December 21, 2012

Schadenfreude and Smartassery [Warden]
— Open Blogger

If there's one lesson from today's fiscal cliff debacle its that there's no avoiding the turd sandwich Obama voters have served up to us.

The only upside is that steamy meal is being served to America "family style." Sooner or later, these chumps are ALSO gonna get a nice juicy mouthful of what they've cooked up--they just don't know it yet.

And when they do? We'll be there--big, assholish grins on our gleeful, told-you-so faces.

Maybe it's already happened.

So what say you, Moron Horde? Are we gonna fight on this blog all day long or are we gonna toss back a few beers and share some stories about being absolute DICKS to liberals we know?

Weigh in. If you don't have a good story, tell me what you plan on saying when, say, your loudmouthed leftwing co-worker finds out his healthcare premiums are going up by 25%?

Or when his taxes go up after we go over the fiscal cliff.

Gimme your best, chowder heads. It's bad enough you regularly disappoint your spouses in bed. (They email me. Shame on you, Dave in Texas, for that trick you tried with your thumb.) Don't let down your fake internet friends, too.

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1 OMG. I never get here early!!

Posted by: Lilredhen at December 21, 2012 03:41 PM (Ov+TE)

2 Foist

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 21, 2012 03:41 PM (N+Crj)

3

First

 

Posted by: JS23NOb at December 21, 2012 03:41 PM (7Nf9C)

4 Fourth

Posted by: Drumwaster at December 21, 2012 03:42 PM (r5hbx)

5 As for me, I've been having fun asking leftists what's so bad about having their taxes revert to Clinton's rates?

"Wasn't that the best economy ever?" I ask. "Sandra Fluke's birth control isn't free, you know. If you want all this government, you need to pay your fair share."

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 03:42 PM (HzhBE)

6 Heh! I actually read the post, Lilred, that's cheating. And Santa knows it!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 21, 2012 03:42 PM (N+Crj)

7 Okay, I'm certain to lose my AoSHQ Prime membership, because I'm never intentionally a d*** to anyone. (See, can't even type it.) It doesn't mean I won't enjoy the schadenfreude when the FSA realized that ain't chocolate they're being served.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 21, 2012 03:42 PM (5J54Q)

8 I'm just going to pat them on their little pumpkin heads. With my jo staff.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 21, 2012 03:42 PM (QkEg0)

9 Are we gonna fight on this blog all day long or are we gonna toss back a few beers and share some stories about being absolute DICKS to liberals we know?


I do not believe that's a binary choice.


New Ancient Aliens in an hourish!   Am excite!



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We're not worthy. at December 21, 2012 03:42 PM (Gk3SS)

10 I plan on using that term "fair share" a lot during the next four years.

"Well, sure your health insurance premiums went up. If we want to cover everyone, you'll have to pay your fair share."

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 03:43 PM (HzhBE)

11 Hah! I did read it. I just avoid liberals so I have nothing to say! Which is a shame, since I love snark!!

Posted by: Lilredhen at December 21, 2012 03:44 PM (Ov+TE)

12 Who's organizing the blanket party for Captain Whitebread?

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 03:44 PM (HzhBE)

13

There's a friend from high school that went full blown libtard. We got into a pissing match over gay marriage. I just got tired and asked him if he ever ate a sweeter peter than mine. That shut him up, then he defriended me on farcebook.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 21, 2012 03:45 PM (N+Crj)

14 Some Arabic friend of mine once inferred my only reason for not liking Obama was because he was black....while he was at my house, at a party, to which I invited him, drinking a beer I gave him.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at December 21, 2012 03:45 PM (++kZl)

15 I heard a good reason for why so many on the left dont get it.  They see the rich guy driving by with the Bentley and say to themselves I want part of what he has without hearing the poor guy riding the bus say the same thing about his Ford.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at December 21, 2012 03:46 PM (C2//T)

16 I'm taking the long view.  My only purpose in life at this point is to live long enough to witness these idiots eating each other on national TV during The Burning Time.

I really can't wait to watch some city-dwelling liberal douchebag try to convince a gang member not to rape and kill his family by arguing that he voted for Obama.

My dick gets hard just thinking about it.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 21, 2012 03:46 PM (GRvW4)

17 I love Susan Estrich's reaction, though we're not related.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 21, 2012 03:47 PM (dZ756)

18 What can we do to drain resources from liberal organizations.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 21, 2012 03:47 PM (q177U)

19 Who's organizing the blanket party for Captain Whitebread? Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 07:44 PM (HzhBE) You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 21, 2012 03:48 PM (5J54Q)

20 Sooner or later, these chumps are ALSO gonna get a nice juicy mouthful of what they've cooked up--they just don't know it yet.






Will they even know it when it happens? I'm beginning to believe these people are so stupid they wouldn't notice their arms falling off

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2012 03:48 PM (aWlm2)

21 Posted by: Mr. Pink

One of my friends had an atheist liberal tell her if she believed in God that meant she wasn't very smart.

In her house.

At her party.

Drinking her beer.

And eating her food.




Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 03:50 PM (HzhBE)

22 I think I'll be asking a few of the enlightened, "So, your farts aren't smelling particularly sweet now are they? That's a shame."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 21, 2012 03:50 PM (eHIJJ)

23 So this is a duel thread. Couldn't find a decent Hefeweizen today so opted for the 5-liter cask of Newcastle Brown Ale. Ein Prosit nonetheless.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 21, 2012 03:50 PM (N+Crj)

24 Booooooosh!!

Posted by: The Media at December 21, 2012 03:50 PM (q177U)

25 I'm going to wait to inform the lefties in my circle when they start complaining about losing their insurance from their jobs, specially the ones who love to talk about how great the healthcare is in other countries they've lived in.  Shouldn't take long.

Also, let me take this opportunity to wish each and every one of the Moron Horde a very Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah and a Happy New Year! 

Posted by: Theresa (D) at December 21, 2012 03:50 PM (//SAc)

26 They didn't learn from the French Revolution, they didn't learn from the Soviets or the Chinese or Cuba or North Korea or Greece. They aren't going to learn from this. The only thing to do is marginalize them in public and teach kids what *actually* happens - but they took over the schools and the MFM to prevent that from happening. Also, the bickering and infighting is not a great help. Some people can wake up, it's hard work. It's more fun to snark at them, which just makes you the bad guy (even if your every fact is dead on, because they're not thinking with their heads).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 21, 2012 03:50 PM (bxiXv)

27 I say it's like the 30's all over again.The country was fucked and the man most responsible(FDR) was idolized.He "cared" you see.

Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 03:51 PM (9XBK2)

28 You guys are disappointing me.

I thought you were bigger dicks than this.

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 03:51 PM (HzhBE)

29 Someone recently remarked that the economy in the 50's rocked & rolled so much that you didn't need both parents to work -- AND tax rates were so much higher.  I responded that in the 50's women generally didn't compete for the same jobs as men; if you remove women from all but clerical, teaching, and nursing, mens' wages will skyrocket.  No response.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 21, 2012 03:52 PM (dZ756)

30 Wait until the ONT.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 21, 2012 03:52 PM (5J54Q)

31 Good timing. Just got back from a shopping center. Car there had a lot of stickers: Obama (of course), war = big gov, and a huge on that read, War is not Christian. The lady was opening her door and I said, "You might want to read up on the crusades."

Posted by: Russkiltlover at December 21, 2012 03:53 PM (MFk9L)

32 Schadenboehner. Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 21, 2012 03:53 PM (T0lrq)

33 Since (I assume) most charity recipients supported Obama, I plan on responding to all requests for charitable donations with "get it from Obama's stash."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2012 03:53 PM (QKKT0)

34 I'm practicing for a family weekend at my SIL's house in Stowe, Vermont at the end of January. She is a card-carrying limousine liberal Obamabot. I plan on asking her how much she thinks her house is worth now (it's a palatial 5-bedroom, 2-hot-tub chalet about 5 minutes from the Stowe resort, probably worth a million at least.) Then I will tell her how many Section 8 housing vouchers that would pay for. When she pulls out the $40 bottle of cabernet I will ask her if she left any of that back at her main house for her illegal Guatemalan nanny.

Posted by: rockmom at December 21, 2012 03:54 PM (qe2/V)

35 big dicks, you say?

Posted by: Will Folks, esq. at December 21, 2012 03:54 PM (Dll6b)

36 Since (I assume) most charity recipients supported Obama, I plan on responding to all requests for charitable donations with "get it from Obama's stash."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2012 07:53 PM (QKKT0)


Been doing that since the election.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 21, 2012 03:54 PM (GRvW4)

37 Had a client tell me that during obama the economy was the best he had ever seen. How do yu even reply to such stoopid? FYI, he was on disability and drawing unemployment for two years....

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 21, 2012 03:54 PM (N+Crj)

38 I wouldn't mind Clinton-era tax levels, as long as we also get Gingrich-era spending...

Speaking of which, how long has it been since Harry Reid passed a budget?

Posted by: Drumwaster at December 21, 2012 03:56 PM (r5hbx)

39 Warden: "You guys are disappointing me. I thought you were bigger dicks than this."

...and then I'll gut them with a rusty spoon. I thought that part was understood. Sheesh. Does everything have to be spelled out?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 21, 2012 03:56 PM (eHIJJ)

40 I live in a small town in Texas.  I don't know any liberals.

Posted by: huerfano at December 21, 2012 03:56 PM (bAGA/)

41 Friend complaining, Liberal, about how Sandy Hook was going to cause them coming for HIS guns. Which he takes out to the range. Odd, right. liberal and raving gun owner.

I then applauded him, not being a gun-owner myself, on making the decision join me in not owning a gun back in November. I'm just waiting for him to see his Health Insurance go up so I can dig in even more.

Posted by: Mordart at December 21, 2012 03:56 PM (hXX/4)

42 I am bound by company policy to be non-confrontational, or I can be charged with harassment and get a pink slip.

Church people are fair game though, but they all know better.

Posted by: sTevo at December 21, 2012 03:56 PM (VMcEw)

43  
    I don't talk to, or associate with liberals. 

    However, this New Year's eve, I intend to invite all my Muslim acquaintances over for a pork roast.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 21, 2012 03:57 PM (SAMxH)

44 I once killed a libtard in Reno, just to watch him die.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 21, 2012 03:57 PM (jucos)

45 I live in a small town in Texas. I don't know any liberals.

Posted by: huerfano at December 21, 2012 07:56 PM (bAGA/)


Braggy McBraggerson.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 21, 2012 03:57 PM (GRvW4)

46 However, this New Year's eve, I intend to invite all my Muslim acquaintances over for a pork roast.


How about dinner and a movie?  I know of one on YouTube you could show.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2012 03:58 PM (QKKT0)

47 If there's one lesson from today's fiscal cliff debacle its that there's no avoiding the turd sandwich--- _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Oh...we're not supposed to eat them? -- (puts turd sandwich back on orderve plate)

Posted by: Joe Biden, of the Delalware Bidens at December 21, 2012 03:59 PM (0JB89)

48 Yeah, it will be funny to see libs firing other libs. They will be shocked - shocked i tell you to see how screwed the economy will be. Self- entitled libs will be fired and will be lining up for their govt cheese.

Posted by: Red guy at December 21, 2012 03:59 PM (oKH8p)

49 I need to make some acquaintances in Pennsylvania, Ohio and West Virginia that voted for more skittles shit from TFG's magic Unicorn skittles and Hopenchangium that will keep them going after their mines are closed and their heating bills go up all while their taxes go up along with inflation on the necessities of life.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 21, 2012 03:59 PM (qs9G3)

50

Say...when is Europe going to get their collective "I told you so" smile right in their face?  Oh, that's right...there's no one left to do it. 

 

Burn it all!!!  And, start over.

Posted by: OrsonSnow at December 21, 2012 04:00 PM (XgPkb)

51 Here's a phrase that'll come in handy over the next 4 years.

 "Don't worry. Obama's got your back."

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 04:00 PM (SmOId)

52 Merry Christmas!

Posted by: On-time Endtimes Guaranteed at December 21, 2012 04:00 PM (I88Jc)

53 16 I'm taking the long view. My only purpose in life at this point is to live long enough to witness these idiots eating each other on national TV during The Burning Time. I really can't wait to watch some city-dwelling liberal douchebag try to convince a gang member not to rape and kill his family by arguing that he voted for Obama. My dick gets hard just thinking about it. Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 21, 2012 07:46 PM (GRvW4) THIS minus the dick part.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 21, 2012 04:01 PM (qs9G3)

54 The Cat Attack link from the last thread  works from the sidebar recent comments.

Posted by: sTevo at December 21, 2012 04:02 PM (VMcEw)

55

I had a friend and coworker tell me that, since he could no longer claim his adult daughter as a deduction, his taxes were going to go up several thousand dollars, and if there is no deal on the "fiscal cliff," they would be double.

 

I said, "Hope and Change, baby. Hope you have some Change left in your pockets." Also: "I didn't vote for the son-of-a-bitch."

