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September 26, 2012

Second Mention: Matt Damon's Net Movie Is Going To Be Awful
— Ace

Well, you knew that already, because most of his movies are awful.

But you might not have known the specifics of why his next movie would be awful. Apart from it containing more Matt Damon than a good film can reasonably be expected to bear.

This is special. From @benk84's morning headlines.

I broke the news that Â“Promised LandÂ” was about fracking and now I can reveal that the scriptÂ’s seen some very hasty rewriting because of real-world evidence that anti-fracking activists may be the true villains.
In courtroom after courtroom, it has been proved that anti-fracking activists have been guilty of fraud or misrepresentation.

I'm omitting the recitation of the evidence of fraud -- not because it's not important, but just because I can't quote the whole thing. Point is, the "evidence" offered by anti-frakking advocates has turned out to be fraudulent.

Worse yet, the fraud has become well known and embarrassing. So, rewrite:

These frauds and misrepresentations created huge problems for the Damon/Krasinski script[.]
So, according to sources close to the movie, theyÂ’ve come up with a solution Â— suggest that anti-fracking fraudsters are really secret agents employed by the fossil-fuel industry to discredit the environmental movement.
In the revised script, Damon exposes Krasinski as a fraud Â— only to realize that KrasinskiÂ’s character is working deep undercover for the oil industry to smear fracking opponents.

But note the revised script still has environmentalists as the good guys, and the oil companies as the bad guys. In the previous script, the oil guys were doing horrible things (frakking) and the good environmentalists were standing up them.

In the new script, the oil guys are doing horrible things -- creating a fraudulent "frakking" narrative for the environmentalists to seize upon and thereby discredit themselves -- and the environmentalists are the would-be victims of this nefarious subterfuge. Still the good guys.

As Gabe wrote about: The scripts in Hollywood and storylines in the press may change day-to-day, but the Designated Villains are always the same.

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1 first?

Posted by: tofer732 at September 26, 2012 09:28 AM (2zM0P)

2 I surprised that they didn't find a way to work octogenarian Nazis into the plot.

Posted by: toby928© at September 26, 2012 09:29 AM (QupBk)

3 Hit Matt Damon with one of your movie reviews. That'll show him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2012 09:29 AM (u82oZ)

4 He's also in Blomkamp's Elysium. I'll give that one a shot, solely on the strenght of District 9.

Posted by: Filthy Scandi Snowbilly at September 26, 2012 09:29 AM (ffLXQ)

5 Teachers everywhere will be showing this to students, assuming it is true.

Posted by: MJ at September 26, 2012 09:29 AM (TR60b)

6 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 26, 2012 09:29 AM (8y9MW)

7 I need a bumper-sticker that says "I love fossil fuels."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 26, 2012 09:30 AM (8y9MW)

8 So this exonerates the actual fracking?

Posted by: toby928© at September 26, 2012 09:30 AM (QupBk)

9 ICYMI: Matt Damon's Net Movie Is Going To Be Awful

The movie is so bad they're going to release it direct to Netflix?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 26, 2012 09:30 AM (4WhSY)

10 What is ICYMI?

Posted by: logprof at September 26, 2012 09:31 AM (V/U0X)

Man. And I LIKED John Krasinski, too.

This sounds like the most boring movie since... well, whatever last came out at the box office. Why does H-wood think anyone would be interested in yet ANOTHER movie about some kind of environmental intrigue? At least "Erin Brokovich" gave the guys some eye candy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 26, 2012 09:31 AM (4df7R)

If you think his movies are bad, you should see him trying to tap a keg.

Bless his heart.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2012 09:31 AM (i7cDO)

13 Needs more muppets.

Matt's not a muppet is he?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 26, 2012 09:32 AM (Qxdfp)

14 Obama up 6 again in the Gallup tracking poll. That poll sure moves around alot for a 7 day moving average. Also has Obama +8 in approval rating, which is hard to believe.

Posted by: tofer732 at September 26, 2012 09:32 AM (2zM0P)

15 Does the movie have stuff blowing up? And teh boobehs? Neekkid boobehs? If no, I will not go see it.

Posted by: CUS at September 26, 2012 09:32 AM (84pE9)

16 Leave MATT DAMON alone! He was pretty good in Team America.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at September 26, 2012 09:32 AM (SDkq3)

17 Do the oil/fracking people have Jewish surnames?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2012 09:32 AM (+tqYo)

18 So this exonerates the actual fracking?

The actual fracking (frakking?) has been exonerated for quite some time. It's almost like the natural gas companies believe in the axiom "Don't shit where you sleep," or something.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 26, 2012 09:32 AM (8y9MW)

19 The news that Matt Damon's still alive has rocked my world!

Posted by: Pete at September 26, 2012 09:32 AM (W2qJe)

20 When he first heard-- "frakking" he thought it was about Bah-ston--and reproducing.

Posted by: tasker at September 26, 2012 09:32 AM (r2PLg)

21 And next up? Float the theory that the IPCC IS really controlled by Big Oil and the MidEasts OPEC... all in an effort to make environmentalists look bad!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2012 09:32 AM (lZBBB)

22 in case you missed it

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 26, 2012 09:32 AM (Qxdfp)

23 ICYMI = In Case You Missed It

Posted by: Will Never Vote For a dhimmocrat at September 26, 2012 09:32 AM (kXoT0)

24 In the new script, the oil guys are doing horrible things -- creating a fraudulent "frakking" narrative for the environmentalists to seize upon and thereby discredit themselves -- and the environmentalists are the would-be victims of this nefarious subterfuge. Still the good guys. So ... Damon is really an undercover conservative writing this incredibly shitty and ridiculous script of lies in a false flag operation designed to discredit the left? Those sneaky conservatives ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2012 09:32 AM (X3lox)

25 >>>Hit Matt Damon with one of your movie reviews. That'll show him. I already did with The Adjustment Bureau. It seemed only to encourage him. "ICYMI" is In Case You Missed It. Because Ben already posted this. But it's so awesome I wanted to push it more.

