July 25, 2012
— LauraW You've Contaminated Your Last Cheeto, Vermin
This one is too fun to stay in the sidebar.
I love the dubbed-in 'thud' every time a fly hits the dirt:
Frickin' COOL. Getting one for every member of my extended family, including the babies.
Our previous pest-control efforts were fun and effective too, but it will be so nice to finally be able to spackle over all those #8 birdshot holes in the kitchen walls.
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Posted by: soothsayer at July 25, 2012 09:29 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: soothsayer at July 25, 2012 09:30 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 09:31 AM (9TTOe)
You've Contaminated Your Last Cheeto, Vermin
If this works as well on hippies and OWSers, there'll be many given out as Christmas gifts.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 25, 2012 09:33 AM (0AClR)
Posted by: Vic at July 25, 2012 09:33 AM (YdQQY)
Thats right... he didn't make it on his own.... he had family, and friends, and the Chinese...
Note, no mention of the US Government....
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 25, 2012 09:33 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 25, 2012 01:33 PM (0AClR)
I think he said the effective range was about two feet. Do you really want to get that close to an OWSer? The stench would be unbearable!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2012 09:34 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 25, 2012 01:33 PM (lZBBB)
The US government issued his passport. So there's that.
Posted by: Cicero at July 25, 2012 09:34 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: soothsayer at July 25, 2012 09:35 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: lorien1973 at July 25, 2012 09:35 AM (0tkqC)
Our previous pest-control efforts were fun and effective too, but it will be so nice to finally be able to spackle over all those #8 birdshot holes in the kitchen walls.
Now you done gone an' ruin't the view, woman.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 25, 2012 09:35 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 25, 2012 09:35 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 09:35 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 09:35 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 01:35 PM (UOM4
Send one to Slow Joe instead. Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2012 09:37 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Some Flies at July 25, 2012 09:37 AM (QKKT0)
They do love their steaming piles don't they?Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 09:37 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2012 09:38 AM (ZFl0m)
Posted by: U.S. Border Patrol at July 25, 2012 09:38 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2012 09:38 AM (fWAjv)
I bet the fine stuff used for sandblasting and fraking would work just fine in it. Probably just easier to say it shoot the thing most households already have on hand.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 25, 2012 09:39 AM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Jaws at July 25, 2012 09:39 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 09:39 AM (9TTOe)
Now I need one.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at July 25, 2012 09:39 AM (ZKzrr)
Shoot it at a hippy. Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 09:40 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2012 09:40 AM (tqwMN)
And I just don't see Bloomberg allowing these in NYC. The salt might get in someone's mouth.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2012 09:40 AM (X6akg)
If the government hadn't invented plastics, spring-action, salt, flies, engineering and mass production, he'd have nothing!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 25, 2012 01:35 PM (DrWcr)
Don't forget the Laws of Thermodynamics! Gubmint passed those, too!
Posted by: Barky O'Bendoin', Preznint De Luxe at July 25, 2012 09:40 AM (0AClR)
"They sell shotgun shells with rock salt. "
Awesome! Saves that extra step of manually having to add salt to the wound...
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2012 09:41 AM (CGjum)
there were Prii lined up around the block for the drive-thru at 1:10,
well after the lunch rush. Guess they don't actually care about teh gheys.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2012 01:40 PM (tqwMN)
Rich white liberals in Priuses - are you sure those weren't teh gheys?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2012 09:41 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at work team dagny at July 25, 2012 09:41 AM (EW9ES)
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2012 09:41 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: soothsayer at July 25, 2012 09:42 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2012 09:42 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2012 09:42 AM (tqwMN)
And they're gonna change 'em to make solar power a viable alternative to coal!
*splorf*
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at July 25, 2012 09:42 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Scipio Africanus at July 25, 2012 09:43 AM (XvHmy)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 09:43 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2012 09:43 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jules Winnfield, Your Waiter This Evening at July 25, 2012 09:43 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 25, 2012 09:44 AM (3ZjAP)
I predict a whole new subgenre of "hey, y'all, watch this" YouTube videos.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2012 09:44 AM (tqwMN)
Posted by: lauraw at July 25, 2012 09:44 AM (W/adb)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2012 01:37 PM (DrWcr)
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Send one to MSLSD and watch them try to commit suicide with it on election night.
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 09:44 AM (IMkeS)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2012 09:45 AM (XvHmy)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 09:45 AM (8y9MW)
This Jethro character (or whatever his name is) represents and clear and present threat to my assertion that being a slacker is how one gets ahead in America.
It's time for him to experience the awesomeness of the Joe the Plumber treatment!
