October 07, 2012
— Gang of Gaming Morons!
David here. Since Zakn is taking the weekend off, it falls to some of us second-stringers to bring the video game post. Unlike Zakn, I am not involved in EVE online. I prefer to waste my gaming time with Star Wars: The Old Republic and Guild Wars 2, although Borderlands 2 has been sucking up a lot of my disposable time. In any case, here is what has been going on recently in the gaming world.
Mists of Pandaria, the latest expansion to World of Warcraft, has sold at least 2.7 million copies in the first week, pushing the subscribed fanbase for the game back over 10 million worldwide. Blizzard claims that they have seen growth across all geographical areas and all demographic categories.
Star Wars: The Old Republic's lead designer has quit Bioware and is looking for work, at least according to a series of tweets that came to light last week on Twitter. This follows a lot of other high profile defections from Bioware in the wake of their acquisition a couple of years ago by Electronic Arts, continuing EAs perfect record of acquiring the world's most talented game developers and sucking the life from them, leaving their dried, desiccated corpses by the side of the road in the middle of the desert.
Unfinished Swan, the world's premiere "first person painting" (looks like first person paintball game, personally) will debut October 23 on Playstation 3. The game involves revealing the world around the player by throwing balls of paint at the empty landscape around them.
Despite the runaway success of Borderlands 2, Gearbox Games is not currently developing Borderlands 3. The good news is that their development efforts are currently focused on more Borderlands 2 content, so we may see a lot more stuff over the coming months, rather than having to wait 2 or 3 years for more Pandora-y goodness. However, Gearbox also promised that Borderlands 3 development should start up by the beginning of 2013.
Resident Evil 6 shipped 4.5 million copies in its initial shipments, according to publisher Capcom. If true, this would be the highest number of units shipped for any Capcom game ever. However, the numbers provided by Capcom include units shipped to retailers and don't actually indicate the amount of sell-through to individual consumers.
In other "Electronics Arts is the devil and must DIE DIE DIE DIE" news, Skyrim publisher Bethesda Softworks has opened a new studio in Austin headed by former BioWarer Rich Vogel. The new studio, named Battlecry Studios, joins Arkane Studios, run by Bethesda parent Zenimax, as being based in Austin, giving this media group quite a presence in this area.
Recently Released: (shamelessly stolen from GameFAQs)
09/25 Dead or Alive 5 - PS3
           Dead or Alive 5 - X360
           FIFA Soccer 13 - X360
           FIFA Soccer 13 - PS3
           Final Fantasy III - PSP
           One Piece: Pirate Warriors - PS3
           Tokyo Jungle - PS3
09/27 The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave - 3DS
10/02 NBA 2K13 - PS3
           NBA 2K13 - X360
           NBA 2K13 - PC
           New Little King's Story - VITA
           Resident Evil 6 - X360
           Resident Evil 6 - PS3
           Sonic Adventure 2 - PS3
10/05 NiGHTS into Dreams... - X360
           Sonic Adventure 2 - X360
           Trials Evolution: Origin of Pain - X360
10/07 Pokemon Black Version 2 - DS
           Pokemon White Version 2 - DS
Coming Soon: (shamelessly stolen from GameFAQs)
10/08 Naughty Bear: Double Trouble - PS3
10/09 Code of Princess - 3DS
           Dishonored - X360
           Dishonored - PC
           Dishonored - PS3
           Dragon Ball Z for Kinect - X360
           Fable: The Journey - X360
           Mass Effect 3: Retaliation - X360
           Retro City Rampage - VITA
           XCOM: Enemy Unknown - PS3
           XCOM: Enemy Unknown - X360
           XCOM: Enemy Unknown - PC
10/10 Mass Effect 3: Retaliation - PC
           Mass Effect 3: Retaliation - PS3
10/12 Happy Wars - X360
10/16 007 Legends - X360
           Doom 3 BFG Edition - X360
           Doom 3 BFG Edition - PS3
           Mugen Souls - PS3
           Silent Hill: Book of Memories - VITA
And that is it for this week. Hopefully, Zakn will be back next week to do his usual fabulous job, and we can quit the amateur hour stuff. Good gaming, morons and 'ettes.
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Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 07, 2012 11:35 AM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Sorta Steevy at October 07, 2012 11:36 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at October 07, 2012 11:38 AM (626t3)
No mention of the Halo 4 live action series "Forward Unto Dawn?" sadface
It is really well done and puts most TV series to shame.
Posted by: WheelmanForHire at October 07, 2012 11:39 AM (l8nIR)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 07, 2012 11:39 AM (m/eXi)
Go Cold Turkey now and live again.
Think of all the things you could do and all the porn you could watch if you had that 4 hours a night (or in the case of most wow players 8 hours) and more than half of your weekend back.
