January 27, 2012

Shipdriving, It's Hard or Something
— Dave in Texas

After the Costa Concordia accident I joked (badly, I know), "did Joseph Hazelwood get another job with a cruise line?"

I'm still wondering now.

State officials were scrambling Friday to determine when — or if — they would repair an 80-year-old bridge over Kentucky Lake that was ripped through by a huge ocean-going cargo ship on Thursday night.

Two sections of the Eggner Ferry Bridge, which carries U.S. 68 and Ky. 80 over the lake, were destroyed by the northbound Delta Mariner, a 312-foot ship carrying rocket components from Decatur, Ala., to Cape Canaveral in Florida.

bridgewreck.jpg

I realize this isn't a NASA mission per se, but, dude. Did you not see that bridge thingy up ahead?

Fortunately no injuries, other than wounded pride, were reported.

Bridge stories always make me miss a former cob-logger, Dr. Reo Symes. He had a thing about bridges.

via Mare over at the H2. The happening place for news of the day and big boobs on Friday. It's this, I don't know, this thing they do. Too much trouble to explain.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 04:51 PM | Comments (151)
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1 Bridges are wussies and boats have right of way. That's just nature man.

Posted by: cackfinger at January 27, 2012 04:53 PM (a9mQu)

2 I told you our infrastructure was crumbling.

Posted by: Barack "CivEng" Obama at January 27, 2012 04:54 PM (m9/ps)

3 Some will do anything to avoid the vag .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 27, 2012 04:55 PM (npr0X)

4 THIS IS A JOB FOR BIG GOVERNMENT!!

Posted by: Capt. Precident at January 27, 2012 04:55 PM (+Jr2Z)

5 We're gonna make it.

We're gonna make it.

We're gonna make it.

Shit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2012 04:56 PM (7utQ2)

6

Is this the first time that this company has transported stuff under this bridge? 

Posted by: rabidfox at January 27, 2012 04:57 PM (l8oFk)

7 That captain obviously bowls overhand.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 27, 2012 04:58 PM (ZJCDy)

8 What a dick.  It's a BRIDGE!


I'm watching Bridesmaids right now LMAO.

Posted by: mpfs at January 27, 2012 04:58 PM (2s/B4)

9 I must be reading this wrong...how in the heck would a ship carrying something from Decatur Alabama to Cape Canaveral end up going through Kentucky?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 27, 2012 05:00 PM (SsG4J)

10 mpfs that movie is so funny

Posted by: phoenixgirl....a voter without a candidate at January 27, 2012 05:01 PM (Ho2rs)

11 Sarah Palin is to blame.

Posted by: Blaster at January 27, 2012 05:01 PM (Fw2Gg)

12 someone's in deep trouble

Posted by: phoenixgirl....a voter without a candidate at January 27, 2012 05:02 PM (Ho2rs)

13 Looks like they have that high tech bridge sweeping attachment on the wrong end of the damn boat. 

Posted by: ontherocks at January 27, 2012 05:02 PM (ZJCDy)

14 Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 27, 2012 09:00 PM (SsG4J)

The Tennessee River, Tammy.

There are maps and stuff.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2012 05:03 PM (7utQ2)

15 Wow. Boat captaining driving is hard.

Posted by: boat driving dude at January 27, 2012 05:05 PM (z63Tr)

16 Seems pretty roundabout - Tenn River from Decatur north to Ohio River, Ohio to Mississippi at Cairo IL,  then to the Gulf and all the way around Florida to the Cape.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2012 05:06 PM (z1N6a)

17 PROOF that the infastructure needs remodeled. I'll need about a trillion.

Posted by: SCoaMF at January 27, 2012 05:06 PM (TMeYE)

18 Probably a conspiracy to stimulate the local construction industry and suck in some of those sweet DOT dollars.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 27, 2012 05:07 PM (O2Wq5)

19 That is terrifying, considering I've driven over that bridge more times than I can recall.

Posted by: Patch at January 27, 2012 05:07 PM (eJeKZ)

20 We obviously need TSA screening at all bridges.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2012 05:08 PM (7utQ2)

21 Did I every tell you guys about the time I tried to warn the Titanic about that fuckin' iceberg?   I literally coptered out to the ship and fast-roped down.  Did they listen?  Hell no.  Fortunately, I was able to get off the ship with several dozen women and children in the copter. 

True story.

