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October 15, 2012

Romney's Best Ad Yet?
— Ace

Constrasting Ryan's sobriety and seriousness with Senator Clownfart's monkeyhoots.

Another new ad features Ryan-- on the subject of America's founding principles.

I hope these ads are playing.

Posted by: Ace at 08:33 AM | Comments (205)
Post contains 35 words, total size 1 kb.

1 I sense some bias in this ad.

Posted by: Howie Kurtz at October 15, 2012 08:34 AM (/YJYi)

2 First?!

Posted by: Lynne at October 15, 2012 08:34 AM (lHn6+)

3 Nicely centered ad.

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 15, 2012 08:34 AM (mcWHD)

4 This blog is temporarily a tool of the centrist agenda.

Posted by: Karusky at October 15, 2012 08:35 AM (dKyuh)

5 Clownfart looks like he has one giant white upper tooth.

Like porcelain baleen.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2012 08:36 AM (KXm42)

6 Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right
Here am I stuck in the middle with you

Posted by: HeatherRadishâ„¢, predenounced for your convenience at October 15, 2012 08:36 AM (/kI1Q)

7 ...plays well to the middle....

Posted by: fixerupper at October 15, 2012 08:36 AM (C8hzL)

8 Wish this brat waving the flag would have been aborted.

Posted by: Liberal Bus Driver at October 15, 2012 08:37 AM (mcWHD)

9 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 15, 2012 08:37 AM (6o4Fb)

10 That's pretty centered.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 15, 2012 08:37 AM (UK9cE)

11 Joe Biden: He laughs in the face of certain defeat.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 15, 2012 08:38 AM (Hx5uv)

12 Good ad. We're almost to the point when Romney can go all positive, ignoring Obama and acting as the next president. Almost.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at October 15, 2012 08:38 AM (lOlyY)

13 In passing SNL at 100 mph on my clicker I noticed they were doing a skit about the laughing clownfart.

Not that I give a shit.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2012 08:38 AM (KXm42)

14 Plays to the center, I think...

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at October 15, 2012 08:38 AM (39Fpz)

15 ♫ It just takes some time ♪

Posted by: Jimmy Eat World at October 15, 2012 08:38 AM (POGCP)

16 Ryan was a governing choice by Romney rather than an electoral one.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 15, 2012 08:38 AM (evdj2)

17 I feel all centered and shit.

Posted by: DangerGirl (@deadlyestrogen) at October 15, 2012 08:38 AM (RM1gx)

18 Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right

Here am I stuck in the middle with you

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™, predenounced for your convenience at October 15, 2012 12:36 PM (/kI1Q)

Ah yes. The Stealers Wheel reference. Can't live without it.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 15, 2012 08:39 AM (UK9cE)

19 Joe Biden: A joke gone terribly wrong.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at October 15, 2012 08:39 AM (lOlyY)

Getting off center and to the sidebar - "where Japan leads, America Follows?"

Can tentacle porn and sex robots be far behind?

Posted by: Jolly Roger at October 15, 2012 08:39 AM (t06LC)

21 What's the over/under on Ace fixing the blog?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 15, 2012 08:39 AM (qrpxS)

22 For any of you who didn't see it, James Taranto had some pretty good snark about Biden's debate performance:

Dr. Strangelaugh Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Iranian Bomb.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 15, 2012 08:40 AM (Hx5uv)

23 Damn centrists!

Posted by: NC Ref at October 15, 2012 08:40 AM (dVJLS)

24 Does this confirm the left wing media is correct about Romney/Ryan lurching to the center in this campaign?

Posted by: © Sponge at October 15, 2012 08:40 AM (UK9cE)

25 Up the center sounds good.....

Posted by: Stanford Offensive Coordinator, playing in OT vs ND at October 15, 2012 08:40 AM (61BD9)

26 If you're in the middle of the road you're gonna get run over...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 15, 2012 08:40 AM (9+ccr)

27

fixed

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2012 08:40 AM (KXm42)

28 Don't let them flank us, boys.

The center must hold.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2012 08:41 AM (ccXZP)

29 you're welcome

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2012 08:41 AM (KXm42)

30
Mr Romney......Since one of our founding principals was the legality of slavery...... what do you have to say to our first Black president about your plans to re-establish the institution of slavery.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at October 15, 2012 08:41 AM (C8hzL)

31 is the center justification in honor of Arlen Spector's passing?

Posted by: tofer732 at October 15, 2012 08:41 AM (2zM0P)

32 Ad is middle of the road

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at October 15, 2012 08:41 AM (DGIjM)

33 Early OT. My wife was talking to her childhood friend yesterday and politics came up. She and her husband were enthusiastic Obama supporters back in 08. After the last 4 years seeing their wealth decrease and having little hope of seeing it get better, they no longer support the JEF. Additionally, they were disgusted by Biden and disappointed in Obama in their respective debates. The best part? They're in academia in Chicago.

