1 Am I the only one who is less interested that Obama appears to be staring at that woman's ass in that picture, and is more interested (and amused) by the fact that he appears to be doing the Pee Pee Dance? 

2 The SCOAMF has to pretend every now and then that he likes women...

3 "Sacré Bleu! S&P Expected To Downgrade France"

At least someone is bringing some reality to this radical left-wing social engineering that's been going on.

4

Man Sarkozy is short. 

Apropos of nothing, I know, but I enjoy belittling smug French people.

5 And, Romney speaks French, yeah, that'll help his chances...

6 Obama was just surprised they made women's asses that narrow

7

At least someone is bringing some reality to this radical left-wing social engineering that's been going on.

Posted by: ryukyu at January 13, 2012 10:59 AM (MOHSR)

I wonder if there will be riots and firebombings at the local S&P offices like there were in Greece. 

8 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

9 6 Obama was just surprised they made women's asses that narrow

Posted by: dagny at January 13, 2012 11:00 AM (TCgts)

I would pay money for someone to slap a "WIDE LOAD" sticker on the back of one of Mooch's hideous dresses. 

10 Obama has demonstrated gutsy courage and leadership in the race to get countries downgraded.

11 10 Obama has demonstrated gutsy courage and leadership in the race to get countries downgraded.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 13, 2012 11:02 AM (q8xaf)

He made the United States the leader in downgraded credit ratings, and he will not rest until the rest of the world has followed suit.

12 Women go crazy for a knock-kneed man.

13

We have french neighbors about a 2 blocks away. Their only son is a giant pussy and starts flinching and screaming if my kid even walks within yards of him. I told my kid to just avoid him since he's such a whiner. Apparently one of my older boys said something about the french, so younger son gets confused and tells neighborhood that his mother doesn't want him near wussy boy because he's french. I'm unsure whether to correct this or not. What would I even say, "No, not because he's french but because he acts french?" Don't know if it's worth it. I could give a rats ass what they think, btw.

14 So, for those who might know- how likely are they to maintain the downgrade?  Didn't they downgrade the US and then *ahem* "correct" that?

15 Sarkozy is staring at her ass Obama looks like he's checking out her shoes.

16 I love how everyone discredits SandP nowadays. France sucks

17 Sarkozy looks like you could just pick him up and put him back on a wedding cake.

18 Posted by: dagny at January 13, 2012 11:04 AM (TCgts)

Meh.  If it croaks like a frog...

19 Trust me.  He was looking at her shoes.

20 17 Sarkozy looks like you could just pick him up and put him back on a wedding cake.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2012 11:05 AM (FcR7P)

You are so damn lucky I've already finished my coffee, or you would be buying me a new computer.

21 Zut alors!

22 Wasn't the girl in that picture something like 14?  I don't believe she was an adult, which makes it even more creepy.  Not that the french mind that sort of thing, "zank heaven for leeeetle girls" and all that. 

23 Ahhhh... who disappeared the womanizing president picture (with an added helping of metro-sexual scoamt)?

24 Ah.  Okay, it's back.

25 6- that is some funny shit right there.

26 It's not so much that Sarkozy is short- it's just that he's build to about 1:4 scale.

27 Goddamn company firewall.  I can't see the pic, but I know which one we're talking about.  It's a pic of that jailbait ass at one of those summits, right?

28 An S&P receptionist is trying to figure out how to handle the French surrender delegation that just showed up at her desk.

29 Well a downgrade like this means only one thing for France - call a general strike and shut down the economy for a few days.

30

27 -

That be it.  I thought I was crazy, having remembered she was a kid. 

31 When the First Ass isn't enough: Jailbait.

32 Well a downgrade like this means only one thing for France - call a general strike and shut down the economy for a few days.

That's two things.
And you forgot the cheese and wine.  Which brings us to 4.

33

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2012 11:10 AM (dWuuB)

LOL!

34 I think the young lady was 16 at the time.

35

O/T I'm trying to find an audio book from my library to put on the ipod. Here are 3 selections in a row:

In the spring of 1974, Calliope Stephanides, a student at a girls' school in Grosse Pointe, finds herself drawn to a chain-smoking classmate with a gift for acting. The passion that furtively develops...

The unforgiving New England weather has taken a turn for the worse on the day Doyle drags his reluctant sons to a speech by Jesse Jackson. Fired by Jackson's rhetoric, he is perplexed by the boys'...

I'm the only person in the history of Virginia elected to statewide office with a Union card, two Purple Hearts, and three tattoos."Jim Webb—the bestselling author and now the celebrated, outspoken

Gee, things are not looking good for dagny's listening pleasure.

36 Eyes on The Prize, indeed.

37

35 -

The chain smoking classmate is a girl??  I could go for that.  The Jim Webb bio, not so much. 

38 Posted by: dagny at January 13, 2012 11:14 AM (TCgts)

Look up books by Jim Butcher.
They're almost completely apolitical (if anything, he seems to lean somewhat conservative, but it's hard to tell) and they're full of (relatively sanitary) violence and bad-guys losing in the end.

