6TfZ)

Ditto.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 05:18 PM (X6akg)

341 Woof woof, woof woof woof!

Enough with the negative waves, Moriarty!

Posted by: Oddball at September 20, 2012 05:19 PM (ufLRj)

342 Hmm, kind of an interesting silver lining you've got there PurpAv.

I'll try to keep it in mind if the unthinkable happens.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 05:19 PM (dX4hn)

343 mama winger, the Brewers game was great - they came from behind to win 9-7 - a sweep of the Pirates. Now, of course, they face a 4 game series against the *gulp* Nationals. In DC. In the meantime, the Cards, who remain 2 and a half games ahead play - the Cubs. Damn.

Posted by: Donna V. at September 20, 2012 05:20 PM (1WHL0)

344 @daveinfla - Followed!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 05:21 PM (d6TfZ)

345 I don't tweet and comment at the same time. I don't multitask well

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 05:21 PM (dX4hn)

346 Did anyone catch Obama comparing the DOJ and companys involvement with fast and furious and the death of Terry and 300 Mexican nationals as "people do dumb things". Wow just wow. So I guess 300+ people dead = just some dumb thing people do these days

Posted by: Odel roo at September 20, 2012 05:21 PM (dQi2j)

347 -Probably a good idea to post our twitter handles every now and then.

I am Typo dynamofo on twitter as well.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at September 20, 2012 05:21 PM (pjT+p)

348 And what's with Lady Gaga? She looks as if she sucked the meat off of Kathy Griffin and now resembles a thin version of Divine in those fishnets. Ouch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 05:21 PM (+tqYo)

349 hahaha

Posted by: Evilpens at September 20, 2012 05:21 PM (ck76k)

350 Posted by: Odel roo at September 20, 2012 09:21 PM (dQi2j) By that metric, the victims of 9/11/01 showed epic stupidity.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 05:22 PM (+tqYo)

351 Posted by: DangerGirl at September 20, 2012 09:13 PM (AiZkN) Dayum DG. Sorry to hear it. Tell me you got a decent settlement? My FIL got destroyed by a drunk driver years ago. Really messed him up. And of course the guy was flat broke and uninsured.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 20, 2012 05:23 PM (GEICT)

352 After today, perhaps it should be TFR, that fucking retard.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at September 20, 2012 05:23 PM (he2LC)

353 @daveinfla - gotcha!
@Tamiisright - already following!

Posted by: jwpaine at September 20, 2012 05:24 PM (FUozQ)

354 Oh I'm @deadlyestrogen on Twitter but I've been trying to avoid the news the Past few days for my health.

Posted by: DangerGirl at September 20, 2012 05:24 PM (F1lOF)

355 Man I just saw last night's Miller Time...looks like Dennis took some of whatever Malkin was on. More rage than laughs.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 20, 2012 05:24 PM (0CiTm)

356 350 J. J. Sefton I overheard two of the twit receptionists at my office saying she's knocked up.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at September 20, 2012 05:24 PM (a4CUi)

357 334 tell us why we should vote for Obama. Generating a rapid collapse seems to be the only pragmatic reason I can think of. There are some decent arguments for a hard/fast collapse and getting on to whatever comes next after the USA's demise as fast as possible. The problem is that the American Revolution was almost unique in history in creating a freer society. Almost every revolution since then has led to a bloodbath followed by tyranny. The odds are not on our side today. Do you see a new George Washington on the horizon? I don't.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2012 05:25 PM (sdi6R)

358 343 Woof woof, woof woof woof! Enough with the negative waves, Moriarty! Posted by: Oddball at September 20, 2012 09:19 PM (ufLRj) Careful. Big Joe. Some of these people got sensitive feelings.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 05:25 PM (+tqYo)

359 osted by: IdowhatIwant at September 20, 2012 09:24 PM (a4CUi) To this day, I couldn't identify one of her tunes if my life depended on it. She's almost as big a media creation/illusion as TFG.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 05:26 PM (+tqYo)

360 I overheard two of the twit receptionists at my office saying she's knocked up. did they say who the sperm donor was ?

Posted by: Evilpens at September 20, 2012 05:26 PM (ck76k)

361 I'll check new followers in the morning and follow everyone back.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 05:27 PM (dX4hn)

362 @Typodynamofo - gotcha.

Also, just added my handle to my name here. Seemed like a good idea (at the time)

Posted by: jwpaine (@PirateBallerina) at September 20, 2012 05:27 PM (FUozQ)

363 @deadlyestrogen - Followed, kinda scared. LOL!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 05:27 PM (d6TfZ)

364 Monica Lewinsky is getting a $12 million book deal.

Just goes to show it's not what you know but who you blow.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 20, 2012 05:28 PM (M2x4y)

365 That's an awesome handle, btw. PirateBallerina is clever.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 05:28 PM (dX4hn)

366 #161 Jumbo Shrimp
Gov Perry is a rock star

I live in Texas and he's not perfect but these lyrics from The King and I sort of describe why he keeps getting elected:

He will not always do
What you would have him do
And then suddenly he'll do
Something
Wonderful

He did that today

Posted by: 56 and loving RR at September 20, 2012 05:29 PM (L9gaH)

367 367 That's an awesome handle, btw. PirateBallerina is clever. Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 09:28 PM (dX4hn) ButtPirateBallerina is Rahm's, no doubt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 05:29 PM (+tqYo)

368 @daveinfla - gotcha! Following now! @Tamiisright - already following! Already following and being followed... looks over shoulder...

