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December 02, 2012

Sunday Evening NFL/Open Thread
— andy

Because who doesn't like a second bite at the apple?

Posted by: andy at 04:28 PM | Comments (312)
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1 I wouldn't bite that apple, but I might give it a little taste

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 02, 2012 04:27 PM (QTHTd)

2 Chomp!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 02, 2012 04:27 PM (Cnqmv)

3 What apple?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 02, 2012 04:28 PM (x8wJs)

4 So the gaming thread will be up in another five minutes, right?

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 04:28 PM (hO9ad)

5 Thank God. The last thread was a buzzkill.

Posted by: Iamahaiangttiam at December 02, 2012 04:29 PM (nw0Vt)

6 Much better implants.

Posted by: Iamahaiangttiam at December 02, 2012 04:30 PM (nw0Vt)

7 Midriff, pins, boobies, perky little nose, but no elbows visible with that uniform. I'm suspicious.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2012 04:30 PM (Rhie+)

8 I'll forgive the hand poms, just this once.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 02, 2012 04:30 PM (Gk3SS)

9 I'll forgive her anything, just for the cute way she wrinkles her nose.

Posted by: Looking Glass at December 02, 2012 04:31 PM (g3wOT)

10 If you ever doubted that God hates the Lions, the end of that game today should set you straight.

Posted by: Andy at December 02, 2012 04:31 PM (OZPoa)

11 my, she's rather cute.....

Posted by: wiserbud at December 02, 2012 04:31 PM (gCa4h)

12 Yes, I apologize for the lack of elbow visibility. Just presume they're reminiscent of railroad spikes.

Posted by: Andy at December 02, 2012 04:32 PM (OZPoa)

13 I can read her lips

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 02, 2012 04:33 PM (Ai+tZ)

14 9 I'll forgive her anything, just for the cute way she wrinkles her nose. Posted by: Looking Glass at December 02, 2012 08:31 PM (g3wOT) wazzat smell?

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2012 04:33 PM (j7iSn)

8I'll forgive the hand poms, just this once.

Should be hand pomes?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 02, 2012 04:33 PM (US2jM)

16 Tranny surgery is uncanny these days.

Posted by: eman at December 02, 2012 04:34 PM (57VGh)

17 I can read her lips

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 02, 2012 08:33 PM (Ai+tZ)

But do you like what she's saying?

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 02, 2012 04:34 PM (Cnqmv)

18 She is the best thing in a cowboy uniform

Posted by: thunderb at December 02, 2012 04:34 PM (aCsVZ)

....black eyes, like a dolls eyes....

She's a shark!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 02, 2012 04:35 PM (US2jM)

20 I lean both boldly & to the right.

Posted by: Ampersand of Gloating at December 02, 2012 04:36 PM (g3wOT)

21 You know how they say don't google something from the ONT. Well, not the ONT, and I know the subject matter, and was trying to find a link for something to make a different joke, so I googled "Sharp Elbows" and the Horror: The Surprisingly Sharp Elbows of Michelle Obama

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 02, 2012 04:36 PM (/1U3u)

22 Better elbows than the previous post.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 02, 2012 04:36 PM (kqqGm)

23 Eagles suck. And they will beat Dallas.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2012 04:37 PM (85EaA)

24 OT: So this is breaking news out of LA. A suspicious boat rammed a Coast Guard vessel and one Guardsman was killed before the boat and crew were captured. This happened LAST NIGHT and is only being reported now. This is strange...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2012 04:37 PM (XkWWK)

25 But do you like what she's saying? Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 02, 2012 08:34 PM (Cnqmv) How do I put this....yes. Yes I do.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 02, 2012 04:38 PM (Ai+tZ)

26 Panthers suck and they BEAT the Eagles.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at December 02, 2012 04:38 PM (wR+pz)

27 A+

Posted by: Max Wedge at December 02, 2012 04:38 PM (CfGGV)

28 Her lips make Sandra Fluke's piss flaps look like Audie Murphy's saddle bags.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2012 04:38 PM (XkWWK)

29 Crappy game tonight.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2012 04:39 PM (9XBK2)

30 cheerleaders never have outty bellybuttons nowadays

Posted by: akak at December 02, 2012 04:39 PM (eFroM)

31 That's her do my math homework for me smile.

Posted by: eman at December 02, 2012 04:42 PM (57VGh)

32 She's a shark! Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 02, 2012 08:35 PM (US2jM)

No, sir, she's a dolphin.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 02, 2012 04:42 PM (Gk3SS)

33 My ex-girlfriend used to make a face like that when she farted.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2012 04:42 PM (d8K+M)

34 That's definitely her fart face.

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2012 04:43 PM (R18D0)

35 This is strange...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2012 08:37 PM (XkWWK)

Not to worry, DHS was just trying to figure out whether to classify this as "workplace violence" or a "response to an offensive video". A full report will be released as soon as all the facts are in, say in 2017.

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 02, 2012 04:45 PM (Cnqmv)

36 Wrinkles inner thigh. Ugh.

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 04:45 PM (Z30CD)

37 I'd ruin her ass like a bad pupu platter

Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 02, 2012 04:45 PM (Htg5c)

38 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2012 08:30 PM (Rhie+) I wouldn't call that a little nose. Perky, and cute, but not little.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 04:46 PM (67DpE)

39 I see some factory air between those upper thighs.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2012 04:46 PM (85EaA)

40 36 Wrinkles inner thigh. Ugh. Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 08:45 PM (Z30CD) perfectionist

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2012 04:46 PM (j7iSn)

41 ab-so-LUTE--ly

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 04:46 PM (Z30CD)

42 34 That's definitely her fart face. Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2012 08:43 PM (R18D0) I'd bet her farts smell like Glade Magnolia Blossom.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2012 04:46 PM (XkWWK)

43 "Guest Analyst" in the announcing booth? I guess they thought Dennis Miller didn't sound stupid enough. Or maybe they think having an amateur will make the professionals sound better. For some reason I'm missing Joe Theisman announcing on ESPN more and more these days.

