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May 24, 2012

Roseanne Barr Defends Larry Flynt's Degrading Photoshop
— Ace

World's least-clicked on headline: What would Roseanne Barr look like with a **** in her mouth?

Or a sandwich, for that matter?

Anyway, this horror show of a human being wants the world to know she stands with Larry Flynt.

The funniest thing to ever come out of Roseanne Barr's mouth was Tom Arnold. How sad is that?

(That's a Dane Cook joke, repurposed. It wasn't originally about Roseanne Barr.)

POST CHANGED! Sorry, I bought into Fox's headline -- "Gingrich takes on Matthews in wild interview" -- and posted it as I was watching it. Figured it was hot.

It's not. It's a snoozer.

Sorry. I'll make this an open thread, and I will ask Fox news' headline writer to stop lying and overselling.

Posted by: Ace at 03:06 PM | Comments (257)
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1 Isn't that against animal cruelty laws? I mean, Newt going after Tingles is like kicking a whole litter of puppies. Blind, crippled puppies.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at May 24, 2012 03:08 PM (Gk3SS)

2 Have not watched the video yet, but I do know that Newt is the master of the Intellectual B*tch Slap.

Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2012 03:09 PM (z63Tr)

3 Is this Too Wild For Work?

Posted by: Cicero at May 24, 2012 03:09 PM (QKKT0)

4 In a battle of wits Matthews is unarmed.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at May 24, 2012 03:11 PM (iYwUw)

5 If you need help getting your blood pressure up, this guys of research of dem networks on twitter, will help nicely.

http://swiftread.blogspot.com/

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at May 24, 2012 03:12 PM (RfvTE)

6 Is that a python in your pocket, Chris, or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: the Newtster at May 24, 2012 03:12 PM (5H6zj)

7 So Chris, he's a thin-skinned, narcissistic affirmative action half-wit who spends his days on the golf course or at fund raisers and he's got a resentful, bitchy wife who dresses like Aunt Esther and spent her professional career figuring out how to deny medical treatment to poor people.

Remember that your response must be in the form of a question.

Posted by: Newt! at May 24, 2012 03:12 PM (QKKT0)

8 Since this is a false advertising thread, let me just say re: sidebar Russia article (nuclear rhetoric and bottle of Stoli) - Financial Times sucks ass. Pop-in irritators and redirects to the main page - no idea where they hid the article, not worth the time to find out. I *hate* sites that do that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 24, 2012 03:12 PM (bxiXv)

9 i got nuthin

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 24, 2012 03:12 PM (8sCoq)

10 In a battle of wits Matthews is ~~unarmed~~ pickled

Posted by: fluffy at May 24, 2012 03:12 PM (z9HTb)

WILD IN THE STREETS

ah, fuckit. go look for it yourself

Posted by: Circle Jerks at May 24, 2012 03:12 PM (XNk0Y)

12 http://is.gd/sf5CVl (video NSFW language)

Posted by: The NSFW Obama vetting (LMAO) at May 24, 2012 03:13 PM (sJKFk)

13 Sorry, Guys!!! I saw that headline and thought "I better get that up before Hot Air does!" The Matthews/Gingrich interview is boring. I have changed it to Roseanne Barr's disgusting support of Larry Flynt.

Posted by: ace at May 24, 2012 03:14 PM (aw5Tx)

14 Sorry. I'll make this an open thread, and I will ask Fox news' headline writer to stop lying and overselling. I see a post Presidental career opportunity for the SCOAMF

Posted by: tmitsss at May 24, 2012 03:14 PM (G5PN+)

Ahh, Matthews. He doesn't like Gingriches answer to a fluff question about snakes, so he tries to cast it his own way.

"I see you like to beat people! You must agree with me! Or poison them! Be hateful Newt!"

Posted by: tsrblke at May 24, 2012 03:15 PM (22rSN)

16 "A New Jersey mayor and his son were arrested Thursday by the FBI for allegedly hacking into an email account and website tied to a recall effort Â— and then intimidating those associated with the site." http://fwd4.me/11QQ

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 24, 2012 03:15 PM (I/Xad)

17 What would Rosanne Barr look like with a brain in her head?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 24, 2012 03:15 PM (Qxdfp)

18 OpenBlogger would have watched it first.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2012 03:15 PM (XNk0Y)

19 http://swiftread.blogspot.com/ Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at May 24, 2012 07:12 PM (RfvTE) You mean Kimberlin's partner in advocacy is also an internet thug? SHOCKA! Hopefully we'll see extended coverage of both and their donors more tomorrow.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 24, 2012 03:16 PM (bxiXv)

20 Do not taunt OpenBlogger

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 24, 2012 03:16 PM (I/Xad)

21 I went down to Romney's HQ opening downtown today (no surprise but Obama already has three offices in about one mile span). There were Occupiers there. Some POS "Mother" brought her five-maybe six year old precious little girl and wrapped her up in that police tape but it happened to say 'occupy' in black letters on the yellow tape. The little girl just sat there on the corners as all these mental defect parasites chanted 'No Bain on Main' (the HQ is on Main St). One of the saddest things I've ever seen.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 03:16 PM (/gFsl)

22 Roseanne Barr wishes she was relevant enough for someone to go to all the trouble of photoshopping a dick into her mouth.

Posted by: Cicero at May 24, 2012 03:16 PM (QKKT0)

23 I have changed it to Roseanne Barr's disgusting support of Larry Flynt. Posted by: ace at May 24, 2012 07:14 PM (aw5Tx) I would have said "disgusting and unsurprising," but that's just me. Or "predictably disgusting."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 24, 2012 03:17 PM (bxiXv)

24 Tell Fox News to go get its fucking shine box. And bring back Britt Hume.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 03:18 PM (MCDCp)

25 The Fox headline was not over sold.... if you are curious about Newts favorite zoo. Seriously.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 24, 2012 03:18 PM (C2//T)

There were Occupiers there. Some POS "Mother" brought her five-maybe six year old precious little girl and wrapped her up in that police tape but it happened to say 'occupy' in black letters

You should have tied one end of the tape to a Prius bumper.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2012 03:18 PM (XNk0Y)

27 >>>OpenBlogger would have watched it first. Well why don't you just marry Open Blogger since you love him so much. No but seriously I was like "WOW, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD," like in Superman II, and wanted it up super-fast.

Posted by: ace at May 24, 2012 03:18 PM (aw5Tx)

28 17 "A New Jersey mayor and his son were arrested Thursday Posted by: Dr Spank at May 24, 2012 07:15 PM (I/Xad) We don't even have to play "Guess the Party," do we? Just another day...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 24, 2012 03:18 PM (bxiXv)

29 Tell Fox News to go get its fucking shine box.

And bring back Britt Hume.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 07:18 PM (MCDCp)

Hume was the best they had. I liked his show

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 24, 2012 03:19 PM (nTgAI)

I wouldn't touch Roseanne Barr's potty mouth with William Jefferson Clinton's "johnson".

And come to think of it, unless she's chased some poor drunk hobo down an alley somewhere and wrestled him to the ground, I don't anyone's "johnson" has touched any part of that vast tub of goo named Roseanne Barr for maybe eleventy seven years.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 24, 2012 03:19 PM (6USwK)

31 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2012 03:19 PM (7W3wI)

32 28 >>>OpenBlogger would have watched it first.

Well why don't you just marry Open Blogger since you love him so much.

No but seriously I was like "WOW, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD," like in Superman II, and wanted it up super-fast.
Posted by: ace at May 24, 2012 07:18 PM (aw5Tx)

So its like a Matt Damon movie about men in hats and trenchcoats?

Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2012 03:20 PM (GULKT)

33 I never watches an episode of Rosanne's show whose name escapes me.

And I'm better for it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 24, 2012 03:20 PM (I/Xad)

34 This post - it's like a chameleon! Oh, and the @NotTildaSwinton twitter feed is like something from another planet. A very cool planet.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at May 24, 2012 03:20 PM (5H1lG)

35 No but seriously I was like "WOW, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD," like in Superman II, and wanted it up super-fast.

