August 30, 2012
— Jack M. As readers of this fine blog know (see Andy's piece below), the media has been caught using Obama Campaign Manager Jim Messina's lying tweets in a desperate, implausible and self-defeating attempt to smear Paul Ryan.
From mere seconds after the close of Ryan's phenomenal address, Obama's broken promise of a "100 YEAR FACTORY" to the workers of the Janesville GM Plant and the people of Wisconsin has been the hill on which the MSM has chosen to die. The media, like the Obama administration, has decided that this is another instance in which the only way to excuse a clear Obama failure is by forcing their viewers to drink heavily from the nearly dry "blame Bush" well in the hopes that a blackout will ensue. Hence their despiration to make the 2008 closing date stick, despite the clear fact that it closed under Obama's economic "stewardship", and contrary to his promises, in 2009.
This presents an opportunity that I encourage Romney/Ryan to take. And if Andrew Brietbart were alive, I think he'd be all over it too. Because Andrew Brietbart knew better than anyone how to take a false and empty media narrative and turn it against them. (More after the jump)
So what would Breitbart do? I think he would strap on the rollerblades and head straight to the now shuttered GM factory in Janesville, Wisconsin. I think he would call a press conference with unemployed GM workers who took Presidential Candidate Obama at his word in 2008, and he would have them relate the chronology of the plant's closure. They would talk about how they went from manufacturing a variety of vehicles in 2008, to just manufacturing one line of light trucks in 2009. They would talk about how they saw their hours cut back, and their paychecks diminshed. They would talk about the sacrifices they made in an attempt to keep their plant open and their jobs intact. They would talk about the trepidation and uncertainty they faced when they drew their last GM paycheck *ahem* 6 months into Obama's term *ahem*. But most importantly, they would talk about how they placed their faith in Obama's promise and they were burned. Breirbart would play the images of the President's words, and juxtapose them with the reality on the ground. He would play excerpts of media hacks like Maddow and Schultz, and he would have the blue collar guys call them out on their lies. He would attack the institutional left with our greatest weapon: the truth.
And, as an added bonus, I have no doubt that one of these workers would, if given a forum to vent their frustration, say something instantly memorable along the lines of "President Obama...the people of Janesville built that plant. You closed it down." The media may be able to get away with calling Ryan a liar (it's expected) but they won't be able to get away with demonizing an assembly line's worth of normal people who probably voted for their guy the last time around anyway. And they would only do themselves greater harm by trying.
Romney and Ryan should do the same thing. The R&R campaign should stage an event in Janesville that humanizes this issue. They should stage it on or as near to the grounds of the shuttered factory as they can get and they should feature the people who were hurt by its closure (employees, suppliers, local businesses, etc). Perhaps they should even use it as the backdrop for a "major economic address" of some kind to force the media to mention it. They should cut video from this event and run ads with blue collar guys and gals who believed Candidate Obama's promises and who now feel betrayed by this President's failure to keep them. And they should run them 24/7 throughout Ohio, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Michigan.
Because, Paul Ryan was right in his speech: towns throughout the midwest (and America, really) know all too well the damage that the Obama Depression has caused. The shutting of the Janesville GM plant, and the loss of jobs that have yet to return (and may never return) is a painful scene that has been played out all throughout this country. It is a stark image that clearly illustrates to many who have been insulated from criticism of Obama by the MSM what we connisseurs of conservative media all know: President Obama's teleprompter will contain whatever he needs to say to get elected, but his actions as President have done nothing but hasten our decline with real and lasting harm done. It's a message that will resonate far beyond Wisconsin's borders.
We have this possibility now. And we have it because the media has overreached. They've made the last 12 hours non-stop Janesville partisan "fact-checking" coverage, and they themselves have set the stage for a beatdown of epic magnitude. The truth is on our side in Janesville, and we should run with it.
Please, Romney/Ryan lets charge this position. #WAR.
(I'm on twitter as @jackmcoldcuts. Follow me if you like, as I'm way more active there!)
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Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2012 08:01 AM (R18D0)
Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 08:01 AM (QupBk)
Keep their pointy little heads on fire.
You know that you're in trouble, and running on empty, if your response to every one of your opponent's points is "You lie."
I thought that the MFM was upset with Joe Wilson putting the spurs to The Bamster in a SOTU speech. Didn't they learn?
Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 30, 2012 08:02 AM (oe1aw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2012 08:02 AM (hKrVC)
Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 08:03 AM (QupBk)
Ahhh...I didn't mean to bump Ace...his post wasnt there when I started this and I didn't notice it when I saved/publish this.
Oh well, mines better anyway. AB would have actually read it.