Posted by: arik at December 21, 2012 04:03 PM (BkBlb)

56 ::chokes on arugula:: Nice, Warden. I think Imma gonna like this thread.

Posted by: Book at December 21, 2012 04:03 PM (WpcKa)

57 THIS minus the dick part.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 21, 2012 08:01 PM (qs9G3)


This minus the hard part.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 21, 2012 04:03 PM (2rucj)

58 Tough question.  I am completely anti-left.  The main reason why is I don't believe in magic and I do believe events have consequences.  We are now truly screwed and there will be no magic of any kind to fix it.


Somehow I think all my conversations will go something like this:  "Believing in Santa doesn't mean he exists.  Voting against gravity does not make it go away.  Stealing is wrong, even if you hire the government to be your thug.  Welcome to your consequences.  Now, go fuck yourself."

Posted by: jc at December 21, 2012 04:05 PM (kfC1R)

59 When the shit starts piling up and you can't find anyone who will admit voting for the SCOAMF I'm just going to say, "Hey didn't all your cars used to have Obama stickers on them? What happened to those? Did they fall off? Was it bad adhesive?"

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at December 21, 2012 04:05 PM (Sedwk)

60 Is this the place to fantasize about what I wish I could say to my obnoxious, union-loving, know-it-all father-in-law?

Posted by: loppyd at December 21, 2012 04:06 PM (FRCiJ)

61 I've been thinking about this. My next door neighbor, generally a nice gal, has a gay daughter & voted Obama as a one issue voter: "Let my daughter marry!" I tried & tried to talk to her about the economy, OCare, taxes, whathaveyou. Closer to the election, I started getting eye rolls & exasperated looks on her face .. she did NOT want to hear it. So I've been thinking about what I would say to her post-fiscal cliff. To be honest, I'm thinking of not saying a word. I also want to cut off the friendship. I can't be friends with someone this completely stupid. I've taken steps for preparation. Let her live with her choice. That may be harsh but I put real energy & effort & money trying to stem the tidal wave of doom bearing down on us. And now, I've shrugged. Let it burn.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose is @AmericanGypsea at December 21, 2012 04:06 PM (dDQqO)

62 I call it a Schadenboner.  People are gonna get their comeuppance.  But I will i hope take no joy in it.  I need to stay so busy handling my own affairs that i don't have time to be laughing at anyone else's suffering. 

Posted by: DAve at December 21, 2012 04:06 PM (XDC0v)

63 Are we gonna fight on this blog all day long...?
Are you new here?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 21, 2012 04:06 PM (jPVBi)

64 You guys are the only liberals I know. I don't voluntarily associate with leftists.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 21, 2012 04:06 PM (LR/Hb)

65 Merry Christmas!  Eleventy!  In the bleak midwinter.....  

Posted by: Yip at December 21, 2012 04:06 PM (/jHWN)

66 I am just going to ask any tax complainers if they voted for Obama. If they just stand there slack-jawed, I'll then ask "Do you always piss and moan when you get exactly what you asked for?"

Posted by: sherlock at December 21, 2012 04:06 PM (5i5ck)

67 They didn't learn from the French Revolution, they didn't learn from the Soviets or the Chinese or Cuba or North Korea or Greece. Carolla, among others, has pointed this out. For fifty years the world ran two experiments with the same population types, Germany and Korea. One side had capitalism and the other statism. After fifty years, which side would you want to be on. People see this, but still think it will work here if the right people are in charge.

Posted by: BishopWash[/i] at December 21, 2012 04:06 PM (SK68L)

68 They won't learn. I thought my moonbat sister would catch a glimpse of the light when my (equally lefty) BIL was switched to part-time because of Obamacare. But no. It's the greedy company's fault. True believers are hopeless.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 21, 2012 04:07 PM (C8mVl)

69 You had no idea it would cost you(personally) this much money? Welcome to my foot to your face. HAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Posted by: Midnight Clad at December 21, 2012 04:07 PM (lPvxY)

70 The only thing I do these days is post rebuttals on liberals Facebook posts typically trying to put out facts that makes them look like an ass...or questioning their logic. Really pisses them off if you say something about the MSM being biased so you can't really take anything they say as fact without doing more research. __ __ __ I moved to a Red state, and when liberals mention that it's very conservative i say, "that why I moved here you idiot!"

Posted by: John Stark of the NH Starks at December 21, 2012 04:08 PM (0JB89)

71 I plan on using that term "fair share" a lot during the next four years.

Yes+. EVERY TIME we hear libtards complain about poor economy, high costs, etc, we need to mercilessly beat them about the head and shoulders with the "fair share" mantra. Again and again. And never let up.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 21, 2012 04:08 PM (9GaPd)

72 .while he was at my house, at a party, to which I invited him, drinking a beer I gave him.

Did you take the beer away from him and kick him out? Should have.

Posted by: Retread at December 21, 2012 04:10 PM (zxitI)

73 Love the smartassery, Warden!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 21, 2012 04:10 PM (piMMO)

74 You guys are disappointing me. I thought you were bigger dicks than this. Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 07:51 PM (HzhBE) It's early, we're all still (mostly) sober. That will change directly...

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 21, 2012 04:11 PM (paPv4)

75 62 I call it a Schadenboner. People are gonna get their comeuppance. But I will i hope take no joy in it. I need to stay so busy handling my own affairs that i don't have time to be laughing at anyone else's suffering. Posted by: DAve at December 21, 2012 08:06 PM (XDC0v) ^^^This.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 21, 2012 04:12 PM (5J54Q)

76 Toronto police help Sheriff Joe Arpaio stop a planned school shoot-up.

"The Maricopa County SheriffÂ’s Office says the girlÂ’s threat was posted on a YouTube channel owned by a transgender community in Toronto. [...]

They said the girlÂ’s parents both told detectives that their daughter had a history of mental health issues, had been seen by a psychiatrist, and had recently been asking about where the guns were kept in the house. [...]"

Posted by: andycanuck at December 21, 2012 04:12 PM (jPVBi)

77 [68 They won't learn.]

It's not about making them learn.

It's about being a dick.


Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 04:13 PM (SmOId)

78 So I saw this liberal chick at work so I just back handed her and she staggered and fell to the ground. Then I kicked her in the ribs until blood started coming out of her mouth. And then I was like "how you like the war on women now, bitch!?!" Man that was funny.

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 21, 2012 04:13 PM (/1U3u)

79 I've been hanging out in Santa Monica this month, waiting for my wife to deliver our first baby. Been seeing a lot of homeless, which is strange since a Democratic is president. Want to ask them who they voted for and go to him for help, instead of me. However, most of them don't appear to be stable so I avoid them.

Posted by: BishopWash[/i] at December 21, 2012 04:13 PM (SK68L)

80 BishopWash: "...Germany and Korea. One side had capitalism and the other statism."

Germany and Korea? Never heard of them.

Posted by: Nov. 7, 2012 Voter at December 21, 2012 04:14 PM (eHIJJ)

81 For fifty years the world ran two experiments with the same population types, Germany and Korea. One side had capitalism and the other statism. After fifty years, which side would you want to be on. People see this, but still think it will work here if the right people are in charge. Posted by: BishopWash at December 21, 2012 ....................... Great stuff...Now I have a new "d!ck" thick to say. Although I prefer to be called an a$$ho!e.

Posted by: John Stark of the NH Starks at December 21, 2012 04:14 PM (0JB89)

82 Go in to Starbucks and pretend your talking on your cell phone: "Yeah, just got my Obama phone. Oh, I ain't paying shit for it. All those losers that have to work are, hahahaha...."

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 21, 2012 04:14 PM (BVkEs)

83 One lib I know at work was all up in arms about the gun grab. He is a collector and is getting a taste of shit sammich, and not liking it.

I stayed silent because I am done talking guns at work.

Posted by: sTevo at December 21, 2012 04:14 PM (VMcEw)

84 [Did you take the beer away from him and kick him out? Should have.

Posted by: Retread at December 21, 2012 08:10 PM (zxitI) ]


I wasn't there. She let him stay. I wouldn't have.

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 04:14 PM (SmOId)

85 I do not believe that's a binary choice.
01001100101010100011001010!

Posted by: aliens from the planet vibratron vi at December 21, 2012 04:14 PM (jPVBi)

86 Don't talk or argue with a true liberal. That's and exercise in futility,I just laugh and walk away.

Posted by: Bosk at December 21, 2012 04:14 PM (n2K+4)

87 >>>" I've been thinking about this. My next door neighbor, generally a nice gal, has a gay daughter & voted Obama as a one issue voter: "Let my daughter marry!" Just think how many of the low information voters would not have voted for Obama if the Social Cons didn't want Nanny State control over our personal lives. I'm just sayin'

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 21, 2012 04:15 PM (q177U)

88 Best post of the week. Thanks Warden.. but we need more ideas . I am taking notes, except from the above it all ones..

Posted by: grease monkey at December 21, 2012 04:15 PM (VSWPU)

89 OH BTW, Buy an "evil gun" that's always a sure fire Liberal pisser offer. It makes them coo koo for coco puffs! I am going to relate the following true story. BTW I think I just picked up the last Saiga-12, and last 2 high capacity drum's left in stock in America. I went on a spree...another drum for the AK, another twelve 30 round AK mags, a few cz82 mags, another crate of ammo. Took all darn day. Everybody is sold out of everything. Apparently America's answer to Obama and gun control is everyone gave themselves an 'evil gun" or three along with ammo an assessory's for Christmas. Hey my wife would have never let me buy all that without Gun Grabby McFlap ears, the Press, Dumb Ass Piers Morgan and lib tards in general shooting off their big mouth. Thanks Obama and lib tards! This is going to be the best Christmas Evah!!!!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at December 21, 2012 04:15 PM (Sedwk)

90 I ask them over and over why they are now in favor of the BUUUSH! tax cuts.

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at December 21, 2012 04:15 PM (SSWdi)

91 One thing I will NOT do, is knowingly support a business owned by a liberal...and they are easy to find - mainly because they're usually spouting off their opinions on FBook.

Posted by: billygoat at December 21, 2012 04:16 PM (RLkAE)

92 86 True that.And the ignorant followers can't really be swayed either.That's their base.

Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 04:16 PM (9XBK2)

93 #33  That has been my answer,  sort of.  I say, "I am sorry,  I am pretty sure I am going to have to pay much higher taxes next year, so I am not giving any charitable donations except to my church.  You guys need to apply to the Obama administration."

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 21, 2012 04:16 PM (GoIUi)

94 Some of you need to step it up or I'm bringing Empire of Jeff to each and every one of your homes for some one-on-one how to be a dick counseling.

Oh, and if this thread gets fewer comments than Malor's I'm pissing on your car door handles.

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 04:16 PM (SmOId)

95 I dreamt of a world run by responsible adults, but now that dream is over.

Posted by: Rudolph's red helmet warrior at December 21, 2012 04:17 PM (I88Jc)

96 liking Obama was because he was black....while he was at my house, at a party, to which I invited him, drinking a beer I gave him.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at December 21, 2012 07:45 PM (++kZl)


Because even wanna be liberals cannot imagine Your not loving their ideas which are expressed through their coolness in electing Obama.

 Obama isn't the problem,  It's the covetousness they all have in their ideology politically.

Posted by: ette at December 21, 2012 04:17 PM (nqBYe)

97 point and laugh, point and laugh.

Posted by: trailortrash at December 21, 2012 04:18 PM (xllDV)

98 Yeah,because there are no serious arguments that gay marriage is harmful.Only stupid sky god reasons.

Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 04:18 PM (9XBK2)

99 They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 21, 2012 04:19 PM (KyNVK)

100 They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 21, 2012 04:19 PM (KyNVK)

101 I will just laugh and ask them, "Did you really think you would be able to pass the whole bill on to your kids?"

Posted by: USA at December 21, 2012 04:19 PM (RIg+t)

102 I will just laugh and ask them, "Did you really think you would be able to pass the whole bill on to your kids?"

Posted by: USA at December 21, 2012 04:19 PM (RIg+t)

103 What's all this about dicks?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 21, 2012 04:19 PM (UB+S6)

104 What's all this about dicks?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 21, 2012 04:19 PM (UB+S6)

105 89YAY!!!!

Posted by: DAve at December 21, 2012 04:19 PM (XDC0v)

106 89YAY!!!!

Posted by: DAve at December 21, 2012 04:19 PM (XDC0v)

107 I used to think they were trying to attain Utopia or Tikkum Olam, while  af ew might be real dreamers , Now i think they generally just want power  to rein over everyone else and steal stuff for themselves from the top to the bottom.

Posted by: ette at December 21, 2012 04:21 PM (nqBYe)

108 I used to think they were trying to attain Utopia or Tikkum Olam, while  af ew might be real dreamers , Now i think they generally just want power  to rein over everyone else and steal stuff for themselves from the top to the bottom.

