July 16, 2012

"Take the Mitts Off, Mitt"
— Ace

Mark Thiessen:

ere is the state of the presidential race in a nutshell: The Obama campaign charges that Mitt Romney might have committed a felony by misrepresenting his position at Bain Capital to the Securities and Exchange Commission. Outraged, Romney fires off this response:

“He sure as heck ought to say he’s sorry.”

Ward Cleaver, call your office.

Not surprisingly, President Obama brushed off RomneyÂ’s request and continued to hammer him over the weekend. Obama is playing by the brass-knuckle rules of Chicago politics. Rather than calling for apologies, Romney needs grab a bottle, break it on the bar and start fighting back.

This may not come naturally to Romney, but we know he can do it.

I think it does come naturally to Romney. I think he likes going for the throat. But I think he's wary of coming off as "the bad guy."

I don't mind this slow-to-anger posture. I believe (my speculation) this is his way of preparing the ground -- noting the justification -- for what comes after.

Thiessen notes, by the way, that the race should not be a tie:

Obama is coming off of the worst three months of an incumbent president during an election year in recent memory... Three months ago, Gallup had Romney with a five-point lead over the president; today, they are at 46-46.

Framed this way, the picture for Romney does not look so pretty.

No, not framed that way. But as I keep saying, I think the underlying structure of this race favors Romney. Polls will say what they say. The basic circumstances of this country are not changing for the better.

On Fox&Friends, Romney ripped Obama for running a fundamentally dishonest campaign -- one that might work in "Chicago," but not in "America" -- and added:

“If we want to talk about transparency, the real issue is, why has this president used his presidential power and executive privilege to keep the information about the Fast and Furious program from being explained to the American people?"

We'll see. I believe Romney will go after Obama with the tongs; but he'd prefer not to, for both political and personal reasons. But now that he's gotten a taste of Chicago politics, I think he's weighing when he's made enough of a case against Obama's negative campaign that he can start hitting him hard in return.

Posted by: Ace at 12:50 PM | Comments (329)
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1 Go after him day after day with the lies, ineptitude, and just plain evil that have been the hallmark of his pathetic life.

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 16, 2012 12:51 PM (kXoT0)

2 I keep coming back to that White House Insider dude, who may not be real, saying that O's campaign has gotten the pollsters to give him an artificial 5-7 point bump.

If the polls say O's tied, he's really losing by 5

Posted by: The Q at July 16, 2012 12:52 PM (B/yDO)

3 Able I was ere I saw Elba.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 16, 2012 12:52 PM (fa39X)

4 Sweep the leg, Mittens! Give him the big Mitt, not the kid glove treatment! The future of America depends on prying the SCOAMF out of the WH! Scorch the earth!

Posted by: runningrn tapping into her Asian roots at July 16, 2012 12:54 PM (WGmy2)

5 Come on Mitt. Pretent this is the primary and you are running against the ticket of Sarah Palin and Rick Santorum. Work with me here!

Posted by: Dave C at July 16, 2012 12:55 PM (whLzD)

6 But I think he's wary of coming off as "the bad guy."

----

I guess I never could understand this line of thinking.  Obama is the fuckface of the century in presidential election politics.  Bad guy extraordinaire.  Yet our side is always, seemingly, afraid of being the bad guy.  W.T.F.  I think it's time for some "cordial" scorched earth and beat back at this liar Chicago thug prick.  Why would Mittens think of himself as a bad guy for pointing out the truth? 

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 16, 2012 12:55 PM (mn2zp)

7 1.1% growth in GDP, but 1.5% growth in population (about).

That means that the pie is getting smaller for all Americans, and no amount of lying from Obama can change that.

It is the message that needs to get out.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 16, 2012 12:55 PM (nEUpB)

8 What we would really like is for Mitt to call Obama a lying motherfucker but that is not going to happen gosh darn it.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 16, 2012 12:55 PM (mFxQX)

9 I have read all the WHI stuff over at Ulsterman.  I think he is real.  I think that there are a whole lot of Dims who want obama/michelle/valjar gone before they completely destroy the party. 

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 16, 2012 12:55 PM (kXoT0)

10 Romney doesn't want to feed the DEMSM beast more food.  The dynamics will change soon, making a more vigorous attack more sensible.

PREDICTION:  If Romney names a VP before going on his Europe/Israel trip, he is naming Pawlenty.  Only TPaw has the experience to start off campaigning solo (and they're not both going); everyone else might look wobbly starting to campagin with Romney in Europe/Israel

Posted by: @ParisParamus at July 16, 2012 12:56 PM (kPrc5)

11 I think Obama is banking on the fact that Republicans are usually running scared when it comes to criticizing him. I am looking forward to seeing the panic that will ensue once Romney takes his gloves off. I believe that's coming.

Posted by: Chique d'afrique on her iPhone at July 16, 2012 12:56 PM (m95KA)

12 Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2012 04:52 PM (fa39X)

The only Elba I know has a great rack.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 16, 2012 12:56 PM (nEUpB)

13
Mitt has a full tank of gas. Obama is on E.

Slow and steady wins the race.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 12:57 PM (9Q7Nu)

14

quick hit commercial....

 

Show the US Law where using someone elses Social Security number is identity theft, and a felony.

 

Show Obamas PUBLISHED Social Security Number... and show where it was from....

 

Then... "Do you really want to talk about FELONYS?"

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2012 12:57 PM (lZBBB)

15

'Barack Obama isn't qualified to serve me french fries.'

 

Posted by: Things I'd like to hear from Mittens at July 16, 2012 12:57 PM (cHeYs)

16 There's no one right way to do this. There's not a single path to victory - there are multiple paths. The *wrong* way to do this is to push the candidate into a mode or style with which he's not comfortable (see Palin, Sarah). So, assuming Mitt is making the decision to play it this way (which I think is likely), I gotta trust his gut that he feels this is the right way to go. I have a hard time seeing how much of anyone (regular people) is paying attention right now in the midst of summer vacation, before he's chosen his VP, and before the convention. Mistakes that are made, gaffes or whatnot, matter because they provide fodder for future ads. But if Mitt had the best possible rebuttal to Obama right now it wouldn't matter. It wouldn't be reported and Dems would work up a counter-attack based on that that they would release in August/September.

Posted by: Y-not at July 16, 2012 12:57 PM (5H6zj)

17 The character Ward Cleaver wasn't a pushover. He was a Fighting SeaBee.

Posted by: gp at July 16, 2012 12:57 PM (mk9aG)

18

'Did you see those nudie pics of Stanley Ann Dunham? Thanks to them, I'm back on carbs and still dropping weight.'

Posted by: Things I'd like to hear from Mittens at July 16, 2012 12:58 PM (cHeYs)

19

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 16, 2012 04:55 PM (nEUpB)

 

And 4% Official.... and close to 7% REAL inflation....

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2012 12:58 PM (lZBBB)

20 That Mrs John Kerry BS was really lame and made Romney the bully seem like a puss. He needs to go at Obama with Blogo, Jarret, & Rezko. You know, actual felons. Then, just for fun, he should Release the Cheney™.

Posted by: MJ at July 16, 2012 01:00 PM (TR60b)

21 "Barry Obama loves him some cock" -- Mitt Romney 10/30/12

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 16, 2012 01:00 PM (bb5Xq)

22 I hope Mitt is capable of hammering Obama at least HALF as hard as he hit his primary opponents...

Posted by: navybrat at July 16, 2012 01:00 PM (+2lbb)

23 Mitt's mitts are the Arby's mitts.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 01:01 PM (SNX0o)

24 'What exactly is a Body Man'?

Posted by: Things I'd like to hear from Mittens at July 16, 2012 01:01 PM (cHeYs)

25 Some good news: http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/07/16/New-Polls-Show-Why-Obama-Panicked

Posted by: Y-not at July 16, 2012 01:01 PM (5H6zj)

26 I hope that Romney has a picture of the SCOAMF taped to his mirror, and will crumple it up and kick the living shit out of Obama right after he finishes his workout montage.

Posted by: MJ at July 16, 2012 01:02 PM (TR60b)

27 Where's the beers?

Posted by: Drunk Minnesotan at July 16, 2012 01:02 PM (19Xnd)

28
Mitt wants to win as much as you want him to win. He'll do what he has to to do...at the right time.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:02 PM (9Q7Nu)

29 there is a line that many nice guys won't stand for being crossed ... being called a liar and a felon may be that line for Romney ... I don't think he'll lash out, he'll hit Obama hard and often with facts and indignation ... and surrogates will be given the green light on Wright and Ayers ...

Posted by: JeffC at July 16, 2012 01:02 PM (hYYqD)

30 Since the Executive Branch clearly believes that Romney is a felon, I can only presume that Mitt is paying off Holder to avoid prosecution. Get on this, Issa.

Posted by: toby928© at July 16, 2012 01:03 PM (evdj2)

31 I hope Mitt is capable of hammering Obama at least HALF as hard as he hit his primary opponents...

Posted by: navybrat at July 16, 2012 05:00 PM (+2lbb)


lolz

Posted by: The Dude at July 16, 2012 01:03 PM (tw6Ar)

32
"Forget about the curve ball, Ricky. Give him the heater."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2012 01:04 PM (kdS6q)

33 >>>Romney needs grab a bottle, break it on the bar and start fighting back. A milk bottle. From a milk bar.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 01:04 PM (SNX0o)

34 He needs to run on FACTS about O'bumblefuck's RECORD.  There's so much ammo out there to show what a miserable sack of lying shit this fuckhole is.

USE THE TOOLS LAID OUT BEFORE YOU........geez.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 16, 2012 01:04 PM (UK9cE)

35 I always assumed that Mitt is just waiting and biding his time until after the Olympics, and after the conventions to really hammer Obama the way he went after Gingrich and Perry. You can't just go negative for the next 4 months while the "Low- information" voters are still forming an opinion about him. If Mitt goes flaccid, I'm going to be so pissed. After hammering Perry..damn. It's like when Nadal lost to an inspired nobody at Wimbledon this year, and then the nobody punked out in the next round.

Posted by: sunny black at July 16, 2012 01:04 PM (0LX7P)

36

Obama is trailing by at least 2 touchdowns, and it's late in the 2nd quarter.  He's throwing bombs into the end zone.  Romney is swatting them down.

 

Do you really think it's necessary to panic?  Does Romney need to start throwing his own Hail Mary passes into the end zone?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2012 01:04 PM (TOk1P)

37 If I recall correctly, it's was Mitt's surrogates that dealt the blows to the other candidates. I don't remember Mitt being vicious in person. That is what may happen here. Which I think would be perfect.

Posted by: Chique d'afrique on her iPhone at July 16, 2012 01:05 PM (iO3BG)

38 'If you live in Chicago and you have a Membership to Man's Country?  You might be a homosexual.'

Posted by: Things I'd like to hear from Mittens at July 16, 2012 01:05 PM (cHeYs)

39 "I keep coming back to that White House Insider dude, who may not be real, saying that O's campaign has gotten the pollsters to give him an artificial 5-7 point bump.

If the polls say O's tied, he's really losing by 5"

Geraghty's number cruncher has also run the numbers against the polls internals and says Obama is losing by 5.  The Dem over sample is distorting the RCP average.

