Ace of Spades HQ

March 29, 2012

Site Business: Let Me Know If You've Been Banned!
— Ace

A lot of accidental bannings, again. I haven't gotten to most of them yet.

Please let me know if you've been inadvertently banned with a subject line "BANNED." Oh and please include the message you get, with your IP in it. If there's no such message, you weren't banned.

Also, I'm going to be using this video to mark the point in stories' trajectories when Shit Just Got Real. Like a Drudge siren, sort of. Except it's more for the evolution of stories, especially vis a vis the moment when Shit Just Got Real.

I formally announce that AoSHQ will, going forward, be the Internet's main decision-making bureau as to when or if Shit Just Got Real.

Thank you.

Posted by: Ace at 01:08 PM | Comments (213)
Post contains 137 words, total size 1 kb.

1 raincheck, for one of those just in case moments?

Posted by: willow at March 29, 2012 01:09 PM (TomZ9)

2 Oh crap, shit just got real.

Posted by: dogfish at March 29, 2012 01:10 PM (N2yhW)

3 When shit gets unreal is when I get interested.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 29, 2012 01:10 PM (KNvk+)

4 [ban warning]

Posted by: M. Murcek at March 29, 2012 01:11 PM (ToZXn)

5 Well, not very exciting, but better than the dry humping ewok.

Posted by: maddogg at March 29, 2012 01:11 PM (OlN4e)

6 does this mean burning gavels and pelosi's surprised eyebrows wasn't selected ?

Posted by: willow at March 29, 2012 01:11 PM (TomZ9)

7 I have been banned from many places--Hot Air, Free Republic, the Annual Girl Scout Jamboree and, of course, Luxembourg, but here at Ace's den, I still have a home and trust I always will.

Also the vicinity of John or Joan Cussick--I am not allowed within 1500 feet of either of them.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at March 29, 2012 01:12 PM (HqpV0)

8 well "if shit gets real" do we have a place to hide until we get more information? heh

Posted by: willow at March 29, 2012 01:12 PM (TomZ9)

9 The shits going real when I find YUM YUM the Bear.

Posted by: Jose "Chips" Canseco at March 29, 2012 01:12 PM (r2PLg)

10 Obviously, they ain't talkin' 'bout Pelosi's mammarys.

Posted by: maddogg at March 29, 2012 01:13 PM (OlN4e)

11 Pudding is as real as it gets, my friend.

Posted by: Jaws at March 29, 2012 01:13 PM (4I3Uo)

12 Will Smith kinda looks Black Hispanic in that clip.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 29, 2012 01:13 PM (kqGWM)

13 are you able to do anything about getting banned from scores for making it rain with pennies? asking for a friend. apparently if you throw them overhanded you can leave a mark and they make the stage slippery. again asking for a friend.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2012 01:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

14 WTF, I ain't been banned, I guess.

Posted by: I am the egg man, . . . at March 29, 2012 01:13 PM (a362c)

15 Testing...

Posted by: Crashpanic at March 29, 2012 01:13 PM (28EZz)

16 Miraculously, I am not banned (this time).

Posted by: nickless at March 29, 2012 01:13 PM (MMC8r)

Banned? I say if the ban hammer is gonna fall, we should be gettin a little somethin from the profits. You hear me cuz?

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at March 29, 2012 01:14 PM (bV/71)

18 anyway, don't ban me if i go off my rocker, just put me in that cute little 125 sq ft house, they aren't using it anyway.

Posted by: willow at March 29, 2012 01:14 PM (TomZ9)

19 Will Smith kinda looks Black Hispanic in that clip. Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 29, 2012 05:13 PM (kqGWM) yeah I hear he is straight gay too and the he is in a closed cuckolded marriage.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2012 01:14 PM (Z9EHQ)

20
Things got we much.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at March 29, 2012 01:14 PM (Fx8df)

21 How about excommunication, can you do anything about that? I asked one of my zillion friends and she said you could thankx oldsters

Posted by: CatPeely at March 29, 2012 01:14 PM (SB0V2)

22 So if I shit in a box, which is it? Real or unreal?

Posted by: Schrodinger's Cat at March 29, 2012 01:15 PM (ulppd)

23 Someone in the yahoo group was banned i forget who

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 29, 2012 01:15 PM (3HGvF)

24 Test Test Test Test

Posted by: Jimbo at March 29, 2012 01:15 PM (O3R/2)

25 And speaking of being banned, has Pixy gotten back to working on the site? (Okay, those two things are unrelated but I wanted to ask anyway.)