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at October 15, 2012 08:41 AM (/g5vp)

34 "where Japan leads, America Follows?" Can tentacle porn and sex robots be far behind? Posted by: Jolly Roger at October 15, 2012 12:39 PM (t06LC) ---------------------- Tentacle porn is fine, but no sex robots! Won't someone think of all the jobs those things destroy? Let me be clear---those used-panty vending machines are just as bad as ATMs.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Jobs Protector at October 15, 2012 08:42 AM (39Fpz)

35 During one of my stints doing construction work we had a carpenter who thought singing "stuck in the middle of you" was the apex of humor. Yes, Jerry was a doofus.

Posted by: backhoe at October 15, 2012 08:42 AM (ULH4o)

36 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 15, 2012 08:43 AM (8y9MW)

37 Walk right side, safe. Walk left side, safe. Walk middle, get squished, just like grape.

Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at October 15, 2012 08:43 AM (DrWcr)

38 You know, extra fiber not only keeps me regular, it keeps me centered.

Posted by: Greg Guevera at October 15, 2012 08:43 AM (ovpNn)

39 It's good to see the blog has finally found it's center.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 15, 2012 08:43 AM (8y9MW)

40 I think this will look good centered... Under water grottos, caverns Filled with apes That eat figs. Stepping on the figs That the apes Eat, they crunch. The apes howl, bare Their fangs, dance, Tumble in the Rushing water, Musty, wet pelts Glistening in the blue

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 15, 2012 08:43 AM (X7MMs)

41 Never in the history of posts has one been so centered. Literally.

Posted by: Joe "Clown From King's 'IT'" Biden at October 15, 2012 08:43 AM (vjyZP)

42 fixed

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Bwahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: pixie at October 15, 2012 08:43 AM (C8hzL)

43 I'm glad RR have broken away from the leftist-Hollyweird cabal who have been making Republican ads for 20 years. They were particularly deplorable for McCain.

Posted by: Truman North at October 15, 2012 08:43 AM (I2LwF)

44 There's a structural shift to the center on this blog.

Posted by: Chuck Todd at October 15, 2012 08:44 AM (79rba)

45 fixed

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2012 08:44 AM (KXm42)

46 Great ad. Just a quick question. Where is Karl spending his money? Anyone have any data on Crossroads ad buys?

I am expecting a tidal wave of shit to happen. Where is it?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 08:44 AM (wR+pz)

47 Senator Clownfart's monkeyhoots Classic.

Posted by: dogfish at October 15, 2012 08:44 AM (N2yhW)

48 Where's Jose Conseco?

Posted by: wooga at October 15, 2012 08:44 AM (vjyZP)

49 Does this ad indicate a run to the center?

Posted by: Warthog at October 15, 2012 08:44 AM (KZcFn)

50 Bud Light should be poured down center!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at October 15, 2012 08:45 AM (UK9cE)

51 Some smart military blogs are too left. Some smart military blogs are too right. but this smart military bog is just right.

Posted by: Goldilocks at October 15, 2012 08:45 AM (Hx5uv)

52 So, it seems we are the center of the universe.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2012 08:45 AM (FMbng)

Vote on 11/6!

Get your friends and family out to Vote Republican on 11/6.

Heve you tried phone banking?

Are you making your own list of Republican voters to remind to vote on 11/6?

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 15, 2012 08:45 AM (zLp5I)

54 I feel so centered today!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2012 08:45 AM (f9c2L)

55 So is this the blog equivalent of "Up, UP, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, select+start?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 15, 2012 08:45 AM (8y9MW)

56 45 fixed

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***snort***

Three strikes and yer out....

Posted by: pixie at October 15, 2012 08:45 AM (C8hzL)

57 47 Senator Clownfart's monkeyhoots Classic. If I order now do I get a free Bass-O-Matic?

Posted by: backhoe at October 15, 2012 08:46 AM (ULH4o)

58 35 During one of my stints doing construction work we had a carpenter who thought singing "stuck in the middle of you" was the apex of humor.

Yes, Jerry was a doofus. Reminds me of a friend in high school who re-named Huey Lewis' "Happy to be stuck with you" to "Happy to be stuck in you".

Posted by: tofer732 at October 15, 2012 08:46 AM (2zM0P)

59 That's a good point, Ace.

Are these ads playing? Where?

Posted by: © Sponge at October 15, 2012 08:46 AM (UK9cE)

60 Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue

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Prediction for election night?

