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April 19, 2012

Ted Nugent Meets Secret Service
— Dave in Texas

Nugent, 63, confirmed in a statement that Â“two fine, professional Secret Service agentsÂ” came to see him Thursday in Oklahoma, where he was scheduled to play ArdmoreÂ’s 2 Frogs Grill that night.

By his account, all parties concluded Â“that I have never made any threats of violence towards anyone. . . I thanked them for their service, we shook hands and went about our business.Â”

"Anyone" meaning a person or persons, and not a critter that can be legally killed and grilled.

Just for funs.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 05:37 PM | Comments (59)
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1 OT but Parks and Recreation is strangely apt tonight.

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2012 05:39 PM (ykSKg)

2 did they ask Ted to set them up with any groupies?

Posted by: the Butcher at April 19, 2012 05:39 PM (YPtzF)

3 Wow. Number 3.

Posted by: Rubio better stop with the Dream act shit at April 19, 2012 05:41 PM (CP+yl)

4 If you really wanted to make it fun you would have linked Great White Buffalo

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2012 05:41 PM (piMMO)

5 Ted is cool. Epic beat down of SCOAMF, Hillary, Reid, etc. Bet the ss men gave him high fives.

Posted by: nikkolai at April 19, 2012 05:42 PM (pSsN0)

6 sounds like he felt threatened as opposed to he threatening anyone.

Posted by: Avi at April 19, 2012 05:43 PM (J3gb4)

7 Hey Teddy how do you really feel about the POTUS ..

Posted by: lost Dutch mans mind at April 19, 2012 05:44 PM (YlSwz)

8 The Motor Cit Madman meeting with the Secret Service.... but he asked them about the WANGO TANGO in Colombia!!!

Posted by: Satan's Barbed Wee Wee at April 19, 2012 05:45 PM (Jls4P)

9 Better yet, he told them ...

If You Can't Lick 'Em...Lick 'Em

Posted by: Satan's Barbed Wee Wee at April 19, 2012 05:47 PM (Jls4P)

10 One down twelve million others that made similar statements in the past few years to go. Secret Service is going to be busy if this what they're going to do from here on out.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 19, 2012 05:48 PM (GZitp)

11 Ted's playin' the 2 Frogs Grill? This is what happens when you peak too soon.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 19, 2012 05:49 PM (m3R4Y)

12 Did Nugent hook them up with a couple of underaged groupies?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 19, 2012 05:49 PM (niZvt)

13 You know it was probably enlightened engagement for the NEW ROCKIN SS..I personally would prefer a nice Iowa Hooker to that sluts picture from Columbia..

Posted by: lost Dutch mans mind at April 19, 2012 05:50 PM (YlSwz)

14 Posted by: Satan's Barbed Wee Wee Wee wee? Wee wee? Man up already!

Posted by: The Warcock at April 19, 2012 05:51 PM (yc+3N)

I'll never forget listening to Wang Dang Sweet Poontang off Cat Scratch Fever. I didn't know what it meant.

But my parents sure the hell did.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2012 05:51 PM (vpe0k)

16 I love Ted Nugent

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 19, 2012 05:51 PM (UOZms)

17 Dog eaters hardest hit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 19, 2012 05:52 PM (Ck8hC)

18 Maybe he asked them about that
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang in Colombia

Posted by: Satan's Barbed Wee Wee at April 19, 2012 05:53 PM (Jls4P)

19 19: He's probably eaten cat (mountain lion version)

Posted by: Palerider at April 19, 2012 05:56 PM (dkExz)

20 19 You think The Nuge has eaten dog? Posted by: runninrebel at April 19, 2012 09:53 PM (N/1Dm) The way he plowed through groupies in the glory days? Almost certainly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2012 05:56 PM (Rhie+)

21 Reminder that the new South Park airs again at 1000. For about half of it they use actors.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2012 05:57 PM (piMMO)

22 You think The Nuge has eaten dog?Posted by: runninrebel

Only if on accident when the household hound got between Ted's mouth and his home raised antelope steaks.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 19, 2012 05:57 PM (Ck8hC)

23 My favorite song by the motor city madman is stranglehold

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 19, 2012 05:57 PM (UOZms)

24 19: He's probably eaten cat (mountain lion version)
Posted by: Palerider at April 19, 2012 09:56 PM

My cousin killed a mountain lion one time and butchered it and froze the meat. My uncle never had supper at his house again. Thought he might try to slip some on his plate.