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at March 29, 2012 01:15 PM (RD7QR)

26 Shit just got real : There will be an Anchorman II.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 29, 2012 01:15 PM (KNvk+)

27 Competely seriously, I've been not-so-accidentally banned from my daughter's soccer league. Help?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 29, 2012 01:15 PM (SB0V2)

28 No banned. Little innocuous me.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 29, 2012 01:15 PM (btzPD)

29 The shit just got real with that Ewok dance the other day...

Posted by: ProperDrunk at March 29, 2012 01:15 PM (EffI7)

30 I'm banned, Ace!

Posted by: Palin Squeel at March 29, 2012 01:16 PM (MMC8r)

31 The flies know.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 29, 2012 01:16 PM (Qxdfp)

32 anything you can do to get me back in the good graces of the black panthers now that I done apologized? i think I am banned from the lynchings? spike

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2012 01:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

33 Shit would even be more real if Will Ferrell would sequel all of those movies. Anchorman, Old School, Blades of Glory

Posted by: Rich at March 29, 2012 01:17 PM (ldOlo)

34 Bob Saget has no comment.

Posted by: Bob Saget at March 29, 2012 01:17 PM (SDkq3)

35 nope, not banned i guess.

Posted by: trailortrash at March 29, 2012 01:17 PM (xllDV)

36 can we have a warning post before the before "shit get's real" because srsly, I might take it srsly !

Posted by: willow at March 29, 2012 01:17 PM (TomZ9)

37 Like a 5 Gal. Bucket Full, Real?

Posted by: Christopher the Builder at March 29, 2012 01:17 PM (TTlQC)

38 @19: "yeah I hear he is straight gay too and the he is in a closed cuckolded marriage." Like there was any doubt after some of the outfits he wore as The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 29, 2012 01:17 PM (kqGWM)

39 If you haven't been banned twice, you really haven't been banned at all.

Posted by: mama winger at March 29, 2012 01:17 PM (P6QsQ)

40 And that is why I come here.

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 29, 2012 01:18 PM (eacNI)

41 33

Land of the Lost?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 29, 2012 01:18 PM (Qxdfp)

42 I've been banned.
Don't know if I'll ever be back.
But it's your loss.
How do you like life without italics and hyperlinks?
/s/
HTML

Posted by: jimmuy at March 29, 2012 01:18 PM (kSaUf)

43 before the post*

Posted by: willow at March 29, 2012 01:18 PM (TomZ9)

44 Thank you.

You're welcome.

Posted by: The Real Shit at March 29, 2012 01:18 PM (j/nZn)

45 Whatever happened to my book review?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 29, 2012 01:18 PM (Af3Wg)

46 I am starting to think getting banned from the aoshq is like an alocholic or gambler getting barred from a liquor store or casino, respectively.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2012 01:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

47 I only got banned once in my life ( well not counting when I got banned from Betty Lou's house by her dad, but...) and that was the best thing that ever happened to me because it happened before I got to covered with little green slime all over my body.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 29, 2012 01:19 PM (eCnLg)

48 band.

Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2012 01:19 PM (I2LwF)

Hold on, I'm getting something through my earpiece...

I'm hearing that I'm Banned.

I'm Banned, too.

Posted by: Ban de Sole -dad at March 29, 2012 01:19 PM (TTlQC)

50 Nice of you to obviate your past transgressings, ace.

Posted by: Toure at March 29, 2012 01:19 PM (LQIyD)

51 Me! I have been banned. You might find this hard to believe, but my real email address is not boob@tit.org. So I got no such message when all of a sudden three weeks ago I was banned.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 29, 2012 01:19 PM (jUytm)

52 as long as my LGF account is safe, we're good

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 29, 2012 01:19 PM (QTHTd)

53 In what seems to be major malfunction of the site's software, I was NOT banned.

Hoping someone will rectify this error.

Posted by: Jeff B. supports SMOD/Coldcuts '12 at March 29, 2012 01:20 PM (LfpSr)

54 I only got banned once in my life ( well not counting when I got banned from Betty Lou's house by her dad, but...) and that was the best thing that ever happened to me because it happened before I got to covered with little green slime all over my body.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 29, 2012 05:19 PM (eCnLg)

Been banned by Cahrles many, many times. It's like a sport. Never gets old.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 29, 2012 01:20 PM (j/nZn)

55 Ban test.

Posted by: Ken Royall at March 29, 2012 01:20 PM (9zzk+)

56 Sometimes, for short, I use b@tit.org.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 29, 2012 01:20 PM (jUytm)

BANNED IN DC

http://tinyurl.com/3rgybc8

Posted by: Bad Brains at March 29, 2012 01:20 PM (TTlQC)

58 There's a shitticane forming .

Posted by: Jim Lahey at March 29, 2012 01:21 PM (npr0X)

59 If you have not been banned from somewher at sometime you are doing something wrong - or not wrong enough.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2012 01:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

