June 21, 2012

Son of Zero Content Open Thread [OregonMuse]
— Open Blogger

Yow. Where are all the cob-loggers this morning? Looks like I'm going to have to step in.

Below the fold, you will discover how many times Obama has let his duties and obligations as president interrupt his golf game.
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And remember, you can never be OT in an open thread.

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Posted by: OregonMuse at June 21, 2012 07:15 AM (hYfiM)

2 This martini is shithouse, it should be a lot colder.

Posted by: James Bond at June 21, 2012 07:15 AM (lTcL2)

3 Is that big O for the moronettes?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 21, 2012 07:17 AM (nEUpB)

4 OT
Oh yeah?

Posted by: RioBravo at June 21, 2012 07:18 AM (eEfYn)

5 I've got nothing

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 21, 2012 07:18 AM (W5ACd)

6 Obama is still a SCOAMF

Stuttering Clusterfuck Of a Miserable failure

Posted by: Fire with Fire at June 21, 2012 07:19 AM (lcwvr)

7 The Fixx "Saved By Zero." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp3YQEYcEhU

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2012 07:19 AM (MCDCp)

8 I got less than nothing.

Posted by: dantesed at June 21, 2012 07:19 AM (VwszV)

9
Below the fold.... you will also discover how many jobs the President has created.

Below the fold.... you will also discover the real growth rate of GDP.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2012 07:19 AM (C8hzL)

10 the "0" stands for the number of shits Obama gives about this country and its Constitution

Posted by: Thunderb at June 21, 2012 07:20 AM (Dnbau)

11 What is the deal with airplane food?

Posted by: kp at June 21, 2012 07:20 AM (o3aDp)

12 Don't forget that for Obama, a round of golf can last 7-9 hours (instead of the average 4-5hrs), so his entire day is devoted to golfing.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2012 07:20 AM (kco//)

13 Didn't Sir Golfsalot just play his 100th round last weekend?

My husband, a small business owner, hasn't played ten rounds the past year and a half.  He can't find the time.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2012 07:20 AM (UOM48)

14
Below the fold.... you will also discover the number of autobiographies written by the President.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2012 07:21 AM (C8hzL)

15 Cereal...is soup. Hmmm

Posted by: Uncledave at June 21, 2012 07:21 AM (nJ32z)

16 the number of votes Obama will get from the energy industry

Posted by: Thunderb at June 21, 2012 07:21 AM (Dnbau)

17 Interesting take in Forbes on where the Obamacare vote is headed. Very much chalkfull of hearsay though.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 21, 2012 07:21 AM (pLTLS)

18 What is the deal with airplane food?

I know right?  Who are these people?

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2012 07:22 AM (KXm42)

19 http://tinyurl.com/c6dcwvk Jersey City shoplifter hits legal system 'milestone': Her 50th arrest, cops say

Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 21, 2012 07:22 AM (136wp)

20 Below the fold, you will discover the number of real vs. composite girlfriends Barky had.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2012 07:23 AM (UOM48)

21 Stupid desktop computer quit on me. I need to print!!!

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at June 21, 2012 07:23 AM (UFS11)

22 Clicky my name (hopefully).  Obambi is having money woes.  And I do not think it will get any better.

Posted by: CUS at June 21, 2012 07:23 AM (84pE9)

23 7-9 hrs to play a round of golf? Last time I played it it took me 4.5 hours without a cart.

Posted by: dantesed at June 21, 2012 07:23 AM (VwszV)

24 Yay, younger daughter made TSGT

Posted by: Ma Bell at June 21, 2012 07:23 AM (uVuwp)

25 Remember last week when I said to remember the figure 386K? That was last week's New UE Claims figure. Surprise! It was revised upwards to 389K. Which means this week's figure, 387K new claims, shows a "slight dip" of 2K new claims. Woo hoo! The jobs market is improving. Right? Riiiiiiight. My ass.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 21, 2012 07:23 AM (eAba4)

26 Ok, time for another round of Clickin' a Link on the Sidebar!
<whizzzzz>

Today's wiener: Cake Eater Chronicles
<ding, ding, ding>

"That's All Folks
Submitted by Kathy on Mon, 11/30/2009

For anyone who still might care, although I can't imagine who would, given my lack of posting, this is the official announcement that I am shutting down The Cake Eater Chronicles. "

* * *
Ahhh... well at least she left a going away note unlike every.other.blog on the sidebar graveyard !!