Posted by: Looking Glass at December 02, 2012 04:47 PM (g3wOT)

44 FAKE

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 02, 2012 04:47 PM (BgIBZ)

45 Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2012 08:46 PM (j7iSn)

Yes, better is the enemy of good enough!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 02, 2012 04:47 PM (Cnqmv)

46 once again, a disappointingly small amount of fringe.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 02, 2012 04:48 PM (oU9pV)

47 Evenin Horde. The 1981 Annual Cookie Party was a blast. My buddy and I broke out my automatic Nerf guns (google Nerf Stampede and the Vulcan) and laid waste to the kids. Relented and brought out about a half dozen smaller guns and a many pronged battle ensued.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 02, 2012 04:48 PM (GEICT)

48 36 Wrinkles inner thigh. Ugh. Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 08:45 PM (Z30CD) Not wrinkles, finger marks.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 02, 2012 04:50 PM (GEICT)

49 The 1981 Annual Cookie Party was a blast Why aren't you sharing your time machine with us?

Posted by: elizabethe at December 02, 2012 04:50 PM (oU9pV)

50 Looks like a knife wound under her right boob. Better watch that one.

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2012 04:51 PM (R18D0)

51 Oh, I see, it's a reference to your nic. Carry on.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 02, 2012 04:51 PM (oU9pV)

52 Has Andy Reid lined up the offense in the Far formation yet? One TE, a FB behind the QB, and th halfback to the side of the fullback away from the TE? Worst offensive set in modern game and Andy Reid uses it.

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 04:51 PM (Z30CD)

53 Why aren't you sharing your time machine with us?

That's what I'd like to know.

Posted by: John Titor at December 02, 2012 04:52 PM (xKC/c)

54 Looks like a knife wound under her right boob. Better watch that one. Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2012 08:51 PM (R18D0) dude, that's a shadow from her pitiful fringe.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 02, 2012 04:52 PM (oU9pV)

Worst offensive set in modern game and Andy Reid uses it.

Against Dallas he can get away with it.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2012 04:55 PM (85EaA)

56 Worse than the Pro Set/split backs look which is horrible.

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 04:56 PM (Z30CD)

57 Oh ever said this game is going to suck?

Thread winner.

Pixy looks like posting blues. Wonder if he is doing something with the server?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at December 02, 2012 04:56 PM (wR+pz)

58 Of course, she always tried to blame it on the dog.

The dog knew better.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2012 04:57 PM (d8K+M)

59 She could make a diamond three different ways. Muy bueno!

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at December 02, 2012 04:57 PM (CQ+7W)

60 Offensive coaches used to like the Far and Pro sets because San Fansisco used it in what is erroneously known as the West Coast offense. It worked because they had Rathman and Rice, and they could have lined up any old way and found success.

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 04:58 PM (Z30CD)

61 I love the college game. The spread option is incredible. I'm glad that some pro teams are now integrating the Pistol into their offenses now. It's no longer just a gimmick. Buffalo, for instance, runs it in their normal offense quite regularly.

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 05:00 PM (Z30CD)

62 She's cute and looks like she's having fun.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at December 02, 2012 05:00 PM (Gmp2Z)

63 Washington uses Pistol H Twins Strong and other pistol sets quite a bit to take advantage of Griffin's excellent play action and running, as well as his accuracy.

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 05:00 PM (Z30CD)

64 You know what they say...... Once the Camel gets it's toe under the tent......

Posted by: truck monkey at December 02, 2012 05:01 PM (jucos)

65 Hiya BC! Here: mildly NSFW. http://pxlpl.us/nxr7

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 02, 2012 05:01 PM (Ai+tZ)

66 I ain't be seein' no elbows there.....

camel toes, yes.....elbows..um. no

Posted by: tc at December 02, 2012 05:03 PM (wb4qc)

67 There's a rumor out here that Chip Kelly will be coaching the Eagles next year. Anybody heard anything like that?

Posted by: Vertov at December 02, 2012 05:05 PM (rRr9n)

68 That mid section looks like its been carved from bronze.

Posted by: EC at December 02, 2012 05:06 PM (doBIb)

69 Ugh... Never try talking Xs and Os with bewbs in sight.

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 05:07 PM (Z30CD)

70 Left nipple poking out?

Posted by: EC at December 02, 2012 05:07 PM (doBIb)

Ugh... Never try talking Xs and Os with bewbs in sight.

I'd run HER pro-set.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2012 05:08 PM (85EaA)

72 There's a rumor out here that Chip Kelly will be coaching the Eagles next year. Anybody heard anything like that? *** http://on.nfl.com/TzWLNV

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:08 PM (piMMO)

73 Gene Kelly would do a better job. Who is Chip Kelly?

Posted by: truck monkey at December 02, 2012 05:08 PM (jucos)

74 Hiya DC! Very nice, Ms. Ryder makes an early appearance. Had a seriously fun, Moron style evening. How you guys doin?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 02, 2012 05:08 PM (GEICT)

75 Send her on the long range space missions?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 05:08 PM (BZocQ)

76 Left nipple poking out? **** That's s PLEAT jackass!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:09 PM (piMMO)

77 I like this cheerleader. She gets me pumped up.

Posted by: Daybrother at December 02, 2012 05:10 PM (+paCV)

78 Gene Kelly would do a better job. *** live or dead.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:10 PM (piMMO)

79 That's s PLEAT jackass! A pokey pleat?

Posted by: EC at December 02, 2012 05:10 PM (doBIb)

80 Dallas Receivers: Run your assigned routes, and when your covered, stop and watch your QB get sacked. Don't even try to make a play. That is all.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 02, 2012 05:11 PM (BVkEs)

81 adam's apple , and even laser derm can't hide 5 o clock shadow...

pom poms can hide man - hands though. poor thing.

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at December 02, 2012 05:11 PM (EZl54)

Thanks for the link.

Chip Kelly coaches U of Oregon

6-7 years ago was the offensive coordinator for New Hampshire

Posted by: Vertov at December 02, 2012 05:12 PM (rRr9n)

83 Saw Santa, ate sushi and Thai food, drinking heavily for the next 30 minutes. Also, did 3 pullups weighted with 115 lbs. so, a good day.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 02, 2012 05:12 PM (Ai+tZ)

84 Looks like it's about to eat her shorts.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 02, 2012 05:12 PM (BgIBZ)

Is this the ONT?

Except it's called the NFL tonight?

What gives? Not much content, except the young woman dressed as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.

Weird ONT.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is not Santa Claus at December 02, 2012 05:12 PM (Md8Uo)

86 That's s PLEAT jackass! A pokey pleat? **** Will you feel better if I say it's a nipple?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:12 PM (piMMO)

87 If that is a nipple she has a horrible plastic surgeon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 05:13 PM (BZocQ)

88 86 A pokey pleat? **** Will you feel better if I say it's a nipple? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 09:12 PM (piMMO) You new here?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 02, 2012 05:13 PM (GEICT)

89 Will you feel better if I say it's a nipple? That's a really pointy pleat. Occam's Razor says its a nipple.

Posted by: EC at December 02, 2012 05:13 PM (doBIb)

90 @25

She's saying "I much fear trouble.. in... the fuselage, Frederick!"