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 15, 2012 08:46 AM (Hx5uv)

61 Hey Miyagi why no likey preposition?

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2012 08:47 AM (KXm42)

62 I dont understand why you guys wont accept the realities of the new WAPO poll. It has President Obama up by 3%. That is significant and nearly impossible for Romney to make up with the dwindling % of uncommitted voters. You guys keep saying but the poll has a D+9 sample.

Do you realize how pathetic that excuse sounds? The sampled 9 more democrats than republicans in a 1800 voter sample and you think 9 people make the difference? As our President Barack Obama said, its Just Math. Your numbers just don't add up guys.

You republicans are running out of time and excuses.

Posted by: Greg at October 15, 2012 08:47 AM (ovpNn)

63 Posted by: eleven
........
I saw a bot of the SNL skit and it was pitiful.. they were doing Biden straight.. word for word as he was in the debate..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2012 08:47 AM (f9c2L)

64 For some reason after looking at this thread, I can't help but think about how many licks it takes to get to the CENTER of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

Posted by: Slappy at October 15, 2012 08:47 AM (LTbLf)

65 Who fucked up the comments? I loved the line about not replacing our consittuional ideals but reapply them. I want to puke when I hear the leftards talk about rewriting the constituion. How arrogant. I'm sure they would rename it the Communist Manifesto if they could.

Posted by: Redd at October 15, 2012 08:47 AM (f0ies)

66 55 So is this the blog equivalent of "Up, UP, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, select+start?"

I salute you for recognizing the importance of 2 player. Most people selfishly ignore the 'select' button.

Posted by: wooga at October 15, 2012 08:47 AM (vjyZP)

67 So now the blog has moved to the center. This is good, that left shit was just wrong.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 08:47 AM (wR+pz)

Winner. Strange ............ everything's centered on the page. A clever homage by Ace, perhaps?

Posted by: joanne at October 15, 2012 08:47 AM (VNFBf)

69 IT's a good thing Ace doesn't read the blog so he can completely ignore the formatting gaffe he has going on right now.

Ace........WHAT ABOUT YER GAFFES!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at October 15, 2012 08:48 AM (UK9cE)

70 I think this will look good centered...

Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 15, 2012 12:43 PM (X7MMs)

Solid B+

Posted by: Barry Obama at October 15, 2012 08:48 AM (bAGA/)

71 Do you realize how pathetic that excuse sounds? The sampled 9 more democrats than republicans in a 1800 voter sample and you think 9 people make the difference? As our President Barack Obama said, its Just Math. Your numbers just don't add up guys.

You republicans are running out of time and excuses.
Posted by: Greg
..........
Do you realize how stupid you are? It's not 9 more Dems.. it is 9 percentage points, you fucking idiot.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2012 08:48 AM (f9c2L)

72 blog platform for shit
one misplaced tag makes chaos
ace tacks to center

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 15, 2012 08:49 AM (8sCoq)

73 See, my problem w/ 62 is that it's not clear if that's really gurgie, or if it's a sock.

It sounds a little too stupid to be gurgie, but only a little. I could certainly buy that he'd really be that desperate.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 15, 2012 08:49 AM (8y9MW)

74 This really belongs in the last thread, but I'll post it here. A contrast between how the NYT handles "politicized" stories for Democrats and Republicans. Link in my sig.

Posted by: Truman North at October 15, 2012 08:49 AM (I2LwF)

75 You are cordially invited To the wedding of

Posted by: soothsayer at October 15, 2012 08:49 AM (jUytm)

76 Any Catholic, Jew, or anyone with 1/2 a brain has to vote PE Romney/Ryan.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2012 08:49 AM (oSFWF)

77 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Bill Rusell, or Wilt Chamberlain? Who do you think is the greatest CENTER in the history of the NBA?

Posted by: Slappy at October 15, 2012 08:49 AM (LTbLf)

78 It's obviously an Arlen Spectre homage.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 15, 2012 08:49 AM (Hx5uv)

@55

I'd like to think when I die, at heaven's gate will be a controller, and only those who know the "divine code" shall gain entrance

That said, among the greatest accopmlishments I have in life is to beat contra without the code. I hate those damn scorpion things.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at October 15, 2012 08:49 AM (t06LC)

80 This new format works pretty well on iPhone.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2012 08:50 AM (IS2o0)

81 maybe this will help

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2012 08:50 AM (f9c2L)

Mr Romney......Since one of our founding principals was the legality of slavery...... what do you have to say to our first Black president about your plans to re-establish the institution of slavery.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at October 15, 2012 12:41 PM (C8hzL)

Please, Please, May these idiots go this over the top!!! Can you imagine Romney hammering the flaming idiot into the ground with Lincoln as the Republican and the Emancipator?

