November 10, 2012

Saturday Afternoon Insta Story Free Association Word Jam
— rdbrewer

Here are the rules from the original Saturday Afternoon Experimental Insta-Story:

Anyone can add to the story. But you can only add three words at a time. Any meta comment or any other comment that is not part of the story must be set apart in square brackets. [Like this.]

Let's have this one be a mystery. In space. With phasers and big boobs. And a princess. A gold ring. A wolf. And a shrubbery. I'll start it off:

Once upon a...

Remember: Meta-talk [in brackets].

So, here we go: Once upon a . . .

Posted by: rdbrewer at 12:36 PM | Comments (2222)
Post contains 109 words, total size 1 kb.

1 time, in a...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:38 PM (piMMO)

2 time a stuttering

Posted by: Pastorius at November 10, 2012 12:38 PM (yhszT)

3 galaxy far away...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:38 PM (piMMO)

4 there lived a...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:38 PM (piMMO)

5 three heaving bosums

Posted by: Thunderb at November 10, 2012 12:38 PM (Dnbau)

6 a socialist asshole

Posted by: RkinRoanoke at November 10, 2012 12:39 PM (pxur/)

7

there was a

Posted by: seamrog at November 10, 2012 12:39 PM (fHUFz)

8 hot redheads...

Posted by: perdogg at November 10, 2012 12:39 PM (Ttf/I)

9 a strange and magical animal

Posted by: Yip at November 10, 2012 12:39 PM (Mrdk1)

10 who decreed that....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:39 PM (piMMO)

11 was a princess...

Posted by: VikingonMaui at November 10, 2012 12:40 PM (ojUk/)

12 quivering with anticipation

Posted by: Thunderb at November 10, 2012 12:40 PM (Dnbau)

13 midget with a

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 12:40 PM (JWLqy)

14 a strange and magical animal

****

[that's five words!]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:40 PM (piMMO)

15 This never works!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 12:40 PM (mQFKF)

16 global thermonuclear war

Posted by: WOPR at November 10, 2012 12:40 PM (TVtzh)

17 [this is already working as well as last time]

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 12:40 PM (sC+qB)

18 [storylines withing storylines]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:40 PM (piMMO)

19 this animal had

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 12:41 PM (JWLqy)

20 clusterfuck of a

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 12:41 PM (ccXZP)

21 For all time

Posted by: Sobad at November 10, 2012 12:41 PM (m0le6)

22 midget with a


****

mighty sword with...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:41 PM (piMMO)

23 thread called a

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 12:41 PM (Iyg03)

24 miserable headache and

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 12:41 PM (JWLqy)

25 skittles were consumed as if they were potent pills of vitality

Posted by: Yip at November 10, 2012 12:41 PM (Mrdk1)

26 a nice shrubbery

Posted by: Non-conestant at November 10, 2012 12:42 PM (toa9p)

27 set phasers to

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 12:42 PM (ccXZP)

28 yeah, three words arent enough

need 6 or 7 for a good sentence fragment

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:42 PM (8sCoq)

29 oops, didn't read rules

Posted by: Yip at November 10, 2012 12:42 PM (Mrdk1)

30 skittles were consumed as if they were potent pills of vitality


*****

[cheater! that's 11 words!]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:42 PM (piMMO)

31 Michelle's Fat Ass

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 12:42 PM (mQFKF)

32 atomic powered nunchucks

Posted by: Ed Wood vs Godzilla at November 10, 2012 12:42 PM (BsGo+)

33 mighty sword with... a peculiar smell

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 12:42 PM (JWLqy)

34 When suddenly a!

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 12:43 PM (DoZD+)

35 smelled of bacon

Posted by: Ed Wood vs Godzilla at November 10, 2012 12:43 PM (BsGo+)

36 mighty sword with...

a peculiar smell

*****

It had been....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:43 PM (piMMO)

37 now more flexibility

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 12:43 PM (sC+qB)

38 [ I beclown myself ]

Posted by: Yip at November 10, 2012 12:43 PM (Mrdk1)

39 wolf blitzer

Posted by: But I DON'T butter my hair at November 10, 2012 12:43 PM (RsVYV)

40 can


penis made of wood....

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 12:43 PM (b+jI9)

41 impeachment. Impeachment! IMPEACHMENT!!!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 12:43 PM (mQFKF)

42 spectacular and real

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 12:43 PM (ccXZP)

43 When suddenly a!.... gap toothed gecko

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 12:43 PM (JWLqy)

44 obama got impeached

Posted by: thefritz at November 10, 2012 12:44 PM (pH+yu)

45 When suddenly a!....

gap toothed gecko


*****

Sold me insurance!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:44 PM (piMMO)

46 Sold me insurance! and slapped me.....

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 12:44 PM (JWLqy)

47 [my attention span is down to about three words right now]

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 12:45 PM (ccXZP)

48 evil democrat demons

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 12:45 PM (PHb2k)

49 Sold me insurance!


Volcano insurance, which...

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 12:45 PM (b+jI9)

50

even a caveman

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 12:45 PM (DoZD+)

51 one ugly kid

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:45 PM (VMcEw)

52 miserable failure was

Posted by: Pastorius at November 10, 2012 12:45 PM (yhszT)

53 [System Error: Yes or ok?]

Posted by: Your ORCA Team at November 10, 2012 12:45 PM (FcR7P)

54 with a melon?

Posted by: Ricky the magic pixy at November 10, 2012 12:45 PM (TVtzh)

55 [set phasers to]

stun. The ninja

Posted by: Non-conestant at November 10, 2012 12:46 PM (toa9p)

56 Woodchuck COULD chuck ...

Posted by: Sobad at November 10, 2012 12:46 PM (m0le6)

57 As  a result

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:46 PM (VMcEw)

58 with a melon? I reeled back

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 12:46 PM (JWLqy)

59 Perfectly cromulent word

Posted by: West at November 10, 2012 12:46 PM (M9Z1j)

60
with Brian Dennehy

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 12:46 PM (PHb2k)

61 ok i'll play

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:46 PM (8sCoq)

62 costarring Jeff Golblum

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 12:46 PM (b+jI9)

63 tax on words

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 12:46 PM (ccXZP)

64 like chubby girls

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:46 PM (VMcEw)

65 even a caveman

*****

knows basic math...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:47 PM (piMMO)

66 glistening throbbing engorged

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:47 PM (8sCoq)

67 who went balls-deep in...

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 12:47 PM (FcR7P)

68 revealed himself as

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 12:47 PM (mQFKF)

69 three ply shell

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:47 PM (8sCoq)

70 like chubby girls but soon realized....

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 12:47 PM (JWLqy)

71 glistening throbbing engorged


*****

[a separate storyline!]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:47 PM (piMMO)

72 and Christina Hendricks

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 12:48 PM (sC+qB)

73
With four scandiboobs

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 12:48 PM (PHb2k)

74 and, introducing Joe

Posted by: Non-conestant at November 10, 2012 12:48 PM (toa9p)

75 bought a hybrid

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 12:48 PM (DoZD+)

76 Pleistoce era fossil

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:48 PM (8sCoq)

77 who couldn't count

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 12:48 PM (Iyg03)

78 it's got electrolytes

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:48 PM (8sCoq)

79

 go to hell

in a handbasket

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna really.really bummed at November 10, 2012 12:48 PM (9+ccr)

80 timestamps are for

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 12:48 PM (FcR7P)

81 "MAN THE LIFEBOATS!"

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:48 PM (8sCoq)

82 who couldn't count


*****

the Republican votes....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:48 PM (piMMO)

83 brought to life

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 12:48 PM (sC+qB)

84 sat eating skittles

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:49 PM (VMcEw)

85 our halftime score,

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:49 PM (8sCoq)

86 timestamps are for.... french maids in....

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 12:49 PM (JWLqy)

87 but what she really wanted was

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 12:49 PM (FcR7P)

88 Valerie Jarrett in

Posted by: kallisto at November 10, 2012 12:49 PM (jm/9g)

89
a three-pronged johnson

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 12:49 PM (PHb2k)

90 twelve million fewer

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:49 PM (8sCoq)

91 french maids in....


*****

stompy boots and...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:49 PM (piMMO)

92 the Situation Room

Posted by: kallisto at November 10, 2012 12:49 PM (jm/9g)

93 choom bus king

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:49 PM (VMcEw)

94 this tastes funny

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:49 PM (8sCoq)

95 Dick Morris acumen

Posted by: madamex at November 10, 2012 12:49 PM (1zsKV)

96 with a coathanger

Posted by: kallisto at November 10, 2012 12:50 PM (jm/9g)

97 that spells M-O-O-N

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 12:50 PM (ccXZP)

98 Red Leader, standing ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 12:50 PM (sC+qB)

99 five star general

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:50 PM (VMcEw)

100 "Oooh," she whispered

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:50 PM (8sCoq)

101 Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 12:50 PM (DoZD+)

102 stompy boots and.. kilts with a ......

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 12:50 PM (JWLqy)

103 "I know, right?"

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:50 PM (8sCoq)

104 five star general

*****


Just say 'No!'...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:50 PM (piMMO)

105 That thing is

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 12:50 PM (Iyg03)

106 three dollar whore

Posted by: madamex at November 10, 2012 12:50 PM (1zsKV)

107 boobs, big boobs

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:50 PM (VMcEw)

108 stompy boots and..

kilts with a ......

****

black riding crop....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:50 PM (piMMO)

109
Dick Morris semen

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 12:50 PM (PHb2k)

110 three days after

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:51 PM (VMcEw)

111 in the butt

Posted by: Ivana Humpalot at November 10, 2012 12:51 PM (mcWHD)

112 but if the pineapple will not fit, you must

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 12:51 PM (FcR7P)

113 black riding crop.... suddenly a knock.....

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 12:51 PM (JWLqy)

114 As taxpayers yelled..

Posted by: community*stalwart at November 10, 2012 12:51 PM (n35Vb)

115 wanted to impeach

Posted by: Barry's the beast at November 10, 2012 12:51 PM (o6IIK)

116 [Jeez, we are soooo easy]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:51 PM (piMMO)

117 Han shot first

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 12:51 PM (ccXZP)

118 ooh that smell

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:51 PM (8sCoq)

119 [nowhere near enough boobs in this story]

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 10, 2012 12:51 PM (UTq/I)

120 her heaving bosom

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 10, 2012 12:51 PM (UTq/I)

121 wandering the hinterlands

Posted by: huerfano at November 10, 2012 12:51 PM (bAGA/)

122 black riding crop....

suddenly a knock.....


*****

Tall, dark stranger

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:51 PM (piMMO)

123 thats a forest

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:51 PM (VMcEw)

124 "More nails, Ned."

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:51 PM (8sCoq)

125 While nursing glenlevit

Posted by: madamex at November 10, 2012 12:52 PM (1zsKV)

126 candygram for Mongo

Posted by: SMWIWTO at November 10, 2012 12:52 PM (TVtzh)

127 Suddenly, boobs appeared.

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:52 PM (8sCoq)

128
suddenly 43 boobs

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 12:52 PM (PHb2k)

129 fuck me, obama!

Posted by: walkers! at November 10, 2012 12:52 PM (YEG/L)

130 Tall, dark stranger muscles rippling in....

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 12:52 PM (JWLqy)

131 [nowhere near enough boobs in this story]

Joe Biden stumbled

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 12:52 PM (sC+qB)

132 "Crush your enemies."

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:52 PM (8sCoq)

133 you call that

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:52 PM (VMcEw)

134 make it stop

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:53 PM (8sCoq)

135 chimney he went

Posted by: Sobad at November 10, 2012 12:53 PM (m0le6)

136 the dog eater

Posted by: Barky's butt at November 10, 2012 12:53 PM (o6IIK)

137 Valerie Jarrett in.......
 
[quit trying to turn this into a horror story]

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 12:53 PM (ccXZP)

138
Ace of Spades

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 12:53 PM (PHb2k)

139 Oh my God

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 12:53 PM (XuiJf)

140 raided the till

Posted by: madamex at November 10, 2012 12:53 PM (1zsKV)

141 let it burn

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 12:53 PM (sC+qB)

142 needs more verbs

Posted by: huerfano at November 10, 2012 12:53 PM (bAGA/)

143 Im still reeling

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 12:53 PM (XuiJf)

144 More boobs arrived

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:54 PM (8sCoq)

145 "It's a trap!"

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:54 PM (8sCoq)

146
Reggie Love loved

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 12:54 PM (PHb2k)

147 breathing became heavy

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 12:54 PM (JWLqy)

148 Tall, dark stranger

muscles rippling in....


tight white tshirt

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:54 PM (piMMO)

149 cant believe disgust

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 12:54 PM (XuiJf)

150 when the green

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 12:54 PM (Iyg03)

151 she put them

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:54 PM (VMcEw)

152 a surfeit of boobs

Posted by: huerfano at November 10, 2012 12:54 PM (bAGA/)

153 boobs bouncing everywhere

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 12:55 PM (ccXZP)

154 just mix it

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 12:55 PM (sC+qB)

155 tight white tshirt.... we began to....

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 12:55 PM (JWLqy)

156 Petraeus and Broadwell

Posted by: Victoria at November 10, 2012 12:55 PM (tV5ow)

157 need more alcohol

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 12:55 PM (XuiJf)

158 [holy cow, this story sux...what's on tv?]

Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2012 12:55 PM (BeSEI)

159 on my shoulder

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:55 PM (VMcEw)

160 with antifreeze and

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 12:55 PM (sC+qB)

161 lifted the piano

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:55 PM (8sCoq)

162
gross, broken glass

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 12:55 PM (PHb2k)

163 "Yum," he said

Posted by: Burning empire at November 10, 2012 12:55 PM (o6IIK)

164 invigorated Sandra Fluke

Posted by: phreshone at November 10, 2012 12:56 PM (MAhUT)

165 organic free-range boobs

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 12:56 PM (ccXZP)

166 going to store

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 12:56 PM (XuiJf)

167 [if continuing a line, copy the prior line of of text]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:56 PM (piMMO)

168 free rubbers now

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:56 PM (VMcEw)

169 under the desk

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 12:56 PM (mQFKF)

170 be right back

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 12:56 PM (XuiJf)

171
Which reminds me

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 12:57 PM (PHb2k)

172 going to store

with a dollar ninety-four

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 10, 2012 12:57 PM (xKC/c)

173 "PUT DOWN THE—"

Posted by: Andrew S. at November 10, 2012 12:57 PM (evPK/)

174 out of beer

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:57 PM (VMcEw)

175 you want anything

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 12:57 PM (XuiJf)

176 back arched slightly

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 12:57 PM (8sCoq)

177 out of here

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:57 PM (VMcEw)

178 getting sTevo beer

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 12:57 PM (XuiJf)

179 tried to disengage

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 12:57 PM (Cnqmv)

180
Its a thibble

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 12:58 PM (PHb2k)

181 Gimme three steps......

Posted by: Boots at November 10, 2012 12:58 PM (neKzn)

182 Have you ever...

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 12:58 PM (Cnqmv)

183 and then suddenly

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 10, 2012 12:58 PM (BVkEs)

184 into re-education camps

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 12:58 PM (Cnqmv)

185 an effective strategy

Posted by: West at November 10, 2012 12:58 PM (M9Z1j)

186 Two lions humping

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 12:58 PM (0PiQ4)

187 Get your ass

Posted by: Quaid at November 10, 2012 12:59 PM (TVtzh)

188 tips bartender generously

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:59 PM (VMcEw)

189

[the] guys get shirts!

Posted by: kallisto at November 10, 2012 12:59 PM (jm/9g)

190 tight white tshirt.... we began to.... search desperately for

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 12:59 PM (JWLqy)

191 tight white tshirt....

we began to....


****

do the hokey-pokey

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 12:59 PM (piMMO)

192 the telltale heart......

Posted by: Boots at November 10, 2012 12:59 PM (neKzn)

193 shaken, not stirred

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 12:59 PM (sC+qB)

194 another drink, please

Posted by: Eat dog at November 10, 2012 12:59 PM (o6IIK)

195 skynyrds in house

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 12:59 PM (XuiJf)

196 out of nowhere

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 12:59 PM (VMcEw)

197
it was accubitus

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 12:59 PM (PHb2k)

198 [holy shit, that actually fit]

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 12:59 PM (sC+qB)

199 stopped the fracking

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 12:59 PM (Cnqmv)

200 [this is going as well as the last time]

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 12:59 PM (ccXZP)

201 Gimme free shit

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 12:59 PM (0PiQ4)

202 the telltale heart...... It seemed lost

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 01:00 PM (JWLqy)

203 skynyrds in house


****

gimme three steps....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 01:00 PM (piMMO)

204 More free shit

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:00 PM (0PiQ4)

205 stop the madness

Posted by: kallisto at November 10, 2012 01:00 PM (jm/9g)

206

And the sky....

 

is a hazy..........

 

shade of winter..........

Posted by: Boots at November 10, 2012 01:00 PM (neKzn)

207 Bond, James Bond...

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:00 PM (Cnqmv)

208 punched the camel

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:00 PM (VMcEw)

209 Ate the pickle

Posted by: Dave S. at November 10, 2012 01:00 PM (UvR6d)

210
when a zoppetto

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:01 PM (PHb2k)

211 Drive them before

Posted by: Fox2! at November 10, 2012 01:01 PM (1Qpmy)

212 peasants ate cake

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:01 PM (Cnqmv)

213 their women's lamentations!

Posted by: Fox2! at November 10, 2012 01:01 PM (1Qpmy)

214 cut the cheese

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:01 PM (sC+qB)

215 Sex under desk

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:01 PM (0PiQ4)

216 zipper nipped penis

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:01 PM (BAnPT)

217 You should be

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:01 PM (Cnqmv)

218 thats an ophone

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:02 PM (VMcEw)

219 Soothed by lips

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:02 PM (BAnPT)

220 meaning of "is"...

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:02 PM (Cnqmv)

221 thread getting rank

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 01:02 PM (piMMO)

222 embed all in...

Posted by: Boots at November 10, 2012 01:02 PM (neKzn)

223 said the chicken

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 01:02 PM (DoZD+)

224 Lost my virginity

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:02 PM (0PiQ4)

225 Jim Messina's hands...

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 01:02 PM (b+jI9)

226 the general exclaimed

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:02 PM (BAnPT)

227 Guys get shirts the women, don't

Posted by: Fox2! at November 10, 2012 01:03 PM (1Qpmy)

228 orgy on Endor

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 01:03 PM (ccXZP)

229

Ambassador's stevens family protected Obama also. The MSM could not avoided his family demanding answers,

the Manchurian candidate protected all factions. Even Traitor Gen. Betrayus

Posted by: Jack J at November 10, 2012 01:03 PM (neP+W)

230 sizzled enough for

Posted by: Bone at November 10, 2012 01:03 PM (o6IIK)

231 golden ringed wolves

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:03 PM (Cnqmv)

232 then she said

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:03 PM (VMcEw)

233 "I hate you!"

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:03 PM (0PiQ4)

234
fiddle-faddle, flim-flam, and flapdoodle,

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:03 PM (PHb2k)

235 all over my

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 01:03 PM (Iyg03)

236 dripping, yawning mess

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:03 PM (BAnPT)

237 howled behind shrubbery

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:03 PM (Cnqmv)

238 rented ladies' bike

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:03 PM (sC+qB)

239 nice blue dress

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:03 PM (VMcEw)

240 Off with their heads!

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:04 PM (0PiQ4)

241 Betty Davis eyes....

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 01:04 PM (b+jI9)

242 ... a special guy

Posted by: Fox2! at November 10, 2012 01:04 PM (1Qpmy)

243 tube of Brylcreem

Posted by: KMM (CT) at November 10, 2012 01:04 PM (rvA5M)

244 What a bitch

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:04 PM (0PiQ4)

245 your wifes not

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:04 PM (VMcEw)

246 Wicket came squealing

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:04 PM (BAnPT)

247 mom jeans wearing......

Posted by: Boots at November 10, 2012 01:04 PM (neKzn)

248 is still barrel-ized?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:04 PM (mkb9H)

249
fifteen floozies with feathered

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:05 PM (PHb2k)

250 only real small

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:05 PM (VMcEw)

251 of a hotdish

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 10, 2012 01:05 PM (1k4dd)

252 Leia sighed contentedly

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:05 PM (BAnPT)

253 racked the slide

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:05 PM (Cnqmv)

254 wrote "Dear Penthouse"

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 01:05 PM (ccXZP)

255 Grab a broom

Posted by: Boots at November 10, 2012 01:05 PM (neKzn)

256 handy cum rag

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:05 PM (BAnPT)

257 dangerously pointy elbows

Posted by: neener at November 10, 2012 01:05 PM (MXe8V)

258 Beam me up!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:06 PM (Cnqmv)

259 fancy new vagina.....

