October 25, 2012

Team Obama Now Pinning Blame on... Bill Clinton
— Ace

Always an excuse. Always a scapegoat.

Now they're blaming Bill Clinton for giving them bad political advice.

Which they took. Which they decided was the best advice available to them.

But it's Clinton's fault.

How Bill Clinton May Have Hurt the Obama Campaign

by Matt Bai

...


[T]here is one crucial way in which the 42nd president may not have served the 44th quite as well. In these final weeks before the election, Mr. ClintonÂ’s expert advice about how to beat Mitt Romney is starting to look suspect.

You may recall that last spring, just after Mr. Romney locked up the Republican nomination, Mr. Obama’s team abruptly switched its strategy for how to define him. Up to then, the White House had been portraying Mr. Romney much as George W. Bush had gone after John Kerry in 2004 – as inauthentic and inconstant, a soulless climber who would say anything to get the job.

But it was Mr. Clinton who forcefully argued to Mr. Obama’s aides that the campaign had it wrong. The best way to go after Mr. Romney, the former president said, was to publicly grant that he was the “severe conservative” he claimed to be, and then hang that unpopular ideology around his neck.

Matt Bai excuses Team Obama for taking this advice:


...

It’s not hard to understand why Mr. Obama and his advisers took Mr. Clinton’s advice to heart; to disregard it would be like telling Derek Jeter, “Hey man, appreciate the input, but I think I know how to make that flip play from the hole just fine on my own.”

It's difficult to find the words. There is just something deeply pathological about Obama and his minions. They can always find an excuse and a scapegoat. Their decisions and their mistakes are never their own-- it's always someone else's fault.

At Commentary:

This is clearly intended to absolve the anonymous Obama aides for making a decision that they — and the president — must have signed off on before it was implemented. Bai goes to great lengths to take them off the hook, and even compares their position to a ballplayer who would reject advice from Derek Jeter. In other words Bai is saying that anyone, even really smart political operatives like those working in Obama’s Chicago headquarters, or the top guys themselves like David Axelrod or David Plouffe, had no choice but to bow to the 42nd president’s wisdom.

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[T]he idea that it was only Clinton that advocated this strategy or that without his influence the geniuses running the Obama campaign would not have made this mistake is so patently self-serving on the part of his sources that itÂ’s a wonder that a generally savvy observer like Bai doesnÂ’t point this out.

There was some debate over which strategy Obama would pursue, flip-flopper or extremist ideologue. Ramesh Ponuru argued that Obama would obviously pursue the latter -- the former makes him sound too much like a moderate/centrist/independent voter, who tend to be up in the air about policy questions too.

Clinton may have argued for that strategy, but it was approved in Chicago.

And now they want to claim they were just victims, victims yet again.

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1 First?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 25, 2012 11:08 AM (wtvvX)

2 Well, it's not like Clinton ever took responsibility for anything.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 25, 2012 11:08 AM (aHR5E)

3 Jay Carney = The DC Va-j-Jayu

Posted by: Bala at October 25, 2012 11:08 AM (fqvpi)

4 These guys can't even lose with the style and class of McGovern.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at October 25, 2012 11:09 AM (SDkq3)

5 It's hard to get my mind around anything that makes the Clintons come out as the good guys, but here we are.

Posted by: rickl at October 25, 2012 11:09 AM (zoehZ)

6 Clinton probably gave them the advice he did hoping they would lose the election. He's got no love for this gang of incompetents.

Posted by: Some Asshole at October 25, 2012 11:09 AM (EubBe)

7 I'm sure he was just trying to help.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's 2016 Campaign Manager at October 25, 2012 11:09 AM (FOy5w)

8 O/T NYPD cop "planned to kidnap women so that they could be raped, tortured, killed, cooked, and cannibalize."
http://tinyurl.com/ch7l3fa

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 25, 2012 11:09 AM (wtvvX)

9 First the Obamites dissing Clinton, and now this:

http://tinyurl.com/8trwgba


Dems are in for a shitty October/November

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 25, 2012 11:09 AM (Zd/NW)

10 Somewhere, Bill and Hillary are picking out a park bench.


Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 11:10 AM (GQ8sn)

11

"Lost" when it comes to Math...and always looking for someone to blame.

 

We are living under the 'Lord of the Flies' Presidency.

Posted by: wheatie at October 25, 2012 11:10 AM (ipkPX)

12

Romney would have slapped their supposed preferred strategy out of the park like Derek Jeter.

Posted by: polynikes at October 25, 2012 11:11 AM (m2CN7)

13 show of hands: who thinks Billy Jeff actually did give Obama bad advice... on purpose as revenge for what he did to Hillary in 2008?  he's a million times smarter than Obama, and he knows it.

Posted by: not the mama at October 25, 2012 11:11 AM (kzCIn)

14 Blame BUSH! Clinton! What the heck, blame them both! And blame America!

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 25, 2012 11:11 AM (6zgse)

15 Dude they're all professionals. You know who would tell Derek Jeter "Thanks but no thanks for the advice." Another pro player (or former player) like Ozzie Smith.  Geez.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at October 25, 2012 11:11 AM (Isj7A)

16 I've been saying this for months: Bill will be the one to hit Obama while he's down. Once it's known that the Dem party is up for grabs, he'll kick the shit out of Obama.

Posted by: MJ at October 25, 2012 11:11 AM (TR60b)

17 Yeah, that's a good idea, take Bill Clinton's advice for winning an election!  He easily got over 50% both times...he...ran..... Um oops.

Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2012 11:11 AM (GULKT)

18 They are already spinning the loss of the white house.  That tells you everything you need to know about Ohio and other states.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 25, 2012 11:12 AM (BiMP/)

19 Hey now, don't drag me into this. I just showed up for the chicks.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 25, 2012 11:12 AM (a0nis)

20 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 25, 2012 11:12 AM (8y9MW)

21 It's difficult to find the words.

Reverse Jesus?

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 25, 2012 11:12 AM (Iyg03)

22 http://tinyurl.com/8trwgba


Dems are in for a shitty October/November

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 25, 2012 03:09 PM (Zd/NW)


I actually tried one of these only a couple of years ago.  Wasn't half bad, taste-wise.  Couldn't get past the shape ... creepy and unnatural, it was.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 25, 2012 11:12 AM (GRvW4)

23 This makes sense.  Recall that lately Obama has heavily infused his speeches with "Romesia."  He's trying to shift back to the old strategy, but it's too little, too late.

Posted by: angler at October 25, 2012 11:13 AM (SwjAj)

24 The NYT? Seriously? They have enough problems of their own, specifically today's stock price. Check it out, symbol NYT

Posted by: booter at October 25, 2012 11:13 AM (5KRL6)

25 Did Barry keep his Bill-jizm stained dress?

Posted by: Dang© at October 25, 2012 11:13 AM (R18D0)

26 "They're against me!"

"THEY'RE ALL AGAINST ME!!  EVERY EX-PRESIDENT IS AGAINST ME!!!  THOSE BASTARDS!!!!"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 25, 2012 11:13 AM (wtvvX)

27 Maybe taking advice from an impeached ex-prezzy wasn't such a great idea, but then again that crowd ain't known for their great ideas.
 
Even after 4 years of failure and massive debt increases, TFG's only solution is to 'invest' (spend) on infrastructure and teachers. EVERY idea this bozo has involves spending. Always.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 25, 2012 11:13 AM (ccXZP)

28 You read that Jew magazine?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2012 11:13 AM (2b4yb)

29 I wonder how long Bubba can keep up the charade...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 25, 2012 11:13 AM (vd7A8)

30 I look forward to watching these people eat each other.

Posted by: runninrebel at October 25, 2012 11:13 AM (TKpwb)

31 Well, it all depends on what the meaning of bullshiter is.

Posted by: don't ya know at October 25, 2012 11:13 AM (/A1Rb)

32 Bill Clinton will vote for Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 25, 2012 11:13 AM (BVkEs)

33 When the election is over (Romney hopefully having won) I hope Bill Clinton totally destroys Obama- leaking shit to the press, sabotaging his legacy, blowing the myth to smithereens

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 25, 2012 11:13 AM (8sCoq)

34 So  are we to understand that a washed-up  Bill Clinton still runs this party?

Posted by: SH at October 25, 2012 11:13 AM (gmeXX)

35 Obama, like Jeter, is a biracial angel.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2012 11:13 AM (TMB3S)

36 "...I know more about policy on any specific issue than my policy directors, and I'm going to tell you right now I'm going to think I'm a better political director than my political director" ~SCOAMT 2008/2009

"Clinton made me do it." ~SCOAMT 2012

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 25, 2012 11:13 AM (8y9MW)

37 First!

Posted by: Obamath! at October 25, 2012 11:14 AM (R18D0)

38 Around and around I go.  Where I stop?  No one knows. 

Posted by: The Buck at October 25, 2012 11:14 AM (mjR67)

39 Clinton's advice was probably intentionally wrong because he's racist. - Chris Matthews

Posted by: ChrisMatYOOS at October 25, 2012 11:14 AM (ZZ0d1)

40 Clinton's not going to take this lying down, so to speak.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2012 11:14 AM (wtzRK)

41

Obama's best strategy would have been to have had a specific plan on how he was going to run his 2nd term to improve on his dismal 1st term.  Instead these delusional nitwits thought just his aura would carry the day. 

 

 

Posted by: polynikes at October 25, 2012 11:14 AM (m2CN7)

42 Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2012 03:11 PM (GULKT)

Clinton may be many things, but a political fool he is not.

The man has the finely-tuned senses of a cockroach.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2012 11:14 AM (2b4yb)

43

For once I agree with a dem ideologue jackass - Bill Clinton is an asshole.

For different reasons, but asshole nontheless.

Posted by: HtP at October 25, 2012 11:14 AM (jx2j9)

44 America's first black President is kicking the crap out of America's second black President.

When will this black-on-black violence end???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 25, 2012 11:14 AM (wtvvX)

45 DOWN GOES CHOOMER... DOWN GOES CHOOMER... DOWN GOES CHOOMER...

Posted by: Zombie Howard Cosell at October 25, 2012 11:14 AM (Jls4P)

46

Admitting that they were desperate enough to "take advice from Clinton"...

 

Means that they are admitting how desperate they were...months ago.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 25, 2012 11:15 AM (ipkPX)

47 It depends on what the definition of the word jizz is.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 25, 2012 11:15 AM (R18D0)

48 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2012 11:15 AM (6o4Fb)

49 he was the “severe conservative” he claimed to be, and then hang that unpopular ideology around his neck. Unpopular with who, Metrosexual Urban Street Artists? Pfffft.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 25, 2012 11:15 AM (K4KC3)

50 Clinton's advice was probably intentionally wrong because he's racist. - Chris Matthews

There's actually more evidence for that than there is for any other "because [he/she/it] is racist" comment Matthews has ever made.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 25, 2012 11:15 AM (8y9MW)

51 All That Jizz!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 25, 2012 11:15 AM (R18D0)

52 2012 -  The year  we expunged the Obamas and  Clintons  from national relevance.

Posted by: SH at October 25, 2012 11:15 AM (gmeXX)

53

You fucked up, Barack.  You trusted us.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 25, 2012 11:15 AM (wAyc8)

54 Jizz hands!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 25, 2012 11:15 AM (R18D0)

55

The best way to go after Mr. Romney, the former president said, was to publicly grant that he was the “severe conservative” he claimed to be, and then hang that unpopular ideology around his neck.

 

So, hang on.   Is the Obama campaign now admitting that "severe"    conservatisim is actually     a popular opinion?       Yea, even... the MAJORITY opinion?    They're openly conceding this now?

 

Hallelujah!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 11:15 AM (4df7R)

56 On CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight, Ted Turner said he thinks it’s “good” that American soldiers are committing suicide in large numbers because it shows an aversion to war.

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 25, 2012 11:15 AM (8sCoq)

57 When I was young I used to wait on Bill Clinton and bring him his plate. And pass the bottle when he got dry, and brush away the blue tail fly. And when he would ride in the afternoon, I'll follow after him with a hickory broom, the porush away the blue tail fly. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. Bill Clinton's gone away. A bitten by the blue tail fly.

Posted by: The Bowtying White Boy at October 25, 2012 11:15 AM (3xuEM)

58 I Could Have Been A Contender But
The Dog Ate My Homework !

Posted by: AmericanDawg at October 25, 2012 11:16 AM (XIsD/)

59 32 Bill Clinton will vote for Mitt Romney. Posted by: Craig Poe at October 25, 2012 03:13 PM (BVkEs) I would not put that past him. Probably at least a 50% chance of that.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 25, 2012 11:16 AM (6zgse)

60 I always thought Jeter was a Yankee.  Silly me.

Posted by: HtP at October 25, 2012 11:16 AM (jx2j9)

61
I actually tried one of these only a couple of years ago. Wasn't half bad, taste-wise. Couldn't get past the shape ... creepy and unnatural, it was.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 25, 2012 03:12 PM (GRvW4)


I tried one back in 89. Meh. But McDonalds were usually full this time of year with the McRib devotees.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 25, 2012 11:16 AM (Zd/NW)

62 And then I was all like "You should totally portray Romney as an extremist." And he bought it! What a maroon.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 25, 2012 11:16 AM (a0nis)

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 25, 2012 11:16 AM (wtvvX)

64 The JEF might want to put some ice on his bruised cooter.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2012 11:16 AM (+BEvt)

65 No one believed Jesus was the son of God.  They killed him.

They're not going to make the same mistake twice, Ace.

Geez......

Posted by: © Sponge at October 25, 2012 11:16 AM (UK9cE)

66

There's only one consistent thing in all of Obama's failures.  Can you name what it is, children?

 

That's right, air!  Air is to blame for all of the SCOAMF's failures.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - I'm Back in Slacks! at October 25, 2012 11:17 AM (hLRSq)

67
Holy...shit

They're not even waiting to lose the election.
Maybe this really is in the bag.


Posted by: RayJ at October 25, 2012 11:17 AM (pI/IV)

68 They can blame anybody and everything as long as they GTFO.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2012 11:17 AM (6o4Fb)

69 stupid is as stupid does......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny, ROMNEY/RYAN 2012 at October 25, 2012 11:17 AM (Ho2rs)

70 For the record, Bill Clinton is a jackhole who still doesn't understand that he was only re-elected in 1996 because the Republican Congress forced him to abandon his agenda, thus making a second term more feasible.

His first term was a disaster, and his second was only better insofar as the economy boomed, little thanks to his preferred policies.

