January 04, 2012

Shock: Notoriously Butthurt Diva Can't Get Along With Yet Another Boss
— Ace

I meant to do this so much earlier.

Olbermann is, again, making a spectacle of his fundamental inability to get along with anyone.

“I was not given a legitimate opportunity to host under acceptable conditions,” Olbermann said in a statement to The Hollywood Reporter on Wednesday. “They know it and we know it. Telling half the story is wrong.”

There is no I in teamwork, but there is one in Special Comment.

Here's the memo sent to the Countdown staff by an executive:

To the Countdown Staff....

I wanted to clarify tonight's programming, as I gather there may be some misunderstanding about what is on when.

As we assumed Keith had communicated to you, Keith was asked to be the sole anchor and executive producer of our primary and caucus coverage. He declined.

We then made other plans to have our 4 hours of prime time election coverage tonight hosted by Al Gore, Jennifer Granholm, and The Young Turks. We tried several times to have Keith participate in our coverage, including being the lead anchor for the 8p hour tonight, incorporated with our election group in the Los Angeles studio and produced in the LA control room. We have a special election graphic package, live remotes, caucus feeds, etc.

There will be NO stand-alone Countdown tonight. For those of you at work who might be preparing a program, I apologize your managers did not communicate this to you. See you back on the air tomorrow night.

I don't understand the dispute, and part of this might be legal maneuvering on the part of either or both side to demonstrate a willingness to work with the other party (like, if someone suspects there might a court involved in the future).

Is the argument about whether or not Olbermann would host the caucus coverage and be executive producer of it versus whether it would be specifically branded as Countdown with Keith Olbermann hosting the coverage?

Is that it? A dispute about whether Keith Olbermann's name and franchise would go above the title, as they'd say in Hollywood (aka Frank Capra's It's a Wonderful Life)?

Whose ego would walk over such a silly distinction?

Ohhhh. Right.

I don't know. All I know is that everyone hates Keith Olbermann's guts, including those who agree with him on just about everything.

Oh, and Keith Olbermann's a moron.

Posted by: Ace at 02:48 PM | Comments (342)
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1 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 04, 2012 02:49 PM (8y9MW)

2 Who the fuck is Keith Olbermann?
First?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 04, 2012 02:50 PM (FKQng)

3 Who the fuck is Keith Olbermann? First? Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 04, 2012 06:50 PM (FKQng) the worst person in the world

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 04, 2012 02:50 PM (i6RpT)

4 Given yesterday's retribution, oh short hairy one, I would never think to object to your editorial choices.  But is this really more newsworthy than the fact that the SCOAMF just basically shat on the Constitution from a great height?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 04, 2012 02:50 PM (8y9MW)

5 Can't say I give or ever gave a rat's posterior about this eejit?

Posted by: RushBabe at January 04, 2012 02:51 PM (tQHzJ)

6 As of right now more people know about this latest temper tantrum then have ever watched Current TV.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 04, 2012 02:51 PM (GZitp)

7 I guess his one watcher was disappointed.

Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2012 02:51 PM (YdQQY)

8 Whoa. This is shocking. He is such a reasonable levelheaded man.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 04, 2012 02:51 PM (hC5jI)

9 Ace, please link your Olberdouche palooza re: his nasal exhalations when he left MSNBC. I'd like to read it again.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky hates everyone at January 04, 2012 02:51 PM (baL2B)

10 @5 - that's incorrect punctuation.  It should've been a .

Posted by: RushBabe at January 04, 2012 02:51 PM (tQHzJ)

11 We then made other plans to have our 4 hours of prime time election coverage tonight hosted by Al Gore, Jennifer Granholm, and The Young Turks.

Oh yeah, that's what I call real balanced coverage. Why not add Cindy Sheehan and Michael Moore to get the left wing view?

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 04, 2012 02:52 PM (xm1A1)

12 >>>Given yesterday's retribution, oh short hairy one, I would never think to object to your editorial choices. But is this really more newsworthy than the fact that the SCOAMF just basically shat on the Constitution from a great height? I just did that story. What you want no further posts? There's no rule that says you can't comment on a post lower down the page. I do it all the time.

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2012 02:53 PM (nj1bB)

13 11 Chrissy Matthews are the fire breathing right winger?

Posted by: Big T Party at January 04, 2012 02:53 PM (hC5jI)

14 Christy blinky, thanks. I threw in a link at the end.

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2012 02:54 PM (nj1bB)

15 Always punch up, ace.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2012 02:55 PM (lVGED)

16 Our country is going down the tubes. I don't give a shit about Olbermann.

Posted by: Pecos, at January 04, 2012 02:55 PM (2Gb0y)

17 Posted by: Big T Party at January 04, 2012 06:51 PM (hC5jI)

I feel shocked.

Posted by: Pepper Brooks at January 04, 2012 02:55 PM (Qjh0I)

18

They need some of that smart diplomacy the liberals are always talking about. You know, understand each other, hug it out, maybe take a long soapy shower together, that sort of thing. That should do it.

That, and high speed rail.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 04, 2012 02:55 PM (IU5du)

19 There's no rule that says you can't comment on a post lower down the page. I do it all the time.

No rule, no, but most threads die once the head Ewok posts something new.  Usually.

And I don't object to any new posts (I don't even object to this one- lest further abominations by George Lucas be posted), but it seems a little frivolous to me.  All things considered.

Just an observation.  It's getting time for me to head home anyway, so it's not like I'm going to be doing much more posting either way.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 04, 2012 02:56 PM (8y9MW)

20

Oh, and Keith Olbermann's a moron.

Posted by: Ace at 06:48 PM
Thanks for the insult.

Posted by: Pecos, at January 04, 2012 02:56 PM (2Gb0y)

21 You know, Keith tends to give narcissism a bad name.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 04, 2012 02:56 PM (hM0FR)

22 Joel Hyatt and Al Gore, you are the worst persons in the world!

Posted by: Keef Itsoverman at January 04, 2012 02:56 PM (U9Spd)

23 I can't think of another so called journalist who acts like such an ass on Twitter, sure, there's other people in the press that let their hair down a little bit on Twitter, but are there any who make Santorum jokes (the anal sex joke, google it if you don't know) like Olbermann was doing last night? Not that in know of.

Posted by: booger at January 04, 2012 02:57 PM (EjNp5)

24 I heard Keith wants to team up with Newt against Current TV...

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 04, 2012 02:57 PM (niZvt)

25 Here's what I don't get.  Olbermann's show gets ratings that dwarf anything else on Current.  He IS Current. If it doesn't cost them any money, they should bow to whatever he wants no matter how much of a diva he is.

So what did he do?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2012 02:57 PM (73tyQ)

26

There is no I in teamwork, but there is one in Special Comment.

ROTFL

Posted by: Max Power is the Dunning–Kruger effect made flesh at January 04, 2012 02:57 PM (q177U)

27 Off, socj

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 02:57 PM (niZvt)

28 Just an observation. It's getting time for me to head home anyway, so it's not like I'm going to be doing much more posting either way. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 04, 2012 06:56 PM (8y9MW) you can always OT the thread anyway. Happens all the time. And if you tie it into this thread you can get points for originality also

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 04, 2012 02:58 PM (i6RpT)

29 This could be a move on Olby's part to get out of his Current TV contract, because his ego can't handle his minuscule-and-getting-smaller ratings. Better to delusionally think you'd be a ratings blockbuster on TV if it wasn't for those incompetent/sinister forces -- evem if the incompetent/sinister guy is Albert A. Gore -- than to have to deal with the Nielsen ratings reality nit after night that you're now less popular onnthvleft than Ed Schultz or Al Sharpton.

Posted by: John at January 04, 2012 02:58 PM (/lWMb)

30 Anyone who hires Olbermann gets exactly what they deserve.  It's not like these issues are a sudden shock after all.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 04, 2012 02:58 PM (Gk3SS)

31 Here's what I don't get. Olbermann's show gets ratings that dwarf anything else on Current. He IS Current. If it doesn't cost them any money, they should bow to whatever he wants no matter how much of a diva he is. So what did he do? Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2012 06:57 PM (73tyQ) He is probably the most obnoxious person on the face of the earth

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 04, 2012 02:58 PM (i6RpT)

32

I don't give a shit about Olbermann. 

 

That's not the point. Nobody gives a shit about Olbermann. But its the malicious glee engendered by stories like this that provide a brief respite from the doom.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at January 04, 2012 02:58 PM (VzcTA)

33 Who the fuck is Keith Olbermann?

I always get him and that Maddow dude mixed up.

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at January 04, 2012 02:59 PM (HtUdo)

34 >>>No rule, no, but most threads die once the head Ewok posts something new.  Usually.

Right, an ace post is pretty much all hands on deck. Some days there are 3 and some days there are 30.

Posted by: Max Power is the Dunning–Kruger effect made flesh at January 04, 2012 02:59 PM (q177U)

35 How many Olbermann's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 04, 2012 02:59 PM (BlMii)

36 Who the fuck is Keith Olbermann? I always get him and that Maddow dude mixed up. Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at January 04, 2012 06:59 PM (HtUdo) Maddow has more hair, everywhere

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 04, 2012 03:00 PM (i6RpT)

37 Well, he's not married.  Didn't he date a lot of very nice women.  Intelligent women.  Their intelligence saved them.

Posted by: dip theory ah at January 04, 2012 03:00 PM (oZfic)

38 "I don't understand the dispute," I do. He's getting the menopause. Hot flashes, moodiness, hormone issues, periods of inexplicable weeping, vajayjay dryness. He needs to set up an appointment with his ob/gyn. They do great things with hormone therapy. Also he should get one of those little hand fan thingies. And his husband needs to be extra patient and sensitive to his needs during this time of his life. You know, till his female problems level off.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 04, 2012 03:00 PM (noKcJ)

39 Nostril exhalation: "I actually didn't know that in detail, but I did get that something bad happened to him from the quote, the part where he says "And then they [the Nazis] came for me..." I guessed that they were coming for a bad purpose, and not just to bring him to a hot dog roast or Maroon 5 concert or something." I don't know Ace, a Maroon 5 concert sounds pretty bad to me. That is some good wordsmithing on that post, though! Epic!

