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October 21, 2012

Sunday NFL Thread [OregonMuse]
— Open Blogger

I think Dave In Texas is still at the AoSHQDD strategy meeting, so this afternoon's NFL Thread won't be up to his usual high standards.

When he comes to, maybe he'll stop by and say 'hi'.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 08:30 AM | Comments (204)
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1 Eleventy !

Posted by: Yip at October 21, 2012 08:31 AM (Mrdk1)

2 AoSHQ has standards?

Posted by: Rocky at October 21, 2012 08:31 AM (obHss)

3 Dave In Texas is still at the AoSHQDD strategy meeting

Translation: He's passed out drunk with his pants around his ankles.

Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2012 08:32 AM (X6akg)

4 Elbows better than Tebows.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 21, 2012 08:32 AM (Qxdfp)

5 Now we have pointy elbows!

Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2012 08:32 AM (YdQQY)

6 Finally!

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at October 21, 2012 08:33 AM (nw0Vt)

7 2 AoSHQ has standards?

Something about size and weight standards for bagging Hobos.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 21, 2012 08:33 AM (Qxdfp)

8 OK - now the cheerleaders have finally shown up can we get some more polling data?

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at October 21, 2012 08:34 AM (nw0Vt)

9 Redzone don't fail me now!

Posted by: Zakn at October 21, 2012 08:35 AM (zyaZ1)

10 These girls will do stuff on grass most of us dream about. On powder they will do it til the wee hours of the morning. When those January games go into overtime they'll wish they were inside bouncing up and down on hard wood. Not that those clean and presentable African-American basketball cheerleaders don't do a helluva job.

Posted by: Jackanape Joe Biden at October 21, 2012 08:37 AM (sOtz/)

11 http://tinyurl.com/9qzrnqk hahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2012 08:38 AM (ck76k)

12 2
AoSHQ has standards?

7 Something about size and weight standards for bagging Hobos.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 21, 2012 12:33 PM

Hobo season doesn't start for seven weeks yet.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 21, 2012 08:38 AM (BAnPT)

13 Haven't seen so much camel toe since the caravan stopped at the wadi.

Posted by: The Choir at October 21, 2012 08:40 AM (OBDWE)

14 I don't do tiny url but if you hate Roger Cocksucker Goodell as much as I do, go to Grantland dot com and enjoy how effectively they smack around that fat fuck.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at October 21, 2012 08:40 AM (eOtsQ)

15 Lol!

@samsteinhp

"WhereÂ’s Chris Christie when we need him? HeÂ’s our line." -- Romney talking to aides as they get ready for beach football

Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2012 08:41 AM (X6akg)

16 good pic. like drinking Milwaukee's Best, sometimes it's more about quantity than quality

Posted by: parx at October 21, 2012 08:42 AM (ZXvn7)

17 this afternoon's NFL Thread won't be up to his usual high standards.

That's some funny shit right there, Dave!

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 21, 2012 08:43 AM (kpCLl)

18 Ah, Tampa Bay strippers um cheerleaders

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at October 21, 2012 08:43 AM (L7Xmo)

19 Hobo season doesn't start for seven weeks yet.

Hobo season has an end?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2012 08:45 AM (xKC/c)

20 Butterfaces.

Posted by: Truman North at October 21, 2012 08:45 AM (I2LwF)

21 Twitter gem. Stephanie McMaster @Smethanie Any woman who writes anything other than "my vagina" on her husband's "honey-do list" is an idiot. Hooray, Stephanie. Go Giants!

Posted by: BP NJ at October 21, 2012 08:46 AM (ph70Q)

22 Does the skull and crossbones signify a quarantine on their va-jay-jays?

Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2012 08:47 AM (vm7ot)

Romney Rally at Red Rocks.

Oct 23rd 6:30PM

http://tinyurl.com/8rq5gcn

Posted by: Fresh at October 21, 2012 08:47 AM (O7ksG)

24 A plethora of elbows are on display, many of them very pointy.

That's a bigger crowd than Sandra Fluke drew yesterday.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 21, 2012 08:47 AM (ccXZP)

25 That's a bigger crowd than Sandra Fluke drew yesterday. By neither weight nor volume.

Posted by: Truman North at October 21, 2012 08:48 AM (e6n3t)

26 Joe Bidet paid a visit to Florida yesterday--at an elementary school in St Augustine. An. elementary. school. gymnasium.

not doing well...

Posted by: Major _____ de Coverly at October 21, 2012 08:50 AM (Dll6b)

27 Sunday Morning Cheerleader Video.

Lots of bouncing body parts

If you know what I mean and I know that you do!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eatjD1nkRA

Posted by: Stephanie Cutter Political Strategist, Professional Liar, and Administrations #2 Turd Polisher at October 21, 2012 08:52 AM (ovpNn)

28 For some political cheerleading, I'll contribute --

Our Ohio Victory Center yesterday made over 7,200+ door-to-door contacts. That surpassed the goal of 3,000.

So. Much. Win.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 21, 2012 08:52 AM (b3OIk)

29 Hobo season has an end?

They're only safe to eat between Dec 21 and Feb 27 in the northern hemisphere
Except Santa Fe and Tacoma where it's a year round sport.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 21, 2012 08:53 AM (BAnPT)

As I wander the net, I keep running into that pic of the "protestor" in Benghazi. You know the one? The guy in a white wife-beater waving a machine pistol. There's a burning car in the background.

That guy totally sets off my gaydar.