60 Was I banned? This is a test. But I can say one thing... site wasn't loading for me for quite a while.

Posted by: Y-not at March 29, 2012 01:21 PM (5H6zj)

61 And yet curious remains. Your strange city bannings frighten and confuse me.

Posted by: toby928© at March 29, 2012 01:21 PM (GTbGH)

62 Ow!

Posted by: M. Murcek at March 29, 2012 01:21 PM (ToZXn)

"Except it's more for the evolution of stories, especially vis a vis the moment when Shit Just Got Real"

I've got sour news for you, Chad. Using "vis a vis" instantly calls into question your qualifications to determine when or if Shit Gets Real.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff speaks Jive at March 29, 2012 01:21 PM (G/8zE)

64 OK Morons, what movie did that clip come from?

Posted by: Vic at March 29, 2012 01:22 PM (YdQQY)

65 Oh by the way if I win the lottery tomorrow night I am not going to ban any of you, but get this straight: I don't know any of you, so don't be coming around looking for any easy cash, well unless your really built

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 29, 2012 01:22 PM (eCnLg)

66 Ban Ki Moon.

Posted by: M. Murcek at March 29, 2012 01:22 PM (ToZXn)

67 Bad Boys.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 29, 2012 01:23 PM (KNvk+)

68 Only place I've ever gotten banned from was Redstate, for pointing out that Ben Domenech was, in point of fact, a plagiarizing douchebag. (Didn't use those exact words, and this was when the scandal immediately broke, so it wasn't like I was trying to resurrect old stories.)

Of course, we seem to have decided it's okay to mainstream and rehabilitate him now around here, despite the fact that he's, well...a lying plagiarizing douchebag. Which is an irremediable death penatly offense for someone trying to make a career with the written word.

Posted by: Jeff B. supports SMOD/Coldcuts '12 at March 29, 2012 01:23 PM (LfpSr)

69 @64: "OK Morons, what movie did that clip come from?" Is that a trick question to identify people who know for purposes of future banning?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 29, 2012 01:23 PM (kqGWM)

I once got sent home from military school because my hair was too long.

Does that count?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, feeling all extra curmudgeony today at March 29, 2012 01:23 PM (d0Tfm)

71 Oh by the way if I win the lottery tomorrow night I am not going to ban any of you, but get this straight: I don't know any of you, so don't be coming around looking for any easy cash, well unless your really built Posted by: nevergiveup at March 29, 2012 05:22 PM (eCnLg) yeah, that is not the kind of moron karma that gets you half a billion.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2012 01:23 PM (Z9EHQ)

72 The moment Ace announced AoSHQ will be the Internet's decision-making bureau as to when or if shit just got real, Shit Just Got Real!

Posted by: USA at March 29, 2012 01:23 PM (6Cjut)

Looks like the shit just hit the skillet.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 29, 2012 01:23 PM (uslQu)

74 Really

Posted by: USA at March 29, 2012 01:24 PM (6Cjut)

75 As a concerned christian conservative lurker, I'm just testing to see if I can still slice like a hammer!

Posted by: JarvisW at March 29, 2012 01:24 PM (8yPsP)

76 64 OK Morons, what movie did that clip come from? Posted by: Vic at March 29, 2012 05:22 PM (YdQQY) Either Amos and Andy Go to Gitmo or Cabin In the Sky.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 29, 2012 01:24 PM (Af3Wg)

77 No Shit

Posted by: USA at March 29, 2012 01:24 PM (6Cjut)

Posted by: Jim Lahey at March 29, 2012 05:21 PM (npr0X)

Shitstorm's a-brewin', Randy. Better haul in the jib before it gets covered in shit.

When life throws you shitballs, gotta get yourself a shitbat.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff speaks Jive at March 29, 2012 01:24 PM (G/8zE)

79 ban me quickly, bitch!
let me fester in the world
vengeance I will seek

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 29, 2012 01:24 PM (Dll6b)

80 i was banned from here, but i think it was a reaction to my poor writing skills, and my inane commentary.
maybe time out? but it didn't really change my behavior..

Posted by: willow at March 29, 2012 01:25 PM (TomZ9)

81 Shit's only real when you are constipated. Once in the bowl, it becomes an abstraction...

Posted by: M. Murcek at March 29, 2012 01:25 PM (ToZXn)

82 how do I find out if I've been banned or not? oh wait...

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 29, 2012 01:25 PM (qUABS)

83 Well, I was banned from LGF.Well I guess pretty much anyone with a brain was...

Posted by: the hobbit fomerly known as Donna at March 29, 2012 01:25 PM (ZHge+)

84 I'm confused. Who decides if it's Just Shit?

Posted by: USA at March 29, 2012 01:25 PM (6Cjut)

85 *peek

Would have been here sooner, but I had a pocket full of skillets.