Go Outside, live life, lose some weight, get some sun, and maybe pussy, or dick if you are into that.
WOW is Evil.
Run while you can and never look back.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 07, 2012 11:39 AM (ovpNn)
BIAS ALERT
Letterman Calls Romney a 'Felon'
Late night TV host calls Romney a 'felon,' accusing him
of not paying income taxes, despite proof he did
http://tinyurl.com/9epxfvn
Posted by: General Woundwort at October 07, 2012 11:41 AM (DWgdc)
Posted by: Polliwogette: Teahada hobbit at October 07, 2012 11:41 AM (XM34t)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 07, 2012 11:42 AM (ovpNn)
I've started doing the Daedric quests, which I hadn't bothered with on my previous play throughs.
I'm also slowing making my way through a Mass Effect 1,2 and 3 play through with a new character. Finishing up the last of the side quests before taking on the completion of the main quest.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 07, 2012 11:42 AM (dX4hn)
Posted by: Boulder Hobo at October 07, 2012 11:44 AM (QTHTd)
MSN
TRENDING
GOP outs opponent's Orc alter ego.
Maine Republicans have spent the week attacking
Democrat Senate hopeful Colleen Lachowicz not
because of what she's done but because of what she
pretends to do. The GOP in Maine has launched an entire
website dedicated to outing Santiaga, her orc rogue alter
ego (a level 85 orc, even Â… and, no, we don't know
what that means) in the online game "World of Warcraft."
According to them, Lachowicz's "bizarre double life" makes
her unfit for office, and they're sending out fliers to the entire
district to point that out. "I think it's weird that I'm being
targeted for playing online games," Lachowicz said.
"What's really weird is that [they] are going after my hobbies
instead of talking about their record."
http://tinyurl.com/9lmfdx5
Posted by: General Woundwort at October 07, 2012 11:44 AM (DWgdc)
Posted by: when politics meet gaming at October 07, 2012 11:45 AM (LpQbZ)
My son and I are both practicing archery now. He likes to use the circles on the target to represent hit points lost on an enemy as he plays a Worgen hunter fighting off undead foes.
Posted by: Polliwogette: Teahada hobbit at October 07, 2012 11:45 AM (XM34t)
Posted by: rockmom at October 07, 2012 11:45 AM (qe2/V)
Posted by: when politics meet gaming at October 07, 2012 11:46 AM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: Stephanie Cutter at October 07, 2012 11:47 AM (wIgpo)
HEADLINE STORY
Romney Starting to Look Like Reagan, Ryan Says
MILWAUKEE — Paul Ryan said that finally, a month before
Election Day, people are getting to see the real Mitt Romney,
and the Republican presidential nominee is starting to look a l
ot like Ronald Reagan.
http://tinyurl.com/9o6phaq
Posted by: General Woundwort at October 07, 2012 11:49 AM (DWgdc)
Posted by: Ron Paul's online alter ego at October 07, 2012 11:50 AM (IhzyJ)
Not too surprising that there's more to the story than the original report, although the GOP should have expected that. I have to admit that I find slaughtering virtual enemies to be a great stress reliever that helps me not take out frustration and anxiety on those around me. At the same time, I don't think I've ever fantasized doing anything more violent than slapping to a political person I disagreed with.
Posted by: Polliwogette: Teahada hobbit at October 07, 2012 11:50 AM (XM34t)
Go there, donate. I needs my mega dungeon to have more floors. Also, the more successful it is the more sad clown the head of EA will be, which is always a plus. Not to mention it's by the same guys who did BG2 and Fallout 2. And Fallout New Vegas.
Posted by: ravenshrike at October 07, 2012 11:51 AM (eESJp)
Posted by: tears of laughter at October 07, 2012 11:53 AM (LpQbZ)
MAGAZINE
Creature Discomfort: Animal rights in a country where cats
are eaten.
The Gastronomic Festival of the Cat happens every September
in La Quebrada, Peru, but this year it comes as animal rights
activists step up their efforts to change attitudes.
http://tinyurl.com/8ac54ka
Posted by: General Woundwort at October 07, 2012 11:54 AM (DWgdc)
http://tinyurl.com/9zb8opm
Posted by: rockmom at October 07, 2012 03:45 PM (qe2/V)
You notice that Halo while being a popular game gets almost no real reaction like Pokemon, Tetris, Mario and Zelda does.
Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at October 07, 2012 11:55 AM (GULKT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 07, 2012 11:56 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at October 07, 2012 11:56 AM (KCvsd)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 07, 2012 11:56 AM (GEICT)
The Tetris one was cute.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 07, 2012 11:58 AM (dX4hn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 07, 2012 11:58 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 07, 2012 11:59 AM (GEICT)
Here's a really cool gamer video especially for Portal lovers.
