March 17, 2012

Saturday Afternoon Stupid
— Dave in Texas

Yeah, it's old, but funny. So is Retired Geezer, who sent it to me.

Also: All your NCAA brackets are busted. If you chalked em, like Obama did. Huge first round upsets by Norfolk State over Mizzou and Lehigh over Duke. The Humpbot was released.

also, Go Lady Bears!

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1 Saturday Afternoon Stupid? Sounds right up my alley.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 10:28 AM (R5yLq)

2 Sucks to hear about Derbyshire starting chemo.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 17, 2012 10:30 AM (ZPrif)

3 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2012 10:31 AM (7W3wI)

4 I could have recovered from the Mizzou loss but, Duke was fatal.

Posted by: Jimmuy at March 17, 2012 10:31 AM (v/l7e)

5 I know Obama picked Mizzou,did he pick Duke too?The man has the fecal touch.

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2012 10:33 AM (7W3wI)

6 Heh. Funny vid. .....Don't know what "Canal+" is though.

Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 10:34 AM (Izn98)

7 CANAL + actually has made some great films. I enjoy a lot of them immensely. I think that is because most Hollywood stars have managed to piss me off at one time or another. When I watch CANAL + I can enjoy the film undistracted by angry baggage.

Posted by: navybrat at March 17, 2012 10:39 AM (slzvN)

8 Irish I were drunk

Posted by: Caunotaucarius at March 17, 2012 10:40 AM (SHvfC)

9 Heh. Funny vid. .....Don't know what "Canal+" is though. Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 02:34 PM[/i[

French production studio.  From France.

Posted by: huerfano at March 17, 2012 10:40 AM (bAGA/)

10 Stupid italics.

Posted by: huerfano at March 17, 2012 10:41 AM (bAGA/)

11 Irish Alzheimer's When you forget everything except the grudges.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 17, 2012 10:44 AM (ZPrif)

12 1....Sounds right up my alley.. lol

 

Posted by: StuckOnStupid

 

You're not stupid, Stuck. .....Hope your sore hands are on the mend.

Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 10:46 AM (Izn98)

13

9....French production studio. From France.

 

Ah. Thanks, huerfano.

Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 10:48 AM (Izn98)

14 That closet experience could happen to anyone.

Posted by: Ronster at March 17, 2012 10:59 AM (T1nDt)

15 >>> The Humpbot was released. Making everything sticky over at HA.

Posted by: mike at March 17, 2012 11:00 AM (hPrrZ)

16 I hope everyone sees this ad.  I hope everyone passes this ad along to everyone they know.

http://bit.ly/yO8hHM

Paul Ryan (R) WI

Posted by: mama winger at March 17, 2012 11:09 AM (P6QsQ)

17 "You're not stupid, Stuck. .....Hope your sore hands are on the mend." Better today than yesterday. Wolverine called last night, wanted to know if I was still planning on hitting the junkyards today. Insisted on coming along, so the three of us hit a couple of yards and found another beater like mine to use as a parts car. It was nice having the help getting the thing onto the trailer. We were on the way back when he sprung his surprise on me, apparently he called for backup. Had a bunch of his friends meet us at my place, so I've got a ton of help putting the beater back together. One of them actually works for a body shop, and damn, this kid really knows his stuff. With him and the tools he brought along we got the front and back glass replaced in probably an hour and a half - by myself it would have been an all day job at best. So we're taking a break at the moment, I ran down to the local grocery and I'm feeding the crew. Burgers and dogs on the grill, nothing special - but they seem to be enjoying themselves.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 11:18 AM (R5yLq)

18 Well, if that kid hadn't arrived in a closet, I'd expect to find him in one anyway. Have a look: skinny, caved-in looking, recessive face. Looks like he'd last, like, 25 seconds in the saddle, if he ever even got there. Since they don't show him licking his eyebrows, you have to figure he used his screenwriter skilz to get into that boudoir in the firstest place.

How in the world would such a precious lamb get those mean old sojers to shoot at him like that? Che envy. DonQuixote fixation.

Or maybe he's her long-lost kid brother, or something. What's the saying in the FIllum dept? "We'll fix it in post."

