August 17, 2012
American Crossroads Makes Its Case For Biden
— andy Is Joe Biden just a great Vice-President? Or is he the Greatest Vice-President Ever!?
A new ad from American Crossroads tries to answer that question ...
Bonus footage: My all-time favorite Biden clip.
(everything other than the moot court point is a lie)
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Strange idea: A post about Biden being referred to as "content."
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 17, 2012 05:09 AM (wZI4b)
Posted by: Thorvald at August 17, 2012 05:11 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: JC at August 17, 2012 05:11 AM (KDDG+)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at August 17, 2012 05:12 AM (Ho2rs)
Drudge has a link to a story entitled "Prehistoric Human Brain Found Pickled In Bog". There must be a Biden joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 17, 2012 05:13 AM (HethX)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 17, 2012 05:13 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 17, 2012 05:14 AM (8y9MW)
I'd just like to take a moment to share my favorite excerpt from Jonah Goldberg's NRO column, because it's just so true.
"...sometimes it is very easy to imagine [Joe Biden] at the mental hospital, dressed in stained white PJs, standing on a card table and explaining how the shortage of lime Jell-O is “literally the greatest outrage to be visited on mankind” since the orderlies took away his fern."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 05:14 AM (4df7R)
was my favorite saturday morning show when i was little........"
"Run Joey, run Joey, run Joey run!
Run joey run joey..."
Dang, that was a pretty bad theme song, wasn't it?
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at August 17, 2012 05:14 AM (ksERZ)
I knew that clip of Biden and Jason Mattera would be somewhere in there!!! That was fucking classic!
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 05:15 AM (GQ8sn)
Frankly, I'd rather run against Obama/Biden or Obama/Clinton than Obama/Bidet.
With Obama/Bidet, at least one of them is considered of use.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 17, 2012 05:15 AM (8y9MW)
You have to give Joe one thing. He is not an evil idiot, say like the JEF or any of the other hard core leftist baby murders.
Posted by: sTevo's work around at work. at August 17, 2012 05:15 AM (WeQar)
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 17, 2012 09:09 AM (wZI4b)
When I say "Content," I mean, "Not an open thread." We have to be thankful for the little things. 
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 05:15 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 17, 2012 05:15 AM (JxMoP)
But Jonah Goldberg pointed out recently that almost everything that followed was a lie.
Posted by: AmishDude at August 17, 2012 05:16 AM (T0NGe)
You should meet the receptionist where I work. Every day is a daily battle to not point out what a moron she is.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 05:18 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: sTevo's work around at work. at August 17, 2012 05:19 AM (WeQar)
The deuce you say!
Posted by: Chubbles Jhosnon at August 17, 2012 05:19 AM (M8BJV)
Posted by: Baldy at August 17, 2012 05:23 AM (opS9C)
Posted by: Tom Cullen's Lawyers at August 17, 2012 05:24 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Spiro Agnew at August 17, 2012 05:24 AM (05RcU)
* decorates the entire interior of my house with Visa credit cards *
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 05:25 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 17, 2012 05:25 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2012 05:26 AM (05RcU)
He is the greatest vice-president...but only for certain types of greatness.
Entertainment.
Idoicy.
Gaffes.
etc.
Posted by: Mikey NTH is waiting on the weekend at August 17, 2012 05:26 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: J Biden at August 17, 2012 05:28 AM (ff2kT)
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 17, 2012 05:29 AM (RD7QR)
Ancient Brains. I smell a new "History" Channel series.
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 17, 2012 05:29 AM (7DJeT)
I have a big f***in' brain and y'all are just jealous.
Posted by: Joe "the Brain" Biden at August 17, 2012 05:30 AM (YQHqe)
Dude, don't look at me. I have some standards.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a joint appointment with Osama Bin Laden and Ted Kennedy.
Posted by: The Devil at August 17, 2012 05:30 AM (8y9MW)
OK, go ahead. Take the brown one out of the box marked 'Crayola'
Posted by: Secret Service stuffed with cupcakes at August 17, 2012 05:31 AM (z9HTb)
Not enough people in this society are told how stupid they really are.
Posted by: AmishDude at August 17, 2012 05:31 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Vic at August 17, 2012 05:31 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - going to plaid at August 17, 2012 05:33 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2012 05:33 AM (vcP99)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at August 17, 2012 05:33 AM (Ho2rs)
Why not "The Devil and Dan'l Webster and Joe Biden"? I think I might write it myself.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 17, 2012 05:33 AM (HethX)
Posted by: Midaz at August 17, 2012 05:34 AM (ff2kT)
You know, I'm thinking I'm wanting a soul back about right now......the stupid in him just burns, just like when I get done with Saddam and Stalin most afternoons
Posted by: Satan, Lord of Darkness esq. at August 17, 2012 05:35 AM (61BD9)
It's family lore than I am 1/32 intelligent.
Posted by: Joe Honest Injun Biden at August 17, 2012 05:35 AM (YQHqe)
Slim pickins.
Posted by: sTevo's work around at work. at August 17, 2012 05:36 AM (WeQar)
No, she really can't. Because, and this has been demonstrated, she's too stupid to be vindictive correctly.
Trust me, it's weapons-grade stupidity and it comes with a race card for extra deliciousness.
Why yes, she is a member of a union. How did you know????
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 05:37 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Slow Joe the Wonder Dog at August 17, 2012 05:37 AM (fscec)
Posted by: Chubbles Jhosnon at August 17, 2012 05:37 AM (M8BJV)
Now that's a story I want to hear.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 17, 2012 05:38 AM (8y9MW)
it's one of the best-preserved ancient brains in the world.
I think I have a much higher IQ than that ancient brain, I suspect.
Posted by: Joey Biden, riding the short bus to the train station at August 17, 2012 05:39 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: DaveA at August 17, 2012 05:39 AM (DVJEd)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - going to plaid at August 17, 2012 05:39 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: midaz at August 17, 2012 05:40 AM (ff2kT)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2012 05:40 AM (rPA5/)
RE: the ancient brain.
Think we can figure out, through careful study and hi-resolution imaging, what type of bow the brain's ancient owner would have preferred?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 05:41 AM (4df7R)
After Obama loses Biden will be Obama's excuse.
Cracker Joe - what can he not do?
Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2012 05:42 AM (Ky1+e)
Posted by: J Biden at August 17, 2012 05:42 AM (ff2kT)
Not to tear open old wounds, nor to say it would've been [much] better, BUT:
I kept hearing hearing from Leftards throughout 2008 that their primary difficulty with Sarah Palin was that she was inexperienced and McCain was old, so they expected he wouold kick it and Sarah was going to be POTUS and HORRORS!!1! It was a "polite" way of saying they hated her.