See you next time on Clickin' a Link on the Sidebar!
<shitty 70's brass band>

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 21, 2012 07:23 AM (famk3)

27 It's the new content that brings me to this blog...great job today guys!

Posted by: Diddy at June 21, 2012 07:23 AM (VNb/Z)

28 Below the fold,  Watergate bodycount.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at June 21, 2012 07:24 AM (SDkq3)

29 It is... the opinion... of this Court...  that the entirety of this law be swept away!  *clenches fists*  As I said before to Justice Spock, the needs of the one... outweigh the needs of the many.

Posted by: Chief Justice J.T. Kirk at June 21, 2012 07:24 AM (f6Yc3)

30 I got nuthin'

Posted by: Cicero at June 21, 2012 07:24 AM (7ppar)

31 You guys may have discussed it in the last thread but Commerce Sec'y stepped down

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 21, 2012 07:24 AM (pLTLS)

32 >>Last time I played it it took me 4.5 hours without a cart.

You weren't stopping to choom every other hole.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 21, 2012 07:25 AM (ZKzrr)

33 Below the fold.... you will also discover Joe Bidens IQ.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2012 07:25 AM (C8hzL)

34 Apparently the formatting buttons do not work properly on this twenty-first century Spacenet browser.  Spock, why was I not informed of this?

Posted by: Chief Justice J.T. Kirk, lost on the Internet at June 21, 2012 07:25 AM (f6Yc3)

35 So the turtle says, "hey man, what was that all about?"

Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at June 21, 2012 07:26 AM (7ppar)

36 31 You guys may have discussed it in the last thread but Commerce Sec'y stepped down Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 21, 2012 11:24 AM (pLTLS) The guy involved in two car crashes?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 21, 2012 07:26 AM (136wp)

37 The private sector is doing fine...

Posted by: The Preezy at June 21, 2012 07:26 AM (UZQM8)

38 Seriously: Add up all the days he golfed. Add the days he traveled for fundraising, because you know he didn't work on those days, either. Add his vacation days. Add weekends. Subtract that number from the total time he's been in office. How much would be left?

Posted by: Secundus at June 21, 2012 07:27 AM (hp71M)

39 4 OT Oh yeah?   ------   Oh, yeah!!!

Posted by: Giant Kool Aid Pitcher at June 21, 2012 07:27 AM (xGZ+b)

40 And the second girl says, "sure, I've seen them before but this one is eating my popcorn."

Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at June 21, 2012 07:28 AM (7ppar)

41 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 21, 2012 07:28 AM (8y9MW)

42 Subtract that number from the total time he's been in office. How much would be left? Posted by: Secundus at June 21, 2012 11:27 AM (hp71M)

--------

Below the fold..... you will also discover the answer you seek.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2012 07:28 AM (C8hzL)

43 http://tinyurl.com/7z53vuw Northern N.J. chapter of Susan G. Komen for the Cure falls $300K short of fundraising goal

Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 21, 2012 07:28 AM (136wp)

44

Just wait until Obama and Michelle have to live off his Presidential pension and all of his book revenue and speakers fees.

Obama's declare bankruptcy 8 years after leaving office.

Posted by: Jack at June 21, 2012 07:29 AM (wUFaM)

45 I just (yesterday) introduced our CTO's secretary to the word (acronym?) SCOAMF.

She agrees.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 21, 2012 07:29 AM (8y9MW)

46 You guys may have discussed it in the last thread but Commerce Sec'y stepped down.

He hit two trash cans and a baby carriage driving away from the press conference.

Posted by: Cicero at June 21, 2012 07:29 AM (7ppar)

47 Last time I played it it took me 4.5 hours without a cart.
Takes me a little under an hour. I'd be quicker, if not for those windmills.

Posted by: fluffonutta at June 21, 2012 07:29 AM (z9HTb)

48 So here's something. I was trying to go to althouse's blog this morning (yeah, I denounce myself) and my friggin' hand slipped before completing "althouse". Wound up at a bondage blog. Ick.