Posted by: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark at October 21, 2012 08:54 AM (1Y+hH)

31 Second from the right....is that Latoya Jackson?

Posted by: El Kabong at October 21, 2012 08:55 AM (HAsYI)

32 30
As I wander the net, I keep running into that pic of the "protestor" in Benghazi. You know the one? The guy in a white wife-beater waving a machine pistol. There's a burning car in the background.

That guy totally sets off my gaydar.

Posted by: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark at October 21, 2012 12:54 PM (1Y+hH)

thats not a wifebeater.

thats a boatneck and a pair of clamdiggers....think back to 1980s WHAM!

Posted by: Stephanie Cutter Political Strategist, Professional Liar, and Administrations #2 Turd Polisher at October 21, 2012 08:55 AM (ovpNn)

Color me suspicious of this so called "strategy meeting." Has anyone scanned the headlines for hobos found beated/killed? Has there been a run on value-rite? Have any Ewoks been admitted to the Emoergency room with excessive chafing?

Strategy meeting. Likely story.

Posted by: California Red at October 21, 2012 08:56 AM (DXTKe)

34 Second from the right....is that Latoya Jackson?

Posted by: El Kabong at October 21, 2012 12:55 PM (HAsYI)

---- ---- - ---- --- ---

All I can tell you is, none of them are Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Eagle-eyed Moron at October 21, 2012 08:56 AM (1Y+hH)

35 Today's football munchies:

peanuts
popcorn
chips n dip
double stuffed Golden Oreos

for the night game:

ribeye steak
cheese cake

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 21, 2012 08:57 AM (8sCoq)

36 We only need a strategy.

Posted by: Jon Brackenbrook at October 21, 2012 08:59 AM (8/bPb)

37 Cookin mah Sunday Steak as I post

Posted by: Zakn at October 21, 2012 09:00 AM (zyaZ1)

Romney Rally at Red Rocks.

I love that place. Running up the stairs along the side of the arena is a great workout. Lots of "scenery" there too, besides the pretty red rocks. I wonder if that little herd of deer that hangs out just above the arena is still around. I'll have to go check this week, when I'm down in the city for a couple of Halloween gigs.

Posted by: Eagle-eyed Moron at October 21, 2012 09:01 AM (1Y+hH)

39 talk about SHORT shorts

Posted by: kinlaw at October 21, 2012 09:01 AM (uLTng)

40 Gallup 52R-45O

Posted by: Gran at October 21, 2012 09:02 AM (CPX+P)

41 NBC/WSJ out with a national poll showing the race tied at 47-47, all post second debate. Had Obama up 3 last time. No internals yet, but this is certainly not good news for Obama.

Posted by: tofer732 at October 21, 2012 09:02 AM (m5Iwq)

42 Green Bay Pakers. Chili, bourbon, beer, cheese. FYNQ

Posted by: ChampionCpua at October 21, 2012 09:02 AM (KZi9D)

43 de-sock

Posted by: Meremortal loves Red Rocks at October 21, 2012 09:03 AM (1Y+hH)

44 Gallup Romney 52 Putz 45

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2012 09:03 AM (TMB3S)

45 GALLOP

Romney back up to highest point again...Ocrapsandwich flatlining still.

ROMNEY 52 / OBOWMAO 45

http://tinyurl.com/9ltl6vw

Ouch thats gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Stephanie Cutter Political Strategist, Professional Liar, and Administrations #2 Turd Polisher at October 21, 2012 09:06 AM (ovpNn)

46 No internals yet, but this is certainly not good news for Obama.

Posted by: tofer732 at October 21, 2012 01:02 PM (m5Iwq)

Yeah, I'd like to see those internals. And I want to see a Good, Bad and the Ugly style shootout starring Dave in Fla, Marist and Nate Silver.

Posted by: Meremortal, calculating the odds at October 21, 2012 09:06 AM (1Y+hH)

47 Retired CIA officer Gary Berntsen believes help could have come much sooner. He commanded CIA counter-terrorism missions targeting Osama bin Laden and led the team that responded after bombings of the U.S. Embassy in East Africa. Â“You find a way to make this happen,Â” Berntsen says. Â“There isnÂ’t a plan for every single engagement. Sometimes you have to be able to make adjustments. They made zero adjustments in this. They stood and they watched and our people died.Â” from JWF Benghazi article in the side bar. They watched the attack live, and did nothing. Sent no help. Saw no protest. Saw the attack and the likely dragging of Stevens body through the streets. And. Did. Nothing. Oh, except lie about it. I have no doubt the JEF saw it and made the call to do nothing. No doubt

Posted by: Thunderb at October 21, 2012 09:07 AM (Dnbau)

48 Glanced at the NYT while waiting for coffee this morning; to hear them tell it, Obama has Michigan, Ohio and Pennsylvania all locked up and cash to burn in other states. Why do I not believe that?

Posted by: natasha at October 21, 2012 09:10 AM (pyYXJ)

49 The only States Obama has a lock on are NY and CA. The rest are in the Romney column or tossups.

Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2012 09:11 AM (YdQQY)

50 > I have no doubt the JEF saw it and made the call to do nothing. No doubt

risk management: because doing something and botching it would make Teh Won look bad. Better to let things play out, then spin THAT

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 21, 2012 09:11 AM (8sCoq)

51 I know there are some troops in Italy. Some kind of African anti-terror command. Various assets which move in and out of the Middle East. All of them close enough to use something like an Osprey. Rescue by special operators seems to be one of its most logical uses. Italy to Benghazi by Osprey can't take very long.

