March 14, 2012
— Ace We have a few special guests. I'll announce them when we go live. Otherwise I might end up disappointing you if someone can't make it.
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 01:28 PM (Af3Wg)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at March 14, 2012 01:28 PM (ZETiK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 01:29 PM (Af3Wg)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 01:29 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Cicero at March 14, 2012 01:31 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 01:33 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: logprof at March 14, 2012 01:34 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 05:33 PM (UOM4
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Get with dagny. She's got the coordinated moves.
Posted by: Soona at March 14, 2012 01:35 PM (iJWgL)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 14, 2012 01:35 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: maddogg at March 14, 2012 01:37 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: The Aliens at March 14, 2012 01:38 PM (ggRof)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 14, 2012 01:38 PM (jUytm)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 14, 2012 01:38 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Ricky Martin at March 14, 2012 01:38 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Nada at March 14, 2012 01:38 PM (bxc5w)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 01:39 PM (Af3Wg)
The 'tard and bars flag being discussed on the "The Five".
Posted by: Soona at March 14, 2012 01:39 PM (iJWgL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 14, 2012 01:40 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 01:40 PM (MMC8r)
I'd pay good money to see that vet hand Beckel's fat ass to him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 01:41 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Storm's gettin' ready for da show at March 14, 2012 01:41 PM (EZTYy)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 01:41 PM (Af3Wg)
Posted by: EnochF at March 14, 2012 01:41 PM (HlDS4)
You are a racist lady-parts grabber.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2012 01:42 PM (U69e0)
Posted by: Fritz at March 14, 2012 01:42 PM (FDEjy)
Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 01:43 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 05:41 PM (UOM4
You know, I can't help but think it would feel sooooo sweet to break all the bones in my right hand against Beckels lard insulated jaw.
Posted by: maddogg at March 14, 2012 01:43 PM (OlN4e)
I'm going to miss the live-blog, be sure and make plenty of laughs.
I still can't believe it was a "serious" thing. I thought it was a comedy and the Amiga graphics gave me flash-backs when it was on HBO.
Posted by: DaveA at March 14, 2012 01:44 PM (Vc/m8)
Posted by: Cato at March 14, 2012 01:45 PM (dmFjR)
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Two hobo's providing wi-fi hotspots in Valu-Rite tee shirts.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2012 01:46 PM (C8hzL)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2012 01:46 PM (lVGED)
Posted by: maddogg at March 14, 2012 01:46 PM (OlN4e)
MST3k pisses me off no end. My brother and I do a porno version everytime the TV is on and nobody ever wanted to pay us.
Posted by: DaveA at March 14, 2012 01:47 PM (Vc/m8)
Posted by: Cicero at March 14, 2012 01:47 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 14, 2012 01:48 PM (u50z0)
Posted by: Sam Jackson's axctual quote from Space Traders at March 14, 2012 01:48 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 14, 2012 01:48 PM (m8NEN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 01:48 PM (Af3Wg)
Could be one of the "guests."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2012 01:49 PM (U69e0)
Posted by: Damiano at March 14, 2012 01:50 PM (A2+pr)
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 14, 2012 01:50 PM (nTgAI)
People that are funkin' and they don't how,
Shouda seen seen da bull when he funked the cow.
He funked so hard that they saw smoke,
So he said let's inna bed and funk like folk!!!
An they was laughin' at him!
Posted by: George Clinton at March 14, 2012 01:50 PM (acEq7)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 14, 2012 01:50 PM (eCnLg)
Posted by: The Aliens at March 14, 2012 01:50 PM (ggRof)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 14, 2012 01:50 PM (uIz80)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 14, 2012 05:48 PM (u50z0)
Can't you multi-task?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 01:51 PM (UOM48)
The U.S. Army staff sergeant accused of massacring 16 Afghan villagers earlier this week was flown out of Afghanistan after 9 p.m. local time Wednesday, according to US and NATO officials.
http://tinyurl.com/86sp5jn
Posted by: Tami at March 14, 2012 01:52 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Herman Cain at March 14, 2012 01:53 PM (DATOZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 01:53 PM (Af3Wg)
Little Miss Muffett,
Sat on her tuffett,
Eatin' her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
who sat down beside 'er
And said "What's in the bag, bitch!?!"
Posted by: George Clinton at March 14, 2012 01:53 PM (acEq7)
Posted by: Damiano at March 14, 2012 01:53 PM (A2+pr)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 14, 2012 01:53 PM (m8NEN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 01:53 PM (Af3Wg)
"Third Chris Rock from the Sun"Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 01:54 PM (Af3Wg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 05:51 PM (UOM4
Ok, OK. I'll live blog, read my nook, paint my toenails, finish proofing my son's application to the Wharton-NFL leadership camp, listen to Catching Fire on my ipod, fold laundry, and file my nails while I say a rosary.
How's that
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 14, 2012 01:55 PM (u50z0)
Posted by: Max Power at March 14, 2012 01:55 PM (q177U)
It's racist to deprive people of the right to vote merely because they're too stupid to figure out how to get an ID.
Or something.