You shouldn't over-expect.

Posted by: George Lucas at May 24, 2012 03:20 PM (QKKT0)

36 I never watches an episode of Rosanne's show whose name escapes me.

And I'm better for it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 24, 2012 07:20 PM (I/Xad)

Hahahaha! It was called 'Roseanne'!

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2012 03:21 PM (X6akg)

37 Yeah, don't over-expect.

Posted by: Rick Perry at May 24, 2012 03:21 PM (QKKT0)

38 If I had stitches in my dick, I'd think of Rosanne constantly. There's no better way to kill a budding boner.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2012 03:22 PM (ccXZP)

39 I remember when OpenBlogger punched Satan's daughter. Good times.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 24, 2012 03:22 PM (I/Xad)

40 I thought Roseanne died?

Maybe it was just her career.

Posted by: Brotherhood of Snake Oil Salesmen at May 24, 2012 03:22 PM (lpWVn)

41 22 I went down to Romney's HQ opening downtown today (no surprise but Obama already has three offices in about one mile span). There were Occupiers there. Some POS "Mother" brought her five-maybe six year old precious little girl and wrapped her up in that police tape but it happened to say 'occupy' in black letters on the yellow tape. The little girl just sat there on the corners as all these mental defect parasites chanted 'No Bain on Main' (the HQ is on Main St). One of the saddest things I've ever seen. Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 07:16 PM (/gFsl) *********** Seattle? DC? Chicago?

Posted by: tasker at May 24, 2012 03:23 PM (r2PLg)

42 Roseanne Barr has tattoos that are nastier than the p-shopped picture of S.E. Cupp.

Posted by: Cicero at May 24, 2012 03:23 PM (QKKT0)

Well why don't you just marry Open Blogger since you love him so much.

you jealous, bro?

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2012 03:24 PM (XNk0Y)

44 I did watch the clip of Cupp on The View despite not wanting to. It was kind of rough to watch -- looked like she was crying or about to anyway. Disgusting leftist pukes.

Think of the biggest bitch politician/commentator out there on the left -- can you even imagine wanting to do something like that to humiliate them?? I honestly just do not get their hard-wiring. How did it go so wrong for them?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 03:25 PM (/gFsl)

45 Roseanne got a few death threats sent my way when she RT a post I made about Trayvon. She's a classy woman.

Posted by: Lauren at May 24, 2012 03:25 PM (3MUOP)

46 Fyi She's running for president, Green Party.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 24, 2012 03:25 PM (fgJMi)

47 Fat stinky and stoopid is no way to go through life but hey Liberals seem to have a pretty good corner on this!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at May 24, 2012 03:25 PM (nonzP)

48 Posted by: tasker

^^^

Swing state - Ohio . City - Cincinnati.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 03:26 PM (/gFsl)

(That's a Dane Cook joke, repurposed. It wasn't originally about Roseanne Barr.)

It was still funny as hell.

Posted by: ErikW at May 24, 2012 03:26 PM (HO0Kh)

50 Didn't Barr claim that she used to give BJs for cash in a parking lot of a bar she worked in? I remember reading that years ago. Good God, how drunk would you have to be? $1 drunk maybe?

Posted by: Cheri at May 24, 2012 03:26 PM (0s4YQ)

51 52 Posted by: tasker ^^^ Swing state - Ohio . City - Cincinnati. Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 07:26 PM (/gFsl) ********* Damn it. Ohio has the unions, ey?

Posted by: tasker at May 24, 2012 03:27 PM (r2PLg)

52 Roseanne Barr has tattoos that are nastier than the p-shopped picture of S.E. Cupp.

Wouldn't know.

Never looked at either one.

Says alot about anyone that did.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 24, 2012 03:27 PM (kqqGm)

53 Wait a minute. Fox hyped a piece of crap interview as something too hot to handle? THE BALLS ON THOSE GUYS1!!! Remember the tank stuck in the mud for hours? It was breaking news, baby.

Posted by: Scobface at May 24, 2012 03:28 PM (IoNBC)

54 Trying to come up with a joke using the she-beast and the cripple, with the punch line being "hot ROD" the rod part being she beast's initials

Posted by: Model1066 at May 24, 2012 03:28 PM (wsCSu)

55 Rosanne should hang up the Presidentin thang and open a potatoe chip line, put the hag on the bag and if ya don't loose yer appetite indulge away!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at May 24, 2012 03:28 PM (nonzP)

56 Ohio has the unions, ey?

^^^

The bill we passed on curbing public employee benefits & collective bargaining got shot down last fall -- big time. So yeah, this state sucks.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 03:28 PM (/gFsl)

57 Is that a Dane Cook joke, or did he steal it from The Limey?

Posted by: Jim Treacher at May 24, 2012 03:28 PM (X3KAb)

58 52...Lacey...srsly???

Posted by: billygoat at May 24, 2012 03:29 PM (7AT5J)

59 I'd be scared to look at the photoshops of the things I've done to SE Cupp in my head.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2012 03:29 PM (XNk0Y)

60 Roseanne coming out for Larry Flynt is a plus for the S E Cupp side and a negative for Flynt. I mean how can you hurt a person more than to say that he is endorsed by someone as universally despised as. I first saw her a couple decades ago when she did a special on HBO or one of those channels. Her funniness seemed to center around that fact that she slopped and chomped gum while she made stupid remarks about being a "domestic goddess". The gum slopping was louder than the words that came out of her mouth. I've hated her guts ever since. Best punishment for Larry Flynt, lock him in a room with that cow.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2012 03:29 PM (/ifYF)

Roseanne Barr would probably pay Larry Flint to publish a picture of her with a dick in her mouth.....just to get the publicity.

No photo-shopping required.

Posted by: wheatie at May 24, 2012 03:29 PM (YzQ1g)

Hey, at least Grossanne is honest.

Better than the corocdile tears from the Fluck and the View.

Posted by: indigo child at May 24, 2012 03:30 PM (xXhWA)

63 Sorry Lacey...should have refd 22...srsly??

Posted by: billygoat at May 24, 2012 03:30 PM (7AT5J)

I went down to Romney's HQ opening downtown today (no surprise but Obama already has three offices in about one mile span).

Read in WSJ the other day how many more campaign hq's and people Obama has working vs Romney. I can't remember the exact numbers, but Obama had like 900 staffers to Romney's way less than 100 as well as vastly more real estate. Three offices in a one mile span is completely unnecessary and wasteful. It just goes to show you that the one thing Democrats do best is spend other people's money. (Well, as well as lie and cheat). The Obama campaign is going to piss through their money in no time.

Posted by: runningrn at May 24, 2012 03:31 PM (WGmy2)

65 'Tom Arnold was the funniest thing to come IN Rossanne's mouth.' Fixed it for 'ya.

Posted by: AlphaBase1 at May 24, 2012 03:31 PM (mWijP)

66 went down to Romney's HQ opening downtown today (no surprise but Obama already has three offices in about one mile span). There were Occupiers there. Some POS "Mother" brought her five-maybe six year old precious little girl and wrapped her up in that police tape but it happened to say 'occupy' in black letters on the yellow tape. The little girl just sat there on the corners as all these mental defect parasites chanted 'No Bain on Main' (the HQ is on Main St). One of the saddest things I've ever seen.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 07:16 PM (/gFsl)

Is that in Cinci? I'll be back in town there for the next week.

Posted by: Big Zesty at May 24, 2012 03:32 PM (66pgZ)

67 John Nolte had a great line on Flynt earlier. Something like -- thanks for staying alive long enough to remind us all what a piece of shit you are and not that First Amendment darling that movie made you out to be.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 03:32 PM (/gFsl)

68 Doesnt roseanne own some nut plantation in Hawaii now and have some weird television show about it?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at May 24, 2012 03:32 PM (RZ8pf)

69 The bill we passed on curbing public employee benefits collective bargaining got shot down last fall -- big time. So yeah, this state sucks. Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 07:28 PM (/gFsl) ********* Yeah I followed that for awhile, along with Kasich's plummeting favorables. *ugh* I've been trying to forget.