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2012 09:33 AM (LCRYB)

26 Better film idea for Matt Damon. A horror story: "THE GODSON... of Howard Zinn"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2012 09:33 AM (+tqYo)

27 Matt... Damon....

Posted by: Matt Damon at September 26, 2012 09:33 AM (lZBBB)

28 11 Man. And I LIKED John Krasinski, too. This sounds like the most boring movie since... well, whatever last came out at the box office. Why does H-wood think anyone would be interested in yet ANOTHER movie about some kind of environmental intrigue? At least "Erin Brokovich" gave the guys some eye candy. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 26, 2012 01:31 PM (4df7R) --I like Jon K. too, but most of his movies have been bombs to be honest (alas, same for Rainn Wilson and I like him even more than JK). I heard Away We Go was pretty good, but nevertheless pretty much limited to arthouse box office.

Posted by: logprof at September 26, 2012 09:33 AM (V/U0X)

29 Next, Meryl Streep plays a deep cover operative for Big Boob that attempts to discredit the FDA with bogus evidence linking silicone implants to cancer. Undercover II: The Enbiggening

Posted by: toby928© at September 26, 2012 09:33 AM (QupBk)

30 My money says the next rewrite will add ghey vampires.

Posted by: Cicero at September 26, 2012 09:33 AM (QKKT0)

31 You know--something he might actually have some knowledge about.

Posted by: tasker at September 26, 2012 09:33 AM (r2PLg)

32 MATT DAMON!

Posted by: MATT DAMON at September 26, 2012 09:34 AM (V/U0X)

33 This movie is itself a false flag to discredit green Hollywood. Wheels within wheels within a shit script. Up is down. Left is right. The only constant is that Matt Damon can't act.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at September 26, 2012 09:34 AM (SzAZ7)

34 Sadly, the only movie I do remember him from was Team America.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 26, 2012 09:34 AM (Qxdfp)

True or false, like "An Inconvenient Truth", teachers will show this to students.

The mini-truth of frakking (good or bad) does not largely matter.

The meta-truth from them is that Business is Bad and the noble environmentalists/activists/populists are good. And the union teachers are arbiters of truth. Yeah, right.

This "meta-truth" is the one that stays with the kids for years after they leave school. Some shed it early, some later, some never.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch (fake Internet person) writes.... at September 26, 2012 09:34 AM (RFeQD)

36 It's good to know the guy we all loved in The Office is just another fucking moonbat.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2012 09:35 AM (gA69l)

37 Good grief.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 26, 2012 09:35 AM (Iyg03)

38 Obligatory: http://youtu.be/PajyQrpu26I

Posted by: MATT! DAMON! at September 26, 2012 09:35 AM (V/U0X)

39 If you think his movies are bad, you should see him trying to tap a keg.
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I heard he was a butt chugger.

Posted by: CUS at September 26, 2012 09:35 AM (84pE9)

40 Do the oil/fracking people have Jewish surnames?

If they don't, bet on their lawyers having them.

"ICYMI" is In Case You Missed It. Because Ben already posted this. But it's so awesome I wanted to push it more.

What happened to "it's not a double post, it's a reframing?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 26, 2012 09:35 AM (8y9MW)

41 Another movie I will never see.

Posted by: USA at September 26, 2012 09:36 AM (RIg+t)

42 Top 3 "No Shit" Lines 2012: 1. Muslims will be pissed about this. 2. Facebook stock is overvalued. 3. Matt Damon's next movie will suck.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2012 09:36 AM (iAUf+)

43 Why not do one more re-write where the big govt statists are the bad guys and will stop at nothing to push for regulation, including taking over environmental groups?

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 26, 2012 09:36 AM (Iyg03)

44 Matt Damon's Net Movie Is Going To Be Awful

Yeah, didn't see that coming.

Will not see anything from Damon or his cock-biting twin AFFLACK.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 26, 2012 09:36 AM (CdCPN)

45 Matt Damon has gotten by for years on the fact that he's a better actor than Ben Affleck.

Posted by: Cicero at September 26, 2012 09:36 AM (QKKT0)

46 >>>Obama up 6 again in the Gallup tracking poll. That poll sure moves around alot for a 7 day moving average. Also has Obama +8 in approval rating, which is hard to believe. I just saw that. Awful, of course. But Gallup is *still* polling RVs.

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2012 09:37 AM (LCRYB)

47 Matt Damon has gotten by for years on the fact that he's a better actor than Ben Affleck.
---
No fair. Low bar.

Posted by: CUS at September 26, 2012 09:37 AM (84pE9)

48 Only Brian Dennehy can save this film.

Posted by: toby928© at September 26, 2012 09:37 AM (QupBk)

Posted by: toby928Â© at September 26, 2012 01:33 PM (QupBk)

Nope, out next big project will show that Making DDT illegal was all part of the Pesticide industies plot to kill Millions and Millions people of color!

Posted by: Matt Damon at September 26, 2012 09:37 AM (lZBBB)

50 These frauds and misrepresentations created huge problems for the Damon/Krasinski script[.]

I guess there's a first time for everything. I don't expect it will happen again.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ chants the obvious at September 26, 2012 09:37 AM (/kI1Q)

51 I hope that the trailer for this movie doesn't end up on Youtube because it might lead to more unrest in the Middle East. If that were to happen, Kal Penn might have teh ghey sex with a Muslim man in the White House.

Posted by: MrCaniac at September 26, 2012 09:37 AM (pnIuS)

52 45 Matt Damon has gotten by for years on the fact that he's a better actor than Ben Affleck.

That's like saying you're a hotter actress than Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2012 09:37 AM (gA69l)

53 Went to see Lawless this past weekend and it was really good. The Chicago gangsters did not fare well agin the Virginny moonshiners....