Posted by: Jack M. at August 30, 2012 08:03 AM (ZXOR3)
Posted by: Admiral David Farragut at August 30, 2012 08:03 AM (3ZjAP)
Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 30, 2012 08:03 AM (PH+2B)
I honestly feel that is not likely to be needed and I will continue to give primarily to the GOP, but as a group we will need to get a lot more organized at getting our message out through, around, over, and under the media's head.
Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 08:04 AM (LRFds)
Are you somehow suggesting we don't read AoSHQ?
We know Rush does, so it will get play today, he'll steal a good idea.
Posted by: AoSHQ Romneybot director at August 30, 2012 08:05 AM (3ZjAP)
If the workers were all union folk, that would be even better.
Also, how do you get to use ampersands and we can't?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 08:05 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 08:05 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 30, 2012 08:06 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2012 08:06 AM (R18D0)
don't worry King Putt will go lower the waters....
prayers to the impacted...God know to fear the rain in Louisiana
Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 08:06 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 08:06 AM (QupBk)
Attack Swiftly
Or suffer these fools ad nauseum
Once you push the truth and they realize they cant get away with it without making voters even more aware of the 2009 closing under obama, they will run from this.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 08:06 AM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Golan Globus at August 30, 2012 08:07 AM (7vSU0)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 08:07 AM (18EBe)
Posted by: Cicero at August 30, 2012 08:08 AM (Jl3/t)
Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 08:08 AM (QupBk)
FIFY.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 30, 2012 08:08 AM (8y9MW)
Bang on and a great idea...
have Mitt sell MATH! to the union unemployed and then explain that we need to get regulators out of the way of the economy and we need a strong economy in all sectors for the worker to get paid....
MATH! MATH!
Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 08:09 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 12:06 PM (LRFds)
11,000 people, 90 minutes. Hope the dam holds and they get out OK.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2012 08:09 AM (1Y+hH)
Disable scripting from minx.cc. You will lose the toolbar, but it doesn't work anyway.
OK. Ahh, the wonders of AceTML. I'll buy some stock in AceCorp when he patents that and goes public.
I take it you and yours are OK from Isaac? I saw the radar last night and my old stomping grounds appears to have gotten a good amount of it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 08:09 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: tangonine at August 30, 2012 08:09 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 30, 2012 08:09 AM (4df7R)
It is an opportunity to speak to the Union without them getting their danesgeld...
Reagan rocked the out of work union worker's socks off and had their vote see Democrat, Reagan
Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 08:10 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2012 08:11 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2012 08:11 AM (1Y+hH)
the majority of that number depending on roads can make it...
the problem with be any immobile folks...
like I said prayers...thanks for the update I know people on the Mighty Missisip
Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 08:11 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 08:11 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2012 08:11 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Bosk at August 30, 2012 08:12 AM (n2K+4)
>>11,000 people, 90 minutes. Hope the dam holds and they get out OK.
Get your fingers in tht dike, son.
Posted by: Army Corps Captin at August 30, 2012 08:12 AM (18EBe)
it may be impossible for any reasonbly sized Passenger vehicle to attain that (pesky Physics).
Buy Alcoa. They make tin foil.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2012 08:12 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 08:12 AM (X/+PP)
Ace is still picking the gravel out of his Incredible Hulk Underoos®.
Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2012 08:12 AM (R18D0)
GM plant's last day finalized
JANESVILLE — General Motors will end medium-duty truck production in Janesville on April 23, four months to the day after the plant stopped building full-size sport utility vehicles.
http://bit.ly/O5XEZ6
Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 08:12 AM (P6QsQ)
Please, Romney/Ryan lets charge this position. #WAR.
Woah.
I haven't been scouring TV and web to track how much play this is getting. But CNN.com fact check says:
Verdict: True, but incomplete.
Doesn't sound like it's worth going to war over. Don't defend what you might not have to defend. Keep moving.
Posted by: CJ at August 30, 2012 08:13 AM (9KqcB)
Jimmy bunny, Jimmy bunny, Jimmy bunny, back, back, bad bunny!
Or to switch metaphors, truth can be a hound out of Hell.
Posted by: Tonawanda at August 30, 2012 08:13 AM (l62NP)
well "sorta"...
VW and Hyundai both have diesel hybrids that get 70+ MPG but "they are not allowed to be sold in the US".....
why is that if "clean efficiency" and not enviro activism is the goal?
Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 08:14 AM (LRFds)
That's okay. They'll start making the frames out of fiberglass, and the bodies out of paper mache.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 30, 2012 08:14 AM (8y9MW)
>>Ace is still picking the gravel out of his Incredible Hulk Underoos®.