Posted by: Barky O'Bendoin', Preznint De Luxe at July 25, 2012 09:45 AM (0AClR)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 09:45 AM (9TTOe)
I'd love to pick off those f*ckers with this gun, except for the salt in the carpet and on the hardwood floors.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 09:45 AM (UOM48)
The shame and he says he's an artist. A racist artist no doubt.
Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, The One Who Eats Dogs at July 25, 2012 09:46 AM (3ZjAP)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 25, 2012 09:46 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Some Flies at July 25, 2012 01:37 PM (QKKT0)
ROFLMAO!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 25, 2012 09:46 AM (0AClR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 01:45 PM (UOM4
It's a conspiracy with the military-industrial-vacuum cleaner complex right at the heart of it!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2012 09:46 AM (DrWcr)
Moron to Obama: I save your life today
Obama: How's that
Moron: I killed a shit eating fly
Posted by: Vic at July 25, 2012 09:47 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2012 09:47 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 25, 2012 09:48 AM (m95KA)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 09:48 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Adc at July 25, 2012 09:48 AM (JJJ5P)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 25, 2012 09:49 AM (3ZjAP)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 09:49 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 25, 2012 09:50 AM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: lauraw at July 25, 2012 09:50 AM (W/adb)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at July 25, 2012 09:50 AM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Stupid anti-gun wingnut libtard at July 25, 2012 09:51 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Assyrians at July 25, 2012 09:51 AM (136wp)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2012 01:40 PM
They should have gone to Arby's. They won't advertise on Rush, they readily appease lefties, and the stores are usually empty so there's no waiting
Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2012 09:51 AM (Y7XKa)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 09:52 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at July 25, 2012 01:50 PM (+lsX1)
AKA Suicide Squads
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 25, 2012 09:52 AM (0AClR)
Posted by: lauraw at July 25, 2012 01:50 PM (W/adb
On spiders? Srsly? *makes note to head for nearest Lowes or Home Depot*
Thanks!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 09:52 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2012 09:52 AM (tqwMN)
http://tinyurl.com/m6vg3
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 25, 2012 09:52 AM (3ZjAP)
Posted by: Stupid anti-gun wingnut libtard Mayor at July 25, 2012 09:52 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at July 25, 2012 09:52 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2012 09:53 AM (Y7XKa)
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 09:53 AM (IMkeS)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 25, 2012 09:53 AM (8o5fb)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 25, 2012 09:54 AM (3ZjAP)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osage-orange#Uses
Might be hard to find in your area, though.
Posted by: nickless at July 25, 2012 09:54 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Dumb redneck at July 25, 2012 09:54 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2012 09:55 AM (/ZZCn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 09:55 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2012 09:55 AM (/inUg)
Posted by: Mongerel at July 25, 2012 09:55 AM (YqWfw)
Posted by: Jaws at July 25, 2012 09:55 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Clemenza at July 25, 2012 09:57 AM (jlQ7t)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2012 09:57 AM (/ZZCn)
Those are cheese puffs you amatuers.
Get your fucking snacks straight.
I expect more from you morons.
Posted by: The Jackhole at July 25, 2012 09:59 AM (DU15A)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 09:59 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: derit at July 25, 2012 09:59 AM (ruiF1)
Posted by: Jaws at July 25, 2012 01:55 PM (4I3Uo)
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Actually, the government will order tens of millions of these and pass them out to the public as home defense weapons after they collect our real guns.
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 10:00 AM (IMkeS)
Posted by: Clemenza
I have one too. It uses batteries that would power Sandra Fluke's vibrator. Hit a wasp the other day and it vaporized with a loud explosion.
Posted by: Roy at July 25, 2012 10:01 AM (VndSC)
World going to hell in a hand basket.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 10:01 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Y-not at July 25, 2012 10:02 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Social SCIENCE Graduate Student at July 25, 2012 10:02 AM (XvHmy)
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 25, 2012 10:04 AM (XvHmy)
Holy crap. Israel handing out gas masks to its citizens living near the Syrian border (on Fox). - Jane D'oh
The countdown to the final battle at Megiddo is now.......
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at July 25, 2012 10:04 AM (RFeQD)
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 25, 2012 10:05 AM (RD7QR)
World going to hell in a hand basket.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 02:01 PM (UOM4
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It'll all come to a head in October. Does anyone think that the SCOAMT's meeting with Egypt's MB president was for giggles and shits?
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 10:05 AM (IMkeS)
Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at July 25, 2012 10:05 AM (izA2D)
http://tinyurl.com/dxv3x2g
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 10:05 AM (UOM48)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osage-orange#Uses
Might be hard to find in your area, though.