Posted by: Will Never Vote For a dhimmocrat at September 26, 2012 09:38 AM (kXoT0)

54 45 Matt Damon has gotten by for years on the fact that he's a better actor than Ben Affleck. Posted by: Cicero at September 26, 2012 01:36 PM (QKKT0) __________ Speaking of Ben Affleck I bet you Team Obama wishes there wasn't a 1979 Embassy screw up movie coming out...

Posted by: tasker at September 26, 2012 09:38 AM (r2PLg)

55 36 It's good to know the guy we all loved in The Office is just another fucking moonbat. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2012 01:35 PM (gA69l) --Ivy League education [shrug]: What'd ya expect? I'd rather not know what someone's politics are but sometimes chosen scripts or roles are dead giveaways. Ed Helms and Steven Carrell don't talk politics much but both were former Colbert cast members so take from that what you will. . . .

Posted by: MATT! DAMON! at September 26, 2012 09:38 AM (V/U0X)

56 He's Fabulous!

Posted by: Film Actors Guild at September 26, 2012 09:38 AM (4vR2P)

Yeah, Matt Damon and that commie-fucker Howard Zinn.

It's things like Matt Damon's affection and adoration for Howard Zinn that makes me want Matt Damon to have a serious disfiguring industrial accident somewhere.

Howard Zinn is dead, but his lies and his putrid book live on after him.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch (fake Internet person) writes.... at September 26, 2012 09:38 AM (RFeQD)

58 I would love to see a remake of "Saving Private Ryan" where President Truman sends out a squad of Army infantryman to take Matt Damon back to Europe and leave him there.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2012 09:39 AM (iAUf+)

This is OT, but has anyone checked Matt Yglesias's Twitter feed today? He promised to Tweet about pork today, in honor of Yom Kippur, ecause he's a fuckfaced asshole. I'd like to know if he's followed through on his promise, or if he wussed out like a pussy. I can't get to Twitter from work, though.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 26, 2012 09:39 AM (4df7R)

60 You gotta admit that it takes balls to say that your own lies are proof that the other guy can't be trusted. They get you either way: Either they have "scienfitic proof" to show they are right, or they're lies are offered as "proof" that the other guys are evil. Head we win; tails you loose. The sad thing is that the brainwashed public skool educated youth will buy into this crap. This will not end well...

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 26, 2012 09:39 AM (XvHmy)

61 That's like saying you're a hotter actress than Maggie Gyllenhaal. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2012 01:37 PM (gA69l)

Exactly, in a race to decide who was prettier and sexier between Maggie and Sarah Jessica Parker, they would both tie for dead last. They both have noses that belong on Mrs. Potato Head.

Posted by: Will Never Vote For a dhimmocrat at September 26, 2012 09:39 AM (kXoT0)

62 In the 80's, I was a member of the Sierra Club... because I loved camping, hiking, and, you know, nature. I wanted to know about camping techniques, places to go, and maybe meet with other nature lovers. And I was responsible, and I wanted to know the best ways to leave a small footprint and little or no evidence I had been there. I also wanted to see what others had to say about placed I'd been and places I thought I might like to go.

It turned into frakking raving lunatic haven.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 26, 2012 09:39 AM (Iyg03)

63 Oh I forgot it has the *kiss of Ben Affleck* no one will see it. SAFE!!

Posted by: tasker at September 26, 2012 09:39 AM (r2PLg)

64 Force students to eat their lunch or watch the movie. Catch 22 right there...

Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 26, 2012 09:39 AM (71LDo)

65 Who is Matt Damon

As for the eco-scum, everything they have ever came out with was a lie and fraudulent, including the two items that started the scam, Love Canal and Silent Spring.

Posted by: Vic at September 26, 2012 09:40 AM (YdQQY)

66 /Hollytard sock

Posted by: logprof at September 26, 2012 09:40 AM (V/U0X)

67 This will not end well... It will end in the $4 bin at Walmart.

Posted by: toby928© at September 26, 2012 09:40 AM (QupBk)

68 I would make the chemtrails joke but these are the people who actually believe it. It can never, ever, ever be that they are wrong, it's always a conspiracy, man. After all, they want to protect the Earth and that's a Good Thing so they can't be the bad guys who are wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD is on Team Alice at September 26, 2012 09:40 AM (VtjlW)

69 "Gone baby gone" was good, IMHO. Stopped clock, etc

Posted by: concerned newbie concern troll at September 26, 2012 09:41 AM (Dll6b)

70 62 In the 80's, I was a member of the Sierra Club... because I loved camping, hiking, and, you know, nature. I wanted to know about camping techniques, places to go, and maybe meet with other nature lovers. And I was responsible, and I wanted to know the best ways to leave a small footprint and little or no evidence I had been there. I also wanted to see what others had to say about placed I'd been and places I thought I might like to go. It turned into frakking raving lunatic haven. Posted by: rdbrewer at September 26, 2012 01:39 PM (Iyg03) --Guess what? A lot of environazis think the Sierra Club is a sell-out and too soft!

Posted by: logprof at September 26, 2012 09:41 AM (V/U0X)

71 It will end in the $4 bin at Walmart.

Posted by: toby928Â© at September 26, 2012 01:40 PM (QupBk)

Where it will languish until they give it away free with soft drinks at the soda stand,.

Posted by: Vic at September 26, 2012 09:41 AM (YdQQY)

72 If fracking were bad, the states that have been doing it for decades would be reaping the problems from it. They are not.

Posted by: Will Never Vote For a dhimmocrat at September 26, 2012 09:41 AM (kXoT0)

73 This just seems incomprehensible to me.

Unless we are prepared to revert to a more primitive way of life, we are going to need an ever increasing amount of usable energy.

The only proven and reliable energy sources are Hydrocarbons, Coal and Nuclear, THAT IS IT.

Where do these bozos think the energy that powers their Tesla's and Volts comes from?

