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April 14, 2013

Sunday Evening Open Thread
— DrewM

Queen of "real time fact checking" Candy Crowley reminiscences about when North Korea attacked Seoul in "the last 2, 3 years".

Via John E. Romney's digital team loses elections but on the upside, they win lots of awards.

Posted by: DrewM at 02:06 PM | Comments (262)
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1 Man, I have missed a lot of good threads today. And it's not like I was doing anything useful, either.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 02:07 PM (sdi6R)

2 So I guess the lesson is that I should stay glued to the computer all the time and not leave for any reason, because I might miss something.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 02:09 PM (sdi6R)

3 Psy's teh ghey.

Posted by: MC Hammer at April 14, 2013 02:09 PM (JQuNB)

4 Not Cabrera again.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 14, 2013 02:09 PM (5wHPS)

5 That's pretty much what I do normally. Which explains why my house is so dirty.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 02:09 PM (sdi6R)

6 Now, now, now, everyone knows that she means sank that South Korean ship and shelled that island. I mean, she's not possibly so stupid that she doesn't know that there's more to South Korean than Seoul. Obviously not.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 14, 2013 02:09 PM (Gk3SS)

7 So, how bad did the previous thread smell after 4 hours?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 02:10 PM (GEICT)

8 6 Now, now, now, everyone knows that she means sank that South Korean ship and shelled that island. I mean, she's not possibly so stupid that she doesn't know that there's more to South Korean than Seoul. Obviously not. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 14, 2013 06:09 PM (Gk3SS) Top. Women.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 02:11 PM (GEICT)

9 Well as long as Seoul does not tip over we are fine.

Posted by: AE at April 14, 2013 02:11 PM (HYceo)

10 Not Cabrera again.

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I think it's turned in favor of the Aussies.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 02:12 PM (P6QsQ)

11 Fuck her fat ass. With some idiot's dick.

HATE.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:13 PM (lVPtV)

12 Mila Bush 2048! Too early?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 02:14 PM (piMMO)

13 Is Jenna Bush still working for NBC Today Show? Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:15 PM (lVPtV)

14 So, how bad did the previous thread smell after 4 hours? *** Like Tiger's gsme.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 02:15 PM (piMMO)

15 game

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 02:15 PM (piMMO)

think it's turned in favor of the Aussies.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 06:12 PM (P6QsQ)

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Sweet

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 14, 2013 02:16 PM (5wHPS)

>>Fuck her fat ass. With some idiot's dick.

You want me to do WHAT?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 14, 2013 02:16 PM (Yhu4q)

18 NDH, change it to read Mila 'Mooltipass' Hagen 2048.

Then the votes will just roll in.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 02:16 PM (AgRBF)

19 It's Aussie vs. Aussie. Suck it, Tiger.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:16 PM (lVPtV)

20 HATE that's strong & funny

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 02:17 PM (HVff2)

21 Both Howard Kurtz ad Dan Savage pissed at Kirsten Powers.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 02:17 PM (piMMO)

22 Those wet greens at Augusta have made things interesting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:17 PM (lVPtV)

23 Mila Bush 2048!

Too early?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 06:14 PM (piMMO)

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That's one fine looking woman.

Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2013 02:18 PM (yAItE)

24 21 Both Howard Kurtz ad Dan Savage pissed at Kirsten Powers.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 06:17 PM (piMMO

Of course. She'll still remain faithful to her dem/lib roots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:19 PM (lVPtV)

25 Actually if Crowely was talking about the sunken South Korean ship, she should have been more precise. Like mentioning the ship that sank and the sailors who died.

And soon June 25 will be here or in South Korea 'yoo-gee-o'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 02:19 PM (AgRBF)

26 12 Mila Bush 2048! Too early? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 06:14 PM (piMMO) She'll prob be running against Hillary.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 02:19 PM (GEICT)

27 Oh, and I didn't even get around to reading the thread about Hispanics supporting gun control before I made my FIRST! comment. I just did. *grits teeth*

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 02:19 PM (sdi6R)

28 North Korea. What happens when a commie paradise runs out of money and tree bark... they attempt to extort funds to continue their delusion from a socialist 'paradise' running on freshly printed money borrowed from the commies on their west border. It's delusional.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 14, 2013 02:19 PM (feFL6)

29 Last week a Communists pimp I know told me North Korea is starving and in bad economic shape because the US is strangling them with a trade embargo. All he had to offer was DU bumper sticker bullshit. The level and intensity of the stupidity out there is beyond our ability to measure.

Posted by: eman at April 14, 2013 02:21 PM (71gyQ)

30 She'll prob be running against Hillary. *** LOL! Ewww

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 02:21 PM (piMMO)

31 Oh good, I'm under a Tornado Watch. Sweet.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 02:21 PM (GEICT)

32 How's the weather out your way, BC?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 02:21 PM (piMMO)

33 Nevermind.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 02:22 PM (piMMO)

34 North Korea. What happens when a commie paradise runs out of money and tree bark... they attempt to extort funds to continue their delusion from a socialist 'paradise' running on freshly printed money borrowed from the commies on their west border.

It's delusional.

Posted by: Regular Moron at April 14, 2013 06:19 PM (feFL6)

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Haven't you heard? Kerry and Dear Leader caved. Suprise!

Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2013 02:22 PM (yAItE)

35 31 Oh good, I'm under a Tornado Watch. Sweet.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 06:21 PM (GEICT

You're in Fernandina, right? I hate this time of year, with all the storms and tornadoes.

Stay safe!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:22 PM (lVPtV)

36 I would give Democrats tons of awards for tanking elections.

Posted by: Truman North at April 14, 2013 02:22 PM (I2LwF)

37 You getting the storm system that blew through last night in Jackson, MS I guess. Was still getting it until about 11am. Ugh. Rain and wind is what I got. Be safe.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 02:22 PM (AgRBF)

38
From previous thread: OT: GWB is a grandpa:

The tolerant left begins wishing baby, mother, and grandparents painful deaths in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 14, 2013 02:23 PM (0IhFx)

39 Top. Women.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

what about meeeeee? She isn't as sexy as meeeee. I'm the eye candy, candy

Posted by: Helen Thomas at April 14, 2013 02:23 PM (+afNf)

40 DU bumper sticker bullshit. Some DU bumperstickers are deep, man.

Posted by: Meggie Mac at April 14, 2013 02:23 PM (JQuNB)

41 33 Nevermind. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 06:22 PM (piMMO) Lol. Solid light gray everywhere. Pouring down rain. You're in Fernandina, right? I hate this time of year, with all the storms and tornadoes. Stay safe! Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 06:22 PM (lVPtV) Yeah. I actually love thunderstorms and rainy days. But tornados? Not a fan.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 02:24 PM (GEICT)

I can't believe Anthony Weiner got to stuff Kirsten Powers' ham wallet.

What is wrong with some women?