Posted by: nickless at July 25, 2012 01:54 PM (MMC8r)
Come to The State That Cannot Be Named and I'll gladly give you a metric shit-ton of 'em.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 25, 2012 10:06 AM (0AClR)
Uhh, uhm, I'll have more flexibility with regard to your genocide of the Jooos after the election, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Caliph Barry I at July 25, 2012 10:06 AM (tqwMN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 10:07 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 10:08 AM (UOM48)
I saw this and wondered if I would want to be shooting salty all over the house. Posted by: Vic at July 25, 2012 01:33 PM (YdQQY)
Yeah, I would add a little cayenne
to the salt chamber and shoot my eggs in the morning. Posted by: lauraw at July 25, 2012
01:44 PM (W/adb)
Wait, are y'all talking about masturbation?
Posted by: Wiccapundit at July 25, 2012 10:09 AM (4QBcm)
And I just don't see Bloomberg allowing these in NYC. The salt might get in someone's mouth.
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Too bad he didn't go whole hog and include a Big Gulp dispenser.
Posted by: WalrusRex at July 25, 2012 10:09 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: She turned me into a toad, and frankly, it ain't all that bad at July 25, 2012 10:11 AM (FUozQ)
"A team of 18 police officers was sent to rescue a ‘drowning woman’ from a Chinese river – only to find it was a sex doll." (Seen on Insty).
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2012 10:12 AM (tqwMN)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 10:13 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: derit at July 25, 2012 10:13 AM (ruiF1)
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2012 10:15 AM (pUAXu)
(clicks 24 oz soda bottles together)
Bloomberg, come out and plaay.
Bloomberg, come out and plaaaayaaay!
Bloomberg! Come out and Playyyyayyyyy!!!!
Posted by: Salt Warriors at July 25, 2012 10:15 AM (/hNXp)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 10:16 AM (8y9MW)
Oh, jeeeebus, I actually laughed out freakin' loud!
Posted by: jwpaine at July 25, 2012 10:17 AM (FUozQ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 25, 2012 10:17 AM (jlltD)
Posted by: Y-not at July 25, 2012 10:18 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 10:19 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2012 02:12 PM (tqwMN)
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This is a sad story. Some horny chinaman drowned her because he thought she was pregnant.
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 10:20 AM (IMkeS)
Posted by: Pipe Holder at July 25, 2012 10:20 AM (VTeUD)
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 25, 2012 10:21 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: robtr Rum Liberation Front at July 25, 2012 10:21 AM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Gerbil Malodor at July 25, 2012 10:23 AM (T5dvf)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 25, 2012 10:24 AM (jlltD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 25, 2012 10:25 AM (exvgC)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 10:25 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 10:25 AM (UOM48)
And don't kill the ones with human heads.
Or kill those ones first I can't remember.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2012 10:27 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: Capt. Kirk at July 25, 2012 10:27 AM (jlltD)
The Obama / Righteous Bros number that Rush is playing is pretty damn funny.
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2012 10:28 AM (NIN2f)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 10:28 AM (9TTOe)
Someone tell that idjit that we tried that with the 18th Amendment... it didn't work.Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2012 10:28 AM (XvHmy)
Yeah. Like he cares.
Though, on that note- new post up at my place.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 10:30 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 10:30 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: derit at July 25, 2012 10:30 AM (ruiF1)
Salt mines. Claymore salt mines, that is.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2012 10:30 AM (DrWcr)
You know what is so funny about all this shit?
In London a full blown NYC drunk would be an amateur.
The English drink like tomorrow is never coming, and in their shitty economy that could be true.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 25, 2012 10:31 AM (3ZjAP)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2012 10:33 AM (Y7XKa)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 25, 2012 10:35 AM (mFxQX)
EoJ, I think you've found you're next step with the strikers....
Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 25, 2012 10:35 AM (da5Wo)
You know if I didn't know better, I would think that closing on Sunday, telling Gheys to fuck off and serving a good product is popular.
I am sure it's just the product, bitter clingers don't make decisions on purchases because of politics, only liberals to that. Right.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 25, 2012 10:36 AM (3ZjAP)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2012 10:36 AM (Y7XKa)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2012 10:37 AM (tqwMN)
Yankees, they do the darnedest things.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 25, 2012 10:39 AM (3ZjAP)
This is devastating news for its 2 readers
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2012 10:39 AM (1Jaio)
Did you think he'd stop before he got to YOUR vices?
Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2012 10:40 AM (Y7XKa)
Did they stand up on their cubicle desk in the White House basement and announce it through a megaphone made from an old party hat?