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 15, 2012 08:50 AM (zLp5I)

83 This would look good centered, too: There once was a man from Nantucket with a dick so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!"

Posted by: Redd at October 15, 2012 08:50 AM (f0ies)

84 I never knew ace was a fan of mine.
On my burial date, he goes to the center.

Posted by: Zombie Arlen Spector at October 15, 2012 08:50 AM (wR+pz)

85 Maybe we are at the center, after all.

Posted by: Galileo at October 15, 2012 08:50 AM (KZcFn)

86 Celebrate Cecil's 100th Birthday! Saturday at 4pm At the Coral Gables Marriott

Posted by: soothsayer at October 15, 2012 08:50 AM (jUytm)

87 Ace........WHAT ABOUT YER GAFFES!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Â© Sponge at October 15, 2012 12:48 PM (UK9cE and the Palestinains... don't forget to yell at ACE about them.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at October 15, 2012 08:50 AM (DGIjM)

88 I see this blog is comprised mostly of the middling sort and vagabonds but mostly the middling sort.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 15, 2012 08:50 AM (eavT+)

89 [/align=center] Ok.

Posted by: Truman North at October 15, 2012 08:50 AM (I2LwF)

90 BTW, I like Senator O'Clownteeth Monkeyfarts better.

Posted by: joanne at October 15, 2012 08:51 AM (VNFBf)

91 Do you realize how stupid you are? It's not 9 more Dems.. it is 9 percentage points, you fucking idiot.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2012 12:48 PM (f9c2L)

Pssst....sock.

Posted by: Tami at October 15, 2012 08:51 AM (X6akg)

92 That said, among the greatest accopmlishments I have in life is to beat contra without the code. I hate those damn scorpion things.

We played so much at home that we'd memorized the whole game. It got to where we could beat it on Hard only dying once (each).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 15, 2012 08:51 AM (8y9MW)

93 When doing geometry, which term do you prefer: centroid or geometric CENTER?

Posted by: Slappy at October 15, 2012 08:51 AM (LTbLf)

94 this blog is approaching gimbel lock

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 15, 2012 08:51 AM (8sCoq)

95 Mr. O'Spade -- what about your gaaafffeeesss!!!1!!!

Posted by: Redd at October 15, 2012 08:51 AM (f0ies)

96 Just returned from my last-minute Anniversary gift shopping. Success. 90 bucks for a scarf blew my mind a little, but I'm confident she'll like it. Anyway, any moronettes who want to fork over 40 bucks can get a silk scarf with a GOP elephant pattern. Attempt at link in name.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 15, 2012 08:51 AM (HethX)

97 Posted by: AllenG
.........
Yeah.. after I posted my response to "Greg", I got to thinking it's a sock.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2012 08:51 AM (f9c2L)

98 [div align="left"]text[/div]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 15, 2012 08:51 AM (2b4yb)

99 Conn Carroll with the Washington Examiner says the "Fiscal Discipline" ad is a tee vee spot.

link in sig

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 15, 2012 08:51 AM (imtbm)

100 It sounds a little too stupid to be gurgie, but only a little. I could certainly buy that he'd really be that desperate.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 15, 2012 12:49 PM (8y9MW)

Judging by the link in the nick, it's a sock.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 15, 2012 08:51 AM (UK9cE)

101 So is the Gerg that said it was 9 dems not 9% a sock Gerg?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 15, 2012 08:52 AM (9+ccr)

102 Well, that didn't work.

[div align="left"]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 15, 2012 08:52 AM (2b4yb)

103 Btw, why is there much less polling this election? I count 95 polls from June to this point compared to 140 polls in 2008.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2012 08:52 AM (IS2o0)

104 [/align=center]
[div align="left"]text[/div]

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neener neener neener....

Posted by: pixie at October 15, 2012 08:52 AM (C8hzL)

105 83 This would look good centered, too:

There once was a man from Nantucket
with a dick so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!"

