October 14, 2012

Space Jump!
— Ace

He just landed.

Posted by: Ace at 10:17 AM | Comments (581)
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1 I could have done that.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at October 14, 2012 10:18 AM (hlUJY)

2 Nice! Dude was tumbling like a bitch at first.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 10:18 AM (+XD7n)

3 YouTube sucks

Posted by: Beto at October 14, 2012 10:18 AM (BAnPT)

4 It was teh AWESOME!!!

Posted by: antisocialist at October 14, 2012 10:18 AM (j/nZn)

5 Felix!! Amazing. I was holding my breath. Bravo!!!

Posted by: osu at October 14, 2012 10:18 AM (vgMWF)

6 Damn the family is babe central.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at October 14, 2012 10:18 AM (hlUJY)

7 Dead or alive?

Posted by: Truman North at October 14, 2012 10:18 AM (I2LwF)

8 Awesome!!!!

Posted by: Little Miss Inopulent at October 14, 2012 10:19 AM (qH52N)

9 Hahahahahahahahah.......

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 14, 2012 10:19 AM (PlCer)

10 It's amazing he lengths to which some assholes will go just to get laid.

Posted by: Truman North at October 14, 2012 10:19 AM (I2LwF)

11 The big black stripe across the screen with "Please Stand By" WTF was that all about? Fail.

Posted by: Pipeholder at October 14, 2012 10:19 AM (M1PV9)

12 Is the capsule heading for North Korea?

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 10:19 AM (+XD7n)

13 Any word whether he broke the sound barrier?

Posted by: sTevo at October 14, 2012 10:19 AM (VMcEw)

14 But is he leading in the polls?

Posted by: Truman North at October 14, 2012 10:20 AM (5R8Az)

15 He couldn't have done that without Obama, just sayin.

Posted by: TD at October 14, 2012 10:20 AM (+uFux)

16 SMOD/Baumgartner 2012

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 14, 2012 10:20 AM (6JMZR)

17 An exciting exercise in utter uselessness

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at October 14, 2012 10:20 AM (hlUJY)

18 Any word whether he broke the sound barrier? Posted by: sTevo at October 14, 2012 02:19 PM (VMcEw) I saw an mph of about 720, then they stopped the display.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 10:20 AM (+XD7n)

19 Did he pass Arlen Specter on the way up? Oh, yeah. Specter was going the other way.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2012 10:21 AM (+tqYo)

20 Obama will call to congratulate him .. in Austrian!

Posted by: osu at October 14, 2012 10:21 AM (vgMWF)

21 He landed on an protected lizard and is under arrest.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 10:21 AM (+XD7n)

22 By the way. ARLEN SPECTER, DEAD AT 82

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2012 10:22 AM (+tqYo)

23 This shit is why Red Bull is 2X the cost of other energy drinks.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 10:22 AM (U6/KF)

24 Muslim riots any second now.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 10:22 AM (+XD7n)

25 Yep Arlen specter is dead. I won't call him a big fucking asshole today. Link in sig.

Posted by: Truman North at October 14, 2012 10:22 AM (5R8Az)

26 That was only surpassed by the Meteoric rise and subsequent plummet back to earth of Obama.

Much Like Felix, Obama and the massive gasbag ego of his enflated to bursting by the cocksucking media returned safely to earth this month.

Obama is sure to say, "I called to congratulate Felix, now there is another human on the planet who knows what its like to be me."

Posted by: Rubbernecking Spectator at October 14, 2012 10:22 AM (ovpNn)

27 Ok, haha real link in sig.

Posted by: Truman North at October 14, 2012 10:23 AM (5R8Az)

28 I could have done it better than him.

Posted by: Hussein Obama at October 14, 2012 10:23 AM (eQgOb)

29 Specter needs to be encased in concrete and dropped into the Marianas trench.  I don't want any possibility of a zombie comeback tour.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 10:23 AM (U6/KF)

30 Glad he made it, but the professionalism at the ending seemed half-assed, with wrong info coming from the ground. Also, it seemed strange not to hear that strong, confident midwestern-jetpilot-voice coming out of that pressure suit.

Posted by: Some Came Skipping at October 14, 2012 10:24 AM (Z/irl)

31 You didn't jump that.

Posted by: You know who at October 14, 2012 10:24 AM (RIg+t)

32 Helium is a major greenhouse gas. $100,000 fine plus 90 days.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 10:24 AM (+XD7n)

33 Surprised that there was no helmet cam on Felix. Hmmm...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2012 10:24 AM (+tqYo)

34 Barack obama knows how to lift up the middle class just like that giant bag of gas helped to lift Felix today.

Posted by: Stephanie Cutter Political Strategist, Professional Liar, and Administrations #2 Turd Polisher at October 14, 2012 10:25 AM (ovpNn)

35 Meanwhile, go Ravens

Posted by: TD at October 14, 2012 10:25 AM (+uFux)

36 His steel balls are now heat tempered.

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 10:25 AM (RIg+t)

37 28 That was only surpassed by the Meteoric rise and subsequent plummet back to earth of Obama.

Much Like Felix, Obama and the massive gasbag ego of his enflated to bursting by the cocksucking media returned safely to earth this month.

Obama is sure to say, "I called to congratulate Felix, now there is another human on the planet who knows what its like to be me."

Posted by: Rubbernecking Spectator at October 14, 2012 02:22 PM (ovpNn)


Well Obama says if you read the transcript of the first debate, he beat Romney. So I'm guessing that ego is still pretty inflated.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 10:25 AM (M1gmo)

38 OMG! There's some sort of Alien thing on his suit!

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 10:26 AM (+XD7n)

39 Arlen Specter is dead, Felix Baumgartner is alive. All is well with the world, at least for today. Let us salute the immortal Joe Kittinger, an American one-of-a-kind for fifty-plus years.

Posted by: BuddyPC at October 14, 2012 10:26 AM (jfUIE)

40 Damn, that was some awesome CGI!

Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at October 14, 2012 10:26 AM (ZgX/g)

41 Any landing you can walk away from....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2012 10:26 AM (xL7J/)

42 Amazing what the Jews in Hollywood can do these days,

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 14, 2012 10:27 AM (6JMZR)

43 Ninja, please.

Posted by: Curiosity Rover at October 14, 2012 10:27 AM (+XD7n)

44 Awesome.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 10:27 AM (AzDzi)

45 Cool, but I still won't drink Red Bull.

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 10:27 AM (RIg+t)

46 Space, Jump

Posted by: Tourette at October 14, 2012 10:27 AM (0It32)

47 Let us salute the immortal Joe Kittinger, an American one-of-a-kind for fifty-plus years. Posted by: BuddyPC at October 14, 2012 02:26 PM (jfUIE) I just read about Kittinger. Mr. Kittinger, a former test pilot, set his records in a 1960 trip to the stratosphere. Early during that ascent, also over New Mexico, in an Air Force balloon, one of his pressurized gloves leaked, but he was so determined to keep going that he did not report the problem, even after his hand swelled to twice its normal size.

Posted by: osu at October 14, 2012 10:28 AM (vgMWF)

48 Speaking of jumps, Gibbs   claims  that the adminstration is to blame for Benghazi security failure  yet the   Obama campaign claims no one asked for any security?   Either Breitbart has been dipping into  The Onion's headlines  or else people in the Obama  campaign just want to confuse everyone with stupidity.  Guess that's how their get people to   vote for them. 

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 14, 2012 10:28 AM (LPuor)

49 I've been higher.

Posted by: Prez. Choom at October 14, 2012 10:28 AM (RIg+t)

50 49 Did he jump from Mars? Posted by: Maxine Waters at October 14, 2012 02:27 PM (z9HTb) No, but if he lands too close to the end of Guam, the inertia will make the island tip into the sea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2012 10:28 AM (+tqYo)

51 Yea, but can he do it again?

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 10:29 AM (RIg+t)

52 It must be a ying and yang thing ....

Legendary Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter died in his home Sunday morning from complications of non-Hodgkins Lymphoma, according to a statement released by his family. He was 82.

Specter, 82, announced in 2005 that he had Hodgkin's disease, for which he underwent chemotherapy. He was treated again in 2008, after the disease returned. He was again hospitalized in August to deal with the disease.

Specter rose to prominence in the 1960s as an aggressive Philadelphia district attorney and as an assistant counsel to the Warren Commission, developing the single-bullet theory that posited just one bullet struck both President Kennedy and Texas Gov. John Connally — an assumption critical to the argument that presidential assassin Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. The theory remains controversial and was the focus of Oliver Stone's 1991 movie "JFK."

Posted by: Judas Priest at October 14, 2012 10:29 AM (e8kgV)

53 54 I've been higher. Posted by: Prez. Choom at October 14, 2012 02:28 PM (RIg+t) That made me laugh.

Posted by: osu at October 14, 2012 10:29 AM (vgMWF)

54 Takes me back to watching the first moon landing.

Posted by: profligatewaste at October 14, 2012 10:30 AM (q5wLf)

55 how long till they make that a ride at 6 Flags?

Posted by: Dr. strangeFelix at October 14, 2012 10:30 AM (kzejo)

56 He was smart not to wear a red suit.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 10:31 AM (+XD7n)

57 I didn't know the JFK magic bullet was Specter's creation.  That explains a lot...

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 10:31 AM (U6/KF)

58 The BALLS on that guy!

Posted by: Someone had to at October 14, 2012 10:31 AM (AzwZn)

59 Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 14, 2012 02:28 PM (LPuor)


May it's just a case of the Obama campaign being confused and stupid.
That how I roll.
Hahahahahahahahah.....

Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at October 14, 2012 10:31 AM (PlCer)

60 Am I going to Hades for thinking we're simply better off without Arlen Specter in this world?

Posted by: Albie Damned at October 14, 2012 10:31 AM (vvCG5)

61 Obama will congratulate him once his Austrian translator arrives.

Posted by: Dr. strangeFelix at October 14, 2012 10:33 AM (kzejo)

62 I hope the definition of America becomes more about this.....adventure/achievement/advancement ....rather than Obamaphones.

Posted by: Another Joe at October 14, 2012 10:33 AM (f4Cdf)

63 Arlen Specter may have been a decent guy in many ways, but you could not trust him at all. He looked out for number one.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 10:33 AM (+XD7n)

64 amazing, even from 127,651 feet i could still see how much Obama sucks.

Posted by: Felix at October 14, 2012 10:34 AM (kzejo)

65

He looked out for number one.

---

You bet. I never wanted to get any number one on me.

Posted by: Zombie Arlen at October 14, 2012 10:35 AM (kzejo)

66 Prayers, again, for the families of the Columbia shuttle disaster.

This is why the jump matters: getting astronauts back onto Earth is damn dangerous. This jump shows it is possible to get astronauts from space onto Earth without all that surrounding crap.

So I'm thinking - don't land the next Shuttle or manned probe or lunar-lander. Put it into dock in a low-orbit space-station. And then just - kick them out.

It should be cheaper and safer, and if there is a mistake (G-d forbid) it doesn't kill over seven people at one time.

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 14, 2012 10:35 AM (QTHTd)

67 Of course you all had to look out for my #2

Posted by: Zombie Arlen at October 14, 2012 10:36 AM (kzejo)

68 42. Posted by: BuddyPC at October 14, 2012 02:26 PM (jfUIE) Actually, one of Kittinger's records is still intact. I think it is longest freefall time. Felix pulled the rip cord too quick for that, but it was an amazing spectacle, even if it was faked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2012 10:36 AM (+tqYo)

69 On the same day Col. Yeger broke the sound barrier in 1947 no less. Great job Felix! And two very nice cheerleader pics in the football thread. A little something for everyone: boobehs, elbows, teeth, thighs that can crack a sphere of sold titanium, hair and ass, very nice ass. All in all a good day.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 14, 2012 10:36 AM (RXQ2T)

70 Difference between Baumgartner and obama, Baumgartner had a parachute.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 10:37 AM (Z9EHQ)

71 Yee-haw!  Way to go, Felix.

Posted by: Flight Nut at October 14, 2012 10:37 AM (bDWdk)

72 I jump on a thread like this, and get ready to be clever. Then I read as I scroll down, and pretty soon I say to myself, "Screw it, they've got it covered already."

Posted by: Meremortal, keeping quiet at October 14, 2012 10:38 AM (1Y+hH)

73 thighs that can crack a sphere of sold titanium

and, still, not enough to smoosh Felix's balls in any way

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 14, 2012 10:38 AM (QTHTd)

74 66 Thanks for your input,   Joe.   BTW,  you looked stupid last night on SNL. 

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 14, 2012 10:38 AM (LPuor)

75 Here's what I think of dead politicians. Most of them spent decades making life more difficult for the people they were supposed to serve. All while trying to gain more money and power for themselves. Fuck'em, they don't deserve any praise, they deserve scorn.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 14, 2012 10:38 AM (GZitp)

76 I just read where the communications guy was Joe K - the previous record holder.  Very cool. 

Posted by: someone at October 14, 2012 10:39 AM (bqjJT)

77 @77 I think he was going faster than anticipated. As I understand it Kittinger actually passed out a bit during his fall. For a second I thought the when he looked down he'd say, "This is f*cking nuts!" and go back into the capsule

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 14, 2012 10:39 AM (RXQ2T)

78 Joe Biden wants to try that with a bird suit

Posted by: TexasJew at October 14, 2012 10:39 AM (6/bOE)

79 Now he's Arlen Spectre.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 14, 2012 10:39 AM (6JMZR)

80 Michelle has been suggesting obama should do an even higher jump before the election to get a bump in the polls. She is really serious about it too - she is offering to pack his parachute.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 10:40 AM (Z9EHQ)

81 Hey MrScribbler..  did you finally get banned at Hot Gas ?? Welcome to the club.

Posted by: grease monkey at October 14, 2012 10:40 AM (VSWPU)

82 You never make plans for us.

Posted by: Mrs. Baumgartner at October 14, 2012 10:40 AM (mT2MD)

83 What's the difference between Baumgartner and Obama's economy?  Baumgartner only had one parachute.

Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2012 10:41 AM (vm7ot)

84 Thanks for the invite, guys

Posted by: aliens hitching a ride from outer space at October 14, 2012 10:41 AM (d/5qf)

85 You have to believe in yourself. Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Dispatches) at October 14, 2012 10:41 AM (p4U6S)

86 Red Bull is really one of the best companies in the world at branding. Funding this project is just one of many examples.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 10:41 AM (LTbLf)

87 Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 02:37 PM (Z9EHQ)


Oh so now your Felix Baumgartner.
Hahahahahahahahah.....smrik

Posted by: Slow Smokin' Joe Biden at October 14, 2012 10:42 AM (PlCer)

88 I won't call him a big fucking asshole today. Link in sig.

Posted by: Truman North at October 14, 2012 02:22 PM (5R8Az)


NOOO problemo. I'll do it for you. (and I live in PA so I'm entitled.)

None of this "don't speak ill of the dead" crap. Hell, that's the best time cause they can't sue you from the grave.

Arlen Spector this was your life and you were pretty much a big fucking asshole during most of it. (at least your public persona that I am aware of). maybe you were nice to your dogs and kids. (maybe not, he named one of his boys Shanin. (gheeeyyy)

This is for all the times you pontificated and lorded it over others who knew better than you but you had the seniority. This is for the fucking single bullet theory, which enshrined you in the dumbass hall of fame.

This is for all the times you shafted your supposed fellow Republicans. This is for your last minute flip to Democrat so you could keep your seat and your perks.


I'm not GLAD your dead but I'm not SAD  your dead.

Say Hello to Fat Teddy while you're waiting in line for your turn on the end of Satan's barbed cock.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 14, 2012 10:42 AM (Vh0f5)

89 87 Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 14, 2012 02:39 PM (RXQ2T) I think he actually passed out when he was standing on the ledge of the capsule and looked down. "What the fuck am I dooooo........."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2012 10:42 AM (+tqYo)

90 What did you say to get banned from that hellhole, Scribs?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 14, 2012 10:42 AM (6JMZR)

91 "Michelle has been suggesting obama should do an even higher jump before the election to get a bump in the polls."