Posted by: Kensington at October 25, 2012 11:17 AM (znT2j)

71 He's feeling their pain. And enjoying it.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2012 11:17 AM (wtzRK)

72

But it was Mr. Clinton who forcefully argued to Mr. Obama’s aides that the campaign had it wrong. The best way to go after Mr. Romney, the former president said, was to publicly grant that he was the “severe conservative” he claimed to be, and then hang that unpopular ideology around his neck.<<<<<

 

You should put some ice on that.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 25, 2012 11:17 AM (Bg/r1)

73 Yeah, if I were part of the Obama team, I wouldn't be pissing off ANY Clinton right about now.  Hillary knows some Libya shit.

I knew Prince Autopen would be a disaster as President and Shrill would be a disaster of SecState, but I didn't expect them to take each other over the cliff quite like this.

Posted by: Filly at October 25, 2012 11:17 AM (247Qj)

74

The 2012 Obama campaign is reminding me so much of the 2008 McCain campaign. 

Low level staffers placing blame and throwing people under the bus to cover their asses? 

Check. 

Bringing along some random working guy to get people riled up (Joe the Plumber vs. Joe the Pizza Guy or whatever)? 

Check

Trying to dig out some old scandal as a last second hail mary (granted ours was legit with the Khalidi tape)?

Check

Spending a ton of time in Ohio?

Check

People from your own side criticizing your campaign?

Check

Lack of momentum and acting desperate?

Check

It's like watching history repeat itself, except this time it feels oh so good. It seems like the chips are starting to fall for Romney the same way they did for Obama in '08

Posted by: Uncle Milty at October 25, 2012 11:17 AM (8J5Ck)

75 What is missed here is the real malpractice : claiming Romney is both. A severe conservative with no core. Or something. That's what makes the Romnesia so lame. They changed the strategy in desperation.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at October 25, 2012 11:17 AM (AMsS5)

76 Democrats have never won three elections in a row, excepting FDR.  The only way Hillary Clinton has a shot is as running against an incumbent Romney.  If I was a Clinton, I sure would be undermining the SCOAMF.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 25, 2012 11:18 AM (BiMP/)

77 32 Now that would be great ... announced about 24 hours before E day.

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 25, 2012 11:18 AM (GvYeG)

78 So, our first black president (whose wife is a pig in a pantsuit) tells our first half-black president (whose wife is a beast in a boob belt) how to best assassinate the character of a decent man (whose wife is gracious and lovely). 

And it fails.

Landslide.  

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 25, 2012 11:18 AM (ZtwUX)

79

2 + Clinton = Severely Conservative!

 

Did I get it right Malia?  Yay!!  Chockwit Ice Cweam!

Posted by: President Obama - Hater of Math Wizards at October 25, 2012 11:18 AM (Gt8ei)

80 Turn on him,  Bill!  Turn on him!

Posted by: Dang© at October 25, 2012 11:18 AM (R18D0)

81 It's all about getting clients lined up for the next election cycle.

"Sure I was policy director for OFA, but that loss was Clinton's fault."

McCain's cockaroaches did the same thing to Sarah Palin. Makes me wonder though, who in the Dem party thinks it's a good idea to try to re-establish credibility after this debacle by blaming Clinton. Is there some other power player among the Democrats that would buy that?

Posted by: Danby at October 25, 2012 11:18 AM (0K+ss)

82 Boy, the fighting not to be the last rat off the ship is going to be bad.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 25, 2012 11:18 AM (Iyg03)

83 Who would believe that "Romney is a severe conservative" would (a) be believable to the general public; and (b) hurt Romney?  Romney''s main weakness was always among the conservative basis, and Clinton's "strategy" only served to shore up the conservative support (in other words, it gave Romney a "Palin" style boost - without the Palin baggage).

Posted by: wooga at October 25, 2012 11:18 AM (vjyZP)

84 Looking for scapegoats at this point in an election is a good sign.

Ain't that right, GERG?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 25, 2012 11:18 AM (DKxu1)

85 @70 That's Mr. Jackhole to you! ...Do you have a sister?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 25, 2012 11:18 AM (a0nis)

86 Remember last week when Bubba said that people were "impatient" with TFG's policies because they haven't produced  results yet?

Of course, he caught a lot of grief from our side.

Actually,that was really a sly way of sticking it to and damaging Barry by admitting and calling attention to the fact that things are crappy in the country.

Posted by: LeBron Steinman at October 25, 2012 11:19 AM (jfWE9)

87 Matt Bai, campaign stenographer to the stars, gets out his presidential knee pads once again.

Posted by: ejo at October 25, 2012 11:19 AM (GXvSO)

88 Did y'all say something about BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN!?!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 25, 2012 11:19 AM (znT2j)

89 DO NOT insult Derek Jeter by comparing EITHER of those #$^&^%@# to him... ugh

Posted by: Lynne at October 25, 2012 11:19 AM (+Uv5V)

90 41 Obama's best strategy would have been to have had a specificplan on how he was going to run his 2nd term to improve on his dismal 1st term. Instead these delusional nitwits thought just his aura would carry the day. Posted by: polynikes at October 25, 2012 03:14 PM (m2CN7) Triangulation of the food-stamp demographic. Brilliant!

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 25, 2012 11:20 AM (K4KC3)

91 Here's my next advice to Obama:
Go on the Wendy Williams show and let it slip that you always found goats "erotic".

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 25, 2012 11:20 AM (vjyZP)

92 They're not blaming Bill.  They're blaming the cracker.

It's always the cracker.

Posted by: Dang© at October 25, 2012 11:20 AM (R18D0)

93 Having one Clinton on your bad side is bad enough... jiffy pop time

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2012 11:20 AM (wtzRK)

94 These assholes are always pinning blame on the presentation of their ideas rather than the ideas themselves. Blaming Clinton is just a fractal of blaming the campaign instead of, you know, the idiotically mismanaged term in office.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 25, 2012 11:20 AM (+lsX1)

95 How long til BillyJeff kneecaps the sumbitch?

Posted by: Miller at October 25, 2012 11:20 AM (KA6ls)

96 Desperation is a stinky cologne

Posted by: Rick in MB at October 25, 2012 11:20 AM (/CIN4)

97 The Chicago Mob throwing the Arkansas Mob under the bus.  Where's my popcorn popper.

Posted by: DaveA at October 25, 2012 11:20 AM (wcjj2)

98 Wasn't Hillary the one who started this whole "politics of personal destruction" whiny shit? I hate the Clintons as much as the Obamas. Not because they are all black but because they are all low rent trash who lie as easily as most people tell the truth.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2012 11:20 AM (TMB3S)

99

75 The 2012 Obama campaign is reminding me so much of the 2008 McCain campaign.
Low level staffers placing blame and throwing people under the bus to cover their asses?

___

 

Should have left it at staffers I guess since McCain's shit came from the top.  Also, criticizing Clinton here is a lot like criticizing Palin in '08.  Both got their parties really excited and were very likable.  Clinton didn't have happen to him what Palin went through, but it still seems like throwing your most effective messenger under the bus in both cases.

Posted by: Uncle Milty at October 25, 2012 11:20 AM (8J5Ck)

100 33 When the election is over (Romney hopefully having won) I hope Bill Clinton totally destroys Obama- leaking shit to the press, sabotaging his legacy, blowing the myth to smithereens

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 25, 2012 03:13 PM (8sCoq)


I don't think Clinton even has to leak it to the press. Half of his Presidential staff IS the press.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 25, 2012 11:20 AM (Zd/NW)

101 There's an actual pathology to this:  obsession with blaming others whenever you fail.  I can't remember what it's called, but whatever it is, TFG has a terminal case of it.

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 11:20 AM (GQ8sn)

102

For the record, Bill Clinton is a jackhole who still doesn't understand that he was only re-elected in 1996 because the Republican Congress forced him to abandon his agenda, thus making a second term more feasible.

----

 

Actually, I think Clinton understands  this very well.  He  was more than willing to abandon any sort of principles  he may have had to  stay in power.  Obama could have actually  learned a lot from Clinton.

Posted by: SH at October 25, 2012 11:21 AM (gmeXX)

103 They're not blaming Bill. They're blaming the cracker.

It's always the cracker.
Posted by: Dang©


Hey!

Posted by: Saltines at October 25, 2012 11:21 AM (R18D0)

104 I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

Posted by: Barry Blues at October 25, 2012 11:21 AM (RRbuy)

105 Enjoy tears of recrimination between the Obamas and the Clintons AFTER Obama loses. Not before.

Absolutely real conversation from earlier this week:

Liberal acquaintance: "Wow! This is great! Chris Rock just totally schooled Romney on Twitter. Rock said that listening to Romney trying to explain his policy is like listening to a Best Buy salesman try to sell you something when he has no idea how it works. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Me: "Which specific policy of Romney's are you referring to?"

Liberal acquaintance: "---------------------------------------"

He had no answer. Because, you see, for liberal voters, that's what this comes down to. Not policy specifics, about which they're abysmally ignorant, but about Hollyweird limousine-liberal celebrities making flat jokes on Twitter.

Here's the takeaway: this guy has already voted. Locked in. Straight ticket Democratic. His wife has already voted. Straight ticket Democratic. His parents have already voted. Straight ticket Democratic. His sister has already voted. Straight ticket Democratic. I suspect that his dog has already voted straight ticket Democratic.

These people are utter imbeciles, but there are a metric fuckton of them, and THEY HAVE ALREADY VOTED to re-elect Barky. Having Barky lose is NOT a foregone conclusion.

What have you done today to help offset that? If you can vote early, have you? How many friends, family and co-workers have you encouraged to vote? Have you donated? Phone banked? Precinct walked? Helped seniors with their ballots? If you haven't done any of these things, get on it. Now!

Posted by: torquewrench at October 25, 2012 11:21 AM (ymG7s)

106 Ah yes, the sudden desire to acquire a scapegoat....just because....I wonder what a sudden need for a scapegoat is indicative of?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at October 25, 2012 11:21 AM (eMjRH)

107

Axelfuhrer et. Co. problem was not one of strategy. Romney revealed himself as the candidate who appeared more presidential at a time when the nation is hungry for leadership. However Bubba counseled them, he could not fix the visuals of an angry, petulant manchild opposite Romney during the debates.

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2012 11:21 AM (jm/9g)

108

Always an excuse. Always a scapegoat.

 

What's the betting line that he'll deny paternity if one of his daughters screws up?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 25, 2012 11:21 AM (U+DUu)

109 wasn't there a story a few months ago about how Clinton     has been TRYING to offer the Obama campaign advice, but no one's picking up the phone?   Am i remembering that correctly?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 11:21 AM (4df7R)

110 They're not blaming Bill. They're blaming the cracker.

It's always the cracker.
Posted by: Dang©


I'm calling my lawyer.

Posted by: Ritz Crackers at October 25, 2012 11:22 AM (R18D0)

111 >>What is missed here is the real malpractice : claiming Romney is both.

Exactly.  He had to pick one.  Mixing them together dilutes and weakens them both.

Posted by: angler at October 25, 2012 11:22 AM (SwjAj)

112 And Vice Preezy "Laughing Loon" Bidet didn't help the cause either.

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2012 11:22 AM (jm/9g)

113 Make no mistake, they still think they are winning. They just can't understand how Romney is so close...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 25, 2012 11:22 AM (9+ccr)

114 Team Obama should have known better than to take advice from Bill Clinton. He's a racist; they said so in 2008. They should have expected that cracka to give bad advice to bring a brother down.

Unless that "racist" attack on Clinton was just cynical race politics, of course...

Posted by: Daybreaker at October 25, 2012 11:22 AM (NlG+i)

115 Of course they're blaming Bubba. He's the most popular figure in the Democrat Party. This is the Gang That Does Everything Wrong.

Posted by: runninrebel at October 25, 2012 11:22 AM (H1od7)

116 OT BUT-

At the beginning of "Conan the Barbarian", Conan's father tells him "Crom is your god- Crom, and he lives in the earth."

But later in the movie Conan is explaining his beliefs to Subotai and says "That's Crom- strong on his mountain."


So which is it- in the earth or on a mountain? I know there are some Conan scholars among the Horde. Hit me with some wisdom.

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 25, 2012 11:23 AM (8sCoq)

117

Oh yeah, try that.  Blame Hillary, too.  Let's see how that works out for ya.  There will be hell to pay, I tell ya.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at October 25, 2012 11:23 AM (encrR)

118 I will savor the moment when the Clintonistas all turn on TFG and savage him.

Posted by: real joe, scared we will fuck this election up at October 25, 2012 11:23 AM (Mea7K)

119 You know, really, though, I don't think there was any way Barack Obama was going to win re-election this year. (Knocks on wood).

I don't think his strategy matters: he has a record.  He can't run from it, it is what it is.  And what it is is bad.  All Mitt Romney really had (has) to do is not fuck up.  So far, he's done better than that, which is why we can talk "landslide" even in fantasy land.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 25, 2012 11:24 AM (8y9MW)

120 I'm surprised.  It's only October 25 and they're already working on their post-election excuses.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 25, 2012 11:24 AM (T0NGe)

121 Hey Barry have you seen my cigar? Yech, nevermind you boys can keep that one.

Posted by: Billy Boy Clinton at October 25, 2012 11:24 AM (/A1Rb)

122 Hope MSNBC has a five second delay on election night. The live, on-air suicides won't be pretty.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 25, 2012 11:24 AM (BVkEs)

123 do we have any actual accounts of Obama EVER taking responsibility for anything  that is real?

Posted by: willow at October 25, 2012 11:24 AM (hX8cq)

124 And Vice Preezy "Laughing Loon" Bidet didn't help the cause either.

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2012 03:22 PM (jm/9g)

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No kidding.  I think I know what happened to the gender gap.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 25, 2012 11:24 AM (BiMP/)

125 It was either my way or run on his record? {shrugs shoulders}

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 25, 2012 11:24 AM (gC30A)

126 I believe on Nov. 6, I'll  drive down to Windsor so I  can  watch  Detroit burn from across the river.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 25, 2012 11:24 AM (Bg/r1)

127 This is just like pro wrasslin' , where the tag-team partner does a heel turn and blindsides his own guy!!

It's Jizzman Bill Clinton puttin' the foldin' chair to Barack "Hussein the Butcher" Obama's groin!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 25, 2012 11:24 AM (wtvvX)

128 Hope MSNBC has a five second delay on election night. The live, on-air suicides won't be pretty.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 25, 2012 03:24 PM (BVkEs)

 

Pretty,   no.

 

Richly satisfying?  Absolutely.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 11:25 AM (4df7R)

129 But, but that poll said that obama was ahead 5 in Oiho... greg told us it was over...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 25, 2012 11:25 AM (9+ccr)

130 What hokum.. they have portrayed Romney both ways!  and every way in between.  They have been throwing every piece of shit strategy at the wall just to see if anything would stick..


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 25, 2012 11:25 AM (f9c2L)

131 OT

Holy shit!  This is just breaking over at The Daily Caller!!!!