Posted by: Capt. Joey Biden, retard at January 27, 2012 05:08 PM (UOM48)

22 Bridge owner didn't pay the vig.

Posted by: Barack at January 27, 2012 05:08 PM (sJKFk)

23 Reminds me of a John Candy movie, I think it was The Great Outdoors.

Dude commandeers a tractor-trailer pulling a tank trailer during a pursuit scene.

"Whatcha haulin'?

"ROCKET FUEL!"


Posted by: ballistic at January 27, 2012 05:09 PM (q4FpF)

24
I don't know maybe he was distracted by the ONT or something.  All I know is it is Day 20, cold turkey on the chewy tobaccy.  No physical cravings, but I miss my friend, Mr. Skoal.  He was always there for a good "it'll be all right".  If I make it to my late 80's, I am going to look him up again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2012 05:09 PM (XrrP7)

25 Carrying rocket parts?  I guess this captain ain't no fucking rocket scientist.  It's a bridge, in the daylight you effing dick.

Posted by: mpfs at January 27, 2012 05:10 PM (2s/B4)

26 I was wrong.  It was Armed and Dangerous.

Still funny.

Posted by: ballistic at January 27, 2012 05:10 PM (q4FpF)

27 If you back down once, those damn bridges will walk all over you.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 27, 2012 05:11 PM (miKTl)

28 "I'm a lighthouse, it's your call" /another boating joke punch line

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 27, 2012 05:11 PM (FIE/L)

29 The Tennessee River, Tammy.

There are maps and stuff.

**********


Circa, it just seems odd to go all the way through Tennessee to get to Ky to end up in FL.

Must be an issue of depth of the rivers?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 27, 2012 05:11 PM (SsG4J)

30 My husband makes me nervous in our little boat.

Good grief.

Adds new meaning to "a boat is a hole in the water you throw money into."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2012 05:12 PM (UOM48)

31 That rocket company got their 30% off up front.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 27, 2012 05:12 PM (ZJCDy)

32 Ask yourself this question - “ Why are rocket parts needed at Cape Canaveral built in Alabama. Why not at the Cape?”

Politics. Crony capitalism goes back a long way.

Sen. Howard Heflin. RIP, but his sins live on.

Mike

Posted by: Mike in CFL at January 27, 2012 05:13 PM (motsG)

33 Must be an issue of depth of the rivers?

The only other way from Decatur/Huntsville would be down the Tombigbee waterway to Mobile, and it looks like that particular ship probably has a draft that is too deep for some of that route.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2012 05:13 PM (7utQ2)

34 It's a bridge, in the daylight you effing dick.

The mistake is in assuming anyone was actually driving the boat when it hit.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 27, 2012 05:14 PM (O2Wq5)

35 Well Decatur is only on one river.  And that's the way it flows, West then North.

I would have thought rail or land would be far more direct, but if the item is big enough to not fit under a bridge, I guess you have to go water no matter how far it is.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2012 05:14 PM (z1N6a)

36 29
I don't know maybe he was distracted by the ONT or something. All I know is it is Day 20, cold turkey on the chewy tobaccy. No physical cravings, but I miss my friend, Mr. Skoal. He was always there for a good "it'll be all right". If I make it to my late 80's, I am going to look him up again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

 

Hang in there Guy, I quit  several months ago, you can do it.

Posted by: hobbes at January 27, 2012 05:14 PM (+CcmI)

37 13 I must be reading this wrong...how in the heck would a ship carrying something from Decatur Alabama to Cape Canaveral end up going through Kentucky?

---------

Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at January 27, 2012 05:14 PM (6fER6)

38

SEE ? We can keep up with them Europeans. Barry nicely done.

Posted by: seamrog at January 27, 2012 05:14 PM (g6av1)

39 Carrying rocket parts? I guess this captain ain't no fucking rocket scientist. It's a bridge, in the daylight you effing dick.

Not my fault! The damn jumped out in front of me. Do you see any white lines in that river? No? Obviously it was jawalk...jaybridging too.

Posted by: Captain at January 27, 2012 05:14 PM (1bluv)

40 Looks to me like they should have picked the second span to the right, it's a few feet higher.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 27, 2012 05:17 PM (OT9g0)

41 Sen. Howard Heflin. RIP, but his sins live on.

Mike

Posted by: Mike in CFL at January 27, 2012 09:13 PM (motsG)


Oh, this goes waaaay before Hefty.  A little homerism on my part...yeah, it's a little porky, but LBJ is the reason that the Apollo missions didn't say "Huntsville, Tranquility Base here the Eagle has landed."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2012 05:17 PM (7utQ2)

42 If they had just raised the tolls on that bridge we could still have our nice boats.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 27, 2012 05:18 PM (ZJCDy)

43 Obviously new regulations are in order.

Posted by: dagny at January 27, 2012 05:18 PM (0BpYu)

44 A Bridge to Fark

Posted by: 66chevelle at January 27, 2012 05:18 PM (QjSgY)

45 if i were driving a boat from Alabama to florida, my first choice would not be by way of Kentucky (or Tennessee.