That's my boy. He just loves his cartoons.
Posted by: Momma Ace at August 30, 2012 08:14 AM (18EBe)
Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 08:14 AM (QupBk)
It's worth going to war over. If CNN is calling it anything other than "Complete Lies, told by a Lying LIAR!!!" then they're the only ones.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 30, 2012 08:15 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 12:14 PM (LRFds)
Can you put a family of 5, with luggage, in them?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2012 08:15 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: SH at August 30, 2012 08:15 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Roy at August 30, 2012 08:16 AM (VndSC)
They are presuming a large number of electric vehicles will suddenly be a part of the mix.
Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 12:14 PM (QupBk)
We are extecting most of you to be on foot and bicycles by then.
Posted by: USA EPA at August 30, 2012 08:16 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: El Kabong at August 30, 2012 08:16 AM (4c4Bg)
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Ha
HA HA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Shuttered Coal Fired Electrical Plants at August 30, 2012 08:16 AM (C8hzL)
So who's the liar?
Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 08:16 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: CJ at August
pfft.
Dont waste surrogate air time on it, when you can DO THIS!
<i>21 Romney should go hold a rally in front, just like at Solyndra. This is Obama's America. We don't need more of it.
Some of the pushback on the Janesville plant was "Obama bailed out GM and Romney said they should DIEEEE OF CANCER!!!!!!!"
Where is that bailout? How did it help Janesville? Is it true that GM is doing better than ever?
Posted by: Golan Globus at August 30, 2012 12:07 PM (7vSU0)</i>
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 08:17 AM (ovpNn)
Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 30, 2012 08:17 AM (PH+2B)
I don't think they are. That may be what they're saying, but what they're really "presuming" is that they have finally found a fuel efficiency standard which can't reasonably be met, and will begin the process of forcing cars off the American roads- forcing us all onto buses or trains.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 30, 2012 08:17 AM (8y9MW)
You mean they're going re-make the Trabant? The paper car?
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2012 08:17 AM (GQ8sn)
Doesn't sound like it's worth going to war over. Don't defend what you might not have to defend. Keep moving.
Well, since the leftards have declared war on us for several years, I'd like to see PR do that presser in front of the shuttered plant. We can pause for a while to win a good battle.
Unless by "keep moving" you mean "ride right through them, they're demoralized as hell," then carry on.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 08:17 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 08:17 AM (05RcU)
Can I mention briefly that it sends my blood pressure soaring to see an Assurance Wireless ad on AoSHQ?
Stay the course, morons!
Posted by: reason at August 30, 2012 08:18 AM (CGjum)
the "fleet standards" game is rigged...
I get your point there is an even more brutal underlying point....the Feds are keeping those of us who drive for a living from easy access to the best cars for narrow performance windows on the planet...."why?"
Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 08:18 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 12:14 PM (QupBk)
Ran the numbers 3 years ago.... if you take all the oil we use for transportation, and convert the energy in it to kilowatt hours...
We would have to increase Electricity generation by 115% to all drive electric cars.... ( and that does not include the cost of the extra transmission capacity to get it into the citys where most of it would be used).
Math... is hard... but creating energy policy without bothering to look at the Numbers? Dumb...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2012 08:18 AM (lZBBB)
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Silly clinger....... just the trains for you.
Posted by: Oberfuhrer Obama at August 30, 2012 08:19 AM (C8hzL)
They'll start making the frames out of fiberglass, and the bodies out of paper mache.
You mean they're going re-make the Trabant? The paper car?
The Adobe!
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 08:20 AM (18EBe)
Posted by: Lauren at August 30, 2012 08:20 AM (wsGWu)
I don't think this is a hill worth climbing. As a business owner, if my business was dying in 2008 and on it's last legs, I surely wouldn't blame the President who took office in 2009 for me finally closing my doors in the middle of 2009.
This story is played out all over the place. In our yacht building business here, the layoffs happened in the middle of 2009 only because the last yacht ordered from '08 was getting it's finishing touches.
They might be able to politicize it by lying about whose to blame, but truthfully, if the market was mostly killed off prior to Obama, the only thing you could get him on was if he promised to save the plant and didn't.