Posted by: ette at December 21, 2012 04:21 PM (nqBYe)

109 As Truman noted,call them what they are.Leftists.Decidedly NOT liberals.

Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 04:21 PM (9XBK2)

110 As Truman noted,call them what they are.Leftists.Decidedly NOT liberals.

Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 04:21 PM (9XBK2)

111 Here's a fun one: Hey lefties, how come women and Democrats are on gun buying sprees?

http://tinyurl.com/cdfrhye\

Guess all those gals are buying guns to compensate for their small wee wees, huh?

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 04:22 PM (SmOId)

112 Moar red tape, nom nom! Lazy beast want job-sleepy time, "siestas," to match the powerhouse below Rio Grande!

Posted by: in the ear of our lord, Zero at December 21, 2012 04:24 PM (I88Jc)

113 My lib sister was spouting off about how rich people didn't care about hiring people,  only about not having to pay more taxes.  Very snarky and irritating.

So I told her that I thought we should raise taxes on the rich,  just to see if it does any good,  since NOTHING ELSE OBAMA HAS DONE HAS WORKED.  Then we could decide once and for all if this was the right decision.

A week later she called me and was moaning about the drop in sales at the very upscale department store where she works on commission.  Her sales are down 20% from last year.  She thinks it is from people switching to internet sales.  I think it is probably rich people holding onto their cash because they think they are going to have to pay a lot more in taxes.

We will see.  I also am waiting for her to be switched to part time or lose her insurance,  since I know her store cannot keep paying for insurance if their sales are down that much.

I will be sympathetic and explain why. 

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 21, 2012 04:24 PM (GoIUi)

114 I do not argue with drones. My smirk will be at the ready, however, as I bask in their delicious salty tears.

Posted by: Thales at December 21, 2012 04:25 PM (MLXeZ)

115 96 liking Obama was because he was black....while he was at my house, at a party, to which I invited him, drinking a beer I gave him. Posted by: Mr. Pink at December 21, 2012 07:45 PM (++kZl) This is the first time I've ever seen a cult up close. I read about Jonestown, but never in a million years think one bigger than that would be established here. People are stupid. I've lost all faith in mankind.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose is @AmericanGypsea at December 21, 2012 04:25 PM (dDQqO)

116 21. One of my friends had an atheist liberal tell her if she believed in God that meant she wasn't very smart. Posted by: Warden Is friend's friend going to be in the office on Tuesday, or does their whole "church/secular separation" not go that far?

Posted by: BuddyPC at December 21, 2012 04:26 PM (jfUIE)

117 I take out my frustrations on the libturds commenting on the HuffPost....I've been banned 3 times and I wear it like a badge of honor!

Posted by: Cat at December 21, 2012 04:26 PM (+YbEV)

118 My liberal acquaintances just blame the Republicans for everything that affects them. They will see the increase in taxes the same way. Maybe when they need a kidney transplant and are deemed too old or fat or conservative will they notice.

Posted by: ALL_IS_LOST at December 21, 2012 04:26 PM (T/L2Z)

119 I miss Ace. I'll bet he makes an appearance on Christmas Eve to wish us well and put up his famous annual yule log fire.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 21, 2012 04:26 PM (xIzGn)

120 Oh stewardess... I speak bianary..  10001001101111011111

Posted by: Yip at December 21, 2012 04:26 PM (/jHWN)

121 I plan on helping this clusterfuck of miserable failure by actually working to grow my business by hiring a few people & lowering unemployment in 2013. I will be asking very legal and very politically revealing questions and only conservative/libertarian types will be considered. I'm also raising annual rates for Obama supporters to offset increasing health insurance costs. Finally, I blocked a Prius with an Obama sticker from pulling into traffic yesterday. Did it by accident really. The psychotic staccato honk report I got was oddly enjoyable.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 21, 2012 04:27 PM (gnE2h)

122 I wish I knew a single lefty who wouldn't just further blame us and wouldn't further fall in love with leftist policies/politicians.  They really are like a cult now.

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 21, 2012 04:27 PM (qiXMt)

123 I take the opportunity to calmly explain the situation in a friendly way if I'm dealing with one of their useful idiots. Young idealists, conservative blacks who reflexively vote democrat, etc. now, if I'm dealing with a true believer, one of the vanguard, I'm not very nice at all.

Posted by: Sam in VA at December 21, 2012 04:27 PM (YCvRs)

124

My neighbor still has his Obama 2012 yard sign up.

 

When the end times come, I am going to raise a pack of wolves just so I can feed him to them.

Posted by: Invictus at December 21, 2012 04:28 PM (OQpzc)

125 yeah they are a cult.

everything they screamed about through Bush  they are now silent about.

Posted by: ette at December 21, 2012 04:29 PM (nqBYe)

126 ...what you plan on saying when, say, your loudmouthed leftwing co-worker finds out his healthcare premiums are going up by 25%?

I recounted this anecdote after the SCOTUS ruling......
I was at a famous guitar shop in Austin and some younger people were discussing their new affordable healthcare windfall. I had a chart on my phone the NY Times published that listed income levels, tax credits and liabilities. When I broke the news to them that they made too much money to avoid a very expensive monthly policy without running afoul of the IRS they were very upset.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at December 21, 2012 04:29 PM (BAnPT)

127 Use the vocabulary of the left against them Racist, sexist, bigot, homophobe, etc.

Lib: Wow, my premiums are going up because of ObamaCare?

Con: Damn, what a racist thing to say. Hater!

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 21, 2012 04:29 PM (BVkEs)

128 119 It could be he is is just too lazy to take it down.

Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 04:29 PM (9XBK2)

129 Citizens need more avenues to report politcal dissidents to the executive branch because the last three tries online weren't enough, amirite?

Posted by: Draconian Mistletoe Enforcer at December 21, 2012 04:29 PM (I88Jc)

130

From "Top ten things to say to a liberal who has just been laid off".

 

1. “Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn’t win.”

2. “Didn’t your lady parts warn you this would happen?”

3. “Look at the bright side. Gay marriage passed in four states.”

4. “Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn’t that the important thing?”

5. “I am sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. Maybe he’ll send you a postcard from Hawaii.”
6. “Well, look at the bright side. Rush Limbaugh is getting a massive tax increase.”

7. “Hey! Now you’ll have more time to play with your unicorn.”

8. “Isn’t it worth losing your job to know that religious organizations now have to pay for abortions and contraceptives?”

9. “Well, now you and Keith Olbermann have something else in common.”

10. “Forward!”

Posted by: Javems at December 21, 2012 04:31 PM (c8xU9)

131 ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ !

Posted by: Leonidas of Thermopylae at December 21, 2012 04:31 PM (YAGV/)

132 I'm watching "Attack On Leningrad" on Netflix. It's a training film.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose is @AmericanGypsea at December 21, 2012 04:32 PM (dDQqO)

133 31 Good timing. Just got back from a shopping center. Car there had a lot of stickers: Obama (of course), war = big gov, and a huge on that read, War is not Christian. The lady was opening her door and I said, "You might want to read up on the crusades."

Posted by: Russkiltlover at December 21, 2012 07:53 PM (MFk9L)

 

The commutative property says that if war=big gov, then big gov=war. So if she voted for big gov, she must be in favor of war. Guess she's not Christian.

Posted by: arik at December 21, 2012 04:32 PM (BkBlb)

134 From "Top ten things to say to a liberal who has just been laid off".

11. If upper middle class women going to continue to be able to get free birth control, some sacrifices have to be made.


Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 04:32 PM (SmOId)

135 I've gotten really good at laughing at an obnoxious volume right in the face of any Lefty spouting the predigested commie talking points.

Saves everybody a lot of time.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 21, 2012 04:33 PM (aZ6ew)

136 It could be he is is just too lazy to take it down.

Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 08:29 PM (9XBK2)

 

The why doesn't matter. I will savor his pain as his screams sing me to sleep.

Posted by: Invictus at December 21, 2012 04:33 PM (OQpzc)

137 Oooh, a Spartan king goes in the barrel.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 21, 2012 04:34 PM (UB+S6)

138 126
They don't call it the moron horde for nothing

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at December 21, 2012 04:34 PM (BAnPT)

139 122 Use the vocabulary of the left against them Racist, sexist, bigot, homophobe, etc. Posted by: CraigPoe at December 21, 2012 08:29 PM (BVkEs) ---- We really need to be better about this, even though it makes my skin crawl. We need to "reclaim" (ugh..) the words liberals use, like "social justice", etc. Then, throw it back at them. Seriously, it'll get them soooo mad, and it'll help us with low-info voters.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 21, 2012 04:34 PM (Y5I9o)

140 Posted by: Leonidas of Thermopylae at December 21, 2012 08:31 PM (YAGV/) ---------------------------------------------------- Barrel. Now.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 21, 2012 04:34 PM (jucos)

141 Haven't been a dick rather than asking coworkers 'wow. I wonder how that happened' after their. Insurance went. Waiting for them to truly feel it, but then i may just sit back and enjoy them savaging each other.

Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 04:35 PM (sqp6o)

142 100 I will just laugh and ask them, "Did you really think you would be able to pass the whole bill on to your kids?"

Posted by: USA at December 21, 2012 08:19 PM (RIg+t)

Oooof.  That one's going to happen.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at December 21, 2012 04:35 PM (Qxe/p)

143 We really need to be better about this, even though it makes my skin crawl. We need to "reclaim" (ugh..) the words liberals use, like "social justice", etc. Then, throw it back at them. Seriously, it'll get them soooo mad, and it'll help us with low-info voters.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 21, 2012 08:34 PM (Y5I9o)



====



including: "Thanks so much for faithfully repeating what the corporate media told you."

Posted by: jc at December 21, 2012 04:35 PM (kfC1R)

144 I find it hilarious that Obama continues(and has expanded!) much of GW's war  on terror.

Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 04:36 PM (9XBK2)

145 Oh, and if this thread gets fewer comments than Malor's I'm pissing on your car door handles.
Posted by: Warden

---

Update with some sharp elbows and skimpy outfits and you're there.

Posted by: sTevo at December 21, 2012 04:36 PM (VMcEw)

146 The right to own an AR 15 is a matter of social justice.

What do you mean explain that? You either understand social justice or you don't.

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 04:36 PM (SmOId)

147 I never realized that Thermopylae was a high altitude location.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 21, 2012 04:37 PM (aZ6ew)

148 This is PIXY!!!

Posted by: leonidas at December 21, 2012 04:37 PM (jPVBi)

149 Tell a liberal you're now pro-choice, but only if it's a boy.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 21, 2012 04:37 PM (BVkEs)

150 29 Someone recently remarked that the economy in the 50's rocked rolled so much that you didn't need both parents to work -- AND tax rates were so much higher. Posted by: SFGoth at December 21, 2012 07:52 PM (dZ756) --- Pretty easy to run a strong economy when the rest of the world spent the previous 15 years blowing theirs to shit. If I'm the only store selling toasters and everybody wants one I'm going to do pretty well.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 21, 2012 04:38 PM (BgIBZ)

151 123 119 It could be he is is just too lazy to take it down. Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 08:29 PM (9XBK2) The hell you say! Obama voter...lazy??? Surely you jest.

Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 04:38 PM (sqp6o)

152

Hey morons and ettes, hope all is well in your worlds.

 

You better not work

You better not try

Put out your hand

I,m tellin' you why

Barack-O-Claus is comin' to town. 

 

I'm off to bring rock to the masses at our band's End Of The World Party.

 

The word for libs?

 

Hey, got a spare  $86 trillion?

 

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 21, 2012 04:38 PM (jTKU5)

153 So what say you, Moron Horde? Are we gonna fight on this blog all day long or are we gonna toss back a few beers and share some stories about being absolute DICKS to liberals we know? Can't we do both... without pants?

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 21, 2012 04:38 PM (XvHmy)

154 Someone get word to Alex the Chick.Not only is the bowl game tonight the "Beef O'Brady Bowl" but one of the participants is Ball State.

Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 04:39 PM (9XBK2)

155 I had the conversation today. We were talking about the final take in the business this year. I commented "things are going to get really bad next year." Partner (socialist and Obama supporter) says "Aw, 3% isn't gonna hurt us." I laughed. Nothing will ever change his politics. He is a hard core dyed in the wool "hate republicans" democrat. He hates - spitting hate - every caricature he believes about republicans. His news sources are MSNBC and Kos.

Posted by: Trialdog at December 21, 2012 04:39 PM (Neaf3)

156 Evening all, Libtard sister in law always wants us to send her german coffee for Christmas. I used to comply, mostly for my husband, since she hates my guts. This year, he allowed me to just send her a ham because we just don't have the money to buy the good stuff since she voted for Obama. Haven't heard from her-no Christmas card, no email, nada. Fortunately, we live in an incredibly conservative area, so we don't have much contact with libs. Its a good thing.

Posted by: moki at December 21, 2012 04:39 PM (wi/sM)

157 #29 #144  Obviously,  the solution is to blast the crap out of the rest of the world,  leaving us as the only source of manufactured goods.

Easy-peasy!

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 21, 2012 04:39 PM (GoIUi)

158 My dick of an ex is a former union worker for Hostess (heh-heh), currently unemployed,  and a loud and proud athiest. I sent him a box of Ho-Ho's for Xmas with an expiration date of November 27, 2012........and a picture of myself and the new spouse standing in front of the Vatican (from our fabulous Italian trip this past fall) with the caption "Nothing like communion in Rome, wish you were here!" 