Posted by: runningrn at January 04, 2012 03:01 PM (U9Spd)

40 I don't know. All I know is that everyone hates Keith Olbermann's guts, including those who agree with him on just about everything.

Keith has carried every network he has ever worked at including ESPN, just ask him. Make no matter of the fact that their ratings didn't shift when he walked as he tends to do. Where are you walking to next Olby? Podcast? Youtube channel? Way to work your way to the top.

Maybe you are just jealous of Glenn Beck cause he runs his own online network and gets to call all teh shots. It couldn't be that Olby? Could it? You are jealous of Glenn while you had to be a joiner and hitch your wagon to Current? You want to be the big boy and run that network don't you Olby? Go on, the only thing stopping you is your own inner feelings of inadequacy, impotence, and the door at Current. I can tell you how to overcome at least one of those.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at January 04, 2012 03:01 PM (0q2P7)

41 30 7 I guess his one watcher was disappointed. Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2012 06:51 PM (YdQQY) I heard Olbermann doesn't have a watcher. Just one of those Life Alert bracelets.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 03:01 PM (niZvt)

42 My last and final offer:

Keith Olbermann's Special Election Edition of Keith Olbermann's Countdown with Keith Olbermann.  Starring Keith Olbermann.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann, Animal Husbandry Major at January 04, 2012 03:01 PM (QKKT0)

43 Maddow's a total biotch.  I mean, you can say what you want about keefums but heck he took her under his wing, he mentored her, he got her her own show and in the end, she turned on him.  No loyalty = no character.

Posted by: dip theory ah at January 04, 2012 03:01 PM (oZfic)

44 You, sir, are the worst Ewok on Endor!

Posted by: Queef Olberdouche at January 04, 2012 03:02 PM (q/q9Y)

45 Olbermann People's Front...SPLITTERS! [as if anyone out there is even watching...]

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 04, 2012 03:02 PM (hRH92)

46 And I'm still looking forward to his being shit-canned by manbearpig.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 04, 2012 03:02 PM (noKcJ)

47 "Didn't he date a lot of very nice women. Intelligent women." He date's them once. They never call back after seeing his extensive collection of posable Keith Olbermann action figures.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 04, 2012 03:02 PM (BlMii)

48 Speaking of morons...

In the words of Jon Huntsman today, nobody cares.

This race cannot get anymore retarded.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 04, 2012 03:03 PM (H6dEq)

49 I heard Olbermann doesn't have a watcher. Just one of those Life Alert bracelets.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 07:01 PM (niZvt)


There can be only one.

Posted by: Pecos, Duncan fan and sword collector at January 04, 2012 03:03 PM (2Gb0y)

50 Ace --

I can't be sure, but I have a pretty strong feeling that the reason Olbermann refused to do the "election night" coverage is because he wasn't going to be allowed to do it by himself alone.

THAT has always been the big sticking point with Olbermann throughout the years -- he hates sharing the stage with anyone else as an equal.  Guests?  He'll happily have guests on.  But not co-anchors.  That would imply that someone other than Keith was also "in charge," or had a say in running the show.  One of the key details in these stories is how Olbermann pointedly declined to be quoted in praising the additions of Cenk Uygur or Jennifer Granholm to the Current TV lineup...why do you think that is?  Because he hates the idea of anyone else taking up some of his spotlight.  And he didn't want to have to share election night with them either.

He's a diva, it's really that simple.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 04, 2012 03:04 PM (hIWe1)

51 33 Au contraire. I am contractually obligated, both legally and hippocratically, to care about Keith for one hour per day, three days per week.

Posted by: Keith's Therapist at January 04, 2012 03:04 PM (hM0FR)

52   Didn't he date a lot of very nice women.  Intelligent women.  Their intelligence saved them.

Their intelligence and he always warned them about the finger.

Posted by: booger at January 04, 2012 03:04 PM (EjNp5)

53 "heard Olbermann doesn't have a watcher. Just one of those Life Alert bracelets." Do they work if you're brain dead?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 04, 2012 03:05 PM (BlMii)

54 "4 Given yesterday's retribution, oh short hairy one, I would never think to object to your editorial choices. But is this really more newsworthy than the fact that the SCOAMF just basically shat on the Constitution from a great height?" We need a break from the unending awfulness that is the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 04, 2012 03:06 PM (noKcJ)

55

Well, he's not married. Didn't he date a lot of very nice women. Intelligent women. Their intelligence saved them.

Thankfully, he has not spawned.

There is Mercy...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 04, 2012 03:06 PM (d0Tfm)

56 58 Well, he's not married. Didn't he date a lot of very nice women. Intelligent women. Their intelligence saved them. Thankfully, he has not spawned. There is Mercy... Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 04, 2012 07:06 PM (d0Tfm) Don't be so sure. Olbie strikes me as the sort of guy likely to whack off in a public swimming pool.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 03:08 PM (niZvt)

57 Current TV is ... The Worst Network in the Woooooorld.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at January 04, 2012 03:08 PM (lXi+d)

58

Thankfully, he has not spawned.

There is Mercy...


Well I'm sure if he tried his little boys would get all huffy about being in competition with each other and quit.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at January 04, 2012 03:09 PM (0q2P7)

59 Shock: Notoriously Butthurt Diva Can't Get Along With Yet Another Boss
Thank goodness, Ace! I thought you meant NBC was going to fire me.

Posted by: chelsea clinton at January 04, 2012 03:09 PM (sHY5w)

60 What a relief! I accidentally linked nekkid pitchers on the previous thread. Luckily, this new thread will bury my error.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 04, 2012 03:12 PM (xqhoO)

61 If an ego falls in the bathtub and there is a nobody there to hear it, does it make a whiny sound?

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 03:12 PM (MMC8r)

62 45 You actually believe anyone at MSNBC has any sense of loyalty? Bwahahahaha.

Posted by: mpfs at January 04, 2012 03:13 PM (xwYJw)

63 Keith Olbermann, he's a big fuckin deal.

Posted by: Plugs Biden at January 04, 2012 03:13 PM (51Nv7)

64 There is no I in teamwork, but there is one in Special Comment.

There's no 'I' in team, Keith, but there sure is a 'you' in asshole.

Posted by: Alex at January 04, 2012 03:14 PM (+1TUS)

65 I've never even heard him. In fact, I've only seen him in spoofs and when he was mimicking a chipmunk. I've heard Coulter make fun of him but that's about it.

Posted by: dagny at January 04, 2012 03:15 PM (TCgts)

66 Idea: Lock keifums and SCOAMF in a room (ala Saw) and tell them last one standing gets a mirror.

Posted by: Doofus at January 04, 2012 03:16 PM (ZMEn9)

67 64 What a relief! I accidentally linked nekkid pitchers on the previous thread. Luckily, this new thread will bury my error. Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 04, 2012 07:12 PM (xqhoO) I feel a great disturbance in the force... Like a million fapping morons suddenly clicking on the link to the previous thread...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 03:16 PM (niZvt)

68 Ya know this is the most publicity that "Current" has ever gotten

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 04, 2012 03:17 PM (i6RpT)

69 Let's feed him into Maet's paper shredder bomb thing!

Posted by: dagny at January 04, 2012 03:18 PM (TCgts)

70 52   But not co-anchors.  That would imply that someone other than Keith was also "in charge," or had a say in running the show.

Ironic, because the only time anybody ever liked him was when he was a co-host to Dan Patrick.

Posted by: The Q at January 04, 2012 03:18 PM (LnQhT)

71 Where are you walking to next Olby? Podcast? Youtube channel? Way to work your way to the top.

I'd love to see him do a podcast. He wouldn't last a month. That's a real market. If you can make money doing podcasts (Adam Carolla is probably the only one who does) then you really have content.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2012 03:18 PM (73tyQ)

72 i wonder if he ever did a segment of the worst person ever where he was the worst person ever........

Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at January 04, 2012 03:18 PM (Ho2rs)

73 i wonder if he ever did a segment of the worst person ever where he was the worst person ever........ Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at January 04, 2012 07:18 PM (Ho2rs) ever morning when he brushed his teeth, if he brushed his teeth

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 04, 2012 03:19 PM (i6RpT)

74 Olbermann makes Bill Clinton's cock look smart.

Posted by: Dang at January 04, 2012 03:20 PM (BbX1b)

75 I really wish Keithnwould quit airing his dirty labia in public.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 03:20 PM (niZvt)

76 75 Actually my next door neighbor produces podcasts for Slate and The Washington Post. He makes money but I don't know if the publications do?

Posted by: dagny at January 04, 2012 03:20 PM (TCgts)

77 Who the fuck is Keith Olbermann?

A former sports caster with delusions of competence.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 04, 2012 03:22 PM (9fk/Y)

78 He should broadcast from a bathtub instead of from behind a desk... the only time poor Bathtub Boy is really comfortable. Of course then his viewership would drop from 8 people to 2 and a dog.

Posted by: deepelemblues at January 04, 2012 03:22 PM (Jov5i)

79 14 Christy blinky,

thanks. I threw in a link at the end.

Thanks. That was epic. Some of the comments were as well (a hello Kitty dildo in Taipei after a typhoon?), but it still cracks me up to read as I can picture him in the movie. I needed to laugh as politics sure is getting the nasty on lately.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at January 04, 2012 03:22 PM (baL2B)

80 What's that big droopy thing Keith wears his glasses on... Is that his foreskin?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 03:22 PM (niZvt)

81

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 04, 2012 07:12 PM (xqhoO)

 

That's just cruel.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2012 03:24 PM (q/q9Y)

82 In the future, Keith Olbermann will work everywhere for 15 minutes.

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 03:24 PM (MMC8r)

83 1 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 04, 2012 06:49 PM (8y9MW)


I'm so glad you and steevy are here to consistently bring this back to our attention.  And I mean that sincerely, no snark. 