And I'm convinced that guy is real.  I'm starting to think it is Carvel.  Too many things, like this poll nonsense, have turned out to be correct.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 16, 2012 01:05 PM (JxIkO)

40 I think the actual attacks are directly proportional to the appearance of the creepy smile. If you see the smile, I bet hell is coming with it.

Posted by: MJ at July 16, 2012 01:05 PM (TR60b)

41 23 Mitt's mitts are the Arby's mitts. Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 05:01 PM (SNX0o) Now, THOSE would have been useful. Probably.

Posted by: Rahm Emmanuel at July 16, 2012 01:06 PM (0LX7P)

42

Hmmm.... one tactic Romney 'could' use....

 

"Mr. President, if your surrogates think I am a Felon, I WELCOME an investigation by the Justice Department... it would be fun to see Eric Holder actualy do his Job for once...."

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2012 01:06 PM (lZBBB)

43 'Give me a tall glass of mead and get the fuck out of my way.'

Posted by: Things I'd like to hear from Mittens at July 16, 2012 01:06 PM (cHeYs)

44

Team O is  a target rich environment for Team R.  So far I think Mitt's campaign has done a good job with their ads and responses.

But I believe that they really should start hammering hard.  Shit Toonces gives them daily material.

Posted by: Cheri at July 16, 2012 01:06 PM (G+Wff)

45 I think Mitt is constitutionally incapable of throwing a Hail Mary. ;-)

Posted by: Y-not at July 16, 2012 01:06 PM (5H6zj)

46 I agree the time for the media blitz needs to be after the Olympics, but, none of obama's lies can be allowed to stand, they must be refuted both the first time and every time.

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 16, 2012 01:07 PM (kXoT0)

47 Here are the swing state poll numbers. IMO, Obama would be celebrating winning Ohio pretty comfortably, as well as winning CO and VA. If this is the best Mitt can do with a crappy economy, he has zero chance. OHIO: Obama Job: Approve: 46 -- Disapprove: 49. Obama: 48 -- Romney 45 FLORIDA: Obama Job: Approve 43 -- Disapprove 54 Obama: 45 -- Romney 48 COLORADO: Obama Job: Approve 45 -- Disapprove 51 Obama: 45 -- Romney 44 VIRGINIA: Obama Job: Approve 45 -- Disapprove 50 Obama 46 -- Romney 44.

Posted by: dragonfly at July 16, 2012 01:07 PM (eX3h/)

48

And I'm convinced that guy is real. I'm starting to think it is Carvel. Too many things, like this poll nonsense, have turned out to be correct.
___

 

Kudlow thinks that Carville, Bubba and Hill are going to vote for Romney.

Posted by: kallisto at July 16, 2012 01:07 PM (jm/9g)

49

Look at it this way:

Who looks like a nasty negative smear merchant, Obama or Romney?
Let Obama keep running his big mouth, playing to his crowds of lazy moochers. It's shitty optics and Romney is taking advantage of it.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:08 PM (9Q7Nu)

50 "Damn the torpedoes, full steam ahead"!

Posted by: David Farragut at July 16, 2012 01:08 PM (KZI7g)

51 And all it takes is for Obama to win Ohio and the election is OVER. Mitt is extremely unpopular there.

Posted by: dragonfly at July 16, 2012 01:08 PM (WomN7)

52 46 I agree the time for the media blitz needs to be after the Olympics, but, none of obama's lies can be allowed to stand, they must be refuted both the first time and every time. Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 16, 2012 05:07 PM (kXoT0) Just sent out John Sununu. In fact, that should be Romney's new catchphrase: RELEASE THE SUNUNU!!!

Posted by: sunny black at July 16, 2012 01:08 PM (0LX7P)

53
....campagin with Romney in Europe/Israel
Posted by: @ParisParamus





Now about that strategy of campaigning on the other side of the planet instead of -- say Florida....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2012 01:08 PM (kdS6q)

54 If I was Mitt, I'd snark something along the line of, "Well, since Obama's from Chicago, I could see  where that would   be something to put on your political resume, but the   rest of  the country doesn't really think so."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2012 01:08 PM (d0Tfm)

55 Damn, torpedoes, we'll all be dead!

Posted by: the real David Farragut at July 16, 2012 01:08 PM (evdj2)

56

FWIW, there are plenty of  former Democrats who are starting to sound the "Romney for President" charge.  This is a fantastic post from one such voter  (who just started a FB page "Romney Democrats"):

 

I am done being cowed, and I am finished holding my tongue. I have every right to say what I think wherever I feel like saying it. And I will be putting my new Moms for Mitt decal on my car and talking about how I think Mitt Romney is the moderate with the right business acumen we need in America at this time, that he will address the trifecta of issues that will dominate the political landscape in 2012: jobs, the economy, and deficits/debt. Buying that decal last Friday was a small step in that direction, but Davis has now given me the courage to go out and make it happen elsewhere. I donÂ’t care who it alienates. I care about getting this country back on the right track. And that is worth the risk.

I am no longer satisfied with my seat under the bus. Like Rosa Parks, I will now ride it to right it.

 

http://is.gd/uKoPwB

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 16, 2012 01:09 PM (P6H+d)

57

I have a hard time seeing how much of anyone (regular people) is paying attention right now in the midst of summer vacation,

 

 

 

 

i'm paying attention because i don't have any friggin' money to spare for a vaction.

Posted by: ordinary average guy at July 16, 2012 01:10 PM (xCxXI)

58 Do I even need to note that Average Joe sucks cock by choice?

Posted by: toby928© at July 16, 2012 01:10 PM (evdj2)

59

Posted by: dragonfly at July 16, 2012 05:07 PM (eX3h/)

 

Now look at the sampling of the parties....

 

And understand that 3% is probably within the Margin of Error...

 

Those States all will hing on turnout....

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2012 01:10 PM (lZBBB)

60 The Obama campaign charges that Mitt Romney might have committed a felony by misrepresenting his position at Bain Capital to the Securities and Exchange Commission. Outraged, Romney fires off this response:

So then these rumors I keep hearing about a White House Choom Room are probably true then.

Posted by: The Upcoming Mittens ver 5.0 Firmware Upgrade at July 16, 2012 01:10 PM (QKKT0)

61
Mitt is extremely unpopular there.

yeah, extremely

it's a tie, brah

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:10 PM (9Q7Nu)

62 VIRGINIA: Obama Job: Approve 45 -- Disapprove 50 Obama 46 -- Romney 44. Posted by: dragonfly at July 16, 2012 05:07 PM (eX3h/) *********** Riiiiiiiiiight. You're callin' VA with a 2% differential and the MOE for your unnamed poll- is? Come on dragonfly hit me with the digits!

Posted by: tasker at July 16, 2012 01:10 PM (r2PLg)

63 This whole sorry tale is one reason why so many of us couldn't get on the Mitt Express.  Mitt and company knows that capitalism is lucrative, but have no clue how to defend it in terms of freedom and liberty.  These guys aren't conservatives, and are like deer-in-the-headlights when attacked by leftists as immoral and greedy.  The best they can do is act butt-hurt and complain that Obama isn't playing fair.  This is really hard to watch.

Posted by: JeffP at July 16, 2012 01:10 PM (fjG2G)

64 Backseat drivers should be bound and gagged and thrown in the trunk.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2012 01:11 PM (qBtUE)

65 And did you see the Feds are going to be overseeing the credit rating agencies for the first time? Where go the Feds, there ends the truth.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 16, 2012 01:11 PM (rPbKT)

66 "28
Mitt wants to win as much as you want him to win. He'll do what he has to to do...at the right time.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 05:02 PM (9Q7Nu)"

Yeah, Mitt doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who wants to say "I ran for President".

He does seem a little surprised by the level of mendacity coming from the Obama team, though, which is disappointing because if he'd been paying attention the last 3+ years, you'd think he'd know the depths to which they are capable of sinking.

Posted by: BS Inc. at July 16, 2012 01:11 PM (P2Ufm)

67 Yes, I think it has to look like Mitt finally strikes back after giving Obama numerous chances to act like he's and adult. He cant just jump the bastard. 

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at July 16, 2012 01:11 PM (AWmfW)

68 I don't think the WHI is carville unless the Ulsterman has really edited and obfuscated the clues as to his identity.  I don't think carville could keep his bj clinton worship out of the discussion.  The WHI says nice things about Hillary, but, it is not the worshipful and slavish worship and loyalty that Carville lavishes on bj clinton.  I think the WHI is one of those unsung political heavyweights who does the heavy campaign lifting in the background, including a lot of the dirty tricks and nasty stuff.

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 16, 2012 01:11 PM (kXoT0)

69 Thanks to the Bain attacks, the Tony Rezko issue is now in play. I have no idea how to post the link, but it is on reaganite republican resistance. blogspot.com/ 2012/07/ thanks-to-team -obamas- reckless- felon .html

Just leave out the spaces. I don't know how to use tinyurl.


Posted by: Lee at July 16, 2012 01:12 PM (RtwOA)

70 This looks like Purple States data.

Posted by: MJ at July 16, 2012 01:12 PM (TR60b)

71 51 And all it takes is for Obama to win Ohio and the election is OVER. Mitt is extremely unpopular there. Posted by: dragonfly at July 16, 2012 05:08 PM (WomN7) ***** Here's the problem in about 2 nanoseconds--you already lost credibility by-- CALLING VA with NADA.

Posted by: tasker at July 16, 2012 01:12 PM (r2PLg)

72 Mitt is like a college football team with a solid defense and a run-based option offense with plays consisting mostly of 2 yard dives and a frosh QB who can't throw downfield. And Obama is like a SCOAMF. End of first quarter Obama 3 Romney 2 Obama recovered his own onside kick and then went ahead and kicked a FG. That's one thing about Dems they have great FG kickers. Republican FG kickers go wide right when you absolutely need the points. Always

Posted by: sunny black at July 16, 2012 01:12 PM (0LX7P)

73 Posted by: dragonfly at July 16, 2012 05:07 PM (eX3h/)





Another Greg/Dr Smith troll with more worthless numbers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2012 01:12 PM (1Jaio)

74

It should be a layup going after the SCOAMF. But the fact is Romney needs to hang onto his cash it's not even the home stretch yet and he is head to head w/Obama and being outspent big time.

Romney needs to counterattack and let Obama burn himself out.

This election reminds me of Ali's rop-a-dope.

Let Obama punch himself out and clean him up in the late rounds.

Posted by: Finn McCool at July 16, 2012 01:12 PM (R/8dI)

75

What we would really like is for Mitt to call Obama a lying dog-eating motherfucker but that is not going to happen, gosh darn it.

 

FIFY.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 16, 2012 01:13 PM (P97YV)

76 He cant just jump the bastard.

The racist dogwhistling drips from your every syllable.  I suppose next you'll be dropping in the word "kitchen."

Posted by: Mark Thompson, MSNBC Cultural Analyst at July 16, 2012 01:13 PM (QKKT0)

77

But now that he's gotten a taste of Chicago politics, I think he's weighing when he's made enough of a case against Obama's negative campaign that he can start hitting him hard in return.