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2013 02:24 PM (khguY)

43
A07 - Internet Campaign - Republican

2013 Silver
Rapid Response Web Video Series
Republican National Committee

2013 Silver
Mia Love for Congress
CRAFT | Media/Digital

2013 Bronze
Romney for President
Targeted Victory

"Saaaa-lute!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 14, 2013 02:24 PM (kdS6q)

44 I was also wondering earlier why I never see AtC on weekends. I was thinking that maybe she had a life or something. Hi, Alex! Glad to see you disabused me of that notion. BRB. I'm going to investigate a scratching noise at my front door.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 02:25 PM (sdi6R)

45 The level and intensity of the stupidity out there is beyond our ability to measure.

I just watched a few Mark Dice petition videos. Weapons grade stupid...and they vote

http://www.youtube.com/MarkDice

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 14, 2013 02:25 PM (/gHaE)

46 You're in Fernandina, right? I hate this time of year, with all the storms and tornadoes.

Stay safe!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 06:22 PM (lVPtV)

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I disagree. The spring storm season is one of the reasons I moved back to OK. Love this time of the year. It's exciting.

Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2013 02:25 PM (yAItE)

47 Ahell Cabrera.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 14, 2013 02:26 PM (BVkEs)

48 What would they trade with us? Why don't they grow their own food? Why don't they soften their regime or seek trade with China? Fucking fucknuts. Hate America First!!!1!1!1

Posted by: Truman North at April 14, 2013 02:26 PM (I2LwF)

49 BRB. I'm going to investigate a scratching noise at my front door.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 06:25 PM (sdi6R)

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If it's a hobo, you know what to do.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 02:26 PM (P6QsQ)

50 Wow, all those awards, did the candidates win? Oh yeah that's what I thought.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 02:26 PM (HVff2)

51 Regarding Rubio's comments on amnesty on Fox News--I see he has joined the "I have to dissemble to you to save you" caucus.

Posted by: T. at April 14, 2013 02:27 PM (Dcw6b)

52 BCochran, same here. We have a tornado siren near us, and just like when we lived in IL, it scares the pee out of me when it goes off.

A few years ago, we had the Weather Channel (pbut) on, and my son and I heard our fucking street name called out! A twister went over us, took out the steeple of a church a few miles away, and destroyed a couple of houses.

You never, ever, want to hear your street called out during a tornado warning. Eeek.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:28 PM (lVPtV)

53 Jane D'oh, you're maybe the closest. Could you run out there on the green and kick Tiger in the crotch for me?

Thnx

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 02:28 PM (P6QsQ)

54 rickl, don't follow Joe Biden's advice. Open door. If a hobo then fire shotgun.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 02:28 PM (AgRBF)

55 I hate to play devil's advocate for cloven-hoofed Crowley but perhaps she inappropriately used "Seoul" instead of South Korea the way some might use Washington to stand for the U.S. government. Or she just goofed and said Seoul instead of SK.

North Korea killed 46 South Korean sailors in 2010 and later that year killed 2 civilians.

It would be equally stupid to say "Pyongyang killed 46 South Koreans."

In any case, Crowley is blinded by here ideology, whether her foot is in her mouth or not.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 14, 2013 02:29 PM (nPbm2)

51 Yes. And I heard him say a number of times, 'people don't understand' ass wipe.

Totally unrelated, I have 2 bags of heating pellets that got wet and I can't use. Basically saw dust now. Any ideas on what it can be used for?

Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2013 02:29 PM (gqEUi)

57 Well now have written just over 2,400 words today.

Time for a break. Feed the kittehs. Watch some TV I guess. Nibble on some food. Then dive back into the writing. Am way behind.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 02:29 PM (AgRBF)

58
I disagree. The spring storm season is one of the reasons I moved back to OK. Love this time of the year. It's exciting.

Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2013 06:25 PM (yAItE

It's all fun and games, until you wake up in a pile of rubble with your underwear wrapped around your head. Or so I hear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:29 PM (lVPtV)

59 Oh good, I'm under a Tornado Watch. Sweet. If the fecal matter impacts the rapidly rotating airfoils, don't forget, just click your heels 3 times and say, "There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2013 02:30 PM (jMoYl)

60 53 Jane D'oh, you're maybe the closest. Could you run out there on the green and kick Tiger in the crotch for me?

Thnx

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 06:28 PM (P6QsQ

Sending him crotch-kicking thoughts as I type.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:30 PM (lVPtV)

61 don't follow Joe Biden's advice Just made a neighbor lol, when I referred to slow Joe as 'assassination insurance' -- she had never heard the term. Youngsters. They need to get off my lawn.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 14, 2013 02:31 PM (feFL6)

62 Candy Crowley and Joe Biden had a child, it would be born with both feet in its mouth.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 14, 2013 02:31 PM (nPbm2)

63 I knew I could count on you, sweetie.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 02:31 PM (P6QsQ)

64 We've still got Stephen Schimdt (rhymes with . . well you know) floating around as if he did something swell and knows his P's and Q's.

He's still dissing Sarah though. Think he wakes up in the middle of the night from a screaming dream of her with a shotgun opening his bedroom door?

Oh and his fellow inmate Nicole Wallace. They both should have jobs on Tierra Del Fuego yet here they are on TV blathering away as if they're accomplished and knowledgeable or something.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 14, 2013 02:32 PM (Kpn/z)

65 Maybe she was talking about the country of Seoul.

Posted by: gastorgrab at April 14, 2013 02:32 PM (FX38i)

66 It's all fun and games, until you wake up in a pile of rubble with your underwear wrapped around your head. Or so I hear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

that's what he said

Posted by: Helen Thomas at April 14, 2013 02:32 PM (+afNf)

67 Last week a Communists pimp I know told me North Korea is starving and in bad economic shape because the US is strangling them with a trade embargo. I've heard this logic with Cuba. So Communism only works if they are allowed to trade with capitalists? Brilliant.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 14, 2013 02:32 PM (xSegX)

68 Tiger has been through some stressful time lately. He forgot he couldn't do that.

Posted by: eman at April 14, 2013 02:32 PM (71gyQ)

69 Posted by: Hepcat at April 14, 2013 06:31 PM (nPbm2)

Zombie Ann Rirchards? Is that you?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 14, 2013 02:33 PM (Kpn/z)

70 Get the translator ready for Cabrera's jacket ceremony.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 14, 2013 02:33 PM (5wHPS)

71 Hey morons. I have been rather incoherent this afternoon on the threads here. Going to go home and rethink my life.

Posted by: Truman North at April 14, 2013 02:33 PM (I2LwF)

72 I was also wondering earlier why I never see AtC on weekends. I was thinking that maybe she had a life or something.

Hi, Alex! Glad to see you disabused me of that notion.

BRB. I'm going to investigate a scratching noise at my front door. Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 06:25 PM (sdi6R)

I have very important WoW character leveling and avoiding doing anything that even possibly resembles maybe cleaning to do on the weekends.

I think I shall shortly add drinking this whole bottle of wine to that list.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 14, 2013 02:33 PM (Gk3SS)

73 It's seared - seared! into her memory.

Posted by: Steve Skubinna at April 14, 2013 02:33 PM (KH6ow)

74 It's all fun and games, until you wake up in a pile of rubble with your underwear wrapped around your head. Or so I hear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 06:29 PM (lVPtV)

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One has as much chance of getting hit by a tornado as a repub has of winning the presidency.

Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2013 02:33 PM (yAItE)

75 63 I knew I could count on you, sweetie.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 06:31 PM (P6QsQ

I'll always have you covered!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:34 PM (lVPtV)

76 He forgot he couldn't do that.

Posted by: eman at April 14, 2013 06:32 PM (71gyQ)

He forgot he's not THE numinous Negro anymore since the break up.

His fans have dwindled and the knives are out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 14, 2013 02:34 PM (Kpn/z)

77 Oh and his fellow inmate Nicole Wallace. They both should have jobs on Tierra Del Fuego yet here they are on TV blathering away as if they're accomplished and knowledgeable or something. It means that nobody's willing to hire them to run a campaign. So there's that!

Posted by: AmishDude at April 14, 2013 02:34 PM (xSegX)

78 Hadn't noticed Tiger is sporting a "prison pussy" on his face. Nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:35 PM (lVPtV)

79 Someone earlier today - I think it was Momma Winger - said they wanted to shoot Winter in the head to end this crap. I respectfully submit that this will not work. Based on what I see in NW Wisconsin today, we are gonna need to drive a garlic infused wooden stake through its heart and then throw him into a tanning bed for a month to get the job done.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 02:35 PM (SCTXH)

80 I have very important WoW character leveling and avoiding doing anything that even possibly resembles maybe cleaning to do on the weekends. The Panda? I think I shall shortly add drinking this whole bottle of wine to that list. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 14, 2013 06:33 PM (Gk3SS) Drunk AtC? This could be fun....or very, very bad.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 02:35 PM (GEICT)

81 Poor Tiger. If only it hadn't rained.

You know, it only rained on him. Nobody else.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 02:36 PM (P6QsQ)

82 67 Last week a Communists pimp I know told me North Korea is starving and in bad economic shape because the US is strangling them with a trade embargo. I've heard this logic with Cuba. So Communism only works if they are allowed to trade with capitalists? Brilliant. Posted by: AmishDude at April 14, 2013 06:32 PM (xSegX) Yeah, I bitch-slapped him with Cuba and he said Cuba is suffering from us, too, and Cuba does not have political prisoners and has never caused any trouble in the world. It was like I was there with Palin Steele's dumber brother.

Posted by: eman at April 14, 2013 02:36 PM (71gyQ)

Lovely, I hear lots of Military jets flying overhead.

I wish I didn't think TFG is gonna cave to the NORK's.

Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2013 02:36 PM (gqEUi)

84 Hey morons. I have been rather incoherent this afternoon on the threads here. Going to go home and rethink my life.

Posted by: Truman North at April 14, 2013 06:33 PM (I2LwF)

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Don't give up. You had some good ideas. At least you're trying to find a solution. Keep thinking out of the box.

Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2013 02:36 PM (yAItE)

85 How Gosnell "empowered" women-when he wasn't infecting them, maiming them or killing they and their babies: (From "Pundit and Pundette" website): http://www.punditandpundette.com/2013/04/how-kermit-gosnell-empowered-women.html

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2013 02:36 PM (BVq/X)

86 78 Hadn't noticed Tiger is sporting a "prison pussy" on his face. Nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 06:35 PM (lVPtV)

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Too funneh.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 14, 2013 02:36 PM (BVkEs)

87 If the fecal matter impacts the rapidly rotating airfoils, don't forget, just click your heels 3 times and say, "There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2013 06:30 PM (jMoYl) Your concern is noted and advice filed appropriately.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 02:37 PM (GEICT)

88 Someone earlier today - I think it was Momma Winger - said they wanted to shoot Winter in the head to end this crap.

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Yes. Twas I.

And alas I think you are right. It's going to take a lot more than just bullets to finish this monster off.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 02:37 PM (P6QsQ)

89 Yeah - sorry about the spelling. I beg forgiveness.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 02:38 PM (SCTXH)

90 The Panda?

Yup. If I didn't decide that maybe I should stop playing for a bit, she'd hit 90 tonight. However, if I'm going to get carpal tunnel, it's not going to be because of playing WoW.

Drunk AtC? This could be fun....or very, very bad. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 06:35 PM (GEICT)

Well it would be fun for me and that's all that really matters.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 02:38 PM (Gk3SS)

91 Regarding Rubio's comments on amnesty on Fox News--I see he has joined the "I have to dissemble to you to save you" caucus. Posted by: T. at April 14, 2013 06:27 PM (Dcw6b) Frankly, I and my award winning political consultant team always advise our clients to lie their asses off about anything substantive, especially in the primaries, gently drift left during the general, and wait to screw the ~~pooch~~ base once they get into power. After all, yacht outings with booze, blow, and hookers aren't for losers, as my friend John so frequently points out.

Posted by: Karl Rover at April 14, 2013 02:39 PM (Cnqmv)

92 I still haven't done my taxes.

So, tomorrow it is or I file an extension. I've been ill for about 3 weeks off and on. I think I'm going to have to have surgery and I am dreading it.

Posted by: waldo at April 14, 2013 02:39 PM (JmbIB)

93 I've been ill for about 3 weeks off and on. I think I'm going to have to have surgery and I am dreading it.

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O gee, I am really sorry to hear that Waldo. I hope things start looking up for you very soon.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 02:40 PM (P6QsQ)

I have very important WoW character leveling and avoiding doing anything that even possibly resembles maybe cleaning to do on the weekends.

One so fair should not concern herself with the base and monotonous activities associated with the ritual of the Spring cleansing.

**Makes humble offering of Brownies**

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2013 02:40 PM (khguY)

95 Yup. If I didn't decide that maybe I should stop playing for a bit, she'd hit 90 tonight. However, if I'm going to get carpal tunnel, it's not going to be because of playing WoW. ......................... Well it would be fun for me and that's all that really matters. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 06:38 PM (Gk3SS) Excellent syncing of topics.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 02:40 PM (GEICT)

96 I think you were insulting Palin Steele with that comparison.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 02:41 PM (AgRBF)

97 Bit*h Crowley remembering things like the Swiss Moonshot of 1969....

the Brazillian Viking Mission to mars and Custer's last Stand during the Spanish American War...

"genius"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 14, 2013 02:41 PM (LRFds)

98 Candy Crowley, as intelligent s she is beautiful.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 14, 2013 02:41 PM (VlXYw)

99 I remember when Tigger won his first Masters, and Orca had him on her show and called him "her son." Has anyone of a certain color ever done anything that that fat bitch hasn't taken credit for, or drawn attention to herself?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:41 PM (lVPtV)

100 If I didn't decide that maybe I should stop playing for a bit, she'd hit 90 tonight. Time to measure your WoW addiction......how many other characters do you have? And how high have you leveled them?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 02:42 PM (GEICT)

101 Posted by: waldo at April 14, 2013 06:39 PM (JmbIB)

Just don't let them play "where's waldo" during surgery.