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2012 05:29 PM (sZTYJ)

369 @Typodynamofo - Done!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 05:30 PM (d6TfZ)

370 362 Evilpens I didn't stick around.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at September 20, 2012 05:30 PM (a4CUi)

371 "Trey Gowdy slams Democrats for willingness to cede congressional power to Obama"- bit.ly/Scsjcy

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 20, 2012 05:30 PM (YjDyJ)

372 "He will not always do
What you would have him do
And then suddenly he'll do
Something
Wonderful

He did that today
Posted by: 56 and loving RR"

I'll remember that the next time he pisses me off. Seriously, though, I love that. Nice!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 05:31 PM (d6TfZ)

373 Obama went on Univision because he thought he would get soft questions: Oh, Papi, can we have some food stampa and amnestia, por favor?

LOL! Ramos saw his opportunity to become a real journalist and took over.

Posted by: PJ at September 20, 2012 05:31 PM (DQHjw)

374 Oh Holy Shit!!! I love that picture of Rick Perry.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at September 20, 2012 05:31 PM (UljOc)

375 @Typodynamofo @deadlyestrogen Now following both. Are the twitter lists below being updated? https://twitter.com/#!/AoSHQ_M/aoshq-morons https://twitter.com/#!/rwac80/aoshq-morons

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at September 20, 2012 05:32 PM (sZTYJ)

376 Damn when did G. Gordon Liddy become Wilford Brimley?

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 20, 2012 05:33 PM (0CiTm)

377 Speaking of things "fun to play around with," I have this gerbil and paper towel tube that just DRIVE ME CRAZY! I don't believe in God but I do call out his name every single time that gerbil gets up a head of steam. Of course, as I said earlier, my head's already in there so there's not a lot of room but the more the merrier, I say. Posted by: Romneylosesbig at September 20, 2012 09:09 PM (LTbLf) Yay! An invitation!

Posted by: Barack Obama's Secret Gay Ex-Boyfriend at September 20, 2012 05:33 PM (sZTYJ)

378 Are the twitter lists below being updated? Now that's just silly. Where do you think you are?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 20, 2012 05:33 PM (GEICT)

379 When he turned 80, I guess.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 20, 2012 05:34 PM (l3vZN)

380 Yeah, the mental image PirateBallerina invokes is kind creepy tho. But then, so am I, probably.

Posted by: jwpaine (@PirateBallerina) at September 20, 2012 05:34 PM (FUozQ)

381 Dayum DG. Sorry to hear it. Tell me you got a decent settlement? My FIL got destroyed by a drunk driver years ago. Really messed him up. And of course the guy was flat broke and uninsured. Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 20, 2012 09:23 PM (GEICT) Yeah just settled, of course priceless to me but of course "priceless" doesn't translate into a concrete number. Just glad it is finally resolved. Thanks.

Posted by: DangerGirl at September 20, 2012 05:35 PM (WY3bD)

382 It's probably just me, but when I see how Obama has handled some of these big issues in the past several months, I really do think he's trying to lose. That $35 million shack in Hawaii would certainly tempt me. It appears that, in the last few days, Romney has started to return to the boldness that he showed just after announcing Ryan as his running mate. I hope he keeps his eye on the clock and realizes that there are no more days to waste in the crouch position. Separately, I noticed that Drudge has continued to update the picture linked to the Univision interview story. At first, I wasn't that crazy with the one that's up there now, but when I noticed how Obama's right hand is protecting his man-parts, it tells me that this interview really did live up to Drudge's billing of "first serious interview". Talk about body language!!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 20, 2012 05:36 PM (1k4dd)

383 OT: Can I please watch the game without this nasty skin tag remover commercial coming on every 20 minutes? Blech.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 05:37 PM (d6TfZ)

384 Netan-freakin-yahuuuuuu!

Posted by: Honey Badger (@robfit) at September 20, 2012 05:37 PM (t0hSy)

385 Ain't about time for the ONT?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 20, 2012 05:37 PM (GEICT)

386 344 Hmm, kind of an interesting silver lining you've got there PurpAv. I'll try to keep it in mind if the unthinkable happens.

I wouldn't say its unthinkable. Its probably going to happen even if R/R win. I'm not seeing the kind of discipline, or recognition of our situation, in D.C. that's needed to pull this out.

What I see is a horse race between doom, and actual recovery, where recovery requires unwinding 80 years worth of bad policy, and that's probably not going to happen before doom takes the lead.

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 20, 2012 05:39 PM (0dqmE)

387

jimi-

They don't call it the People's Republic of Boulder for nothing!