Posted by: Laura Castellano at January 04, 2012 03:25 PM (fuw6p)

84 Jennifer and Cenk
How dare you, sir, equate them
With the Bathtub Boy

Posted by: The Q at January 04, 2012 03:26 PM (LnQhT)

85 They misspelled 'The Young Turds.'

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 03:27 PM (MMC8r)

86 Left behind?

Posted by: fluffy at January 04, 2012 03:33 PM (3SvjA)

87 All the witty comments have already been said.

Posted by: fluffy at January 04, 2012 03:36 PM (3SvjA)

88 He is not a MORAON! He cannot be in this club!

Posted by: Prez of Morons and Moronetts. at January 04, 2012 03:36 PM (SPVfc)

89
Olbermann makes Bill Clinton's cock look smart.

Trying to figure out why you're looking at Clinton's swingin' cod... Bill's that is.


Posted by: Sir Not Appearing in this Film at January 04, 2012 03:36 PM (EF5tU)

90 And This is the thread we get stuck with.

Posted by: Pecos, Duncan fan and sword collector at January 04, 2012 03:38 PM (2Gb0y)

91 Wish I had his kind of butthurt. He gets paid gazillions of dollars. If he leaves this chump outfit, he will be offered a multimillion dollar contract by someone else. Leftards love him.

Posted by: mike at January 04, 2012 03:39 PM (beupG)

92 Ace why did you call him a moron?? I take offense, I earned that nickname.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 04, 2012 03:41 PM (hC5jI)

93 94 And This is the thread we get stuck with.

Posted by: Pecos, Duncan fan and sword collector at January 04, 2012 07:38 PM (2Gb0y)

Happens every time.

Posted by: dagny at January 04, 2012 03:43 PM (TCgts)

94 Keith Olbermann, the one guy in media who makes Glenn Beck look sane.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at January 04, 2012 03:44 PM (GlT5B)

95  I'm starting to feel bad for picking on the retard.  Maybe his mom will make him some Jello.

Posted by: Dang at January 04, 2012 03:47 PM (BbX1b)

96 98 Keith Olbermann, the one guy in media who makes Glenn Beck look sane. Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at January 04, 2012 07:44 PM (GlT5B) You know, of course, that Christina's left cup has a picture of Keith's face on it. Beck's is on the right cup.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 03:48 PM (niZvt)

97 Unsolved Mysteries has a 2 part series coming up in February entitled "Is There Anyone in the World that Gets Along With Keith Olberman?" And Pt 2 "How does This Frigging Idiot Keep Getting Hired?"

The producers aren't expecting high ratings but said they feel a professional responsibility because "these are both long running unsolved mysteries and someone needs to finally step in and see if they're soluble".

Posted by: ontherocks at January 04, 2012 03:49 PM (HBqDo)

98 80 75 Actually my next door neighbor produces podcasts for Slate and The Washington Post. He makes money but I don't know if the publications do?

Posted by: dagny at January 04, 2012 07:20 PM (TCgts)

My guess is that this is a loss-leader for the publication.  If it's an audio podcast, costs are incredibly low except for the producer (your neighbor) and the talent.

In the case of Slate and WaPo, the talent is probably doing it for free.  That is, their usual reporters are brought on and have to pimp their stories in an interview format.  Maybe the host does several of these.  But I'd guess they take a loss, it's hard to sell ad space on a podcast.

And that's audio.  Olbermann's too good for audio.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2012 03:50 PM (73tyQ)

99 Have you ever noticed how you always see Olbie only from the waist up on TV? Ever wonder what he's wearing under the desk? Assless. Leather. Chaps.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 04, 2012 03:50 PM (BlMii)

100 103 Have you ever noticed how you always see Olbie only from the waist up on TV? Ever wonder what he's wearing under the desk? Assless. Leather. Chaps. Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 04, 2012 07:50 PM (BlMii) Ever wonder what he's sitting on?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 03:52 PM (niZvt)

101
Keith Olbermann will leave Current TV and join OWN as Okra's boy bitch, reporting on sensitivity issues and Social Justice. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2012 03:52 PM (TkGkA)

102 Tighty whities and knee high athletic socks. Trust me.

Posted by: Keith's Therapist at January 04, 2012 03:54 PM (/7nCM)

103
Olberman was well received at Current TV until he said Janet Napolitano was sporting a pair of hairy balls.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2012 03:54 PM (TkGkA)

104  Ever wonder what he's sitting on? Posted by: CoolCzech

A rubber "Hello Kitty" fist.

Posted by: Dang at January 04, 2012 03:55 PM (BbX1b)

105 With a line up that includes Al Sharpton it is still hard to believe that Olbermann and MSNBC wasn't a match made in hell?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 04, 2012 03:56 PM (i6RpT)

106 Laura Ingraham bonked this dude?  LOL

Posted by: CausticConservative at January 04, 2012 03:56 PM (gT3jF)

107
Laura Ingraham to this day is ashamed she dated Keith Olbermann.  What was she thinking?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2012 03:56 PM (TkGkA)

108 I am The Pressman; I have something to say!

Posted by: Primus Sucks at January 04, 2012 03:57 PM (3SvjA)

109 he bumped his head back in 1980 and also has chronic diarrhea according to wiki

Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at January 04, 2012 03:57 PM (Ho2rs)

110 On an up note, everyone see the story of the 18 y/o widow who shotgun the burgler? What the hell were they thinking? I don't think they knew she was home because she was on line with 911 for over 20 minutes. Well dead now.

Posted by: mike at January 04, 2012 03:57 PM (beupG)

111 This is the finger I pick the Nose with.

Posted by: Keef at January 04, 2012 03:57 PM (MMC8r)

112 difficult to get excited about this after the last post.

Posted by: willow at January 04, 2012 03:58 PM (h+qn8)

113 This guy puts our egos to shame!

Posted by: Ken Burns & Tyler Perry at January 04, 2012 03:58 PM (N+Fis)

114 111 Laura Ingraham to this day is ashamed she dated Keith Olbermann.  What was she thinking? Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2012 07:56 PM (TkGkA) "Why does he keep moving his forearm up and down so fast under the restaurant table?"

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 03:58 PM (niZvt)

115 So maybe someday we'll see an episode of" where are they now?" and Keefums will be one of the subjects.  Hopefully in rags.  Standing next to a trash can that's on fire.  Pulling out a fifth of cheap bourbon from his ragged coat pocket.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 04, 2012 03:59 PM (Z71Vg)

116 "Why does he keep moving his forearm up and down so fast under the restaurant table?" Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 07:58 PM (niZvt) olive oil

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 04, 2012 04:00 PM (i6RpT)

117 On an up note, everyone see the story of the 18 y/o widow who shotgun the burgler?

What the hell were they thinking? I don't think they knew she was home because she was on line with 911 for over 20 minutes. Well dead now. Posted by: mike

Lots of libs giving her thumbs-up in the comments on that story.  Because she had a baby and was a widow.  Otherwise, the libs don't care if you are murdered in you home.

Posted by: Dang at January 04, 2012 04:00 PM (BbX1b)

118

K is for Keith is still one of the best things you've written.  My hippy secretary is looking over at me asking me if something's wrong and I just start spluttering and tell her 'retard vision.'

Yes, indeed.

Posted by: Emperor of Making Up Stuff at January 04, 2012 04:00 PM (epBek)

119 "also has chronic diarrhea according to wiki" Chronic butt plug usage will do that.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 04, 2012 04:02 PM (BlMii)

120

Lots of libs giving her thumbs-up in the comments on that story.  Because she had a baby and was a widow.

Really? I'm shocked they didn't ask why she didn't abort the little tyke.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 04, 2012 04:02 PM (Z71Vg)

121 Chronic butt plug usage will do that.

In this case, sir, that butt plug is my head.

Posted by: Keef at January 04, 2012 04:03 PM (MMC8r)

122
Santorum on O'Butthead, and he stated his campaign has raised over a million bucks today.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2012 04:05 PM (TkGkA)

123

I must say that I had a roaring good time reading the posts tonight, folks.  Laughed my Olberdouche-hating arse off.  Keep 'em coming.

 

 

Posted by: KR1 at January 04, 2012 04:06 PM (JVAYv)

124 Santorum on O'Butthead, and he stated his campaign has raised over a million bucks today.

He's going to buy new clothes with it.

Posted by: Rick Santorum's Sweater Closet at January 04, 2012 04:07 PM (mbcfN)

125
Rick could always buy me a new sweater to house the twins.

Posted by: Meggy "Sweet Cheeks" McCain at January 04, 2012 04:08 PM (TkGkA)

126 Obama to help unveil 'realistic' US military plan Published: 01.05.12, 00:01 / Israel News President Barack Obama will join top Pentagon commanders to unveil a new "more realistic" vision for the US military, including cuts to ground force numbers as a result of budget strains, officials familiar with the plans said on Wednesday. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta and General Martin Dempsey, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, will hold a news conference fleshing out the contents of the strategic review of US security interests after Obama's brief remarks on Thursday at the Pentagon, the officials said. (AP) Because amongst all of obama's other skills, he is a Military expert on the par with Hitler I am sure?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 04, 2012 04:08 PM (i6RpT)

127 Keith Olbermann
Sad failure, master of suck,
Current-ly on ice

Posted by: Pepper Brooks at January 04, 2012 04:09 PM (Qjh0I)

128 Rick could always buy me a new sweater to house the twins.
Posted by: Meggy "Sweet Cheeks" McCain at January 04, 2012 08:08 PM (TkGkA)

You're going to have to clarify which twins before we can get a measurement; the tits or the ass cheeks.