Posted by: Beagle at October 21, 2012 09:12 AM (sOtz/)

52 The Roanoke Times, which has not endorsed a GOP candidate for President since I don't remember, today announced that they were changing their policy on endorsements in Presidential races. They will not be making an endorsement this year to focus on the House and Senate races. This is a paper that in 08 endorsed Obama and McCain in the primaries, then couldn't wait to endorse Obama for President because of McCain's "extreme views".

When this paper can't find a reason to endorse Obama, it's game over.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 21, 2012 09:12 AM (Zd/NW)

53 >The only States Obama has a lock on are NY and CA. The rest are in the Romney column or tossups.

Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2012 01:11 PM (YdQQY)

would you repeat that? Because it sounds incredible.

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 21, 2012 09:12 AM (8sCoq)

54 Posted by: Meremortal, calculating the odds at October 21, 2012 01:06 PM (1Y+hH) Well, adding these new Gallup calculations, my model has Obama improving to 91% chance of reelection.

Posted by: Bagdad Nate at October 21, 2012 09:13 AM (qkj1D)

55 And these people want to handle my healthcare?

Posted by: Z Chris Stevens at October 21, 2012 09:14 AM (1Y+hH)

56 48 Glanced at the NYT while waiting for coffee this morning; to hear them tell it, Obama has Michigan, Ohio and Pennsylvania all locked up and cash to burn in other states.

Why do I not believe that?

Posted by: natasha at October 21, 2012 01:10 PM (pyYXJ)

Truth? Get the fuck out of here.

Its the New York Times....the future can not belong to those that insult the prophet of journolislam.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 21, 2012 09:14 AM (ovpNn)

57 > Italy to Benghaziby Osprey can't take very long.

Posted by: Beagle at October 21, 2012 01:12 PM (sOtz/)

maybe I've seen too many action movies, but our guys drop in by parachute, form up and storm the compound guns blazing, right?

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 21, 2012 09:15 AM (8sCoq)

58 I'm expecting a lot of good fart jokes to result from this "strategy meeting".

Posted by: obamaphony at October 21, 2012 09:15 AM (vdQuG)

59 Well, adding these new Gallup calculations, my model has Obama improving to 91% chance of reelection.

Posted by: Bagdad Nate at October 21, 2012 01:13 PM (qkj1D)

---- ----- ---- -- --- - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Nate, there's two kinds of people in this world. Those with guns...and those who dig.

You dig.

Posted by: Blondie at October 21, 2012 09:16 AM (1Y+hH)

60 Seen on twitter:

Mass shooting at a mall in Brookfield, WI.

Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2012 09:17 AM (X6akg)

61 Intrade has Obama up by 69

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 21, 2012 09:17 AM (ovpNn)

62 would you repeat that? Because it sounds incredible.

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 21, 2012 01:12 PM (8sCoq)

He probably has ME and VT too but not much more as a "lock". He will get a few of the toss-ups but I still say 10 or less total.

Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2012 09:18 AM (YdQQY)

63 Dropping to a knee like Tim Tebow might cost you now.

The New York Jets backup quarterback is trademarking "Tebowing," a move in which he goes down on one knee and holds a clenched fist against his forehead while praying during games.

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 21, 2012 09:20 AM (8sCoq)

64 "AHAHAHAHAHAH! Tales from the crypt........................"

Posted by: Jheri Carl at October 21, 2012 09:21 AM (//cIL)

65 Ok, now they're saying the shooting wasn't actually IN the mall but near it.

Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2012 09:21 AM (X6akg)

66 maybe I've seen too many action movies, but our guys drop in by parachute, form up and storm the compound guns blazing, right?

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 21, 2012 01:15 PM (8sCoq)

We still have airborne capable of that, but probably not as quickly as a platoon just getting on an Osprey, going vertical, then 275 knots horizontal. It really depended on who was ready for what and from where, which I don't know.

Posted by: Beagle at October 21, 2012 09:22 AM (sOtz/)

67 The United Nations Special Rapporteur on Counter-Terrorism and Human Rights has warned Americans not to elect Republican Mitt Romney in next monthÂ’s presidential election, saying that doing so would be Â“a democratic mandate for torture.Â”

At Breitbart

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 21, 2012 09:22 AM (8sCoq)

68 He probably has ME and VT too but not much more as a "lock". He will get a few of the toss-ups but I still say 10 or less total.

Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2012 01:18 PM (YdQQY)

Vic, seriously? You got an electoral estimate?

Posted by: Meremortal, eyes bugged out at October 21, 2012 09:24 AM (1Y+hH)

69 If it turns out that Obama and his people watched that drone footage and did nothing, I want each and every one of them indicted

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 21, 2012 09:24 AM (8sCoq)

70 I saw a recent Ca poll showing the race at 53O/38R; no idea of the internals though.

C'mon Cali, join the wave. It's not too late.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 21, 2012 09:25 AM (ccXZP)

71 52- Holy carp. I was sure they were going to endorse the Lightworker...... well, as soon as the news about all the coal-related layoffs at Norfolk-Southern wore off. OT- I'm getting seriously nauseated by Yahoo pulling out all the stops for their darling One lately.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 21, 2012 09:25 AM (C8mVl)

72 how certain are we on that drone story?

is it reliable?

cuz if it is is, its totally hudson (game over man)

Posted by: kinlaw at October 21, 2012 09:25 AM (uLTng)

73 I fart in the general direction of your game thread.

Posted by: Meremortal, brrrrappp at October 21, 2012 09:28 AM (1Y+hH)

74 I think Obama's floor, bare minimum, is 164: CA, DE, DC, HI, IL, MD, MA, MN, NY, RI, VT, WA. 11 states and he District. That's down from yesterday's more rosy Obama projection of a floor of 187. His ceiling is still 258, and were still fine.