It could be very bad.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 14, 2013 02:42 PM (Kpn/z)

102 Lvl 90 Panda with skill in Drunken Master?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 02:42 PM (AgRBF)

103 99 Ms D'oh,

I don't think she called The DC Snipers her Husband and Son...although if Barry had a little bother he'd look a lot like Malvo...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 14, 2013 02:42 PM (LRFds)

104
**Makes humble offering of Brownies**

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2013 06:40 PM (khguY)

Thank you, garrett.   *nomnomnom*

I went to lunch at a new Italian place that opened a few weeks ago and holy crap I had the best veal.   It must have been raised in an extra small stall.

Of course, I'm now pondering dinner and clearly the way to follow up a wonderful lunch like that is with Taco Bell.   Duh.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 02:42 PM (Gk3SS)

105
Weather here is seasonable (read it looks nice but the wind takes the fun right out of it) so the day was spent servicing the lawn tractor prior to using it. Still can't get ON the sponge masquerading as grass without killing it.

But the fish have been active all week and still taste delicious.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 14, 2013 02:43 PM (SAMxH)

106 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 06:41 PM (lVPtV) Jane, please don't associate Tigger with the golf chump. Tigger has many redeeming features!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 14, 2013 02:43 PM (Cnqmv)

107 If Taco Bell is better, I do not want to know what was for lunch... White Castle?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 02:43 PM (AgRBF)

108 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 06:41 PM (lVPtV)

Colin Ferguson?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 14, 2013 02:44 PM (Kpn/z)

109 108 Ms Puma,

stop hating on the kangaroo burgers ma'am....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 14, 2013 02:44 PM (LRFds)

110 >>But the fish have been active all week and still taste delicious.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 14, 2013 06:43 PM (SAMxH)<<

Fire Mission!

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 02:44 PM (SCTXH)

111
I disagree. The spring storm season is one of the reasons I moved back to OK. Love this time of the year. It's exciting.

This is what I miss most about Oklahoma. The storms. Oh...and the fishing. But not the snakes.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 14, 2013 02:44 PM (0IhFx)

112 Time to measure your WoW addiction......how many other characters do you have? And how high have you leveled them? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 06:42 PM (GEICT)

I don't even have one character at 90!

*hides the 11 other characters at 85*

Look. I've been playing off and on for over five years, okay? I can quit any time! And then start playing again. But I can quit!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 02:45 PM (Gk3SS)

113 Hint for the Horde:

Sam's Club has amazing frozen Chicken Kiev and Chicken stuffed with broccoli and cheese.

I bought a box of each, and they're not expensive and low in calories.

That is all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:45 PM (lVPtV)

114 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 06:41 PM (lVPtV) Has Oprah taken a position on how well Kermit Gosnell is serving "the" community?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 14, 2013 02:45 PM (Cnqmv)

115 112 Sticky Wicket,

They've largely driven them out like St Patrick and Ireland....

The politicians er snakes are in Arkansas and Misery

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 14, 2013 02:45 PM (LRFds)

116 Lawn tractor? What the hell is that? 5th day in a row of snow, global warming my ass. Glad to hear the fishing is good

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 02:45 PM (HVff2)

117 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 06:42 PM (Gk3SS)

I've heard rumors of an Angus Wrap at McDonalds that rivals anything they make.

Although nothing can touch a Sourdough Jack from Jack-In-The-Box.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2013 02:46 PM (/WLC3)

118 Day Um.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 14, 2013 02:46 PM (BVkEs)

119 Of course, I'm now pondering dinner and clearly the way to follow up a wonderful lunch like that is with Taco Bell. Duh. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 06:42 PM (Gk3SS) There was a time when that was gourmet food for me. I think both my tastebuds *and* their quality changed when I was in my early 30s. But there was a time...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 14, 2013 02:46 PM (bxiXv)

120 Omg. Jason Day's baby boy. So precious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:46 PM (lVPtV)

121 Has Oprah taken a position on how well Kermit Gosnell is serving "the" community? *** It might take that for the networks to notice the trial

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 02:46 PM (piMMO)

122

>>I went to lunch at a new Italian place that opened a few weeks ago and holy crap I had the best veal. It must have been raised in an extra small stall.

It's the cruelty that makes them taste so sweet.

I am sure they could be persuaded to make you some takeout.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2013 02:46 PM (khguY)

123 When Cabrera was 10 he became a caddy at the CÃ³rdoba Country Club, which he says almost became his home. He learned golf playing against other caddies for money. His fierce determination and powerful swing soon caught the eye of members, one of whom, Juan Cruz Molina, a local real estate magnate, bought him his first set of clubs when he was 16.
With his stocky figure and habit of smoking at every hole, Cabrera cut a distinctive figure on the course. He is also acknowledged as having one of the biggest swings in the game.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2013 06:42 PM (ZshNr)

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Sounds like that would make a great movie.

Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2013 02:46 PM (yAItE)

124 What a gorgeous Aussie baby that is!

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 02:46 PM (P6QsQ)

125 wish this week's weather was going to be good, have an apple and a cherry tree to plant and then the standard yearly planting to get to

Posted by: The Dude at April 14, 2013 02:47 PM (vJdyz)

126

...but didn't Gosnell look all dignified at the trial.

And shouldn't that have absolved him of everything?

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 02:47 PM (Yhu4q)

127 Of course, I'm now pondering dinner and clearly the way to follow up a wonderful lunch like that is with Taco Bell. Duh. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 06:42 PM (Gk3SS) This is why you're Queen. And why I'm really hoping you make it to the Meet Up. Look. I've been playing off and on for over five years, okay? I can quit any time! And then start playing again. But I can quit! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 06:45 PM (Gk3SS) No worries, lol. I've got some friends who were big gamers. As in, they had a rider on their homeowners just to cover the computers. Another mutual friend had his apt broken into, $12k worth of computer gear stolen.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 02:48 PM (GEICT)

128 Fritos and peanut butter is one of my favorite internet browsin' snacks. You have to use the Fritos Scoops. The regular ones aren't strong enough. Peanut butter has protein, so it's nutritious.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 02:49 PM (sdi6R)

129

>>Although nothing can touch a Sourdough Jack from Jack-In-The-Box.

Not even the screen door you'll be shitting through the next day?

Yikes.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2013 02:49 PM (khguY)

130 Omg. Jason Day's baby boy. So precious.

Yeah, but did you notice? No pants. Diapers, but not pants. Could be moron material.

Posted by: Retread at April 14, 2013 02:49 PM (zxitI)

131 128 BC1981,

and that's why I love the horde....

makes me look like a piker on my gear cost...

usually I am a big gaming nerd in a crowd...here I'm barely top twenty

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 14, 2013 02:49 PM (LRFds)

132 I'm doing a Happy Dance that Tiger won't be getting another green jacket.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:49 PM (lVPtV)

133 It's the cruelty that makes them taste so sweet.
I am sure they could be persuaded to make you some takeout. Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2013 06:46 PM (khguY)

Oh I have leftovers but that's dinner tomorrow. Apparently, they do takeout and that's exactly what I needed to know since it's like five minutes from my house.

Mmmm. Food.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 02:49 PM (Gk3SS)

134 130 Garret,

We call that "the liver buster"

//Jack

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 14, 2013 02:50 PM (LRFds)

135 Alex luv... time to step away...

I broke the Guild Wars addiction. You can beat this one.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 02:50 PM (AgRBF)

136

>>Mmmm. Food.