Posted by: Sweater Requisition Clerk at January 04, 2012 04:10 PM (mbcfN)

129 An end to large-scale prisoner swaps is expected to be one of the key recommendations the Shamgar Committee will make in a report it will submit to Defense Minister Ehud Barak on Thursday, as the government seeks to set guidelines for its response to future abductions of IDF soldiers. According to Channel 1, the panel will recommend that the government refrain from appointing special mediators to conduct negotiations on its behalf and to set up an official unit instead, possibly within one of the existing intelligence agencies, to oversee such efforts. Gee it took a whole committee to figure that one out?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 04, 2012 04:11 PM (i6RpT)

130 121 Cornell Ag majors don't take any shit, we stand in it.

Posted by: Obey at January 04, 2012 08:00 PM (hXJOG)

If he majored in Ag, I'd have a lot of respect for him.  That's actually a difficult curriculum.

No, he majored in communications at the Ag School.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2012 04:11 PM (73tyQ)

131

This douche is so full of himself, when he buys his cross dressing supplies he has to tell the sales lady "The look I am going for is of a a hip young woman with attitude, never backs down, never backs up, may have leaned forward a few times (wink wink) and is a cross dressing female trying to look like me."

Posted by: PugBoo at January 04, 2012 04:15 PM (Q5fHc)

132 "Olbermann is, again, making a spectacle of his fundamental inability to get along with anyone."

Sounds like me.

Burp

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 04:16 PM (bMiBl)

133 110 Laura Ingraham bonked this dude?  LOL

"Briefly dated" does not mean "bonked", but yes, Laura apparently had a fit of insanity when she did that.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 04, 2012 04:19 PM (UR5vq)

134
The Skeletor is up next on O'Reilly, and I would like to see someone take that prick to the woodshed over his Santorum dead child comment.  Yeah, wishful thinking.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2012 04:21 PM (TkGkA)

135 138 110 Laura Ingraham bonked this dude?  LOL "Briefly dated" does not mean "bonked", but yes, Laura apparently had a fit of insanity when she did that. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 04, 2012 08:19 PM (UR5vq) Apparently, chemo can do strange thing to a woman.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 04:23 PM (niZvt)

136 "Telling half the story is wrong.”


When its not on my terms.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at January 04, 2012 04:24 PM (/izg2)

137 That 20min wait on 911 should sell some shotguns.

Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2012 04:24 PM (tZYm2)

138 O'Lielly is known to lie a lot.

Plus, I believe their is credible proof that he likes dildos, on a personal level.

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 04:25 PM (bMiBl)

Posted by: EBL at January 04, 2012 04:26 PM (IgakF)

140 I see the Shamgar Committee ignored my cortex bomb suggestion.

Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2012 04:27 PM (tZYm2)

141 New thread please

Posted by: Pecos, still backing Perry at January 04, 2012 04:27 PM (2Gb0y)

142 Is Al Sharpton cancelled yet?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 04, 2012 04:28 PM (FKQng)

143 Apparently, chemo can do strange thing to a woman.

Or maybe Keith was warm and caring towards other people at one point, albeit briefly. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 04, 2012 04:28 PM (UR5vq)

144 she dated him pre cancer

Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at January 04, 2012 04:30 PM (Ho2rs)

145 Why do we find such perversion on the right? Guilt? So, they flock to God to appease their pain?

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 04:30 PM (bMiBl)

146 So...can we impeach the President or what? Just asking.

Posted by: Joffen at January 04, 2012 04:31 PM (zLeKL)

147 Put Dan Rather, Titsie McCain, and Keith Olbermann in a 12' x 20' studio, with lots of stimulants, on a 3 hour, no-edit, live broadcast, and I'd pay top dollar to see that trainwreck.

Posted by: Fritz at January 04, 2012 04:33 PM (3raPN)

148 Keith Olbermann's Special Election Edition of Keith Olbermann's Countdown with Keith Olbermann.  Starring Keith Olbermann.

Keith Olbermann Presents a Keith Olbermann Production of a Keith Olberman Special Presentation:  Keith Olbermann's Special Election Edition of Keith Olbermann's Countdown with Keith Olbermann.  Starring Keith Olbermann.  Featuring Keith Olbermann and with a Special Surprise Appearance by Keith Olbermann.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 04, 2012 04:33 PM (i0App)

149 I wish i was a loofa.

Posted by: Barney Fwank at January 04, 2012 04:36 PM (k8fKL)

150 To be fair to Olbermann, you try sitting across from Jennifer QueenoftheMolePeople for an evening and see how your stomach handles it.

Posted by: Spartan Fan at January 04, 2012 04:37 PM (k4hO9)

151 That sidebar story about milk being up 36% last year can't possibly be correct. I've been reliably informed by resident Obama ball-lickers that inflation is "dead".

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 04, 2012 04:37 PM (Nguzi)

152 That 20min wait on 911 should sell some shotguns. You said a mouthful. Keith probably has his mouth full.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 04, 2012 04:37 PM (vzFJV)

153

The Skeletor is up next on O'Reilly,

How is it he still has a job?

 

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 04, 2012 04:38 PM (k8fKL)

154 "151 So...can we impeach the President or what? Just asking."

NO.

Bush wasn't impeached for lying about WMDs.

Clinton was impeached for a blow job.

See how fked up we are

Try Updike and the Rabbit trilogy if you are missing the point...

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 04:39 PM (bMiBl)

155 "Apparently, chemo can do strange thing to a woman." She dated him long before she was diagnosed with breast cancer. And you of all people should knock off the chemo jokes.

Posted by: mike at January 04, 2012 04:39 PM (beupG)

156 Anyone see bill oreilly. He basically preached the book of romney. what a shill

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 04, 2012 04:39 PM (FKQng)

157 Olberdouche is sliding into irrelevance? shocka.

Posted by: whatever at January 04, 2012 04:40 PM (O7ksG)

Posted by: whatever at January 04, 2012 04:40 PM (O7ksG)

159 ah we have a smart one amongst us....."bush lying about wmd's" by your logic......which is lacking......so then did all the dems you libtard loon....so impeach all of them.....including all the dems......they all had the same info idiot.........

Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at January 04, 2012 04:42 PM (Ho2rs)

160 151 So...can we impeach the President or what? Just asking.

Posted by: Joffen at January 04, 2012 08:31 PM (zLeKL)


Why, do you think he's behind Current TV's treachery?  Then he is the WORST PERSON IN THE WOOOORLD

Posted by: Queefums Olberdouchie at January 04, 2012 04:44 PM (s7mIC)

161

If Olbermann keeps it up he'll be broadcasting from CB radio.

 

Then a trucker will find him and kick the living shit out of him.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 04, 2012 04:45 PM (aRe/0)

162 Or maybe Keith was warm and caring towards other people at one point, albeit briefly.  Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 04, 2012 08:28 PM (UR5vq) Does not compute, Young Will Robinson!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 04:45 PM (niZvt)

163 Clinton was impeached for a blow job.

See how fked up we are

Try Updike and the Rabbit trilogy if you are missing the point...

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 08:39 PM (bMiBl)

The Order of Impeachment was not for seduction of an alluring damsel on US Government property by a superior, which is a crime in and of itself, but for committing perjury before a Federal Magistrate. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2012 04:46 PM (TkGkA)

164 Ignore Lick (it's Raykon).

He's desperately lonely and only comes here for negative attention because its all he can get.

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 04:46 PM (MMC8r)

165 The Order of Impeachment was not for seduction of an alluring damsel on US Government property by a superior, which is a crime in and of itself, but for committing perjury before a Federal Magistrate.

They should've got him for witness tampering with Betty Currie, too.

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 04:47 PM (MMC8r)

166
Maybe Keith can go on radio and go bathtub a mano with Rush.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 04, 2012 04:48 PM (oBLPv)

167 "they all had the same info idiot........."

Nutless, it was an election year so no one read the intel as they were busy, busy pandering to the soccer moms about how tough they were on defense.

Nutless, try reading the Pentagon Papers.

That was Hillary's major mistake, voting to invade, but I still voted for her in the primary. One vote Hillary, one vote

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 04:49 PM (bMiBl)

168 If Clinton had simply said "yea, she sucked my dick, what of it?" it would have ended right there.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 04, 2012 04:49 PM (BlMii)

169 I wonder how raykon squares his Messiah Hitch's defense of the Iraq war with his own mewling cowardly instincts.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 04, 2012 04:49 PM (Nguzi)

170

Clinton was impeached for a blow job.

 

Yes, I remember that to be the oft used characterization by noted legal scholar Bill Maher.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 04, 2012 04:51 PM (aRe/0)

171 They should've got him for witness tampering with Betty Currie, too.

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 08:47 PM (MMC8r)

Subordination of perjury should have been in the charge, but most unfortunately the senior leadership probably believed questioning or indicting Bettie Currie would damage their credibility because she's a member of a protected class.  

Bettie Currie did relieve the Clinton pricks of their duty to maintain the cat Socks.  She adopted the cat so the Clinton's could move on to more important things like travel and public speaking.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2012 04:51 PM (TkGkA)

172 He was impeached for lying under oath.

Posted by: whatever at January 04, 2012 04:51 PM (O7ksG)

173 OK, it's late in the thread, I'll bite:

Bush wasn't impeached for lying about WMDs.

Bush never "lied about WMDs". Not once.

Clinton was impeached for a blow job.

Nope, he was impeached for lying under oath. He also had his law license revoked. Considering how difficult it is to

Try Updike and the Rabbit trilogy if you are missing the point...

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 08:39 PM (bMiBl)

I just think people who cite fiction generally have no point.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2012 04:51 PM (73tyQ)

174 Hillary, you could of been king, but for one vote

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 04:52 PM (bMiBl)

175 Meant to finish my sentence:

"Considering how difficult it is to punish a lawyer for ethics violations, it is remarkable that Clinton was reprimanded at all."

Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2012 04:52 PM (73tyQ)

176 I just think people who cite fiction generally have no point.

Fiction and shitty lyrics which might impress pre-teens.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 04, 2012 04:52 PM (Nguzi)

177 That was Hillary's major mistake, voting to invade After 8 years of Bill's shadow war with Saddam, voting to invade was a perfectly reasonable thing for her. Having Bush do it meant she wouldn't have to if/when she ever got to the oval office.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 04, 2012 04:52 PM (BlMii)

178

Try Updike and the Rabbit trilogy if you are missing the point...

Hurry up with my latte.

Posted by: annoyed coffee shop patron at January 04, 2012 04:54 PM (3SvjA)

179 it was an election year so no one read the intel

Haha, that's your defense - they were galactically incompetent?

Logic just isn't your strong suit, is it, billy?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 04, 2012 04:54 PM (Nguzi)

180 The stupid cons blew 200 million trying to persecute Clinton for a perceived attack on a clit?

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 04:54 PM (bMiBl)

181 Hey, "Lick", between NDAA and Illegal nominations, how does it feel to be Lando Calrissian?

I'll bet that deal with Darth Obama is looking worse all the time.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2012 04:55 PM (73tyQ)

182 That vote didn't sink Hillary. Obama's rampant and well documented primary fraud combined with infighting within her campiagn sunk Hillary.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 04, 2012 04:55 PM (BlMii)

183
If Clinton had simply said "yea, she sucked my dick, what of it?" it would have ended right there.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 04, 2012 08:49 PM (BlMii)

During this era, I recall a US Government psychologist who had been convicted of sucking employee's cock's on government property, and was sentenced to a term in a correctional unit?  Don't recall her name, or whether my memory is correct on imprisonment?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2012 04:56 PM (TkGkA)

184 "Considering how difficult it is to punish a lawyer for ethics violations, it is remarkable that Clinton was reprimanded at all."

JHC, I did an internship at a state Bar Association...

GD cons are dumb as a box of

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 04:57 PM (bMiBl)

185  Clinton was impeached for a blow job.

Really?  I thought it was because he had an intern lick his butthole.  And then lied to a Judge about it while under oath.  But I guess that makes him a hero to some folks.

And Bush believed intelligence from all over the world about WMDs.  Yeah,  that's not an impeachable offense there,  mister.  If it was, Kerry also would have been impeached.

Posted by: Dang at January 04, 2012 04:57 PM (BbX1b)

186 I thought my outrage meter had blown years ago but this illegal appointment thing really upsets me. He's given up all pretense of stealth andhe's getting away with it.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 04, 2012 04:58 PM (PddVe)

187 177 Clinton was impeached for a blow job.   Yes, I remember that to be the oft used characterization by noted legal scholar Bill Maher. Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 04, 2012 08:51 PM (aRe/0) Legal scholar? I thought he was a respected theologian...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 04:58 PM (niZvt)

188 Obama's rampant and well documented primary fraud combined with infighting within her campiagn sunk Hillary.

Obama steals elections.  It's how we wound up with the least qualified candidate in American history.  He's never won an election without those kind of dirty tricks.

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 04:59 PM (MMC8r)

189 Legal scholar? I thought he was a respected theologian...

Could be.  He sure ain't no comedian.

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 04:59 PM (MMC8r)

190

The Order of Impeachment was not for seduction of an alluring damsel on US Government property by a superior, which is a crime in and of itself, but for committing perjury before a Federal Magistrate. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2012 08:46 PM (TkGkA)

Just gotta love how this 'Lick' fucktard never seems to come out and challenge this....Keep going with that 'blow job' thing you shitbird.....

Posted by: Portnoy at January 04, 2012 05:00 PM (3wgYt)

191

If Clinton had simply said "yea, she sucked my dick, and I spooged all over her blue dress while I was on the phone with Leon Panetta. It's, like, presidential and stuff... what of it?" it would have ended right there.

updated.

Posted by: thingy at January 04, 2012 05:01 PM (O7ksG)

192
The stupid cons blew 200 million trying to persecute Clinton for a perceived attack on a clit?

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 08:54 PM (bMiBl)

Bill Clinton's Havana Don Pepin Garcia was improperly used as a cooter battering ram when it should have been smoked with a small glass of port. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2012 05:02 PM (TkGkA)

193 I could never figure out why people thought impeachment was worse than jail, or losing your law license.

If any CEO were caught having sex with a 19-year-old intern in the corporate offices and it went public, he would be gone-gone-gone.

And we would have had President Gore who, as incumbent, would have cruised to re-election.

Just think, you could impeach Obama and get President Biden.

Wouldn't that be nice?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2012 05:02 PM (73tyQ)

194 This asshole is a fan?  Shit.  I suck.

Posted by: John Updike at January 04, 2012 05:03 PM (BbX1b)

195 Poor little queef.

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2012 05:03 PM (7W3wI)

196 200 The stupid cons blew 200 million trying to persecute Clinton for a perceived attack on a clit? Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 08:54 PM (bMiBl) Bill Clinton's Havana Don Pepin Garcia was improperly used as a cooter battering ram when it should have been smoked with a small glass of port.  Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2012 09:02 PM (TkGkA) Besides, what was that blue dress doing inside of Monica's pooter, huh?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 05:04 PM (niZvt)

197 The IPad always wants to auto correct my name to steely.

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2012 05:04 PM (7W3wI)

198 JHC, I did an internship at a state Bar Association...

GD cons are dumb as a box of

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 08:57 PM (bMiBl)

Guess which profession has the fewest percentage of practitioners tossed out for ethics violations.

Guess.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2012 05:05 PM (73tyQ)

199 Stupid sex averse cons

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 05:05 PM (bMiBl)

200 207 Stupid sex averse cons

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 09:05 PM (bMiBl)

Yes. Damn them.

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at January 04, 2012 05:06 PM (73tyQ)

201 Raykon is neither a lawyer, nor does he actually know any lawyers. 

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2012 05:06 PM (GTbGH)

202
Is Raykon the original Dum Dum?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2012 05:07 PM (TkGkA)

203 The important context to point out is that Clinton was simply being held to the same standard the Democrats attempted to crucify Clarence Thomas with.

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 05:07 PM (MMC8r)

204 205 The IPad always wants to auto correct my name to steely. Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2012 09:04 PM (7W3wI) You can turn off the auto correct under the settings icon - for the keyboard, I think. More annoying is that anytime I italicize a quote wiyh html symbols, the next word won't capitalize.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 05:07 PM (niZvt)

205

Stupid sex averse cons

Who's calling who 'sex averse', 30 year old virgin boy?

Posted by: fluffy at January 04, 2012 05:07 PM (3SvjA)

206

Harry "Rabbit" Angstrom is 26, has a job selling a kitchen gadget named MagiPeeler, and is married to Janice, a former salesgirl at the store where he worked. They have a two-year-old son named Nelson, and live in Mount Judge, a suburb of Brewer, Pennsylvania. He believes that his marriage is a failure and that something is missing from his life: Having been a basketball star in high school, Harry finds middle-class family life unsatisfying. On the spur of the moment, he decides to leave his family and drive south in an attempt to "escape." However, after getting lost, he returns to his home town. Not wanting to return to his family, he instead visits his old basketball coach, Marty Tothero.

That night, Harry has dinner with Tothero and two girls, one of whom, Ruth Leonard, is a part-time prostitute. Harry and Ruth begin a two-month affair, and Harry moves into her apartment. During this time, Janice moves back into her parents' house and the local Episcopal priest, Jack Eccles, befriends Harry in a futile attempt to get him to reconcile with his wife. Nonetheless, Harry remains with Ruth until the night he learns that she had a fling with his high school nemesis, Ronnie Harrison. Enraged, Harry coerces Ruth into to fellating him. The same night, Harry learns that Janice has given birth, and he leaves Ruth to visit his wife at the hospital.

Reunited with Janice, Harry returns home with her and their daughter, named Rebecca June. Harry attends church one morning and, after walking the minister's wife Lucy home, interprets an invitation from her to come in for a coffee as a sexual advance. When he refuses, she slams the door on him in apparent disgust. Harry returns to his apartment, and, happy about the birth of his daughter, tries to reconcile with Janice. He encourages her to have a whiskey, then, misreading her mood, pressures her to have sex in spite of her postnatal condition. When she refuses and accuses him of treating her like a prostitute, Harry dry humps her, punches her, then leaves her in an attempt to reunite with Ruth. Distraught, Janice gets drunk, and accidentally drowns Rebecca June in the bath tub.

Tothero visits Harry and suggests that the thing he is looking for probably does not exist. At Rebecca June's funeral, Harry's internal and external conflicts result in a sudden proclamation of his innocence in the baby's death. He then runs from the graveyard, pursued by Jack Eccles, until he becomes lost.

After wandering in the woods, Harry returns to Ruth and learns that she is pregnant by him. Though Harry is relieved to discover she has not had an abortion, he is unwilling to divorce Janice. Harry abandons Ruth, still chasing the fleeting feeling he has attempted to grasp during the course of the novel; his fate is uncertain as the novel concludes.


Zzzz... You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Posted by: Dang at January 04, 2012 05:08 PM (BbX1b)

207 "He's never won an election without those kind of dirty tricks." Chicago. Politician.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 04, 2012 05:08 PM (BlMii)

208 The stupid cons blew 200 million trying to persecute ....

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 08:54 PM (bMiBl)

JHC, I did an internship at a state Bar Association...

GD cons are dumb as a box of

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 08:57 PM (bMiBl) 

Sure you did asshole....on your knees.  And now yer applying everything you learned working the counter at a coffee shop...


