February 24, 2012

Shock: Peta's New Ad Mixes Sex, Outrage
— Ace

I heard about this on Adam Carolla (the Schmoes Know show, 2/16/12, at 42:50 and running for about six minutes).

He makes all the obvious points. Peta's big tactic is to claim they want to run an ad at the Superbowl. The ad (as he envisions it) involves a bunch of supermodels milking cows, and then milking each other's actual human breasts.

Then the network hosting the Superbowl says "We're not running that" and Peta makes that the news, shouting "What? You won't run an ad of women milking each other? Censorship!" And they get press for an ad they never intended to run at all.

Meanwhile, did they have the $30 million to run the ad? What would they do if the network said "Yes"? They'd just walk away meekly.

So anyway, Content Warning. The campaign is for an imaginary syndrome called "Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked The Bottom out of me." The claim made is that if a guy goes vegan -- begins eating estrogen-generating soy and shit -- he'll suddenly be a sexual superman who "knocks the bottom" out of his girlfriend.

Anyone find it likely that alfalfa-eaters are suddenly going to turn into, I don't know, Charles M. Blow all of a sudden?

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1 soy makes men ghey

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at February 24, 2012 08:36 AM (mfbqu)

2 the president is a scoamf

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at February 24, 2012 08:36 AM (mfbqu)

3

Peta's New Ad Mixes Sex, Outrage

 

Rick Santorum hit hardest.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 24, 2012 08:37 AM (+inic)

4 love hurts.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at February 24, 2012 08:37 AM (mfbqu)

5 I can knock your bottom, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Barney Frank, J.D. at February 24, 2012 08:38 AM (UqKQV)

6 I would think a woman would be more concerned if a man liked seafood and such, cause if he'll eat mollusks, clams, oysters, squid, and octopi, well, you know, etc. etc.

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2012 08:39 AM (/ZZCn)

7 What an ugly, unattractive ad. How appropriate for PETA. And---just by the way---there is absolutely nothing which prevents any private entity like the Superbowl or those broadcasting it from rejecting any damn thing they want to. There is no "freedom of speech" for commercial speech, and nobody is legally compelled to accept advertising revenue, or to run ads, they do not wish to. The First Amendment protects against government censorship; it prevents the government from suppressing speech. It does not affect private entities in any way.

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at February 24, 2012 08:39 AM (zO0pI)

8 "In mammalian oral anatomy, the canine teeth... ....are relatively long, pointed teeth."
 "They evolved and are used primarily for firmly holding food in order to tear it apart, and occasionally as weapons."

Oh yea... designed for meat...

Posted by: WheelmanForHire at February 24, 2012 08:39 AM (l8nIR)

9

Ah yes!  I'd heard about this "commercial."        I enjoy knowing that PETA doesn't want me to eat pork, but they have no problem with implying that women really enjoy being      banged so hard they're         physically injured.      That's not creepy or rapey at all.    "Hey guys!   Eat your     sprouts      and watch your lady try to sit down     after!       The pain you've caused her       is a laugh a minute!"

 

I mean, is that     appealing in any way, shape or form?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 24, 2012 08:40 AM (4df7R)

10 I think I turned gay watching that.

Posted by: cherry π at February 24, 2012 08:40 AM (OhYCU)

11 That may be the stupidest f***ing commercial I've ever seen.  I would watch the naked chicks milking eachother though.  Call me a traditionalist.

Posted by: OSUsux at February 24, 2012 08:41 AM (DFXmi)

12 that's the stupidest ad since the Siri douchebag one

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 24, 2012 08:41 AM (SB0V2)

13 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 24, 2012 08:41 AM (8y9MW)

14 Can someone explain "knock the bottom out" ? I don't think I can watch the vid.

Posted by: tasker at February 24, 2012 08:41 AM (r2PLg)

15 I know I was all excited for the milking! see Adam is a creative genius!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 24, 2012 08:41 AM (SB0V2)

16
Algae Power!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2012 08:41 AM (r+9M6)

17 I'm surprised the woman's groups aren't complaining. He banged her so hard her her neck is sprained? That isn't abuse?

Posted by: mike at February 24, 2012 08:42 AM (xVnt3)

18 Soy mimics estrogen and is not particularly good for men. If you want to remain one anyway. They've also proven adverse health studies in male born babies from vegan moms.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 24, 2012 08:42 AM (Qxdfp)

19
"learn to go vegan safely"
Kinda tells you everything you need to know compared to a commonsense omnivore diet.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 24, 2012 08:43 AM (2TRSa)

20 15 tasker some skinny young girl is all beat up, can't walk, because her McLovin-looking beta male boyfriend has apparently gone Vegan and become a sex machine that's it. It's filmed really gritty and ugly and the girl looks like crap except for her ass (which has a wedge from her cheap panties) it's icky

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 24, 2012 08:43 AM (SB0V2)

21 Why would People Eating Tasty Animals put out an add like this? /s

Seriously, though, what exactly is PETA's beef (if you will) with human beings surviving?  Because what the world moving to an all vegetable diet would really mean is mass starvation- not to mention various diseases and health problems.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 24, 2012 08:43 AM (8y9MW)

22 Wait...never mind. I got it all backwards after reading about the House guy kicked in the balls episode.

Posted by: tasker at February 24, 2012 08:43 AM (r2PLg)

23 13 that's the stupidest ad since the Siri douchebag one  

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 24, 2012 12:41 PM (SB0V2)

 

To which I must ask, which one?   All the Siri    commercials are populated by douchebags    (YMMV).