Not everything he's got is on audio book, though.

39 35 OT:

..but if only many more Democrats were like Jim Webb they could be upgraded from The Evil Party to The Other Stupid Party.  That would change the entire political landscape, or not...

40 37 They are both girls as am I. Therefore, I am not interested. I prefer my sex scenes to have hetero action.

41 Barry's thinking, "Oh, man, she'd look good in draperies..."

42 An S&P receptionist is trying to figure out how to handle the French surrender delegation that just showed up at her desk.

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2012 11:10 AM (dWuuB)

Bwahahaha

43 ...oh, it says "girls' school."  Please excuse my froma harrop moment. 

44 Perhaps that picture is why Moochele would be justified in being an angry black woman?

45 Wasn't SarkoZY married when he hooked up with Carla Bruni? (sp)

46 oh boy, Obama campaign talks about Bain. It'll be fun to listen to this for 10 months. Maybe he can call Obama anti-capitalist

47 Baby got back...

48

40 -

Yes, I was aware that you are a girl... but I most certainly did not want to assume anything about what type of "action" you prefer

49 Barry hasn't seen an ass that slim since Kal Penn left the White House.

50 28 n S&P receptionist is trying to figure out how to handle the French surrender delegation that just showed up at her desk.

There's an app for that.

51 Meh, from her hair I think it's Debbie Wassername Schutzstaffel. 

52 Also, money printing Uncle Ben is preparing for.... wait for it... QE 3 Bitchez!

/I so hope that the "mystery earthquake sounds" are  a harbinger for the apocalypse. I am really getting tired of the status quo.

53
..but if only many more Democrats were like Jim Webb they could be upgraded from The Evil Party to The Other Stupid Party.  That would change the entire political landscape, or not...

Posted by: RioBravo at January 13, 2012 11:19 AM (eEfYn)

I remember Webb from his days as Navy Secretary with the plans for a 600 ship Navy and the (in)famous "Power corrupts, absolute power is kinda neat" quip.  Seems his brain rotted over the years.

54 34 I think the young lady was 16 at the time.

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2012 11:12 AM (dWuuB)

...a little too old for my tastes.

55

what type of "action" you prefer

Lately I've been thinking Tim Tebow but it's a long line...........

 

Obama can't say too much about Bain, turns out that his admin used BAIN to tell them how to handle the GM buyout. Bain advised them to sell off dealerships which they did.

Ba DA Bing

Shaddup you Kenyan hack.

56 dagny, picked up ghost soldiers as an audiobook from the FC library. Nothing shuts the kids up on along drive like stories of starvation and decapitations.

57 ..but if only many more Democrats were like Jim Webb

Wasn't there some kiddie-incest pr0n in his novel?

58 I prefer my sex scenes to have hetero action.

Posted by: dagny at January 13, 2012 11:20 AM (TCgts)

Your place or mine?

59
The French have the best asses in the world!

60 54
I think there is an aging dynamic. Compare Goldwater in the mid-80's to the original, for example. 

61
This Jerry Lewis guy is a clown!

62 57 It's for me on the treadmill or the track. I find that if I"ve got a really good book going I'll walk miles farther.

63 The French have the best asses in the world! Posted by: Jerry Lewis at January 13, 2012 11:28 AM (TkGkA) It's not only how they look, but how they use them.

64
good book going I'll walk miles farther.

Posted by: dagny at January 13, 2012 11:29 AM (TCgts)

My granny sometimes gets the walking farts too!

65 im an ass guy myself

66

Obama can't say too much about Bain, turns out that his admin used BAIN to tell them how to handle the GM buyout. Bain advised them to sell off dealerships which they did.

Ba DA Bing

Shaddup you Kenyan hack.

Posted by: dagny at January 13, 2012 11:27 AM (TCgts)

It appears that previous story about Bain advising Obama was wrong.

http://tinyurl.com/7p4zelb

67 It's not only how they look, but how they use them.

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 13, 2012 11:29 AM (i6RpT)

Usually as hats...

68

 

64 The French have the best asses in the world!
Posted by: Jerry Lewis at January 13, 2012 11:28 AM (TkGkA)

 

Been there, done a few.

However, IÂ’m not prepared to make an endorsement at this time.

69 #56 dangy . Not anymore. Seems the Bain Consulting firm listed on the government papers is not the same as Bain &Co. Two unrelated companies.

70 I think there is an aging dynamic. Compare Goldwater in the mid-80's to the original, for example. 

Posted by: RioBravo at January 13, 2012 11:28 AM (eEfYn)

True that...

71 I really dont want 10 months of this bain shit.

72 58 ...Jim Webb
---
Wasn't there some kiddie-incest pron in his novel?

Apparently something in Lost Soldiers (I never read that one) but I put a link to floopingaces if anyone cares...

73

 I think the young lady was 16 at the time.

 

Play Ball!