Posted by: Captain Schettino the geography nazi at January 27, 2012 05:19 PM (jSHRL)

46 Circa, that makes sense, thanks.

Oldcat, I used to work for a place that had rockets parts sent over water from Ukraine and Russia, no other way to get 'em.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 27, 2012 05:19 PM (SsG4J)

47 ~Bridge ooooover troooubled waterrrrrzzzzz~

That's right, I just did that! You're welcome, fuckers.

Posted by: Capt. Precident at January 27, 2012 05:19 PM (+Jr2Z)

48 This is Lyndon Johnson's fault.

Seriously. If he hadn't dispersed the space program's factories in half a dozen states, there wouldn't be an issue with moving bulky components around. They'd all be built in Titusville or maybe Jacksonville.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 27, 2012 05:20 PM (miKTl)

49 Posted by: Bugs Bunny at January 27, 2012 09:14 PM (6fER6)

LOL!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 27, 2012 05:20 PM (SsG4J)

50 There' s no way this little bitty barge could have brought down a huge steel bridge. George W Bush and the Corps of Engineers planted explosives on the bridge. 

Posted by: RayDar at January 27, 2012 05:20 PM (OT9g0)

51 Actually, my first thought on the Costa Concordia accident was that the skipper was drunk and bravely ran away to avoid discovery of this inconvenient fact.

But of course, this is mere speculation and rumor-mongering.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at January 27, 2012 05:20 PM (kPT11)

52 Actually, my first thought on the Costa Concordia accident was that the skipper was drunk and bravely ran away to avoid discovery of this inconvenient fact.


He's Italian.  SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2012 05:22 PM (7utQ2)

53 "Iceberg, Goldberg......same difference" /another boating joke punchline. With bonus anti-semitism.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 27, 2012 05:22 PM (FIE/L)

54 We need a blue-ribbon commission to make recommendations that will be ignored by the Senate majority.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at January 27, 2012 05:22 PM (kPT11)

55 A little bird has told me that the Jewish sailors were told not to report for duty that day....

Posted by: RuPaul fan at January 27, 2012 05:22 PM (+Jr2Z)

56

21 Seems pretty roundabout

 

If cargo is too big for a truck or a railcar, a barge is perfect.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 27, 2012 05:23 PM (OT9g0)

57 There' s no way this little bitty barge could have brought downa huge steel bridge. George W Bush and the Corps of Engineers planted explosives on the bridge.

Posted by: RayDar at January 27, 2012 09:20 PM (OT9g0)

RIVERS CAN NOT CUT STEEL!

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2012 05:23 PM (z1N6a)

58 "George W Bush and the Corps of Engineers planted explosives on the bridge."



This, and Global Warming partially melted it.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 27, 2012 05:24 PM (SsG4J)

59 Looks like somebody's getting a new bridge! The ship company should have seen this coming when Captain Mohammed said he didn't need to learn to dock.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 05:24 PM (niZvt)

60 A ship going from Alabama to Florida has to pass under a low bridge in Kentucky?

Something is terribly wrong with this picture,

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 27, 2012 05:24 PM (7+pP9)

61 If you look at superslow video, you can see the missile hit the bridge.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2012 05:25 PM (7utQ2)

62 I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises.  Wrecked, wet, and ready to go down.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2012 05:25 PM (4q5tP)

63 Looks like the Skipper shoulda went port.

Posted by: ErikW at January 27, 2012 05:26 PM (gnNFW)

64 Maybe they can borrow the Bridge to Nowhere for a while?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 27, 2012 05:26 PM (O2Wq5)

65 Port or Brandy may have been part of the problem...

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 27, 2012 05:27 PM (O2Wq5)

66 How would you have liked to have been booked for the three hour tour and be marooned in Kentucky?  Without Mary Anne or Ginger, but with Bubba and Cletus the deckhands?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2012 05:27 PM (7utQ2)

67 The TSA announced today that all United States bridges will be raised twenty feet.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 27, 2012 05:28 PM (OT9g0)

68 This calls for an engineering re-enactment utilizing chicken wire, gasoline, a retard and other retards to watch the scientific results and say "see!?!"