A bitter and contentious Wisconsin congressional race saw a new level of antagonism Wednesday morning when an openly gay Republican campaign worker became the victim of an apparent hate crime.

Kyle Wood, a full-time volunteer working for GOP House candidate Chad Lee, was hospitalized for injuries suffered during what he said was an assault at his home.

Wood told The Daily Caller that vandalism preceding the assault, along with his attackerÂ’s statements during the incident, suggested his sexual orientation and his politics each played a role.




Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 11:25 AM (GQ8sn)

132 Off topic but I keep reading the damnest thing:  Romney is really behind, there was no bump and he has no momentum.  Dana Millbank at the WaPo apparently thinks that a 7 point swing is just false momentum.  The lefties are now screaming Mitts lead is now as imaginary as Chris Stevens. 

Posted by: gulfkraken at October 25, 2012 11:25 AM (WBfjO)

133 I'm pretty sure this post is tied to the "coincidental" leak that Hillary attempted to reinforce Benghazi but was overruled by Obama. It appears to be on like Donkey Kong.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 25, 2012 11:25 AM (e0xKF)

134 OT- the sidebarlinkto Romney at redrocks is pretty moving. I got a little dust in my eye. More and more I'm feeling like an asshole for thinking Romney was fake and smarmy during the primaries. I really am starting to think what you see is actually what you get with him. Can't wait to voteFOR him and not just against SCOAMF. I'm finally signing up to volunteer.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, R-Money cheerleader at October 25, 2012 11:25 AM (YOZSv)

135 Big Bird!  Binders!  Bayonets!

Big Bird!  Binders!  Bayonets!

Big Bird!  Binders!  Bayonets!

I repeat myself when under stress.

I repeat myself when under stress.

I repeat myself when under stress.

I repeat myself when under stress.

Posted by: Barky at October 25, 2012 11:26 AM (R18D0)

136 #125   Osama.. as in I got him..

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 25, 2012 11:26 AM (9+ccr)

137 Clinton, his army with fists closed.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2012 11:27 AM (wtzRK)

138 >>Actually, I think Clinton understands this very well. He was more than willing to abandon any sort of principles he may have had to stay in power.

Both Clintons understand this.  Back during the Dem primaries, I recall Krauthammer making this point.  When asked to pick between Obama and Hilary, he picked Hilary, explaining (essentially):  "I trust Hilary to occasionally do the right thing, albeit reluctantly, because politics require it.  With Obama he'll consistently do the wrong thing, politics be damned, because he is an ideologue."

Posted by: angler at October 25, 2012 11:27 AM (SwjAj)

139

You know, really, though, I don't think there was any way Barack Obama was going to win re-election this year. (Knocks on wood).

I don't think his strategy matters: he has a record. He can't run from it, it is what it is. And what it is is bad. All Mitt Romney really had (has) to do is not fuck up. So far, he's done better than that, which is why we can talk "landslide" even in fantasy land.

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Allen G -  That is what I have been saying all  along.  Just like there was no way we were going to win in 2008.   The facts on the ground matter a lot more than anything else.  At the  end of the day, you have a President who has presided over a lousy 4 years,  who's signature piece of legistration is hugely unpopular, who has basically lost every election in which he has thrown his support (including in NJ).  In the end, he just wasn't going to win. 

Posted by: SH at October 25, 2012 11:27 AM (gmeXX)

140
I can't wait to read the new 'journolist' leaked emails after the election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 25, 2012 11:27 AM (PHb2k)

141 I believe on Nov. 6, I'll drive down to Windsor so I can watch Detroit burn from across the river.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 25, 2012 03:24 PM (Bg/r1)

 

Riots in the burning street


Crystal night outside


Brutal music in the night, enough to make you cry


Nobody knows how it is to sleep and drown the world


I am the midnight snake to bite your little girls


Outside in the distance, the city in the fire


See the houses burning down, mile after mile


I don't think you know about your future yet


I don't think you're gonna like the one you're gonna get

Burner

Burner

 

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 25, 2012 11:27 AM (nTgAI)

142 Between Hillary lawyering up yesterday and now the hit job on Bill, well, it might have cost four lives, but Hillary might finally get her revenge on Obama.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2012 11:28 AM (piMMO)

143 Gerg knows a lot about giant black holes. And white dwarfs.

Posted by: You must have been very observant! at October 25, 2012 11:28 AM (yFJUJ)

144 Clinton, his army with fists closed.


Chicago, when the firewall fell.

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 11:28 AM (GQ8sn)

145 Maybe taking advice from an impeached ex-prezzy wasn't such a great idea, but then again that crowd ain't known for their great ideas.
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You forgot convicted liar.

Posted by: CUS at October 25, 2012 11:28 AM (84pE9)

146 All together now:

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round . . .

The whole Dem party will be under there soon'

Posted by: Vairish84 at October 25, 2012 11:28 AM (lG2dn)

147 Back when I was younger I used to dislike both of the Clintons in a general fashion. Now, I see them as traitorous power-graspers.

Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 25, 2012 11:28 AM (ma+gB)

148 Hope MSNBC has a five second delay on election night. The live, on-air suicides won't be pretty. --- It'll look like the Chris Hansen episode on South Park. "Oh shit, it's Chris Hansen!" *blam* "Chris Hansen?!?" *blam* "No chocolate donuts?" *blam*

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 25, 2012 11:28 AM (e0xKF)

149 So which is it- in the earth or on a mountain? I know there are some Conan scholars among the Horde. Hit me with some wisdom.

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 25, 2012 03:23 PM (8sCoq)

 

Wow.   That's definitely what I'd call OT.  loL!

 

As I see it, Crom    lives in the earth,   is a god OF the earth,   and the mountains are an outward expression of his might and power.   Just because Crom lives in the earth doesn't mean he can't walk in the air.  It would be entirely natural for the seat of Crom's power,   his literal throne,    to be a mountain.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 11:28 AM (4df7R)

150 Those Hitler bunker videos are just writing themselves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 25, 2012 11:29 AM (1Jaio)

151 obama and biden at Illinois. 

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 11:29 AM (GQ8sn)

152 And now The Fabulous Moochelle is entering the ring, trying to sneak up on Jizzman with a foreign object.  But Ramrod Rodham grabs her by the hair and throws her into the turnbuckle, and puts her into a Benghazi choke-hold!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 25, 2012 11:29 AM (wtvvX)

153 It's ok, Obama has a commanding lead in Ohio, so he can get all the bad strategy advice in the world. You cons lost, deal with it.

Posted by: Janet at October 25, 2012 11:29 AM (pjknP)

154 I just dont get RCP, PPP comes out with a NC poll showing it tied at 48, with a Dem +9 sample. And they just lump it in and move NC back to toss up. Do they not have have any quality standards. Dem+9 WTF?

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 25, 2012 11:29 AM (GvYeG)

155 Just because Crom lives in the earth doesn't mean he can't walk in the air. It would be entirely natural for the seat of Crom's power, his literal throne, to be a mountain.

How do you know so much about Conan?

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 11:29 AM (GQ8sn)

156
This is all part of the war of blame over the Libya malfeasance.  clinton vs. obama vs. clinton.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 25, 2012 11:29 AM (PHb2k)

157 Has Clinton (willie) ever admitted to a mistake or taken blame?

I recall some self righteous attitude the last time he was before a hostile press.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 25, 2012 11:30 AM (Vh0f5)

158 kathysasso you have a wonderful way with words.....pig in a pantsuit vs beast in a boobbelt

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny, ROMNEY/RYAN 2012 at October 25, 2012 11:30 AM (Ho2rs)

159 member when barry bragged about how he had to be a good pres cuz he ran the biggest campaign in forever? and them media types never asked him what the fuck he was talking about? hes awesome...

Posted by: rev dr e buzz at October 25, 2012 11:30 AM (p7XU2)

160 At the end of the day, you have a President who has presided over a lousy 4 years, who's signature piece of legistration is hugely unpopular, who has basically lost every election in which he has thrown his support (including in NJ). In the end, he just wasn't going to win.

Posted by: SH at October 25, 2012 03:27 PM (gmeXX)

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I agree, though I was worried for a long time that the MFM retained enough power to hide the facts until after election day.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 25, 2012 11:30 AM (BiMP/)

161 @155 - Dance, troll, dance.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 25, 2012 11:30 AM (8y9MW)

162 Clinton, his arms at rest. = "when a gift being offered is declined"

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2012 11:31 AM (wtzRK)

163 Cracker set me up!

Posted by: Peznit deLuxe the First at October 25, 2012 11:31 AM (I7O5y)

164 We're really enjoying this election cycle...

Posted by: A circling flock of turkey vultures at October 25, 2012 11:31 AM (ULH4o)

165 Can I place my popcorn order now? Big azz tub (Moochelle size), with lotsa butter? Because if they are pissy fighting like this now before the election, it's gonna get even better after it's all done. (My bet's on the Arkansas mafia. The Choom Gang doesn't have a chance.)

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at October 25, 2012 11:31 AM (1Ialr)

166 So which is it- in the earth or on a mountain? I know there are some Conan scholars among the Horde. Hit me with some wisdom.

Crom is an Earth god. When he rests, he lives deep within the Earth.

When he fights, the sky (Air) is his enemy, and he thrusts up to where he can fight, in the Mountain.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at October 25, 2012 11:31 AM (bjRNS)

167

The man has the finely-tuned senses of a cockroach.


 

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2012 03:14 PM (2b4yb)

 

Beautiful turn of phrase. I used to refer to the "rat-like cunning" of such people, but your phrase is even more apposite.

 

Consider it plagiarized!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 25, 2012 11:31 AM (U+DUu)

168 I TOLD you that sonofabitch should'a just brought me a cup of COFFEE.....

Posted by: Billy Jeff at October 25, 2012 11:31 AM (UK9cE)

169 The way this shit is going I don't think TFG is going to have a Hawaii Home for long.

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 25, 2012 11:31 AM (UZQM8)

170 "Lost" when it comes to Math...and always looking for someone to blame.

We are living under the 'Lord of the Flies' Presidency.

Posted by: wheatie at October 25, 2012 03:10 PM (ipkPX)

 

heh, on target

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 25, 2012 11:31 AM (nTgAI)

171 They can always find an excuse and a scapegoat. Their decisions and their mistakes are never their own-- it's always someone else's fault. Hmm. That cuts a little close to home. **looks in mirror**

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 25, 2012 11:32 AM (evdj2)

172

I  may  have to modify my T-shirt.  Clinton - 2 terms.  Bush - 2 terms.  Obama - 1 term.

Posted by: SH at October 25, 2012 11:32 AM (gmeXX)

173 Waaaaaa!

It's all Bush's fault!!

It's all Romney's fault!!

It's all Hillary's fault!!

It's all Bill's fault!!

It's all Libya's fault!!

It's all the world's fault!!


they love me, they really love me. I can do no wrong.

He's about one more crisis from doing something irrational.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 25, 2012 11:32 AM (Vh0f5)

174 All I can say it that if they follow through with this shit, it's just going to isolate another group of their base; the Clintonistas

Posted by: Soona at October 25, 2012 11:32 AM (uaRd0)

175 1.7 is "a commandong lead," is it?

Is Gerg pretending to be a woman now?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 25, 2012 11:33 AM (aHR5E)

176 (My bet's on the Arkansas mafia. The Choom Gang doesn't have a chance.)


*****

Obama is playing way, way out of his league now,

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2012 11:33 AM (piMMO)

177 Well they are all atwitter about the Colin Powell  endorsement.See he is a republican.. At least that is what he had the nerve to say today... obama even called to thank him...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 25, 2012 11:33 AM (9+ccr)

178 Tastes like... schadenfreude.

Posted by: Penfold at October 25, 2012 11:33 AM (1PeEC)

179 Just because Crom lives in the earth doesn't mean he can't walk in the
air. It would be entirely natural for the seat of Crom's power, his
literal throne, to be a mountain.

How do you know so much about Conan?

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 03:29 PM (GQ8sn)

 

It's implied by the quotes, wouldn' tyou say?

 

I also watch "Conan the Barbarian" and "Conan    the    Destroyer"   on a constant loop for at least one month every year.    And I add some "Beastmaster" and "Red Sonja" for flavor. 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 11:33 AM (4df7R)

180 The only part of this that isn't working out like Clinton wanted is that he's getting blamed. But even that blaming makes Obama look so bad that it'll have little impact on Clinton. Bill You Magnificent Bastard.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at October 25, 2012 11:33 AM (eEev7)

181 "Pathological" is a good description of people who are Obama fans. 

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 25, 2012 11:33 AM (DuH+r)

182 Obama is playing way, way out of his league now, Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2012 03:33 PM (piMMO) Punching above is weight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2012 11:33 AM (oSFWF)

183 Heh.  "commandong" in a thread about Clinton.  How Freudian.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 25, 2012 11:33 AM (aHR5E)

184 Just wait, soon it will be Sandy's fault.  God must be a Republican.


http://tinyurl.com/99vy5yt

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 25, 2012 11:33 AM (wR+pz)

185 The battle for control of the future of the Dim party will begin in earnest Nov. 7. It will be EPIC. Clintonites vs. Obamaites.

Posted by: Highsmith at October 25, 2012 11:34 AM (uwaMU)

186 Obama has a commanding lead in Ohio

Math is hard! Let's go get a manicure!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 25, 2012 11:34 AM (ZKzrr)

187 "Pathological" is a good description of people who are Obama fans. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 25, 2012 03:33 PM (DuH+r) Fucking idiots is another

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2012 11:34 AM (oSFWF)

188

Well they are all atwitter about the Colin Powell endorsement.See he is a republican.. At least that is what he had the nerve to say today... obama even called to thank him...

 

And any Republican who actually knows what's what says, "Colin Powell hasn't been a Republican for at least twenty years."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 11:34 AM (4df7R)

189 Obama got confused when he read Clinton's advice on how to DIVIDE the GOP voters with MULTIPLE ads that were NEGATIVE. Math is hard.

Posted by: Y-not at October 25, 2012 11:34 AM (5H6zj)

190 "Well, that oughta be easy for a genuine son of a bitch."

But pinning Obama's blame on teflon Bill proves once again that Team Obama has learned NUTHIN' these four years staying stuck on stupid.

Just because Obama refuses to accept responsibility doesn't mean that the nation and the world do not hold Obama responsible for his FAILURES TO COMMUNICATE.

WilliJeff grew up watching Cool Hand Luke reflected as his own public image:

"He was smiling... That's right. You know, that, that Luke smile of his. He had it on his face right to the very end. Hell, if they didn't know it 'fore, they could tell right then that they weren't a-gonna beat him. That old Luke smile. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker."

Posted by: What's your dirt doin' in his ditch? at October 25, 2012 11:34 AM (BAnPT)

191 I'm not a super-connected political person, but I thought I'd share an anecdote that is confirmatory of the infighting/rats abandoning stories.