That douche would be pulling a Gus Grissom before the balloon hit 30,000 feet. Screaming and crying like an infant.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 14, 2012 10:42 AM (GZitp)

92 Is that jump in anyway offensive to Muslims? That's really the most important question.

Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 10:42 AM (M/TDA)

93

>> 71Arlen Specter may have been a decent guy in many ways, but you could not trust him at all

 

I've read where Snarlin' Arlen was considered to be the biggest asshole in the entire Congress and was extremely abusive to his staff

Posted by: Albie Damned at October 14, 2012 10:43 AM (vvCG5)

94 obama sent baumgartner a telegram - "Mr. Baumgartner, you didn't do that." BOSCOMFPOTUS

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 10:43 AM (Z9EHQ)

95 Baumgartner as he stood up and got ready to jump from the capsule: "Um, guys. I have to take a big shit. Did you pack any toilet paper in the capsule for me?"

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 10:43 AM (LTbLf)

96 I wonder if Red Bull charged Felix extra money for the window seat?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2012 10:43 AM (jucos)

97 Am I going to Hades for thinking we're simply better off without Arlen Specter in this world?

Some people's greatest contribution to civilization is when they stop contributing.

Obama will join Specter in this regard when he kicks.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 10:44 AM (U6/KF)

98 I could do that jump like really easy.   And I am sexier than Paul   Ryan  and his  P90x  crap. 

Posted by: Joey the Hot VP at October 14, 2012 10:44 AM (LPuor)

99 On a positive note for Red Bull, they keep some Warbirds flying.  For example a P-38 Lightning and F4U Corsair.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2012 10:45 AM (iJ34D)

100

Barky,  you know what they say, "What goes up, must  come down  like Felix Baumgartner".

 

 

Posted by: Meremortal, keeping quiet at October 14, 2012 10:45 AM (1Y+hH)

101 (SNL) Martha Raddatz: As you know, the baseball playoffs are in full swing with four teams remaining: the Yankees, Tigers, Giants, and Cardinals. So if you can, could you please speak personally about abortion?

Love it. Totally random question in the debate.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 10:45 AM (M1gmo)

102 Big effin' deal. I personally killed Bin Laden. All this Baumgartner dude did was fall.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 14, 2012 10:45 AM (LTbLf)

103 Here is how the AP reports it.. "Baumgartner came down in the eastern New Mexico desert minutes after jumping from his capsule 28,000 feet, or 24 miles, above Earth." Apparently basic knowledge of thing like the number of feet in a mile is not required in order to be an AP reporter....

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at October 14, 2012 10:46 AM (YyVZT)

104 obama went down faster and harder than baumgartner without a parachute

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 10:46 AM (Z9EHQ)

105 113 The campaign slogans just kind of write themselves. Mitt and Paul are you listening?

Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 10:46 AM (M/TDA)

106 Here is how the AP reports it.. "Baumgartner came down in the eastern New Mexico desert minutes after jumping from his capsule 28,000 feet, or 24 miles, above Earth." Apparently basic knowledge of thing like the number of feet in a mile is not required in order to be an AP reporter.... Posted by: Kasper Hauser at October 14, 2012 02:46 PM (YyVZT) heh, I read that also. what a bunch of fucktards.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 10:46 AM (Z9EHQ)

107 Did he land on Guam?  I hope not, because that landing would certainly have tipped it over

Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 14, 2012 10:47 AM (d/5qf)

108 Here is how the AP reports it.. "Baumgartner came down in the eastern New Mexico desert minutes after jumping from his capsule 28,000 feet, or 24 miles, above Earth." Apparently basic knowledge of thing like the number of feet in a mile is not required in order to be an AP reporter.... Posted by: Kasper Hauser at October 14, 2012 02:46 PM (YyVZT) The guy who checks the math is out sick. Actually, he quit.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 10:47 AM (+XD7n)

109 Arlen specter just died. Also, I just found a penny on the ground.

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 14, 2012 10:47 AM (vIg+U)

110 End of an empire... the US needs Red Bull to make us proud as a nation. SHAME

Posted by: higg at October 14, 2012 10:47 AM (XMD/6)

111 Btw, no more elbows???

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 14, 2012 10:47 AM (GEICT)

112 117 obama went down faster and harder than baumgartner without a parachute

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 02:46 PM (Z9EHQ)


Exactly. Reggie Love has made the same comments about me going down fast and hard.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 14, 2012 10:48 AM (LTbLf)

113

116...Apparently basic knowledge of thing like the number of feet in a mile is not required in order to be an AP reporter....

 

They're used to getting their material fed to them from the DNC, so...

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 10:48 AM (l5RhJ)

114 obama is plummeting so hard in the polls he is going to leave a hole in the ground like baumgartner without a parachute interestingly, while obama is plummeting in the poles, he is pounding in the poles

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 10:48 AM (Z9EHQ)

115 But, but, but does this help Muslims feel good about their contributions to space travel?

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at October 14, 2012 10:49 AM (qjrjH)

116

>>Apparently basic knowledge of thing like the number of feet in a mile is not required in order to be an AP reporter....
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at October 14, 2012 02:46 PM (YyVZT)

 

Hmmm...I know Biden's one son Beau is The Delaware AG. Does he have others?

Posted by: Albie Damned at October 14, 2012 10:49 AM (vvCG5)

117
Pretty good year for Red Bull.
They got this and holding on to first place in team and driver in Formula One racing.

Posted by: YIKES! at October 14, 2012 10:49 AM (PlCer)

118 Barky, unlike Felix's landing, in your case...the forecast calls for pain.

Posted by: Meremortal, keeping quiet at October 14, 2012 10:49 AM (1Y+hH)

119 He's just set the Cherokee record for highest free fall.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 14, 2012 10:50 AM (6JMZR)

120 End of an empire... the US needs Red Bull to make us proud as a nation. SHAME Posted by: higg at October 14, 2012 02:47 PM (XMD/6) huh? where are you getting national pride out of this

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 10:50 AM (Z9EHQ)

121 Um, what is their plan regarding the capsule?

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 10:51 AM (+XD7n)

122 The guy who checks the math is out sick.

It was 128,714 feet up. The guy made a typo and forgot the first "1"

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 14, 2012 10:51 AM (QTHTd)

123 this is so 20 minutes ago

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 10:52 AM (8sCoq)

124 It was 128,714 feet up. The guy made a typo and forgot the first "1" Posted by: boulder hobo at October 14, 2012 02:51 PM (QTHTd) Yeah, we know that.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 10:52 AM (+XD7n)

125 He's just set the Cherokee record for highest free fall.

No big deal, then; this is soon to be beaten by Elizabeth Warren in November

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 14, 2012 10:52 AM (QTHTd)

126 Um, what is their plan regarding the capsule? Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 02:51 PM (+XD7n) ditch the balloon, parachute back? display everywhere with baumgartner inside.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 10:52 AM (Z9EHQ)

127 > Seventy-seven degrees and sunny here today and my Harley decides it's Obama at a debate.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 14, 2012 02:51 PM (vbh31)



dude what's wrong?

I'm taking mine out right after BAL v DAL

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 10:52 AM (8sCoq)

128 I dvr'd that stuff. Guy's got all the balls in Germany that Angela Merkel doesn't currently possess.

Next flight they're going to take along a celebrity of Germanic descent to make...yep, a Germanic Descent. The Hoff...

The Hoff won't even know they're on the edge of space til Felix depressurizes the capsule, and boots the Hoff out the door. A pressure-crumpled Budweiser tallboy will be all that's left of the Hoff on camera when the Hoff makes his descent.

Sadly for the Hoff, he will have allowed Kid Rock and the Kardashians to pack his chute and do his equipment checks. His chute will turn out to be a wrinkled leather mini-skirt and his O2 supply will be pressurized helium. His high pitched death scream will be comedy gold.

The closing scene will be his impacting a the roof of a car in LA, taking Lindsay Lohan out with his landing.

Must see TV...

Posted by: sandman will resist at October 14, 2012 10:53 AM (zxaA2)

129 I'm glad I was able to make this jump possible. I would like to congratulate me, myself and I for all the hard work and planning that went into this jump.
 
I've decided to give the Congressional Medal of Honor to me for allowing this jump, in spite of all the naysayers that said "you're the best, Barack".
 
Thank you for listening to me.

Posted by: King Putt at October 14, 2012 10:53 AM (ccXZP)

130 Here's my dream for the next debates. I see Mr. Romney walking out righteous and radiant. I see him so self confident that nothing Obama and the lefty moderator can think of will defeat him. Have him ask the audience whether they want to soar as a nation again or continue on the road back to the Stone Age .

Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 10:53 AM (M/TDA)

131 The guy who checks the math is out sick. It was 128,714 feet up. The guy made a typo and forgot the first "1" Posted by: boulder hobo at October 14, 2012 02:51 PM (QTHTd) it was the second sentence and kinda the money shot of the whole article.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 10:53 AM (Z9EHQ)

132 Um, what is their plan regarding the capsule?

I think I heard them say the capsule was returning to ground.  I could be wrong.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 10:54 AM (kpCLl)

133 ditch the balloon, parachute back? display everywhere with baumgartner inside. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 02:52 PM (Z9EHQ) Okay, will it land on Specter's hearse?

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 10:54 AM (+XD7n)

134 We can't go back to the failed policies of the Republicans.  My failed policies are much  better.

Posted by: Debating Queen at October 14, 2012 10:55 AM (1Y+hH)

135 Um, what is their plan regarding the capsule?

They're gonna use it to replace one of Biden's chiclets.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 14, 2012 10:55 AM (6JMZR)

136 I hope the capsule gets to bang a hot washing machine.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 10:55 AM (+XD7n)

137 I've decided to give the Congressional Medal of Honor to me for allowing this jump, in spite of all the naysayers that said "you're the best, Barack".

And I'd like to give the Peace Prize to NASA, because they had nothing to do with this, would have hindered it if they'd been able to, and... fuck it, we just like unaccountable bureaucracies

Posted by: the Nobel committee at October 14, 2012 10:56 AM (QTHTd)

138 Not just the reporter...the copy editor is an imbecile too...and the guy who gets the shit pushed out onto the net.

Multiple layers of fact checking man.  Multiple layers.  Top people.

L.A.Y.E.R.S.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 10:56 AM (U6/KF)

139 >>>Um, what is their plan regarding the capsule?

It's on its way to Groom Lake.  Under wraps.

Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2012 10:56 AM (vm7ot)

140 Regardng the first sentence of the article, I do have a question regarding labeling baumgartner as an extreme athlete. It might take me the better part of a fifth of scotch bu I am prety sure I cold hop in the capsule, sit until the green light goes off and the jump out of a capsule.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 10:57 AM (Z9EHQ)

141 It will be dragged around to events with two or three teenage girls in short shorts hanging on it and handing out Red Bulls. Posted by: runninrebel at October 14, 2012 02:54 PM (N/1Dm) ------------------------------------------------------------ Interesting........

Posted by: Red Bull Promotions Department at October 14, 2012 10:57 AM (jucos)

142 PEACHES!

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 10:58 AM (Z9EHQ)

143 Let me tell you something. Barack and I literally do feats as brave and extraordinary as Baumgartner's each and every single day for the American people. For example, just yesterday, Barack attended a national security meeting for the second time in three months, while I was able to wipe myself with only the help of two of my aides, not the five that it normally requires.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 14, 2012 10:58 AM (LTbLf)

144 Regardng the first sentence of the article, I do have a question regarding labeling baumgartner as an extreme athlete. It might take me the better part of a fifth of scotch bu I am prety sure I cold hop in the capsule, sit until the green light goes off and the jump out of a capsule. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 02:57 PM (Z9EHQ) His sphincter control is unmatched. Years of training.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 10:58 AM (+XD7n)

145 Harley no startee. I got something bad going on with the passive alarm that appears to be sucking the life out of the battery.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 14, 2012 02:56 PM (vbh31)

 

------- -------    ------  -     ------     ------    -- -   - - ---    - ----   ---  - -  --  -  - 

 

We didn't have those problems back when the passive alarm was an armed Motorsickle Mama  keeping an eye on the bike. 

Posted by: Debating Queen at October 14, 2012 10:58 AM (1Y+hH)

146 Not just the reporter...the copy editor is an imbecile too...and the guy who gets the shit pushed out onto the net. Multiple layers of fact checking man. Multiple layers. Top people. L.A.Y.E.R.S. Even better, the article should have been written a month ago and only need a few things updated on launch day.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 10:59 AM (Z9EHQ)

147 Y5 jumps from 130,000 feet, sponsored by Laphroaig.  Doesn't remember a damn thing about it later.   

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 10:59 AM (kpCLl)

148 I am wondering why he opened so high. Standard opening height is 3000 feet, & he opened at 6-7000. That's about 20 secs of freefall he lost, and so he didn't break the longest freefall record.

Posted by: West at October 14, 2012 11:00 AM (5pHWa)

149 He didn't do that himself. Isaac Newton invented gravity with government funding and stuff.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at October 14, 2012 11:00 AM (OTr9t)

150 His sphincter control is unmatched. Years of training. Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 02:58 PM (+XD7n) biden uses a battery operated plug, why do you think he was grinning all debate?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 11:00 AM (Z9EHQ)

151 Wingnuts! There are 1000 feet in a mile. Like a football field. Stupit teabaggerz.

Posted by: AP reporter at October 14, 2012 11:00 AM (+XD7n)

152 Y5 jumps from 130,000 feet, sponsored by Laphroaig. Doesn't remember a damn thing about it later. Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 02:59 PM (kpCLl) sounds like most of my best weekends, or what I was told of them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 11:01 AM (Z9EHQ)

153 158 It might take me the better part of a fifth of scotch bu I am prety sure I cold hop in the capsule, sit until the green light goes off and the jump out of a capsule.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 02:57 PM (Z9EHQ)


Then you're a better person than me. The only way I'd do something like that is if the only alternative was death. I get dizzy sitting on those elevated toilets in public restrooms.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 11:02 AM (LTbLf)

154 It doesn't feel high at that height.  Ladders scare the shit out of me, but I can hang out the door of a plane at 13,000' like it was nothing.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:02 AM (U6/KF)

155 He didn't do that himself. Isaac Newton invented gravity with government funding and stuff. Posted by: Barky O'Genius at October 14, 2012 03:00 PM (OTr9t) ------------------------------------------------------------ WELL HOLEE SHIITE! I THOUGHT HE CREATED THE FIG NEWTON. LITERALLY.

Posted by: Smirkin' Joey B. at October 14, 2012 11:02 AM (jucos)

156 I am wondering why he opened so high. Standard opening height is 3000 feet, & he opened at 6-7000. That's about 20 secs of freefall he lost, and so he didn't break the longest freefall record. Posted by: West at October 14, 2012 03:00 PM (5pHWa) baumgartner is apparently a girly man, lost his nerve and pulled the cord early.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 11:02 AM (Z9EHQ)

157 >>FML. Seventy-seven degrees and sunny here today and my Harley decides it's Obama at a debate.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 14, 2012 02:51 PM (vbh31)

 

I was finally  able to pump enough wine coolers down the wife's gullet to make her frisky last night, and my little guy decided to perform like Obama at a debate

Posted by: Albie Damned at October 14, 2012 11:02 AM (vvCG5)

158

When the president brings up Bain at the debate, i want Romney to say.

"The president is complaining about outsourced jobs. You know what he outsources?

The responsibilty for FOUR DEAD AMERICANS"

 

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 14, 2012 11:02 AM (kzejo)

159 bu I am prety sure I cold hop in the capsule, sit until the green light goes off and the jump out of a capsule.

It's the whole "landing alive" part where the athleticism comes into play.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2012 11:02 AM (d/5qf)

160 The best in your face given to Arlen? The young lady whose mother and father were killed at Luby's- The 2nd amendment isn't about people like us being able to hunt. It's about people like us being able to protect ourselves from people like you. paraphrased If you can find a clip of that hearing her entire testimony is pure gold. Honorary moronette platinum membership.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 14, 2012 11:03 AM (GX2fm)

161 Then you're a better person than me. The only way I'd do something like that is if the only alternative was death. I get dizzy sitting on those elevated toilets in public restrooms. Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 03:02 PM (LTbLf) Fuck, I shake like a leaf, coincidentally, when I'm cleaning leaves out of the gutter.

Posted by: ErikW at October 14, 2012 11:03 AM (ln4U7)

162 166 I am wondering why he opened so high. Standard opening height is 3000 feet, & he opened at 6-7000. That's about 20 secs of freefall he lost, and so he didn't break the longest freefall record.