Posted by: Truman North at October 21, 2012 09:31 AM (e6n3t)

75 no man- don't ditch for the game thread

guys? guys?

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 21, 2012 09:31 AM (8sCoq)

76 C'mon Cali, join the wave. It's not too late.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 21, 2012 01:25 PM (ccXZP)

C'mon wave, do your thing to Cali...Let's start all over....

Posted by: Portnoy at October 21, 2012 09:31 AM (A5Abh)

77 And BTW, the Cheerleader second from the right....

That's a Man, Baby!!!!

Posted by: Portnoy at October 21, 2012 09:33 AM (A5Abh)

78 26 Posted by: Major _____ de Coverly at October 21, 2012 12:50 PM (Dll6b) Kudos for using the correct spelling of Joe Bidet. As for going to elementary school gyms, I thought that was the province of Harry "Aqualung was a piker" Reid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 09:34 AM (+tqYo)

79 Next stop for Obama-bidet: showing up at farmers markets they haven't shut down yet

Posted by: Truman North at October 21, 2012 09:36 AM (I2LwF)

80 By the way, I saw that Todd Akin supposedly called McAsskill a dog? Bitch would have been more appropriate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 09:36 AM (+tqYo)

81 77 And BTW, the Cheerleader second from the right.... That's a Man, Baby!!!! Posted by: Portnoy at October 21, 2012 01:33 PM (A5Abh) I think she's/he's a waitress at Lucky Chang's in NYC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 09:37 AM (+tqYo)

82 >>>And these people want to handle my healthcare?

Does Obamacare cover spontaneous murder in a foreign country? Is death a pre-existing condition?

Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2012 09:37 AM (vm7ot)

if Vic and Truman are right about the prez-race, the Senate races should be looking a lot better too, right?

Posted by: Meremortal, brrrrappp at October 21, 2012 09:38 AM (1Y+hH)

84 -Nate, there's two kinds of people in this world. Those with guns...and those who dig.You dig.

Posted by: Blondie at October 21, 2012 01:16 PM (1Y+hH)

Clearly my projections find a 98% chance that you are racist, 75% chance that you are a teabagger, and 150% chance that you are an AMERICA HATER for disagreeing with my excellent statists.

Posted by: Bagdad Nate at October 21, 2012 09:38 AM (M1gmo)

85 The downside of a landslide is we'll never hear the end of it from Dick Morris.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 09:39 AM (+tqYo)

86 I was there. Those were not al'quaeda. Those were freedom fire fighters trying to save the americans who accidentally lit their compound on fire because they throw their dirty american cigarettes on the ground instead of using ashtrays.

Posted by: Ben Ghazi at October 21, 2012 09:40 AM (ovpNn)

87 83 if Vic and Truman are right about the prez-race, the Senate racesshould be looking a lot better too, right? Posted by: Meremortal, brrrrappp at October 21, 2012 01:38 PM (1Y+hH) I thought I saw a Dave in FL post and he was very optimistic for a Republican takeover? Dave?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 09:40 AM (+tqYo)

88 Does Obamacare cover spontaneous murder in a foreign country? Is death a pre-existing condition?

Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2012 01:37 PM (vm7ot)

Yes, coverage includes treacly falsehoods proclaimed over your casket.

No extra charge. Oh, wait, check that. For you, special price. Love you long time.

Posted by: Obamacare International at October 21, 2012 09:40 AM (1Y+hH)

89 85 The downside of a landslide is we'll never hear the end of it from Dick Morris.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 01:39 PM (+tqYo)

There is no downside if Obama is gone.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 21, 2012 09:40 AM (Zd/NW)

90 Re: senate; I haven't looked or counted lately. I expect Scott brown to win but I'm not taking any chances. Poll watching on Election Day.

Posted by: Truman North at October 21, 2012 09:41 AM (I2LwF)

91 I maintain that MA is going to Romney. WA and MN are tossups.

Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2012 09:41 AM (YdQQY)

92 86 Posted by: Ben Ghazi at October 21, 2012 01:40 PM (ovpNn) Hey, weren't you in all those John Cassevetes flicks?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 09:41 AM (+tqYo)

93 89 There is no downside if Obama is gone. Posted by: MrCaniac at October 21, 2012 01:40 PM (Zd/NW) I was being sarcastical.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 09:42 AM (+tqYo)

94 There is no downside if Obama is gone.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 21, 2012 01:40 PM (Zd/NW)

The Hell there Isn't!

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Travel Agent at October 21, 2012 09:42 AM (ovpNn)

95 The downside of a landslide is we'll never hear the end of it from Dick Morris.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 01:39 PM (+tqYo)

I can handle that. The Matthews/Maddow Meltdown alone will make it all worthwhile.

Posted by: Meremortal, ready to celebrate at October 21, 2012 09:42 AM (1Y+hH)

96 It will not be the 47 State RR blowout but it will be close.

Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2012 09:43 AM (YdQQY)

97 Obama has climbed to a six point lead in the IBD/TIPP polling. Now leads Romney 48-42. Clearly they are undersampling democrats as my model shows a 91% chance of victory for Obama. They have it at a DRI of 37/30/32, clearly it should be 42/28/30.