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 01:06 PM (b+jI9)

260 Another round of

Posted by: Stone at November 10, 2012 01:06 PM (o6IIK)

261
And suddenly realized

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:06 PM (PHb2k)

262 off time out

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:06 PM (mkb9H)

263 Crank some Zeppelin

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:06 PM (0PiQ4)

264 smelled like fish

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:06 PM (BAnPT)

265 "Two Sheds" Jackson

Posted by: LexisTexas at November 10, 2012 01:06 PM (Cn396)

266 Network Football, funds MSM Newrooms

Posted by: Jack J at November 10, 2012 01:06 PM (neP+W)

267 tasted like ass

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:06 PM (BAnPT)

268 a stupid post...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:07 PM (sRus3)

269 in a cooler

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 10, 2012 01:07 PM (1k4dd)

270
Its all over

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:07 PM (PHb2k)

271 Do me now

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:07 PM (0PiQ4)

272 THEN IT DIED

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 10, 2012 01:07 PM (NJEvi)

273 the entire fleet

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:07 PM (sC+qB)

274

 

like he said

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 01:07 PM (AW9md)

275 there was shrinkage!

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:07 PM (sRus3)

276 smart golf shoes

Posted by: Dr. Pookie at November 10, 2012 01:07 PM (o6IIK)

277 evidence was suppressed

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:07 PM (Cnqmv)

278 Luke recoiled savagely

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:07 PM (BAnPT)

279 She's my sister!

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:08 PM (BAnPT)

280
people were paid-off

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:08 PM (PHb2k)

281 Drinks his piss

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:08 PM (0PiQ4)

282

 

panties were wadded

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 01:08 PM (AW9md)

283 Kirk stroked Spock...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:08 PM (sRus3)

284 fire the whammy

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:08 PM (mkb9H)

285 really, space gonorrhea?

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 10, 2012 01:08 PM (NJEvi)

286 That's my wife

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:08 PM (Cnqmv)

287 across sore buttocks

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 01:08 PM (I88Jc)

288 it was vomit

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:08 PM (BAnPT)

289 from a jelly-jar

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 10, 2012 01:08 PM (1k4dd)

290
plans were made

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:08 PM (PHb2k)

291 just like the

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 01:09 PM (Vk6ZI)

292 I got mine

Posted by: Mooch at November 10, 2012 01:09 PM (o6IIK)

293 IT'S A TRAP.

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at November 10, 2012 01:09 PM (jucos)

294 penis made of chocolate......

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 01:09 PM (b+jI9)

295 Hoover never dreamt

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:09 PM (Cnqmv)

296 Spock's ears quivered

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:09 PM (BAnPT)

297 made the sandwiches

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:09 PM (mkb9H)

298 Barky's man Love

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 01:09 PM (mQFKF)

299 Fled the country

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:09 PM (0PiQ4)

300 of such corruption

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:09 PM (Cnqmv)

301 sure they're real!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 10, 2012 01:09 PM (NJEvi)

302

 

contents may be hot

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 01:09 PM (AW9md)

303
Suddenly Ohuru blamed

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:09 PM (PHb2k)

304 Obama fucking cheated

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:09 PM (BAnPT)

305 and doom forever

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 01:10 PM (Vk6ZI)

306 blackmail usually works

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:10 PM (Cnqmv)

307 I AM ELECTABLE

Posted by: Mittens Rombley at November 10, 2012 01:10 PM (jucos)

308 sharp elbows smashed

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 10, 2012 01:10 PM (rzTDZ)

309 Uhura flashed Sulu...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:10 PM (sRus3)

310 entitlement bonanza

Posted by: Lunar at November 10, 2012 01:10 PM (o6IIK)

311 a malevolent retard

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 01:10 PM (X3lox)

312 Did not inhale

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:10 PM (Cnqmv)

313
right thru his

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:10 PM (PHb2k)

314 seizing the controls

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 01:10 PM (I88Jc)

315 Valu-Rite Cocktail please

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:10 PM (mkb9H)

316 "...not infected, but..."

Posted by: Andrew S. at November 10, 2012 01:10 PM (evPK/)

317 who, who, who

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:11 PM (VMcEw)

318 Took some Viagra

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:11 PM (0PiQ4)

319

 

kill this thread

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 01:11 PM (AW9md)

320 Scotty reached around...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:11 PM (sRus3)

321 Still dripping smegma

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:11 PM (BAnPT)

322 nothing to see

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:11 PM (Cnqmv)

323 she never saw

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 01:11 PM (NzBQO)

324
seriously, it hurt

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:11 PM (PHb2k)

325 dog eating savage

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 01:11 PM (X3lox)

326 Want fake boobs

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:11 PM (0PiQ4)

327 global warming caused

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 01:11 PM (mQFKF)

328 veered severely leftward

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:11 PM (Cnqmv)

329 in your mouth

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:11 PM (BAnPT)

330 Oh dear Lord

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 01:11 PM (NzBQO)

331 it's full of ...a-holes

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:11 PM (zxaA2)

332 nuking from orbit...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:12 PM (sRus3)

333 I won, again

Posted by: Islamic dog at November 10, 2012 01:12 PM (o6IIK)

334 [Is this how the koran was written?]

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 01:12 PM (X3lox)

335 more lube Reggie

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:12 PM (Cnqmv)

336 the wookie died

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 01:12 PM (Vk6ZI)

337 under the throbbing

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 01:12 PM (I88Jc)

338 squeaking flatulence cloud

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:12 PM (BAnPT)

339
yes please, Captain

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:12 PM (PHb2k)

340 more free money

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 01:12 PM (mQFKF)

341 Let in mexicans

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:12 PM (0PiQ4)

342 Wait! Not now!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 01:12 PM (NzBQO)

343 not my problem

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:13 PM (zxaA2)

344 to the right

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:13 PM (VMcEw)

345 pounding of the

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:13 PM (Cnqmv)

346 Sulu dropped shields...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:13 PM (sRus3)

347 Intergalactic Space Whore

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2012 01:13 PM (TIIx5)

348 suit me up

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:13 PM (sC+qB)

349 Me? I voted!

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:13 PM (mkb9H)

350 More Mexicans please

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:13 PM (0PiQ4)

351 meat loaf again

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:13 PM (VMcEw)

352
Warp drive factor

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:13 PM (PHb2k)

353 bound by desire

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 01:13 PM (I88Jc)

354 more entitlements mofo

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:13 PM (Cnqmv)

355 damn fucking chicken

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:14 PM (VMcEw)

356 In your faaaace!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 01:14 PM (NzBQO)

357 Mudd sold Volts...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:14 PM (sRus3)

358 Blame George Bush

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:14 PM (mkb9H)

359 Gimme gimme gimme

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:14 PM (0PiQ4)

360
dot com bust

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:14 PM (PHb2k)

361 about your mouth...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:14 PM (sRus3)

362 [wow, that worked out well, Hrothgar]

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2012 01:14 PM (TIIx5)

363 I'll respect you...

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:14 PM (Cnqmv)

364 surely expulsion is

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:14 PM (VMcEw)

365 the housing bubble

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 01:14 PM (Vk6ZI)

366 when Mooch said:

Posted by: Moon Barrys at November 10, 2012 01:14 PM (o6IIK)

367 mortgages got paid...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:14 PM (sRus3)

368 what voter fraud?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:15 PM (mkb9H)

369 not the answer

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:15 PM (VMcEw)

370 with her here

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 01:15 PM (NzBQO)

371 scantily-clad android

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:15 PM (sC+qB)

372 tickled by plush

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 01:15 PM (I88Jc)

373 natural conservative constituents!!!

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:15 PM (zxaA2)

374 Obama torturing kittens

Posted by: Pavel at November 10, 2012 01:15 PM (WX9Lk)

375 O-phone bills come

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:15 PM (VMcEw)

376
I am LOLing

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:15 PM (PHb2k)

377 iceberg, full-speed!

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 01:15 PM (FcR7P)

378 Patraeus got hummed...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:15 PM (sRus3)

379 Government Motors designed

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 01:15 PM (mQFKF)

380 Rich, white, Republicans

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:15 PM (mkb9H)

381 use Chloroform liberally

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:16 PM (Cnqmv)

382 apes eating figs

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at November 10, 2012 01:16 PM (UiwSv)

383 puts the lotion

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:16 PM (sC+qB)

384 Ace's Prometheus review

Posted by: slatz at November 10, 2012 01:16 PM (fAVBA)

385 that boy needs

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:16 PM (VMcEw)

386 All In good

Posted by: praecisio at November 10, 2012 01:16 PM (SVZfy)

387 Somali butt pirates

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:16 PM (mkb9H)

388 To the moon!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 01:16 PM (NzBQO)

389 strapped to roof

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:16 PM (Cnqmv)

390 time

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 01:16 PM (Vk6ZI)

391 Decker went FOOM!....

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:16 PM (sRus3)

392 atop galloping ponies

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 01:16 PM (I88Jc)

393
Other than that

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:17 PM (PHb2k)

394 needs more lions

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:17 PM (r2PLg)

395 due for some

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 01:17 PM (FcR7P)

396 eggs over easy

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:17 PM (VMcEw)

397 what birth certificate?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:17 PM (mkb9H)

398 Welcome new Overlords

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 10, 2012 01:17 PM (jucos)

399

 

caissons keep rolling

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 01:17 PM (AW9md)

400 Phasers fired repeatedly

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:17 PM (Cnqmv)

401 a-fapping we will

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 01:17 PM (FcR7P)

402 Black helicopters circling

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:17 PM (0PiQ4)

403 regarde le menu

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:17 PM (sC+qB)

404 Hillary and Huma

Posted by: kallisto at November 10, 2012 01:17 PM (jm/9g)

405 What happens if

Posted by: Slower than Joe at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (o6IIK)

406 it take off

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (VMcEw)

407 you'll never know

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (NzBQO)

408 Axelrod-Obama Trilogy

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (r2PLg)

409 ...cheap ass thread...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (piMMO)

410 need more beer

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (Cnqmv)

411 ...oooh, I hate that.

Posted by: Billy Crystal at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (bJbMX)

412 Einstein's theory of....

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (b+jI9)

413 on another planet

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (mQFKF)

414 lots more beer

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (Cnqmv)

415 Barry's impeached

Posted by: Slower than Joe at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (o6IIK)

416 Luke got cocky...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (sRus3)

417
marvelous methane miscreant

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (PHb2k)

418 Mars or bust!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (NzBQO)

419 starlight obscuring her

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (I88Jc)

420 drops of pudding

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (r2PLg)

421 the old boss

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (VMcEw)

422 [yeah, now too bored to even read the comments]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (piMMO)

423 Valu-Rite running low

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (Cnqmv)

424 *squirt*, and then

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (FcR7P)

425 Han got pissed...

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (Uht19)

426 Shaken. Not. Stirred.

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (mkb9H)

427 Crossed the Rubicon

Posted by: TinCan at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (pTUgQ)

428 do you feel

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (VMcEw)

429

..diddled my biographer..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (lDWQr)

430 jelly-filled pressure suits

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (rzTDZ)

431 LET IT BURN

Posted by: echo Meh! at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (BHM5V)

432 Jar Jar Binx

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (DoZD+)

433 Sherman in my

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (VMcEw)

434 The ultracrepidarian was

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (QzdcC)

435 never in doubt

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (NzBQO)

436 Stole the election.

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (Uht19)

437 desk sex

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (r2PLg)

438 walking the dog

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (mkb9H)

439 It's raining men

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (0PiQ4)

440

 

damn trekkie geeks

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 01:20 PM (AW9md)

441 Spock splooged Chapel

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:20 PM (sRus3)

442 general smegmability

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:20 PM (zxaA2)

443 Hello, Washington?

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at November 10, 2012 01:20 PM (FcR7P)

444
..screwed the pooch

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:20 PM (lDWQr)

445 Harry Reid sodomized

Posted by: samsom at November 10, 2012 01:20 PM (kKO1Y)

446 little black dress

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:20 PM (VMcEw)

447 4 term President

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:20 PM (mkb9H)

448
..humped my hand

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:20 PM (lDWQr)

449 Most electable candidate.

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 01:20 PM (Uht19)

450
favorite funk hole

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:20 PM (PHb2k)

451 wookies man wept

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:20 PM (VMcEw)

452 Hooters buffalo wings

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:20 PM (0PiQ4)

453

tall buxom midgets

 

Posted by: FL-Chick at November 10, 2012 01:20 PM (0vN24)

454
..licked Paula's cooch

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:20 PM (lDWQr)

455 have more flexibility

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:21 PM (zxaA2)

456 wrong exit strategy

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:21 PM (r2PLg)

457 Spooky circled uselessly

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:21 PM (sC+qB)

458 covered in peanut-butter.

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 01:21 PM (Uht19)

459 greg blew all

Posted by: echo Meh! at November 10, 2012 01:21 PM (BHM5V)

460 O'Neil tapped Teal'c...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:21 PM (sRus3)

461 starman sucked hard

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 01:21 PM (I88Jc)

462 put it there

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 01:21 PM (NzBQO)

463 wolf bit princess

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 01:21 PM (mQFKF)

464
Make my day..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:21 PM (lDWQr)

465 a parallel universe

Posted by: Valerie's lover at November 10, 2012 01:21 PM (o6IIK)

466 whatsa flux capacitor?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 01:21 PM (DoZD+)

467
then she exclaimed

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:21 PM (PHb2k)

468 damn dirty apes!!

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:21 PM (zxaA2)

469 then the cheesewhiz

Posted by: echo Meh! at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (BHM5V)

470

 

bond, gay bond

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (AW9md)

471
..sucked Wookie's dick

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (lDWQr)

472 My hot rod

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (0PiQ4)

473 Jessssusssss, wipe your

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (VMcEw)

474 Billy Ray Cyrus

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (Uht19)

475 Barry took a

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (FcR7P)

476 Harry met Tommy...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (sRus3)

477 where yo dollah at?

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (zxaA2)

478 a flaming skull

Posted by: echo Meh! at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (BHM5V)

479 out the cockpit

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (I88Jc)

480 achy, breaky heart

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (sC+qB)

481 with rectum sauce

Posted by: the chicken at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (LQJlu)

482
Stop drop and roll..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (lDWQr)

483
on top of

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (PHb2k)

484 lowest common dominitrix

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (VMcEw)

485 of we go

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (NzBQO)

486 hell you say

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:22 PM (zxaA2)

487 Thar she blows

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (r2PLg)

488 I am a leaf

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (Uht19)

489
Large jumbo shrimp..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (lDWQr)

490 on the wind

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (Uht19)

491 3 of 4 dentists

Posted by: slatz at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (fAVBA)

492 Checkmate, I think...

Posted by: Bishop to King 7 at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (TVtzh)

493 Obama inhaled deeply ...

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (QzdcC)

494 Tucker did it!

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (DoZD+)

495

 

tommy was sally

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (AW9md)

496 mice and men

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (zxaA2)

497 not the face!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (GEICT)

498 and warts galore

Posted by: the chicken at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (LQJlu)

499
fill that cavity

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (PHb2k)

500 Sgt. York is reading my thoughts!

Meow meow meow meow

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (sC+qB)

501 Sandra Fluke fucked...

Posted by: echo Meh! at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (BHM5V)

502 Desecrated the remains.

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (Uht19)

503
smoked a doob..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (lDWQr)

504 as Biden dialated.

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (QzdcC)

505 were enjoyed by all

Posted by: Radar at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (Z64pB)

506 the other whitemeat

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:23 PM (r2PLg)

507 fries with that

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (VMcEw)

508 I can't believe

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (NzBQO)

509 Et tu Petraeus?

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (YxaXw)

510 koo koo ka jew

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (zxaA2)

511 "rules," she panted

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (I88Jc)

512 Tora, Tora, Tora!

Posted by: dri at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (dHKAh)

513 Shep Smith gobbled...

Posted by: echo Meh! at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (BHM5V)

514 knelt before me

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (53riN)

515 on your back

Posted by: the chicken at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (LQJlu)

516 bacon was cheap...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (sRus3)

517
some of the

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (PHb2k)

518 Aim to misbehave

[rawr]

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (Uht19)

519 Et tu Petraeus?


*****

resigns in defiance

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (piMMO)

520 advances, some miraculous

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (sC+qB)

521 paul told ringo

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (zxaA2)

522 Her love pudding

Posted by: dri at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (dHKAh)

523 Like lemmings over

Posted by: Lemmie vote at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (o6IIK)

524 a fish sammich

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (VMcEw)

525 meanwhile, licking slowly, ...

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (mQFKF)

526

Sandra Fluke fucked

all the king's men

Posted by: FL-Chick at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (0vN24)

527 starship named Jefferson

Posted by: slatz at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (fAVBA)

528 Iam the walrus

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (r2PLg)

529 The safe word is

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (0PiQ4)

530 in yellow snow

Posted by: the chicken at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (LQJlu)

531 ...looked on helplessly

Posted by: echo Meh! at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (BHM5V)

532 So many wards voted 99% + Eleventy for Obama.  Glad to know that voter fraud doesnt exist in this country.

People, the election was stolen, and nobody has the guts to call them on it. 

They got away with murder in benghazi and during the election.

Oh well....burn in hell incoming.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (ovpNn)

533 You're all ours!!!!!!32111111

Posted by: Barack and Michelle at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (YxaXw)

534 without us? never!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (NzBQO)

535
something to behold.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (PHb2k)

536 You have teleportesis!

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (DoZD+)

537 ... ... ...

Posted by: the blank page at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (LpQbZ)

538 little pinky toe

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (VMcEw)

539 grenades would help

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (Uht19)

540 into sixth gear

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (sC+qB)

541 newly bleached asshole

Posted by: echo Meh! at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (BHM5V)

542 All your base

Posted by: Berserker at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (FMbng)

543 named Deep Throat

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (r2PLg)

544 Pale, like shrimp

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (L7hol)

545 orange jump suit

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (VMcEw)

546 Awakening, she said...

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (zrpqj)

547 Out came the knives

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (0PiQ4)

548 532 sucks ass

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (Uht19)

549 Jersey boy hugs

Posted by: Quagmire at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (o6IIK)

550 burst out weeping

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (I88Jc)

551 can't be true

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (NzBQO)

552
the annual Chrismukkah

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (PHb2k)

553 Kill the Reds!

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (DoZD+)

554 post made of fail...

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (b+jI9)

555

 

parking in rear

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (AW9md)

556 a doll's eyes

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (sC+qB)

557
...throbbing pink clit

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:27 PM (lDWQr)

558 on a mission

Posted by: the chicken at November 10, 2012 01:27 PM (LQJlu)

559 and atomic bombs

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:27 PM (VMcEw)

560 #@&! )~$! *^^!

Posted by: writer's block at November 10, 2012 01:27 PM (LpQbZ)

561 Moochella "pegs" Barry...

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 01:27 PM (QzdcC)

562 suck it monkey boy...

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:27 PM (zxaA2)

563 Kiss us Barack!

Posted by: Single white females at November 10, 2012 01:27 PM (YxaXw)

564 screw my biographer

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 01:27 PM (Uht19)

565 hole in Biden's

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:27 PM (r2PLg)

566 ...and Lawrence Taylor

Posted by: Artie Lange at November 10, 2012 01:27 PM (BHM5V)

567 nuke the bumble

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:27 PM (VMcEw)

568 in delicious suprise

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 01:27 PM (Vk6ZI)

569 dogs and cats

Posted by: Alternative universe at November 10, 2012 01:27 PM (o6IIK)

570 The Fat Man

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:27 PM (r2PLg)

571 ... Memories of Rahm.

