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August 14, 2012

Soledad O'Brien Needs To Crib Her Show Research From Better Blogs
— Ace

She was caught reading an email sent to her-- probably from Team Obama -- which printed out talking points from the accurately-named Talking Points Memo, a hard liberal blog.

And she was up to her tricks with John Sununu.

Posted by: Ace at 09:23 AM | Comments (184)
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1 The best part is when Sununu tells her to put an Obama bumpersticker on her forehead....I think about 2/3 the way through.

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2012 09:24 AM (X6akg)

2 We need a photoshop of her looking horrified with the AoSHQ masthead in the pic.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 14, 2012 09:24 AM (SUKHu)

3 I sincerely hope Sununu chewed her up, spat her out, and then trod bits of her shattered ego into the carpet.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit[/b][/i] at August 14, 2012 09:25 AM (4df7R)

4 I still wouldn't hit it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 09:25 AM (sbV1u)

5 STOP TWEETING MEEEE !!!

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at August 14, 2012 09:25 AM (Y7XKa)

6 About time for the scrunt thread.

Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2012 09:25 AM (VndSC)

7 Since we were punished with a child we thought it only fitting to name her after a prison.

Posted by: Soledad's Parents at August 14, 2012 09:26 AM (tf9Ne)

8 If she would crib from the AoSHQ comment section, I could forgive her all past transgressions.

Posted by: toby928© at August 14, 2012 09:26 AM (QupBk)

9 Same thing with Fachoom Zarkansia over at CNN....

the Lazy get eaten.

Hey Soledad try convincing a Medicare recipient or anyone 54 or older that raiding Medicare for Barrycare was a great idea when Choom king wants to add 20 million illegals as new members of Medicaid.....

You stole from America's paystubs to give the stolen money's healthcare to illegals.

OWN IT DOLL you just lost the unions I bet.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 09:26 AM (LRFds)

10 Go fuck yourself, John Sununu.

Posted by: Soledad O'Burgundy at August 14, 2012 09:26 AM (PSWM3)

11 She thought you said Bitter Blogs not Better Blogs!

Posted by: The O'Bumbles Team at August 14, 2012 09:26 AM (71LDo)

12 I still wouldn't hit it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 01:25 PM (sbV1u)

Not even with a car?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit[/b][/i] at August 14, 2012 09:26 AM (4df7R)

13 The day that MSNBC pulled C*ntessa Brewer from the anchor desk was a sad one for Soledad

From that day forth, she was the dumbest anchor on TV

Posted by: kbdabear at August 14, 2012 09:27 AM (Y7XKa)

14 Now, now, now, those were the flashcards to remind her how to breathe. Don't be mean.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 on second thought we don't deserve Shark Week at August 14, 2012 09:27 AM (VtjlW)

15 Soledad O'Burgundy was never good looking enough to sleep her way into this job, so I am trying to figure out why she is there. There are plenty of other folks who could hide their cheat sheets better.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2012 09:27 AM (BiMP/)

16 Not even with a car? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at August 14, 2012 01:26 PM (4df7R)

Well, I make an exception there.

Tanks work too.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 09:28 AM (sbV1u)

Remember when Ace used to make fun of Joshua Micah Meggido Megatron Montclair Mephistopheles Muggle Muzzie Marshall all the time?

Fun times.

Posted by: Rocko at August 14, 2012 09:28 AM (Vb7de)

18 Love the bit about her reading the CBO report "several times".

Posted by: JonathanEllis at August 14, 2012 09:28 AM (BdzEV)

19 I watched her his AM. she had Axelrrhoid on later and he was allowed to filibuster for 5 minutes without a peep from her. She makes Hannity look multifaceted.

Posted by: mark c at August 14, 2012 09:28 AM (hnhBR)

20 [no one's interested in who you would or wouldn't hate-fuck -- ace]

Posted by: BUTCH at August 14, 2012 09:28 AM (0APJ3)

21 All that will come out of this is that she'll never pick up a piece of paper on camera again.

Seriously, who didn't know this was happening?

Their ratings are in the toilet. They're JUST NOW starting to call the deceitful morons in the DNC to the carpet and the bad thing is, where it's great to see, only 1,200 people actually see it.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 14, 2012 09:28 AM (UK9cE)

22 "Lickspittle toady" is a colloquial term referring to a person with no thoughts of her own, who slavishly recites the principles of another to gain the approval of those whom she admires.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at August 14, 2012 09:29 AM (QKKT0)

I laughed my ass off when Ace realized she's "black."

Because I think that's news to everybody.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 14, 2012 09:29 AM (xYgm6)

24 Me not hit it either.

Probably smells like patchouli and fail.

And she needs to keep referencing notes from The Fluke Blog on how to.

Posted by: CUS at August 14, 2012 09:29 AM (84pE9)

25 The Leftie Rhetorical Checkmate-in-one:

"Those numbers have been debunked."

I'm sure that awesome manuever will work when we deploy it against their favorite hobby horses.

Global warming? Those numbers have been debunked.

Debt spending in a recesssion? Those numbers have been debunked.

Government-run health care? Those numbers have been debunked.