A friend of mine serves on the board of a large company.  A fellow board member is a high-up guy in the Democratic party.  The board met recently, and my friend told me that the Dem party guy was deflated, depressed, and said everyone in the know on his side is "panicked." 

Posted by: angler at October 25, 2012 11:34 AM (SwjAj)

192 I also watch "Conan the Barbarian" and "Conan the Destroyer" on a constant loop for at least one month every year. And I add some "Beastmaster" and "Red Sonja" for flavor.

You sound like the perfect moron date!

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 11:34 AM (GQ8sn)

193

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 25, 2012 03:23 PM (8sCoq)

 

Its strong IN his mountain....

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 25, 2012 11:35 AM (lZBBB)

194 The Pathology of Fucking Idiocy

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 11:35 AM (4df7R)

195 22 I actually tried one of these only a couple of years ago. Wasn't half bad, taste-wise. Couldn't get past the shape ... creepy and unnatural, it was.   --------   Just think of it as a giant pork McNugget. Onna bun.
 

Posted by: Anachronda at October 25, 2012 11:35 AM (xGZ+b)

196 Obama has a commanding lead in Ohio

Math is hard! Let's go get a manicure!

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Much like Gerg, Janetard doesn't seem to understand what "margin of error" means either.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 25, 2012 11:35 AM (aHR5E)

197 Face it. Everyone is pretty much treating Obama like a child who can't be expected to take adult responsibility. Rush is right TFG is a man-child.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2012 11:35 AM (VkBeZ)

198 People were mocking Bolton earlier today after the Powell endorsement.  Saying Powell was the superior foreign policy man.  I thought about it a bit and all I could come up with was a general that wants to be a politician versus a statesman that wants to keep the US safe. 

Posted by: gulfkraken at October 25, 2012 11:35 AM (WBfjO)

199

Obama fans are cult members. Ready to go down in denial with the flaming ship.

 

let's say that he did get re-elected. Would he be able to handle it ? He might just quit and move to France.

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 25, 2012 11:36 AM (nTgAI)

200 As I just tweeted, the clinton myth is BS. The only advice that Clinton can give another pol is to get H.Ross Perot to run as a 3rd party. Oh, and to run on Newt Gingrich's record.

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at October 25, 2012 11:36 AM (QxSug)

201 You  know what you don't hear right now?  Any excuses from the Romney camp.  This  is as clear a sign as any that he is winning.

Posted by: SH at October 25, 2012 11:36 AM (gmeXX)

202 TFG trying to blame the Clintons for his own performance isn't a very smart thing.  In fact, it's stupid.  Really stupid.

Right now, the Clintons are picking out which park bench TFG will be found on.

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 11:36 AM (GQ8sn)

203 Can't help but think of The Doors' Peace Frog :

There's blood in the streets, it's up to my ankles
Blood in the streets, it's up to my knee
Blood in the streets in the town of Chicago
Blood on the rise, it's following me

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 25, 2012 11:36 AM (wtvvX)

204 Too bad, I so wanted to do Jarrett.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 25, 2012 11:36 AM (wAQA5)

205

160...Has Clinton (willie) ever admitted to a mistake or taken blame?

I recall some self righteous attitude the last time he was before a hostile press.

 

Clinton was always a blame-thrower too.

He excelled at it.

 

Both Clinton and Barky were raised much the same way...

By women, who thought they could do no wrong...and made excuses for them.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 25, 2012 11:36 AM (ipkPX)

206 BREAKING: Sarah Jessica Parker announces she'll have a long face if Obama loses. http://tinyurl.com/9msp8st

Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2012 11:36 AM (B/VB5)

207 it would be like telling Derek Jeter, “Hey man, appreciate the input, but I think I know how to make that flip play from the hole just fine on my own.”




Wait a second. Who the fuck wrote this shit? I played baseball for 17 seasons. All the way through college. Not once ever was there anything called a "flip play from the hole." What in the hell is that supposed to be?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 25, 2012 11:36 AM (da5Wo)

208
Everyone is against me, and I'm gonna eat a worm and die.

Posted by: Barky McFuckUp at October 25, 2012 11:37 AM (lDWQr)

209 192 lol, words, just words

bit in the ass by his own malleable persistence, constantly revising the lie

Posted by: What's your dirt doin' in his ditch? at October 25, 2012 11:37 AM (BAnPT)

210 Everyone is pretty much treating Obama like a child who can't be expected to take adult responsibility.

Why am I reminded of the Starship Troopers discussion on "juvenile delinquent?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 25, 2012 11:37 AM (8y9MW)

211 It was the right advice, regardless.

Three weeks ago or so, everyone thought Romney's campaign was dead, and the strategy had worked. Much of Obama's lead was, in fact, attributed to Clinton's convention speech (not that I necessarily buy that). Even so, the election was Obama's to lose.

It was not Clinton's fault that Obama blew the first debate and revived Romney's hopes. Of course the debate was also the opportunity for Romney to disprove the extremist case against him...and he seized it. Even so, a strategy is not a plan to win every moment of a campaign but only to create the best opportunity to win the election.

Obama has also undermined the strategy himself by running to his left and trying to energize his own base.

Given Obama's four-year performance, painting Romney as a flip-flopper would not have been enough to defeat him. Too many voters might have reasoned as Scott Adams has.

This was a good strategy; if team Obama loses, it will be because of poor execution, not choosing the wrong game plan.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 25, 2012 11:37 AM (vouc9)

212

Even people that are fairly intelligent can often be fooled by a sociopath.

I have watched it up close at work and seen peoples lives destroyed.

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 25, 2012 11:37 AM (nTgAI)

213

 

I'm filling in for greg while he's on break.  The guys at the glory hole won't know I'm a girl, given my moustache.

Posted by: Janet at October 25, 2012 11:38 AM (ggRof)

214 Sarah Jessica Parker announces she'll have a long face if Obama loses.

---

So she's going to have surgery if he doesn't?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 25, 2012 11:38 AM (aHR5E)

215 Out history with 'Senior" ( meaning Generals types) Military types going into politics is not good. Now Colonels and below, they do much better. They have not developed quite the taste for kissing ass yet.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2012 11:38 AM (oSFWF)

216 @215: Yeah, that's the thing. Bill's advice was good, but the SCOAMF couldn't execute on it properly.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2012 11:38 AM (B/VB5)

217 You sound like the perfect moron date!

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 03:34 PM (GQ8sn)

 

lol!    Thank you!

 

RomComs    and "chick flicks"    leave me cold.    it's sword and sorcery, action/adventure, and sci-fi for me.     Certain period pieces and historical dramas, too.     But I'm a    complete wimp when it comes to horror movies.    I can't even do the haunted mine ride at Canobie Lake Park, which is as cheesy as they come, because I freak myself out!   

 

(Even my dear 69 year old British mother     who looks like a sugarplum     laughs at me over that.)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 11:38 AM (4df7R)

218 Colon Bowel has proven to be quite the racist.Why else would he support Obama a second time?

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2012 11:38 AM (6o4Fb)

219 BREAKING: Sarah Jessica Parker announces she'll have a long face if Obama loses.

http://tinyurl.com/9msp8st

Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2012 03:36 PM (B/VB5)



I see what you did there.....

Posted by: © Sponge at October 25, 2012 11:38 AM (UK9cE)

220 144 Between Hillary lawyering up yesterday ... Wow. What did I miss yesterday.

Posted by: USA at October 25, 2012 11:39 AM (RIg+t)

221 206 TFG trying to blame the Clintons for his own performance isn't a very smart thing. In fact, it's stupid. Really stupid. Right now, the Clintons are picking out which park bench TFG will be found on. --- I don't see the JEF ending up in Ft. Marcy Park. I think they're going to let him go off to Hawaii and live out his days as a pariah. This narccicistic fuck won't be able to take it when he's shunned by the American people in general and the remaining Dims who survived 2010 and 2012.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 25, 2012 11:39 AM (e0xKF)

222
Even people that are fairly intelligent can often be fooled by a sociopath.

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 25, 2012 03:37 PM (nTgAI)


Paging the 52%, paging the 52%, pick up the courtesy phone in the lobby.


Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 25, 2012 11:39 AM (lDWQr)

223 Well, Romney momentum has slowed so Barry is going to win by 70%


OK so Barry doesn't lead in ANY poll, but my magical one.

I have the unicorn pixy dust.

Posted by: Nate Silver at October 25, 2012 11:39 AM (wR+pz)

224 So let me get this straight:
Bill Clinton told the Obama campaign to paint a Republican that was able to be elected governor in MA as an "extreme conservative"?   He's telling the most extreme-left president we have ever had to do this? 
OMG, Bill Clinton really screwed them over---I believe intentionally.  And this whole BS about Hillary announcing she might stay on for O's second term when she knows there won't be one---just kicking him the balls for sport.

They really thought that they had put the Clintons out of business in 2008.   Bwaaaaah---zombie Clintons are the most dangerous kind, it seems.

Posted by: 56 and loving RR at October 25, 2012 11:39 AM (9zugO)

225 Everyone knows about Conan, because of his chronicler, Robert E. Howard. He's as good as it gets.

Posted by: Daybreaker at October 25, 2012 11:40 AM (NlG+i)

226 RomComs and "chick flicks" leave me cold. it's sword and sorcery, action/adventure, and sci-fi for me.

The sound you just heard is the moron horde running to your front door.

PICK ME!  PICK ME!  NO, ME!

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 11:40 AM (GQ8sn)

227 Yeah, let's free up Billy-boy to run an innuendo campaign, while his wife looks statesmanlike.

Great plan.

Posted by: mojo at October 25, 2012 11:40 AM (d/67n)

228 @215: Yeah, that's the thing. Bill's advice was good, but the SCOAMF couldn't execute on it properly.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2012 03:38 PM (B/VB5)

 

Obama's problem is that he demands credit for everything, and then when whatever it is goes wrong, he feels he must shift the blame back onto someone else.   Usually it works, because no one wants to find fault with the lightbringer.    But he forgets that Bill Clinton is still (incoherently) popular with the Democrat base; more popular than Obama himself.   Shifting the blame back on Bubba makes Obama look like a spoiled child.    It hurts Bubba not at all, and hurts Barack a LOT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 11:40 AM (4df7R)

229 Speaking of Rush, I caught part of a phone call to him from a woman who had gone to one of Romney's rallies. I don't know which state she was in, but she and her husband had walked 5 miles to get to it, I guess because of the traffic. She said it isn't just the numbers that are huge, but the enthusiasm is incredible. Romney and his people are being fired up by the response of these people. Compare this to the Obama people who are already making excuses for his likely loss. When we're a couple weeks from the election day and they're already covering their own asses, you know it's not looking good for them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2012 11:40 AM (VkBeZ)

230

It was not Clinton's fault that Obama blew the first debate and revived Romney's hopes. Of course the debate was also the opportunity for Romney to disprove the extremist case against him...and he seized it. Even so, a strategy is not a plan to win every moment of a campaign but only to create the best opportunity to win the election.

----

 

I  think it is a  myth to merely state that Obama blew the first debate.  All Mitt had to do was appear competant.  That's it.  A  very low bar actually.  That he did better than that is pure gravy.  But Obama will  not lose this election on one debate.  That's as wrong   as saying McCain lost the election due to Palin. 

Posted by: SH at October 25, 2012 11:41 AM (gmeXX)

231 The Obama campaign is about ideology. Period. That's what drives them and led them to demonize Mr. Romney or any opponent for that matters. It's their sine qua non in the electoral process.

So to quote Mr. Obama. Bullshit.

I am convinced the Clinton's see themselves as some type of Party saviors (no not that kind of party nitwit). In the sense that Obama's ways of running things will tar Democrats forever and cost them dearly in trust (which I believe is true). It will destroy something bigger for years- their Party.

This is one of the reasons winning this election is so imperative. It will give us an incredible amount of goodwill with which to work. Democrats will rightly remain pariahs for the roughshod way they overrode voters since 2008 and the egregious pursuit of political goals that is obvious to almost every voter.

Posted by: marcus at October 25, 2012 11:41 AM (GGCsk)

232 Hey girl, Cromney laughs at your four winds. He laughs from his mountain.

Posted by: Conan O'Ryan at October 25, 2012 11:41 AM (Gt8ei)

233 Well they are all atwitter about the Colin Powell endorsement.See he is a republican.. At least that is what he had the nerve to say today... obama even called to thank him...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 25, 2012 03:33 PM (9+ccr)

 

 

---------------------------------------------

 

 

Watch for it:  Baraka now has bipartisan support!

Posted by: Soona at October 25, 2012 11:42 AM (uaRd0)

234 OT

I posted that story about the gay GOP staffer getting beat up at his house.  Looks like a hate crime.

Daily Caller has the deets.

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 11:42 AM (GQ8sn)

235 Colon Bowel has proven to be quite the racist.Why else would he support Obama a second time?

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2012 03:38 PM (6o4Fb)

 

Colon Bowel... Nice work steevy !

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 25, 2012 11:42 AM (nTgAI)

236 @236: I heard that call. It was the Red Rocks, Colorado one.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2012 11:42 AM (B/VB5)

237 Wow. What did I miss yesterday.

Posted by: USA at October 25, 2012 03:39 PM (RIg+t)

 

I find that if you don't remember, it's best not to ask.    Especially if you've    just woken      up    in a pool of someone's vomit.*

 

*hopefully your own

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 11:42 AM (4df7R)

238 Transgender Army vet to lead gay rights group By Rick Maze - Staff writer Posted : Thursday Oct 25, 2012 10:02:59 EDT A transgender veteran has been named to head a newly combined organization advocating for the interests of gay, bisexual and transgender service members. Army veteran Allyson Robinson said one of her priorities will be to garner support for getting full military benefits for same-sex military couples. “We cannot stop until we reach the day when all qualified Americans who wish to wear the uniform of our armed forces have the opportunity to do so with honor and integrity — and without fear of discrimination or harassment — whether they are gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender,” Robinson said in a statement. Oh yeah that will make us a better fighting force?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2012 11:42 AM (oSFWF)

239 232 And he did it all in so short a time,committing suicide at 30.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2012 11:42 AM (6o4Fb)

240 Compare this to the Obama people who are already making excuses for his likely loss. When we're a couple weeks from the election day and they're already covering their own asses, you know it's not looking good for them. --- Which is why I think that we snag a few Senate seats we aren't supposed to win, such as Connecticut, Pennsylvania, New Mexico, etc. Republicans will walk over burning coals to vote the JEF out. Dims aren't enthused at all.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 25, 2012 11:42 AM (e0xKF)

241 >>215 It was the right advice, regardless. Nope, it wasn't. The problem with the strategy is that (1) Romney does not have a record, or even a platform, of "severe conservatism," (2) he has a clean background that makes personal attacks very difficult, (3) he picked an equally squeaky-clean and highly likable running mate, and (4) everyone except the most partisan, govt-teat types is mentally exhausted and looking for some hope that things can get better. All Romney and Ryan had to do is appear like reasonable, well-intentioned, competent politicians and Bill's whole argument was shot. He would have been better off going after the windsock/Etch-a-Sketch attack, imho.