 

 

----------------------------------------------------

 

 

I sure hope so, Ace.   I sure hope so.  A lot of lazy, government-kept, uneducated people out there.  Yeah.......I sure hope so.

Posted by: Soona at July 16, 2012 01:14 PM (KQuZj)

78 Posted by: dragonfly


None of the vote totals add up to 100%, in fact they range from 89 to 90%. With his approval rating at around a 45% average, Obamawill get slaughtered unless something changes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 16, 2012 01:14 PM (bb5Xq)

79 Here's the poll link. Obama has been consistently ahead in OH (and VA, and CO) since polling started this year. If that's good news, I guess losing is good news. http://www.purplestrategies.com/wp-content/uploads/7.2012-Purple-Poll.pdf

Posted by: dragonfly at July 16, 2012 01:14 PM (Xa2if)

80 This is probably Mitt's rope a dope technique. The Obama campaign is going to punch itself out.

Posted by: tasker at July 16, 2012 01:14 PM (r2PLg)

81 CORRECTION: Republican FG kickers go wide LEFT when you absolutely need the points. Always

Posted by: sunny black at July 16, 2012 01:14 PM (0LX7P)

82 can't wait for Portman or Pawlenty to be named his running mate

Posted by: The Dude at July 16, 2012 01:14 PM (tw6Ar)

83

my soothsayer instincts tell me that Mitt has no respect for Obama whatsoever and he thinks he's a punk

but he can't show his contempt for Obama so Mitt needs to play coy and then BAM!

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:15 PM (9Q7Nu)

84 I'll say it again: Obama is running like Massachusetts and New York and California are up for grabs.  He'll be lucky to  match Dukakis, and might be looking at Mondale-like results. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2012 01:15 PM (TOk1P)

85 "Forget about the curve ball, Ricky. Give him the heater."


Strike this mother fucker out.

Posted by: Roger Dorn at July 16, 2012 01:15 PM (p18em)

86 Another Greg/Dr Smith troll It's the original.

Posted by: toby928© Hash watcher at July 16, 2012 01:15 PM (evdj2)

87 'Have some Skittles and an Arizona Watermelon Tea and shut the fuck up.'

Posted by: Things I'd like to hear from Mittens at July 16, 2012 01:15 PM (cHeYs)

88 The criticism of our President by the unindicted felon Mitt Romney is clearly born out of right-wing racial hatred.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 16, 2012 01:16 PM (jCQ+I)

89 If you look at the poll numbers, you will see Obama will end up getting a few more points than his approval number (at least in swing states). That's due to either his huge advantage in likability or just that they hate Mitt Romney.

Posted by: dragonfly at July 16, 2012 01:16 PM (+nx7V)

90 If I had a poolboy he'd look like Barack.

Posted by: The Upcoming Mittens ver 5.0 Firmware Upgrade at July 16, 2012 01:16 PM (QKKT0)

91 but he can't show his contempt for Obama so Mitt needs to play coy and then BAM! So, sticking to the sport theme, pitch away, away, chin music. I've been flashing the thumb this whole at bat.

Posted by: toby928© Hash watcher at July 16, 2012 01:17 PM (evdj2)

92 Sod off, Joe.

Posted by: toby928© Hash watcher at July 16, 2012 01:17 PM (evdj2)

93 He's gotta loop that "you didn't build that..." quote over and over.

Holyfuckingshit.  I'm still fuming over his statist manifesto speech in Roanoke, VA.  Good lord, Mittster... go get him!

Posted by: Pipe Holder at July 16, 2012 01:17 PM (VTeUD)

94 Hopefully tasker, I agree it's a rope a dope.

Hopefully he is holding fire until after Labor Day, when people start to pay attention.

Hopefully.


Posted by: PJ at July 16, 2012 01:17 PM (DQHjw)

95 dragonfly if it's all so peachy why is Obama blowing a wad ton of campaign cash--now?

Posted by: tasker at July 16, 2012 01:17 PM (r2PLg)

96

I was skeptical of Romney in the primaries. I bought into this is the next establishment guy bullshit. That's what I think it is by the way.

I have known a lot of successful businessmen in my career and Romney is reminding me of the nice guys who could stick the stilleto in your ribs and smile and shake your had afterwords.

I bet he sleeps like a baby.

 

Posted by: Finn McCool at July 16, 2012 01:17 PM (R/8dI)

97 This election reminds me of Ali's rop-a-dope. Let Obama punch himself out and clean him up in the late rounds. Posted by: Finn McCool at July 16, 2012 05:12 PM (R/8dI) Exactly what I was thinking. Rope a Dope. (Also, reminds me of Game of Thrones when the imp bombed away at Barratheon with the green lighter fluid stuff. ) On the other hand, I think Romney has waaaayy too much respect for Obama and his team.

Posted by: sunny black at July 16, 2012 01:17 PM (0LX7P)

98

I've been flashing the thumb this whole at bat.

 

I go up there hanging brain.

Posted by: Creed Bratton at July 16, 2012 01:18 PM (cHeYs)

99
can't wait for Portman or Pawlenty to be named his running mate
Posted by: The Dude




Seriously?  The prospect of Vice-President Pawlenty has you bouncing on the edge of your seat in excitement?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2012 01:18 PM (kdS6q)

100 All of you are guilty of right-wing racial hatred and should be ashamed of yourselves. Report yourselves to Attack Watch and throw yourself on the mercy of our President. Repent and feel His forgiveness as you make progress to correct thinking.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 16, 2012 01:18 PM (jCQ+I)

101 Posted by: dragonfly


With his approval ratings so low and the economy tanked all the late deciders will flee from the chosen one. Going by those polls Obama could lose in a landslide.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 16, 2012 01:18 PM (bb5Xq)

102

hand not had.... shit

Posted by: Finn McCool at July 16, 2012 01:18 PM (R/8dI)

103 The criticism of our President by the unindicted felon Mitt Romney is clearly born out of right-wing racial hatred.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 16, 2012 05:16 PM (jCQ+I)



Who shit!?!

Oh, hi Mary..

Posted by: © Sponge at July 16, 2012 01:18 PM (UK9cE)

104

88 -

 

Careful Mary, there  are  some real dunces running around this thread, you're likely to be mistaken for one of them. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2012 01:18 PM (TOk1P)

105 Trollin trollin trollin
No need to explain the pollin, pollin, pollin'
Get them doggies a trollin'
STRAWGUY!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 16, 2012 01:19 PM (fa39X)

106 Funny how the Dems never worry about offending the tender sensibilities of the 'moderate undecideds.' They go all out, even with big lies, and seem to gain ground. Marquis of Queensbury is nice and all that, but Romney needs to get his Sean Connery 'send one of his to the morgue' on.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at July 16, 2012 01:19 PM (UU0OF)

107 #91, I am NOT Average Joe, and am sick of you morons trying to tell me I am.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 16, 2012 01:19 PM (jCQ+I)

108
I dunno. The way I see it, Mitt is the batter and Obama is throwing wild pitches.
Mitt's just taking his pitches one at a time...waiting. Eventually Mitt is gonna reach base.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:19 PM (9Q7Nu)

109

 

It's.....kind of ironic that Mark Thiessen is saying Mitt should go on the attack.

....Didn't Thiessen work for Bush?

You know....that guy Bush, who didn't exactly 'go on the attack' with his opponents.

 

But I agree with Theissen.....Romney does need to go for the jugular.

He should probably wait until he gets back from Israel and Europe, though.

Otherwise....it would be a sort of 'Hit and Run' kind of thing.

 

Romney cannot do any attacks on Barky while he is in other countries.

This would be a huge mistake.

I hope he knows that.

Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 01:20 PM (MbB0O)

110 All of you are guilty of right-wing racial hatred and should be ashamed of yourselves. Report yourselves to Attack Watch and throw yourself on the mercy of our President. Repent and feel His forgiveness as you make progress to correct thinking.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 16, 2012 05:18 PM (jCQ+I)



So, you're a communist?

Posted by: © Sponge at July 16, 2012 01:20 PM (UK9cE)

111 >>>if it's all so peachy why is Obama blowing a wad ton of campaign cash--now? No "October Surprise" in store, perhaps?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 01:20 PM (SNX0o)

112

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 16, 2012 05:09 PM (P6H+d)

___

 

Thanks for the link...went to her FB, it's a good peek into the mind of a centrist-indie-moderate type voter. The O-Holder Regime may finally have opened the eyes of some citizens as to what the modern Democrat party is made of.

Posted by: kallisto at July 16, 2012 01:20 PM (jm/9g)

113 The 'high road' strategy Rove and other advisors et al are using for and with the Romney campaign, are EXACTLY the approach that allowed an unstoppable amount of low info voter resentment and then hate to build against GWB which begat B0.

Posted by: redgrains at July 16, 2012 01:20 PM (TExGL)

114 For a guy who created Bane, Romney is remarkably cool about letting some douchebag from Chicago, who's never had a real job, tell him what he did and didn't do there. I'd get offended if some loser misrepresented my record at a company I built.

Posted by: sunny black at July 16, 2012 01:21 PM (0LX7P)

115 Seriously? The prospect of Vice-President Pawlenty has you bouncing on the edge of your seat in excitement?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2012 05:18 PM (kdS6q)


just have popcorn ready for the inevitable GOP-Conservative bonfire

Posted by: The Dude at July 16, 2012 01:21 PM (tw6Ar)

116 #104, I am intelligent enough to have chosen the path of progressive thought long ago, and to bask in the glory of our multiracial President, Barack Obama, who I support completely.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 16, 2012 01:21 PM (jCQ+I)

117 This blog post. You didn't build that. It was the commenters.

Posted by: MJ at July 16, 2012 01:21 PM (TR60b)

118 I am NOT Average Joe, and am sick of you morons trying to tell me I am.

OK, SGT Dan.  We'll call you "Below-Average Joe" instead.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 16, 2012 01:22 PM (SY2Kh)

119
and this impression of Mitt secretly being some sort of cut-throat is a fantasy, too

that's not Mitt Romney at all -- he is who he appears to be

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:22 PM (9Q7Nu)

120

>>which begat B0.<<

 

I thought Jungle Fever with a dash of Communism  was responsible for that?

 

 

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 01:22 PM (cHeYs)

121 106 #91, I am NOT Average Joe, and am sick of you morons trying to tell me I am. Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein


I accuse you of being Sgt Dan, whoever that is.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 16, 2012 01:22 PM (bb5Xq)

122 I still fear a "You have nothing to fear from a second term of President Obama!" moment.  

I must admit, the Sununu response was a bright, but fleeting, moment!

Posted by: Hrothgar (CJSC Designated Serf) at July 16, 2012 01:22 PM (Cnqmv)

123 Obama punches more like George Jefferson than George Foreman.

Posted by: The Q at July 16, 2012 01:23 PM (B/yDO)

124 Obama and his campaign have been displaying real signs of desperation this week, especially the Romney is a felon tactic.  Not even his worst enemy would think that Mitt would knowingly commit a felony.