Posted by: Redd at October 15, 2012 12:50 PM (f0ies)

I don't have a good feeling about this. Expect epic limericks.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 08:52 AM (wR+pz)

106 Bill Russell

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 15, 2012 08:52 AM (HethX)

107 Jeremiah is working on his sock count.

Posted by: Tami at October 15, 2012 08:53 AM (X6akg)

108 So is the Gerg that said it was 9 dems not 9% a sock Gerg?

That seems to be the consensus.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 15, 2012 08:53 AM (8y9MW)

109 Buy my new science fiction novel, Journey to the Center of the Blog.

Posted by: Jules Verne at October 15, 2012 08:53 AM (Hx5uv)

110 It's normal for candidates to return to the center after the convention. OFuckStick just cannot understand what that means though.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 15, 2012 08:53 AM (he2LC)

111 The comment juxtaposition is making me dizzy.

Posted by: Soona at October 15, 2012 08:53 AM (yuyki)

112 Well, this could be the results of a DOS or a fuck up by Pixy.

I am going with Pixy.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 08:54 AM (wR+pz)

113 I'm still convinced that there's no way Obama shows up at the 3rd debate. Romney will be free to nail him to the wall on Benghazi and now Syria, among many other things. "I got Bin Laden" is so played out.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 15, 2012 08:54 AM (YmPwQ)

114 Yeah.. after I posted my response to "Greg", I got to thinking it's a sock.Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

There's a solution to that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 15, 2012 08:54 AM (qrpxS)

115 front and center!

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 15, 2012 08:54 AM (Ho2rs)

116

@92

That is awesome. I liked the waterfall level. I was over at my uncle's house every night to play that and Punch Out. Oh to be 4 again...

Posted by: Jolly Roger at October 15, 2012 08:54 AM (t06LC)

117
Ace, you need to get serious about the blog platform- this shit is getting embarrassing

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 15, 2012 08:54 AM (8sCoq)

118 96. Lincolntf
the 1%, the 1%. The repubs get silk and the donks get cotton. Shame. Where's the fairness!

Posted by: LRBnSC at October 15, 2012 08:54 AM (Qp3K5)

119 BooM
went the rockets
at the compund gate
Smoke
filled the air
as the Jihadi rushed in
Death
to america
they chanted and burned
Buttsex
with the ambassador
but we didnt know
Lie
to the media
It was a video
Joe
couln't keep his
big fucking mouth shut
Now
they want answers
and a sacrifical lamb
Barack
that mother fucker
is trying to pin it on me
G*d Damn

Posted by: Hillary Rohdam Ratfink 3:00 am phone call Clinton at October 15, 2012 08:54 AM (ovpNn)

120 Move to the center, indeed!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 15, 2012 08:54 AM (FZnrK)

121 oh.... I could put it back...

but first you will blow me....

Posted by: pixie at October 15, 2012 08:54 AM (C8hzL)

122

Posted by: Liberal Bus Driver at October 15, 2012 08:55 AM (mcWHD)

123 The Middle of the Road

http://tinyurl.com/bwdkvuo

Posted by: kbdabear at October 15, 2012 08:55 AM (wwsoB)

124 Posted by: Lincolntf at October 15, 2012 12:51 PM (HethX)

Hermes makes silk scarves that are about 4x that price.

Do not let your wife see one...even to me they are spectacular.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 15, 2012 08:55 AM (2b4yb)

125 Scott Brown is the luckiest politician alive. Link in my sig.

Posted by: Truman North at October 15, 2012 08:55 AM (I2LwF)

126 <\div> try

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2012 08:56 AM (iy7de)

127 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Bill Rusell, or Wilt Chamberlain? Who do you think is the greatest CENTER in the history of the NBA? Posted by: Slappy at October 15, 2012 12:49 PM (LTbLf) If we're talking who greatest with the Ladies, well that's obvious, Wilt's the MAN.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2012 08:56 AM (oSFWF)

128 ovpNn frightens me.

Posted by: HeatherRadishâ„¢, predenounced for your convenience at October 15, 2012 08:56 AM (/kI1Q)

129 It's code for Moron Meet Up in Central Park on the day after the election.

Posted by: Jules Verne at October 15, 2012 08:56 AM (Hx5uv)

130 112 - the worst part for Obama in the thrid debate is that the Middle East is the first topic - people usually form their opinions on the debate in the first 15 minutes

Posted by: tofer732 at October 15, 2012 08:57 AM (2zM0P)

131 Hey 'rons.....don't complete about teh centerz. At least the page is loading!.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 15, 2012 08:57 AM (lTVJy)

132

This is the fucking Chevy Volt of blog software. Useless.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 15, 2012 08:57 AM (z7X0E)

133 Where would you prefer to live: CENTER, Kentucky; CENTER, Missouri; or CENTER, Nebraska?

Posted by: Slappy at October 15, 2012 08:57 AM (LTbLf)

134 complete = complain

geez....brainfaht after reading about apes and figs.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 15, 2012 08:58 AM (lTVJy)

135 All this thread needs now is bold italics

Posted by: kbdabear at October 15, 2012 08:58 AM (wwsoB)

136 Scott Brown is the luckiest politician alive. Link in my sig.
Posted by: Truman North at October 15, 2012 12:55 PM (I2LwF)

Scott Brown luck or typical shifty, dirty asshole democrats?