Posted by: comatus at March 17, 2012 11:18 AM (ZOlM3)

19

@17, Stuck

 

That's really cool. Glad you've got some help. .....I was also glad to  read  that  they're going  to be  patrolling  the parking  lot  from now on....so maybe  your  hard  work on  the  beater  won't  get  messed  up. ....It's awful  that  you're  having  to be  out  the  expense  for  all  the  repairs.

Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 11:24 AM (Izn98)

20 One of them actually works for a body shop, and damn, this kid really knows his stuff. With him and the tools he brought along we got the front and back glass replaced in probably an hour and a half - by myself it would have been an all day job at best.

So we're taking a break at the moment, I ran down to the local grocery and I'm feeding the crew. Burgers and dogs on the grill, nothing special - but they seem to be enjoying themselves.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 03:18 PM (R5yLq)


'Bout time you had some good luck!  If I could send you a case of beer....I would.

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2012 11:27 AM (X6akg)

21 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jwDai5NtXa0 Paul Ryan laying down the only reason I have any hope in any of the Repubs.

Posted by: GergS(Dirty Scandi Dog Whistle) at March 17, 2012 11:29 AM (dptRY)

22 17:  Thats nice.  One great thing out of the Che shirt madness, you might never have gotten to know Wolverine if it had not happened.  

Posted by: Palerider at March 17, 2012 11:37 AM (jrkcS)

23 Woolverine is turning out to be a pretty cool guy. Good thing you changed his nickname from Barney, he's far from the bumbling incompetent his original nic implied.

I'm getting a kick out the thought of the reaction of Che Boy and his ilk to seeing the beater in its accustomed place Monday morning.

Posted by: Retread at March 17, 2012 11:37 AM (joSBv)

24 Paul Ryan laying down the only reason I have any hope in any of the Repubs. Posted by: GergS(Dirty Scandi Dog Whistle) at March 17, 2012 03:29 PM


This guy really gets it.  It isn't an act.  He gets it.

Posted by: mama winger at March 17, 2012 11:42 AM (P6QsQ)

25 He seems to be the only one who gets it at all. I'd volunteer for his campaign. I'd have gone door to door.

Posted by: GergS(Dirty Scandi Dog Whistle) at March 17, 2012 11:43 AM (dptRY)

26 17 thanks. A nice reminder that not all kids are Obots. Many of them are super. Obama permanently screwed them, poor bastards.

Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 17, 2012 11:46 AM (2Gb0y)

27 stuck on stupid you are the best!!! and wolverine is the bestest!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 17, 2012 11:47 AM (Ho2rs)

28 I'd volunteer for his campaign. I'd have gone door to door. Posted by: GergS(Dirty Scandi Dog Whistle) at March 17, 2012 03:43 PM


I've worked in his campaigns.  I'm in his district.  Let me tell you something.  To have that man look you right in the face, with those eyes, and that sincere heart, and EXPLAIN to you directly the difference between progressives and conservative , that progressives believe that rights come from government , and that conservatives believe that rights come from our Creator, and that they are INALIENABLE , and that this is a fundamental difference  that can not be reconciled ....

well, I'll tell you.  I get chills just from the memory of that conversation I had with him.

Posted by: mama winger at March 17, 2012 11:48 AM (P6QsQ)

29 "That's really cool. Glad you've got some help. .....I was also glad to read that they're going to be patrolling the parking lot from now on....so maybe your hard work on the beater won't get messed up. ....It's awful that you're having to be out the expense for all the repairs." Well the guy that works at the body shop thought I was nuts for putting this much work into that old piece of crap car. He even said we'd probably be better off fixing the one I pulled out of the junkyard, it would most likely be less work and the body is in better shape. He got it though when I explained to him why it had to be the original beater I drove to work Monday. Now he's a man on a mission - lol. I offered to pay him and all of the rest of them for the work - they all turned me down flat. So the junker itself cost me about what it would cost to have just had the front windshield replaced. And it looks like were going to be here into the evening, since the driver's side door and front quaterpanel need replaced as well. So I'll be headed back down to the grocery store here soon, this time I'm getting steak. They earned it