Posted by: Y-not at June 21, 2012 07:29 AM (5H6zj)

49 Got guns?

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at June 21, 2012 07:29 AM (6awjq)

50 Wound up at a bondage blog.
----

Yes..... go on....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2012 07:30 AM (C8hzL)

51 12 Don't forget that for Obama, a round of golf can last 7-9 hours (instead of the average 4-5hrs), so his entire day is devoted to golfing.Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2012 11:20 AM (kco//)

Which equates to nearly 4 months spent golfing.  Arrogant, slacker, asshole, he is.

Posted by: eureka! at June 21, 2012 07:30 AM (xCpfo)

52 >>Obama's declare bankruptcy 8 years after leaving office.

They're not going to stay married that long, unless Mooch reneges on her promise not to run for Senate.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 21, 2012 07:30 AM (ZKzrr)

53 @44 Nah, he'll get hired by some lefty "nonprofit" and live easy.

Posted by: Secundus at June 21, 2012 07:30 AM (hp71M)

54 Obama's declare bankruptcy 8 years after leaving office. Posted by: Jack at June 21, 2012 11:29 AM (wUFaM) I still have money on Michelle ditching his ass in four, and taking him through one serious wringer in the process.

Posted by: The Preezy at June 21, 2012 07:31 AM (UZQM8)

55 There is plenty going on, today. The race baiters fired the police chief of Sanford and they have released the video walk through and interrogation of Zimmerman. So, far I don't see where he has changed his story. He sure looks beat up.

Posted by: Redd at June 21, 2012 07:32 AM (/EutU)

56 and my friggin' hand slipped before completing "althouse". Wound up at a bondage blog. Ick. Posted by: Y-not

John Lovitz texted me and said he wants his schtick back.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 21, 2012 07:32 AM (famk3)

57 N.J. Assembly to vote on bill banning fracking http://tinyurl.com/83b5x5u

Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 21, 2012 07:32 AM (136wp)

58 Seriously: Add up all the days he golfed. Add the days he traveled for fundraising, because you know he didn't work on those days, either. Add his vacation days. Add weekends.

Add the fact that his daily schedule is usually: first meeting, 10:30am.  Last meeting, 1:00pm.

And by 'meetings' I mean 45 minutes of discussing sports and ESPN, and 5 minutes of checking the punch list.

The guy can't even make it down the stairs as a morning commute on time

Posted by: CUS at June 21, 2012 07:32 AM (84pE9)

59 @54 I dunno. She seems to lazy to want to be on her own. And, if he *is* teh ghey, they can just continue on in this sham marriage like Bill and Hillary have done.

Posted by: Y-not at June 21, 2012 07:33 AM (5H6zj)

60 If no one has mentioned it lately, everyone should listen to Adam Carolla's podcast. It's pretty damn good even when I disagree with Carolla. He's definitely in the libertarian mode of moron and anything but politically correct. He also teams with Dennis Prager on occasion which us very good.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2012 07:33 AM (B2fm1)

61 Hey, is this where I go to score some mead?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at June 21, 2012 07:34 AM (4df7R)

62 Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 21, 2012 11:32 AM (136wp) Misleading article, talking about dealing w/ waste disposal. But you know how them lefties like to spin shit.

Posted by: The Preezy at June 21, 2012 07:34 AM (UZQM8)

63 Hey, is this where I go to score some mead?

Don't be so mead-elsome.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 21, 2012 07:35 AM (8y9MW)

64 Nah, he'll get hired by some lefty "nonprofit" and live easy.
They'll travel on someone else's dime, but the accommodations will be less shiny.
Worst part, no one will want to listen to him.

Posted by: fluffonutta at June 21, 2012 07:35 AM (z9HTb)

65 Anyone want to head to Okinawa to drink some Mead?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 21, 2012 07:35 AM (jucos)

66 62 Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 21, 2012 11:32 AM (136wp) Misleading article, talking about dealing w/ waste disposal. But you know how them lefties like to spin shit. Posted by: The Preezy at June 21, 2012 11:34 AM (UZQM Yep, but SCOAMF would love to ban fracking and screw North Dakota

Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 21, 2012 07:36 AM (136wp)

67 "Son of Zero..." I was told there would be no Mo'Bamster here...

Posted by: backhoe at June 21, 2012 07:36 AM (ULH4o)

68 Obama: "I will not rest until...." http://tinyurl.com/6pf566v

Well, it's not like he promised he'd be working on any of these problems, just not resting. Golf is not resting, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2012 07:36 AM (kco//)

69 61 Hey, is this where I go to score some mead?Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at June 21, 2012 11:34 AM (4df7R) Go over to Spectator for Walter Russel Mead.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2012 07:36 AM (MCDCp)

70 More than 100k+ folks suckered by fake Bill Murray twitter account, myself and Randy Quaid included. He had some great one-liners.