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2012 10:41 AM (KXm42)
Salty Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 BugASalt, the most powerful saltgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Bank Robber BrundleFly: I gots to know
Salty Harry Callahan: [lines up headshot, slowly squeezes trigger] sfx "Click" [smiles mischieviously]
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 25, 2012 10:43 AM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2012 10:43 AM (tqwMN)
Posted by: The Public at July 25, 2012 10:44 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: cajun carrot at July 25, 2012 10:44 AM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Typical Liberal at July 25, 2012 10:45 AM (JSetw)
Posted by: CDR M at July 25, 2012 10:46 AM (Mv/2X)
JammieWearingFool @JammieWF
NBC's Chuck Todd: Our Poll Was Skewed http://shar.es/tPJHW via #obvious
Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2012 10:47 AM (Y7XKa)
Posted by: Nanny Bloomburger at July 25, 2012 10:47 AM (lZBBB)
We're announcing our decision to get out of the transatlantic ocean transportation business.
Posted by: White Star Lines at July 25, 2012 10:48 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 25, 2012 10:48 AM (bb5Xq)
I might have trouble watching this. I swear I don't even know what channel NBC is on.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2012 10:48 AM (X6akg)
These results are based on a July 19-22 USA Today/Gallup poll. They suggest a shift in Republicans' and Democrats' orientation to voting in the coming presidential election compared with the last two, with Republicans expressing more voting enthusiasm. The current 51% to 39% Republican advantage in voter enthusiasm is slightly larger than the 53% to 45% GOP advantage Gallup measured in February of this year.
Oh Greggy/Dr. Smith
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2012 10:48 AM (1Jaio)
In other news, Custer announced that he's decided not to hold Little Big Horn.
Posted by: Cicero at July 25, 2012 10:49 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 10:51 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Cicero at July 25, 2012 10:51 AM (QKKT0)
What if I use Kosher salt?
Posted by: Abraham, the Joo at July 25, 2012 10:51 AM (3ZjAP)
"Jesus why does everything have to be difficult, Chip section, orange bag with the goofy looking cat on the label, starts with Ch."
OSP, no matter where you wind up living, TX will be this much of a better place for you being here.
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2012 10:51 AM (W2YA6)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 25, 2012 10:52 AM (eavT+)
Heh, Newsweek just announced they're getting out of the print magazine business. MFM delenda est.
We're announcing our decision to get out of the transatlantic ocean transportation business.
Posted by: White Star Lines at July 25, 2012 02:48 PM (QKKT0)
We're announcing our decision to get out of the airship transportation business.
Posted by: Luftschiffbau Zepplin GmbH at July 25, 2012 10:52 AM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Cicero at July 25, 2012 02:51 PM (QKKT0)
Yes.... one of the good things about a... long life... you can outlast your opponents...
Posted by: Vlad Dracul, Future President of Romania at July 25, 2012 10:52 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 10:53 AM (9TTOe)
Is it in SF where they're thinking of banning ALL outdoor smoking? Except for pot smokers, of course.
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 10:53 AM (K4j5s)
Posted by: Abraham, the Joo at July 25, 2012 02:51 PM (3ZjAP)
Sorry, we follow the Obama administrations policy... no religious exemptions permited.
Posted by: Nanny Bloomburger at July 25, 2012 10:54 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Timbuck at July 25, 2012 10:55 AM (eceV+)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2012 10:55 AM (1Jaio)
Sarah Palin outshines stars at NBC press tour party
http://tinyurl.com/bqea6ux
Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2012 10:56 AM (Y7XKa)
He's not going to touch sexual deviance.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at July 25, 2012 02:43 PM (ZKzrr)
I'm gonna need a minute....I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 25, 2012 10:56 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Nanny Bloomburger at July 25, 2012 02:54 PM (lZBBB)
But you will let us use halal salt, yes?
Posted by: Abdul Muhammad, Muslim and Jihadist at July 25, 2012 10:56 AM (v+QvA)
Posted by: Congresswoman Dumbass at July 25, 2012 10:57 AM (7+pP9)
Did they stand up on their cubicle desk in the White House basement and announce it through a megaphone made from an old party hat?
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2012 02:41 PM (KXm42)
I think Adam Smith's invisible hand announced that years ago.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2012 10:58 AM (z1N6a)
I have decided that in order to create a better business climate, Japan will be surrendering unconditionally.
Posted by: Emperor Hirohito at July 25, 2012 10:59 AM (K4j5s)
Posted by: soothie at July 25, 2012 10:59 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:00 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: soothie at July 25, 2012 11:00 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:01 AM (9TTOe)
He says "promote," but it's a euphemism for "pimp."
He want to rent out success to those who are willing to pay his price.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 11:02 AM (8y9MW)
House votes to audit the Federal Reserve, 327-98. The bill needed a 2/3 vote. So with 425 voting, it needed 284 yeas.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2012 11:02 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:02 AM (9TTOe)
The Woodlands is nice. Also right there by the Texas Renaissance Festival every year. Maybe I'll come bunk with you next time I go
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 11:03 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2012 03:02 PM (X6akg)
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This might prove interesting.
