March 17, 2012
— Dave in Texas Yeah, it's old, but funny. So is Retired Geezer, who sent it to me.
Also: All your NCAA brackets are busted. If you chalked em, like Obama did. Huge first round upsets by Norfolk State over Mizzou and Lehigh over Duke. The Humpbot was released.
also, Go Lady Bears!
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Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 17, 2012 10:30 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2012 10:31 AM (7W3wI)
Posted by: Jimmuy at March 17, 2012 10:31 AM (v/l7e)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2012 10:33 AM (7W3wI)
Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 10:34 AM (Izn98)
Posted by: navybrat at March 17, 2012 10:39 AM (slzvN)
French production studio. From France.
Posted by: huerfano at March 17, 2012 10:40 AM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 17, 2012 10:44 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid
You're not stupid, Stuck. .....Hope your sore hands are on the mend.
Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 10:46 AM (Izn98)
Posted by: Ronster at March 17, 2012 10:59 AM (T1nDt)
Posted by: mike at March 17, 2012 11:00 AM (hPrrZ)
http://bit.ly/yO8hHM
Paul Ryan (R) WI
Posted by: mama winger at March 17, 2012 11:09 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 11:18 AM (R5yLq)
How in the world would such a precious lamb get those mean old sojers to shoot at him like that? Che envy. DonQuixote fixation.
Or maybe he's her long-lost kid brother, or something. What's the saying in the FIllum dept? "We'll fix it in post."
Posted by: comatus at March 17, 2012 11:18 AM (ZOlM3)
@17, Stuck
That's really cool. Glad you've got some help. .....I was also glad to read that they're going to be patrolling the parking lot from now on....so maybe your hard work on the beater won't get messed up. ....It's awful that you're having to be out the expense for all the repairs.
Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 11:24 AM (Izn98)
So we're taking a break at the moment, I ran down to the local grocery and I'm feeding the crew. Burgers and dogs on the grill, nothing special - but they seem to be enjoying themselves.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 03:18 PM (R5yLq)
'Bout time you had some good luck! If I could send you a case of beer....I would.
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2012 11:27 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: GergS(Dirty Scandi Dog Whistle) at March 17, 2012 11:29 AM (dptRY)
Posted by: Palerider at March 17, 2012 11:37 AM (jrkcS)
I'm getting a kick out the thought of the reaction of Che Boy and his ilk to seeing the beater in its accustomed place Monday morning.
Posted by: Retread at March 17, 2012 11:37 AM (joSBv)
This guy really gets it. It isn't an act. He gets it.
Posted by: mama winger at March 17, 2012 11:42 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: GergS(Dirty Scandi Dog Whistle) at March 17, 2012 11:43 AM (dptRY)
Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 17, 2012 11:46 AM (2Gb0y)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 17, 2012 11:47 AM (Ho2rs)
I've worked in his campaigns. I'm in his district. Let me tell you something. To have that man look you right in the face, with those eyes, and that sincere heart, and EXPLAIN to you directly the difference between progressives and conservative , that progressives believe that rights come from government , and that conservatives believe that rights come from our Creator, and that they are INALIENABLE , and that this is a fundamental difference that can not be reconciled ....
well, I'll tell you. I get chills just from the memory of that conversation I had with him.
Posted by: mama winger at March 17, 2012 11:48 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 11:51 AM (R5yLq)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 11:55 AM (R5yLq)
What a surprise - Palestinian men have no respect for Anti-Israel leftist women:
Bonus? They were called "sluts".
Wonder who they're going to boycott....
Posted by: Teres in Fort Worth, TX at March 17, 2012 11:56 AM (0xqzf)
Obama is a SCOAMF. I didn't get the film clip.... is it something other than a bunch of loosely tied together actions sequences? And yeah my brackets are toast too.
Posted by: middle-america at March 17, 2012 11:56 AM (6vW2z)
SoS
I know this might seem weird, but this is actually working out.
By standing up to that Che-tshirt kid, you helped your company get rid of some rot and deadwood.
The night shift Republican/Con lady knows that there is at least one person that thinks like her, and also found the courage to stand up.