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at March 29, 2012 01:25 PM (o42ED)

Personally, I would like the site business to include the un-fucking of the blog, like when shit like italics, links, and spacing actually worked.

UN-FUCK the blog, I say!

Posted by: maddogg at March 29, 2012 01:25 PM (OlN4e)

87 Competely seriously, I've been not-so-accidentally banned from my daughter's soccer league.

Help?

They'll never know it's you. http://bit.ly/HmgMBw

Posted by: Heorot at March 29, 2012 01:25 PM (Nq/UF)

88 I've been banned for quite a while now.

Posted by: Any sense of Propriety, especially on the ONT at March 29, 2012 01:26 PM (d0Tfm)

89 ahh, guess I'm good.

Posted by: spypeach at March 29, 2012 01:26 PM (hyUyU)

90 We dont ban anyone, wingnuts

Posted by: MSNBC at March 29, 2012 01:26 PM (OhYCU)

91 banned from LGF
I never was; who knows why
Johnson blows, all day long

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 29, 2012 01:27 PM (Dll6b)

92 I used to use Ban but now I use Right Guard.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 29, 2012 01:27 PM (Qxdfp)

93 but get this straight: I don't know any of you, so don't be coming around looking for any easy cash, well unless your really built

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 29, 2012 05:22 PM (eCnLg)

unless you share some of the money with me , how can i Become really well built?

Posted by: willow at March 29, 2012 01:27 PM (TomZ9)

94 They banned me, because a was too good a card player. How much were you up? I was down a couple a hundred, but they knew I was about to take them. I threw my complimentary watered down drink at the dealer, and they banned me.

Posted by: ddaz at March 29, 2012 01:27 PM (UpdGw)

95 I would LOVE sequels to all the Will Ferrell movies!

If, by 'sequel', you mean two hours of beating Will Ferrell with barbed wire.

Posted by: nickless at March 29, 2012 01:27 PM (MMC8r)

96 Well, I was almost chucky-banned over a photo of JEF with a taco for a hat. Does that count?

Posted by: esch at March 29, 2012 01:28 PM (ulppd)

97 Wait one gosh darn second. Maybe it's just me, but it looks like Ewoks always wear some sorta primitive animal skin hoodie.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 29, 2012 01:28 PM (kqGWM)

98 Quick aside. If anyone is in the area on Sunday/Monday in Rhode Island/ CT/Mass Funeral arrangements were finalized Thursday for Sgt. Dennis Weichel, a Rhode Island National Guard soldier who was killed while serving in Afghanistan. The Army said Weichel, 29, of Providence, was killed March 22, when he was struck by an armored fighting vehicle as he was moving a child to safety. The National Guard said Weichel's remains will be returned to Rhode Island on Saturday. A wake will be held from 4 to 8 p.m. Sunday at the Olson & Parent Funeral Home, 417 Plainfield St., Providence. A memorial service will take place at 10 a.m. Monday at Swan Point Cemetery, 585 Blackstone Blvd., in Providence. Weichel will be buried with full military honors at the Rhode Island Veterans Cemetery in Exeter. Maj. Gen. Kevin R. McBride, the adjutant general of Rhode Island and commanding general of the Rhode Island National Guard, will officiate over the burial. Weichel was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 143rd Infantry Regiment, 56th Troop Command. The unit is based in East Greenwich. He was deployed to Iraq in 2005. The Army said Weichel leaves three children, a fiancee and his parents.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 29, 2012 01:28 PM (eCnLg)

99 unless you share some of the money with me , how can i Become really well built? Posted by: willow at March 29, 2012 05:27 PM (TomZ9) so, how much do you think you are going to need?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2012 01:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

100 Hoodie - doody - rudy...

Posted by: M. Murcek at March 29, 2012 01:29 PM (ToZXn)

101 how can i Become really well built? Posted by: willow at March 29, 2012 05:27 PM (TomZ9) Well if you win there 1/2 billion, that's well built!

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 29, 2012 01:29 PM (eCnLg)

102

You may say that 'Shit Just Got Real'... but as I do not perceive it, and as perception IS Reality... I do not acknowledge the Existence of your Bodily Waste Material...

/ohhh... crap... what did I just step in...

Posted by: Leftist Philosopher at March 29, 2012 01:29 PM (lZBBB)

103 I was banned from Little Green Shitstains a long time ago, toward the beginning of Johnsons mental meltdown, as a preventative measure. Johnson was afraid I might say something off color.

Posted by: maddogg at March 29, 2012 01:29 PM (OlN4e)

104 I still think Ace should take money for bannings. What's the point of working hard if you can't bribe the site host to get rid of people that annoy you?