Well, here we are. McCain is still around and Sarah would've grown in office. Maybe not that much better an admin because of McRINO but probably not half as embarassing as Glue-sniffin' Joey B.
Posted by: Uterus Cannon at August 17, 2012 05:44 AM (3ZtZW)
We moved into a new office with security locks in January. they require a smart card (also your ID) to enter, or a PIN. She is the keeper of the master PIN.
Since she has a perpetual chip on her shoulder any slight - mostly perceived because none are real (I work with great people) - is responded to with some elaborate plan to get even. Her plan for several folks was to lock them out of the office and not let them back in if they had to use the bathroom.
She thought the door wasn't working right because people were still getting back in the office. So she got up to check the locks and why her "master plan" wasn't working.
She locked herself out.
Five times in the space of 30 minutes.
Remember, she has her ID with her, AND access to the master PIN.
Bright girl.
There are a lot of other stories in that vein.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 05:44 AM (sbV1u)
I unfollowed the person from my newsfeed for fear teh stupid would leak out of the Internet and onto my keyboard, but I'm thinking I should refollow for reasons of sole entertainment.
Posted by: Filly at August 17, 2012 05:44 AM (flZ3r)
Second, high IQ correlates negatively with polysci and legal education.
HEY!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go walk into that wall.
I was going to be offended. Then I remembered my law school transcripts.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 05:45 AM (da5Wo)
Don't piss off the receptionist. Even if she's stupid she can make things unpleasant for you at work.
True. Of course, my problem with idiot receptionists (and I've worked as a receptionist) is that they give ALL receptionists a bad name. Like anything else, people don't remember the GOOD receptionists who are on-the-ball with getting people checked in, directing them to the elevators or the appropriate offices, taking messages and relaying phone calls to the correct individuals, etc. Oh no. People always remember the IDIOT receptionists who spend an hour on the phone with their whining daughter or their airhead best friend while there's someone standing at the window, slowly turning purple with rage at being ignored.
A pox on stupid receptionists.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 05:45 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 17, 2012 05:45 AM (7DJeT)
Posted by: Ohioom Dan at August 17, 2012 05:46 AM (JKNDp)
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2012 05:46 AM (TLokJ)
She locked herself out.
Five times in the space of 30 minutes.
Jill? Is that you?
Posted by: Joey Brains at August 17, 2012 05:46 AM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 17, 2012 05:47 AM (Ec6wH)
That's because they have the American Express Black Race Card.
No limit.
Never leave home without it.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 05:48 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 09:44 AM (sbV1u)
Oh God. *facepalm* That is some nuclear grade stupidity.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 05:48 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Vic at August 17, 2012 05:48 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: president o'bumbles at August 17, 2012 05:48 AM (vDl/w)
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2012 05:49 AM (TLokJ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 17, 2012 09:47 AM (Ec6wH)
Well, give it to us straight.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 17, 2012 05:49 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Uterus Cannon at August 17, 2012 05:50 AM (3ZtZW)
I told you so. I hate unions in general, but she is the reason I REALLY hate public sector unions. She has the most chill job in the office, and still can't get it right.
....and yes, her screen saver is the official White House portrait of the Obama family.
She can figure out how to make that her wallpaper, but she can't figure out a cipher lock. She probably forgets how to breathe every so often.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 05:51 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2012 05:52 AM (vcP99)
She can figure out how to make that her wallpaper, but she can't figure out a cipher lock. She probably forgets how to breathe every so often.
Damn the "every so often"
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 05:52 AM (da5Wo)
>>She probably forgets how to breathe every so often.
I keep a rubber around my wrist so I don't forget. And it's yellow so I remember... waitasec. Um. Let me get my post-it.
Posted by: Uterus Cannon at August 17, 2012 05:53 AM (3ZtZW)
This is true of most support jobs, though. You never notice the good ones- part of being good is not being noticed. You always notice the bad ones, though, and you remember them.
It's certainly true in IT.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 17, 2012 05:54 AM (8y9MW)
If it is negative, does that mean that someone even dimmer is a megaBiden, or a milliBiden? Is that scenario even possible?
Posted by: pep at August 17, 2012 05:54 AM (YXmuI)
Posted by: Uterus Cannon at August 17, 2012 09:53 AM (3ZtZW)
Is it a Magnum, or do you have skinny wrists?
Posted by: yinzer at August 17, 2012 05:54 AM (/Mla1)
I'll see your JEF/Worf/Punishments screensaver and raise you a "Visions of Barack Obama" calendar, which was 12 solid months of misty watercolor SCOAMF imagery. January featured him walking alone and SCOAMFY on the beach.
Posted by: Filly at August 17, 2012 05:54 AM (flZ3r)
Rasmussen poll.
It goes up and down faster than a $5 hooker's head on a dick.
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 05:54 AM (GQ8sn)
I don't think the Rasmussen poll is particularly bad. Here's the deets:
The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Friday shows President Obama attracting support from 46% of voters nationwide, while Mitt Romney earns the vote from 45%. Three percent (3%) prefer some other candidate, and six percent (6%) are undecided.
This is the first time in 10 days that Obama has had the lead.
New polling shows Romney up two points in Florida and up one in Paul RyanÂ’s home state of Wisconsin. In Ohio, the candidates are tied at 45% each. All three are among the 12 states with 156 Electoral Voters rated either Toss-Ups or Leaners in the Rasmussen Reports Electoral College Projections.
Matchup results are updated daily at 9:30 a.m. Eastern (sign up for free daily e-mail update).
*shrug* Obama's got a one percentage point lead over Romney. That's well within the MOE, and with 6% undecided (squishy losers).
Link in nic
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 05:55 AM (4df7R)
First off: up by 1 is a statistical dead-heat, I'm not terribly concerned.
Second: the trend is the other direction, this could simply be noise.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 17, 2012 05:56 AM (8y9MW)
It's certainly true in IT.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 17, 2012 09:54 AM (8y9MW)
Gah, tell me about it.
What always amazes me is how the really bad ones in ANY field are always the ones who end up staying there for decades. You'd think after enough complaints even a Union stooge would at least get TRANSFERRED.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 05:56 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: JC at August 17, 2012 09:11 AM (KDDG+)
"Illness" needed to be contracted before Memorial Day, "acute myocardial infarction " is the way Barry gets Plugs off the ticket now...