Posted by: West at October 14, 2012 03:00 PM (5pHWa)


It worked out better this way anyway, as Joe Kittinger, who held the record from his jump from around 102,000 feet in 1960, was helping this mission and thus was able to keep one record for the longest freefall.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 11:03 AM (LTbLf)

163 he didn't break the longest freefall record.

Freefall == weightlessness, in terms of the effects on an object. So the freefall record belongs to whatever that Russian guy's name was who got stuck in Mir for longest. (I think)

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 14, 2012 11:03 AM (QTHTd)

164 When the president brings up Bain at the debate, i want Romney to say. "The president is complaining about outsourced jobs. You know what he outsources? The responsibilty for FOUR DEAD AMERICANS" Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 14, 2012 03:02 PM (kzejo) you are looking at it all wrong the way the bls and obam see it is - four more job openings

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 11:04 AM (Z9EHQ)

165 I watched it on youTube. Once the chute deployed, Baumgartner said something over the radio about "passing out" on his way down. I think Kittinger had that happen to him too. I guess that would explain why he was spinning so uncontrollably for a while, and why he pulled the parachute a little early; he might have been disoriented.

Amazing feat. I hope the press conference starts soon.

Posted by: johnd01 at October 14, 2012 11:04 AM (js5jY)

166 I am wondering why he opened so high. Standard opening height is 3000 feet, & he opened at 6-7000.

I wondered about that, too.  Maybe due to the height of the jump, he needed more time to hit a reasonable landing site? 

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 11:04 AM (kpCLl)

167 Cowboys just blow an opportunity?

Posted by: soothsayer already said it at October 14, 2012 11:04 AM (KeJAW)

168 Pffftttt...BFD...I can create a tweet USING EXACTLY 140 CHARACTERS

Posted by: The Twoosh Master at October 14, 2012 11:04 AM (vvCG5)

169

16 His sphincter control is unmatched. Years of training.

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Tell me more...with pictures please

 

Posted by: Bwaney at October 14, 2012 11:04 AM (kzejo)

170 Landing alive is for pussies. Go pancake or go home.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at October 14, 2012 11:05 AM (OTr9t)

171 Arlen Spector died.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at October 14, 2012 11:05 AM (Cl95C)

172 I am wondering why he opened so high. Standard opening height is 3000 feet, & he opened at 6-7000.

Slower/restricted motion and visibility in that clumsy suit.  If there's a problem, you want time to deal with it.

That 9-cell elliptical that looked kinda small (even if it was ZP) has me baffled.  You can put those into a spin on opening with small errors in body position.  7-cells rectangular is almost failsafe.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:05 AM (U6/KF)

173

166 I am wondering why he opened so high. Standard opening height is 3000 feet, & he opened at 6-7000. That's about 20 secs of freefall he lost, and so he didn't break the longest freefall record.

 

Posted by: West at October 14, 2012 03:00 PM (5pHWa)

 

Maybe it had something to do with still having his pressure suit on?

I dunno.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 11:06 AM (l5RhJ)

174 Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 14, 2012 11:06 AM (QTHTd)

175 Fuck, I shake like a leaf, coincidentally, when I'm cleaning leaves out of the gutter. Posted by: ErikW at October 14, 2012 03:03 PM (ln4U7) ---------------------------------------------------------- You should. Do you know how many weekend home improvement types die by falling off ladders? It's a damn site more than people that jump out of capsules at 128,800 feet!

Posted by: Smirkin' Joey B. at October 14, 2012 11:06 AM (jucos)

176 O,K. this is important to know -  O'bama did it first...

http://tinyurl.com/8vu2w3f

Watch the video at the end when his little balloon bursts !
(KindaLikeHisCampaign )

Posted by: AmericanDawg at October 14, 2012 11:06 AM (XIsD/)

177 Who descended faster--Felix or Arlen?

Posted by: Scobface at October 14, 2012 11:06 AM (IoNBC)

178 Cowboys suck.  Go, Ravens!  Plus, I still love Ray Lewis.  I don't care how many people he's killed.  Just waiting for the Pats to decimate Seattle.  Not that I will be able to watch it, but that's okay, I will NEVER pay for tee vee.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 11:07 AM (kpCLl)

179 It's a totally unnatural act to jump out of a perfectly good airplane, so fuck you Barack.

Posted by: Gunny Highway at October 14, 2012 11:07 AM (ccXZP)

180 Almost all reserve chutes are 7-cell rectangulars...because they ARE so predictable.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:07 AM (U6/KF)

181 I always assumed it would get continuously colder going up. That first step was a doozy. Somewhat halting to watch.

Posted by: nip at October 14, 2012 11:07 AM (11Tdq)

182 Anything he can do,  I can do better.   For my next show,  I intend to do a belly flop  over  Niagra Falls. 

Posted by: Joey the Hot VP at October 14, 2012 11:07 AM (LPuor)

183 There is no such thing as a perfectly good airplane Gunny...they all got something wrong with'em.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:08 AM (U6/KF)

184 >>>ARLEN SPECTER, DEAD AT 82 I'm sending a donation in his name to Christian Quisling Fund in lieu of flowers.

Posted by: Cicero at October 14, 2012 11:08 AM (OTr9t)

185 Good news people!
Arlen Specter is dead, AND:

Abe Vigoda is alive

Page loaded Sunday October 14 2012 12:07:47 PM PT

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2012 11:08 AM (d/5qf)

186

baumgartner is apparently a girly man, lost his nerve and pulled the cord early.

 

Are you fucking crazy? The time to fall from 6,700 feet to the ground at that speed is about .0000047% of a second.

Posted by: Felix at October 14, 2012 11:08 AM (1Y+hH)

187 So the record for the largest man-made crater remains intact?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 14, 2012 11:08 AM (kzejo)

188 that makes sense, PurpAv; "wacky spontaneity" is not what I'd be looking for, 3-6000 feet over the ground

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 14, 2012 11:08 AM (QTHTd)

189 I always assumed it would get continuously colder going up. That first step was a doozy. Somewhat halting to watch. Posted by: nip at October 14, 2012 03:07 PM (11Tdq) yeah, but waht was his alternative? scream and cry like a litle girl, refuse to get out of the capsule and be humiliated for the rest of your life?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 11:08 AM (Z9EHQ)

190
If you can find a clip of that hearing her entire testimony is pure gold. Honorary moronette platinum membership.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 14, 2012 03:03 PM (GX2fm)

 

It is powerful http://tinyurl.com/yedzuu8

Posted by: Albie Damned at October 14, 2012 11:09 AM (vvCG5)

191 OT/ Funny... I've recently been seeing ads for "FLUKE" Thermal imagers when visiting political sites. You think they are mistakenly getting thier ads served based on Sandra Fluke keywords?

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 14, 2012 11:09 AM (zrpqj)

192 >>I am wondering why he opened so high. Standard opening height is 3000 feet, he opened at 6-7000.
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How else do you get to fill a 90 min television special?

Posted by: sTevo at October 14, 2012 11:09 AM (VMcEw)

193 yeah, but waht was his alternative? scream and cry like a litle girl, refuse to get out of the capsule and be humiliated for the rest of your life?

that would have been funny

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 14, 2012 11:09 AM (QTHTd)

194

189 Arlen Spector died.

 

Yes, we know.

We've been planning a welcoming party for him, for years.

 

Posted by: Satan's minions... at October 14, 2012 11:10 AM (l5RhJ)

195 205 So the record for the largest man-made crater remains intact?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 14, 2012 03:08 PM (kzejo)


Yes, that would be the record held by Roseanne Barr, which she set during a bout of rigorous sex with Tom Arnold back in 1991.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 11:10 AM (LTbLf)

196 Hey Arlen, Do me a favor and kick Teddy Kennedy in the nuts for me when you see him in hell. May he roast in pieces.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at October 14, 2012 11:10 AM (jqL82)

197 Did anyone catch his short speech before he jumped? I watched it on YouTube and the only thing I could make out was, "I'm going home now."

Posted by: ErikW at October 14, 2012 11:11 AM (ln4U7)

198 I believe he pulled the cord early so Joe Kittinger would stay in the record books...The two have worked closely for the last 5 years on this jump....

Posted by: AmericanDawg at October 14, 2012 11:11 AM (XIsD/)

199 15 seconds of high g tumbling? Audio needed.

Posted by: nip at October 14, 2012 11:11 AM (11Tdq)

200 I'm sending a donation in his name to Christian Quisling Fund in lieu of flowers. --- Intercourse that. Send a donation in his name to the Romney campaign.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:11 AM (aHR5E)

201 Oh, speaking of Roseanne Barr, I was going through my election materials today and notice that she's running for preznit (which I knew) and her running mate is Cindy Sheehan!  I was at a loss for words.  Still am.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 11:12 AM (kpCLl)

202

Sorry, Teej  here's a better video version of Suzanna Gratia Hupp putting some knowledge to these fucking idiots

 

http://tinyurl.com/5b9xgq

 

 

Posted by: Albie Damned at October 14, 2012 11:12 AM (vvCG5)

203 I believe he pulled the cord early so Joe Kittinger would stay in the record books...The two have worked closely for the last 5 years on this jump.... Posted by: AmericanDawg at October 14, 2012 03:11 PM (XIsD/) works for me .

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 11:12 AM (Z9EHQ)

204 Arlen will set a Senate record for the least attended funeral in the history of the Republic. Fitting for such a POS.

Posted by: Cicero at October 14, 2012 11:12 AM (OTr9t)

205 Its bad enough just with a sport helmet cam and camera suit.  I liked to dump a little high at 3,500-4k if I was jumping camera gear.  Shit happens...

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:13 AM (U6/KF)

206 I believe he pulled the cord early so Joe Kittinger would stay in the record books...The two have worked closely for the last 5 years on this jump.... Posted by: AmericanDawg at October 14, 2012 03:11 PM (XIsD/) -------------------------------------------------------- You might be right..... There did seem to be a special connection between Felix and the old man.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2012 11:13 AM (jucos)

207 Oh, speaking of Roseanne Barr, I was going through my election materials today and notice that she's running for preznit (which I knew) and her running mate is Cindy Sheehan! I was at a loss for words. Still am. --- More power to them, says I. It's not like they're siphoning any votes away from R&R.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:13 AM (aHR5E)

208 215 Did anyone catch his short speech before he jumped?

I watched it on YouTube and the only thing I could make out was, "I'm going home now."

Posted by: ErikW at October 14, 2012 03:11 PM (ln4U7)


I believe the last thing he said before jumping was, "What the fuck am I doing?!?"

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 11:14 AM (LTbLf)

209 217 >> 15 seconds of high g tumbling?

Audio needed.
 
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Posted by: Gunny Highway at October 14, 2012 11:14 AM (ccXZP)

210 I saw some spinning develop about 20 seconds in.  His exit was pretty clean.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:15 AM (U6/KF)

211 "Maybe it had something to do with still having his pressure suit on? I dunno." Me either. And no, the time to fall 7000 feet from 7000 feet at terminal velocity is not a teensy smidgeon of a second. Regular terminal for a skydiver is about 120 MPH, or around 5 seconds per 1000 ft. He has a heavy helmet and other gear on, so he would have been falling a bit faster, but not 700 MPH as he was initially, terminal velocity decreases as altitude does. Say 150-70 MPH terminal, or about 260 Feet per second = around four seconds pet 1000 feet ( A very ballparkish figure).

Posted by: West at October 14, 2012 11:16 AM (5pHWa)

212 " He said One small step for man
and one giant load in my pants "

Posted by: AmericanDawg at October 14, 2012 11:16 AM (XIsD/)

213 ROSEANNE/SHEEHAN '12 Because Obama just isn't far enough to the left!

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:16 AM (aHR5E)

214 I saw some spinning develop about 20 seconds in. His exit was pretty clean. Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 03:15 PM (U6/KF) well, that was kinda the only thing he had to do - stand up, step out, pull parachute.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 11:17 AM (Z9EHQ)

215 He went out very clean and stayed stable for a long time.  When he started tumbling, I was super nervous.  The best moment of the whole thing was when he stabilized.  I have to say, though, once he hit the ground, he was on his game.

Again, the balls on this guy!

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 11:17 AM (kpCLl)

216 CAC GOT A HEADLINE ARTICLE LINKING HERE AT TEPID AIR!!

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 11:17 AM (M1gmo)

217 Word is that Cindy Sheehan was dumped   from  the ticket.  Not sure if this is true or not.  But  birds of a feather....

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 14, 2012 11:17 AM (LPuor)

218
meh, we've been in a free fall for god known how long and their ain't no sign of slowing down or stopping.

Posted by: Greece at October 14, 2012 11:18 AM (PlCer)

219 CAC GOT A HEADLINE ARTICLE LINKING HERE AT TEPID AIR!! --- Good, maybe the wolf turd will start trolling over there now.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:18 AM (aHR5E)

220

Arlen Specter was the consumate shameless deal-maker.

 

Reagan campaigned for him...lending him some valuable credibility, since Reagan had also switched from Democrat to Republican.

 

But then, like a worm...Specter stabbed Reagan in the back, by voting against Robert Bork.

 

 

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 11:18 AM (l5RhJ)

221 I'm gonna go with the 'leave a record for Kittinger' theory. Works for me.

Posted by: West at October 14, 2012 11:19 AM (5pHWa)

222 237 CAC GOT A HEADLINE ARTICLE LINKING HERE AT TEPID AIR!!

---

Good, maybe the wolf turd will start trolling over there now.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 03:18 PM (aHR5E)


I think they already do. I think there is maybe one to three trolls that are here and there. They just have different hashes/registrations.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 11:19 AM (M1gmo)

223 Word is that Cindy Sheehan was dumped from the ticket. Not sure if this is true or not.

I think the ballots have already been printed, Mo.  I'm lookin' at my Cacafuckya sample ballot right now and there is her filthy name.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 11:19 AM (kpCLl)

224 if he is smart, even if he accidentally pulled the parachute out too early, he should say he did it for kittinger, great pr move. not just a crazy mfer but a crazy mfer and great guy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 11:20 AM (Z9EHQ)

225 CAC also got an Insty mention. Insty also has an item where the Mitt Campaign is shoving Benghazi up Stalin's ass big time.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 11:20 AM (+XD7n)

226 But then, like a worm...Specter stabbed Reagan in the back, by voting against Robert Bork. --- And now he'll be eaten by his fellow worms. Shit, I hope he doesn't get cremated...

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:20 AM (aHR5E)

227 My only regret: I never got around to sponsoring that anti-rot legislation. Fuck.

Posted by: Arlen Spector at October 14, 2012 11:21 AM (IoNBC)

228 241 Word is that Cindy Sheehan was dumped from the ticket. Not sure if this is true or not.

I think the ballots have already been printed, Mo. I'm lookin' at my Cacafuckya sample ballot right now and there is her filthy name.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 03:19 PM (kpCLl)


At least you get a choice. Iit won't matter here in King County, Washington. My ballot has already been filled out and prepped for tabulation. The absentee ballot sent my way is just a formality.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 11:21 AM (M1gmo)

229 241 Thanks, Peaches.  I heard that on  a website, but wasn't sure. 

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 14, 2012 11:21 AM (LPuor)

230 I wonder if he's a member of the 28 Mile High Club?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 11:21 AM (AzDzi)

231 You mean I have to decide whether to let Specter in?  Guess I'll have to use Scottish law.

Posted by: St. Peter at October 14, 2012 11:22 AM (9F2c1)

232 Heading out to check a brown trout spawning area at a nearby spot. If I see a 20 incher I'm breaking out the fly rod. Back later with a report.

Posted by: Meremortal, scouting at October 14, 2012 11:23 AM (1Y+hH)

233 250 The well respected IBD/Tipp poll has Obama +1, 47-46. Obama has steadily gained since they started the tracking poll and Romney went up by 5.

Posted by: RomneylosesOhio at October 14, 2012 03:22 PM (TA5tK)


The well respected IBD/Tipp oversamples Democrats by 7 points you retarded troll. Bring better shit here next time.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 11:23 AM (M1gmo)

234 Falling flat and stable is actually pretty hard.    Some people can't do it rock solid even after a couple hundred jumps.

Small motions with your hands, legs, hips can induce spins, rolls, back/front flips.  All that shit that's attached to a torso acts like control surfaces on an airplane.