Posted by: doug at August 30, 2012 08:20 AM (gUGI6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 12:17 PM (05RcU)
--------
Peggy Noonan
Still irrelevant.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2012 08:21 AM (C8hzL)
Posted by: Vic at August 30, 2012 08:21 AM (YdQQY)
And who said that GM and Chrysler don't answer to DC?
http://tinyurl.com/cat5fb7
Posted by: MrCaniac at August 30, 2012 08:21 AM (1grxW)
Posted by: Barry Obama at August 30, 2012 08:21 AM (bAGA/)
I never could quite get the MPG electric equivalent calculations they do. The Volt is rated at 95 MPGe, which is a total fucking lie. It's range is 30 miles...at the very most and that figure degrades over time as the battery starts to wear. That 95 MPGe figure is calculated with the gas engine factored in which kind of completely goes against what the car is supposed to represent.
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2012 08:21 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny, ROMNEY/RYAN 2012 at August 30, 2012 08:22 AM (Ho2rs)
I didn't say they'd succeed. That is their end-game, though. The Left hates the personal automobile and everything it represents.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 30, 2012 08:22 AM (8y9MW)
This must be destroyed.
Posted by: Lauren at August 30, 2012 12:20 PM (wsGWu)
Here, show them this and note the date on it.....it's directly from GM.
http://tinyurl.com/chr58tn
Or.....
mamawinger's link in #44
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 08:22 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: doug at August 30, 2012 12:20 PM (gUGI6)
the key is that Obama ran on the idea that if you vote for me, I'll save your plant.... and then it closed....
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2012 08:22 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: President Barack Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Obama at August 30, 2012 08:22 AM (4c4Bg)
Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 08:22 AM (smvTK)
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 30, 2012 08:23 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: thunderb at August 30, 2012 08:23 AM (Dnbau)
"the only thing you could get him on was if he promised to save the plant and didn't."
The thing is, he did. He stood in front of the Janesville plant and told them that with his government behind them, they would be open 100 years.
So, there's that.
Posted by: Jack M. at August 30, 2012 08:23 AM (ZXOR3)
It's worth going to war over. If CNN is calling it anything other than "Complete Lies, told by a Lying LIAR!!!" then they're the only ones.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 30, 2012 12:15 PM (8y9MW)
I just want to be sure they are the "only" ones. Why the hell would you decide to feature a closed plant and pick the ONE PLANT in which your message will be muddled?? There are plenty. Too many. Why pick this one to "humanize" the issue of Obama's failure, when half of the message will be drowned out?
Don't get sidetracked.
Posted by: CJ at August 30, 2012 08:23 AM (9KqcB)
We would have to increase Electricity generation by 115% to all drive electric cars.... ( and that does not include the cost of the extra transmission capacity to get it into the citys where most of it would be used).
Math... is hard... but creating energy policy without bothering to look at the Numbers? Dumb... Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2012 12:18 PM
So, if somebody wants to build a coal plant, they can — it’s just that it will bankrupt them, because they are going to be charged a huge sum for all that greenhouse gas that’s being emitted.
Posted by: Barry Obama at August 30, 2012 08:24 AM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2012 12:18 PM (lZBBB)
Yes. Even going 15% electric would crash the grid. Nightime down times for maintenance at power plants would be wiped out by people trying to recharge for the next days commute.
It's unworkable.
Posted by: USA EPA at August 30, 2012 08:24 AM (1Y+hH)
If it doesn't say "No cover charge!", then I'm not interested.
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2012 08:25 AM (GQ8sn)
They already began with "Cash for Clunkers." Sorry, low-income American who wants to work toward a better life for yourself and your family: we can't let you take jobs that aren't on a bus line, because Teh Planet. Here, have some food stamps.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Team MATH at August 30, 2012 08:25 AM (/kI1Q)
Don't get sidetracked.
Posted by: CJ at August 30, 2012 12:23 PM (9KqcB)
Because this plant has a direct correlation to the Romney campaign, it being in Paul Ryan's hometown? You know, just throwing out ideas here.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 30, 2012 08:25 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny, ROMNEY/RYAN 2012 at August 30, 2012 08:25 AM (Ho2rs)
They might be able to politicize it by lying about whose to blame, but truthfully, if the market was mostly killed off prior to Obama, the only thing you could get him on was if he promised to save the plant and didn't.
Umm, that's exactly what he did. You obviously missed the "this plant will be here for 100 years" part of teh SCOAMF's speech/promise, didn't you?
Teh SCOAMF twisted the law to screw over GM stockholders and bypass what should have happened, which is that GM and Chrysler should have filed for bankruptcy. This would have allowed them to renegotiate their union contracts, but the Dims and Obama cannot have that, since the unions give them a lot of money.
You should already know this.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 08:25 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Queen (on Ryan's Playlist) at August 30, 2012 08:25 AM (4c4Bg)
Posted by: NJRob at August 30, 2012 08:26 AM (YyAAn)
"You mean they're going re-make the Trabant? The paper car?"