Posted by: Cat at December 21, 2012 04:40 PM (+YbEV)

159 We need to "reclaim" .... Then, throw it back at them. Seriously, it'll get them soooo mad, and it'll help us with low-info voters.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 21, 2012 08:34 PM


When a horses ass friend of twenty-five years was gloating about Nov5 I said....
"What happened to you? You used to believe in social justice. Now you're for endless war, cops kicking in peoples doors for their views and perverts molesting children when they travel."
He was speechless.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at December 21, 2012 04:40 PM (BAnPT)

160

o/t   for Mr.  Moo  Moo from the last thread...

  Get yourself a .22 Browning Buck Mark for your first gun.  ( I own a couple of them with the short barrel... I believe it's 4 and a half or 5 inch barrel)... this gun is fun fun fun to shoot and won't cost you an arm and leg for bullets.

 

  Get yourself a brick of .22 shells to go with the gun.  You'll be able to spend all day at the range shooting with the lady and won't feel like you'll have trouble paying the mortage on time.

 

  As someone else said in the comments... any gun in hand is better than none at all when trouble comes a callin'....

 

  You will eventually move up to higher calibers... 9mm .40cal  .45cal etc etc, but you'll still take the browning out to plink cause it's too much fun.

Posted by: Some guy in Wisconsin at December 21, 2012 04:41 PM (cVMdY)

161 152 Thread winner.

Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 04:41 PM (9XBK2)

162 "You voted for European-style socialism, so you have to start paying European-style tax rates. Also, I'm urging my Republican congressman to pass a $5/gal tax hike so that we can all pay European-style gas prices, and I'm asking for European-style utility rates too. Then we can have European-style unemployment rates of 10-30%. The quicker the depression begins, the quicker it will be over, and the doers that survive can start to clean up and rebuild our nation to greatness again." Shove their fuckin' European socialism down their throats, until they gag on it.

Posted by: Zoltan at December 21, 2012 04:41 PM (LV+DE)

163 152- Cat, that is awesome. Well played, ma'am!

Posted by: moki at December 21, 2012 04:42 PM (wi/sM)

164 My liberal acquaintances just blame the Republicans for everything that affects them. They are too dense to comprehend who is responsible for most of the failed policies. No matter what you say to clear up their misunderstanding, they will pick a "Republican" straw man position.

Posted by: MidwesternSceptic at December 21, 2012 04:42 PM (cxl8k)

165 79 - BishopWash...Santa Monica pays stipend to homeless. Loads them up with a lot of benefits, so does San Francisco. That's why there are not just a LOT of homeless at these locals but obnoxious and aggressive ones.

Posted by: Russkiltlover at December 21, 2012 04:43 PM (MFk9L)

166 154  But he said he wanted something for DEFENSE- unless he's buying 2, your suggestion would not be wise.

Posted by: DAve at December 21, 2012 04:43 PM (XDC0v)

167

>>Posted by: Cat at December 21, 2012 08:40 PM (+YbEV)



Newsletter?/subscription?

Posted by: ontherocks at December 21, 2012 04:44 PM (aZ6ew)

168 Thank you, 157....I believe in the power of karma, even if I have to create it!

Posted by: Cat at December 21, 2012 04:44 PM (+YbEV)

169 Mr ynot has gotten some of his own back. He was going to recommend a lib friend of his for a consulting gig but now he wont.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 21, 2012 04:46 PM (Hslsk)

170 Don't know if this counts, as I was in Utah, where one assumes most people aren't liberals . . . I was flying home (SF area) from Salt Lake last weekend and just had it in the security line. When I got to the front I told the TSA guy I was declining the 'illegal search by cancer machine,' so he waved me around. Why is it that the guy feeling me up has to make small talk? Are they trained to do this? He asked me where I was going - so I told him San Francisco. His response of "oh, that's great!" was met with "It's full of communists and traitors. What's great about that?" Got a laugh out of an older couple standing nearby. He tried to continue but it's hard to have a conversation with someone who only responds "am I free to go?" I'm done hiding my contempt. I thought my job was good enough to stick it out for a while but I've started talking to some people out in OK. Can't wait to move to America.

Posted by: deathbyscience at December 21, 2012 04:46 PM (FxYI2)

171 >>I believe in the power of karma, even if I have to create it!
Posted by: Cat at December 21, 2012 08:44 PM (+YbEV)



......arright....., now you're scarin' me lady

Posted by: ontherocks at December 21, 2012 04:47 PM (aZ6ew)

172

tell me what you plan on saying when, say, your loudmouthed leftwing co-worker finds out his healthcare premiums are going up by 25%


I'll simply say 'Own it!'

Posted by: puddleglum at December 21, 2012 04:48 PM (na+kp)

173 164 Good for you

Posted by: DAve at December 21, 2012 04:48 PM (XDC0v)

174  I just get in a casual conversation with them. " You know,people kind of suck" I'll say. Then,as they nod their heads and say "Yeah, they kinda do'
I'll say' Not people in general...you."

Posted by: Ado Annie at December 21, 2012 04:48 PM (E16uG)

175 And you can tell your lib 'friends', Zoltan et alia, that using the same unemployment measure as Canada (such as including "no longer looking for work") the U.S. unemployment rate in the summer just past was 10.5% and Canada's was lower at 7.2% that's been lower than the U.S. rate for all of the Obama years. Even during the good Bush years, our unemployment rate was a couple of points higher than yours but not now. I think us having a lower rate than you guys is the first time that's ever been the case, at least during my 50 years.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 21, 2012 04:49 PM (jPVBi)

176 When atop a hill, remember to kill your vehicle's ignition and coast downhill to save every drop of +$10/gal. gas! Yay.

Posted by: Bella Vita! at December 21, 2012 04:49 PM (I88Jc)

177 I used to ask people with Kennedy bumper stickers "How many people would he have to kill before you stopped voting for him?" They generally didn't like that. I like pissing off liberals. Facebook is a target rich environment..

Posted by: pellet at December 21, 2012 04:49 PM (S1pi0)

178

Not one of the lefties I know will ever ascribe a bad outcome to Democratic/Blue/Lib policies. To them, the "Bush's Fault" card never expires, and even if it did its still Reagan's Fault before that and then Nixon. So lets not kid ourselves that any lefty, taking the inevitable bite of the coming shit sandwich will a) understand why or b) change their voting behavior accordingly.

Quite the contrary in fact as I see it: the worse things get under Obama, the more obvious the total collapse brought upon us by the warmonger pretzle eater Bush and thus no way you can blame the cool dreamy Barack for anything.

 

Posted by: MikeD at December 21, 2012 04:50 PM (p8QOg)

179 Nothing will ever change his politics. He is a hard core dyed in the wool "hate republicans" democrat. He hates - spitting hate - every caricature he believes about republicans. His news sources are MSNBC and Kos. Posted by: Trialdog at December 21, 2012 08:39 PM (Neaf3) Isn't it unreal that here you are, a Republican (i assume), and he cannot for a moment believe you are the real prototype of a Republican? I am also assuming you aren't an asshole.

Posted by: MidwesternSceptic at December 21, 2012 04:50 PM (cxl8k)

180 Ha! I got to tell our idiot, socialist anesthesiologist (when he bitched about how much he's been working) that he's not paying his fair share, and he needs to work more. Also libtard Physician's Assistant was bitching about a patient who didn't comply with dialysis after being discharged from the hospital. Said patient had to be readmitted less than 30 days since they were discharged. She complained that the hospital was getting dinged because the patient wasn't compliant. I said "That's Obamacare for you." I got to throw the crap sandwich they foisted on me, back in in the faces of two lefty morons in the same case. It felt great!

Posted by: rumningrn at December 21, 2012 04:50 PM (ketgz)

181 If you live near Alexandria, VA, look for a beer called Tidings by Port City Brewing. The brewry is located off of Duke St. in Alexandria. Its really really good. A little potent and I have to be careful with it tonight as I work tomorrow. I don't do hangovers well anymore.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 21, 2012 04:51 PM (na+kp)

182 I work in a doctors office. The day after the election, several of us were in the break room when the subject of California propositions came up. One of the docs (f'n liberal 1%'er!!) asked about Proposition 30 (the one raising the tax rate for taxpayers earning over 250k). I told him that it'd passed. He looked happy & said, "Oh? Thought that wasn't gonna make it." Then I told him, "The tax rates are RETROACTIVE to the beginning of 2012." "WHAT?!?" (sad face) Bwahahahahahaha! F'n liberal passed a 5k tax increase on himself.

Posted by: Jonas Salk at December 21, 2012 04:51 PM (g2ruq)

183 172 Yep.Didn't the majority continue to blame Hoover even though FDR expanded on his policies?

Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 04:52 PM (9XBK2)

184 The phrase that keeps going through my mind is, "May you receive everything you voted for." I think that may have to be my New Year's greeting

Posted by: john1v6 at December 21, 2012 04:52 PM (adzDW)

185 As anyone who knows my real name knows, over on farcebook I have been pounding the snot out of a former friendd who was formerly military and formerly semi-conservative. Now he's a SanFran uber-lib douche and ITS tend to call him a hypocrite or collectivist. He's genuinely not the cat I knew twenty odd years agonand served with. His head is full of shiite and he's mental. I guess I can scrape that friendship off the bottom of my shoe,huh? Beer!

Posted by: sandman now with extra hate at December 21, 2012 04:52 PM (zxaA2)

186

It's   tough to realize that literally every other person you see is a blithering, drooling idiot when it come to   politics. I guess anything that tends to   burst their bubble is good.

 

I'll stick with my new standard reply, "I didn't  vote for  this shit."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 21, 2012 04:52 PM (yiIja)

187 34 I'm practicing for a family weekend at my SIL's house in Stowe, Vermont at the end of January. She is a card-carrying limousine liberal Obamabot. I plan on asking her how much she thinks her house is worth now (it's a palatial 5-bedroom, 2-hot-tub chalet about 5 minutes from the Stowe resort, probably worth a million at least.) Then I will tell her how many Section 8 housing vouchers that would pay for. When she pulls out the $40 bottle of cabernet I will ask her if she left any of that back at her main house for her illegal Guatemalan nanny. Posted by: rockmom at December 21, 2012 07:54 PM

I like the cut of your jib.

newsletter.
stat.
please.

Posted by: shibumi at December 21, 2012 04:52 PM (z63Tr)

188 Poor baby, your doctor won't see you? That's exactly what you wanted - you voted for Obama, and he promised to drive doctors out of business. Hurts, doesn't it? I mean literally - I hope it isn't cancer, because late summer is a long time to wait if you have metastatic cancer. Poor baby, your taxes going up? You ungrateful One Percenter! Only the rich pay taxes now, so you must be rich. I'm going to break into your house and steal the rest of your booze while you're in line to get your foodstamps, you dirty no good One Percenter. Poor baby, the bank is repossessing your house because you can't pay the real estate tax? What did you think was going to happen when you voted for a $2 billion dollar bond to shore up the city pension? Of course they raised your property tax to 50% of the value of the home per year.

Posted by: dustydog at December 21, 2012 04:53 PM (K550W)

189 a .22 can be for defense.... at least I'm pretty sure that when someones shot with one they are gonna rethink what they are doing breaking into your house.

Posted by: Some guy in Wisconsin at December 21, 2012 04:53 PM (cVMdY)

190 176 Sweet.

Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 04:53 PM (9XBK2)

191 My atheist lib neighbor invited me and the boy over to day to play in the snow with her young son and then have cocoa. Nice. We enjoyed it. Then the boys were figuring out how long until Christmas, and I counted with them, and when I asked "who comes on the 24th?" both yelled out "Santa!" Then my son, proud as a peacock, says, "but on the 25th baby Jesus is born!" Her son said, "I don't know who that is."


Great discomfort on the part of atheist lib neighbor.


I don't care if you are an atheist, if you don't know who Jesus is, you don't get Christmas. Period. And my six year old son is gonna fix that.

Posted by: tcn at December 21, 2012 04:54 PM (VLG62)

192 My story, short version:  I was at a pub today. Same time, same place, but a few different characters because of the early-out Friday because of the holiday weekends' approach. Some malroone started talking poop about the fiscal cliff, and because I had been there for 2.5 Makers + H2O already, I started mumbling " burn it." "burnit flat". burn it to the ground". There were several cheers, a few mouth open gapes and some jagerbombs snorted out through noses, as pointed out last night, that should have known better. All in all, a very satisfying AOSHQ moment.

Posted by: and irresolute at December 21, 2012 04:54 PM (DBH1h)

193 156 "You voted for European-style socialism, so you have to start paying European-style tax rates. Also, I'm urging my Republican congressman to pass a $5/gal tax hike so that we can all pay European-style gas prices, and I'm asking for European-style utility rates too. Then we can have European-style unemployment rates of 10-30%. The quicker the depression begins, the quicker it will be over, and the doers that survive can start to clean up and rebuild our nation to greatness again." Shove their fuckin' European socialism down their throats, until they gag on it.

xxx

You forgot to add "you know, the only thing that will save the plant is higher taxes on gas and food and giving more of you have to the government. They really know what's best for everyone."