Posted by: Cicero at March 14, 2012 01:55 PM (QKKT0)
Lemme get this straight, Mr Trader.
...... 3-1/2 cents a pound and you'll take all the liberals off our planet?????
I think you're overpaying.... but have at em. However..... I want a Rose Ann Bar cap on the heavies.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2012 01:55 PM (C8hzL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 01:55 PM (Af3Wg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 05:51 PM (UOM4
Ok, OK. I'll live blog, read my nook, paint my toenails, finish proofing my son's application to the Wharton-NFL leadership camp, listen to Catching Fire on my ipod, fold laundry, and file my nails while I say a rosary.
How's that
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 14, 2012 05:55 PM (u50z0)
That's more like it. 
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 01:56 PM (UOM48)
And how 'bout fetching me a sammich while you're in there?
Posted by: Cicero at March 14, 2012 01:56 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 14, 2012 01:56 PM (u50z0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 01:56 PM (Af3Wg)
I denounce myself to PETA for mass mollusk murder...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 05:55 PM (Af3Wg)
Are you Native American? Because you could roast a bald eagle.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 01:57 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 14, 2012 01:57 PM (u50z0)
They say the bigger the headache, the bigger the pill, baby
Call me the big pill
Dr Funkenstein
The disco fiend with the monster sound
The cool ghoul with the bump transplant
Hip bone connected to my thigh bone
My thigh bone connected to my leg bone
My leg bone connected to my ankle bone
I get so hung up on bones
Dr Funkenstein here
Preoccupied and dedicated
To the preservation of the motion of hips
We love to funk you, Funkenstein
Your funk is the best (talk!)
Take my body, give it the mind
To funk with the rest (kiss me on my ego)
Hit me with the one and then
If you like, hit me again
We love to Funk-a-stein (ohhh, over!)
Posted by: George Clinton at March 14, 2012 01:58 PM (acEq7)
As if live events here ever make any sense.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2012 01:58 PM (U69e0)
Conversation in pitch dark spaceship hold:
Prof. Bell: Baraka! Baraka! You here?
SCOAMT: Uh...er....yeah, over here.
Prof. Bell: Then set yo ass down. You come over here, I'm goin' to beat you, muthafucka'.
Posted by: Soona at March 14, 2012 01:58 PM (iJWgL)
Ok, OK. I'll live blog, read my nook, paint my toenails, finish
proofing my son's application to the Wharton-NFL leadership camp, listen
to Catching Fire on my ipod, fold laundry, and file my nails while I
say a rosary.
How's that
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 14, 2012 05:55 PM (u50z0)
well alright but do NOT paint walls in your house.
Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 01:58 PM (TomZ9)
No, but I am a member-of-tribe. I denounce myself to the Union of Orthodox Rabbis for eating "traif."Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 01:58 PM (Af3Wg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2012 01:58 PM (/bVc5)
When I start churnin', burnin' and turnin'
I'll make your atoms move so fast
Expandin' your molecules
Causing a friction fire
Burnin' you on your neutron
Causing you to scream
"Hit me in the proton, BABY!"
(I don't know what I'm talking about)
Hit me with the one and then
If you like, hit me again
We love you, Funkenstein (oh yeah, let's do it one more time)
Ohhhh, over!
Hoo-wee!
(you're really out of sight)
I hope you all got your sunglass on out there
Posted by: George Clinton at March 14, 2012 01:59 PM (acEq7)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 14, 2012 01:59 PM (u50z0)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 14, 2012 01:59 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 02:00 PM (Af3Wg)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2012 05:58 PM (U69e0)
we do have a mixed bag of reactions, true enough.
Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 02:00 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Max Power at March 14, 2012 02:00 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 14, 2012 02:00 PM (m8NEN)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 02:00 PM (8y9MW)
Oh, that's right the painting. I'll add that to my list of things to do. I only have 2 rooms left though.
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 14, 2012 02:01 PM (u50z0)
Posted by: Damiano at March 14, 2012 02:01 PM (A2+pr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 02:01 PM (Af3Wg)
still one can try : {
Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 02:01 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 14, 2012 06:00 PM (m8NEN)
You sir, should run for office. Bold vision that America needs.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2012 02:01 PM (U69e0)
Posted by: Les Grossman at March 14, 2012 02:01 PM (zHPKG)
Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 02:01 PM (P6QsQ)
Now howzabout handin' over the people of the sun,
And you will have all the non-radiating nuclear energy,
clean drinkable oceans of water,
but you got five days, only five days for this
Funkadelic popolotastic deal.
Posted by: George Clinton at March 14, 2012 02:02 PM (acEq7)
I denounce myself to PETA for mass mollusk murder...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 05:55 PM (Af3Wg
Green or black ? And what does this recipe consist of ? I like green mussels black ones not so much
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 14, 2012 02:03 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2012 02:04 PM (YdQQY)
Here is my review. It reminds me of one episode of several. Like "Tales from the Darkside", no pun intended. Tales from the Blackside I suppose. The writing was crappy, the special effects truely were "special" in a short bus kind of way. Guillome is a good actor, amazing he read this script and said okay. Kept expecting to see Rae Dawn Chong due to all of the 80's clothing and hairstyles. All in all, a racist piece of crap written by a racist piece of crap. The only thing that didn't surprise me is it was made by HBO. Why do people pay for that crap again? Is it the witty Bill Maher or movies like "Game Change" that keeps people giving them money?