What, like a Chevy Volt could possibly get MORE flammable?
Posted by: reason at August 30, 2012 08:26 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: rrpjr at August 30, 2012 08:26 AM (BYQyM)
Because that's the plant the VP's high school friends got laid off from. Duh.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Team MATH at August 30, 2012 08:26 AM (/kI1Q)
What a campaign Obama has? They have nothing. They know it. The media knows it. They just don't know what to do. This can work in Chicago. It won't work at the national level. Obama is going to lose and he is going to lose big.
Posted by: SH at August 30, 2012 08:26 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: USA EPA at August 30, 2012 12:24 PM (1Y+hH)
Just to be clear.... thats an INCREASE of 115%... ie... we would have to more than DOUBLE our Electricity Generation capability Nationwide...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2012 08:27 AM (lZBBB)
What this is about is that Obama LIED to those people in Janesville, leading them to believe he would get the plant to remain open!! He LIED to them. THAT is a promise which was a fraud, and it needs to be pointed out. And Ryan KNEW those people, so he would not have brought this up unless he was speaking the truth.
And secondly, I agree that Mitt needs to address this but it should be done tonight on live TV at some point in his speech, so that the networks cannot refuse to cover it. I saw full well how they blacked out coverage of George Bush after his convention in 2000, and they are going to try to do the same thing here. We must not let them get away with it.
Posted by: Miss Marple at August 30, 2012 08:27 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: El Kabong at August 30, 2012 08:27 AM (4c4Bg)
Posted by: thunderb at August 30, 2012 08:27 AM (Dnbau)
I think even Fox is letting the "They're liars!" get some play, so, yes CNN are the only ones even allowing that, just maybe, there's a grain of truth to what Ryan said.
And the reasons you'd choose that plant are myriad. Among them:
1) You have a speech, given by then Candidate Obama, in front of that very plant about how "government support" would keep it open for 100 more years.
2) It's local for Paul Ryan.
3) The statements Ryan made were completely accurate.
Really, go look at what the other "fact checkers" are saying, it's ridiculous. I know I pimp my own blog (yes, I have one) a lot here, but I think the take down of Sally Kohn's piece is important- these are the lines they're all regurgitating, and we need to call them out as the liars they are.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 30, 2012 08:28 AM (8y9MW)
http://tinyurl.com/9n92rsn
A federal court has ruled against a Texas law that would require voters to present photo IDs to election officials before being allowed to cast ballots in November.
A three-judge panel in Washington ruled Thursday that the law imposes
"strict, unforgiving burdens on the poor" and noted that racial
minorities in Texas are more likely to live in poverty.
Goddamned Asshole Judges....
Stop victimizing the south you whores.....if I have to show ID to buy a gun I can be forced to show ID to vote you dickhead judges.
Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 08:28 AM (LRFds)
Introducing: The Chevy Queef.
I was thinking "The Chevy Creampie".
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2012 08:28 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 08:28 AM (05RcU)
I dressed up like a vagina.
Posted by: WalrusRex
Can you imagine what was going on in that brainstorming meeting? What ideas got shot down before they came up with dressing up like vaginas?
*shudder*
Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2012 08:29 AM (R18D0)
Posted by: NWConservative at August 30, 2012 08:29 AM (M1gmo)
January 20, 1989
http://is.gd/w61Ec5
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Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Team MATH at August 30, 2012 08:30 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 08:30 AM (05RcU)
Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 12:28 PM (LRFds)
How do they do that, when the Supremes already said the Photo ID for voting was OK?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2012 08:30 AM (lZBBB)
Great, just what I needed this morning: a rage-stroke.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 30, 2012 08:30 AM (8y9MW)
Well, since the leftards have declared war on us for several years, I'd like to see PR do that presser in front of the shuttered plant. We can pause for a while to win a good battle.
No, you can't pause. It's fucking fall 2012. There is no taking a time out of your presidential campaign to prove Rachel Maddow wrong. We have momentum. You take time out to defend anything at this point. You move forward. No stopping. Again, we have plenty of plants, sadly, to feature. Probably in Wis. alone.
At this point, the rule is, if you want to make a point, but have to spend time parsing the details and defending the timeline, it's a waste of time.
Posted by: CJ at August 30, 2012 08:30 AM (9KqcB)
It's unworkable.
How about the parents of a child who gets sick in the middle of the night and needs to go to the hospital, but the electric car isn't charged and won't move?
Then what?