Obama winning the election? Those numbers have been debunked.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 14, 2012 09:29 AM (Q/1Jp)

26 The talking points went out already. Obama did not take any money from medicare, that is no longer an operative statement. Republicans want to end the program. That is all we will repeat going forward. Also, anytime Paul Ryan mentions his grandmother in Florida who receives Medicare we will edit that out so no one knows. It's harder to make him look like he wants to kill your grandmother on Medicare when he has one himself.

Posted by: The MFM at August 14, 2012 09:29 AM (40Hmi)

27 Hey, has anyone seen my cousin Sing Sing? She was with my brother, Leavenworth.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at August 14, 2012 09:29 AM (4df7R)

28 Sean - I would throw her hate fuck. Ball gag required, though. Posted by: BUTCH at August 14, 2012 01:28 PM (0APJ3)

Meh. I only feel that way about Chris Jansing.

Complete with concluding mushroom stamp with a half twist.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 09:30 AM (sbV1u)

29 This needs to be the standard GOP interview technique.

"Did you get your questions directly from the Obama campaign, or just from the juveniles at ThinkProgress?"

Posted by: JEM at August 14, 2012 09:30 AM (o+SC1)

30 23 EoJ,

Ethnicity is flexible.....

ask Lez Warren about it

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 09:30 AM (LRFds)

31 Soledad is a front runner for this week's Susan Roesgen Fair and Balanced Media Reporting Award.

Posted by: Cicero at August 14, 2012 09:30 AM (QKKT0)

32 I am so glad I don't pay to have this drivel beamed into my house.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2012 09:30 AM (l3vZN)

It's really not fair to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent....

.....is there a "Slaughter Rule" on cable news networks?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at August 14, 2012 09:31 AM (P6H+d)

34 I would be horrified if I was the Dem's. Almost the entire debate is about Obamacare. Dem's fighting two front war. Dem's may be good at mediscare but Reps good at Obamacarescare. Except Obamacarescare is the truth.

Posted by: mikey at August 14, 2012 09:31 AM (kmxWt)

35 Hey Soledad try convincing a Medicare recipient or anyone 54 or older that raiding Medicare for Barrycare was a great idea when Choom king wants to add 20 million illegals as new members of Medicaid..... I love the new spin of illegals "borrowing" Social Security numbers. Ah. Yes. Borrowing. Not identity theft. Borrowing. The next journalist that says this should allow me to borrow his/hers to go open a Neiman account to get those Manolos I deserve.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 on second thought we don't deserve Shark Week at August 14, 2012 09:31 AM (VtjlW)

36 26 MFM,

then go down with the ship we have the tape newsies....

Obama cornered himself

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 09:31 AM (LRFds)

37 Soledad with that stupid smirk, then calling CNN's analysis "independent", then the butthurt over her bias being thrown back in her face

Posted by: kbdabear at August 14, 2012 09:31 AM (Y7XKa)

38 Soledad's punishment -- death by Sunu-snu.

Posted by: Femputer (Romneybot campaign advisor) at August 14, 2012 09:32 AM (PSWM3)

39 Soledad O'Burgundy was never good looking enough to sleep her way into this job, so I am trying to figure out why she is there.

How did she get her job?

Egg, 30 feet of garden hose. Some practice required.

Posted by: CUS at August 14, 2012 09:32 AM (84pE9)

40 ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SOLEDAD:

"So Mrs. Wasserman-Schultz, how do respond to claims by experts that the President cut $700 billion from Medicare and"

*shuffles papers*

"is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure?"

Posted by: The Q at August 14, 2012 09:33 AM (B/yDO)

41 35 Mike,

it is even worse...

Obamacare handed us Barack's 716 billion cookie jar raid...

they can lie all they want it is public record on a topic steeped in rage...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 09:33 AM (LRFds)

42 Can't they afford to hire someone to re-write the talking points so that it sounds like - I know this is hard to believe - she has original mind-thoughts and isn't just a puppet?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - they're starting to tick me off. You know - them. at August 14, 2012 09:33 AM (hLRSq)

43 Sununu just started a war on stupid women.

Posted by: Biden started a war with himself. at August 14, 2012 09:34 AM (HOOye)

She got a Sunurple.

Posted by: mark c at August 14, 2012 09:34 AM (hnhBR)

Livestream of Ryan in Colorado............9news.com

Auditorium is packed, long lines outside

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 14, 2012 09:34 AM (W3UHW)

46 Soledad used to be the cute perky chick doing intros for the tech show the Next step in the 90's which were later re-aired on CNet central.

You never can tell.

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 14, 2012 09:35 AM (06lNq)

47 Keith Olbermann? Now there is a name from the past. What ever happened to him?

Posted by: CUS at August 14, 2012 09:35 AM (84pE9)

48 It's not even that the MSM, especially MSNBC, uses the dem talking points, but that they do it with out even the pretense of hiding the fact. Arrogant scrunts, each and every one of them.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2012 09:35 AM (05RcU)

49 She must grow one massive wide-on every time she hears Oblammy speak.

Posted by: Pipe Holder at August 14, 2012 09:36 AM (VTeUD)

50 The scarey part - like mentioned elsewhere (newsbusters?) is that it is an email sent to her. Oh, how lovely it would be to see these ditsy (men or women, or otherwise) talking heads Inboxes each day.