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 11:04 AM (K4j5s)
Posted by: cajun carrot at July 25, 2012 11:04 AM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:04 AM (9TTOe)
"Come to The State That Cannot Be Named and I'll gladly give you a metric shit-ton of 'em."
That's 1.023 more than an Imperial shit-ton, by the way...
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's earpiece at July 25, 2012 11:05 AM (W2YA6)
She told me I'm odd.
I don't even know how to respond to that... I feel so lost, alone, and confused.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 11:05 AM (8y9MW)
OSP,
Well if her office is in the woodlands that is a very nice area. Make sure to get certification that they have not flooded because some parts do. I live in west Houston now but lived in Conroe for 16 years. You will like it here.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 25, 2012 11:05 AM (mFxQX)
How can anyone stand that screechy voice and horrible accent!
Posted by: Joy Behar at July 25, 2012 11:05 AM (Y7XKa)
Posted by: cajun carrot at July 25, 2012 11:06 AM (UZQM8)
"Doors open to rons. My daughter has demanded a house with a pool, hot tub and waterfall, I see a ron BBQ in the future."
She wants to live with Michael from "Innocent Bystanders" blog?
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2012 11:06 AM (W2YA6)
This. TX Law requires that you obtain and maintain flood insurance to get a mortgage if you live in a designated flood area, but that won't tell you whether your particular area- flood area or not- has actually experienced one.
And you want at least as much flood insurance (if you need it at all) as you have "regular" home owners insurance.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 11:07 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:07 AM (9TTOe)
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I wonder if Obama wasn't right about "you didn't build that." After all, he doesn't care about Juan's Taco Stand or Jake's Garage. The small businesses that Obama likes are most favored industries and individuals businesses like Solyndra and various busineses who survive based upon governmental contract set asides and so forth. And those business weren't built by the owners free from government help.
Posted by: WalrusRex at July 25, 2012 11:08 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 25, 2012 03:05 PM (mFxQX)
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Just as a warning, though, OSP. What used to take you ten minutes travel time where you live will now take you an hour in Houston. Traffic is the worst there.
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 11:09 AM (K4j5s)
So you mean ones that aren't, strictly speaking, successful.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 11:09 AM (8y9MW)
Couldn't agree more OSP. And she's utterly smoking hot. Which is always a plus.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 25, 2012 11:09 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: SH at July 25, 2012 11:09 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at July 25, 2012 11:09 AM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:10 AM (9TTOe)
If they're in The Woodlands, it shouldn't be so bad. And if the job is on the SE side, sounds like the wife can skirt the city proper. It might not be too bad.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 11:10 AM (8y9MW)
Letterman is fracking mad
http://tinyurl.com/cuw9p8d
After condemning the greedy oil companies that are despoiling the planet, Letterman jetted off to St. Barts.
With an intern.
Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2012 11:10 AM (Y7XKa)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 25, 2012 11:11 AM (mFxQX)
I mention it because mortgage brokers (who are going to sell your mortgage in six months) will encourage you to get the bare minimum insurance. Banks have to deal with the aftermath all the time.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 11:12 AM (8y9MW)
With an intern.
He wasn't going to pedal the plane himself....
Oh.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at July 25, 2012 11:12 AM (ZKzrr)
I figured that went without saying about Houston in general.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 11:12 AM (8y9MW)
With an intern.
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It's only the lower classes that should be prohibited from moving around unnecessarily.
Posted by: WalrusRex at July 25, 2012 11:13 AM (Hx5uv)
With an intern.
Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2012 03:10 PM (Y7XKa)
He's a typical hypocritical lefty
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2012 11:14 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:15 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:16 AM (9TTOe)
"After condemning the greedy oil companies that are despoiling the planet, Letterman jetted off to St. Barts.
With an intern."
This baby runs on motorboat power!
Posted by: David Letterman at July 25, 2012 11:16 AM (W2YA6)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2012 11:17 AM (6o4Fb)
On Fed audit bill, 238 Republicans and 89 Democrats voted yea. 97 Democrats voted nay. The sole Republican no was Rep. Bob Turner (R-NY).
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2012 11:17 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 03:12 PM (9TTOe)
Nice. Nothing but the best for the wife!
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 25, 2012 11:18 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 25, 2012 11:19 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 03:16 PM (9TTOe)
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And...?
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 11:20 AM (K4j5s)
Posted by: Hal Burton at July 25, 2012 11:20 AM (iYvMQ)
It's only the lower classes that should be prohibited from moving around unnecessarily.
I think this is the ultimate motivation behind
HIGH. SPEED. RAIL.