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 17, 2012 05:57 AM (8BaAK)
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 09:54 AM (GQ8sn)
And for $5, I'm sure s/he doesn't care very much if s/he uses too much teeth.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 05:58 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: USA at August 17, 2012 05:59 AM (6Cjut)
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 17, 2012 09:57 AM
Joe has a history of cerebrovascular accidents.
Posted by: huerfano at August 17, 2012 05:59 AM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 05:59 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - going to plaid at August 17, 2012 05:59 AM (VtjlW)
>>Is it a Magnum, or do you have skinny wrists?
STFU I can't type with this rubber thing on anymoar. Imma take away your ID door thing passcode. U goona get it
Posted by: Uterus Cannon at August 17, 2012 06:00 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 06:01 AM (9TTOe)
Ahhhh....no. While I might admit to the occasional hog farming back in my ute (panties required as proof!) I wouldn't be going there.
How's a 59 year-old black woman with an attitude who bathes in perfume every day grab ya?
Seriously, it's so much that it makes your eyes water.
Don't ask her to wear less either. That's racist.
No kiddin'
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 06:01 AM (sbV1u)
The man plagiarized Neil Kinnock.
Throw everything else out. Everything. And think about that sentence.
Like the wirtings of Lovecraft's mad Arab Abdul Alhazred, if you think about it long enough it will drive you mad.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2012 06:01 AM (B+qrE)
Just think of the damage she could cause at the M and Ms factory picking out the W defects.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:02 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at August 17, 2012 06:03 AM (nZvGM)
Posted by: J Biden at August 17, 2012 06:03 AM (ff2kT)
"Trust me, it's weapons-grade stupidity and it comes with a race card for extra deliciousness."
What was that? Shhhh...I heard something....
Posted by: Toowray at August 17, 2012 06:08 AM (QjSgY)
Posted by: CERN at August 17, 2012 06:08 AM (ff2kT)
We had a "professional standards" policy memo issued a few years back by management. It was totally innocuous standard boilerplate stuff like dress code, business card layout, office policy on returning phone calls, etc.
You know, just stuff everyone that anyone with a minimal degree of professionalism would known. But hey, you issue the memo anyway because it's good to have a general record.
She filed an EO complaint because she thought everything about dress code an hygiene, and phone messages was directed personally at her. There are 41 people in this agency....but it was all about her.
You should have seen the look on the Director's face. It was like he had never encountered that degree of idiocy before.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 06:09 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 17, 2012 06:09 AM (8U1b1)
>>Looks like Ryan wasn't a very good pick.
Reserving judgement on that. I expect to soee any bounce to appear after debates.
Posted by: Uterus Cannon at August 17, 2012 06:09 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - going to plaid at August 17, 2012 09:59 AM (VtjlW)
Oh Jeezy, that sounds so very similar to my own experience, and for even LESS work than you.
I was working as a secretary in my state's Health and Human Services department. The program I was with at the time had to put together a fairly sizeable report to present to the Feds and to distribute to local shareholders. They sent me the finished text and asked me to make it "look pretty." So I did what I could, made the formatting uniform, added some graphic elements where appropriate, and sent it back.
A month later, I got an official Certificate of Appreciation from the HHS Commissioner in a lovely leather certificate holder, along with a letter of appreciation.
Again, for DOING. MY. DAMN. JOB.
I don't think folks realize how insulting it can be to get such high praise for doing something that any idiot could do. It's kind of like saying, "Wow, you did such a great job stapling all those papers! Here's a cookie!" I mean, holy Christmas, what do I get if I actually do something HARD, like make twenty photocopies of massive, sixty page contracts that have to be downtown to Administrative Services by 10am, it's already 9am, and the photocopier keeps jamming? A gold-plated Rolls Royce?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 06:10 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Nukie the Game Show Host at August 17, 2012 06:10 AM (yU1Dt)
Right. Within the margin of error on one day.
You work for a "climate science" data gathering group, don't you? Thinking your last name might be Hansen.
How'd that Wisconsin recall thingy turn out for you again?
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at August 17, 2012 06:11 AM (ksERZ)
Posted by: toldyaso at August 17, 2012 06:11 AM (LXlcC)
>>>Rasmussen. Obama now up by 1 after a negative four.
If you are going to chase polls, make sure there is a stripper on them.
Posted by: Roy at August 17, 2012 06:11 AM (VndSC)
Some years ago, we migrated over from Lotus Notes to Microsoft Outlook. Standard type stuff for the IT peeps. The lady in our dept who helped coordinate it with the IT pros (not doing any of the actual work herself) got a $1000 bonus award.
A lot of people were like "WTF!?!?!". I certainly was.
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 06:11 AM (GQ8sn)
Then you too feel my pain.
I thought when I came to DoD I had left that behind at DOL. Ummmm....nope.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 06:12 AM (sbV1u)
"Illness" needed to be contracted before Memorial
Day, "acute myocardial infarction " is the way Barry gets Plugs off the
ticket now...
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 17, 2012 09:57 AM
Watch it, Bill. Hillary might need you to get that "illness" to gracefully extricate herself from this administration.
Posted by: 66chevelle at August 17, 2012 06:12 AM (QjSgY)
Posted by: maddogg at August 17, 2012 06:12 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Jean at August 17, 2012 06:12 AM (WkuV6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2012 06:12 AM (05RcU)
New Obama Ad: The "Non-Partison" group AARP says Obamacare with stengthen medicare. The cuts were taken not from old people but from doctors and insurance companies. I look for AARP membership to take another hit. It almost makes me wish I was a member so I could quit them.
Posted by: Ohioom Dan at August 17, 2012 06:12 AM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 17, 2012 06:13 AM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:13 AM (d5fLT)
Hiccup in the comments? 116 just went to 126 while I commented...
I think the Matrix just changed something.
Posted by: Uterus Cannon at August 17, 2012 06:14 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 17, 2012 06:15 AM (Ec6wH)
Uh... what? How? How does this make sense? Someone please explain the rotted pretzel logic here...
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at August 17, 2012 06:15 AM (ksERZ)
I never would have imagined that combination of words arranged in that order before.
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 06:15 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:15 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 06:15 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Joe HighQ Biden at August 17, 2012 06:16 AM (aZ6ew)
I would rather have seen the headline:
Pussy Riot Sentenced to Sean Bannion
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 06:16 AM (sbV1u)
That is the band's name. No idea if they are any good. But they took a stand against Vlad Putin, the protest thing, got arrested, and now two years in prison.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:17 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: maddogg at August 17, 2012 06:17 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Elizabethe from elsewhere at August 17, 2012 06:17 AM (m5oY9)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2012 06:18 AM (05RcU)
Posted by: ontherocks at August 17, 2012 06:18 AM (aZ6ew)
Maybe in a peat bog with Biden's superior brain.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:18 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: KGB at August 17, 2012 06:19 AM (05RcU)
@134- "The cuts were taken not from old people but from doctors and insurance companies."