Even something as minor as clenching one fist and opening the other palm flat fingers spread will impart a low rotation spin.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:23 AM (U6/KF)

235 Don't be sorry Albie. Appreciate your efforts on behalf of the Horde. I recorded that hearing and end up pulling it out every four or five years. Still can't watch her w/o getting totally choked up. Time to plug this phone in.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 14, 2012 11:23 AM (d4o2E)

236 The wolf turd's back.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:23 AM (aHR5E)

237 At least you get a choice.

Oh, yeah, lots of choices here in California.    I was gobsmacked to hear about the 8 point shift after the Romney beatdown.  I have not personally run into any of those people, however.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 11:24 AM (kpCLl)

238 THEY GOT THE TROLL!!!

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 11:24 AM (M1gmo)

239 Obama up 1. Yeah, Romney's finished. Say, wolf turd, does the phrase "margin of error" mean anything at all to you?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:25 AM (aHR5E)

240 *sexy female computer voice* "TB3K activated."

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 11:26 AM (+XD7n)

241 250
The well respected IBD/Tipp poll has Obama +1, 47-46. Obama has
steadily gained since they started the tracking poll and Romney went up
by 5.

Posted by: RomneylosesOhio at October 14, 2012 03:22 PM (TA5tK)


IBD/Tipp is only well-respected based on their final number right before the election, you bucket of crap. We'll see what happens once they adjust their sample from D+7 to something more reasonable in their last poll before Election Day.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 11:26 AM (LTbLf)

242 So I'm thinking - don't land the next Shuttle or manned probe or lunar-lander. Put it into dock in a low-orbit space-station. And then just - kick them out.

Great idea!  That can be Plan A for our returning astronauts' flight on the Soyuz. " Seeeeeeeeee Yaaa, Russkis. We're out!..." at 128k ft.  Hell with landing in that tin can.



Posted by: Barock the RocketScientist at October 14, 2012 11:26 AM (TFeHR)

243 Answer my question, turd.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:26 AM (aHR5E)

244 259 In 08, IBD/TIPP's final poll had Obama +8 and the final margin of victory was 7.3. Pretty good track record, imo.

Posted by: RomneylosesOhio at October 14, 2012 03:26 PM (oGyUC)


So what were they predicting 3-4 weeks before the 2008 election, dumbass?

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 11:27 AM (LTbLf)

245 Red Bull...it gives you balls so big they need FAA clearance. 

Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 11:27 AM (mjR67)

246 Answer my question, turd.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 03:26 PM (aHR5E)


DON'T TALK TO IT!!!

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 11:27 AM (kpCLl)

247 It's going to post anyway, at least it can post something substantive.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:28 AM (aHR5E)

248 255 At least you get a choice.

Oh, yeah, lots of choices here in California. I was gobsmacked to hear about the 8 point shift after the Romney beatdown. I have not personally run into any of those people, however.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 03:24 PM (kpCLl)


We have all mail in voting here in Washington. They just manufacture votes until they win. People in King County vote to raise gasoline and sales taxes on a regular basis. They are worse than California. See 2004 Rossi Vs. Gregoire. My county is nearly 1/3 of the state's vote and votes 70-30 Communist. The rest of the state is either tied or a Red state. We will probably be the first state to pass gay marriage and pot initiatives by popular voting here. If China nukes us, please start with Seattle/Tacoma/Olympia.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 11:28 AM (M1gmo)

249 I am guessing he opened the chute early so Kittinger could keep that record.

Posted by: votermom at October 14, 2012 11:29 AM (0TQYR)

250 It's going to post anyway, at least it can post something substantive.

No, it can't.  It has a big wad of turd where other people have a brain. 

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 11:29 AM (kpCLl)

251 obama is falling faster than baumgartner carrying a sack full of anvils.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 11:29 AM (Z9EHQ)

252 Rossi v Gregoire was the single worst, most blatant voter fraud example I've seen in my lifetime. It was so grossly obvious even Seattle newspapers were calling for the whole thing to be scrapped and start over with a new vote.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 11:30 AM (AeC6r)

253 No, it can't. It has a big wad of turd where other people have a brain. --- Well, it's a Democrat, so that's to be expected.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:30 AM (aHR5E)

254

ROSEANNE/SHEEHAN '12

There's a ticket made in hell.  But to the Left,   these two are simply hot.  This is where feminism has  failed  us  all. 

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 14, 2012 11:31 AM (LPuor)

255 When he started tumbling, I was super nervous.

Not a big deal unless the rotation rate is so fast you blackout.  If I heard correctly, there was some sort of accelerometer that would have fired a drogue out if that happened.

Once you get down to where there's a few more air molecules, your control naturally returns.

The first F-104 Starfighters that did high altitude tests experienced the same thing - the engine could punch them up there, but the control surfaces were ineffective and they tumbled for a while on the way back down.  After a bit, we fitted those experimental F-104's with RCS maneuver jets like the Shuttle had and the pilot could aim them at altitude with the RCS system.

The F-104 wasn't a particularly pilot friendly design when it was tumbling and spinning.  The recovery procedure was to eject and recovery your body and forget the plane.  It was getting expensive splattering them all over the desert.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:31 AM (U6/KF)

256 Oh, crap. I just saw that Romney's ahead today by 2 in both Gallup and Rasmussen. Well, who cares. Like most liberals, I only care about the polls that provide results that I want to see.

Posted by: RomneylosesOhioSucks at October 14, 2012 11:31 AM (LTbLf)

257 So I'm thinking - don't land the next Shuttle or manned probe or lunar-lander. Put it into dock in a low-orbit space-station. And then just - kick them out. Great idea! That can be Plan A for our returning astronauts' flight on the Soyuz. " Seeeeeeeeee Yaaa, Russkis. We're out!..." at 128k ft. Hell with landing in that tin can. Posted by: Barock the RocketScientist at October 14, 2012 03:26 PM (TFeHR) you are going to see a change in the type of people applying for astronaut school.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 11:31 AM (Z9EHQ)

258 "Baumgartner came down in the eastern New Mexico desert minutes after jumping from his capsule 28,000 feet, or 24 miles, above Earth." This goes under the Heading Of "MATH IS HARD" 128,000 feet AP

Posted by: Evilpens at October 14, 2012 11:32 AM (ck76k)

259 264
Answer my question, turd.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 03:26 PM (aHR5E)

DON'T TALK TO IT!!!

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 03:27 PM (kpCLl)


IT KEEPS GETTING BANNED FASTER THAN WE CAN REPLY TO IT!!!!

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 11:32 AM (M1gmo)

260 Oh NOES, one poll has Obama up by less than the MOE~! We're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED, I tells ya~! Fuckwit troll.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:32 AM (aHR5E)

261 Felix press conference coming up shortly

http://www.redbullstratos.com/live/

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 11:32 AM (8sCoq)

262 Red Bull...it gives you balls so big they need FAA clearance. Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 03:27 PM (mjR67) so big they get their own congressman; and I am not speaking sarcastically about barney frank.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 11:33 AM (Z9EHQ)

263

 We have all mail in voting here in Washington. ...

 

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 03:28 PM (M1gmo)

 

Shit. I didn't know that.

No voting boothes on election day...at all?

 

The potential for vote fraud with that is huge.

 

If a State wants to do that for it's own intra-state elections...fine.

But in National Elections, it is not fair to the rest of the country, for a state to be so cavalier with their voting methods.

 

 

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 11:33 AM (l5RhJ)

264 Baumgartner press conference is starting in a few on YouTube & Red Bull Stratos.

Posted by: johnd01 at October 14, 2012 11:33 AM (js5jY)

265 281 IBD/TIPP leaned more GOP in 08...

IBD/TIPP 10/22 - 10/26 824 LV 3.5 47 44 Obama +3
GWU/Battleground 10/20 - 10/26 1000 LV 3.5 49 46 Obama +3
Newsweek 10/22 - 10/23 882 LV 4.0 53 41 Obama +12
Rasmussen Reports 10/20 - 10/22 3000 LV 2.0 52 45 Obama +7
Gallup (Traditional)* 10/20 - 10/22 2399 LV 2.0 50 46 Obama +4
Gallup (Expanded)* 10/20 - 10/22 2349 LV 2.0 51 45 Obama +6
Diageo/Hotline 10/20 - 10/22 769 LV 3.5 48 43 Obama +5
Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby 10/20 - 10/22 1206 LV 2.9 52 40 Obama +12
ABC News/Wash Post 10/19 - 10/22 1335 LV 2.5 54 43 Obama +11
IBD/TIPP 10/18 - 10/22 1060 LV 3.5 45 44 Obama +1

Posted by: RomneylosesOhio at October 14, 2012 03:33 PM (Jk+oU)


LOL STUPID TROLL! LOLOLOL!!!

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 11:34 AM (M1gmo)

266 For those interested, the press conference is starting soon (presumably). They're doing sound checks now.

Posted by: ErikW at October 14, 2012 11:34 AM (ln4U7)

267 baumgartners chances of surviving without a parachute better than obamas of getting reelected.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 11:35 AM (Z9EHQ)

268 283 WTF is wrong with you. Quoting a troll

Posted by: Beto at October 14, 2012 11:35 AM (BAnPT)

269 Why doesn't someone just compile a list of troll's hashes and ban them all? I realize it has a bunch, but they keep repeating, so there can't be that many.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:35 AM (aHR5E)

270 #252. Ayup. A lot harder than it looks. Especially at 730 MPH - the dynamics are quite different from your average freefall. A real scrotum tightener.

Posted by: West at October 14, 2012 11:35 AM (5pHWa)

271 obama is going to start the townhall debate by jumping off s stool.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 11:35 AM (Z9EHQ)

272 Arlen Specter's dead.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 14, 2012 11:35 AM (i0vBR)

273 Grrr...dispatches from the 47%.

Just got back from the grocery store. I was behind a little girl (9 years old or so) who was buying potato chips and soda with a food stamp EBT card. Pisses me off--even when I was a grocery checker (and a liberal at that time), I'd make the kid go get a parent. Back then, it was a scam--you could get change for less than a dollar, so the adult would send the kid in several times to buy like one piece of Brach's candy with a dollar food stamp until they had enough cash for liquor or cigarettes. Don't know what the current scam is with the EBT cards, but I saw the adults in the parking lot take the loot from the kid and send her back for more.

If we have to give food subsidies to people, it should be like WIC--you only get to get certain kinds of food, and they're real food. Oppressive? Yes. If you want more government, don't be surprised when you get a lot of it.

Posted by: Palandine at October 14, 2012 11:35 AM (g7D8V)

274 278 Oh NOES, one poll has Obama up by less than the MOE~!

We're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED, I tells ya~!

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 03:32 PM (aHR5E)


Plus, with a D+7 sample. I wonder if dipshit can figure out what would happen to that one-point lead for Obama in the poll if the actual party split was a more reasonable D+3? Oh, yeah, it would be similar to the two-point lead for Romney today in Gallup and Rasmussen.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 11:36 AM (LTbLf)

275
IBD/TIPP leaned more GOP in 08...
Posted by: RomneylosesOhio at October 14, 2012 03:31 PM (Xa2if)



President Flopears McFuckup is not running against McCain.
You dumb stack of shit.

Posted by: Joe Biden Paste Connoisseur at October 14, 2012 11:36 AM (PlCer)

276 Ain't it the tooth!- After watching the two debates, "NY POST" reader Leonard Toboroff spots a pattern. He writes, "I's simple: Romney and Ryan are up against the two dental patients. One is one novocaine and the other is on laughing gas."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2012 11:36 AM (ZifVj)

277 Heh. They got the Roswell alien in one of the seats drinking RedBull.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 14, 2012 11:37 AM (GZitp)

278 281 We have all mail in voting here in Washington. ...

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 03:28 PM (M1gmo)


Shit. I didn't know that.
No voting boothes on election day...at all?

The potential for vote fraud with thatis huge.

If a State wants to do that for it's own intra-state elections...fine.
But in National Elections, it is not fair to the rest of the country, for a state to be so cavalier with their voting methods.



Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 03:33 PM (l5RhJ)


That is why I hate early voting. It gives the democrats too much time to commit fraud. The state implemented last year I believe a confirmation that your ballot was received and tabulated, but I wish that they would tell you what you voted for.


We did away will polling places to "save money" so that we could spend it on illegal aliens and welfare queens. You know how well that always works out. We now have around a 3 billion dollar deficit and the teachers are complaining that they won't get a cost of living increase of 3% this year or last or whatever. They still have platinum health coverage and other benefits. Government workers in this state are entitled asshole dickfaces.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 11:38 AM (M1gmo)

279 You know the funny thing about that D+7 poll showing Barry up 1 point? He is still only at FORTY SEVEN. Boy, that Mitt guy is pretty dang smart.

Posted by: TD at October 14, 2012 11:38 AM (+uFux)

280 Hey! I'm a Specter and a spectre! What? Barbed cock, you say?

Posted by: Arlen Specter at October 14, 2012 11:38 AM (IoNBC)

281 Government workers in EVERY state are entitled asshole dickfaces. There, that's better.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:39 AM (aHR5E)

282 299 Government workers in EVERY state are entitled asshole dickfaces.

There, that's better.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 03:39 PM (aHR5E)


LOL, true.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 11:40 AM (M1gmo)

283 actual screen grab from red bull/stratos

http://tinypic.com/r/ezlhu1/6

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 11:40 AM (8sCoq)

284 You know the funny thing about that D+7 poll showing Barry up 1 point? He is still only at FORTY SEVEN. Boy, that Mitt guy is pretty dang smart. --- As Keanu Reeves would say: Whoa. It's like Calypso Louie Farrakhan and 19.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:40 AM (aHR5E)

285 If we have to give food subsidies to people, it should be like WIC--you only get to get certain kinds of food, and they're real food. Oppressive? Yes. If you want more government, don't be surprised when you get a lot of it.

Posted by: Palandine at October 14, 2012 03:35 PM (g7D8V)


No shit, Palandine.  Here in CA, they advertise on the fuckin' radio!!  Every time I hear it, I have to remind myself that if I rip the radio out of the dashboard, I will have to pay for it.  No sweet gubmint dollah gonna help me.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 11:41 AM (kpCLl)

286 I see them every day in my office and it is ALWAYS the same complaint. The state is cutting their benefits/living wage increases blah blah blah. I am at the point that I may just start telling them that at least they have a job and are not getting a PAY CUT. Self entitled assholes.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 11:41 AM (M1gmo)

287

Trolls =   trying to ruin  the mood of those in a forum.  Are trolls here to just ruin the mood because theirs sucks or else do they think we will stay home and not   vote  if Romney is losing in the polls? 

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 14, 2012 11:41 AM (LPuor)

288 No shit, Palandine. Here in CA, they advertise on the fuckin' radio!! Every time I hear it, I have to remind myself that if I rip the radio out of the dashboard, I will have to pay for it. No sweet gubmint dollah gonna help me. Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 03:41 PM (kpCLl)No shit, Palandine. Here in CA, they advertise on the fuckin' radio!! Every time I hear it, I have to remind myself that if I rip the radio out of the dashboard, I will have to pay for it. No sweet gubmint dollah gonna help me. Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 03:41 PM (kpCLl) I am not sure, are we going to lose the casino vote over this?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 11:41 AM (Z9EHQ)

289

Jones in CO

 

That's hilarious!

Posted by: Infidel at October 14, 2012 11:42 AM (pzoRG)

290 do they think we will stay home and not vote if Romney is losing in the polls? --- They honestly do seem to believe that. Which just goes to show that they are, in fact, fuckwits.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:44 AM (aHR5E)

291 Where is this fuckin' press conference, are they still trying to free his ballsack from his abdominal cavity?  Cause, that can wait.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 11:44 AM (kpCLl)

292 doooooooooooooooooom

Posted by: RomneylosesHawaii at October 14, 2012 11:45 AM (8HhF2)

293 309 Where is this fuckin' press conference, are they still trying to free his ballsack from his abdominal cavity? Cause, that can wait. Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 03:44 PM (kpCLl) Dude's getting laid.

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 11:46 AM (RIg+t)

294 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2012 11:47 AM (6o4Fb)

295 Dude's getting laid. --- Which is tricky and time-consuming when one's ballsack is is one's abdominal cavity.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:47 AM (aHR5E)

296 >Where is this fuckin' press conference, are they still trying to free his ballsack from his abdominal cavity? Cause, that can wait.
Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 03:44 PM (kpCLl)

Dude's getting laid.