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 11:51 AM (R5yLq)

30 "you are the best!!! and wolverine is the bestest!!!" Lol.. appreciate the sentiment. Also have to give major kudos to Wolverine's girlfriend, apparently she was the one that put the posse together. She's also thrown me out of my own garage. I'm allowed to supervise apparently but I'm not allowed to pick anything up or do any actual work myself.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 11:55 AM (R5yLq)

31

What a surprise - Palestinian men have no respect for Anti-Israel leftist women:

 

http://is.gd/jqC5av

 

Bonus?  They were called "sluts".

Wonder who they're going to boycott....

Posted by: Teres in Fort Worth, TX at March 17, 2012 11:56 AM (0xqzf)

32

Obama is a SCOAMF. I didn't get the film clip.... is it something other than a bunch of loosely tied together actions sequences? And yeah my brackets are toast too.

Posted by: middle-america at March 17, 2012 11:56 AM (6vW2z)

33

SoS

I know this might seem weird, but this is actually working out.

 

By standing up to that Che-tshirt kid, you helped your company get rid of some rot and deadwood.

The night shift Republican/Con lady knows that there is at least one person that thinks like her, and also found the courage to stand up.

 

The kid "Wolverine" proved himself, made a friend, and gained a little stature in this world.

 

And you, aside from all the pain and heartburn, I think, have the respect of management at your company. You're either muley stubborn or have a steel backbone (or both), but they know who you are now.

 

Nothing worthwhile in this world is easy. A couple of years ago, I stood up to our former GM (who was a real jerk, now fired) over an issue and made a point of either "this" or I'm quitting.  It was the right thing to do, although I've got a family, etc.

 

The years since have vindicated me. No one should go looking for a fight, but it's never wrong to stand up for what's right.  It's funny how that works, and sometimes pays big dividends that you could never imagine.

 

Kudos, big guy. You earned this.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 17, 2012 12:00 PM (sJTmU)

34 Just my opinion, but I put on my money on Jeckel Sr., the witness tampering asshole father,  for the damage to your car.

Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 17, 2012 12:03 PM (2Gb0y)

35 Clarification: Jeckel sr might not be personally responsible but he paid for it to happen. 

Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 17, 2012 12:05 PM (2Gb0y)

36

SOS - what CJ said.  You may not realize it, but there are people at your job who are seeing what you are doing, and they are realizing that they, too, can stand up for what's right.

 

You may never know who you have touched, or how, but it will make a difference.

Posted by: Teres in Fort Worth, TX at March 17, 2012 12:07 PM (0xqzf)

37 If I didn't know better, I'd swear Empire of Jeff had a new blog. This is soooooo hysterically funny. It got Thor to LOL and he is not a LOL-er.

http://tinyurl.com/7tfl3kj

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 17, 2012 12:07 PM (SsG4J)

38 "Kudos, big guy. You earned this." Appreciate that, truly. The whole thing started out as a little quirky, then shot straight past strange and into the surreal with amazing speed. Now I'm being ordered around in my own garage by a tiny little girl who's about the same age as my oldest daughter. It's just bizarre all the way around. Cute and funny, but bizarre. I think when everything finally shakes out I will certainly be better off than the loon squad at work, and while it may cost me a bit of money and aggravation along the way no matter what happens from here I think it will be worth it.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 12:12 PM (R5yLq)

39 Fuck ALL ya'll!!!!!

It's my wedding anniversary and I'm just dropping in to shit and drink more green beer.


Anyway.....have a GREAT day and enjoy SATURDAY!!!!!

Hard to believe the greatest day of the week has the word turd in it, but it does.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 17, 2012 12:15 PM (CWCLE)

40 "You may never know who you have touched, or how, but it will make a difference." I hope so, at the very least I know at least one young lady at work who found the courage to stand up. I hope next time I see her she won't feel the need to lower her voice when she says she's a Republican.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 12:16 PM (R5yLq)

41 StuckOnStupid, hubby says you should switch driver side doors, rather than having to re-do the window on a door that won't open.  Are both cars the same color?