I'm warming up the Pizza Stones right now.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2013 02:51 PM (khguY)

137 Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 06:47 PM (Yhu4q) I heard his intentions were good, so how can any reasonable responsible person find fault with his actions, just because they didn't work out as he intended. Oh wait...

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 14, 2013 02:51 PM (Cnqmv)

138 136 Ms Puma,

but how can something so good be so bad...

sven<----Looks back longingly at multiple level 50s in STO...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 14, 2013 02:51 PM (LRFds)

139 I'm eating "Double Dipped Chocolate Peanuts". Like fancy Goobers. Very good.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2013 02:51 PM (ZshNr)

140 Tiger suddenly discovers he's black and NOT cablanasian in 3 . 2 . 1 .

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 14, 2013 02:52 PM (Kpn/z)

141 I just heard the sound of lawnmowers outside. My next door neighbor hires a lawn service to take care of that. She has two strapping teenage sons, who were out shooting hoops in the driveway while the lawn guys were doing their thing.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 02:52 PM (sdi6R)

142 Evening, everyone. Is it just me, or was Dana Perino especially smokin' hot on red eye last night?

Posted by: shredded chi at April 14, 2013 02:52 PM (qc1G2)

143 WOW OH WOW !!!

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 02:52 PM (P6QsQ)

144 Much to my doctors dismay, liver, onions & bacon, lots of bacon tonite for dinner

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 02:52 PM (HVff2)

145 Adam Scott sinks it.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 14, 2013 02:52 PM (BVkEs)

146 My husband just commented (correctly) that the Young Guns in the PGA aren't the pudgy guys of the past.

These guys work out and are fit. And hawt (me).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:52 PM (lVPtV)

147
This year should be interesting, seems I have a grub infestation. The skunks have been busy making little divots all over eating them.

Normally, lawn care is it's green and gets cut weekly, after that, on it's own. I see money spent here.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 14, 2013 02:53 PM (SAMxH)

148 Adam Scott for the fucking WIN!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:53 PM (lVPtV)

149

>>She has two strapping teenage sons, who were out shooting hoops in the driveway while the lawn guys were doing their thing.

But is she hot?

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2013 02:53 PM (khguY)

150 Nice putt Scott

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 14, 2013 02:53 PM (5wHPS)

151 Now that's a fine looking young man. Look at the guns on that guy.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 02:54 PM (P6QsQ)

152 For some reason my tv is stuck on, and won't budge from, some show called 'American Hoggers' where people with some limited ability to converse in the English language chase pigs around while wearing chaps. I'm wondering if this show is preparing me mentally for the day after SSM is enacted.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 14, 2013 02:54 PM (feFL6)

153 Evening, everyone. Is it just me, or was Dana Perino especially smokin' hot on red eye last night? **** She was especially striking when they did the comparison of her now and way back when.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 02:54 PM (piMMO)

154 D'oh probably thinks they're hawt too. Just not in THAT way.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 14, 2013 02:54 PM (Kpn/z)

155 Skunks? Yuck, hope they don't bother you or any dogs you might have

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 02:55 PM (HVff2)

156 Holy Scott....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 02:55 PM (GEICT)

157 Now here is yummy death in a casserole dish.

Cheesy Dorito Casserole: with beef

1 1/2 lbs. hamburger meat
1 can of cream of chicken soup
1/2 pkg of corn tortilla dorito chips
2 cups of cheddar cheese

Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 350.
2. Brown your hamburger meat in a skillet and drain grease from meat.
3. Stir in the cream of chicken soup and 1 cup of cheese with the hamburger meat until mixed well and cheese is melted. Set aside.
4. Spread out tortilla chips in the bottom of a ungreased 9 X 13 baking dish.
5. Pour the hamburger meat mixture on top of the chips spreading it out evenly.
6. Sprinkle remaining cheese over the top of the casserole.
7. Bake in the oven uncovered for approx. 25 minutes or until cheese is melted.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 02:56 PM (AgRBF)

158 152 Now that's a fine looking young man. Look at the guns on that guy.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 06:54 PM (P6QsQ

I just said those exact words to my husband. Hoo-boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:56 PM (lVPtV)

159 Being a wise-ass Latina, I will explain this to you idiot bitter clingers. Cuba, like NKorea, is miserably poor because we refuse to trade with them. Venezuela is an economic wreck because of all that Yankee money buying the oil. Mexico was once a mess because we were protectionists refusing to trade freely with them. Now it is a mess because of NAFTA. Any questions?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 14, 2013 02:56 PM (C8mVl)

160 Ahell.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 14, 2013 02:56 PM (BVkEs)

161 Uh oh...we got ourselves a golf tourney here

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 02:56 PM (Yhu4q)

162 Alex luv... time to step away...

I broke the Guild Wars addiction. You can beat this one.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 06:50 PM (AgRBF)

Nah, I'm having fun and I'm not zomg must hit max level now now now now. I've learned that lesson.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 02:56 PM (Gk3SS)

163 Cabrera...dayum.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:56 PM (lVPtV)

164

It's raining and thundering and lightning down here as I type.

Spent the afternoon getting started on the tutorials for Visual Basic. Made a neat little maze game for the GDaughter, customized with her name. Published it to the desktop so she can play it next time she comes over.

Still need to find my old kollidge textbooks, the ones I scribbled notes in years ago.

Thanks, PurpAv, wherever you are.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 14, 2013 02:57 PM (+z4pE)

165

Son of a bitch

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 14, 2013 02:57 PM (5wHPS)

166 Sudden death maybe

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 02:57 PM (P6QsQ)

167 So Men's Golf is getting their gay golfers finally?

Posted by: zsasz at April 14, 2013 02:57 PM (MMC8r)

168 Anyone but Tiger.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 02:57 PM (lVPtV)

169 YAY! Head of LibyaÂ’s Islamic extremist militia suspected in attack on US ambassador has been shot http://wapo.st/129qUXx

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 02:57 PM (piMMO)

170 I believe Dick "Bloomin' Onion" Blumenthal, distinguished Senator from Connecticut, fought many a pitched battle in the Crowley's Korea II, Ronery Bugaloo.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 14, 2013 02:57 PM (NCkFb)

171 Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 06:52 PM (HVff2) what are you talking about? liver is so good for you!

Posted by: elizabethe at April 14, 2013 02:58 PM (qPCAa)

172 NDH, would it be well un-sporting to demand that dude's head be put on a pike?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 02:58 PM (AgRBF)

173 So extra holes it is? Lots of pressure on this putt, but AC has been there before. Scott choked brutally last year in the British Open.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2013 02:59 PM (ZshNr)

174 142 I just heard the sound of lawnmowers outside. My next door neighbor hires a lawn service to take care of that. She has two strapping teenage sons, who were out shooting hoops in the driveway while the lawn guys were doing their thing. Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 06:52 PM (sdi6R) I forgot to mention that this is another sign of impending doom. Seriously, WTF?