Posted by: Sununu's War on Stupid Women at August 14, 2012 09:36 AM (HOOye)

51 The cracks are really starting to show.

I see Paul Ryan as Captain Kirk going against the Progressives as one of those super powerful computers/robots/deities he talks into self imploding through sheer math and logic.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 14, 2012 09:36 AM (qyQRd)

52 Soledad O'Brien is WEAPONS-GRADE STUPID.

Posted by: Naqamel at August 14, 2012 09:36 AM (UMwMT)

53 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 14, 2012 01:34 PM (W3UHW) Got it, thanks.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 09:36 AM (9TTOe)

54 That rumbling sound you heard was thousands of people stuck watching that in airports heading for the bar

Posted by: kbdabear at August 14, 2012 09:37 AM (Y7XKa)

55 Ignorant c#nt is a shill for the democrat party.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 14, 2012 09:37 AM (ovpNn)

Sununu just started a war on stupid women.

Who wants to bet she couldn't figure out how to say his name teh first time she read it? Because N's look like upside down U's and that's a lot of unununu's for one name.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/b][/u] at August 14, 2012 09:37 AM (4df7R)

57 55 NGU,

You know....we could probably piss off the sites they steal from by pointing out that Attica O'Brian there makes 6 figures for reading THEIR work....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 09:37 AM (LRFds)

58 CNN. Keeping America irritated between flights since 1980.

Posted by: Cicero at August 14, 2012 09:37 AM (QKKT0)

59 Â“Jesse Jackson Sr. also told us not to worry about loading students up with too much college debt, because Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats will eventually forgive all student loan debt. On the promise of debt forgiveness, Â‘those people will continue to vote Democratic.Â’Â”

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 14, 2012 09:37 AM (e8kgV)

60 Where do you find these people? I never know who the fuck they are. This chick, the guy who got caught plagiarizing. It's all very "league of shadows" stuff. It's like when they put up a photo of that "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis" kid from Different Strokes after he died and I was all like, "That was a real person? Shit."

Posted by: Dang at August 14, 2012 09:37 AM (Ky1+e)

61 Isn't Fact Check a liberal think tank, whose mission is to tell us that up is down and so on?

Posted by: navybrat at August 14, 2012 09:37 AM (ZXNZB)

62 The page "Professional integrity" does not exist. You can ask for it to be created, but consider checking the search results below to see whether the topic is already covered.
For search help, please visit Help:Searching.

Posted by: Soledad OBrien's Earpiece at August 14, 2012 09:37 AM (gCa4h)

63 Wow, what a condescending, smug, arrogant, hostile cunt. But this is how they interview all conservatives. Meanwhile, Democrats get the "How do you manage to keep that halo so shiny?" questions?

Posted by: red sweater at August 14, 2012 09:37 AM (CUi62)

64 Soledumb: No that can't be right. It's not on paper that I printed out. I mean that some staffer printed out and highlighted what I should read

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2012 09:37 AM (1Jaio)

65 58 NK,

and Romney as his cold, emotionless half breed moderate/businessman sidekick who sells more merchandise...

heh

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 09:38 AM (LRFds)

66 Why doesn't Romney just say to seniors, let's not quibble about whether Obama stole or borrowed the money, I will put the $716 billion back and then we can have an adult conversation about reforming healthcare.

Posted by: USA at August 14, 2012 09:38 AM (6Cjut)

67 I thought this was the video of her actually reading print from a lefty blog, but after watching it, who cares?

She's an obnoxious bitch that has zero respect for anyone that comes onto her program and acts like she's the smartest fucker ever.

And is it just me, or does she look a lot like that NFL sideline reporter for CBS, Pam Oliver, or whatever?

Posted by: © Sponge at August 14, 2012 09:38 AM (UK9cE)

68 Journalists don't have any integrity like they used to. Say, would you like fries with that?

Posted by: Rick Sanchez...ready to be tazed again at August 14, 2012 09:38 AM (JoIcn)

69 Soledad is the Katie Curic of CNN. Dumb to the core, but promoted to serious positions from ones of fluff and circumstance. They simply can't cut it.

Posted by: Sununu's War on Stupid Women at August 14, 2012 09:39 AM (HOOye)

70 What Highlights for Children is to dentists' office, we are to world of cable TV.

Posted by: This is CNN at August 14, 2012 09:39 AM (QKKT0)

71 It's about the stupid, economy, not about unknown hacks on cable networks with fewer viewers than The Cartoon Channel.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at August 14, 2012 09:39 AM (f8XyF)

72 Soledad....that's a penal institution, isn't it?

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 09:39 AM (MMC8r)

73 No matter what her biracial heritage or her looks, if her name were, say, Emily Smith, she would not be where she is. The name is the hook.

Where are these off-the-scale cable shows gonna go when their Taupe Dope is retired and the boring white men adults are running the show?

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at August 14, 2012 09:39 AM (PH+2B)

74 The scarey part - like mentioned elsewhere (newsbusters?) is that it is an email sent to her.

Scarier? Mika Brzezinski gets texts from the White House on the air.

Posted by: CUS at August 14, 2012 09:39 AM (84pE9)

75 4 I still wouldn't hit it. Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 01:25 PM (sbV1u) ************ John Sununu?