Posted by: toby928© at March 29, 2012 01:29 PM (GTbGH)

105 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 29, 2012 01:30 PM (8y9MW)

106 Now is the time for all quick brown foxes to jump over lazy dogs. Test.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 29, 2012 01:30 PM (4136b)

107 99 Wait one gosh darn second. Maybe it's just me, but it looks like Ewoks always wear some sorta primitive animal skin hoodie.

Yeah, I'd be shocked if any of them were circumcised.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 29, 2012 01:30 PM (Qxdfp)

108 Personally, I would like the site business to include the un-fucking of the blog, like when shit like italics, links, and spacing actually worked.
UN-FUCK the blog, I say! Posted by: maddogg at March 29, 2012 05:25 PM

I kind of like that this is the only known blog in the United States of America and the known world that does not have an HTML function. It's sort of endearing.

Posted by: mama winger at March 29, 2012 01:31 PM (P6QsQ)

109

I only got a couple of dressing-downs from the Head Ewok in front of the Moron Horde.

Maybe I'm not trying hard enough...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, feeling all extra curmudgeony today at March 29, 2012 01:31 PM (d0Tfm)

110

I'm very well-behaved; I haven't ever been banned from a site.

Which begs the question - why HAVEN'T I been banned from AoSHQ????

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 29, 2012 01:31 PM (0xqzf)

111 106 I still think Ace should take money for bannings. What's the point of working hard if you can't bribe the site host to get rid of people that annoy you? Posted by: toby928Â© at March 29, 2012 05:29 PM (GTbGH) yeah explain how that does not end in a vicious circle of bannings, graft, drugs, more bannings, and ewok hookers?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2012 01:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

112 Testes.

Posted by: Museisluse at March 29, 2012 01:32 PM (q2H2p)

113 Whatever you do, don't say harpoon...

Posted by: M. Murcek at March 29, 2012 01:32 PM (ToZXn)

114 Also the vicinity of John or Joan Cussick--I am not allowed within 1500 feet of either of them.

Is it both of them because you can't tell the difference, either?

When my wife and I were on vacation, we caught some John Cusack movie or other, and (surprising precisely no one) Joan was in it to. It was watching that movie that I realized: poor Joan Cusack bears an unfortunately close resemblance to her brother.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 29, 2012 01:32 PM (8y9MW)

115 110

It'd be really cool if it only ran on Netscape 2.0.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 29, 2012 01:32 PM (Qxdfp)

116 yankee, well heck i'm a woman, you know how we are right?
i look in the mirror, breasts first- hmm, crows feet,, laugh lines, and i have this funky little toe nail, it's awful!
so ?

Posted by: willow at March 29, 2012 01:32 PM (TomZ9)

117 Comment idea: you might be banned if

Posted by: nip at March 29, 2012 01:32 PM (uRVaX)

118 94 I used to use Ban but now I use Right Guard. Posted by: Joe Biden at March 29, 2012 05:27 PM (Qxdfp) 5 Day Deodorant Pads. Okay, be honest, how many of you thought, when they first came out, you had to WEAR them?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 29, 2012 01:33 PM (Af3Wg)

119 Question? How is it possible for some asshole to create a twitter account called "KillZimmerman" and not have it deleted and reported to the police?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 29, 2012 01:33 PM (eCnLg)

120 yeah explain how that does not end in a vicious circle of bannings, graft, drugs, more bannings, and ewok hookers?

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: toby928© at March 29, 2012 01:33 PM (GTbGH)

121 un-ban me or the ewok dancing video gets it

Posted by: willow at March 29, 2012 01:33 PM (TomZ9)

122 Umm , shit just got real in Seneca S.C. , at least , according to the sidebar .

Posted by: awkward davies at March 29, 2012 01:34 PM (Jp1VY)

123 And btw, I think last night's experiment in raykon control was a total failure.

Posted by: toby928© at March 29, 2012 01:34 PM (GTbGH)

124

"I kind of like that this is the only known blog in the United States of America and the known world that does not have an HTML function. It's sort of endearing."

You know, eventually, we'll have to drag both Ace and Pixy, kicking and screaming, into the twentieth century.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, feeling all extra curmudgeony today at March 29, 2012 01:34 PM (d0Tfm)

125 toby, those nightwalkers, are just into being fun and nice and all, totally useless.

Posted by: willow at March 29, 2012 01:35 PM (TomZ9)

126 The ewok is a metaphor for a place where made up shit gets real. Got it?

Posted by: M. Murcek at March 29, 2012 01:35 PM (ToZXn)

127 I want an Ewok version of that video.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at March 29, 2012 01:35 PM (fYOZx)

128 testing

Posted by: Valiant at March 29, 2012 01:35 PM (aFxlY)

129 119 yankee, well heck i'm a woman, you know how we are right? i look in the mirror, breasts first- hmm, crows feet,, laugh lines, and i have this funky little toe nail, it's awful! so ? Posted by: willow at March 29, 2012 05:32 PM (TomZ9) it is all capitalism let me know if mr. willow has any objections. for what it is worth, leave the laugh lines, they are always a good sign.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2012 01:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

130 You know, eventually, we'll have to drag both Ace and Pixy, kicking and screaming, into the twentieth century.

Pixy wears an onion tied to his belt.