Posted by: General Woundwort at December 02, 2012 05:13 PM (0fxcV)

91 You new here? **** I know! WTH was I thinking? Just call me the dream killer.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:14 PM (piMMO)

92 Well, beauty seems to be Progressing toward new heights of artificiality.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 02, 2012 05:14 PM (L7dvG)

93 did 3 pullups weighted with 115 lbs. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 02, 2012 09:12 PM (Ai+tZ) Go on...... or do I mean .....How YOU doin?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 05:15 PM (67DpE)

94 I would eat the peanuts out of her...

Posted by: Al at December 02, 2012 05:15 PM (V70Uh)

95 You're welcome. http://tinyurl.com/bq5w6b2

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 02, 2012 05:16 PM (GEICT)

Rough crowd!

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 05:16 PM (xfRvq)

97 95 You're welcome. http://tinyurl.com/bq5w6b2 Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 02, 2012 09:16 PM (GEICT) --- Fingers. Triggers. What's wrong with me.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 02, 2012 05:17 PM (BgIBZ)

98 If you can't trust your players on Twitter...you probably can't trust them on 3rd down. - Chip Kelly Who's he knocking?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:17 PM (piMMO)

99 http://tinyurl.com/bq5w6b2 UMP and G36. Nice hardware. ....and software.

Posted by: EC at December 02, 2012 05:17 PM (doBIb)

100 MISS TAMMY!! I have a happy now.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 02, 2012 05:18 PM (Ai+tZ)

101 99 http://tinyurl.com/bq5w6b2 UMP and G36. Nice hardware. ....and software. Posted by: EC at December 02, 2012 09:17 PM (doBIb) No idea what you just said. Starin at hot chicks with guns.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 02, 2012 05:19 PM (GEICT)

102 DC! I have a happy, too! How are your dear ladies?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 05:19 PM (67DpE)

103 I would like to upload into that software.

Posted by: Al at December 02, 2012 05:19 PM (V70Uh)

104 BC, those broads gotta learn to keep the booger hook off of the damn bang switch. But, they have nice cans, so we'll call it square.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 02, 2012 05:20 PM (Ai+tZ)

105 I got nothin', except eggnog with Jack Daniel's in it

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 05:21 PM (8sCoq)

106 Go Eagles!

Posted by: Zakn at December 02, 2012 05:21 PM (zyaZ1)

107

I would eat the peanuts out of her

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If you squeeze her just right the will just pop out.

Posted by: truck monkey at December 02, 2012 05:21 PM (jucos)

108 No idea what you just said. Starin at hot chicks with guns. I like the guns and the guns.

Posted by: EC at December 02, 2012 05:23 PM (doBIb)

109 Tammy, took Princess to se Santa today, and the awesome train garden they had, where buttons on the outside of the tack control suff inside, so Princess could push a button nd make a Huey fly around or make a merry-go-round spin. In a word, perfect. How you doing?

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 02, 2012 05:23 PM (Ai+tZ)

110 Hey Drudge fixed the "Hobbit" link. It's no longer pulling in Valerie Jarrett.

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 02, 2012 05:25 PM (QTHTd)

111

98If you can't trust your players on Twitter...you probably can't trust them on 3rd down. - Chip Kelly

Who's he knocking?

Coach at Wash State. Mike Leach? Banned his guys from twitter after one of them knocked the AD.

Posted by: Vertov at December 02, 2012 05:25 PM (rRr9n)

112 I need one of you mathematical geniuses or maybe one of you damn dirty foreigners (NTTAWWT, or that dirty foreigners can't also be mathematical geniuses) to tell me how much 200mls of body cream is. I need a visual here.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 05:26 PM (67DpE)

113 Hey, I heard the N.F.L. is Socialist now.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 02, 2012 05:26 PM (1V6Pv)

114 Ohh, yum. Wanna share Jones? Sounds yummy.

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 05:26 PM (xfRvq)

115 AbSoLuteLy

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 05:27 PM (I2LwF)

116 how fucking hard is it to find a good looking cheerleader?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

117 I need one of you mathematical geniuses or maybe one of you damn dirty foreigners (NTTAWWT, or that dirty foreigners can't also be mathematical geniuses) to tell me how much 200mls of body cream is. I need a visual here. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 09:26 PM (67DpE) it is easier to show you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

118 > Ohh, yum. Wanna share Jones? Sounds yummy.

normally I would, but since Nov 6 it's every moron for him/herself. I blame the President.

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 05:28 PM (8sCoq)

119 a soda - can - has 350 ml

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

120 112 I need one of you mathematical geniuses or maybe one of you damn dirty foreigners (NTTAWWT, or that dirty foreigners can't also be mathematical geniuses) to tell me how much 200mls of body cream is. I need a visual here. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 09:26 PM (67DpE) 3/4 cup?

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2012 05:30 PM (j7iSn)

121 >

to tell me how much 200mls of body cream is.

I need a visual here.

less than a cup

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 05:30 PM (8sCoq)

122 112 I need one of you mathematical geniuses or maybe one of you damn dirty foreigners (NTTAWWT, or that dirty foreigners can't also be mathematical geniuses) to tell me how much 200mls of body cream is. I need a visual here. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 09:26 PM (67DpE) it is dependent upon how you apply the cream.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

123 I need a visual here 200 ml is about 7 oz.

Posted by: EC at December 02, 2012 05:31 PM (doBIb)

124 112 I need one of you mathematical geniuses or maybe one of you damn dirty foreigners (NTTAWWT, or that dirty foreigners can't also be mathematical geniuses) to tell me how much 200mls of body cream is. I need a visual here. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 09:26 PM (67DpE) slightly less than a handful

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

125 Hell of an apple

Posted by: Evilpens at December 02, 2012 05:31 PM (ck76k)

126 "Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 09:30 PM (8sCoq) " 8s coq.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 02, 2012 05:31 PM (L7dvG)

127 Ha, been stockin up on lots of stuff since Nov 6.

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 05:32 PM (xfRvq)

128 Tammy--about 6oz

Abit smaller than the average bottle of nail polish remover

Posted by: JeanQueenie at December 02, 2012 05:32 PM (Gmp2Z)

129 Tammy, a mL is exactly the same as a gram. If you have a food scale, weigh it out. If not. Here's a comparison: a tablespoon is 30 gm. So, you're looking at roughly 7 Tbs of body cream. In exchange for this advice, I require a detailed description (with photographic evidence) of where said body cream will be applied.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 02, 2012 05:32 PM (Ai+tZ)

130 I need a visual here.

*squirt*

Posted by: Anthony W. at December 02, 2012 05:32 PM (Qt9M4)

131 How much is 10cc of cream?

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2012 05:32 PM (85EaA)

132

121 > to tell me how much 200mls of body cream is.
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I've never actually measured the cream I've produced.