Posted by: tasker at May 24, 2012 03:33 PM (r2PLg)

The bill we passed on curbing public employee benefits collective bargaining got shot down last fall -- big time. So yeah, this state sucks.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 07:28 PM (/gFsl)

I'm not sure who pissed me off more, the ones who were lying about it or the ones who were buying it.

There's been a sea change among Conservatives regarding their views of police and firefighters here.

Posted by: ErikW at May 24, 2012 03:33 PM (HO0Kh)

71 Reuters Top News ‏@Reuters

Obama campaign to target Romney's record as governor

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2012 03:34 PM (X6akg)

72 Dane Cook.

Looks like a young, in shape Vincent Deforno.

Good reason not to pay attention to either one.

P.S. Was Deforno playing it real in Full Metal Jacket?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 24, 2012 03:34 PM (kqqGm)

I will ask Fox news' headline writer to stop lying and overselling.

----------

Yeah, that'll work. A headling writer's *job* is to lie and oversell.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2012 03:34 PM (FzhYM)

74 Doesnt roseanne own some nut plantation in Hawaii now and have some weird television show about it?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at May 24, 2012 07:32 PM (RZ8pf)

Wasn't it Roseanne's Nuts?

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2012 03:34 PM (X6akg)

75 59 Rosanne should hang up the Presidentin thang and open a potatoe chip line, put the hag on the bag and if ya don't loose yer appetite indulge away! Dude. It's potato. Believe me, this shit can get you into a lot of trouble.

Posted by: Dan Quayle at May 24, 2012 03:35 PM (IoNBC)

76 No surprise here....

Obama campaign organized blacks to heckle Romney as he traveled through parts of inner-city Philly

link to Zip's below

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 03:35 PM (/gFsl)

77 When Chrissy Matthews, aka the Horse's Ass, begins whining about the words coming out of his own filthy chum-sucking mouth, it sends tingles up my leg.

And Roseanne Barr wishes she had a cock in her mouth, - and that somebody cared.

Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2012 03:36 PM (ZN5qR)

78 Something like -- thanks for staying alive long enough to remind us all what a {annoyance} you are and not that First Amendment darling that movie made you out to be.

Reason posted up a reminder that Flynt was one of their "Heroes of Free Speech", along with a further reminder that "most of these heroes are a*holes."

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at May 24, 2012 03:36 PM (bjRNS)

79 If Hustler wanted to be edgy and topical they'd have photo-chopped a dick into Obama's mouth.

Larry Flynt smeared SECupp and defends with the claim "Obama Has Overperformed" so Obama's Overperformance is actually in Flynt's mouth

Posted by: DANEgerus at May 24, 2012 03:37 PM (e3/KR)

80 I'm sure the JEF picked up the bat phone and called his buddies at the new black panthers party.

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 03:37 PM (Dnbau)

81 40 If I had stitches in my dick, I'd think of Rosanne constantly. There's no better way to kill a budding boner. ------- Whew! Looks like I dodged a bullet there!

Posted by: Helen Thomas at May 24, 2012 03:37 PM (FzhYM)

82 Reason posted up a reminder that Flynt was one of their "Heroes of Free Speech", along with a further reminder that "most of these heroes are a*holes."

^^^

Lovely. Nice work, Reason.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 03:38 PM (/gFsl)

83 Got the number from Holder

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 03:38 PM (Dnbau)

84 Before we get too depressed about Ohio-- The presidential race in Ohio remains too close to call as President Barack Obama gets 45 percent to 44 percent for Republican Mitt Romney Quinnipiac May 10th And that's Quinnipiac. If Obama is flooding the zone with 3 to 1 campaign locations--they know they ae in for a fight.

Posted by: tasker at May 24, 2012 03:38 PM (r2PLg)

85 WTF?! Tom Arnold NEVER came out of my mouth!

Posted by: Roseanne Barr at May 24, 2012 03:38 PM (c3mby)

86 The bill we passed on curbing public employee benefits collective bargaining got shot down last fall -- big time. So yeah, this state sucks.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 07:28 PM (/gFsl)

However Kasich was up here earlier this week and one thing he pointed out was how the Rainy Day Fund in Ohio had 83 cents in it when he took office. Its now up to several million. And talking about how the days of going wild on spending when times are good is going to end. So we'll see how well he sticks to that.

Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2012 03:38 PM (GULKT)

87 79 Doesnt roseanne own some nut plantation in Hawaii now and have some weird television show about it?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at May 24, 2012 07:32 PM (RZ8pf)

Wasn't it Roseanne's Nuts?

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2012 07:34 PM (X6akg)

Cancelled! I believe.

Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2012 03:40 PM (GULKT)

88 I believe the show was called "Nuts", which is sort of linked to the other topic I guess.

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 03:41 PM (Dnbau)

89
BTW -- the background to Roseanne's twitter page is a pic of her with Courtney Love.

Both bra-less.

Now please excuse me. I have to claw at the inside of my corneas for a while.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 24, 2012 03:42 PM (kdS6q)

90 Caption: "How much for a half-hour with this one?" ... mooooo!!

Posted by: And Irresolute at May 24, 2012 03:42 PM (RC3M9)

91 Earlier this week, on Twitter, someone had to explain to Roseanne that Ron Paul was running for President and that people in the primaries were voting for him. I'm no Paulbot, I don't think he's a serious candidate, but I do know he's running for President. Rosanne, who thinks she's running for President, had no clue. She's not a serious person, and she's not a relevant person, either.

Posted by: Joejm65 at May 24, 2012 03:42 PM (UZuc4)

92 Now please excuse me. I have to claw at the inside of my corneas for a while.

We'll toast your sacrifice with an extra shot of valurite tonight.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at May 24, 2012 03:43 PM (bjRNS)

93 "38 I never watches an episode of Rosanne's show whose name escapes me. And I'm better for it. Posted by: Dr Spank at May 24, 2012 07:20 PM (I/Xad) Hahahaha! It was called 'Roseanne'!" It was popular for a while, then she took over control of it and it sank like a rock.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2012 03:43 PM (/ifYF)

94 lacey, I was out this afternoon but I responded on the earlier thread that I'm from CLE

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2012 03:44 PM (piwNy)

95 I know this is a math-free, green-friendly, sustainable, recycling fortified blog, but I'd like to be the first to announce Ohio.

And that's with the Bradley Effect still in play.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at May 24, 2012 03:44 PM (bjRNS)

96 Roseanne Barr. Now there is a pair of dirty words that I have not heard for many years.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 03:45 PM (O3R/2)

97 My boys are a'gonna do some SERIOUS BUKKAKE on SE (2 Girls 1) Cupp!

Posted by: KayInMaine at May 24, 2012 03:45 PM (/Aauo)

98 It was a marriage of convenience. I never fucked her. Never even thought about fucking her. Well, except for one time, when I was really drunk and she came out of the bedroom in an abiyah with a strategically-placed slit acting like a fuckin' goat. Man, that was strangely hot.

Posted by: Tom Arnold at May 24, 2012 03:45 PM (IoNBC)

99 Oh, okay, thanks Cap't Hate. That's what I thought.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 03:45 PM (/gFsl)

100 A Dane Cook joke, eh? Which means it was someone else's joke first. Wonder whose it was.

Posted by: Andy at May 24, 2012 03:45 PM (2aRHa)

101 96 Presidents don't get reelected with less then 50%. Posted by: SchrÃ¶dinger's cat at May 24, 2012 07:42 PM (phlKA)>>>>>>>>> In a two-way race, correct. Bll Clinton, with Perot helping him out, never cracked 50% in either race for the White House (43% and 49%, I think).