Posted by: fluffy at March 29, 2012 01:36 PM (z9HTb)

131
How is it possible for some asshole to create a twitter account called "KillZimmerman" and not have it deleted and reported to the police?

Create it from within the Justice Department.

Posted by: Rush at March 29, 2012 01:36 PM (MMC8r)

132 /sock

Posted by: nickless at March 29, 2012 01:36 PM (MMC8r)

133 testing, be I banned or be i not banned?

Posted by: nuclearjim at March 29, 2012 01:36 PM (NaIQb)

134 123 How is it possible for some asshole to create a twitter account called "KillZimmerman" and not have it deleted and reported to the police?

Because it's really killzim merman.

It's Jar-Jar Binx that set it up, and he's got a thing against Ethel Merman. But, since she's already dead - no harm no foul.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 29, 2012 01:36 PM (Qxdfp)

135

"Strip out extra spaces."

Pixy's hamsters already do that allbythemselves.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, feeling all extra curmudgeony today at March 29, 2012 01:37 PM (d0Tfm)

136 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 29, 2012 01:37 PM (7W3wI)

137 Pixy gets up every morning to wind the servers.

Posted by: nickless at March 29, 2012 01:37 PM (MMC8r)

138 Yeah, cause the icons to do formatting sure don't work with anything newer than Netscape 2.2 or Opera 2.4...

Posted by: M. Murcek at March 29, 2012 01:37 PM (ToZXn)

139 Testing , testing, testing....

Posted by: SouthTexas at March 29, 2012 01:37 PM (Rmz5I)

140 OK, still here.

Posted by: SouthTexas at March 29, 2012 01:38 PM (Rmz5I)

141 testies, testies, testies.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 29, 2012 01:38 PM (OL4L4)

142 can't touch dis!

Posted by: MCBanhammer at March 29, 2012 01:39 PM (0AClR)

143 yeah explain how that does not end in a vicious circle of bannings, graft, drugs, more bannings, and ewok hookers? You say that like it's a bad thing. Posted by: toby928Â© at March 29, 2012 05:33 PM (GTbGH) as lon as it does not affect the site I am fine with it , but this old girls is a little too high maintenance for ace to be passed out in a pile of pesos under half a dozen ewok hookers in his own fluids. I am kinda afraid he wuld eventually install a webcam to raise extra cash to suppot his habits and that is not going to be good for anyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2012 01:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

144 26 Shit just got real : There will be an Anchorman II.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 29, 2012 05:15 PM (KNvk+)

I thought the first one was amusing at times but don't get the freak out over the sequel.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at March 29, 2012 01:40 PM (fYOZx)

145 yankee Mr. Willow?
alright, i'll just ask him not to be the boss of me. capitalism ,imagine how many will be able to feed their children by your effort.. smiling.

nevergiveup, re killzimmerman ,crazy isn't it. I just woke up at how sick quite a few in our society are.
unfortunately it keeps me awake at night worrying about it.

Posted by: willow at March 29, 2012 01:40 PM (TomZ9)

146 Posted by: Planck Constant at March 29, 2012 05:35 PM (phlKA) Yeah, but how do we embed images, youtube videos and unclosed tags? Kidding.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 29, 2012 01:40 PM (4136b)

147 so if the zimmerman twitter account is not enough to catch the attention of the twits what did Miss Tammy do to get banned?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2012 01:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

148 "..and he's got a thing against Ethel Merman" Her voice makes me want to throw people down a stairwell or something less strenuous, but just as violent.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 29, 2012 01:41 PM (3wYCm)

149 I'm still here, and not genetically modified.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 29, 2012 01:42 PM (CvvhS)

150
[ i ] and [ /i ] for italics
[ b ]and [ /b ] for bold
[ s ] and [ /s ] for strike
[ u ] and [ /u ] for underline

Lets

see

~~how~~

this

works.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 29, 2012 01:42 PM (Fx8df)

151 The NFL adopted the playoff overtime rules for regular season games. No cheap wins via a Field Goal.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 29, 2012 01:42 PM (O3R/2)

152 so how funny would it be if someone got banned for something they typed on this thread?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2012 01:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

153 Musta paid them a pretty penny to make it go away this fast, being lawyered up and all...

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at March 29, 2012 01:42 PM (6uXZa)

154

Well, I just tried to test the brackets thingys and got rejected due to long lines of text being annoying to Pixy's hamsters.