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 02:59 PM (sdi6R)

175 He thinks my cholesterol is too high, I say I have to eat

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 02:59 PM (HVff2)

176 My husband is pulling for Pudgy Boy. I have no idea why. Eye roll.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:00 PM (lVPtV)

177 And it's ONNNNN!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 03:00 PM (piMMO)

178 175 In past generations, those kids would not only be taking care of their own lawn, they would be out earning money by mowing other peoples' lawns.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 03:01 PM (sdi6R)

179 I think AlextheChick could be an amusing Norn in Guild Wars 2. Fierce Norse giants who think fun is wrestling mountain trolls.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 03:01 PM (AgRBF)

180

Wha???

The new Pope is Aussie?? Who the hell was that?

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 03:01 PM (Yhu4q)

181

>>So extra holes it is?

No extra holes. Just extra wide...or were you talking about the golf match?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 14, 2013 03:01 PM (khguY)

182 175 142 I just heard the sound of lawnmowers outside. My next door neighbor hires a lawn service to take care of that.

She has two strapping teenage sons, who were out shooting hoops in the driveway while the lawn guys were doing their thing.
Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

I forgot to mention that this is another sign of impending doom. Seriously, WTF?

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 06:59 PM (sdi6R

Is there a dad at home? Someone needs to kick those loser kids in their asses. And the mom is an idiot. Sheesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:02 PM (lVPtV)

183 Clutch Cabrera. That is some GOLF right there fellas.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 14, 2013 03:02 PM (jucos)

184 I guess I just decided I'm rooting for Scott. Redemption for last year's choke.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2013 03:02 PM (ZshNr)

185 Wonderful. Now we're under a tornado warning.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 14, 2013 03:02 PM (+z4pE)

186 The new Pope is Aussie?? Pope John Paul Hogan.

Posted by: zsasz at April 14, 2013 03:03 PM (MMC8r)

187 Wha??? The new Pope is Aussie?? Who the hell was that? Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 07:01 PM (Yhu4q) ----------------------------------------------------- Pope Dundee!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 14, 2013 03:03 PM (jucos)

188 Head of LibyaÂ’s Islamic extremist militia suspected in attack on US ambassador has been shot

http://wapo.st/129qUXx

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 06:57 PM (piMMO)

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But he's not dead. Too bad.

Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2013 03:03 PM (yAItE)

189 how does this work for a playoff

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 14, 2013 03:04 PM (5wHPS)

190 Totally unrelated, I have 2 bags of heating pellets that got wet and I can't use. Basically saw dust now. Any ideas on what it can be used for? Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2013 06:29 PM (gqEUi) Send it to the Norks, who will convert it into one hundred dozen loaves of "Fatty Whitewalls' Wonder Bread".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 14, 2013 03:04 PM (QlTaC)

191 Ha, tiger not even on the leader board.

Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2013 03:04 PM (gqEUi)

192 It's all fun and games, until you wake up in a pile of rubble with your underwear wrapped around your head.

This should be an ad campaign for tequila.

Posted by: DaveA at April 14, 2013 03:04 PM (DL2i+)

193 187 The new Pope is Aussie?? --------------------- Pope John Paul Hogan. Posted by: zsasz at April 14, 2013 07:03 PM (MMC8r) Hulk Hogan is Pope? I didn't even know he was Catholic...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 03:04 PM (GEICT)

194 Yeah, this is has been another real winner of a Masters. A sporting event that gets it right a lot more than they get it wrong....('cept for now the wimminz.)

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2013 03:04 PM (ZshNr)

195 ettes and lurking ettes, polliwogette, dangergirl and I and others have started a ravelry group for craft and hobby discussion. it's called 'ettes of the moron horde. ravelry is a knitting site, but we have other threads and all ettes are welcome. moron wives as well. so far there's knitting, sewing, gardening, writing, homeschooling, needlepoint, quilting. atc, we will start a manatee husbandry thread when you join.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 14, 2013 03:05 PM (qPCAa)

196 Is there a dad at home? Someone needs to kick those loser kids in their asses. And the mom is an idiot. Sheesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 07:02 PM (lVPtV)

I've noticed that it's a big deal for some people to have a lawn service do the yard instead of making the kids go out and do it. That's so much classier dontchaknow.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 03:05 PM (Gk3SS)

197 Sudden death Start at 18th, then move to the 10 and play until someone takes a lead.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2013 03:05 PM (ZshNr)

198 Krebs, roflmao. Guess I'll just trash them.

Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2013 03:05 PM (gqEUi)

199 The new Pope is Aussie?? Tha's no' a mitre. THAT's a mitre.

Posted by: zsasz at April 14, 2013 03:05 PM (MMC8r)

200 Wonderful. Now we're under a tornado warning.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 14, 2013 07:02 PM (+z4pE)

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Looks like there's some immediate decisions to be made.

I'd probably be out watching the storm.

Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2013 03:06 PM (yAItE)

201
Crap. Add propane to the todo list. Stupid tank is empty.

The grill is used year round so that one is on me.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 14, 2013 03:06 PM (SAMxH)

202 >>atc, we will start a manatee husbandry thread when you join.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 14, 2013 07:05 PM (qPCAa)<<

Not a manatee recipe thread?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 03:06 PM (SCTXH)

203 Looking at some bikini pictures of Katherine Webb in The Daily Mail. DAYUM! Who The F*ck is she? I've never heard of her before.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 14, 2013 03:07 PM (jucos)

204 183 Is there a dad at home? Someone needs to kick those loser kids in their asses. And the mom is an idiot. Sheesh. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 07:02 PM (lVPtV) There used to be, but they got divorced. I don't know the details, but she's still in the house and he's gone.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 03:07 PM (sdi6R)

205 atc, we will start a manatee husbandry thread when you join.
Posted by: elizabethe at April 14, 2013 07:05 PM (qPCAa)

Heh. I should join up for the writing so as to make me start writing again.

Ha, tiger not even on the leader board. Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2013 07:04 PM (gqEUi)

WTF are you talking about, Tiger's fourth.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 03:07 PM (Gk3SS)

206 I've noticed that it's a big deal for some people to have a lawn service do the yard instead of making the kids go out and do it. That's so much classier dontchaknow.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 07:05 PM (Gk3SS

We live in a "horrible" gated community (keeps the gangbangers out), and our kid did yard work, blew off roofs, walked dogs, bagged groceries, and mopped the grocery store floors. Before he was 17. But we're abusive assholes like that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:07 PM (lVPtV)

207

Looks like there's some immediate decisions to be made.

I'd probably be out watching the storm.

It's letting up a bit now. Turned on the telly on the way over to the Masters and the Whether Channel was talking 1" hail just a couple of miles from Casa Backwardio. As JaneD mentioned upthread, that's NOT what I want to hear on a national broadcast.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 14, 2013 03:09 PM (+z4pE)

208

Calling all 'Ettes!

Any 'Ette who likes crafts, thinks she might like crafts, or is fairly certain she could be in a room where crafts are being done with out running in terror, is invited to join our new group at Ravelry.

