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October 25, 2012

Ted Turner: I Think It's "Good" That US Troops Are Committing Suicide
— Ace

Because killing is bad. So it's "good" they're killing themselves.

Posted by: Ace at 12:58 PM | Comments (156)
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1 Lastest with the leastest!

Posted by: Gloria Allred at October 25, 2012 12:59 PM (pcnpf)

2 First to skull-f*ck that guy

Posted by: Flounder at October 25, 2012 12:59 PM (Kkt/i)

3 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 25, 2012 12:59 PM (8y9MW)

4 I will think it is good when this old fucking left wing asshole dies.

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 25, 2012 12:59 PM (++kZl)

5 No gag order needed here. Let the man speak.

Posted by: Gloria Allred at October 25, 2012 12:59 PM (LyF0H)

6 And there goes my blood pressure again.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 25, 2012 01:00 PM (8y9MW)

7 Scumbag is the only word that comes to my mind.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2012 01:00 PM (oSFWF)

8 What would you expect out of the mouth that used to suck on Jane Fonda?

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 25, 2012 01:01 PM (ZtwUX)

9 I will think it is good when this old fucking left wing asshole dies.

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 25, 2012 04:59 PM (++kZl)

I, for one, am certainly looking forward to it. I've got a special barb I've been sharpening just for him.........

Posted by: Satan at October 25, 2012 01:01 PM (/YJYi)

10 Ted Turner is still alive?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2012 01:01 PM (B/VB5)

I encourage Ted Turner to be "good".

Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at October 25, 2012 01:01 PM (ggRof)

12 Fuck Ted Turner and fuck his ex-wife both with the white hot flaming barbed cock of Satan.

Posted by: DangerGirl (@deadlyestrogen) at October 25, 2012 01:01 PM (GrtrJ)

13 The masks. They are slipping.

Posted by: soothsayer, graduate of Wrong Conclusions Univerity, class of 2002 at October 25, 2012 01:01 PM (Qr/Eg)

14 Speaking of oxygen thieves...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 25, 2012 01:01 PM (DKxu1)

15 Why is this surprising to anyone? This douche married Hanoi Jane for christs sake.

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 25, 2012 01:01 PM (AREf/)

16 Don't be too hard on Ted.

Remember:

1) His father killed himself, so Ted likely thinks suicide is no biggie.

2) He was married to Jane Fonda for a long time and probably considered it himself. Often.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 25, 2012 01:01 PM (vouc9)

17 To any of you who are in the military yet vote Democrat: This man is the paragon of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Candy Crowley frightens the vending machine at October 25, 2012 01:02 PM (LyF0H)

18 Ted Turner -- who married Hanoi Jane -- who 'turned' Christian -- who still is denial about her part in prolonging the Vietnam War and providing support to the enemy.

Buncha penicillin resistant spirochetes still flowing through both of their brains. Fuck em both.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 25, 2012 01:02 PM (feFL6)

Captain Asshole.

Ted Turner is a disgrace...to himself.

He used to be called...."Captain [something]"....dating back to his yacht-racing days.

I don't remember what it was, for sure.

'Captain Outrageous' maybe?

Posted by: wheatie at October 25, 2012 01:02 PM (ipkPX)

There were signs something was wrong with Ted a long time ago. Two words: Captain Planet.

Posted by: JollyRoger at October 25, 2012 01:02 PM (t06LC)

21 Stupid Faux News.

Posted by: BuddyPC at October 25, 2012 01:03 PM (jfUIE)

Ted Turner.

Still drunk.

Posted by: Ronster at October 25, 2012 01:03 PM (BvzwK)

23 Even I don't want to get near this guy.

Posted by: testicular cancer at October 25, 2012 01:03 PM (LyF0H)

24 WAPO - Romney lead expands to +3 over Obama!

50/47

BAMM!

Dem +4 sample. (Amazing how that has magically come down from D +9 isn't it?)