Where do the think the energy that powers their 50,000 sqft mansions comes from?

These people are maniacs!!!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at September 26, 2012 09:42 AM (06lNq)

74 actually, having John Krasinski play a secret bad guy would be pretty cool. But it's still a shit-sounding movie.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 26, 2012 09:42 AM (4df7R)

75 SQUIRREL!!1! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdm6Fb65K0E

Posted by: The Sex Poodle at September 26, 2012 09:42 AM (XvHmy)

76 Sadly, the only movie I do remember him from was Team America.

That was his best performance yet.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ munching a Mega Mooby Burger at September 26, 2012 09:42 AM (/kI1Q)

77 71 It will end in the $4 bin at Walmart. Posted by: toby928Â© at September 26, 2012 01:40 PM (QupBk) Where it will languish until they give it away free with soft drinks at the soda stand,. Posted by: Vic at September 26, 2012 01:41 PM (YdQQY) --I've seen DVDs in the Dollar Tree. I wonder how much of it is simply people watching on Netflix or pirating. In Bruges was one of the $1 DVDs and I thought it was pretty damn good.

Posted by: logprof at September 26, 2012 09:43 AM (V/U0X)

78 Exactly, in a race to decide who was prettier and sexier between Maggie and Sarah Jessica Parker, they would both tie for dead last. They both have noses that belong on Mrs. Potato Head.

Maggie has a 20-year old body and a 60-year old face. *shudders*

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2012 09:43 AM (gA69l)

What a pity.

Let's all go see the new Clint movie.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 26, 2012 09:43 AM (y2Ojs)

80 Still waiting for "The King of Atgeld Gardens."

Posted by: boniface ballers at September 26, 2012 09:43 AM (l3RZ9)

81 Yeah, I'm sick of the same old story lines where the insurance company, the oil company, the hospital, etc., are the bad guys. I've had it with Tosh 2.0, too.

Posted by: Redd at September 26, 2012 09:43 AM (guxHP)

82 45 Matt Damon has gotten by for years on the fact that he's a better actor than Ben Affleck. Spot on, sir.

Posted by: Bane at September 26, 2012 09:43 AM (HgX7i)

83 These people are maniacs!!!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at September 26, 2012 01:42 PM (06lNq)

Largely they believe all these regulations they write will not apply to them. And they would be right.

Posted by: Vic at September 26, 2012 09:43 AM (YdQQY)

84 Where do these bozos think the energy that powers their Tesla's and Volts comes from?

Gaia wills it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ munching a Mega Mooby Burger at September 26, 2012 09:43 AM (/kI1Q)

85 In Bruges is pretty damn good--one of the best midget killings evah!!

Posted by: tasker at September 26, 2012 09:44 AM (r2PLg)

86 Unless we are prepared to revert to a more primitive way of life, we are going to need an ever increasing amount of usable energy.

Bingo. In the coming socialist paradise, Obama's brother won't be the only one living in a mud hut.

Posted by: Cicero at September 26, 2012 09:44 AM (QKKT0)

87 At least "Erin Brokovich" gave the guys some eye candy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 26, 2012 01:31 PM (4df7R)

You rang?

Posted by: Barack "Eye Candy" Obama at September 26, 2012 09:44 AM (xAtAj)

88 45 Matt Damon has gotten by for years on the fact that he's a better actor than Ben Affleck.

Spot on, sir.

I totally disagree with that.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 26, 2012 09:44 AM (Iyg03)

89 Will EvilCorpÂ™ be the bad guys again?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 26, 2012 09:44 AM (t8QfJ)

You know, I ALMOST want this movie to get made JUST so the Rifftrax guys can riff it. Because that would be HILARIOUS.

I've debated trying my own hand at riffing "The Day After Tomorrow," but I just can't get past the first half hour without screaming at the TV screen, "JUST DIE, GYLLENHAL! JUST DIE!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 26, 2012 09:44 AM (4df7R)

91 You know, a long time back, after Titanic I used to think of Leonardo DeCaprio as a talentless pretty boy hack; Until I saw Matt Daemon in a movie.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 26, 2012 09:44 AM (0q2P7)

92 Matt Damon ha? Hey I bet he could play Akhmedasmallshit in a movie. I mean they are both short, stupid and ugly.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2012 09:44 AM (j1gX1)

Unless we are prepared to revert to a more primitive way of life, we are going to need an ever increasing amount of usable energy.

Which is why I call progressives "regressives."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 26, 2012 09:45 AM (4df7R)

94 No one will see it, but it's now a shoe-in for at least 3 Academy Award nominations.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2012 09:45 AM (XDfSm)

95 Meanwhile I had to go to 3 bagel stores to get the exact right bagels for my wife. Ya know not any bagel will do it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2012 09:45 AM (j1gX1)

96 Oil executives are all racists and beat their wives.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 26, 2012 09:45 AM (F3nFt)

97 "Richard Dreyfuss is on Line 1. He wants in."

Posted by: CJ at September 26, 2012 09:45 AM (9KqcB)

@65 "As for the eco-scum, everything they have ever came out with was a lie and fraudulent, including the two items that started the scam, Love Canal and Silent Spring."

Ah, Rachel Carson and Silent Spring: Killing poor foreign brown people in miserable, torturous ways for 50 years.

She must be so proud.

Posted by: Jaws at September 26, 2012 09:46 AM (4I3Uo)

99 The villains be named - Ritt Momney, Mr. Bain, C.A.P. Italism, Koche Brothers, F. News

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2012 09:46 AM (1Jaio)

100

So, according to sources close to the movie, theyÂ’ve come up with a solution Â— suggest that anti-fracking fraudsters are really secret agents employed by the fossil-fuel industry to discredit the environmental movement.

So they're taking the South Park episode idea that the 9/11 conspiracy peddlers are actually government agents and thought it would be good for a drama.

Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at September 26, 2012 09:46 AM (GULKT)

101 The movie is so bad, it will be released straight to bootleg.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 26, 2012 09:46 AM (px66F)

102 Where do these bozos think the energy that powers their Tesla's and Volts comes from?

Unicorns directly deposit their farts into Volts and Teslas magically empowering them to run forever for free!!

Posted by: Will Never Vote For a dhimmocrat at September 26, 2012 09:47 AM (kXoT0)

103 Where it will languish until they give it away free with soft drinks at the soda stand

Oooh! Shiny coasters!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ munching a Mega Mooby Burger at September 26, 2012 09:47 AM (/kI1Q)

104 35 The meta-truth from them is that Business is Bad and the noble environmentalists/activists/populists are good. And the union teachers are arbiters of truth. Yeah, right. I do a Snoopy dance when a "noble environmentalist/noble mentalist" gets eaten by a polar bear because they thought they were cute & cuddly and not seal burger eaters. Does that make me a bad person? Because if so, oh well.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2012 09:47 AM (GFM2b)

105 I need a bumper-sticker that says "I love fossil fuels."

Wouldn't that be a bit redundant for anything but an electric car charged by a non-fossil fuel power plant?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 26, 2012 09:47 AM (SY2Kh)

106 Damn it Dinnerjacket is doing the speech today, isn't he? I'll take the Canadians for the walk! The rest of you can bet on UN Ambassador Rice-- will she or won't she...

Posted by: tasker at September 26, 2012 09:47 AM (r2PLg)

107 The movie is so bad, it will be released straight to bootleg.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 26, 2012 01:46 PM (px66F)

It will be the only pirated movie on bittorrent with absolutely zero downloads.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 26, 2012 09:48 AM (4df7R)

108 Needs more muppets. Matt's not a muppet is he? Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 26, 2012 01:32 PM (Qxdfp) We all know it's not easy being green.

Posted by: Bill H at September 26, 2012 09:48 AM (3sZO1)

109 Wait, so if - in the movie - frakking isn't bad; why are environmentalists against it in the first place? And why would the industry need to smear environmentalists over it?

For fun?

Posted by: lorien1973 at September 26, 2012 09:48 AM (mcWHD)

110 Do the oil/fracking people have Jewish surnames?
Jed Clampetstein.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2012 09:48 AM (vDl/w)

111 This is OT, but has anyone checked Matt Yglesias's Twitter feed today? He promised to Tweet about pork today, in honor of Yom Kippur, ecause he's a fuckfaced asshole. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 26, 2012 01:39 PM (4df7R) Meh. Who gives a shit what he writes about or when? I'm offended that he writes, at all, but this attempt to "offend Judaism" is pretty friggin laughable. Even his announcement to try to offend Judaism is laughable since he seems to think that it means something. I don't care what people think about my beliefs. They're my beliefs. It would be nice if Yglesias would just stop writing about everything, though, and self-deport. That would be kind of cool and very productive.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2012 09:48 AM (X3lox)

112

They aren't maniacs, but they are spoiled children in adult bodies (which may be the same thing, for all intents and purposes).

The electricity has always come out of the plug in the wall, and always will, except when it doesn't, and then, like spoiled children, they will scream about it. And then demand that THE GOVERNMENT BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! RIGHT NOW!

And your government is doing something, in the form of the EPA. Shutting down ~ 36,000 MW of coal fired electrical generation. For the planet, the polar bears, and to start lowering the rising oceans. Or some kind of twaddle like that.

You'd think they would be thanking Obama. Already.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch (fake Internet person) writes.... at September 26, 2012 09:48 AM (RFeQD)

113
I do a Snoopy dance when a "noble environmentalist/noble mentalist" gets eaten by a polar bear because they thought they were cute & cuddly and not seal burger eaters.
Does that make me a bad person? Because if so, oh well.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2012 01:47 PM (GFM2b)

Like that idiot hippy who wanted to go live in the Alaskan wilderness and ended up dying of exposure because he was an idiot hippy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 26, 2012 09:48 AM (4df7R)

114 Meanwhile I had to go to 3 bagel stores to get the exact right bagels for my wife. Ya know not any bagel will do it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2012 01:45 PM (j1gX1)

LOL, is she pregnant?

Posted by: Vic at September 26, 2012 09:49 AM (YdQQY)

115

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 26, 2012 01:39 PM (Iyg03)

Yep, me too.... I still pick up trash when I see it....

Ever see the results of an ELF protest? Place is TRASHED!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2012 09:49 AM (lZBBB)

116 Last week I saw an I Cycle bumpersticker, on a Suburban.

Posted by: toby928© at September 26, 2012 09:49 AM (QupBk)

117 "In Brugge" was a really good film. The alcoves...

Posted by: concerned newbie concern troll at September 26, 2012 09:49 AM (Dll6b)

118 Rachel Carson can be so proud of the following:

Malaria killing 3rd Worlders
Bedbug epidemic worldwide
Chagas, which is coming across the border with our undocumented workers

Posted by: Will Never Vote For a dhimmocrat at September 26, 2012 09:49 AM (kXoT0)

119

>>I need a bumper-sticker that says "I love fossil fuels."

Save a Salmon, Crash Into a Volt!

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2012 09:50 AM (i7cDO)

120

Meh. Who gives a shit what he writes about or when? I'm offended that he writes, at all, but this attempt to "offend Judaism" is pretty friggin laughable. Even his announcement to try to offend Judaism is laughable since he seems to think that it means something.