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 03:46 PM (RIg+t)



plus his balls won't fit thru the doorway

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 11:47 AM (8sCoq)

297 Where is this fuckin' press conference, are they still trying to free his ballsack from his abdominal cavity? Cause, that can wait. Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 03:44 PM (kpCLl) pretty sure there are a fair number of ladies willing to help with that process.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 11:47 AM (Z9EHQ)

298 For our trolls: @TwitchyTeam Crowds surging for Romney; NYT's Jeff Zeleny compares them to Obama's in '08 http://bit.ly/TjWTwh

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 11:48 AM (5H6zj)

299

You know the funny thing about that D+7 poll showing Barry up 1 point? He is still only at FORTY SEVEN. Boy, that Mitt guy is pretty dang smart.

 

Posted by: TD at October 14, 2012 03:38 PM (+uFux)  

 

Yeah, that "47%" figure keeps showing up in polling.

 

Romney keeps being a 'nice guy', hoping to persuade the undecideds.

I hope it works.

It's frustrating to watch, though.

I'd like to see him take the gloves off and rip off some heads.

 

On Cavuto the other day...the CEO of Overstocks.com was blasting Barky for his anti-business attitude.

But when Cavuto asked him if he was voting for Romney....

The guy hummed and hawed.

Then he said that he was probably going to "write in Ron Paul".

Gah!

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 11:48 AM (l5RhJ)

300 Jones, you are en fuego today!!

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 11:48 AM (kpCLl)

301 305
Trolls = trying to ruin the mood of those in a forum. Are trolls here to just ruin the mood because theirs sucks or else do they think we will stay home and not vote if Romney is losing in the polls?

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 14, 2012 03:41 PM (LPuor)


I think Lefty trolls do it for one simple reason: they are pathetic assholes.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 11:48 AM (LTbLf)

302 On Cavuto the other day...theCEO of Overstocks.com was blasting Barky for his anti-business attitude.
But when Cavuto asked him if he was voting for Romney....
The guy hummed and hawed.
Then he said that he was probably going to "write in Ron Paul".

No fuckin' way . . . my head will explode if that is true.  I hope the guy's dick falls off.  Right now, today.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 11:49 AM (kpCLl)

303 it's over I tell you. The Coastal States of America have spoken

Posted by: RomneylosesVermont at October 14, 2012 11:50 AM (8HhF2)

304 >Jones, you are en fuego today!!

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 03:48 PM (kpCLl)


it's sunday, the sun is shining, the Cowboys are losing, and I'm gearing up for a MC ride

it's a good day so far!

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 11:50 AM (8sCoq)

305 The guy hummed and hawed. Then he said that he was probably going to "write in Ron Paul". --- So he is in fact voting for Obama then.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:50 AM (aHR5E)

306 No voting boothes on election day...at all? The potential for vote fraud with thatis huge.
They got the idea from Oregon, we started it in the 90s. I hate it. I loved going to the voting booth in person, it made me feel patriotic and part of the nation. Fraud isn't just the half of it; imagine living in a house with some psychotic radical leftist. We already have read news stories of a woman who threw her husband's absentee ballot away because he was voting Republican (federal crime but whatever). Imagine a house with some super leftist parent demanding everyone vote the "correct way" or filling out ballots. A house with a college kid who destroys everyone's ballot who votes the wrong way. The problems are overwhelming, not the least of which the cost of a stamp to vote.
Its a Democrat dream, and ever since its happened, Oregon has lost Republicans in office to the point less than a dozen in the state legislature are anything but Democrats. We haven't had a Republican governor for decades, and the state used to be more GOP than not.
Every time a Republican comes close to winning they count the Portland metro area votes and get just enough to tip it over into a Democrat win. Its happened twice in the governor's election.
They don't even have to go find ballots in car trunks and hotel rooms with this system.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 11:50 AM (AeC6r)

307 Yeah, seeing the Cowboys lose always spikes my happy-meter, too.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 11:51 AM (kpCLl)

308 The GM commercial with the Chevy in free fall is an advertising trifecta: accurate+stupid+funny

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 11:51 AM (RIg+t)

309 Then he said that he was probably going to "write in Ron Paul".

Politically safe statement...the Obots won't attack or boycott you for being a Paultard.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:52 AM (U6/KF)

310 Don't worry my peeps, chillax, Obama's still got this son. Word! Also try not to notice that I'm obviously from the suburbs

Posted by: Toure trying too hard at October 14, 2012 11:53 AM (8HhF2)

311 Cowboys are NOT within the MOE.  haha!

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 11:53 AM (kpCLl)

312

Then he said that he was probably going to "write in Ron Paul".

 

I heard on the radio that you can't "write in" for pres.......anybody know?

Posted by: BignJames at October 14, 2012 11:53 AM (q0Ery)

313 Yeah, saying out loud you're voting for Romney can get you beat up in some places, even lose their job.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 11:53 AM (AeC6r)

314 the Obots won't attack or boycott you for being a Paultard. --- Nor should they, since every vote for Luap Nor (or Gary Johnson) is a de facto vote for TFG.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:54 AM (aHR5E)

315 @320 Byrne is a well-known asshole. Here's an old RedState article about him for background. (Ignore the opener about Palin.) http://www.redstate.com/mustango/2009/07/28/patrick-m-byrne-will-you-please-go-away-now/

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 11:54 AM (5H6zj)

316 I'm sensing a major shift in the Force, Luke.

Posted by: Arlen Specter at October 14, 2012 11:55 AM (IoNBC)

317 I heard on the radio that you can't "write in" for pres.......anybody know?

From my CA sample ballot:  " . . . a voter is entitled to cast a vote for a qualified Write-in candidate for any Party-Nominated office by writing . . . the name and office of the qualified candidate.  See Pollworker for a list of qualified candidates."

Whatever the fuck that means.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 11:55 AM (kpCLl)

318 Ron Paul is coming to our university next week. No one seems to know WTF he's going to say. I know he's been burbling about Romney being the same as Obama. He can't retire soon enough for my taste. I wish Mitt had crushed him like a bug but clearly he decided not to during the primary.

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 11:55 AM (5H6zj)

319 Red Bull Stratos capsule was launched into space at 5:45 am with Dick Cheney's morning wood.

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 11:55 AM (RIg+t)

320 The trolls that show up here to "brag" are the ones that can't for one second stomach the idea of their boy losing. They are motivated by pain.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 14, 2012 11:55 AM (6JMZR)

321 324 No voting boothes on election day...at all? The potential for vote fraud with thatis huge. Same thing in WA

Posted by: marinemom at October 14, 2012 11:55 AM (OKtOV)

322 279 Felix press conference coming up shortly

http://www.redbullstratos.com/live/

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 03:32 PM (8sCoq)



Is this working for anyone else?  The circle just keeps spinning on mine.

Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2012 11:56 AM (X6akg)

323 Ron Paul is coming to our university next week. No one seems to know WTF he's going to say. --- Ooh, I hope he talks about the spider-goat hybrids.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:56 AM (aHR5E)

324 I guess Galileo was right, objects do fall at a rate independent of their mass. With the size and mass of this dude's balls he should have reached rail gun velocity.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2012 11:57 AM (FMbng)

325 Apparently wolf turd got his new talking points. Assholerod's kinda slow on Sundays.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 11:57 AM (aHR5E)

326

....They don't even have to go find ballots in car trunks and hotel rooms with this system.

 

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 03:50 PM (AeC6r)

 

Oh yeah.

And then, there are the Postal workers....who are Union, and could be willing co-conspirators.

 

Are the ballots in un-marked envelopes?

Or do they send out marked, 'official' envelopes to mail them back in with?

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 11:57 AM (l5RhJ)

327 "@TwitchyTeam Crowds surging for Romney; NYT's Jeff Zeleny compares them to Obama's in '08 http://bit.ly/TjWTwh" Obama drew 100,000 in St Louis in O8 and he drew 30,000 in Madison this month. Romney's crowds are nowhere near that level.

Posted by: RomneylosesOhio at October 14, 2012 11:57 AM (DoXFu)

328 Hey, is it normal for a grown man to literally dry hump a hibachi ... while you're literally cooking beef shish kabobs on the grill? I literally can't resist the smell of charcoal and lighter fluid. This feeling literally started after the multiple brain aneurysms.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 14, 2012 11:58 AM (LTbLf)

329 >Is this working for anyone else? The circle just keeps spinning on mine.

Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2012 03:56 PM (X6akg)


same here- guess they're not ready yet

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 11:58 AM (8sCoq)

330 Ron Paul is coming to our university next week. No one seems to know WTF he's going to say.

Perhaps another shout-out for a nuclear Iran?  But, who knows, the whole crazy uncle thing is having a banner week, not surprising that lunatic is capitalizing on it.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 11:58 AM (kpCLl)

331 blee blop bloop

Posted by: RomneybeatsGerg at October 14, 2012 11:59 AM (8HhF2)

332 Posted by: Joe Biden at October 14, 2012 03:58 PM (LTbLf) It's not normal to talk about it. Just keep quiet and go hump it!

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 11:59 AM (RIg+t)

333 Rut....roh.  Shit = Real....

From the Examiner:

Today the confusion only worsened yet again when Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told reporters that her agency was not the source of misinformation concerning the attacks, charging instead that the White House was the source of the false mantra that the murders were spurred by an anti-Muslim film made in the United States.

Clinton told reporters that when Susan Rice, U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, made her rounds on every Sunday morning news show to claim the film motivated the attacks, the information had been fed to her by the White House and not the intelligence community in the State Department or the CIA.



http://tinyurl.com/9pup6h5

Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2012 11:59 AM (X6akg)

334 he drew 30,000 in Madison this month. Romney's crowds are nowhere near that level. Posted by: RomneylosesOhio at October 14, 2012 03:57 PM (DoXFu) ---- So what you're telling me is that Obama's crowds this year are no where near 2008. That I knew. And you're telling me that when the campaign shuts down a liberal university of 43,000 students, plus several thousand faculty/staff, he draws 30,000. How impressive.

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 12:00 PM (5H6zj)

335 I saw that headline about the shot fired through a window at obama's co hq. Does the article say from which side of the window it came?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

336 >Posted by: RomneylosesOhio at October 14, 2012 03:57 PM (DoXFu)



what's that on your chin?

Oh. Romney's balls.

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:02 PM (8sCoq)

337 I do mail in ballot here in my county in Colo.  But instead of mailing, I don't trust the post office, I drop if off at the Clerk and Recorders office on election day.

Posted by: Infidel at October 14, 2012 12:02 PM (pzoRG)

338 353 I saw that headline about the shot fired through a window at obama's co hq. Does the article say from which side of the window it came? --- Finding it really hard to believe it was from a GOP operative. He (or she) wouldn't have missed.

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 12:02 PM (5H6zj)

339 23 days to go.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 12:02 PM (+XD7n)

340 OOH the cowboys had the tying TD in their hands at the goal line and dropped it

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:02 PM (8sCoq)

341 what's that on your chin? Oh. Axelrod's balls. FTFY

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 12:03 PM (aHR5E)

342 347 >Is this working for anyone else? The circle just keeps spinning on mine. Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2012 03:56 PM (X6akg) Still depressurizing the left and right vas deferens. Standard post flight procedure. Please stand by.

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 12:03 PM (RIg+t)

343 I'm surprised that Axelrod still has any balls after the disastrous way his VP debate strategy back-fired.

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 12:03 PM (5H6zj)

344 this is the part where romo chokes

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:03 PM (8sCoq)

345

327...Then he said that he was probably going to "write in Ron Paul".



Politically safe statement...the Obots won't attack or boycott you for being a Paultard.

 

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 03:52 PM (U6/KF) 

 

----------

 

Yeah...that could be it.

Cavuto sort of smirked at him, like..."Okay coward-boy. That's if for you."

And ended the discussion right there.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 12:04 PM (l5RhJ)

346 189 Arlen Spector died.


Well, shit thanks for making my day.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 14, 2012 12:04 PM (wR+pz)

347

>>he drew 30,000 in Madison this month. Romney's crowds are nowhere near that level.
Posted by: RomneylosesOhio at October 14, 2012 03:57 PM (DoXFu)

 

Major midwestern state college campuses are the only places Ogabe can draw people. They are pretty much captive audiences. If there isn't a football game happening, the only other thing they have to do is cow-tipping.

...and if the rally is in the afternoon, they're not drunk enough yet to bother the bovine, so they may as well try to cop a feel of the ass in front of them while pressed in a crowd

Posted by: Albie Damned at October 14, 2012 12:04 PM (vvCG5)

348 "Obama drew 100,000 in St Louis in O8" Do you think Obama will win Missouri again? Oh wait.....

Posted by: TD at October 14, 2012 12:04 PM (+uFux)

349

Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2012 03:59 PM (X6akg)

 

 

 

 

Looks like the Libs are turning on each other.  I'd say "pass the popcorn" but the Libya thing is drenched in shame and not funny.  Idiots.  Traitors.  Narcissists.  Hippies.  They all deserve each other. 

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 14, 2012 12:05 PM (DoZD+)

350 yeah obama drawing a big crowd at a university is not news


again, the shocked face   :- |

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:05 PM (8sCoq)

351 You know, there is a vas deferens between a man and a woman. 

Posted by: Mars/Venus at October 14, 2012 12:05 PM (mjR67)

352 totally and completely awesome. 

f**king aerospace history....and i got to talk
to  joe kittinger...the previous record holder and (merely 103k ft)...mig killer...transatlantic record holder....and cap com for this mission....wild ass dude...well beyond to any smart-ass wankers doing blogs (and me too) or commenting here...he (and felix) are the real deal...

watching the video, too, it appears felix went in to a pretty severe spin/tumble mode...he recovered very well, but it (to me) looked pretty dicey for a  bit...(not that i know anything other then being a flight test engineer for a long time...)  watch the reaction of the visitors....felix kind of lost it in the "no air" environ....tbe, i say.... but he recovered and came home with style!

awesome, all concerned!




Posted by: asswipee at October 14, 2012 12:05 PM (eS0nh)

353

Candy Crowley...just now...doing a glowing, flowery segment on how great Arlen Specter was.

 

Oh yeah.

She's going to be a real impartial moderator on Tuesday.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 12:06 PM (l5RhJ)

354 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: RomneylosesBerkeley at October 14, 2012 12:06 PM (8HhF2)

355 Crowd estimates from the gimlet-eyed media which assured you that a half-empty arena for Obama was a crowd of more than 3 times the full capacity of the place.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 14, 2012 12:06 PM (OPanm)

356 Normally, you'd expect a shit storm of desperate Democrat attacks in the coming days, but I wonder if they have given up. Nah.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 12:07 PM (+XD7n)

357 371 Candy Crowley...just now...doing a glowing, flowery segment on how great Arlen Specter was.

Oh yeah.
She's going to be a real impartial moderator on Tuesday.

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 04:06 PM (l5RhJ)


Yeah lets move on

Posted by: Martha "Impartial" Raddatz (D) at October 14, 2012 12:07 PM (M1gmo)

358 >Nah.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 04:07 PM (+XD7n)



drowning rats kick to the last

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:07 PM (8sCoq)

359 fuck Cowboys at the BAL 7

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:08 PM (8sCoq)

360 Still depressurizing the left and right vas deferens. Standard post flight procedure. Please stand by. Mission is in the mop up phase now. Please stand by.

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 12:08 PM (RIg+t)

361 353 I saw that headline about the shot fired through a window at obama's co hq. Does the article say from which side of the window it came? --- Thank you for pointing this out. Having spent quite some time on a Big Ten campus I completely agree with your assessment. The only exception is Northwestern.

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 12:08 PM (5H6zj)

362 damn DAL 1st n goal

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:09 PM (8sCoq)

363 373 Crowd estimates from the gimlet-eyed media which assured you that a half-empty arena for Obama was a crowd of more than 3 times the full capacity of the place.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 14, 2012 04:06 PM (OPanm)


I don't take crowd estimates very seriously unless they have a wide shot or overhead view of the event. They stated that another Wisconsin event had over 18,000 people there in an arena that holds only 5,000 people. I looked at the pictures there and there was ROOM TO SPARE for the Obama event.