Posted by: Y-not at October 25, 2012 11:42 AM (5H6zj)

242 214 Why am I reminded of the Starship Troopers

Dina Meyer nipples and Denise Richards in uniform... mmmm...

Posted by: wooga (the book doesn't show nipples!) at October 25, 2012 11:43 AM (vjyZP)

243 It's not Nate Silver boosting Obama. It's The Model.

She's a model and she's looking good....

But not for very much longer.

Posted by: Daybreaker at October 25, 2012 11:43 AM (NlG+i)

244 I find that if you don't remember, it's best not to ask. Especially if you've just woken up in a pool of someone's vomit.*

*hopefully your own

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 25, 2012 03:42 PM (4df7R)



You're just trying to whip the Rons into a frenzy aren't you?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 25, 2012 11:43 AM (da5Wo)

245

@nerdygirl

It was at Red Rocks. There's a video in the sidebar of Mitt getting choked up at the crowd. Very moving.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, R-Money cheerleader at October 25, 2012 11:43 AM (YOZSv)

246 Walter Mondale will win in a landslide. Bank on it.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 25, 2012 11:43 AM (BVkEs)

247 PPP has R and O tied in NC @ 48

sample is D+9

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 25, 2012 11:43 AM (8sCoq)

248 I find that if you don't remember, it's best not to ask. Especially if you've just woken up in a pool of someone's vomit.* *hopefully your own --- Well, it's not like you can dust for vomit, can you?

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at October 25, 2012 11:43 AM (e0xKF)

249 You know what you don't hear right now? Any excuses from the Romney camp. This is as clear a sign as any that he is winning.


****

The Des Moines Register has a split-cover.

Obama: Sharpens Criticism

Romney: Focus on Optimism

(I think the word they used was "focus")

Either way, it made Obama look like a whiner and Romney like a shiny, new penny.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2012 11:43 AM (piMMO)

250 241 Can't take credit,that one has been in regular rotation here for years.Usually with "irritable" in the middle.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2012 11:43 AM (6o4Fb)

251 Hey girl, Cromney laughs at your four winds. He laughs from his mountain.

Posted by: Conan O'Ryan at October 25, 2012 03:41 PM (Gt8ei)

 

*HEARTS*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 11:43 AM (4df7R)

252 Oh yeah that will make us a better fighting force?

Hopefully we can deploy them against jihadis and they will surrender for fear of catching "teh ghey".

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 11:43 AM (GQ8sn)

253 HEY!

Layoff the Horse face jokes about my wife okay?

Now excuse me I have to go clean out her stall and put down some new straw.

Posted by: Matthew Broderick at October 25, 2012 11:43 AM (Vh0f5)

254 Dina Meyer nipples and Denise Richards in uniform... mmmm... --- I'll take one of each, pls. The 1998 model, not the current ones.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at October 25, 2012 11:44 AM (e0xKF)

255

BREAKING: Arlington County Police launches CRIMINAL investigation into Moran



The Arlington County Police Department has opened a criminal investigation into a video of Patrick Moran, son of Rep. Jim Moran and former field director of his reelection campaign.


http://tinyurl.com/983vsdp


Posted by: Tami at October 25, 2012 11:44 AM (X6akg)

256 Posted by: wooga (the book doesn't show nipples!) at October 25, 2012 03:43 PM (vjyZP)

Also- Dizzy is a dude in the book.  And he dies in the first scene.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 25, 2012 11:44 AM (8y9MW)

257 That's IT!

Billy Jr.?  It's about time you finally get to taste some black ass.......

Posted by: Billy Jeff at October 25, 2012 11:44 AM (UK9cE)

258 Syria: Greek Orthodox Priest Found Tortured And Murdered By Islamist RebelsÂ… Which of course begs the obvious question, why is the overwhelmingly Christian United States backing an Islamist rebellion that targets Christians as regime sympathizers? Great question

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2012 11:44 AM (oSFWF)

259 Dina Meyer nipples and Denise Richards in uniform... mmmm...

Posted by: wooga (the book doesn't show nipples!) at October 25, 2012 03:43 PM (vjyZP)



That requires pics...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 25, 2012 11:44 AM (da5Wo)

260 It's good to see Democrats making excuses for a loss already.

Posted by: eggs benedict at October 25, 2012 11:44 AM (FpBe1)

261 BREAKING: Arlington County Police launches CRIMINAL investigation into Moran --- Get a brain, Moran

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 25, 2012 11:44 AM (e0xKF)

262

Even people that are fairly intelligent can often be fooled by a sociopath.

====

I know enough of them--otherwise good, normal people--that keep me in a twist and unable to call this election a lock. Sorry.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 25, 2012 11:45 AM (0CiTm)

263 253 PPP has R and O tied in NC @ 48

sample is D+9

the campaigns have already decided who is going to win in NC because they aren't campaigning there anymore.  O won NC by only 14,400 (approx) votes in 08.  & stupid-ass PPP thinks they could be tied?  idiots

Posted by: kelley in virginia at October 25, 2012 11:45 AM (HNwOT)

264 248 Dina Meyer was ginger hotness.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2012 11:45 AM (6o4Fb)

265 You're just trying to whip the Rons into a frenzy aren't you?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 25, 2012 03:43 PM (da5Wo)

 

I had no idea that    puddles of vomit     could do such a thing!  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 11:45 AM (4df7R)

266 It's ok, Obama has a commanding lead in Ohio, so he can get all the bad strategy advice in the world. You cons lost, deal with it. Posted by: Janet
.............
Hahahahaha.. you've been snookered, Janet.. you and all your libtard friends really believe all these shitty polls.. But then, you have to, don't you?  It's all you have left.. your pitiful self-deception that O'Bummer will make it through this election...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 25, 2012 11:45 AM (f9c2L)

267 teh lulz... *incoming messages from Cocksucker One* Subject: Subject: These Republican rape theories have to stop [redacted], from the party that brought us legitimate rape, forcible rape, honest rape, easy rape, and emergency rape, here we go again: Richard Mourdock, the Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate in Indiana, said in a debate on Tuesday that "even when life begins with that horrible situation of rape, that is something that God intended to happen." [Â…] "The only exception I have to have an abortion is in that case of the life of the mother," Mourdock said. "I struggled with it myself for a long time, but I came to realize that life is that gift from God and I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape that it is something God intended to happen" Sure, this comment is despicable. It's also the official position of the Republican Party. It's what they all think. It's even in their platform. And that's why we need to elect more, better women to Congress to stop the Republicans from trying to redefine rape and strip women of their right to make their own health care decisions. Please give $3 to each of our Daily Kos-endorsed women candidates for the House and Senate so we can fight back against the Republicans' War on Women. Keep fighting, Kaili Joy Gray, Daily Kos Drewm (hahahaha, just kiddin)

Posted by: soothsayer at October 25, 2012 11:45 AM (Qr/Eg)

268 PPP obviously trying to reinforce the "we aren't pulling out of NC" meme.

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 25, 2012 11:45 AM (GvYeG)

269 These kind of articles elate me.

Mitt's really going to do it.

They're already burning their bridges!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at October 25, 2012 11:45 AM (xAtAj)

270 Also- Dizzy is a dude in the book. And he dies in the first scene.

And the women were bald, at least the ones serving as crew on the ships.

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 11:45 AM (GQ8sn)

271 V I say V I V - I- C V - I - C- T V - I - C - T - I - M - M - M VICTIM!!! Ba da da da ta da da VICTIM!!! Oh VICTIM!!!! Ba da da da ta da da VICTIM!!! V - I - C - T - I - M - M - M VICTIM!!! VICTIM!!!!

Posted by: I'm a Victim! at October 25, 2012 11:46 AM (54vf8)

272 I  think the Des  Moines  register is one of the few newsspaper  endorsements that matter,  merely because Iowa is such a wierd state.  Their  endorsement will show who  the powers that be want to win.  I haven't given Mitt much hope, but if he can snag that endorsement  it means they know that Obama is lost and they are going to go in with Mitt.  It probably also means that we will  not get rid of ethanol subsidies. 

Posted by: SH at October 25, 2012 11:46 AM (gmeXX)

273 BREAKING: Arlington County Police launches CRIMINAL investigation into Moran ------- Good. Was anyone else implicated in the shenanigans. I ask b/c that young Democrat group where Moran was an officer has several openings in the executive committee now, including his old job (political director). I don't remember if all of those slots were filled before the scandal broke (I had checked that morning) and I can't find a press release from the Arlington Young Dems to confirm what happened.

Posted by: Y-not at October 25, 2012 11:47 AM (5H6zj)

274 So Obama is going to blame Clinton?
Why is that not full of win?

Posted by: looking closely at October 25, 2012 11:47 AM (6Q9g2)

275 And as far as that bunch of losers throwing the Clintons under the bus, they need to throw Allred down there with the Clintons. What a joke. The pathetic loser couldn't even find a rejected skank to parade out in front of the cameras. Big Bird, Binders, and moronic nothingburgers from a sleazy lawyer. If Obama had any actual balls he'd have a bloodbath, and replace everyone in his campaign. Just kidding, he can't actually do that this close to the election. And if he fired incompetents, it would offend his union minions, who don't believe incompetents should ever be fired.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2012 11:47 AM (VkBeZ)

276

Too good to pass up-

~Dr. Varno: "Shit just got i^2"

HEH!

/ sung to the tune of Schoolhouse rock:

3 is a magic number
but teh ONE is a zero
and "i" is an imaginary number, yes it is!

 

 

Posted by: USMC8541 at October 25, 2012 11:47 AM (v3pYe)

277 Janet is Gerg in drag.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 25, 2012 11:47 AM (aHR5E)

278 That requires pics...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 25, 2012 03:44 PM (da5Wo)



Initial BING search shows a video from Nip/Tuck where she cuts her did off with an electric knife.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 25, 2012 11:47 AM (UK9cE)

279 I posted that story about the gay GOP staffer getting beat up at his house. Looks like a hate crime.

It is, but it won't be prosecuted as one. 90% chance the perp is gay. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 25, 2012 11:47 AM (ZKzrr)

280
I'm not on the ticket this year, but I could have handily whipped O'Clusterfuck.

Posted by: Zombie Harold Stassen at October 25, 2012 11:47 AM (lDWQr)

281

215Even people that are fairly intelligent can often be fooled by a sociopath.
I have watched it up close at work and seen peoples lives destroyed.

 

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 25, 2012 03:37 PM (nTgAI)

 

----------

 

Yup.

That's because sociopaths are often often very charming and beguiling.

 

They learn very young...that they can disarm people with their charm.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 25, 2012 11:47 AM (ipkPX)

282 I just got canvassed by a pair of OFA O-bots working the hood on foot, apparently working off a registered Dem checklist. 

Of course I said I was going to vote, and that I'd be voting for Obama.

They REALLY wanted me to early vote...because ummm...I might be sick on election day.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 25, 2012 11:48 AM (WZtt1)

283 The Clintons and the Obamas in a pissing contest?  This may be the best Christmas ever.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 25, 2012 11:48 AM (XUKZU)

284 *pop*

Posted by: Chris Matthews' portal vein on Nov. 7 at October 25, 2012 11:48 AM (w41GQ)

285 BREAKING: Sarah Jessica Parker announces she'll have a long face if Obama loses.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2012 03:36 PM (B/VB5)
I see what you did there.....
---
Ok you two.  Quit horsing around.

Posted by: CUS at October 25, 2012 11:48 AM (84pE9)

286 So Obama is going to blame Clinton?
Why is that not full of win?

***

Hmmm, now where to begin...

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at October 25, 2012 11:48 AM (aHR5E)

287 Initial BING search shows a video from Nip/Tuck where she cuts her did off with an electric knife.

Hold the phone, what is this now???

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 11:48 AM (GQ8sn)

288 Tied = commanding lead.

197 Mallamutt

You know they're hurtin' bad when the Obama favorable polls portray a "dead" heat.

Axelrod: Where'd the road go?
Clinton: That's it. That's the end of it.
Choom: Man, there's still daylight.
Axelrod: About two hours left.
Choom: What do we do now?
Clinton: Nothin'.
Axelrod: Oh Bill, you wild, beautiful thing. You crazy handful of nothin'.

Posted by: What's your dirt doin' in his ditch? at October 25, 2012 11:48 AM (BAnPT)

289 >OT- the sidebarlinkto Romney at redrocks is pretty moving.


well the Denver Post has apparently edited the video because it is now barely over 2 minutes long and Mitt doesn't even appear

does anybody have a link to a longer video?

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 25, 2012 11:49 AM (8sCoq)

290 I refuse to join the misty-eyed nostalgia for Clinton.  Fucker 1) broke his marriage vows 2) with a chick barely older than his daughter 3) IN THE OVAL OFFICE 4) and then proceeded to lie about it to:  a) the American people b) to his Cabinet c) under oath.

He makes me ill.

Even despite Autopen's endless fuckuppery, I don't miss him.

Posted by: Filly at October 25, 2012 11:49 AM (247Qj)

291 The strategy came from living inside the liberal bubble where conservatism is a bad thing. I've spent a lot of time in places dominated by liberals, they have a hard time believing that anyone views conservatism in a positive fashion and they just reinforce that idea with each other. In reality, people like conservatives. Attacking Romney as a conservative was probably one of the best things they could have done to help him.

Posted by: Carl at October 25, 2012 11:49 AM (EmrUt)

292 and check out how the Left makes nothing-ade from nothing in message #2: Subject: GOP rape advisory chart [redacted], Republicans have introduced so many new types of rape recently—legitimate rape, honest rape, emergency rape, forcible rape, gift-from-God rape—that it's getting difficult to keep track of them all. Fortunately, Daily Kos community member Brainwrap put together a handy chart that helps sort out all of the confusion. Click here to see the GOP Rape Advisory Chart, and share it over Facebook, Twitter, or another social network. Keep fighting, Rachel "1/32 Human" Colyer Associate Campaign Director, Daily Kos link to stupid chart: http://tinyurl.com/clhzt7d

Posted by: soothsayer at October 25, 2012 11:49 AM (Qr/Eg)

293 Let's not forget Juanita Broderick.

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 11:49 AM (GQ8sn)

294 BREAKING: Arlington County Police launches CRIMINAL investigation into MoranPosted by: Tami

Jimi ray hardest hit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 25, 2012 11:50 AM (DKxu1)

295 This Clinton/Obama dance sure is weird.

Posted by: Miss Grundy at October 25, 2012 11:50 AM (RoEtU)

296 "Steiner ... Angriff ... alles kommt recht."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 25, 2012 11:50 AM (U+DUu)

297 Hold the phone, what is this now???

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 03:48 PM (GQ8sn)



Well, I meant to say tit, but wasn't paying attention due to the shear horror of the scene. 