 

Though that idiot    "Call me Rock God" kid probably takes the cake.   Yeah    sure    ,      kid.      You can play "Stairway to Heaven."    You're a regular Eric Clapton.   

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 24, 2012 08:44 AM (4df7R)

24
Seeing that skinny chick makes me hungry to go out and get a Triple Decker Bacon and Swiss CheeseBurger.  with a side of Chicken Poppers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2012 08:44 AM (r+9M6)

25 I'm confused.

Most vegans look like they couldn't lift a heavy purse let alone engage in rigorous sexual activity.

Veganism - because medieval serfs had it too good.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2012 08:44 AM (7BU4a)

26 everyone knows that chewing tobacco makes you a goddamned sexual tyrannasaurus

Posted by: Jessie 'tinfoil' Ventura at February 24, 2012 08:44 AM (27KAF)

27 Since when do vegan 'men' have girlfriends?

Posted by: cherry π at February 24, 2012 08:44 AM (OhYCU)

28 One year, they did this performance art where they had naked chicks in large styrofoam trays, laying in blood, covered with plastic wrap like meat. All I could think was how do they breath?

Posted by: mike at February 24, 2012 08:44 AM (xVnt3)

29 PETA is an awesome scam. A few liberals at the top get paid massive salaries to jet around to conferences, appear on TV, and gin up street theater controversies while a bunch of idiot liberal volunteers do all their fundraising for free by convincing rich liberal idiots to donate to them.

You have to admire the sheer Chutzpah of the whole scheme.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at February 24, 2012 08:44 AM (azHfB)

30 I swear the latest Apple ads are an attempt to get Zombie Jobs to rise from his grave

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 24, 2012 08:44 AM (SB0V2)

31 my boyfriend claimed to vegan and tricked me out of my panties. again.

Posted by: hippiechick at February 24, 2012 08:45 AM (Jg7uO)

32 He needed more sunlight and Vitamin D.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at February 24, 2012 12:41 PM (hXJOG)


Might want to add a pint or two of blood along with weight training.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 24, 2012 08:45 AM (2TRSa)

33

Manatees are vegetarian. Jaguars are meat eaters. You decide.

Posted by: Sad Dad at February 24, 2012 08:45 AM (Rwrs+)

34 I'm surprised the woman's groups aren't complaining. He banged her so hard her her neck is sprained? That isn't abuse?
***
She should put some ice on that.

Posted by: Bill CLinton at February 24, 2012 08:45 AM (7BU4a)

35 it's icky Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 24, 2012 12:43 PM (SB0V2)\ ******** Thanks. Gawd that's stupid.

Posted by: tasker at February 24, 2012 08:45 AM (r2PLg)

36 Since when do vegan 'men' have girlfriends?
***
H8ter

Posted by: Rupaul at February 24, 2012 08:46 AM (7BU4a)

37 some times love don't feel like it should...........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at February 24, 2012 08:46 AM (mfbqu)

38 Anybody know a vegan or vegetarian who could in any way be characterized as especially virile?

Not saying they don't exist but not in my personal experience.

(Where I work there was a minor kerfuffle when it came out that the cafeteria had been using Worcestershire sauce in some vegetarian dishes. Turns out that they objected to the tiny amount of anchovy that a teaspoon would add to an entree.)

Posted by: Have Blue at February 24, 2012 08:46 AM (IKTC8)

39 They do go out of their way to be offensive. I remember the chicken holocaust campaign they did lamenting about the "murder" of 2 million chickens a year in a "holocaust." The put up these billboards in LA in a Jewish area. They took them down and apologized but a couple of years later, they were using them in Germany. They are truly a bunch of assholes.

Posted by: mike at February 24, 2012 08:46 AM (xVnt3)

40 I swear the latest Apple ads are an attempt to get Zombie Jobs to rise from his grave

I haven't seen them (DVR: because commercials should happen to other people).  In what way(s) are they bad?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 24, 2012 08:46 AM (8y9MW)

41 I'm pretty sure Charles M. Blow would put his "stuff" in a bowl of warm tofu.

Posted by: tasker at February 24, 2012 08:46 AM (r2PLg)

42 Vegans are also known for room-clearing levels of flatulence, as a side-effect of their diet. That **really** attracts the ladies!

Posted by: Oregon Is Dumber Than Dirt at February 24, 2012 08:47 AM (QgAFR)

43 29
When they switch rolls. Somebody gets to be the girl at some point.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 24, 2012 08:47 AM (Qxdfp)

44 They have a gay version too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHxWvUpC46I&feature=relmfu

Posted by: Payaso at February 24, 2012 08:47 AM (r5LTU)

45 Even when I was a vegan myself I didn't like vegan men, or even vegetarian men.

Posted by: Lilikoi at February 24, 2012 08:47 AM (M8mn0)

46 Except for the cute ass, the chick looks like a junkie.

If that's the strange I would get if I go vegan, I'm going out for a burger.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 24, 2012 08:48 AM (nEUpB)

47
Why this is genius!

If anything can get me to give up steak and burgers it is seeing a bunch unattainable untouchable naked women on a screen.

Because I can't see that kinda stuff nowhere.


Posted by: soothsayer at February 24, 2012 08:48 AM (G/zuv)

48

I know that I find sexual battery of women to be funny myself.