Of course, if you've got a body guy helping you're probably in good shape.

Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2012 12:16 PM (gre5a)

42 Oh, geez...never mind.  Shoulda read clear through.

I'm catching the crud that's been going around.  Can't think straight.  Sick-blogging is worse than drunk-blogging.

Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2012 12:18 PM (gre5a)

43 " Clarification: Jeckel sr might not be personally responsible but he paid for it to happen. " Honestly, no clue. I guess I could see it if somehow he thought it might help get his son off the hook, but I can't see him paying someone to trash my car simply out of revenge. Sure, he was upset with me but I think he probably realizes that it's up to the ADA as to whether or not the charges get dropped. Then again who knows, you could be right. Lord knows so far I haven't been able to figure out how these people think or what motivates them to do some of the crazy stuff they've done.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 12:19 PM (R5yLq)

44 @37.....Oh yes. All that. That was like....conservative pron....where did you find that. ....no wait, what do you mean by "If I didn't know better.."? Doesn't matter. That was great.

Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 12:19 PM (Izn98)

45 "StuckOnStupid, hubby says you should switch driver side doors, rather than having to re-do the window on a door that won't open. Are both cars the same color?" Rotfl.. apparently hubby knows a bit about cars, because that's what the body guy is doing as I watch. And no, both cars are not the same color. My original beater was red, the only one I could find of the same model in good enough shape and with intact glass is brown. It looks pretty damn ridiculous. I'd have to call it "Frankencar". But as long as it's legal to drive when it's all said and done, that's all that matters.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 12:22 PM (R5yLq)

46 @39, © Sponge....Heh. Happy Anniversary!

Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 12:23 PM (Izn98)

47 Wheatie, I saw it on Blazing Cat Fur. He linked to it.

Honestly, if y'all don't follow the Canadian bloggers, you're missing out on some serious humor.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 17, 2012 12:26 PM (SsG4J)

48 Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 04:23 PM (Izn9


Thank you!!!  I'm just kidding about the "fuck all ya'll" thing, but you ARE all morons, so.....

Posted by: © Sponge at March 17, 2012 12:31 PM (CWCLE)

49 Tammy....did you scroll down, to the March 10 entry..."That Is Really Awkward"..? ....Oh dear. That has got to be moron approved.

Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 12:32 PM (Izn98)

50 SoS,  I have to ask.  Any chance that the last car vandal, the one of indeterminate gender, could have been a certain recently unemployed LGBTROFLLOLOMG activist?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2012 12:32 PM (xKC/c)

51 I know Obama picked Mizzou,did he pick Duke too?The man has the fecal touch. ---- He didnt.... but I did. Half my final four gone in the first round. Oddly.... I remain (for the moment) in AoS Group 2's first place. That.Will. Change

Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2012 12:34 PM (ffV1/)

52 wheatie, I am working my way down and coming perilously close to suffocating from laughing so hard.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 17, 2012 12:37 PM (SsG4J)

53

I starting to believe Twilight Fan is the ringleader.  SoS complains to Che-boy about his shirt.  He's in HER posse.  She may be bi or full-on lesbian.  Goes to supervisor number one which begins the ball rolling (never found out gender of first supervisor), second shift supervisor is a lesbian, and very possible HR Director is a lesbian.  The gay posse conspires to make your life a living hell to get you to leave.

First vandals of your beater are rather young.  One of them may be brother of Twilight Fan or member of the same cult.  Second case of vandalism may have been done by a dyke, given the description by the security guard.  Again, lesbian connection.  Could be the lesbian mafia at work.

 

SoS, thanks for the updates!!

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 17, 2012 12:38 PM (WUWb9)

54 SoS,

I just love it all.  While a part of me thinks that if could be fiction (btw, a hell of a lot better than "Princess of Mars") Lot's of good folks stepping up to help out. 