I actually disagree with you..........I think the dearth of Obama bumper stickers is telling. The enthusiasm for TFG is definitely not what it was here in 08.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 20, 2012 05:39 PM (W3UHW)

388 Man, Ace or one of the cob loggers needs to post that link to the twitter AoSHQ horde. I wasn't aware of it, and just now followed about 20 morons I wasn't aware twattled. Twizzled. fuck it, you know what I mean.

Posted by: jwpaine (@PirateBallerina) at September 20, 2012 05:40 PM (FUozQ)

389 I kind of like that idea. What if Obama isn't really all that tied to being President and really likes the idea of the Hawaii mansion. He is just going through the motions because he is pussy whipped by ValJar and Moochele.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 05:41 PM (dX4hn)

390 Just updated this iPhone 4s to iOS6. Hope it doesn't fuck me up. Had to go to Starbucks to do it, and when it seemed to be taking forever, I surfed a few discussions that said it was bad news. Pulled the plug. But I guess it was too late, because now it's installed. Am currently living in my mom's extra room, and she has no wifi. Actually, no computer or cell phone, either. She said I could stay here because she heard I could stay on my Medicare here until I was 70 1/2 or something. Not hers, mine. I said, thanks, Mom.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 20, 2012 05:41 PM (ZM6Zz)

391 Ok followed as many on Twitter I could remember...will try for more tomorrow, Phone is about to die and still no power so I'm out. Take care, Morons, and see you tomorrow.

Posted by: DangerGirl at September 20, 2012 05:41 PM (WY3bD)

392 Night DG!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 20, 2012 05:42 PM (GEICT)

393 So the Most Interesting Man actor is an Obamacocksucker. Very disappointing.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 20, 2012 05:42 PM (0CiTm)

394 "Take care, Morons, and see you tomorrow.
Posted by: DangerGirl"

Take care!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 05:43 PM (d6TfZ)

395 Refollowed those hoo followeded me.
should be fun

I gots retweetered by LauraW! Now I'm all big headed and stuff.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at September 20, 2012 05:43 PM (pjT+p)

396 Giants INT

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2012 05:44 PM (5H6zj)

397 Thank goodness we didnt' get a football thread. This is a stomping.

Posted by: fear of the ryan at September 20, 2012 05:44 PM (LpQbZ)

398 "So the Most Interesting Man actor is an Obamacocksucker. Very disappointing. Posted by: USS Diversity"

I don't vote often, but when I do, I vote for the biggest cocksucker in the race. Stay stupid, my friends.

Posted by: The Most Douchiest Guy in the World at September 20, 2012 05:45 PM (d6TfZ)

399 Did anyone watch the Univision clip to the end?

The balls on that guy!

He blames the guns going into Mexico on having to "respect the 2nd amendment"!

Dude, it was your administration that deliberately piped those guns in there.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 20, 2012 05:46 PM (M2x4y)

400 A wholly unsubstantial puppet, a phony self-aggrandizing marketing tool, endorses Zero...inconceivable!

Posted by: derit at September 20, 2012 05:49 PM (ruiF1)

401 373 "Trey Gowdy slams Democrats for willingness to cede congressional power to Obama"- bit.ly/Scsjcy Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 20, 2012 09:30 PM (YjDyJ) He is fantastic. As is Louie Gohmert. Steel cage match tag-team with them vs. my fuck-faced reps Nadler and Ackerman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 05:50 PM (+tqYo)

402 Is Donde estan or Donde usted the proper Spanish for Where are you to tweet to my media friends.

Posted by: Jean at September 20, 2012 05:51 PM (pawS5)

403 Still no ONT. Gonna make sum popcorn.

Posted by: jwpaine (@PirateBallerina) at September 20, 2012 05:52 PM (FUozQ)

404

Ark-PB 14

Alabama State-14

Can't see the Giants game, what's the score?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 20, 2012 05:53 PM (d0Tfm)

405 20-0 Gnats

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2012 05:53 PM (5H6zj)

406 " Is Donde estan or Donde usted the proper Spanish for Where are you to tweet to my media friends. Posted by: Jean"

"Donde estan" means "where are you all". "Donde usted" is "where are you" to one person in the formal sense. I would use "Donde estan".

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 05:54 PM (d6TfZ)

407 "Why, Mr. President, why?" http://tinyurl.com/cl82tef h/t to Drudge for US News.

Posted by: Thorvald at September 20, 2012 05:55 PM (1V6Pv)

408 BYU Boise State tied 0-0

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 20, 2012 05:55 PM (0CiTm)

409 Dave in FL- what really worries me is that he does seem to be trying to lose and he's still tied. And it's not like his attempts at losing aren't obvious. Giving the blind sheik back to Egypt? After the uproar over trying to move the trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to NY or Great Britain returning al-Megrahi to Libya! They know that's suicidal, so why leak it now if he's not trying to lose?? I do hope that, as some think, their internal polls are awful. Is that because more and more states are coming on-line with voter ID laws?