Posted by: © Sponge at October 15, 2012 08:58 AM (UK9cE)

137 Ironically the VP debate last week was held at CENTRE College in Kentucky.

Posted by: Slappy at October 15, 2012 08:59 AM (LTbLf)

138 "Liberty... Freedom" - Under GOP it's not for gays though. For gays the GOP government has to jump in and stop 2 private citizens for vowing to support each other for life. Illegal. Not allowed. Despite being unable to prove any injury at all, the GOP government will stand between these 2 people and keep them properly separated as to the wishes of less than 50% of the country. Abortion? No, none of that allowed either. Even though criminalizing abortion will do nothing to stop abortion, the GOP government will at least be able to jail and imprison the women who get caught having it. Have the baby or go to prison - The GOP Government. "Liberty....freedom" Yup.... Right.

Posted by: Jimmy-Joe at October 15, 2012 08:59 AM (okvIY)

139 I'm not a down the middle kinda of guy. I live on the right side and the right side only!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2012 08:59 AM (oSFWF)

140 All this thread needs now is bold italics

Don't say that. Then someone will do it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 15, 2012 08:59 AM (8y9MW)

141 71 Do you realize how pathetic that excuse sounds? The
sampled 9 more democrats than republicans in a 1800 voter sample and you
think 9 people make the difference? As our President Barack Obama said,
its Just Math. Your numbers just don't add up guys.

You republicans are running out of time and excuses.

Posted by: Greg
..........
Do you realize how stupid you are? It's not 9 more Dems.. it is 9 percentage points, you fucking idiot.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2012 12:48 PM (f9c2L)

I think Gregg aka Gummeandpokeme is really Donna and wants all those Deer Crossing signs moved off the busy roads

Posted by: Texas Fluke at October 15, 2012 09:00 AM (2g+7R)

142 Senator Clowfarts Monkeyhoots would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2012 09:00 AM (lOmbq)

143 My guess is that Obama doesn't do the third debate, and the people putting it on cancel it to keep Romney from having the time. And the networks don't complain. After all, they can show us more episodes of some gay family or global warming catastrophe bullshit. Or that documentary on how Obama singlehandedly killed Osama.

Posted by: Truman North at October 15, 2012 09:00 AM (I2LwF)

144 135 All this thread needs now is bold italics

Posted by: kbdabear at October 15, 2012 12:58 PM (wwsoB)

Posted by: Hillary Rohdam Ratfink 3:00 am phone call Clinton at October 15, 2012 09:00 AM (ovpNn)

145 Posted by: Slappy at October 15, 2012 12:57 PM (LTbLf) I'll answer all the questions you want, but would you rather sent my fee to checking, savings, or money market account?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2012 09:00 AM (oSFWF)

146 When you read the transcript from the debate on Wednesday morning you'll see that I won the debate. Especially after I stormed off the stage when my NPD proved to be too much. I'll get the sympathy vote from all NPD victims - the NPD bounce. Forward.

Posted by: BH Obama : POTUS Du jour at October 15, 2012 09:00 AM (OiC7K)

147 Apropos of nothing, I suddenly feel an urge to point out that all trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 15, 2012 09:01 AM (8y9MW)

148 Another "important" fact related to the layout of this thread: Greg spends a lot of time at the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender Community CENTER. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Slappy at October 15, 2012 09:01 AM (LTbLf)

149 81 "70 Up through the entire weekend in Ras. Good news for Romney. Breaks typical trend to be tied or slightly behind."

Obama now leads with independents in Ras.

Posted by: Greg at October 15, 2012 09:59 AM (wKkyv)

The real Greg's hash is consistent, it's the wKkyv

Always look for, the union label

Posted by: kbdabear at October 15, 2012 09:01 AM (wwsoB)

150 @127

I don't know about be the greatest center, but one of those lying assholes said he had screw five million women or something. Came out to getting fucked ever 30 minutes of his life. Talk about a blue steel tromber.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 09:01 AM (wR+pz)

151 I don't believe I have ever heard "clown fart monkey hoot" But I like it...heh

Posted by: kawfytawk at October 15, 2012 09:01 AM (JWLqy)

152 Jimmy-Joe, you have no idea how uninformed you sound. Keep going, we like hearing your asinine fairy tales.

Posted by: Truman North at October 15, 2012 09:02 AM (I2LwF)

153 No, none of that allowed either. Even though criminalizing abortion will do nothing to stop abortion, the GOP government will at least be able to jail and imprison the women who get caught having it. Have the baby or go to prison - The GOP Government.
"Liberty....freedom"
Yup.... Right.
Posted by: Jimmy-Joe at October 15, 2012 12:59 PM (okvIY)

Where's the law that says this that was passed by GOP candidates?