Posted by: truck monkey at December 02, 2012 05:32 PM (jucos)

133 200 ml is slightly more than 3/4 cup.

Posted by: Al at December 02, 2012 05:32 PM (V70Uh)

134 District 9 coming on BBC now

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:33 PM (piMMO)

135 How much is 10cc of cream 1 cc is the same as 1ml.

Posted by: EC at December 02, 2012 05:33 PM (doBIb)

136 Yeah, I know, a Tbs is not 30 g. 2tbs is. Mea culpa.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 02, 2012 05:34 PM (Ai+tZ)

137 "129 Tammy, a mL is exactly the same as a gram. If you have a food scale, weigh it out. If not. Here's a comparison: a tablespoon is 30 gm. So, you're looking at roughly 7 Tbs of body cream. In exchange for this advice, I require a detailed description (with photographic evidence) of where said body cream will be applied. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 02, 2012 09:32 PM (Ai+tZ) " Ls measure volume. gs measure mass. Whatever equivalence exists, would only be in the case of water.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 02, 2012 05:34 PM (L7dvG)

138 Yeah, I know, a Tbs is not 30 g. 2tbs is. Mea culpa. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 02, 2012 09:34 PM (Ai+tZ) yeah how many tbsp in a shot? dimebag?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

139 I like gram crackers.

Posted by: eman at December 02, 2012 05:35 PM (57VGh)

140 Tammy, I cannot believe you asked that. How are you?

Posted by: Elizabethe at December 02, 2012 05:35 PM (oU9pV)

141 which is bigger: a jot or a tittle?

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 05:35 PM (8sCoq)

142 And that would be at a specific temperature and pressure.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 02, 2012 05:35 PM (L7dvG)

143 Ls measure volume. gs measure mass. Whatever equivalence exists, would only be in the case of water 1 ml = 1 gram if we're talking water.

Posted by: EC at December 02, 2012 05:36 PM (doBIb)

144 "143 Ls measure volume. gs measure mass. Whatever equivalence exists, would only be in the case of water 1 ml = 1 gram if we're talking water. Posted by: EC at December 02, 2012 09:36 PM (doBIb) " So, like I said, then.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 02, 2012 05:36 PM (L7dvG)

145 which is bigger: a jot or a tittle? Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 09:35 PM (8sCoq) Depends on the altitude.

Posted by: eman at December 02, 2012 05:37 PM (57VGh)

146 How do you convert grams to shit tons?

Posted by: Butters at December 02, 2012 05:37 PM (NIZHJ)

147 6 minutes into District 9. Is this a metaphor for jihad?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:37 PM (piMMO)

148 Whatevs.... Cheerleader's left nipple is excited and is ready for her close up.

Posted by: EC at December 02, 2012 05:37 PM (doBIb)

149 which is bigger: a jot or a tittle? **** depends if it's hay or bricks.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:37 PM (piMMO)

150 How do you convert grams to shit tons?

How do you convert grams to Uptons?

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 02, 2012 05:38 PM (Qt9M4)

151 Well this has gone from a smart military blog to a metric blog.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 05:38 PM (BZocQ)

152 What's the Lovin Spoonful?

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2012 05:38 PM (85EaA)

153 http://tinyurl.com/cqgc9f3 Nutjob Jevan Belcher shot his GF 9.................. 9 Times

Posted by: Evilpens at December 02, 2012 05:38 PM (ck76k)

154 a tablespoon is 30 gm.

a tablespoon is 15gms.

Posted by: Math guy at December 02, 2012 05:39 PM (gCa4h)

155 Well this has gone from a smart military blog to a metric blog. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 09:38 PM (BZocQ) I hate the metric system. everytime I travel too and from europe switching to metric time throws me all of schedule. effin ten hour days.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

156 Philly's having a bad season, but the Cowboys can only get a FG off them so far

it's ab- solute- ly delicious

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 05:39 PM (8sCoq)

157 I think metric is for soccer playing surrender monkeys.

Posted by: Butters at December 02, 2012 05:39 PM (NIZHJ)

158 District 9 coming on BBC now Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 09:33 PM (piMMO) Strange ass movie

Posted by: Evilpens at December 02, 2012 05:39 PM (ck76k)

159 "151 Well this has gone from a smart military blog to a metric blog. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 09:38 PM (BZocQ) " It's 1/1000 of a kiloblog.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 02, 2012 05:39 PM (L7dvG)

160 How do you convert grams to shit tons? Posted by: Butters at December 02, 2012 09:37 PM (NIZHJ) The metric shit tonne or the American shit ton?

Posted by: eman at December 02, 2012 05:39 PM (57VGh)

161 One ounce=30 ml or 30 cc

Posted by: Museisluse at December 02, 2012 05:39 PM (SsWgR)

162 typo. 15mls.

Posted by: Math guy at December 02, 2012 05:39 PM (gCa4h)

163 Okay eggheads, how many tablespoons = 1 stone?

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 02, 2012 05:39 PM (tOkJB)

164 The Bronson Scale is metric

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 05:40 PM (8sCoq)

165 I also cannot believe I am scrutinizing a cheerleader pic to figure out where I fall on the great "nipple/pleat debate" of 2012.

Posted by: Elizabethe at December 02, 2012 05:40 PM (oU9pV)

166 I thought tablespoons were measured in milliliters.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2012 05:40 PM (sdi6R)

167 Strange ass movie Notice how racist all the Africans are?

Posted by: EC at December 02, 2012 05:40 PM (doBIb)

168 There is a little over 7 grams in a quarter ounce.

Posted by: Butters at December 02, 2012 05:40 PM (NIZHJ)

169 next we'll break down 19th century English coinage

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 05:41 PM (8sCoq)

170

Tittle is always bigger than a jot.

Where did you go to school? K-Mart?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is not Santa Claus at December 02, 2012 05:41 PM (Md8Uo)

171 355 is a 12 oz beer. 750 is a little less than a fifth.

These are all the metric numbers you need to know.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at December 02, 2012 05:41 PM (wR+pz)

172 168 There is a little over 7 grams in a quarter ounce. True. Don't ask me how I know that.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2012 05:41 PM (sdi6R)

173 Well, my goodness, thanks! I had no idea so many of you knew so much about metrics. This is some high falutin' scented body creme and I didn't want to be disappointed in how much I'm getting. Is 3/4s of a cup about right, then? Not a lot for a hundred bucks. elizabethe, hello! DC, your day does indeed sound perfect. Yankee!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 05:41 PM (67DpE)

174 How much is a buck 298?

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2012 05:41 PM (85EaA)

175 163 Okay eggheads, how many tablespoons = 1 stone? Posted by: Ed Anger at December 02, 2012 09:39 PM (tOkJB) 500 megajoules

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2012 05:42 PM (j7iSn)

176 "I say, a penny farthing for your thoughts."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 05:42 PM (BZocQ)

177 "169 next we'll break down 19th century English coinage Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 09:41 PM (8sCoq) " "8s coq" has pretty much been the apex of this thread.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 02, 2012 05:42 PM (L7dvG)

178 169 I don't get any of that. I never understand when Penny Birch starts talking money.