Uh... what? How? How does this make sense? Someone please explain the rotted pretzel logic here...
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at August 17, 2012 10:15 AM (ksERZ)
It's the same idiot logic that the Dems use when it comes to "taxing the oil companies" or any other business or industry. "We're not going to put the tax on the consumer; we're going to put it on the producer!" They conveniently ignore that the producers don't just say, "Oh, well, we'll just take that added tax burden out of our profits." What they DO is either go out of business or jack up prices, which directly affects... THE CONSUMER.
This is because regressives are idiots. Dangerous, evil idiots.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 06:19 AM (4df7R)
Yes because doctors and insurance companies never pass their costs on to the consumer. Never!
Have any of these people ever taken a course in economics?!?!?
Reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Kramer turns in a report to the boss and he says, "It's like you have no business training at all."
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 06:19 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 06:19 AM (9TTOe)
Poor Joe's getting slapped around so much I'm starting to feel sorry for him. I"m thinking about sending him a case of crayons.
Posted by: c6 dave at August 17, 2012 06:19 AM (I08eI)
That is the band's name. No idea if they are any good. But they took a stand against Vlad Putin, the protest thing, got arrested, and now two years in prison.
Oh I know. Saw the pic on Drudge. Poor girls, no one deserves that just for playing music. Vlad obviously has a small dick.
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 06:20 AM (GQ8sn)
Aye! And as long as I have a face, she'll always have a place to sit, begorra!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 06:21 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:21 AM (d5fLT)
Poor Joe's getting slapped around so much I'm starting to feel sorry for him. I"m thinking about sending him a case of crayons.
Posted by: c6 dave at August 17, 2012 10:19 AM (I08eI)
If you really care, they will be high fiber crayons.
Posted by: maddogg at August 17, 2012 06:21 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 06:22 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:22 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: maddogg at August 17, 2012 06:22 AM (OlN4e)
Ah, I see you've worked with her before. Let's compare notes and cry in our beer together.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 06:22 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at August 17, 2012 10:15 AM (4df7R)
troldyaso always likes to bring his shiny new toy here to show it off. Just humor him and tell him it's nice.
Posted by: 66chevelle at August 17, 2012 06:22 AM (QjSgY)
For some reason, I am now extremely interested in finding out more about Pussy Riot.
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 06:23 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:23 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 06:25 AM (9TTOe)
They sell skimpy thongs that you can cover with writing and pictures. Not sure they'd have a reason for outrage.
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 06:25 AM (GQ8sn)
Probably get a lot of Moron sales if I make on Cafe Press t-shirts that read 'Free Pussy Riot'
I've known some girls in the past that could've worn that shirt...
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 06:25 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 10:17 AM (d5fLT)
They're less of a band and more of a "kinetic art" group or something. Typical punk anarchists. Here's a sum-up of what they did, from Jim Goad at Taki's Mag:
The trio of young, unscrubbed radical lasses—Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, Maria Alekhina, and Yekaterina Samutsevich—are accused of “hooliganism” and “inciting religious hatred” for storming the altar at Moscow’s Christ the Savior Cathedral in February wearing Day-Glo balaclavas, fist-pumping and high-kicking as they performed a “punk prayer” that urged the Virgin Mary to become a feminist and help them drive Vladimir Putin from power.
Arrested in March, theyÂ’ve already spent five months behind bars. They initially faced a maximum of seven years in prison, although the prosecutor is pushing for a three-year sentence.
A little description of their typical activities:
A loosely aggregated art “collective,” Pussy Riot formed in the fall of last year in protest of what appeared to be Vladimir Putin’s inevitable return to Russia’s presidency. The three Pussies on trial—all of whom are described as middle-class and well-educated—had previously belonged to a self-described “terrorist” performance-art group called Voina (War), whose feats included painting a giant penis on a St. Petersburg bridge, shoving a raw chicken inside a human vagina at a supermarket, and having live group sex at an art museum. Nadezhda Tolokonnikova participated in the latter event while nine months pregnant and reportedly gave birth four days later.
So, a fun bunch of ladies. I can't say I agree with their methods or most of the message, but they're being railroaded for what is, at most, a minor offense. Rude, yes. Profane, most probably. Hate crime? Give me a fucking break.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 06:25 AM (4df7R)
111 The man plagiarized Neil Kinnock.
Throw everything else out. Everything. And think about that sentence.
---
your point eludes me
Posted by: Fareed at August 17, 2012 06:26 AM (HPQnO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2012 06:27 AM (05RcU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:27 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2012 06:27 AM (xvtYZ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2012 06:27 AM (1Jaio)
>>And stamping my little feet.<<
Sorry Hill, but there's nothing little about you, anywhere on your body.
Posted by: MacGruber at August 17, 2012 06:28 AM (xvtYZ)
Posted by: Jean at August 17, 2012 06:28 AM (WkuV6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2012 06:28 AM (05RcU)
How about thongs and latex lingerie?
Looks like the market is wide open.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 06:28 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:29 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: maddogg at August 17, 2012 06:30 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 06:30 AM (9TTOe)
Hehehehehehehehehehe.....
whose feats included painting a giant penis on a St. Petersburg bridge
* yawn *
shoving a raw chicken inside a human vagina at a supermarket
* doubletake *
and having live group sex at an art museum
Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?!
Nadezhda Tolokonnikova participated in the latter event while nine months pregnant and reportedly gave birth four days later.
* mouth agape *
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 06:30 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: toldyaso at August 17, 2012 06:30 AM (Jk+oU)
Still trying to figure out why the Right is pressuring for Joe's dismissal.
Anything that makes Obama's ticket look better ... will do what?
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at August 17, 2012 06:31 AM (2Oas0)
Posted by: teej at August 17, 2012 06:31 AM (L2I78)
shoving a raw chicken inside a human vagina at a supermarket
* doubletake *
I have to admit, that one made me blink even more than the group sex at an art museum. I mean, the group sex thing is almost de rigeur; I'm sure Andy Warhol would be proud. But raw chicken shoved into a vagina? Have they not heard of salmonella?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 06:32 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:32 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: "Special" Joey Biden at August 17, 2012 06:32 AM (YQHqe)
Posted by: maddogg at August 17, 2012 06:32 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 10:32 AM (d5fLT)
*golf clap* Well played, SmuDdy. Well played.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 06:33 AM (4df7R)
No, no, no!!! I'm more shocked that Russian supermarkets sell human vaginas!