I haven't been able to say that last part yet, it makes we want to vomit and laugh both at the same time.

Posted by: shibumi at December 21, 2012 04:54 PM (z63Tr)

194 @159 Russkiltlover, didn't know that. Found out the hard way that Santa Monica has stores charge for plastic bags. I looked like a fool walking out of the store with my arms full of the items I just purchased.

Posted by: BishopWash[/i] at December 21, 2012 04:54 PM (bqvRc)

195 Just keep practicing saying, "Isn't that special?" and "Bless your heart."


It is pronounced "haaaaahhhhhhrt"

Posted by: tcn at December 21, 2012 04:57 PM (VLG62)

196 dustydog, you're showin' us how it's done! I particularly like the, "oh, your taxes went up? Must not have been paying your share."

Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2012 04:57 PM (FcR7P)

197 Poor baby, you got robbed at gun point? So do I, every April 15th. Did you try anything you learned in your liberal arts college, to educate the robber? Oh, somebody already did that, and that's why he stole a gun and robbed you? Makes sense to me.

Posted by: dustydog at December 21, 2012 04:57 PM (K550W)

198 Don't leave home without sufficient bribe money if you expect to get anything done on the level playing field of the glorious future! That is, if you can conceal it from the predators who will be counting on police involvment being more corrupt in a social democracy.

Posted by: Hysteries Mysteries at December 21, 2012 04:58 PM (I88Jc)

199 To me the new image of America is that woman from Staten Island after Sandy."Please,President Obama help us!"

Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 04:58 PM (9XBK2)

200

I have no use for libtards anymore.

When the crap hits the blender I plan to scream at the top of my lungs, in my best Obamaphone lady voice, "He gave me a phooooooonnnneeeeee!"

Then I turn and walk away.

They deserve no more.

Posted by: Lt. Smokey of the LIB Brigade at December 21, 2012 04:58 PM (fl8vK)

201 My FU was to buy an AR-15 yesterday. It's KILLING me that I haven't been able to mess with it because I've hidden it from my husband and son for Christmas. I don't think I can last. I think Santa is going to put it under the tree tonight while they're out at a game.

Posted by: stace, L.I.B. at December 21, 2012 05:00 PM (m+UHL)

202 Thankfully outside of family, I don't know any political leftists. And the leftist relatives know better than to argue politics, lest they be made to look foolish.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 21, 2012 05:00 PM (vfB2N)

203 "Hungry? Here, this 'Blame Bush' sandwich should help."

Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2012 05:01 PM (FcR7P)

204 195 I hope it is a Bushmaster.

Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 05:02 PM (9XBK2)

205 I wish I knew liberals who lamented. The ones I know think everything's hunky dory and always will be.

Posted by: Deb at December 21, 2012 05:02 PM (eaUNb)

206 Serious question....I'm stationed in Korea until August, is it possible to buy a handgun online and have it delivered when I arrive. Not sure where I'm going to be stationed (fimd out in Feb). I'd prefer not to use a relative if I can avoid it. Should I wait until I know where I'm going in Feb and try to order from a dealer in that state? If it matters, my legal residence is Texas. Just looking for some advice and peace of mind.

Posted by: Icedog at December 21, 2012 05:03 PM (9ScGj)

207 One way to get the attention of any leftard Healthcare worker spouting BS and therefore unfamiliar with The Law of Unintended Consequences, is just to offhandedly remark:

You know....... after ObamaCare is fully applied all of your medical records belong to the government.

Stops them dead in their tracks.

Every time

Posted by: ontherocks at December 21, 2012 05:05 PM (aZ6ew)

208 Even when kicked in the nads by the coming brutal reality, most liberals will blame Bush and the Republicans. They cannot be shaken into any kind of reality. That is why this is a losing game.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 21, 2012 05:05 PM (jucos)

209 Have already fired 3 liberals since election. Working on a couple more for next month. If everyone just fired a couple of liberals, never bought from them and never hired them, they could live in the economic paradise they want for everyone else.

Posted by: Workhorse at December 21, 2012 05:06 PM (wl2vr)

210 198 195 I hope it is a Bushmaster. Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 09:02 PM (9XBK2) It is. Oh yes, my friend, it is.

Posted by: stace, L.I.B. at December 21, 2012 05:07 PM (m+UHL)

211 I have a bumper sticker asking these Obama pricks how much they paid today for gas, since the price when OBumbles took office was a tad less than 2 bucks. A brain dead Obamabot at work tacked a Gas Buddy chart on my cubicle showing gas prices under the evil Booosh to be almost as high. Since then, I've been charting Keystone XL pipe cancellations, Obama drilling permit denials, Canadian sales to the Chinese, plus the uptick in production from anything Obama has no control over. The punch line? I work for a petroleum pipeline engineering company. Why in the fuck would anyone working here vote for that asshole Obama under the existing circumstances?

Posted by: Dirty Old Man at December 21, 2012 05:07 PM (UUAFX)

212

All these wonderful stories have inspired me to load up on a plateful of refried beans, head to the gay section of town (99.9% Obama voters) , take a hot yoga class, get on the front row and when it’s time to do downward dog, let nature take it’s course and blast ‘em with my carbon footprint!

Posted by: Cat at December 21, 2012 05:08 PM (+YbEV)

213 Posted by: stace, L.I.B

God bless you. What a wife!

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 05:08 PM (HzhBE)

214

Wow, at this point, I almost wish I owned a business, just so I could fire some Obama voters.

Posted by: arik at December 21, 2012 05:10 PM (BkBlb)

215 197- Love it!!

Posted by: Cat at December 21, 2012 05:10 PM (+YbEV)

216 Hey folks, it's TRUE: If you think you're going to be beaten, you already are

Posted by: DAve at December 21, 2012 05:10 PM (XDC0v)

217 I have no amusing stories of run-ins with Leftists. Every instance has been an encounter either with emotionalized moronic bleating or with a studied avoidance of anything that might contradict their easy conclusions. It is sad and pathetic, and I derive no joy from seeing people so brainwashed that their idea of "intelligent discourse" is to immediate attack the motives others.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 21, 2012 05:11 PM (Y5I9o)

218 183  .22lr is a HORRIBLE round for home defense esp. with an inexperienced shooter

Posted by: DAve at December 21, 2012 05:12 PM (XDC0v)

219

Day after Thanksgiving I met the same friend who told me I was full of "hubris" for trying to have kids at the same bar where that accusation was made . She's going the usual moonbat route and I stood my ground on all of it.  Eventually she got around to, and this is a quote, " But have to admit that Obama does like the gay people."  I said, "You mean how he'll push for a same-sex marriage amendment in his second term?  Yeah.  He walked that back in an interview about a week before the election."  Her face dropped.  Turns out that for all her posturing she really is a single issue voter.

 

I hate to admit that it felt good.

Posted by: ew Name B/C F*ck Vince Neil at December 21, 2012 05:12 PM (Y+woW)

220 I will leave on the bumper sticker on my car that says "That Obama sticker on your car might as well say "Yes, I'm Stupid.""


That, and the one that says Alaska Girls Kick Ass. They don't need to know what caliber.

Posted by: tcn at December 21, 2012 05:13 PM (VLG62)

221 I remember one of the Moronettes telling a story about making a pregnant pro-choice family member cry by referring to her baby as a fetus. If I remember, this woman was a real loudmouth concerning her pro-choice position.

That's a pretty rotten thing to do, but it made me laugh.


Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 05:13 PM (HzhBE)

222 Every state, no city, needs a federally funded John Wayne history museum. No? His real name was Marion. Why do you hate identification diversity? Hater.

Posted by: Cinder Klaus at December 21, 2012 05:14 PM (I88Jc)

223 Me and my accountant both had big ole shit eating grins when we started talking about all those rapid refunds that won't happen. We're achievers and armed, we'll be ok.

Posted by: ryukyu at December 21, 2012 05:14 PM (C6XFd)

224 Friend of mine got around to watching 2016, Obama's America a week after the election, after I'd recommended it before. *facepalm* Told her it was a bit late now, doncha think?

Posted by: Cato at December 21, 2012 05:14 PM (oxNxk)

225 They didn't learn from the French Revolution, they didn't learn from the Soviets or the Chinese or Cuba or North Korea or Greece.

Absolutely right. When the majority of citizens are dependents of the state...

food & shelter > philosophical truth

Posted by: Rex at December 21, 2012 05:15 PM (/5apW)

226 @  212

     Now now, 4 rounds to the head will give one a terrible migraine.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 21, 2012 05:15 PM (SAMxH)

227 207 Posted by: stace, L.I.B God bless you. What a wife! Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 09:08 PM (HzhBE) Thanks! I make sammiches too. I was buying some Christmas presents in a leather goods store that also sells a few long guns, and they had a couple of ARs. So I stewed about these gun grabbers overnight and knew that going back and buying one was the thing to do. The dealer put on his fake sad face when I asked what make it was, then I put on my fake sad face and said "that's ok, I'll take it".

Posted by: stace, L.I.B. at December 21, 2012 05:16 PM (m+UHL)

228 I'm not gonna name any names, but a commenter here, last night, was celebrating pot legalization in WA and CO, had purchased same, and was gonna smoke it.
 
That same individual, this afternoon, was contemplating purchasing a firearm.
 
As one can see on the following Federal form 4473, Question 11-e, in order to purchase, one would have to LIE, a federal felony, to complete said purchase.

http://tinyurl.com/ck9de4r

Use caution...


Posted by: ChrisP at December 21, 2012 05:17 PM (HiPJm)

229 Every instance has been an encounter either with emotionalized moronic bleating or with a studied avoidance of anything that might contradict their easy conclusions. Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog Hey, we know the same people!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 21, 2012 05:18 PM (53riN)

230 "So there ya are, with a bag full of holes, a thumb up yer ass and a big grin to pass the time of day with!"

Posted by: mojo at December 21, 2012 05:18 PM (d/67n)

231 I remember telling a leftist who was rooting for Obamacare passage, "You'd better give up those cigars you love. When you have heart or lung problems, they'll put you at the back of the line."

He sneered at me and called me crazy.

So I linked an article for him detailing how that's exactly what's happening in the U.K.

His response? "That'll never happen here!"

I said, "Yeah, because we're so different in this country, right?"

He looked like he'd just eaten something that had spoiled.

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 05:19 PM (HzhBE)

232 I'd prefer not to use a relative if I can avoid it. Should I wait until I know where I'm going in Feb and try to order from a dealer in that state? If it matters, my legal residence is Texas.
Just looking for some advice and peace of mind.
Posted by: Icedog

Others with a lot more knowledge hopefully will chime in here, but my limited understanding is that all online orders have to be sent to a FFL dealer in the state of your residence. Plus, the transfer paperwork is only good for a few days. So it seems best to contact a dealer near your intended destination and talk to them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 21, 2012 05:20 PM (FaqTv)

233 I live in a deep blue state, work for a deep blue company, and am surrounded by leftists everywhere.  Most of my remaining family are wealthy Princeton area limousine liberals.  The belly of the beast.

It is so wearing.

I am constantly in 'discussions' with family, 'friends', and coworkers.  Yesterday I was called an 'asshole' because of my comments on the lack of involuntary commitments since the 60s.  Today I was told it is impossible to 'discuss' the gun issue with me.  Last week I was told by a coworker that he couldn't believe that the conclusions I reach were so different from him given the same set of 'facts'.

Thank God for AOSHQ.

Posted by: trainer @ Home at December 21, 2012 05:21 PM (1QEkm)

234 If we're going to beat the liberals, we're going to have to start doing what they do and only do business with and hire our own. Double ditto for state contracts. In that spirit, If anyone in the West-Central Florida region has a few liberals to fire and can put up with a long-term underemployed with a now worthless associate's degree in medical admin (thanks for buggering my career, Obamacare!), drop me a line.

Posted by: Cato at December 21, 2012 05:22 PM (oxNxk)

235 Yep.Didn't the majority continue to blame Hoover even though FDR expanded on his policies?

Posted by: steevy at December 21, 2012 08:52 PM (9XBK2)




Hoover took the blame right until the war started. The commie bastard apparently was blameless even into his 3rd term

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2012 05:23 PM (aWlm2)

236 Just got back from Christmas shopping at the liquor store. 

One stop shopping.

But seriously, about two weeks ago, a lib I know overheard a conversation I was having with my brother about a recent acquisition I made at the the local gunsmithy.

"Why are you buying guns?" she asked. 
"Well," I replied, "because liberty and capitalism pretty much allow us to do what ever the fuck we want to without a nagging busybody questioning where a man spends his hard earned cash."

"Take me home," she demanded.
"Fine," I said. "And don't call me anymore."