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at October 25, 2012 01:03 PM (hlUJY)

25 Remember the time he gave $1B to the UN and it was used to rape children in Africa. Good times.

Posted by: Jane's Better Half at October 25, 2012 01:04 PM (ndlFj)

26 12 Fuck Ted Turner and fuck his ex-wife both with the white hot flaming barbed cock of Satan. Posted by: DangerGirl (@deadlyestrogen) at October 25, 2012 05:01 PM (GrtrJ) Marry me

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 25, 2012 01:04 PM (++kZl)

27 Good people die to allow his sorry ass to say such things.

Show some appreciation, asshole.

Then, take your own advice and KILL YOURSELF.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 25, 2012 01:04 PM (UK9cE)

28 UPDATE: Ted Turner has holes in his brain from a Vietnamese strain of syphilis.

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 25, 2012 01:04 PM (AREf/)

29 Ted Turner, who suffers from manic-depression like his father, has a lot of chutzpah saying it's OK for someone to commit suicide. Breathtaking. Did he really say that?

Posted by: Interested Party at October 25, 2012 01:04 PM (xPoZL)

30 The boss on Jon Lovitz' cartoon THE CRITIC was supposed to be Ted Turner. just throwing that out there..

Posted by: soothsayer, graduate of Wrong Conclusions Univerity, class of 2002 at October 25, 2012 01:05 PM (Qr/Eg)

31 Think hell run for president as a Democrat in 2016? He's qualified.

Posted by: Truman North at October 25, 2012 01:05 PM (1/eF6)

32 Oh ya, and happy 9-11!

Posted by: James Brolin at October 25, 2012 01:05 PM (4eNxd)

33 You know, he's got a ....

Fuck. Even I can't support this shit.

Posted by: Greg if he had a soul at October 25, 2012 01:05 PM (AREf/)

34 You are surprised because...?

Turner is the epitome of new Progressive Democrats. They pay lip-service to the military and throw them a few bones when votes are needed.

Posted by: marcus at October 25, 2012 01:05 PM (GGCsk)

35 The things I want to say would likely get me banned so I'll go with a simple FUCK YOU TED!!11!!!

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 25, 2012 01:05 PM (tf9Ne)

36 Just goes to show: Money can't by class

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2012 01:05 PM (oSFWF)

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 25, 2012 01:06 PM (AREf/)

38 What would you expect out of the mouth that used to suck on that treasonous whore Jane Fonda's cock?
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Improved. No charge.

Posted by: CUS at October 25, 2012 01:06 PM (84pE9)

39 > WAPO - Romney lead expands to +3 over Obama!

That poll is generally unreliable when it shows a Republican in the lead.

Best poll for my money is IBD/TIPP--and I weigh THE MODEL accordingly.

Posted by: Nate Silver at October 25, 2012 01:06 PM (vouc9)

40 Ngh. May you return an ex football star's wife's glasses at 10:00 at night.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at October 25, 2012 01:06 PM (6JMZR)

41 Will no one rid me of this meddlesome assh*le?

Posted by: Henry II at October 25, 2012 01:06 PM (Dll6b)

"Obamanoma"

Eric Boling just coined this phrase...on The Five.

"The symptoms are...massive unemployment, creeping inflation, high gas prices...etc."

Heh.

It *is* like a creeping cancer, for sure.

Posted by: wheatie at October 25, 2012 01:06 PM (ipkPX)

43 Vince McMahon was about 20 years ahead of the curve when it came to noting the crazy bullshit that Ted said.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 25, 2012 01:06 PM (e0xKF)

44 Drop dead....Ted.

Posted by: BignJames at October 25, 2012 01:06 PM (rlFQ+)

45 Ted Turner was always a lefty retard. One of his VPs spoke to me on an elevator at the end of the RNC convention in 1992, and explained that CNN's job wasn't to tell the news, it was to decide what the democrats wanted the news to mean, and to convince the viewers of that.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 25, 2012 01:07 PM (BiMP/)

46 Nuance.

Posted by: Tommy V at October 25, 2012 01:07 PM (ZYlKz)

What a sorry excuse for whatever the hell he is. For the life of me, I can't understand why he and Hanoi Jane split. They were perfect for each other.

Posted by: HtP at October 25, 2012 01:07 PM (jx2j9)

48 although Ted Turner is a pig-f*cking inbred knob-gobbling sh*t-stain rather than the ArchBishop of Canterbury...