For union thugs and corrupt politicos it's a way to generate a huge cash flow that they can divert.
For hard-core Reds, however, it's a way to control transportation. With a car, the proletariat can go where they want, when they want, taking what they want (e.g., goods and services). That makes it difficult/ impossible to fix prices, because the black market that arises undermines the command economy.
Solution? Control transportation. One official at a train station ("Papers, please") can easily make sure that people, goods, and services don't move unless authorized. That's why the USSR had internal passports, and why Reds here now want to get us out of our cars.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2012 11:22 AM (FiUjW)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:22 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2012 11:22 AM (bxpf3)
Posted by: lowfibass at July 25, 2012 11:22 AM (BrqlK)
Oh, Letterman is worse than any typical hypocritical Lefty.
Letterman, in all probability, has made more money being a smug asshole on NBC and CBS than Mitt Romney.
Yet Romney, whose company helped save and restructure other companies, and actually helped create wealth, who worked long hours for years, is the social criminal.
Fuck that buck-toothed nerd, Letterman. He hasn't been funny for a very long time.
Top ten reasons that Letterman isn't funny anymore:
10. He's become a smug asshole.
9. He's a condescending twit
8. He openly loathes half his potential audience
7. He's still a smug asshole
6. He boinked the intern, and his staff loathes him for it
5. He's forgotten what funny is, because all he is, is smug
4. His wife is ugly. Whatever happened to Merrill Markoe, Dave?
3. He's still a condescending twit.
2. He was always a little homely, but age has made him homelier
and the number one reason that Dave isn't funny anymore
1. Fuck you, that's why.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at July 25, 2012 11:23 AM (RFeQD)
joncelli, there are parts of Houston that are very fucking dangerous just like any large city in America. Our crime rate went up exponentially when that fucking Lib mayor had all of the criminals come over from Nawlins after Katrina.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 25, 2012 11:23 AM (mFxQX)
We can't build SHIT in the US anymore.
Posted by: © Sponge at July 25, 2012 11:23 AM (UK9cE)
Posted by: cajun carrot at July 25, 2012 11:24 AM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:26 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 25, 2012 11:27 AM (BAS5M)
Most of my joshing of Houston is light-hearted banter. I'd talk the same smack of Austin or Dallas.
A lot of these towns all suffer from the same mixture of extreme population growth over the last couple decades, mixed with a general preference by that same population for individual means of transportation (get there in my own car) over public transportation (bus, light rail, subway). So as a result, they all suffer from rush-hour traffic issues, solved over the years by TXDoT engineers, to varying degrees of success.
Houston got a big ring around it. I don't know much about it, but stories from my FIL of two-hour commutes to get West / East every day, each way, send shivers down my spine.
Austin got an upper-deck to the main highway that runs through. Which is great, because it doubled the lanes without doubling the footprint. But you'd better know well in advance whether or not you need to be "up" or "down" for your exit.
Dallas has an ever-growing network of toll-roads. The "ring" around the city, LBJ, is known as The Dallas Death Trap for two reasons. Death, and Trap.
Dallas is also the only place I am aware of that allows you to travel southbound on East Northwest Highway.
:p
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2012 11:28 AM (+hPIb)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 25, 2012 03:23 PM (mFxQX)
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And everyone else got the overflow. Many of them ended up here in OKC. Some are okay, but most are as worthless and aimless here as they were in NO.
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 11:29 AM (K4j5s)
$400M, or 2 Mitts.
http://is.gd/E9Tsy6
* The Mitt is the international unit of fascist celebrity wealth. One Mitt = $200M.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at July 25, 2012 11:29 AM (ZKzrr)
Oh, and most metro area freeways and major thoroughfares are probably 50% bridge and overpass, and 50% actually on-the-ground.
This is fine for 362 days of the year. The others involve ice. This separates the state population into two categories:
a) those who stay home and make whatever happens to be in the fridge work for meals, and
b) those who DIE.
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2012 11:32 AM (+hPIb)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:32 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2012 11:32 AM (pUAXu)
Jacksonville, FL. We have a big circle around here too, I-295. No matter where you get on it, your choice is either East or West.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 25, 2012 11:33 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2012 11:33 AM (6o4Fb)
Austin got an upper-deck to the main highway that runs through. Which is great, because it doubled the lanes without doubling the footprint. But you'd better know well in advance whether or not you need to be "up" or "down" for your exit.
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For the visiter in Austin that doesn't know the roads there, you're fucked. It's one of the most confusing cities that I've ever driven.
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 11:34 AM (K4j5s)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:34 AM (9TTOe)
Via Newsbusters
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2012 03:33 PM (6o4Fb)
Andrea, you know who hears dog whistles clearly? DOGS. What does that make you?