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 09:39 AM (r2PLg)

76 #54: He's substituting for a damaged navigation buoy in Albemarle Sound, last I heard.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - they're starting to tick me off. You know - them. at August 14, 2012 09:40 AM (hLRSq)

77 67 Dang,

Just wait until on one ONT we start putting the strings on why NBC is so in the tank for Bambi....

hint GE, billions of dollars in tax relief, Rent Seeking through "green venture socialism"....

It is enough to make you drink valu-rite and go hobo hunting

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 09:40 AM (LRFds)

"If she would crib from the AoSHQ comment section, I could forgive her all past transgressions."

Stay tuned, after the break we will talk with Paul Begala and Donna Brazille about the importance of pointy-elbows on Kate Upton.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at August 14, 2012 09:40 AM (RQDhf)

79 He's substituting for a damaged navigation buoy in Albemarle Sound, last I heard.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - they're starting to tick me off. You know - them. at August 14, 2012 01:40 PM (hLRSq)

Aaaaaand, just snorted Powerade through my nose. OW. OWWWWW.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/b][/u] at August 14, 2012 09:41 AM (4df7R)

80 I might Hit It if she promised---crossed her heart and hoped to die--NOT to talk during The Encounter

Posted by: Will Folks, esq. at August 14, 2012 09:41 AM (Dll6b)

81 All you people saying you wouldn't hit it, what's wrong with you?? Right now there is some bearded hippie who will, indeed, hit it. Some of them will actually spawn. Good grief, gentlemen, it's your patriotic duty to NOT let them create more of them! Do it for your country.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2012 09:42 AM (2pG7H)

82 75 USA,

or better still...

Folks we can repeal Obamacare and put the money back and have an honest conversation in Congress about it so support the GOP for REAL change back to the values that made this nation great enough there was 716 billion there to take....that was money from YOUR paychecks.......

That is why they are going apeshit Obama crossed the rubicon

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 09:42 AM (LRFds)

83 I want to see them make Human Centipede 3 with Chris 'tingles' Matthews, Soledad O'lien, Adolf Axelrod, Billiboy Burton, and Stephanie "Manface" Cutter. Hell...with all the shit they shovel, they would be natural for the roles.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 14, 2012 09:43 AM (ovpNn)

84 Solenoid O'Braying is perfect for CNN.

Posted by: USA at August 14, 2012 09:43 AM (6Cjut)

85 Can I just distract the hippie with pot or something and save my little Mallamutt for something better.............Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 14, 2012 01:43 PM (OWjjx)

BurtTC will fight to the last drop of your blood.

What am I saying?!?!? Stand up there Burt! God love ya!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 09:45 AM (sbV1u)

86 Sununu: "Sorry, Soledad, for that thing I just did in your mouth".

Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2012 09:45 AM (VndSC)

87 Scarier? Mika Brzezinski gets texts from the White House on the air. Posted by: CUS at August 14, 2012 01:39 PM (84pE9) ========= Yes. Conclusion: CNN, once the "Most Trusted News Source" (*cough) have sunk to the level of MSNBC. There's no further to fall.

Posted by: Sununu's War on Stupid Women at August 14, 2012 09:45 AM (HOOye)

88 Wait a second--I call shenanigans. In what universe is Mika considered eye candy?

Posted by: CUS at August 14, 2012 09:45 AM (84pE9)

89 In what universe is Mika considered eye candy?

Posted by: CUS

When she is interviewing DWS.

Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2012 09:46 AM (VndSC)

90 Apparenetly the White House is scarmbling to scrub all photos of Obama with Fareed Zakaria or any wherehe is holding Zakaria's book, which he did so ostentatiously during the 2008 campaign. That was one of the big data points the MSM used to gush about how intellectual and broad minded Obama was. Har!

Posted by: rockmom at August 14, 2012 09:46 AM (aBlZ1)

91 That rumbling sound you heard was thousands of people stuck watching that in airports heading for the bar A couple years ago I was stuck in an airport for several hours due to layover and then delayed flight due to weather. The only place with decent wifi reception was at the one bar. They were nice enough to let me set up camp at the bar since I ordered a couple of appetizers and told them to keep charging me for the diet cokes. I can't remember who was on but after a couple of hours of incessant CNN yapping I finally snapped and let out a loud "Oh shut up you lying moth" and just managed to slap a hand over my mouth as I realized a family with small kids was right behind me. The guy next to me started laughing so hard he choked on his drink. It was both awesome and humiliating.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 on second thought we don't deserve Shark Week at August 14, 2012 09:46 AM (VtjlW)

92 Does Solyndra print out her TPM articles on the CNN printer or her home one?

Does she use articles from Breitbart or NRO when she interviews that crass bitch, Stephanie Cutter? Somehow, I never saw her eyes leave Cutter to riffle thru talking points -- take that as you will.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at August 14, 2012 09:46 AM (Wa+Fw)

93 Wow--she claimed she was giving him the CBO analysis?

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 09:46 AM (r2PLg)

94 101 CUS,

Captain in the Gamma Hyrda Galaxy the residents are all blind, and well jim....retarded.