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 01:28 PM (QzdcC)

572 Farts in mouth

Posted by: Perez Hilton at November 10, 2012 01:28 PM (/YJYi)

573 No, I'll drive...

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:28 PM (zxaA2)

574 Watch me soar!

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 01:28 PM (Uht19)

575 Hands behind your back

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:28 PM (0PiQ4)

576 Barry also ate

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at November 10, 2012 01:28 PM (YxaXw)

577 chick flick, then

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:28 PM (VMcEw)

578
JJ's sore squeakhole...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:28 PM (lDWQr)

579
the feisty feline

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:28 PM (PHb2k)

580 Editor, please help!

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 10, 2012 01:28 PM (zrpqj)

581

Time to go.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 01:28 PM (DoZD+)

582 DWS spanked it

Posted by: FL-Chick at November 10, 2012 01:28 PM (0vN24)

583 Darmok and Jalad

Posted by: Berserker at November 10, 2012 01:28 PM (FMbng)

584 Before he stuck

Posted by: Reggie Full Of Love at November 10, 2012 01:28 PM (/YJYi)

585 with jelly donuts

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:29 PM (r2PLg)

586

 

real kungfoo grip

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 01:29 PM (AW9md)

587 like floppy beacon

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:29 PM (VMcEw)

588 he whispered that

Posted by: Love me some at November 10, 2012 01:29 PM (o6IIK)

589 man you suck

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:29 PM (zxaA2)

590

[these threads suck]

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2012 01:29 PM (bJbMX)

591
Princess Liz Warren...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:29 PM (lDWQr)

592 let's do this

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 01:29 PM (NzBQO)

593 Mrs. Malcolm Reynolds.

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 01:29 PM (Uht19)

594 along came Sandy

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:29 PM (r2PLg)

595

Barry also ate

my neighbor's dog

 

Posted by: FL-Chick at November 10, 2012 01:29 PM (0vN24)

596 Like Gangnam style

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 10, 2012 01:29 PM (L7hol)

597 farted loudly and...

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:30 PM (VLG62)

598 She goes down

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:30 PM (0PiQ4)

599
loved Little WhiteDove

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 01:30 PM (PHb2k)

600 some settlement may occur...

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:30 PM (zxaA2)

601 hugs fat boy

Posted by: Jug ears at November 10, 2012 01:30 PM (o6IIK)

602

 

now exhale slowly

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 01:30 PM (AW9md)

603 Batteries not included

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 01:30 PM (BHM5V)

604
Ho hoppin' night...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:30 PM (lDWQr)

605 stop using tracer

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:30 PM (sC+qB)

606 peed all over.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:30 PM (VLG62)

607 Alabama going down.

Posted by: big horn at November 10, 2012 01:30 PM (LpQbZ)

608

She goes down

and recovers the

Posted by: FL-Chick at November 10, 2012 01:30 PM (0vN24)

609 in your stool...

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:31 PM (zxaA2)

610 Democrat fund raiser

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:31 PM (r2PLg)

611 Without a doubt,

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:31 PM (VLG62)

612 Sloppy seconds--Biden

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 01:31 PM (QzdcC)

613

unconstitutional executive order

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 01:31 PM (BHM5V)

614 [these threads suck]


****


[cheap, cheap, cheap]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 01:31 PM (piMMO)

615 Heaving and gasping

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at November 10, 2012 01:31 PM (JcN7j)

616 Kung fu panda

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:31 PM (0PiQ4)

617 In the ear?

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:31 PM (VLG62)

618
Orca Winfrey's dick...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:31 PM (lDWQr)

619 useless fucking media

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 01:31 PM (BHM5V)

620 wait for it

Posted by: purple lips at November 10, 2012 01:31 PM (o6IIK)

621 Ask your doctor...about

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:31 PM (zxaA2)

622 Issa's aide winked

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:31 PM (sC+qB)

623 Joe licked my

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at November 10, 2012 01:32 PM (/YJYi)

624 She goes down
and recovers the
20 lb dumbell

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at November 10, 2012 01:32 PM (YxaXw)

625 pulled the handle.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:32 PM (VLG62)

626 Skittle shitting unicorn

Posted by: John P. Squibob at November 10, 2012 01:32 PM (kqqGm)

627
Hot Chevrolet Volt...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:32 PM (lDWQr)

628 Did body shots

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:32 PM (0PiQ4)

629 Cotton Candy Farts

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 10, 2012 01:32 PM (L7hol)

630 Change that diaper!

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:32 PM (VLG62)

631 giggle 'till dawn

Posted by: Dr. Biden at November 10, 2012 01:32 PM (o6IIK)

632 Chris Matthew's monkey

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:32 PM (r2PLg)

633

 

wash hands before

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 01:32 PM (AW9md)

634
Choked my chicken...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:33 PM (lDWQr)

635 viagra in your

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:33 PM (zxaA2)

636 She goes down
and recovers the
20 lb dumbell
and jams it

Posted by: FL-Chick at November 10, 2012 01:33 PM (0vN24)

637 Only in Philly.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:33 PM (VLG62)

638 Then jello shots

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:33 PM (0PiQ4)

639 The economy plunged

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at November 10, 2012 01:33 PM (JcN7j)

640 Rape the bureaucracy...

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 01:33 PM (QzdcC)

641 Then shot up

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:33 PM (0PiQ4)

642
Fuck the IRS...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:33 PM (lDWQr)

643 blew to pieces.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:34 PM (VLG62)

644 breakfast of champion, and ass clowns

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:34 PM (zxaA2)

645 a soft landing

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:34 PM (sC+qB)

646 Grabbed my Glock

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:34 PM (0PiQ4)

647 No fuck me!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 10, 2012 01:34 PM (/YJYi)

648 Worse than Carter

Posted by: AD at November 10, 2012 01:34 PM (iJTDW)

649 Paula's rabbit died

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:34 PM (r2PLg)

650 Bammy, Biden, Jarrett

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:34 PM (VLG62)

651 another yeast infection

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 01:34 PM (BHM5V)

652 math is hard

Posted by: Economic ballyhoo at November 10, 2012 01:34 PM (o6IIK)

653

 

301 sure they're real!!   ************************

my pleasure cascades.

Posted by: Verity Kindle at November 10, 2012 01:34 PM (PuNoh)

654 brackets my ass

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:35 PM (zxaA2)

655

Bronco Bamma lies...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:35 PM (lDWQr)

656 shoved the corpse

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:35 PM (VLG62)

657 the Rhodesian bush

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:35 PM (sC+qB)

658 ChemJeff's ice-skating incident?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:35 PM (mkb9H)

659 .....fries with that?

Posted by: Psychology major at November 10, 2012 01:36 PM (ccXZP)

660 HarryReid, the pederast,

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 01:36 PM (QzdcC)

661 go for the field goal, biotch

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:36 PM (zxaA2)

662 Barry loves us

Posted by: Economic ballyhoo at November 10, 2012 01:36 PM (o6IIK)

663 Ground-up lips and assholes

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:36 PM (VLG62)

664
Just trust me..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:36 PM (lDWQr)

665

 

also none as

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 01:36 PM (AW9md)

666 pump you up

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:37 PM (r2PLg)

667 George Zimmerman acquitted

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:37 PM (0PiQ4)

668 over the blue

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 01:37 PM (Iyg03)

669 It's hardly ideal.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:37 PM (VLG62)

670
I won't cum...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:37 PM (lDWQr)

671 not like this

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:37 PM (r2PLg)

672
I heart you...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:37 PM (lDWQr)

673 the greatest EVAH

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 01:37 PM (j7iSn)

674

 

 i grow weary

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 01:37 PM (AW9md)

675 herding the cats

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 01:37 PM (Vk6ZI)

676 candy ass says what?

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:37 PM (zxaA2)

677 Mom said no!

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:37 PM (VLG62)

678 This freakin' guy

Jug earred frick

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:37 PM (mkb9H)

679 murder, death, kill

Posted by: Demolition Man at November 10, 2012 01:37 PM (BHM5V)

680 he's dead, Jim

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 01:38 PM (j7iSn)

681 Ace's ewok costume

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:38 PM (r2PLg)

682 lay the smack down...

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:38 PM (zxaA2)

683
Hot to trot!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:38 PM (lDWQr)

684 Joooos blamed again

Posted by: dri at November 10, 2012 01:38 PM (dHKAh)

685

 

happy fucking trails

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 01:38 PM (AW9md)

686 pants fell off

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:38 PM (VLG62)

687 She's a lesbian!!!

Posted by: Reggie Dunlop at November 10, 2012 01:38 PM (YMqWj)

688 on your candy ass...

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:38 PM (zxaA2)

689
McMuffin with fries...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:38 PM (lDWQr)

690 knees around ears

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:39 PM (VLG62)

691
Pull my finger..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:39 PM (lDWQr)

692 red stiletto heels

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:39 PM (VLG62)

693 Big fat meanie

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 01:39 PM (YMqWj)

694 the biggest pantload

Posted by: Poopy caca at November 10, 2012 01:39 PM (o6IIK)

695 Check the transcript Candy

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:39 PM (0PiQ4)

696
Suck my schlong...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:39 PM (lDWQr)

697 drink, drank, drunk.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 01:40 PM (mQFKF)

698 Meringued banana pudding

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:40 PM (mkb9H)

699 passed out cold.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:40 PM (VLG62)

700 checkers, not chess

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:40 PM (sC+qB)

701 stupid Palin cunt!

Posted by: Liberal Who Just Can't Wait To Vote Republican! at November 10, 2012 01:40 PM (9SwFX)

702 pneumatic honey trap

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 01:40 PM (0yCoM)

703
Hot bangin' chick...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:40 PM (lDWQr)

704 from Harvard darling

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:40 PM (r2PLg)

705 He said terror

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:40 PM (BAnPT)

706 wuby wed wips

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 01:40 PM (j7iSn)

707 Pass the joint

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:40 PM (0PiQ4)

708 just fell out.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:40 PM (VLG62)

709

not sponge worthy

Posted by: Elaine at November 10, 2012 01:40 PM (BHM5V)

710

 

carpet is worn

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 01:40 PM (AW9md)

711 joe crapped himself

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:40 PM (zxaA2)

712 Ace and AllahPundit

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:41 PM (r2PLg)

713 not our kind

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:41 PM (mkb9H)

714
Take it easy!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:41 PM (lDWQr)

715 Biden, Joe Biden

Posted by: Psychology major at November 10, 2012 01:41 PM (ccXZP)

716 that's racist talk

Posted by: PC at November 10, 2012 01:41 PM (o6IIK)

717 Hey, it's not

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:41 PM (VLG62)

718
Vote for life!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:41 PM (lDWQr)

719 Joe Biden said...

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 01:41 PM (mQFKF)

720 Blood bursts blissfully...

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 01:42 PM (QzdcC)

721 I'm with stupid

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:42 PM (mkb9H)

722 Sittin' in a tree

Posted by: C'mon now at November 10, 2012 01:42 PM (o6IIK)

723 turkey and headphones

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:42 PM (VLG62)

724 Hold your water!

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:42 PM (BAnPT)

725 Oh, it tingles!

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at November 10, 2012 01:42 PM (AD6Iz)

726
Betty White's taco...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:42 PM (lDWQr)

727 harsh the mellow

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:42 PM (mkb9H)

728 use the bayonet

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 01:42 PM (0yCoM)

729 Peggy Noonan said

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:42 PM (r2PLg)

730 sixteen ounce soda

Posted by: Nanny Doomberg at November 10, 2012 01:42 PM (BHM5V)

731 Tampons by mail.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:42 PM (BAnPT)

732 Jay-Z and Beyonce

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:43 PM (0PiQ4)

733 Machines for sale

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:43 PM (VLG62)

734 Honey Boo Boo

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:43 PM (mkb9H)

735 Orca vs Oprahization.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 01:43 PM (YMqWj)

736 31 Michelle's Fat Ass Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (mQFKF) 32 atomic powered nunchucks Posted by: Ed Wood vs Godzilla at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (BsGo+)

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, tablet edition at November 10, 2012 01:43 PM (eQnzo)

737 Black market tampons

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:43 PM (r2PLg)

738 Where's the trolls?

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 01:43 PM (ccXZP)

739 Bumbling buffoon bounces

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 01:43 PM (QzdcC)

740 In my pants.

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at November 10, 2012 01:43 PM (AD6Iz)

741 SlowJoe and Barky

Posted by: The Two of us at November 10, 2012 01:43 PM (o6IIK)

742 Mail order brides

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:44 PM (BAnPT)

743 Party alla time

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:44 PM (VLG62)

744 She goes down
and recovers the
20 lb dumbell
and jams it
Back in Reggie's

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at November 10, 2012 01:44 PM (YxaXw)

745 Karl Rove sucks

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:44 PM (mkb9H)

746 happy whore, geraldo,

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 01:44 PM (QzdcC)

747
Dole, McCain, Romney...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:44 PM (lDWQr)

748 shock the monkey

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:44 PM (0PiQ4)

749 In Las Vegas?

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:44 PM (VLG62)

750 Rove cooked goose

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:44 PM (BAnPT)

751 Fair and Balanced

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:44 PM (mkb9H)

752 Luuuuuuucy!  I'm home!

Posted by: Ricky Ricardo at November 10, 2012 01:44 PM (HjPtV)

753 my koi died

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:45 PM (r2PLg)

754 Dole, McCain, Romney

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:45 PM (BAnPT)

755
M F'n M

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:45 PM (lDWQr)

756 doesn't go there

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:45 PM (VLG62)

757 [this would work better if posters were required to contribute three sentences, not three words. It might be even funnier if they had to pick up the nearest book within reach to get those three sentences.]

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at November 10, 2012 01:45 PM (JcN7j)

758 in their dalliances

Posted by: They want you at November 10, 2012 01:45 PM (o6IIK)

759 Nate Silver. Right?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:45 PM (mkb9H)

760 Dole, McCain, Romney

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:45 PM (BAnPT)

761 even if paid.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:45 PM (VLG62)

762 my free healthcare

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 01:45 PM (ccXZP)

763 While Kid Rock played

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:45 PM (0PiQ4)

764 release the Kraken

Posted by: Zeus at November 10, 2012 01:46 PM (BHM5V)

765 sweaty donkey balls

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:46 PM (VLG62)

766 Biden confused cockring

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 01:46 PM (QzdcC)

767
Al Gork's balls...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:46 PM (lDWQr)

768 See a pattern?

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:46 PM (BAnPT)

769 goose is cooked

Posted by: Dinner at November 10, 2012 01:46 PM (o6IIK)

770 thin chocolate coating

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:46 PM (VLG62)

771 E Pluribus Unam

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:46 PM (mkb9H)

772 sandy burger's socks

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:46 PM (r2PLg)

773 Bill Clinton's cigar

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 01:46 PM (j7iSn)

774 following the lemmings

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 01:46 PM (Vk6ZI)

775 Moochelle's fat ass

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 01:47 PM (mQFKF)

776 with your dick

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 01:47 PM (BHM5V)

777 my duck quacks

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at November 10, 2012 01:47 PM (AD6Iz)

778
Phony Global Baloney....

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:47 PM (lDWQr)

779 on his toenails

Posted by: Cackfinger at November 10, 2012 01:47 PM (CCHli)

780 and blueberry filling

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:47 PM (VLG62)

781

Inflate your tires

Posted by: foobert at November 10, 2012 01:47 PM (YFAMg)

782 feets on ground

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:47 PM (mkb9H)

783 Autoerotic asphyxiation... ********** Was preferable too..

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 01:47 PM (8EKcT)

784 and a smile.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:47 PM (VLG62)

785 Anthony Weiner's endowment

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:47 PM (r2PLg)

786
Monica Lewinsky's tongue...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:47 PM (lDWQr)

787 in the weeds

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:48 PM (mkb9H)

788 yo, that's wack...

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:48 PM (zxaA2)

789 burns my ass

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at November 10, 2012 01:48 PM (AD6Iz)

790 Tickle me

Posted by: Federal feelings at November 10, 2012 01:48 PM (o6IIK)

791
Bill Clinton's humidor...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:48 PM (lDWQr)

792 Jesse Jr's Ninja

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:48 PM (r2PLg)

793 amnesty for Messicans?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:48 PM (mkb9H)

794 steals government cheese

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at November 10, 2012 01:48 PM (AD6Iz)

795 Gets stains out

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:48 PM (BAnPT)

796 jobs jobs jobs

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:48 PM (0PiQ4)

797
Peggy Noonan's honesty...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:48 PM (lDWQr)

798 change the rules

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 01:48 PM (BHM5V)

799 Lewinsky weiner yuk

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 01:49 PM (Vk6ZI)

800 Guam tipped over

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:49 PM (r2PLg)

801 penis, vagina, anus,

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 01:49 PM (K7MxO)

802 early and often

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 01:49 PM (BHM5V)

803 Lord of Algorithms

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:49 PM (mkb9H)

804 going to shoot

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:49 PM (VMcEw)

805 a maid screamed

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 01:49 PM (sC+qB)

806
Andrea Olive Tarantula...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:49 PM (lDWQr)

807 Jack Traficant's toupee

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:49 PM (r2PLg)

808 pool at the

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:49 PM (VMcEw)

809 your point is?

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 01:49 PM (zxaA2)

810 Gastropod Chris Christie

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 01:49 PM (YMqWj)

811 pigs with lipstick

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:50 PM (mkb9H)

812 watering hole up

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:50 PM (VMcEw)

813
Martha McCallum's gams...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:50 PM (lDWQr)

814 out the wazoo

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:50 PM (0PiQ4)

815 Obama gay pr0n

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at November 10, 2012 01:50 PM (BHM5V)

816 25 to life

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 01:50 PM (j7iSn)

817 on the teleprompter

Posted by: Federal feelings at November 10, 2012 01:50 PM (o6IIK)

818 Bleeding from rectum

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 01:50 PM (K7MxO)

819 Valu-Rite Vodka

Posted by: Bildo at November 10, 2012 01:50 PM (eToum)

820 Life without freedom....

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 01:50 PM (8EKcT)

821 [in] Rep. Jefferson's refrigerator

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:51 PM (r2PLg)

822 yonder, how about

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:51 PM (VMcEw)

823
ABC!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:51 PM (lDWQr)

824 needs new thread

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:51 PM (mkb9H)

825 I won.

Posted by: by any means necessary at November 10, 2012 01:51 PM (6kQsX)

826 Rammed my big

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 01:51 PM (K7MxO)

827 or more cowbell

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:51 PM (mkb9H)

828
Paris Hilton's vag...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:51 PM (lDWQr)

829 me the money

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:51 PM (VMcEw)

830 not my style.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 01:51 PM (VLG62)

831 Marion Barry's bong

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:51 PM (r2PLg)

832 me your beads

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:51 PM (VMcEw)

833 a midnight dreary

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 01:52 PM (SP4jC)

834 can I haz

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 01:52 PM (Vk6ZI)

835 Rahm dropped trou

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 01:52 PM (K7MxO)

836 Barry's got this

Posted by: Choom at November 10, 2012 01:52 PM (o6IIK)

837 plush and fluffy

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:52 PM (mkb9H)

838 playmate of the month

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 01:52 PM (0PiQ4)

839 last call for

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:52 PM (VMcEw)

840

my balls itch

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at November 10, 2012 01:52 PM (BHM5V)

841 I ate it

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 01:52 PM (K7MxO)

842 I am out

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:52 PM (VMcEw)

843 bulls on parade

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:52 PM (mkb9H)

844 you're rich enough

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 01:53 PM (j7iSn)

845 a social life

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:53 PM (VMcEw)

846 Why Ohio. Why?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:53 PM (mkb9H)

847
Aunt Freebie Zeutini..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:53 PM (lDWQr)

848 my balls itch [because you put them in] the plastic Turlkey

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:53 PM (r2PLg)

849 reboot universe

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 01:53 PM (SP4jC)

850 Crush kill destroy

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 01:53 PM (K7MxO)

851 New Black Panther

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:53 PM (mkb9H)

852 why won't you

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:53 PM (VMcEw)

853 More. Cow. Bell.

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:54 PM (mkb9H)

854 did you baste...

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:54 PM (r2PLg)

855 she was iceback

Posted by: robtr at November 10, 2012 01:54 PM (rTgOf)

856
Professional liberal bullshitter...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:54 PM (lDWQr)

857 Dr Ruth says

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:54 PM (VMcEw)

858 while still turgid

Posted by: CMU VET at November 10, 2012 01:54 PM (dPSpR)

859 shock jock

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 01:54 PM (SP4jC)

860 zucchini are OK

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:54 PM (VMcEw)

861 the plastic *Turkey*

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:54 PM (r2PLg)

862 starve the beast

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 01:54 PM (BHM5V)

863
No fat chicks!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:55 PM (lDWQr)

864 Wet dream

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 01:55 PM (8EKcT)

865 just do it

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:55 PM (VMcEw)

866
Save the Pussy!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:55 PM (lDWQr)

867 inna gadda davida

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 10, 2012 01:55 PM (rzTDZ)

868 she spread her

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 01:55 PM (K7MxO)

869 space troll between

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:55 PM (VMcEw)

870 Thom Jefferson said

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:55 PM (mkb9H)

871 five narwhals were ...