I found that the media was getting their estimates from Tom FREAKING Barret who ran against Walker for Governor in the recall.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 12:09 PM (M1gmo)

364

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 14, 2012 04:06 PM (OPanm)

 

Wasn't that also a concert?

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2012 12:10 PM (6S+A6)

365

351....Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2012 03:59 PM (X6akg) 

 

Yep, Tami....this could be popcorn-worthy.

It's a shame that we've had a weekend hitting, right as this Clinton-Barky feud is starting up.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 12:10 PM (l5RhJ)

366 @365

I think that tells almost the whole story.  You forgot to  mention they will get credit in their Pol Sc class for attending.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 14, 2012 12:10 PM (wR+pz)

367 ‏@newsbusters On NPR and PBS, David Brooks Says Joe Biden Was Too Rude for Public Radio/TV -- Even Too Rude for 'Hardball'?? http://ow.ly/2sFKb0 When you've lost David Brooks...

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 12:10 PM (5H6zj)

368 On NPR and PBS, David Brooks Says Joe Biden Was Too Rude for Public Radio/TV -- Even Too Rude for 'Hardball'?? http://ow.ly/2sFKb0 When you've lost David Brooks... Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 04:10 PM (5H6zj) Et tu rude?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

369 Ugh, my 379 was directed at Albie's comment at 365. Stayed up too late last night.

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 12:11 PM (5H6zj)

370 Dunno if Ace or any of the Cobs are around, but here's a friendly  suggestion, you might want to remind everyone to go find their voter registration card, make sure they have it, it's valid, etc.

I saw a segment on some news show about how states are cleaning up the voter rolls and it made me wonder where my card was.  I found it and everything's kosher, but it wouldn't hurt to make sure our side is prepared.

Also, anyone see Chris Wallace interviewing Axeldorf?  He got pretty worked up, pissed when Axe said we should calm down and wait for the investigation, etc.  I have to hand it to Axe though, he's pretty smooth.  Full of BS, but he was prepared with answers for all of Chris's questions, some of which were pretty pointed. 

I'm glad to see the press applying some pressure, hopefully the story in all its ugliness will break through enough for some tough questions directed at O in this week's debate.  Best of all would be if a town hall citizen shows through their questions and body language that they're not buying O's lies.

Posted by: Mayday at October 14, 2012 12:12 PM (F3s39)

371 According to mission control, there is a problem with repressurization of the main thruster. Prophylactic measures and being started and depressurization is being resequenced. Please stand by.

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 12:12 PM (RIg+t)

372 I don't believe the NFL is racially balanced.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 14, 2012 12:12 PM (0CiTm)

373 Styrofoam columns for sale on ebay.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 12:12 PM (+XD7n)

374 TD DAL

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:12 PM (8sCoq)

375 Governor Romney, on Sunday Senator Arlen Specter passed away. Can you explain why the current GOP has moved so far right while he was the most sensible conservative of all time? And be specific.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at October 14, 2012 12:12 PM (8HhF2)

376 gotta go for 2 to tie

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:13 PM (8sCoq)

377 Dallas FAIL!  hahahahahaha

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 12:14 PM (kpCLl)

378

Posted by: RomneylosesOhio at October 14, 2012 03:22 PM (TA5tK)

47%?

*snort... chuckle .. . heheheheh*

 

Romney finally made a mistake. He thought 47% was Obama's floor. It's looking more like 47% is Barky's ceiling.

 

Fishing report: No monsters on the spawn redds yet. Saw one about 17 inches. Might go after her later. Need to tie some egg flies first.

 

Did the Cowboys do a  Spector  or win? 

Posted by: Meremortal, back at October 14, 2012 12:14 PM (1Y+hH)

379 2 pt try is incomplete-- pass hit the receiver right in the hands in the end zone and Bryant dropped it

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:14 PM (8sCoq)

380 I'm fairly new here. Can someone school me on what CAC, JEF, and TFG mean?

Posted by: It's Not Just Obama's feet that stink at October 14, 2012 12:14 PM (apLox)

381 Wow Dez Bryant ... wow

Posted by: Honey Badger @robfit at October 14, 2012 12:14 PM (GwyfB)

382 Fucker dropped too many passes this year

Posted by: Beto at October 14, 2012 12:14 PM (BAnPT)

383 Candy will be nice to Mitt once she sees the Quiznos coupons in his shirt pocket.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 12:15 PM (+XD7n)

384
Rhinestone Cowboys!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2012 12:15 PM (lDWQr)

385 23 sec to play- dal needs to recover onside kick to continue

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:16 PM (8sCoq)

386 Candy will be nice to Mitt once she sees the Quiznos coupons in his shirt pocket. Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 04:15 PM (+XD7n) heh, Romney will be wearing eau de arbys.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

387 developing...

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:16 PM (8sCoq)

388 I'm fairly new here. Can someone school me on what CAC, JEF, and TFG mean?

CAC is a coblogger.  JEF is jug-eared fuck.  TFG is that fuckin' guy, the one who is out of a job on 1/20/13

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 12:16 PM (kpCLl)

389 Yeah Purp, and yet the F-104 is what the "famously" unbright George Bush flew.  With nuclear endorsements.

Posted by: DAve at October 14, 2012 12:16 PM (NwjeK)

390 Well, Brooks actually cares about manners and decorum and shit like that.

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 14, 2012 12:16 PM (QTHTd)

391 I'll be damned Dallas onside kick

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 14, 2012 12:16 PM (0CiTm)

392 Totally missed it due to napping. The movie 2016 is up on Dish though.

Posted by: Up, up with people at October 14, 2012 12:17 PM (kzFo5)

393 fucking cowboys recovered

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:17 PM (8sCoq)

394 CAC is a coblogger. JEF is jug-eared fuck. TFG is that fuckin' guy, the one who is out of a job on 1/20/13 Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 04:16 PM (kpCLl) and Peaches is the man - metaphorically speaking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

395 this is the part where romo throws an INT

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:17 PM (8sCoq)

396 I've been feeling kinda dead lately.

Posted by: Arlen Specter at October 14, 2012 12:17 PM (IoNBC)

397 I do mail in ballot here in my county in Colo. But instead of mailing, I don't trust the post office, I drop if off at the Clerk and Recorders office on election day.

Posted by: Infidel at October 14, 2012 04:02 PM (pzoRG)

 

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Same here in Grand County. But we drop them off early as it lightens the work load on the ladies that do the counting. It will make the night of Nov 6 a little shorter for them. Waiting for ballots to show up in the mail, should be this week.

Posted by: Meremortal, back at October 14, 2012 12:18 PM (1Y+hH)

398 Candy Crowley: that's a Mannnn baby!

Posted by: Axelrod at October 14, 2012 12:18 PM (66rv5)

399 no need to throw Romo

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 14, 2012 12:18 PM (0CiTm)

400 Well, Odumbo SHOULD draw 30,000 moonbats in Madison. The whole county is a certified looney-bin, and I know this firsthand.

Posted by: Jack Hammer at October 14, 2012 12:19 PM (JHbj+)

401 It's not vote fraud if you win. Just sayin'.

Posted by: b+rry , The Giver at October 14, 2012 12:19 PM (m/4WR)

402 If crowley misbehaves we need to wreck her on twitter. I would have said the same about radditz but, time and incompetence have already beat me to the punch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:19 PM (Z9EHQ)

403
I've been feeling kinda dead lately.

Posted by: Arlen Specter at October 14, 2012 04:17 PM (IoNBC)


Arlen, you've never been flat or crushed by the opposition and that's a positive.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at October 14, 2012 12:20 PM (lDWQr)

404 >>I saw that headline about the shot fired through a window at obama's co hq. Does the article say from which side of the window it came? Nope. It turns out it was some kid with a hammer. A kid with a hammer who worked on Obama's '08 campaign.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2012 12:20 PM (TMB3S)

405 Dallas FAIL!!!!!  W00T!!!11!!

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 12:21 PM (kpCLl)

406 FG is wide left


Ravens ball :02 to play

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:21 PM (8sCoq)

407

So I here votes are actually being counted right now.   I thought votes were not counted and  not revealed until election day?    And why do   Democrats vote earlier than Republicans? 

Posted by: Confusion Rules at October 14, 2012 12:21 PM (LPuor)

408 Nope. It turns out it was some kid with a hammer. A kid with a hammer who worked on Obama's '08 campaign. Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2012 04:20 PM (TMB3S) guess he took the song literally.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

409 KC loses again.
Now 1-5.
Next week thankfully is a bye week.  Hopefully they won't lose next week too.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2012 12:22 PM (d/5qf)

410 ahhh victory

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:22 PM (8sCoq)

411 Nope. It turns out it was some kid with a hammer. A kid with a hammer who worked on Obama's '08 campaign. Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2012 04:20 PM -- There's been some confusion b/c the guy pushing that theory (Whitman, iirc, a good guy) has been circulating at 2009 article about a faked incident in CO last time. As far as I know, there's no evidence, one way or the other about this incident. It's certainly possible it was also faked, but it might not be or might be some random act of vandalism.

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 12:22 PM (5H6zj)

412 Arlen Spector is dead and I don't feel so good myself

Posted by: Romneylosesreallybig at October 14, 2012 12:22 PM (1Y+hH)

413 When I say I'm a conservative, I mean I'm a conservative of manners, not that I advocate any actual conservative positions.

Posted by: David Brooks at October 14, 2012 12:23 PM (8HhF2)

414 so to review--

Romney up in polls


guy jumps from space and sticks the landing


Ravens win/Cowboys lose



see y'all on the ONT

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 12:23 PM (8sCoq)

415 I picked up Shonn Greene an hour before kick off. Obviously a monster move. However, my TE and WR both under-performed, as did the Ravens' D, so I still may lose today.

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 12:23 PM (5H6zj)

416 this is my real name guyz

Posted by: GergblowsObama at October 14, 2012 12:24 PM (8HhF2)

417 see y'all on the ONT

enjoy your scoot, Jones!

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 12:24 PM (kpCLl)

418 Peaches please pick up the red courtesy phone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

419 Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 04:23 PM (5H6zj)

Next week it's Kansas City vs. Bye.  Vote for "Bye".

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2012 12:25 PM (d/5qf)

420 Fu*k., that Ravens win was too close for comfort. Never thought of the onside kick giving the Cowboys a chance.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 14, 2012 12:25 PM (zrpqj)

421 Someone wake up ace. 

The guy jumped two hours ago, but Spectator and Franco are still dead.

News at 11, with video.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 14, 2012 12:25 PM (wR+pz)

422 >>As far as I know, there's no evidence, one way or the other about this incident. It's certainly possible it was also faked, but it might not be or might be some random act of vandalism. Iowahawk posted a link yesterday. I'll try to find it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2012 12:25 PM (TMB3S)

423 47% is a clear majority. Things are looking good.

Posted by: Prezzy Choom-Choom at October 14, 2012 12:25 PM (1Y+hH)

424 and yet the F-104 is what the "famously" unbright George Bush flew.

W flew F-102s.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 14, 2012 12:26 PM (OPanm)

425 Yeah Purp, and yet the F-104 is what the "famously" unbright George Bush flew. With nuclear endorsements.

Posted by: DAve at October 14, 2012 04:16 PM (NwjeK)



Bush flew the F-102 Delta Dagger which was a difficult plan to fly.

F-104 is the Star Fighter aka "The missile with a man in it".

Posted by: Joe Biden Paste Connoisseur at October 14, 2012 12:26 PM (PlCer)

426 Crap. Bamster couldn't even fill the basketball arena at Ohio State when he was there

Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 12:26 PM (M/TDA)

427
Specter and Kennedy are having a party with chicks, booze and blow, but forgot their dicks no longer work in hell. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2012 12:27 PM (lDWQr)

428 So I here votes are actually being counted right now. I thought votes were not counted and not revealed until election day? And why do Democrats vote earlier than Republicans?

Posted by: Confusion Rules at October 14, 2012 04:21 PM (LPuor)

 

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They count them right away here, but they don't talk...

 

This county will go 2 to 1 for Romney anyway. Hell, the elk would vote for Romney if we'd let 'em.

Posted by: Prezzy Choom-Choom at October 14, 2012 12:28 PM (1Y+hH)

429 Crap. Bamster couldn't even fill the basketball arena at Ohio State when he was there Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 04:26 PM (M/TDA) he could not have filled a basketball arena with michael jordan and lebron james.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

430 Next week it's Kansas City vs. Bye. Vote for "Bye".

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2012 04:25 PM (d/5qf)


We already won that today, but we didn't cover the spread.

Posted by: The Suck ass Panthers at October 14, 2012 12:28 PM (wR+pz)

431 Eh, false alarm. It turns out this was a different window smashing incident that was blue on blue in Denver. My bad. http://tinyurl.com/myh5bj

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2012 12:28 PM (TMB3S)

432
That prick Specter is dead and I'm alive.  Glad to be on the right team, living a good moral life with the occasional trip into debauchery to snort a little blow from Chiquita's ass.  Ole!

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at October 14, 2012 12:29 PM (lDWQr)

433 OK, NOW the press conference is "starting shortly". But at least the camera is back on.

Posted by: johnd01 at October 14, 2012 12:29 PM (js5jY)

434 In California, if you show up at a polling place with your absentee ballot in hand, they have you put it in a special box, and I think they consider it "provisional" at that point.

Posted by: navybrat at October 14, 2012 12:29 PM (GxyxV)

435 Update from Mission control: Mop up complete. Depressurization holding stable for now. Press conference to begin momentarily.

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 12:29 PM (RIg+t)

436 looks like the presser just started on that youtube link

Posted by: Up, up with people at October 14, 2012 12:30 PM (kzFo5)

437 @445 Wasn't a big fan of Ohio State when I was working at Purdue, but I will say they always struck me as more conservative leaning than UW-Madison and UM-Ann Arbor. Lots of engineers and an ag school. More like Purdue than UW or UM. Also, ICYMI: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/even-martha-raddatz-thinks-joe-bidens-performance-was-too-big/

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 12:30 PM (5H6zj)

438 Presser's up on youtube!

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 12:30 PM (kpCLl)

439 I know, let's send the President to Benghazi for a major speech. That'll do it.

Posted by: AxlerodUpButt at October 14, 2012 12:30 PM (1Y+hH)

440 Jeff Zeleny ‏@jeffzeleny Smart move by Politico to hire @davidchalian as VP of video programming. One of the fairest and best in the business. http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2012/10/politico-hires-david-chalian-138294.html Â…

Posted by: Evilpens at October 14, 2012 12:30 PM (ck76k)

441 is obama photobombing the press conference?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

442 448 The photos were manipulated to make it look as if 0 was speaking to a packed house. I laughed out loud when the real scene was revealed. Packed house my ass. Same goes for all this other bull about Bammie's other packed houses.

Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 12:31 PM (M/TDA)

443 The GOP sure hates those Negroes amirite????

Posted by: David Chalian Standup at October 14, 2012 12:32 PM (8HhF2)

444 456 @445
Wasn't a big fan of Ohio State when I was working at Purdue, but I will say they always struck me as more conservative leaning than UW-Madison and UM-Ann Arbor. Lots of engineers and an ag school. More like Purdue than UW or UM.


Also, ICYMI:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/even-martha-raddatz-thinks-joe-bidens-performance-was-too-big/

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 04:30 PM (5H6zj)


Shh. . . I would like to move on.

Posted by: Martha "Impartial" Raddatz (D) at October 14, 2012 12:32 PM (M1gmo)

445 please please please let him endorse Romney . . . .

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 12:32 PM (kpCLl)

446 It's certainly possible it was also faked, but it might not be or might be some random act of vandalism.
--
A couple of months Ulsterman's insider, the one who worked on O's 08 campaign, said this exact false flag op was planned for this fall, a  shooting at either O or a family member or the WH.  No one would actually be hurt of course, the purpose would be to gin up sympathy and, raaaaacism if necessary or serve as a distraction. 

Posted by: Mayday at October 14, 2012 12:33 PM (F3s39)

447 I heard youtube had a video up of a dozen austrian hookers with saline drips being taken away from baumgartners airstream trailer before he walked over to the press conference.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

448 456 It's liberal enough.

Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 12:33 PM (M/TDA)

449

446
Specter and Kennedy are having a party with chicks, booze and blow, but forgot their dicks no longer work in hell.

 

Wouldn't matter anyway. ...Those aren't really chicks.