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 16, 2012 01:23 PM (kXoT0)

125 "VIRGINIA: Obama Job: Approve 45 -- Disapprove 50 Obama 46 -- Romney 44. " The first set of numbers tells me Obama is in big trouble in Va. The Disapproves disapprove of Obama enough to say so to a pollster, and their disapproval probably has to do with his crappy governance. At least some of the Approves just think Sasha and Malia are adorable little girls. Who is going to bother to vote?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 16, 2012 01:23 PM (C8mVl)

126 The only metric to worry about now is if Team Obama's "Campaign to Define Romney" are working. So far it really isn't. So now it's just a matter of strategic pace. Keep close, mind the swing states very closely, and let the Obama hysterics build to crescendo early as they seem to be doing as some desperation is seeping in. Then come out blazing with a much stronger offensive stating not only economic and policy facts on the ground (that Americans have been living during the Obama term) but reminding "independents" how dishonest and disgraceful this transparent administration has been with its hope and change.

"Slow to boil" will work as long as the positioning in swing states doesn't get too far behind. Obama can spin but Romney has real life and real economics on his side. You really can't hide those truths even with the sycophantic MFM. Americans can see both Obama and the MFM pissing down their legs.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 16, 2012 01:23 PM (eHIJJ)

127
The October Surprise: "You used up all the glue... on purpose!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 16, 2012 01:23 PM (Wqfrr)

128
who  whom I support completely.


****

Object of the preposition, Average Joe.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 16, 2012 01:23 PM (UuLBC)

129 We have it on good authority that we punch 'above our weight'.

Posted by: Poland at July 16, 2012 01:24 PM (cHeYs)

130 123 Obama punches more like George ELIOT than George Foreman. FIFY

Posted by: Y-not at July 16, 2012 01:24 PM (5H6zj)

131 "dragonfly if it's all so peachy why is Obama blowing a wad ton of campaign cash--now?" It's smart politics. Define your opponent and if he doesn't fight back aggressively (which Mitt most certainly isn't), it's all over. Clinton did this vs Dole and cruised to victory and Dole's reputation took a huge hit in the process. And Bush (Swift Boat) did this vs Kerry and he never recovered. Negative ads work, especially when you have a wimpy opponent like Mitt Romney.

Posted by: dragonfly at July 16, 2012 01:24 PM (Xa2if)

132 Why attack Romney now? POTUS wants his numbers up going into the convention. How he wins with the economy getting worse...

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 01:24 PM (GkwjL)

133 #110, I have never been a member of the Communist Party of the United States of America, but I have voted Green Party as well as supporting Senator Bernie Sanders, who has identified himself as a Socialist. Right now, I support Barack Obama, and wish we had ways of eliminating your depressing right-wing hate. This Ewok you follow is leading you all down a non-progressive path, and you must be taught otherwise if we are to have a better world like we have here in lovely peaceful Brattleboro.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 16, 2012 01:24 PM (jCQ+I)

134 that's not Mitt Romney at all -- he is who he appears to be Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 05:22 PM (9Q7Nu) Day after Romney loses: HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!!

Posted by: sunny black at July 16, 2012 01:24 PM (0LX7P)

135 JPMorgan:
This morning we lowered our tracking of Q2 GDP growth from 1.7% to 1.4%.

Goldman Sachs:
We revised down our Q2 GDP tracking estimate by two tenths to +1.1%.

Trolls better get their shine box. No re-election possible with these numbers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 16, 2012 01:25 PM (fa39X)

136

114 For a guy who created Bane....

 

I think you mean...'Bain'.

 

'Bane' is the uber bad-waddie in the new Batman movie.

Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 01:25 PM (MbB0O)

137

dragonfly if it's all so peachy why is Obama blowing a wad ton of campaign cash--now?

 

Posted by: tasker at July 16, 2012 05:17 PM (r2PLg)

 

 

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

Posted by: Obama's Eroded Septum at July 16, 2012 01:25 PM (O0YFa)

138 The Ohio numbers are the worst in that poll. If Obama still has a decent 3 pt lead with the economy struggling, how much worse do things have to get for Ohio residents to vote for Mitt?

Posted by: dragonfly at July 16, 2012 01:25 PM (l5Jl8)

139  I am NOT Average Joe, and am sick of you morons trying to tell me I am.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 16, 2012 05:19 PM (jCQ+I)

 

 

------------------------------------------------

 

 

Bullshit.  You're not fooling us, AJ.  Same goes for that dragonfly sock.

Posted by: Soona at July 16, 2012 01:25 PM (KQuZj)

140 George Hamilton.

Posted by: MJ at July 16, 2012 01:25 PM (TR60b)

141

if you read the email I posted  from Kos earlier you'll see that the only plan they have right now is to smear Romney with lies with the assistance of their friends in the media

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:26 PM (9Q7Nu)

142 Posted by: dragonfly


Obama is defining himself with theses attacks, that and his horrible economy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 16, 2012 01:26 PM (bb5Xq)

143 George Jetson.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 01:26 PM (SNX0o)

144 all trolls are Average Joe, International Sucker of Cock. Posted by: dragonfly at July 16, 2012 05:24 PM (Xa2if) Posted by: DrSmith at July 09, 2012 09:26 AM (Xa2if). btw, #BeatingOnAmerica

Posted by: toby928© pushes the tag at July 16, 2012 01:26 PM (evdj2)

145 #118, goddamn it, Hollowpoint, "Mary Cloggenstein" was my longest-running liberal bullshit sockpuppet, and you just fucked it up. Fuck, now I have to come up with a new joke. Either that or just wait a couple weeks until everyone forgets you outed me. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: SGT Dan at July 16, 2012 01:26 PM (jCQ+I)

146 "No re-election possible with these numbers. " Obama shouldn't be ahead now with the economic numbers and yet he is. It's the likability, stupid. Or just hating a crappy candidate in Romney.

Posted by: dragonfly at July 16, 2012 01:27 PM (Xa2if)

147
Boy George.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 16, 2012 01:27 PM (UuLBC)

148

<<George Hamilton. >>

 

Obama's not that Tan.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 01:27 PM (cHeYs)

149 If Obama still has a decent 3 pt lead with the economy struggling, how much worse do things have to get for Ohio residents to vote for Mitt? ----------------------- Just wait for August 3rd. That's the BLS release for July's unemployment rate. It's gonna suck a fat, male reproductive organ.

Posted by: MJ, adopting Mitt's vocabulary at July 16, 2012 01:27 PM (TR60b)

150
Hopefully he is holding fire until after Labor Day, when people start to pay attention. Hopefully.
Posted by: PJ




Absentee ballots will be in voter's hand beginning of October or possibly end of September. Might not want to cut things so close.




Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2012 01:27 PM (kdS6q)

151

Georgio Moroder

Posted by: kallisto at July 16, 2012 01:28 PM (jm/9g)

152 111 >>>if it's all so peachy why is Obama blowing a wad ton of campaign cash--now? No "October Surprise" in store, perhaps? Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 05:20 PM (SNX0o) ********* Gee..that got me to wonder if they might be expecting some -- bad economic news.... Well looky here: *********** Housing reports will take center stage with the National Association of Home Builders index due Tuesday, housing starts on Wednesday and sales of existing homes on Thursday. Economists have forecasts of slight improvements for each gauge and any improvement to that long-stagnant market is welcome. As other sectors of the economy – notably manufacturing and labor -- have seen starts and stops as the recovery has struggled to gain momentum, housing has remained a virtual black hole. Record low mortgage rates, myriad government assistance programs and a vast inventory have done nothing to spur activity. Few people are buying homes and home values continue to drop. Also due Monday are retails sales for the month of June, which should shed light on whether consumers are opening their wallets. On Tuesday the Consumer Price Index is out, a bellwether measure of inflation. A couple of gauges of regional manufacturing activity are also due next week: the New York Federal Reserve's Empire State survey is out Monday and the Philadelphia Fed survey is due Thursday. Both are expected to show improvement from a month ago. On Wednesday, the Federal Reserve will release its Beige Book, a survey of regional economic conditions. Investors will also pay close attention to Bernanke’s testimony Tuesday and Wednesday before Congress during a semi-annual address on monetary policy. He will surely be questioned on whether or not the Fed is planning additional stimulus actions given recent predictions by Fed bankers that U.S. growth is slowing. In minutes from the Fed’s June meeting released this week Fed members appear willing to make some moves if conditions continue to worsen. The debate is over the breadth and timing of the stimulus. Read more: http://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/2012/07/13/w eek-ahead-second-quarter-earnings-economic- data/#ixzz20p65PYVN

Posted by: tasker at July 16, 2012 01:28 PM (r2PLg)

153

I like to think that Romney is saving the majority of his ammo for when he will get the most bang for his buck. The people that matter still aren't paying much attention.

 

Obama has a huge, ineffective campaign bureaucracy that's deficit-spending this time 'round. They're pissing away money like monkeys throwing poop - trying to find something that will stick, but Mitt Romney happens to be absurdly squeeky-clean. Hell, the biggest "fault" they've thrown at him is how wildly successful he's been!

 

Posted by: Optimizer at July 16, 2012 01:28 PM (As94z)

154 Posted by: dragonfly at July 16, 2012 05:27 PM (Xa2if)

Don't be mad, bro.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 16, 2012 01:28 PM (fa39X)

155 I think it's probably a good idea for Romney to use some restraint right now. The thing Obama has going for him is likability. If Romney comes off as mean toward him, it could backfire.  Later, as  people get to know Romney a little better, and they've endure yet more of this crappy economy, Romney can go ahead and sharpen his claws.

Posted by: Cornfed at July 16, 2012 01:28 PM (Hoy9u)

156 138 The Ohio numbers are the worst in that poll. If Obama still has a decent 3 pt lead with the economy struggling, how much worse do things have to get for Ohio residents to vote for Mitt? Posted by: dragonfly



None of the vote totals add up to 100%, in fact they range from 89 to 90%. With his approval rating at around a 45% average, Obama will get slaughtered unless something changes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 16, 2012 01:28 PM (bb5Xq)

157 Curious George? I denounce myself.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 01:28 PM (SNX0o)

158 I do not FOLLOW anyone EWOK or otherwise, I am merely a guest on his blog, Mare, and as far as anyone of your ilk teaching me anything, that will never happen.  But, thanks for offering.

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 16, 2012 01:29 PM (kXoT0)

159 They say the LOST treaty is dead in the water.  No thanks to Kay Barely Republican who is on the wrong side of yet another issue.  Thank the Lord she is not our governor and will only be a senator for about 5 more months.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at July 16, 2012 01:29 PM (SDkq3)

160 just wait a couple weeks until everyone forgets you outed me. Thanks a lot. Posted by: SGT Dan at July 16, 2012 05:26 PM (jCQ+I) Forget what?

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 01:29 PM (GkwjL)

161 Message:  mildly peeved.

Posted by: Mitt "Herbert Walker" Romney at July 16, 2012 01:29 PM (SwjAj)

162 I think you mean...'Bain'. 'Bane' is the uber bad-waddie in the new Batman movie. Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 05:25 PM (MbB0O) I stand corrected. I have TDKR on the brain obviously. But it does raise an interesting point -- how soon before MSNBC's chyrons have 'Romney Created Bane'

Posted by: sunny black at July 16, 2012 01:29 PM (0LX7P)

163

Obama's not that Tan.