//Spock

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 09:46 AM (LRFds)

95 Well, I make an exception there. Tanks work too. Hey now, that's my gig. Copy cat!

Posted by: R Corrie at August 14, 2012 09:47 AM (ff2kT)

96 Let's move onto gun control legislation. Congressman Ryan is in the pocket on the NRA even though the independent research that I'm holding here in my hand shows that even kittens can get assault weapons !!!

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at August 14, 2012 09:48 AM (Y7XKa)

97 The level of independence at CNN is .... astonishing. They don't even try to hide the shilling any more.

Posted by: USA at August 14, 2012 09:48 AM (6Cjut)

98 O/T - Paul Ryan's plan killed Arnold Horshack

Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2012 09:49 AM (VndSC)

Soledad O'Brien has accomplished something Candy Crowley never could.

Make me appreciate the journalistic integrity of Candy Crowley.

Posted by: reason at August 14, 2012 09:49 AM (q/kmn)

100 making Al Sharpton look coherent since 2011. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 14, 2012 01:45 PM (OWjjx) ========= Hehe, I'm assuming you've seen this, then: http://tinyurl.com/bw54ldj From WeaselZippers Too funny. Watch it if you haven't.

Posted by: Sununu's War on Stupid Women at August 14, 2012 09:49 AM (HOOye)

101 97 - (looks down at the stumps where my legs used to be) Curse you!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2012 09:49 AM (2pG7H)

102 You seen the rest of the women of MSNBC........Jansen, Andrea Mitchell, Rachel Madcow?

So basically, SO'B gets the world's tallest midget prize.

Posted by: CUS at August 14, 2012 09:49 AM (84pE9)

103 1 The best part is when Sununu tells her to put an Obama bumpersticker on her forehead....I think about 2/3 the way through. Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2012 01:24 PM (X6akg) ******* Ha! Ya, he says- "Put a bumpersticker on your forehead when you do this!" It's the new Kiss my Ass! Gorka-ism. (and you can use it during prime time!)

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 09:51 AM (r2PLg)

104 At this point Sunnunu is just taking a fire hose to a soda cracker.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 14, 2012 09:51 AM (RD7QR)

105 94 - No, that won't work. You start waving pot around, they will gather. One of them will bring a drum. Then more will come, and bring more drums. Before you know it, the end of civilization is upon us.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2012 09:51 AM (2pG7H)

106 The Media-DNC complex is totally flummoxed. In a single weekend they went from having to counter the "boring rich old white guy ticket" to having to counter the "happy warrior" ticket.

They obviously were not prepared for that and now they are panicking.

I like the smell of this panic...

Posted by: Nighthawk at August 14, 2012 09:52 AM (RSqz2)

107

@104 - ATC, I tend to notice a recurring theme in your life.

Your mouth and your dignity are generally at odds with one another. Generally to hilarious ends.

Posted by: reason at August 14, 2012 09:53 AM (q/kmn)

108 Piers Morgan is no better. Here, schooled by Newt http://preview.tinyurl.com/cmta73m

Posted by: USA at August 14, 2012 09:53 AM (6Cjut)

109 CNN = scrunt

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2012 09:53 AM (YdQQY)

110 This is the one problem when going with Ryan and you have to talk to CNN- it violates the principle of- K.I.S.S.

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 09:53 AM (r2PLg)

111 wow that Plugz gaffe....not a gaffe Cutter says Ogabe's on board with saying the GOP wants slavery....so be sure to stock up on ammo he may not leave if/when defeated...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 09:53 AM (LRFds)

112 CNN? Nobody watches. Nobody cares. Nobody will miss it when it finally takes that last full rotation 'round the drain.

Posted by: maddogg at August 14, 2012 09:53 AM (OlN4e)

113 Just finished watching this and turned to Rush who's playing it right now. . . weird.

Posted by: David C. at August 14, 2012 09:53 AM (ZtMso)

114 123 Piers Morgan is no better. Here, schooled by Newt http://preview.tinyurl.com/cmta73m Posted by: USA at August 14, 2012 01:53 PM (6Cjut) ====== Look at Piers' smug face during that. He can't refute it. More Newt until November!

Posted by: Sununu's War on Stupid Women at August 14, 2012 09:54 AM (HOOye)

115 She is so smug, ignorant, and pathetic.

Posted by: Jay at August 14, 2012 09:54 AM (3LaGb)

116 Oh. Oh my. From Mary Katherine Ham's twitter: Crowd member yells: "Look, no TelePrompter!" Ryan happily repeats the joke for the rest of the audience. I think I need a lie down.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 on second thought we don't deserve Shark Week at August 14, 2012 09:54 AM (VtjlW)

117 Iowahawk calls reveals her real name: "Alcatraz McGillicuty"

Posted by: the Butcher at August 14, 2012 09:54 AM (8g9qq)

118 As if we needed more evidence of Oblamo's thin skin:

Barack Obama stopped by the beer tent at the Iowa State Fair yesterday.
He told the fairgoers in the tent heÂ’d buy a round of beerÂ… with his own moneyÂ…
Â“Except for the guy with the Romney sign.Â”

EGO. HE HAZ IT.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 14, 2012 09:54 AM (Q/1Jp)

119 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 14, 2012 09:55 AM (8y9MW)

120 Fact check.com hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2012 09:55 AM (YdQQY)

121 115

I'd love to see a Sharpton/Ryan debate.