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 20, 2012 05:55 PM (1k4dd)

410 Okay, @Polliwogette said Obama touched his peen on Univision. PLEASE tell me that's not true!

- @DarthWyatt

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 20, 2012 05:55 PM (Agn5J)

411 261 Oh and the fact that I'm currently hopped up on alcohol and antidepressants because my right arm is 25% as useful as it used to be? Yeah, I'm not blaming the 18 year old doofus who ran my car over with his SUV for that tonight. Blaming that one on Obama too... Because I'm a bitter fucking bitch who feels hatred in her heart for a President for the first time in 38 years. Fuck you Obama. Fuck you and anyone who votes for you. And fuck your entire administration and the cocksucking MFM who propagate your feckless lies. Posted by: DangerGirl at September 20, 2012 08:52 PM (RM1gx) Marry me

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 20, 2012 05:55 PM (q7ots)

412 and our own population reaches some semblance of stability after the chaos

I'm concerned with the amount of infrastructure that will be destroyed by the collapse. The American response to this sort of thing isn't going to be nearly as civilized as say an Australian or Japanese response would. Ours is not a society that is prone to politeness and order by nature.

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 20, 2012 05:56 PM (0dqmE)

413 Genius emoticon: *~@):~{> (hat tip to Profitsbeard from HotAir)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 05:57 PM (+tqYo)

414 Hey, kids! Big love to whoever put that Onion thing in the sideline, I thought I would piss myself laughing.

Posted by: Peaches is one pissed off infidel at September 20, 2012 05:57 PM (kpCLl)

415 Yo quiero dinero, Obamao!

Posted by: derit at September 20, 2012 05:58 PM (ruiF1)

416 i get mt thrill..on blueberry hill

Posted by: post apocka lippy the lion and haredee har har at September 20, 2012 05:59 PM (VkHAS)

417 >>411 BYU Boise State tied 0-0 Good. Maybe if it stays close the meeting my husband is at will wrap up early so they can watch the game.

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2012 05:59 PM (5H6zj)

418 Wyatt - He did, look at picture on Drudge

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 06:01 PM (dX4hn)

419

Univision: Finalmente - alguien haciendo lo que los medios Americanos no han hecho.

Translation - Univision - Finally doing what the American media won't do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 20, 2012 06:01 PM (d0Tfm)

420 417 Posted by: Peaches is one pissed off infidel at September 20, 2012 09:57 PM (kpCLl) Wow. Shades of Nat'l Lampoon circa 1973. Axelrod to threaten them with the DoJ in 5-4-3-2...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 06:02 PM (+tqYo)

421 Is there an ONT or is Ace flogging his imam?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 06:03 PM (+tqYo)

422 Is that so hilarious, JJ? I used to check out The Onion all the time, but almost never since I went back to work. Glad they're still doin' what they do.

Posted by: Peaches is one pissed off infidel at September 20, 2012 06:03 PM (kpCLl)

423 It's too early to be celebrating, but I have a smile on my face. TFR goes on Univision and digs his own grave. Mitt comes back with zingers. This has become very entertaining. The drama. The laughs. If it weren't for the fact that the fate of the Republic hinges on this race, it would be enjoyable.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at September 20, 2012 06:03 PM (he2LC)

424 ...and 424th!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 06:03 PM (+tqYo)

425 425 Peaches: I always assumed they were in the tank for the commies, but that is a wickedly funny smack-down.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 06:04 PM (+tqYo)

426 y'all see those stories linked on Drudge about Monica Lewinsky's book? holy cow!

Posted by: Peaches is one pissed off infidel at September 20, 2012 06:05 PM (kpCLl)

427 421 Wyatt - He did, look at picture on Drudge

*shudder* Forever unclean!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 20, 2012 06:05 PM (Agn5J)

428 Thank you Hobbit, my Spanish is a bit rusty

Posted by: Jean at September 20, 2012 06:06 PM (pawS5)

429 Looking at that picture again on Drudge, I have to ask: Is it really queer if the dick you're playing with on TV is your own? Oh, and Obama's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure. Evenin' all

Posted by: Boomer Redneque is pretty much disgusted beyond words at September 20, 2012 06:06 PM (eQnzo)

430 What's all this about Liz Warren being repeatedly kicked in the Pocahontas?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2012 06:06 PM (vDl/w)

431 Prefrence cascade FORE!!!

Posted by: vizzy at September 20, 2012 06:07 PM (c/tBt)

432 430- Gayest pic EVARR!!

Posted by: typo dynamofo at September 20, 2012 06:07 PM (pjT+p)

433 I'm waiting for him to ask, "How do you say, 'I hafta go potty' in Spanish?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 20, 2012 06:07 PM (Agn5J)

434 So half marathon update. I have my first official race a week from tomorrow, a 5K. The first half marathon in Nov 9th.

Training is going well and will be doing a 10 mile training run tomorrow.