Posted by: Joejm65 at May 24, 2012 03:45 PM (UZuc4)

102 Open your mouth Kay,we'll use you as a spitoon.

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2012 03:47 PM (7W3wI)

103 Holy shit, is Kay Roseanne?

Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2012 03:47 PM (ZN5qR)

104

New Fox headline.

NEWT GINGRICH ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS AND PILLAGES AND MAULS AND LAMBASTES AND PUMMELS REPEATEDLY CHRIS MATTHEWS!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Bunny at May 24, 2012 03:47 PM (ApGOC)

105 Only the inhabitants of Klendathu could have any real feelings for Rosanne. They would still have to wear blindfolds though.

Posted by: And Irresolute at May 24, 2012 03:48 PM (RC3M9)

106 "54 Didn't Barr claim that she used to give BJs for cashin a parking lot of a bar she worked in? I remember reading that years ago. Good God, how drunk would you have to be? $1 drunk maybe? Posted by: Cheri " OMG, there's hot dog cart whore joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2012 03:48 PM (/ifYF)

107 Reason posted up a reminder that Flynt was one of their "Heroes of Free Speech", along with a further reminder that "most of these heroes are a*holes." Posted by: Meiczyslaw at May 24, 2012 07:36 PM (bjRNS) Reason have become LINOs - Libertarian in Name Only. Or maybe more accurate to say "procedural Libertarians" with a set of rules but no philosophy. I've come to the conclusion that they only support the 2nd Amendment because you need a gun to shoot yourself in the foot.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 24, 2012 03:48 PM (bxiXv)

108 Tom Arnold, you are a liar.

Roseanne Barr was just doing the usual dating stuff. Being nice. Acting sane. Putting out.

How many days was it after the wedding, when she showed herself to be batshit crazy?

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 03:49 PM (O3R/2)

109 In the future everyone will be photo-shopped with a dick in their mouth for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Andy Warhol at May 24, 2012 03:50 PM (fRlaj)

110 "they only support the 2nd Amendment because you need a gun to shoot yourself in the foot. " I'm stealing that, dude. Sorry. Sometimes I just steal shit.

Posted by: Scobface at May 24, 2012 03:51 PM (IoNBC)

111 Dude. It's potato. Believe me, this shit can get you into a lot of trouble.

Posted by: Dan Quayle at May 24, 2012 07:35 PM (IoNBC)

It's Dan Q-U-A-I-L dammit.

Posted by: Dan Quail at May 24, 2012 03:51 PM (YYyqq)

112 Does anyone else remember the Annie Liebovitz photo of Rosanne and Tom rolling around in the mud like pigs? http://bit.ly/LJLOH5

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 24, 2012 03:51 PM (piMMO)

113 OpenBlogger didn't steal material from Pro-Activ patients.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2012 03:52 PM (XNk0Y)

114 The funniest thing to ever come out of Roseanne Barr's mouth was Tom Arnold. How sad is that? (That's a Dane Cook joke, repurposed. It wasn't originally about Roseanne Barr.) ***** What was the original joke? The one Cook told, not the one he re-purposed...

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 24, 2012 03:52 PM (oipCQ)

115 Seems pretty hypocritical for Ace to ask another writer to stop overselling in headlines...! Mostly kidding, my man. EMail me, woulda? I need to ask you a personal question.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at May 24, 2012 03:54 PM (I2LwF)

116 Hey! Tom Arnold was f***ing GOLD in True Lies. (Not too bad in mediocre biker drama, Sons of Anarchy, either)

Posted by: DrZin at May 24, 2012 03:55 PM (mghhN)

117

The only creature I can imagine allowing Rosanne to put its dick in her mouth would be a tied up Tijuana donkey.

Poor donkey.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at May 24, 2012 03:55 PM (iYwUw)

118

Any California Morons take a gander at their sample ballot for next month?

And notice that Roseanne Barr is a Presidential candidate for the Green Party?

I blew beer out of my nose when I read it, but then started thinking...who could really be worse? Her or SCOAMF?

Tough call, eh?

Posted by: Gunslinger at May 24, 2012 03:56 PM (OyQf0)

119 Hey Captain!...what's up?

Posted by: billygoat at May 24, 2012 03:56 PM (7AT5J)

120
The only creature I can imagine allowing Rosanne to put its dick in her mouth would be a tied up Tijuana donkey.
Poor donkey.
Posted by: gebrauchshund

No, gracias.
Posted by: A tied up Tijuana donkey

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 24, 2012 03:57 PM (kdS6q)

121 I have been working so much, I don't even have time to solicit nude Moronettes or pictures thereof.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at May 24, 2012 03:58 PM (I2LwF)

122 Holy shit, is Kay Roseanne?

Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2012 07:47 PM (ZN5qR)

Worse, she's less popular in the state of Olympia Snowe than the Quebeois; mainly because of the stench of her cooter, which even the crabs want no part of, but not entirely.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2012 03:58 PM (piwNy)

123 Reason have become LINOs - Libertarian in Name Only. Or maybe more accurate to say "procedural Libertarians" with a set of rules but no philosophy.

I think it's actually backwards. Reason is that guru on Libertarian Mountain, unable to distinguish theory from practice. Everything's an absolute.

When I first heard about the Photoshop, I figured it was within the usual limits. Distasteful, yes, but normal.

But the more I think about it, the more I agree that the problem is the photo can be reproduced without context. Technology's enabled something that I'm not sure is free speech. (If they'd watermarked "Satire" or "Fake" onto the image, I might think differently. But this? I'm not so sure.)

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at May 24, 2012 03:58 PM (bjRNS)

124 >>>Hey! Tom Arnold

Has at least enough talent to play likable Tom Arnold well? Yeah true. Rosanne can't even play a likable version of Rosanne.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 24, 2012 03:58 PM (0q2P7)

125 123 Hey! Tom Arnold was f***ing GOLD in True Lies. (Not too bad in mediocre biker drama, Sons of Anarchy, either) Posted by: DrZin at May 24, 2012 07:55 PM (mghhN) He was. Unfortunately, I heard him om Carolla's podcast, and the man is a borderline psychotic liberal.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 24, 2012 03:59 PM (oipCQ)

126 Hey Captain!...what's up?

Posted by: billygoat at May 24, 2012 07:56 PM (7AT5J)

Not much, bg; we gettin' together soon or are you in the midst of planning road trip 2012?

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2012 03:59 PM (piwNy)

127

went down to Romney's HQ opening downtown today (no surprise but Obama already has three offices in about one mile span). There were Occupiers there. Some POS "Mother" brought her five-maybe six year old precious little girl and wrapped her up in that police tape but it happened to say 'occupy' in black letters on the yellow tape. The little girl just sat there on the corners as all these mental defect parasites chanted 'No Bain on Main' (the HQ is on Main St). One of the saddest things I've ever seen.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 07:16 PM (/gFsl)<p>

Trying this again. I'm assuming this is in Cinci? Where at? I'll be back in town for the next week and I like to amuse myself. </p>

Posted by: Big Zesty at May 24, 2012 03:59 PM (66pgZ)

128 Mitt takes the show on the road. Billed as the Pep boys Manny Mitt and Jack Donald TrumpMitt Romney and Newt Gingrich will be campaigning in Las Vegas next week at Trumps International Hotel.

Posted by: sonnyspats at May 24, 2012 04:00 PM (Qr9Rc)

129 I'm stealing that, dude. Sorry. Sometimes I just steal shit. Posted by: Scobface at May 24, 2012 07:51 PM (IoNBC) Putting a quip on a blog and not expecting it to be "recycled" is like putting a computer next to a dumpster with a sign on it saying "please do not take." In the latter case, sometimes it's the only way to get rid of the damned thing!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 24, 2012 04:00 PM (bxiXv)

130 127 The only creature I can imagine allowing Rosanne to put its dick in her mouth would be a tied up Tijuana donkey. Poor donkey. Posted by: gebrauchshund You might want to think more in terms of goats. I'm just sayin.'