Posted by: Henry II at October 25, 2012 01:07 PM (Dll6b)

49 To paraphrase Rabelais, Ted Turner won't die until another devil is needed in Hell.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 25, 2012 01:08 PM (he2LC)

50 Damn, you are one shitty Turner.

Posted by: Ike Turner at October 25, 2012 01:08 PM (6JMZR)

51 Eat shit and die, Ted.

Posted by: Secundus, Judge Death Fan Club at October 25, 2012 01:08 PM (0kgK1)

52 24 There's that number again ... 47% ... it's now becoming iconic.

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 25, 2012 01:09 PM (GvYeG)

53 I just did Ted's numerological chart. His number? i^2.

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 25, 2012 01:09 PM (ZtwUX)

54 40 Will no one rid me of this meddlesome assh*le? Posted by: Henry II at October 25, 2012 05:06 PM (Dll6b) Um, you know Dad, your knight friends might not realize that you're joking

Posted by: King John at October 25, 2012 01:09 PM (4eNxd)

55 To paraphrase Rabelais, Ted Turner won't die until another devil is needed in Hell. Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 25, 2012 05:08 PM (he2LC) Is Ranelais the guy who plays shortstop for the Chicago Cubs?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2012 01:09 PM (oSFWF)

56 Ted should follow his own advice.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 25, 2012 01:09 PM (JJ+PT)

57 TD;DR but is it possible that he's saying that, hey, that must mean combat deaths are low? I know political freakouts are the thing, but we're not liberals, we can understand what people are saying without wetting our pants in a delusional reread of what someone is saying (see e.g., Akin and other recent rape-abortion comments).

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at October 25, 2012 01:09 PM (QxSug)

58 Tar and feather this motherfucker.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 25, 2012 01:09 PM (BVkEs)

59 Sit down guys I got something shocking to tell you The Washington Post endorsed Obama again!

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 25, 2012 01:09 PM (++kZl)

60 He was too liberal for Jane...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 25, 2012 01:10 PM (f9c2L)

61 OK, John F'n' Kerry. You heard him. You must atone for all those ears you cut off like JenJizz Conn.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 25, 2012 01:10 PM (XUKZU)

62 My God, he fucked Hanoi Jane. He's a POS. Always has been, always will be.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 25, 2012 01:10 PM (kc2b9)

63 If that story about Hillary approving added security at Benghazi, but Obama overruling is true, Ace is going to have to come up with something BEYOND a flaming skull. Maybe an exploding skull, or something. With pudding.

Posted by: Optimizer at October 25, 2012 01:10 PM (R4cjW)

64 Hey, Ted-- What's the last thing that went through your dad's mind, you asshole?

Posted by: Secundus, Judge Death Fan Club at October 25, 2012 01:10 PM (0kgK1)

65 Notice how he almost says "terrific" before downgrading it to "good".

Posted by: JonathanEllis at October 25, 2012 01:11 PM (BdzEV)

66 bob beckel's a dick

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 25, 2012 01:11 PM (8sCoq)

67 but is it possible that he's saying that, hey, that must mean combat deaths are low? --- From the gist of the writeup, it's more along the lines of "They're wigging out because they can't take raping and pillaging like the armies of Genghis Khan."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 25, 2012 01:11 PM (e0xKF)

1) His father killed himself, so Ted likely thinks suicide is no biggie.

2) He was married to Jane Fonda for a long time and likely thinks suicide is no biggie

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 25, 2012 05:01 PM (vouc9)

---------------------------------------------

More accurate.

Posted by: Soona at October 25, 2012 01:11 PM (uaRd0)

69 Tie him around Obama's neck like an albatross. Force Obama to disown him.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 25, 2012 01:11 PM (puty6)

70 Liberalism taken to it's logical conclusion always ends in death.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 25, 2012 01:11 PM (jucos)

71 Had Turner been a Republican, this would be front page news. Since he's a huge Liberal I'm going to bet that nothing happens because of this.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 25, 2012 01:11 PM (DuH+r)

72 66 bob beckel's a dick

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 25, 2012 05:11 PM (8sCoq)

Bob Beckel's problem is that he is in need of a dick.