Posted by: © Sponge at October 25, 2012 11:50 AM (UK9cE)

298 I had noticed this as well. This president and his staff do not believe in "the buck stops here". Rather its "the buck stops anywhere but here", unless its good news, in which case, Obama personally, made the gutsy call. I don't know the specific medical terms for this pathology, but its either a mental condition or a lack of testicular fortitude. Either way, he is not qualified for the office that he holds, as he is unable to comprehend that success and failure go hand in hand, and you cannot accept one and reject the other. Any more time with this clear and present danger to these United States, and we may no longer be united.

Posted by: joe in michigan at October 25, 2012 11:50 AM (3R8wQ)

299 It's the circular firing squad. Executed with great precision by DC politicos.

Posted by: USA at October 25, 2012 11:50 AM (RIg+t)

300 I refuse to join the misty-eyed nostalgia for Clinton. Fucker 1) broke his marriage vows 2) with a chick barely older than his daughter 3) IN THE OVAL OFFICE 4) and then proceeded to lie about it to: a) the American people b) to his Cabinet c) under oath.

---

Plus Waco, plus the USS Cole, plus the Khobar Towers, plus the first WTC attack...

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at October 25, 2012 11:50 AM (aHR5E)

301 And that's why we need to elect more, better women to Congress to stop the Republicans Democrats from trying to redefine rape and strip women of their right to make their own health care decisions.

FIFT.

The only "redefinition of rape" was when the fymynysts decided "kinda regret it three days later" should be prosecuted.  And that was bullshit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 25, 2012 11:50 AM (ZKzrr)

302 People instinctively know that Romney is not some right-wing extremist, and in an ironic way it's almost counter productive for Obama to make Romney appear to be Ronald Reagan since in many ways this is still a center-right country.

My opinion of why Romney is not up by 10 points right now is I unfortunately think some of this class warfare nonsense has worked specifically because Romney is so wealthy.  Romney being rich and successful tends to draw on the natural human emotion of jealousy and envy.

If Mitt Romney had the same background and net worth as say Tim Pawlenty or Chris Christie, this race wouldn't even be a contest.

I do unfortunately though think social conservatives have hurt the Republican brand at the margins with women by putting their foot in their mouth on some strange issues like contraception and abortion, and Romney has had to work extra hard to woo that group.




Posted by: McAdams at October 25, 2012 11:50 AM (xinSF)

303 Conan, in the first movie, escapes the wolves/dogs chasing him by climbing up a rocky crag then falls down into a cave. He takes the sword from the skeleton on the throne and says "Crom".
 
So Conan has literally been in the presence of Crom, who resides on a mountain yet is in the earth. Crom has an honor guard of dead around him. The sword itself is stronger than iron, as he uses it to strike off his iron shackles.
 
It's good mythology.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 25, 2012 11:51 AM (ccXZP)

304 I have decided i will make a list for dems on why i will never believe their integrity after this election.
1 I have seen you demonstrate against war , But now find it exceptable
22 I have seen you cry about the poor while adding millions of americans to their rolls
3 I have heard your the party of women, while reducing them to a vagina and an abortion
4 I had thought you were concerned about constitutional rights and free speech and now you ignore Americans  being put on assassination lists
5  I had thought you cared about the children until you decided full term abortion was acceptable.
6 I had believed you were concerned about the over-reach of the govt in your life, while now you accept them being the decision makers over your wombs and final days.
7 I have watched you threaten businessmen and the rich with death for your guy, for gooodies for yourselves, while those that have money in your party refuse to donate to the irs.
8 i had thought  you were squeamish at religiosity in our govt, yet you made a man your messiah.


i'm sure my list will get longer as the days go on.

Posted by: willow at October 25, 2012 11:51 AM (hX8cq)

305

The Yahoo News LOL headline of the day:

"Romney still hasn't given up on Ohio"

 

The bim from upthread must be writing for them.

 

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 25, 2012 11:51 AM (YmPwQ)

306 Clinton is only one vote today.  After his defeat, Obama will blame the whole country for not being smart enough to recognize his magnificence.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 25, 2012 11:51 AM (WZtt1)

307 right off the ba i fk it up.

acceptable*

obliviously it needs work.

Posted by: willow at October 25, 2012 11:52 AM (hX8cq)

308 Coming in late to this but on the Jeter analogy. You can get the best advice from the best but if you have no natural talent you'll fail in the pros.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 25, 2012 11:52 AM (tf9Ne)

309 And the women were bald, at least the ones serving as crew on the ships.

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 03:45 PM (GQ8sn)

 

This is one of those things that irritates me about "The Walking    Dead."      I love the show, but I can't be alone in wanting to grab a hacksaw and chop off about two feet of Lori's hair.   The world's come to an end and     she's lugging    around a head of (admittedly    gorgeous) hair    that's just BEGGING to become infested with lice       before being    grabbed by a hungry zombie who will    then proceed to eat her face off    as she struggles to get away.      And all of this    during a hot Georgia summer dripping with humidity.    Good grief, if it was me I'd have cut my hair as short as possible      the first    time I found a pair of scissors and never looked back.

 

...

 

That was a tangent, wasn't it?      Sorry, it's almost quittin' time and my mind is wandering.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 11:53 AM (4df7R)

310 Shouldn't they be nice to Bill, lest Hillary do something re: LIbya to hurt Obama? Seems stupid to say r do anything until after the election.

Posted by: Baldy at October 25, 2012 11:53 AM (opS9C)

311

With a winning campaign, there is the sharing of credit, not the assignment of blame.  This must be the other kind.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 25, 2012 11:53 AM (VLifP)

312 And the women were bald, at least the ones serving as crew on the ships.

Only some of them.  (Note: I re-read this book at least once a year.  Along with Mere Christianity, Miracles, and I Don't Have Enough Faith to be an Atheist).

But you're right that Carmen shaves her head when she's a pilot in training.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 25, 2012 11:53 AM (8y9MW)

313 >>>You cons lost, deal with it.

You are so brave. I mean really. It has to be so hard supporting a candidate that has all but given up and acts like he doesn't want to be President anymore. You must feel abandoned after all the support you've given. Don't worry, it's ok to cry, when you are so totally let down by someone you believed in. The sooner you get through the bargaining and accept that Obama just really doesn't want to win, you will be so much better off. But don't rush it too much. Go at your own pace, spout a little bile here if it helps.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at October 25, 2012 11:54 AM (eMjRH)

314

GOP rape advisory chart

 

So, is this, like, a hurricane advisory chart?  

 

The Left really are a bunch of ninnyhammers.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 11:54 AM (4df7R)

315 "I told you not to trust me."

Posted by: Bill "Littlefinger" Clinton at October 25, 2012 11:54 AM (VLifP)

316 Shorter Yahoo: Damn you Romney, you're losing! Go away! Leave my man alone!

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 25, 2012 11:54 AM (YmPwQ)

317 Well, I meant to say tit, but wasn't paying attention due to the shear horror of the scene.

That poor little tit! 

I'd take good care of it if I could adopt it.

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 11:54 AM (GQ8sn)

318
I do unfortunately though think social conservatives have hurt the Republican brand at the margins with women by putting their foot in their mouth on some strange issues like contraception and abortion, and Romney has had to work extra hard to woo that group.

i agree with this statement.  young women especially will not accept someone telling them what, when 0r how much they can do/choose about their female health

Posted by: kelley in virginia at October 25, 2012 11:54 AM (HNwOT)

319

281And as far as that bunch of losers throwing the Clintons under the bus, they need to throw Allred down there with the Clintons. What a joke.

 

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2012 03:47 PM (VkBeZ)

 

----------

 

Gloria Allred was conspicuously silent...during all those sexual harrassment claims against Clinton.

 

I hope there is a special place in hell for her.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 25, 2012 11:54 AM (ipkPX)

320 Nevergiveup at October 25, 2012 03:44 PM (oSFWF) : "Which of course begs the obvious question, why is the overwhelmingly Christian United States backing an Islamist rebellion that targets Christians as regime sympathizers?"

Muslims crushed Christians in Lebanon. America did nothing. If you're a Muslim and convert to Christianity in Afghanistan, you can be killed, under the constitution American soldiers defend. In Iraq, again, Muslims destroyed Christians and America did not even protest. In Egypt, the Arab Spring has been nothing but bad for Christians; apparently that's fine with America.

American foreign policy is run by people who don't even like Christians, much less care about Christian interests.

Posted by: Daybreaker at October 25, 2012 11:54 AM (NlG+i)

321 Hopefully we can deploy them against jihadis and they will surrender for fear of catching "teh ghey".

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 03:43 PM (GQ8sn)

 

 

----------------------------------------------------

 

 

In all  seriousness, that's really not a bad psy-ops ploy.  Fighting (or being in close proximity thereof)  against Americans makes you ghey.

 

I just don't know how our soldiers would take it, though.

Posted by: Soona at October 25, 2012 11:55 AM (uaRd0)

322 Romney being rich and successful tends to draw on the natural human emotion of jealousy and envy.

Envy of success is a recognized political phenomenon down under in Oz. 

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 25, 2012 11:55 AM (WZtt1)

323 @282: No! No! No! I think we blew the math allotment on the last thread for the next 50 years!

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at October 25, 2012 11:55 AM (izA2D)

324 OT but this is a great story.

http://tinyurl.com/9pq6gv4

(Granted it's Hawaii so he probably voted for TFG, but still.)

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 25, 2012 11:55 AM (aHR5E)

325 so are they claiming defeat already? Since they are coming up with reasons why they weren't able to badmouth/slander Romney? Good for them...great to have such an upholding moral conscience (sarc)

Posted by: littleflower at October 25, 2012 11:56 AM (5PEAL)

326 Gloria Allred was conspicuously silent...during all those sexual harrassment claims against Clinton. I hope there is a special place in hell for her. --- I have a few positions in mind for her. Where's my bat?

Posted by: Roger McDowell at October 25, 2012 11:56 AM (e0xKF)

327 Linked on Hot Air:  Kieth Olberfuhrermann is looking for a job. 

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 25, 2012 11:56 AM (XUKZU)

328 253 PPP has R and O tied in NC @ 48

sample is D+9


I love a good joke in the afternoon.  Was at a business lobby meeting at lunch, their pollster has GOP governor up TEN point, Mitt up 8.

PPP is in NC.  They are just trying to pump up the turn out.  Every democrat in the state knows they are fucked, except the little people.  This poll will be headlines in every NC paper.  All are democrat.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 25, 2012 11:57 AM (wR+pz)

329 Gubernatorial rape? Clintonian Rape? Al Gore Happy Ending Good Time Rape? I was just eye raped by a clip of Wasserman Shutz rape?

Posted by: Up with people! at October 25, 2012 11:57 AM (kzFo5)

330 160 kathysasso

you have a wonderful way with words.....pig in a pantsuit vs beast in a boobbelt

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny, ROMNEY/RYAN 2012 at October 25, 2012 03:30 PM (Ho2rs)


Thank you, phoenixgirl.  But "pig in a pantsuit" or "PIAPS" was the name for Hilary! used by LDotters on Lucianne during the Clinton regime, so I can't take credit for it.  "Beast in a boob belt" came to me in a nightmare.  But it's so obvious, I'm sure some clever devil beat me to it ages ago!

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 25, 2012 11:57 AM (ZtwUX)

331 324...the Dems and some Pubs have also done a decent job of putting words in the socons' mouths, or at least twisting them into a verbal pretzel. And I'm hardly a socon.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 25, 2012 11:58 AM (YmPwQ)

332 333 Linked on Hot Air: Kieth Olberfuhrermann is looking for a job. --- Keep looking, Bathtub Boy. Even on a channel as shitty as CurrenTV, we expect the head political correspondant to show up on election night.

Posted by: Al Gore at October 25, 2012 11:58 AM (e0xKF)

333 I definitely despise TFG more than Billy Jeff. Clinton is intelligent. He's sneaky smart. He got into Oxford without affirmative action. TFG never accomplished anything, including winning elections without other people doing his work for him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2012 11:58 AM (VkBeZ)

334 I have a new poll out for California. It's a GOP +55 sample. Romney is up 1. I'll be letting RCP know so they can change CA to leaning Romney.

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 25, 2012 11:58 AM (GvYeG)

335 Linked on Hot Air: Kieth Olberfuhrermann is looking for a job.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 25, 2012 03:56 PM (XUKZU)



I heard Cracker Barrel is hiring.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 25, 2012 11:58 AM (UK9cE)

336 This is one of those things that irritates me about "The Walking Dead." I love the show, but I can't be alone in wanting to grab a hacksaw and chop off about two feet of Lori's hair. The world's come to an end and she's lugging around a head of (admittedly gorgeous) hair

You're such a girl!  Talking about zombies and connecting it to another girl's hair.  lol!

My biggest LOLWUT? with the show is how careless they are with blood splatter.  They routinely melee combat the zombies, including a lot of throat slashing and not one of them shows any concern for aerosolized zombie blood.  Daryl doesn't have an unlimited supply of crosssbow bolts, so he must be using the same ones to take down zombies to hunt for food.  That's fucked up!  They should all have turned a long time ago!  I know they're all infected already, but they should be progressing along to zombie land any second now.

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 11:59 AM (GQ8sn)

337 Gloria Allred was conspicuously silent...during all those sexual harrassment claims against Clinton.

I hope there is a special place in hell for her.

---

Is it true that Satan turned Kennedy, Murtha, and Sheets into a human centipede so he could ream all three of them at once?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 25, 2012 12:00 PM (aHR5E)

338 I heard Cracker Barrel is hiring.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 25, 2012 03:58 PM (UK9cE)


They don't hire ghey.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 25, 2012 12:00 PM (wR+pz)

339 The present-ident clearly is not his own man. If the blame game is all he's got, he should be glad to step aside, and let the men take control.

Posted by: sTevo at October 25, 2012 12:00 PM (iKmsW)

340

Posted by: willow at October 25, 2012 03:51 PM (hX8cq)

 

That's because the shot-callers are Reds. They'll say whatever advances communism:

 

August 22, 1939: "Germany is evil! The U.S. should prepare to go to war to fight fascism!"

 

August 23, 1939: Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact signed.

 

August 24, 1939: "Hands off Europe! Peace now!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 25, 2012 12:00 PM (U+DUu)

341 I have a new poll out for California. It's a GOP +55 sample. Romney is up 1. I'll be letting RCP know so they can change CA to leaning Romney.