Ah, but that's the beauty of it. I want to be able to point and laugh at him. Admittedly I could do that anyway, but it's more fun this way.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 26, 2012 09:50 AM (4df7R)

121 Damn it Dinnerjacket is doing the speech today, isn't he? I'll take the Canadians for the walk! The rest of you can bet on UN Ambassador Rice-- will she or won't she... Posted by: tasker at September 26, 2012 01:47 PM (r2PLg) He spoke and no we were not in attendance

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2012 09:50 AM (j1gX1)

122 If Matt Damon was running the Romney campaign, Romney would be winning, wingnuts!

Posted by: Reality Greg at September 26, 2012 09:50 AM (1Y+hH)

123 If they can figure out an angle that implicates a military officer as one of the bad guys, they'll have hit the Hollywood Evil Corporation / Oil / Military Industrial Complex villain trifecta.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 26, 2012 09:50 AM (SY2Kh)

124 Unless we are prepared to revert to a more primitive way of life, we are going to need an ever increasing amount of usable energy.Posted by: General Woundwort

But, dear comrade, some animals are more equal than others. Some are just natural-born leaders who have the intellect and wisdom to guide us along the righteous path of never-ending revolution. Those dedicated individuals will have to bear the burden of having a little more than the rest of us, you see.

And by a little more I mean a lot.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 26, 2012 09:50 AM (CdCPN)

125 Where it will languish until they give it away free with soft drinks at the soda stand,.

Posted by: Vic at September 26, 2012 01:41 PM (YdQQY)

But, only a small one if you live in New York

Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2012 09:50 AM (JI+T4)

126 Anadromous Fish Against Electric Vehicles

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2012 09:50 AM (i7cDO)

127 LOL, is she pregnant? Posted by: Vic at September 26, 2012 01:49 PM (YdQQY) No, just a woman. ( Ducking)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2012 09:51 AM (j1gX1)

128 This publication which you can download for free has a lot of stuff about these scams.

http://is.gd/NK0W8h

Posted by: Vic at September 26, 2012 09:51 AM (YdQQY)

129 In Bruges is pretty damn good--one of the best midget killings evah!! Posted by: tasker at September 26, 2012 01:44 PM (r2PLg) Eh. The midget death in The Big Bang was much better. "He was a white dwarf who went supernova."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2012 09:51 AM (X3lox)

130

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 26, 2012 01:47 PM (SY2Kh)

I want a bumper sticker that says...

"Stick your Solar Power Credits Where the Sun Don't Shine!"

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2012 09:51 AM (lZBBB)

131 Fucktard Roger Simon puts out a hit piece on R/R and then says it is 'satire.' Well, that's all well and good, until you have the 47 percent with their head up their asses believing it. http://tinyurl.com/9r97b7v

Posted by: RWC at September 26, 2012 09:51 AM (fWAjv)

132 I don't get it - if fracking was bad - there would be no need for environmentalist to use fake studies by oil companies meant to discredit environmentalists - they could just do their own non secret oil company studies and find the bad things fracking causes. huge hole in the plot.

Posted by: realityman at September 26, 2012 09:51 AM (obXkJ)

133 If only Dan Rather had thought of this strategy during the 2004 election.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 26, 2012 09:51 AM (3zV6k)

134 will she or won't she... Posted by: tasker at September 26, 2012 01:47 PM (r2PLg) He spoke and no we were not in attendance Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2012 01:50 PM (j1gX1) _________________ Damn it--I missed it? I hate living on the Left Coast!

Posted by: tasker at September 26, 2012 09:51 AM (r2PLg)

135
Wouldn't that be a bit redundant for anything but an electric car charged by a non-fossil fuel power plant?

Well, yes, but it's a sentiment which bears repeating.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 26, 2012 09:52 AM (8y9MW)

136 Hollywood people are like Kim Jong Il. They are completely isolated from any real world results of their decisions. Matt Damon wants to make a left-wing movie? Sure! It'll bomb badly, but he'll still get those huge paychecks.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 26, 2012 09:52 AM (i0App)

137 maybe they can do like they did with that Demi Moore stripper movie and turn it into a comedy. Moochelle can play the President.

Posted by: mallfly at September 26, 2012 09:52 AM (bJm7W)

138 Is Matt Damon going to get a "raging clue" before he discovers that the environmentalist is actually involved in conspiracy.

Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at September 26, 2012 09:52 AM (GULKT)

139 "Yeah, Matt Damon and that commie-fucker Howard Zinn." This was far and away the funniest part about Good Will Hunting for me--when Matt Damon trumps the Harvard kid in quoting Howard Zinn. Even at Harvard with its idealogical bent, no one would spend time memorizing Howard Zinn. The guy's not A.J.P. Taylor. He's not Thomas Macaulay. No one but committed liberals spends time reading him, much less quoting him and expecting that to win an argument. If I happened to be in the bar when this scene occurred, instead of being impressed, I would have just busted out laughing and started making fun of both of them for even bothering to read the guy.

Posted by: AD at September 26, 2012 09:52 AM (xKIFX)

140 I always had a pet theory that the movie/recording industry hates businesses and corporations because they assume other fields of business are as sleazy as they themselves are. Projection, in other words.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 26, 2012 09:52 AM (t8QfJ)

141 135 When Ahmadinejad talks about "wiping Israel off the map," he means demographically. Which is perfectly reasonable of course. Posted by: Department of Nuance at September 26, 2012 01:51 PM (60GaT) ________________ There are times when I want to beat the snot outta Allah Pundit-- he doesn't "get" walking out. As if Israel and other sane countries should dignify/legitimize a speech by sitting passive and paying attention.

Posted by: tasker at September 26, 2012 09:53 AM (r2PLg)

142 Matt Damon's Net Movie Deadliest Catch: The Motion Picture ? The Perfect Storm 2: Search & Recovery ? Jaws 5 ?

Posted by: Gran at September 26, 2012 09:54 AM (mw0FO)

143

Dear Hollyweird: You will make tons more money if you stick to entertaining rather than preaching.

That is all.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2012 09:54 AM (BAS5M)

144 Wait, so if - in the movie - frakking isn't bad; why are environmentalists against it in the first place? And why would the industry need to smear environmentalists over it?

For fun?