Posted by: Portnoy at January 04, 2012 05:08 PM (3wgYt)

209 Perjury ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2012 05:09 PM (7W3wI)

210 Is Raykon the original Dum Dum?

Nah, raykon is an entirely different magnitude of pathetic eternal loser.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 04, 2012 05:09 PM (Nguzi)

211 Raykon masses 10 Dum-Dums.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2012 05:09 PM (GTbGH)

212 "Guess which profession has the fewest percentage of practitioners tossed out for ethics violations."

Its because the people complaining are ignorant to the ways of the word

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 05:09 PM (bMiBl)

213 " The IPad always wants to auto correct my name to steely." With Apple you can't have it your way. You'll take it their way and fucking well like it.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 04, 2012 05:10 PM (BlMii)

214 214

So Raykon has shitty taste in 'literature,' too.

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 05:10 PM (MMC8r)

215 213 Stupid sex averse cons Who's calling who 'sex averse', 30 year old virgin boy? Posted by: fluffy at January 04, 2012 09:07 PM (3SvjA) That's unfair. Lick hasn't been a virgin since he bent down to pick up the soap in the middle school locker room shower.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 05:11 PM (niZvt)

216 Picture Jabba the Hutt, then take away his cunning and business acumen.  Increase the grease and stench, and throw in a helper monkey, itself obese, with its own hover round.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2012 05:12 PM (GTbGH)

217 Its because the people complaining are ignorant to the ways of the word

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 09:09 PM (bMiBl)

It must be because there's not enough Persecutors to persecute them....

Posted by: Portnoy at January 04, 2012 05:12 PM (3wgYt)

218 "Guess which profession has the fewest percentage of practitioners tossed out for ethics violations."

Congress members?

Posted by: harry reid at January 04, 2012 05:13 PM (Dgy3m)

219 Dag, Rabbit Run, etc was around 1500 pages. Your stupid little cliff notes are pitiful.

Dag, try Lolita

Stupid cons

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 05:13 PM (bMiBl)

220
Finding out Raykon isn't Dum Dum is very disappointing because I wanted to relate the story of Dummy fellating his girlfriend.  This never gets old, and it probably also applies to Raykon.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2012 05:13 PM (TkGkA)

221 So Raykon has shitty taste in 'literature,' too.
Posted by: nickless

Can you believe that shit?  Fucking drivel.  Does Snooky show up in the next book?

Posted by: Dang at January 04, 2012 05:13 PM (BbX1b)

222 "Picture Jabba the Hutt..." Picture Helen Thomas masturbating.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 05:14 PM (niZvt)

223 fluffy, update your blog plz

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 05:14 PM (bMiBl)

224 The important context to point out is that Clinton was simply being held to the same standard the Democrats attempted to crucify Clarence Thomas with.

Bears repeating. 

(Those 'sex averse' Dems like Ted Kennedy.)

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 05:15 PM (MMC8r)

225 I shut the auto correct off.

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2012 05:15 PM (7W3wI)

226 228 Dag, Rabbit Run, etc was around 1500 pages. Your stupid little cliff notes are pitiful.

Dag, try Lolita

Stupid cons

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 09:13 PM (bMiBl)

Just curious, Ray, what's your opinion on Dumas?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 04, 2012 05:15 PM (ND9u8)

227 Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 09:13 PM (bMiBl) Poor Lick. Your Mom always called you that, right? "Lick! NOW!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 05:15 PM (niZvt)

228 231 Picture Helen Thomas masturbating.

I come to the comments, scroll to the bottom, and literally this is the first one I read.

Well played, sir. And, since you ask, no, I won't be finishing this tuna sandwich

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 04, 2012 05:15 PM (QQAJP)

229 1500 pages of that drivel, and we're pathetic?  Sheesh.

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 05:16 PM (MMC8r)

230 Stupid cons, Rabbit is considered one of the greatest books, series, ever written. And Updike is one of yours. The irony, the irony.

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 05:16 PM (bMiBl)

231 228 Dag, Rabbit Run, etc was around 1500 pages. Your stupid little cliff notes are pitiful.

Dag, try Lolita

Stupid cons

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 09:13 PM (bMiBl)


Apparently you still come off dumber than a stack of shit so try an Archie comic.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 04, 2012 05:16 PM (oBLPv)

232

Your Mom always called you that, right? "Lick! NOW!"

Only when they were out of peanut butter, or after the beagle died.

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 05:17 PM (MMC8r)

233 Ruth Leonard was actually carrying the Shogun's baby.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 04, 2012 05:17 PM (Nguzi)

234 Dag, Rabbit Run, etc was around 1500 pages. Your stupid little cliff notes are pitiful.

Dag, try Lolita

Stupid cons
Posted by: Lick


Take a typing class, fuckstick.

1,500 pages of shit is 1,499 too many.  The notes are from Wiki.  You think I sat there and typed all that shit?  Fucking retard.  Is Jersey Shore really based on those books?  Incredible.

Posted by: Dang at January 04, 2012 05:17 PM (BbX1b)

235 You can still get spell correction even with the auto function off, Steevy. Tap on the suspect word, choose "select," and then "suggested" for alternative spellings.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 05:18 PM (niZvt)

236 At least the current occupant of the white house seems to know how to keep his pants zipped. I'll give him that. Self-control is hard for Bill Clinton.

Posted by: thingy at January 04, 2012 05:18 PM (O7ksG)

237 I am a Cat Lover and I love to run.

Posted by: CLick at January 04, 2012 05:18 PM (Dgy3m)

238

fluffy, update your blog plz

Don't worry about me, Sport.

Does your probation officer know that you are posting on the internet?

Posted by: fluffy at January 04, 2012 05:19 PM (3SvjA)

239 This thread is deader than Alan Colmes' modeling career.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 05:19 PM (niZvt)

240 "Just curious, Ray, what's your opinion on Dumas?"

I say take Texass and shove it. You cons can secede, no one gives a sheet.

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 05:19 PM (bMiBl)

241 Stupid cons, Rabbit is considered one of the greatest books, series, ever written.

It reads like Twilight for the Terminally Mundane.

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 05:19 PM (MMC8r)

242
So Raykon, Ru Paul, and Barney Frank walk into a gay leather bar...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2012 05:20 PM (TkGkA)

243 240 Stupid cons, Rabbit is considered one of the greatest books, series, ever written. And Updike is one of yours. The irony, the irony.

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 09:16 PM (bMiBl)

"Ours" or not is immaterial - let the work stand on its own.  Ironic, or possibly tragic, is your attempt to portray yourself as some kind of intellectual powerhouse, well-read, worldly, and above the fray, but unable to articulate anything more than a gut-level childlike response to criticism.  In a more civilized age, you'd be identified in public as a small man, and ostracized.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 04, 2012 05:21 PM (ND9u8)

244 At least the current occupant of the white house seems to know how to keep his pants zipped.

With help.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 04, 2012 05:21 PM (MMC8r)

245 I Can't hug Every Cat ....

Posted by: CLick at January 04, 2012 05:22 PM (Dgy3m)

246 Updike is one of those overhyped writers that sought profundity writing about the banal suburbs. Alas, there is nothing profound about the banal. Just look at Lick...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 05:22 PM (niZvt)

247 239 1500 pages of that drivel, and we're pathetic?  Sheesh."

I also really loved Atlas Shrugged.

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 05:22 PM (bMiBl)

248
So Raykon, Ru Paul, and Barney Frank walk into a gay leather bar...

And the bartender tells RuPaul and Barney Frank "No pets."

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 05:23 PM (MMC8r)

249 I also really loved Atlas Shrugged.

It's not a how-to manual, dickweed.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 04, 2012 05:24 PM (Nguzi)

250 251 This thread is deader than Alan Colmes' modeling career.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 09:19 PM (niZvt)

Deader than Lick from the neck up....

Posted by: Portnoy at January 04, 2012 05:24 PM (3wgYt)

251

I also really loved Atlas Shrugged.

Awww! Give him a cookie.

Posted by: fluffy at January 04, 2012 05:24 PM (3SvjA)

252 This thread is deader than Alan Colmes' modeling career.

I laughed out loud.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2012 05:24 PM (GTbGH)

253 Every single thing that KO ever said about GWB was projection. All of it. Don't believe me? Check it out. Every sentence starting "Bush is" is a statement by KO that is an accurate description of KO.

Posted by: Jade Sea at January 04, 2012 05:24 PM (Bq9ho)

254 New thread please?

Posted by: Big T Party at January 04, 2012 05:25 PM (hC5jI)

255 252 "You cons can secede, no one gives a sheet." Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 09:19 PM (bMiBl) We already did. Way back in 1776.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 05:25 PM (niZvt)

256 See?  Raykon's just desperate to chit chat about books, music, anal fisting...

He's reduced to compulsively trolling for even the meager response of strangers in the virtual world who loathe him...

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 05:25 PM (MMC8r)

257 252 "Just curious, Ray, what's your opinion on Dumas?"

I say take Texass and shove it. You cons can secede, no one gives a sheet.

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 09:19 PM (bMiBl)

This, fellows, is our resident literary critic.  If anyone can decipher this, please do.  Dan Brown (piss be upon him) can't find a hidden meaning in the above answer to a simple question.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 04, 2012 05:26 PM (ND9u8)

258 The Orange Bowl has been pretty entertaining so far.  Rooting for Clemson just because.

Posted by: Y-not at January 04, 2012 05:27 PM (5H6zj)

259 You progholes can move to North Korea and Cuba. We really wouldn't mind.

Posted by: whatever at January 04, 2012 05:27 PM (O7ksG)

260

214 Zzzz... You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Posted by: Dang at January 04, 2012 09:08 PM (BbX1b)

Wow.  What a who-gives-a-fuck plot.  The way it's written may be original, but looks like it's about just another whiny asshole who can't keep his dick in his pants. 

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 04, 2012 05:27 PM (zpgiG)

261 Maybe the ONT will have some kind of Fighter Jet stuff in it and Lick can tell us how 'Lick' was his call sign and he really liked 'The Art of War' and 'All Your Bases Are Belong to Us'....