 

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 05:27 PM (cHeYs)

 

 

 

Or leathery.

Posted by: ErikW at July 16, 2012 01:29 PM (O0YFa)

164 open the pod bay doors, HAL.    



Posted by: Dan in Danville at July 16, 2012 01:29 PM (Dll6b)

165 Right now, I support Barack Obama, and wish we had ways of eliminating your depressing right-wing hate. This Ewok you follow is leading you all down a non-progressive path, and you must be taught otherwise if we are to have a better world like we have here in lovely peaceful Brattleboro.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 16, 2012 05:24 PM (jCQ+I)



He's admitting that he's a communist with his quoting the Manifesto with every speech, so I'm guessing that means you're at minimum, a sympathizer.

Progressivism, or liberalism, or whatever you want to call it is pure evil to it's core.  We believe in self-determination.  You don't.

To quote a not so famous band (Course of Empire):  "Earn your future, or perish with the land."

Your mindset will cause the land, and all those in it, to perish.

Tell me, Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT.  What do you do when you run out of other people's money?

Posted by: © Sponge at July 16, 2012 01:30 PM (UK9cE)

166 #118, goddamn it, Hollowpoint, "Mary Cloggenstein" was my longest-running liberal bullshit sockpuppet, and you just fucked it up. Fuck, now I have to come up with a new joke. Either that or just wait a couple weeks until everyone forgets you outed me. Thanks a lot.

A couple of weeks?  The Morons will forget in a couple of minutes.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 16, 2012 01:30 PM (SY2Kh)

167 BTW, Sheriff Joe Arpaio is supposed to hold another presser tomorrow with new information on the Taupe Dope.  Need to call stockbroker and invest in popcorn and butter futures.

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 16, 2012 01:30 PM (kXoT0)

168 Mary Cloggenstein?

Posted by: charlie gibson at July 16, 2012 01:31 PM (evdj2)

169 Republicans demanding apologies, retractions, civility, etc never get them and end up looking like fools - so STOP doing it. Victomhood doesn't suit Republicans. Every day the Obama gang demonstrates their disregard for the rule of law and their disdain for what made America great. Now if Romney would start talking about that he might be a lot more than 2% better than McCain.

Posted by: crazy at July 16, 2012 01:31 PM (DymQ2)

170

Curious George?

 

...and Varno for the Win!

(George Soros is : THE MAN IN THE YELLOW HAT)

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 01:31 PM (cHeYs)

171 The Morons will forget in a couple of minutes.

So true.

They'll be arguing with the sock in this thread again in a few minutes. Oh wait, it's already happening.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:31 PM (9Q7Nu)

172 A couple of weeks? The Morons will forget in a couple of minutes. Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 16, 2012 05:30 PM (SY2Kh) ****** Just put out a platter of Ding Dings and HoHos...it'll be less than minutes.

Posted by: tasker at July 16, 2012 01:32 PM (r2PLg)

173 They'll be arguing with the sock in this thread again in a few minutes. Like Ace, some commenters don't read the comments.

Posted by: that guy that doesn't read all the comments at July 16, 2012 01:32 PM (evdj2)

174 Damn autocorrect-- Ding Dings should be Ding Dongs

Posted by: tasker at July 16, 2012 01:33 PM (r2PLg)

175 Sock puppet, oh look, a squirrel....

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 16, 2012 01:33 PM (kXoT0)

176
Mark Thiessen??

Any relation to Tiffany Amber?


Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:33 PM (9Q7Nu)

177 168 Mary Cloggenstein? Posted by: charlie gibson at July 16, 2012 05:31 PM (evdj2) I remember her, stand up Mary, let the morons see ya!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 16, 2012 01:33 PM (GkwjL)

178

@119 I'm not saying Mitt is a secret cutthroat, I don't know if you're referring to what I posted or not, just want to put this out there.

Nobody becomes as successful as this guy without understanding what it takes to win.

He lost to John McCain I think he learned from that.

Posted by: Finn McCool at July 16, 2012 01:33 PM (R/8dI)

179 But it does raise an interesting point -- how soon before MSNBC's chyrons have 'Romney Obama & Socialism Created [Bane[/s]Bain'

Posted by: sunny black at July 16, 2012 05:29 PM (0LX7P)


In keeping with the latest directive, Romney couldn't have created Bain!

Posted by: Hrothgar (CJSC Designated Serf) at July 16, 2012 01:33 PM (Cnqmv)

180 This site has comments?

Posted by: MJ at July 16, 2012 01:34 PM (TR60b)

181 Who are the people that think Kay in Maine--is real.....

Posted by: tasker at July 16, 2012 01:34 PM (r2PLg)

182 victimhood

Posted by: crazy at July 16, 2012 01:34 PM (DymQ2)

183

162....But it does raise an interesting point -- how soon before MSNBC's chyrons have 'Romney Created Bane'

 

Yep.

I don't believe for a second....that it was a mere 'coincidence' that the new Batman movie has an arch villian named.....'Bane'.

I really do hate Hollywood.

More than ever now.

Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 01:34 PM (MbB0O)

184 #166, I can only hope. I got way more mileage and laughs for the crowd out of "Mary's" bullshit than I did being myself, in other words a bitter right-wing heavily-armed lightly-disabled former 11B2P with a couple Iraq trips. Angry combat vets are a dime a dozen on this blog, and the quality of the trolling had fallen way off. Picking up someone's disused "Mary" sock got some laughs, so I went with it.

When I was driving through Vermont for my graduation at Norwich last month, I drove past the Brattleboro exit. My wife had no idea why I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: SGT Dan at July 16, 2012 01:34 PM (jCQ+I)

185
Ding Dings

Hoo Ha's

Twinkles

Yo yo's

I ate all those delicious Hostess stuffs when I was a kid

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:34 PM (9Q7Nu)

186 He lost to John McCain I think he learned from that. Posted by: Finn McCool at July 16, 2012 05:33 PM (R/8dI) Losing to McCain is like losing to Corky from the old "Life Goes On" show.

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 01:34 PM (GkwjL)

187 Any relation to Tiffany Amber?


Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 05:33 PM (9Q7Nu)



I'd hit it.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 16, 2012 01:35 PM (UK9cE)

188 He should also go after SCOAMF and minions for how stupid the whole thing is. I went on leave of absence, assholes, I didn't read the future as to when or if I'd come back.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 16, 2012 01:35 PM (QxSug)

189
I ate all those delicious Hostess stuffs when I was a kid


****

Snowballs.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 16, 2012 01:35 PM (UuLBC)

190 180 This site has comments? Posted by: MJ at July 16, 2012 05:34 PM (TR60b) No it's a hallucination from playing too much Sims

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 01:35 PM (GkwjL)

191 Losing to McCain is like losing to Corky from the old "Life Goes On" show.

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 05:34 PM (GkwjL)



I thought the brainy sister was cute....

Posted by: © Sponge at July 16, 2012 01:36 PM (UK9cE)

192 Just spell Cloggenstein Cloggenstien and it'll all be good. Kind of like how the head Ewok plays with Justice Ginsberg instead of Ginsburg.

Posted by: tasker at July 16, 2012 01:36 PM (r2PLg)

193

I thought Ian Paice was the keyboardist in Deep Purple?

Who is this guy who died?

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 01:36 PM (cHeYs)

194 Oh noes, Romney's tied with the worst president ever in a poll with a D+12 margin. How can we surive?

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 16, 2012 01:36 PM (QxSug)

195 I think Kay in Maine is real, but I haven't seen anything by her in months. Mary was either a real troll or a sock, but hadn't been used lately. Trolling a troll struck me as fair game since it was all for laughs anyway.

Posted by: SGT Dan at July 16, 2012 01:36 PM (jCQ+I)

196

168 Mary Cloggenstein?
Posted by: charlie gibson at July 16, 2012 05:31 PM (evdj2)

 



I remember her, stand up Mary, let the morons see ya!

 

 

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 16, 2012 05:33 PM (GkwjL)

 

 

Sorry, I was on the shitter. What happened?

Posted by: Bob Schieffer at July 16, 2012 01:36 PM (O0YFa)

197 The campaign doesn't start until after the conventions.  It's mid-July, people.    Nobody of consequence is paying attention.  To the extent they're not   searching for work, the voting electorate is with their kids at Disneyworld, or   up in the mountains camping, or quaffing beers at barbecues, or getting the   kids off to summer camps.  For every political junkie obsessing on a daily   basis about Bain Capital there are a dozen non-partisan members of the voting   electorate who wouldn't know Bain Capital from Capital One credit   cards.  Romney will take off the gloves in September and October.  That's   when it counts.  Besides, in the end it's all about the idiocy, economy. 

Posted by: Irony at July 16, 2012 01:36 PM (f8XyF)

198 A beer bottle across the face in a bar brawl never solved anything.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at July 16, 2012 01:36 PM (qwK3S)

199

179.....In keeping with the latest directive, Romney couldn't have created Bain!

 

Excellent point, Hrothgar.

Brillian, even.

 

How can Barky and the Dems continue to rail against all those 'evil corporations'.....when it was their beloved Government which created them!

Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 01:37 PM (MbB0O)

200 Nobody becomes as successful as this guy without understanding what it takes to win.

For sure. But I really believe Mitt is closer to a Boy Scout than to the jerks on Mad Men.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:37 PM (9Q7Nu)

201 I ate all those delicious Hostess stuffs when I was a kid Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 05:34 PM (9Q7Nu) ******** I'll take-- Suzy Q's for the win.

Posted by: tasker at July 16, 2012 01:37 PM (r2PLg)

202 Tastykakes.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 01:37 PM (SNX0o)

203 Who are the people that think Kay in Maine--is real.....

She gets socked quite a bit, but unless someone went through the trouble of starting a blog, posting on multiple sites, and a Twitter account, she's real. 

And very, very insane.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 16, 2012 01:37 PM (SY2Kh)

204 No it's a hallucination from playing too much Sims ---------------------- I thought this was Facebook. I've heard it's really cool.

Posted by: MJ at July 16, 2012 01:37 PM (TR60b)

205 I thought the brainy sister was cute.... Posted by: © Sponge at July 16, 2012 05:36 PM (UK9cE) Yep, definitely. She's married with a daughter, now. Life goes on...

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 01:37 PM (GkwjL)

206 140 "George Hamilton"

Can we go one day without mentioning John Boehner?

Posted by: The Q at July 16, 2012 01:38 PM (B/yDO)

207 This is even dumber, as Sununu points out, Mitt should go after Obama's chicago thug existence. Also, I heard that next shoe to drop is that Romney wanted to have sex with his wife at a swinger's bar in front of people. The witnesses of said act said it was so beautiful that they too converted to mormonism.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 16, 2012 01:38 PM (QxSug)

208

Fill the mitts with lead pellet filler, if you insist on wearing them, Mitt.

Posted by: Stuff Mitt's advisors should be saying at July 16, 2012 01:38 PM (NUCoY)

209

I gotta go with the Snowballs.

Coconut, Marshmallow, Choc. Cake and a cream filling...c'mon.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 01:38 PM (cHeYs)

210

Who is this guy who died?