The group is called 'Ettes of the Moron Horde and joining Ravelry only requires a free account. The goal is to get to know each other better and discuss a wide range of intrests that *are not* politics.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 14, 2013 03:09 PM (wbeNt)

209 Oh hey. There is a bear on our deck eating out of the birdfeeder. brb Going to take pics.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 03:09 PM (SCTXH)

210 He thinks my cholesterol is too high, I say I have to eat Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 06:59 PM (HVff2) the lipid hypothesis has never been proven. i.e. dietary fat/cholesterol does not cause high cholesterol. it's a totally bullshit hypothesis foisted on us by vegetarian activists in the government and by one scientist who basically cherry picked his data to get the result he wanted. watch the documentary fathead (it's funny too). "high cholesterol" is the AGW scare of the 60s.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 14, 2013 03:10 PM (qPCAa)

211 Not a manatee recipe thread?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 07:06 PM (SCTXH)

That's an emuing.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 03:10 PM (Gk3SS)

212 Rand Paul's address to Howard U is on C-Span. Might be interesting tv after the masters.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 14, 2013 03:10 PM (un8zR)

213 I'm conflicted. Should I root for the young Aussie with the annoying long putter or the old veteran?

Posted by: Y-not late and on the phone at April 14, 2013 03:10 PM (5H6zj)

214

Shit, I mowed my own front lawn for 12 years every Monday night. Single don'tcha know. There was an add on radio awhile back, depending on the yard. $10 bucks a week. 3 years now. Trims, leaf blower in spring. I still do teh back yard, garden and all flowers, plus most home improvements myself.

Lazy boys and stupid parents.

Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2013 03:10 PM (gqEUi)

215 I live in a golf course community too. The neighbors think I am insane because I made the 16 year old go out a get a job to support his new driving habit. WTF.... It is going to cost me $500 dollars a month just to keep his ass in the car I bought him. He can get a job to help out.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 14, 2013 03:10 PM (jucos)

216

I'd like to see Scott win but I'm ok with AC too.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 14, 2013 03:11 PM (15w2J)

217 210 Oh hey. There is a bear on our deck eating out of the birdfeeder. brb Going to take pics.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 07:09 PM (SCTXH

If we don't hear back from you tonight, ummm....good luck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:12 PM (lVPtV)

218 Rand Paul's address to Howard U is on C-Span. Might be interesting tv after the masters. *** Thanks for the heads up. I'm gonna watch. The reactions should be interesting.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 03:12 PM (piMMO)

219

WTF are you talking about, Tiger's fourth.

I didn't see it, maybe I only saw the 2nd page. Cooking, etc.

Lemon bar?

Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2013 03:12 PM (gqEUi)

220 Polli is there a gardening or cooking section to that thing?

Posted by: Y-not late and on the phone at April 14, 2013 03:13 PM (5H6zj)

221

I gotta go with Adam Scott because he at least speaks some form of English

Cabrera talks that Euro version of mexican

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 03:13 PM (Yhu4q)

222 I've noticed that it's a big deal for some people to have a lawn service do the yard instead of making the kids go out and do it. That's so much classier dontchaknow. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 07:05 PM (Gk3SS) I did the yard work starting at 13. I did it for years once my wife and I had a home. I'm 32 yrs old and financially secure enough that I can afford for someone to come cut, edge, trim bushes, etc once every other week. Plus, I really really really fucking hate doing it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 03:14 PM (GEICT)

223 Those 2 strokes had a pretty big impact on the standings/pocketbook.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2013 03:14 PM (ZshNr)

224 I believe Dick "Bloomin' Onion" Blumenthal, distinguished Senator from Connecticut, fought many a pitched battle in the Crowley's Korea II, Ronery Bugaloo.

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Or at the very least he used to watch Vic Morrow in Combat when he was a kid.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 14, 2013 03:14 PM (VlXYw)

225 Manatee are selfless lovers.

Posted by: hornyfemaledolphin at April 14, 2013 03:15 PM (khguY)

226

Posted by: Y-not late and on the phone at April 14, 2013 07:13 PM (5H6zj)

There is in our group Y-not. Ravelry is about needlework, but the groups can be about any interests we like.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 14, 2013 03:15 PM (wbeNt)

227 Fuck Tiger. The green behind our house looks a bit like Augusta right now. Except, not.

Heh. There's a funny, fluffy gray kitten who lurks on the side of the green, and attacks golf balls.

I love that damned cat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:15 PM (lVPtV)

228 Being a wise-ass Latina, I will explain this to you idiot bitter clingers.
Cuba, like NKorea, is miserably poor because we refuse to trade with them.
Venezuela is an economic wreck because of all that Yankee money buying the oil.
Mexico was once a mess because we were protectionists refusing to trade freely with them.
Now it is a mess because of NAFTA.

Any questions?

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How does Mitt Romney fit into this?

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 14, 2013 03:15 PM (VlXYw)

229 Cabrera is Argentinian, not Mexican.

Posted by: Y-not late and on the phone at April 14, 2013 03:16 PM (5H6zj)

230

Plus, I really really really fucking hate doing it.

Yardwork is why God made beer. After you use all the sharp, stabby tools, that is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 14, 2013 03:16 PM (+z4pE)

231 Masters thread up. now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 03:16 PM (piMMO)

232 Daughter started working at Walmart at age 16. Son started working at age 14, picking up goose poop at the lakefront. I told him he had nowhere to go but up.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 03:16 PM (P6QsQ)

233 The group is called 'Ettes of the Moron Horde and joining Ravelry only requires a free account. The goal is to get to know each other better and discuss a wide range of intrests that *are not* politics.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 14, 2013 07:09 PM (wbeNt)

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So the topics will be men and boob jobs?

Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2013 03:16 PM (yAItE)

234 Ok. I'll try to join that Ravelry thing. Thx Polli.

Posted by: Y-not late and on the phone at April 14, 2013 03:17 PM (5H6zj)

235 Merovign: Thanks again. You sent me in the right place to put the crosshairs.spr sprites file.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 14, 2013 03:17 PM (tOkJB)

236 For some reason my tv is stuck on, and won't budge from, some show called 'American Hoggers' where people with some limited ability to converse in the English language chase pigs around while wearing chaps.

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Are you sure that's not The View?

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 14, 2013 03:17 PM (VlXYw)

237 Plus I'm closer to age with AC so I'm torn. As long as Tiger isn't in the mix. The MSM masturbation if he had won would have been gross.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 14, 2013 03:18 PM (15w2J)

238 >>That's an emuing.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 07:10 PM (Gk3SS)<<

Veal of the sea my Lady.