Posted by: Butters at December 02, 2012 05:42 PM (NIZHJ)

179 MissTammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

180 168 There is a little over 7 grams in a quarter ounce.

Posted by: Butters at December 02, 2012 09:40 PM (NIZHJ)

Wrong, an Eight ball is a quarter oz.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 02, 2012 05:42 PM (wR+pz)

181 "District 9" = containing the refugees is futile.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 02, 2012 05:42 PM (1V6Pv)

182 >Is 3/4s of a cup about right, then? Not a lot for a hundred bucks.

oh it's plenty. Say, I'd like to talk to you about an exciting vacation property opportunity.

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 05:42 PM (8sCoq)

183 or 13 moles

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

184 Elizabethe, tis one of the great and pressing matters of this relative time frame.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 05:43 PM (BZocQ)

185 That cannot possibly be a nipple. If she were doing a backbend, maybe?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 05:43 PM (67DpE)

186 500 megajoules Correct. And the conversion factor from megajoules to furlongs is?

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 02, 2012 05:43 PM (tOkJB)

187 Wrong, an Eight ball is a quarter oz. Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 02, 2012 09:42 PM (wR+pz) how much does an eight ball of tigerblood go for?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

188 UK's newest tactic to catch tax evaders: checking credit reports http://bit.ly/RuIZgf

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:44 PM (piMMO)

189 Cowboys 1st n goal inside the 1

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 05:44 PM (8sCoq)

190

Nutjob Jevan Belcher shot his GF 9.................. 9 Times

And the excuses start.

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 05:44 PM (xfRvq)

191 Anna and Tammy I also say pleat.

Posted by: Elizabethe at December 02, 2012 05:44 PM (oU9pV)

192 Do you figure the game is better then this Moonshiner show?

Posted by: Butters at December 02, 2012 05:44 PM (NIZHJ)

193 Do all the conversions you want.

http://tinyurl.com/b9lph

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 02, 2012 05:44 PM (wR+pz)

194 185 That cannot possibly be a nipple. If she were doing a backbend, maybe? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 09:43 PM (67DpE) if it is a nipple she needs to sue someone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:44 PM (Z9EHQ)

195 Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 09:42 PM (8sCoq) Will there be eggnog involved?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 05:44 PM (67DpE)

196 186 500 megajoules Correct. And the conversion factor from megajoules to furlongs is? Posted by: Ed Anger at December 02, 2012 09:43 PM (tOkJB) 23 rods

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2012 05:44 PM (j7iSn)

197 Tittle is always bigger than a jot. Where did you go to school? K-Mart? Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is not Santa Claus at December 02, 2012 09:41 PM (Md8Uo) Nobody puts jot in a corner.

Posted by: eman at December 02, 2012 05:44 PM (57VGh)

198 Romo has a hot wife..who'd a thought?

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2012 05:44 PM (85EaA)

199 That cannot possibly be a nipple. If she were doing a backbend, maybe? **** shhh don't destroy the dream

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:44 PM (piMMO)

200 A fuck ton is 10 shitloads, or 8 metric shitloads.

A metric fuck tonne is two metric shitloads.

Posted by: General Woundwort at December 02, 2012 05:45 PM (0fxcV)

201 It's too far north to be a nipple.

Maybe it's a big honking zit.

Posted by: Al at December 02, 2012 05:45 PM (V70Uh)

202 As I said before, if that is a nipple she had a bad plastic surgeon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 05:45 PM (BZocQ)

203 176 "I say, a penny farthing for your thoughts." Here you go. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ9AqRAwgK4

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2012 05:45 PM (sdi6R)

204 That cannot possibly be a nipple.

Maybe she's a Scaramanga.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 02, 2012 05:45 PM (Qt9M4)

205 I'm sure these cheerleaders use nipple guards specifically to avoid nipple action. I can't believe I'm actually commenting on this.

Posted by: IC at December 02, 2012 05:45 PM (z4Cjb)

206 @188

So, looks like we are all going to a cash economy?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 02, 2012 05:46 PM (wR+pz)

207 Or a wart.

Posted by: Al at December 02, 2012 05:46 PM (V70Uh)

208 "202 As I said before, if that is a nipple she had a bad plastic surgeon. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 09:45 PM (BZocQ) " It's a nipple.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 02, 2012 05:46 PM (L7dvG)

209 much less time wold be wasted on these things if cheerleaders were simply topless. problem solved.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

210 >Will there be eggnog involved?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 09:44 PM (67DpE)

I am definitely into the nog tonight. Til I run out of whiskey or fall asleep on the couch.

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 05:46 PM (8sCoq)

211 Piffle Scaramanga, Anne Boleyn.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 05:46 PM (BZocQ)

212 How much isa buck 298? **** How much is a Buckcherry?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:47 PM (piMMO)

213 I'd drink her bath water.

Posted by: grease monkey at December 02, 2012 05:47 PM (VSWPU)

214 A metric shit ton of feathers happens to weight as much as a metric shit ton of bricks, it must happens to take up a whole lot more room.

Posted by: truck monkey at December 02, 2012 05:47 PM (jucos)

215 "211 Piffle Scaramanga, Anne Boleyn. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 09:46 PM (BZocQ) " Off with her top!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 02, 2012 05:47 PM (L7dvG)

216

Romo has a hot wife?

Bet she's his beard, and Jerry Jones is paying for it, because he can't admit that his quarterback is a failure. Because every year the guys on ESPN tell me that the Cowboys have so much talent.

Ayeah.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is not Santa Claus at December 02, 2012 05:47 PM (Md8Uo)

217 @186 And the conversion factor from megajoules to furlongs is? 50 Quatloos on the newcomer.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 02, 2012 05:47 PM (1V6Pv)

218 Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 02, 2012 09:44 PM (wR+pz) I appreciate your help but I'm female. Converting it to ounces isn't especially helpful. I need to know how much it is in terms something I already know, like a stick of butter or something. The nail polish remover example was perfect except I don't mess with my nails, so I have no idea how much a small size is.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 05:47 PM (67DpE)

219 So, looks like we are all going to a cash economy? *** that would be my guess

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:48 PM (piMMO)

220 214 A metric shit ton of feathers happens to weight as much as a metric shit ton of bricks, it must happens to take up a whole lot more room. Posted by: truck monkey at December 02, 2012 09:47 PM (jucos) Strange, isn't it?