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 09:55 AM (MMC8r)

122 And for those of you who don't have a Twisted Root Hamburger Company available to you. I both pity you, and mock you.

Pity/Mock
Pity/Mock
Pity/Mock.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 14, 2012 09:55 AM (8y9MW)

123 Barack Obama stopped by the beer tent at the Iowa State Fair yesterday. He told the fairgoers in the tent heÂ’d buy a round of beerÂ… with his own moneyÂ… Â“Except for the guy with the Romney sign.Â” EGO. HE HAZ IT. Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2012 01:54 PM (Q/1Jp) He is a cunt and in this case the term is appropriate and fits

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2012 09:56 AM (05RcU)

124 time to revive soldedad's earpiece twitter acct hashtag thing, eh? I asked her if she broke up with earpiece because she was reduced to scanning paper. All by herself.....

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at August 14, 2012 09:56 AM (QxSug)

125 yeah, Rush just called O'Brien's actions "liberal McCarthyism."

Posted by: Sununu's War on Stupid Women at August 14, 2012 09:56 AM (HOOye)

126 OT but I got an idea for an ad. show a photo of Ryan driving the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile as a young man (true) then cut to Obama's own voice reading from his...ahem...autobiography about tooling around with his buddies in the "Choom mobile" smoking dope in Hawaii.

Posted by: mark c at August 14, 2012 09:57 AM (hnhBR)

127 Twisted Root Burgers? I hate you.

Posted by: CUS at August 14, 2012 09:57 AM (84pE9)

128 104 - Years ago I worked in a hospital with computerized forms (early version of computers) that left a little room for narrative. Very little room. Usually the person checking in the patients had some idea how to abbreviate well enough to get their point across, whatever it was. Some kid showed up, and the form read "patient brought in by moth" Even now, all these years later, it gives me a case of the uncontrollable giggles... and being a manly man, I don't ordinarily giggle.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2012 09:57 AM (2pG7H)

129 ObamaÂ’s fair stop Monday evening required shutdown of the popular Bud Tent, the heart of fairgrounds nightlife. Fairgoers eager to greet the president were ushered inside, screened and scanned by the Secret Service and penned in by yellow caution tape.

There are Â“two sides to this story,Â” said Mike Cunningham II, the third generation owner of the 65-year-old Bud Tent.

On one hand, Cunningham, 39, appreciated the historical significance of ObamaÂ’s visit: His great-grandfather, Lloyd Cunningham, was secretary of the fair board from 1942 to 1962 and was on hand to greet then-President Dwight Eisenhower when he visited the centennial fair in 1954 with IowaÂ’s own President Herbert Hoover in tow. (That was the first of four visits by sitting presidents, followed by Gerald Ford in 1975, George W. Bush in 2002 and Obama on Monday.)

On the other hand, the small business owner side of Cunningham fumes that the president Â“put a damper on what IÂ’m trying to do here.Â” His Bud Tent was shut down at the most lucrative time of day, with a popular rock cover band, Hairball, about to perform at the Susan B. Knapp Amphitheater next door with legions of thirsty fans.

Â“I was in a position to make a campaign donation against my will,Â” said Cunningham, a Republican.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 14, 2012 09:59 AM (e8kgV)

130 136 Fact check.com hahahahahahahaha Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2012 01:55 PM (YdQQY) ======== I LOL'd.

Posted by: Sununu's War on Stupid Women at August 14, 2012 09:59 AM (HOOye)

131 AtC - It was a thing of beauty!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 14, 2012 09:59 AM (W3UHW)

132 I'd love to see a Sharpton/Ryan debate. Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 01:55 PM (MMC8r) Sharpton: Deer in the head lights, the entire time.

Posted by: Sununu's War on Stupid Women at August 14, 2012 09:59 AM (HOOye)

133

Soledad O'Burgundy....heh.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at August 14, 2012 10:00 AM (F3Ima)

134 Soledad's face sure is getting fat, is she prego?

Maybe she just got prego in the face from slobbing the knob on obastard.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2012 10:00 AM (QK3qp)

135 is that it is an email sent to her.

And she obviously hadn't really read it before-hand.

Okay, here's what we do: set up a false identity Twitter account posing as a die-hard liberal. Follow Soledad O'Brian and then heap almost embarrassing levels of praise on everything she does.

After a couple weeks (she should be eating out of the palm of our collective hand), we email her a link to the HQ, but tell her not to read it until she's on-air, because it's so provocative that the producers might veto it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 14, 2012 10:00 AM (8y9MW)

136 I wonder if Sununu knew about Soledad using the Talking Points Memo in a previous program? If he did, he should nailed her with that.

Posted by: mw at August 14, 2012 10:01 AM (nR8Ca)

137 cleanup, aisle 20

Posted by: Mindy at August 14, 2012 10:01 AM (UxGCM)

138 I'd love to see a Sharpton/Ryan debate. Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 01:55 PM (MMC8r) Why? Why give sharpy sharpton the dignity of appearing on the same screen or stage with a real person

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2012 10:01 AM (05RcU)

139 Talking Points Memo, a hard liberal blog. ******* A *hard* liberal blog? I don't think i've ever heard that before- *hard* liberal...