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 25, 2012 01:11 PM (ZtwUX)

73 Ted's no bullshitter. Kids love him.

Posted by: BHO Psychic Experience, Inc. at October 25, 2012 01:12 PM (0It32)

74 obama voting early in Chicago? In the America I know and loved, the Candidates always voted on Election Day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2012 01:12 PM (oSFWF)

75 Because soldiers choose when and where to go to war after all. This is the sort of infuriating and treasonous madness which made me hate the Left going on 30 years now.

Posted by: Beagle at October 25, 2012 01:12 PM (sOtz/)

76 Speaking to the Â“Lars Larson Show,Â” father of Seal Tyrone Woods Â— who died defending the consulate and Benghazi ... He said ... Clinton assured him that they were going to Â“arrest and prosecuteÂ” the man that made the scapegoated youtube video critical of Islam.

Anyone still want to defend Nakoula's arrest and indefinite detention?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 25, 2012 01:12 PM (DKxu1)

Bob Beckel authoritatively mumbling and gurgling bullshit about how more men will vote for SCOAMF this election.

No. Fucking. Way. Bob.

Posted by: HtP at October 25, 2012 01:12 PM (jx2j9)

78 TD;DR

but is it possible that he's saying that, hey, that must mean combat deaths are low?

No, from reading the link there's no possibility at all.

He suggested that it's good they're committing suicide because it demonstrates their aversion to war.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 25, 2012 01:12 PM (SY2Kh)

79 And now for some alliteration:

Suck a Sig Sauer you sick sack of shit.

Posted by: Ted's Head at October 25, 2012 01:12 PM (JJ+PT)

80 Is there audio of this? Because it needs to be rubbed in his face over and over. As soon as Romney's in (assuming he wins), Turner and his pals will go back to making military suicide the warmongering Republicans' problem. There needs to be a counter.

What a goddamn fucking lowlife thing to do.

Posted by: perturbed at October 25, 2012 01:12 PM (9CWRR)

81 This man is a complete creep....when he was with Hanoi Jane for all those years you might as well call them Mr. and Mrs. Marxist. He could care less about our wonderful military. He impunes them with such disregard. These people in the military are the reason TED that you were able to FREELY pursue and build your VAST EMPIRE. He is the epitome of an egotist to the highest degree....him and Obama are cut from the same dark and nasty narcissistic mold.

Posted by: bluerose75 at October 25, 2012 01:12 PM (HDcKc)

82
Bob Beckel's problem is that he ~~is in need of a~~ hasn't seen his dick in 25 years.

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 25, 2012 05:11 PM (ZtwUX)

Fixed.

Posted by: Adam at October 25, 2012 01:13 PM (/YJYi)

83 IIRC, the suicide rate among soldiers is no higher than the suicide rate among the general population of that gender and age. The problem is that since most soldiers are males into their twenties, which happens to be the demographic of the highest suicide rates, and compare that number to the overall population. So the rate looks high.

I should refrain from trying to write long sentences this late in the day. Uggh.

Posted by: CUS at October 25, 2012 01:13 PM (84pE9)

If things ever go "Mad Max" I know who I'll be looting first...

But as the poster at #5 said, let the bastard talk. He represents his side just fine, and no one will be persuaded to join their ranks who isn't already a flaming libtard. This vile blow hard is a menace to his own side.

Posted by: Reactionary at October 25, 2012 01:13 PM (jfeoD)

85 Bob Beckel's problem is that he is in need of a dick. Posted by: kathysaysso at October 25, 2012 05:11 PM (ZtwUX) No Beckel has a dick, just has not been able to see his dick because of his obese stomach

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2012 01:13 PM (oSFWF)

86 maybe he is hoping someone will kill him because he is suddenly remembering the time he had a 3 way with Hanoi Jane and Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 25, 2012 01:13 PM (AREf/)

87 Bob Beckel's problem is that he is in need of a dick. Posted by: kathysaysso at October 25, 2012 05:11 PM (ZtwUX) Bob is a drunk Whore chasing Coke Head. He got a job on the five so the T and A twins would have a stupid libtard to beat up on.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 25, 2012 01:13 PM (kc2b9)

45Ted Turner was always a lefty retard. One of his VPs spoke to me on an elevator at the end of the RNC convention in 1992, and explained that CNN's job wasn't to tell the news, it was to decide what the democrats wanted the news to mean, and to convince the viewers of that.