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 06:34 AM (GQ8sn)
Thanks, that's exactly what I was seeing- just wanted a little verification. Appreciate y'all providing it.
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at August 17, 2012 06:34 AM (ksERZ)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 06:35 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Ruskie supermarket at August 17, 2012 06:35 AM (05RcU)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 06:35 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: John Sununu fan at August 17, 2012 06:35 AM (oZfic)
I have to admit, that one made me blink even more than the group sex at an art museum. I mean, the group sex thing is almost de rigeur; I'm sure Andy Warhol would be proud. But raw chicken shoved into a vagina? Have they not heard of salmonella?
Ummm...really afraid to ask, but how, exactly, does one fit an entire chicken up there???
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 06:36 AM (da5Wo)
I, for one, will be posting all of the SCOAMF photoshops since they thought it ok to bombard my feed with pro-JEF stuff. When they try to call me on it, I shall be happy to remind them they are supposed to be the tolerant ones and that I didn't say shit to the bullshit they posted.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 17, 2012 06:36 AM (imtbm)
Posted by: maddogg at August 17, 2012 10:32 AM (OlN4e)
But have some hairy-legged Russian anarchists shove a raw chicken up your ass first.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 06:36 AM (4df7R)
How about clothes up there. Electronics. Think even booze.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:37 AM (d5fLT)
This reminds me of a story I was told while starting my first engineering job way back last century; the program's engineers at [huge famous automotive client] were forced to sit through a bullshit "sensitivity training" where they were told not to treat the female engineers like secretaries. And when the female engineers told the program's secretaries about that, the secretaries that served company management heard about it, and the suits had to make their own coffee until an apology was issued.
To the secretaries, mind you, not to the engineers forced to sit through the bullshit.
It may be apocryphal. That doesn't make it any less enjoyable.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ should have gotten knocked up and dropped out instead of graduating high school at August 17, 2012 06:37 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at August 17, 2012 06:37 AM (MrM2k)
That there's some performance art I'd pay to see.
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at August 17, 2012 06:37 AM (ksERZ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 10:36 AM (da5Wo)
My guess is they used raw chicken PARTS.
"First the drumstick... okay, now the wings... uh-huh... okay, and now we're going to shove the thighs up in there. How you holdin' up, Ekaterina? Okay, good."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 06:38 AM (4df7R)
Average weight of a healthy baby: 6lbs 10oz.
Average weight of a roaster chicken: 4lbs.
QED - quite easily done!
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 06:38 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 09:44 AM (sbV1u)
___
You should send a tip to the National Enquirer, seems like you've discovered Joe Bidet's long lost love child.
Posted by: kallisto at August 17, 2012 06:38 AM (jm/9g)
Sure, they'd grasp that. I mean, assuming that they aren't hypocrites.
Meet a lefty anytime in the last 10 years who wasn't?
.....
Didn't think so.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 06:38 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at August 17, 2012 06:38 AM (MrM2k)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:39 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 17, 2012 06:39 AM (HethX)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 06:39 AM (9TTOe)
Clearly they need to spend more money on food stamps.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ should have gotten knocked up and dropped out instead of graduating high school at August 17, 2012 06:39 AM (ZKzrr)
Thank you, horde, for all your prayers.
Prayers for the brave men and women still in that hell hole, and the families who won't be seeing their loved ones again.
Can't wait till Commander Choom is back in Chi-Town and we have a man of decency, honor and love of country as CiC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 06:40 AM (UOM48)
BCochran, watch on Tru TV World's Dumbest.
How about clothes up there. Electronics. Think even booze.
"First the drumstick... okay, now the wings... uh-huh... okay, and now we're going to shove the thighs up in there. How you holdin' up, Ekaterina? Okay, good."
And here I thought there was very little that could slow down my sex drive. Thanks so very much for disproving that little idea.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 06:40 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at August 17, 2012 06:40 AM (MrM2k)
Posted by: Secundus at August 17, 2012 06:40 AM (xtta5)
Sometimes it's nice to be the one doing the fucking.
Posted by: The Chicken at August 17, 2012 06:41 AM (GQ8sn)
Bet he will probably ask about sacking out in a real bed when he gets home.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:41 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 17, 2012 06:42 AM (HethX)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 17, 2012 06:42 AM (sUjUB)
It takes a tough man to fuck a tender chicken
Posted by: Frank Perdue at August 17, 2012 06:42 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Filly at August 17, 2012 06:42 AM (flZ3r)
Congrats, give him a big ron welcome.Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 06:42 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 17, 2012 06:42 AM (ovpNn)
Pffft....call me when you can do a Turducken.
Posted by: Thai Tranny Ladyboy Hooker at August 17, 2012 06:43 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 17, 2012 06:43 AM (HethX)
Posted by: Weather Guy Laughing at the F-bomb joke on local TV at August 17, 2012 06:43 AM (MrM2k)
Posted by: ontherocks at August 17, 2012 06:43 AM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:43 AM (d5fLT)
Its like The Curious Case of JoeBidenHair Button
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 17, 2012 06:44 AM (ovpNn)
Heard two soldiers were killed by the bastards they were training this morning.
Prayers for the men and women still there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 06:44 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ should have gotten knocked up and dropped out instead of graduating high school at August 17, 2012 10:37 AM (ZKzrr)
And likely very true; if not in that particular instance then somewhere else.
I say this a lot, but it's true in my experience: the "higher ups" in most big organizations couldn't work a photocopier, format a document, use an Excel worksheet, or, yes, make coffee, if you had a gun to their head. Ask them to hook up an LCD projector to a laptop and they're as effective as a bonsai tree at getting the damn thing to work. Yet there's always the attitude from them that the people who CAN do these things are "little people" who are too stupid to do "real work." Sort of like how they look at plumbers or electricians or auto mechanics, even as they're paying them $60/hour to unclog their toilets, hook up their ceiling fan, and fix their Benz.
The ones who CAN do all those things? Those are the GOOD bosses. Because they know that their idiot counterparts don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 06:45 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - going to plaid at August 17, 2012 06:45 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 17, 2012 10:43 AM (HethX
Thanks, Sandra!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 06:46 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2012 06:46 AM (05RcU)
Doesn't really matter.
They make a great butt of jokes, but I just don't think the VP matters all that much. I mean lets face it, its not like Biden brought all that much to the ticket the first time around.
Posted by: Looking closely at August 17, 2012 06:46 AM (6Q9g2)
Posted by: Secundus at August 17, 2012 06:46 AM (xtta5)
It's the Moron Way
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 06:47 AM (sbV1u)
In the end, there will be only chicken and vaginas.