LOL at the dumbasses that sent him money, but REALLY LMAO at the women who were sending him boobs pics last weekend to get a follow!

http://on.mash.to/MjDhsL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2012 07:36 AM (piMMO)

71 Posted by: Y-not at June 21, 2012 11:33 AM (5H6zj) Obama is not Bill. After SCOTUS tanks ACA and shits on him for AZ, he'll be finished. Damaged goods as they say. Everyone that played a part in getting him in the WH will want a "refund."

Posted by: The Preezy at June 21, 2012 07:36 AM (UZQM8)

72

Don't be so mead-elsome.


 

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 21, 2012 11:35 AM (8y9MW)

 

Hey now, I didn't mead any harm.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at June 21, 2012 07:37 AM (4df7R)

73 @57 I forgot-- add the fact that he turns up late half the time, to his own press conferences.

Posted by: Secundus at June 21, 2012 07:37 AM (hp71M)

74 Obama's declare bankruptcy 8 years after leaving office.

No, I don't think so. Some rich lefties will step up and make sure he's taken care of, which is basically what they've been doing for him his entire life.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 21, 2012 07:37 AM (hYfiM)

75 Not that I golf at all, but isn't guys going golfing really just an excuse to get away from the house (wife) for a day?  No on REALLY likes golf.

I see Medinah CC already has half of course three covered up for the Ryder's later this summer.

Posted by: CUS at June 21, 2012 07:37 AM (84pE9)

76 65 Anyone want to head to Okinawa to drink some Mead?  

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 21, 2012 11:35 AM (jucos)

 

I hear Jane's got the goods on the best mead   houses in Okinawa; maybe Honshu,    too.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at June 21, 2012 07:38 AM (4df7R)

77 Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 21, 2012 11:36 AM (136wp) SCOAMF ain't gonna be able to do shit, his coal constituents are bailing on him and I don't doubt for a minute they are gonna take the time to pull for Romney. It's CYA in the USA baby!!!

Posted by: The Preezy at June 21, 2012 07:38 AM (UZQM8)

78 I forgot-- add the fact that he turns up late half the time, to his own press conferences.

Posted by: Secundus at June 21, 2012 11:37 AM (hp71M)

 

He's been remarkably on time at his most recent talky gatherings.  Probably because most of them are fundraisers and he wants to suck up to the audience for some of their sweet, sweet cashola.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at June 21, 2012 07:39 AM (4df7R)

79 Okay, I give up.  I've been away and missed out on this mead shit.

Fill a moronette in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2012 07:40 AM (UOM48)

80

Obama is not Bill. After SCOTUS tanks ACA and shits on him for AZ, he'll be finished. Damaged goods as they say. Everyone that played a part in getting him in the WH will want a "refund."

 

It needs to be more than that. It needs to be a total repudiation where the messege gets PAST the MSM that's been covering for him and the general population are finally brought to understand the depth of the farce that they've been played for. The public needs to learn they've got to take a "never again" attitude....and there's still a good 30% of the population drinking the Koolaid and prepping for the Democratic Campaign.

Posted by: MrObvious at June 21, 2012 07:43 AM (t4++D)

81 I've been away and missed out on this mead shit.
Fill a moronette in.Posted by: Jane D'oh


Apparently mead is an alcoholic drink and Althouse's spouse, so you can see the humor there ...

yes, it's just that funny!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 21, 2012 07:43 AM (famk3)

82 Apparently mead is an alcoholic drink and Althouse's spouse, so you can see the humor there ...

yes, it's just that funny!


****

Not getting it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2012 07:44 AM (piMMO)

83 Probably because most of them are fundraisers

How can he be late to a fundraiser?  It's not like they start without him.

Oh yeah--he did have a fundraiser that promised 'dinner with Barak Hussein'.  He showed up for 20 minutes, and skipped out before dinner.