Portal: Terminal Velocity. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsdEXlPsobI
Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at October 07, 2012 12:00 PM (GULKT)
http://i.imgur.com/l56lo.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_vCFKuXrQo
Posted by: Dan K. at October 07, 2012 12:00 PM (c32CV)
FACING OFF AGAINST OBAMA
Mitt Romney: American policy is to stand by Israel
..When it comes to Israel, Romney has emerged an outspoken
critic of President Barack Obama, and has firmly declared that the
U.S. must maintain its policy of standing by its allies.
http://tinyurl.com/8mjnqpq
Posted by: General Woundwort at October 07, 2012 12:02 PM (DWgdc)
Nooooo! I was just going to play since I've been really good all day and got lots of stuff done.
Posted by: Polliwogette: Teahada hobbit at October 07, 2012 12:05 PM (XM34t)
If you hold your tongue and say 'gaming' it sounds like 'gay men'. I'm juth thayin'.
Posted by: Reggie Love Weiner at October 07, 2012 12:06 PM (wIgpo)
Posted by: Polliwogette: Teahada hobbit at October 07, 2012 12:07 PM (XM34t)
Posted by: Dan K. at October 07, 2012 12:09 PM (c32CV)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 07, 2012 12:11 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: Unclefacts, now with even more summoning power. at October 07, 2012 12:12 PM (6IReR)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 07, 2012 12:13 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 07, 2012 12:14 PM (OjQYm)
Posted by: Harry Reid at October 07, 2012 12:15 PM (LlnaW)
In the meantime, my current 4e campaign continues onward. I need to figure out some things for them to do while traipsing through a tainted wilderness.
Posted by: Hal at October 07, 2012 12:16 PM (2wZs/)
Posted by: meandering at October 07, 2012 12:19 PM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2012 12:20 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: David Letterman at October 07, 2012 12:21 PM (/YJYi)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 07, 2012 12:22 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Truman North at October 07, 2012 12:28 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: DizzyMissL at October 07, 2012 12:29 PM (8S+r3)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 07, 2012 12:53 PM (L7hol)
Posted by: Temporal Lurker at October 07, 2012 12:59 PM (3ziXJ)
Posted by: waelse1 at October 07, 2012 01:07 PM (K+wPY)
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I've not seen The Guild. Mrs. Chronda is a big fan and bought the whole series on DVD at the last Blizzcon (I hid in the hotel building the LEGO Hogwart's Express; I'm not good with crowds), but then immediately whisked the whole set away into her mysterious wench cave (like a man cave, only pink and fluffy) before I could get a look at them.
My Pandaria collector's edition arrived. When I installed it on the Windows box I use for running Kerbal Space Program, I didn't have to download anything. Implication being that yes, it will run on my trusty HP Mini 210 netbook, as it's what I've actually been running since the most recent patch. Apparently they just have to throw some switch in the software to turn the non-Pandaria client into a Pandaria client, similar to that old IBM mainframe that could be upgraded to a faster processor by simply moving a jumper.
Been another busy week, so not much time for gaming (taking Latin and Russian simultaneously at the local community college has really put a dent in my game time), but I have managed to get Bill Kerman out to Eve, another of the new planets in Kerbal Space Program 0.17:
http://tinyurl.com/9q4bcsr
Jeb is still orbiting Duna:
http://tinyurl.com/9jkyglv
And I have a crew of three orbiting Ike, Duna's moon:
http://tinyurl.com/9fd7hz6
I'll probably have to break down and get one of those on-screen protractor mods that are all the rage these days, as I'm not doing that well at eyeballing the angles between the planets.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 07, 2012 01:20 PM (1c58W)
Posted by: The Dude at October 07, 2012 01:57 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Jordan at October 07, 2012 01:58 PM (RSG1I)
Posted by: NJRob at October 07, 2012 02:06 PM (FVp26)
Well i havent had the urge to pick it up and play in over a weeik. Still level 30ish.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 07, 2012 03:23 PM (ovpNn)
Just gimme some Assassin's Creed III on the 30th and I'm good till Christmas!
Posted by: Py at October 07, 2012 04:22 PM (g0ylv)
Posted by: Polliwogette: Teahada hobbit at October 07, 2012 04:45 PM (XM34t)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 07, 2012 04:55 PM (r4wIV)
I made a horde character on the server you suggested but I couldn't ever find anyone on in the guild and now I don't recall its name.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 07, 2012 08:42 PM (r4wIV)
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The guild's not up and running yet, since Polliwogette has not yet managed to get all the required signatures. You'll need to look for one of her characters so you can get together and do the guild charter signing bit.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 08, 2012 12:21 AM (1c58W)
Posted by: Mordrach at October 09, 2012 07:22 AM (2g6hO)
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Posted by: The Political Hat at October 07, 2012 11:05 AM (sZTYJ)