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The early years of CNN weren't that bad...it wasn't all that biased against conservatives, from 1980 - 1988.

They were going after every bit of market share that they could get.

Then, when Turner married Hanoi Jane...it made a huge, noticeable turn to the Left.

It became a joke.

And it still is.

Posted by: wheatie at October 25, 2012 01:13 PM (ipkPX)

Holy Crap!!! WaPo endorses Obama! How the hell did that happen?

Posted by: HtP at October 25, 2012 01:14 PM (jx2j9)

90 82 Bob Beckel's problem is that he is in need of a hasn't seen his dick in 25 years. Posted by: kathysaysso at October 25, 2012 05:11 PM (ZtwUX) Fixed. Posted by: Adam at October 25, 2012 05:13 PM (/YJYi) You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: BignJames at October 25, 2012 01:14 PM (rlFQ+)

91 obama voting early in Chicago?

Mooch might clog his toilet.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 25, 2012 01:14 PM (ZKzrr)

92 I could never appear on The Five because I would always be worried about concealing my Kimberly boner

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 25, 2012 01:14 PM (8sCoq)

93 obama voting early in Chicago? In the America I know and loved, the Candidates always voted on Election Day Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2012 05:12 PM (oSFWF) ----------------------------------------------------------- He can vote again on election day. I'll make sure he is cleared.

Posted by: Democrat Precinct Boss at October 25, 2012 01:14 PM (jucos)

94 Don't eat at Ted's Montana Grill; Owned by Shit-Weasel Ted Turner. Hurt him in his wallet.

Posted by: dee dee ramone at October 25, 2012 01:15 PM (UdPlZ)

95 Liberalism taken to it's logical conclusion always ends in death.

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Welfare state.
Unilateral disarmament.
Deficit spending.
Attacking the root causes of crime rather than crime.

The only moral option is apparently suicide.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 25, 2012 01:15 PM (XUKZU)

96 Bob Beckel is more useless than a condom on an LPGA tour.

Posted by: EC at October 25, 2012 01:15 PM (doBIb)

97 Posted by: CUS at October 25, 2012 05:13 PM (84pE9) Oh crap! Explain that mathy type stuff to me again. P-h-o-n-e-t-i-c-a-l-l-y please!

Posted by: Barack Obama as Augustus at October 25, 2012 01:15 PM (4eNxd)

98 Another call from the Romney campaign for donations today. Same report as someone else said earlier--these people are happy and excited. And motivated and dedicated. Still waiting for them to get back to me on helping on election day, though.

Also, the first JEF sign popped up in the neighborhood today. It's a hardcore Dem who's put of signs for Dems in every election. But, none of the other houses that had JEF signs have put any up.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 25, 2012 01:15 PM (imtbm)

99 62 My God, he fucked Hanoi Jane. He's a POS. Always has been, always will be.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 25, 2012 05:10 PM (kc2b9)

To be fair, who in the 60's didn't tap that. I think I might have and I was born in '83.

Posted by: JollyRoger at October 25, 2012 01:16 PM (t06LC)

100 > maybe he is hoping someone will kill him because he is suddenly remembering the time he had a 3 way with Hanoi Jane and Helen Thomas.

I did love our delightful version of monkey in the middle.

Posted by: Helen Thomas's Crotch at October 25, 2012 01:16 PM (vouc9)

101 Why doesn't Ted do the world a favor and douse himself in Kerosene and let somebody (I will volunteer) light the motherfucker up?

Posted by: maddogg at October 25, 2012 01:16 PM (OlN4e)

102 ABC/WaPo just updated their tracking poll. Romney is now at 50% in ABC/WaPo, Gallup, and Rasmussen.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 25, 2012 01:17 PM (pfm/k)

103 wow, really? He's not saying that, he's actually going with the "this is a good thing" version? lefties are just on the other side because they're insane, they should still shit twice and leave.

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at October 25, 2012 01:17 PM (QxSug)

104 what happened to the post after this one, about zero's "gutsy call" cockslobberer of a "movie" being released Nov 4th? Thready explodey? And I wuz gonna be furst... waaaaa.