Never get a paint job.  The "Frankencar" is a statement of your steadfastness.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 12:40 PM (O3R/2)

55 Keep it up, SOS. Our side always wins when we fight back.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 17, 2012 12:40 PM (hiMsy)

56

"I starting"?  Who in the hell writes like that?  Oh yeah, I did.  Am much more better with Engrish.  As a SUNY grad with a major in grahammer our seminar leader told us we were the bestest he had every scene.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 17, 2012 12:43 PM (WUWb9)

57 The create a "Hayes" meme page has now been disappeared into "404" land. How convenient.

Rutheferd B. Hayes

Harvard graduate.


Actually practiced law for a living.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 17, 2012 12:44 PM (Q3WfW)

58

"I say SOS is FOS"

 

Care to explain?

Posted by: HH at March 17, 2012 12:46 PM (KB0hv)

59 Obama is the Affirmative Action President.  Nothing more need be said.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 12:46 PM (O3R/2)

60 SOS is Breitbart

Posted by: artemis at March 17, 2012 12:47 PM (2XMD1)

61 53 I am so fkd up.

 

...Posted by: ick at March 17, 2012 04:38 PM (OWcyk)

 

55 I say SOS is FOS

 

...Posted by: ick at March 17, 2012 04:39 PM (OWcyk)

 

Thanks for the disclaimer there, in the first post. ...Sorta cancels out the other one.

Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 12:49 PM (Izn98)

62 The create a "Hayes" meme page has now been disappeared into "404" land.How convenient.Posted by: whatmeworry?

It's still up for me. The creator is slower than frozen shit though.

Posted by: weft of the dead [/i] at March 17, 2012 12:50 PM (WdKsY)

63 ick, go somewhere and sleep it off.

Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2012 12:51 PM (gre5a)

64 Just when things were humming along nicely someone drops a turd in the thread.

Posted by: Ronster at March 17, 2012 12:52 PM (T1nDt)

65 Afternoon Stupid, and he shows up right on cue.

Posted by: fluffy at March 17, 2012 12:52 PM (vRSeu)

66

Posted by: HH at March 17, 2012 04:46 PM (KB0hv)

 

It translates to "I'm a pathetic troll who is miserably jealous of the attention given someone who is doing something with his life", although the original was much shorter.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 17, 2012 12:53 PM (tD5no)

67 But words, and W's were mangled, like a little school girls. But he had feelings, warm ones, in his gut so he won and let Osama bankrupt us.

Posted by: ick at March 17, 2012 04:49 PM (OWcyk)



You're right.  Obama really enunciates "Uhhhh, Uhhh....Uhhhhhh.....Uhhhhhhhhh.......Uhhhhhhhhhhh......"


Open your eyes and close your ass, dumbfuck.  Your head can't live up there.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 17, 2012 12:58 PM (CWCLE)

68 Afternoon Stupid, and he shows up right on cue.

Posted by: fluffy at March 17, 2012 04:52 PM (vRSeu)


Thread winner, fluffy!!!!


Raykon, was the hangover bad this morning?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 17, 2012 12:58 PM (SsG4J)

69

No, I want to see this. If he has a point, post it.

 

Should be fun...

 

Posted by: HH at March 17, 2012 12:58 PM (KB0hv)

70 Little ladies, Osama bankrupted the USSR, then the US, then was called home to heaven.

Posted by: ick at March 17, 2012 04:54 PM (OWcyk)




NO no no......OBAMA bankrupted us.  The war was largely PAID for.  It's the "freeeee shit" that democrats keep preaching that fuck US in the ass.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 17, 2012 12:59 PM (CWCLE)

71 Ah come on, start talking about movies and music so he can show us his cool side.

Boy must be Irish and celebrating today, he's already drunk again.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 17, 2012 12:59 PM (SsG4J)

72

I've observed that all trolls have a different type of....anal leakage. This one has a different sort tinge to its droppings. 

 

Hmm...do you poke it,   and increase the leakage?  Or try to ignore it and hope it goes away...

Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 01:00 PM (Izn98)

73 Hmm...do you poke it, and increase the leakage? Or try to ignore it and hope it goes away...

Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 05:00 PM (Izn9


Poke it, with a 105mm projectile.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2012 01:01 PM (xKC/c)

74 Thread winner, fluffy!!!!


Hooray! I get a free year's subscription to the HQ!