Posted by: Tom Arnold at May 24, 2012 04:00 PM (IoNBC)

131 Beat out way back at #49...

Posted by: Gunslinger at May 24, 2012 04:00 PM (OyQf0)

132 Hey Kay in Maine ....yore a whooorre, ya friggin Maineiac!!!!

Posted by: Mary in Brattleboro VT at May 24, 2012 04:02 PM (7AT5J)

133 Trying this again. I'm assuming this is in Cinci? Where at? I'll be back in town for the next week and I like to amuse myself. </p>

Posted by: Big Zesty at May 24, 2012 07:59 PM (66pgZ)

Yeah its Cincy. And I think its on Main Street

Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2012 04:02 PM (GULKT)

134

Does anyone else remember the Annie Liebovitz photo of Rosanne and Tom rolling around in the mud like pigs?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 24, 2012 07:51 PM (piMMO)

Wow, talk about a buzzkill.

Posted by: ErikW at May 24, 2012 04:02 PM (VoqGt)

135 The bill we passed on curbing public employee benefits collective bargaining got shot down last fall -- big time. So yeah, this state sucks.

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I didn't know you were in Cincy, Lacey. I was born and raised there. I'm in SC now and for the last two decades, have been wanting to move back home. But the last few years have changed all that. I don't want to live in any shade of blue state. I don't know what the general mood is of everyone up there, but I'm not too giddy about the prospects. Blue collar, union heavy (or heavy enough).

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 24, 2012 04:02 PM (vOMX+)

136 The Dead Pool on AMC now. Dirty Harry at 1000.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 24, 2012 04:02 PM (piMMO)

137 Sample ballot? What the hell is a sample ballot? Oh. Yes. I vaguely recall that from all those years living in California.

Here in SC. You get to see the ballot on election day. Good luck knowing which asshole to vote for the school board or the city council.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 04:03 PM (O3R/2)

138 Oh sorry, I missed that and got distracted on twitter. Amanda Marcotte - oh don't even bet me started. Anyway, Yes, it's on Main St in between 6th and 7th.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 04:03 PM (/gFsl)

139 Mythically speaking, i banged Megan Fox.

Posted by: guywhobangedmegan at May 24, 2012 04:04 PM (IWocZ)

140 Speaking of libertarians. Anyone else hear Penn or Teller (the fat one I think--at least he sounded fat) so Penn? Anyway, did anyone else hear him on Hannity radio yesterday? That was weird.

Posted by: dagny at May 24, 2012 04:04 PM (Z5iSP)

141 133...Captain...rtrip planned, not till August...crazy busy now til then...sittin at the Lizard now drinkin...lets get a CLE meetup together...soon!!!!

Posted by: Mary in Brattleboro VT at May 24, 2012 04:04 PM (7AT5J)

142 Wow, talk about a buzzkill. **** Hey, I told you right up front what you were getting into.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 24, 2012 04:05 PM (piMMO)

143 Quoting: "...Obama campaign is going to p*** through their money in no time."

Shhhhhhh! One of Obama's minions might be lurking here.

Posted by: Mr_Write at May 24, 2012 04:05 PM (VJUQK)

144 have been wanting to move back home

^^^

Heh. I'm trying to get out. The Unions have such a stranglehold here. It's nauseating. Where did you grow up if you don't mind saying?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 04:05 PM (/gFsl)

145 Out Mary Sock!!!

Posted by: billygoat at May 24, 2012 04:05 PM (7AT5J)

146 148 Speaking of libertarians. Anyone else hear Penn or Teller (the fat one I think--at least he sounded fat) so Penn? Anyway, did anyone else hear him on Hannity radio yesterday? That was weird.

Posted by: dagny at May 24, 2012 08:04 PM (Z5iSP)

Penn is the one that talks so yeah it would have been him. Sometimes I find him interesting to listen to. Other times he's annoying.

Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2012 04:06 PM (GULKT)

147 It was popular for a while, then she took over control of it and it sank like a rock.

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I have to come clean and admit that the first few seasons are funny as shit. It was before she became so obviously deranged. The last few seasons, however, suck arse.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 24, 2012 04:06 PM (vOMX+)

148 sittin at the Lizard now drinkin...lets get a CLE meetup together...soon!!!!

Posted by: Mary in Brattleboro VT at May 24, 2012 08:04 PM (7AT5J)

Count me in for whenever. And change your sock.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2012 04:07 PM (piwNy)

149 Penn is fighting his "cognitive dissonance". He ranted the other day about "states rights." Holy Shit. State's Rights? He reminds me of David Mamet just before he joined us.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 04:08 PM (O3R/2)

150 The sidebar asks this question about the Pakistani doctor convicted of treason:
"How did the Pakistanis know his identity? More White House verbal incontinence?"

The video we released has his face in it plain as day. Repeatedly. As in: -absolutely- no thought of protecting him. One of the news shows was circling his head to show who they were talking about from the video released about a year ago.

Posted by: Al at May 24, 2012 04:08 PM (NDhQN)

151 Penn Jillette.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 04:09 PM (O3R/2)

152 Heh. I'm trying to get out. The Unions have such a stranglehold here. It's nauseating. Where did you grow up if you don't mind saying?

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Oh, trust me. I've done a complete turnaround on moving home. It's so awesome living in a red state. My family still lives there, so I get back home once a year. I grew up in the Kenwood/Deer Park area. Went to high school in Warren County. What part of the city do you live in? Wave 'hi' to Frampton for me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 24, 2012 04:09 PM (vOMX+)

153 Quoting: "Unfortunately, I heard him om Carolla's podcast, and the man is a borderline psychotic liberal."

Nah, I'd say full-board psychotic liberal...you'd have to be completely psycho to be married to someone like Barr, even if it was for a short time.

Posted by: Mr_Write at May 24, 2012 04:10 PM (VJUQK)

154 156......yah!!!...changed it! Too many IPAs......

Posted by: billygoat at May 24, 2012 04:10 PM (7AT5J)

155 Yeah. It's ugly to think about it. When they had bad sex, they (Tom and Roseanne) would blame Bush.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 04:11 PM (O3R/2)

156

Posted by: Joejm65 at May 24, 2012 07:42 PM (UZuc4)

Lol, that was @Sevenlayercake. I think she was shocked that Rosanne was *serious* about not understaning the concept of a primary. By the way, highly recommend @Sevenlayercake to anyone not following her already.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at May 24, 2012 04:12 PM (CQ1cz)

157 And change your sock.

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Yes, you never know when you might have an accident.

Posted by: Your Mother at May 24, 2012 04:12 PM (vOMX+)

158 ...you'd have to be completely psycho to be married to someone like Barr, even if it was for a short time. Oh, but you're so ignorant of the awesome goat pussy.

Posted by: Tom Arnold at May 24, 2012 04:12 PM (IoNBC)

159 Penn has a libertarian rant about drugs. The part where he talks about Obama "doin blow" et al and being in charge of a govt that would put you in jail for that and not getting the insanity of that was pretty good. Then he gets into an atheist thing and how he has never had a drink, a drug, nothing. The friggin thing was so weird with Sean popping in and out with his goofy brand of winger.

Posted by: dagny at May 24, 2012 04:12 PM (Z5iSP)

160 Well where you grew up Lady in Black, I'm very familiar. In fact I was at Kenwood today! And I think Frampton moved -- I assume he did out of state anyway. He and the Indian Hill lady friend of his got divorced.

Frampton bitched in '08 because he had Obama signs in his yard and they kept getting stolen - heh!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 04:13 PM (/gFsl)

161 Holy cow! I never realized that Jim Carey played the drugged out rocker in The Dead Pool!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 24, 2012 04:13 PM (piMMO)

162

Hey, I told you right up front what you were getting into.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 24, 2012 08:05 PM (piMMO)

Yeah but I didn't expect it be literal.