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2012 05:48 PM (j7iSn)

221 much less time wold be wasted on these things if cheerleaders were simply topless. Here here!

Posted by: EC at December 02, 2012 05:48 PM (doBIb)

222 What's a Greek earn?

Posted by: Dan Rowan at December 02, 2012 05:48 PM (tOkJB)

223 I appreciate your help but I'm female. Converting it to ounces isn't especially helpful. I need to know how much it is in terms something I already know, like a stick of butter or something. ***** You're KILLING me!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:48 PM (piMMO)

224 It's a microphone. The imac lets you magnify the image with ease and you can see it is a microphone.

Posted by: eman at December 02, 2012 05:48 PM (57VGh)

225 Cowboys vs Eagles ...

Isn't this game actually two drunk guys fighting over who gets to take the fat girl home?

Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at December 02, 2012 05:49 PM (wwsoB)

226 153 http://tinyurl.com/cqgc9f3 Nutjob Jevan Belcher shot his GF 9.................. 9 Times Posted by: Evilpens at December 02, 2012 09:38 PM (ck76k) Barbed. Cock. Of. Satan. And FFS Miss Tammy, look what you've done.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 02, 2012 05:49 PM (GEICT)

227 @222

Ungatz on pumpernickle.

Posted by: General Woundwort at December 02, 2012 05:49 PM (0fxcV)

228 "224 It's a microphone. The imac lets you magnify the image with ease and you can see it is a microphone. Posted by: eman at December 02, 2012 09:48 PM (57VGh) " Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 02, 2012 05:49 PM (L7dvG)

229 Her nipple is half way between the two stars, that is a button.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 02, 2012 05:49 PM (wR+pz)

230 222 What's a Greek earn? Posted by: Dan Rowan at December 02, 2012 09:48 PM (tOkJB) A vessel for storing wine or olive oil.

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2012 05:50 PM (j7iSn)

231

And the Philadelphia Eagles were supposed to be some kind of dream team. I know that I heard that sometime about two years ago.

Can you slap those guys at ESPN with a pickaxe for reporting malpractice?

Wouldn't you like to see Chris Berman with a pickaxe in his head?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is not Santa Claus at December 02, 2012 05:50 PM (Md8Uo)

232 @222 about a trireme, plus bennies plus vacation

Posted by: Thorvald at December 02, 2012 05:51 PM (1V6Pv)

233 http://tinyurl.com/cqgc9f3 Nutjob Jevan Belcher shot his GF 9.................. 9 Times *** the picture is chilling. She looks like such a light, happy person with an easy smile. He looks homicidal.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:51 PM (piMMO)

234 OK, 200 ml is slightly more than 1 and one-half sticks of butter.

Posted by: Al at December 02, 2012 05:51 PM (V70Uh)

235 "230 222 What's a Greek earn? Posted by: Dan Rowan at December 02, 2012 09:48 PM (tOkJB) A vessel for storing wine or olive oil. Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2012 09:50 PM (j7iSn) " What is "Nothing, because Socialism ruined the Greek economy, Alex?"

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 02, 2012 05:51 PM (L7dvG)

236 NDH, I apologize for my feeble mindedness. I can't parallel park worth a damn, either.

BC, who knew we had so many math geeks here???

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 05:51 PM (67DpE)

237 Tony Romo goes to bed every night thanking God that he's not Mark Sanchez

Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at December 02, 2012 05:51 PM (wwsoB)

238 There is less than $1's worth of ingredients in a gallon of beer.

Posted by: Butters at December 02, 2012 05:52 PM (NIZHJ)

239 >Wouldn't you like to see Chris Berman with a pickaxe in his head?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is not Santa Claus at December 02, 2012 09:50 PM (Md8Uo)

Steven A Smith is pickaxe-worthy in my book.

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 05:52 PM (8sCoq)

240 218 Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 02, 2012 09:44 PM (wR+pz) I need to know how much it is in terms something I already know, like a stick of butter or something. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 09:47 PM (67DpE) --- Look at this: http://bit.ly/Vn6bdQ The numbers are in ml

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 02, 2012 05:53 PM (BgIBZ)

241 How many courics in a metric shit ton?

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2012 05:53 PM (d8K+M)

242 225 Cowboys vs Eagles ... Isn't this game actually two drunk guys fighting over who gets to take the fat girl home? Can they both lose? I noticed that Dallas is in the NFC East, while St. Louis is in the NFC West. What did they do, flip a coin?

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2012 05:53 PM (sdi6R)

243 There is never a pickaxe around when you need one.

Posted by: Butters at December 02, 2012 05:53 PM (NIZHJ)

244 >Tony Romo goes to bed every night thanking God that he's not Mark Sanchez

and that he chewed his way out of the Jessica Simpson beartrap

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 05:53 PM (8sCoq)

245 And the Philadelphia Eagles were supposed to be some kind of dream team. I know that I heard that sometime about two years ago.

Can you slap those guys at ESPN with a pickaxe for reporting malpractice?

Wouldn't you like to see Chris Berman with a pickaxe in his head? Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is not Santa Claus at December 02, 2012 09:50 PM

Remember, Tony Romo is one of the elite quarterbacks because the experts on ESPN say so

Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at December 02, 2012 05:54 PM (wwsoB)

246

Okay, let's see some hands here.

Pickaxe in Berman's head?

Pickaxe in Steven Smith's head?

Anyone else need a pickaxe?

I know that Bill Cowher needs a spit guard, because he sprays all over the place when talks.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is not Santa Claus at December 02, 2012 05:54 PM (Md8Uo)

247 @218

If you will look at the conversion link, it lists all of the available units of measure. When in doubt, simply put what you want to convert into google and let them tell you....This is not rocket science unless you went to UNC. Then call a State or Duke friend to help you.

A stick of butter is 8 tablespoons, or 1/2 cup. It's printed on the stick.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 02, 2012 05:54 PM (wR+pz)

248 Why, thank you Al! And everyone else, too. The body lotion at $75 for 300mls is clearly a better buy, but then you don't get the crystal container. And probably less softness. Decisions, decisions. Talk about your first world problem..... Jones, Thor is having brandy in his eggnog tonight. 1800 miles away, damn it all to hell.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 05:54 PM (67DpE)

249 242 They wanted to retain the old division rivals.