74 For driving and listening, I prefer the big collections. Sherlock Holes, Edgar Allen Poe, that sort of stuff. Makes the sporadic listening easier to deal with.

75 Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting.
King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!

76 57 It's for me on the treadmill or the track. I find that if I"ve got a really good book going I'll walk miles farther.

Posted by: dagny at January 13, 2012 11:29 AM (TCgts)

Don't know if any of his books are on audio, but if you can find them check out books by Dennis Smith.  "Report from Engine Company 82" and "Glitter and Ash" are, IMHO, quite good and engaging.

77 Not anymore. Seems the Bain Consulting firm listed on the government papers is not the same as Bain &Co. Two unrelated companies.

This difference would be ignored by the MFM if it hurt an R but will be covered thoroughly in this case.

78 Keep Everything Under Your Hat

79 I think Moooooooooooooooooooooochele in her $2,000 Sun Dress looked stunning...................Compared to another Yak !!!!!!!!!!!

80

63 -

I've been reading the latest Game of Thrones book, Dance With Dragons during my workouts.  I'm not a fast reader, and it takes me about an hour to do my workout.  It's a 1000 or so pages... it seems like I've been reading it forever. 

I know some people soured on the series, because it took him so long to finally produce this book, but it's got everything and more: blood, guts, glory and sex, monsters, madmen and midgets (well, a dwarf), and all the other stuff anyone could want in a book series.  This is... what, the 5th book?  I lost count.  And it's been fun trying to remember characters from the previous volumes. 

81 Today's headline: S&P Expected To Downgrade France

Tomorrow's headline: France surrenders to S&P

82 good book going I'll walk miles farther.

Posted by: dagny at January 13, 2012 11:29 AM (TCgts)

My granny sometimes gets the walking farts too!

You are aware, grammatically, that when you are talking about physical distance the word is "farther" and when it's an idea it's "further", right?

83 80 I think Moooooooooooooooooooooochele in her $2,000 Sun Dress looked stunning...................Compared to another Yak !!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Wall_E at January 13, 2012 11:39 AM (48wze) I think michelle is getting a bad rap on that whole dress thing. the dress itself was not that expensive, it was just the surcharge for the material to make it in "extra heifer" that made her copy so expensive.

84

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2012 11:40 AM (TOk1P)

The e versions are checked out but I put myself on the wait list for the 4 book bundle.

85 83 good book going I'll walk miles farther.

Posted by: dagny at January 13, 2012 11:29 AM (TCgts)

My granny sometimes gets the walking farts too!

You are aware, grammatically, that when you are talking about physical distance the word is "farther" and when it's an idea it's "further", right?

Posted by: dagny at January 13, 2012 11:41 AM (TCgts)

You said you were on a treadmill.  So you're not really going anywhere, it's more like the IDEA of distance!

86 OT...interesting bit about progg racism.

87

Oh Look the Iranians do not respect Allah Obama The Messiah........TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — Thousands of mourners chanted "Death to Israel" and "Death to America" on Friday during the funeral of a slain nuclear expert whom Iranian officials accuse the two nations of killing in a bomb blast this week as part of a secret operation to stop Iran's nuclear program.

88 Fix me up some hot cream of tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwich for lunch on this cold day. Sit down to watch Fox while eating it and what do I see?  A lying stomach wrenching CF of evil failure.

Lying about his desire to trip the government and eliminate waste. He just needs some more"authority". This is a campaign tactic pure and simple. He knows damn well no Republican will give him any more authority. He also knows that we know no Democrat have EVER cut the size and scope of government or eliminated anything except military.

When the Republicans say no you communist shit you get no more "authority" he will them run to the MFM screaming mommy mommy they are being mean.

Of course they will tell the adults in the room to STFU and give him what he wants. Then Boner will make a deal.

89 it's sad because Sarkozy is probably one of the most right leaning leaders in that country, in America he would still be a democrat

90

87 Wow.

I've been saying for years that we didn't murder the indians or destroy their culture but rather we absorbed them. Only when the progs decided to cage them away did they end up in dire straights. I say this as someone who is about 1/8 Cherokee.

91
Hey Dag, it's my joke and I'm stickin' with it.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

-Larry the Cable Guy

92

Vic, dip the sandwich in the soup and give me a bite.

(I just ate a "pancake" made from 2 tablespoons oat bran, 2 tablespoons fat free sugar free greek yogurt, 1 egg white and splenda--ok but not yummy).

93 (I just ate a "pancake" made from 2 tablespoons oat bran, 2 tablespoons fat free sugar free greek yogurt, 1 egg white and splenda--ok but not yummy).

Arrrgggg, me no likey.

94 I just ate a "pancake" made from 2 tablespoons oat bran, 2 tablespoons fat free sugar free greek yogurt, 1 egg white and splenda

Was this some rite of initiation?

95

Google Input: French credit upgrades

Google: Are you sure you don't mean French credit downgrades?

96 IIRC, the girl was from Brazil and was part of a delegation to some student forum that was being held at the summit.

97 It's Bush's fault.