Posted by: Sobad at November 10, 2012 01:55 PM (m0le6)

872

fucking that chicken

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 01:55 PM (BHM5V)

873 while running with

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:55 PM (r2PLg)

874 [Can we get a new thread?]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 01:56 PM (uvzjj)

875 the wrong trousers

Posted by: Obama lied, Americans died at November 10, 2012 01:56 PM (CTIW2)

876 Blow'bama

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 01:56 PM (8EKcT)

877 He's dead Jim.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 01:56 PM (6JMZR)

878 it tasted like

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:56 PM (r2PLg)

879 really, ba bye

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 01:56 PM (VMcEw)

880 ColOnel Mustard with

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 01:56 PM (K7MxO)

881 Happy Birthday Marines

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:56 PM (mkb9H)

882 [no, you'll have this thread, AND YOU'LL LIKE IT]

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 01:57 PM (Iyg03)

883 old tuna fish

Posted by: CMU VET at November 10, 2012 01:57 PM (dPSpR)

884 [she said] It's too LONG!!!

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 01:57 PM (r2PLg)

885 Where's the overnight?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:57 PM (mkb9H)

886 Kimberly and Megyn

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 01:57 PM (6JMZR)

887 Smelled like poo

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 01:57 PM (K7MxO)

888 Romney +4 in new daily tracking poll.

Still a chance!

Posted by: Scott Rasmussen at November 10, 2012 01:57 PM (t7dIX)

889 an unladen swallow

Posted by: Bill H at November 10, 2012 01:58 PM (3sZO1)

890 [But I don't like it. ]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 01:58 PM (uvzjj)

891
Dirty wacko liberal...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:58 PM (lDWQr)

892 Ernest Borgnine's dentures

Posted by: slatz at November 10, 2012 01:58 PM (fAVBA)

893 Highway to Hell

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:58 PM (mkb9H)

894 cigar smells funny...

Posted by: Bosco Hershey at November 10, 2012 01:58 PM (Aki9n)

895 pull my finger

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 01:58 PM (K7MxO)

896
Vote for me!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 01:58 PM (lDWQr)

897 Bastard Blow'bama blowhard [Alliteration?]

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 01:59 PM (8EKcT)

898 Nate Silver's stylist

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 01:59 PM (K7MxO)

899 where's that been?

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 01:59 PM (j7iSn)

900 join the band

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 01:59 PM (mkb9H)

901 In the backdoor

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 01:59 PM (K7MxO)

902

Save us, OpenBlogger.

You're our only hope.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2012 02:00 PM (b7KaW)

903 I want mine

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:00 PM (mkb9H)

904 It smells funny

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 02:00 PM (j7iSn)

905 Metatalk in brackets.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 02:00 PM (6JMZR)

906 Blood in stool

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:01 PM (K7MxO)

907 I Won Won.

Posted by: by any means necessary at November 10, 2012 02:01 PM (6kQsX)

908 ["910 Metatalk in brackets. Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 06:00 PM (6JMZR) " LOL. ]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:01 PM (uvzjj)

909 from Staten Island

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:01 PM (mkb9H)

910 test came back

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:01 PM (K7MxO)

911 Man Bear Pig

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:01 PM (mkb9H)

912 the one won

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 02:02 PM (j7iSn)

913 New York City

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:02 PM (mkb9H)

914 Picked a' peck a' penises [A's don't count]

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:02 PM (8EKcT)

915 Jew, mexican & morman

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:03 PM (K7MxO)

916 Lemmy has warts

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:03 PM (mkb9H)

917 the hamster said

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:03 PM (SP4jC)

918 back to you

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:03 PM (mkb9H)

919 you're gay because

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:03 PM (K7MxO)

920 Richard Gere stinks.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:04 PM (uvzjj)

921 meteoric doom showers

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:04 PM (I88Jc)

922 [guido]

but a'holes do

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:04 PM (SP4jC)

923 Covered in jizz

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:04 PM (K7MxO)

924 needs a drink

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:04 PM (mkb9H)

925 [not you personally guido]

this is senseless

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:05 PM (SP4jC)

926 feel the burn

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:05 PM (mkb9H)

927 Voted obama then

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:05 PM (K7MxO)

928 watched it burn

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:05 PM (uvzjj)

929 slaps tentacle monster

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:05 PM (I88Jc)

930 with Sandra Flukes

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:06 PM (uvzjj)

931 1,000 monkeys typing

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:06 PM (SP4jC)

932 Michelles big ass

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:06 PM (K7MxO)

933 binders fulla women

Posted by: Artemus Khan, Supervillain-Billionaire-Layabout at November 10, 2012 02:06 PM (27tUc)

934 release the hounds

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:06 PM (mkb9H)

935 918 New York City ...response was inadequate

Posted by: wheatie at November 10, 2012 02:06 PM (ICEh3)

936 the Fisker burned

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2012 02:06 PM (nkiQM)

937 watching it burn

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:06 PM (uvzjj)

938 A NYT editorial

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 02:06 PM (j7iSn)

939 come on 1,000

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:07 PM (mkb9H)

940 and everyones coming

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:07 PM (K7MxO)

941 greased starships into

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:07 PM (I88Jc)

942 abortions per second

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:07 PM (uvzjj)

943 running on fumes

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:07 PM (mkb9H)

944 first crackhead President

[turns out crackhead is a word??!!!!!]

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:07 PM (SP4jC)

945 who ate dog

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:08 PM (uvzjj)

946 as Rufus tapped

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:08 PM (K7MxO)

947 phasers on stun

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:08 PM (mkb9H)

948 the ewok grabbed

Posted by: ES at November 10, 2012 02:08 PM (P7uaO)

949 stopped huffing today

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:08 PM (SP4jC)

950 ingly beautiful Kirks

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:08 PM (uvzjj)

951 huff some glue

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 02:08 PM (j7iSn)

952 Dog with Tobasco.

Posted by: Barky Obama at November 10, 2012 02:09 PM (/YJYi)

953 took bad acid

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:09 PM (K7MxO)

954 nine fifty eight

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 02:09 PM (6JMZR)

955 missed by one

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 02:09 PM (6JMZR)

956 cigarettes and chocolate [milk]

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:09 PM (mkb9H)

957 it's too late

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:09 PM (uvzjj)

958 it was a

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:09 PM (SP4jC)

959 hurling the reanimated

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:09 PM (I88Jc)

960 one more time

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 02:09 PM (j7iSn)

961 broke the code

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:09 PM (mkb9H)

962 the cankle abides

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 02:09 PM (0yCoM)

963 dildo at a

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:10 PM (uvzjj)

964 three words at a time

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 02:10 PM (6JMZR)

965 Nate Silver gobbled

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:10 PM (SP4jC)

966 Jack hammered her

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:10 PM (K7MxO)

967 maybe not

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:10 PM (uvzjj)

968 SCoaMF, SCoaMF, SCoaMF.

Posted by: Comrade Gibsmedat at November 10, 2012 02:10 PM (NIZHJ)

969 Blow'bama blowhard Just suck my dick evil prick You stole my freedom [Oops... thought it was haiku night]

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:10 PM (8EKcT)

970 y'all are lemmings

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 02:10 PM (6JMZR)

971 drove bangbus while

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:10 PM (K7MxO)

972 4 more years

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:11 PM (uvzjj)

973 turnout of 100%

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:11 PM (SP4jC)

974 Michelle's a beard

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:11 PM (mkb9H)

975 then she awakened

Posted by: ES at November 10, 2012 02:11 PM (P7uaO)

976 lemmings are cool

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:11 PM (uvzjj)

977 Benghazi?  Never heard

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 10, 2012 02:11 PM (/YJYi)

978 poll wrong because

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:11 PM (K7MxO)

979 stuffed the ballot

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:11 PM (SP4jC)

980 stop refreshing page

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 02:11 PM (6JMZR)

981 purchased canned bacon

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:12 PM (mkb9H)

982 and then, BLAMMO!

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 02:12 PM (j7iSn)

983 if you want aids

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:12 PM (uvzjj)

984 Michelle's beard dripped

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:12 PM (SP4jC)

985 140% electorate spoken.

Posted by: Comrade Gibsmedat at November 10, 2012 02:12 PM (NIZHJ)

986 counted my vote [iykwim]

Posted by: ES at November 10, 2012 02:12 PM (P7uaO)

987 precious metals trade

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:12 PM (mkb9H)

988 Colt45 and cheetos

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:12 PM (K7MxO)

989 this is stupid

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:12 PM (SP4jC)

990 It went off

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 02:13 PM (j7iSn)

991 [Never gonna] give you up

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 02:13 PM (6JMZR)

992 [Never gonna] let you down

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 02:13 PM (6JMZR)

993 40% Progress

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:13 PM (uvzjj)

994 1000

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:13 PM (uvzjj)

995 1

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:13 PM (uvzjj)

996 but strangely addictive

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:13 PM (SP4jC)

997 bullets for gas

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:13 PM (mkb9H)

998 spent juices

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:13 PM (I88Jc)

999 Something went right.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:13 PM (uvzjj)

1000 Petreus ate her

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:13 PM (K7MxO)

1001 Iceblink'd Fluck sashayed

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 02:14 PM (QzdcC)

1002 Work 4 hobopelts.

Posted by: Comrade Gibsmedat at November 10, 2012 02:14 PM (NIZHJ)

1003 Is a dead

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:14 PM (K7MxO)

1004 dog because he

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:14 PM (uvzjj)

1005 Money for nothing

Posted by: Dire Straits at November 10, 2012 02:14 PM (/YJYi)

1006 Chicks for free

Posted by: Dire Straits at November 10, 2012 02:15 PM (/YJYi)

1007 But they have dicks.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:15 PM (uvzjj)

1008 easily cuts through

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:15 PM (mkb9H)

1009

Pasted from Word

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 02:15 PM (6JMZR)

1010 syntax assignments needed

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:15 PM (I88Jc)

1011 Biches 4 free.

Posted by: Butters at November 10, 2012 02:15 PM (NIZHJ)

1012 rover dover and

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:15 PM (SP4jC)

1013 two black guys

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:15 PM (K7MxO)

1014 eating a dog

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:16 PM (uvzjj)

1015 Newthread we need

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 02:16 PM (pwTow)

1016 that wasn't me

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:16 PM (mkb9H)

1017 TMI; barrel now

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:16 PM (SP4jC)

1018 and sqeezed her

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:16 PM (K7MxO)

1019 in the barrel

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 02:16 PM (j7iSn)

1020 abortion into their butts

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:16 PM (uvzjj)

1021 no outside pasting!!!!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:17 PM (SP4jC)

1022 when he finished ...

Posted by: California Jackalope at November 10, 2012 02:17 PM (VNFBf)

1023 with crispy sausages

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:17 PM (I88Jc)

1024 In the barrel!

Posted by: The Chicken at November 10, 2012 02:17 PM (/YJYi)

1025 smoke 'em if

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:17 PM (K7MxO)

1026 Barrel Time Traded

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:17 PM (mkb9H)

1027 Laded with poop

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 02:17 PM (K7MxO)

1028 [Well, the plot could be a bit MORE contrived, actually.]

Posted by: sherlock at November 10, 2012 02:17 PM (f29LO)

1029 and skittles

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:18 PM (SP4jC)

1030 And then Biden

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:18 PM (uvzjj)

1031 Hey Peter man!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 02:18 PM (YMqWj)

1032 Saturday. Afternoon. Experimental.

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:18 PM (mkb9H)

1033 I like barrel.....

Posted by: Mohammad at November 10, 2012 02:18 PM (/YJYi)

1034 he wiped it ...

Posted by: California Jackalope at November 10, 2012 02:18 PM (VNFBf)

1035 [1033 Never!]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:18 PM (uvzjj)

1036 came from her

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:18 PM (SP4jC)

1037 warping time-space

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:18 PM (I88Jc)

1038 Where's teh pron?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:18 PM (mkb9H)

1039 anomaly to bring

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:19 PM (uvzjj)

1040 punched Chimpy McBushiltlerburton

Posted by: Liberal Who Just Can't Wait To Vote Republican! at November 10, 2012 02:19 PM (9SwFX)

1041 on her heaving ...

Posted by: California Jackalope at November 10, 2012 02:19 PM (VNFBf)

1042 she dribbled as

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:19 PM (SP4jC)

1043 Freeloaders rule now

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:19 PM (8EKcT)

1044 Declaration of Independence

Posted by: powdered whig at November 10, 2012 02:19 PM (TVtzh)

1045 as rockets launched

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:20 PM (I88Jc)

1046 Government-supplied diaphragm

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:20 PM (uvzjj)

1047 as she licked ...

Posted by: California Jackalope at November 10, 2012 02:20 PM (VNFBf)

1048 ...snatch in F-L-A...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 02:20 PM (YMqWj)

1049 his throbbing hard

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:20 PM (SP4jC)

1050 his massive staff ...

Posted by: California Jackalope at November 10, 2012 02:20 PM (VNFBf)

1051 could be addictive

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:21 PM (mkb9H)

1052 Government paycheck and

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:21 PM (uvzjj)

1053 petition to secede

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:21 PM (SP4jC)

1054  mighty sword with...

a peculiar smell

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (JWLqy)

 

 

---------------------------------------------

 

 

drip, drip, drip 

Posted by: Comrade Soona at November 10, 2012 02:21 PM (jn1Vy)

1055 romancing robots softly

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:21 PM (I88Jc)

1056 turned me on...

Posted by: Mohammad at November 10, 2012 02:21 PM (/YJYi)

1057 could be addictive

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 02:21 PM (j7iSn)

1058 permission to proceed

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:21 PM (SP4jC)

1059 doesn't cause abortions

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:22 PM (uvzjj)

1060 They have phasers

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:22 PM (8EKcT)

1061 How to proceed

Posted by: Mohammad at November 10, 2012 02:22 PM (/YJYi)

1062 which make you gay

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:22 PM (uvzjj)

1063 ejaculated all over...

Posted by: EC at November 10, 2012 02:22 PM (doBIb)

1064 his juices flowed ...

Posted by: California Jackalope at November 10, 2012 02:22 PM (VNFBf)

1065 is probably addicted

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:22 PM (mkb9H)

1066 ...used to goats..... *shrugs*

Posted by: Mohammad at November 10, 2012 02:22 PM (/YJYi)

1067 And three boobies

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:22 PM (8EKcT)

1068 Presidente Choomster III

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:22 PM (SP4jC)

1069 down the arugula

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:22 PM (uvzjj)

1070 on beings of

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:22 PM (I88Jc)

1071 nothingness and Socialism

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:23 PM (uvzjj)

1072 Green big boobies

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:23 PM (8EKcT)

1073 ...wait, where am

Posted by: lost at November 10, 2012 02:23 PM (d14HN)

1074 indictments not withstanding

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:23 PM (mkb9H)

1075 choom wars begun

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:23 PM (SP4jC)

1076 make it stop!

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 02:23 PM (j7iSn)

1077 his narrow urethra

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 02:23 PM (YMqWj)

1078 such a throbbing erection

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:23 PM (uvzjj)

1079 he couldn't stop ...

Posted by: California Jackalope at November 10, 2012 02:23 PM (VNFBf)

1080 Grand Jury called

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:24 PM (mkb9H)

1081 voting for Obama

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:24 PM (uvzjj)

1082 Keep erections away!

Posted by: The Goat at November 10, 2012 02:24 PM (/YJYi)

1083 stop don't stop

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:24 PM (SP4jC)

1084 Obama would say

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:24 PM (uvzjj)

1085 orange jumpsuits outfitted

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 02:24 PM (X3lox)

1086 the wolf from ...

Posted by: California Jackalope at November 10, 2012 02:24 PM (VNFBf)

1087 On planet dingo..

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:24 PM (8EKcT)

1088 citing intergalactic justice

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:24 PM (I88Jc)

1089 Special Prosecutor named

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:24 PM (mkb9H)

1090 1060 comments, shit!

Posted by: Comrade Soona at November 10, 2012 02:25 PM (jn1Vy)

1091 where abortions are free

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:25 PM (uvzjj)

1092 jizz dripped off

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:25 PM (SP4jC)

1093 the sadist, rdbrewer

Posted by: slatz at November 10, 2012 02:25 PM (fAVBA)

1094 Dumb-ass party crashers

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 02:25 PM (BAnPT)

1095 Boobies are attacking

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:25 PM (8EKcT)

1096 the Executive Order

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:25 PM (uvzjj)

1097 no Word pasting

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 02:26 PM (BAnPT)

1098 black helicopters sighted

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:26 PM (mkb9H)

1099 now we're just

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:26 PM (SP4jC)

1100 fig newton pixies

Posted by: wyntre at November 10, 2012 02:26 PM (MrQiL)

1101 the nonexistent border

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 02:26 PM (X3lox)

1102 eating delicious sperm whales

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:26 PM (uvzjj)

1103 Theater Commander recalled

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:26 PM (mkb9H)

1104 overcome with disappointment

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 02:26 PM (YMqWj)

1105 being silly. whut?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:27 PM (SP4jC)

1106 Now boob'tards firing

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:27 PM (8EKcT)

1107 jumped the shark

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:27 PM (mkb9H)

1108

Repub MFM soundbites

Posted by: Comrade Soona at November 10, 2012 02:27 PM (jn1Vy)

1109 and the Government hiring

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:27 PM (uvzjj)

1110 eliminated tax deductions

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:27 PM (mkb9H)

1111 splitting atoms with

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 02:27 PM (0yCoM)

1112 We've given up

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:27 PM (SP4jC)

1113 Nobel savages bark

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 02:27 PM (X3lox)

1114 one being coherent

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:28 PM (uvzjj)

1115 thousands without power

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:28 PM (mkb9H)

1116 Sperm whales exploding!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:28 PM (8EKcT)

1117 on bended knee

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:28 PM (I88Jc)

1118 making any sense.

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:28 PM (SP4jC)

1119 And then Obama

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:28 PM (uvzjj)

1120 mongol hordes revolt

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:28 PM (mkb9H)

1121 burn it down

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:29 PM (mkb9H)

1122 99 44/100ths pure [sure it is]

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 10, 2012 02:29 PM (53riN)

1123 He bent over

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:29 PM (SP4jC)

1124 Hillaryto busy nobodycare

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 02:29 PM (pwTow)

1125 inaugurated the fuckbucket

Posted by: franksalterego at November 10, 2012 02:29 PM (9XykO)

1126 before aliens probed

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:29 PM (I88Jc)

1127 Penises banning boobs

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:29 PM (8EKcT)

1128 with his amazing

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:29 PM (uvzjj)

1129 Shit...jabbing boons!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:30 PM (8EKcT)

1130 to see if

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:30 PM (SP4jC)

1131 teleporting onto Sol

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:30 PM (I88Jc)

1132 and ate the fig newton pixies

Posted by: wyntre at November 10, 2012 02:30 PM (MrQiL)

1133 Boobs dammit!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:31 PM (8EKcT)

1134 there were moons

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:31 PM (SP4jC)

1135 this would be

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:31 PM (SP4jC)

1136 as buses past

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:31 PM (I88Jc)

1137 a good way

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:31 PM (SP4jC)

1138 Its mayhem! !!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:32 PM (8EKcT)

1139 to fool keyword

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:32 PM (SP4jC)

1140 to community organize

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:32 PM (uvzjj)

1141 tracking software

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:32 PM (SP4jC)

1142 timing, she leaped

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:32 PM (I88Jc)

1143 onto a cock

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:32 PM (uvzjj)

1144 Lost the ring!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:33 PM (8EKcT)

1145 3 ring circus

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:33 PM (SP4jC)

1146 In the shrubbery

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:33 PM (8EKcT)

1147 didn't need it

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 02:33 PM (VLG62)

Posted by: SomewhereSouthWest at November 10, 2012 02:34 PM (CyPWX)

1149 who in hell

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 02:34 PM (VLG62)

1150 gibbering baboons raced

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:34 PM (SP4jC)

1151 I thought so!

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 02:34 PM (VLG62)

1152 and nobody knew

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 02:34 PM (VLG62)

1153 defying gravity with

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:35 PM (I88Jc)

1154 it's a bunny

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:35 PM (SP4jC)

1155 dialectical materialism

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:35 PM (uvzjj)

1156 I can't hear

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:35 PM (SP4jC)

1157 the birds singing

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:36 PM (SP4jC)

1158 Boons killing wolves!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:36 PM (8EKcT)

1159 at night, mostly

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:36 PM (I88Jc)

1160 participatory number dropping

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:36 PM (SP4jC)

1161 or the gays buggering

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:36 PM (uvzjj)

1162 but not without

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 02:37 PM (0yCoM)

1163 Big green boobs

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:37 PM (8EKcT)

1164 already

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2012 02:37 PM (dqNUA)

1165 guido is fixated

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:37 PM (SP4jC)

1166 shift change differential

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:37 PM (I88Jc)

1167 swinging from trees

Posted by: SomewhereSouthWest at November 10, 2012 02:37 PM (CyPWX)

1168 Beyond Zeta Reticuli

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 02:37 PM (YMqWj)

1169 Phasers engaged!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:37 PM (8EKcT)

1170 And then FenelonSpoke

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:37 PM (uvzjj)

1171 Uncle Omar crashes

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 02:38 PM (X3lox)

1172 fenelon's a pooh

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:38 PM (SP4jC)

1173 Die boobs die!!!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:38 PM (8EKcT)

1174 1175 very good!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:39 PM (SP4jC)

1175 better than an eyore

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:39 PM (uvzjj)

1176 with moons colliding

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:39 PM (I88Jc)

1177 This is played.

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2012 02:39 PM (X6akg)

1178 Auntie Zetuni cashes

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 02:39 PM (X3lox)

1179 another day in

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 02:39 PM (UF8He)

1180 2000 or bust

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 02:39 PM (pwTow)

1181 While Tami was

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:39 PM (uvzjj)

1182 FenelonSpokes make noise

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:39 PM (SP4jC)

1183 New thread up.

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2012 02:40 PM (X6akg)

1184 George's cardboard box

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 02:40 PM (X3lox)

1185 Obama had discovered that

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:40 PM (uvzjj)

1186 Bust a move

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:40 PM (SP4jC)

1187 Made ya look.

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2012 02:40 PM (X6akg)

1188 [Hey! I brought in wolves..lol.]