Mea culpa or caveat emptor or some shit.

Posted by: ErikW at May 24, 2012 04:13 PM (VoqGt)

163 One of my older brothers once said: "Most people get what they deserve."

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 04:14 PM (O3R/2)

164 Her looks improve as she ages. About 500 years from now, she'll look pretty normal.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 24, 2012 04:14 PM (DNzhk)

165 Anyone thinking of checking out the new sitcom "Men at Work" on TBS at 10 eastern tonight?

Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2012 04:16 PM (GULKT)

166 Anyone thinking of checking out the new sitcom "Men at Work" on TBS at 10 eastern tonight? *** Nope

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 24, 2012 04:17 PM (piMMO)

167 Frampton bitched in '08 because he had Obama signs in his yard and they kept getting stolen - heh! Aye fvwonth zthoo phuck yewww...

Posted by: Peter Framton with a Weird Tube in His Mouth at May 24, 2012 04:17 PM (IoNBC)

168 Penn Jillette also had a great show detailing the waste and fraud of "recycling."

Never did drugs or booze? But, other than comedy (which is enhanced by drugs and booze) has he ever been productive?

Fuck. This guy is a Puritan.

I am so grateful that my God is much more forgiving.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 04:18 PM (O3R/2)

169 The video we released has his face in it plain as day.

With a saner administration, I'd say something like that was very intentional spook op because we wanted him to get burned for various sundry other reasons after we'd squeezed the OBL op out of him.

This administration though? Incompetence.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 24, 2012 04:19 PM (DNzhk)

170 Well where you grew up Lady in Black, I'm very familiar. In fact I was at Kenwood today! And I think Frampton moved -- I assume he did out of state anyway. He and the Indian Hill lady friend of his got divorced.

Frampton bitched in '08 because he had Obama signs in his yard and they kept getting stolen - heh!
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Ah, Kenwood. My first car accident when I was 16 was in the Kenwood Mall parking lot. Good times...good times.

No kidding? I didn't hear he got divorced. Unfortunately, I knew of his Obama love. I followed him on FB for a while, until pitched a fit over someone driving around with a noose tied to their bumper. He attributed it to racism....or some such Obama hate. I dumped him after that.

Posted by: Your Mother at May 24, 2012 04:21 PM (vOMX+)

171 /sock

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 24, 2012 04:21 PM (vOMX+)

172 Cher on Twitter incoherently blaming the Tea Party for suicides.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 24, 2012 04:22 PM (6gk77)

173 " Heh. I'm trying to get out. The Unions have such a stranglehold here. It's nauseating. " Wait. You mean unions can wreck a state? Huh.

Posted by: Michigan at May 24, 2012 04:22 PM (/ifYF)

174 I didn't realize Frampton was an O-bot.

Me sad.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 24, 2012 04:22 PM (DNzhk)

175 Jealousy -

Remember the Roseanne Barr - Khalid Sheik Mohammed photoshop.

Which one would any man rather toss-off look at?

Posted by: Kermit T. Frog at May 24, 2012 04:23 PM (7MFxV)

176 179 Well... he does have a sex dungeon. Ohhhhhh!!!!

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at May 24, 2012 04:23 PM (7AT5J)

177 Cher on Twitter incoherently blaming the Tea Party for suicides.

The wrong one ran into the tree.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 24, 2012 04:23 PM (DNzhk)

178 175 Anyone thinking of checking out the new sitcom "Men at Work" on TBS at 10 eastern tonight? Oh. My. God. I'm so fucking there. Has anybody noticed my tits lately?

Posted by: Meggie Mac at May 24, 2012 04:24 PM (IoNBC)

179 C'mon, y'all. Who hasn't thought about dousing Roseanne Barr in sausage gravy and sucking the chunks out from between the salty folds of her Aphroditiesque physique?

Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2012 04:25 PM (ZN5qR)

180 I got no time for TV sitcoms -- I'm following the Joe Biden show 7x24

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 24, 2012 04:25 PM (DNzhk)

181 Speaking of Iowa, Obama was here today lying his hair off.

http://t.co/EEtF6ouR

"standing in the way of progress" sounds an awful lot like blaming reactionaries.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 24, 2012 04:26 PM (hO8IJ)

182 Sonny and Cher.

That was the beginning of the fallacy. She was the "wise Indian (feather) woman" He was the prototypical post-modern white male; worthy of abuse and ridicule.

So. It turns out that he was the smart one and she is the idiot.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 04:27 PM (O3R/2)

183 Never understood why you wouldn't at least try a drink or a beer just to see if you like it, what's the point of going through life never even trying a beer? Just seems pointless. Ted Nugent always says he's never had a drink either, seems kind of childish really and not something to be proud of.

Posted by: booger at May 24, 2012 04:27 PM (HI6wa)

184 Well of course, what better way to spend Memorial day weekend......I gotta get out of this state:

American Muslims who are disheartened by increasingly fervent attacks on sharia law are planning to assemble en masse this weekend to protest against what they fear are attempts to discriminate against their way of life. This weekend, 15,000 believers are expected to descent upon Hartford, Connecticut, for the 37th annual Islamic Circle of North America (ICNA) convention.

The Muslim American Society-sponsored conference, entitled, Â“Defending Religious Freedom: Understanding Shariah,Â” will take place from May 26-28. According to Religion News Service, the event is the second largest annual event for Muslims in the U.S., behind the Islamic Society of North AmericaÂ’s annual gathering (the latter event attracts 30,000+ people).

http://tinyurl.com/cu5hoyt

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2012 04:27 PM (X6akg)

185 CherÃ¾@cher

Having Sad Moment!Children committing suicide,Tparty Taking over USA?know They will Trash Me cause thats Their Modus Operandi.Got Big Girl G

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 24, 2012 04:28 PM (HethX)

186 Sex dungeons have gone mainstream due to Fifty Shades of Grey et al. The Red Room of Pain is passe.

Posted by: dagny at May 24, 2012 04:29 PM (Z5iSP)

187 >>Putting a quip on a blog and not expecting it to be "recycled" is like putting a computer next to a dumpster with a sign on it saying "please do not take."

I saw a good one Twitter today...LA banned plastic bags; didn't realize they hated Nancy Pelosi as much as the rest of us.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 24, 2012 04:29 PM (hO8IJ)

188 "C'mon, y'all. Who hasn't thought about dousing Roseanne Barr in sausage gravy and sucking the chunks out from between the salty folds of her Aphroditiesque physique?

Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2012 08:25 PM (ZN5qR)"[/]

Sorry. Cannibalism is off the menu.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 04:29 PM (O3R/2)

189 The Muslim American Society-sponsored conference, entitled,
Â“Defending Religious Freedom: Understanding Shariah,Â”

Here's a hint, you fucking jackasses, you can practice your religion here but you don't get to have your own legal system. Also fuck you.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at May 24, 2012 04:30 PM (Gk3SS)

190 off italics

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 04:30 PM (O3R/2)

191 Now I can't help but wonder what she would look like with a cock in her sandwich...

Posted by: ChrisValentine at May 24, 2012 04:30 PM (E9kgB)

192 Sex dungeons have gone mainstream due to Fifty Shades of Grey et al. The Red Room of Pain is passe. Posted by: dagny at May 24, 2012 08:29 PM (Z5iSP) ------------------------------------------------------ My woman has read all three books. My love hammer is about to fall off.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 24, 2012 04:30 PM (jucos)

193 The drinking thing is probably just where he came from. Penn did say that's where he came from too. My grandparents had never had a drink or touched a playing card. It was their culture. WWII sorta blew that out of the water by combining all parts of the country into massive conglomerations. Hell, my dad said he could tell where someone was from by how they ordered their eggs. That stuff is hard to shake. I can see how, if the war hadn't happened, that my parents would have been like my grandparents in those small towns and churches (not a bad thing really) and I would too.