Still unworkable...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 08:31 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: El Kabong at August 30, 2012 08:31 AM (4c4Bg)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at August 30, 2012 08:31 AM (XrGnJ)
Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 08:31 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2012 08:31 AM (R18D0)
Posted by: SH at August 30, 2012 08:31 AM (gmeXX)
(NY Times) Five women who worked for Vito J. Lopez, the assemblyman at the center of a broadening sexual harassment scandal, described in interviews an atmosphere of sexual pressure and crude language in his office, with frequent unwanted advances by him and others, requests for provocative dress, personal questions about their boyfriends and fears of reprisals if they complained.
By their accounts, Mr. Lopez, 71, a Brooklyn Democrat, told some women not to wear bras to work. He requested they wear short skirts and high heels. He gave them cash to buy jewelry and complimented them on their figures, giving special attention to those he called “well endowed.”
He asked about their personal lives, urging them to break up with boyfriends, and berated those women — all of whom were new to politics — who did not compliment him effusively enough, according to several of the women interviewed.
Sounds like a rising star in the party. A regular Clinton or Kennedy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2012 08:31 AM (1Jaio)
Hence "whores' which is actually a disservice since the kind of screwing they give you at least results in an orgasm....
I hate the left
Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 08:31 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 12:30 PM (05RcU)
*looks around for AmishDude* We're talking about lawyers, so he's got to be around here somewhere.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 30, 2012 08:32 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 08:32 AM (QupBk)
they are gonna try to hide behind the ACA '65 section 5 justification I'll need to read the merits of their "ruling"....they are gonna try to cheat Texas blue
Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 08:32 AM (LRFds)
"Great idea, but waste of breath. Romney will never do this. The GOP still doesn't get the nature of this war or of the media. Breitbart was a beautiful freak. He inspired followers but he didn't reach the politicians. "
Right, just like he turned down the idea of throwing a surprise presser in front of Solyndra.
OH WAIT.
Posted by: reason at August 30, 2012 08:33 AM (CGjum)
Then what?
They should have called the government for a ride, and while they wait, their friendly local Resource Efficiency Panel runs the child's age/weight/race through their algorithm and decides whether the child deserves to be seen at the hospital or not...and chances are the answer is "No, and we're not wasting an ambulance ride so little Susie can get a shot of morphine and die in peace."
Da da da.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Team MATH at August 30, 2012 08:33 AM (/kI1Q)
Hey, isn't AtC a lawyer too? Or is she tech-support? I can't remember.
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2012 08:33 AM (GQ8sn)
L'audace, l'audace, toujours l'audace
Posted by: Shit Napoleon Said, Vol. I at August 30, 2012 08:33 AM (sbV1u)
sacrifices have to be made....sorry Ace, AD, AtC(?), etc etc etc......but you need to grab the GOP's slippers we're taking you huntin' ole yeller...
Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 08:35 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 08:35 AM (05RcU)
Posted by: SH at August 30, 2012 08:35 AM (gmeXX)
34 Next commercial.... you talk about Obama's new Cafe Standards... of 55 miles per gallon fleet AVERAGE in 15 years.... when there is NO car today that can do that at all.... and due to basic science, it may be impossible for any reasonably sized Passenger vehicle to attain that (pesky Physics).
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2012 12:11 PM (lZBBB)
The Laws of thermodynamics are made to be repealed!
Give me another four years and I will accomplish this!
Posted by: Barky O'Bendoin', Preznint De Luxe at August 30, 2012 08:35 AM (7GfKM)
Posted by: reason at August 30, 2012 08:35 AM (CGjum)
L'audace, l'audace, toujours l'audace
Posted by: Shit Napoleon Said, Vol. I at August 30, 2012 12:33 PM (sbV1u)
Yup....
Posted by: Patton, quoting Napoleon at August 30, 2012 08:36 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Czar Obama at August 30, 2012 08:36 AM (jucos)
amen....either we are a nation of "equal justice under law" of we're not because if the left wants to play Lawfare...let's get the part started.
Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 08:36 AM (LRFds)
In the case of East Germany, the Trebant might last 1,000 years since its made of a plastic concoction that can't be recycled.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 08:36 AM (X/+PP)
Posted by: cynder ella at August 30, 2012 08:36 AM (oZfic)
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at August 30, 2012 08:36 AM (NhGgS)
Really, go look at what the other "fact checkers" are saying, it's ridiculous. I know I pimp my own blog (yes, I have one) a lot here, but I think the take down of Sally Kohn's piece is important- these are the lines they're all regurgitating, and we need to call them out as the liars they are.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 30, 2012 12:28 PM (8y9MW)
Ok. I'm rabid about going after lies quickly and mercilessly. If this is getting wide play, go for it. Like I said, I didn't scour the web, just went to a pretty good leading indicator, CNN.