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 06:47 AM (GQ8sn)
I believe that was the first sign of the Zombie Apocalypse
Posted by: Roy at August 17, 2012 06:48 AM (VndSC)
# 148
EC,
That is the band's name. No idea if they are any good. But they took a stand against Vlad Putin, the protest thing, got arrested, and now two years in prison.
So...is Obama taking notes from Putin, or is Putin taking notes from Obama?
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 17, 2012 06:48 AM (L7hol)
Real good news.
Posted by: Berserker at August 17, 2012 06:48 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2012 06:48 AM (05RcU)
No, YOU know that and I know that. But he was sold and bringing "gravitas" and "experience" to the inexperienced Obama.
Man, I remember when that pick was announced. I remember thinking, "Wow, that's proof that you really ARE clueless."
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 06:49 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Secundus at August 17, 2012 10:40 AM (xtta5)
If Barack does what he would like to do, then...
Posted by: "I need job" at August 17, 2012 06:49 AM (QjSgY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:49 AM (d5fLT)
My best to your son, I remember both times coming home from a war zone to safety and family, no better feeling can be appreciated, Hand Salute to his Service from me.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 17, 2012 06:49 AM (8Hnjw)
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 06:50 AM (GQ8sn)
Both!
So Cafe Press had latex, then?
Awesome.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 06:50 AM (sbV1u)
Well, that can't be sanitary
=============
For the chicken or the human?
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 17, 2012 06:50 AM (imtbm)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 06:50 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Barky O'Genius at August 17, 2012 06:50 AM (zMouK)
Klein says his sources are from the Clinton camp.
Posted by: ontherocks at August 17, 2012 06:50 AM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:51 AM (d5fLT)
Yeah, she wasn't going to be going down with this sinking ship.
She'll only be going down on Huma.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 06:52 AM (sbV1u)
Heh...
So the leftist looney's are calling the Romney's selfish for keeping a horse;· And employing a groom with a family to support.
· And paying for feed that’s sold by someone with a family to support
· and transported in trucks by someone with a family to support
· and manufactured in a factory by people with families to support
· from stuff that’s grown by farmers with families to support.
· And having a barn built by construction workers with families to support
· with materials trucked by drivers with families to support
· from factories with workers with families to support.
My response to those nuts is: that one horse has put more Americans to work than that horseÂ’s ass in the White House.
Posted by: dananjcon at August 17, 2012 06:52 AM (eavT+)
http://tinyurl.com/9srqutk
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 06:52 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: clownfest at August 17, 2012 06:52 AM (HOOye)
Posted by: Cicero at August 17, 2012 06:52 AM (zMouK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 10:51 AM (d5fLT)
Thus far I haven't seen any pictures of Joe Biden getting crunk at a dinner party, so I'm willing to call her "smarter," but not "FAR smarter."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 06:53 AM (4df7R)
It's like that feeling you get when you're on the turnpike going 85 mph, all the way over in the far left lane, and there's bumper to bumper traffic, and your exit is coming up in less than 50 feet.
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 06:53 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2012 06:53 AM (QK3qp)
Choosing Biden the 'single best decsion I made'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axJwfmLAXSg
what was the worst?
Posted by: Barack, King of the Americans at August 17, 2012 06:54 AM (3PqHz)
81 days until America shoves a raw chicken up the SCOAMF's vagina.
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 06:54 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - going to plaid at August 17, 2012 06:54 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2012 10:53 AM (QK3qp)
To keep in holding with the thread's current meme, can the "it" be shaped like a raw chicken?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 06:55 AM (4df7R)
Jane: So glad to hear your boy's out of A-stan! Throw him a big ole, Moron-approved party when he makes it home. Moron approved, of course, means "lots of liquor and bacon."
Mrs. D'Oh: HUGE congrats and tell the hero thank you and we're glad he's home safe.
MWR: I thought Moron approved meant liquor, bacon and Pussy Riot?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 06:55 AM (da5Wo)
I'll take coffee, black. Thank you.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 06:56 AM (sbV1u)
"You did take the cap off the lens, right?" Yeah. Rocket. Fucking. Surgeons.
*stares wide-eyed at AtC*
You're... you're not ME, are you? Because that sounds exactly like me; yes, even down to the lens cap on the projector. Just change "law setting" to "government bureucrats."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 06:58 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: willow at August 17, 2012 06:58 AM (TomZ9)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - going to plaid at August 17, 2012 06:58 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Weather Guy Laughing at the F-bomb joke on local TV at August 17, 2012 06:59 AM (MrM2k)
You don't want to know what we said when we learned we were gong back to the States after nearly a year on a WESPAC.
And yes, have a nice bottle and a home cooked meal for him when he gets home AND try not to cry on him when you first see him.
And tell him all the Morons wish him good luck and we thank him.
Posted by: Vic at August 17, 2012 06:59 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 10:55 AM (da5Wo)
Depends on if chicken will be served at the party.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 06:59 AM (4df7R)
Well, come on, let's face it, one EXPECTS that from government bureaucrats.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Federal Government Bureaucrat at August 17, 2012 06:59 AM (sbV1u)
I wish I could remember the wording of the one sentence synopsis of Klein's book because it was a 50 yard field goal kick in SCOAMF's nonads.
Posted by: ontherocks at August 17, 2012 07:00 AM (aZ6ew)
Yeah, she wasn't going to be going down with this sinking ship.
She'll only be going down on Huma.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 10:52 AM (sbV1u)
**
Kankle's life long dream of nanny-state utopia failed miserably under Barky's reign NOT her's....She should be thanking him.
Posted by: dananjcon at August 17, 2012 07:00 AM (eavT+)
Posted by: Joey Brains, addressing the NAACP at August 17, 2012 07:00 AM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Federal Government Bureaucrat at August 17, 2012 10:59 AM (sbV1u)
LOL!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 07:00 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 07:00 AM (d5fLT)
Thank you for your concern, my princess. But black will be fine.
I'll whiten later.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 07:00 AM (sbV1u)
He said he's getting all new uniforms when he gets back to his duty station. He's lost over twenty pounds.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 07:01 AM (UOM48)
Depends on if chicken will be served at the party.
Naw, a true Moron party goes with the "performance art orgy."
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 07:01 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: toldyaso at August 17, 2012 07:01 AM (Jk+oU)
Posted by: toldyaso at August 17, 2012 10:30 AM (Jk+oU)
You must have missed it. CAC is way ahead of you with the new map. Enjoy!
http://tinyurl.com/25gdy3d
Posted by: toosadly at August 17, 2012 07:02 AM (QjSgY)
FNC report also called the Hillary/Obowbow relationship "contentious'.