I'm sure the Paultards are on it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2012 05:28 PM (7utQ2)

69 73: I hear banjo music.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 27, 2012 05:28 PM (OT9g0)

70 The ship's captain was obviously the guy in the old Tidy Bowl commercial.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 27, 2012 05:28 PM (7+pP9)

71

i look at this bridge everyday from my house.

Posted by: Racefan at January 27, 2012 05:29 PM (b08Oj)

72 Dammit! Those were moonbase rocket parts!

Posted by: Noot at January 27, 2012 05:29 PM (vWZa0)

73

I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wrecked, wet, and ready to go down.

 

 

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2012 09:25 PM (4q5tP)

 

He likes his liquor like he likes his ship, on the rocks!

Posted by: ErikW at January 27, 2012 05:29 PM (gnNFW)

74 i look at this bridge everyday from my house.


In the immortal words of Inspector Jacques Clouseau:  "Not any more."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2012 05:30 PM (7utQ2)

75 @81: the bridge was a Steinway?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 05:31 PM (niZvt)

76

I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wrecked, wet, and ready to go down.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Posted by: fluffy at January 27, 2012 05:31 PM (4pSIn)

77

Recalculating.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at January 27, 2012 05:32 PM (lgw0N)

78 There are burning your bridges and then there's ramming big freaking boats into them. 

Posted by: Pinhead at January 27, 2012 05:33 PM (DrrnD)

79

heck i cant get the add. on here

 

Posted by: Racefan at January 27, 2012 05:33 PM (b08Oj)

80 pixie keeps rejecting it.

Posted by: Racefan at January 27, 2012 05:35 PM (b08Oj)

81 i look at this bridge everyday from my house. Posted by: Racefan at January 27, 2012 09:29 PM (b08Oj) You forgot the 'Cuda sock......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 27, 2012 05:35 PM (FIE/L)

82

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2012 09:28 PM (7utQ2)

The "Rocket City Rednecks" have to be all over this one, if it hasn't been cancelled yet.  I hope not.

Posted by: 66chevelle at January 27, 2012 05:35 PM (QjSgY)

83 He likes hisliquor like he likes his ship, on the rocks! I like to torpedo my ships bottom side up, right up the funnel.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 05:35 PM (niZvt)

84 Captain, please report to the bridge......

Posted by: seamrog at January 27, 2012 05:35 PM (g6av1)

85 Sulu! I'll have your ass for this!!

Posted by: Captain Kirk at January 27, 2012 05:37 PM (niZvt)

86 I hope the captain passed Vic's OSHA forklift certification test.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 27, 2012 05:37 PM (7+pP9)

87 Captain, the ship's riding too high in the water! We're above safe clearance!

Oh, well. We'll crush that bridge when we come to it.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 27, 2012 05:38 PM (miKTl)

88 They can get that ship unstuck if they let the air out of the tires.

Posted by: nickless at January 27, 2012 05:39 PM (MMC8r)

89

ok lets try this. this is the bridge i look at from my house.

 

http://tinyurl.com/772kskx

Posted by: Racefan at January 27, 2012 05:39 PM (b08Oj)

90 Captain, please report to the bridge......

Posted by: seamrog at January 27, 2012 09:35 PM (g6av1)

 

Good one.

 

Which one?  The bridge-bridge, or the bridge section laying across the bow?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2012 05:39 PM (4q5tP)

91 It's like a singularity.

Posted by: 1234 at January 27, 2012 05:40 PM (TMevc)

92 Never mind. The bridge is reporting to the Captain.



Thread winner.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2012 05:40 PM (7utQ2)

93 I'm betting a Kennedy was somehow involved.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 27, 2012 05:40 PM (7+pP9)

94 From Treacher via Twitter....

Does this look like a guy who is enjoying himself?

http://tinyurl.com/84egfj8

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2012 05:41 PM (7utQ2)

95 Look for the union label.

Posted by: This message brought to you by the merchant seamen's union at January 27, 2012 05:42 PM (dBvlk)

96 But Captain! She can't TAKE anymore bridges!

Posted by: Scotty at January 27, 2012 05:43 PM (niZvt)

97 Bridges, especially old cranky ones, are prone to jump out into traffic.

Posted by: eman at January 27, 2012 05:43 PM (pn8u0)

98 Bridges? We don't need no steenkin' bridges!

Posted by: Captain Gold Hat at January 27, 2012 05:44 PM (dPfdN)

99 >>He likes hisliquor like he likes his ship, on the rocks!