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 25, 2012 11:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2012 11:36 AM (4+PCd)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2012 11:37 AM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at July 25, 2012 11:38 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:38 AM (9TTOe)
Skydiver "Fearless Felix" Baumgartner has done it again.
On Wednesday, Baumgartner took another stratospheric leap, this time from an altitude of more than 18 miles - an estimated 96,640 feet, nearly three times higher than cruising jetliners. He landed safely near Roswell, N.M. His top speed was an estimated 536 mph, said Brian Utley, an official observer on site.
link at drudge
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2012 11:38 AM (8sCoq)
Since the vast majority of America aligns with Chick-fil-A values, doesn't this mean Chicago is woefully out of step with the rest of America, Mr. Mayor?
Fuck you, Rahm. How's that for disrespect?
Posted by: grognard at July 25, 2012 11:39 AM (NS2Mo)
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2012 03:36 PM (4+PCd)
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Then my hat is off to the aggies. Mission accomplished.
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 11:40 AM (K4j5s)
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2012 03:22 PM (bxpf3)
Houston got a big ring around it. I don't know much about it, but stories from my FIL of two-hour commutes to get West / East every day, each way, send shivers down my spine.
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2012 03:28 PM (+hPIb)
Houston's metro area has 4+ million IIRC. And like the big circus, we have 3 rings. Loop 610, where you can be going South on the West Loop and West on the South Loop. Beltway 8 / Sam Houston Tollway at $1.50 per segment. And under construction over the next 3 decades it seems, the Grand Parkway (TX 99). Giddyup!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 25, 2012 11:40 AM (BAS5M)
Emanuel was vowing his support for Alderman Proco MorenoÂ’s announcement that he would block construction of a Chick-fil-A restaurant in his district.
“If you are discriminating against a segment of the community, I don’t want you in the First Ward,” he told the newspaper.
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2012 03:37 PM (6o4Fb)
Because jobs are just flocking to the city. And is respecting your neighbors include gangs attacking people? Two fucking idiots.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2012 11:40 AM (1Jaio)
I would go with Rush/Countdown
Posted by: trainer at July 25, 2012 11:41 AM (IVoJS)
#1 He hasn't released his tax returns.
Happened to catch the top ten flipping through the channels and Letterman added the Romney bash completely OT to the subject.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 25, 2012 11:41 AM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at July 25, 2012 11:42 AM (GBXon)
Reid to shelf in... hey, where'd it go?Posted by: cajun carrot at July 25, 2012 11:42 AM (UZQM8)
Wednesday, Baumgartner took another stratospheric leap, this time from
an altitude of more than 18 miles - an estimated 96,640 feet, nearly
three times higher than cruising jetliners. He landed safely near
Roswell, N.M. His top speed was an estimated 536 mph, said Brian Utley,
an official observer on site.
link at drudge
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2012 03:38 PM (8sCoq)
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He didn't do that on his own.
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 11:43 AM (K4j5s)
If you want to flee Massachusetts, one of your options involves traveling North on I-93 S.
Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2012 11:43 AM (z9HTb)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2012 11:43 AM (KXm42)
how about "America! Fuck Yeah!" by World Police?
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2012 11:43 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: thunderb at July 25, 2012 11:44 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: David C. at July 25, 2012 11:44 AM (ZtMso)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:44 AM (9TTOe)
http://tinyurl.com/bqkxu46
Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 25, 2012 11:46 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 25, 2012 11:46 AM (mFxQX)
They won't eat those sammiches in the alleys, away from the innocent children.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at July 25, 2012 11:46 AM (ZKzrr)
Maybe Chick-fil-A should murder a few people.
At least then Rahm will show them some respect.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 25, 2012 11:46 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:47 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: cajun carrot at July 25, 2012 11:47 AM (UZQM8)
I used to love going to Austin, but I've grown weary of the cloying "keep Austin weird" shit. Bunch a poseurs.
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2012 11:48 AM (KXm42)
“Chick-fil-A values are not Chicago values,”
This is true. Chick-Fil-A would probably serve a delicious meal out in the street, in front of children who might get caught in the crossfire.
Chicago values would require that the meal be moved into a back-alley, where no one but the rival gangmembers from Church's would risk taking a cap in the tenders.
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2012 11:48 AM (5npD/)
Posted by: Y-not at July 25, 2012 11:49 AM (5H6zj)
Well, if you believe in the doctrine of incorporation. I don't, but they do. Nonetheless, they're probably violating their state constitution too.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 25, 2012 11:49 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: cajun carrot at July 25, 2012 03:47 PM (UZQM
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He's looking to break Kittingers record. Kittinger is one of his advisers.