Posted by: huerfano at April 19, 2012 05:58 PM (bAGA/)

25 Posted by: huerfano at April 19, 2012 09:58 PM (bAGA/) Your cousin wouldn't happen to be named Cheney, would he?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2012 06:01 PM (Rhie+)

26 Slightly OT:

Michelle and I tried organic, free range dog some time ago. Let me be clear: free-range terriers are quite earthy and chewy. I suggest supping on a nice, plump lap dog, one that is fed only the highest quality dog food. The meat is tender and juicy. The meat doesn't have that earthy taste from foraging for natural food.

Roast the dog with some fennel and serve with a side of jasmine rice and soup.

Heavenly.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 19, 2012 06:03 PM (n4lxD)

27 My favorite song by the motor city madman is stranglehold

****

Me too

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2012 06:03 PM (piMMO)

28 Your cousin wouldn't happen to be named Cheney, would he? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2012 10:01 PM

He shot it. I doubt that he has Cheney's equipment.

Posted by: huerfano at April 19, 2012 06:04 PM (bAGA/)

29 It's a dog eat dog world out there

Posted by: blogforce one at April 19, 2012 06:05 PM (7cXfH)

I tend to think of Rakon as looking a bit like a brain-dead version of Peter Lorre's character in Arsenic and Old Lace

bottom guy: http://tinyurl.com/c56uvpd

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 19, 2012 06:06 PM (m2AgB)

31 Arsenic and old lace is one of my favorite movies!!!! CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 19, 2012 06:07 PM (UOZms)

32 Did Ted go "Gonzo" on the SS.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 19, 2012 06:08 PM (ZOf1l)

33 The same old shit night after night from the same dumbass troll. Do yourself a favor and just end it.

Posted by: Ronster at April 19, 2012 06:08 PM (XkVVw)

34 It was the right thing to do, for them to talk to him. And I bet they really enjoyed it too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 19, 2012 06:09 PM (r4wIV)

35 I can't believe they just showed a fart escaping Cartman's asshole.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2012 06:10 PM (piMMO)

36 Barack Obama is a Stuttering Clusterf*ck of a Miserable Dog Eating Tyrant

Posted by: X at April 19, 2012 06:10 PM (sJKFk)

37 Dog eat Dog is a Nugent tune by the way.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 19, 2012 06:11 PM (r4wIV)

38

OT

"I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth"

-Baraka O'Bama

"I hope to die with a silver spoon in my mouth"

-Charles Payne on FBN's Varney

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 19, 2012 06:12 PM (TkGkA)

39 So jugdish just showed at the rush party?

Posted by: The Deej at April 19, 2012 06:12 PM (AVfT8)

40 Check out the cover art for Weekend Warrior that he did...guitar was like a double barrel assault rifle...

Posted by: Satan's Barbed Wee Wee at April 19, 2012 06:13 PM (Jls4P)

41 Great ending to the Bruins-Caps game. Great playoffs so far.

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2012 06:13 PM (ykSKg)

42 38 Did Ted go "Gonzo" on the SS.

Probably went Double Live Gonzo on them...

Posted by: Satan's Barbed Wee Wee at April 19, 2012 06:14 PM (Jls4P)

43 Dog eat Dog is a Nugent tune by the way.

****

You are correct, sir!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2012 06:16 PM (piMMO)

44 The way he plowed through groupies in the glory days? Almost certainly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2012 09:56 PM (Rhie+)

OMG, the funny is back with a vengeance huh???

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 19, 2012 06:17 PM (SsG4J)

45 Of course there were no hookers there. Ted's wife would have shot them.

And a song whose lyrics are a little in tune with Obama's culinary habits, courtesy of The Nuge.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 19, 2012 06:19 PM (rE8LO)

46 Dog is dead.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 19, 2012 06:23 PM (O3R/2)

47 Been to 2 Frogs, nice place for a meal and see rocknroll memorabilia.

Posted by: LaZrtx at April 19, 2012 06:26 PM (bK81x)

48 Top ten reasons for Ted Nugent for President:

10. White house would not need a chef -- just a smoker and a barbeque in the Rose Garden. Ted prefers to grill his own kills.