Posted by: ErikW at January 27, 2012 09:29 PM (gnNFW)


Hey I had absolutely nothing[i/] to do with this boondoggle.


This is nothing but a malicious smear for chrissakes.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 27, 2012 05:44 PM (ZJCDy)

100

Does this look like a guy who is enjoying himself?

He does, but why is he in a dress?

Posted by: fluffy at January 27, 2012 05:44 PM (4pSIn)

101 53 This is Lyndon Johnson's fault.

Seriously. If he hadn't dispersed the space program's factories in half a dozen states, there wouldn't be an issue with moving bulky components around. They'd all be built in Titusville or maybe Jacksonville.
And then they could all be hit by one Russian nuke. To be fair to Johnson, not that I like to be, some Cold War calculation probably entered into it too. Oh and yeah, given that they were going to disperse the sites, where they ended up was doubtless due to the usual game of who has the best political connections.

Posted by: barbed-wire fence fixer at January 27, 2012 05:45 PM (R7BOy)

102 I know, I know. Everyone's just farking around.

But in the interest of information, here's a few best guesses from someone who's worked on tow boats on inland rivers.

As to the routing:
The parts may be too large or heavy to be transported by rail or truck.
They have to be kept from any contamination. (plus see above)
The cost of rail or truck was prohibitive.

As to navigating the bridge:
Notice how high the vessel is compared to even the middle span. Not much room. River depth (and thus the surface) is probably high.
There may have been a surge in river height due to recent rain.
The Navigation lights may have been out and the Capt took the lower span as the center span.
During winter lots of fog at NIGHT on rivers. It obscures lights and superstructure and even can confuse radar interpretation.
Current and wind can push a vessel quite far off track and into the bridge piers or under a different span.
There may have been a mechanical breakdown of steering or engines and there are NO brakes on a vessel.

And of course the old standby: Human error.
May have been mate driving and they weren't qualified for this passage and conditions.
And of course alcohol or drugs or lack of sleep.

Posted by: Old Man River at January 27, 2012 05:47 PM (CP+yl)

103 And of course the old standby: Human error.
May have been mate driving and they weren't qualified for this passage and conditions.
And of course alcohol or drugs or lack of sleep.



Three words:  Restless.  Bridge.  Syndrome.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2012 05:48 PM (7utQ2)

104 It also just seems weird that a ship going from Alabama to Florida would hit a bridge in Kentucky.

Posted by: A totally sober navigator at January 27, 2012 05:50 PM (FsqHK)

105 Fixer: Not sure I buy the idea of dispersing space activities for strategic purposes. Michoud Assembly Facility is in New Orleans, a prime target due to the petrochemical industry and port facilities there. So that wouldn't be any less safe if it was in Florida. Johnson Space Center is in Houston, another prime target anyway. Huntsville was a major Army arsenal before the Marshall Space Flight Center was built there.

I think spreading NASA pork dollars was much more in Johnson's mind than strategic dispersal.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 27, 2012 05:51 PM (miKTl)

106 And of course alcohol or drugs or lack of sleep.

 

Posted by: Old Man River at January 27, 2012 09:47 PM (CP+yl)

 

And of course, bear mace, PMS, and/or donkey semen.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2012 05:51 PM (4q5tP)

107 There was no chance to take on more ballast?

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 27, 2012 05:52 PM (7+pP9)

108 #104: Please warn us!

Posted by: rabidfox at January 27, 2012 05:53 PM (l8oFk)

109 "And then they could all be hit by one Russian nuke."

Would that have mattered?  Why nuke a myriad of factories when you can simply hit the launch facility, or the power plants that supply them and render all the factory product moot?  We only have a few launch sites capable of launching heavy lifters.  KSC and Vandenburgh are about it in CONUS.  The northern ICBM bases are more suited to polar trajectories, and I suppose you could task them to launch a fairly light weight spy sat, but the commercial heavy lifters wouldn't fit in those silos.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 27, 2012 05:54 PM (O2Wq5)

110 BRIDGES--HOW DO THEY WORK?

Posted by: nickless at January 27, 2012 05:54 PM (MMC8r)

111 I think spreading NASA pork dollars was much more in Johnson's mind than strategic dispersal.

Eh...look at the map...when NASA was in its infancy, most of the primary installations would have been beyond the reach of Soviet ICBMs and their SLBMs were few and unreliable.  A case can be made.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2012 05:55 PM (7utQ2)

112
This is your bridge on drugs...

Posted by: beanervt at January 27, 2012 05:55 PM (e5v+0)

113 118 There was no chance to take on more ballast? Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 27, 2012 09:52 PM (7+pP9) Looks like they took on a few hundred tons of steel.