 

 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 24, 2012 08:48 AM (VtjlW)

49 Do vegan men have a vegana?

Posted by: cherry π at February 24, 2012 08:48 AM (OhYCU)

50 Military docs don't have time to dick around. There was this kid that went all the way vegan-whatever you call that-and he was complaining of being tired all the time. Doc went to Burger King and ate a Whopper in front of him. Or so I am told...

Posted by: tasker at February 24, 2012 08:48 AM (r2PLg)

51 Allen it's hard to exactly explain, they are just going straight for the youth/iphone asshole audience with them just lots of douchiness these ads would NEVER have been allowed by Jobs

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 24, 2012 08:49 AM (SB0V2)

52 Animals serve two purposes - they must please the palate and/or fit well.  That is all.

Posted by: Not an Artist at February 24, 2012 08:49 AM (Lo/3Q)

53 No carnivore will ever invade our vaginas!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow and Meghan McCain at February 24, 2012 08:49 AM (azHfB)

54 Yeah, we all know that sprouts make you into a goddam sexual tyrannosaurus. You bet, PETA.

Posted by: joncelli at February 24, 2012 08:49 AM (RD7QR)

55 Anyone know a single male vegan who is not a beta-male pussy? Case in point: Moby

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 24, 2012 08:50 AM (BDGkt)

56
I'm serious did that commercial make anybody else hungry for something with meat in it?  Maybe seeing skinny people just does that to me.


I did learn though that vegans are prone to neck injuries.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2012 08:50 AM (r+9M6)

57 they are just going straight for the youth/iphone asshole audience with them

I dunno.  I thought Mac guy vs Windows guy was pretty douchey.  Some of them especially so.  These are yet worse?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 24, 2012 08:50 AM (8y9MW)

58 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 24, 2012 12:48 PM (VtjlW)

Stop whining. It's just chicks. It's not like they were hurting turtles or millipedes or vultures.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 24, 2012 08:50 AM (nEUpB)

59
Picture that guys sternum collapsing is she parks her skinny ass on his chest.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 24, 2012 08:51 AM (2TRSa)

60 62 Actually that was the first thing that came to my mind after I posted that to you! Yes that dude was sooooo douchey Imagine a world populated by only him and his douchier friends no "PC" guy (who was the saving grace of those ads)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 24, 2012 08:51 AM (SB0V2)

61

Jackhammerin' boyfriend is patching a hole in the wall ostensibly (word of the day) caused by her head repeatedly banging into it.  Seems to me she'd  have a concussion, or a possible skull fracture from breaking drywall with her head, not just  jammed neck vertabrae.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2012 08:51 AM (4q5tP)

62

Wildebeast: Vegan

Lion: Carnivore.....That requires his females go kill his meat for him or he will withhold his sexual favors.

You decide

Posted by: Alamo at February 24, 2012 08:52 AM (m/tN9)

63 Eat more meat, grow more meat.  The Science is Settled.

Posted by: toby928© at February 24, 2012 08:52 AM (GTbGH)

64 Do vegan men have a vegana?

LSHISUBS

(Laughing so hard I spit up bean sprouts)

Posted by: Payaso at February 24, 2012 08:53 AM (r5LTU)

65 Imagine a world populated by only him and his douchier friends

No, thank you.  What else do you have on the menu?

Yeah, I give them 5 years- at the outside- before they run the company into the ground again.  None of them realized what Jobs was doing, and he either wouldn't, or couldn't, teach them.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 24, 2012 08:53 AM (8y9MW)

66 20 Soy mimics estrogen and is not particularly good for men. If you want to remain one anyway. They've also proven adverse health studies in male born babies from vegan moms.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo

Beer and bourbon also contain phytoestrogens.  I drink red wine and scotch.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2012 08:53 AM (dZ756)

67 Eat more meat, grow more meat. The Science is Settled.

Posted by: toby928© at February 24, 2012 12:52 PM (GTbGH)


With the appropriate adult beverage.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 24, 2012 08:54 AM (2TRSa)

68 hooray. I unbanned myself by rebooting my DSL modem, which gave me a new IP address

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 24, 2012 08:54 AM (bZCw7)

69 her elbows were kinda pointy, tho.   Ass was okay; could use some pilates

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, with algae between his knees at February 24, 2012 08:54 AM (UqKQV)

70 I thought Vegan girls were required to have cats and hair on their legs?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at February 24, 2012 12:47 PM (hXJOG)

cats are carnivores.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 24, 2012 08:54 AM (z1N6a)

71 The real vegans don't eat meat, dairy, eggs, etc. Unless you are obsessed over your diet and don't mind feeling like crap, I don't know how you can live that way. However, there is a lifestyle ( I don't know what else to call it) where the people deliberately undernourish themselves, i.e., they are calorie starved. It's suppose to make them live longer. I know someone on it. It makes him look 20 years older than he really is.

Posted by: mike at February 24, 2012 08:55 AM (xVnt3)

72 Drudge is notoriously lazy.

Posted by: Jimbo at February 24, 2012 08:55 AM (O3R/2)

73 So the vegan made his voice get really high too? Ouch. Sorry. Methinks Vegan boy would be a little weak...

Posted by: dagny at February 24, 2012 08:55 AM (u50z0)

74 test

Posted by: mike at February 24, 2012 08:55 AM (xVnt3)

75 Eat more meat, grow more meat. The Science is Settled.


Not going to start eating wood to get wood, sorry.