 

Jon Lord, the keyboard player.  He was about the only other guy who could keep up with Keith  Emerson during that era, IMO.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2012 01:38 PM (d0Tfm)

211

#183, and Bane was a Batman villain long before anyone heard of Mitt Romney. This one was in pre-production long before Romney was the nominee, so I'm prepared to call that coincidence and not liberal conspiracy.

 

Posted by: SGT Dan at July 16, 2012 01:38 PM (jCQ+I)

212 Follow me!

Posted by: that guy that doesn't read all the tweets at July 16, 2012 01:38 PM (evdj2)

213 well here is the problem when it comes to R's campaigning negatively. If a D does it, the MSM story is "shocking allegations! are they true? " But if an R does it, the MSM story is "campaigm takes a negative turn, Republicans hit new low, let's wring our hands about the incivility of it all" - I.e.the original basis/claim of the negative campaign is completely lost. So R's have to be a lot more clever at it. they can't just throw shit out there and see what sticks because the MSM punishes R's for that even while it rewards D's.

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at July 16, 2012 01:38 PM (s/M75)

214 BTW, I wish I could keep my hash. It sounds like what an obese Eastern European would yell before he downs a 64 oz stein of beer.

Posted by: ErikW at July 16, 2012 01:39 PM (O0YFa)

215

Drake's Coffee Cakes.

Posted by: Jerry at July 16, 2012 01:39 PM (cHeYs)

216 207 This is even dumber, as Sununu points out, Mitt should go after Obama's chicago thug existence. Also, I heard that next shoe to drop is that Romney wanted to have sex with his wife at a swinger's bar in front of people. The witnesses of said act said it was so beautiful that they too converted to mormonism. Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 16, 2012 05:38 PM (QxSug) It probably impregnated any woman who was ovulating at the time...

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 01:39 PM (GkwjL)

217 Snowballs.

The Hostess Snowball or the "Clerks" version?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 16, 2012 01:39 PM (SY2Kh)

218

@186 Maybe, Maybe not, I haven't forgotten what the atmosphere was in 08.

You don't really beleive these things are static do you?

This is not 08 the country was in full battle fatigue with the Republicans. That is much different than the current situation.

Posted by: Finn McCool at July 16, 2012 01:39 PM (R/8dI)

219 209 I gotta go with the Snowballs. Coconut, Marshmallow, Choc. Cake and a cream filling...c'mon. Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 05:38 PM (cHeYs) ****** Suzy Q's without that coconut stuff with the half life of uranium.

Posted by: tasker at July 16, 2012 01:40 PM (r2PLg)

220
I had simple tastes -- my favorite was the cupcakes.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:40 PM (9Q7Nu)

221 Ding dongs all the way.

Posted by: Y-not at July 16, 2012 01:40 PM (5H6zj)

222 211

I think the argument is that it was no coincidence that MSNBC misspelled "Bain" as the Batman villain.

Posted by: The Q at July 16, 2012 01:40 PM (B/yDO)

223
remember FRUIT PIE THE MAGICIAN?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at July 16, 2012 01:40 PM (9Q7Nu)

224

Jon Lord, the keyboard player. He was about the only other guy who could keep up with Keith Emerson during that era

 

...Paice was the drummer.  Why did I think he was a keyboardist? 

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 01:40 PM (cHeYs)

225 Feh. One word: Krispy Kreme

Posted by: toby928© at July 16, 2012 01:40 PM (evdj2)

226

When I was in-house security in Vegas, one of my jobs, of course, was to evict troublemakers and cheaters.  One of the best tactics I used was to not say anything as I was escorting them to the exits. 

 

 

They'd call me every name in the book once they were outside, and the longer I stayed silent, the angrier they got.  A couple of them got so angry that they started threatening my life and everyone who worked at the casino. 

 

 

That's when the casino manager would call Vegas metro.  Mmmm...bye bye.

 

 

I'm thinking, perhaps, Mitt is using the same tactic.

Posted by: Soona at July 16, 2012 01:41 PM (KQuZj)

227 It's mid-July, people. Nobody of consequence is paying attention. But, I'm...! Oh, I see your point.

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2012 01:41 PM (FcR7P)

228 Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 05:37 PM (MbB0O)

The cognitive dissonance, she is strong today!

Posted by: Hrothgar (CJSC Designated Serf) at July 16, 2012 01:41 PM (Cnqmv)

229
remember FUNNY BONES?

they had peanut butter filling

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at July 16, 2012 01:41 PM (9Q7Nu)

230 210 Who is this guy who died? Jon Lord, the keyboard player. He was about the only other guy who could keep up with Keith Emerson during that era, IMO. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2012 05:38 PM (d0Tfm) What are you fracking kidding me? RICK WAKEMAN! Check out any Yes recording. He also played piano on Cat Stevens, "Morning Has Broken", made that song a hit.

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 01:41 PM (GkwjL)

231 Criminalizing the opposition is pretty standard for tinpot dictators.

Posted by: nickless at July 16, 2012 01:41 PM (MMC8r)

232 The Hostess Snowball or the "Clerks" version?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 16, 2012 05:39 PM (SY2Kh)

 

Hostess...though I hear Obama likes the 'Clerks' version, best.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 01:41 PM (cHeYs)

233 Snowballs. That's a great pejorative for lefties. They want to blow Obama then kiss him with a mouth full of white goo. I've been trying to think of something similar to call them because 'bagger' drives me fucking nuts.

Posted by: MJ at July 16, 2012 01:42 PM (TR60b)

234

Sgt Dan...I was IN Brattleboro VT last month. Didn't see Mary but was only on town about 5 minutes....

From the outside, it looks like a normal little town.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at July 16, 2012 01:42 PM (YmPwQ)

235 What Obama needs is a strong father figure.  Someone who represents masculinity, to give him a sense of maturity, and you know, someone who can teach him to sink a jump shot and throw a baseball.

Posted by: Fritz at July 16, 2012 01:42 PM (02fNe)

236 Oh shi..... I'm breaking out into a color sweat--don't tell..me. Did they stop making-- Suzy Q's!? The humanity!! I'm off to the googles.

Posted by: tasker at July 16, 2012 01:43 PM (r2PLg)

237

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 05:41 PM (GkwjL)

 

Bill Payne drinks BOTH their milkshakes.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 01:43 PM (cHeYs)

238 You better be fucking right Ace because if I have to sit through a replay of McCain lite 2008 with this guy Im gonna go out and start throwing rocks at anyone in reach.

Posted by: Rich K at July 16, 2012 01:43 PM (X4l3T)

239 >>Ding dongs all the way. That's what she said.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 01:43 PM (QIwAo)

240 Posted by: Fritz at July 16, 2012 05:42 PM (02fNe)

And close an umbrella!

Posted by: Hrothgar (CJSC Designated Serf) at July 16, 2012 01:43 PM (Cnqmv)

241 Mr. Zimmerman meet Mr. Romney. Both of you are up against the MSM and Liberal left. It's WAR. Fight or die.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2012 01:43 PM (j1gX1)

242

I am still bugged at the idea that Weiner would even think about running for office again....

 

You know....if Andrew Breitbart were still alive, I don't think that Weiner would dare to run for...anything.

Someone had to say it.

Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 01:43 PM (MbB0O)

243 Chocodiles.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 01:44 PM (cHeYs)

244 I agree with 218, America was ready for something different in 2008 because the media had relentlessly told them how mean and evil, wicked, bad, and nasty W and Cheney were.  McCain was the media's reliable "Good Republican" (think Good German) that they could trot out for interviews with him saying Republicans were revolting.  So in 2008, Mitt was running against "I will do ANYTHING to be the Republican nominee" McCain, and the media, so, it was not surprising that he lost.

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 16, 2012 01:44 PM (kXoT0)

245

@200 I get your point but understand there is nothing wrong with having a squeaky clean personal life.

The dems would have eviserated him by now if he was a take no names, philandering, stereotypical businessman.

Look what they're trying now FELON.

Imagine if Donald Trump would have won we'd be fucked right now.

I'm just saying he shouldn't be underestimated, and what I've seen so far has me encouraged.

Not confident of a win but very encouraged. 

Posted by: Finn McCool at July 16, 2012 01:44 PM (R/8dI)

246 Phew! How do you eat a Suzy Q? Do you lick the crème filling around the edges or just bite into it? For more than 40 years, sophisticated snack cake connoisseurs have been licking their fingers while mouths full of crème filled Suzy Qs delight their taste buds. The oblong sandwich of either banana-flavored or devil's food cake with white crème filling was invented in 1961 and named after the daughter of Continental Bakeries Vice President Cliff Isaacson. ******** Banana! They make banana? Excuse me while I go into a temporary coma. Snnnnnzzzzzzz....

Posted by: tasker at July 16, 2012 01:44 PM (r2PLg)

247

Whenever Greg shows up with his bogus polls and Obama "likability" bullshit, I know that the race is almost in the bag for Romney. This guy has been spectacularly wrong, in 2010, and all of the Wisconsin shenanigans. 

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at July 16, 2012 01:45 PM (YmPwQ)

248 237 Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 05:41 PM (GkwjL) Bill Payne drinks BOTH their milkshakes. Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 05:43 PM (cHeYs) Ok, I've been a Little Feat fan from the Eighties, it's comparing Scotch to beer. Both are great but go down differently.

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 01:45 PM (GkwjL)

249 Wakeman was okay but kinda flouncy.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 01:45 PM (QIwAo)

250 224 "Paice was the drummer. Why did I think he was a keyboardist?"

A drummer

*puts on sunglasses*

keeps the Paice.

YEEEEEAHHHHHHHH

Posted by: Horatio Caine at July 16, 2012 01:45 PM (B/yDO)

251 Your Moment of @CharlieDaniels courtesy of twitter: "Our athletes are going to the olympics dressed like French flight attendants."

Posted by: Y-not at July 16, 2012 01:46 PM (5H6zj)

252 all these polls we see right now are not only worthless they are bullshit.

Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 01:46 PM (YdQQY)

253 This is even dumber, as Sununu points out, Mitt should go after Obama's chicago thug existence.

Old news.  Obama's record since January 2009 is such a target rich environment that Mitt shouldn't be wasting a lot of effort on stuff the voters already proved willing to overlook the first time.

Demonizing Obama the man probably won't work, and could result in backlash.  Skull fucking Obama's record- and perhaps characterizing it as the result of his inexperience- is more likely to resonate with voters.

What are people going to think if they see Romney rehashing dirt from 2008?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 16, 2012 01:46 PM (SY2Kh)

254
McCain nor his campaign gave a shit if he won and he still got a tick over 46%.

Romney cares.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:46 PM (9Q7Nu)

255 I woke up today missing those old white reactionaries from the 60s.  The Archie Bunkie guys.  Man they were awesome.   Not sure we have a big chunk of voters like that anymore...it's mostly SWPL yuppie boomer Oprah-loving dipshits now..

Posted by: jeanne at July 16, 2012 01:47 PM (GdalM)

256 "Our athletes are going to the olympics dressed like French flight attendants." Posted by: Y-not at July 16, 2012 05:46 PM (5H6zj) Is that worse than when they went dressed as Black MUslims in Mexico City?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2012 01:47 PM (j1gX1)

257

Yeah, we all know Mitt is more than capable of  fighting nasty -- we all saw  what a bully he was to Perry.