Shit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, feeling all extra curmudgeony today at March 29, 2012 01:42 PM (d0Tfm)

155 Oooh. That's why my italics didn't work earlier. Ace went all BBCode on us. *sniffles*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 29, 2012 01:44 PM (kqGWM)

156 Does this thing work?

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 29, 2012 01:44 PM (d6QMz)

157

"so how funny would it be if someone got banned for something they typed on this thread?"

Give us time...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, feeling all extra curmudgeony today at March 29, 2012 01:45 PM (d0Tfm)

158 Was I banned again?

Posted by: logprof at March 29, 2012 01:46 PM (ykSKg)

159 Scozafoza...Scozafoza...Scozafoza...Scozafoza...Scozafoza...

Posted by: Cackfinger at March 29, 2012 01:46 PM (CCHli)

160 Yay!

I hope that the assclown who posted the assassination talk earlier today got banned.

Posted by: logprof at March 29, 2012 01:46 PM (ykSKg)

161 Does this thing work?

That's what she said!

oh, wait... *sobs*

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 29, 2012 01:46 PM (QTHTd)

162 yankee Mr. Willow? alright, i'll just ask him not to be the boss of me. capitalism ,imagine how many will be able to feed their children by your effort.. smiling. Posted by: willow at March 29, 2012 05:40 PM (TomZ9) feed the children?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2012 01:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

163

Testing.

Oh - and Obama's a stuttering CF of a miserable failure

still, I mean

Posted by: Jade Sea at March 29, 2012 01:48 PM (6kE8K)

164 I thought the Flaming Skull was our "Shit Just Got Real" signal?

Posted by: logprof at March 29, 2012 01:48 PM (ykSKg)

165 Hilarious time waster: http://www.genderremixer.com/html5

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 29, 2012 01:48 PM (4136b)

166

If you have not been banned from somewher at sometime you are doing something wrong - or not wrong enough.<<<

I've never been banned. Anywhere. I don't get it.

Also, have to agree with Jeff B. vis a vis Ben Domenech. Did I miss the mea culpas and apologies and self-flagellation? Because that's what I'd need to see before I lend him MY credibility.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 29, 2012 01:48 PM (G/8zE)

167 I really hate that thing Michael Bay does, where he spins the camera one way and everything else spins the other way. Does he suffer from vertigo or something? He does that in pretty much all his movies.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 29, 2012 01:48 PM (i0App)

168 Testing.

Posted by: Dennis at March 29, 2012 01:53 PM (wwok4)

169 I hope to one day get banned for turning a somber post into a 700 comment thread about third input.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 29, 2012 01:54 PM (3wYCm)

170 Fascist Pixies!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 29, 2012 01:54 PM (kqGWM)

171 If you have been banned here, you can still get a gig at St. Matthew's Parish School in Pacific Palisades. Don't everybody go down there at once. Sunset Blvd can get a little crowded this time of day.

Posted by: Jay Bee at March 29, 2012 01:54 PM (Xwgt3)

172 I never think ~~of a reason to use strikethrough~~ until after I've posted.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 29, 2012 01:55 PM (i0App)

173 Guess I'm not banned.

Posted by: BigFire at March 29, 2012 01:55 PM (9KNwi)

174 Banned... I can't think of anything funny to say, so lemme just hit post and see.....

Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2012 01:55 PM (Gc/Qi)

175 Banhammer?

Posted by: Katja at March 29, 2012 01:55 PM (EgeSt)

176 I just got banned

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 29, 2012 01:59 PM (Nh5Ut)

177 I tried to pat in the above post.... Turned my phone off then back on so looks like I'm unbanned now odd

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 29, 2012 02:00 PM (Nh5Ut)

178 153, Joanie: My wife says I can do a credible Ethel Merman impression, though the repertoire is limited to "There's No Business Like Show Business." Same with Louis Armstrong in "Hello Dolly" though in that case the gag reflex kicks in after about five stanzas. Half a bottle of Jack Daniel's helps me through this process.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 29, 2012 02:01 PM (btzPD)

179 Yayhaway!

Posted by: ronsfi at March 29, 2012 02:02 PM (yNRZ9)

180 Just peeking in to see if I'm still here...

Posted by: Theresa at March 29, 2012 02:08 PM (rKcyp)

181 test- 1, 2 and 1, 2, 3 4

Posted by: poljunkie at March 29, 2012 02:09 PM (XuiJf)

182 That's some real shit right there.

Posted by: km at March 29, 2012 02:11 PM (iFQkz)

183 What a coincidence, I just finished a shit...and it was real.

This might ban me.