Posted by: dagny at May 24, 2012 04:35 PM (Z5iSP)

194 202 Does seem to have that effect

Posted by: dagny at May 24, 2012 04:36 PM (Z5iSP)

195 199 Subtle but brilliant.

Posted by: wierd flunky at May 24, 2012 04:36 PM (tlhtD)

196 My grandparents moved from Philly to south Jersey during the Depression to live with relatives.

They thought it was another country...

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 24, 2012 04:37 PM (Dll6b)

197 Roseanne Barr. I'd hit that!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at May 24, 2012 04:39 PM (/izg2)

198 My parents rarely drank and never to excess.

But the guys that survived WWII came back ready to party. Las Vegas would not exist if those guys didn't want to drink themselves to death.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 04:39 PM (O3R/2)

199 Tom Arnold is NOT me! I'm NOT Tom Arnold! And I'm certainly NOT my much more talented much deader brother!

Posted by: Jim Belushi at May 24, 2012 04:39 PM (c3mby)

200 "What would Roseanne Barr look like with a **** in her mouth?"

Like Barney Frank with Anthony Wiener in his mouth?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 24, 2012 04:40 PM (vXwX5)

201 Men at work. Men. At work. Men. At. Fucking. Work. Men. Work. Workin' Men. Men, goddaMIT. Men with dicks. HaRD fuckin' men. HARD. See these tits?

Posted by: Meggie Mac at May 24, 2012 04:40 PM (IoNBC)

202 202 Does seem to have that effect Posted by: dagny at May 24, 2012 08:36 PM (Z5iSP) ------------------------------------------------------ The problem is that I am not in my 20's any longer.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 24, 2012 04:40 PM (jucos)

203 "The funniest thing to ever come ~~out of~~ in Roseanne Barr's mouth was Tom Arnold. How sad is that?"

FTFY, ace.

You're oh-so-welcome.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 24, 2012 04:43 PM (vXwX5)

204 C'mon. Let's talk about something else. How about Joe Biden? Will OShitfuck keep him?

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 04:45 PM (O3R/2)

205 Punching down: if you hit your dick, put it back in Roseanne's mouth and try again.

Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at May 24, 2012 04:45 PM (0XbWx)

206 Anyway,

Regarding Hustler: ignore it.

That scum feeds off of controversy. Conservatives fall into the same trap over and over: either some magazine cover, or some stupid movie: we always make a huge hit out of some mediocrity by publicizing their "outrageous" BS.

Let's not help Flynt sell more magazines.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 24, 2012 04:46 PM (vXwX5)

207 Where is everyone? It's a ghost town around here. I could make a penis joke about "You know who" and nobody would care.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 04:46 PM (O3R/2)

208 214 C'mon. Let's talk about something else. How about Joe Biden? Will OShitfuck keep him?

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 08:45 PM (O3R/2)

How about Barry Obama? Will America be stupid enough to keep him?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 24, 2012 04:47 PM (vXwX5)

209 (((Voldemort)))

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 04:47 PM (O3R/2)

210 The Hustler this is just the latest "SQUIRREL" thrown at us by the left. I would rather pay attention to the left destroying the country. I am now of the mind that left and right can no longer occupy the same country.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 24, 2012 04:48 PM (jucos)

211 But the guys that survived WWII came back ready to party. Las Vegas would not exist if those guys didn't want to drink themselves to death.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 08:39 PM (O3R/2)

WWII is what caused my dad to stop drinking (and also settle down and get married).

Different case, though, because he'd spent his life as a cowboy, and was drafted when he was 35.

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 24, 2012 04:48 PM (Qxe/p)

212 Here's a hint, you fucking jackasses, you can practice your religion here but you don't get to have your own legal system.

Islam isn't a religion. Its a set of blueprints for a self contained xenophobic society, of which religion is only one small aspect.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 24, 2012 04:49 PM (DNzhk)

213 Did you know Roseanne Barr was actually cute when she was younger?

Back in the early '90's she and Tom Arnold (who was born here in Iowa) set out to build the largest house in the state. They threw a couple of million dollars into it and then abandoned it when they divorced.

The wreckage sat for ten years, concrete crumbling, insulation flapping in the breeze. It was finally torn down a few years ago.

Every time I think of Roseanne, the only thing that crosses my mind is "What a waste!"

Posted by: creeper at May 24, 2012 04:51 PM (gre5a)

214 CC, I use to work and have a clue about the pulse of the electorate. I am retired now. I live in a very small bubble. I was surprised when the foreign student with an SAT lower than mine got elected.

Will America be stupid enough to re-elect him? You tell me.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 04:51 PM (O3R/2)

215 Islam isn't a religion. Its a set of blueprints for a self contained xenophobic society, of which religion is only one small aspect.

Well, yes, but I was being polite.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at May 24, 2012 04:51 PM (Gk3SS)

216 221 Truck, I for one will not compromise with these fucks. America for all its faults, is as good as it gets. If the decent people that are still here can undo the damage being done by the home grown enemies that seem to be everywhere.

Posted by: wierd flunky at May 24, 2012 04:53 PM (tlhtD)

217 The problem is that I am not in my 20's any longer.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 24, 2012 08:40 PM (jucos)

Suck. it. up

Having the same problem here. Swears he needs a "recovery day." Please, where was my recovery day in 1986? Huh?

Posted by: dagny at May 24, 2012 04:54 PM (Z5iSP)

218 I'm talkin' HARD fuckin' men. Will somebody--anyfuckingbody--please fuck me? I mean, godamn, it's not like I'm a fuckin' nobody or something that nobody wants to fuck. My daddy used to be an important man. I used to get some dick. Have you looked at my tits lately?

Posted by: Meggie Mac at May 24, 2012 04:55 PM (IoNBC)

219 Islam is the religion of crap. Everything about it is bullshit. What is in that black box? A fucking meteorite? You worship a meteorite?

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 04:55 PM (O3R/2)

220 Miss Lacy! I grew up in Cincy

Yes, to my perpetual shame, I was born a damn Yankee. I take solace in the fact that Cincinnati was for a long time the most Southern Yankee city.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, pondering if Barky is a pitcher or a catcher in the bathhouse at May 24, 2012 04:55 PM (eQnzo)

221

Islam=Suicide/Murder cult

Pretty clear to me.

Posted by: wierd flunky at May 24, 2012 04:57 PM (tlhtD)

222 231 You could get one of those things that fold out of the wall like an ironing board. Call it a sex shelf. Ergonomic but you have to put it through OSHA

Posted by: dagny at May 24, 2012 04:57 PM (Z5iSP)

223 Cincinnati made a LOT of money in the Civil War. Don't be proud.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 04:59 PM (O3R/2)

224 Islam and facts/reality do not mix. Where are the statistics of death, both murder and suicide, to bolster the "truth," and who, if anybody would even fucking care?

Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2012 05:02 PM (ZN5qR)

225 235 Then when you move you can take it with you or let it convey.

Posted by: dagny at May 24, 2012 05:03 PM (Z5iSP)

226 I hope nothing I've said here sounds like I'm desperate for somebody to fuck me like a goat.

Posted by: Meggie Mac at May 24, 2012 05:04 PM (IoNBC)

227 btw, if Ace gets sued, I cannot but think that there will thousands of us pouring money into his coffers for legal defense.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 05:04 PM (O3R/2)

228 236 You better believe the Good Lord cares, Fritz. And I guarantee He IS keeping score.

Posted by: wierd flunky at May 24, 2012 05:05 PM (tlhtD)

229 Did Megs say something that brought about this sock puppetry?I missed it if she did.

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2012 05:07 PM (7W3wI)

230

Islam isn't a religion. Its a set of blueprints for a self contained xenophobic society, of which religion is only one small aspect.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 24, 2012 08:49 PM (DNzhk)

I confess that I know nothing about Islam, mostly because they're evil and I know they want me dead and that's all I need to know.