 

As for the polls, they are so padded by the biased polling outfits I laugh at them. Ulsterman's WHI said they're padded by 10.  I am a little concerned that Ras finds Mitt up only 2... I'm hoping that Ras is finding it much bigger but since they're the only ones they don't want to be laughed at? LOL, mostly j/k. It's JULY is the better answer. Americans are lazing by the pool/beach and thinking of back-to-school for their kids.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at July 16, 2012 01:47 PM (KL49F)

258 **231 Criminalizing the opposition is pretty standard for tinpot dictators. Posted by: nickless at July 16, 2012 05:41 PM (MMC8r)*** Yeah, the other response is mocking the idea. So, you're making it a criminal act to take a leave of absence, no wonder the economy sucks, people are scared to do anything, fascist.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 16, 2012 01:47 PM (QxSug)

259 #235 wrote, "What Obama needs is a strong father figure. Someone who represents masculinity, to give him a sense of maturity, and you know, someone who can teach him to sink a jump shot and throw a baseball."

Ya ever hear of Reggie Love?

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 16, 2012 01:47 PM (kXoT0)

260 The thing Obama has going for him is likability.
I've despised the little Il Douche' from the get go, only assholes like him.

Posted by: DaveA at July 16, 2012 01:47 PM (yVsIQ)

261
I never liked Suzy Q's because of that -- you take a bite and all the filling would come out the sides.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:48 PM (9Q7Nu)

262
Yodels, on the other hand, are a very neat snack.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:48 PM (9Q7Nu)

263 I woke up today missing those old white reactionaries from the 60s. The Archie Bunkie guys. Man they were awesome. Not sure we have a big chunk of voters like that anymore...it's mostly SWPL yuppie boomer Oprah-loving dipshits now.. Posted by: jeanne at July 16, 2012 05:47 PM (GdalM) Deep in my heart.....but not sure Archie would approve of me since I am a Kike ( hey I'm jewish so I can use it)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2012 01:48 PM (j1gX1)

264 And on a side note I am beat to shit. Wifey wanted a new chair to sleep in because she isn't comfortable in a bed right now.


First had to off-load it off the truck then carry in the house. Move all the furniture in the living room around. And then dismantle the old wore-out chair I had into component parts to haul  to the dump.

Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 01:49 PM (YdQQY)

265 Take a deep breath and relax. You don't get to be the CEO, owner and President of a company like Bain Capital if you are a pussy. Under that nice exterior, Romney is one tough s.o.b. and you can bet he's a hell of a lot tougher than the metrosexual Obama.

Posted by: Yojimbo at July 16, 2012 01:49 PM (c9F8a)

266
Two words:  Ring Dings.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 16, 2012 01:49 PM (UuLBC)

267
Yeah, we all know Mitt is more than capable of fighting nasty -- we all saw what a bully he was to Perry.

Come on, now.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:49 PM (9Q7Nu)

268 Deep fried butter.

Posted by: David Frum at July 16, 2012 01:50 PM (evdj2)

269

remember FUNNY BONES?

they had peanut butter filling

 

I once ate my weight in Ideal Bars.

 

Oh, Keith Emerson = jazz.  Rick Wakeman = classical. Both great, but KE was much faster.  Seen them both  live.

 

And Bill Payne is the shizznit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2012 01:50 PM (d0Tfm)

270 Re-reheated hash tastes better than this shit.

Posted by: How About a Cup of Shut the Fuck Up? at July 16, 2012 01:50 PM (7+pP9)

271

No one around to help, Vic?

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:50 PM (9Q7Nu)

272 268 Do I even need to note that Average Joe sucks cock by choice? I think the proper phrase is "By choice, Average Joe sucks cock". Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 16, 2012 05:49 PM (OWjjx) Are you sure it's not? "Average Joe, by choice, sucks cock".

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 01:51 PM (GkwjL)

273
Ideal Bars??

Are they the  crispy wafer peanut buttery treat?

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:51 PM (9Q7Nu)

274 No one around to help, Vic? We tried, but he yelled at us to get off his lawn.

Posted by: the neighborhood kids at July 16, 2012 01:51 PM (evdj2)

275 Hey Nevergiveup, while going over to buy new chair had to stop at dentist office to pay bill for wife's last checkup.  Since BCBS would not cover all those tooth extractions as medical my dental insurance is maxed out for the rest of the year.

Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 01:52 PM (YdQQY)

276 >>>Yeah, we all know Mitt is more than capable of fighting nasty -- we all saw what a bully he was to Perry. I vaguely remember hearing that Mitt's camp was behind the Herman Cain dirt. Dunno if it's true.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 01:52 PM (QIwAo)

277 >> But I think he's wary of coming off as "the bad guy."

Yes, and he should worry about that.

There is an asymmetry in how the campaigns are reported on in the media, and so there must be an asymmetry in how they behave.

Posted by: sandy burger at July 16, 2012 01:52 PM (6ClcK)

278 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2012 05:48 PM (j1gX1)

I thought they banned all the sheenies around here!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 16, 2012 01:53 PM (nEUpB)

279 Since BCBS would not cover all those tooth extractions as medical my dental insurance is maxed out for the rest of the year. Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 05:52 PM (YdQQY) Well if your ever in NJ, I'll take care of everything.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2012 01:53 PM (j1gX1)

280 Did everyone see the shark that took a fish from a fisherman? Scroll down : http://fwd4.me/15bT

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 16, 2012 01:53 PM (bb5Xq)

281 The problem for Romney, re dirt on the SCoaMF, is the difficulty of finding a rat line into the media that won't sell him out.

Posted by: toby928© at July 16, 2012 01:53 PM (evdj2)

282 No one around to help, Vic?

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 05:50 PM (9Q7Nu)


Yes, I did get the next door neighbor to help me carry the new one in. In my you8nger days I could carry a rocking recliner by myself.  Done got old and puny now.

Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 01:53 PM (YdQQY)

283

guys, gals, Mitt Romney knew he was gonna be the nominee since the day Obama won in 2008

Mitt wasn't even trying during the primaries.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:53 PM (9Q7Nu)

284
Come on, look at who Mitt Romney was up against.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:54 PM (9Q7Nu)

285 Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 05:51 PM (GkwjL)

or....

Sucking cock: Average Joe's choice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 16, 2012 01:54 PM (nEUpB)

286

264 And on a side note I am beat to shit. Wifey wanted a new chair to sleep in because she isn't comfortable in a bed right now. ...

 

I was afraid of that sort of thing happening to ya, Vic.

Being a care-giver is exhausting....even without having to procure and move furniture around.

I pray she gets to feeling better real soon.

....So that she can take care of you. 

Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 01:54 PM (MbB0O)

287 Calm down, morons. I'm sure Mittens next will fire off a strongly-worded letter.

Vote Republican!

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at July 16, 2012 01:55 PM (zpqa2)

288 **Old news. Obama's record since January 2009 is such a target rich environment that Mitt shouldn't be wasting a lot of effort on stuff the voters already proved willing to overlook the first time.** oh, well, nevermind. I guess he gets a pass. This Bain stuff is super-new and needs to be addressed.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 16, 2012 01:55 PM (QxSug)

289
noods

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:55 PM (9Q7Nu)

290 Well if your ever in NJ, I'll take care of everything.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2012 05:53 PM (j1gX1)


He only hit me up for $143, so that ain't bad. I did notice he was driving a new two-seater Mercedes convertible parked in the rear though.

Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 01:55 PM (YdQQY)

291 First MSNBC then obama.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2012 01:55 PM (j1gX1)

292 285 "Mitt wasn't even trying during the primaries."

The only time he came out of autopilot was the debate right before Florida, when Newt was a legit threat.

He dragged Newt's whale blubber up and down the auditorium, and that was the end of that chapter.

Posted by: The Q at July 16, 2012 01:56 PM (B/yDO)

293 I did notice he was driving a new two-seater Mercedes convertible parked in the rear though. Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 05:55 PM (YdQQY) I drive a 7 year old Volvo Stick

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2012 01:56 PM (j1gX1)

294 Are you sure it's not? "Average Joe, by choice, sucks cock".

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 05:51 PM (GkwjL)



How about:  "When given a choice, Average Joe selects cock to suck every time."

Posted by: © Sponge at July 16, 2012 01:57 PM (UK9cE)

295 263-" Deep in my heart.....but not sure Archie would approve of me since I am a Kike ( hey I'm jewish so I can use it)" Well, I'm a Spick, and I'll take Archie over the condescending, two-faced lefties any day of the week. I'd rather a little jibe to my face than a sweet-talking stab in the back.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 16, 2012 01:57 PM (C8mVl)

296 ....So that she can take care of you.

Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 05:54 PM (MbB0O)


LOL, she does send me notes on the computer.

Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 01:57 PM (YdQQY)

297 Or as Stacy McCain has been saying lately: "Ride right through them, they're demoralized as hell!"

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 16, 2012 01:58 PM (kSaUf)

298

Are they the crispy wafer peanut buttery treat?

 

They were. I haven't seen them in the  grocery store in years. If  I ever did, it'd be time to weigh myself again. Damn, those things were good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2012 01:58 PM (d0Tfm)

299 Dr. Varno:
>> I vaguely remember hearing that Mitt's camp was behind the Herman Cain dirt. Dunno if it's true.

I don't know, either.  But I'm not at all sure the personal stuff is really what sank Cain's campaign, anyhow.  It seems to me that his disastrous flub on Libya was when everyone here started backing away from him, for whatever that's worth.

Posted by: sandy burger at July 16, 2012 01:58 PM (6ClcK)

300 Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 05:55 PM (YdQQY)

Capitalism sucks sometimes, especially when the government sticks its nose into it.

But....it's the best thing out there.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 16, 2012 01:58 PM (nEUpB)

301 I drive a 7 year old Volvo Stick

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2012 05:56 PM (j1gX1)

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Volvo????  Arrggg, yuppie housewife car!


I drive a 1996 F-150

Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 01:59 PM (YdQQY)

302 Posted by: SGT Dan at July 16, 2012 05:34 PM (jCQ+I)

Wait, Battleboro exists?

BTW your "Mary" is pretty over the top.  A bit less worshipful and more bitter to the right would have been more convincing to me.

Posted by: Deathknyte at July 16, 2012 01:59 PM (64vuv)

303 In other news, Ca. pol Bill Lockyer has filed for divorce from wife Nadia.

Posted by: navybrat at July 16, 2012 02:00 PM (+2lbb)

304 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 16, 2012 05:57 PM (C8mVl)

You need government help. How about some nice food stamps? And maybe some affirmative action hiring? Of course you should come live in this rat-infested government project!

[because, after all, you spics aren't worth shit compared to us]

Posted by: condescending, two-faced lefties at July 16, 2012 02:01 PM (nEUpB)

305 Capitalism sucks sometimes, especially when the government sticks its nose into it.




When the gov sticks its nose in it, it is no longer capitalism.

Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 02:01 PM (YdQQY)

306 There is no evidence that Obama's current round of attacks on Romney are having any impact.  Americans just don't care that his name was on the paperwork of a company.  There is no reason for Romney to "take off" anything and engage Obama in the same way.  In fact, there is everything to gain by simply allowing Obama to continue blowing cash on ineffective ads and then crank up a very positive, forward looking campaign in a few weeks.  