Posted by: fluffy at March 17, 2012 01:01 PM (vRSeu)

75 Not only was the moon landing a fake, the moon itself is fake. The government hypnotizes us while we sleep at night to make us think that there is a moon so that there will be some explanation for the tides so that we don't ask any questions about what is going on on the seabed.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 17, 2012 01:04 PM (TVvXc)

76

Ok, I stand corrected...

 

Sheesh...

 

So, what about "The Walking Dead"?

Posted by: HH at March 17, 2012 01:04 PM (KB0hv)

77 Stuck, you should ask for a primo parking spot near the building, its not to much to ask, you're gonna be losing a lot of personal time if it happens again.  Its the minimum they should do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2012 01:04 PM (yqRWu)

78

Posted by: chemjeff at March 17, 2012 04:59 PM (7FadD)

 

Hey, Chemjeff.  Sounds like my caucus was even more fun than yours.  

 

St Peter's had to be adjourned because they couldn't get a chairman.  The way it was told is that the GOP official tried to close nominating as soon as he was nominated and a significant portion of those present refused to have only one person nominated so they just had to call the whole thing off. 

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 17, 2012 01:04 PM (tD5no)

79

Thread winner, fluffy!!!!




Hooray! I get a free year's subscription to the HQ!


 

Posted by: fluffy at March 17, 2012 05:01 PM (vRSeu)

 

 

That should come with a horned Viking helmet, just because.

 

 

Posted by: ErikW at March 17, 2012 01:04 PM (qAsaP)

80 Raykon's prose is like our own little archy the cockroach, but mentally ill and stoned.

Posted by: nickless at March 17, 2012 01:05 PM (MMC8r)

81

"why aren't I proud?"

 

Actually, you are more like Spartacus. Just hanging around...

Posted by: HH at March 17, 2012 01:10 PM (KB0hv)

82 That should come with a horned Viking helmet, just because.


Got one of those. Chicks dig it.

Posted by: fluffy at March 17, 2012 01:13 PM (vRSeu)

83 SoS , nice to see you, hope the week-end is at least somewhat refreshing, after the last couple of weeks .
left you a comment on the dog thread hours ago. But i see it was not really relevant.


Posted by: willow at March 17, 2012 01:14 PM (TomZ9)

84 non-union*

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2012 01:14 PM (TomZ9)

85 creeper, it's a bear of a flu. take care, stay hydrated .

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2012 01:15 PM (TomZ9)

86 ick, you should probably drink a couple glass's of water and go to bed.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2012 01:18 PM (TomZ9)

87

SOS,

Looks like you made some real good friends, from all this BS.  Great way to spend a St. Pattys day, BBQing with friends.

Posted by: Say What? at March 17, 2012 01:18 PM (b7L99)

88 Two new threads up.

Posted by: Vic at March 17, 2012 01:18 PM (YdQQY)

89 Cats.  So the little floozy we took in was already knocked up.  Took care if that.  She had Pyomtra.  Gonna miscarry anyway.  Thank goodness the spotting is over.  Have to clean the carpet.  I was robbed.  Folks said she was going to sleep all night.  Little monster is back her normal self.  I have to keep her in, for her own good, for the next week.  The toms will bang the shit out of her otherwise.  It's gonna (thank you Mr. Obama, is "gonna" now acceptable on college papers?) ne a long week.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 01:18 PM (O3R/2)

90

Posted by: chemjeff at March 17, 2012 05:10 PM (7FadD)

 

I'd guess so.  The thing is, I feel a little sympathy since there was an attempt to do a couple things at ours with unseemly haste.  If Luap Nor were just not a complete fruitcake, they'd actually have most of my sympathy.  Since it's quite clear he is a complete fruitcake, I'm a lot more concerned as to their intentions. 

 

I was able to get info about local Republican meetings and such.  Since the chairman made it clear everyone was welcome to participate, by the time the next set of elections roll around they won't be able to claim they've been kept out of the process.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 17, 2012 01:20 PM (tD5no)

91 Bag of chemicals.  Bad chemicals.  Wasn't that Kurt Vonnegut's schtick?

That's right Kurt, blame National Socialism and Hitler on "bad chemicals".  He was so "avant guard" back in the late 60s and early 70s. 