9. No more outrageous taxpayer funded entertainments at the White House -- Ted can provide all the music they need.

8. No more expensive foreign vacations -- Ted prefers to pay for his own vacations, and prefers to hunt and fish in the US.

7. White House meat bills will be lower. See #8.

6. No more war on terror. Ted would terrify terrorists: "Our failure has been not to Nagasaki them." He'd surely rectify that.

5. The only kind of gun control he'll promote is good aim.

4. Welfare reform? Sure. He promises to "Slash the living hell out of the waste and corruption and the outrageous army of do-nothing bureaucrats. I would fire every government worker whose job I would deem to be redundant and wasteful. No able-bodied human being would ever get a handout again."

3. He has a catchy slogan: "The whole world sucks, but America still sucks less," followed by, "But with this administration, we are catching up."

2. He does not have a thin skin.

1. No need for Secret Service protection.

Posted by: starboardhelm at April 19, 2012 06:27 PM (hHgxI)

No doubt SS asked for autographs and laughed with Ted about douchebag Soetoro. Big ears musta been burning.

Posted by: Tough,Tougher,Crunchy at April 19, 2012 06:51 PM (c3mby)

50 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2012 06:54 PM (7W3wI)

51 Remember when the left actually produced an on-screen wetdream about assassinating Bush? Those were the days.

Posted by: wte9 at April 19, 2012 07:33 PM (OYaaT)

52 Did Nug dodge the draft to get out of going to Vietnam? If so, he sucks. It's easy to talk the talk, it's another thing entirely to write that blank check to the country payable with everything, up to and including your life. And yes, I served 20. I like his take on politics, but I'll be damned if I put a draft dodger up on a pedestal. He can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Brian at April 19, 2012 07:37 PM (5HIbd)

Can we average American citizens get our own Secret Service to protect us from a worthless cocksucker of a seditious President?

After all, we are the ones paying these guys.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 19, 2012 08:54 PM (aljFw)

54 I like his take on politics, but I'll be damned if I put a draft dodger up on a pedestal. He can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Brian at April 19, 2012 11:37 PM (5HIbd)

Getting into the lottery and pulling a high number isn't draft dodging. You have about over 20 million of us to fuck with if that is what you are saying.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 19, 2012 08:56 PM (aljFw)

.....but I'll be damned if I put a draft dodger up on a pedestal....Posted by: Brian at April 19

Getting into the lottery and pulling a high number isn't draft dodging. You have about over 20 million of us to fuck with if that is what you are saying Posted by: TexasJew at April 20, 2012

Dittos on TJ, there Brian. Don't be slammin' those of us who won our own lottery early! If you recall, the DoD was run into the ground by that traitor McNamara, who thought American boys were just cogs in the machine, to be thrown out when they broke! Not a pretty picture for encouraging service, even for those who were patriots then, and remain so now.

Posted by: earl t at April 20, 2012 05:25 AM (/3EY+)

56 Ted Nugent bragged that he went quite a while without a shower and then showed up to the induction center with his own feces in his pants. They gave him a deferment. Is this what an honorable man does? I don't understand why people put this guy up on a pedestal. He is a showbiz caricature of a baddass. He runs a canned hunt operation. Sorry, all the baddass talk is just that. He's a pussy. I have no respect for him. If pointing out this guy's failings offend you, so be it.

Posted by: Brian at April 20, 2012 06:43 PM (5HIbd)

57 Funny thing about Macnamara- he did a bang up job for Ford Motor Co, so the administration thought that since he was the smartest guy in the room, he could run a war. Big object lesson there. Sometimes the "smartest ones in the room" lack common sense. In war, you are not using logic- you are using psychology- you need to convince your enemy that the road they are going down will lead to their utter distruction. Negotiating with implaccable enemies only encourages them and prolongs the conflict. So what have we now? The "smartest man alive" in the White House, and our state department negotiating with the oh-not-so implaccable Taliban.

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