I'd rather wait 24 hours to see if its worth the effort of a full scale PR Operation. We love Ryan, but the actual candidate is preparing to get his message out tonight.
Posted by: CJ at August 30, 2012 08:37 AM (9KqcB)
Did you mean to make a vag joke? I'm choking to death laughing over here, and it's even funnier if it was unintentional.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Team MATH at August 30, 2012 08:37 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Golan Globus at August 30, 2012 08:38 AM (7vSU0)
Wasn't it made out of cellulose, a paper product like what hardcover books are made from?
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2012 08:38 AM (GQ8sn)
"How about the parents of a child who gets sick in the middle of the
night and needs to go to the hospital, but the electric car isn't
charged and won't move? "
LIGHT RAIL! We'll make sure that there are train stops near all of the major hospitals.
Posted by: Joey Biden at August 30, 2012 08:38 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 08:39 AM (05RcU)
Posted by: SH at August 30, 2012 12:35 PM (gmeXX)
Then they should be able to get an immediate Supreme Court hearing... as this is an unequal application of the Law... AND sets a Law above the Constitution itself...
But we can thank the Repubs for this stupidity, as they had the chance to get rid of this Unconstitutional Law... and did not...
Posted by: Patton, quoting Napoleon at August 30, 2012 08:39 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: pj at August 30, 2012 08:40 AM (DQHjw)
Powers of ten seem to be good rhetorical devices. Thousand points of light.
The fascinating part is Honecker said this eight months before it all went pear-shaped. Bwahaha.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Team MATH at August 30, 2012 08:40 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at August 30, 2012 08:40 AM (136wp)
-Barack Obama
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2012 08:40 AM (GQ8sn)
Off topic, I liked that line last night: "I'll be damned, we're republicans."
And I'm interested in conversion stories, but I have never had one. As long as I can remember, I have been fairly conservative and have identified with Republicans. I've never had the epiphany. Sometimes I feel cheated, then I realize it was simply because I was right all along.
Posted by: SH at August 30, 2012 08:41 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: El Kabong at August 30, 2012 08:41 AM (4c4Bg)
HR - obviously that was a legitimate vag joke. If it hadn't have been, my brain has ways of shutting that whole joke-making thing down.
*sigh* Full Disclosure - no, it was a suprise-joke.
Posted by: reason at August 30, 2012 08:41 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at August 30, 2012 08:41 AM (136wp)
Posted by: David Crosby at August 30, 2012 08:41 AM (05RcU)
As I get ready to head into the desert (don't even ask) I'm thinking I can't be delirious just yet...heck it ain't even 108 yet. So I'm thinking in the collective as I listen to Elvin Bishop sing... I [sic] "we fooled around and fell in love." R/R.
Posted by: Journolist at August 30, 2012 08:42 AM (heES7)
You will lose the toolbar, but it doesn't work anyway.
You mean like a black person? Of course YOU think that because you're a racist.
*even though the idea was born in my head, we both know that's the way YOU think
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at August 30, 2012 08:42 AM (9Q7Nu)
Ever since Loggins left him, Messina's been a dick
Say what you want about Mussina...20 game winner, 7 gold gloves. The guy was a great pitcher.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 08:43 AM (18EBe)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD - pondering a Ryan Reprieve at August 30, 2012 08:43 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Art Garfunkel at August 30, 2012 08:43 AM (jucos)
Posted by: SH at August 30, 2012 08:44 AM (gmeXX)
Jack M - I'm thinking we need to get you an agent brother. With prose like this... this is solid stuff.
Ace - don't let him go.
Posted by: Journolist at August 30, 2012 08:45 AM (heES7)
This was the strategy of Holder all along. These new ID laws are all based on the GA law which the Supremes upheld. They are lying jackals who maintain that the States can not show that it has no impact on minority voting despite the fact that all the laws have provisions for "free" IDs for those who can not afford them.
They say you have to prove a negative to win these cases, something the law has never required before. Unfortunately the Supremes do not start back up until October and that is too late for this election.
Holder knew this.
Posted by: Vic at August 30, 2012 08:45 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: cynder ella at August 30, 2012 08:45 AM (oZfic)
Posted by: DangerGirl at August 30, 2012 08:45 AM (B2fm1)
Posted by: Art Garfunkel at August 30, 2012 12:43 PM (jucos)
Please tell me you have clothes on...or at least a fucking towel.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 08:45 AM (18EBe)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2012 12:18 PM (lZBBB)
I hate those giant electrical transmission lines....the ones with the big towers.
They're a necessary evil.
But it's dangerous to live beside them.