When did the GOP submit a law outlawing abortion that was voted on by the house and senate?

Posted by: © Sponge at October 15, 2012 09:02 AM (UK9cE)

154 146 When you read the transcript from the debate on Wednesday morning you'll see that I won the debate. Especially after I stormed off the stage when my NPD proved to be too much. I'll get the sympathy vote from all NPD victims - the NPD bounce. Forward.

Posted by: BH Obama : POTUS Du jour at October 15, 2012 01:00 PM (OiC7K)

What is NPD?

Posted by: Calvin at October 15, 2012 09:02 AM (mMlqY)

155 There are four unclosed center tags in the post. Plus an iframe within an iframe.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2012 09:02 AM (UypUQ)

156 I was thinking of something that might fluster greg ..

Next time he comes here, EVERYBODY sock him

Posted by: kbdabear at October 15, 2012 09:02 AM (wwsoB)

157 will this work

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 09:03 AM (wR+pz)

158 I am a centrist. (see!)

Posted by: Mao at October 15, 2012 09:03 AM (HNn1q)

159 I don't know about be the greatest center, but one of those lying assholes said he had screw five million women or something. Came out to getting fucked ever 30 minutes of his life. Talk about a blue steel tromber. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 01:01 PM (wR+pz) Your not taking into consideration he might have been banging 3 and 4 at a times like Fredo?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2012 09:03 AM (oSFWF)

160 Came out to getting fucked ever 30 minutes of his life.

Doesn't sound far fetched to me.

Posted by: Gene Simmons at October 15, 2012 09:03 AM (lTVJy)

161 156 I was thinking of something that might fluster greg ..

Next time he comes here, EVERYBODY sock him

IT WORKED!!!!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 09:03 AM (wR+pz)

162

Jimmy-Joe, why are you worried about abortion, anyway? You and Lamar Latrell are never going to have a butt-baby, no matter how much stool you push. Why are you trying to force women to scrape unborn children from their wombs?

Do you hate them for their vaginas? Fuck, dude. Go work out your mommy issues on a more appropriate forum.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 15, 2012 09:04 AM (z7X0E)

163 There are four unclosed center tags in the post. Plus an iframe within an iframe.

So...
Business as usual.

Posted by: Al at October 15, 2012 09:04 AM (MzQOZ)

164 Joe Biden voted for a constitutional amendment overturning Roe v. Wade.

Posted by: Truman North at October 15, 2012 09:04 AM (I2LwF)

165 اللعنة عليك باراك أوباما، الذي يمارس الجنس مع الأم سخيف التأتأة كتلة من الفشل الذريع. ومن أجل كل ما هو مقدس، إذا كنت لن يجعل العاهرة التي البغيضة من زوجة لك ارتداء البرقع لعنة الله، يحلق أن الحمار الكلبة القبيح وجعل لها السير إلى الوراء. أيضا، قال كلبي مني أن أقول لك أن تذهب اللعنة نفسك يا كلب يأكل مصاصة الديك.

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Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 15, 2012 09:04 AM (ovpNn)

166 161 156
I was thinking of something that might fluster greg ..

Next time he comes here, EVERYBODY sock him

You are late to the party

Posted by: Greg's mom at October 15, 2012 09:04 AM (wR+pz)

167 145

I'll answer all the questions you want, but would you rather sent my fee to checking, savings, or money market account?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2012 01:00 PM (oSFWF)

Sorry. I just sent all that information to some guy in Nigeria, who e-mailed me out of the blue and promised me large sums of money. Once I get the money they promised me, I'll respond back to you.

Posted by: Slappy at October 15, 2012 09:04 AM (LTbLf)

168

I was thinking of something that might fluster greg ..

Next time he comes here, EVERYBODY sock him]/i]

That's a great idea.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2012 09:04 AM (lOmbq)

169 this?

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 15, 2012 09:04 AM (lTVJy)

170

Shit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2012 09:05 AM (lOmbq)

171 Posted by: Calvin at October 15, 2012 01:02 PM (mMlqY)
Never mind. Just binged it.

Posted by: Calvin at October 15, 2012 09:05 AM (mMlqY)

172 We should have a greg day.

Every poster on all posts uses greg + some variation sock puppet.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 15, 2012 09:05 AM (ovpNn)

173 Interesting that in the ad above it ends noting CATHOLICS for Romney/Ryan. As a Catholic, that's swell, but is that pigeoning necessary?