I'm still slow as hell, but I'm fast enough not to get swept off the course.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 06:07 PM (dX4hn)

435

Picked up a paper copy of the Onion. Headline: Obama Says Help Us Destroy Jesus and Start a New Era of Liberal Darkness.

The article was even funnier.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 20, 2012 06:07 PM (0CiTm)

436 The world, Bart. this is bigger then us.

Posted by: Jean at September 20, 2012 06:07 PM (pawS5)

437 437 So half marathon update. I have my first official race a week from tomorrow, a 5K. The first half marathon in Nov 9th.

I didn't know you were Kenyan!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 20, 2012 06:08 PM (Agn5J)

438 From Twitter:

Greg Pollowitz: Univision shows that journalism is added to the list of jobs Americans won't do.

My favorite tweet of the day.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 06:09 PM (d6TfZ)

439 Day by Day has a cartoon that deserves re-posting:

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2012/09/20/

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 20, 2012 06:09 PM (M2x4y)

440
438 That is some funny shit, USS D, and I had no idea they published an actual paper. They've always thrown in some non-libtard stuff, but perhaps we can take this as a sign that the worm is turning? {prays madly}

Posted by: Peaches is one pissed off infidel at September 20, 2012 06:09 PM (kpCLl)

441 So half marathon update. I have my first official race a week from tomorrow, a 5K. The first half marathon in Nov 9th.

Go Dave!

Posted by: fluffy at September 20, 2012 06:10 PM (z9HTb)

442 I'm going to show them the picture of Odopey grabbing his peen. Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 08:08 PM (d6TfZ) "His peen". Far too grown up for the JEF. He has the logic skills of a retarded kindergartener. Say, "his pee-pee" so he can understand you.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque is pretty much disgusted beyond words at September 20, 2012 06:10 PM (eQnzo)

443 429 y'all see those stories linked on Drudge about Monica Lewinsky's book? holy cow! Posted by: Peaches is one pissed off infidel at September 20, 2012 10:05 PM (kpCLl) yeah, was thinking that is the real reason hillary's looked like she's been on heavy tranq's.

Posted by: fear of the ryan at September 20, 2012 06:11 PM (LpQbZ)

444 I keep getting that creepy picture of Jim Messina on my Twitter "Who to follow" pane. Gah!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 06:11 PM (d6TfZ)

445 Posted by: runninrebel at September 20, 2012 10:09 PM (N/1Dm)

I love you and I hope we will be neighbors some day in the all-too-foreseeable future.

Posted by: Peaches is one pissed off infidel at September 20, 2012 06:11 PM (kpCLl)

446 Andy - Yeah, Brown smacked her around a lot. She was whining about poor students ending up with $54,000 in debt and he asked her why she makes $300,000 for teaching one class.

He also challenged her to release her Harvard application to prove she didn't check the "minority" box, and she refused.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 06:12 PM (dX4hn)

447 Fuck you Obama. Fuck you and anyone who votes for you. And fuck your entire administration and the cocksucking MFM who propagate your feckless lies. ========= Poetry, pure poetry.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 20, 2012 06:12 PM (imtbm)

448 "Say, "his pee-pee" so he can understand you.
Posted by: Boomer Redneque"

So his "pee-pee" is "wee-wee'd" up and he has to go? I've just returned to the first grade.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 06:12 PM (d6TfZ)

449 This is good to hear....I was a little bummed this am about this.

Chick-fil-A Sets the Record Straight by Karla Dial

In response to media reports that Chick-fil-A has agreed to stop making charitable donations to groups like Focus on the Family, the company today released a statement to set the record straight.

Contrary to reports first made by the gay-activist group The Civil Rights Agenda (TCRA) on Tuesday and later picked up by mainstream media outlets, Chick-fil-A and its charitable-giving arm, the WinShape Foundation, did not agree to stop making donations to groups that support the biblical definition of marriage in exchange for being allowed to open a franchise in Chicago.

Â“For many months now, Chick-fil-AÂ’s corporate giving has been mischaracterized,Â” executives said in todayÂ’s statement. Â“And while our sincere intent has been to remain out of this political and social debate, events from Chicago this week have once again resulted in questions around our giving. For that reason, we want to provide some context and clarity around who we are, what we believe and our priorities in relation to corporate giving.

Â“A part of our corporate commitment is to be responsible stewards of all that God has entrusted to us. Because of this commitment, Chick-fil-AÂ’s giving heritage is focused on programs that educate youth, strengthen families and enrich marriages, and support communities. We will continue to focus our giving in those areas. Our intent is not to support political or social agendas.

http://tinyurl.com/8guateq

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 06:13 PM (X6akg)

450 I keep getting that creepy picture of Jim Messina on my Twitter "Who to follow" pane. Gah! Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 10:11 PM (d6TfZ) He/she/it has come for your soul...

Posted by: Pazuzu at September 20, 2012 06:13 PM (sZTYJ)

451 WHARE IZ MAH OVAH NYTE THRED

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 06:13 PM (ovpNn)

452 454 I keep getting that creepy picture of Jim Messina on my Twitter "Who to follow" pane. Gah!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 10:11 PM (d6TfZ)

He/she/it has come for your soul...