 

Posted by: Satan, laughing... at October 14, 2012 12:34 PM (l5RhJ)

450 I guess, at this point, another party switch is out of the question.

Posted by: Arlen Specter at October 14, 2012 12:34 PM (IoNBC)

451 My name is Felix Baumgartner and I did that !

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

452

Remember the Star Trek episode where two guys get trapped between unniverses forever, and  they have to fight for eternity?

 

Barky and Hitlery.

Posted by: AxlerodUpButt at October 14, 2012 12:36 PM (1Y+hH)

453 I hear obama wanted air force one to circle around the capsule for pr purposes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

454 ""Specter and Kennedy are having a party with chicks, booze and blow, but forgot their dicks no longer work in hell""


The kegs have holes in them, and the chicks don't.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2012 12:37 PM (FMbng)

455 Felix is kind of a hottie, eh, girls?

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 12:37 PM (kpCLl)

456 Is Felix single?

Posted by: TD at October 14, 2012 12:37 PM (+uFux)

457 Wow, he did it - broke the sound barrier

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2012 12:38 PM (d/5qf)

458 Broke the sound barrier!

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 12:38 PM (M1gmo)

459
I know Felix well...very well!

Posted by: Barney Frank at October 14, 2012 12:38 PM (lDWQr)

460 116 Here is how the AP reports it..

"Baumgartner came down in the eastern New Mexico desert minutes after jumping from his capsule 28,000 feet, or 24 miles, above Earth."

Apparently basic knowledge of thing like the number of feet in a mile is not required in order to be an AP reporter....

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at October 14, 2012 02:46 PM (YyVZT)


The One is preoccupied cramming for his tuesday exam and couldnt make a guest appearance on that article in front of the 28,000. 


Now if the ladies of the view had written the article...you might have gotten him to stop by.

Posted by: Stephanie Cutter Political Strategist, Professional Liar, and Administrations #2 Turd Polisher at October 14, 2012 12:38 PM (ovpNn)

461 467 456 It's liberal enough. ------- How liberal are the students? Because at Purdue the students were much more conservative than the professors, so much so that we were able to attract good corporate gifts from companies that wanted students who were NOT of the OWS variety. OSU strikes me as similar to Purdue, altho they do have a law school and med school.

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 12:38 PM (5H6zj)

462 Redbull has a plan to make the hq a male only blog by hosting a cruise with tebow and baumgartner.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

463

 Mach 1.24...!!!

 

Very cool.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 12:39 PM (l5RhJ)

464 Did he fight any Romulans when he landed?

Posted by: Jim Kirk at October 14, 2012 12:39 PM (+XD7n)

465 Do you think Obama will call him and congratulate him in Austrian?

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 12:39 PM (5H6zj)

466 Waiting for ballots to show up in the mail

This is another charming side effect of all mail in elections in WA state. They don't have to be postmarked until election day, so they have to allow a week to 10 days after the election to make sure they have all the ballots. 

Results in close races take days to certify. 

Posted by: someone at October 14, 2012 12:39 PM (bqjJT)

467 Oh, so now your Felix Baumgartner!

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 14, 2012 12:39 PM (RIg+t)

468 I know Felix well...very well!

Posted by: Barney Frank at October 14, 2012 04:38 PM (lDWQr)


Felix wouldn't let you lick the shit out of his pressure suit, ya despicable old freak.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 12:40 PM (kpCLl)

469 Do you think Obama will call him and congratulate him in Austrian? Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 04:39 PM (5H6zj) nope, he did not do that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

470
Oh, so now your Felix Baumgartner!

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 14, 2012 04:39 PM (RIg+t)


It's Bumgartner!


Posted by: Ru Paul at October 14, 2012 12:41 PM (lDWQr)

471 Felix is not gay....he has a girlfriend.

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 12:41 PM (l5RhJ)

472 I wanna see a shark space jump.  With frickin lazers.

Throw me a bone, people.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 14, 2012 12:41 PM (PHb2k)

473 485 Waiting for ballots to show up in the mail

This is another charming side effect of all mail in elections in WA state. They don't have to be postmarked until election day, so they have to allow a week to 10 days after the election to make sure they have all the ballots.

Results in close races take days to certify.

Posted by: someone at October 14, 2012 04:39 PM (bqjJT)


Yep. And that gives them enough time to tabulate how much votes in Seattle they need to cheat with if it is close.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2012 12:41 PM (M1gmo)

474 But he pulled at 6,600, right?  That's what I heard . . .

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 12:41 PM (kpCLl)

475 Did he fight any Romulans when he landed? Posted by: Jim Kirk at October 14, 2012 04:39 PM (+XD7n) no Romulans but the place was crawling with ronulans

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

476 No shoulder roll. Wimp.

Posted by: Jim Kirk at October 14, 2012 12:42 PM (+XD7n)

477 Could you see President Obama's aura from the platform and could you describe it slowly while I 'bate?

Posted by: Chris Matthews at October 14, 2012 12:44 PM (RIg+t)

478 Yep. And that gives them enough time to tabulate how much votes in Seattle they need to cheat with if it is close.

I got a card in the mail recently that said "It appears you may not be registered to vote."  That was news to me as I've been registered and getting ballots forever.  So I called the state.  It seems they were trolling to get more registrations and worded things badly.   I am still registered

Posted by: someone at October 14, 2012 12:44 PM (bqjJT)

479

He's talking about the pressure suit....and how that made it different from other free falls that he's done.

 

"When you're in a pressure suit...you don't feel anything."

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 12:44 PM (l5RhJ)

480 http://tinyurl.com/9pevguo

Five Reasons that Obama is really Superman.

Posted by: Tourette at October 14, 2012 12:45 PM (0It32)

481 See, even he was a little worried about the tumble.  I was on tenterhooks . . . glad to hear it wasn't just me.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 12:45 PM (kpCLl)

482 It was interesting, but definitely not The Greatest Event in Television History.

Posted by: Max Power at October 14, 2012 12:45 PM (q177U)

483 About time for the no content afternoon open thread isn't it?

Posted by: Vic at October 14, 2012 12:46 PM (YdQQY)

484 480 Large liberal arts colleges. Huge liberal faculty and staff. Big upper tier law school. Back in the day when I attended, the Ag students were looked down on as ass backward farmers giving OSU it's detested nickname"The BigFarm". Don't imagine it's changed much. Kids seem even more obnoxious than when I was in school and that's saying something because I was there at the height of the Hippy era.

Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 12:46 PM (M/TDA)

485 Oh, he pulled early because he couldn't see, due to the visor fogging. 

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 12:47 PM (kpCLl)

486 sock be gone

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 12:47 PM (+XD7n)

487 About time for the no content afternoon open thread isn't it? Posted by: Vic at October 14, 2012 04:46 PM (YdQQY) you mean "Space Jump! He just landed" is content?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

488

500 See, even he was a little worried about the tumble. I was on tenterhooks . . . glad to hear it wasn't just me.

 

Yeah, Peaches.

He was spinning...and his visor was fogged up.

Amazing that he didn't black out.

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 12:48 PM (l5RhJ)

489 Oh, he pulled early because he couldn't see, due to the visor fogging. Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 04:47 PM (kpCLl) name one guy that has pulled out early using the same excuse. I am going to believe the preserve kittingers record angle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 12:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

490

Severe thunderstorm capable of spawning a tornado is slamming Chicago's western suburbs -

 

Rahm is pissed about something?

Posted by: Meremortal, with breaking news at October 14, 2012 12:49 PM (1Y+hH)

491 Amazing that no one is drinking from Red Bull cans on the podium. I like that.

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 12:50 PM (RIg+t)

492 I wonder if his apparently high chute opening had to do with the altitude of the landing site.  When he launched, the commentator pointed out that his altitude was ASL not AGL and mentioned that they were at about 3,500 feet.  That could account for him opening "early."

Today's jump was amazing, but I think Kittinger's was a bigger feat.  After 50 years of research, they had a much better idea of what might happen.  Kittinger just stepped out having no clue what might happen.  Baumgartner's jump still took huge balls.

Red Bull sponsors all kind of crazy stuff like this.  I think their motto is "If you want to do stupid shit that might kill you, Red Bull is the drink for you."

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at October 14, 2012 12:51 PM (xUI0P)

493 Game thread up

Posted by: Vic at October 14, 2012 12:51 PM (YdQQY)

494 OK, I've picked the spot to place  "the chair"  at the entrance to town. I figure  I'll  do it on the night before election day for best effect. Don't know how long it will last.

Posted by: Meremortal, strategizing at October 14, 2012 12:53 PM (1Y+hH)

495

511....Today's jump was amazing, but I think Kittinger's was a bigger feat.

 

Kittinger is sitting right beside Felix, in the presser...which is kinda cool.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 12:54 PM (l5RhJ)

496 Kittinger is proud as punch . . . this is a win for both of them.  Very heartwarming.  When are they going to endorse Romney/Ryan???

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 12:56 PM (kpCLl)

497 It seems they were trolling to get more registrations and worded things badly. I am still registered
Our house has gotten several phone calls claiming someone isn't registered in it, I'm pretty sure its the Secretary of State project from Soros to get more people registered.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 12:57 PM (AeC6r)

498

513 OK, I've picked the spotto place "thechair" at the entrance to town. I figure I'll do it on the night before election day for best effect. Don't know how long it will last.

 

Can you hang it from a tree or something...so it can't be easily stolen?

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 12:57 PM (l5RhJ)

499 Our house has gotten several phone calls claiming someone isn't registered in it, I'm pretty sure its the Secretary of State project from Soros to get more people registered. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 04:57 PM (AeC6r) They're probably calling about your dog. Every vote counts!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 01:02 PM (X3lox)

500 They just killed the presser, ran out of sat time.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 01:02 PM (kpCLl)

501 833 mph, bitches. That's Mach 1.24.

Posted by: Felix Baumgartner at October 14, 2012 01:02 PM (js5jY)

502

...When are they going to endorse Romney/Ryan???

 

They're science guys, Peaches...so it would surprise me if they did.

 

But I've been hearing some remarks about "valuable data from this, to be useful in future missions with private enterprise".

So that's something.


 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 01:02 PM (l5RhJ)

503 Damn.  I was dropped from that press conference like a condom at a Sandra Fluke debriefing.

Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2012 01:03 PM (vm7ot)

504 Can you hang it from a tree or something...so it can't be easily stolen?

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 04:57 PM (l5RhJ)

Secret Service tends to take that personally . . . go figure.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2012 01:04 PM (kpCLl)

505

 Secret Service tends to take that personally . . . go figure.

 

Oh yeah....what was I thinking.

 

An empty chair, hanging from a tree.

That would be both 'racist'...and considered a 'threat'.


 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 01:07 PM (l5RhJ)

506 Another Day of the Empty Chair on election day is a good idea. Its like a bumper sticker, but says it more eloquently.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 01:09 PM (AeC6r)

507 OH NOES!

FOX NEWS reporting that the Obowmao camp is hinting that Teh Won is going to lay the smackdown on RMoney's Bain Capitol activity at the debate!

ASSAULT ON SUCCESS INCOMING!

This is gonna be goooooooooooood.

My Prediction....Obama wins the debate...

...in his own mind for the next week like he did the last one.


two days....two days....i can hardly wait.


If things go as I expect, by friday Romney will be at 52% in the polls.


The Foreign Policy smackdown coming from Romney should get him to 54%

and Election Day should see a 56% landslide with 330+ EVs.

Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 14, 2012 01:10 PM (ovpNn)

508 Nice! Dude was tumbling like a bitch at first. because the air where he started was so thin, he had NO CONTROL

Posted by: Evilpens at October 14, 2012 01:10 PM (ck76k)

509 I know I could never have made that jump.

I have a hard time even standing close to the edge of a tall building.

Also, I would have been screaming like a girl that first 4 minutes.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 14, 2012 01:13 PM (ovpNn)

510 Nice! Dude was tumbling like a bitch at first. because the air where he started was so thin, he had NO CONTROL Posted by: Evilpens at October 14, 2012 05:10 PM (ck76k) Then he should have jumped out before he got that high.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 01:16 PM (+XD7n)

511 512 Game thread up I'd be all over that if I weren't, you know, dead.

Posted by: Arlen Specter at October 14, 2012 01:16 PM (IoNBC)

512

526 ....FOX NEWS reporting that the Obowmao camp is hinting that Teh Won is going to lay the smackdown on RMoney's Bain Capitol activity at the debate!

 

So...no matter what the Questions are, Barky is going to attack Mitt about Bain Capital?

Heh.

I hope he does.

Romney can easily parlay that into talking about Jobs, Jobs, Jobs....and how Barky has been demonizing the Job Creators.

 

If Barky mentions "shipping jobs overseas"...

I hope Mitt brings up how Jeffry Imelt, Barky's Jobs Czar, has been shipping thousands of jobs to China.....*while* acting as Jobs Czar.

 

And also...

"Where are all those shovel-ready jobs you promised, Mr. President? You laughed about that. ....But people don't think that was funny."


 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 01:19 PM (l5RhJ)

513 @NoelSheppard USA Today Shocker: 'Obama, Romney Nearly Tied in Electoral College' http://ow.ly/esUeV

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 01:20 PM (5H6zj)

514 Stalin will get five States.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 01:23 PM (+XD7n)

515 Mobile Infantry!

Posted by: Johnnie Rico at October 14, 2012 01:24 PM (pPYv9)

516 Ron Paul is coming to our university next week. No one seems to know WTF he's going to say.

Ron Paul is coming to our university universe next week...

FIFY

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 01:25 PM (U6/KF)

517
I jumped from an altitude of 130,000 microns and  I didn't need some sissy parachute.

Posted by: Joe Biden Paste Connoisseur at October 14, 2012 01:28 PM (PlCer)

518 http://tinyurl.com/8klv8tw Full Video of Jump

Posted by: Evilpens at October 14, 2012 01:28 PM (ck76k)

519 I imagine Romney is prepared for questions about Bain capital. It sounds like Portman throws everything he can at him during prep-no softballs-which is exactly the srategy to take. Isanyone asking Obama lots of hard questions?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2012 01:33 PM (ZifVj)

520 Coming anywhere near Jacksonville?

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at October 14, 2012 01:33 PM (eQnzo)

521

Watching the replay of the Jump....since I missed some of it live.

 

It's loaded into the Youtube thingy above, btw....all 7 hours of it, including the presser at the end.

 

Jeez...at 128,177 ft....he jumped.

That's just amazing to me.

To be that far up, in such a tiny little capsule...then jumping.

Brass balls.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 01:33 PM (l5RhJ)

522 Obama debate prep is measured by the ounce or gram.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 01:36 PM (U6/KF)

523 I have no doubt the next debate, Obama will have nothing but a list of leftist zingers about Bain, firing people, 47%, etch-a-sketch, taxes, and so on. Because again, the job of Obama is to thrill and excite his base to get out and vote. Romney just has to maintain a polite, competent, and even persona, giving solid answers without getting angry or hasty. Because his job is to negate the Obama campaign's slanderous lies about him.
If Romney disproves the "He's an evil frightening religious nut who loves to fire people and is a greedy rich kid" image, he wins, no matter how the debate plays out.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 01:37 PM (AeC6r)

524 Maybe if it were me up in that suit jumping out I'd have a different perspective, but really, after a certain point the height is irrelevant. You're street pizza if your chute doesn't work at 1000 feet just like 100,000 feet. The biggest concern for me would be boredom, 4 minutes is just long enough to maybe lose concentration.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 01:38 PM (AeC6r)

525 yeah sounds like a great plan, take a few days off do some debate prep and come out 180 degrees from your previous, personally selected debate style. has winner written all over. hope he makes some illegal bets on himself offshore while he is swinging for the fences. someone needs to tell him "mr. october" is refers to someone else.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 01:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

526 If Romney disproves the "He's an evil frightening religious nut who loves to fire people and is a greedy rich kid" image, he wins, no matter how the debate plays out. coming off as kind and disarming is a lot easier than hitting winners one after another.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 01:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

527 @542 Yep. Because Romney took Obama to the woodshed last time, all he has to do this time is be the adult in the room and spend his energy trying to show he can "connect" with the people at the townhall. If Obama pulls a Biden, Romney should stop talking, turn to look at Obama, and calmly wait for him to stop laughing. Other than that, he should ignore Obama and play to the audience.