If there's an "Islam for People They're Trying to Kill" reference available, I'd be grateful.

Posted by: ErikW at May 24, 2012 05:07 PM (sXeZD)

231 When I was young, I learned about the "Song of Roland". When my daughter was young she read "Bless me Ultima".

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 05:08 PM (O3R/2)

232 242 Check out "thereligionofpeace.com"

Posted by: wierd flunky at May 24, 2012 05:10 PM (tlhtD)

233
Will somebody--anyfuckingbody--please fuck me?
Posted by: Meggie Mac

Not even if it would help the Space Program.
Posted by: Woody Allen - The Standup Years

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 24, 2012 05:10 PM (kdS6q)

234 I grew up in the Kenwood/Deer Park area. Went to high school in Warren County. What part of the city do you live in? Wave 'hi' to Frampton for me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 24, 2012 08:09 PM (vOMX+)

************

Kenwood/Madeira. Miss the hell out of La Rosa's and Graeter's. Can get Skyline frozen at Wal-Mart, or fresh when we visit the boat in St. Pete

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, pondering if Barky is a pitcher or a catcher in the bathhouse at May 24, 2012 05:11 PM (eQnzo)

235 ErikW:

This is Robert Spencer of Jihad Watch: http://tinyurl.com/aeqgg

He has some basic info on Islam until today and also keeps track of their current plans and acts.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 24, 2012 05:12 PM (CP+yl)

236 Islam: A phoney, if he ever existed, writes bullshit revelations from the Angel Jabreel (Gabriel, you know, the same one that appeared to Mary at the "Annunciation").

The Arabs have tried to usurp the role of the Jews as the "chosen people".

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 05:13 PM (O3R/2)

237 Meggie, Meggie, Meggie. I weigh 330 and have a 56 inch waist, we'd never get close enough to each other.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 24, 2012 05:13 PM (CP+yl)

238 156......yah!!!...changed it! Too many IPAs......

Posted by: billygoat at May 24, 2012 08:10 PM (7AT5J)

Which Lizard are you at? I just stopped by the Miles one 'cause I was in the neighborhood but didn't see you.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2012 05:13 PM (piwNy)

239 btw, the poor Indonesians, Pakistanis, etc. They are not Arabs. They will never truly understant "holy scripture" .

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 05:15 PM (O3R/2)

240 I confess that I know nothing about Islam

I was stuck overnight in an airport years ago and passed the time reading the Koran cover to cover, every word, in the airport chapel.

The Koran is about 60% innocuous, 30% incomprehensible babble, and 10% scary shit.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 24, 2012 05:18 PM (DNzhk)

241 @251: non-Arabic Moslems are actually expected to learn Arabic just so they can read the Koran.

And screw the spell check for telling me I misspelled Moslem.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 24, 2012 05:21 PM (vXwX5)

242 The Arabs have tried to usurp the role of the Jews as the "chosen people".

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 09:13 PM (O3R/2)

Exactly.

Mohammed was an obvious grifter, but he had a good sense for the fact a religion dedicated to conquest could bind the Arabs into a formidable power.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 24, 2012 05:23 PM (vXwX5)

243

Posted by: wierd flunky at May 24, 2012 09:10 PM (tlhtD)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 24, 2012 09:12 PM (CP+yl)

Thanks and thanks.

For some reason I'm trying to wrap my head around why someone would blow up a discotheque or why a couple terrorists on a motorcyle would ride up next to a car in heavy traffic and shoot a politician to death before zipping away.

It's probably an impossible task but, um, it tasks me. For better or worse.

Posted by: ErikW at May 24, 2012 05:24 PM (sXeZD)

244 Sonny and Cher.

That was the beginning of the fallacy. She was the "wise Indian (feather) woman" He was the prototypical post-modern white male; worthy of abuse and ridicule.

So. It turns out that he was the smart one and she is the idiot.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 08:27 PM (O3R/2)

Yeah she married Gregg Allman; just fucking brilliant.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2012 05:25 PM (piwNy)

245 234 Cincinnati made a LOT of money in the Civil War. Don't be proud.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 08:59 PM (O3R/2)

***********

There was no "civil war"

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, pondering if Barky is a pitcher or a catcher in the bathhouse at May 24, 2012 05:26 PM (eQnzo)

246 There is also the theory that Muhammed is a fictional character.

The first conquerors of Syria in the 6th century AD (I refuse to use CE) claimed to be "Hagarites" The Islam fiction came later.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 05:30 PM (O3R/2)

247 No Civil War? Would the almost 1 million dead prefer that the "War between the States" didn't happen?

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 05:32 PM (O3R/2)

248 I had kin on both sides.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 05:33 PM (O3R/2)

249 I wonder if we should fund a scientific study to discover if there are any depths beyond those to which the Democrats have sunk. It might be where we find Nyarlathotep.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 24, 2012 05:36 PM (i0App)

250 I watched the Newt vid with Tingles before I realized the take line said it was a snooze. Having watched it I concur with the tag line. I wish I read instructions more thoroughly.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 24, 2012 05:51 PM (JKNDp)

251 It might be where we find Nyarlathotep.

Or Jimmy Hoffa stuffed in a 55gal drum loaded with concrete...

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 24, 2012 05:54 PM (DNzhk)

252 I have to say that I'm confused. Yesterday we got this soliloquy by Ace about how evil the people were who didn't try to do something to help Kitty Genovese. How cowards die a thousand deaths. You know; into the breech my brothers. N' stuff.

That was yesterday.

Today it's all 'softly softly catchee monkee'. WTF?

He's either going to target you or not. Trying to set up some 'pristine' situation so that you've got a chance at .. What?

He's not interested in winning. He's interested in getting your name and address and harassing you. Plus how could you clean up this blog? This blog was FOUNDED on irreverence and profanity. And thank you and God for it.

The way to get to guys like Kimberlin is to make them angry so they do stupid things and overreach themselves. He's what's known as a high functioning sociopath. He's smart, he's connected and he feels he can get away with anything. Because so far he has.

I understand that YOU might be realizing what you could lose in this battle and are having second thoughts and thinking of ways to preserve what you have.

That's why I made my declaration to him.

I actually do hope he does sue me or try to. I will then know where HE lives and who HE does business with. I intend to use every bit of information that can be gotten from the discovery process against him and those who aid and support him. If he tries to harass me, he'll have a problem. I live a singular life so I welcome the distraction of his attention. He'll not find me defenseless.

Can't tiptoe around in a mine field; it's a waste of time. Pick your path and hope for the best.

(I'd appreciate a heads up if a court order is served on you to release any info you have about my web address but you do what you have to.)

And: Brett Kimberlin; please read this: http://tinyurl.com/blrae5u

Drive on.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 24, 2012 05:59 PM (CP+yl)

253 Long as we're on Roseanne, looks like it's time to bust out Tom Arnold's slam on her.

Seems some time back when they were in the process of divorcing, she disparaged the size of his manhood. Tom's response: "Even a 747 looks small when it's crashing in the Grand Canyon..."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 24, 2012 06:01 PM (opLk0)

254 Poor tom had to rub his dick on one side and hope the other side got jealous and closed the gap.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 24, 2012 06:06 PM (CP+yl)

255 Speaking of old jokes . . .

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 24, 2012 06:07 PM (CP+yl)

256 "Parents can spend a fortune feeding, clothing and educating their children. Now, itÂ’s time for the kids to give back, says the Pennsylvania law which is being used to hold children liable for their parentsÂ’ expensive medical bills."

http://tinyurl.com/dyhfyta

Posted by: fan at May 24, 2012 07:10 PM (oZfic)

257 "$3 Raffle Ticket Can Win You Dinner With Mitt and Donald"

http://tinyurl.com/cgzmrad

Posted by: fan at May 24, 2012 07:24 PM (oZfic)

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