Posted by: Fritz at December 21, 2012 05:25 PM (w3+gB)

237

Best Christmas present yet: I found out my boss, who I thought was a lefty loon like the rest of them, is actually pretty conservative.  Pour five or eight beers down his throat, and off he goes!  It was pretty fun.  I always liked him, now I may just love him.  He's originally from Detroit, and watched the lefties butcher his home town. That's going to leave a mark.

As far as dickiness is concerned, after the election I was in a long line and the woman behind me was just percolating with impatience and frustration.  I noticed the Obama pin on her coat lapel, and then, when it was my turn, I purposefully dragged out the transaction, asking all kinds of dumb questions, and, then, when I was just about out of ideas, the clerk, bless her heart, says, "Would you like to sign up for our free discount card?"  Well, yes, young lady, yes, I would.  I may have misspelled my name on the form once, and then put my cell phone number down and then decided I'd rather have my home phone number associated with the account.  You know, just trying to be precise.  

The woman behind me nearly went smack out her mind.  Very satisfying. 

 

Posted by: Gem at December 21, 2012 05:25 PM (zw+pb)

238 Posted by: trainer @ Hom

I like to tell the gun grabbers, if you believe in gun free zones, put one of those signs on your front door.

Oh, is that stupid? Will that just tell the criminals you're vulnerable? NO SHIT!

I'll also say to any loudmouthed "guns are bad" freak that it's his choice to be a victim if he wants to be, but in my family the rule is, "No one is a victim, ever."

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 05:27 PM (HzhBE)

239 Good one, Gem.

Posted by: Cato at December 21, 2012 05:27 PM (oxNxk)

240 220 Uh huh.  And how many nervous newbies can make 4 headshots in the semi-dark right after they've just been woken up?

Posted by: DAve at December 21, 2012 05:27 PM (XDC0v)

241 170 When atop a hill, remember to kill your vehicle's ignition and coast downhill to save every drop of +$10/gal. gas! Yay. Posted by: Bella Vita! at December 21, 2012 08:49 PM (I88Jc) Without going into the details of oiling systems, transmissions, driveline construction, friction, materials engineering, steering locks, power steering, safety subsystems, deceleration fuel cuts and emergency maneuvers... ...just don't ever do this.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 21, 2012 05:27 PM (bxiXv)

242 When I saw a rabid raccoon back in the 80's getting close to my goats (I'd already put the dog inside), I put on a respirator and goggles and killed it with a spade. I used the spade to bury it deep where it fell, taking care to turn the earth under, too. Then I built a quick fire on the spot, and sterilized the shovel (being careful not to alter its temper). I still have the shovel. Sometimes you have to care of business. Be sure to protect yourself. When shovels are outlawed, only outlaws will have shovels. http://preview.tinyurl.com/axuncao

Posted by: Thorvald at December 21, 2012 05:28 PM (1V6Pv)

243 Nice of the to identify themselves, Gem. You did good!

Posted by: Jypsea Rose is @AmericanGypsea at December 21, 2012 05:28 PM (dDQqO)

244 The fuck? What the fuck did I do with my thumb?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 21, 2012 05:28 PM (pUqSw)

245

I've already cooked up a nice big helping of nachos (as in, 'mine, not yours') to have while the economy crashes again.

Posted by: Kitsapbass at December 21, 2012 05:29 PM (hBZ1b)

246 Story about being a dick to liberals.....

Chick I know who is friends with wife. Has been looking for a job for 4-5 months. Drools over Obama too.

On a semi-daily basis I ask her on facbook how the job hunt is going now that the economy is set to boom with Obama's re-election?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 21, 2012 05:29 PM (HDgX3)

247 Talk to your wife about it, Dave. I can't repeat that horror story.

What's the matter with you, anyway?

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 05:29 PM (HzhBE)

248

New Name... Should be New Name.

Posted by: New Name B/C F*ck Vince Neil at December 21, 2012 05:31 PM (Y+woW)

249 226  Is correct

Posted by: DAve at December 21, 2012 05:32 PM (XDC0v)

250

"And how many nervous newbies can make 4 headshots in the semi-dark right after they've just been woken up?"

 

How many burglars are going to stand there and wait for the homeowner to correct their aim? Answer, none. They'll haul ass back the way they came. And be too busy running and shitting themselves to stand and return fire.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at December 21, 2012 05:33 PM (VrVBw)

251 I've told all the charities that call that I gave at the IRS. They can get it from Obama's stash.

Posted by: Invictus at December 21, 2012 05:37 PM (OQpzc)

252 I'm going to say, "Don't blame me. I've been telling you for years that President Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure."

Posted by: Bobby K at December 21, 2012 05:38 PM (ILmhs)

253 I just checked some gun auctions....
a Bushmaster that would have only pulled in $1200 last month is over $2000 now with a day to go on the auction.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at December 21, 2012 05:39 PM (BAnPT)

254 As Truman noted,call them what they are.Leftists.Decidedly NOT liberals. Maybe it would help to up our use of the word 'liberally' in proper context, or use 'liberal' as an adjective. We need more liberal gun laws.

Posted by: entropy at December 21, 2012 05:40 PM (YUttk)

255 244 Mmmmkay... you guys use your .22's for home defense... good luck with that.  Gee, everyone else is idiots for using anything else.

Posted by: DAve at December 21, 2012 05:40 PM (XDC0v)

256
  No body I know--including me--is likely to be able to come from a sound sleep and be very accurate.

  This is the reason I have my trusty 12ga with the short barrel and # 4 high brass. 

Posted by: irongrampa at December 21, 2012 05:41 PM (SAMxH)

257 Regarding the best home defense round, a few observations.... the best one is the one you practice with. Also, familiarize yourself with the potential problem of over-penetration. You just want to shoot the bad guy threatening your life, not the little old lady two doors down the hall in 3B. If you can't train-through the "adrenaline funnel", think about a shot gun and #4 buckshot to put maximum usable pellets in the kill zone. A reliable pump, or a reliable semi-auto will work, but be sure to practice.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 21, 2012 05:42 PM (1V6Pv)

258 I've told every charity that calls that in my present circumstances, I'd be more likely to qualify for accepting contributions *from* them. They don't call me anymore. Funny that.

Posted by: Cato at December 21, 2012 05:42 PM (oxNxk)

259 Won't art be great under the impending strictures of any culture imaginable but our own?

Posted by: Ghost of Christmas Future at December 21, 2012 05:43 PM (I88Jc)

260 If you pair that .22 up with some night vision goggles, it can be very effective.

Posted by: Invictus at December 21, 2012 05:43 PM (OQpzc)

261 206 - CAT - Ahahahaha *gasp* Hahahahahaaaa I DARE you...I double dog dare you and video with sound or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 21, 2012 05:43 PM (MFk9L)

262 228

If we're going to beat the liberals, we're going to have to start doing what they do and only do business with and hire our own. Double ditto for state contracts.

In that spirit, If anyone in the West-Central Florida region has a few liberals to fire and can put up with a long-term underemployed with a now worthless associate's degree in medical admin (thanks for buggering my career, Obamacare!), drop me a line.

Need ways to discover who's a lib or leftist that won't attract attention.

Posted by: Anon at December 21, 2012 05:44 PM (fh3lh)

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 21, 2012 05:44 PM (FaqTv)

264 I love to tell them how I make six figures and don't pay taxes, how they actually pay me. 3 mortgages, 2 rental properties, 6 dependents, tax free VA disability, etc. I fucking love the tax code! Go ahead raise my rates, dickheads... I'm living your middle class american dream, for you; all you have is anger.

Posted by: Bad Lt. Cmdr. at December 21, 2012 05:46 PM (gYTFo)

265

"Gee, everyone else is idiots for using anything else."

 

Would you rather they use a .22 or a fucking stick?

 

Nice strawman.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at December 21, 2012 05:46 PM (VrVBw)

266 250  You idiot trade it in for a .22 before it's too late!!! Your life may depend on it!!!  Back here on planet Earth, shooting Mr. Intruder with 00 buck sends 9 .38 caliber balls at them with each pull of the trigger.  It'll have to do-

Posted by: DAve at December 21, 2012 05:46 PM (XDC0v)

267

O/T -- Because I'm a giver and can't stay up till the ONT: Santa Boot Camp by the USMC.

 

http://bit.ly/U2J1b4

Posted by: RushBabe at December 21, 2012 05:46 PM (tQHzJ)

268 You don't say, weft cut-loop.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 21, 2012 05:47 PM (jPVBi)

269 Pointed sticks?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 21, 2012 05:48 PM (jPVBi)

270

If you want to get under an athiest liberals skin, ask them what they got for Christmas. When they tell you ask them how they could accept gifts under false pretenses and how hypocritical it is for an Athiest to accept gifts under a false premise, unless they think Christmas is about them.

The ask what Holidays they take off and ask them why.

Christmas?

Easter?

Why?

 

The deer in headlights look is priceless and works every time.

Posted by: booter at December 21, 2012 05:49 PM (5KRL6)

271 @200 Icedog. As stated earlier the firearms transfer has to be through an 01 dealer. Shopping online allows you to avoid tax, but you incur shipping fees. I usually have rifle's shipped the slowest, cheapest way possible, although with handguns they generally make them go next day or 2 day air. Some online dealers don't charge you for shipping. Again, shop around. Also shop around for the 01 dealer for the . I live in Texas and some of the big gunshop owners charge 25- 50 dollars for each transfer. They do the background check etc. First one takes a few days, but subsequent ones are quick. They have various on line locators for transfers. See http://fflgundealers.net/transfer/texas/ Some list transfer fees, some don't, so you may have to call a few to nail down a good rate. My guy charges me 10 bucks (if you have a CHL, are police or military). Everyone else pays 15. He is a good guy. Good luck with your transfer, and thank you for serving in our military!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at December 21, 2012 05:49 PM (Sedwk)

272

My BIL defriended me on fb for pointing out that if he was going to write a great post about getting news from a variety of objective sources before voting, did he think it bolstered his point to say it on a link to huffpo?

 

My daughter and I got him a set of Obama wineglasses for Christmas, because we're big South Park fans.  When he congratulates us on seeing the light and being bigger than he though we were by giving him such a wonderful gift, we'll let him in on the fact that we thought they'd be perfect for catching and smelling his own farts.

 

Can't wait!

 

(Is that okay for two chicks in VA, to a SoCA flaming prog?)

Posted by: barbarausa at December 21, 2012 05:50 PM (WWeoI)

273 "What? You thought it would be just the Winter Palace?"

Posted by: otho at December 21, 2012 05:50 PM (yBF/9)

274 Most frustrating are those who argue, "Oh, both parties are equally to blame." I regale with facts and data and still the stubborn head shake, " No,". Arghh!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 21, 2012 05:51 PM (MFk9L)

275 If I knew any college age kids, I'd be all.."Hey, thanks for making sure I at least get some of my Social Security with your vote. You probably won't be getting any."

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 05:51 PM (HzhBE)

276 @256. Easy. Talk about the economy and see if they start blaming someone. If they start the "its all BOOOSH" crap, you've got a raging libtard. It's amazing what you can extract from people with very neutral statements, or exactly what you can fire people for in a Right to Work state. Left the bathroom door open one too many times after you wrote them up? P.S. I've got human resources coursework and a decade of built up retail antipathy to work off. Hatchetman jobs welcome. Will trim personnel costs to fit almost any needs!

Posted by: Cato at December 21, 2012 05:52 PM (oxNxk)

277 232 Posted by: trainer @ Hom

I like to tell the gun grabbers, if you believe in gun free zones, put one of those signs on your front door.

Oh, is that stupid? Will that just tell the criminals you're vulnerable? NO SHIT!

***********

Though you can't actually see it, there's just such a (virtual) sign on the front doors of Englishmen, now that personal ownership of  handguns has been outlawed. 

Criminals, however, have this incredible eyesight all the way into virtual wavelengths, with predictable results for disarmed Brits. 

The UK "authorities" brag that handgun deaths have gone way down since handgun ownership was outlawed, but they do not seem to notice how much burglary and home invasions are way up, with roughly 50% of of daylight burglaries in the UK occurring when a member of the family is present. (vs 10% tops in the US, depending on the state).

Wonder why...

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at December 21, 2012 05:52 PM (HVtRc)

278 My idiot lib SIL who has always worked shitty service industry job after shitty service industry job could not shut up on FB about how she couldn't wait to vote for "that sexy black man." That was the retard's one and only reason for voting for him. I can not WAIT until she loses her health insurance or has her hours cut back just so I can tell her to go ask her "sexy black man" for help and get defriended

Posted by: nightwitch at December 21, 2012 05:53 PM (FNJYG)

279 You don't say, weft cut-loop.
Posted by: andycanuck

I was just describing the level of service one will receive under Obaka-care.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 21, 2012 05:55 PM (FaqTv)

280 I love to tell them how I make six figures and don't pay taxes, how they actually pay me. 3 mortgages, 2 rental properties


You, too, can own big boat like this!