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:40 PM (8EKcT)

1189

eye bleach please

 

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 02:40 PM (UF8He)

1190 there was a new thread?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:40 PM (uvzjj)

1191 coronal discharge, doc

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:41 PM (I88Jc)

1192 those who do

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:41 PM (SP4jC)

1193 But it was a lie

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:41 PM (uvzjj)

1194 Like everything he believed

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:41 PM (uvzjj)

1195 Carl shot Lori...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 02:41 PM (sRus3)

1196 In the land

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 02:41 PM (UF8He)

1197 burnt by radiation

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:42 PM (I88Jc)

1198 Tami's a tease

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:42 PM (SP4jC)

1199 of the 140%

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:42 PM (uvzjj)

1200 of takers, fakers

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 02:42 PM (UF8He)

1201 ...jackhammered dried cum off...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 02:42 PM (XkWWK)

1202 Ellie Mae awoke

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:42 PM (SP4jC)

1203 Said Obama as he

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:42 PM (uvzjj)

1204 a time of

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 02:43 PM (UF8He)

1205 gently kissed Holder on the lips

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:43 PM (uvzjj)

1206 twas brillig and

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:43 PM (SP4jC)

1207 Before he proceeded to

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:43 PM (uvzjj)

1208 three words bitches

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:43 PM (SP4jC)

1209 "The Aristocrats, uh, Democrats!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 02:43 PM (XkWWK)

1210 rebellion when doer's

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 02:44 PM (UF8He)

1211 threesome, she desired

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:44 PM (I88Jc)

1212 [OMG! you guys are still here, talking to no one!]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 02:44 PM (piMMO)

1213 Ewok farts

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:44 PM (8EKcT)

1214 pass a decree stating that you can now use however many words you wanted to, and he could do that, because Racism.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:44 PM (uvzjj)

1215 refused doing and

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 02:44 PM (UF8He)

1216 [If EVER a thread deserved to go OT, it's this one]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 02:44 PM (piMMO)

1217 [this loses the fun if you use enough words to make sense]

four words bad

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:45 PM (SP4jC)

1218 And then no one

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:45 PM (uvzjj)

1219 No one? Huh?

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:45 PM (8EKcT)

1220 it all went

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 02:45 PM (UF8He)

1221 2 words good

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:45 PM (uvzjj)

1222 Hello? U there?

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:45 PM (8EKcT)

1223 No replied he

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:46 PM (uvzjj)

1224 to anarchy in

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 02:46 PM (UF8He)

1225 shit we lost it. I blame j.j.sefton

once the dam has broke the flood doesn't stop.

See? I can use my words tooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:46 PM (SP4jC)

1226 Sarah Palin's uterus

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:46 PM (uvzjj)

1227 Down the crapper

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:46 PM (8EKcT)

1228 orwell's magnificent bastard

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:47 PM (I88Jc)

1229 Hey!

How 'bout that Tim Tebow?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 02:47 PM (piMMO)

1230 civil war 2

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 02:47 PM (UF8He)

1231 cried when she read Jcw46's post

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:47 PM (uvzjj)

1232 the thread took

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:47 PM (SP4jC)

1233 2 > 1

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:47 PM (uvzjj)

1234 Nice Jcw46

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:47 PM (8EKcT)

1235 a magenta turn

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:48 PM (uvzjj)

1236 And I wept

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:48 PM (8EKcT)

1237 O. M. G.

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 02:48 PM (pwTow)

1238 [which one? let me mark it down and email sully with it]

her vagina was

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:48 PM (SP4jC)

1239 B. B. Q.?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:48 PM (uvzjj)

1240 let it burn.....

Posted by: EZnSF at November 10, 2012 02:48 PM (bvHbW)

1241 on the B.B.Q.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:49 PM (uvzjj)

1242 standing athwart swells

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:49 PM (I88Jc)

1243 Rules are dead

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:49 PM (8EKcT)

1244 Back in black

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 02:49 PM (pwTow)

1245 of love

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:49 PM (uvzjj)

1246 Hit the sack

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 02:50 PM (pwTow)

1247 Don't talk smack.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:50 PM (uvzjj)

1248 starship phoenix launches

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:50 PM (I88Jc)

1249 But do crack.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:50 PM (uvzjj)

1250 sodomized Karl Rove

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 02:50 PM (0PiQ4)

1251 Ass crack.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:50 PM (uvzjj)

1252 And then Hillary

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:51 PM (uvzjj)

1253 Anybody else the the Patraeus sex tape? Man, it was nasty.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 02:51 PM (sRus3)

1254 Her vagina cried

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:51 PM (8EKcT)

1255 glad to be

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:51 PM (SP4jC)

1256 fuck stick

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 10, 2012 02:51 PM (H3v1i)

1257 Ooh yeah yeah

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 02:51 PM (pwTow)

1258 free at last

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:51 PM (uvzjj)

1259 Real vagina tears

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:52 PM (8EKcT)

1260 galvanizing the crew

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:52 PM (I88Jc)

1261 Back, I'm back

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 02:52 PM (pwTow)

1262 she sobbed softly

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 02:52 PM (0PiQ4)

1263 ["1259 Anybody else the the Patraeus sex tape? Man, it was nasty. Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 06:51 PM (sRus3) " Turns out that's what actually started the "riots."]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:52 PM (uvzjj)

1264 That Geraldo is some good guy, huh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 02:52 PM (piMMO)

1265 play Cheap Trick

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 02:53 PM (0PiQ4)

1266 Saboteurs, my Captain!

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:53 PM (I88Jc)

1267 Said Holder while rubbing

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:53 PM (uvzjj)

1268 MLK's last words

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:53 PM (SP4jC)

1269 Someone stop me

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:53 PM (8EKcT)

1270 into his butt

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:54 PM (uvzjj)

1271 I'm begging ya

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:54 PM (8EKcT)

1272 down some rathole

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 02:54 PM (0PiQ4)

1273 avoid brown star

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:54 PM (I88Jc)

1274 the Magical Genie

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:54 PM (SP4jC)

1275 Kill me now

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:55 PM (8EKcT)

1276 came out of the closet

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:55 PM (uvzjj)

1277 avoid brown EYE

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:55 PM (SP4jC)

1278 eating space chicken

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:55 PM (I88Jc)

1279 Barry likes taint.

Posted by: Reggie wants Love at November 10, 2012 02:55 PM (/YJYi)

1280 Not the boobs!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:56 PM (8EKcT)

1281 but not space duck

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:56 PM (uvzjj)

1282 (What the fuck?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:56 PM (uvzjj)

1283 finger lickin' good

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 02:56 PM (mkb9H)

1284 help, I've fallen

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:56 PM (SP4jC)

1285 is sodomy

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:56 PM (uvzjj)

1286 [jimi ray would have a stroke if he tried to play this game]

Posted by: Adam at November 10, 2012 02:56 PM (/YJYi)

1287 exploding from spacesuit

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:56 PM (I88Jc)

1288 Space hobos!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:57 PM (8EKcT)

1289 there to help you

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:57 PM (uvzjj)

1290 words say nothing

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 02:57 PM (FcR7P)

1291 No new thread

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:57 PM (SP4jC)

1292 This isn't real?

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 02:57 PM (8EKcT)

1293 In touch myself

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 02:58 PM (pwTow)

1294 No Shakespeare yet

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:58 PM (SP4jC)

1295 Two words:

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 10, 2012 02:58 PM (FcR7P)

1296 and peeing in coke

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:58 PM (uvzjj)

1297 burrowed under colonies

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:58 PM (I88Jc)

1298 flaming douchrocket president

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 10, 2012 02:59 PM (H3v1i)

1299 I search myself

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 02:59 PM (pwTow)

1300 Caesar is dead

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 02:59 PM (I88Jc)

1301 will now rape

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:59 PM (uvzjj)

1302 I feel so

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 02:59 PM (SP4jC)

1303 I forget myself

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 02:59 PM (pwTow)

1304 The blue dress

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 02:59 PM (rysS/)

1305 like getting an abortion

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 02:59 PM (uvzjj)

1306 was covered with

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 03:00 PM (rysS/)

1307 for the very first time

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:00 PM (uvzjj)

1308 This didn't work

Posted by: truthfairy at November 10, 2012 03:00 PM (ue2Nm)

1309 abbreviated. yet free

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:00 PM (SP4jC)

1310 hid the stains

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 10, 2012 03:00 PM (KCvsd)

1311 his man seed.

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 03:00 PM (rysS/)

1312 from a future

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:00 PM (uvzjj)

1313 [Its a fucking game?]

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 03:00 PM (8EKcT)

1314 groping promiscuous aliens

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:01 PM (I88Jc)

1315 so she wept

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 10, 2012 03:01 PM (KCvsd)

1316 She said, "Bill!".

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 03:01 PM (rysS/)

1317 think

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:01 PM (uvzjj)

1318 virginity is overrated

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:01 PM (SP4jC)

1319 [Who's winning?]

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 03:01 PM (8EKcT)

1320 He said, "Michelle!"

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 03:01 PM (rysS/)

1321 ping ... ping ... ping

Posted by: ping at November 10, 2012 03:01 PM (QAWXP)

1322 "Yes, m'dear," replied the goat

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:02 PM (uvzjj)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:02 PM (uvzjj)

1324 Barack said, "Sonofabitch".

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 03:02 PM (rysS/)

1325 Take that mittches

Posted by: Stupid ho at November 10, 2012 03:02 PM (pwTow)

1326 Game over man!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:02 PM (SP4jC)

1327 Hillary said, "Again?"

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 03:03 PM (rysS/)

1328 moaned she in ecstasy

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:03 PM (uvzjj)

1329 through Saturn's rings

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:03 PM (I88Jc)

1330 too many words

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:03 PM (SP4jC)

1331 are Racist and Sexist

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:03 PM (uvzjj)

1332 she redistributed her

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 10, 2012 03:03 PM (KCvsd)

1333 means you lose!!!!!!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:04 PM (SP4jC)

1334 I need tampons.

Posted by: Stupid ho at November 10, 2012 03:04 PM (pwTow)

1335 abortions

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:04 PM (uvzjj)

1336 thighs around Elizabeth

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 10, 2012 03:04 PM (KCvsd)

1337 dictionaries mark deviants

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:04 PM (I88Jc)

1338 Let's have this one be a mystery. In space. With phasers and big boobs. And a princess. A gold ring. A wolf. And a shrubbery. Monty Python and Princess Pandora Peaks visit the Death Star....... with a wolf .......who.... happens to be wearing a gold ring? or the USS Enterprise? (NCC-1701....natch) Ok, it's at this point I usually drop napalm. Sorry.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 10, 2012 03:04 PM (H3v1i)

1339 with sweatervests

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:04 PM (uvzjj)

1340 Warrens cold heart

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 10, 2012 03:05 PM (KCvsd)

1341 To 2000 and

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:05 PM (SP4jC)

1342 Does Shep Smith seem to anyone else to be growing more conservative by the day?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 03:05 PM (piMMO)

1343 beyond!!!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:05 PM (SP4jC)

1344 ["1348 Does Shep Smith seem to anyone else to be growing more conservative by the day? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 07:05 PM (piMMO) " No. We're just all becoming more gay.]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:05 PM (uvzjj)

1345 gigantic kitten-overlords arrive

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:06 PM (I88Jc)

1346 My butt hurts

Posted by: GOP at November 10, 2012 03:06 PM (pwTow)

1347 Hellbitch named Val-Jar

Posted by: Squirrel! at November 10, 2012 03:06 PM (gslhL)

1348 to lolcat your ass

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:06 PM (uvzjj)

1349 Bullies bully

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:06 PM (SP4jC)

1350 ...gives rusty trombones...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:06 PM (XkWWK)

1351 Congress can tax

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:06 PM (Cnqmv)

1352 air you breathe

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:07 PM (Cnqmv)

1353 tightened the lockbox

Posted by: Squirrel! at November 10, 2012 03:07 PM (gslhL)

1354 Boehner's tears flowed...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:07 PM (XkWWK)

1355 hold that thought

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:07 PM (Cnqmv)

1356 woolly woollies

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:07 PM (uvzjj)

1357 containing his nuts

Posted by: Squirrel! at November 10, 2012 03:07 PM (gslhL)

1358 Once upon a time, in a stuttering galaxy far away, there lived a socialist asshole with three heaving bosoms. There was a hot redhead who--quivering with anticipation--decreed that global thermonuclear war with a princess midget was spectacular and real. A strange and magical animal with a mighty sword revealed himself as the dog eater. Skittles were consumed as if they were potent pills of vitality. A nice shrubbery set phasers to Michelle's fat ass.

“It’s got electrolytes!” Wolf Blitzer revealed. “Atomic powered nunchucks with a peculiar smell howled behind shrubbery when a zoppetto who went balls-deep in a three-pronged johnson sold me insurance.”

It had been volcano insurance, which one ugly kid with four scandiboobs sizzled enough for a special guy. Obama got impeached with a melon?

“Man the lifeboats!” the general exclaimed. “And Christina Hendricks!”

Glistening, throbbing, engorged, gap-toothed gecko Jim MessinaÂ’s hands smelled of bacon, like chubby girls. As a result, evil Democrat demons set phasers to stun. The ninja woodchuck could chuck the Republican votes embedded all in our halftime score.

Twelve million fewer French maids in the shade of winter ate the pickle all over my dripping, yawning mess. I reeled back with Brian Dennehy when suddenly a penis made of wood--now with more flexibility--bought a hybrid. Valerie Jarrett in stompy boots knows basic math but soon realized timestamps are for Betty Davis eyes.

“Oooh,” she whispered and slapped me. “I hate you. Lost my virginity with a coat hanger as taxpayers yelled three days after Dick Morris’s semen brought to life Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Your wife’s not even a caveman who couldn’t count! Okay, I’ll play.”

But what she really wanted was golden ringed wolves soothed by lips in a hand basket.

“I know, right?” the chicken said while nursing Glenlivet, boobs bouncing everywhere. “You should be Ace of Spades!”

“Go to hell! Get your ass an effective strategy that spells M-O-O-N, a three-dollar whore, kilts with a three-ply shell, boobs--big boobs--Petraeus, and Brodwell.”

Suddenly boobs appeared! Han shot first in the butt. Joe Biden stumbled out of nowhere, raided the till, and--introducing Joe--Dick MorrissÂ’s acumen cut the cheese. We began to let it burn, and the sky stopped the fracking.

Then she said, “Gimmie free shit. More free shit Fuck me, Obama! Stop the madness,” her heaving bosom wandering the hinterlands into re-education camps. She put them--their women’s lamentations!--on my shoulder. Mom-jeans-wearing peasants ate cake; more boobs arrived. Suddenly a knock! Breathing became heavy! Back arched slightly, Bond--James Bond--punched the camel. It seemed lost. Reggie Love loved the Situation room when the green choom bus king lifted the piano.

“Yum,” he said. “I’m still reeling. This tastes funny. Crush your enemies!”

Organic, free-range boobs invigorated Sandra Fluke under the desk, muscles rippling with antifreeze and impeachment, impeachment, IMPEACHMENT!!! Going to store free rubbers now. Drive them before the women; don’t zipper nipped penis. Just say “No!” You call that gross, broken glass?

A separate storyline costarring Jeff Goldblum--miserable failure--was out of beer. What a bitch.

The End

Posted by: Llarry at November 10, 2012 03:07 PM (GBHrM)

1359 just blame Whitey

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:08 PM (DXfAK)

1360 tanning booth failure

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:08 PM (Cnqmv)

1361 [Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney; speak for yourself sweet buns]

his gaydar pinged

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:08 PM (SP4jC)

1362 eternally disemboweling liberals...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:08 PM (XkWWK)

1363 1364 Posted by: Llarry at November 10, 2012 07:07 PM (GBHrM) EXCEEDED THREE WORDS!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:09 PM (XkWWK)

1364 "Don't touch my...

Posted by: Squirrel! at November 10, 2012 03:09 PM (gslhL)

1365 Boehner has no

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:09 PM (SP4jC)

1366 This thread sucks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:09 PM (XkWWK)

1367 ears," she said.

Posted by: Squirrel! at November 10, 2012 03:09 PM (gslhL)

1368 around Crab Nebula

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:09 PM (I88Jc)

1369 Where the white

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 03:09 PM (6JMZR)

1370 Lena Dunham's testicles...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:10 PM (XkWWK)

1371 the vaginas arrived

Posted by: Squirrel! at November 10, 2012 03:10 PM (gslhL)

1372 [1364] well played sir!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:10 PM (Cnqmv)

1373 to feast upon

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:10 PM (I88Jc)

1374 Nuts! General McAuliffe

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:10 PM (SP4jC)

1375 a baby seal

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:11 PM (uvzjj)

1376 cojones or spine

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:11 PM (Cnqmv)

1377 Once upon nevermind

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 03:11 PM (6JMZR)

1378 tiny pickles plated

Posted by: Squirrel! at November 10, 2012 03:11 PM (gslhL)

1379 Barney Frank's perineum....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:11 PM (XkWWK)

1380 Obama came

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:11 PM (uvzjj)

1381 hammer sliced with

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:11 PM (I88Jc)

1382 He voted present

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:11 PM (Cnqmv)

1383 He conqueered

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:12 PM (uvzjj)

1384 Suck My Dick

Posted by: Ole Bill Clinton at November 10, 2012 03:12 PM (wR+pz)

1385 no paper trail

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:12 PM (Cnqmv)

1386 Is how Obama rolls

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:12 PM (uvzjj)

1387 by nebulous accounts

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:12 PM (I88Jc)

1388 Obama stole the

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:13 PM (Cnqmv)

1389 Clean The Dress

Posted by: Ole Bill Clinton at November 10, 2012 03:13 PM (wR+pz)

1390 of nefarious deeds

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:13 PM (uvzjj)

1391 Is Paris burning?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:13 PM (XkWWK)

1392 ...of the 147%

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 03:13 PM (6JMZR)

1393 And with 1364, I think we are done here.

Well done.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 03:13 PM (piMMO)

1394 sating Mooch's needs

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:13 PM (I88Jc)

1395 from Amazon Prime

Posted by: JEM at November 10, 2012 03:13 PM (o+SC1)

1396 his win was

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:13 PM (SP4jC)

1397 Electorate's hearts (and votes).

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:13 PM (uvzjj)

1398 Don't take Aspirin. 

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at November 10, 2012 03:13 PM (wR+pz)

1399 Boned we are

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:14 PM (Cnqmv)

1400 NDH has something

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:14 PM (SP4jC)

1401 before hibernation

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:14 PM (I88Jc)

1402 ["1397 Is Paris burning? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:13 PM (XkWWK) " Not before Washington.]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:14 PM (uvzjj)

1403 to say but

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:15 PM (SP4jC)

1404 Fuck my ass

Posted by: Barney at November 10, 2012 03:15 PM (wR+pz)

1405 By the balls

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:15 PM (Cnqmv)

1406 Sarah's tanning bed

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:15 PM (CPoFy)

1407 [(That's what Yodel tells me at least.)]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:15 PM (uvzjj)

1408 Whatever you want

Posted by: The GOP at November 10, 2012 03:15 PM (6JMZR)

1409 Swallow it bitch.

Posted by: Ole Bill Clinton at November 10, 2012 03:15 PM (wR+pz)

1410 three words aren't

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:15 PM (SP4jC)

1411 progressive exploration, inward

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:16 PM (I88Jc)

1412 Ice that down.

Posted by: Ole Bill Clinton at November 10, 2012 03:16 PM (wR+pz)

1413 Overthrow the government

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 03:16 PM (YMqWj)

1414 enough for them

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:16 PM (SP4jC)

1415 into the anus

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:16 PM (uvzjj)

1416 Forward or Forewarned?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:16 PM (Cnqmv)

1417 I slice like

Posted by: Aristomenes at November 10, 2012 03:16 PM (45WpZ)

1418 in like Flynn

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:16 PM (CPoFy)

1419 smile. they'll think

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:17 PM (SP4jC)

1420 stardust mandated, regulated

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:17 PM (I88Jc)

1421 his hands stroked

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:17 PM (Cnqmv)

1422 you know something

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:17 PM (SP4jC)

1423 I've had enough.

Posted by: The Chicken at November 10, 2012 03:17 PM (wR+pz)

1424 Forward to the gulag.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:17 PM (uvzjj)

1425 they don't.