Posted by: CUS at June 21, 2012 07:44 AM (84pE9)

84 Fill a moronette in.
Hanging curve ball.

Posted by: fluffonutta at June 21, 2012 07:45 AM (z9HTb)

85 We had a mead controversy several days ago in which such topics as whether mead is good, whether mead is wine or a completely different beverage, the alcoholic content of mead, the sweetness of mead and such were discussed.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 21, 2012 07:46 AM (Hx5uv)

86 I feel sorry for Barky's captive audiences, the military, who are forced to sit and wait on his pathetic ass for hours.

And then he bounces on stage waving those limp wrists thinking to himself how superior he is to the troops.

Can't wait till he's back in Chi-town.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2012 07:47 AM (UOM48)

87 OMG just saw a great, I mean GREAT, ad from the association of catholic churches saying that they will practice their faith in and out of church, regardless of location, vocation or age. And then they had a picture of JEF as the one trying to deny them the practice of their faith.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 21, 2012 07:47 AM (Dnbau)

88 85 We had a mead controversy several days ago in which such topics as whether mead is good, whether mead is wine or a completely different beverage, the alcoholic content of mead, the sweetness of mead and such were discussed. Posted by: WalrusRex at June 21, 2012 11:46 AM (Hx5uv) Much like the discussion on the delivery of quarrels or arrows thru mechanical devices.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 21, 2012 07:48 AM (136wp)

89

RE: the mead meme.

 

Yesterday, Honey Badger showed up on a thread and asked if any of us had ever had mead (a fermented honey alcoholic drink).   That conversation ended up devolving into a pun-filled extravaganza   with "mead" filling in for other words    of similar look and/or sound.   For example:

 

"If you know what I mead." 

"Hey, don't be so mead!"  

"I really mead a drink."  

Etc.

 

And thus a meme was born.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at June 21, 2012 07:48 AM (4df7R)

90 He didn't even start playing golf until he became Preezy. And it appears he is as bad at it as he was in High School basketball. Imagine the horror of being half black and riding the pines because the asians and whites were better.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at June 21, 2012 07:49 AM (UU0OF)

91 Okay.  I get the mead meme. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2012 07:51 AM (UOM48)

92 And thus a meme was born. Posted by: MWR

And by 'born' you mean 'excreted'.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 21, 2012 07:52 AM (famk3)

93 *gag**cough**


Friend --

For the first 10 years of our marriage, Barack and I lived in an apartment in my hometown of Chicago.

The winters there can be pretty harsh, but no matter how snowy or icy it got, Barack would head out into the cold -- shovel in hand -- to dig my car out before I went to work.

In all our years of marriage, he's always looked out for me. Now, I see that same commitment every day to you and to this country.

The only way we'll win this election is if we can rely on one another like that, all the way to November 6th. Barack is working hard, but he can't do this alone -- he needs your help.

Make a donation today to build this campaign -- when you do, you'll be automatically entered to join Barack and me for a casual dinner:

Your flight, your meal, your accommodations -- that's all taken care of. Just bring yourself and a guest, and get ready to enjoy a good meal together.

Thanks,

Michelle

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2012 07:52 AM (piMMO)

94 Thanks for the cool signal.

I feel like Batman now.

Posted by: Barky McFuckpants at June 21, 2012 07:53 AM (ykSKg)

95 Jane, don't feel bad. I'm here throughout the day most days and I never even saw the mead string.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2012 07:53 AM (piMMO)

96 @Posted by: MrObvious at June 21, 2012 11:43 AM (t4++D) Eh, repudiation by the MSM won't come until after the election and only if Obama's anti-coattails cause the Dims to suffer huge losses in the House and Senate. If so, then watch out. They'll call Obama the conniest con man that ever ran a con. All that info they've been sitting on, including his grades, act will come out, those racists!!! Obama will go under the bus because their marxist/socialist/redistributionist/society-destroyist politics can never be wrong.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 21, 2012 07:54 AM (54vf8)

97

Hey... it's Lizzy Warren's birthday. Go here to sign a birthday card for her! Shouldn't we all help her celebrate???

http://elizabethwarren.com/birthday-card

Posted by: Cathy King at June 21, 2012 07:55 AM (QVa83)

98

Best quote :
“Moderates will never win anything.“

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 21, 2012 07:56 AM (e8kgV)

99 Did Twitter just crash?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2012 08:01 AM (piMMO)

100

The winters there can be pretty harsh, but no matter how snowy or icy it
got, Barack would head out into the cold -- shovel in hand -- to dig my
car out before I went to work.