Posted by: Scotty at January 27, 2012 06:00 PM (niZvt)

114 i've lived on my little river for 25 years and only have little boats. more shit than you think can happen on one if you spend enough time on it......... i named my best friend RiverRatt, before he said fuck you i cant do this anymore.

Posted by: Racefan at January 27, 2012 06:00 PM (b08Oj)

115 Off, sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 06:00 PM (niZvt)

116 Brain! Brain! What is brain?!

Posted by: Obscure Star Trek Reference Guy at January 27, 2012 06:02 PM (pn8u0)

117 115 It also just seems weird that a ship going from Alabama to Florida would hit a bridge in Kentucky.

Posted by: A totally sober navigator at January 27, 2012 09:50 PM (FsqHK)

There's no waterway with sufficient depth to ferry heavy goods from Alabama to Florida, except going through TN and KY to get to the Ohio, and then the Mississippi.  Current trucking avenues, along with current airways available commercially, lack the ability to transport these goods as well, as they're just too big, leaving waterborne transport as the only option.  I don't know about military heavy transport / airlift capacity, nor whether it is available for rent, could even handle a job this size.  The natural deepwater rivers are really the only way we have, presently available, to transport XXL pieces of [insert any kind of machinery that can't or shouldn't be assembled onsite].

I hate that the bridge is smoked, though.  There's a replacement in progress, but planned completion is in 2016.  I don't know that the resources exist to speed that up much, and I work with many people who will be going >30 minutes out of their way to deal with this until a solution is found.  I'm sure JEF is on top of this though, as KY will go against him 75/25 this year.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 27, 2012 06:03 PM (lJJMb)

118 Looks like they took on a few hundred tons of steel.

A little asphalt, too.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2012 06:03 PM (7utQ2)

119 It also just seems weird that a ship going from Alabama to Florida would hit a bridge in Kentucky.

If you're going to take big-ass equipment on a big-ass boat, you need a big-ass river to carry it.  That means going through Kentucky.  The only other major waterway is this guy:

http://www.sam.usace.army.mil/TennTom/

Posted by: pbrown at January 27, 2012 06:04 PM (HASDo)

120 So no ont then

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 27, 2012 06:04 PM (GE1+K)

121 hes still my best friend but he want go fishing on the river anymore.

Posted by: Racefan at January 27, 2012 06:04 PM (b08Oj)

122 That Italian captain sure switched jobs pretty fast.

Posted by: eman at January 27, 2012 06:04 PM (pn8u0)

123 My wife asked if the bridge nav lights were out. I said go ahead blame the victim. The bridge dressed provocatively, it was asking for it.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 27, 2012 06:06 PM (GE1+K)

124 That Italian captain sure switched jobs pretty fast

He's doing much better keeping it upright..

Posted by: beanervt at January 27, 2012 06:08 PM (e5v+0)

125 This would be OT, but there's not a topic here, so: I've heard that Brad Paisley can run a guitar like a house afire from some of my music industry pals, but had never seen evidence.  It turns out that youtube has the proof.  I'm not about to become a fan of his songs, but anybody who can run with Tommy Emmanuel for 3 minutes deserves major credit.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 27, 2012 06:09 PM (lJJMb)

126

Posted by: Old Man River at January 27, 2012 09:47 PM (CP+yl)

If I may put in my own worthless two cents:

The river's waterline is low, you can see that in the foreground of the photo. The deepest part of a river is usually down the middle so there is no reason, even if the water is shallow, to deviate from deeper waters. Especially if it's equipped with GPS.

 

Also, marine radar is pretty effective nowadays. It's possible that the ship's owners didn't upgrade because they're cheap asses but I doubt it.

 

Foggy conditions aren't even a factor nowadays.

Posted by: ErikW at January 27, 2012 06:10 PM (gnNFW)

127 Forgot about the lack of formatting, here's the link: http://tinyurl.com/7mm48h4

Gimme my blog back, Pixy!

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 27, 2012 06:11 PM (lJJMb)

128

Many years ago while working away from home in Portland, Oregon, I heard an early morning radio talk show going on about how a Navy destroyer that had been on a 4th of July visit could not leave because of high water levels.  The water was too high for it to sail under the "Iron Bridge", a local landmark regarded by many to be an eyesore.