Posted by: late night TV guy.,,,,,,,, at December 21, 2012 05:56 PM (z9HTb)

281 So police in every school. Lets do that and fund it with a $270 tax on every gun sale.

Posted by: Conservatives want our children murdered at December 21, 2012 05:57 PM (CHSHe)

282 @260 Or, 12 gauge Remington Express 3" shells, 41 (forty-one!) #4 (0.240" diameter) at 1225 fps muzzle velocity.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 21, 2012 05:58 PM (1V6Pv)

283 Hmmm... how about a little mischief making.

"Say what you want about Romney, but he saved me a bunch of money after I started following his tax avoidance policies."

"What, you don't know about the Romney loophole? Oh, well. No, I'm not going to tell you. You wouldn't lower yourself to doing what he does anyway."

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 05:59 PM (HzhBE)

284 Actual, come in actual.

Bogey in sight.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 21, 2012 05:59 PM (FaqTv)

285 Actual, confirmed, target is down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 21, 2012 06:01 PM (FaqTv)

286 So police in every school. Lets do that and fund it with a $270 tax on every gun sale.

Posted by: Conservatives want our children murdered at December 21, 2012 09:57 PM (CHSHe)

 

 

Let's fund it with some of that $60Billion of Medicare fraud we have every year.

Posted by: Invictus at December 21, 2012 06:02 PM (OQpzc)

287 147 So what say you, Moron Horde? Are we gonna fight on this blog all day long or are we gonna toss back a few beers and share some stories about being absolute DICKS to liberals we know?

***

You have to understand, these people are impervious to reason and fact, even when being shoved up their dirt chutes.  The liberals I know are just immune. Needle them about their health care going up and they just rationalize it by replying that  ... it would have gone up anyway .... or .... but for Obamacare, it would have gone up more.

Then I hit them with the textbook definition of a delusion --  belief held in the absence of act or in the face of contrary fact. 

That's twice gotten me de-friended on Facebook.  :-)


Posted by: AR Lite at December 21, 2012 06:02 PM (u3N3z)

288 Invictus,
Please don't quote the troll!
It only feeds them.
Thank you...

Posted by: ChrisP at December 21, 2012 06:03 PM (HiPJm)

289

K, sorry.

Posted by: Invictus at December 21, 2012 06:04 PM (OQpzc)

290 271 232
Posted by: trainer @ Hom

I like to tell the gun grabbers, if you believe in gun free zones, put one of those signs on your front door.

***

I like asking them why they lock their doors at night.

Posted by: Dill at December 21, 2012 06:04 PM (u3N3z)

291 Okay really, really seriously this time.  I stopped at a couple of sporting goods stores, this evening, looking for random gifts for random people, and I couldn't help but notice that the entire stock of AR's (40-50 normally on display) were sold out.  Magazine inventory was gone as well.

People are genuinely "frightened."  If only I had invested in firearms manufacturers earlier.

Posted by: Fritz at December 21, 2012 06:05 PM (w3+gB)

292 Fritz,

Many manufacturers saw their stock sink.

Check out Strurm Ruger if you want to make that play. Good company, good margins, no debt.

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 06:07 PM (HzhBE)

293 @276 $10 per ear bounty for Commie-fag-junkies.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 21, 2012 06:07 PM (1V6Pv)

294 @281:"Needle them about their health care going up and they just rationalize it by replying that ... it would have gone up anyway .... or .... but for Obamacare, it would have gone up more." --- For the self-professed "Reality-based"community, they certainly spend more than their fair share of time in the land of hypotheticals.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 21, 2012 06:08 PM (Y5I9o)

295 Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at December 21, 2012 09:39 PM (BAnPT) That's good to know. I got a decent price on my Bushmaster yesterday even though I didn't know what I was doing. I just really NEEDED to tell Obama to eat a dick before my little gun store ran out of guns. That's what I'll tell the next lib who asks me why I NEED one of these death machines™/weapons of mass destruction©.

Posted by: stace, L.I.B. at December 21, 2012 06:10 PM (m+UHL)

296 Would you rather they use a .22 or a fucking stick? Depends. What kind of stick?

Posted by: entropy at December 21, 2012 06:10 PM (YUttk)

297

Sturm, Ruger is headquartered in Southport, CT, with manufacturing facilities located in Newport, NH and Prescott, AZ.

 

They need to move their hq.

Posted by: Invictus at December 21, 2012 06:10 PM (OQpzc)

298 @288 I think it was Bannion who said here the Commies have a "community-based reality". Perfect!

Posted by: Thorvald at December 21, 2012 06:11 PM (1V6Pv)

299 open blogger: "tell me what you plan on saying when, say, your loudmouthed leftwing co-worker finds out his healthcare premiums are going up by 25%?" Easy. Greedy insurance companies. Need single payer, i.e., the UK's NHS.

Posted by: jbarntt at December 21, 2012 06:11 PM (UNFot)

300 Why do I need a semi-auto? Why do you need to eat organic food? We could feed more with less land if you dicks weren't driving up the price for poor people.

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 06:11 PM (HzhBE)

301 The Who is playing Staples center Jan. 20.

Posted by: DAve at December 21, 2012 06:14 PM (XDC0v)

302 Do y'all still have your shovel? http://preview.tinyurl.com/d2vdubv

Posted by: Thorvald at December 21, 2012 06:14 PM (1V6Pv)

303 The second language of sarcasm will be so much better than that earnest, creepy humor of the true believers. Children will become wonderful adults, having been weaned on endless cynicism and skepticism, the true indicators of sophistication.

Posted by: snikes for Mikey at December 21, 2012 06:16 PM (I88Jc)

304 For the self-professed "Reality-based"community, they certainly spend more than their fair share of time in the land of hypotheticals. Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 21, 2012 10:08 PM (Y5I9o) It's the only place where their "facts" actually exist and work.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at December 21, 2012 06:17 PM (9X7qR)

305 Any newspaper that would publish a piece denigrating blacks as needing the benevolence of big government in order to serve their interests is obviously racist and deserves widespread censure for making such an insensitive and racially biased editorial decision. ItÂ’s a shame the New York Times is such a racist newspaper. -- HERMAN CAIN

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 21, 2012 06:21 PM (e8kgV)

306 One wonders where the "Department of Education"s Remington 870 shotguns were during the Sandy Hook shootings?
If not for things like this, then for what, exactly?

http://tinyurl.com/brvgmyn


Posted by: ChrisP at December 21, 2012 06:21 PM (HiPJm)

307 Why do I need a semi-auto? Why do you need to eat organic food? We could feed more with less land if you dicks weren't driving up the price for poor people. Heh. You know when they say that those kinds of weapons are only meant to kill crowds of people, I always think "What if I'm attacked by crowds of people?"

Posted by: entropy at December 21, 2012 06:24 PM (YUttk)

308 I refused to buy a house because the house across the street had an Obama yard sign out. I told the realtor very loudly that there was no way I would live across the street from someone that stupid. Hope the neighbors heard me.

Posted by: the other coyote at December 21, 2012 06:24 PM (DmLAM)

309 I was just describing the level of service one will receive under Obama-care.
Good one. ;^)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 21, 2012 06:24 PM (jPVBi)

310 I might need to shoot crowds of people, hence my need for the gun.

Posted by: entropy at December 21, 2012 06:24 PM (YUttk)

311 Duh.

Posted by: entropy at December 21, 2012 06:24 PM (YUttk)

312 "What if I'm attacked by crowds of people?"
Don't go to the Wisconsin State Fair.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 21, 2012 06:25 PM (jPVBi)

313

232 - My wife bought stickers with a sillhouette target peppered with bullet holes and the phrase "Nothing Inside Worth Dying For." Put them all over the house.

 

She means it too - bought herself a Glock and learned how to shoot it . Shoots pretty good, too. For a girl.

Posted by: arik at December 21, 2012 06:26 PM (BkBlb)

314 Entropy,

Korean shop keepers. LA, 1992.

Q.E.D.

Posted by: Warden at December 21, 2012 06:27 PM (HzhBE)

315

307  = Ever seen those signs that say "my dog can make it to the fence in 4.6 seconds.... can you?"

Posted by: the other coyote at December 21, 2012 06:29 PM (DmLAM)

316 Shoots pretty good, too. For a girl. Posted by: arik at December 21, 2012 10:26 PM (BkBlb) Inane phrase. Some women I know are very good shooters. Very, very good.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at December 21, 2012 06:33 PM (9X7qR)

317

I also told her that nobody in Texas gave a shit about beach houses in New Jersey, since nobody in New Jersey gave a shit about Rita, Gustav or Ike. She said "but people lost everything!" And I reminded her how she said, post Hugo, that if you don't want to lose everything in a hurricane, you shouldn't live near the beach and that a good cleaning was what NC (were I was living at the time) needed.  She is such a smug NIMBY bitch. She really thinks like this:  "Oil production? That's what Oklahoma is for."  She also got drunk at my house on my wine and badgered me about what a horrible person I was because I didn't have my entire roof (in North Texas, mind you, where it hails so hard that we get new roofs every 5 years) covered in solar panels.

 

She does vote Republican, reliably, in New Jersey so I probably would spit on her if she was on fire, but if we didn't need the vote so bad I wouldn't.

Posted by: the other coyote at December 21, 2012 06:36 PM (DmLAM)

318 Folsom Prison Blues:

Well I see Obama comin' he's rollin' round the bend
And I ain't seen prosperity since I don't know when
I'm stuck in his depression an time keep draggin' on
An I see them taxes growin' like big ol'John Holmes'bone

When I was just a young boy my mama told me son
Never vote for Democrats they'll always tack it on
But I shot a donk in Reno jus' to watch him die
And when I hear Obama lyin' I hang my head and cry

I bet there's loafers eatin' in them fancy welfare bars
with free meds for their hemorroids
and free gas for their cars
Well I knew they'd vote for free stuff, I know that nothin's free
But they never ever get it, and that's what tortures me

Well if they'd free me from this tax hike
If my wages were all mine
I bet I'd move 'em all a little farther down the line
Far from Bronco Bama that's where I want to stay
And I'd let his thieving bullshit blow my blues away

Posted by: Dirty Old Man at December 21, 2012 06:39 PM (UUAFX)

319 "That has been my answer, sort of. I say, 'I am sorry, I am pretty sure I am going to have to pay much higher taxes next year, so I am not giving any charitable donations except to my church.'"

Twentysomething kid at the door, with a sales pitch.

About thirty seconds into his spiel, I interrupted as politely as I could.

"Hey, I know you're working for a living, and your working is selling, and I don't want you to waste your time here for no reason, because we're not buying. Nothing personal. The voters just decided that our taxes are going way up, but they didn't bother to make our income go up to match. So the money we might have spent buying from you is going to tax payments instead. Sorry. Wish it were otherwise. Best of luck."

The kid looked like I'd just given him a kick in the nuts with steel toed boots.

Almost certainly he'd voted for Obama given his ethnicity, age, and locality. And is now just realizing that the vote in question has immediate, direct, downside personal consequences for himself.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 21, 2012 06:41 PM (gqT4g)

320 Judge Roy, wcl, Thanks for the info! I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a red state assignment. It's going to be my last before retirement so I'm hoping for a place I'd like to stay.

Posted by: Icedog at December 21, 2012 06:45 PM (9ScGj)

321 This is kinda weak tea, but I've been trying to do my part.

In my non-internet life, I'm an airline pilot, and so, by definition, I spend about half the month in a hotel somewhere. For our longer overnights, the company generally has us stay in a downtown (as opposed to airport) hotel, and since I'm the captain, and make more than everyone else (I'm certainly no 1%-er, but I guess I'd have to admit to 2-3%), for years I've been tipping our drivers double the going rate. It's not a lot of money....the difference between $1 and $2, but I justified this by saying that times are tough, and if I give some guy driving a transportation company van the opportunity to Supersize His Fries, then I was ok with it.

Anyway, that all ended not long after the election. I was loading into a van driven by a real nice guy one day...I've ridden with him a number of times, and I noticed he had a bumper sticker that said "I support Universal Healthcare" on his back bumper. I thought: "Nice guy or not, but Fuck him and his Universal Healthcare. He supports that Marxist, and wants to tax me to death, and take my double-tip too."

I got to thinking about it later that night, and decided I would extend my chintzy-ness. I decided that any opportunity to tip someone in a state that voted for Zero was going to get the absolute minimum tip. Waitresses, van drivers, whatever. Maybe they voted for him, maybe not....I don't care anymore. I'm only spending the absolute minimum in states that went Blue.

Posted by: azlibertarian at December 21, 2012 06:47 PM (HiC+5)

322 I want to know why they hate science. Science is about testing hypotheses against data, but that doesn't apply to economics.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 21, 2012 06:47 PM (xSegX)

323

I also told all my husband's nieces and nephews that they could not mooch off us any more; we weren't going to feed or house them if they decide to come south for the winter. They can pitch a tent at their grandparents' house or stay at a youth hostel, I don't care, but they aren't coming on my property (and it's not community property).