The kid "Wolverine" proved himself, made a friend, and gained a little stature in this world.
And you, aside from all the pain and heartburn, I think, have the respect of management at your company. You're either muley stubborn or have a steel backbone (or both), but they know who you are now.
Nothing worthwhile in this world is easy. A couple of years ago, I stood up to our former GM (who was a real jerk, now fired) over an issue and made a point of either "this" or I'm quitting. It was the right thing to do, although I've got a family, etc.
The years since have vindicated me. No one should go looking for a fight, but it's never wrong to stand up for what's right. It's funny how that works, and sometimes pays big dividends that you could never imagine.
Kudos, big guy. You earned this.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 17, 2012 12:00 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 17, 2012 12:03 PM (2Gb0y)
Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 17, 2012 12:05 PM (2Gb0y)
SOS - what CJ said. You may not realize it, but there are people at your job who are seeing what you are doing, and they are realizing that they, too, can stand up for what's right.
You may never know who you have touched, or how, but it will make a difference.
Posted by: Teres in Fort Worth, TX at March 17, 2012 12:07 PM (0xqzf)
http://tinyurl.com/7tfl3kj
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 17, 2012 12:07 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 12:12 PM (R5yLq)
It's my wedding anniversary and I'm just dropping in to shit and drink more green beer.
Anyway.....have a GREAT day and enjoy SATURDAY!!!!!
Hard to believe the greatest day of the week has the word turd in it, but it does.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 17, 2012 12:15 PM (CWCLE)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 12:16 PM (R5yLq)
Of course, if you've got a body guy helping you're probably in good shape.
Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2012 12:16 PM (gre5a)
I'm catching the crud that's been going around. Can't think straight. Sick-blogging is worse than drunk-blogging.
Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2012 12:18 PM (gre5a)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 12:19 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 12:19 PM (Izn98)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 12:22 PM (R5yLq)
Honestly, if y'all don't follow the Canadian bloggers, you're missing out on some serious humor.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 17, 2012 12:26 PM (SsG4J)
Thank you!!! I'm just kidding about the "fuck all ya'll" thing, but you ARE all morons, so.....
Posted by: © Sponge at March 17, 2012 12:31 PM (CWCLE)
Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 12:32 PM (Izn98)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2012 12:32 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2012 12:34 PM (ffV1/)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 17, 2012 12:37 PM (SsG4J)
I starting to believe Twilight Fan is the ringleader. SoS complains to Che-boy about his shirt. He's in HER posse. She may be bi or full-on lesbian. Goes to supervisor number one which begins the ball rolling (never found out gender of first supervisor), second shift supervisor is a lesbian, and very possible HR Director is a lesbian. The gay posse conspires to make your life a living hell to get you to leave.
First vandals of your beater are rather young. One of them may be brother of Twilight Fan or member of the same cult. Second case of vandalism may have been done by a dyke, given the description by the security guard. Again, lesbian connection. Could be the lesbian mafia at work.
SoS, thanks for the updates!!
Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 17, 2012 12:38 PM (WUWb9)
I just love it all. While a part of me thinks that if could be fiction (btw, a hell of a lot better than "Princess of Mars") Lot's of good folks stepping up to help out.
Never get a paint job. The "Frankencar" is a statement of your steadfastness.
Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 12:40 PM (O3R/2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 17, 2012 12:40 PM (hiMsy)
"I starting"? Who in the hell writes like that? Oh yeah, I did. Am much more better with Engrish. As a SUNY grad with a major in grahammer our seminar leader told us we were the bestest he had every scene.
Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 17, 2012 12:43 PM (WUWb9)
Rutheferd B. Hayes
Harvard graduate.
Actually practiced law for a living.
Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 17, 2012 12:44 PM (Q3WfW)
Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 12:46 PM (O3R/2)
...Posted by: ick at March 17, 2012 04:38 PM (OWcyk)
55 I say SOS is FOS
...Posted by: ick at March 17, 2012 04:39 PM (OWcyk)
Thanks for the disclaimer there, in the first post. ...Sorta cancels out the other one.
Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 12:49 PM (Izn98)
It's still up for me. The creator is slower than frozen shit though.
Posted by: weft of the dead [/i] at March 17, 2012 12:50 PM (WdKsY)
Posted by: Ronster at March 17, 2012 12:52 PM (T1nDt)
Posted by: fluffy at March 17, 2012 12:52 PM (vRSeu)
Posted by: HH at March 17, 2012 04:46 PM (KB0hv)
It translates to "I'm a pathetic troll who is miserably jealous of the attention given someone who is doing something with his life", although the original was much shorter.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 17, 2012 12:53 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: ick at March 17, 2012 04:49 PM (OWcyk)
You're right. Obama really enunciates "Uhhhh, Uhhh....Uhhhhhh.....Uhhhhhhhhh.......Uhhhhhhhhhhh......"
Open your eyes and close your ass, dumbfuck. Your head can't live up there.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 17, 2012 12:58 PM (CWCLE)
Posted by: fluffy at March 17, 2012 04:52 PM (vRSeu)
Thread winner, fluffy!!!!
Raykon, was the hangover bad this morning?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 17, 2012 12:58 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: ick at March 17, 2012 04:54 PM (OWcyk)
NO no no......OBAMA bankrupted us. The war was largely PAID for. It's the "freeeee shit" that democrats keep preaching that fuck US in the ass.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 17, 2012 12:59 PM (CWCLE)
Boy must be Irish and celebrating today, he's already drunk again.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 17, 2012 12:59 PM (SsG4J)
I've observed that all trolls have a different type of....anal leakage. This one has a different sort tinge to its droppings.
Hmm...do you poke it, and increase the leakage? Or try to ignore it and hope it goes away...
Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 01:00 PM (Izn98)
Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 05:00 PM (Izn9
Poke it, with a 105mm projectile.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2012 01:01 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 17, 2012 01:04 PM (TVvXc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2012 01:04 PM (yqRWu)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 17, 2012 04:59 PM (7FadD)
Hey, Chemjeff. Sounds like my caucus was even more fun than yours.
St Peter's had to be adjourned because they couldn't get a chairman. The way it was told is that the GOP official tried to close nominating as soon as he was nominated and a significant portion of those present refused to have only one person nominated so they just had to call the whole thing off.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 17, 2012 01:04 PM (tD5no)
Thread winner, fluffy!!!!
Posted by: fluffy at March 17, 2012 05:01 PM (vRSeu)
That should come with a horned Viking helmet, just because.
Posted by: ErikW at March 17, 2012 01:04 PM (qAsaP)
Posted by: nickless at March 17, 2012 01:05 PM (MMC8r)
left you a comment on the dog thread hours ago. But i see it was not really relevant.
Posted by: willow at March 17, 2012 01:14 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: willow at March 17, 2012 01:15 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: willow at March 17, 2012 01:18 PM (TomZ9)
SOS,
Looks like you made some real good friends, from all this BS. Great way to spend a St. Pattys day, BBQing with friends.
Posted by: Say What? at March 17, 2012 01:18 PM (b7L99)
Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 01:18 PM (O3R/2)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 17, 2012 05:10 PM (7FadD)
I'd guess so. The thing is, I feel a little sympathy since there was an attempt to do a couple things at ours with unseemly haste. If Luap Nor were just not a complete fruitcake, they'd actually have most of my sympathy. Since it's quite clear he is a complete fruitcake, I'm a lot more concerned as to their intentions.
I was able to get info about local Republican meetings and such. Since the chairman made it clear everyone was welcome to participate, by the time the next set of elections roll around they won't be able to claim they've been kept out of the process.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 17, 2012 01:20 PM (tD5no)
That's right Kurt, blame National Socialism and Hitler on "bad chemicals". He was so "avant guard" back in the late 60s and early 70s.
Sorry Kurt, religion is not foma.
Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 01:22 PM (O3R/2)
pulled out my gun
and shot my foot off it hurts Posted by: ick
Don't be a quitter, man!
Posted by: weft of the dead [/i] at March 17, 2012 01:28 PM (WdKsY)
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Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 10:28 AM (R5yLq)