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 11:49 AM (K4j5s)
The idiot acts like that's a bad thing
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2012 11:50 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Y-not at July 25, 2012 11:50 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 03:34 PM (K4j5s)
I go there as seldom as possible just for that reason. That and the roads are chock-a-blok full of the very kinds of drivers one would expect from a blue city. Hippies don't know how to drive.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 25, 2012 11:50 AM (BAS5M)
Posted by: South Side Chic Town Brothers at July 25, 2012 11:51 AM (3ZjAP)
He's trying to Break Joe Kittengers record of 102,800 ft. He will do it. Joe is a Hero in the Skydiving world because the Tech did not exsist when he did it. He was a brave MF. He should have died but he didn't. More uniquely American adventures.Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:51 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Y-not, former south sider at July 25, 2012 11:52 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Zombie Gustavo "Gus" Fring at July 25, 2012 11:52 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:53 AM (9TTOe)
This gadget is cool, but I must make a point in the interest of technical literacy.
It says "Chemical Free" at one point. Didn't ANYBODY take chemistry? Salt IS a chemical! You know - NaCl, aka "sodium chloride"?
"Anyone?... Anyone?... Bueller?... Bueuller?..."
Posted by: Optimizer at July 25, 2012 11:53 AM (As94z)
"And under construction over the next 3 decades it seems, the Grand Parkway (TX 99). "
It's a loop? Awesome. So just about the time they're finally completing it, it will start needing to widen and/or repave it.
Take another lap, TXDoT crew!
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2012 11:53 AM (5npD/)
Well, if you believe in the doctrine of incorporation. I don't, but they do. Nonetheless, they're probably violating their state constitution too.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 25, 2012 03:49 PM (T0NGe)
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Saying, "fuck you" to laws and constitutions is the Chicago way. Haven't you learned that from Baraka yet?
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 11:54 AM (K4j5s)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:54 AM (9TTOe)
Translation: "Chick-fil-A failed to conform to Chicago values when they neglected to make a 'campaign contribution' consisting of cash in a brown paper bag, discreetly passed under the table."
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 25, 2012 11:54 AM (SY2Kh)
Translation: Drop a nice big briefcase full of unmarked bills in the dumpster behind city hall and we'll have an "understanding"
Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2012 11:55 AM (Y7XKa)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 03:53 PM (9TTOe)
I think they're Pollo Tropical now.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2012 11:55 AM (v+QvA)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 11:56 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Y-not, former south sider at July 25, 2012 11:57 AM (5H6zj)
I baited the alley with Mad Dog 20-20 at lunch, so I should have a good selection to choose from.
Posted by: AoSHQ Hobo hunt master at July 25, 2012 11:57 AM (3ZjAP)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 11:58 AM (8y9MW)
It's a loop? Awesome. So just about the time they're finally completing it, it will start needing to widen and/or repave it.
Take another lap, TXDoT crew!
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2012 03:53 PM (5npD/)
More of an open loop i think, with the two open ends stopping at the Gulf of Mexico. Freeport to the south and Beaumont to the east.
Okay, i might have exaggerated. A bit.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 25, 2012 11:58 AM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 03:51 PM (9TTOe)
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Yup. This is true Americana. I'm sure the SCOAMT will find a way to shut this down before he leaves office.
Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 11:58 AM (K4j5s)
When you're skydiving from that high up, how long does it take?
Would you start to get a little bored in the middle? Maybe take a quick nap, from say 70,000' to 30,000'?
Posted by: reason at July 25, 2012 12:00 PM (5npD/)
Translation: "Chick-fil-A failed to conform to Chicago values when they neglected to make a 'campaign contribution' consisting of cash in a brown paper bag, discreetly passed under the table."
No shit! They gave me a bag full of fuckin' Chik-N-Minis!
Posted by: Blago! at July 25, 2012 12:03 PM (5npD/)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 12:06 PM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 12:08 PM (9TTOe)
Would you start to get a little bored in the middle? Maybe take a quick nap, from say 70,000' to 30,000'?
According to the article he was in free fall for 3 min 48 sec before pulling the chute. There's not much time for a nap when you're doing 500 mph.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 25, 2012 12:09 PM (SY2Kh)
According to the folks at Take Back Boystown Facebook page, armed security officers, dressed in yellow shirts and bulletproof vests, are patrolling the area.
The private security team was allegedly hired by the Northhalsted Business Alliance
We need more Chicago values like this. I'm sure Alderman (closet queen) Moreno and Tiny Dancer approve
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2012 12:10 PM (1Jaio)
“Chick-fil-A values are not Chicago values,” said Mayor Rahm Emanuel in a statement to the Chicago Tribune. They disrespect our fellow neighbors and residents.”
Not to mention bathhouse patrons.
How's that Chick-fil-A in SF coming along?
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