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>>If we don't hear back from you tonight, ummm....good luck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 07:12 PM (lVPtV)<<

Dogs saw it before I could get there and scared it away. The problem this year is that the bears are waking up while we are still in winter. They are out of stored fat and need to eat. Lots of DNR warnings about them. First time in 16 years we had one on the deck.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 03:19 PM (SCTXH)

239 I've noticed that it's a big deal for some people to have a lawn service do the yard instead of making the kids go out and do it. Gotta next door neighbor who worked on satellites and nuke guidance systems for a very large currently non-tax-paying company. Tried cutting his own lawn and gave up after a year. I like engineers but sometimes they can't engineer their butts out of a brown paper bag. I'd bet my bottom dollar his kids could cut the lawn though.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 14, 2013 03:19 PM (feFL6)

240

Posted by: Y-not late and on the phone at April 14, 2013 07:17 PM (5H6zj)

Look forward to seeing you there.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 14, 2013 03:20 PM (wbeNt)

241 Are you sure that's not The View? Posted by: WalrusRex at April 14, 2013 07:17 PM (VlXYw) ROFLMAO

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 14, 2013 03:20 PM (V97CL)

242 "In past generations, those kids would not only be taking care of their own lawn, they would be out earning money by mowing other peoples' lawns. Posted by: rickl" My niece started mowing lawns in 9th grade. She charged $15-20 per lawn, and could do a lawn in 1 hour. By the way, she got a degree in engineering, married another engineer, and moved to Oregon for work. She and her husband were visiting over spring break and we had a very nice talk about how nuts the people in Oregon are, and the resulting high cost of living. There are still young people out there who know that liberalism is baaad. They also brought up PETA killing 90 something percent of the doggies they take in. There's hope for the smart kids.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2013 03:26 PM (yUCkL)

243

Looking at some bikini pictures of Katherine Webb in The Daily Mail.

That's the girl that makes Brent Mussberger's drool bucket runneth over.

Posted by: spc at April 14, 2013 03:28 PM (CtffS)

244 #114 Thank you Jane, for the hints at Sam's. I go there once a month or so for shipping supplies and copy paper. Sometimes I will buy food and wine, but I have trouble because so much of their frozen stuff is brands I don't know.

That sounds like a good buy, so will head over there later this week.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 14, 2013 03:29 PM (GoIUi)

245 Speaking of Fatty Whitewalls. Isn't that the look that eunuchs end up with?

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2013 03:29 PM (yUCkL)

246 223 I did the yard work starting at 13. I did it for years once my wife and I had a home. I'm 32 yrs old and financially secure enough that I can afford for someone to come cut, edge, trim bushes, etc once every other week. Plus, I really really really fucking hate doing it. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 07:14 PM (GEICT) See my comment #44 in the morning thread. I can handle lawnmowing, but not much else. My father left me a complete set of tools and machines, and I'm too much of a cheapskate to let them go to waste. I'll do edging maybe once or twice a year. Last summer I had to hire someone to prune the trees and bushes, which had become totally out of control. My other neighbor (not the one I was talking about earlier) is a lawn care fanatic. He must really really hate living next door to me.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 03:30 PM (sdi6R)

247 242Â Are you sure that's not The View?Â Posted by: WalrusRex I think you just won the internet.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 14, 2013 03:32 PM (qc1G2)

248 #128 BCochran1981, where is the meetup you are going to?

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 14, 2013 03:33 PM (GoIUi)

249 What's the line, 'pictures or it didn't happen'

http://tiny.cc/a40jvw

Posted by: luigi vercotti at April 14, 2013 03:36 PM (Jsiw/)

250 #148 Ys, you will spend money. Grub tratment on my 1/2 acre lawn is almost $400.

Also, if you have grubds now you might have japanese beetles this summer. Those evil bugs eat grapes, roses, hollyhocks, cherries, and plums. Othe stuff too, but those are their favorites.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 14, 2013 03:36 PM (GoIUi)

251 SCOTT

Posted by: Moron of Morgoth at April 14, 2013 03:40 PM (CYS6Q)

252 Manatees? More cushion for the pushin', dude!
Once you've had gray, you'll never go gay!

Posted by: male dolphin at April 14, 2013 03:41 PM (mGBy8)

253 #175 I have a young guy who runs a lawn service with his wife. I pay them $40 for every mow of my 1/2 acre yard. This includes weedeating all of the flower beds in the back (7 large perennial beds), the walks, the beds in the front (3) and the fences.

It all gets done in 15 minutes because they bring 2 mowers and a guy to weedeat.

When my husband is home, he doesn't mow. He likes to watch THEM mow.

I gave our mower to my son so grandson can mow. It takes him a couple of hours to do their yard.

I imagine your neighbor got tired of waiting for them to findtime between sports practices, plus she was tired of flowers being cut down with careless trimming. After my husband cut down 2 peoniy plants assuming they were weeds, I refused to let anyone but the lawn service mow.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 14, 2013 03:42 PM (GoIUi)

254 Maud'dib bout where you at in WI? Bears at the feeder not uncommon in my parts?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 03:46 PM (HVff2)

255 Does anyone else find Huckabee creepy as fuck?

Posted by: ElKomandante at April 14, 2013 04:02 PM (gtH54)

256 >>Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 07:46 PM (HVff2)<<

Chippewa County. Bears at feeders are not uncommon. Bears in my barn eating barn cat food are not uncommon. Bears in my garage looking for God knows what, also not uncommon. I even have trail cam video of a bear spending 20 minutes shredding my son's deer hunting ground blind. However, bears on my 2nd story deck in full daylight are very uncommon.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 04:05 PM (SCTXH)

257 Thanks, Fenelon, I just copied and pasted this for the WaPo blog under Gosnell and lack of media attention. They have been pretty quiet today, and I don't think it is due to a day or rest and honoring the Sabbath.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 14, 2013 04:09 PM (baL2B)

258 Duh...Fenelon, I posted the Grand Jury report from Pundette above. Brain is fuzzy from fighting liberals all weekend on the subject of Gosnell and lack of media.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 14, 2013 04:10 PM (baL2B)

259

Up here in Canada, the Liberals just elected Justin Trudeau, son of Pierre, as their leader.

I'd love them to be in charge when the world economy collapses so this place could burn more efficiently.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 14, 2013 04:17 PM (AC0lD)

260 Calling any available Moron or 'Ette to join me at Washington Post tonight, under this header:

"Is media bias to blame for lack of Gosnell coverage? Or something far more banal?"

What BS, right? This is how they want to play...

It is fresh and new. Tomorrow is the big war for me so I have to rest. Tonight is the preview.

Also see comments under this header:

In the Kermit Gosnell case, conservative watchdogs rattle the mainstream mediaÂ’s cage

Thanks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 14, 2013 04:25 PM (baL2B)

261 >>>I just heard the sound of lawnmowers outside. My next door neighbor hires a lawn service to take care of that. She has two strapping teenage sons, who were out shooting hoops in the driveway while the lawn guys were doing their thing. As a teen I mowed our lawn and those of many neighbors. Good money. Nowadays my folks have Mexicans do it. Are they cheap? No. Are they giving out jobs that "Americans don't do"? Well, the first offer went to neighborhood teens, but they couldn't bother showing up, and the job went to some Mexican guys, so I guess the answer to that is technically yes. I'd be more angry at the parent who overlooks this work ethic than at the lazy teen himself.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 14, 2013 05:22 PM (uOEAO)

262 This seems like a weak poke at that horrible journalist. Of all of the stupid things she's said, this is the least offensive. Northo Korea DID attack South Korea in the last few years. Sure, it wasn't Seoul they attacked, but that's only a very slight misstatement.

Also, if this was discussed in a court of law, it'd be determined to be a true statement, since NK attacks Seoul computers daily.

Posted by: Kevin at April 15, 2013 12:29 AM (gB7mv)

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