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:17 PM (SP4jC)

1426 pussy riot jailed

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:17 PM (CPoFy)

1427 This blogs sucks.

Posted by: The Ewok at November 10, 2012 03:17 PM (wR+pz)

1428 suck cock by choice

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:18 PM (uvzjj)

1429 purity of essence...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:18 PM (XkWWK)

1430 thrusting deep he

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:18 PM (Cnqmv)

1431 to cleave galaxies

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:18 PM (I88Jc)

1432 purity of pussy riot

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:18 PM (uvzjj)

1433 fuck for freedom

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:18 PM (SP4jC)

1434 WE THE PEOPLE! (the left laughed)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:18 PM (XkWWK)

1435 Bama!

Posted by: SCSCRA at November 10, 2012 03:19 PM (9Jf3N)

1436 run by steam

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:19 PM (Cnqmv)

1437 Fucking the chicken

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:19 PM (SP4jC)

1438 to the gulag

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:19 PM (CPoFy)

1439 what I say

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:19 PM (Cnqmv)

1440 1434 suck cock by choice

That is four

Posted by: The Ewok at November 10, 2012 03:19 PM (wR+pz)

1441 all the time

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:19 PM (SP4jC)

1442 into valleys deep

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:19 PM (I88Jc)

1443 curious and curiouser

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:20 PM (Cnqmv)

1444 gets old

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:20 PM (SP4jC)

1445 My ass hurts.

Posted by: The Chicken at November 10, 2012 03:20 PM (wR+pz)

1446 Four.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:20 PM (uvzjj)

1447 Plus the chicken

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:20 PM (SP4jC)

1448 Shoes never worn

Posted by: The GOP at November 10, 2012 03:20 PM (6JMZR)

1449 Benghazi story disappears

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:20 PM (Cnqmv)

1450 drinking rocket fuel

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:21 PM (I88Jc)

1451 has to eat

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:21 PM (SP4jC)

1452 Is 5 orgasms.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:21 PM (uvzjj)

1453 Betrayus bangs biographer

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:21 PM (Cnqmv)

1454 I' am the governor!

Posted by: Pat McCrory at November 10, 2012 03:21 PM (wR+pz)

1455 Chicken would actually have been better.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:22 PM (uvzjj)

1456 thread-killing robot needed

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 03:22 PM (FcR7P)

1457 High test please!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:22 PM (Cnqmv)

1458 New comments thingy!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 03:22 PM (6JMZR)

1459 When is the next moonless night?

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 03:22 PM (sRus3)

1460 Heyhowareya, heyhowareya, heyhowareya

Posted by: Little White Dove at November 10, 2012 03:22 PM (0yCoM)

1461 Fuck you all.

Posted by: Greg, Nate Silver's love child at November 10, 2012 03:22 PM (wR+pz)

1462 Forward to 2000!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:22 PM (uvzjj)

1463 rock smashes scissors

Posted by: Adriane at November 10, 2012 03:22 PM (gh+mp)

1464 I pledge allegiance

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:22 PM (CPoFy)

1465 Kirk penalized with

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:22 PM (I88Jc)

1466 Well done, Hrothgar

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 03:22 PM (6JMZR)

1467 But 2012 is going to suck.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:23 PM (uvzjj)

1468 Freedoms vagina wept

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 03:23 PM (8EKcT)

1469 Content? What content?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 10, 2012 03:23 PM (FcR7P)

1470 One nation, indivisible

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 03:23 PM (6JMZR)

1471 for us

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:23 PM (uvzjj)

1472 I'll tell Vladimir

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:24 PM (CPoFy)

1473 Posted by: Llarry at November 10, 2012 07:07 PM (GBHrM)

EXCEEDED THREE WORDS!!!!

That was everybody else's three-word contributions up to a certain point. I just decided to put them all together to see if I could make a story.

With more verbs and prepositions, it would've been easier.

Posted by: Llarry at November 10, 2012 03:24 PM (GBHrM)

1474 Like 1500 MUMR's

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 03:24 PM (FcR7P)

1475 One New Soviet Union, divisible!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:24 PM (uvzjj)

1476 mimicking Asimov's sideburns

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:24 PM (I88Jc)

1477 2013, 2014 too

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:24 PM (SP4jC)

1478 1500 MUMRs would be awesome.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:25 PM (uvzjj)

1479 There's hope.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:25 PM (uvzjj)

1480 [on iPhone or iPad use find on page: "minx" to jump to bottom after posting a comment]

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 03:25 PM (6JMZR)

1481 Biden said, "BFD!"

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 03:25 PM (rysS/)

1482 crushing bionic dreams

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:26 PM (I88Jc)

1483 America died.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:26 PM (uvzjj)

1484 Then he expired.

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 03:26 PM (rysS/)

1485 Blow'bama cums Marxism

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 03:26 PM (8EKcT)

1486 But not before

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 03:26 PM (rysS/)

1487 Who invited her?

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:26 PM (CPoFy)

1488 concept has failed

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 10, 2012 03:26 PM (V4mSR)

1489 But not for profit!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:26 PM (uvzjj)

1490 sticking a finger

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 03:26 PM (rysS/)

1491 [if i wasn't so fucking lazy, i'd copy the thread and then see if anyone (like myself ahem) was telling a continuous story with each of their own three words. whew! I really, really needed to type more than 3 words]

Excess words bad

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:26 PM (SP4jC)

1492 Throughout the galaxy

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 03:27 PM (8EKcT)

1493 up his ass

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 03:27 PM (rysS/)

1494 shame on me

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:27 PM (SP4jC)

1495 with a grin.

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 03:27 PM (rysS/)

1496 Fewer words, comrades!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:27 PM (uvzjj)

1497 through comet's tail

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:27 PM (I88Jc)

1498 Todd ate Sarah

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:27 PM (CPoFy)

1499 We must ration! We must ration!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:27 PM (uvzjj)

1500 bonk bonk,

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 03:28 PM (/wfB0)

1501 less than 500 to go

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:28 PM (uvzjj)

1502 fewer*

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:28 PM (uvzjj)

1503 Bristol gave birth

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:28 PM (CPoFy)

1504 I'm working on it!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:28 PM (uvzjj)

1505 blinking control panels

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:28 PM (I88Jc)

1506 1500, 1500, 1500!!!!!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:28 PM (SP4jC)

1507 Why no abortion?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:28 PM (uvzjj)

1508 The vagina cried

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 03:28 PM (8EKcT)

1509 Cried the concerned.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:28 PM (uvzjj)

1510 scanning for lifeforms...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 03:29 PM (/wfB0)

1511 John Conners lives!

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:29 PM (I88Jc)

1512 [on iPhone or iPad use find on page: "minx" to jump to bottom after posting a comment]


Huh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 03:29 PM (piMMO)

1513 No intelligent life here.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:29 PM (uvzjj)

1514 if a woodchuck

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:29 PM (SP4jC)

1515 Levi posed nude

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:29 PM (CPoFy)

1516 We are the resistance!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:29 PM (uvzjj)

1517 End of story

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 03:29 PM (8EKcT)

1518 now with 33%

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:30 PM (SP4jC)

1519 is not yet here.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:30 PM (uvzjj)

1520 does not compute

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 03:30 PM (/wfB0)

1521 riding holographic hookers

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:30 PM (I88Jc)

1522 Ya know, I think it IS possible for Obama to moderate during his second term.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 03:30 PM (piMMO)

1523 Whose that bitch?

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:30 PM (CPoFy)

1524 so many good

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:31 PM (SP4jC)

1525 And then he ROFLHAOd.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:31 PM (uvzjj)

1526 Putin riding bareback

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:31 PM (CPoFy)

1527 Forward, comrades, Forward. Forward to 2000.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:31 PM (uvzjj)

1528 ringers lactate

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 03:31 PM (/wfB0)

1529 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 07:29 PM (piMMO Instead of scrolling through hundreds or thousands of comments, you can jump to the bottom of the page by using the search function. ]

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 03:31 PM (6JMZR)

1530 phrases are longer

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:31 PM (SP4jC)

1531 than three words

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:32 PM (SP4jC)

1532 Debbie Jism-perm Schultz...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:32 PM (XkWWK)

1533 soothing robots' nerves

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:32 PM (I88Jc)

1534 In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. Joseph Stalin

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:32 PM (uvzjj)

1535 new rules should

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:32 PM (SP4jC)

1536 It's not lupus.

Posted by: House, M.D. at November 10, 2012 03:33 PM (/wfB0)

1537 allow articles

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:33 PM (SP4jC)

1538 God is love

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:33 PM (CPoFy)

1539 puked Soylent Brown.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:33 PM (XkWWK)

1540 St. Lucie elections board has now agreed that there is adequate cause to review early-vote count. The recount will take place starting at 0700 tomorrow and will involve ~ 30k ballots.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 03:33 PM (piMMO)

1541 Defense spending?  Governor........

Posted by: Liawatha at November 10, 2012 03:33 PM (/YJYi)

1542 Screw your rules!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 03:33 PM (6JMZR)

1543 Agreed.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:33 PM (uvzjj)

1544 Everyone Got Bored.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 10, 2012 03:34 PM (JVGuP)

1545 android suffrage, opposed

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:34 PM (I88Jc)

1546 Humanist! Humanist! Humanist!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:34 PM (uvzjj)

1547 I. am Spartacus

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:34 PM (SP4jC)

1548 Patreus playing Gere

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:34 PM (CPoFy)

1549 Is there new thread?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:35 PM (uvzjj)

1550 L'etat? C'est moi...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:35 PM (XkWWK)

1551 I AM SPARTACUS.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:35 PM (uvzjj)

1552 Nativist!  Nativist!  Nativist!!

Posted by: Hector, looking up from his Mexican blow up doll at November 10, 2012 03:35 PM (/YJYi)

1553 to harvest unobtainium

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:35 PM (I88Jc)

1554 Broadwell as Winger

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:35 PM (CPoFy)

1555 "punk rock episode"

Posted by: Quincy, M.E. at November 10, 2012 03:35 PM (/wfB0)

1556 Are we the gerbil?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:35 PM (uvzjj)

1557 Veins bulging, she...

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 10, 2012 03:36 PM (JVGuP)

1558 Without rules: chaos

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:36 PM (SP4jC)

1559 ran screaming from

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 10, 2012 03:36 PM (i0App)

1560 tucked it back

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:36 PM (I88Jc)

1561 took her hat off

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:36 PM (uvzjj)

1562
In before trolls...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:36 PM (lDWQr)

1563 Who swallows ring?

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:36 PM (CPoFy)

1564 Crawled under the.

Posted by: Paula Broadwell at November 10, 2012 03:36 PM (/YJYi)

1565 [1528] but not likely

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:37 PM (Cnqmv)

1566 stared at Buster

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 10, 2012 03:37 PM (JVGuP)

1567
High heel shoes....

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:37 PM (lDWQr)

1568 Schvartzah's the new black...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:37 PM (XkWWK)

1569 rdbrewer: Sadist

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:37 PM (SP4jC)

1570 Chaos is better than unoptimal Order.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:37 PM (uvzjj)

1571 Really?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 03:37 PM (piMMO)

1572
Crystal studded sybian....

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:37 PM (lDWQr)

1573 fly jets, sir

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:38 PM (Cnqmv)

1574 The galactic sphincter contracted

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:38 PM (XkWWK)

1575
Law and order..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:38 PM (lDWQr)

1576 Instead of scrolling through hundreds or thousands of comments, you can jump to the bottom of the page by using the search function.


****

search function?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 03:38 PM (piMMO)

1577 arousing the senses

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:38 PM (I88Jc)

1578 jam rock sucks

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 03:38 PM (/wfB0)

1579 beady little eyes

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:38 PM (Cnqmv)

1580 like arugula

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:38 PM (uvzjj)

1581 He's dead, Jim!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:38 PM (XkWWK)

1582 up the butt

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:38 PM (uvzjj)

1583 House hearts Wilson

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:38 PM (CPoFy)

1584
Big brown areola...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:39 PM (lDWQr)

1585 This thread's tipping!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 10, 2012 03:39 PM (/YJYi)

1586 Life goes on.

Posted by: Corky at November 10, 2012 03:39 PM (/wfB0)

1587 thousand yard stare

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:39 PM (Cnqmv)

1588 embedded sensors

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:39 PM (I88Jc)

1589
Lovely pink taco...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:40 PM (lDWQr)

1590 unoptimal to whom?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:40 PM (SP4jC)

1591 If only he

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:40 PM (Cnqmv)

1592 Trey Gowdy 2016

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 10, 2012 03:40 PM (baL2B)

1593
Hot diggity dog...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:40 PM (lDWQr)

1594 beings kinkier than

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:40 PM (I88Jc)

1595 [Despite the best efforts of some, including myself, to derail this thread, there has been a never-before-witnessed melding of the minds between the morons.

A determination to persevere.

If only we could join forces behind a candidate in such a way.]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 03:40 PM (piMMO)

1596 What's pink taco?

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 10, 2012 03:40 PM (/YJYi)

1597 To whomever deems it so.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:40 PM (uvzjj)

1598 Need new post

Posted by: AD at November 10, 2012 03:40 PM (EEbxC)

1599 lion meat panini

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 03:41 PM (/wfB0)

1600
Bitchin' mammygoogler hooter's...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:41 PM (lDWQr)

1601 the gerbil comment [hahahahahhaaaaaaaq]

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:41 PM (CPoFy)

1602 500'. I'm myopic

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:41 PM (SP4jC)

1603 Hiilary's reset button

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 03:41 PM (r2PLg)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:41 PM (uvzjj)

1605 Two girls, one...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 03:42 PM (/wfB0)

1606 Lemmywinks, heroic explorer

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:42 PM (I88Jc)

1607 I keeeeel you!!!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:42 PM (XkWWK)

1608 I shall return

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:42 PM (Cnqmv)

1609 you'll get sand

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:42 PM (Cnqmv)

1610 Alien green taco

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 03:42 PM (8EKcT)

1611 An anti-muslim movie

Posted by: West at November 10, 2012 03:42 PM (M9Z1j)

1612 Ohio deserved Lebron

Posted by: AD at November 10, 2012 03:42 PM (EEbxC)

1613 Kirk has sex with

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:42 PM (uvzjj)

1614 Geraldo's Hamster Habitat

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 03:43 PM (r2PLg)

1615 1605 lion meat panini Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:41 PM (/wfB0) Made me laugh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:43 PM (XkWWK)

1616 Yes big daddy!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 10, 2012 03:43 PM (ieZ+e)

1617

Sandra's bearded clam...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:43 PM (lDWQr)

1618 slapping Pichard's pate

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:43 PM (I88Jc)

1619 1601: We DID!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:43 PM (SP4jC)

1620 suckled Mikulski's goiter...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:43 PM (XkWWK)

1621 is toxic

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:43 PM (uvzjj)

1622 makes Gere nervous.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 03:43 PM (/wfB0)

1623 post birth abortion

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:44 PM (Cnqmv)

1624 they outmelded us

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:44 PM (SP4jC)

1625
Hairy Reed's honesty...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:44 PM (lDWQr)

1626 is optimal.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:44 PM (uvzjj)

1627 Michael Jackson's glove

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 03:44 PM (r2PLg)

1628 Oops.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:44 PM (uvzjj)

1629 wolves howled continuously

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:44 PM (Cnqmv)

1630 Afterbirth on toast...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:44 PM (XkWWK)

1631 puts the lotion

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 03:45 PM (/wfB0)

1632 Boy bands r trash

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:45 PM (CPoFy)

1633
Jon Carry's heroism...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:45 PM (lDWQr)

1634 [Seriously. It wasn't an attempt to derail. There will be a recount of the early-votes in St. Lucie County]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 03:45 PM (piMMO)

1635 is how we roast

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:45 PM (uvzjj)

1636 crapped on Obama

Posted by: Ivana Humpalot at November 10, 2012 03:45 PM (mcWHD)

1637 Obamaphones are free

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:45 PM (Cnqmv)

1638 Ted Kennedy's snorkel

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 03:45 PM (r2PLg)

1639
Bloomberg's nanny state...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:45 PM (lDWQr)

1640 who's with me?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:46 PM (SP4jC)

1641 tossed Ace's salad

Posted by: lorien1973 at November 10, 2012 03:46 PM (mcWHD)

1642 word is out

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:46 PM (Cnqmv)

1643 is a terrible date

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:46 PM (uvzjj)

1644 Sand in vagina

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 03:46 PM (8EKcT)

1645 ...macht frei.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 03:46 PM (/wfB0)

1646 Sandy in vagina.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:46 PM (uvzjj)

1647 NDH must assimilate

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:46 PM (SP4jC)

1648 too much salt

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:46 PM (Cnqmv)

1649 not enough sand

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:46 PM (uvzjj)

1650 with E.T.'s finger

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:47 PM (I88Jc)

1651 Rubio in sombrero

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:47 PM (CPoFy)

1652 to third base

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:47 PM (Cnqmv)

1653 Oh, fuck obama!

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, tablet edition at November 10, 2012 03:47 PM (eQnzo)

1654 on our own we are

Posted by: yoda at November 10, 2012 03:47 PM (pwTow)

1655 Universal's Rachel Corrie ride...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:47 PM (XkWWK)

1656
Stuart Smalley's microcock...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:47 PM (lDWQr)

1657 closed for alterations

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:47 PM (Cnqmv)

1658 St. Lucie blows

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 03:47 PM (8EKcT)

1659 under new management

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:47 PM (Cnqmv)

1660 Said Edward Said...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:48 PM (XkWWK)

1661 coarse chopped brown

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 03:48 PM (/wfB0)

1662 Chris Christie thong...

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 10, 2012 03:48 PM (/YJYi)

1663
Paul Wellstone's birthday...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:48 PM (lDWQr)

1664 We renounce "tourism"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:48 PM (XkWWK)

1665 Rachel Maddow's g-string

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 03:48 PM (r2PLg)

1666 Across time/ space

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 03:48 PM (8EKcT)

1667 Satan's barbed cock

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:48 PM (SP4jC)

1668 for Starfleet Academy

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:49 PM (I88Jc)

1669 your own risk

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:49 PM (Cnqmv)

1670
Kim Kardashion's muffin...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:49 PM (lDWQr)

1671 that's my liiiife

Posted by: Neil Hamburger at November 10, 2012 03:49 PM (/wfB0)

1672 Whose your daddy?

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:49 PM (CPoFy)

1673 ...refills cream donuts...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:49 PM (XkWWK)

1674 Al Gore's chakra

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 03:49 PM (r2PLg)

1675 is not enough

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:49 PM (uvzjj)

1676 Helen Thomas nude *moans*

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at November 10, 2012 03:49 PM (/YJYi)

1677 That's awfully rude.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:50 PM (uvzjj)

1678 no there, there

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:50 PM (Cnqmv)

1679
Elena Kagan's cock...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:50 PM (lDWQr)

1680 sniffing Troi's uni-tard

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:50 PM (I88Jc)

1681 pleases the blowhole.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 03:50 PM (/wfB0)

1682 Better a sock.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:50 PM (uvzjj)

1683 Rosie O' Donnell's melting point

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 03:50 PM (r2PLg)

1684 Monica likes cigars.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at November 10, 2012 03:50 PM (/YJYi)

1685 Houma Ass-taste Abedin...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:51 PM (XkWWK)

1686
S E Cupp's melons....

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:51 PM (lDWQr)

1687 other people's money

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:51 PM (Cnqmv)

1688 chris christie; RINO?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:51 PM (SP4jC)

1689 Bush exploded levees

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:51 PM (CPoFy)

1690 Michael Moore's garbage

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 03:51 PM (r2PLg)

1691 entered Prof. Smith

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:51 PM (I88Jc)

1692 Hippopotamus.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:51 PM (uvzjj)

1693 NDH must assimilate


****

Not a chance!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 03:51 PM (piMMO)

1694 batteries not included...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:51 PM (XkWWK)

1695 Danny Thomas style

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 03:52 PM (/wfB0)

1696 (but not a RINO.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:52 PM (uvzjj)

1697 slurping on the

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 03:52 PM (r2PLg)

1698 is vastly overrated

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:52 PM (Cnqmv)

1699

The O'Ingraham Factor

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:52 PM (lDWQr)

1700 or whale?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:52 PM (SP4jC)

1701 in normal orbit

Posted by: Lucky Starr at November 10, 2012 03:52 PM (QAWXP)

1702 No more BigGulps

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:52 PM (CPoFy)

1703 Back on the rail!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:52 PM (uvzjj)

1704 Shep Smith's tears

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 03:53 PM (r2PLg)

1705 spineless fat politician

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:53 PM (Cnqmv)

1706 God Help Us !!!!!!!

Posted by: Very grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 03:53 PM (zkSgu)

1707 Naked aliens weep

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 03:53 PM (8EKcT)

1708 Piss-flaps like draperies...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:53 PM (XkWWK)

1709 release the kraken?