Posted by: Bagdad Nate at October 21, 2012 09:44 AM (M1gmo)

98 71 52- Holy carp. I was sure they were going to endorse the Lightworker...... well, as soon as the news about all the coal-related layoffs at Norfolk-Southern wore off.

OT- I'm getting seriously nauseated by Yahoo pulling out all the stops for their darling One lately.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 21, 2012 01:25 PM (C8mVl)

The Roanoke Times hates coal, HATES it. So the Norfolk Southern layoffs are a positive to them.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 21, 2012 09:44 AM (Zd/NW)

99 91 Vic: Whoa! MA with WA and MN toss ups?! I would love me a peek at their internal polls. I think tomorrow's performance will be a definite tell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 09:45 AM (+tqYo)

100

Posted by: Truman North at October 21, 2012 01:41 PM (I2LwF)

Interesting. If Romney is winning easy, one would hope for some coattails. It's an unusual race though, must admit.

Posted by: Meremortal, ready to celibate at October 21, 2012 09:45 AM (1Y+hH)

101 When does RCP update it's big board? Or CAC or John E?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 09:46 AM (+tqYo)

102

New Obama/Biden 2012 campaign song:

Slip Slidin' Away

... the nearer your destination the more it's slip slidin' awaaaaay.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2012 09:47 AM (BAS5M)

103
I was being sarcastical.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 01:42 PM (+tqYo)

I know, I was just saying I would rather see and listen to Dick Morris than ever seeing Obama again.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 21, 2012 09:47 AM (Zd/NW)

104 Jesus. Come on skins get it together.

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 21, 2012 09:47 AM (++kZl)

105 Vic, bear in mind that the biggest media market in NH is Boston.

Posted by: Truman North at October 21, 2012 09:47 AM (I2LwF)

106 I for one would be delighted to have to tolerate an insufferable Dick Morris.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 21, 2012 09:47 AM (he2LC)

107 By the way, if New Jersey somehow flips for Mitt, I promise not to say anything nasty about the state for a long time* *depends on your definition of "long."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 09:48 AM (+tqYo)

108

It will not be the 47 State RR blowout but it will be close.

*Hollers at wife* "Put more pudding on the grocery list!!!"

Posted by: Meremortal, ready Freddy at October 21, 2012 09:48 AM (1Y+hH)

109 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2012 09:48 AM (6o4Fb)

110 btw, don't the cheerleaders on the left appear to be prettier than the ones on the right?

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 21, 2012 09:48 AM (he2LC)

111 HOLY SH!T!

COLUMBUS DISPATCH ENDORSES ~~OBAMA~~ ROMNEY

Obama has failed. That is why Mitt Romney is the preferred choice for president. RomneyÂ’s adult life has been spent turning around troubled private and public institutions. These turnarounds include scores of companies acquired and restructured by Bain Capital, the investment firm he founded in 1984. Not all were successes, but that is because to a significant degree, many of the companies Bain took on were high-risk. In 1999, he was asked to take over the scandal-plagued and fiscally mismanaged 2002 Olympics in Salt Lake City. He quickly streamlined its management, fixed its finances and guaranteed its security, turning it into a success. As governor of Massachusetts, he made tough decisions to lead the state out of a budget deficit, and he did so in a state dominated by Democrats.

As a career businessman and former governor, Romney brings a wealth of executive experience in the private sector and the public sector that dwarfs that of Obama. From working both sides of the government/private-sector equation, he understands how that relationship can aid or impede prosperity. His election would be an immediate signal to the private sector that someone who knows what he is doing is managing the nationÂ’s economic policy. The effect on business confidence would be dramatic and immediate, and business confidence is the vital ingredient needed to spur investment and hiring, the two things that the United States so desperately needs.

In 2008, Americans made a leap of faith when they elevated the inexperienced Obama to the White House. That faith was not rewarded. This time, voters should place their hopes for change in experience, by electing Romney.

http://tinyurl.com/93mwhr7

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 21, 2012 09:48 AM (ovpNn)

112 Camel toes!! Gotta love 'em.....

Posted by: Joe Camel back from banned advertising at October 21, 2012 09:49 AM (q5cuT)

113 I'm not basing any of this on polls. I don't trust any of them. I am basing it on what I am seeing overall in the news and on the internet discussions.

Obama not only has lost a LOT of supporters but he has a huge enthusiasm gap. The unions will have to drag him over the edge in the rust belt but I am seeing them have second thoughts on him as well.

The only base he has left are hard core Democrat Party members and Northern inner city blacks. He has lost Southern blacks who gave him NC and VA (along with cons sitting it out)

Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2012 09:49 AM (YdQQY)

114 What People See

Obama '12...Binders...Big Bird

Romney/Ryan '12...Jobs...Economy

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 21, 2012 09:50 AM (BAnPT)

115 Is this the football thread or the "I wanna fap to polls" thread?

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 21, 2012 09:51 AM (++kZl)

116

Is this the football thread or the "I wanna fap to polls" thread?

Well, it certainly ain't the pretty cheerleader thread. 'Ceptin' maybe the tall one in the middle.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2012 09:52 AM (BAS5M)

117 Obama played the race card. Heavily. Now witness the awesome power of a fully operational "whites voting only for whites" deathstar.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 21, 2012 09:52 AM (he2LC)

118 115 Is this the football thread or the "I wanna fap to polls" thread?

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 21, 2012 01:51 PM (++kZl)

8=nmu=D ~o ~o ~o

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 21, 2012 09:53 AM (ovpNn)

119 Greg only faps to poles

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 21, 2012 09:54 AM (BAnPT)

120 People! Do not eat the brown acid or post on the game thread. Do not eat the yellow snow. Do not bet against Romney. And bless you, Mr. Yasgur!