**

****

In the mortal words of VP slow Joe...BIG Fuckin DEAL!!!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2012 08:01 AM (eavT+)

101 ""I'm not spending time on the golf course, I'm investing time in the golf course."
- Barack Obama

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2012 08:02 AM (kco//)

102 "Okay," the guy says, "but I don't think there's enough room up there for another baked potato!"

Posted by: Son of Disembodied Punchlines at June 21, 2012 08:02 AM (FUozQ)

103 I'm feeling very meady today. I really mead a hug.

Posted by: willow at June 21, 2012 08:03 AM (TomZ9)

104 99 Did Twitter just crash? Looks like it, last tweet in my tl is from 4 minutes ago and it won't reload.

Posted by: booger at June 21, 2012 08:04 AM (HI6wa)

105 I'm sorry to say, this post is a little meadiocre, but i'm certain my meads might be meaded out anyway.

Posted by: willow at June 21, 2012 08:05 AM (TomZ9)

106

hmm, did i mention i'm meady!

and i could or could not be going through meadopause!?

Posted by: willow at June 21, 2012 08:06 AM (TomZ9)

107 Below the fold... The view of the tips my shoes. 

Posted by: You Know It's Time To Go On A Diet When.... at June 21, 2012 08:07 AM (K3Nh7)

108 I just had a mead lover pie for lunch.  Yuuuuuuuumy!!

Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2012 08:07 AM (eavT+)

109 The winters there can be pretty harsh, but no matter how snowy or icy it
got, Barack would head out into the cold -- shovel in hand -- to dig my
car out before I went to work.


Given he likes to keep the temp of the Oval Office in the balmy 'Hawaiian' range, that must really be a show of affection for the Mrs..  Either that or he's afraid of her. 

Posted by: someone at June 21, 2012 08:07 AM (bqjJT)

110 So the bear says "You don't come here for the hunting, do you."

Posted by: DSon of Disembodied Punchlines at June 21, 2012 08:08 AM (FUozQ)

111 Jane, don't feel bad. I'm here throughout the day most days and I never even saw the mead string.

In the pantheon of lame memes, it's the lamest.  Which is why the morons like it so much.

It took me five tries to spell "which."  It's gonna be a long day.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2012 08:08 AM (KXm42)

112 Oh and there's puns also.  For some reason.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2012 08:08 AM (KXm42)

113

Son of Zero Content

----

So this is what the presidents son would look like...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 21, 2012 08:09 AM (SO2Q8)

114

rolls eyes, gives up.

crushed dreams

Posted by: willow at June 21, 2012 08:09 AM (TomZ9)

115

Looks like the Twitter engineers got into the mead.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 21, 2012 08:10 AM (SUKHu)

116 Looks like the search party located Jane.  Dagny still in hiding.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2012 08:10 AM (KXm42)

117 @74 Obama's declare bankruptcy 8 years after leaving office. No, I don't think so. Some rich lefties will step up and make sure he's taken care of, which is basically what they've been doing for him his entire life. Posted by: OregonMuse at June 21, 2012 11:37 AM (hYfiM) The Dark Art of Slurpeeomancy - that is, predictions of the future based on slurp flavors- says otherwise: Barry will be walking the streets soon after his Presidency ends. http://tinyurl.com/29knvkw

Posted by: naturalfake at June 21, 2012 08:10 AM (54vf8)

118 107 Below the fold... The view of the tips my shoes. You can see the tips of your shoes? I'm impressed.

Posted by: booger hasn't seen his wang since 1997 at June 21, 2012 08:11 AM (HI6wa)

119 MamaAJ.....tease.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2012 08:11 AM (KXm42)

120 @14 Are you saying there's something wrong with ghostwriting? Look at how long I got away with it.

Posted by: John F. Kennedy, "author" of Profiles In Courage at June 21, 2012 08:12 AM (p8FXV)

121 bobbit found booger?

Posted by: willow at June 21, 2012 08:12 AM (TomZ9)

122 Yum! This thread tastes delicious and is mead with zero content. 

Posted by: David of PA at June 21, 2012 08:12 AM (RHrNg)

123 Bobbitt found me but she said it looked like somebody got there before her.

Posted by: booger hasn't seen his wang since 1997 at June 21, 2012 08:17 AM (HI6wa)

124 After the discovery of explosives on the premises of Swedish nuclear power plant Ringhals south of Gothenburg on Wednesday afternoon, authorities quickly raised the threat level at all Swedish nuclear facilities.