Posted by: thefritz at March 29, 2012 02:13 PM (pH+yu)

184 Systems check, over.

Posted by: Doug S at March 29, 2012 02:30 PM (bGgEi)

185 "Reality is only an illusion, albeit a very convincing one!"
Does that mean when the shit gets real it is still an illusion?

Posted by: Albert E. Einstein-Newman at March 29, 2012 02:33 PM (i3+c5)

186 check check check

Posted by: Braineaterbob at March 29, 2012 02:35 PM (1cHDX)

187 I'm very well-behaved; I haven't ever been banned from a site.

Which begs the question - why HAVEN'T I been banned from AoSHQ????

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 29, 2012 05:31 PM (0xqzf)

Our standards are much more stringent.

Some may call us "cheap". I prefer to refer to it as "affordable".

Posted by: antisocialist at March 29, 2012 02:39 PM (j/nZn)

188 Teste, teste, teste, 1...2...3...

Posted by: E.T. - Eddie Torres - The Extra Testicle at March 29, 2012 02:45 PM (HYbYx)

189 THE BANNED!!!

Posted by: Jake Blues at March 29, 2012 02:53 PM (HYbYx)

190 Crusty testes socks be gone....

Posted by: FORGER - Monster Hunter at March 29, 2012 02:55 PM (HYbYx)

191 not banned.

Posted by: UncleZeb at March 29, 2012 02:55 PM (+JbI2)

192 Spike Lee is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure of a human being.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 29, 2012 03:13 PM (8MasJ)

193 test

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at March 29, 2012 03:13 PM (08Pe8)

194 Sanctuary!

Posted by: Quasimodo at March 29, 2012 03:21 PM (4gH8K)

195 LGF

Posted by: reliapundit at March 29, 2012 03:25 PM (Bjp+g)

196 Wuz I bammed?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 29, 2012 03:37 PM (nonzP)

197 Nope Good!
\Cheney got Trayvons heart watch out rats Darth Cheney has the heart of a 17 year old banger and he's comin for ya!
Did I git Bammed yet?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 29, 2012 03:39 PM (nonzP)

198 testing mk 2

Posted by: Ranba Ral at March 29, 2012 03:44 PM (G99e4)

199 This is a test of the automated banning system.

If you were banned then kiss your ass goodby.

If you were not banned, please standby, we'll get to you eventually.

This has been a test of the automated banning system.

We return you now to the regular blog. Or not.

Posted by: Inspired by disgust at March 29, 2012 03:52 PM (CP+yl)

200 What is an LGF?

Posted by: Clarence at March 29, 2012 03:53 PM (z0HdK)

201 testing

Posted by: wheatie at March 29, 2012 03:59 PM (dEMjC)

202 Ban is a deodorant. You can't Ban it.

Posted by: Not my real name at March 29, 2012 05:04 PM (KqwSL)

203 Test?

Posted by: CDR M at March 29, 2012 05:06 PM (QaYwz)

204 Banned?

Posted by: Does this leg smell gammy? at March 29, 2012 05:20 PM (4RyoY)

205 Banned? I saw more people banned at rec.sport.football.college than this dump ever did.

Posted by: Bildo at March 29, 2012 06:00 PM (eToum)

206 Yep!

Posted by: MDr at March 29, 2012 06:26 PM (WZT1d)

207 LETS SEE IF I HAVE BEEN BANNED

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 29, 2012 06:45 PM (61yvg)

208 Test.

Posted by: Grimmy at March 29, 2012 09:10 PM (uUsh9)

209 Well, seems I aint been bannded yet. I prolly should have been, a time or few, way back when, but don't seem to be now.

Posted by: Grimmy at March 29, 2012 09:11 PM (uUsh9)

210 I think I have been intentionally banned like a dozen times, but then Ace phones me and apologizes and tells me he's been having a rough day and little things bother him that really shouldn't, but now that the kids are in bed and he's sitting on the bed propped up by his giant pillows in a flannel nightshirt watching Downton Abbey eating Haagan Daz out of the carton with a big ol' wooden spoon, the Xanax and chocolate are kicking in and he's feeling much more mellow, and he wants to talk about his relationship so I put the phone on speaker and go back to playing "drink a shot if you miss" pool with the guys and gals and even though Ace can be annoying, I just have to smile.

Posted by: ms. docweasel at March 29, 2012 09:51 PM (beBtw)

211 and I thought you were just the main source to find out "When Shit got Humped"

Posted by: Rbastid at March 29, 2012 10:12 PM (rAJi6)

212 Banned? Again? What a diva. Whoopi and Ace all of a feather.

Posted by: icepick at March 30, 2012 03:28 AM (o0Uno)

213 I wasn't banned, but I did sleep in a holiday inn.

Posted by: countrydoc at March 30, 2012 04:48 AM (3lc1Z)

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