Sorry Kurt, religion is not foma.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 01:22 PM (O3R/2)

92 i just sat down
pulled out my gun
and shot my foot off it hurts Posted by: ick


Don't be a quitter, man!

Posted by: weft of the dead [/i] at March 17, 2012 01:28 PM (WdKsY)

93 "Looks like you made some real good friends, from all this BS. Great way to spend a St. Pattys day, BBQing with friends." All in all I can't complain. It's been a real rollercoaster couple of weeks, but I've got some great young folks here and were enjoying a nice day. Kind of a strange feeling not being allowed to do anything in my own garage. Feel a little odd just sitting here watching, but I've got a little blonde watching me like a hawk and scolding me every time I try to do much of anything. I'll be making a food run here pretty soon, called the grocery store and had them set aside some steak for me, going to make sure the crew gets fed good tonight. Even the crazy neighbor has poked his head out and came up for a chat. I guess he's in a sociable mood today, he left his sandwich board that reads "The end is nigh" at home.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 01:39 PM (R5yLq)

94 " SoS, I have to ask. Any chance that the last car vandal, the one of indeterminate gender, could have been a certain recently unemployed LGBTROFLLOLOMG activist?" Very possible. Hadn't really considered that but I guess it would make sense. I'll be touching base with the police on Monday to see if they've made any progress. Honestly I'm not holding out a lot of hope, I seriously doubt this case is very high on their priority list, but I guess it won't hurt to make a call or two and see if maybe I can't get them to at least look into it when time permits.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 01:44 PM (R5yLq)

95 "Posted by: ick at March 17, 2012 05:35 PM (OWcyk)" Wow.. who is this idiot?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 01:45 PM (R5yLq)

96 "SoS , nice to see you, hope the week-end is at least somewhat refreshing, after the last couple of weeks . left you a comment on the dog thread hours ago. But i see it was not really relevant. " No worries, I appreciate all the support and advice I can get. As it is what I thought was going to be a horribly long weekend is turning into a really, really great day - so no complaints here at all. The car is coming along nicely. It looks completely ridiculous of course, between the dark brown door and hood and the faded red on the rest of the body it rather reminds me of a large bruise. Somehow though that seems appropriate.. lol..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 01:49 PM (R5yLq)

97 "no one is listening the metaphor what don't you understand" Ick, I generally don't waste a lot of time responding to trolls, but I might as well take a second and point out that stupidity in the form of a haiku doesn't make it any less ignorant. I'm sure you find your blathering to be tremendously clever. If so I'm guessing your probably the only one. Honestly, I've seen more clever prose scrawled on bathroom walls. It's quite sad really. But if you can get over your pseudo-intellectual infatuation with yourself and wish to have an actual conversation I'm game. Just keep in mind that the obfuscate, hit and run troll tactics won't work for that. You might actually have to think. Question is, are you up for that? Or is enjoying the sound of your own pseudo-intellectual bullshit all your capable of? Inquiring minds wish to know...

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 02:02 PM (R5yLq)

98 It's Bush's fault that my NCAA bracket picks were so shitty.

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at March 17, 2012 02:08 PM (7iO9C)

99 Don't know nothing 'bout history...

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at March 17, 2012 02:16 PM (7iO9C)

100 Well ick if your open for an actual conversation I'm game. So far all I've seen from you is the equivalent of high tech graffiti. I could train a monkey to do that. So if you think you actually have the intellectual capacity and the testicular fortitude to discuss your world view, I'm game. If not your simply not worth responding too, liberoid trolls come and go around here all the time. So the question is, are you hear to discuss? Or just throw poo like the rest of your monkey kin?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 02:26 PM (R5yLq)

101 Went to the Lehigh Duke game. No lie to say Lehigh and UNC fans outnumbered Duke fans. And Lehigh's defense was fantastic.

Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at March 17, 2012 06:02 PM (caupe)

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