 

How else have I been a dick? Told a bleeding heart that there's not a damn thing she or  anyone else can do to fix terrible parenting; that despite her belief that poor people have no way out, it seems that poor non-Mexican immigrants seem to do just fine (including black immigrants from Haiti and Africa), and most illegals I know are making ends meet without government assistance.  The government program abuse problem seems to be with native-born blacks, native-born whites who whore around, and native born hispanics of Mexican descent.  OMG you should have seen her head explode, it was awesome.

Posted by: the other coyote at December 21, 2012 06:48 PM (DmLAM)

324 203 Have already fired 3 liberals since election. Working on a couple more for next month. If everyone just fired a couple of liberals, never bought from them and never hired them, they could live in the economic paradise they want for everyone else. That's awesome! Keep up the good work. I'm so sick of these assholes avoiding the consequences of their actions.

Posted by: Metalgod at December 21, 2012 06:49 PM (YgIJ8)

325 A libtard at work said that Obama would get so much done in his second term.  I told her I agreed--I thought that he would send all the evil rich white people to re-education camps, and that I was sure he could double the debt in four years.

Posted by: Pervy Grin at December 21, 2012 06:53 PM (VfvZG)

326 Actually I told her there was a couple of things to fix bad parenting, one was make people get a license before they have a kid, but now that I think about it, I should have said that clearly the answer would be to require a government issued license before you could have sex.  You would have to prove that you would be a good parent, since it's entirely possible, nay likely, that sex could lead to children. There's a parallel to the gun argument in there somewhere but I'm not smart enough to make it.

Posted by: the other coyote at December 21, 2012 06:54 PM (DmLAM)

327

310 - It's a joke. Picture "Sly smile with a wink." My wife would smack me and laugh. I didn't put an emoticon there. Didn't think I'd need it. But:

Better?

Posted by: arik at December 21, 2012 07:00 PM (BkBlb)

328 Inane phrase. Some women I know are very good shooters.
Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you!

Posted by: zombie annie oakley at December 21, 2012 07:02 PM (jPVBi)

329 ".22lr is a HORRIBLE round for home defense esp. with an inexperienced shooter"

However, .22 Magnum in one of those 30-round KelTec pistols would be ideal in many ways for someone elderly and living alone. Light weight. Low recoil. The .22mag does a considerable amount of damage for its size. Little risk of the magazine going dry in a self-defense scenario. (Count to thirty. It's a big number. Grandpa had a five-shot revolver in the nightstand drawer. This is SIX TIMES as many rounds.)

Admittedly, if you fire a .22mag indoors without hearing protection, you'll regret it later. But for someone who is already hard of hearing, no biggie. And the fireworks show has a deterrent effect all its own. I guarantee that after the first few enormous reports and muzzle fireballs have been witnessed, Mr. Criminal Intruder is going to be thinking with increasing panic, "What the fuck did I just get myself into?!?!?!"

Posted by: torquewrench at December 21, 2012 07:05 PM (gqT4g)

330 320: Parallel to the gun argument : Don't point that thing at anyone you don't want to shoot.

Posted by: arik at December 21, 2012 07:07 PM (BkBlb)

331 My mom told me at Thanksgiving the only bad thing about me is that I'm a Republican.  I told her once she retires and can't take care of herself I'll make sure the African nurses aide at her home turns her over at least once a week because she's not living with me.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at December 21, 2012 07:14 PM (K1JW0)

332 I stopped snowblowing the driveways of all my neighbors who had campaign signs up for Democrats, even the old guy down the street who can only get around on a cane.  I hope he slips on the ice and puts himself in a home.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at December 21, 2012 07:21 PM (K1JW0)

333

Our American side of the family, aside from my conservative pissed off uncle and I, don't really discuss politics. But for the Obama supporters, on both sides of the border, I do have my "Certificate of Loss of Nationality of the United States" which I have no problem showing them. That's kind of 'check and mate' right there.

 

I tell them Obama's a fucking moron, more than 50% of the American population have now become human parasites, the national debt jumped $2.5 Trillion dollars in a year and a half and was $14 Trillion when I made the agonizing decision to renounce US citizenship and it's almost $16.4 Trillion just a year and a half later. And gross debt to GDP has risen over 30% to 105% in 4 years.

 

I can't help it if people are stupid and can't do math. I can only protect myself.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 21, 2012 07:23 PM (AC0lD)

334 You won't have to say a word when the bill comes due. Whether it's taxes, healthcare premiums, the bottom dropping out of the market, job loss, foreclosure, you name it. But if you want to go there, all you have to do is look em dead in the eye and softly ask them a rhetorical question: Do you think that I voted against the guy because I'm a moron, or because I could see this coming and I tried to stop it? And let that question hang in the air and do not say a word until they answer. And if they ask you what you think what is going to happen next, tell them we're screwed. No animation, no emotion, no hype, no hyperbole. For it's the God's honest bottomline truth. When the fit hits the shan, we're screwed. when they ask for answers, tell them there aren't any. Now we just get to pay. You want to scare a lib, you don't have to work hard. Just be serious, short of speech and be completely and utterly still. It is what it is. The numbers don't lie. It's a question of time. There is a difference between arguing and the truth. Argue for your position, you've already lost. Explain the truth and let it hang, it's deadly. Because you can argue politics all day long but the truth just sits there like roadkill and it doesn't get any better. The more honest, none hyperbolic truth, the better. The numbers don't lie, they're just numbers. And they're ugly. Take the politics completely out of your side of the conversation and the only thing that they're left with is their romantic notions. They may not admit it to you, but it will land.

Posted by: tired at December 21, 2012 07:27 PM (adOUE)

335 276@260 Or, 12 gauge Remington Express 3" shells, 41 (forty-one!) #4 (0.240" diameter) at 1225 fps muzzle velocity.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 21, 2012 09:58 PM (1V6Pv)

Benelli M4 12g 9 shot semiauto with pistol grip and combat sling.  Nine shots of pretty much anything is really quite enough.

 

Posted by: DocinPA at December 21, 2012 07:33 PM (EzRY2)

336 How's that burning in your asshole feel, dickhead? Well, that's YOUR dick and YOU put it there!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 21, 2012 07:33 PM (Khu8a)

337 327 I can't help it if people are stupid and can't do math. I can only protect myself. Posted by: Stateless Infidel
********

Beg pardon, what how can a stateless person protect himself from the predations of....states?  

Where you gonna go?  Who's gonna let you in?  For that matter, who's gonna let you out?

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at December 21, 2012 07:44 PM (HVtRc)

338

I'm drinking a Unibroue trois pistoles, effing French Canadian beer, and it's damn good.  Have some Unibroue Maudite too.  I must be taking crazy pills.

 

You know, the problem with liberals, as R Lee Ermey would say, is that they would fuck another man in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give 'em a reach around. 

What will I say to them when it all burns?  Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Posted by: Jon in TX at December 21, 2012 07:50 PM (PKRPm)

339

"When shovels are outlawed, only outlaws will have shovels. "

 

Lazy people won't steal shovels.   They'd have to WORK to use them....

 

Posted by: The Wedgie of Truth at December 21, 2012 07:53 PM (GkYyh)

340

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at December 21, 2012 11:44 PM (HVtRc)

 

I still have Canadian citizenship. I just think of it as worthless ever since we had 'human rights tribunals' so I think of myself as stateless. It'd be nice if Alberta separates and the rest of the hellhole burns. Fortunately, Ontario is even more boned than California.

 

And I have a plan (and no one has to get hurt..)   

 

 

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 21, 2012 07:56 PM (AC0lD)

341 323 I got a good, hearty, drinking session on with my cousin awhile ago where we bought every type of Unibroue on the shelf. Damn tasty stuff.

Posted by: fb at December 21, 2012 09:32 PM (NXd0Q)

342 oops meant for 332

Posted by: fb at December 21, 2012 09:32 PM (NXd0Q)

343 When the local  newspaper called today trying to sell me a subscription, I said call me in the spring. I don't fish this time of year.

Posted by: majorityofone at December 21, 2012 09:47 PM (Kq6nh)

344 335, First time I've had it but call me a fan.  Both are really well done.

Posted by: Jon in TX at December 21, 2012 10:07 PM (PKRPm)

345 Stateless: The fact that Canada doesn't send taxmen to chase Canadian expats abroad ( unlike our own IRS ) is also a bonus.

To those folks who want to fire libtards ... buy a copy of your voter's registration list from the county election board. If they need a reason, tell them you are planning to canvas petitions for some dumbassed libtard cause.

The start quietly firing Democrats for cause. Videotape them breaking some company policy, and then give them the boot and no funemployment.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 21, 2012 10:18 PM (wYVte)

346

A friend of mine was upset that her uncle died while under VA care. It was mis-managed from the get go. I told her that she just got her first taste of Obamacare. She was pissed at me. Fuck her, she voted me at least four years of this shit so she can suck it up.

Posted by: Max Entropy at December 21, 2012 10:54 PM (NwTXA)

347 Shaken, or stirred?

Posted by: Born Free at December 21, 2012 11:18 PM (jnJcf)

348 The schadenfreuden premise of the article is fine as far as it goes but ignores two factors: being a statist liberal requires stupidity and gives license to never, ever acknowledging errors made by The Party.

So smirk, point and laugh at them all you want - even if you suspect they know they screwed up, they will NEVER acknowledge it to anything close to your satisfaction but will find some psychotically contorted rationale to look you dead in the eye and blame you. Again.

Get used to it, the Blame The Conservatives game is about to go into hyperdrive.

Posted by: finger at December 22, 2012 02:06 AM (mV5Rx)

349

Hard to argue with that last one....me, I plan on being a thorn in the side of my liberal co-workers who told me what a racist I was for a.(being born white), b.(not voting obama), c(being a member of the Tea Party), and d. (ok, having pastry white skin was mentioned a few times.) Guilty, I suppose on all counts. Sometimes its tough being the only cracker available to yell at, but I bear the insults with pride because I know that all too soon I will be serving up some yummy, delicious crow surprise. (Besides, DaCook knows more white people jokes than they do, having heard them all.)  Not quite sure what wine I'll be pairing that delicate bird with, a nice reisling?  Perhaps a chardonay....or something a little more like what they are used too.... like Kool-Aid.

 

Posted by: I'mDaCook at December 22, 2012 03:12 AM (v5O/3)

350 339 - That is exactly how to do it. It is amazing how easy it is to set up situations where liberals fail at their jobs or violate company policy. They are inherently lazy and hypocritical and you are guaranteed to get something on them sooner or later. They often hang themselves with their own rope.

Posted by: Workhorse at December 22, 2012 03:52 AM (wl2vr)

351 My new bumper sticker -- "Question Authority" -- with the "Os" replaced by two cut out of "Obama" bumper stickers.

Posted by: Salt Lick at December 22, 2012 04:22 AM (WmTR8)

352 21 One of my friends had an atheist liberal tell her if she believed in God that meant she wasn't very smart. In her house. At her party.

Best response in a perfect world...

Your friend smiles, takes another swig of her beer, and taps the shoulder of an older man who is engaged in a conversation behind her. The older man turns and smiles. Your friend says to the atheist, "Have you met my friend, Dr. William Lane Craig?"

Posted by: elj[/i] at December 22, 2012 04:47 AM (+QKfp)

353 "Found out the hard way that Santa Monica has stores charge for plastic bags. I looked like a fool walking out of the store with my arms full of the items I just purchased." Happened in my neighbourhood as well. It became a game for many of us. When the cashier demands the extra nickel for the plastic bag we would just say; "Oh never mind" and walk out leaving all the stuff on the counter to be restocked by the store.

Posted by: Doowleb at December 22, 2012 04:59 AM (iMJ7g)

354 Don't let recent disappointments turn you against the Republican Party. All the establishment attitudes and policies are right, it's just that you're bored with the same old faces when what you want is Young Guns.

Posted by: Eric Cantor at December 22, 2012 05:11 AM (XGOvm)

355

Christmas at the in-laws, where FIL "retired" after going on strike with union, and company replacing them with non-union workers. I plan to incorporate "Resist we much" whereever inappriate (and out of ear shot of my wife).

Posted by: purple at December 22, 2012 06:31 AM (UCHOa)

356 Whenever someone complains about their taxes going up, I'm going to quote "Raising Arizona" - the government sure do take a bite!

Posted by: Kadang at December 22, 2012 07:25 AM (6fQBB)

357 so nice to read such wonderful Christmas pleasantries. It is no wonder that conservatives have managed to achieve the moral high ground

Posted by: occam at December 22, 2012 08:06 AM (bNPll)

358 Looks like some moron already started.

http://ifyoucantaffordtotip.com/?p=272

Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 22, 2012 08:09 AM (X/+QT)

359 A very liberal Obama voter I know got laid off right after the election.    This person will likely have a very hard time finding a new job in the current economy.  I know I should feel bad, but I really don't. 

Posted by: lilliew at December 22, 2012 12:29 PM (cUAde)

360 I usually have a case of 'The Told me if I voted for Mcain/Romney' joke but when I don't I just shrug my shoulders and say 'Don't blame me--I voted for the other guy.' and walk away.

Posted by: chaz at December 22, 2012 08:44 PM (sSNkG)

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