Posted by: Pazuzu at September 20, 2012 10:13 PM (sZTYJ)

If i saw that at the bottom of the stairs when i turned the lights on one night after waking to get a glass of water....

...I would scream like a girl, shit my pants and then start shooting.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 06:14 PM (ovpNn)

453 Tami, thank you for that! (and, hi, waves wildly!!!) I was a little "wtf?" about the stories I heard/saw in the bullshit media.

Posted by: Peaches is one pissed off infidel at September 20, 2012 06:14 PM (kpCLl)

454 ""Fuck you Obama. Fuck you and anyone who votes for you. And fuck your entire administration and the cocksucking MFM who propagate your feckless lies""

Need to add "fuck you and the tire tube you floated in on" .

Posted by: Berserker at September 20, 2012 06:15 PM (FMbng)

455 McCain's campaign against Obama was better than Romney's. Shame.

Posted by: General Zod at September 20, 2012 06:15 PM (2+bRt)

456 Whew! Glad the board holding him up didn't break!

Posted by: Rick Perry's Ambien Dream Police at September 20, 2012 06:16 PM (AzwZn)

457 Man Chris Muir better watch his ass. Holder will drag him out to a TV station.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 20, 2012 06:16 PM (0CiTm)

458 I'm waiting for him to ask, "How do you say, 'I hafta go potty' in Spanish?"
Amigo, vaya con pios.

Posted by: joe 'super genius' biden at September 20, 2012 06:16 PM (vDl/w)

459 C'mon guys... Is it Cinco de Cuatro yet?

Posted by: Barqi O'Brainiac at September 20, 2012 06:16 PM (FcR7P)

460 Amigo, vaya con pios.

Bawahahahaha!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 20, 2012 06:17 PM (Agn5J)

461 Thank you Tami, for posting that. I was worried that they might have caved even tho the only evidence for the story was the scum city councilman who tried to bully them in the first place.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at September 20, 2012 06:17 PM (pjT+p)

462

Hey, Dave in Fla, you had my blog almost all to yourself today.

And good luck on your 5K.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 20, 2012 06:17 PM (d0Tfm)

463 I would scream like a girl, shit my pants and then start shooting.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 10:14 PM (ovpNn)

sweetie, you need to shoot first and shit your pants later . . . because if you don't shoot first, you will still be shitting your pants, you just won't be around to be embarrassed about it. I'm here all night . . .

Posted by: Peaches is one pissed off infidel at September 20, 2012 06:17 PM (kpCLl)

464 457 Tami, thank you for that! (and, hi, waves wildly!!!) I was a little "wtf?" about the stories I heard/saw in the bullshit media.

Posted by: Peaches is one pissed off infidel at September 20, 2012 10:14 PM (kpCLl)

Yeah, I was too Peaches.....(and waving wilding backatcha!)

How the felines? Mine is sitting between me and the keyboards.

Would like to say hi to the morons, kitty?

cvghjkm

(she's stilling working on her keyboarding skills....but to her that says, 'piss off'.)

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 06:17 PM (X6akg)

465 If SNL doesn't do a peenie-grab spoof on Zero this weekend, they oughta go off the air.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 20, 2012 06:18 PM (ZM6Zz)

466 Say, "his pee-pee" so he can understand you.
Weewee?

Posted by: baba wawa at September 20, 2012 06:18 PM (vDl/w)

467 Day by Day has a cartoon that deserves re-posting: http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2012/09/20/ Damn, it's on like Donkey Kong!

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2012 06:20 PM (FcR7P)

468 *waits to see what comes next*

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 06:20 PM (dX4hn)

469 FCC: Univision, no more beach dance parties for you! Who do you think you are, MTV in the '90s?

Posted by: derit at September 20, 2012 06:20 PM (ruiF1)

470 ah, jeez, Tami, I've got the baby z back on her inhalers, all she does is sneeze and wheeze and stuff food in her 20-pound face. God love her. At least she doesn't fuck with my 'puter. You clearly have the more superior feline and I knew exactly what she meant by her somewhat cryptic post!

Posted by: Peaches is one pissed off infidel at September 20, 2012 06:20 PM (kpCLl)

471 I have been hearing all day long on the news radios while listening to rush and sean and whoever else came on, during the news breaks from local affiliates,

the cut to abc nes announcer and they are insisting the economy is so much better and romney is falling behind.

THey keep hammering it....Econmy is getting better!

Economy Finally bottomed out and its all up from here!

Romney is falling behind!

Obama solidifying his lead!

You like COck andwant to suckee suckee.!

Eat more Ovaltine!

Obama Obama Obama!

Its hilarious, and fucking annoyng at the same time.