---

Sounds like a commanding lead to me.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 25, 2012 12:00 PM (aHR5E)

342 My biggest LOLWUT? with the show is

people who complain about logical inconsistencies in a show about the zombie apocalypse.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 25, 2012 12:01 PM (8y9MW)

343 Clintons are just as slimy as the Obamas. But Clinton had enough sense to understand what the Gingrich Revolution meant for his '96 campaign.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 25, 2012 12:01 PM (1BqbG)

344 In all seriousness, that's really not a bad psy-ops ploy. Fighting (or being in close proximity thereof) against Americans makes you ghey.

It would work.  Just splice some videos of captured jihadis going into Guantanamo and then coming out as RuPaul.

FABULOUS!!!!

* three snaps and around the corner *

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 12:01 PM (GQ8sn)

345 OT:  Texas, PLEASE arrest the UN observers at the polls!  Story on Drudge.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 25, 2012 12:01 PM (ZtwUX)

346 Off sock.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 25, 2012 12:01 PM (VLifP)

347

I have a new poll out for California. It's a GOP +55 sample. Romney is up 1. I'll be letting RCP know so they can change CA to leaning Romney.

 

Bullshit. There's only 54 Republicans in CA.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 25, 2012 12:02 PM (U+DUu)

348 If Obama had brains, he woulda moved to the right after 2010 elections and worked with Boehner. Obama would be cruising towards reelection right now if he just cut a little spending and decided to not raise taxes.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 25, 2012 12:02 PM (1BqbG)

349 McGovern... 50 state landslide... bet the farm on it, bytches!

Posted by: Greg's alter ego at October 25, 2012 12:03 PM (Jls4P)

350 338 He was the one who got the "scoop" that the Yankees and Marlins were talking about A-Rod.He has a baseball blog or something.Really,the best thing for him would be to go back to sports full time but he probably has burned too many bridges.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2012 12:04 PM (6o4Fb)

351 353 We polled Dennis Miller twice. Well, because we can.

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 25, 2012 12:04 PM (GvYeG)

352 Gloria Allred: call me. You know you want it, you know you need it.

Posted by: Secretariat at October 25, 2012 12:04 PM (U+DUu)

353

My biggest LOLWUT? with the show is how careless they are with blood splatter. They routinely melee combat the zombies, including a lot of throat slashing and not one of them shows any concern for aerosolized zombie blood. Daryl doesn't have an unlimited supply of crosssbow bolts, so he must be using the same ones to take down zombies to hunt for food. That's fucked up! They should all have turned a long time ago! I know they're all infected already, but they should be progressing along to zombie land any second now.

 

THIS THIS THIS!!   ARRRGH!  This drives me crazy!   I actually sent that question to The Talking Dead this past week because it drives me nuts!    Just what is the difference between being actively bitten or scratched by a zombie, which apparently leads to certain zombification, and being passively infected (or re-infected if you will) by ingesting zombie blood, or getting zombie blood in a cut on your hand, or eating food that's been killed with zombie-blooded weapons, etc, etc.   It makes no sense!   The    group gets    zombie blood and gore spattered     all over them on a daily basis,     rarely have a chance to do laundry or bathe properly, yet none of them suffer any ill effects.  

 

You'd think with all the knives and machetes and other bladed weapons they use to kill zombies they'd all have cuts and slices all over their hands that would    make it easy for the Zombie Disease to just set up in their blood and turn them without ever being attacked outright.

 

ARRRGH!

 

*MWR thinks too much*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 12:04 PM (4df7R)

354 I poled Barack twice.

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 25, 2012 12:05 PM (U+DUu)

355 Obama would be cruising towards reelection right now if he just cut a little spending and decided to not raise taxes.

This is your daily reminder to thank God for making Obama a post turtle, because it's exactly right.

If he'd shown just a little "flexibility" and agreed to make the Bush rates permanent and cut spending (even just "rate of growth") he could have made a play for the center.  Instead, he's having to throw red-meat to his base just to keep them in line.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 25, 2012 12:05 PM (8y9MW)

356

From the previous thread...in case you missed it:

 

377Bombshell: Clinton Ordered More Security, Obama Denied Request

 

http://goo.gl/LIZUq

 

Posted by: Scobface at October 25, 2012 02:58 PM (IoNBC)

 

 

So...Bill has been trying to get Hillary to release this for two weeks?

Dayum.

This is getting good!

 

This is why Hillary lawyered up.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 25, 2012 12:05 PM (ipkPX)

357 Newpid.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 25, 2012 12:05 PM (DKxu1)

358

Oh, and:

 

You're such a girl! Talking about zombies and connecting it to another girl's hair. lol!

 

You betcha!  lol!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 12:06 PM (4df7R)

359 Speaking of Yahoo News, their bias is so over the top it's almost like a spoof of MSNBC.

Why haven't the gotten more flak for that?  I know the first instinct of conservatives is "Who cares, no one listens to Yahoo News" but I remember reading an article where it was one of the top internet sources for news in the US.

I mean, I don't expect them to be conservative, but it's a parody at this point.  I would think if shareholders gave the Board an earful they would at least give the appearance of being a little more objective.

Posted by: McAdams at October 25, 2012 12:06 PM (xinSF)

360 Linked on Hot Air: Kieth Olberfuhrermann is looking for a job.

I'll give him $20 to count polar bears on Shemya for a month.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 25, 2012 12:06 PM (WZtt1)

361 Also, Dewey will beat Truman...

Posted by: Greg's alter ego at October 25, 2012 12:07 PM (Jls4P)

362 11
"Lost" when it comes to Math...and always looking for someone to blame.

We are living under the 'Lord of the Flies' Presidency.

Posted by: wheatie

 

The only math dems understand is zero sum games and they still fk those up so that even their cronies get less than they should get.  (Union pensions in five years, for example)

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 25, 2012 12:07 PM (VLifP)

363 In 28 Days Later,where a single drop of zombie blood in the eye gave someone the Rage virus(which takes like seconds,apparently)yet they were slicing up zombies with machetes and getting covered in gore.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2012 12:07 PM (6o4Fb)

364

I think Team SCOAMF is tossing Billy Jeff under the bus in preparation of tossing Hildebeast under it for Benghazi.  Obama is a petty, vindictive little bitch and the White House is going to be a most un-fun place to work after he loses the election.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at October 25, 2012 12:07 PM (nYHk7)

365 If he'd shown just a little "flexibility" and agreed to make the Bush rates permanent and cut spending (even just "rate of growth") he could have made a play for the center. Instead, he's having to throw red-meat to his base just to keep them in line.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 25, 2012 04:05 PM (8y9MW)

 

And if he'd moved to the center, we wouldn't be in AS BAD a spot as we are now.  It would still suck, and we'd still be fighting to get him out of office, but the apocalyptic scenarios would be     considered kooky     instead of      dire.  

 

But if he'd moved to the center, he wouldnt' be the Obama we all know and despise.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 12:08 PM (4df7R)

366 Really,the best thing for him would be to go back to sports full time but he probably has burned too many bridges.

The market for toxic radioactive waste is quite limited...

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 25, 2012 12:08 PM (WZtt1)

367 Erick Erickson @EWErickson Look for news stories to start trickling out that Obama is winding down his Colorado operations as quietly as possible. Bammy's firewall is FULLY engulfed

Posted by: Evilpens at October 25, 2012 12:08 PM (ck76k)

368 Typical LibTARDS! NOT MY FAULT!! who can I blame for My failure?

Posted by: Evilpens at October 25, 2012 12:09 PM (ck76k)

369 This is classical narcissistic sociopathy. Textbook.

Posted by: WitheldByRequest at October 25, 2012 12:09 PM (4mdaW)

370 134 -- Ms. Choksondik -- I agree, I was very butthurt after the primary, was seriously considering not voting for Romney. And I am not under any illusions he's a conservative, we'll have to stay on him and his administration and keep his feet to the fire. But his decency and his competence has really won me over -- how can you look at his lovely wife and his wonderful sons, listen to the testimony of all the people he has quietly helped through the years and all the businesses his firm helped to build and grow and not see that this is Obama's polar opposite?

Also, unlike McCain, he understands neither the media nor the Dems are his pals, and he has cleverly outsmarted them at every turn. His debates were a masterstroke of discipline: he knew exactly what he was doing, aimed every one of his debates at getting undecided voters and neither let Obama bait him or gave the right red meat that might turn off the Luntz's Dunces he needed. It isn't an accident he got a bounce from every single debate. I am tired of Akin's on our side who don't or won't understand you have to WIN first if you want to change policy.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 25, 2012 12:09 PM (8kq7+)

371 EC---mouth to mouth with a guy who may have died is up there on the list.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 25, 2012 12:09 PM (0CiTm)

372

Linked on Hot Air: Kieth Olberfuhrermann is looking for a job.

 

Keefums has been looking for a job since he got fired from Current.   I guess he thought he'd have one in time for the election, but no one wants to hire his fat, prima donna ass. 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 12:09 PM (4df7R)

373 287
215Even people that are fairly intelligent can often be fooled by a sociopath.
I have watched it up close at work and seen peoples lives destroyed.

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 25, 2012 03:37 PM (nTgAI)

----------

Yup.
That's because sociopaths are often often very charming and beguiling.

They learn very young...that they can disarm people with their charm.

Posted by: wheatie

 

Failing that, an ice pick in the eyeball.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 25, 2012 12:09 PM (VLifP)

374 306I refuse to join the misty-eyed nostalgia for Clinton. Fucker 1) broke
his marriage vows 2) with a chick barely older than his daughter 3) IN
THE OVAL OFFICE 4) and then proceeded to lie about it to: a) the
American people b) to his Cabinet c) under oath.

---

Plus Waco, plus the USS Cole, plus the Khobar Towers, plus the first WTC attack...

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster

 

Plus messed up a perfectly nice blue dress.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 25, 2012 12:10 PM (VLifP)

375 Bammy's firewall is FULLY engulfed

O-Bot Crewman:  "Sir, we've lost our shields, main power is down, weapons are offline!!!"

TFG:  "Maybe today IS a good day to die!"

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 12:10 PM (GQ8sn)

376

In 28 Days Later,where a single drop of zombie blood in the eye gave someone the Rage virus(which takes like seconds,apparently)yet they were slicing up zombies with machetes and getting covered in gore.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2012 04:07 PM (6o4Fb)

 

This is why, as I've told my sister, in a zombie apocalypse ranged weapons are your FRIEND.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 12:11 PM (4df7R)

377
I'm a well known cooter bandit, but I turned Gloria Allred down for good reason.  She would brag to the media and all her friends that she snagged a good one with a big dick, and I'm not down with telling stories out of school. 

Kate, call me honey for a good time.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at October 25, 2012 12:11 PM (lDWQr)

378 http://tinyurl.com/cdkfls8 STATE OF THE OHIO PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SCOTT JENNINGS | 25 OCTOBER, 2012

Posted by: Evilpens at October 25, 2012 12:11 PM (ck76k)

379 Fucking idiots is another

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2012 03:34 PM (oSFWF)


His followers remind me of the people who were in the Jim Jones cult, without the mass suicide....yet.

Posted by: davidinvirginia at October 25, 2012 12:11 PM (qEkGZ)

380 Alternative NYT Headline: King of Sport Fu&king Also Knows Something about Sport Fragging.

Posted by: USA at October 25, 2012 12:12 PM (RIg+t)

381 EC---mouth to mouth with a guy who may have died is up there on the list.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 25, 2012 04:09 PM (0CiTm)

 

When Lori did that, I threw my hands in the air and gave up.   I know she was trying to help but... ARRGH!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 12:12 PM (4df7R)

382 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 25, 2012 04:09 PM (4df7R) because he has Not Burned bridges every place he has worked, He has Carpet Bombed them

Posted by: Evilpens at October 25, 2012 12:13 PM (ck76k)

383 >>>It makes no sense!
Posted by: MWR

1. Infectious dose:  a lot of times is bigger than 1 virus. You may have some ability to fight of the disease at initial infection. Your body does this 1000X a day and you never know it. Particularly with staph.

2. Infection path. Changing the path into the body changes the infectious dose or in some cases completely eliminates the chance of infection. Ingesting is a terrible path that most viruses will not survive thanks to stomach acid.  Additionally inhalation though a bit easier is still a tough path and may not be adequate.

3. Survival outside a host. Some viruses cannot live for very long at all outside an active host. So tainted materials may not be tainted for very long.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at October 25, 2012 12:13 PM (eMjRH)

384 1. Infectious dose: a lot of times is bigger than 1 virus. You may have some ability to fight of the disease at initial infection. Your body does this 1000X a day and you never know it. Particularly with staph.

2. Infection path. Changing the path into the body changes the infectious dose or in some cases completely eliminates the chance of infection. Ingesting is a terrible path that most viruses will not survive thanks to stomach acid. Additionally inhalation though a bit easier is still a tough path and may not be adequate.

3. Survival outside a host. Some viruses cannot live for very long at all outside an active host. So tainted materials may not be tainted for very long.



TNT is hiring.

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 12:14 PM (GQ8sn)

385 Payback may have already started. http://preview.tinyurl.com/8eleswx (via insta)

Posted by: teh Wind at October 25, 2012 12:14 PM (HBU8E)

386 Posted by: Evilpens at October 25, 2012 04:11 PM (ck76k)

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No no no, that can't be right.  Janet assures me that TFG has a commanding lead in Ohio, and that's good enough for me.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 25, 2012 12:14 PM (aHR5E)

387 "And now they want to claim they were just victims, victims yet again."

Victims, aren't we all?

Posted by: Eric Draven at October 25, 2012 12:15 PM (NlG+i)

388 From http://tinyurl.com/8eleswx : > Secretary of State Hillary Clinton ordered additional security for the U.S. mission in Benghaziahead of the terrorist attack but the orders were never carried out, according to “legal counsel” to Clinton who spoke to best-selling author Ed Klein. Those same sources also say former President Bill Clinton has been “urging” his wife to release official State Department documents that prove she called for additional security at the compound in Libya, which would almost certainly result in President Obama losing the election. > Appearing on TheBlazeTV’s “Wilkow!” on Wednesday night, Klein told host Andrew Wilkow that Bill and Hillary Clinton have been having “big fights” for “two or three weeks” about the issue, according to his two sources on Clinton’s legal counsel. While Bill Clinton wishes his wife would “exonerate” herself by releasing the documents that show she wasn’t at fault for the tragic security failure in Libya, the secretary of state refuses to do so because she doesn’t want to be viewed as a traitor to the Democratic party. Bill may want Obama destroyed, but Hillary doesn't want him to lose.

Posted by: Mick McMick at October 25, 2012 12:15 PM (FHlAi)

389

 

In other words then, Clinton pulled a "Little Big Man", playing Jack Crabb to Obama's General Custer.