“They have all raised the threat level as a precaution,” said Maria Stråhle at the Swedish Radiation Safety Authority (Strålsäkerhetsmyndigheten) to news agency TT.

The explosive device was found on a large truck that had been on the industrial estate belonging to the plant and was returning into the reactor area, which is more heavily guarded.

“Under the first step onto the truck there is a fire extinguisher and that is where the explosive had been placed,” said Gösta Larsen of the Ringhals plant to TT.

He said that police suspect that a civilian has prepared the explosive and that it was the size of a “small fist”.

The device was not primed and was not large enough to do damage to a reactor, according to Larsen. However, he confirmed that the threat levels had been raised as a result of the find and said that any discovery of explosives on the plant’s premises was “worrying”.

Posted by: Jared Loughner at June 21, 2012 08:17 AM (e8kgV)

125 This feels like friday instead of thursday.

Posted by: booger at June 21, 2012 08:17 AM (HI6wa)

126 112 Oh and there's puns also. For some reason.
----   puns need no reason

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 21, 2012 08:19 AM (SO2Q8)

127 And remember, you can never be OT in an open thread.



Wait, does this mean we can use the "C" word or the "MFer" word?

Posted by: DMV, Superizor at June 21, 2012 08:25 AM (hXJOG)

128 Punning is the lowest form of humor. That's why we like it so much.

Posted by: Cricket at June 21, 2012 08:25 AM (DrC22)

129 ..and my Dad says "Beautiful. Just fucking beautiful."

Posted by: Son of Disembodied Punchlines at June 21, 2012 08:31 AM (FUozQ)

130 Puns are the limerick of whatever puns are a subset of that  has a corresponding subset wherein is found limericks.

Posted by: nearly organized thought at June 21, 2012 08:32 AM (SO2Q8)

131 "Tits on a nun, a dick on a priest... And these fucking piss-ants."

Posted by: Son of Disembodied Punchlines at June 21, 2012 08:34 AM (FUozQ)

132 Fly mead to the moon
Let me quaff among the stars
Let me get shitfaced on Jupiter and Mars

Posted by: zombie frank sinatra at June 21, 2012 08:53 AM (nrW1y)

133 If Sinatra ever punned I'll eat a bug.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2012 08:54 AM (KXm42)

134

In light of the Catholic Church's kickoff of the "Fortnight" festivities, as a lifelong Catholic, I found the following a shocker on how the Catholic church in America got its leftists.  If you think about what source claims, the indoctrinated were ready to go by the '68 riots.

 

http://bit.ly/Jzaw6k

Posted by: RushBabe at June 21, 2012 08:55 AM (tQHzJ)

135 Where have you been? We've been eating hot-buttered corn.

Posted by: cousin of disembodied punchlines at June 21, 2012 08:56 AM (nrW1y)

136 I really didn't mean to poop on anyone's mead pun dreams.  Please ignore me.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2012 08:56 AM (KXm42)

137 Meada culpa.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2012 08:57 AM (KXm42)

138

Here's a little bit of news that should raise a smile while raising a welt:  Michael Moore, among others, is about to lose the $32,000 he posted as bail for Julian Assange, who is hiding out in the Ecuadorean Embassy in London:  http://tinyurl.com/73quhya

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 21, 2012 09:10 AM (KOHFD)

139

$32,000?  Think of all the Filet-O-Fishes Oliver Willis could eat with that kind of scratch.

 

Yeah, I got nothing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at June 21, 2012 09:29 AM (zF6Iw)

140 Our SCOAMF left the golf course before finishing to attend the WH meeting watching Osama get killed. So, there's one.

Posted by: TooCon at June 21, 2012 09:32 AM (YcTIW)

141 looks like Twitter just crashed again. Starting to wonder if this is coordination by Obama's administration to silence conservatives. after walloping Holder yesterday with Tweets it might be.

Posted by: red923 at June 21, 2012 09:49 AM (b1xzA)

142 125 This feels like friday instead of thursday.
Posted by: booger at June 21, 2012 12:17 PM (HI6wa)


Drink enough mead, and it all flows together...

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 21, 2012 10:20 AM (XvHmy)

143 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2012 11:57 AM (Xb3hu)

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