Posted by: John Thompson at October 15, 2012 09:05 AM (Ni+Ei)

174 I have a small wee and enjoy covering my face in horse semen! H8ers!!11!!!

Posted by: Jimmy-Joe at October 15, 2012 09:06 AM (/YJYi)

175 BackwardsBoy- I'm issuing you a warning for the 1 internetz, since Ace can't even get his own "Stuff" together.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 15, 2012 09:06 AM (8y9MW)

176 [m] this maybe[/m]

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 09:06 AM (wR+pz)

177 150 Came out to getting fucked ever 30 minutes of his life.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 01:01 PM (wR+pz)

"Fucked ever 30 minutes"? Pretty much sounds like what's happened figuratively to me and the rest of the American people the past four years.

Posted by: Slappy at October 15, 2012 09:07 AM (LTbLf)

178

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 09:07 AM (wR+pz)

179 [a] this[/a]

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 09:07 AM (wR+pz)

180

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 09:07 AM (wR+pz)

181 Well fuck me big daddy. Center, Align, Move what else could it be?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 09:08 AM (wR+pz)

182

At least it's only a warning, AllenG. I'm lucky.

Now, about Pixy's centered hamsters...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2012 09:09 AM (lOmbq)

183 You know what I really love- even the Cob-loggers must be absent, since none of them are fixing it, either.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 15, 2012 09:09 AM (8y9MW)

184 <stylish>

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direction: rtl;
}

</stylish>

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2012 09:09 AM (UypUQ)

185 How to solve the center text issue

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Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 15, 2012 09:10 AM (ovpNn)

186 @77: I guess it depends on what your definition of "center" is.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at October 15, 2012 09:10 AM (izA2D)

187 Perhaps this CENTER thread is caused by the curse of Arlen Specter, late leader of the so-called centrists.

Posted by: Slappy at October 15, 2012 09:10 AM (LTbLf)

188 Only this thread is fucked.

Ace with a hobo at lunch?

No one is awake in Australia,

I guess we are all moving to the center.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 09:11 AM (wR+pz)

189 HEY, IT'S FIXED!!!

Posted by: Slappy at October 15, 2012 09:11 AM (LTbLf)

190 Does anyone have any idea if this COULD be a hack attack on the site?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 09:11 AM (wR+pz)

191 Ahh, much better.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2012 09:11 AM (lOmbq)

192

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 09:12 AM (B3+mf)

193 Pixy wakes up for evening pee and fixes the blog?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 09:12 AM (wR+pz)

194 Sorry for the outbreak of centrism.

Posted by: ace at October 15, 2012 09:12 AM (LCRYB)

195

Does anyone have any idea if this COULD be a hack attack on the site?

Well, we have been hacked before, but this has happened too. Methinks if it was a hack, it'd been fucked up far worse.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2012 09:13 AM (lOmbq)

196 194 Sorry for the outbreak of centrism.

Posted by: ace at October 15, 2012 01:12 PM (LCRYB)

We always knew you had a warm place in your heart for the late Arlen Specter.

Posted by: Slappy at October 15, 2012 09:13 AM (LTbLf)

197 So you know how this works: I post easy posts so I can then spend 20 minutes on a longer post which requires real writing. So I posted this and started writing the "How Biden Won" post. I didn't come back to this post to check it, as I was writing, and really just posted this to fill the time while I was writing. I mean, they're great ads. But obviously I didn't write much on this. I just saw in the comments to the new thread that this one was centered, so I came in to fix it.

Posted by: ace at October 15, 2012 09:14 AM (LCRYB)

198 The problem was that the main post itself had an unclosed center tag. It wasn't a comments-based HTML problem. The problem was mine, in the main post, and no amount of fixes in the comments could undo it.

Posted by: ace at October 15, 2012 09:15 AM (LCRYB)

199 I guess if any of had a twitter feed we could have twitted you.

Why, the fun was fun.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 15, 2012 09:16 AM (wR+pz)

200 Yikes! This sharp shift left is rather unseemly!

Posted by: Mao at October 15, 2012 09:17 AM (HNn1q)

201 That ad should be on TV in battleground states... like PA, WI and MI.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 15, 2012 09:41 AM (i0vBR)

202 Great ad.

We have noticed, in our section of Florida, we are not seeing Obammy ads. But we have mostly been watching ESPN or FOX, so not an accurate representation. However, all of the adds are Romney.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, unbanned, ready to get this done at October 15, 2012 09:50 AM (baL2B)

203 Both are good, but the second one shows the fearless leadership on Americanism that will win the election.

Posted by: PJ at October 15, 2012 10:24 AM (DQHjw)

204 A white boy? Pssht...racist and sexist.

Posted by: MSM at October 15, 2012 10:56 AM (20NzC)

205 Soc reset

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at October 15, 2012 11:51 AM (QXlbZ)

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