Posted by: fluffy at February 24, 2012 08:56 AM (vRSeu)

76 Posted by: mike at February 24, 2012 12:55 PM (xVnt3)

What's got you so testy?  Do you need some of Ace's Light Therapy?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 24, 2012 08:56 AM (8y9MW)

77 Shit! A post with no links gets eaten. Another posts gets "we no longer offer that service" message and a third post disappears entirely. WTF???

Posted by: mike at February 24, 2012 08:56 AM (xVnt3)

78
After the collapse and everybody goes "The Road", I bet the vegans are the tastiest when sauteed correctly.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2012 08:56 AM (r+9M6)

79 I will never forget the bumper sticker I saw on I-5 in Encinitas:

"Meat is yummy."

Posted by: Jimbo at February 24, 2012 08:56 AM (O3R/2)

80 I kinda want a seafood louie for lunch or maybe a cobb salad, or maybe a cobb louie, but not with that fake crab ("krab") shit.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2012 08:57 AM (dZ756)

81 I have a question.  What is a seminar caller?  Rush keeps calling people that that are calling in to him.  Did it yesterday and just did it again.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 24, 2012 08:57 AM (l/N7H)

82

I mean, is that appealing in any way, shape or form?

 

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................

Posted by: dagny at February 24, 2012 08:57 AM (u50z0)

83 Everybody knows that the term "vegan" is derived from an American Indian word meaning "lousy hunter".

Posted by: Nighthawk at February 24, 2012 08:57 AM (RSqz2)

84 That skinny dude couldn't knock the bottom out of an Asian midget.

Posted by: Mr Pink at February 24, 2012 08:57 AM (hv31d)

85

 Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2012 12:56 PM

And no wasting ammo cause you can kill them with a stick!

Posted by: Alamo at February 24, 2012 08:58 AM (m/tN9)

86 Fourth post eaten! I'll try getting rid of the naughty words: The real vegans don't eat meat, dairy, eggs, etc. Unless you are obsessed over your d*** and don't mind feeling like crap, I don't know how you can live that way. However, there is a lifestyle ( I don't know what else to call it) where the people deliberately undernourish themselves, i.e., they are calorie starved. It's suppose to make them live longer. I know someone on it. It makes him look 20 years older than he really is.

Posted by: mike at February 24, 2012 08:58 AM (xVnt3)

87 "seminar callers" are paid to call conservative radio shows and deliver standard "questions" that have been prepped for them

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 24, 2012 08:58 AM (SB0V2)

88 Yep, it was the "D" word preventing my comment from appearing.

Posted by: mike at February 24, 2012 08:58 AM (xVnt3)

89
"Meat is yummy."

Posted by: Jimbo at February 24, 2012 12:56 PM (O3R/2)


yes, it truly is.  How's your bologna?  Tubular?  Firm?

Posted by: Barney Frank, J.D. at February 24, 2012 08:58 AM (UqKQV)

90 88 Like an axelrod troll. Someone who has been paid or coached or received talking points and told to call,write,blog, etc. the left's points. Concern trolls but on the radio. They orginated in "seminars" for the libturds to infiltrate conserv radio et al.

Posted by: dagny at February 24, 2012 08:59 AM (u50z0)

91

There was this kid that went all the way vegan-whatever you call that-and he was complaining of being tired all the time.

Doc went to Burger King and ate a Whopper in front of him.

 

I've known several people who were vegan, most of whom were utter jackasses.  One guy was great about it because he was doing it for health reasons.  We used to go out to eat and he'd look at my steak all mournfully.  It was kind of hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 24, 2012 08:59 AM (VtjlW)

92 I will never forget the bumper sticker I saw on I-5 in Encinitas:

Okay.  That's just awesome.

Though, something a friend of mine once saw takes the cake, I think.  Imagine the perfect douche-mobile.  Pre-Prius, so some sub-compact soap-bubble car.  Plastered with the requisite bumper-stickers: "Coexist" a variety of vegan ones (including "Vegan Powered.").  Sporting a Papa John's car-topper going to deliver a pizza.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 24, 2012 08:59 AM (8y9MW)

93 This must be real. Thought at first it might be another Dell moment.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 24, 2012 08:59 AM (eEfYn)

94 However, there is a lifestyle ( I don't know what else to call it) where the people deliberately undernourish themselves, i.e., they are calorie starved. It's suppose to make them live longer. I know someone on it. It makes him look 20 years older than he really is.

Posted by: mike at February 24, 2012 12:58 PM (xVnt3)

I imagine counting the seconds until your next meal makes your life seem longer.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 24, 2012 08:59 AM (z1N6a)

95 You know how guys have claimed to be war heroes with Purple Hearts, Medals of Honor, etc?

Do you think that there are any guys claiming to be vegans just to get laid?

Sneeking out for an occasional Whopper.


Posted by: Jimbo at February 24, 2012 09:00 AM (O3R/2)

96 >>I bet the vegans are the tastiest when sauteed correctly.

I bet they're dry and stringy. No marbling.  Probably best braised.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 24, 2012 09:00 AM (/kI1Q)

97 That fake crap shit is actually just pollock and is low fat and very healthful.

Posted by: dagny at February 24, 2012 09:01 AM (u50z0)

98 brb, getting my bottom knocked out...