Posted by: Wavy Gravy at October 21, 2012 09:54 AM (1Y+hH)

121 Is this the football thread or the "I wanna fap to polls" thread?

Mr. Pink, for the next 15 days, all threads will come with the seasonal "fap to polls" secret sauce. Sorry, no substitutions!

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 21, 2012 09:54 AM (kpCLl)

122 You may fap to cheerleaders or polls. This is an equal-opportunity thread.

Posted by: Moron Roid-Monster at October 21, 2012 09:56 AM (1Y+hH)

123
5 elbows, 2 breasts, 1 cup.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 21, 2012 09:57 AM (PHb2k)

124 I didn't mention polls. Like Vic, I trust them not at all. A poll is only- only a window into the particular psychoses of the pollster. I'm just counting votes. That's what you do when you run a candidate for office-- just count votes.

Posted by: Truman North at October 21, 2012 09:57 AM (I2LwF)

125

so who gets to beat the packers today?

most important, what will be their silly ass excuse?

Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 21, 2012 10:00 AM (xsTuT)

126 "The reason gas prices were so low is because the economy was tanking."

Can someone explain to me the intellectual jujitsu this statement required and why nobody in the press laughed their ass off at this fucktard moron in chief when he said this but clapped like trained seals when Obama said Mitt Romney's pension is bigger than his (which turned out to be another obamalie when the fact checkers got a hold of it)?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 21, 2012 10:00 AM (ovpNn)

127 Hear that, Mr. Obama? That's the sound of inevitability. Your time here is done.

Posted by: Agent Smith at October 21, 2012 10:00 AM (BAS5M)

128 Dallas you suck.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 21, 2012 10:00 AM (0CiTm)

129 Spa shooting across from mall in Milwaukee, at present 7 are at Froedert Hospital. More expected. Swat team on site as shooter appears to still be on the premises or in the vicinity.

Posted by: mama winger gets to vote for Paul Ryan TWICE at October 21, 2012 10:02 AM (P6QsQ)

130 Dallas you suck.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 21, 2012 02:00 PM (0CiTm

Yeah, I self-immolated in protest, hope it helps.

Posted by: Moron Roid-Monster at October 21, 2012 10:02 AM (1Y+hH)

131 so who gets to beat the packers today?

-----------

You're so silly, navycopjoe.

Posted by: mama winger gets to vote for Paul Ryan TWICE at October 21, 2012 10:03 AM (P6QsQ)

132

128 Dallas you suck

water is wet

obama is a scoamf

things we all know

Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 21, 2012 10:03 AM (xsTuT)

133 Elbows and Boobehs .. now we're talkin'

Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2012 10:03 AM (wwsoB)

134 damn sock fail

Posted by: Big Tex at October 21, 2012 10:03 AM (1Y+hH)

135 Little known fact. Tony Romo. Also from Paul Ryan's district.

Posted by: mama winger gets to vote for Paul Ryan TWICE at October 21, 2012 10:04 AM (P6QsQ)

136 Vilma's return isn't juicing the Saints defense

21 - 14 Bucs in the middle of the 2nd qrtr

Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2012 10:05 AM (wwsoB)

137

131 i try my best just for you

ugggh, back to trying to get the alternator replaced

major rant coming later along with reasons why a dealership's service department shouldn't screw up a car whose owner's spouse is an attorney

Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 21, 2012 10:05 AM (xsTuT)

138 I must say, the Texans certainly look for real. JJ Watt is a freaking monster.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We're not worthy. at October 21, 2012 10:06 AM (Gk3SS)

139

38 Eagle

RE: Romney Ryan at Red Rocks. Oct 23rd.

I can't go as I will be out of state, but I thinks it's a huge opportunity to gather a huge crowd. Tell the fuckers at the Denver Post (DNC commie rag) and our local pro-democrat media news outlets (Channel 2 and and local fox 13) to cram it. We need a huge crowd. Remind everyone you know to go!

Posted by: Fresh at October 21, 2012 10:06 AM (O7ksG)

140 I took all home teams in my pool this week, just to see what would happen.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 21, 2012 10:06 AM (0CiTm)

141 The Pentagon said it moved a team of special operators from Central Europe to Sigonella, Italy Â— about an hour flight from Libya Â— but gave no other details. Fighter jets and Specter AC-130 gunships Â— which could have been used to help disperse the bloodthirsty mob Â— were also stationed at three nearby bases, sources told the network. When the attack began, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Martin Dempsey and Defense Secretary Leon Panetta Â“looked at available options, and the ones we exercised had our military forces arrive in less than 24 hours, well ahead of timelines laid out in established policies,Â” a White House official told the network. from NYPost today we had assets in place but never deployed them to help the consulate in Benghazi. Whaddya bet they were waiting for approval from the JEF, which never came.

Posted by: Thunderb at October 21, 2012 10:06 AM (Dnbau)

142 @106, yep, if Romney sweeps, I will suck a whore's toe in Dick Morris' honor. Now, let's define sweep...

Posted by: comatus at October 21, 2012 10:07 AM (qaVK+)

143 BTW, if you don't have a rooting interest in Pats vs Jets;

Cheatriots owner Bob Kraft supports Obama

Jets owner Woody Johnson supports Romney

Brady married to Giselle Bundchen - America hating leftist

Sanchez dating Eva Longoria - Obama loving leftist

Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2012 10:08 AM (wwsoB)

144 we had assets in place but never deployed them to help the consulate in Benghazi.