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 10:01 AM (r2PLg)

140 Fredo O'Brien: I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I can read liberal talking points right off of the piece of paper. I'm smart and I want respect!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2012 10:02 AM (1Jaio)

141 How deep does the MSM have to be into promoting the Obama campaing using literature provided by the Obama campaing and their cronies before they are breaking campaign finance laws?

Posted by: 29Victor at August 14, 2012 10:02 AM (ES9R7)

142 "OT but I got an idea for an ad. show a photo of Ryan driving the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile as a young man (true) " to a Staples...

Posted by: Sununu's War on Stupid Women at August 14, 2012 10:02 AM (HOOye)

143 Twisted Root Burgers? I hate you.

Pity/Mock
Pity/Mock
Pity/Mock

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 14, 2012 10:02 AM (8y9MW)

144 She's like Eva Longoria. I'd make sure she was drunk before I hit it, that way she'd fall asleep quickly and I could leave with as little pillow talk as possible.

Posted by: Adam at August 14, 2012 10:03 AM (/YJYi)

145

"PAUL RYAN NEGLECTS CONGRESSIONAL DUTIES TO ATTEND FUNDRAISER."

Ripped from tomorrow's headlines.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 14, 2012 10:03 AM (F+u4T)

146 Pity/Mock

I mock your pity.

I got friends in Texas. I'll have them ship me some. Hopefully.

I'll trade them some stuffed pizza.

Posted by: CUS at August 14, 2012 10:04 AM (84pE9)

147 AW MAN I LOVE HAIRBALL!

Posted by: reason at August 14, 2012 10:04 AM (q/kmn)

148 Sununu is a racist.

Posted by: La Raza at August 14, 2012 10:04 AM (HOOye)

149 I think I'll pitch this to CNN: a 4 member current news panel with Soledad, Joe Biden, Meghan McCain, and a head of cabbage. I'll call it "Dim-bulbs". I just need a way to keep the head of cabbage from dominating the discussion.

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at August 14, 2012 10:05 AM (SzAZ7)

150 156 Tasker,

We helped them get that way to overcome their impotence...

//Viagra Rep

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 10:06 AM (LRFds)

151 Once Folsom OHannigan was actually kinda sorta cutish. I think that's how she got the gig, then everybody just assumed she'd stay around to be cute. Then somebody told her that she could handle the Hard News and it was downhill from there. End of career for her: Operator #4 in a phone sex operation.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 14, 2012 10:06 AM (RD7QR)

152 AW MAN I LOVE HAIRBALL!>>

They'll be at the McLeod count fair this weekend in Minnesota. It's right near my house maybe I'll go check them out.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 14, 2012 10:06 AM (tf9Ne)

153 I just need a way to keep the head of cabbage from dominating the discussion.

Just make sure it isn't sauerkraut, and you should be fine.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 14, 2012 10:07 AM (8y9MW)

154 Romney's having an event with Jindal in Iowa. (I really wish they'd schedule these things sooner. It's happening now but it's an hour away from me.)

I think the battlefield is much more bluish than I expected.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 14, 2012 10:07 AM (T0NGe)

155 Good idea Mr Fever Head. You'll need someone for the legs seat, though.

Posted by: CUS at August 14, 2012 10:07 AM (84pE9)

156 @169 - in keeping with the name of the program, you should replace the head of cabbage with a potted tulip.

Posted by: reason at August 14, 2012 10:07 AM (q/kmn)

157 Because the Secret Service had to clear out everybody at the beer tent, the owners say that they lost $25,000 in business for the SCOAMF's 10 beers

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at August 14, 2012 10:08 AM (Y7XKa)

158 Here's a devastating ad:

Show logos/signs/stores of the companies Bain acquired and improved while Romney was CEO. Staples, etc. And add up all the employees of all those companies.

"Mitt Romney's old job produced all these companies, and eleventy-billion jobs, Saved or created."

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 10:08 AM (MMC8r)

159

As I recall saying re Hillary back in the day...

I'd hit it... with a well-insured Kenworth.

Posted by: sherlock at August 14, 2012 10:09 AM (7UMow)

160 Even with the video muted, her smugness is off the charts.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2012 10:09 AM (Gs9j9)

161 Show logos/signs/stores of the companies Bain acquired and improved while Romney was CEO. Staples, etc. And add up all the employees of all those companies.

Plus their vendors. Don't forget their vendors.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 14, 2012 10:09 AM (8y9MW)

162 Just make sure it isn't sauerkraut, and you should be fine. Sauerkraut would have more culture than the other three, that's for sure.

Posted by: toby928© at August 14, 2012 10:09 AM (evdj2)

163 Some kid showed up, and the form read "patient brought in by moth" I once got into an argument with an insurance adjuster that the client's prior history of cervical cancer did not mean she had prior cancer of the neck. This went back and forth for a good 10 minutes before I said "You don't have sisters do you?" I asked him to have his supervisor call, the supervisor did and when I explained the source of the dispute he was all "Oh god. I'm so sorry. I'll, oh man, I have to explain this to him." I laughed and laughed, I couldn't help it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 on second thought we don't deserve Shark Week at August 14, 2012 10:10 AM (VtjlW)

164 Sauerkraut would have more culture than the other three, that's for sure. Posted by: toby928Â© at August 14, 2012 02:09 PM (evdj2) And would be good on a weiner.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 10:10 AM (9TTOe)

165 yeah, as a conservative catholic conservative catholic, I find Sununununu's non-bipartisan rejection of Soldedad's glorious input and opinion to be beneath the pale. She went to college, don't you know? Therefore, I regret that I will have to vote for Obama and his embrace of ghey marriage and forcing the church to perform abortions.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at August 14, 2012 10:11 AM (QxSug)

166

@171 - I don't know about that final career move. Every time a caller uses a euphemism on her, she'll look it up, read them back the Urban Dictionary entry in a slightly snooty matter-of-fact voice, and then invite them to proceed.