Posted by: ktnxbai*cough up the lace wigs* at October 25, 2012 01:17 PM (he33V)

105 > Mooch might clog his toilet.

It's not like he could clog mine, ya know.

Posted by: Moochelle Obama at October 25, 2012 01:17 PM (vouc9)

106 Oh crap! Explain that mathy type stuff to me again.

P-h-o-n-e-t-i-c-a-l-l-y please!
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I'll use marbles.

Posted by: CUS at October 25, 2012 01:18 PM (84pE9)

107 Does anybody really care what this old man says? As far as I'm concerned, after he developed TCM his usefulness was over. He needs to quietly retire to those gazilion acres of ranch land he owns and stfu.

Posted by: JMKN1 at October 25, 2012 01:18 PM (JMKN1)

108

CNN's job wasn't to tell the news, it was to decide what the democrats wanted the news to mean, and to convince the viewers of that.

I remember reading, pre-internet, maybe even in Newsweek, that CNN didn't allow the word 'foreign'. There was a $100 fine attached. If you were at the water cooler and mistakenly referred to the international correspondent as a foreign correspondent, your paycheck got lightened.

Posted by: fluffy at October 25, 2012 01:18 PM (O6q63)

109

The feel good story for the season! http://tinyurl.com/chq2s9n

U.N. crying and screaming like a six year old school girl on finding out Texas will arrest any foreign asshat that shows up in any of their polling places.

Posted by: HtP at October 25, 2012 01:18 PM (jx2j9)

110 And that british cock sucker who interviewed him saw nothing wrong with what turner said. Fuck them both.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2012 01:18 PM (oSFWF)

111 ABC/WaPo just updated their tracking poll. Romney is now at 50% in ABC/WaPo, Gallup, and Rasmussen.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 25, 2012 05:17 PM (pfm/k)

None of those polls are reputable, Gallup is racist, Rasmussen is a republican and ABC/WaPo are in the tank for Gary Johnson!

Posted by: Greg at October 25, 2012 01:19 PM (/YJYi)

112 Oh FFS, Obama needs help with the voting machine!!!

Posted by: Harvard, Columbia, and Occidental at October 25, 2012 01:20 PM (X6akg)

113 This asshole isn't dead yet?

Posted by: RWC at October 25, 2012 01:20 PM (fWAjv)

114
He was married to Jane Fonda for a long time...

Shall we recall the rumors of the rather -- exotic -- activities going on between them?

Google up Fonda Turner sex tape.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 25, 2012 01:20 PM (kdS6q)

115 JUMP, TED! JUMP!!

Posted by: Soona at October 25, 2012 01:20 PM (uaRd0)

116 Whoever is socking Helen Thomas: that s**t is nasty. Can't undo that mental image, thank-you very much.

Posted by: greg at October 25, 2012 01:21 PM (uLTng)

117 Off Harvard sock....although it seems appropriate given my post.

Posted by: Tami at October 25, 2012 01:21 PM (X6akg)

118 Whoever is socking Helen Thomas: that s**t is nasty. Can't undo that mental image, thank-you very much.

Posted by: greg at October 25, 2012 05:21 PM (uLTng)

This coming from the hardest working glory hole employee ever.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 25, 2012 01:22 PM (UK9cE)

119 Google up Fonda Turner sex tape.
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No thanks. I do not want to see Ted going down on that treasonous whore Jane's dick.

Posted by: CUS at October 25, 2012 01:23 PM (84pE9)

120 Bullshit Hussein Obama now says that squestration will happen and that the Bush tax cuts will expire: http://tinyurl.com/8or2cqz

Posted by: HtP at October 25, 2012 01:24 PM (jx2j9)

121 Montana Grill, I puke on your entree. F*ck you, grill bitch.

Posted by: Carnival Goat at October 25, 2012 01:25 PM (ex+u8)

122 Posted by: HtP at October 25, 2012 05:18 PM (jx2j9)

That is awesome.

Hey UN, Texas says, "FUCK YOU!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2012 01:26 PM (2b4yb)

123 Ted is still alive? Damn. As for Fonda, she'll end up like Yvette Vickers.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 25, 2012 01:26 PM (xvNl8)

124

Oh crap! Explain that mathy type stuff to me again.