Considering how Bammy's campaign for the 2008 nomination was absolutely brutal against Hillary, and quite possibly illegal (wins all the caucuses, but none of the primaries?), yeah, I would imagine that would lead to some "contentiousness" in their relationship.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 07:02 AM (4df7R)
You are as generous as you are wise, my Queen.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 07:02 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: dipped in chocolate at August 17, 2012 07:02 AM (HOOye)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 11:01 AM (UOM4
I'm sure you can take care of that when you get him to the supper table.
Posted by: Vic at August 17, 2012 07:03 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 07:04 AM (4df7R)
Here's to kicking SCOAMF's skinny ass, along with his crazy sidekick, out of the WH in November.
Cannot.Wait.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 07:04 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Elizabethe from elsewhere at August 17, 2012 07:04 AM (lMb7T)
He'll be a little "funky" for a while. Don't be alarmed. It's normal. It takes a couple months to readjust.
Meanwhile, beer and barbecue fixes all.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 07:04 AM (sbV1u)
children, children!
will you stop fn that chicken!
srsly it's really making me feel as if i will have a vomitus interruptus moment this morning.
Posted by: willow at August 17, 2012 07:05 AM (TomZ9)
That whole country is fucked when they willingly go along with Small Dick Vlad.
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 07:05 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: /nod at August 17, 2012 07:05 AM (HOOye)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 07:06 AM (UOM48)
srsly it's really making me feel as if i will have a vomitusinterruptus moment this morning.
Posted by: willow at August 17, 2012 11:05 AM (TomZ9)
Technically in this instance it's the CHICKEN that's doing the f-ing...
I keed!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 07:06 AM (4df7R)
You do know where the babies come out, right?
Yeah, the same place I came in.
And when babies come out, shit rips and tears. It's not an easy process usually.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 07:06 AM (da5Wo)
Yeah, but you get an assist from naturally-occurring pitocin there.
Yowza, that's gotta hurt without the hormone overdose and possible epidural.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 07:06 AM (sbV1u)
I still remember having to do an IT call to the Natl. Guard Asst. Adj. Gen. A one star and me an E-5. I get to witness him lift up his laptop, pull out a sticky note under the laptop, scan down it to find his username and password, and then type the password in while I am standing there. It was very hard to hold my tongue but I managed.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 07:07 AM (d5fLT)
More than half the people who were asked their opinion of the Pussy Riot say they agree with the harsh punishment that Putin authorized. They say the girls need to be made an example of. Only 6% think the government went too far and that clemency was proper.
One has to wonder, though, if the majority that agrees with Putin does so because THEY don't want to be made an example of.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 07:07 AM (4df7R)
That whole country is fucked when they willingly go along with Small Dick Vlad.
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 11:05 AM (GQ8sn)
Russkies love them some authoritarianism and feel uncomfortable without it. Considering their chaotic history, it's understandable from their perspective. Ugly, but understandable. That's why I keep saying that Putin should just call himself Tsar Vladimir I and get it over with -- they might as well dispose of the charade of democracy because they'll never get the hang of it.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 17, 2012 07:08 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Gunny Sargeant Hartman at August 17, 2012 07:08 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: arcangel at August 17, 2012 07:09 AM (b7rZ5)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - going to plaid at August 17, 2012 07:09 AM (VtjlW)
Many are quick witted but most are just not smart.
They get by on bullshit. Lots and lots of bullshit.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 17, 2012 07:09 AM (imtbm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 07:09 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: willow at August 17, 2012 07:10 AM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Elizabethe from elsewhere at August 17, 2012 07:11 AM (lMb7T)
Biden: Well duh. It comes from the stork. How dumb do you think I am?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2012 07:11 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: soothsayer at August 17, 2012 07:12 AM (Ba6aP)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at August 17, 2012 07:12 AM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Roy at August 17, 2012 07:12 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - going to plaid at August 17, 2012 11:09 AM (VtjlW)
UGH. THOSE are the worst. The idiots who think they can bully their supposed underlings to get their way.
"Sure thing, (insert name here). I'll just get my scuba gear and fiber optic repair equipment and report back in a week."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 07:12 AM (4df7R)
Most excellent.
Posted by: fluffy at August 17, 2012 07:13 AM (z9HTb)
They should have been sentenced for far longer than two years.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 17, 2012 07:13 AM (L7hol)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2012 07:15 AM (O/fK8)
Posted by: Vic at August 17, 2012 07:15 AM (YdQQY)
......these and numerous other questions are the kinds of moral dilemmas that arise as the unintended results of innovations like this, cloning, and Dish's Hopper (or Hoppa).
Posted by: ontherocks at August 17, 2012 07:16 AM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: Slo and Crazy Uncle Joe at August 17, 2012 07:16 AM (/YJYi)
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 17, 2012 07:16 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Elizabethe from elsewhere at August 17, 2012 07:17 AM (lMb7T)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 17, 2012 07:17 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: Zombie Col. Sanders at August 17, 2012 07:17 AM (BAS5M)
http://tinyurl.com/czufd6b
Here is Reuters reporting on how the Europeans are on a buying spree trying to stockpile oil.
http://tinyurl.com/9ck3ybh
The White House is talking post Labor Day decision. Once the order is given the DoE has to issue RFPs from oil companies. Oil companies bid on the oil. DoE determines who has won the various bids. And then approximately 30 days after the RFPs had been issued, the first barrels will enter the supply chain and go to their purchasers.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 07:18 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - going to plaid at August 17, 2012 11:09 AM (VtjlW)
Nice. I got a good one from just yesterday morning. The company I work for does painting and installs wallcovering in commercial spaces. I get a call in the morning that "your wallcovering is failing on this project." The call comes from the project manager of the company that has contracted me. Incidentally, they are also the ones removing the old wallpaper and prepping the walls. So I call my wallcovering installer. "Why is the paper falling off the walls?" "It's not. The walls are falling off the walls." "You said what?" "They weren't prepped right. The drywayll mud is literally coming off the walls behing the paper." So I call project manager back to tell him, nicely, that he's the one fucking the chicken. Long pause, then in a very angry voice "Well? What are WE going to do to fix this?!?!?" "Excuse me? We? I don't do drywall. I don't know drywall. I don't even understand why this is happening. I do paint and wallcovering. This is why I excluded wall prep from my quote." Another pause. "Fine! I'll just take care of it myself I guess!" Click.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 07:19 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Zombie Col. Sanders
Pussy lickin' good.
(Someone had to do it.)