Posted by: Portnoy at January 04, 2012 05:28 PM (3wgYt)

262 "Just curious, Ray, what's your opinion on Dumas?"

I say take Texass and shove it. You cons can secede, no one gives a sheet.

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 09:19 PM (bMiBl)

This, fellows, is our resident literary critic.  If anyone can decipher this, please do.  Dan Brown (piss be upon him) can't find a hidden meaning in the above answer to a simple question.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN

Dumas is a shit town in Texas.  Not worth the poor effort on the lads part,  was it?  We really need better trolls.

Posted by: Dang at January 04, 2012 05:28 PM (BbX1b)

263

Wow.  What a who-gives-a-fuck plot.  The way it's written may be original, but looks like it's about just another whiny asshole who can't keep his dick in his pants. 

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 04, 2012 09:27 PM (zpgiG)

Hoss, if you further state that Holden Caulfield and Raskolnikov were whiny pussies that didn't deserve the ink that created them, well...cut, jib, newsletter.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 04, 2012 05:30 PM (ND9u8)

264 "Posted by: Dang at January 04, 2012 09:28 PM (BbX1b)"

Thanks Dagney

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 05:30 PM (bMiBl)

265 I don't care about perjury, subornation of perjury, and obstruction of justice, as long as it's a Democrat doing them.

Also I enjoy inserting blunt objects into my rectum.

Posted by: Lick (spelled with a silent P) at January 04, 2012 05:31 PM (/0HuL)

266

Wow.  What a who-gives-a-fuck plot.  The way it's written may be original, but looks like it's about just another whiny asshole who can't keep his dick in his pants. 


That's not writing, it's typing.

Posted by: Truman Capote at January 04, 2012 05:31 PM (MMC8r)

267 I call my dick Lick, but I can't bend down that far. Trust me, I've tried!

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 05:32 PM (niZvt)

268 Holden Caulfield was a phoney.   I hate phoneys

Posted by: Joe Plugs Biden at January 04, 2012 05:32 PM (UqKQV)

269 Stupid stupid stupid cons, you wouldn't know good writing if it bit you in your big old behind.

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 05:32 PM (bMiBl)

270

You progholes can move to North Korea

"Nothing to Envy" - that's what the gov't in North Korea tell their people.  Probably wouldn't pass Lick's standards for a good book but what do I know I'm just a stupid con ....

Posted by: CLick at January 04, 2012 05:32 PM (Dgy3m)

271 OK to discuss the Orange Bowl ? I mean it might be frivolous when we've got a world to save here, and if we don't talk about SERIOUS shit 24/7, the Mayans might be early, right?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2012 05:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

272 "Holden Caulfield was a phoney"

Stupido, it was a style of writing. Very unique

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 05:33 PM (bMiBl)

273 Dan Brown is a phoney, too.  Anti-Catholic Pope-hating phoney......

Posted by: Aldo Moro at January 04, 2012 05:33 PM (UqKQV)

274 You know what's a good book?  Das Kapital.  Yeah!

Posted by: Lick (spelled with a silent P) at January 04, 2012 05:35 PM (/0HuL)

275 Another good game tonight. I think the BCS committee is going to have lots of meetings to see to it that boring one sided games are guaranteed next year so they can go to commercials more often

Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2012 05:35 PM (Y+DPZ)

276 Stupid, stupid, stupid cons. You have no idea how good butt doinking dead koala bears feels!

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 05:35 PM (niZvt)

277 I've got something for you to lick, Lick.  Right up your alley, eh?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan's psychotic side at January 04, 2012 05:35 PM (UqKQV)

278 Dumas is a shit town in Texas.  Not worth the poor effort on the lads part,  was it?  We really need better trolls.

Posted by: Dang at January 04, 2012 09:28 PM (BbX1b)

Trolls being what they are, this is probably as good as it gets.  I'd like to get James Carville on here sometime, just to see if we could tighten his brow to the point that his pate split, but that will never happen.  We're in the bowels, so we get the rats. 

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 04, 2012 05:35 PM (ND9u8)

279 Posted by: Lick (spelled with a silent P) at January 04, 2012 09:35 PM (/0HuL)

+1 for Young Ones reference

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 05:35 PM (MMC8r)

280 Stupido, it was a style of writing. Very unique

Speaking of stupid, there are no varying degrees of uniqueness; something is either unique or it isn't.   And you, Corn-troll-io, are not.

Posted by: meekrob at January 04, 2012 05:37 PM (/0HuL)

281

Hoss, if you further state that Holden Caulfield and Raskolnikov were whiny pussies that didn't deserve the ink that created them, well...cut, jib, newsletter.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 04, 2012 09:30 PM (ND9u

It's mostly just a low tolerance for angst.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 04, 2012 05:38 PM (zpgiG)

282 Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 09:35 PM (MMC8r)

I'm so glad someone caught that.

Posted by: meekrob at January 04, 2012 05:38 PM (/0HuL)

283 Meaghan McCain's writing style is 'very' unique, too.

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 05:38 PM (MMC8r)

284 Do you know any Cliff Richards??

 'Hum a few bars and I'll smash your face in!!"

Posted by: Prick at January 04, 2012 05:40 PM (3wgYt)

285 So this is what Warden Norton meant, that day in solitary.

Posted by: Andy Dufresne at January 04, 2012 05:40 PM (tECC8)

286 Is it correct to say Meghan is "very stacked"?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 05:40 PM (niZvt)

287

“I was not given a legitimate opportunity to host under acceptable conditions,”

Acceptable conditions?  ACCEPTABLE FUCKING CONDITIONS???  For hosting a goddamn TV show?!?

Try working for free for 7 months just so you can try to keep from filing for bankruptcy and sending your employees down to the unemployment lines.  What, you didn't get an adequate massage for your hyperinflated ego?  Six figures just not cutting it for you without your additional stipulations? 

Fuck you you fucking fat, overprivileged fuck.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 04, 2012 05:41 PM (rX1N2)

288

Just curious, Ray, what's your opinion on Dumas?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 04, 2012 09:15 PM

I told you, I hate you stupid dumas cons

Posted by: Lick Wallpaper at January 04, 2012 05:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

289 I wonder which "FEMA" camp I will be assigned to as a result of hanging out here?  Hopefully it will have a very unique library.  And pool boys.

Posted by: CLick at January 04, 2012 05:43 PM (Dgy3m)

290 286 "Holden Caulfield was a phoney"

Stupido, it was a style of writing. Very unique

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 09:33 PM (bMiBl)

Your continued protestations are serving you well - you get the attention you desire.  All I ask is that you quit pretending to be some student of "great books" when you don't recognize Dumas as anything other than some town in Texas.  Your education is shortsighted, your knowledge is nonexistent, and your insights and comments, such drivel as they are, are disregarded on sight.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 04, 2012 05:43 PM (ND9u8)

291 Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 04, 2012 09:30 PM (ND9u

Stop bitching about your "existential crisis" or your mommy issues.  Fix it, or just say "Fuck it" and bail.  No one gives a shit about your problems.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 04, 2012 05:43 PM (zpgiG)

292 Hewp! Fowe Gawdsakes Hewp!

Posted by: Lick Frozen Flagpole at January 04, 2012 05:44 PM (niZvt)

293 It's apparent Lick was spatchcocked as a child, and never recovered.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 04, 2012 05:44 PM (SAMxH)

294 Pick 6, West Virginia!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2012 05:44 PM (Y+DPZ)

295 Holy crap!  What happened? 

Posted by: Y-not watching the Orange Bowl at January 04, 2012 05:44 PM (5H6zj)

296 Posted by: irongrampa at January 04, 2012 09:44 PM (SAMxH)

errr...Enlighten me please...

Posted by: Portnoy at January 04, 2012 05:46 PM (3wgYt)

297 Keith Olbermann Presents a Keith Olbermann Production of a Keith Olberman Special Presentation: Keith Olbermann's Special Election Edition of Keith Olbermann's Countdown with Keith Olbermann. Starring Keith Olbermann. Featuring Keith Olbermann and with a Special Surprise Appearance by Keith Olbermann. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 04, 2012 08:33 PM (i0App) You're stealing my act, motherfucker.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy on the set of Harlem Nights at January 04, 2012 05:46 PM (FIE/L)

298 Lick earned his moniker at the school bus stop, working hard for the money, IYKWIM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 05:46 PM (niZvt)

299 Stupid, stupid, stupid cons, your mastas are steering you wrong, on purpose. You seek to understand, but they hire you to do the light lifting, the repetitiveness, as it wears any one down. Then they turn you to fighting among your selves, for the crumbs.

Oh Lord

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 05:46 PM (bMiBl)

300 It's apparent Lick was spatchcocked as a child, and never recovered

Did thomeone thay cock?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at January 04, 2012 05:46 PM (/0HuL)

301 Stop bitching about your "existential crisis" or your mommy issues.  Fix it, or just say "Fuck it" and bail.  No one gives a shit about your problems.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 04, 2012 09:43 PM (zpgiG)

Yep, newsletter. Consider me subscribed.  I would exempt that guy from "The Transformation", however.  Turning into a giant beetle is worthy of some complaint.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 04, 2012 05:46 PM (ND9u8)

302

Holy crap! What happened? 

Well teh Bruins are winning 6-1 and Celtics are up by 20 .... ohh the Orange Bowl - I got nothing.

 

Posted by: CLick at January 04, 2012 05:46 PM (Dgy3m)

303 Since this has been an open thread for 8 hours I have a question for anyone else who contributed to Perry this year. I've only contributed to Perry this year. Lo and behold I receive an email from Santorum this morning. Has any other Perry contributors received email from Santorum today? I suspect Perry sold his list. Either that or Santorum got my email from the list of people who unsubscribed from GOP.com

Posted by: Wink Martindale at January 04, 2012 05:47 PM (tECC8)

304 309 Holy crap!  What happened?  Posted by: Y-not watching the Orange Bowl at January 04, 2012 09:44 PM (5H6zj) What??