Posted by: barry potus at February 24, 2012 09:01 AM (FcR7P)

99 Do vegans use sunlamps?

Posted by: Jean at February 24, 2012 09:01 AM (WkuV6)

100 Okay, thanks.  So.. I didn't hear it all since I am at work.. but seemed this last guys only sin was that he was a Romney supporter.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 24, 2012 09:01 AM (l/N7H)

101 My wife's trying to make me into a vegan. Maybe she saw the ad.

Posted by: Cricket at February 24, 2012 09:01 AM (DrC22)

102 Do you think that there are any guys claiming to be vegans just to get laid?

Sneeking out for an occasional Whopper.


Posted by: Jimbo at February 24, 2012 01:00 PM (O3R/2)


Yes.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 24, 2012 09:01 AM (z1N6a)

103 >>Do you think that there are any guys claiming to be vegans just to get laid?

Laid by what?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 24, 2012 09:01 AM (/kI1Q)

104 Tom Conway Jr. talked about this on his radio show in LA... had a great link to a video from a guy explaining why his libido went down and why that's just a great wonderful thing, mmmmmkay? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpwAl8Kwuxo&feature=channel

Posted by: soopermexican at February 24, 2012 09:01 AM (vNGcK)

105

Jackhammerin' boyfriend looks like he'd  struggle to get one standard 2" nail hammered into a block of soft pine.  Would need a nap afterwards.

 

 

I don't buy that he would have the strength or endurance to pound her head into the wall repeatedly by "knocking the bottom" out of her.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2012 09:01 AM (4q5tP)

106
memo to: PETA

Hey dummies, the internet is loaded with prOn and it is free. Try something else -- like, I dunno, suicide vests.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 24, 2012 09:02 AM (G/zuv)

107 cats are carnivores.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 24, 2012 12:54 PM




Some vegans / vegetarians insist on putting their cats (and dogs too) on vegan or vegetarian diets.    It does not end well.

Posted by: mama winger at February 24, 2012 09:02 AM (P6QsQ)

108 Ditch the boyfriend and keep the cucumber.

Posted by: nickless at February 24, 2012 09:02 AM (MMC8r)

109 I think Rush is like really good pals with Newt so, kind of maybe too hard on Romneybots. Shame Newt doesn't have any minions. I mean, I like that about him but . . .

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 24, 2012 09:02 AM (SB0V2)

110 88 I have a question. What is a seminar caller? Rush keeps calling people that that are calling in to him. Did it yesterday and just did it again.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 24, 2012 12:57 PM (l/N7H)

*

Assholes LIBS (birm) that were tought how to call in to radio shows...MOBY and concern trolls for the air waves.

 

Posted by: dananjcon Wine Connoisseur Moron Extraordinaire at February 24, 2012 09:02 AM (8ieXv)

111 The limp wristed guy in the video and other guys like him don't knock the bottom out of anything. They are bottoms

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2012 09:03 AM (1Jaio)

112 Some vegans / vegetarians insist on putting their cats (and dogs too) on vegan or vegetarian diets. It does not end well.
---
But the circle is completed.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 24, 2012 09:03 AM (eEfYn)

113 Soy is the biggest fraud perpetrated on the American public.

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2012 09:03 AM (X6akg)

114 Doesn't even look like dry wall. Looks like tenement plaster or plasterboard.

Posted by: dagny at February 24, 2012 09:04 AM (u50z0)

115
PS - Lori Rothman on Fox Biz channel is wearing the sexy librarian glasses.  I could just eat her up, in a vegan kinda way.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2012 09:04 AM (r+9M6)

116
I love watching CSPAN when they take calls on the "Republicans Only" line who recite Democrat talking points.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 24, 2012 09:04 AM (G/zuv)

117

Some vegans / vegetarians insist

on putting their cats (and dogs too) on vegan or vegetarian diets. It does not end well.





Cats it will blind before it kills them.

  Dogs have it a little better.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 24, 2012 09:04 AM (z1N6a)

118 Judging from PETA--including that ad--going vegan knocks the brains out of you.

Seriously, though, I was a vegetarian for a year. Didn't knock any bottoms out, but it did seem to increase my libido. It was like my guy radar was more alert than ever as far as appreciating attractive women. So if you're in your teens or 20s, it's probably like putting salt on bacon. But as you get older, cutting back on meat might spice things up a bit.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 24, 2012 09:05 AM (P136z)

119 There was a short-lived animated show about a vegan family.  They tried to make the dog vegan.  It was killing EVERYTHING in the neighborhood.  It was so un-pc.


Posted by: Jimbo at February 24, 2012 09:05 AM (O3R/2)

120 73
Thus explains my extensive wine cellar and affinity for Wild Turkey and Bulleit.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 24, 2012 09:05 AM (Qxdfp)

121

Some vegans / vegetarians insist on putting their cats (and dogs too) on vegan or vegetarian diets. It does not end well.

 

Well, it does for the cat/dog. 

 

Didn't Alec Baldwin admit to sneaking out to In N Out Burger when he was married to Kim Bassinger? 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 24, 2012 09:05 AM (VtjlW)

122 120 Soy is the biggest fraud perpetrated on the American public.

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2012 01:03 PM (X6akg)


I blame Big Tofu.

Posted by: joncelli at February 24, 2012 09:05 AM (RD7QR)

123

109 Do you think that there are any guys claiming to be vegans just to get laid?

Sneeking out for an occasional Whopper.



Posted by: Jimbo at February 24, 2012 01:00 PM (O3R/2)

 

Yes.