Posted by: Roy at August 17, 2012 07:19 AM (VndSC)
Funny you should ask, youngest son is coming over from Houston for a weekend fishing trip and visit, so I have a nice fresh off the boat jumbo shrimp creole going in my super duper crockpot.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 17, 2012 07:19 AM (8Hnjw)
$10 million ain't bad at all.
Looks like around a 6% conversion rate on visitors to donations. I think that is probably quite good.
The 68% new donors is very good as it is people who will most likely donate again and/or volunteer.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 17, 2012 07:19 AM (imtbm)
Posted by: Dwatkans at August 17, 2012 07:19 AM (DRG6e)
Posted by: J Biden VP & very smart individual at August 17, 2012 07:20 AM (4eNxd)
Just learned our boy is out of A-Stan. Arrived in the wee hours at Manas
AFB in Kyrgyzstan and had his first cold beer in seven months.
Why is everyone thanking Jane D'oh's son for his service? He got a really peachy keen war gaming experience vacation and it was all free! Free meals, free transportation, and free luxurious accomodations. You would think he would be thanking us.
Seriously, thanks for the great news! Know it is very stressful on the entire family when they have a loved one deployed to a hostile fire zone. I have two family members over in that shithole right now and we pray for all our service members, in and out of harms way. Please let your son know we are proud of his service to his country and fellow Marines!!
Posted by: Ammo Dump at August 17, 2012 07:20 AM (YYyqq)
It's not just the "superiors" who are idiots, of course. My sister used to be the Admin Assistant to a Division Director over at HHS, and she'd get a lot of phone calls from the general public. Some of them were just so mind-numbingly stupid she couldn't even get mad. One she found particularly weird was when a woman called her one day...
"Division of Public Health, Director's Office. How may I help you?"
"I'd like to talk to the National Guard please."
"Ma'am, I'm afraid you've dialed the wrong number. You've reached the Division of Public Health."
"Yeah, I know. Transfer me to the National Guard."
"Ma'am, I don't have a number for the National Guard."
"You're government, aren't you?"
"Yes, Ma'am, but I don't have the number for every government agency in the state of New Hampshire. Do you have a phonebook, or access to the internet?"
"G-ddammit, why won't you transfer me to the National Guard!"
And on and on, for at least five minutes. Finally my sister gave up, Googled "NH National Guard," and gave the general contact number to the woman. It was amazing. It was like she literally picked the first State agency she could find out of the phonebook, called, and assumed whoever answered would act like a Ma Bell operator.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 07:20 AM (4df7R)
Ace bringin' teh Friday morning funny; literally!
Posted by: the Butcher at August 17, 2012 07:21 AM (8g9qq)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - going to plaid at August 17, 2012 07:22 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at August 17, 2012 07:22 AM (UU0OF)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at August 17, 2012 11:22 AM (UU0OF
He is. He's gotten about 95% positive feedback from his sign.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 07:25 AM (UOM48)
They get by on bullshit. Lots and lots of bullshit.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 17, 2012 11:09 AM (imtbm)"
Thats not just lawyers. Thats a good portion of modern American society. Sorry but its true.
Posted by: Bama Bama at August 17, 2012 07:25 AM (5TXNQ)
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2012 10:53 AM
They just cut everybody off, like that one did to me on the 5 freeway one time. Put me into a NASCAR type slide, thought I was going to get killed
Posted by: kbdabear at August 17, 2012 07:25 AM (wwsoB)
Btw AtC, here's my response in the earlier thread to crossbow vs longbow:
Ladies and Gents, I give you....
http://tinyurl.com/97nwztj
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 07:26 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Bama Bama at August 17, 2012 11:25 AM (5TXNQ)
It ain't just American society. *looks at Europe*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 07:26 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: SurferDoc at August 17, 2012 07:26 AM (6H6FZ)
Meghan McCain blasted Joe Biden for his controversial "chains" remarks on Tuesday, calling the vice president an "idiot" over his "race-baiting" comments.
During an interview on KTAR's "Mac and Gaydos" radio show, McCain spoke candidly about her distaste for Biden, who stirred controversy when he told a crowd of supporters in Virginia that Mitt Romney and other Republican candidates would "put y'all back in chains."
"I'm just so sick of this BS from [Biden]." McCain said. "I can't stand Joe Biden because I think stupid is worse than being mean."
"I just think any insinuation that in America we're going to go back to slavery times is delusional," McCain continued. "It's ridiculous and it is ignorant... If I were Obama, I would've never picked Joe Biden in the first place. I think he's an idiot. And I know people think it's cute because he's like crazy grandpa and they like his gaffes but I think it's offensive."
Posted by: mallfly at August 17, 2012 07:27 AM (bJm7W)
"Double threat! Take him out!"
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 17, 2012 07:29 AM (HethX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 07:29 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at August 17, 2012 07:30 AM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 07:31 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2012 07:31 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - going to plaid at August 17, 2012 07:34 AM (VtjlW)
Chicken is Soul Food.
So is cornbread, biscuits and gravy, collard greens, fried okra and fish 'n grits for breakfast.
Damn, I just ate and I'm hungry again.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 17, 2012 07:35 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Meghan McCain, Real Republican at August 17, 2012 07:37 AM (wwsoB)
Posted by: JC at August 17, 2012 09:11 AM (KDDG+)
.................................................
I bet he'll have a note from his mother excusing him from debating today due to a sore throat.
Posted by: gekkobear at August 17, 2012 07:50 AM (X0NX1)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - going to plaid at August 17, 2012 10:54 AM (VtjlW)
Well. Now I feel pretty stupid.
In our defense, we believe that if the gadgets were properly designed, we would be fully capable of operating them.
Posted by: jwest at August 17, 2012 07:53 AM (ZDsRL)
And furthermore....
If you want to complain about something stupid, what about Candadian zip codes? What the fuck were they thinking about?
Posted by: jwest at August 17, 2012 07:56 AM (ZDsRL)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 17, 2012 08:20 AM (6kWFm)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2012 11:10 AM (BAS5M)
Oops! There goes the coffee.
Posted by: baldilocks at August 17, 2012 08:33 AM (6kWFm)
Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2012 08:38 AM (6o4Fb)
Andy,
Glad to see that old footage of Biden.
Thanks for posting that....I hope a lot of people see it.
Joe Biden has always been a dickhead.
And an arrogant blowhard.
Posted by: wheatie at August 17, 2012 08:39 AM (mtRB0)
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Posted by: John Sununu fan at August 17, 2012 09:48 AM (oZfic)
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Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 17, 2012 05:07 AM (4df7R)