Because fossil fuels = bad
Government subsidized and controlled "renewable" energy = good

That's all you need to know. And no, "green energy" that lacks government involvement doesn't count as the good kind.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 26, 2012 09:55 AM (SY2Kh)

145 Gigli 2: The Giggling

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 26, 2012 09:55 AM (t8QfJ)

146 US to boycott Iran leader's speech at UN summit (AFP) Â– 3 hours ago UNITED NATIONS Â— The United States on Wednesday slammed "repulsive slurs" against Israel by Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and said it would boycott his speech at the UN General Assembly. Ahmadinejad, whose country faces growing pressure over its nuclear program, is one of the most high-profile speakers at the UN summit on Wednesday. He has made a series of comments attacking Israel and the West while in New York. "Over the past couple of days, we've seen Mr. Ahmadinejad once again use his trip to the UN not to address the legitimate aspirations of the Iranian people but to instead spout paranoid theories and repulsive slurs against Israel," said Erin Pelton, spokeswoman of the US mission to the United Nations, "It's particularly unfortunate that Mr. Ahmadinejad will have the platform of the UN General Assembly on Yom Kippur, which is why the United States has decided not to attend," Pelton added. For informational purposes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2012 09:55 AM (j1gX1)

147

What bullshit. The oil service companies have been fracking for 60 fucking years. I've fracked many many wells myself as a Halliburton operator. No problems for years and years and now, all of a sudden, Fracking BAD!

Fucking imbeciles.

Posted by: maddogg at September 26, 2012 09:55 AM (OlN4e)

148 Wow... Didn't realize fraking was such a huge issue these days... Don't have cable but was watching Rizzoli and Isles (?) last week on vacation and they we up against a former blackwater type team illegally fracking outside Boston and killing to cover it up... Talk about mashing together the usual suspects in a villan ... I'm not missing cable at all

Posted by: Burnitup at September 26, 2012 09:55 AM (+IPd1)

149

I used to have a picture I snapped of a liberal friends bookshelf (schoolteacher)

Howard Zinn books sandwiched betweed, 'The Lorax' and , 'Oh, The Places You'll Go.'.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2012 09:55 AM (i7cDO)

150 Rachel Carson can be so proud of the following:

West Nile outbreaks in the US.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 26, 2012 09:55 AM (8y9MW)

151 you know what was really awful? The packer's offense Monday night Hahahahaha

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 26, 2012 09:56 AM (3A7PP)

152 There was a Jack Benny joke that one of his movies was so bad it was only shown in funeral homes and the corpses got up and walked out on it. I suspect this movie may have that happen

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2012 09:56 AM (1Jaio)

153 Jed Clampetstein. Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2012 01:48 PM (vDl/w) And now I can imagine the Beverly Hillbillies as directed by Mel Brooks. OY!

Posted by: Bill H at September 26, 2012 09:56 AM (3sZO1)

154

Speaking of preaching....

What's the deal with that new movie..."The Master"?

It's apparently about Scientology, right?

So, is it pro-scientology or against?

Posted by: wheatie at September 26, 2012 09:56 AM (l5RhJ)

155 It insists upon itself.

Posted by: eleven at September 26, 2012 09:57 AM (KXm42)

156 So, is it pro-scientology or against? Posted by: wheatie at September 26, 2012 01:56 PM (l5RhJ) Against, I think. There was an uproar within the Scientology community about it.

Posted by: ErikW at September 26, 2012 09:59 AM (4agsF)

157 I like "The Talented Mr. Ripley" - just watched it again last night. He's perfectly creepy.

Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2012 10:00 AM (wAhNv)

158 Well, it seems to be going down in flames, but- if there ever was a moron-friendly movie playing at your local cinema, it would have to be- DREDD 3D Excellent action, excellent story, the best use of 3D I've ever seen in a movie. And a movie in which each character is defined by their actions and choices, just the way movies are supposed to work. See it on the biggest screen you can before it goes away. Or, you know, wait for Sorkin to squeeze out his next crap-filled, libtard gabfest....whatevs....

Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2012 10:01 AM (54vf8)

159

161....Against, I think. There was an uproar within the Scientology community about it.

Hah. ...Cool.

It's not even in theaters yet.

Posted by: wheatie at September 26, 2012 10:01 AM (l5RhJ)

160 I always had a pet theory that the movie/recording industry hates businesses and corporations because they assume other fields of business are as sleazy as they themselves are.

The guy who played Vader in Return of the Jedi has never gotten any residuals because Lucasfilms claims the movie has never made a profit.

http://is.gd/CW6Biv

So yeah, imagine how evil corporations with profits must be....

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at September 26, 2012 10:01 AM (/kI1Q)

161 One of my pet peeves is that business is portrayed as evil. Big business, be it big oil, big French fry, Big Gulp, will lie, cheat, steal, and kill their own customers. In reality, it is leftist institutions that truly cheat their customers. Big Entertainment makes a fortune selling their customers music and movies that preach bad conduct that ruins the lives of people who believe it. Big Journalism sells you lies as the truth. Big Ivy charges a fortune to teach liberal arts that makes you understand less about the real world than you did before you started. Then there's Big Government. They lie to you so they can steal from. But it's those fracking frackers who frack who must be demonized.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 26, 2012 10:01 AM (nVgqw)

162

Matt Damon has gotten by for years on the fact that he's a better actor than Ben Affleck

I disagree. Affleck has gotten considerably better as an actor and is a really good director; "The Town" was an outstanding movie. Damon's smug real life personality overshadows anything he does on screen. Regardless of what he's playing, I see a self satisified asshole.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 26, 2012 10:04 AM (aO1W9)

163 88 45 Matt Damon has gotten by for years on the fact that he's a better actor than Ben Affleck. Spot on, sir. I totally disagree with that. Posted by: rdbrewer at September 26, 2012 01:44 PM (Iyg03) Nah. Little Matty is a capable actor, but he's lazy, preferring to phone it in or go digging through the Cliche Closet. On the other hand, while Affleck has never been more than mediocre as an actor, he seems to be turning into a damn fine director.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2012 10:05 AM (TIIx5)

164 The anti-fracking agitators are just the latest iteration of the enviro-commies' program to destroy America's energy-generation capabilities. Of course, the shear impossibility of several thousand psi pressure inside a well-head to move tera-tons of rock in order to cause earthquakes should have had the public laughing in disbelief.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at September 26, 2012 10:05 AM (xFgmp)

165 Hah. ...Cool. It's not even in theaters yet. Posted by: wheatie at September 26, 2012 02:01 PM (l5RhJ) Yeah, it'll be interesting to see what it's really about. I wouldn't say that Scientology is a sacred cow of Hollywood but an awful lot of them are involved in it.