My parents moved to a nice house that was located near one...
Within 6 months, they both developed health problems.....within a year, my dad was in the hospital.
They were both healthy when they moved into that house.
Now they are dead.
There is enough electricity leakage from those high-voltage transmission lines....to activate a florescent light bulb, in your hand...standing near one.
This electricity leakage seems to affect everyone differently.
It seems to activate minor or latent health problems that weren't a problem before.
The greenies are such hypocrites.
Electric cars will create the demand for even more of those giant transmission lines....scarring the landscape, and rendering huge swaths of land....unliveable.
Greenies don't want the power plants located near them.
But they don't seem to mind poluting the landscape with those giant transmission lines.
Posted by: wheatie at August 30, 2012 08:45 AM (5BAYg)
Posted by: RWC at August 30, 2012 08:46 AM (fWAjv)
This is the car that gave Communism a bad name. Powered by a two-stroke pollution generator that maxed out at an ear-splitting 18 hp, the Trabant was a hollow lie of a car constructed of recycled worthlessness (actually, the body was made of a fiberglass-like Duroplast, reinforced with recycled fibers like cotton and wood). A virtual antique when it was designed in the 1950s, the Trabant was East Germany's answer to the VW Beetle — a "people's car," as if the people didn't have enough to worry about. Trabants smoked like an Iraqi oil fire, when they ran at all, and often lacked even the most basic of amenities, like brake lights or turn signals. But history has been kind to the Trabi. Thousands of East Germans drove their Trabants over the border when the Wall fell, which made it a kind of automotive liberator. Once across the border, the none-too-sentimental Ostdeutschlanders immediately abandoned their cars. Ich bin Junk!
From Time Magazine's 50 Worst Cars of All Time
http://tinyurl.com/yt8avv
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 08:46 AM (X/+PP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 08:47 AM (X/+PP)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 30, 2012 08:48 AM (8y9MW)
LIGHT RAIL! We'll make sure that there are train stops near all of the major hospitals.
They are actually doing that in Lakewood Colorado. One line from near downtown Denver has a stop at St. Anthony's Hospital in Lakewood, at the Federal Center, of all things.
One stop for all your needs. The locals are scared to death that the gangs will ride out to the burbs and cause mayhem.
Posted by: Meremortal (EPA USA) at August 30, 2012 08:49 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: thunderb at August 30, 2012 08:50 AM (Dnbau)
I remember reading something else about how owners never bothered to secure them. They just left the car parked at a curb and didn't mind when someone else took theirs, because it was too worthless to get bothered up over it. They just knew another Trabant was down the street that they could "borrow" too.
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2012 08:50 AM (GQ8sn)
What the Obamaniks don't understand is that 99% of the voters in this country believe, for starters, that politicians are pretty much Giant Douches.
I also presume that most of the residents of the Great State Of Missouri understand that Mr. Akin opposes any sort of rape on general principle, and that over time, more relevant topics will take center stage during the election season.
Senator McCaskill, however, will still be Senator McKaskill.
Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2012 08:50 AM (HjPtV)
Thank you for the nice words at 182, umm, "Journolist". With your screen name, I don't know whether to accept the compliments humbly, or wonder if I'm being punked.
So I'll accept them!
Posted by: Jack M. at August 30, 2012 08:54 AM (ZXOR3)
There was a great UK Top Gear episode where they did a comparison test to determine what was Communism's Greatest Car.
I don't remember any of the car names, but some of the specs were interesting. One of them had a rubber stopper you pulled out of the floorboard, so that you could ice-fish from the comfort of the car. Another had brake drums made out of metal so poor in quality it would soften under heavy braking.
Posted by: reason at August 30, 2012 08:57 AM (XiVKO)
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Posted by: The Last President You'll Ever Need at August 30, 2012 09:14 AM (FUozQ)
Posted by: teej at August 30, 2012 09:21 AM (WHmDb)
So it's not the record deficit spending that caused the borrowing limit to be hit (and all this w/o a Senate budget. Just spend, spend); it's the fact that the GOP wanted to put some brakes on the spending.
Really sick twisted logic.
Posted by: Linlithgow at August 30, 2012 09:26 AM (763/L)
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Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 09:41 AM (6o4Fb)
127 How about the parents of a child who gets sick in the middle of the night and needs to go to the hospital, but the electric car isn't charged and won't move?
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Summon the ambulamps. 'Cause when seconds count, the ambulamps is only minutes away.
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Just saw a twit that thousands of people have been given 90 minutes to evacuate an area before an expected dam collapse in LA.
Yikes.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2012 08:00 AM (1Y+hH)