 

The more      difficult question would be:   Do you think there are any vegan guys out there who claim to      eat meat just so they can get laid?     Sneaking out of the Longhorn Steakhouse every few minutes to purge     and drink a green algae smoothie.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 24, 2012 09:06 AM (4df7R)

124 I went vegan once, but couldn't knock the bottom out.  But then again, Ron Jeremy couldn't knock the bottom out of that thing.

Posted by: Barry O at February 24, 2012 09:07 AM (/Mla1)

125 Dogs have it a little better.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 24, 2012 01:04 PM



Yes, dogs are omnivores, so they have a bit more leeway.  I worked for a veterinarian for many many years, and saw a lot of cat people come thru with their vegan theology, not knowing why their cat was dying.  And then they fight you when you tell them their cat has to have meat.  I think they would sometimes really rather see them die.  It's twisted.

Posted by: mama winger at February 24, 2012 09:07 AM (P6QsQ)

126

If I served my husband a meatless dinner he'd sit there looking confused for so long I'd have to take pity on him and go out for meat. He wouldn't even know what to do or when to start eating. It would be really really pathetic.

 

Not as bad as when McDonald's gave my ADHD son a double cheeseburger with two  top buns. Took him forever to figure out how to bite into it.

Posted by: dagny at February 24, 2012 09:07 AM (u50z0)

127 Vegan Men - rotfl.. ok, well, total oxymoron to begin with right there.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at February 24, 2012 09:07 AM (R5yLq)

128

Ditch the boyfriend and keep the cucumber.

 

...and turn on the webcam.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2012 09:07 AM (6ooZ6)

129 Difficult question?  Not really.  No.

Posted by: Jimbo at February 24, 2012 09:07 AM (O3R/2)

130
"The Goodes"

It was a Mike Judge production (King of the Hill, Beavis and Butthead).

They were the worst kind of "progressives" -- they're lifestyle was all about making them "good" people, i.e., better than you.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 24, 2012 09:07 AM (G/zuv)

131 Some vegans / vegetarians insist on putting their cats (and dogs too) on vegan or vegetarian diets. It does not end well.


Animal abuse. If you manage it extremely carefully, you can inflict that on a dog.


Cat, however, are obligate carnivores. They need a proportionally huge protein intake. And they will eat insects.

Posted by: fluffy at February 24, 2012 09:08 AM (vRSeu)

132
I worked for a veterinarian for many many years, and saw a lot of cat people come thru with their vegan theology, not knowing why their cat was dying. And then they fight you when you tell them their cat has to have meat. I think they would sometimes really rather see them die. It's twisted.

Posted by: mama winger at February 24, 2012 01:07 PM (P6QsQ)

Yeah, the craziest regular religious person wouldn't make his dog or cat go to mass.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 24, 2012 09:09 AM (z1N6a)

133 OT, the city of Galway, Ireland is seriously considering erecting a statue honoring Che.

The left in Ireland, always marginalized by Fianna Fail ( nationalist, populist, nepotistic ) , has gotten Increasingly Crazy; this is their latest effort.

Galway ( city, not County Galway ) has a website........

Posted by: Barney Frank, J.D. at February 24, 2012 09:09 AM (UqKQV)

134 The Goodes.  Yes.  I loved it. 

Posted by: Jimbo at February 24, 2012 09:09 AM (O3R/2)

135 PETA is a prime example of the 'lining your pocket pretending to be an 'activist'' behavior of the Left.

Posted by: nickless at February 24, 2012 09:09 AM (MMC8r)

136 139
Hell, our dogs love the part with the wafer.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 24, 2012 09:10 AM (Qxdfp)

137

Some vegans / vegetarians insist on putting their cats (and dogs too) on vegan or vegetarian diets. It does not end well.

 

In other words, to avoid hurting animals by eating meat, these vegdinks end up hurting animals by not    LETTING    them eat meat.    Brilliant.  Just brilliant.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 24, 2012 09:10 AM (4df7R)

138
Vegans are Dirty Little Whores.

Posted by: Rich Santorum at February 24, 2012 09:10 AM (r+9M6)

139 So...cutting out iron, protein as well as most of my B vitamins will not only make me look thin and skanky, but it will somehow defy science and give me MORE energy? And just why exactly would I want to have the energy to stick it to a crack whore? Oh and the baggy panties...SEXAY!! This ad makes me want to eat more meat...not less.

Posted by: Sgt. York at February 24, 2012 09:10 AM (NsuAS)

140 What makes this even odder is that the newer science says we eat too many carbs and should up our protein. I guess you could do that with just tofu but that would be really estro-scary.

Posted by: dagny at February 24, 2012 09:11 AM (u50z0)

141 Not cool Clutch.

Posted by: dagny at February 24, 2012 09:12 AM (u50z0)

142 Some beer, vegetables, one of Ace's grow lights and some wall spackle are all part of a delicious weekend.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 24, 2012 09:12 AM (qwK3S)

143
Seriously, is she a People of Wal-Mart vegan.  Who goes to the store in undies and a coat?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2012 09:14 AM (r+9M6)

144 >>>The claim made is that if a guy goes vegan -- begins eating estrogen-generating soy and shit -- he'll suddenly be a sexual superman who "knocks the bottom

When Estrogen is the natural enemy of male sexuality, and pretty harmful to men in general.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Now Researching How to Awaken Azathoth at February 24, 2012 09:14 AM (0q2P7)

145 Our rescue got an owner turn-in dog, where the owners insisted the dog had to eat vegan food because he was allergic to meat. We smiled and nodded, and called our vet. He thought the idea of a dog being allergic to meat was hilarious. We put the dog on normal Chicken and Rice food, and he did perfectly fine on it. As with most things in rescue, it was because of the idiot owners.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 24, 2012 09:14 AM (Opyrm)

146 Not cool Clutch. I thought it was kind of funny but I'm one of those Bad Catholics Used to have some fun when I was in choir, is all I'm sayin Actually I'd like to see if my dog would eat that piece of styrofoam. It's really tasteless. He won't eat grapes. I don't think dogs truly believe in transubstantiation.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 24, 2012 09:14 AM (SB0V2)

147 145
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Light therapy can substitute for meat in the human diet. That is the ace in the hole. Has anyone tested that with cats?