Posted by: ErikW at September 26, 2012 10:05 AM (4agsF)

166 if there ever was a moron-friendly movie playing at your local cinema, it would have to be-

DREDD 3D

Excellent action, excellent story, the best use of 3D I've ever seen in a movie.

I'm not doubting you, but I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around the mere possibility of a Judge Dredd sequel / remake being anything but awful.

It's like someone telling me that George Lucas made another Star Wars prequel with Jar-Jar Binks as the lead character and the supporting actors all being 11 years old, but it was still a good movie.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 26, 2012 10:06 AM (SY2Kh)

167 A big frac job is quite a show. Going down hole at 100 BPM with 15000 hp literally shakes the ground. Nobody actually knows what is going to happen, or even if the job will be a success. Too many unknowns. Everything is designed via past experience in that particular formation in that particular field.

Posted by: maddogg at September 26, 2012 10:08 AM (OlN4e)

168 I'm not doubting you, but I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around the mere possibility of a Judge Dredd sequel / remake being anything but awful.

Everything I've heard is that it should be pretty good. Much more true to the comic than the original was, and made by people who actually read said comic.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 26, 2012 10:09 AM (8y9MW)

169 Give Roger Simon this, he is right about PowerPoint.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD is on Team Alice at September 26, 2012 10:12 AM (VtjlW)

170 Matt Damon should hire Al Gore's writers, - their creativity is fucking boundless.

Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2012 10:23 AM (vm7ot)

171 171 Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 26, 2012 02:06 PM (SY2Kh) Yeah, I understand. Just think of it this way- that would be like refusing to see "The Dark Knight" because you saw the Adam West "Batman" movie. All I can say is that if you like action movies with a Dirty Harry-style hero, I guarantee you will have a great time. Also, I've never read a Judge Dredd comic, not a fan boy at all. I just saw the movie cause I had some time to kill and wanted to see an action movie. All I can say is that you'll have a great time and definitely be entertained. And not a liberal sucker-punch in sight.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2012 10:25 AM (54vf8)

172 Ace's personal designated villain: the letter x.

Posted by: Jean at September 26, 2012 10:35 AM (UIE9v)

173 Matt Damon tells the truth about fracking as Meryl Streep told the truth about Alar apples. Can we just stipulate that the hollywood progs are full of BS.

Posted by: Buffalobob at September 26, 2012 10:39 AM (x+7qA)

174 When it takes fraud to make your point, you don't have one.

Boycott Matt Damon. Impoverish him.

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 26, 2012 10:45 AM (Q+WQU)

175 If the environmentalists want to push my car and come ride bicycles all day to generate electricity for me then come on over.... environmentalists = new communists

Posted by: izoneguy at September 26, 2012 10:54 AM (oKH8p)

176 And it's a pity because the actual plot--hyper-assumptive enviros let their heart guide them into oppression and duplicity while the cabal is just a business doing...er...business. That would be fresh and interesting--things Hollywood is incapable of anymore.

Posted by: Beanerschnitzel at September 26, 2012 10:59 AM (8d63Z)

177

All I can say is that if you like action movies with a Dirty Harry-style hero, I guarantee you will have a great time.

That's because Dredd is Dirty Harry. The comic book author has said that Dredd doesn't remove his helmet because under it he's Clint Eastwood and that would ruin the "joke"

Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at September 26, 2012 11:16 AM (GULKT)

178

I will safely assume Matt Yglesias's not gonna be doing his "pork" tweets during Ramadan??

Posted by: crowsting at September 26, 2012 11:18 AM (61BD9)

179

Matt Damon!

tinyurl.com/chwao5

Posted by: entropy at September 26, 2012 11:33 AM (TULs6)

180

I can only make it to 1:57.

Posted by: entropy at September 26, 2012 11:35 AM (TULs6)

181

I wouldn't say that Scientology is a sacred cow of Hollywood but an awful lot of them are involved in it.

Which tells you everything you need to know about listening to hollywood.

Not only are there undocumented alien spirits immigrating into your body, but for just $499.99 we can tell you how to get them out.

Posted by: entropy at September 26, 2012 11:39 AM (TULs6)

182 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2012 12:04 PM (6o4Fb)

183 It's spelled "fraKKKing"

Posted by: Chipperoo at September 26, 2012 12:53 PM (6c62F)

184 B U S H !!!!

Posted by: JeffC at September 26, 2012 01:00 PM (A3tpD)

185 What happened to "it's not a double post, it's a reframing?"

No sweat. Ace got around it by mangling Ben's headline.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 26, 2012 01:23 PM (PMGbu)

186 Does anyone else notice the similarities between this story and the South Park epidode where it was revealed that the "9/11 is a government conspiracy" movement was, itself, a government conspiracy?

Posted by: MSDNC at September 26, 2012 02:10 PM (M3QBc)

187

Purportedly, OPEC's UAE is funding this film to keep their monopoly on oil drilling:

http://tinyurl.com/8edsexo

Posted by: adagioforstrings at October 01, 2012 10:17 PM (5EGoY)

188 "What about your fraaaaaaacks?"

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at October 07, 2012 10:28 AM (6/bOE)

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