 

After announcer A delivered this information, announcer B asked what the problem was, inasmuch as we have a ship that is a "destroyer" AND IN IT'S WAY IS THE FUCKING IRON BRIDGE.   "This is not a problem, folks, this is an OPPORTUNITY!"

 

I may have imagined the "FUCKING" in my drowsiness, but like Nancy Pelosi, I can hear words that should be there, even if they aren't.

Posted by: sherlock at January 27, 2012 06:11 PM (1pJ57)

129 I don't know when it happened, but there is a distinct possibility (better than 50-50) that this happened under cover of darkness. At which point the question "didn't you see the bridge" would easily be answered, "uh, no"

Posted by: deadrody at January 27, 2012 06:11 PM (eOvu0)

130 ONT's UP

Posted by: beanervt at January 27, 2012 06:12 PM (e5v+0)

131

The legend lives on,

From the Cherokee on down,

Of a big lake they call

Lake Kentucky.

Now, the lake it is wide,

And the bridge, it is low,

Deltal Mariner's captain

Felt Lucky....

Posted by: Paisley Lightfoot's Singing Guitar at January 27, 2012 06:21 PM (QjSgY)

132 116 Fixer: Not sure I buy the idea of dispersing space activities for strategic purposes. Michoud Assembly Facility is in New Orleans, a prime target due to the petrochemical industry and port facilities there. So that wouldn't be any less safe if it was in Florida. Johnson Space Center is in Houston, another prime target anyway. Huntsville was a major Army arsenal before the Marshall Space Flight Center was built there.

I think spreading NASA pork dollars was much more in Johnson's mind than strategic dispersal.
  You're probably right. The strategic dispersal just crossed my mind as something that might have been a factor.

Posted by: barbed-wire fence fixer at January 27, 2012 06:23 PM (R7BOy)

133 sock off, you better take care, if I find you've been creeping 'round my back stair....

Posted by: 66chevelle at January 27, 2012 06:23 PM (QjSgY)

134 NASA no a put my Tutsi Frutsi ice cream on the astronautical menu, NASA paya the price.

Posted by: Chico Marx at January 27, 2012 06:44 PM (f06ST)

135

Three words: Restless. Bridge. Syndrome.

 

No, no, no.

HIGH. SPEED. BARGES.

 

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 27, 2012 06:46 PM (Qq9rL)

136 Bridge set me up!

Posted by: Cap'n Marion Barry at January 27, 2012 07:06 PM (i3+c5)

137

We're going to Hell (again) at January 27, 2012 10:48 PM (c9Ivb)

hahahahaha way to run with it,WgtH(A)

Posted by: 66chevelle at January 27, 2012 07:50 PM (QjSgY)

138 Speaking of ships.....this is a great ad...funny, full of life, not as negative as some I've seen:
Mark Oxner – Turn this Ship Around (ad #7)

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Posted by: ambrosia at January 27, 2012 10:08 PM (oZfic)

139 I wonder if some of Obama's buddies aren't jacking with GPS.  Both this ship and the big passenger ship were to the right of needed course to clear obstacles. 

Posted by: gDavid at January 28, 2012 12:41 AM (E0ipC)

140 " I told you to move! I told you! You KNEW this would happen. Did you think I was kiddn' ? I warned you! You happy now?! Huh? You got what was comin' to ya fuckin' bridge! "

Posted by: cackfinger at January 28, 2012 02:22 AM (a9mQu)

141 We can't wait!!!...move that bridge!...move that bridge!

Posted by: TEH WON at January 28, 2012 02:42 AM (GsBJY)

142 67 If you look at superslow video, you can see the missile hit the bridge. It's literally true in this case, only the missile had a barge around it.

Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2012 04:15 AM (sdi6R)

143 I found the captain of the ship http://tinyurl.com/7njy4l9

Posted by: Uddercha0s at January 28, 2012 05:41 AM (/kuMe)

144 Nitpicking by an ancient mariner: a 312 foot long ocean-going vessel is not "huge" by modern standards. In fact it's rather on the small side. It clearly was designed as a special purpose, shallow draft "river-ocean" vessel. But I offer no excuses for her dumb-ass skipper.

Posted by: Cameron Williams at January 28, 2012 07:13 AM (DDqjv)

145

I spent much of my childhood on Kentucky Lake and drove over that bridge more times that I want to count.  Everyone in the area knows that big vessels have to go under the center stantion.  I have seen more sailbots lose things off the top of the mast when forgeting this rule than you can believe (insert father cussing mightily here).