Posted by: RioBravo at February 24, 2012 09:15 AM (eEfYn)

148 A nice enough girl, but there was no bottom to her.

Posted by: The Rt. Hon. Prime Minister Francis Urquhart, Deceased at February 24, 2012 09:15 AM (qndXR)

149

Its Good Friday, I just had a philly cheese steak and chicken wings for lunch.

*

OY!

 

Posted by: dananjcon Wine Connoisseur Moron Extraordinaire at February 24, 2012 09:15 AM (8ieXv)

150 My dogs steal that soy-based styrofoam and eat if if we don't watch them.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 24, 2012 09:15 AM (Opyrm)

151 >>Yeah, the craziest regular religious person wouldn't make his dog or cat go to mass.

Some Protestant congregations do a Blessing of the Beasts.  End up spending more time keeping the participants from fighting/eating/humping each other than on the liturgy.  Heh.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 24, 2012 09:17 AM (/kI1Q)

152 Light therapy can substitute for meat in the human diet. That is the ace in the hole. Has anyone tested that with cats?

Posted by: RioBravo at February 24, 2012 01:15 PM (eEfYn) 



Cats like light AND meat.  Self deprivation is a concept that they do not understand and don't want to.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 24, 2012 09:17 AM (z1N6a)

153 One of life's greatest joys is tossing assorted, seasoned, animal parts and pieces on the grill, cooking them, and licking the greasy juices from thine murderous fingers.

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2012 09:17 AM (/ZZCn)

154
Some Protestant congregations do a Blessing of the Beasts. End up spending more time keeping the participants from fighting/eating/humping each other than on the liturgy. Heh.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 24, 2012 01:17 PM (/kI1Q) 



Seems inefficient - why not bless from the church steps as they walk by? Will the blessing blow away?

Father Paddy can bless em'  back at home or in the barn, last I heard.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 24, 2012 09:19 AM (z1N6a)

155 they really don't know their audience. if a dude told a even a vegan chick he was vegan, her vagina would sew itself shut.

Posted by: hippiechick at February 24, 2012 09:20 AM (Jg7uO)

156 Anyone ever read the confession of a vegan....called 'A Vegan no more'....fascinating read about what happened to her after her health problems with living a vegan lifestyle.  She got death threats....


http://tinyurl.com/29u8rpo

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2012 09:22 AM (X6akg)

157 <<Since when do vegan 'men' have girlfriends?>>

They always have but the difference is most of their girlfriends have dicks.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 24, 2012 09:23 AM (tf9Ne)

158 um, yeah, soy has certain side effects on men and increase testosterone aint one of them.

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 24, 2012 09:25 AM (4nt1W)

159 If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did He make them out of MEAT?!

Posted by: Nighthawk at February 24, 2012 09:33 AM (RSqz2)

160 Actually, prison inmates in Illinois are suing the IDOC and Archer Daniels Midland, claiming that their soy diets are reducing their testosterone levels and turning them into pseudo-women.  Case is going to trial in the Central District.  No evidence that it makes them into Sexual T-Rex's.

Posted by: ejo at February 24, 2012 09:36 AM (5+4NI)

161 If you want to see a chart comparing human vs. carnivore vs. herbivore digestive systems, it says it all: http://www.scienceofhealthindex.com/images/HerbivoreOmnnivoreChartSciIndex.jpg

Posted by: Jason M at February 24, 2012 09:39 AM (Be0fb)

162 I enjoy knowing that PETA doesn't want me to eat pork, but they have no problem with implying that women really enjoy being banged so hard they're physically injured.

Is it me or are lib women into rape fantasies?

Posted by: AmishDude at February 24, 2012 09:41 AM (T0NGe)

163

But as you get older, cutting back on meat might spice things up a bit.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 24, 2012 01:05 PM (P136z)

 

 

 

Meh.  One of the best things about getting older is reduced sex drive.  It has freed me from baleful female influence.  They can't use their physical charms to get me to part with my money or do stuff I don't want to do.  Why ruin that?  Had I been like this all along I'd be wealthier now.

Posted by: Reactionary at February 24, 2012 09:52 AM (xUM1Q)

164

Soy is the biggest fraud perpetrated on the American public.

 

You  can  include  the  "local   and  organic"  in  your  list  of  food  frauds.   There's  always  some  emo  hipster  douche  or  post-menopausal  hippie  scrunt   ranting   about   how   great   some  restaurant  is  because  it's   "local  and  organic" .   I  think  it's  code  for  shitty  food  and  high  prices.  