P-h-o-n-e-t-i-c-a-l-l-y please!

Posted by: Barack Obama as Augustus at October 25, 2012 05:15 PM (4eNxd)

Will somebody please load the Khan Academy on this asshole's teleprompter? Thanks.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 25, 2012 01:27 PM (U+DUu)

125 #16.... well done.

Posted by: ObamaGivesFilatio at October 25, 2012 01:28 PM (gKz+d)

126 45 Ted Turner was always a lefty retard. One of his VPs spoke to me on an elevator at the end of the RNC convention in 1992, and explained that CNN's job wasn't to tell the news, it was to decide what the democrats wanted the news to mean, and to convince the viewers of that. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 25, 2012 05:07 PM (BiMP/) We didn't call it the Clinton News Network for nuthin'. I delight in their agonizing fall to irrelevance and bankruptcy.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 25, 2012 01:28 PM (LtNF7)

127 I really thought Hanoi Jane had turned a corner when she converted to Christianity; then I realized she was a Christian like Howard Dean is a Christian or Ted Kennedy was a Christian -- apparently only in it for the perceived moral authority as she pushes the same stale, demonic brand of Leftism she always has.

Posted by: Kensington at October 25, 2012 01:29 PM (znT2j)

128 AAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!11!!1!!

*splat*

Posted by: CNN's Ratings at October 25, 2012 01:30 PM (znT2j)

129 Holy Crap!!! WaPo endorses Obama! How the hell did that happen?

Shit man, it's like my entire worldview has been challenged.

Next you'll be telling me that dogs prefer bacon over lettuce.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 25, 2012 01:31 PM (SY2Kh)

130 Cut Teddy a little slack. He was married to Jane Hanoi Fonda.

Posted by: Buffalobob at October 25, 2012 01:32 PM (x+7qA)

131

@53 kathysaysso

I see what you did there...

Turner is less than teh ONE!

MOAR Math because it kicks libtardASS!!

Posted by: USMC8541 at October 25, 2012 01:33 PM (v3pYe)

132 Just saw on twitter a new Ras poll has NV now tied at 49. Can any premium members at Ras verify?

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 25, 2012 01:34 PM (GvYeG)

133

Turner's comment about military suicides vs. combat deaths came after an extended criticism by Turner of the amount of money the United States' spends on the military and wars.

"We spend half a trillion dollars or more now. And what are we getting for it? What did we gain by the war in Iraq, for instance? What a disaster. The war in Afghanistan, a disaster. The war in Pakistan, a disaster. The war in Vietnam, a disaster." he said.

Pakistan? Hmmmmmm.

Posted by: lucretia dipshitz at October 25, 2012 01:34 PM (VNFBf)

134 Ted Turner is a miserable piece of shit. No one will mourn him.

Posted by: Thunderb at October 25, 2012 01:35 PM (Dnbau)

135 You know, Ted, old boy, there comes a point when you have lost enough IQ points to age and depravity that you really should not appear in public.

He had better hope that no relative of a member of the military who committed suicide gives him a beat down.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at October 25, 2012 01:35 PM (kXoT0)

136 Why do some find it necessary to even acknowledge that POS?

Posted by: rplat at October 25, 2012 01:36 PM (ew94K)

137 My apologies on the NV thing. Thats among voters certain to vote from the 50-48 poll earlier from Ras.

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 25, 2012 01:36 PM (GvYeG)

138 American Legion Halls across this great land will need to update their urinals to have two aiming spots....both Hanoi Jane and Suicide Ted.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at October 25, 2012 01:38 PM (kXoT0)

139 Hey, Ted, don't take this personally but fuck you and the whore you rode in on.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at October 25, 2012 01:40 PM (1hM1d)

140 We call Port-a-Potties "Jane Fonda Memorials."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 25, 2012 01:40 PM (U+DUu)

141 Res ipsa loquitur.

Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at October 25, 2012 01:41 PM (SKX2R)

142 I had someone invite me to dinner at one of his Buffalo restaurants and they could not understand how I can despise a man so much that I won't even eat at his restaurant.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2012 01:42 PM (piMMO)

143 Says the guy who married Hanoi Jane, has spawned multiple children, and spouts Zero Population Growth Agenda from the 70's. Many think he sponsored the Georgia Guidestones that advocate a world population of 1/2 a billion people. That means 6.5 Billion people need to die for his agenda. Moonbat BleepTard should lead by example, and F*ckoff & Die.