Might be sort of off-putting to some.

Posted by: reason at August 14, 2012 10:11 AM (q/kmn)

167 I once got into an argument with an insurance adjuster that the client's prior history of cervical cancer did not mean she had prior cancer of the neck.

D*mn you. I forgot to have my phone on mute.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 14, 2012 10:12 AM (8y9MW)

168 And what gets me is, she has the bloody nerve -- or stupidity -- to leave those clips up at her "Starting Point" site. Doesn't she realize how stupid they make her look?

(And don't you guys tell me you wouldn't hit it. Just don't let her talk politics, and you'd both enjoy yourselves.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2012 10:12 AM (exvgC)

169 Conclusion: CNN, once the "Most Trusted News Source" (*cough) have sunk to the level of MSNBC. There's no further to fall. Posted by: Sununu's War on Stupid Women at August 14, 2012 01:45 PM (HOOye) Current TV?

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 14, 2012 10:15 AM (sZTYJ)

170 We are like so totally correct with our facts and stuff! Romney rapes goats because independent fact-checkers said so and if you disagree the fie to you! P.S. and it's a fact that Paul Ryan cannibalized old people!

Posted by: Talking Points Memo at August 14, 2012 10:17 AM (sZTYJ)

171 52 Soledad O'Brien........making Keith Olbermann look rational since 2007. --- Making Barack Obama look Irish since 3 hours after i started drinking

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 14, 2012 10:18 AM (SO2Q8)

172 It is really sad to see anyone on an ostensibly respectable news source. I mean, I expect this kind of pathetic amateurism from MSNBC or my blog, but CNN?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 10:20 AM (r4wIV)

173 Romney kills people with cancer. I have it right here from my independent news source "Priorities USA."

And gosh darnit I know they're independent because Debbie Wasserman Schultz told me so. And she's that word that starts with u and has peach in it that means you have to trust her.

Posted by: Soldedad O'Brien at August 14, 2012 10:22 AM (qyQRd)

174 Soledad O'Brien awarded 2010 Golden Globe News Actress of the Year.

2014 Nobel Peace Prize in the offing.

Posted by: 13times at August 14, 2012 10:22 AM (h6XiD)

175

And for those of you who don't have a Twisted Root Hamburger Company available to you. I both pity you, and mock you.

I've had my root twi...*cough cough*

....nevermind.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 14, 2012 10:23 AM (da5Wo)

176 58 The cracks are really starting to show.

I see Paul Ryan as Captain Kirk going against the Progressives as one of those super powerful computers/robots/deities he talks into self imploding through sheer math and logic.
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Ryan (to Obozo): "You're WRONG! And you did not detect your own error; and you did not correct your error by sterilization. You have made THREE errors!"

Romney (as Obozo begins to shudder and whine, and smoke oozes from his huge ears): "Your logic was impeccable, Captain. We are in grave danger."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2012 10:30 AM (exvgC)

177 Poor Sununu. Being interviewed by Soledad is like playing chess with a pigeon.

Posted by: Blacksheep at August 14, 2012 10:32 AM (8/DeP)

178 32 Soledad is a front runner for this week's Susan Roesgen Fair and Balanced Media Reporting Award.
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*
Hey, you people are lucky Roesgen is off the national scene. She's back here on the local ABC affiliate, running some kind of quirky show called "News with a Twist." I don't watch it, but I have to keep dodging her face by changing channels whenever a promo for it comes on.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2012 10:41 AM (exvgC)

179 #81 - real name, Salinas Valley State Prison, located in Monterey County, California, on Highway 101, home of the infamous Nortenos gang and Nuestra Familia crime syndicate. Her mom must've been as drunk as her dad when choosing her name.

Posted by: the Butcher at August 14, 2012 10:56 AM (8g9qq)

180 I am really not sure what differentiates Soledad from any other Obama campaign worker.

Why not just come out and say it. Ya' know instead of pretending to be a journalist.

By the way is Soledad a he, she or transgender?

Posted by: Exile at August 14, 2012 11:19 AM (GGCsk)

181 Put that bumper sticker across her Mouf!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at August 14, 2012 12:19 PM (vXqv3)

182 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 02:06 PM (6o4Fb)

183 I'm not a particularly violent person, but I would rather enjoy watching Soledad take a fist to the face when she does that dismissive smile and laugh thing. What a vile woman.

Posted by: Grrr at August 14, 2012 03:18 PM (QTVh2)

184
So, which debate will she be moderating?

Posted by: Brown Line at August 14, 2012 06:39 PM (RB/7J)

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