I think they shoudl add an angry man voice screaming in the distant background "WHO ARE YOU GONNA BELIEVE? US OR YOUR OWN DAMN LYIN EYES?" every time they say the Economy is doing so much better and Romney is falling behind and Obama is pulling ahead.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 06:20 PM (ovpNn)

472 If i saw that at the bottom of the stairs when i turned the lights on one night after waking to get a glass of water.......I would scream like a girl, shit my pants and then start shooting. Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 10:14 PM (ovpNn) Messina is tweeting from inside your house! Hello? Hello? Are you still there???

Posted by: 911 Operator at September 20, 2012 06:21 PM (sZTYJ)

473 Donde' esta de casa de pepe?

Posted by: Vote For Pedro at September 20, 2012 06:21 PM (AzwZn)

474 Well I should preface my optimism by saying that my Plan A is to be in Australia in 5 months

Australia is my 1st choice exit strategy too. I'm planning on making the move within the next few years. Australia will probably wind up being the core that remains stable and re-seeds western civilization. The place is pretty self-contained when it comes to food and general raw materials for industry.

I think the Russians will fare pretty well too, but its too cold there for my taste. After the Soviet collapse, they pulled back to a sustainable core, and they're used to hardship. The Aussies are used to relatively spartan living too.

Americans have grown soft, they won't accept that 20 years of hardship and restraint are what's needed to erase the problems. They'll trash the joint in a fit of rage instead. I don't want to be here when that happens.

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 20, 2012 06:21 PM (0dqmE)

475 There's something in my sock for Peaches and Tami.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2012 06:22 PM (vDl/w)

476 "Lapdog Chuck Todd is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day"- bit.ly/R3GTkx

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 20, 2012 06:22 PM (YjDyJ)

477 Well, I'm off to Walmart before it gets looted and burned...

...back in a couple of hours.

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 20, 2012 06:23 PM (0dqmE)

478 Awww Peaches, I'm sorry to hear that. Hate when they're sick.

I think I'm going to have to take my daughter's dog (we're keeping her here for a while) to the vet. She's acting funny about her butt.....I know what that means.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 06:23 PM (X6akg)

479 432 Looking at that picture again on Drudge, That there is some pretty strong body language. It says, "I'm weak and I am f- - - ed."

Posted by: Rondinellamamma at September 20, 2012 06:25 PM (53riN)

480 Australia is my 1st choice exit strategy too. I'm planning on making the move within the next few years. Australia will probably wind up being the core that remains stable and re-seeds western civilization. The place is pretty self-contained when it comes to food and general raw materials for industry. Posted by: @PurpAv at September 20, 2012 10:21 PM (0dqmE) Go for the moon. All we need to do is contact aliens from a parallel universe with three sexes where the strong force is much greater...

Posted by: The Political Hat (adjusts nerdy glassess) at September 20, 2012 06:25 PM (sZTYJ)

481 The place is pretty self-contained when it comes to food and general raw materials for industry.
Don't forget to bring as much ice hockey equipment as you can carry and maybe buy a gyrocopter once you get there just to be on the safe side.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2012 06:25 PM (vDl/w)

482 467 I would scream like a girl, shit my pants and then start shooting.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 10:14 PM (ovpNn)

sweetie, you need to shoot first and shit your pants later . . . because if you don't shoot first, you will still be shitting your pants, you just won't be around to be embarrassed about it. I'm here all night . . .

Posted by: Peaches is one pissed off infidel at September 20, 2012 10:17 PM (kpCLl)

Unlike that Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure in the white house, I can shit and shoot at the same time.

And since i have been known to hit a target dead on at 20 feet after eating mexican, the shit would hit just moments after the bullet but before his creepy metrosexual fem-man hands hit the floor.

But, that being said, he is fucking creepy as hell....looks like a pedophile....seriously.

You watch, in 5 years he is going to be arrested with kiddie porn on his computer and the bones of some poor kid in his van.

Harry read will ofcourse deny having involvement but will not be able to explain how his fingerprints and a depends with his DNA were found at the scene.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 06:25 PM (ovpNn)

483 Wow! Some serious post-apocalyptic posts up above. Research my nic for some fine post-apocalyptic story-telling. The infrastructure as the natural resource.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 20, 2012 06:25 PM (ZM6Zz)

484 Hey, thanks BB!

I found an error in my model today that was putting too much variation into the reweighting (used x/y instead of (1=x/y) on the Inds). The final results didn't move much. I included Pew and AP/GfK into the average. With Rasmussen going from R+3 to O+2 though, it moved the average down 1 to even.

It's all tied up for the moment.