Posted by: Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils, Enslaving Mankind Is at October 25, 2012 01:50 PM (GMrPF)

144 Ted Turner is the disease-causing bacteria which infect the parasitical worms found in putrid diarrhetic feces oozing from the rectums of scavengers that prey upon maggots which grow in the decaying carcasses of poisonous vipers that die after eating insects which consume tainted scum.

Posted by: chewydog at October 25, 2012 01:52 PM (BUY7X)

145 The feel good story for the season! http://tinyurl.com/chq2s9n
U.N. crying and screaming like a six year old school girl on finding out Texas will arrest any foreign asshat that shows up in any of their polling places.

Posted by: HtP

God bless Texas! I may have to move there someday. As for myself in Colorado, if any UN asswipe wants to observe me they will get more than they asked for.

Posted by: Cheri at October 25, 2012 01:57 PM (G+Wff)

146 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2012 02:01 PM (6o4Fb)

147 Ted Turner, table for one... we're ready.

Posted by: HELL at October 25, 2012 02:02 PM (R18D0)

148 He and Jane could commit joint suicide. That would be neat.

Posted by: fresh at October 25, 2012 03:09 PM (7nwJ6)

149 I am not a huge fan of Ted Turner (although I appreciate his America's Cup efforts) but kind of like Joe Biden he speaks his mind. I think his wording is horrible, but his "point" seems clear even if stupid. Suicide shows we are adverse to war and that war is not in the good nature of true human nature. Of course one might point out this is stupid, or even if true, so what. But when I saw this headline I was bracing for him to say that it was the just dessert these people deserved for being in war, and that doesn't seem to be his point at all. I think when Ted Turner left Wolf Blitzer sputtering in shock over his naive and simplistic comments about North Korea, that was Ted being far dumber than this. Also, how bad must CNN and Morgan be doing to bring back Ted Turner into their studio! haha

Posted by: Justin at October 25, 2012 03:10 PM (g+QII)

150 It's fortunate for him that ex-soldiers never do bodyguard work.

Posted by: derit at October 25, 2012 03:11 PM (I88Jc)

151 l'il teddy shouldn't be found in my neighborhood without his FULL security detail and then only in broad daylight, with locked doors, a full tank of gas, and the motor running.

I'm just saying 'some' of the streets in SA are a little, ya know, less soft than others. That's all. I'm concerned he could get himself hurt 'severely' if he was to get a little forgetful about what he may have said and where he might be found.

Posted by: Blacksmith8✡ at October 25, 2012 03:53 PM (Yzu6e)

152 Suck me Ted.

Posted by: 9 mm at October 25, 2012 04:27 PM (uBVzH)

153 Who is surprised by this? He married Hanoi Jane after all. There must have been something there, besides her lovely Skeletor look. Throw in the billion dollars he promised/donated to the UN and it's a wonder he hasn't formed an Al Queda cell of his very own.

Fuck you Ted. Die screaming in flames.

Posted by: Six at October 25, 2012 04:36 PM (gW5fI)

154 Fuck Ted, he was hated in Atlanta in the 90's for trying to manage the Brave and failing horribly by trading popular players for mediocre has beens. Now he's made a statement that will damage the Democrats at a crucial stage of the game. I say give the stupid SoB a microphone and 5 minuites of airtime on CNN to state his position on military suicides.

Posted by: Gmac - who despises the SCoaMF and his minions at October 25, 2012 10:20 PM (IanLz)

155 Why do the POS of this country continue to suck down the sweet air of it. Turner, Cheney (Dick or Dickhead), treasonous Rove and the eternal duchbag of them all Kissinger.

Posted by: Pete Goesinya at October 26, 2012 08:25 AM (jGXT9)

156

I've always hated this prick eversense he decided on his own to cancel "SWAT KATS"

Posted by: deepred at October 27, 2012 12:18 PM (ef1qd)

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