There is a school in Paducah - closest "city" to the lake - that teaches captains how to navigate these waters.  It has an extremely cool simulator so that they can "navigate" without actually hitting anything.   Thus, I am not really buying the "I didn't see the bridge" thing.  The captain or pilot should have known it was there/approaching and governed him/herself accordingly.  They have radar and other technology on the bridge that would have "seen" it.  They should have known what "it" was and stayed to the channel.

As to those wondering why you have to go through KY to get from Alabama to Floriday - 'cause God made the rivers that way and the TennTom is not deep enough for ocean-going vessels usually. 

Posted by: Lady of the Lake at January 28, 2012 08:37 AM (koej0)

146 I saw a lib-give-brother-Obama-a-little-helping-hand spin on the headline.

"Officials: Portion of Kentucky bridge collapses"

Like the part of the aging infrastructure Obama has been warning about just,  collapsed.  Nevermind that part of the story where the ship smacked the shit out of it.

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2012 09:44 AM (BbX1b)

147 Charts?  They don't need no steenking charts.

So it's nighttime.  Big deal.  The lights on that boat would have made it like broad daylight.

Someone had his head up and locked.

Posted by: creeper at January 28, 2012 09:58 AM (gre5a)

148
Seriously. If [LBJ] hadn't dispersed the space program's factories in half a dozen states, there wouldn't be an issue with moving bulky components around. They'd all be built in Titusville or maybe Jacksonville.

And the first category 5 hurricane to come along would be able to knock us out of the space business in a matter of hours? awesome.

Hurricane Floyd (cat 4, 1999) came to close for comfort to the Vehicle Assembly Building and all the shuttles.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at January 28, 2012 10:20 AM (1hM1d)

149

It's fun to treat this as a joke but I have family in the barge biz, Ky DOT and Coast Guard. The barge guy says this wasn't a barge, it was a ship. He's a trustworthy and intelligent guy who's been in the biz a long time. He's been on barges under this bridge and said there were recent complaints to the CG that lights were out. He says you know the bridge is there, of course, but in the pitch dark and coming up at a good speed you cannot tell where the exact spans are w/o the lights, and you cannot easily slow or change direction, and that the problems were muliplied by a ship that doesn't often travel this way. He further said when you literally have inches to spare on the top or side in a difficult situation like this and expected to see navigational lights, that radar wouldn't have saved you. He's been a deckhand, pilot, captain and manager and is one of the sharpest men I know, and he's sympathetic to the pilot.

The DOT is responsible for the lights, and the spokesman last night said he "believed" that "most" of the lights were working.

Posted by: parentofed at January 28, 2012 12:41 PM (YLyNm)

150 Guy Mohawk at 29, the Skoal or Copenhagen goes straight to work, don't it? I quit in 05 (cancer) and you know what? The waiting til age 80 and starting back seems appealing. Of course we'll all be eaten by zombies at that point (17 years for me). 

Posted by: EROWMER at January 29, 2012 05:00 AM (sIm3i)

151 "The river's waterline is low, you can see that in the foreground of the photo."

You're assuming that the line of rock is a high water mark.
That's not necessarily so.

Plus it can be seen that this vessel would barely fit under the center span. Which would indicate that the water was higher than they expected or the vessel would never have tried to make the passage.

And at that point it's actually it's a lake formed by the impoundment for the dam down river. I'm assuming they have labeled this bridge's location correctly as being across Kentucky lake.

I understand that GPS can pinpoint one's current position quite accurately still there is a lag time and accuracy is +- 15' which isn't bad but going under a bridge that can mean the difference between hitting a pier or not. It also doesn't mean squat that you know your position if your headed toward the wrong place.

And yes, even with radar and gps, ships have come to grief BECAUSE OF FOGGY conditions obscuring marker buoys, lights and disorienting the pilot while also distorting sound(from buoys or markers so equipped).

Seems to me though that the height of the vessel was higher than the clearance under the central span and this vessel would've collided with the bridge no matter what. Possibly the pilot realized this and actually aimed for the span at the side to mitigate any vehicles being put into the lake.

As to Captains who run their ships aground; in the US, the Coast Guard is the governing authority and a hearing finding the Capt at fault, would remove his license and only very rarely might they get it back (but not likely and even if they did, no company's insurer would allow them to hire one).

Seems you evaluated your opinion correctly.

Posted by: Old Man River at January 31, 2012 01:56 AM (CP+yl)

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