Posted by: Stacy B Slay at March 14, 2012 02:04 PM (7qrQU)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 14, 2012 02:05 PM (u50z0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 05:55 PM (Af3Wg
Green or black ?And what does this recipe consist of ? I like green mussels black ones not so much
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 14, 2012 06:03 PM (nTgAI)
I am mollusk racist
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 14, 2012 02:05 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 14, 2012 06:05 PM (u50z0)
Sen it wif my foodstams
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 14, 2012 02:06 PM (nTgAI)
Sure you can become a state. But you have to speak English first, fuckers. It's federal law or something.
http://reut.rs/wtWcFa
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 14, 2012 02:06 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: the hobbit fomerly known as Donna at March 14, 2012 02:07 PM (ZHge+)
Do not attempt to adjust your computer, there is nothing wrong.
We have taken control as to bring you this special show.
We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving.
Welcome to Space Traders, better known as We-Funk,
Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection.
Home of the extraterrestrial brothers,
Dealers of funky music.
P.Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb.
Coming to you directly from the Mothership
Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk-power.
So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums.
And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker.
My motto is:
Make my funk the P.Funk
I want my funk uncut (make mine the P)
Make my funk the P.Funk
I wants to get funked up. (wants to get funked up)
I want the bomb,
I want the P.Funk (yeah)
I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P)
Make my funk the P.Funk
I wants to get funked up.
Posted by: George Clinton at March 14, 2012 02:07 PM (acEq7)
When we had 'premium' channels on cable, we never watched them. I don't know how they stay in business.
Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 02:08 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: sTevo at March 14, 2012 02:09 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 14, 2012 02:09 PM (eCnLg)
I got $5 on Burge .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 14, 2012 06:08 PM (npr0X)
I'll put $5 on Adam Baldwin.
Posted by: Tami at March 14, 2012 02:10 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Damiano at March 14, 2012 02:10 PM (A2+pr)
Posted by: sTevo at March 14, 2012 06:09 PM (VMcEw)
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If Iowahawk were one of the guests, I'd skip work to get in on that.
Posted by: Soona at March 14, 2012 02:10 PM (iJWgL)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 14, 2012 02:10 PM (3wYCm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 02:11 PM (UOM48)
The answer is, of course, to bring Isiah back.
This would shock me zero percent.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2012 02:11 PM (U69e0)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 14, 2012 02:12 PM (A2+pr)
A floating t.v. displaying a Reagan cartoon head will soon appear to guide you through the steps.
Posted by: Les Grossman at March 14, 2012 02:14 PM (zHPKG)
Posted by: Stormy at March 14, 2012 02:14 PM (EZTYy)
I'm all, like, confused and stuff. Are the special guests with Ace while he's watching, or will they be commenting here while they're watching?
This makes my headmeat all hurty.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 14, 2012 02:15 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 02:16 PM (UOM48)
Zsa-Zsa Gabor!
Anson Williams!
Ray Jay Johnson!
And the Solid Gold Dancers!
Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 02:18 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Fritz at March 14, 2012 02:18 PM (FDEjy)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2012 02:18 PM (U69e0)
Supposedly, about 20 minutes ago, PA Governor Corbett signed into law the voter ID passed by the House today.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 14, 2012 02:22 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 14, 2012 02:22 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 14, 2012 02:23 PM (A2+pr)
Posted by: Fritz at March 14, 2012 06:18 PM (FDEjy)
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You need to wait until St Paddy's day and sell those new Black and Tans at a parade in NYC or Boston.
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2012 02:23 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Stormy at March 14, 2012 02:25 PM (EZTYy)
Off to go nail some tentacle-headed blue chicks.
Posted by: Commander Shepherd at March 14, 2012 02:27 PM (kt+R2)
We'll be staying away. Everyone walking around with legal alcohol.....no thanks. A million drunks in one small historic district.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 02:27 PM (UOM48)
Zsa-Zsa Gabor!
Anson Williams!
Ray Jay Johnson!
And the Solid Gold Dancers!
Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 06:18 PM (MMC8r)
No Paul Lynde, no dice.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at March 14, 2012 02:28 PM (kt+R2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Jane, SCOAMF called and orders you to leave your weapons outside the blog. All of them.
Posted by: Stormy at March 14, 2012 06:25 PM (EZTYy)
He can STFU. Our boy had just returned to base when the SHTF. Fortunately, he escaped having to sit through Panetta's bullshit. They came under mortar fire today, as well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 02:29 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: The Brain in the Jar at March 14, 2012 02:39 PM (zHPKG)
Posted by: X at March 14, 2012 02:44 PM (H/9v1)
Posted by: steevy at March 14, 2012 02:59 PM (7W3wI)
LOL, I think Savannah has the third biggest St Paddy's day thing in the country. But hey, my old hometown of Dublin has a big week long whing ding too.
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2012 03:08 PM (YdQQY)
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