Posted by: spypeach at November 10, 2012 03:53 PM (pwTow)

1710 NDH; resistance futile

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:53 PM (SP4jC)

1711
Chris Matthew's insanity...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:53 PM (lDWQr)

1712 straight to my ears

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:53 PM (uvzjj)

1713 into futuristic bathhouses

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:53 PM (I88Jc)

1714 massive hilarity.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:54 PM (uvzjj)

1715 was bit by

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 03:54 PM (r2PLg)

1716
TSA fuckups..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:54 PM (lDWQr)

1717 is it safe?

Posted by: Szell at November 10, 2012 03:54 PM (/wfB0)

1718 obama + chistie = 10

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:54 PM (SP4jC)

1719 Shut the door!:

Posted by: the lady, not the tyger at November 10, 2012 03:54 PM (QAWXP)

1720 Paula Broadwell sucks........

Posted by: Gen. Patraeus at November 10, 2012 03:54 PM (/YJYi)

1721 asked Sandra Fluke

Posted by: Ian S. at November 10, 2012 03:54 PM (OevbG)

1722 there will be (more) louses.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:54 PM (uvzjj)

1723 need Wise Latina

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:54 PM (CPoFy)

1724 With phasers drawn

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 03:54 PM (8EKcT)

1725 an unpleasant unguent...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:54 PM (XkWWK)

1726 that's not my

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 03:54 PM (r2PLg)

1727 Bring your chair

Posted by: Erse at November 10, 2012 03:55 PM (RJgcR)

1728
Napolitano's camel toe...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:55 PM (lDWQr)

1729 chistie? joke fail ;(

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:55 PM (SP4jC)

1730 melded minds to

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:55 PM (I88Jc)

1731 Laura Bush's bush

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:55 PM (CPoFy)

1732 To my lair.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:55 PM (uvzjj)

1733 was caught porking

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 03:55 PM (/wfB0)

1734 Better than tush.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:55 PM (uvzjj)

1735 could swallow Sahara

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:55 PM (SP4jC)

1736 Better than working.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:55 PM (uvzjj)

1737 abused a watermelon...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:56 PM (XkWWK)

1738 impartial judges ruled

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:56 PM (Cnqmv)

1739
Free birth control...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:56 PM (lDWQr)

1740 gets Brazilian wax

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:56 PM (CPoFy)

1741 Nirvana!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:56 PM (uvzjj)

1742 TSA == Brown Shirts

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:56 PM (SP4jC)

1743 Relax.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:56 PM (uvzjj)

1744

pathetic this is

Posted by: yes yoda again at November 10, 2012 03:57 PM (pwTow)

1745 from Universal Nobodies

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:57 PM (I88Jc)

1746 is turning Japanese

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 03:57 PM (/wfB0)

1747
Ridin' the lightin'...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 03:57 PM (lDWQr)

1748 ravaged her like

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 03:57 PM (r2PLg)

1749 Brown Warts.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:57 PM (uvzjj)

1750 1734 Napolitano's camel toe... Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:55 PM (lDWQr) Resembled Michelangelo's "Pieta..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:57 PM (XkWWK)

1751 Disenchanted peasants grumbled

Posted by: Very grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 03:57 PM (zkSgu)

1752 impartial judges? NOT!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:57 PM (SP4jC)

1753 Mike.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:57 PM (uvzjj)

1754 I abuse KFC.

Posted by: Chris Christie at November 10, 2012 03:57 PM (/YJYi)

1755 While Obama fumbled.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:58 PM (uvzjj)

1756 the land wisely

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:58 PM (Cnqmv)

1757 Chris Christie's donuts

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 03:58 PM (r2PLg)

1758 Reverend Wright worshipped...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 03:58 PM (XkWWK)

1759 They target hearts

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 03:58 PM (8EKcT)

1760 Impartial fudges.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:58 PM (uvzjj)

1761 grasping dreams tenuously

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:58 PM (I88Jc)

1762 your papers please

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:58 PM (Cnqmv)

1763 stock the bunker

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:58 PM (CPoFy)

1764 "...The Aristocrats!"

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 03:58 PM (/wfB0)

1765 Try these.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:59 PM (uvzjj)

1766 There is no spirit

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 03:59 PM (8EKcT)

1767 I'm losing it

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:59 PM (SP4jC)

1768 I'd rather be a Dunker!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:59 PM (uvzjj)

1769 I hate joooos

Posted by: Reverand Wright at November 10, 2012 03:59 PM (/YJYi)

1770 brown, get down

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 03:59 PM (Cnqmv)

1771 cash for clunkers

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 03:59 PM (CPoFy)

1772 Help me Please !!!!!

Posted by: The chicken at November 10, 2012 03:59 PM (zkSgu)

1773 Congrats.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 03:59 PM (uvzjj)

1774 Tea Party, MSM!

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 03:59 PM (I88Jc)

1775 new thread please

Posted by: seamrog at November 10, 2012 03:59 PM (fHUFz)

1776 Do! No try.

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 03:59 PM (SP4jC)

1777 Committed ritual bukkake...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:00 PM (XkWWK)

1778 That's not news.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:00 PM (uvzjj)

1779 Blow'bama destroyed it

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:00 PM (8EKcT)

1780 it's a trap

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:00 PM (/wfB0)

1781 worshipped Dear Leader

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 04:00 PM (Cnqmv)

1782 Over the cliff.......

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 04:00 PM (zkSgu)

1783 and then suddenly...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:00 PM (XkWWK)

1784 Downtown!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:00 PM (uvzjj)

1785 Please Release Me

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:00 PM (SP4jC)

1786 steal GlennBeck's seeds

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:00 PM (CPoFy)

1787 millionaires AND billionaires

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 04:01 PM (Cnqmv)

1788 [Committed ritual bukkake...]



Please go on....

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at November 10, 2012 04:01 PM (/YJYi)

1789 bomber jacket rocks

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 04:01 PM (0yCoM)

1790 Over the border

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:01 PM (SP4jC)

1791 There are no needs.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:01 PM (uvzjj)

1792 dear God make it stop

Posted by: sypeach at November 10, 2012 04:01 PM (pwTow)

1793 using telekinesis

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:01 PM (I88Jc)

1794 For fuck's sake!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:01 PM (XkWWK)

1795 fair shot for

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 04:01 PM (Cnqmv)

1796 Rahm's finger in

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 04:01 PM (r2PLg)

1797 while I pondered

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:02 PM (SP4jC)

1798 Don't make me flop!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:02 PM (uvzjj)

1799 Appreciates Llarry's effort [1364]

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 04:02 PM (FcR7P)

1800 Who will survive?

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:02 PM (8EKcT)

1801 OT: (I hit 1700 and 1800 - FREAKY)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:02 PM (XkWWK)

1802 Is that a snake?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:02 PM (uvzjj)

1803 "Hang on, Sloopy!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:02 PM (XkWWK)

1804 burrito, extra spicy

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:02 PM (/wfB0)

1805 I shall strive.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:02 PM (uvzjj)

1806 The death thread.

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:02 PM (8EKcT)

1807 weak and weary

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:03 PM (SP4jC)

1808 Martin Bashir's pantyhose

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 04:03 PM (r2PLg)

1809 Yes it is.

Posted by: John Holmes at November 10, 2012 04:03 PM (/YJYi)

1810 There's plenty of dread.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:03 PM (uvzjj)

1811 buy bunker stock

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:03 PM (CPoFy)

1812 encircling its prey

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:03 PM (I88Jc)

1813 But also leery!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:03 PM (uvzjj)

1814 The 70's called,

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:03 PM (/wfB0)

1815 Not at all like a rose.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:04 PM (uvzjj)

1816 ALBINO PYGMY LESBIANS

Posted by: Big Sis at November 10, 2012 04:04 PM (/pOsC)

1817 Wingnut, please.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:04 PM (uvzjj)

1818 Suck Michelle's cock

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:04 PM (CPoFy)

1819 It's better than cock!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:04 PM (uvzjj)

1820 over many a quaint

[yeah? four words. I know. So sue me]

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:04 PM (SP4jC)

1821 from Barbarella's residue

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:04 PM (I88Jc)

1822 Touré pranced heartily...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:04 PM (XkWWK)

1823 Is it Tina Fey?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:04 PM (uvzjj)

1824 [Come on 2000]

Posted by: Adam at November 10, 2012 04:05 PM (/YJYi)

1825 ," spake Robert Loggia,

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:05 PM (/wfB0)

1826 Hildabeast's deafening silence

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 10, 2012 04:05 PM (53riN)

1827 Fucking thespians!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:05 PM (uvzjj)

1828 It's Pillsbury's Cock-Helper!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:05 PM (XkWWK)

1829 Obama's little dick

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:05 PM (CPoFy)

1830 Thread die hard

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:05 PM (8EKcT)

1831 Toure sucks cock.

Posted by: Reggie Love says "Trust Me" at November 10, 2012 04:05 PM (/YJYi)

1832 174 to go

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:06 PM (SP4jC)

1833 fumigated the salon

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:06 PM (/wfB0)

1834 That's not quite stew!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:06 PM (uvzjj)

1835 just won't fit

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:06 PM (CPoFy)

1836 "...No more! Please!"

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 10, 2012 04:06 PM (JVGuP)

1837 I'm counting words

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:06 PM (SP4jC)

1838 And spoke fartily.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:06 PM (uvzjj)

1839 I need a new razor

Posted by: mrs. obama's bush at November 10, 2012 04:06 PM (pwTow)

1840 dreamt my android

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:07 PM (I88Jc)

1841 painful rectal itch

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 04:07 PM (YMqWj)

1842 instead of blessings

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:07 PM (SP4jC)

1843 [Now, on to chapter two!]

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 04:07 PM (Iyg03)

1844 This notice is to officially declare this contest ended and normal commenting to begin.
This being the last post ever on this blog, care must be taken to not cut and paste from Microsoft Word.
That is all.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 04:07 PM (BAnPT)

1845 with David Gregory's

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 04:07 PM (r2PLg)

1846 Then , Atlas shrugged.....

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 04:07 PM (zkSgu)

1847 that's not alfredo

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:07 PM (/wfB0)

1848 Apes, figs, grottoes

Posted by: Star Student Barry Obama, Indonesian Prince at November 10, 2012 04:07 PM (FcR7P)

1849 It just slips

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:07 PM (CPoFy)

1850 Galt you Bama

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:07 PM (8EKcT)

1851 Don't quit!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:07 PM (uvzjj)

1852 more FBI guys....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 04:08 PM (YMqWj)

1853 blasting exhaust ports

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:08 PM (I88Jc)

1854 Up your ass.

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:08 PM (8EKcT)

1855 Lord have mercy

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 10, 2012 04:08 PM (2rMmy)

1856 that toothpick prick

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:08 PM (CPoFy)

1857 was pungeoned again

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:09 PM (/wfB0)

1858 scringe stone master

[bonus points to anyone knows where THAT line comes from]

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:09 PM (SP4jC)

1859 MeganFox is hot

Posted by: yeah I'm a girl so what at November 10, 2012 04:09 PM (pwTow)

1860 Chapter II Embiggening.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 04:09 PM (FcR7P)

1861 I like her a lot.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:09 PM (uvzjj)

1862 Stinkfinger's Lorentzian manifold

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 04:09 PM (0yCoM)

1863 This Ace fellow

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:10 PM (/wfB0)

1864 Doctor Who

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 04:10 PM (BAnPT)

1865 1849 NOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:10 PM (SP4jC)

1866 biting wookie nipples

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:10 PM (I88Jc)

1867 Does he bellow?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:10 PM (uvzjj)

1868 Pelosi's mink whip...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:10 PM (XkWWK)

1869 gots big ears

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:10 PM (CPoFy)

1870 Making lots of ripples.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:10 PM (uvzjj)

1871 Burn, it shall.

Posted by: Yoda at November 10, 2012 04:10 PM (FcR7P)

1872 Better than her slip.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:11 PM (uvzjj)

1873 Welcome to the

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:11 PM (/wfB0)

1874 hair in teeth

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:11 PM (SP4jC)

1875 But what about tears?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:11 PM (uvzjj)

1876 red cunt hairs...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:11 PM (XkWWK)

1877 Pelosi's mink whip... ____________ tickled Barney Frank's....

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 04:11 PM (r2PLg)

1878 IRS run wild

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:11 PM (8EKcT)

1879 stickier than

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 04:11 PM (FcR7P)

1880 This might not end well.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:11 PM (uvzjj)

1881 straddling R2-D2 like

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:11 PM (I88Jc)

1882 and big ego

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:11 PM (CPoFy)

1883 let's hijack thread

Posted by: seamrog at November 10, 2012 04:11 PM (fHUFz)

1884 - FINI -

Posted by: Max Power at November 10, 2012 04:12 PM (+wxCD)

1885 Hi Ho! Silver!

Posted by: Obama lied, Americans died at November 10, 2012 04:12 PM (CTIW2)

1886 @2000: i'm OUT!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:12 PM (SP4jC)

1887 Chapter two : Screwed

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 04:12 PM (zkSgu)

1888 Let's have fun instead.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:12 PM (uvzjj)

1889 "klaatu barada nikto"

Posted by: Artemus Khan, Supervillain-Billionaire-Layabout at November 10, 2012 04:12 PM (k1vsl)

1890 Like killer hedgehogs

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:12 PM (8EKcT)

1891 Dumbshit says what?

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 04:12 PM (FcR7P)

1892 bombed Pearl Bailey...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:12 PM (XkWWK)

1893 but ittybitty dick

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:12 PM (CPoFy)

1894 Try not to pout.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:12 PM (uvzjj)

1895 1886 straddling R2-D2 like _____________________ a MSNBC intern

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 04:13 PM (r2PLg)

1896 That's rather lewd.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:13 PM (uvzjj)

1897 Tastier than Hot Dogs.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:13 PM (uvzjj)

1898 noting Gort's bulge

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:13 PM (I88Jc)

1899

end well this will not

Posted by: yoda at November 10, 2012 04:13 PM (pwTow)

1900 [does each comment take only the storage needed or is there a formatted minimum? If so we're burning up server space]

Mmmmmm Server space

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:13 PM (SP4jC)

1901 Don't have a hat.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:14 PM (uvzjj)

1902 to flatter me.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at November 10, 2012 04:14 PM (FcR7P)

1903 ...though the mermaid... [Man, this is turning out great! This could be the next Rome Sweet Rome!]

Posted by: Andrew S. at November 10, 2012 04:14 PM (9L8gm)

1904 4 words now

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:14 PM (8EKcT)

1905 I do that daily.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:14 PM (uvzjj)

1906 bored we are

Posted by: yoda at November 10, 2012 04:14 PM (pwTow)

1907 More details forthcoming

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 04:14 PM (zkSgu)

1908 Make sure you don't lick.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:14 PM (uvzjj)

1909 Horny we are...

Posted by: Sexy Yoda at November 10, 2012 04:15 PM (/YJYi)

1910 Michelle's sexually frustrated

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:15 PM (CPoFy)

1911 That's rather hot.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:15 PM (uvzjj)

1912 "Quick! Into the

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 04:15 PM (FcR7P)

1913 little green foosballs

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:15 PM (/wfB0)

1914 Quo vadis?

Posted by: powdered whig at November 10, 2012 04:15 PM (TVtzh)

1915 Nero in 2016

Posted by: AD at November 10, 2012 04:15 PM (EEbxC)

1916 But what about lace?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:15 PM (uvzjj)

1917 Fuck the3

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:15 PM (8EKcT)

1918 money we make

Posted by: blog at November 10, 2012 04:16 PM (pwTow)

1919 Watch this drive...

Posted by: Sir Shanksalot at November 10, 2012 04:16 PM (FcR7P)

1920 I miss spam

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:16 PM (SP4jC)

1921 don't eat babble-fish

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:16 PM (I88Jc)

1922 Charle's Johnson's bikeshorts

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 04:16 PM (r2PLg)

1923 Obama's castrated.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:16 PM (uvzjj)

1924 cuzza that limpdick

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:16 PM (CPoFy)

1925 tastes kinda like

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:16 PM (/wfB0)

1926 Ouch, that's my

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 04:17 PM (FcR7P)

1927 the pipes

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:17 PM (SP4jC)

1928 Take! Take! Take!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:17 PM (uvzjj)

1929 i'm bored too

Posted by: chicken at November 10, 2012 04:17 PM (pwTow)

1930 Cheaters abound

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:17 PM (8EKcT)

1931 Hold my beer...

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 04:17 PM (Xbnfi)

1932 worming Chekov's mind

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:17 PM (I88Jc)

1933 What about Vietnam?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:17 PM (uvzjj)

1934 It's the best dish.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:18 PM (uvzjj)

1935 Doctor says to

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 04:18 PM (FcR7P)

1936 Matt Yglesias dry-humping

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:18 PM (/wfB0)

1937 sleeps with fishes

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:18 PM (XkWWK)

1938 the lacey wigs

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:18 PM (SP4jC)

1939 words with friends

Posted by: this is stupid at November 10, 2012 04:18 PM (pwTow)

1940 FUCK CHUCK!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:18 PM (uvzjj)

1941 freaking space-whales!

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:18 PM (I88Jc)

1942 ... and whatch this!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 04:18 PM (Xbnfi)

1943 Expand the words 4

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:18 PM (8EKcT)

1944 the stompy boots

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:18 PM (SP4jC)

1945 Obama shoves shit

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:18 PM (CPoFy)

1946 dripped off my

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 04:18 PM (FcR7P)

1947 hold my beer

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:18 PM (SP4jC)

1948 Haven't seen them around.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:18 PM (uvzjj)

1949 Wipeout girls hot

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:19 PM (I88Jc)

1950 will blog break?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:19 PM (SP4jC)

1951 throttled double-Dutch transformation

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 04:19 PM (0yCoM)

1952 Have no fear!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:19 PM (uvzjj)

1953 waiting for action

Posted by: chicken at November 10, 2012 04:19 PM (pwTow)

1954 what's the record?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:19 PM (SP4jC)

1955 MUMR won't count

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 04:19 PM (FcR7P)

1956 BIG surprise.

Release of report showing record food-stamp rolls delayed until after election

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:19 PM (piMMO)

1957 Then thread will survive

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:19 PM (8EKcT)

1958 Charlie Sheen and

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:19 PM (/wfB0)

1959 woman Ms. Lewinski...

Posted by: Bosco Hershey at November 10, 2012 04:20 PM (Aki9n)

1960 Are we there?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:20 PM (SP4jC)

1961 jUGGS, jUGGS, jUGGS...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:20 PM (XkWWK)

1962 dripped off my ______________ short and soft...

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 04:20 PM (r2PLg)

1963 And grow exponentially too

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:20 PM (8EKcT)

1964 ," she said, gulping.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 04:20 PM (FcR7P)

1965 Give us some more!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:20 PM (uvzjj)

1966 with his toothpickdick

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:20 PM (CPoFy)

1967 This is pathetic

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 04:21 PM (X3lox)

1968 Thread? Tampon string...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:21 PM (XkWWK)

1969 socket to me?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:21 PM (SP4jC)

1970 constricting black holes

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:21 PM (I88Jc)

1971 all over itself

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:21 PM (/wfB0)

1972 where, exactly. Here?