Posted by: Butters at December 02, 2012 05:54 PM (NIZHJ)

250 Moron Conversions.

You can type something like: convert 200 ml in ounces right into Google and it pops up the "google conversion" tool. You've got to be crafty like BCochran1981 and realize things about the units your using, like for converting mL that's only good for water at sea level at 4 degrees C. Google, like Walmart will eventually put these local conversion apps out of business.
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convert 200 ml in ounces.
That metric conversion link at the Tiny Url works well too, "do all the conversions you want"
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_ _ _ _ _ Local Made in USA Conversion App__
I've been using this guy's software, Josh Madison (free) "convert.exe" since the 90's, but its not all inclusive:
http://tinyurl.com/3avu8sg
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Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 05:54 PM (PALjS)

251 Btw, I brought in the wife on Nipplegate. "No fucking way that's a nipple. It's prob where they pinned her bra to her uniform. They do that to make sure that the bra is never seen."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 02, 2012 05:55 PM (GEICT)

252 I appreciate your help but I'm female. Converting it to ounces isn't especially helpful. I need to know how much it is in terms something I already know, like a stick of butter or something. The nail polish remover example was perfect except I don't mess with my nails, so I have no idea how much a small size is. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 09:47 PM (67DpE) so no spanking of any kind involved

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:55 PM (Z9EHQ)

253 Later, all. God bless.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 02, 2012 05:55 PM (L7dvG)

254 200 A fuck ton is 10 shitloads, or 8 metric shitloads. A metric fuck tonne is two metric shitloads. Posted by: General Woundwort at December 02, 2012 09:45 PM (0fxcV) I think that might be the thread winner, but it's still early yet.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2012 05:55 PM (sdi6R)

255 now 25 minutes into District 9. WTF are they building?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:55 PM (piMMO)

256 i am watching an obama campaign commercial right now, on SNF

wtf?

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 05:56 PM (8sCoq)

257 ont up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 05:56 PM (piMMO)

258 WTF are they building?! A way back home.

Posted by: EC at December 02, 2012 05:56 PM (doBIb)

259 Yankeefifth, I see that we sometimes think alike.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is not Santa Claus at December 02, 2012 05:57 PM (Md8Uo)

260

How many courics in a metric shit ton?

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2012 09:53 PM (d8K+M)

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2/3 of 1/2

Posted by: truck monkey at December 02, 2012 05:58 PM (jucos)

261 This is not rocket science unless you went to UNC. You will be delighted to know that I did go to UNC for a short time

Metrics was not involved, though James Worthy defended me against some rich Duke mother fuckers who would not take no for an answer.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 05:58 PM (67DpE)

262 247 A stick of butter is 8 tablespoons, or 1/2 cup. It's printed on the stick. Actually, it's printed on the paper wrapper, not the stick itself.

Posted by: Dept. of Pedantry at December 02, 2012 05:59 PM (sdi6R)

263 Camel toe beats elbow every time and twice on Sunday. This one will make the Big Guy's suspenders tense up big time.

Posted by: The reindeer at December 02, 2012 05:59 PM (+CR9l)

264 Bob Costas is a piece of fucking shit.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 02, 2012 06:02 PM (BVkEs)

265 Yankeefifth, I see that we sometimes think alike. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is not Santa Claus at December 02, 2012 09:57 PM (Md8Uo) great minds do.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

266 Bob Costas lecturing others about stupid cliches

While he spouts stupid cliches

Then he quotes overgrown retard Jason Whitlock's article on gun control

Belcher and his baby mama would be alive today if there weren't guns?

Costas, your picture is in the dictionary next to "stupid cliches"

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2012 06:03 PM (wwsoB)

267 so did fuckwad bob costas make a statement against the second ammendment in the middle of a football game?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:03 PM (Z9EHQ)

268 appreciate your help but I'm female. Converting it to ounces isn't especially helpful.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 09:47 PM (67DpE)
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I believe the answer then, is 1.5 sticks of butter. (where the hell's ChemJeff when you need him) I think someone earlier said 3/4 cup, which is the same as 1.5 sticks of butter, but Jim! Ray hasn't invited me over yet to bake cookies with him, so I'm not exactly practiced up on my butterstick measurements
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Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 06:04 PM (PALjS)

269 I hate both teams but the tie breaker is my old boss. The asshole is an Eagles fan so I have to root for the Cowboys. Can't watch the game in this room, however, because my TV died yesterday. It was the first "modern" TV to die on me and it was kinda interesting. It started a few years ago with a purple or yellow tinted blob appearing here and there on the screen. Later the top fifth or so of the picture had fine white horizontal lines across it. Then the sound started dropping from some channels. As more channels lost their sound, some switched to Spanish. I saw the shinebox scene from Goodfellas in Spanish! Narration accompanied the soundtrack in other channels, while yet on other channels I could only get the "sound" track (eg. car engines, theme music) without voices. I wish I had seen the final death throes, but I left it on and when I came back a few minutes later it was stone cold dead. I wonder what its last seconds were like.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 02, 2012 06:04 PM (tOkJB)

270 Dear Bob Costas

Your gun control drivel wasted two minutes of my life I will never get back

You're gonna hear from my lawyer

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2012 06:04 PM (wwsoB)

271 yeah having a gun was awful. would have been better if he had choked her out then choked himself out in a locker full of his teammates.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

272 How nice, NBC uses their half-time show to quote liberal Jason Whitlock and his anti-gun screed.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2012 06:05 PM (vUK/h)

273 If it weren't for hunting knives, Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman would be alive today

Posted by: Bizarro Bob Costas at December 02, 2012 06:05 PM (wwsoB)

274 Just scrolled up to see I wasn't the only one disgusted by Costas' BS.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2012 06:06 PM (vUK/h)

275 ever see a guy choke himself out - really awful

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

276 112 I need one of you mathematical geniuses or maybe one of you damn dirty foreigners (NTTAWWT, or that dirty foreigners can't also be mathematical geniuses) to tell me how much 200mls of body cream is. I need a visual here. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2012 09:26 PM (67DpE) ~~~~ 6.7 fluid ounces Plastic pop bottle is 16.9 fluid ounces, the kind you get at the quickey-mart.

Posted by: The reindeer at December 02, 2012 06:06 PM (RXQ2T)

277 Hey Costas, would you and Fat Ass Whitlock feel better if Belcher had beat her to death with a hammer and set himself on fire in the Arrowhead Stadium parking lot?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2012 06:06 PM (wwsoB)

278 256 i am watching an obama campaign commercial right now, on SNF
wtf?
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 02, 2012 09:56 PM
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Did it end with 0bam_a 2016 ?

Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 06:07 PM (PALjS)

279 interestingly no one made the plane control argument in the aftermath of 911. did anyone make any anti-gun arguments following the workplace violence at fort hood?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:07 PM (Z9EHQ)

280 You knew leftist midget Bobby costas wouldn't let pass an opportunity to turn a tragedy into a political editorial.

Posted by: some dope at December 02, 2012 06:08 PM (+kznc)

281 Bob Costas stepped in it.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 02, 2012 06:08 PM (BVkEs)

282 bob costas is an escaped equipment manager, he should be washing jocks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:09 PM (Z9EHQ)

283 Missed that Bob Costas but that is what the mute button is for.

Posted by: Bolshy Yarbles at December 02, 2012 06:10 PM (Kflw4)

284 Re: Bob Costas. That was some of the dumbest shit i've heard in a long time. Belcher and his baby mama would still be alive if Belcher didn't own a gun? WTF? I'm turning off the game. I hate both of those fucking teams anyway.

Posted by: yinzer at December 02, 2012 06:10 PM (2GZPT)

285 Holy shit is Costas an idiot. People are going off about it on the Sunday Night Football facebook page.

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at December 02, 2012 06:10 PM (TbJbY)

286 costas needs to lose his job over this.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

287 As if NBC wasn't bad enough the rest of the week, now the liberal gun control talking points have invaded SNF. Pathetic.

Posted by: dax at December 02, 2012 06:13 PM (gUYGX)

288 What do you expect from NBC? I tuned the game off, I just remembered why I refuse to watch NBC.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 02, 2012 06:13 PM (rwioF)

289 So Bob Costas is claiming the murderer was a republican?

Preposterous.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2012 06:16 PM (d8K+M)

290 Let's ask Whitlock and Costas if their felching of Michael Vick and Ray Lewis glorifies the gangsta culture with its gun violence?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2012 06:16 PM (wwsoB)

291 Yes Bob if we ban those evil guns utopia will commence and we'll sit around discussing obscure baseball stats from the 1899 season.

Posted by: Specs Toporcer at December 02, 2012 06:18 PM (Kflw4)

292 This is why we need a boycott. It is the only thing that will change this.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 02, 2012 06:18 PM (rwioF)

293 and Costas, Whitlock, wherever you are out there ...

FUCK YOU TOO !!!

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at December 02, 2012 06:19 PM (wwsoB)

294 Never watch the national barack channel unless a team you follow is playing and then turn down the sound.

Posted by: Flip RacMcgroin at December 02, 2012 06:23 PM (Kflw4)

295 Thank you Bob Costas, for taking a huge toxic dump on my Sunday night escapism

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2012 06:23 PM (wwsoB)

296 1 metric shit ton is what comes out of Blitzen after he has spent the day chewing on corn and watching Antlers Gone Wild all day. The Big Guy has a special gift for Hamas this year, Maverick missiles. To save time he's going to launch them to them from 1500 feet rather than waste time landing. Big Guy would love to have the cheerleader chick take a ride with him on the sliegh. He says she can sit on his lab and he'll give her two rides in one.

Posted by: The reindeer at December 02, 2012 06:28 PM (RXQ2T)

297 Twitter is going nuts about Costas gun control dump. Twitchy already has it up

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2012 06:28 PM (wwsoB)

298 Someone quote Costas the deaths by baseball bats...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 06:34 PM (BZocQ)

299 Of course by all the screaming over the stupidity of Costas will prove to the accoutnants people watch him so they will keep him. Unless we really stand up on our hind legs and scream 'we're not going to take it!'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 06:37 PM (BZocQ)

300 If guns are so ickey, why didn't Costas and Whitlock demand Plaxico Burress be banned from the league?

Posted by: lowandslow at December 02, 2012 06:38 PM (GZitp)

301 Well, thought I'd check in and see what was going on as I'm watching a golf replay on Golf Channel. I'm not watching the game as I could give a shit about the Cowgals/Filthy (also I'm basking in the glow of my Steelers beating the Ravens). I missed Bob Costas and NBC not letting a crisis go to waste. They are just be a bunch of good little toadies so give them a break. I'm surprised at the outrage. Of course they were going to do this.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 02, 2012 06:45 PM (uEspB)

302 What the fuck was that crap that Bob Costas was trying to pull at halftime? I am so damn tired of the "Fourth Estate" using any media they seem fit to lecture me on their sense of "morality".

Question for Costas and Whitlock - where the fuck is the "Black Community" and their "righteous indignation" over what happened? Choomer? "Rev" Al and Jesse? New Black Panthers? Calypso Louie and the Nation of Islam? MIA, as they always seem over issues that plague the Black Community... it isn't an issue unless a White person is the perp....

FUCK THE "FOURTH ESTATE"!

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hellm at December 02, 2012 06:53 PM (Jls4P)

303 God bless Texas.

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 02, 2012 07:04 PM (kcUAx)

304 Costas gets all solemn and preachy and delivers the dumbest fucking line (Jason Whitlock's words, actually) since the last time Biden opened his swarmy mouth. Has Costas ever heard of knives, baseball bats, ropes, croquet mallets, or just a person's hands around a throat? God, I hate NBC. The NY Post says the player was on pain pills and drank alcohol every day. But no worries, let's just ban those damn guns and no one will murder anyone ever again. I can't even watch a football game anymore without these sumbitches ruining it for me.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at December 02, 2012 07:10 PM (1KYhe)

305 That cheerleader is Abby. She retired two years ago

Posted by: Sunny at December 02, 2012 07:11 PM (Xnxty)

306 Blitzen is chewing on an American shit ton of corn as we speak and Donner is pulling up Costas's house on the GPS. We are going to come in low, chimney low, and time it so Bob is just getting out of his car when Blitzen loosens the old sphincter muscles. We'll be feet wet before he knows what hit him.

Posted by: The reindeer at December 02, 2012 07:15 PM (0XH/s)

307 The Tea Party must defeat the left on their own ground. Downtown LA.

Posted by: AgentLobos at December 02, 2012 07:29 PM (fBOx/)

308

I gave Costas some credit for being the only broadcaster that I know of who even mentioned the anniversary of the Israelis murdered at the Munich Olympics.

That wee bit of respect I gave him for that vanished tonight. What an ass.

Posted by: Donna V. at December 02, 2012 07:35 PM (BStAJ)

309 This happened on the same day a guy in Casper, WY killed his father with a bow and arrow and his father's girlfriend and himself with a knife. Where is the outrage over knives and crossbows?

Posted by: creeper at December 02, 2012 07:44 PM (DCWLh)

310 Hello Eve, I am Adam
And I love apples

Posted by: joe mack at December 02, 2012 11:39 PM (EdlfZ)

311 I don't know about apples and Abby and all that. But I might have a taste of cantaloupes.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 03, 2012 03:47 AM (oe1aw)

312 Hey, get ya'alls hands off my apples... I just shined them

Posted by: Token Black Person at December 03, 2012 07:40 AM (dt2qx)

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