 

Love it!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2012 12:16 PM (BAS5M)

390 Kieth Olberfuhrermann is looking for a job.

If I were Mitt, I'd offer him a job wiping my ass on Nov. 7th.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 25, 2012 12:16 PM (aHR5E)

391

OT, but this headline from the sidebar is hilarious:

 

Actual Headline: "Despite recent killings, Lamoine    (Maine)   still ‘a great place to live,Â’ say selectmen"

 

I don't know why on earth the Bangor Daily News would use that as a headline.  That's not even the crux of the article,   which is about a young man who killed    his father and     grandfather earlier this week,   then was killed himself by the police.     I mean, if this     were something that    had been happening regularly    in itty bitty Lamoine (Population: 1,600),   then I could see the point of making your headline "Lamoine is still a great place to live!"    (Of course, if this had been happening regularly in itty bitty Lamoine I doubt there'd be anyone left alive in town to read about it.)      But one unhinged Mainer tragically murdering two members of his own family and then being killed himself does not an   endemic culture of murder     make.   

 

It's almost like poor little    Maine wanted to say, "Look!  Look!   We're gritty, too!     Bad things happen here, tooooo!"

 

*pats    Maine on the head and gives it a cookie*   You're so cute!   

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 12:17 PM (4df7R)

392 And they're all infected anyway, I think you just have to die before it matters.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 25, 2012 12:18 PM (0CiTm)

393 2 Narcissists going to go at it Need POPCORN STAT ! this will get good, the ObamaBOTS have NO CLUE who they are fucking with in the Clintons

Posted by: Evilpens at October 25, 2012 12:18 PM (ck76k)

394

383 I'm a well known cooter bandit, but I turned Gloria Allred down for good reason.

 

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You're a better man than I, Gunga Din.

 

Posted by: Will Folks at October 25, 2012 12:18 PM (xGZ+b)

395 The Clintons and the Obamas in a pissing contest?

Surprise! /not

You KNOW who has already proven he comes out smelling like a rose after perjury and impeachment.

Obama's gonna cry "racism" 'cause he won't get re-elected and WilliJeff did.

Then again, internationally, instead of destroying the entire Balkan region as Obama has destroyed the Arab region propagandizing "Spring", Bill Clinton involved us in one illegal war which didn't lose to terrorists our US Embassies complete with Ambassadors and diplomatic entourage in either Sarajevo or Pristina.

Posted by: What's your dirt doin' in his ditch? at October 25, 2012 12:19 PM (BAnPT)

396 Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 04:10 PM (GQ8sn) HOKA HEY !??

Posted by: Evilpens at October 25, 2012 12:19 PM (ck76k)

397 I think the Des Moines register is one of the few newsspaper endorsements that matter, merely because Iowa is such a wierd state. Their endorsement will show who the powers that be want to win. I haven't given Mitt much hope, but if he can snag that endorsement it means they know that Obama is lost and they are going to go in with Mitt. It probably also means that we will not get rid of ethanol subsidies.


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I'm sure TFG will get their endorsement, and I don't know what the text under the headlines says, but for anyone who glances at the page, it looks good for Romney. Megyn Kelly had it up on her show earlier today.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2012 12:21 PM (piMMO)

398 What truly baffles me is Obama has never even tried to pretend like he's a centrist since he was elected.

A few little bones to the Center, and he probably would have been comfortably reelected.

Like with ObamaCare, imagine if he just put a bit of tort reform on the extreme end of things, or allowed health insurance to be sold across state lines.  Little things like that would have made a big difference.

I've never seen a Democrat make such a play for his left-wing base with no interest in triagulation, usually conservatives have problems because Democrats masquerade as pro-choice Republicans.

Posted by: McAdams at October 25, 2012 12:22 PM (xinSF)

399 Chum in Democrat waters...

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, unbanned, ready to get this done at October 25, 2012 12:23 PM (baL2B)

400 Obama is so inept and corrupt, he has not begun to rebuild the Libyan US Embassy that he allowed destroyed by terrorists.

He's leaving his messes behind, like a big titty baby waiting for his diapers to get changed for him by a responsible adult.

Small wonder his leadership from behind is ruinous.

At least the Egyptians have taken out one Libyan suspect, el-Azizi.

(Reuters, Cairo, 7 hours ago)

A Libyan militant suspected by Egypt of involvement in last month's attack on the U.S. consulate in Libya has been killed during a raid by Egyptian security forces in Cairo, a security official said on Thursday. The Libyan was killed on Wednesday in a raid targeting him and other militants with suspected links to al Qaeda in Cairo's eastern district of Nasr City, the official said. Four Egyptian militants were detained in the operation, he added. The Libyan, identified as Karim Ahmed Essam el-Azizi, was killed by a bomb he had tried to use against the security forces during the raid, the security official said.

Posted by: What's your dirt doin' in his ditch? at October 25, 2012 12:25 PM (BAnPT)

401 What people fail to understand is that nothing can possibly be Obama's fault because he is the most intelligent president we ever had. At least among those limited to seventh grade math.

Posted by: Michael Beschloss, Historian Extraodinaire at October 25, 2012 12:26 PM (nZvGM)

402 Speller Extraordinaire, too.

Posted by: Michael Beschloss, Historian Extraordinaire at October 25, 2012 12:28 PM (nZvGM)

403

1. Infectious dose: a lot of times is bigger than 1 virus. You may have some ability to fight of the disease at initial infection. Your body does this 1000X a day and you never know it. Particularly with staph.

 

 

 

2.
Infection path. Changing the path into the body changes the infectious
dose or in some cases completely eliminates the chance of infection.
Ingesting is a terrible path that most viruses will not survive thanks
to stomach acid. Additionally inhalation though a bit easier is still a
tough path and may not be adequate.



 

 

I get that.  But    for instance,    early in this   past week's episode, a character was scratched by a zombie.  Just scratched.   Not even a very deep scratch at that.   But the other characters were ready to write him off as incurably infected.  

 

So then let's talk about bladed weapons again.   If you use a knife regularly, you're probably going to cut yourself.   It just happens.   If you use a knife violently, you're even MORE likely to cut yourself.   The preferred method of zombie killing in TWD is via up close and personal contact, usually involving a knife,   axe or other sharp or heavy object shoved into the brain.     So let's say     that,   in the process of killing a shitload of     Walkers,    you've cut yourself on     the machete you like to use for    killing     shitloads of   Walkers.       Let's say it's a relatively superficial cut -- not much more than a deep papercut   --    across the palm of your hand.      As you continue killing zombies,     the scratch on your hand gets doused repeatedly      in gallons of zombie blood, brain matter, and goo.

 

How is the latter scenario markedly different from the former, where the character was simply scratched by a zombie?  

 

 

3. Survival outside a host.
Some viruses cannot live for very long at all outside an active host. So
tainted materials may not be tainted for very long.


 


 

My only problem with this is that the hosts who are carrying this contagion    are themselves dead.       What would prevent the virus (is it a virus?  Do we know that for sure?  I forget)     from simply     hanging out    in its blob of gore     and viscera     and waiting to be picked up by another host, be they living or dead?   If the virus doesn't require a living host, then how does it know when it's been separated from its DEAD host?   

 

Again,    though,    I think way too much.   It's a show about dead people reanimating.  It really doesn't deserve this much critical analysis.  lol!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 25, 2012 12:29 PM (4df7R)

404 Clinton wasn't really a political genius. He got reelected and then the other party replaced him.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 25, 2012 12:29 PM (pmDdf)

405 This isn't a presidential campaign, it's a fucking homecoming parade.

Posted by: Fritz at October 25, 2012 12:32 PM (vm7ot)

406 Clinton fucked them. Now they want to whine about getting took by a guy who pretty much HATES them? LOL. I'm sure Clinton feels terrible about it.

Posted by: Cackfinger at October 25, 2012 12:34 PM (CCHli)

407 Nope, it wasn't.

The problem with the strategy is that (1) Romney does not have a record, or even a platform, of "severe conservatism," (2) he has a clean background that makes personal attacks very difficult, (3) he picked an equally squeaky-clean and highly likable running mate, and (4) everyone except the most partisan, govt-teat types is mentally exhausted and looking for some hope that things can get better. All Romney and Ryan had to do is appear like reasonable, well-intentioned, competent politicians and Bill's whole argument was shot.

He would have been better off going after the windsock/Etch-a-Sketch attack, imho.

Posted by: Y-not at October 25, 2012 03:42 PM (5H6zj)


Not really, because the same can be said about Obama himself.  In order to keep his own record out of bounds so people could forget, he really can't talk about issues himself.  Plus as we've seen, he and his people can't keep a coherent line going themselves.


In the first debate, the people would have seen he's got convictions and earnestness, too.  So that program would have been exploded just the same.


When an incumbent can't play the "I did well" or "I have a plan" cards himself, the only one left is "He isn't fit".  Both reasons for unfit, too scary conservative or too wishy washy are likely to become undone if they are based on nothing.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2012 12:34 PM (z1N6a)

408 The flip-flop/ etch-a-sketch attack was always going to be a no-go for Obama to use. Too easy to flip it back, too easy for it to backfire.

Obama is the *epitome* of a flip-flop/ etch-a-sketch politician. Romney would've hung all of Obama's etch-a-sketchiness around his neck, and the media would've been forced to report it.

But no one can accuse Obama of being a "severe conservative." So, they went with that.

Posted by: lael at October 25, 2012 12:36 PM (ZnY8c)

409 369 In 28 Days Later,where a single drop of zombie blood in the eye gave someone the Rage virus(which takes like seconds,apparently)yet they were slicing up zombies with machetes and getting covered in gore.

Walking Dead does not have a highly infectious zombie 'virus'.  The comics have examples of people being bitten, and then shortly thereafter amputating said body part, and surviving.  So the assumption is that the zombie virus in Walking Dead has a fairly low rate of transmission -- and much more slowly than the rage virus.

Posted by: wooga at October 25, 2012 12:36 PM (vjyZP)

410 Hey Barry. I gotta cigar that'll clean the sand right outta that vagina.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at October 25, 2012 12:37 PM (BrqlK)

411 And another thing: It is an old saw that you ask advice from those you think will tell you to do what you wanted to do anyway.

The quote about not being able to dismiss the advice of "Derek Jeter," well, Obama defeated HRC *and* her husband. Anyone as full of himself as that--who thinks he knows more about every position in his cabinet than the cabinet secretary does--he's not going to have trouble dismissing the advice of Bill Clinton.

Even so, what advice would you expect Bill "Triangulation" Clinton to give you? How did Bill win re-election in 1996, which many saw this election to be an echo of? That is, Clinton won as a hopey-changey guy in a weak economy, tried to pass an unpopular health care plan, and was trounced in the mid-terms. He won re-election by pivoting to the center and painting Gingrich and Dole as right-wing extremists. So, if your Obama and you ask which path to choose, what do you expect him to say?

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 25, 2012 12:41 PM (vouc9)

412 thank you, Mr Plesident!!!

In another potential blow for the president's Ohio reelection campaign, Jeep, the rugged brand President Obama once said symbolized American freedom, is considering giving up on the United States and shifting production to China.

Such a move would crash the economy in towns like Toledo, Ohio, where Jeeps are made and supplied, and rob the community of the economic security they thought Obama's auto bailout assured them.

http://tinyurl.com/c62log4

Posted by: mallfly at October 25, 2012 12:42 PM (bJm7W)

413 Since by his own admission, he and Michelle will be fine no matter what happens,  No one should feel guilty for firing him November 6th.

Posted by: Firing Prezident Don't Know Much About Dat Math Stuff in November at October 25, 2012 12:43 PM (bCY8U)

414

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 25, 2012 04:29 PM (4df7R)

 

You geek cred is impeccable.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 25, 2012 12:46 PM (sGtp+)

415 he said they'll be fine, but it will still be an act of RACISM to vote for Romney.

Posted by: mallfly at October 25, 2012 12:46 PM (bJm7W)

416

417 - here  is how it was done:

 

Jack Crabb:  General, you go down there.

 

General Custer:  You're advising me to go into the Coulee?

Jack Crabb:  Yes sir.

 

General Custer:  There are no Indians there, I suppose.

 

Jack Crabb:  I didn't say that. There are thousands of Indians down there. And when they get done with you, there won't be nothing left but a greasy stain. This ain't the Washite River, General, and them ain't helpless women and children waiting for you. They're Cheyenne brave, and Sioux. You go down there, General, if you've got the nerve.

 

General Custer:  Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, mule-skinner. You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really *don't* want me to go down there!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2012 12:46 PM (BAS5M)

417

Bush's  fault.

Er . . . Clinton's fault !

Posted by: builderD at October 25, 2012 12:46 PM (hqKI2)

418 in fact, it'll probably be an act of racism if we don't change the Constitution so's he car be Presnident for as long as he likes.

Posted by: mallfly at October 25, 2012 12:47 PM (bJm7W)

419 And they're all infected anyway, I think you just have to die before it matters.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 25, 2012 04:18 PM (0CiTm)

----------->>>

I lost interest in The Walking Dead by the end of the first season.  I stopped caring about any of the adult characters -- they all seemed to be a bunch of dumbf*cks making stupid decisions.  The faster they die and stop bothering me the better.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at October 25, 2012 12:55 PM (nYHk7)

420 the problem is that Obama was the guy who replaced Jetter ... 

Posted by: JeffC at October 25, 2012 12:59 PM (A3tpD)

421 @425 case in point:  who in their right f'in mind would consider giving mouth to mouth resuscitation to someone who may have already turned?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 25, 2012 01:24 PM (9eDbm)

422 Let's see........You dumped Hillary as VP.....Gave her a "thank you " job......Didn't consider her this time for VP......You don't like the Clinton's and they don't like you. What could go wrong? Other than you're a dumbass, the play worked great.

Posted by: harleycowboy at October 25, 2012 01:36 PM (wSTfB)

423 Third grade daughter brought home Washington, D.C. Flashcards for social studies test coming up. One of the cards was handmade and on the front was "who do we want to be president in 2012" on the back was "Mitt Romney". Perfect spelling. I love my kids!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Detach at October 25, 2012 01:40 PM (bKOZG)

424 Long ago I decided that the test of maturity was taking responsibility for your own actions. (And not the Hillary/Janet Reno brand of "responsibility".) Obama has failed that test every time he's been put to it.

Posted by: Socratease at October 25, 2012 02:07 PM (iVBDH)

425 This is just an initial skirmish in the Democrat Civil War that will get revved-up after Romeny is elected.  I think the Clintons will prevail because 2016 is Hillary's last shot at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.  Lots of good stuff will come out...

Posted by: exurbanDoug at October 26, 2012 08:00 AM (zLf3d)

426 25, there is no jizz on the dress because Bathhouse Barry swallows.

Posted by: exurbanDoug at October 26, 2012 09:53 AM (zLf3d)

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