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 04:21 PM (FcR7P)

1973 but so appealing

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:21 PM (SP4jC)

1974 O has tits

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:21 PM (CPoFy)

1975 Don't make me dismount.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:21 PM (uvzjj)

1976 Queens still dark


Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 04:21 PM (BAnPT)

1977 For God's sake please!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:21 PM (8EKcT)

1978 Obama goes golfing

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 04:21 PM (BAnPT)

1979 Prezy driz whizzle

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:22 PM (SP4jC)

1980 Can we see

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at November 10, 2012 04:22 PM (/YJYi)

1981 fisting German midgets...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:22 PM (XkWWK)

1982 Starting to hallucinate

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:22 PM (SP4jC)

1983 I'm watching it live!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:22 PM (uvzjj)

1984 sucks Red Dwarf

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:22 PM (I88Jc)

1985 Here we go .....

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 04:22 PM (zkSgu)

1986 Go.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:22 PM (uvzjj)

1987 You lose.

Posted by: Calvin Coolidge at November 10, 2012 04:22 PM (9F2c1)

1988 we're almost there

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:22 PM (SP4jC)

1989 chinese water torture

Posted by: spypeach at November 10, 2012 04:22 PM (pwTow)

1990 One more fucking word!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:22 PM (8EKcT)

1991 the flag from

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at November 10, 2012 04:22 PM (/YJYi)

1992 Deliverance at 2000

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 04:22 PM (FcR7P)

1993 2000

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:22 PM (SP4jC)

1994 ME!!!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:22 PM (uvzjj)

1995 YES YES YES

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:23 PM (XkWWK)

1996 queen-to-king's level eight

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 04:23 PM (0yCoM)

1997 here we go

Posted by: spypeach at November 10, 2012 04:23 PM (pwTow)

1998 here, on Mars?

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at November 10, 2012 04:23 PM (/YJYi)

1999 See?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:23 PM (uvzjj)

2000 NOooooooooo

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:23 PM (SP4jC)

2001 words fail YOU!

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:23 PM (I88Jc)

2002 hahahahahahha

Posted by: 2000 aint shit at November 10, 2012 04:23 PM (pwTow)

2003 with a chainsaw

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:23 PM (/wfB0)

2004 fisting German midgets... _____________ walked into Shep's...

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 04:23 PM (r2PLg)

2005 It's been blown.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:23 PM (uvzjj)

2006 1700, 1800, 2001 (not bad!)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:24 PM (XkWWK)

2007 FUCK OBAMA

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:24 PM (uvzjj)

2008 stretching dimensions of

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:24 PM (I88Jc)

2009 3000 will tip!

Posted by: Hank C. Johnson at November 10, 2012 04:24 PM (/YJYi)

2010 Milky white glutes

Posted by: Andrew sullivan at November 10, 2012 04:24 PM (mcWHD)

2011 elvis has left

Posted by: the building at November 10, 2012 04:24 PM (pwTow)

2012 learn that poem

Posted by: our gang at November 10, 2012 04:24 PM (TVtzh)

2013 And Influence People

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:25 PM (/wfB0)

2014 you will blow me

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:25 PM (SP4jC)

2015 Chapter III beginneth...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:25 PM (XkWWK)

2016 four words to 4000? who's with me?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:25 PM (SP4jC)

2017 riding shiny Cyclons

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:25 PM (I88Jc)

2018 zipped the fly

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:26 PM (/wfB0)

2019

drink we must

Posted by: bored yoda at November 10, 2012 04:26 PM (pwTow)

2020 Save me please!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:26 PM (8EKcT)

2021 Chapter III: The Storm Approaches

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:26 PM (SP4jC)

2022 In God I trust.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:26 PM (uvzjj)

2023 four words to 4000? who's with me?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:25 PM (SP4jC)



Tip this motherfucker ovah!

Posted by: Hank C. Johnson Jr. at November 10, 2012 04:26 PM (/YJYi)

2024 sharted, and then

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:27 PM (/wfB0)

2025 Drink I will

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:27 PM (8EKcT)

2026 once upon a time

Posted by: spypeach at November 10, 2012 04:27 PM (pwTow)

2027 call it mayonnaise

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:28 PM (/wfB0)

2028 For my sanity

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:28 PM (8EKcT)

2029 Obama didn't suck

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:28 PM (uvzjj)

2030 [I've got to go hit my head against a wall]

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:28 PM (SP4jC)

2031 I am done... no, really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:28 PM (XkWWK)

2032 Two-thousand comment threads?  Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 10, 2012 04:28 PM (9F2c1)

2033 if we ignore it it will go away?

Posted by: spypeach at November 10, 2012 04:29 PM (pwTow)

2034 MEHR!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:29 PM (uvzjj)

2035 a monster groped

Posted by: Norcross at November 10, 2012 04:29 PM (THNke)

2036 and then eloped

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:29 PM (uvzjj)

2037 Back to three ******* So Fuck me

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:29 PM (8EKcT)

2038 Oh dear God....someone, anyone put up a new thread!!!

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2012 04:30 PM (X6akg)

2039 Heehee.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:30 PM (uvzjj)

2040 catching Klingon sweat

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:30 PM (I88Jc)

2041 Three words: make this shit stop!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 10, 2012 04:30 PM (FcR7P)

2042 Alabama got beat

Posted by: Not an Artist at November 10, 2012 04:30 PM (uRumV)

2043 I might go to bed.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:30 PM (uvzjj)

2044 two times, gently

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:30 PM (/wfB0)

2045 Nice Rack Honey

Posted by: Not an Artist at November 10, 2012 04:31 PM (uRumV)

2046 laughing they are

Posted by: blog people at November 10, 2012 04:31 PM (pwTow)

2047 If MUMR sleeps ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 10, 2012 04:32 PM (gh+mp)

2048 said Tom, swiftly.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:32 PM (/wfB0)

2049 endure persevere pervert

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:32 PM (I88Jc)

2050 Later, all. God bless.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 04:32 PM (uvzjj)

2051 just got real

Posted by: shit at November 10, 2012 04:32 PM (pwTow)

2052 Integrative complexity fails

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at November 10, 2012 04:32 PM (Md8Uo)

2053 clowns ... with fangs!!!

Posted by: Adriane at November 10, 2012 04:32 PM (gh+mp)

2054 Fighting Irish score!

Posted by: Palandine at November 10, 2012 04:33 PM (g7D8V)

2055 my complexion failed...

Posted by: Adriane at November 10, 2012 04:33 PM (gh+mp)

2056 [Making liquor run]

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:33 PM (U3OzJ)

2057 Allah Pundit said...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:34 PM (/wfB0)

2058 differential equations, ditto ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 10, 2012 04:34 PM (gh+mp)

2059 Tommyknockers wearing knickerbockers

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:34 PM (I88Jc)

2060 midgets..everywhere, midgets

Posted by: kevin at November 10, 2012 04:34 PM (kNiw0)

2061 2047 fuckin hilarious

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:34 PM (8EKcT)

2062 It's been fun

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:35 PM (U3OzJ)

2063

Is this over?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at November 10, 2012 04:35 PM (Md8Uo)

2064 Faster, higher, stronger

Posted by: AD at November 10, 2012 04:36 PM (EEbxC)

2065 They're all allright

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:36 PM (/wfB0)

2066 ...said Zoidberg

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:36 PM (I88Jc)

2067 Am I done?

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:36 PM (U3OzJ)

2068 Let's get small

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at November 10, 2012 04:36 PM (Md8Uo)

2069 And boobs boobs

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:37 PM (8EKcT)

2070 boobbelts too, and

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:37 PM (/wfB0)

2071 Inky dinky parlez-vous

Posted by: our gang at November 10, 2012 04:37 PM (TVtzh)

2072 See ya later

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:37 PM (U3OzJ)

2073 to a tee

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:37 PM (I88Jc)

2074 Deadline for withdrawal?

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:38 PM (8EKcT)

2075 alligator tots n taters

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:38 PM (U3OzJ)

2076 Keeps on going .....

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 04:39 PM (zkSgu)

2077 Biden frenching the

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 04:39 PM (/wfB0)

2078 Needs Iambic Pentameter

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 10, 2012 04:40 PM (kzejo)

2079 holy- still here?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 04:40 PM (DoZD+)

2080 big giant titties

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 04:41 PM (Iyg03)

2081 it should rhyme

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 10, 2012 04:41 PM (kzejo)

2082 WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER?

Posted by: The King at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (TVtzh)

2083 Yabba dabba do ******* I'm out too!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (8EKcT)

2084 Oh dear God....someone, anyone put up a new thread!!!


****


I appealed to the horde on twitter about 1000 comments ago!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (piMMO)

2085 to ravage space

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:43 PM (I88Jc)

2086 Troll free thread

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 04:44 PM (6JMZR)

2087 onto vodka tonics

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:44 PM (U3OzJ)

2088 I use to start at the top....now I start at the bottom and read up. I think I may go to bed or hang on for 20 to see if there is any new material.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 10, 2012 04:45 PM (CiTOH)

2089 her singularity, driven

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 04:46 PM (0yCoM)

2090 Thousands of emails

Posted by: Long Island at November 10, 2012 04:46 PM (tNwd1)

2091 Its new morons

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:46 PM (8EKcT)

2092 Crazed with moronmania

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:47 PM (8EKcT)

2093 Lets go running

Posted by: Long Island at November 10, 2012 04:49 PM (tNwd1)

2094 No scroll. Radio!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 04:49 PM (6JMZR)

2095 And I'm one

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:49 PM (8EKcT)

2096 The WarCock Rises

Posted by: Ripley .45 at November 10, 2012 04:49 PM (TLIC6)

2097 num num num

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:50 PM (XkWWK)

2098 Let's try story

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 04:50 PM (6JMZR)

2099 I will start

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (6JMZR)

2100 And I'm done

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (8EKcT)

2101 Aww, fuck it.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (Gmp2Z)

2102 It was a...

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (6JMZR)

2103 destroyed Planet Mu-Nuvia..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (XkWWK)

2104 Overnight Open Thread

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (i0App)

2105 Jogging and adultery

Posted by: Long Island at November 10, 2012 04:52 PM (tNwd1)

2106

Papa Johns cutting hours on employees

http://t.co/WGcBsbL

Posted by: shit at November 10, 2012 04:52 PM (pwTow)

2107 Jug Eared Fuck

Posted by: Ripley .45 at November 10, 2012 04:52 PM (TLIC6)

2108 Its been fun

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 04:52 PM (8EKcT)

2109 needs Islamic pentameter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 04:53 PM (XkWWK)

2110 ...and America died.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at November 10, 2012 04:53 PM (Gmp2Z)

2111 pork for supper

Posted by: totallybored at November 10, 2012 04:53 PM (W5c4e)

2112

we have the power to stop this.

Hillary too busy to testify

Posted by: shit at November 10, 2012 04:53 PM (pwTow)

2113 pork for lunch

Posted by: totallybored at November 10, 2012 04:54 PM (W5c4e)

2114 off shitty sock

Posted by: spypeach at November 10, 2012 04:54 PM (pwTow)

2115 hitting rock bottom

Posted by: totallybored at November 10, 2012 04:55 PM (W5c4e)

2116 Pizza sales down?

Posted by: Long Island at November 10, 2012 04:55 PM (tNwd1)

2117 my apologies...rules

Posted by: Molly k. at November 10, 2012 04:55 PM (CiTOH)

2118 Charlton fookin Heston

Posted by: Ripley .45 at November 10, 2012 04:56 PM (TLIC6)

2119 seriously, don't make me pull this car over.

Posted by: spypeach at November 10, 2012 04:56 PM (pwTow)

2120 You've got guns.

Posted by: totallybored at November 10, 2012 04:56 PM (W5c4e)

2121 "Fake," she confessed.

Posted by: Randall Hoven at November 10, 2012 04:56 PM (GZuBv)

2122 ....panting neoprene hatracks....

Posted by: Sam Adams at November 10, 2012 04:56 PM (b7h89)

2123 make wicked weaponry.

Posted by: totallybored at November 10, 2012 04:58 PM (W5c4e)

2124 RipDaddy shows [4s, 4h] for four fours

Posted by: Ripley .45 at November 10, 2012 04:58 PM (TLIC6)

2125 ....narcissistic elevator monkey.

Posted by: Sam Adams at November 10, 2012 04:58 PM (b7h89)

2126 strangling urchins' hopes

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (I88Jc)

2127 Can you dance

Posted by: totallybored at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (W5c4e)

2128 What? Still? Insane.

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (SP4jC)

2129 Let's kill it.

Posted by: totallybored at November 10, 2012 05:00 PM (W5c4e)

2130

[Whose ideas was this?]

Posted by: Ronster at November 10, 2012 05:00 PM (nQMHQ)

2131 Praying for ONT !!!!!!

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 05:00 PM (zkSgu)

2132 rdbrewer must pay

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 05:00 PM (SP4jC)

2133 It's not helping.

Posted by: totallybored at November 10, 2012 05:00 PM (W5c4e)

2134 ONT !!!!! ONT !!!!!! PLEASE !!!!!!!

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 05:01 PM (zkSgu)

2135 IhopeNotredameloses. Doesthiscountastwowords?

Posted by: Molly k. at November 10, 2012 05:01 PM (CiTOH)

2136

....12 monkeys flingin'....

 

Posted by: punchinbobo at November 10, 2012 05:02 PM (OXFtg)

2137 succumb to bumptiousness

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 05:02 PM (I88Jc)

2138 by harvesting CoronalMassEjections

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 05:03 PM (0yCoM)

2139 gone on for

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:03 PM (qEts0)

2140 Miss Me Yet?

Posted by: Ripley .45 at November 10, 2012 05:03 PM (TLIC6)

2141 Call me Ishmael

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 05:04 PM (SP4jC)

2142 I want my............

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag]

Posted by: JeanQueenie at November 10, 2012 05:05 PM (Gmp2Z)

2143 Moby's a dick

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 05:05 PM (SP4jC)

2144 And a whale

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 05:05 PM (SP4jC)

2145 Star Trek Space-whale?

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 05:05 PM (I88Jc)

2146 [Question: I've read Petraeus' letter to the CIA but is there an actual letter of resignation somewhere that I might have missed?]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 05:06 PM (piMMO)

2147 2141 NO

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 05:06 PM (SP4jC)

2148 minimalism am hard

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 05:07 PM (SP4jC)

2149 This wearies me

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2012 05:08 PM (nkiQM)

2150 this thread has gone on for 4 1/2 hours. Please make it stop.

Posted by: spypeach at November 10, 2012 05:08 PM (pwTow)

2151 28 hours/week

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2012 05:10 PM (nkiQM)

2152 who care ndh? who the fuck or what the fuck can anybody do about it?

We've been served. big time. told to suck balls and pay up.

Now stop trying to wish that nov 6 didn't happen or that there's something any one here can do about it now.

I'm not interested anymore about the fuck wad in Office because we've been played like a fucking cello. by "our" side, by their side and by the powers that be.

best to exert some energy figuring out how to survive the coming years and have some amusement and distraction now and then.

this is what we're trying to do here.

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 05:10 PM (SP4jC)

2153 Too wordy, Jcw46!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2012 05:11 PM (nkiQM)

2154 [Troll free thread]
Polls don't lie!!!

Posted by: greg at November 10, 2012 05:13 PM (nkiQM)

2155 wON"T there be an ONT ?

Posted by: seamrog at November 10, 2012 05:13 PM (fHUFz)

2156 ONanisTs, god sees!

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 05:15 PM (I88Jc)

2157 miserable failure

Posted by: rickl at November 10, 2012 05:15 PM (sdi6R)

2158

i want my

 

i want my

 

i want my ONT

Posted by: seamrog at November 10, 2012 05:15 PM (fHUFz)

2159 [Let me correct myself.] Stuttering clusterfuck of

Posted by: rickl at November 10, 2012 05:17 PM (sdi6R)

2160 a miserable failure.

Posted by: rickl at November 10, 2012 05:17 PM (sdi6R)

2161 Ignore that ONT!

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 05:17 PM (I88Jc)

2162

Funny for nothin'

 

moronettes for free

Posted by: seamrog at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (fHUFz)

2163 ONT at last!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2012 05:21 PM (nkiQM)

2164 who care ndh? who the fuck or what the fuck can anybody do about it?

We've been served. big time. told to suck balls and pay up.

Now stop trying to wish that nov 6 didn't happen or that there's something any one here can do about it now.

I'm not interested anymore about the fuck wad in Office because we've been played like a fucking cello. by "our" side, by their side and by the powers that be.

best to exert some energy figuring out how to survive the coming years and have some amusement and distraction now and then.

this is what we're trying to do here.


****

So? Would that be a 'No'?

And, while you're losing your shit remarking on something I never fucking said, perhaps you can take your head out of your own ass long enough to kiss my merry ass.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 05:21 PM (piMMO)

2165 NDH (in re the 3 word story thread)

I don't mind that you kept trying to jack the thread but you kept doing it with stuff that I really don't see the point in discussing today or any day.

If you take my tirade as a personal attack on you, I'm sorry. It wasn't meant to be so I'll be a man and apologize for what I said even though I didn't mean for it to be taken as a personal attack.

I did not however curse you as you have just done nor did I make any comments about you personally.

So maybe you've got some inner rage you ought to resolve too.

Let bygones be bygones. If that's not the case then that's YOUR problem.

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:08 PM (SP4jC)

2166 Please, end it.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2012 06:14 PM (nkiQM)

2167 Plop, plop, fizz...

Posted by: Annoying little twink at November 10, 2012 06:27 PM (/A1Rb)

2168 Total. Protonic. Reversal.

Posted by: Egon at November 10, 2012 06:38 PM (TVtzh)

2169 Holy shit Batman

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 06:40 PM (VMcEw)

2170 Hey, where'd everybody go?

Posted by: Amelia Earhart at November 10, 2012 06:58 PM (/A1Rb)

2171 What's this wire?

Posted by: G.I. Joe at November 10, 2012 07:37 PM (TVtzh)

2172  Give strong drink

Posted by: i like achors 2012 at November 10, 2012 07:42 PM (LCZ3l)

2173 unto him that

Posted by: i like achors 2012 at November 10, 2012 07:42 PM (LCZ3l)

2174 is ready to

Posted by: i like achors 2012 at November 10, 2012 07:42 PM (LCZ3l)

2175 perish, wine unto

Posted by: i like achors 2012 at November 10, 2012 07:42 PM (LCZ3l)

2176 those that be

Posted by: i like achors 2012 at November 10, 2012 07:43 PM (LCZ3l)

2177 of heavy hearts

Posted by: i like achors 2012 at November 10, 2012 07:43 PM (LCZ3l)

2178 2016 GOP nominee?

Posted by: CarolT at November 10, 2012 08:03 PM (z4WKX)

2179 [What the Fuck. I leave for only abt. 900 comments and come back to loathing and anger? Ok! Now we're getting somewhere. Ok.3 words. Hijackers Dbags. Goodnight.

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:30 PM (8EKcT)

2180 Taken red pill,

Posted by: J.S.Bridges at November 10, 2012 09:20 PM (3wuDa)

2181 cut blue wire.

Posted by: J.S.Bridges at November 10, 2012 09:21 PM (3wuDa)

2182

Bob Beckel exploded

 

Posted by: norrin radd at November 10, 2012 09:34 PM (KEWci)

2183

an Obama phone

Posted by: YFS at November 10, 2012 09:47 PM (zTBag)

2184 sound, that came

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 09:55 PM (DBH1h)

2185 first, like wood

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 09:56 PM (DBH1h)

2186 smoke, filtering into

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 09:56 PM (DBH1h)

2187 my brain.

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 09:57 PM (DBH1h)

2188 I could still

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 09:58 PM (DBH1h)

2189 hear the stream

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 09:58 PM (DBH1h)

2190 rushing past the

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 09:59 PM (DBH1h)

2191 entrance to the

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 09:59 PM (DBH1h)

2192 cave where I

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 10:01 PM (DBH1h)

2193 had tried to

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 10:02 PM (DBH1h)

2194 hide from the

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 10:02 PM (DBH1h)

2195

marooone horde outside!

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 10:05 PM (DBH1h)

2196

I hear them.

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 10:06 PM (DBH1h)

2197 I hear them.

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 10:07 PM (DBH1h)

2198 Their noses pressed

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 10:07 PM (DBH1h)

2199 to the ground

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 10:08 PM (DBH1h)

2200 like dogs sniffing

Posted by: and irresolute at November 10, 2012 10:08 PM (DBH1h)

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