If  I were Mitt, I would wait until the second quarter GDP figures are out and use that hard data to start hammering home a different destination for America if he is elected.  These Q2 numbers are looking like they are going to be bad and the Q3 numbers will come in too late to have any difference and one quarter won't make a trend if the numbers are up.  But if the Q3 number is down when it is released in October, the bottom will fall out of the Obama campaign.

So, basically the strategy should be:  Wait until the Q2 economic numbers are released to come out with all guns blazing with a positive, forward-looking campaign while hammering the Obama administration with their incompetence.  If the Q3 numbers are up, it will not help Obama but if they are down, that pretty much guarantees the win for Romney. 

Posted by: crosspatch at July 16, 2012 02:01 PM (ZbLJZ)

307 Ace, I'm sorry, but Mittens has no record of going against the Left with the kind of 'hammer and tongs' approach he used against conservatives. Karl Rove is going to continue to counsel him to 'play nice' with Obama, lest he be seen as a racist. Just like the most overrated political mind alive did with McCain in the last election.

Mittens doesn't have it in him to be openly belligerent. He'd prefer to let the surrogates do it. And I don't know how you can think letting Obama define every issue of the campaign now is "preparing the ground" for Romney.

Basically, Mittens is playing defense, when he has to play to win. It's the same thing McCain did. But then, I'm hardly surprised, this is how the Establishment candidates always run against the Left.

Posted by: Shawn at July 16, 2012 02:02 PM (/lltO)

308

>>Did everyone see the shark that took a fish from a fisherman?<<

 

 

FEED IT  LINE!  

Posted by: garrett the fishing guide at July 16, 2012 02:02 PM (cHeYs)

309 308 -- Obama! Obama! Si se puede!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 16, 2012 02:03 PM (C8mVl)

310 Average Joe's fellatio ratio is 100 to 100....

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 16, 2012 02:03 PM (kXoT0)

311 Yep.
I don't believe for a second....that it was a mere 'coincidence' that the new Batman movie has an arch villian named.....'Bane'.
I really do hate Hollywood.
More than ever now.

Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 05:34 PM (MbB0O)


that is one of the dumbest comments of the week. There isn't anyone else they can use with Nolan's "realistic" approach to Batman and can carry a movie (and even then, they have to throw in Catwoman) without being forced into throwing Supes into the mix which kills Nolan's take on Bats.

Posted by: The Dude at July 16, 2012 02:05 PM (tw6Ar)

312 I vaguely remember hearing that Mitt's camp was behind the Herman Cain dirt. Dunno if it's true.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 05:52 PM (QIwAo)

 

Oh, no, that was Perry!!!11eleventy!! Even tho there was no evidence, it was PERRY. Oh, and Perry's a racist, too!!

Posted by: Herman Cain at July 16, 2012 02:27 PM (KL49F)

313 Its mid-July.  Vacation time.  Not many are paying attention.  Political junkies are the exception, not the rule.

Obama's not moving the bar.

Keep the power dry.


Posted by: Mark Pgast at July 16, 2012 02:40 PM (Xv7f/)

314

315...Posted by: The Dude at July 16, 2012 06:05 PM (tw6Ar)

 

There are over a dozen other villains that could have been used instead of Bane.

Nolan's "realistic" approach....is already an adaptation.

He could've adapted any one of the other villains to fit his 'take on Bats', as well.

He began writing it in 2008, right after the last election.

 

Romney has been running for President...for years.

It's been a foregone conclusion for years, that he would be the challenger this year.

Why release this movie, right now, in the heat of the campaign?

They could've waited a few months and released it after the election, for the Holiday Season.

 

When it comes to Hollywood and Politics....I no longer believe in 'coincidences'.

Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 02:45 PM (MbB0O)

315 #318  I agree with you,  wheatie.  No coincidences.

I won't be seeing the Batman movie,  ever.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 16, 2012 02:58 PM (GoIUi)

316 It absolutely is a coincidence. They've had Bane as the villain for 3 years. Of course, if the GOP didn't force-feed succession to kingship by us in their nominating process, this wouldn't have been an issue. Still, save the bias for real instances, like the Dimorats who try to convince you that has to be the connection.

Maybe you should spend more time considering why Romney, after losing an election on this in 1994, and then getting pummeled on this in the Primaries, *still* had no line of defense for it in the general election. What kind of staff gets crushed on the SAME issue 3 times?

Posted by: Shawn at July 16, 2012 03:11 PM (/lltO)

317 Obama's supporters are rabid, illogical sheep. He's playing to his herd. I'm no one, but now and then I will tweet MR and ask him to play hardball. If he did, it wouldn't be mob frenzy rhetoric.

Posted by: Herpglerble at July 16, 2012 03:18 PM (Rilbs)

318 Karl the loser Rove said on Bretts show that if two candidates get down and dirty the incumbant will win as both look bad!
Anyone wonder who was responsible for McCains sorry as performance. When Mitt says its beneath his dignity he is saying Obama is a nice but misguided guy!
Sound familiar?
The PACS will have to go all ugly on the liar and thief as Karl irrelevant Rove will not let Romney.
Its how he took out the Repub opposition by his surrogates doing the down and dirty!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at July 16, 2012 03:26 PM (nonzP)

319 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2012 04:48 PM (6o4Fb)

320 322 That's the sorry fact of the matter. Karl Rove is running his "Don't get labeled a racist" playbook with Mittens, just like he did McCain. The thing is, it didn't help McCain, and Rove refuses to learn, because he's just too savvy for us rubes.

If Mittens isn't willing to fight to win the campaign, why did he run?

Posted by: Shawn at July 16, 2012 04:57 PM (/lltO)

321 Got curious from the posts here re. FB Dems. for Romney.  Saw two growing groups Democrats for Romney and Romney Democrats.  One linked to a post from Ace. Nice.  Also Romney Democrats took out a small ad targeting Ohio voters. 

Posted by: gracepmc at July 16, 2012 05:31 PM (rznx3)

322 It's so funny that people complain about Romney being "too nice" or not "tough enough" toward Obama precisely when Romney is basically calling Obama a Chicago thug. A lying, corrupt Chicago thug. Has this escaped your notice, people? Has any establishment Republican ever come close to calling Obama a lying, corrupt Chicago thug-- someone whose campaign is "beneath the dignity of a POTUS"?

Just because Romney's keeping cool calm and collected, just because Romney doesn't look or sound angry, doesn't mean he isn't (as somone above put it) sticking the stiletto in deep. The astuteness of Romney, the jujitsu of Romney, is that he sticks the stiletto in (hidden in his hand, so onlookers hardly notice) precisely when the other guy is angrily and conspicuously waving around a big knife and making exaggerated stabbing moves in the air. So the other guy looks to onlookers like the violent thug, but at the end of the fight it's the other guy who's bleeding more, from deeper wounds.

As Miss Marple noted this morning,

1. In response to the president's refusal to apologize, he pointed out that the entire thing is an attempt to distract from Obama's terrible record on jobs.
2. On Rahm saying he should quit whining, he said when someone falsely accuses you of a crime, you get a bit upset. He is proud of his ethical business record
3. On business in general, he pointed out the forgiveness of government loans to political donors (Solyndra, etc.) stinks to high heaven.
4. On transparency, he pointed out the executive orders regarding Fast and Furious, which he said was unprecedented and something else (maybe suspicious).

So, he used the openings Obama gave him to talk about Obama's terrible jobs record, the fake accusations and his own excellent ethical record, the graft and corruption with companies like Solyndra, and the White House involvement in Fast and Furious.


Romney's seized the opportunity-- the wonderful opportunity presented when the Obama campaign called Romney a felon, a charge so ridiculously over-the-top and obviously false that it thereby discredits itself, weakening its own attempt to charge Romney with corruption and lack of transparency-- to point out Obama's own arrant crony capitalist corruption (Solyndra) and the suspicious, potentially criminal opacity surrounding Fast and Furious. Fast and Furious, people. Romney is talking about these things with the MSM spotlight helpfully on him-- because of this seemingly silly (non)apology story.

People complaining that Romney is just playing defense, that he's just whining that Obama 'isn't being fair," seem completely blind to what Romney is actually doing. You see the Obama campaign conspicuously waving around a big knife lunging dramatically at Romney. Romney politely points this out to the American people (look at this crazy person lunging at me with a knife)-- so that the American people take note of who the thug is in this situation. NB these knife thrusts keep missing Romney, they nick and scratch but haven't managed to hit any vital organs. You then complain that Romney isn't shouting, cursing angrily and waving a big knife at Obama in turn-- and you completely miss the fact that all the while, Romney's sticking the stiletto in, again and again, making the other guy bleed without himself looking like a thug and aggressor.

Posted by: lael at July 16, 2012 05:38 PM (YH+qo)

323 Mitt should live by the Golden Rule WWOD What Would Obama Do? And do accordingly

Posted by: ltcsnick at July 16, 2012 05:50 PM (1+xCc)

324 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpBuky70rMg&feature=endscreen

Posted by: sandman will resist at July 16, 2012 06:30 PM (zxaA2)

325 You think Mitt is too nice of a guy? He ran a venture capital firm. Obama won't even feel the knife going in. It takes a lot of practice to do that.

Posted by: pawn at July 16, 2012 06:53 PM (iMsF6)

326 Mitt is handling this fine, he has to undermine the "I like Obama" bit like Ace wrote about a few days back. Ace is exactly right, you slowly take people's affection away then you can attack directly.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 16, 2012 08:26 PM (r4wIV)

327 JINDAL/WEST 2012...because America needs conservatives in charge for a change!

Posted by: Pragmatic at July 16, 2012 09:52 PM (elHhH)

328

You're absolutely right, "polls will say what they say."  So what does a poll say when after three terrible news months for Obama, Romney went from +5 to tied?  Absolutely nothing; heckuva campaign strategy, Mitt; or ropeadope and above the fray is not a superb campaign strategy?  Just asking.

Mitt definitely liked going for the jugular against fellow Republicans.  But is there any evidence that he's chomping at the bit to do the same against a Democrat?  And how long does Mitt need to go about "weighing" his need to do this, anyway?  Wouldn't it be obvious to anyone lacking a phalanx of highly paid polical consultants that you actually have to criticize an incumbent who has a lap poodle news media backing him up, and not just a little, once in a while, if you want to win?

Posted by: Joe Cor at July 17, 2012 01:33 AM (LYbbZ)

329

#255:  >The Archie Bunkie guys. Man they were awesome.<

 

Fact: Archie Bunker was a caricature created by liberals who despised conservatives.  Archie Bunker was designed to show that conservatives are perhaps well-meaning, but fundamentally wrongheaded and stupid.

 

Because Archie Bunker was brought to life by a talented and charming actor, the character became a very successful, "below the radar" means for ridiculing conservatism -- both to liberals AND ill-informed conservatives (who were properly repulsed by the supposedly conservative character's stupidity and racism).

 

I know this is obvious to most people who post here, but it may not be recognized by some.

 

Know your enemy.

Posted by: John at July 17, 2012 03:50 PM (9196u)

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