Whaddya bet they were waiting for approval from the JEF, which never came.

Posted by: Thunderb at October 21, 2012 02:06 PM (Dnbau)

-------

I'd bet money on that.

Posted by: mama winger gets to vote for Paul Ryan TWICE at October 21, 2012 10:08 AM (P6QsQ)

145 Spa shooting across from mall in Milwaukee, at present 7 are at Froedert Hospital. More expected. Swat team on site as shooter appears to still be on the premises or in the vicinity.

Posted by: mama winger gets to vote for Paul Ryan TWICE at October 21, 2012 02:02 PM (P6QsQ)

;;;;; .....

Prayers for them. Hospital better than morgue. Maybe small caliber gun or lousy shooting. Here's hoping all survive.

Posted by: Meremortal, hoping at October 21, 2012 10:09 AM (1Y+hH)

146 144 Yahoo Sports(yeah,I know) had an article titled(iirc) "Woody Johnson rather Romney win than the Jets".

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2012 10:10 AM (6o4Fb)

147 Fort Worth Star-Telegram endorses Romney.

Pittsburgh Tribune-Review "enthusiastically" endorses Romney.

Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2012 10:11 AM (X6akg)

148 All these newspapers----did they endorse SCOAMT in 2008?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 21, 2012 10:11 AM (0CiTm)

149 The patriots are the one thing that I won't get political about. Mainly because I had a lifelong love affair with the franchise. I started rootin for them when I was 5.

Posted by: Truman North at October 21, 2012 10:12 AM (I2LwF)

150 I'm a hypocrite.

Posted by: Truman North at October 21, 2012 10:12 AM (I2LwF)

151 Brady married to Giselle Bundchen - America hating leftist

Sanchez dating Eva Longoria - Obama loving leftist

Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2012 02:08 PM (wwsoB)

Who does the tranny hooker that was with Kraft at the Super Bowl support?

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at October 21, 2012 10:14 AM (eOtsQ)

152 148 All these newspapers----did they endorse SCOAMT in 2008?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 21, 2012 02:11 PM (0CiTm)

Fort Worth star endorsed Obama in 2008.

Pittsburgh Tribune endorsed McCain.

Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2012 10:14 AM (X6akg)

153 But man, whenever i see the pats take the field, I am reminded of the Steve Grogan-Mosi Tatupu-Andre Tippett-Steve Nelson-John Hannah bunch of rednecks that just when out and beat the fuck out of the other team, win or lose... And most of the time, lose.

Posted by: Truman North at October 21, 2012 10:14 AM (e6n3t)

154 I think NFL players and owners trend conservative.Wsn't there a story about it years ago?Obama might have changed it because of his ethnicity.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2012 10:15 AM (6o4Fb)

155 153 The Pats in the mid to late 70's ran the ball like a college team,which I love.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2012 10:17 AM (6o4Fb)

156 Ace poll thread up to fap to.

Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2012 10:17 AM (YdQQY)

157 That's why NCAA 13 >>> Madden... Way more variety

Posted by: Truman North at October 21, 2012 10:18 AM (I2LwF)

158

135 Little known fact. Tony Romo. Also from Paul Ryan's district.

Wow. I didn't know that. I thought he was from Illinois.

Columbus Dispatch endorses Romney? I take it that is a big deal. Pretty liberal leaning or not?

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 21, 2012 10:19 AM (Dfyrr)

159 well When Romney & Ryan retire Bammy & Bidet Dicke Turbin will become the New Senator Clownfarts Goober Graham is destroying him on a Replay of FNS

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2012 10:21 AM (ck76k)

160 157 I prefer college football,you actually see more diversity(the pros have gotten more diverse in the last few years).For a while there every NFL team ran the same boring offense.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2012 10:22 AM (6o4Fb)

161 Pittsburgh Tribune endorsed McCain. yeah but they Have Just Endorsed Bob Casey Jr. For his "Congeniality & getting along with Senator Toomey" & the reason they didn't endorse Tom Smith is Because" he was recently a Democrat" NO SHIT !! shorter version don't piss off Colin McNickle & Richard Mellon Scaife by beating their candidate in the Primary

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2012 10:24 AM (ck76k)

162 T minus 18 hours 33 minutes until I can cast my vote against SCoaMF

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at October 21, 2012 10:27 AM (MAhUT)

163 Ok if you got the NFL ticket. You need to turn it to the Giants and the Redskins now. This game is freakin sick.

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 21, 2012 10:29 AM (++kZl)

164 Still tied with the Foreskins at the half

Is RG III into dogfights too?

Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at October 21, 2012 10:39 AM (wwsoB)

165 RG3 is Michael Vick with morals and a work ethic.

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 21, 2012 10:51 AM (++kZl)

166 Third from the left is mine! You other morons can fight over the rest.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 21, 2012 11:29 AM (oe1aw)

167 165 RG3 is Michael Vick with morals and a work ethic. ------- On the pre-game they were discussing RGIII's numbers. They are excellent. Given how banged up both teams are, I'm not surprised by how this game went.