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 05:47 PM (niZvt)

305 Hey, look, Corntrollio is projecting again.  *yawn*

Posted by: meekrob at January 04, 2012 05:47 PM (/0HuL)

306 All I ask is that you quit pretending to be some student of "great books" when you don't recognize Dumas as anything other than some town in Texas

Shit, I knew who he was and I'm an idjit.

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 05:48 PM (MMC8r)

307 Has any other Perry contributors received email from Santorum today? I suspect Perry sold his list.

Nope. 

I've donated twice -- a couple of months ago and a week or so ago. 

Santorum probably got your email from the RNC, your local Party, or perhaps even a place like Hot Air or some other on-line thing you read. 

Posted by: Y-not watching the Orange Bowl at January 04, 2012 05:49 PM (5H6zj)

308 Wow, it's still here...
Dude, are you flogging yerself with a strand of barbed wire while you post here??
Here's a suggestion.  Put the wire into a 5 foot section of garden hose, tie one end of the wire  to yer bedpost...cram the whole thing up yer old tan tailpipe...pull the hose out and run like hell...

Posted by: Portnoy at January 04, 2012 05:50 PM (3wgYt)

309 309 Holy crap!  What happened? 
Posted by: Y-not watching the Orange Bowl at January 04, 2012 09:44 PM

The Clemson back had the ball stripped from him while trying to cross the goal line, and the WV defense carried that sucker 99 yards the other way.

Don't see plays like that too often

Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2012 05:50 PM (Y+DPZ)

310 320 All I ask is that you quit pretending to be some student of "great books" when you don't recognize Dumas as anything other than some town in Texas Do the Three Musketeer's really qualify as "great literature," though?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 05:51 PM (niZvt)

311 313 Stupid, stupid, stupid cons, your mastas are steering you wrong, on purpose. You seek to understand, but they hire you to do the light lifting, the repetitiveness, as it wears any one down. Then they turn you to fighting among your selves, for the crumbs.

Oh Lord

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 09:46 PM (bMiBl)

2 sides to every coin, then: what particular purpose are you serving?  Bring the light and knowledge, pest.  Until you prove some kind of worth and value, you're just itchy feet that can type a decent fascimile of the English language.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 04, 2012 05:51 PM (ND9u8)

312 Dumas is a Dumbass? Did he live in Texass?

Nothing of consequence comes up in any search.

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 05:51 PM (bMiBl)

313

Yep, newsletter. Consider me subscribed.  I would exempt that guy from "The Transformation", however.  Turning into a giant beetle is worthy of some complaint.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 04, 2012 09:46 PM (ND9u

Nah, I kind of liked The Metamorphasis for some reason I can't remember.  I also liked McTeague, but probably because I was 17 at the time I read it, and it ended with a shoot-out and a guy handcuffed to a corpse.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 04, 2012 05:51 PM (zpgiG)

314 Do the Three Musketeer's really qualify as "great literature," though?

Meh.  Damn fine candy bar, though.

Posted by: meekrob at January 04, 2012 05:52 PM (/0HuL)

315 And now Raykon, his insecurity peaking because of being exposed as a poseur, lashes out at #313...

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 05:52 PM (MMC8r)

316 "Do the Three Musketeer's really qualify as "great literature," though? "

Supposedly

Forget it

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 05:53 PM (bMiBl)

317 326 Dumas is a Dumbass? Did he live in Texass? Nothing of consequence comes up in any search. Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 09:51 PM (bMiBl) what are you searching, your bellybutton for lint? Try Alexander Dumas, Dumkoff.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 05:53 PM (niZvt)

318 Why are you discussing frivolous things like college football when there's the matter of what happens in New Hampshire !

Get serious or get out !!!

Posted by: Moron Serious Issues Compliance Commission at January 04, 2012 05:53 PM (Y+DPZ)

319 Has any other Perry contributors received email from Santorum today? I suspect Perry sold his list. No. But three days after I gave Scott Brown $ to take the "Kennedy Seat", my fucking credit card was hacked to buy memberships to 5 or 6 pron sites. That's when I should have known that he was a stealth Donk like the Maine Sisters. Shuddup, ya jackwagons. Cur doesn't PAY for pron.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2012 05:54 PM (FIE/L)

320 Do the Three Musketeer's really qualify as "great literature," though?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 09:51 PM (niZvt)

Touche'...

Great movie(s) though...the 70's ones..not that dogshit with the Young Guns Mk2 Mod 1

Posted by: Portnoy at January 04, 2012 05:54 PM (3wgYt)

321 Who's Dumas, one of those stupid con writers whose books nobody buys?

Posted by: Lick Wallpaper at January 04, 2012 05:55 PM (Y+DPZ)

322 326 Dumas is a Dumbass? Did he live in Texass? Nothing of consequence comes up in any search. Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 09:51 PM (bMiBl) what are you searching, your bellybutton for lint? Try Alexander Dumas, Dumkoff. Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 09:53 PM (niZvt) pere or fils?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2012 05:56 PM (FIE/L)

323 Do the Three Musketeer's really qualify as "great literature," though?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 09:51 PM (niZvt)

If not, "The Count of Monte Cristo" certainly does.  That's aside from the fact that the five novel series that began with "The Three Musketeers" was one of the most heavily researched pieces of historical fiction ever undertaken, before the genre even existed. That said, and for the record, I'd say the original translastion of "Musketeers" does qualify as a great novel.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 04, 2012 05:56 PM (ND9u8)

324 Posted by: Y-not watching the Orange Bowl at January 04, 2012 09:49 PM (5H6zj) Thanks Y-not. I didn't want to think Perry passed my addy along. Perhsps it was GOP.com but I unsubscribed early 2011 or late last year. Bastards. I did have to unsubscribe 3 different times.

Posted by: Wink Martindale at January 04, 2012 05:56 PM (tECC8)

325 "Shuddup, ya jackwagons. Cur doesn't PAY for pron." Anyone stupid enough to pay for pron doesn't deserve pron. However, are you sure that Breeding Danes is really a porn site?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 05:57 PM (niZvt)

326 334 Do the Three Musketeer's really qualify as "great literature," though? Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 09:51 PM

How about The Man in the Iron Mask or The Count of Monte Crisco?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2012 05:57 PM (Y+DPZ)

327 The correct answer to any question about Dumas is, "Père or fils?"  The Three Musketeers may or may not be high art, but Camille was the basis for La Traviata.

My 12-year-old son knows Dumas.

Posted by: VKI at January 04, 2012 05:58 PM (TKoA3)

328 ONT is up.

Loser troll will try to insinuate itself, mess with our wimmin.  Will sleep alone.  Again.

Posted by: nickless at January 04, 2012 05:58 PM (MMC8r)

329 The Count of Monte Crisco

LOL That sounds like something Lick would enjoy.

Posted by: meekrob at January 04, 2012 05:58 PM (/0HuL)

330 My latest Google surch shows that D'Artagnan actually fought at the Alamo and really missed his mom...

Posted by: Licked at January 04, 2012 05:59 PM (3wgYt)

331 Somewhere, right now, a glory hole is missing its mouth.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 04, 2012 05:59 PM (rX1N2)

332 Someone here told me that Herman Melville wrote Moby Dick.

Did Moby ever write back?

Posted by: Lick Wallpaper at January 04, 2012 06:00 PM (Y+DPZ)

333 How about The Man in the Iron Mask or The Count of Monte Crisco? I thought Count Crisco sold out to Aunt Mazola?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 06:01 PM (niZvt)

334 "Alexander Dumas, Dumkoff."

I searched the above and nothin of consequence was returned

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 06:02 PM (bMiBl)

335 341 The correct answer to any question about Dumas is, "Père or fils?"  The Three Musketeers may or may not be high art, but Camille was the basis for La Traviata.

My 12-year-old son knows Dumas.

Posted by: VKI at January 04, 2012 09:58 PM (TKoA3)

Good for you, and your son.  Too bad they don't write novels with the same themes these days.  Off to the ONT, all for one and one for bad jokes about moronette b00bs, stories about pets, and talk about strangers' days!  NTTAWWT.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 04, 2012 06:02 PM (ND9u8)

336 346 Someone here told me that Herman Melville wrote Moby Dick. Did Moby ever write back? Posted by: Lick Wallpaper at January 04, 2012 10:00 PM (Y+DPZ) just a short squirt or two.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 04, 2012 06:02 PM (niZvt)

337 Like Andy Hardy and the Judge
Like Zeus and Mercury Like Dumas Fils and Père
In trouble sickness and in health
We'll share the plant and share the wealth

Posted by: Mr. Mushlick at January 04, 2012 06:06 PM (RN90h)

338 Packets noted

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 04, 2012 06:16 PM (Gm0bu)

339 No heterosexual American male causes this much drama. Just sayin'.

Posted by: SurferDoc at January 04, 2012 06:22 PM (6H6FZ)

340

Bettie Currie did relieve the Clinton pricks of their duty to maintain the cat Socks.  She adopted the cat so the Clinton's could move on to more important things like travel and public speaking.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2012 08:51 PM (TkGkA)

I wish she would've taken Buddy too; otherwise he probably wouldn't have been hit and killed by a car at their New York place.  He was just a fucking photo-op plant for those worthless white trash grifters and they never gave a damn about him.  Too bad he never went to a good family.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 04, 2012 06:58 PM (9AVhU)

341 Back to Jabba the Olbermann - It takes a certain talent to move DOWN from pMSNBC.

Posted by: csm at January 04, 2012 07:43 PM (P8mj5)

342 You really make it seem so uderstandable with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me.

Posted by: Wabi Sabi Love ePub at January 05, 2012 07:42 PM (cqRVE)

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