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 01:41 PM (5H6zj)

528 http://tinyurl.com/8we2jxa Obama, Not Holding the Center An us-against-them message won't work in a center-right country.

Posted by: Evilpens at October 14, 2012 01:41 PM (ck76k)

529 is there an over under on whether or not obama cries in the debate?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 01:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

530 >>541 Obama debate prep is measured by the ounce or gram. kilo

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 01:42 PM (5H6zj)

531 kilo Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 05:42 PM (5H6zj) inch

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 01:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

532 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 05:38 PM (AeC6r)

Once Romney begins to challenge the scoamf bullshit President Thinskin will lose his shit.

Posted by: YIKES! at October 14, 2012 01:44 PM (PlCer)

533 wheatie, once you're above 5,000' or so, the rest is just a number and tech details.  Below 5,000 is where it gets interesting because the earth is approaching and terra ain't interesting in moving out of your way ;->

I've had 3 parachute malfunctions and reserve rides over the years, all below 4,000'.  When the SHTF, you gotta do everything right, and do it fast.  That suit added a lot of complexity to his malfunction emergency procedures.

I would guess he also had what's called an AAD device hooked to the reserve.  AAD's sense speed and altitude by sampling air pressures and attempt to deploy the reserve if you bust through a preset altitude going too fast (i.e. incapacitated and didn't get anything out, or had a high speed malfunction and didn't pull reserve).

I had an AAD, they were cheap insurance.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 01:44 PM (U6/KF)

534

543 Maybe if it were me up in that suit jumping out I'd have a different perspective, but really, after a certain point the height is irrelevant. You're street pizza if your chute doesn't work at 1000 feet just like 100,000 feet.

 

Yeah, but when you're up that high...in a capsule that's headed towards the edge of the stratosphere...

Another concern is the door.

If the door doesn't open...you're headed for outer space.

No gravity.

No 911.

Say goodbye.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 01:46 PM (l5RhJ)

535 Yeah, but when you're up that high...in a capsule that's headed towards the edge of the stratosphere... Another concern is the door. If the door doesn't open...you're headed for outer space. No gravity. No 911. Say goodbye. No!! that is as High as he would Go ! the Air is so Thin the Helium would make him go any higher

Posted by: Evilpens at October 14, 2012 01:49 PM (ck76k)

536 This just in. Felix Baumgartner experiencing repressurization.

Posted by: Austrian hooker Felix Baumgartner is just in at October 14, 2012 01:52 PM (RIg+t)

537 Its not a total vacuum that altitude like space.  At lower altitudes mechanical shit still pretty much works as designed.

Things can/do go sideways in a hard vacuum though.  Valves mysteriously stick, seals fail, metals can curiously weld themselves together at the molecular level.  Real space is a nasty environment.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 01:52 PM (U6/KF)

538 Yeah, but when you're up that high...in a capsule that's headed towards the edge of the stratosphere...
Another concern is the door.
If the door doesn't open...you're headed for outer space.
No gravity.
No 911.
Say goodbye.

No!! that is as High as he would Go ! the Air is so Thin the Helium would make him go any higher

Posted by: Evilpens at October 14, 2012 05:49 PM (ck76k)


The capsule was programmed for decent.

Their is a video of the capsule parachute descent after Felix landed.


Posted by: YIKES! at October 14, 2012 01:54 PM (PlCer)

539 I wonder why they didn't make some of that capsule break-away.  If they'd dumped a couple hundred pounds when he was on the suit's self-contained systems, they probably could have surged another few thousand feet out of it fast.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 01:55 PM (U6/KF)

Posted by: YIKES! at October 14, 2012 01:56 PM (PlCer)

541

 ...I had an AAD, they were cheap insurance.

 

I would imagine that Felix was equipped with one of those?

One would hope.

 

What I'm marveling at, in this...is that everything went off without a hitch.

Sometimes a malfunction can happen, no matter how well everything was prepped and planned for.

 

And knowing that, this guy went for it anyway.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 01:57 PM (l5RhJ)

542 OT Kurt Schlichter ‏@KurtSchlichter is dismantling Nick Kristof on twitter. Kristof writes about his Harvard buddy that made a mistake by not keeping his health insurance and now has cancer. Schlichter is having none on it. Example: "Quick, everyone spend part of your lives working to earn money to pay for what @NickKristof's friend chose not to pay for himself!"

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 01:58 PM (RIg+t)

543 I swear I just saw the ONT....and now it's gone.

Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2012 01:58 PM (X6akg)

544

The capsule had a "cut-away" device...that cut it loose from the balloon automatically, at a certain altitude. 

[The balloon kept going up, I guess.]

They mentioned this, on the vid above.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 02:01 PM (l5RhJ)

545 562 I swear I just saw the ONT....and now it's gone. Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2012 05:58 PM (X6akg) I think that is how the cobblogger stage threads for later. They show up momentarily and then disappear. Someone gets a glimpse when refreshing and then, gone ....

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 02:01 PM (RIg+t)

546 More on Kristof's column: Kurt Schlichter ‏@KurtSchlichter .@NickKristof If your pal didn't care about his life enough to work to buy himself health insurance, why should I?

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 02:03 PM (RIg+t)

547 Sometimes a malfunction can happen, no matter how well everything was prepped and planned for.

I should post some pics of the parachute I had on one of my reserve rides.  On deployment, it literally blew to shreds.  Every panel in the thing had ripped somewhere...even stabilizers and ribs.

I looked up and realized in about 1/2 sec that flapping mess of rags wasn't gonna get any better and went to Plan B.

Turned out the fabric mill made some processing change in the fabric the mfg used and didn't tell them.  So chutes made with that batch of bad fabric were all ticking time bombs.

That cost me a bottle of good scotch.  You always stroke the rigger who packed your reserve and saved your worthless ass with a bottle of scotch.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 02:05 PM (U6/KF)

548 I think that is how the cobblogger stage threads for later. They show up momentarily and then disappear. Someone gets a glimpse when refreshing and then, gone ....

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 06:01 PM (RIg+t)


Ok and just to prove I'm not hallucinating......It said it's a short ONT because Maet is finishing his move to his new bunker and Margaret Thatcher is 87.



I need evidence I'm not crazy....well, not that crazy.

Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2012 02:06 PM (X6akg)

549 Sometimes a malfunction can happen, no matter how well everything was prepped and planned for. Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 06:05 PM (U6/KF) heh, see obama

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 02:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

550 More on Kristof's column: Kurt Schlichter ‏@KurtSchlichter .@NickKristof If your pal didn't care about his life enough to work to buy himself health insurance, why should I? Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 06:03 PM (RIg+t) Somehow we owe strangers our money. Especially if said strangers are stupid, lazy, or reckless.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 02:07 PM (+XD7n)

551 All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

Posted by: Arlen Specter at October 14, 2012 02:09 PM (IoNBC)

552

I should post some pics of the parachute I had on one of my reserve rides. On deployment, it literally blew to shreds. Every panel in the thing had ripped somewhere...even stabilizers and ribs.

 

Damn, PurpAv.

The phrase...'checked that box'...comes to mind.

 

You used up one of your nine lives on that one.

Glad your Plan B was okay.


 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 02:09 PM (l5RhJ)

553 Especially if said strangers are stupid, lazy, or reckless. Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:07 PM (+XD7n) According to Kristof, his buddy is a Harvard man. You decide.

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 02:10 PM (RIg+t)

554 Kristof writes about his Harvard buddy that made a mistake by not keeping his health insurance and now has cancer. Schlichter is having none on it. Example: "Quick, everyone spend part of your lives working to earn money to pay for what @NickKristof's friend chose not to pay for himself!" Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 05:58 PM (RIg+t) Harvard didn't teach their jerk students about risk? Maybe Kristof should blame Harvard for charging so much for their shitty school? If Kristof's idiot friend hadn't spent all that dough on a substandard education (that didn't even prepare him for the terribly complex intricacies of keeping health insurance) he could have had some cash left over to buy health insurance. Some blame could probably be laid on the guy's pot dealer, too. I wonder if this douche had a car during this time. What type of car? One of a Harvard standard, no doubt. Ship this idiot off to England. Let them take care of him. They love this sort of shit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 02:10 PM (X3lox)

555

Tami, I believe you.

I've seen that happen with threads before, too.

Sometimes they never show up again.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 02:12 PM (l5RhJ)

556

Speaking of ripping, the Giants are ripping the 49ers a new one.

Posted by: Ronster at October 14, 2012 02:14 PM (H5i76)

557 I should post some pics of the parachute I had on one of my reserve rides. On deployment, it literally blew to shreds. Every panel in the thing had ripped somewhere...even stabilizers and ribs.
That's definitely got to do wonders for your constipation problem.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 02:16 PM (AeC6r)

558 Never got to check the round parachute box...trained on them back in the 70's when it was surplus navy reserves and old Capewell releases, never made a jump though. 

Haven't checked the naked skydive box yet...although I've seen people do it.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 02:17 PM (U6/KF)

559

Kristoff is the guy...who interviewed Barky in March of 2007...

 

That was the interview where Barky recited the Shahada, from memory, in a "perfect Arabic accent".

And then went on to proclaim that "the prettiest sound in the world, is the muslim call to prayer".

 

Or he may have said that first...then recited the Shahada.

Either way...Kristoff is the guy who did that interview, and saw nothing wrong with that picture.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 02:18 PM (l5RhJ)

560 Haven't checked the naked skydive box yet...although I've seen people do it.
Wind chapping and the little fella flapping around could be uncomfortable, I'd think.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 02:18 PM (AeC6r)

561 Oddest log book entry -- a jump from a beautifully restored Piper Cub.  That was harder to get out of than Felix's capsule.

Lowest logged jump - QueenAir's engines catch fire on the ground, I jumped onto the runway and got  the fuck out of that bitch as fast as I could...

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 02:22 PM (U6/KF)

562 That was the interview where Barky recited the Shahada, from memory, in a "perfect Arabic accent". Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 06:18 PM (l5RhJ) Well ... it might not have been "from memory". Barky might well have been reading the shahada off of his ring TOTUS

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 02:24 PM (X3lox)

563 Scariest jump - some other fool spots the exit, I look down on the way down and see the runway, looks good so far...at 7,000' I realize, hey that's not the runway down there, its a fracking freeway with a LOT of cars on it. 

I pull at 7k, and fly around in some slow circles looking for the real airport...it ain't there, anywhere.  At 1,000' feet I give up looking and pick a Plan B landing spot...a bean field 5+ miles from the real airport.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 02:27 PM (U6/KF)

564 How many jumps do you have to make before you don't have to be tied nut to butt with some guy?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 14, 2012 02:39 PM (0CiTm)

565 Well you know what they say about jumping out of perfectly good airplanes...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 02:39 PM (AeC6r)

566 583 How many jumps do you have to make before you don't have to be tied nut to butt with some guy?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 14, 2012 06:39 PM (0CiTm)

The Hell?  Why jump then?

Posted by: Ronnie "I'm not gay, i just like to have an occasional cock in my ass and wear a tutu" Reagan Junior at October 14, 2012 02:41 PM (ovpNn)

567

 Well ... it might not have been "from memory". Barky might well have been reading the shahada off of his ring TOTUS

 

Heh. Good one, PrimOrd².

He probably had it on, too.

I still think that that interview was Barky's way of telegraphing to all those Imams out there..."I'm still one of you."

So that he wouldn't have to be worrying about some fatwah against him...since, you know, that's what they do when someone tries to leave.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 02:44 PM (l5RhJ)

568 574 Tami, I believe you.
I've seen that happen with threads before, too.
Sometimes they never show up again.

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 06:12 PM (l5RhJ)


Only at the HQ......

Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2012 02:45 PM (X6akg)

569 A guy at work invited the office to go skydiving. I was only interested because how often do you have the chance to push your co-workers out of a plane?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 02:48 PM (AzDzi)

570 Space Jump?  fuck that...i still remember what happened when I bungi-jumped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEAh77W_1jE

Wait for it!

Posted by: Gramp Fuggenpantsenpoopins at October 14, 2012 02:48 PM (ovpNn)

571 I still think that that interview was Barky's way of telegraphing to all those Imams out there..."I'm still one of you." Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 06:44 PM (l5RhJ) No doubt. Remember who Barky gave his first Precedential TV interview to (studiously ignored by the MFM). Al Arabiya. I still can't believe he pulled that shit and no one even bothered reporting it. (I mean, I can ... but it still chaps my ass like most of the other shit Barky has been allowed to get away with that are just so repulsive, offensive, and demonstrably anti-American) The friggin MFM were slobbering like loons for that interview and it goes to an arab station - but they still licked Barky's balls by not making anything of it ... not even mentioning it. And America just let it all slide right by ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 02:49 PM (X3lox)

572 How many jumps do you have to make before you don't have to be tied nut to butt with some guy?

There's no requirement that a tandem be done first, its just a way for people to get in the air with minimal training.

If you went straight to a static line or AFF program, there's usually a full days worth of ground school before the 1st jump.

The AFF progression has instructor(s) in the air right next to you, but you're not strapped to them.  Static line is the old school way 

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 02:53 PM (U6/KF)

573

No doubt. Remember who Barky gave his first Precedential TV interview to (studiously ignored by the MFM). Al Arabiya.

 

I'd forgotten about that.

Yeah. That was special, wasn't it.

 

Liberals seem to think that appeasement, butt-kissing and have a muslim-friendly president will keep us safe.

Wrong.

Muslims aren't squeamish about killing other muslims....they kill more other muslims than any other kind of people.

 

In fact...having someone they might consider 'one of them', is worse.

Because then they look at it as "If you're one of us, then you should be doing more for us!"

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 02:59 PM (l5RhJ)

574 Back in the late 80's-early 90's there was a drunken meteorologist on Columbus OH, TV news who people either loved or hated, but mostly hated. He got caught up in his buddies lines, pulled out his knife and cut his cords about 75' above the ground. He died, his buddy lived and nobody has said a bad word about him since.

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 14, 2012 03:08 PM (tOkJB)

575 Posted by: Ed Anger at October 14, 2012 07:08 PM (tOkJB) Are you sure you're not thinking about Jim O'Brien from Philly, weatherman from the ABC affiliate? I don't think he was drunk but the rest of the story fits his death.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 03:21 PM (X3lox)

576 He got caught up in his buddies lines, pulled out his knife and cut his cords about 75' above the ground.

Not a survivable scenario.  If you tangle with another jumper at low altitude like that you suck it up and ride that fucked up configuration down just the way it is if there's any fabric overhead at all.

If you had a couple hundred feet, you might consider tossing your reserve out too to get a little more fabric overhead.  Two chutes out is usually a stable configuration...unless they downplane, which is bad

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 03:23 PM (U6/KF)

577 Not a survivable scenario. If you tangle with another jumper at low altitude like that you suck it up and ride that fucked up configuration down just the way it is if there's any fabric overhead at all. If you had a couple hundred feet, you might consider tossing your reserve out too to get a little more fabric overhead. Two chutes out is usually a stable configuration...unless they downplane, which is bad Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 07:23 PM (U6/KF) Sorry Purp, but that's the story from numerous eyewitnesses. Some say he cut his lines about 50' above the ground. He dropped to his death while his buddy had enough "fabric" to get down. IRRC one canopy was fully or almost fully deployed when the guy cut his lines.

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 14, 2012 03:34 PM (tOkJB)

578 ugh....what happened to the blog?

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 14, 2012 03:50 PM (Ho2rs)

579 This jump shows it is possible to get astronauts from space onto Earth without all that surrounding crap.

Has this been covered yet?

This jump was from 24 miles. The low point of an ISS orbit is 199 miles. The balloon was essentially geostationary. Low orbital velocity is over 15,000 MPH.

Other that that, Geronimo.

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Posted by: comatus at October 14, 2012 03:55 PM (qaVK+)

580 I've seen a number of videos of people cutting away at insanely low altitudes where they don't even get to line stretch and the reserve is still in the deployment bag.  Its just bad judgment, poor training. 

But yea, it happens.  Entangling with other jumpers on landing approaches IS one of the first jump training points.  The "book" response to flying towards an unpleasant object or another person, is just turn away, even if its on final approach.  A cross/downwind landing is always preferable to hitting something.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 04:06 PM (U6/KF)

581 This didn't take long: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFU774q6eVM&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: rickl at October 14, 2012 05:47 PM (sdi6R)

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