Posted by: Y-not at October 21, 2012 11:49 AM (5H6zj)

168 OMG, Santana Moss . . . anybody still here?

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 21, 2012 11:56 AM (kpCLl)

169 Yeah, that was very nice from RGIII to Moss.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 21, 2012 11:57 AM (Lt+qU)

170
Let's see if the Bills' 100-some-million-dollar defense can come up with one last play.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at October 21, 2012 11:58 AM (celt+)

171 I'm here! I think RGIII is much better than Vick ever was.

Posted by: Y-not at October 21, 2012 11:58 AM (5H6zj)

172 I'm thinkin' RGIII might be the real fuckin' deal. He's certainly no Donovan McNabb, iykwimaityd

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 21, 2012 11:59 AM (kpCLl)

173 Oh come on.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 21, 2012 11:59 AM (Lt+qU)

174 Oh, sweet holy moses, we got ourselves a GAME here!

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 21, 2012 12:00 PM (kpCLl)

175
Apparently not.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at October 21, 2012 12:00 PM (celt+)

176 wow, ny comeback

Posted by: 16 days at October 21, 2012 12:00 PM (LpQbZ)

177 How the fuck does this happen week after week with the Giants?!?!?

Posted by: hates both the Redskins and Giants at October 21, 2012 12:01 PM (SqOwj)

178 That was a horseshit call

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 21, 2012 12:03 PM (kpCLl)

179 It's been a good game. Both teams are beaten up, but the first half was very well-played (no turnovers), and now they're slugging it out. I have Eli going for my FFL so that last humungous catch and TD was great for me (even tho I'm rooting for the Skins).

Posted by: Y-not at October 21, 2012 12:04 PM (5H6zj)

180 Ugh. Bad fumble by Moss.

Posted by: Y-not at October 21, 2012 12:04 PM (5H6zj)

181 omg, it's over moss fail

Posted by: 16 days at October 21, 2012 12:04 PM (LpQbZ)

182 This is a really fun game. So much easier to watch when my boys aren't a part of it!

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 21, 2012 12:05 PM (kpCLl)

183 Cowboys at Panthers. Booth bobble heads have a new definition of explosive offense: 14 points in 4 quarters.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Dispatches) at October 21, 2012 12:05 PM (p4U6S)

184 and GB stomps

Posted by: 16 days at October 21, 2012 12:05 PM (LpQbZ)

185 Fucking Giants.

Oh well, at least those fuckholes didn't cover the spread.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 21, 2012 12:06 PM (Lt+qU)

186 Okay, only 25 minutes till Tom Fuckin' Brady and the boys. Rex Ryan? I wouldn't let you suck any of my toes, you fat fuck.

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 21, 2012 12:06 PM (kpCLl)

187 Saaaaaaack. Game ovah!

Posted by: hates both the Redskins and Giants at October 21, 2012 12:08 PM (SqOwj)

188 I will cheer for the Patriots in your honor, Peaches.

Posted by: Y-not at October 21, 2012 12:08 PM (5H6zj)

189 They just switched us to the Bucs v Saints game. First shot was of the Bucs cheerleaders who, I am pleased to say, have properly sized pom-poms. No that's not a euphemism. I have those little fakey pom-poms they use now.

Posted by: Y-not at October 21, 2012 12:10 PM (5H6zj)

190 Y-not, you are too kind! I hope it's a good game. And totally understand if anyone here is rooting for teh Tebow.

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 21, 2012 12:11 PM (kpCLl)

191 Why do these girls all have poison symbols on their crotches? Other than that, some of them are pretty cute.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at October 21, 2012 12:22 PM (kTTUz)

192 5 Now we have pointy elbows!

Praise God, Dave you are FIRED!

Posted by: The Donald at October 21, 2012 12:32 PM (wR+pz)

193 FINALLY some cheerleaders! And a nice picture as well. The eyes do seem to gravitate to the tall brunette in the middle but the picture is full of lovely ladies. I am concerned about the one second from right, she appears to have eye problems or has just swallowed something extremely sour. She needs medical attention. Either that or its a tranny! _______ 13 Haven't seen so much camel toe since the caravan stopped at the wadi. Posted by: The Choir at October 21, 2012 12:40 PM (OBDWE) Very nice!

I'll take this kind over any found at the wadi however, four legged or two legged.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 21, 2012 12:48 PM (RXQ2T)

194 Haha! I don't know if anyone else was watching Saints @ Bucs, but Malcom Jenkins deserves a drink!

Posted by: Michael Morris at October 21, 2012 12:48 PM (rB6Dw)

195 Jets just got Gronked...

Posted by: pats fan for the day at October 21, 2012 01:00 PM (k2Wvv)

196 The Jets are falling apart. At least Sanchez was smart enough to kick the ball away..

Posted by: Mister X at October 21, 2012 01:22 PM (akgpl)

197 Damn you! I've been waiting patiently and with avuncular pride for you to post one of these pictures featuring my niece (Bucs cheerleader). Well, there she is - 3rd from left and BLOCKED by that other blond. I give up on you. You're dead to me now.

Posted by: equitus at October 21, 2012 01:49 PM (DrDsF)

198 Oh, I see. This isn't Dave in Texas' doing. That explains it all.

Posted by: equitus at October 21, 2012 01:50 PM (DrDsF)

199 WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!??

Posted by: ig at October 21, 2012 02:14 PM (5Cwv4)

200 Jets just got Gronked.

Posted by: pats fan for the day at October 21, 2012 02:34 PM (qnYCF)

201 ah, shit. The Toe-Suckers take over on a fumble at 2:00.

Posted by: pats fan for the day at October 21, 2012 03:21 PM (HWJVd)

202 despite the announcers, Pats win, Toe Suckers Lose in OT!

Posted by: pats fan for the day at October 21, 2012 03:53 PM (bof53)

203 @ #197 From what I can see she is quite a lovely young lady!