Again, I make no allowance for enthusiasm.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 06:26 PM (dX4hn)

485 191 44 When I wrote on my hands, everyone accused me of being a tard. Posted by: Sarah Palin at September 20, 2012 07:49 PM (Zd/NW) The absolute first thing that popped in my head when I saw this shit. Fuckin' assholes.... Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at September 20, 2012 08:24 PM (TZzPM) It's the first thing I thought of, too. Now (rubs hands together), who wants to make libtard heads explode? Put together a clip where Sarah wrote on her hands in 2008, then the demtards in 2012. Caption: "Once again, Democrat boys are four years behind Republican women"

Posted by: Boomer Redneque is pretty much disgusted beyond words at September 20, 2012 06:27 PM (eQnzo)

486 "That there is some pretty strong body language. It says, "I'm weak and I am f- - - ed."
Posted by: Rondinellamamma"

Seriously! Only little boys hold themselves like that, usually when they need to pee or are crying about something. Says a lot.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 06:27 PM (d6TfZ)

487 480 "Lapdog Chuck Todd is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day"- bit.ly/R3GTkx

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 20, 2012 10:22 PM (YjDyJ)

Awww poor Chucky.....sucks to be him.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 06:28 PM (X6akg)

488

(standard-issue apology for not reading all comments before posting and thus possibly repeating someone else's observation)

Honey Badger @ 97, you are on to something about the flag thing.

Picture a 30-second TV spot thus. Image of the idiotic "Obama flag". Voice-over: "this is the flag the president and his party want you to rally to on November 6". (fade to black, return slowly to image of Old Glory flapping the breeze .... then fade to photo of flag-draped casket at Arlington ... then to an old veteran and his grandson at attention/saluting a flag .....) Voice-over: "THIS is the flag most Americans, my party, and my team want you to rally to. If you give me the privilege of serving as your president, I will defend and honor that flag, and the republic for which it stands, to the utmost of my ability. I am Mitt Romney, and I approve this message".

Posted by: non-purist at September 20, 2012 06:32 PM (xfxTk)

489 There's something in my sock for Peaches and Tami.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2012 10:22 PM (vDl/w)

lol!!! my kittehs can sense ham coming into the house before I even know I'm gonna buy it . . . they go absolutely batshit over it.

Posted by: Peaches is one pissed off infidel at September 20, 2012 06:33 PM (kpCLl)

490

"McCain's campaign against Obama was better than Romney's."

You had me going til you brought up McCain.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at September 20, 2012 06:34 PM (VrVBw)

491 ont's up!!!!

Posted by: Peaches is one pissed off infidel at September 20, 2012 06:35 PM (kpCLl)

492

"It was Dem +1 in 2010. In 2008 the party ID split was D +6 (39-33-29)"

It was R+1 this summer for the recall and the party split was 35-34, Walker increased his win vs 2010 by a point or two.

Posted by: Cliffy at September 20, 2012 06:35 PM (cnlIb)

493 476 If i saw that at the bottom of the stairs when i turned the lights on one night after waking to get a glass of water.......I would scream like a girl, shit my pants and then start shooting.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 10:14 PM (ovpNn)

Messina is tweeting from inside your house! Hello? Hello? Are you still there???

BREAKING VIDEO of MESSINA before he joined the Obama Campaign with HIS FIRST ATTEMPT AT trying to GET A MEME GOING!

only slightly less CREEPY than the hand meme

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=514_1332410485

THis is a MUST WATcH!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 06:35 PM (ovpNn)

494 It bears repeating: Save a horse, ride Rick Perry.

Posted by: mpfs at September 20, 2012 06:39 PM (Fy6L7)

495 437 So half marathon update. I have my first official race a week from tomorrow, a 5K. The first half marathon in Nov 9th.

Training is going well and will be doing a 10 mile training run tomorrow.

I'm still slow as hell, but I'm fast enough not to get swept off the course.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 10:07 PM (dX4hn)

Awesome! I need to take up running again...in high school I could run a sub five minute mile without trying.

Posted by: model_1066 at September 20, 2012 06:39 PM (yYKoR)

496 Â¡Me voy a cagar en mis calsones! Donde esta el baÃ±o?

Posted by: jwpaine (@PirateBallerina) at September 20, 2012 07:11 PM (FUozQ)

497 448 I keep getting that creepy picture of Jim Messina on my Twitter "Who to follow" pane. Gah!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 20, 2012 10:11 PM (d6TfZ)

I believe Messina is also using that picture for the 2012-2013 North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) membership composite that includes photos of all its members ... and, yes, MEMBERS is a double entendre.

Posted by: Slappy at September 20, 2012 07:44 PM (LTbLf)

498 Didn't the left all make fun of Sarah Palin for writing on her hand? Now they're doing it themselves.

Posted by: demasque at September 20, 2012 08:30 PM (VusH8)

499 Barney Frank did the write on the hand thing. DEMO FAP is all he wrote.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 20, 2012 08:41 PM (fm8jM)

500 Bumbleflop? I'm so stealing that.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at September 21, 2012 05:00 AM (1hM1d)

501

'I can't fix your car, so keep me as your mechanic.'

quite an argument you got there, Baracky.

Posted by: Mikey NTH thinking James Buchanan is much happier now at September 21, 2012 05:22 AM (hLRSq)

502 I just got through to Jorge RamosÂ’s voicemail at Univision and I thanked him for the great job he did asking the POS the hard questions the American LSM has avoided for the past 4 years.

Call and ask the receptionist to put you through to his mailbox and let him know you appreicate his journalistic integrity.

(305) 471-4346

Posted by: wyntre at September 21, 2012 10:33 AM (MrQiL)

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