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 24, 2012 09:53 AM (6BgmB)

165 I need to find a restaurant in S.F. that serves grass-fed beef.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2012 09:54 AM (dZ756)

166 You need to add the video from the Daily Show where they report on the Peta lawsuit over whale slavery.

Best part: The black reporter asks her about her dog, she gives its name and he says, "That's his slave name, though?" Dumb bint sits there glassy eyed without a hint of the irony that just bashed her brains to the floor.

Posted by: Jimmuy at February 24, 2012 10:04 AM (t0IbN)

167 Seriously, you'd have to be moronic even if you were a vegan (and I'd know some very nice ones; Billll Clinton is one, but I don't know him and wouldn't describe him as "nice") to put your dog or cat on a vegan diet Dogs and cats are designed to be carnivores; It's animal abuse and foisting your own agenda on them in a cruel way to make them eat vegan. Pathetic. PETAphiles.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2012 10:05 AM (2M4lS)

168 I need to find a restaurant in S.F. that serves grass-fed beef.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2012 01:54 PM (dZ756)

 

 

 

LOL.  Do they still serve beef at all in SF?  And if so, why on earth would you want grass fed?  The only good bit is the tenderloin.

Posted by: Reactionary at February 24, 2012 10:05 AM (xUM1Q)

169 Yeah, because it would be so hard to knock the bottom out of that 105 pound girl.

Posted by: Jay at February 24, 2012 10:07 AM (3LaGb)

170 You can include the"local and organic" in your list of food frauds. There's always some emo hipster douche or post-menopausal hippie scruntranting about how great some restaurant is because it's"local and organic". I think it's code for shitty food and high prices.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 24, 2012 01:53 PM (6BgmB)

Meat comes from an animal, which is pretty damn organic.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 24, 2012 10:08 AM (z1N6a)

171 Thanks for the laugh dude. Best commercial Ive seen this year,heh.

Posted by: Rich K at February 24, 2012 10:09 AM (X4l3T)

172 And post 170 "nailed" it, so to speak. That ad is repellent in how it regards women Darn PETAPHILES.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2012 10:09 AM (2M4lS)

173
Dogs and cats are designed to be carnivores; It's animal abuse and foisting your own agenda on them in a cruel way to make them eat vegan. Pathetic. PETAphiles.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2012 02:05 PM (2M4lS)


Since PETA kills any dog or cat they get their mitts on, that figures.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 24, 2012 10:10 AM (z1N6a)

174 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2012 10:14 AM (vd4t0)

175    Ok here's PETA's 2010 financial reporting.

http://tinyurl.com/7uf2euw

    Short form, they took IN TOTAL $35 mil and change and spent $36 mil and change. (They had some investments to draw from.)

  No way in heck they were gonna come up with $30 mil for a Superbowl ad.

Posted by: Janir at February 24, 2012 10:19 AM (HOjYi)

176 I never understood the "I need to eat healthy and workout so I can live longer" thing.
Really? You want to extend the worst years of your life by making the best years of your life awful? And that makes sense how?

Posted by: Jimmuy at February 24, 2012 10:24 AM (t0IbN)

177 @SFGoth,

Swan Oyster depot!

Not for grass-fed beef, but for the crab louis.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 24, 2012 10:28 AM (nEUpB)

178 "One of the best things about getting older is reduced sex drive."

Two quotes, both IIRC attributed to Sophocles:

The waning of libido with old age is like
- finally being allowed to dismount from a charging horse
- being freed from long servitude to a cruel and insane master

Posted by: Knemon at February 24, 2012 10:30 AM (u1+3w)

179 Really? You want to extend the worst years of your life by making the best years of your life awful? And that makes sense how?

Posted by: Jimmuy at February 24, 2012 02:24 PM (t0IbN)

 

 

Exactly.  And doing so only prolongs the depends-diapers-and-alzheimers years.  F that.  Give me meat, booze, and slightly premature death. 

Posted by: Reactionary at February 24, 2012 10:46 AM (xUM1Q)

180 This reminds me of the idiotic "being vegan gives you superpowers" crap from Scott Pilgrim vs the World. I know it was a spoof but that movie was just insulting.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 24, 2012 11:05 AM (r4wIV)

181 sure, suck in those phytoestrogens. i'm sure they have no effect on one's endocrine systems.

Posted by: meep at February 24, 2012 11:19 AM (bX6Pv)

182 Do vegans swallow?

Posted by: Payaso at February 24, 2012 11:28 AM (r5LTU)

183 The little blue pill is a vegan vitamin.

Posted by: Bang Her Bottom at February 24, 2012 01:00 PM (8dlg4)

184 Eating bovine meat is like eating concentrated vegen viagra.

Posted by: Bang Her Bottom at February 24, 2012 01:03 PM (8dlg4)

185 The first idea was better.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 24, 2012 02:19 PM (VitMz)

186 What is clever about that ad? At all?

It isn't subtle. It doesn't contain a twist. It isn't well-written. The girl looks exactly like a, well, a vegan: pasty, scrawny, and stringy.

To whom precisely do they hope to persuade with that ad?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2012 02:35 PM (piMMO)

187 When I wear fur I actually hope someone will mess with me so I can unleash my fury and practice my Vulcan nerve pinch.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Rubio at February 24, 2012 04:39 PM (baL2B)

188 The follow up "response" clips are pretty damn funny. Eye patch chick / Housewife "taking a break" have some great one liners in them that any Moron should be able to laugh at.

Posted by: FrankRizzo at February 24, 2012 07:57 PM (JHRCt)

189 So eating vegan and dating one makes you look like a crack whore, message taken!

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